Bros & Shows - Bienvenido a Miami- (RHOM s05ep05+06)

Episode Date: December 30, 2022

Welcome to Miami! After countless requests to cover Miami, we took your advice and dove in head first... And the Bro's are in love. On todays episode we start our first foray into RHOM and give a recap of our first impressions of the franchise (its amazing). Before we get into it, we talk Ashley and Luke calling it quits and someone called the fun police on Andy and Anderson for NYE... Then we discuss the Lenny and Lisa divorce drama that's been all over our feeds for months. Alexia and Julia get into it over a very questionable statement from Alexia about Julia and Russians overall... Join the Bro's as we recap episodes 5 and 6 and start what is looking to be one of our new favorite franchises. Time Stamps: (RHOM 20:24) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In Miami, the sun brings the heat, but I bring the fire. Hate all you want, because if I were you, I'd hate me too. Brov bros. Good evening, everybody, and welcome back to another episode of Brav Bros, your favorite podcast from the Bros for everybody, for whoever wants. to listen. I am your co-host, Deal Russell, joined as always by the one and only shoots McGee. What's up, Shooter? The moving saga is finally almost over, so I can start to feel like a human being again. Now, I mean, look, I'm going to air it out, and I know I'm going to get

a lot of shit for this. But I've been up at like 6 a.m. for like a week straight. I don't know how people do it. You're going to get the early morning crowd that comes in hot, like, oh, this is how you're supposed to start the day. Wake up early. Get a jog in. Like, start your morning. Start your day. I'm with you. I don't understand it. I've never been that guy. I was that guy for like two years.

Yeah. And then the pandemic happened immediately back to like, no, I'm going to sleep a little bit. Yeah, I'm going to sleep until at least 8.30. And like I got up, and like, yeah, I'm doing like some sort of like annoying, I guess you can say like physical exertion where you're just packing and moving and packing and moving. And it's brutal. It fucking sucks. I hate it. But it's almost over.

And by the new year, I'll be moved in and I'll be nice and relaxed and back to sleep and late. Well, here's the thing. And, like, we had to shuffle around so much shit to get this episode in. Oh, my God, yeah. Like, Shooter's moving. My daughter's in town. I had a class today at 420, which is, like, the most inconvenient time because we're like, all right, we can just squeeze in this afternoon.

I'm like, oh, no, we can't because I have this. Shooter has to leave here and keep moving. And then I have to go back to my house. We're having another Christmas because Dev's parents want to give poppy or presents and everything, so we're doing a Christmas tonight, which I'm excited for. But just trying to make all this stuff work. We knew we had to get an episode in. We wanted to get an episode in.

Even though Potomac and Salt Lake took a breather this week, we finally listened to you guys. We heard you. Heard you loud and clear. Everyone's clamming for Miami. They're all clamming for Miami. Wow. Clammering for Miami.

God, I thought you were just going to try to say like MIA or something there. Oh, no. It's going to knock you down a peg. But I mean, yeah. And here's the thing. Like with all of the shit that I've been doing for the last week and how just ridiculous it's been, when we sat down, Colleen and I sat down, watch Miami and I think she watched some of last season so she kind of knew what was going on I didn't

really know what was going on aside from like watching Twitter and we're getting to the point now we're running out of shows that we can start talking like this where we talk about how we've never watched it before we're enamored by a certain person and then we find out later that everybody hates that person it's fun it's a good little rodeo that we do but I had no time I watched five straight fucking episodes and stayed up till 230 on whatever night I don't even know what today is but we'll say Tuesday night. Tuesday night, I stayed up till 2.30 and watched everything. And even then I had to fight with Colleen

to make sure that we turned it off so I could go to sleep. She wanted to watch the 6-1. She's like, we got to stand up for our girl, Lisa. Are you fucking kidding me? And I'm like, I got to go to sleep. No, I agree. I put it on with the same kind of like, all right, like I got to knock these out, got to get it in, got to get it done for the podcast. Next thing I know, I'm like, how the

fuck are we just now getting to Miami? This is the best franchise on TV. I know. I had like the complete wrong impression. I feel like you feel the same way, the wrong impression entirely, where I just thought it was like gaudy houses, which it is, and like ridiculous people, which it is. And I didn't think it was going to make good TV.

I thought I would be so annoyed by the people there. And here, I kind of can't really find someone that I definitely hate. It's crazy. I started out, and I was like, Marisol sucks. I'm not into Marisol at all. She's boring as hell. Dude, five minutes later, I'm like, Marisol's the shit. Yeah.

She's fucking hysterical. She's just openly crushing drinks all day, every day. She calls them her cockies, which is so good. And everyone makes the joke, like, put the cock in your mouth and like, shout up. Yeah, I got to refill my cock. Yeah, she's great. I'm enamored with all of them. I'm going to use that word again.

I'm probably going to use that word a lot because they're all so captivating. I was like, oh, my God, you know what this is? And it's so refreshing. I think we needed it. I really think we needed this. And it's like the perfect timing. It's like, these are the reasons that we like to watch Housewives. I've got sucked in.

It's the gaudy giant housewives. giant houses. It's the dude's private jet, the fiance, that has his fucking like insurance attorneys on the side of the plane. Do you know how rich you have to be to have a private jet with your decal on it? Like that's a different level. Some people will rent a private jet. Most people don't own them and slap a label on it. Not to mention it. Little and fly yourself. As I'm saying, the dude flies themselves. This is going to open up a whole different can of worms because we saw that when Taylor Swift took her private jet for like a 30 minute like jump. Everyone was up in arms about, like, the environment and stuff like that.

