Bros & Shows - Eligible Bachelors Enter The Villa (The Villa Episode 5 Full Recap)

Episode Date: April 19, 2024

Whats up Bros? We watched The Villa and it is our guilty pleasure right now. It's over the top, the drama is palpable and the cast is doing the most and it is working for us. In this episode, the dynamic in the Chateau shifts as the next guests arriving are a bunch of handsome single gentlemen. Before they arrive, Marciano (shocker) puts himself in a bad spot when he makes out with one of the guests. Not only does he upset Hannah, even though they aren't dating, he end up in hot water with LVP. Instead of firing him, he is banished to the dish pit all night while the rest of the cast parties with the new guests. Hannah vibes with one of the visitors but Gabriella ends up making out with Dan instead. Priscilla feels like she's having a hard time fitting in and Champagne Eric continues to do Eric things. All in all, this show is easy to watch and dammit its a blast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah, I still like it. I don't know. It still hits well. It still hits well. Yeah, it's Vanter Pump Villa Friday. Vanderpump is just invading our lives at this point. But this is, I know the Valley's been really good, but this is one of the easiest watching shows that we've ever had. It is. It's like to the point where Shooter came over to record this afternoon. And we had reached an agreement last night that we're going to wait to do Martha's Vineyard until next week

because the new episode comes out tonight. So it'd be like a waste of time. I got it crossed. Yeah. So he showed up and we're trying to record because he has dinner tonight. And I was like, are you ready? What did I say? because something happens in Martha's Vineyard

with Mariah, who was on the show last year a little bit. And I was like, dude, what's going with Mariah? He's like, Carrie? I was like, no. The show. He's like, we're talking about. And I was like, Martha's Vineyard. He's like, no, we're watching Villalice tonight. Yeah, it just it got completely crossed. And it's probably

because last night I went off about five different plans of what we need to do in the next week. Yeah, we got a lot to do. Yeah, we got a lot to do. You know, we're still getting back in the groove here with steel with the post, it's in vacation. We are locked in, ready.

I love this show. It is cheesy. There's definitely some overproduced parts. There's definitely some scripted shit from LVP. It's just entertaining. It's so easy. It's like you said. It's just like you put it on.

It's like, ah. Yeah, this is absolutely one of those shows that if we weren't covering it, I would still be watching it. Yeah, exactly. Just because I can throw it on and it's a great background show

where you really only have to pay attention to a couple of different things just to get the dynamics down. And it's one of those shows that I don't give a shit if it's overproduced because it's still funny. That's what I mean.

Yeah, it's not like, you know, when we watch Housewives and stuff like that, like we obviously, those... You take them very seriously. We take them a lot more seriously than we probably should. Yeah. Then when we get to those moments that are overproduced, we get frustrated,

whereas this, it's like, just give me all the cheese. Give me all the shit. Uh-huh. It's really funny. Yeah, give me all the spotted dick. We'll talk about the spotted dick. But I have a gift for you before we start.

Oh. And I promised everybody I would... Oh, yeah. Yeah. We got theme song number two. Here I thought you brought me something home from Italy, but yeah, Uh, no.

What are you ridiculous? Don't be ridiculous. I just thought, maybe. I might have something for you. Don't worry. No, I don't want like a consolation gift. No, I just, just focus on what we're, that make me feel bad. All right.

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But yeah, that's this week's. That's great. It gives me like Partridge family vibes. Actually, I really, I really, wrote in for the prompt. I wrote the lyrics in and then said, what style of music do you want? I said, buddy cop TV show. Oh, that is a good buddy cop TV show. Yeah. So my favorite line is we'll grill some steaks and watch it together because we've got, we have a picture right behind you actually. It's a good buddy cop pick. Yeah, there you go. I think we actually took a couple where

we were back to back, like a good buddy cop. I think this is a better buddy cop one because it's like the rough detective from the streets and you're like the Miami Vice guy. Yeah. No, you're more Tom Selleck in a... What was that show? Magnum P.I. Magnum P.I. Yeah, you got a Magnum P.I. Look, I got the more like... What's his name? Shit.