They're talking, they're flying from Miami to Key West. Yep, not even as far as Key West. Oh, really? Is that Key West? No, it's not. It's one of the keys. It's, uh, Isla Marada or something like that. Isla Bella, I think.

So it's like the third or fourth key down. Key West is all the way down. It's like the seventh or eighth on the way down. So it's halfway down. Even funnier. And it was what, like a 15, 20 minute flight or flight. It's a 20 minute touch, lift off to landing. I would imagine that taking off and landing,

take the most, they probably go up and then straight down. Yeah, they just hit a point and then just come right back down. So I think that's why, you know, it started and I was just so captivated by all of it. It was so good. Yeah, and I mean like, and here's what I'm thinking. When I'm going into it, I always do the, how many housewives do I have to keep track of? Because it's really tough when you don't know anybody. Now, I knew Larson Pippen through, you know, sports and just kind of like normal, I don't know,

with tabloids, if you will. But I looked at it. I'm like, oh, there's only five of them. That's not too bad. The friend of Marisol and Adriana, they're on the entire time. Are they even really friends of? They're just not quote unquote full-time housewives, but they're in every fucking scene. See, this is where it's going to get confusing.

And this is kind of the roots of what the bra of bros was. Like now we are a little more knowledgeable about most franchises because we've been watching for a while. This was the premise, like watching a housewife show from the jump, not understanding anything that's going on. And that's what we're doing. We have no real background. Like, I know Larsa Pippen only because she's dating Michael Jordan's son or was dating him for a while. But I think it rejuvenated me, which is great because we're going into the 2023. We are signed with Cloud 10.

We need a little, like, kick in the ass to, like, get excited again. Like, I'm fucking pumped. I don't even want to do Salt Lake anymore because I just want to, like, surround myself with the real housewives of Miami. No, they're going to be fillers. And honestly, like you said before, this came at, like, the perfect time for us because, Potomac is still enjoyable. I still like Potomac. Hold on.

I know you're not like knocking it down or anything. But I do still like Potomac. Salt Lake has turned into they're running a storyline that might have absolutely nothing to do with any of them, except for maybe Heather put a little Botox or something in her eye and missed. If that's the story, then I might be fully out on Salt Lake, especially with Jen Chana coming back next year. We have no idea what kind of show or what. ever that's going to be next year. So now we have Miami.

And to be able to sit down, and I haven't had this probably since I sat down and watched Jersey to just be able to sit there and be like, I do really want to watch the next episode. It was honestly, like, Colleen and I were saying it, it's like watching something on Netflix that you're like invested in. And I got to know what happens next. And they deliver too. That's the thing is, and they've been doing this. And it's so weird because we've been doing this for, we'll say 10 months, whatever.

Every time that they, you know, they start talking about a party, they usually wouldn't have that party until like two or three episodes later. I expected that when they were talking about Alexia's, I guess, wedding party or whatever, because she was already married on the yacht. They were talking about the party and then happened that episode. I'm like, fuck yeah, this is great. Give me the shit immediately. Don't build it up into, and then it's, you know why?

Here's why. Because they build the shit up and it never lands. It's always like such a half-ass, like reveal. Like, oh, that's what we've been waiting for, such as the Heather thing. Like, if Heather turns out to have fucked up her own Botox and she's trying to protect her company's image and that's what comes out, I will be done. We will not cover Salt Lake on this show anymore if that comes out. No, we will still reach out and see if we can talk to like Lisa or somebody else from that franchise and just see, you know, kind of pick their brain. Maybe they'll come on our show and just start talking about it.

Hint, hint. But I have no intentions of watching it every week if it's going to be that kind of. a dumb shit. No, I'm over. When there's something out there like Miami that's super captivating. All right. Look, we're jumping the gun. We really did jump in the gun there.

We skipped all of our segments. We're excited. It's an exciting show. I felt like, you know, when you're being a piece of shit and you're watching Netflix and it's like, do you really want to watch another episode? And it says that stupid thing and pops up and like, yeah, motherfucker. I'm still here. I'm not sleeping.

I'm just lazy and gross. Yeah, I'm going to keep watching. Yeah, I'm going to keep. And that's how I felt with Miami. I'm like, all right, push on, push on, push on. So let's not. out our segments real quick. All we're doing today is Miami. That's the only recap we're doing because there's nothing else to recap. But we got a couple things. All right. So let's start out

with the Rose and Thorn. We'll get that out of the way. And I got some good ones. So I'm going to leave it off. Yeah. I'm going to lead us off. I didn't ask. I was telling you. So this is a person that commented like months ago, like a long time ago. And I responded. And they just now responded to me like months later. And it was very snarky. And I'm not. I'm not. not going to read the name. Do you think it took the months to come up with this comeback? I think so. But I commented back on this one and they didn't reply.

So I was kind of hoping they would. Maybe it a couple months. I'm crossing my fingers. And if you listen to us and you hear this, comment back. Bring it. Anyway, from Blank, at Rob Bros. I wish I could get paid to talk negatively about females. It's almost like your privilege is shining through in the best way.

Just because you have a podcast doesn't make it appropriate. But Merry Christmas and hope your wives aren't too busy, taking out the trash and shoveling the driveway today? Oh, man. Like, it's kind of a good one, honestly. I post that comment to back and I said, I'll let you know when my wife gets in from hanging up the lights. See, but I mean, that's kind of great.

And again, it gets a little skewed. And there was one that we had a couple of weeks ago that I was like, is that, like, really negative? That was funny for the most part. But he did say your privilege is shining through in the best way. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. It's all convoluted. Yeah, I don't know. If it took you months to write that, like, you know, maybe go over it again. That's what I thought, but it made me laugh. And, like, the funniest shit is, like, it kind of just organically happened at my house. Like, my wife and I both pull her own way.

We both help out her own house. She takes out the trash. I take the trash back up. So I bring the cans back to the house. And most of the time, she'll take them down to the curb. So it's because she gets up at 6 a.m. It goes for a job. Yeah, right, right.

She doesn't go for a job, but she doesn't wake up earlier than me. But it just made me laugh. my rose, and this is a long time follower, I believe, but from Sonder Bazaar, so spot on. Love y'all feedback always. My sister direct me to you guys via TikTok, and I've been hooked since. And you did steal my rose, and that's fine, but she, the way that, I'll just kind of lead into my Rosenthorne now, but that rose, it still shows that other people are showing other people are a show, which is great. Like, keep doing that. Keep spreading. in the word, like, let everybody listen to the pros.

Because we, maybe we don't have the best takes because they're stupid and we're stupid. We're dumb. But it's still entertaining and you're still going to have a good time when you listen to us. So keep on doing that. Yeah, keep hanging out with the pros. Sandra Bazaar. Sondra Bazaar. You're cool.

The other person is not cool. And the funny thing is, uh, it's actually Sonder Bazaar. Oh, did I say it wrong? Yeah, you said Sondra Bazaar. I said Sondre Bazaar. Classic. You don't always bet on steel missing a, a, uh, a name there. I try my best.

So I actually, this kind of works out well because I have a thorn and a half. Wait, is it a thorn and a, are you adding this thorn to your thorn? I already have, I was going to do, it's a half and it'll explain itself. So the first one is a full thorn, okay? This comes from, I'm not going to give the name. If I started seeing a guy and found out he was one of these guys, I'd piece out. Oh, yeah, I saw this one. No, it's just like, and you had a great comeback because like you handled the TikTok clapbacks,

which are always great. What a weird way to roast us. By the way, we're out of your league, pal. We are. So it's just, again, but that's still the fucking stigma that always keeps coming up. It's like, oh, my God, I wouldn't want to. Like, Bravo shit's still popping up on your page.

Like, you go watch Bravo. If you want to listen to us because you find us interesting or fun or entertaining, whatever, then fucking listen to us. If you don't get the fuck off the page. I don't care. It's so weirdly presumptuous to think that we would date you. You don't know us.

We don't know you. So to say, like, to just assume, that we could date. You don't know me. All right? You don't know me. You know what? Also, we're both happily committed relationship.

Steele's married and I'm engaged, so fuck off. Anyway, so here's my half athorn. And it's not really a bad comment. It was just somebody who was disagreeing with us about Lisa. And in it, she said, and this comes from Mish Malka. But imagine if Steele said about Sean what Lisa said about Meredith. Who the fuck do you think you are using my government? Don't that's not like we don't do that I don't ever pop up like I don't know that your name is Sean

I don't know I guess it's a thing now I tried to I tried to hide your identity dude I'm sorry I know it's one of those things it's like I don't want people to know my name don't find me pop up on my doorstep I just moved so you can go to the old place all you want and bug the new people who bought it but leave my government name yeah she was like daft punk no one sees his face yeah I'm gonna have to start like marshman yeah yeah put a fucking helmet on my face now but yeah so that's just a shout I keep keep my name out your mouth Anyway, but that takes us to the news. We just have two things to touch on.

And one, I have to admit that I lost a bet because when the Ashley Luke stuff started popping out, Bravo and Blaze reached out and said, like, what do you think of this? And I was like, I think they're going to go for at least a year. Turns out they called it quits, they're kaput. You would originally said to me, and we talked about this a couple times, they're going to go the distance is. And we talked about what that meant and whatever. No, no, no, no. I said, I don't think they're going the distance, but I do think it's going to be, yeah, you did. It's going to be a long relationship, but I don't think it's married.

It's like three months. I did think I was going to go for a year. The funny thing is they called it quits after he took her to Minnesota. That's the same thing that happened when he was with, I think, Sierra? No, it was Hannah. Hannah. Sierra, I think he met while home or something. Okay.

But, yeah, it was Hannah. Hannah went out there. Now, that was a little murky because it seemed like. He was kind of done with Hannah. And then when they saw each other at Summerhouse, she was talking about how, like, oh, I went out and, like, met your whole family. And then after that, you kind of lost interest in me. So it seems like she was still involved, whereas this, who knows, who broke up with who.

But if that's the thing, he takes people to Minnesota and that just breaks up with them right afterwards. Maybe his family's like, you know what? I don't think that's what happens. I think that these people go to his place in Minnesota. They're like, this is really fucking cold. Like, and you're not leaving. We have to go here a lot. You want to live here for how long?

Like, no, bro, I'm out. Not going to happen. That's what I think. That's what I would be. Take them there in the summer when it's nice and you can go to a lake and it's not too hot. And it gets a little chilly at night and you got a hot tub that's like the size of a pool. You know? What's with you in the pool hot tubs?