Kurt Russell. Like, O.G. Kurt Russell, where he's like, a little edgier. Escape from L.A.? I'm thinking... I'm thinking Tango and Cash. Okay, all right. There you go. Both great movies. Yeah. But, yeah, without further ado, let's dive into some Vanderpump Villa. and as we said, like, this show is so entertaining.

So if you're not watching it and you just want to throw one on, if you have Hulu, this is a great show to do that with. It's a good background show, whatever you want to watch it for. We're really enjoying it. But we start out, and it's the aftermath of Grace going off on Marciano, which we love to see. We love to see that idiot checked. And you get Grace, Priscilla, and Hannah outside,

and Hannah's defending Marciano. Shocking. Shocking. Shocking development. But, and Andre, he brings it up later, like sometimes they're together, sometimes they're not. Have they ever been together? Yeah, I mean, off the show probably.

That's the vibe that I got that they actually seriously dated and then he cheated on her 15 times. I'm talking about now. Now on the show, no. They've been very steadfast in this. We're not actually together. We're not defined. We don't really know, but we're still going to get pissed off if you flirt with somebody else. Right.

And that's kind of what we've seen the whole time. So it's nice to see in that scene with Andre when Lisa asks him, he's just as confused as the rest of us. Yeah. It's like, we don't know. what they have no idea what's going on but emily and priscilla back grace obviously that was fucking awesome and it was all about marcion i'm gonna call mark again it's easier go back to mark so mark talks shit about the chef and like the kitchen staff because he's like if i was back there if we had a better chef there be more going on i'm just going to say that which is ridiculous because

as we've talked about in all of these shows these types of shows and like this is another below-deck comparison like the kitchen staff has a really tough job i would argue the hardest job although below deck they have some like seriously difficult jobs like the boat maintenance and shit is different than the house maintenance i think but the chefs have like a full day of shit to do so like for him to come at them was ridiculous but we flash outside and mark is drinking with the guests and like going all out pounding shots going to his confessional talking about how he's going to drink the entire bottle because people are pissed at him people are very angry at me so i'm just going to drink this whole bottle i'm going to

to blackout. I'm going to do some dumb shit, and I'll worry about it tomorrow. He says, I'm going to regret it. Yeah. But I'm going to do it anyway. Let's he do it. I think he's like, that's his life. Yeah, that's definitely his life. Like, I'm just going to do some stupid shit. I'm going to regret it. I'm going to regret it. I'm going to apologize, and I'll move forward as the best server in Vegas. I still don't understand how. I just think that's something Lisa says. It is, right? Yeah, I think every server in Vegas probably thinks they're the best. But at least they probably are better. I would argue he might be the

It might be the worst. Maybe that's why he's good for TV, but he ends up making out with Gail, who was a guest of Lauren, right? Yeah. And you know it's going to go south, and immediately Priscilla's walking by, and she sees it happening. Or was it Gabriella? Gabriela. Sorry, Gabriella sees it, and she's very uncomfortable with it, and immediately goes to Hannah. The funniest thing, you know, I guess it's sad, but again, they're not really together, but it's funny because she goes, am I being set up right now?

Yeah, it's just fully delusional. Do you think you're getting punked? Am I being set up right now? No. Is Ashton Coucher about to watch? That's such a guilty conscience, though, because she's got to be thinking, all right, all the girls in the house probably hate me because of what I've been doing. So, yeah, it's likely that I'm just being set up right now so that they can ruin my night. But I think that just shows you how delusional this whole relationship, situation is between her and Mark.

It's really toxic. It's like, and that's, again, that's an LVP staple in her shows. Like, she needs to have the, it's the Jackson-Stossey model. We need this super toxic relationship of these two that will never get along. We don't really know what their relationship is. They constantly fuck each other over. And it's going to ruin everybody else that's staying there. Yes.

Yeah, exactly. But it does lead to some really good drama. And everyone's shocked at the fact that Mark could do this. But it's like, are you really surprised that this guy did this? then also at the same time, like, they're not dating. So I think it's a fucked up thing because he's making out with a guest and bringing them into the drama. I would argue it's the least surprising thing that he could do.