I don't know. I kind of want one. Oh, now I think that. So if we do make it big, my gift to you and you guys can write this down and remember this. I'm dead serious. If we make it to the point where I can purchase something like that, when you and Colleen move into your new house. Yep.

I'm going to buy you a pool-sized hot tub. I would be ecstatic and I think Colleen might leave me. I think Dev is going to be pissed that I'm offering this to you, but I stand firm. And it's like, maybe we'll have to reach out to that guy who said that, uh, that, or we told him we were out of his league. I mean, if both of us get broken up with because of this hot tub purchase, maybe we are back on the dating scene and we have to go out for that guy. No, we'll be in touch, dude.

We'll see how this next year goes. If we contact you, I bought Shooter a Hot tub and our lady. We're not happy with it. But our next thing that we need to touch on is really funny. So Andy Cohen called Ryan Sechrest and the other crew that does the New Year's Eve. I think they took over like Dick Clark's New Year's Eve thing. Yeah, I think they're on ABC. ABC is an NBC.

One of the, no, I think it's ABC and then Andy's on NBC. Andy's on CNN. Oh, he's on both? I think he's on both. Okay. Well, regardless, he called Seagrest and his crew losers. And CNN said they're going to limit. Andy's drinking this year on New Year's Eve, him and Anderson Cooper, they're going to limit

the drinking, and I think that's fucking dumb. Yeah, it is. And I know that like Anderson came away from it last year because that was a huge thing where he's like, I kind of wish that I didn't drink that much. But like, we all do that. Like, every time that you drink, you wake up the next day and you're like, fuck, I wish I didn't drink that much. It's still so fun. And it was such good TV. And there's so many good clips that came from it. Now, I mean, look, Andy and Anderson have obviously a very good report. And they do put out, like, entertaining TV, especially on New Year's Eve. And if that's what you do, now, I typically don't really watch those, like, ball drop things.

I don't either. They play music in the background and kind of, like, mingle around or whatever. But if I was to watch that, and I saw the clips from it, that's what I would watch. It looks like a fun time. I don't want to watch Ryan Seacrest because he does fucking everything. He's just not captivating. What's fun about the Andy Cohen one and the excessive drinking that goes on? it's all genuine everything you're watching like you don't know what's going to happen because they're lit and it's funny and like that's what we want we want entertaining TV we want to see stuff that we haven't seen for fucking 50 years since like they started doing this whole thing so I think that to live I think they should just have a bar they should just stand behind a bar and let them drink as much as they want and see what the fuck happens yeah honestly I mean you might have to do like a 30 second delay or something so you can cut some shit out but it's still going to make for a much better production than

Ryan Seacrest is. Now, you know what? I don't think anybody who watches the Ryan Seacrest thing is on here. So if you do watch that, you're probably bored out of your mind. So who cares? Switch over to Andy. This is an endorsement for Andy and Anderson Cooper. We've come a long way here. We have come a long way. But that does bring me to a quick point before we dive into Miami. No pun intended. Get a dive in like the ocean, Miami. You get it? Yeah. Okay, cool. I've heard this, I think, five times now. And it drives me nuts. We understand that next week is 2023 if i'm not going to see you until next week don't say see you next year no i don't do don't say see you next year and giggle at me yeah i mean i might now but like i wasn't going yeah but

now it's out of sarcasm and spite versus like people like ha ha see you next year no the good thing is and like this is part of you know not going to the office like when i went to the office like five days a week every person that worked there would say that to everyone and they would all laugh afterwards and i'm like it's not fucking funny leave me alone like i would have air pods in with nothing playing and just ignore the shit out of them and just keep working and be like I don't have nothing to do with you it's so dumb it's it's not even a dad joke anymore it's just stupid it's stupid you know what it's on the same level as people that like if it's like one in the morning and you're like I'll see you tomorrow and they're like actually that's today you mean

this morning like no fuck you that's tomorrow I'm going home and going to sleep I'll see it tomorrow it's like one of those things like if a six year old figures it out and thinks it's funny, then it's okay for them. Not a 45-year-old dude. Like, no, just don't do it. If Poppy makes that joke to me, I will genuinely laugh. Yeah. If you make that joke to me, I'll slap your head off of you.

I think that's fair. But I've been waiting to do this since I knew we were doing it. Welcome to Miami. Welcome to Miami. I think I was actually just going to say something to you, too. If we could, I don't know how much of a bitch it is, but to update the production in the beginning. Oh, I'm way ahead of you.

All right. By the time they hear this, they will have already heard the Miami intro. Beautiful. Love that. I was going to say you could just take that little piece and just put that in there. Oh, I'm all over it. Good job.

Way to go. I mean, we already started talking about it. Let's just get back to it. I've been waiting. Yeah, let's just hop back in there. We get to just meet all of these lovely ladies that seems so entertaining, so much fun. There's so many dynamics out there that I had to like read back into to figure out who's friends with who and everything it was a good time yeah and they all seem relatively friendly with

one another here's what i like when they get in spat okay and like most fresh in my mind is like episode four or five and six like everything else is kind of murky you know we have to watch a lot of shit yeah but i love that they all seemingly get they're at least comfortable enough to be in the same room yeah have a good time without shit just blowing up yep on the flip side i love that If someone's talking shit to another person, anybody can get dragged in. They will call out someone who's not even talking or involved and be like, well, she's dating a married man. It's like, whoa, whoa, what the fuck? I do love that aspect.

And like, we said it before. Like, there's really no weak links now. I mean, like I would put, and she's not even a full-time housewife, but like Adrienne is kind of at the bottom for me just because she hasn't really done anything. But I would have a really hard time power ranking any of them because there are so. there are so many different scenes where I'm like at first just with the whole Larsa Lisa thing when Lisa's I guess making fun of her new apartment building talking about how hookers prostitutes and drug dealers and everybody live there it never got to the point that was the one thing that kind of irked me is that Lisa never got to the point where she was able to explain the fact that

she saw a joke online and just reiterated that joke to somebody else it was just Larsa just like down her throat like screaming at her about how she worked for it and then immediately came at her finances, which was kind of foreshadowed, a little interesting, but she just goes all over and I'm like, Lisa, if you just say, or like take your phone out and just show her, like this is just what I was referencing, I don't think that Larson is the type of woman that would stop, but at least she would know where you came from and it might stop a little quicker. Yeah, I mean, it will definitely kind of ease the situation, but at the same time, like, do I want that to happen?

No, absolutely. You know what I mean? I'm like, you know what? it drug on a little long, but even that, like, in the past, when other franchises have a storyline or an issue that drags on forever, and there's no new information or anything, it's just the same spat over and over again, I didn't find the point where I was like, all right, enough.

No, that's the thing. It was weird. Well, I think it's because it's not like... Maybe because we were binging it. It could be because we're binging it, but I honestly think it's because the arguments are fucking funny. Yeah, they are. These women are so quick and their comebacks are great.

Like, they just, they, it's almost like they have it ready to go. They're not walking into a room, like, ready to fight. But if they need to defend themselves or throw a dagger out there, like, they got them all, like, loaded up ready to go. And it just makes it so much more interesting because there's never that awkward, like, like a Jen Shaw moment where you can tell, like, whatever she said, one, it doesn't make a lot of sense. It's not really a comeback. And you can tell that she either wrote it down or just trying to, like, ad lib and is not good at it. These women are so fast. Yeah, they are.

It's fucking awesome. And it's funny because, like, you'll just get, like, you just said that somebody else will be brought into it. Yeah. They're also just as quick to just jump into the middle of one that's happening, you know, 10, 20 feet away. Just get right after it. It's so funny. And, like, you get into it. They have, there's so many differences.

Like, you get Julia on her fucking farm doing whatever. And then you have Larsa doing only fans and dating, you know, 25-year-old guys and dating Michael Jordan's son, which is fucking weird. Ex-teamate of Scotty. ex-team out of Scotty and you gotta assume that I forget which Jordan and Marcus I think it was I think so how old was he when she was married to Scottie Oh she definitely knew him as a child She knew him as a fucking child

Weird don't like that that's like kind of weird Was it just a shot at Scotty It's gotta be I mean she was also dating future at one point so By the way you know who I would not fuck with Future Scotty Pippin Oh I don't know dude played mean as hell He was a tough motherfucker on the court I mean but he shied away from the shot though

You know he's not clutch Oh, wow, I hope you didn't hear this. I don't think he will. But, no, it's just, it is so interesting to see. And, like, we always talk about dynamics and relationships, and it just meshes so well here. We are on episode six at episode seven airs tomorrow. So we are one week behind, but with our new recording schedule,

which we're working out in the new year, we will have it so the new episode is ready to go over for you guys. But we're going to dive in, like, kind of a mix of five and six, which is pretty much one main topic. Yep. And we've obviously heard about this through social media and all of you have been reaching out to us for weeks now to start getting us into Miami. And by the way, we appreciate you all because we might not have had you not been so relentless, like you guys have to watch. You have to watch.

It's so good. I mean, I get three messages a day on Instagram that are like, have you guys started Miami yet? Have you guys started Miami? So you pushed us into it and we're so grateful. No, we really are. And it's like sometimes we do look at like the slate. And we're like, all right, like, do we really want to get into this show? Do we really want to talk about, like, we're already watching so much and balancing everything.

This was seemingly a no-brainer once it started. For sure. At the end of the first episode, I'm like, all right, roll back. Let's go. Let's go. We can just jump right into the Lisa Lenny stuff. We can kind of see, like, obviously we knew it was coming because one, we're, you know, binging six episodes. Two, this also happens like eight months ago.

So we already knew that this was coming. Are you sure on that timeline? No, absolutely not. Oh, wait. That's what I wanted to talk about. Okay. Miami does a much better job with the timeline than anyone else. They do.

Every flashback, they say three days later, four days later, a week later, or like a week ago, whatever. It's great. It's so easy to keep track of because now I know, I'm like, all right, Larsa's party was three days ago. So we are only carrying on this Lisa Larsa thing for three days. It's not, yeah, it was three, two and a half episodes or whatever, but it was only three days.

So that makes a lot of sense to me. So I think that might be why I was okay. with it. But you can see all of the writing on the wall with Lenny and just the way that like he's not paying attention to her. You see it instantly and like I started to cut you off. No, yeah. Go for it. It's so perfect

to what you just said because as I'm sitting there and they're taking pictures before that party, right? And she's like hold me like you love me. Because you do and he just like sits there and like smirks. I'm like, this dude is one, an asshole. And two is clearly not into you anymore. Yeah. And as the party kind of commences,

I thought it was fucking insane, just wild, the guest list. Yeah. She's like, I want people, she's normal. I want people at my party that I know that I'm friends with, family members, people I can shoot the shit with. Not Lenny. Lenny likes 20-somethings dressed in lingerie and this and that. I'm like, oh, Lisa. Like, dude, I appreciate you trying to make your husband happy and keep the marriage going and all that.