That's what I'm saying. I'm pretty sure he walked into that house saying, I'm just here to have a good time. It's kind of annoying that my ex-girlfriend's here. And I'm just going to flirt with all the guests, and I'm just going to drink a lot of shots and just have a good time here. That's what he came. And that's his mission statement for how he got there.

And he completely went the other way where immediately he starts talking. talking to Hannah, and it's so convoluted between the two of them. Now we're actually seeing what he set out to do. And yeah, I don't think that he regrets any of it, of course not. No, and I don't think he, I think he will say what he thinks needs to be said to

try to get through things, like, and weasel his way out of it. But, no, I don't think he has any actual regrets, but love this next scene, because we get actual comment cards. We get to hear what they're writing down and their breakdown of the whole thing, and they're like, well, we love chef. So the fact that Mark

went out there and talked shit about them did nothing. Well, they probably felt bad for chef, so they give him a higher rate. So he gets a full five star rating and they're like service staff. Like, can we do 4.5? And then I was like, well, what's the rating system? It's 1 through 5. Yeah. So they only dinged them a little bit. But they're, I feel like that was a generous 4.5 because their complaints about the serving staff were definitely not four and a half out of five worthy. They're like, well, you know, they were fighting a lot. We couldn't get to bed until 5 a.m. because they were screaming so much. This is our trip to be with our friends and they kind of invaded the night

they were hanging out with us the whole time and by they I'm pretty sure they're alluding to Mark. I assume that they're alluding to Mark, but this brings me back to the point that I made last week when we did the whole rundown of the first three episodes. I still just don't believe that these people are paying for these trips. This is the first instance that we actually got to see the aftermath

of them saying, holy shit, these people are invading our entire party. I don't want to deal with this. It feels like they were on my trip with me. Yeah. So yeah, I think that they paid their way there. I don't think that they're paying for staying at the chateau. So we had multiple listeners reach out with the

casting call for Villa and the way that it's framed, it does seem like if you get selected, you get invited. Yeah. So I was steadfast in the fact that they probably have to pay something. I don't know if they do. You just pay their own travel fees. Maybe that's what it is. You have to get here, but then

we'll put you up for a night. The other thing is you know that obviously, one, Lisa and her team are going to vet, but they're also going to pick the people that Lisa can have her little one-on-mund with. Sit down. Tell me about what's going on get a little touching moment between the two of them and then go on your way and have fun and by the way my staff is going to be involved every step of the way yes they are going to be very annoying and this is basically their party but you're not paying for it so deal with it yeah yeah that's that's kind of what i thought from day one yeah i think i'm starting to agree with you but with the rbc avion visa you can book any airline any flight any time so start ticking off your travel list grand canyon grand grand Barrier Reef? Great. Galapagos? Galapagos? Switch and get up to 55,000 Avion points that never expire. Your idea of never missing out happens here. Conditions apply. Visit rbc.com slash avion.

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and that's where we find out, like, oh, well, they didn't get to bed until 5 a.m. And she's like, why is that? And he's like, I don't know. She's like, yes, you do. He's like, could be Marciano. I'm not really, like, he's trying so hard not to snitch. She's like, come on. give it to me, and he's like, well, at one point she said tell mommy.

Yeah, tell mommy. And he's like, he's like, well, he may have kissed a guest. And she's like, he kissed a guest. He's like, I don't know. Maybe that's what I heard. Like, well, I thought that he and Hannah were together. And he's like, yeah, this is the funny line you talk about it. It's like, yeah, you know, sometimes they are. Sometimes they're not. Who the hell knows? Nobody knows. It's the biggest question mark in the show, but I just love that LVP has Andre exactly where she wants them. Yes. Like, you're going to be my guy. Yeah. Because you stay out of it, but you always know what's going on because you're behind the bar, so you're involved with a lot of the stuff, you're going to be my guy. I'm going to ask you questions and you're going to tell

me. This is how this relationship's going to work. And I hope he gets rewarded at the end of it. I hope there's a reward system where these people can go back to the states and LVP's like, all right, Andre, you did such a great job. You're now going to be the bartender at the Wolf Lodge or whatever. Oh, maybe. Maybe she's vetting for the new. That would be cool. I would appreciate that. Yeah. Well, that begs the question also, if they're not paying for it, like, are they just renting the chateau for five weeks and then LVP's doing her thing there and I don't know I'm not really sure how any of that works um she could just be filming a show there for five weeks that's what I'm starting to think just read the whole thing out it's not actually her place that actually would