But like, I can't imagine going to Dev and being like, hey, we're having a party tonight. I've got 40 randoms coming over, and the dress code is a bra. Yeah, and like, during that flashback, when they're talking about, like, Lenny and the people that he invites to his parties, they did flash back, and it was like Lenny's lingerie party or whatever, and it was 2011. So I was like, well, there's only five seasons. So, like, what the fuck happened? Here, and I don't know if you know this, but season one was 2011, season two was 2012, season three was 2013, and then they went on a hiatus until 2020. So that made a little bit of sense, not a lot of sense.

I have no fucking idea, but it was crazy. And I know, like, we always talk about, like, the main storylines for shows and where they're going to go with things. This is real. This is actually, like, legit, real situation. Like, this got me, like, emotional to, like, stand up for Lisa because, like, we're looking at this fucking scumbag of a dude. Just chasing after, like, 25-year-old women while two of his kids are in the house. He tells her to leave that she needs to go. find somewhere else to live.

This is why, all right? It's dudes like Lenny that give dudes overall a bad image. This is why every woman is like, fuck men. And I get it because they're like, it's that cliche, right? Like the rich guy like dumps you for like a younger model or whatever. Like, no, that's not normal. That is not the majority of dudes out there. But it gives us a really bad rap because you see this scumbag.

You watch it in real time. You watch him just check out on his wife and kids. For some 20-year-old, who I actually just saw a post about today. Yeah. And, like, you throw everything away, not to mention, if you're going to be that guy, if you are going to fuck up your whole entire family, if you're going to ruin your kids' lives, your wife's life, you're going to shut her out of the house. Like, who the fuck are you, bro?

Like, if you're going to do all of that shit, get out of the house, take your lady to an apartment. I'm sure you can fucking afford it. Don't drag her down. And, like, we flash to, like, this week's episode. and she's trying, first of all, I don't know how the fuck she went on that trip to begin with. Power to her for like trying to tough it out and all of that. But at the same time, like, if all that shit's going on at home, like you don't owe anybody anything, you don't owe Bravo anything.

This is a real major life event. Like, you need to go home and take care of your shit. And everybody's going to understand. The fact that you showed up for Alexia, period, I think says a lot about Lisa. And like, I didn't know what to expect from these women. I think that's how we both were going into this. Like, we don't know them. I don't know them at all.

I know Lisa from all the drama with. Lisa and Lenny over the past, like, year or so that we've been reading about, but I didn't know what to expect, and I'm watching this all take place. Like you said, it really strikes up some emotions because you're watching it, and this is real and it's raw. Like, she's really upset. She's telling the camera not the follower at certain points, and that made me think about, like, because you know that the cameraman aren't like Jones into follow a woman that's like falling apart, but I guarantee productions in their ear like, oh, no, you follow her. Yeah. You go find out what she's doing. Uh-huh. Stick that camera in her face and get all of it.

Get in the women's bathroom right now. Do we have a woman on staff that can go in there? Get in there with the camera. Kick that door down. Let's know what's going on. But it is funny that you just said like, we're obviously, we're going to jump around a little bit. We'll be more on task next week. We're just jumping around because this is our first dive into Miami.

Yeah. And you just said, you don't owe Bravo anything. That is what I was thinking when Julia, like, it was tough to watch. He had Julia talking to her wife about everything that's going on with the kids and like how she's like struggling and being an empty nester. And then her daughter, Emma, comes back from Paris. She's there, and it seems like a day or two goes by, and she has to go on a fucking trip to the keys.

It's like, you just cried and complained about how your daughters are never here or anything. And now here you go away two days after she comes back. Like, that kind of sucks. By the way, like, Dev was trying to give me a quick recap of the show, so I knew what I was getting into. Yeah. She's like, she's married to that really famous tennis player, Martina. I was like, the fact that she's married to Martina Navitlova is baffling to me.

And, like, when they're going through, like, the past about looking at the different spaces in the house and where they're going to put everything, they're like, all of your tennis trophies are going to go over there. I'm like, she's got some serious tennis trophies. Oh, Martina won a ton of grand slam. Like, she was a fucking rock star in the tennis world. And it's just, I love them so much because I'm not a big fan of Julia. She's kind of annoying. But I love Martinez so stoic. She's just like, I don't care.

Yeah, I know she got a scooter. Like, wear a helmet. You're going to wear a helmet? She's going to wear a helmet. Can we shut the fuck up about this? I'm trying to eat my salad soup that you made me. I don't know what the hell that was. And I'm a chef and I don't know what that was.

I'm sure it's good, I guess. That was tough to watch. Is that boorched? Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. But it was tough to watch because it was like the scene before that, before Emma even comes back, the two of them were sitting there, you kind of get an idea of like what their dynamic is as a married couple.

And you can see that Martinez sitting there like, well, they're all out. It would be nice if you did stuff with me. Yeah, when you're not feeling like, why don't you come travel with me? Instead of going to the fucking farm every day and milking goats, come travel with me and go do this and like have dinner with me every night or at least like three or four nights a week. And Julia's over there like, I miss my kids so much. It's like, I felt for both of them.

Sure. Because she's like, I love my kids. I already had to struggle with being divorced and having to share custody. And my one kid going overseas to go to high school. Another kid is doing whatever she's doing like completely away. And like I'm at home alone and I've had my kids my whole life and that's where like my rock was. And Martina is sitting there like, if you need your children to have, roots here and not me, your wife, what are we doing here? Like, that's not going to really work.

And I'm like, damn, I feel for both of them. I do too. But again, real, raw, very real. Genuine. That's what I want. That's why we can sink our teeth into this show. And let's get a little pointed here just because, you know, this has been kind of all over the place. We're at the resort, right? And it's Alexia's birthday part. Alexia is my favorite. Brolexia, if you will, I love her so much. I think she's hysterical. So we're at dinner. at the resort in the Keys, right? And Lisa's toughed it out up until this point, but she's trying to put out fires everywhere.

At this point, Lenny has locked their, are their nanny? I think it was the nanny yet. Not only the nanny, but his own mom, kicked his own mom out. What? And said, I never want you to come down. Yeah, I think so. Oh, my God. It was when Lisa was on the phone, she was in her suite talking to Lenny and then hung up,

or I'm sorry, she was talking to his mom. And his mom was like, do you believe that he said that to his own mother? He kicked me out and said, I never want to see you in here again. And that was before. So then the mom went and sat outside in her car outside of the gate and saw the driver pull up with a woman in the car. That was her mom. That was her, no, that was his mom. God.

His own fucking mom. What a disaster. Like how the fuck can you? He's just a huge piece of shit. I just don't understand how you can look yourself in the mirror and call yourself a good dude. Like that's what's crazy to me about. So people like that, like in his own brain, he's not the bad guy. In his mind, he thinks that what he's doing is okay.

Yep. You have alienated your wife and kids. I don't care how Rocky the marriage is. That's your children, dude. That's your blood. And your wife, who are you estranging right now, like you are kicking her out of the house, has no way to contact her children

while she's going through the beginning of a divorce with a piece of shit who's in his own house, in her own house, with another woman. Watching all of that go down was really emotional. It was emotional, I felt for her. But we get a little reprieve because we go back to the table and Alexia gets that. I get, the cost of things is so all over the map.

I know. Every time we get a cost, it's like, it's 25,000. Actually, it's 50,000. What is it? Is it an Erica Jane, like, 1.3? Or is this, like, an actual 50? It might be. And I tend to, like, lean on when Bravo does the value thing.

But in that moment, they did pop up and say, you know, this watch, $25,000. And then as soon as Alexia corrected her, she's at 50, it bumped up to 50. So I'm like, I guess that's right. I have no idea. I have no clue. But it leads to, like, they're all. all like going back and forth a little bit. You can feel the tension starting to rise.

And Alexia makes a comment about Russians being prostitutes to Julia. And I was so fucked up. Well, it wasn't completely inorganic. It was part of Marisol's, and apparently she's famous for this, one of her games where she said, who here would be the best prostitute? Oh, yeah, yeah. Or I'm sorry, no, no, no. It was who here as a prostitute would be the cheapest.

Okay. And then for whatever reason, Alexia just jumped from the cheapest to, well, Julia would be a good prostitute. You get it because you're Russian and, you know, Russians make good prostitutes. It's like, that wasn't the question. You just decided to take a jab at Julia. But the craziest thing is, Julie, is like, I dealt with that all through my late teens and early 20s. When I was in France modeling, I would say, I'm Russian. Like, oh, you're a prostitute.

She had like a, there's a word for it in French where she said it. It's like a Russian prostitute. So, like, I don't know if Alexia knew that. I'm going with the impression that all of these women know these things. Like, they know that the jabs they're taking are a little bit deeper than they let on. Yeah, I think so, too. And I will say, like, we're still kind of getting into it. And I do want to ask you, I think between one, we have a running for maybe best house husband with Anthony, Nicole's fiancé.

He's pretty great. He's pretty, he just seems normal. He seems normal. He flew them the keys. And then also he had to go back to work. So he's like, what the fuck? like Lisa's taken forever. You missed the fact that he waited for an hour and a half.

Yeah, waited for an hour and a half. And then afterwards, Lisa apologized and he forgave her. And it was whatever. It was done with. And then when Nicole called him later to let him know what was going on with Lisa and Lenny, he's like, dude's a piece of shit. What an asshole. Like genuine reaction.

Love that. So he's definitely up there for her house husband of the year. And then Nicole, I want to ask you this. I think she might be the most intelligent housewife. She's definitely up there. The way she speaks, the things that she says, even when she's talking to her own mom, even when she's talking about her dad, when she's getting emotional. Like, she keeps her shit together and she's so, like, smart.

And she's an anesthesiologist. Yep. And she just seems like so smart, so put together and like, it's so unusual to see this because usually they're all over the place and like they can't keep a conversation or they can't really stay on point. It seems like she doesn't really have that problem. So I do wonder if we're going to really see people fuck with her. Now she didn't really see anybody for the first couple episodes.

So I'm like, what does Nicole do? And then she popped up and went to Alexi's party and now she's been with them ever since. But I do wonder if that comes in. to play because do you fuck with somebody who's that smart when you know a couple of the other ones like really aren't too intelligent because anybody that's like not that smart those kinds of people think they're the smartest so they always go after like the smartest person and like the most intelligent one will pick them apart yeah bit by bit they never win the argument but they go into it with this like preconceived notion that they are brighter and more intelligent and they start like

spouting off nonsense and the actual smart person's like okay yeah yeah shut up and this is why you're wrong and go take a seat go take a seat on the bench and take a couple of boys off yeah that's that that's a good point but it is still like nice to see and again we're like trying to get into the dynamics of how this works who's going to fuck with who who is unfuck withable and it seems like they're all kind of it is a good word right and this is what we're going to do we're going to start making up words i like that but it does seem like we're going to get kind of the lay of the land and what i do know is it seems like they all like really do genuinely care about each other.

Like if one of them's going through something, even like the outs here, it's like Kiki and Adriana, they still get involved with like all of the emotions of stuff. Now obviously Lisa is going through something traumatic. So obviously everybody's going to go to her. Other people were coming in and be like, no,

like I care about you. Like I know that you used your own money and like you really worked hard for this. I'm here for you, blah, blah, blah. Like these, a lot of Houseway franchises, we question if they're even friends. Yeah.

This one, I'm like, I think they are actually all friends. all hang out outside of the show. It seems that way, at least. When all the women, I love the fact that when they all give their opinions on like the Lisa Lenny thing, like they're all very straightforward, almost to a fault. And it bugs me when people do this and this happens all the time when somebody's going through something. They're like, well, if this was me, I would do this. I would do that. I would kick him out of the house. It's like, no, you fucking would. We all get tough when it's not us, right? Like when we're going through something, it's a lot harder to actually

make a move or a change and like move on with your life or cut somebody out of your life like everyone posts on instagram these days like cutting out all these people this year and like here come the new year resolutions he's just fucking oh my god you know what i mean my day but my point is like it's tough for me to sit there and watch as they're giving quote unquote advice to lisa and it's like okay time out like take a step back understand that her entire world is crumbling right now and like give her sympathy don't tell her that she needs to be tougher and, like, kick him out. But it brings me to, like, a really kind of a crossroads because Gertie tries to jump in. She's like, you know, again, like, you need to go through

that tunnel by yourself, come out the other side, blah, blah, blah. Is she wrong? No. Should she speak on it being married still to the same man that she married? Like, she's only been married once. And I love that in her confession. She's like, I haven't been divorced yet. Yeah. No. And she also had another, like, good line along those lines where when she face-timed her husband, she said, if someone else's house is on fire, you've got to make sure that your shit's not on fire. So she called her husband, and she's like, would you ever do that shit to me? He's like, of course not. Dude, I said, all right. I literally, like, the same exact scene stuck in my mind. It's like, it's so funny to me, that Lenny shit. And this is the

problem with people like that, right? Like, this is why if you know a guy like this, or if you're around people like this, by them being idiots and them fucking around and fucking up marriages, you're instantly guilty by association. So, like, this man is just chilling at his house, and he gets an angry phone call from his wife. Like, you wouldn't fuck around, would you? And he's like, oh, no. What the hell?

What brought this on? I'm eating a ham and cheese sandwich by myself because you're out of the house finally. And, like, I'm just trying to enjoy some, like, football or something. I'm getting yelled at for being a potential cheater. Like, fuck you, Lenny. No, and look, I apologize if any of our listeners live in Miami and they're going to take offense to this. But what Lenny did and the way that Lenny did and the way that Lenny

is that's my picture of Miami. That's dudes in Miami in my mind. They're all scumbags. They're going to pull some shit like this. Go find yourself a nice, wholesome man up in the northeast somewhere or maybe up in Minnesota. Philly.

Welcome to Philly find you a real gem. Hey, you know what? You are going to find a real gem in Philly. There's a lot of them. But they're not in Miami. And again, I apologize if you are from Miami and you're not a scumbag. If you are a scumbag, you can blame Lenny. You can blame Lenny for us having this. This is us. We're just checking And, you know, we know that Philly's fine, but, you know, Miami, the house is on fire.

Too. Yeah, the best scumbags. The greatest. The episode ends and is tying up the whole Russian prostitute thing and then someone throws out there, well, time out, Alexi, let's not forget, you were married to a drug lord and used his money. And she's like, well, if you watch a documentary, she claims, like, I've seen a documentary about Russian prostitutes. And I think that was just because everyone else was going to use the fact that she is. actually in a documentary called Cocaine Cowboy that's about her husband, the drug lord.

Yep. So it's hard for you to sit there and throw stones in your Miami Glass House when you are affiliated with a drug lord. And she is not a Russian prostitute. She's not. That's the Erica Jane bullshit, too. We're like, I didn't use any of his money. He's like, eh, you ate it.

Did you? You probably received a couple of gifts. You probably did. Yeah. But to sum it up, I'm so stoked to be in Miami. Mia did not ruin the MIA for me because these ladies brought it back. Yeah, they certainly did. And I don't think we're going to go to the other side of the Miami Harbor to wherever the fuck mea decided to get her Airbnb.

But I like it on the other side where we're watching here. Me too. I'm fucking thrilled. I can't wait. Next week, we will have more of a handle on all this. We'll have some time to research. We'll have some time to actually dig into some of the backgrounds. It will be less emotional about it.

We will ramped up. The initial excitement will kind of fade. We'll get into our. or sleuthing, and we'll start to learn more, but could not be more excited for the near future. Pumped. But we don't even have questions tonight. We don't have anything left. Just a reminder,

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