make more sense this all starting to add up a little bit I do think she's involved because there was a huge revamping of the whole grounds and I was looking at something last week that said that she had bought or like maybe an ownership group bought it okay did all of it so she could have been involved in that and this could just be like part of what she's doing for her ownership i'm not really sure really but that would okay that makes a lot of sense that makes sense but but the next scene is the morning meeting with the staff to go over the comment cards and all those things and she says you know i'm okay with the drinking we've established that the staff's going to drink and they're going to party with the guests like there's not going to be serious repercussions for that

which is that's okay but the aggression is not and mark i need you to come up here and apologize to everybody which there was just something so funny about that scene it was almost like you get in trouble in class or something it's like apologize to the class and you're like I'm sorry pretty much and he gives this like half ass where he's trying to give all this emotion he's like I'm extremely embarrassed and humiliated I hope you can forgive me totally understand if you can't like I get that I messed up it it won't happen again guys I'm not going to do it again oh he's like do you accept this apology and you can tell Hannah immediately says no Anna says flat out nope and everyone else is just

kind of like sitting there like no except fucking Eric, forgive and forget. Forgive and forget. It's like, you have a guilty conscience because you're an idiot. You had a very rough time in the last party that we had here. So you're like, yeah, I'm in the hot seat right now. I need all the sport I can get. Yeah, Mark's going to be my guy now because we're both idiots.

I still really want Eric to get demoted. I thought he would. I think that would be the best part. And he didn't. Because apparently, at the end of the party last week, everybody came back and said they loved Eric. Oh. So LVP gave him props. So now he's okay.

Interesting. thing. And that's the thing. Stephen actually commented on our YouTube. Did you see that? No, I did see that. Yeah, he commented on it and said, he likes us, so that's good. Shout out, Stephen. Yeah, shout out Stephen. And I said, well, two things, Stephen.

One, we need you to take Eric's job, and two, we need you to get us into the villa, which he replied with. I'll get to working on it. So here's the hope. Which one? Both, maybe. All right, yeah. Hopefully, the latter. I would love to be guests. We just bring a bunch of people to the Chattel. I think we bring all of our idiot friends from

high school and we go there and it cameras or no cameras that's the thing bro with our friend group if you have cameras on it's going to be good tv probably everybody thinks that though i think it's true though with ours so let's let's light it up uh who who gives a shit right dev but we get introduced to our new guest and it's chisey i don't want to say it wrong i believe it's And he was in a car accident. He was an Uber driver. He was in the Uber. In the Uber.

In Houston, got in a terrible car accident. They said he may never walk again. Now he can. So he's bringing all his boys out there. They all supported him through all this. And one girl. And one girl. And one girl.

So it's a dude's weekend plus one girl. And the female staff is elated. Because it's been all dudes up until now for the most part. And like the guys have been able to really party. And they've been kind of more of the service staff, which I get. They haven't been able to flirt as much because there hasn't been enough dudes there. Yeah. But they've also been partying.

Like, everyone's been partying. They just haven't been able to do what the dudes are doing it. It's really funny to watch everybody's reaction when it goes from like Eric to Marciano. And they're kind of pissed off about it. They're like, oh, dudes are coming out. Come on. Like, that's the classic dude response. Which is so dumb.

You've had three parties in a row where there's girls. Yes. And you can sort of do whatever you're going to do. One party out of four now. You're going to bitch about it. Yeah, now you're going to throw a fit. Like, shut up, guys. You look like idiots.

but we get the LVP and Mark conversation where she's kind of going over what had happened. She's like, look, I don't have any confidence in you anymore. And he's like, well, Lisa, like this hasn't affected my work. It's like, that's all it's done. I love that. It's all you've done. The number one excuse right away, like, I'm not letting it affect my work, like breaking down about to cry. Like, you are.

I mean, yeah, maybe you feel like you're working and you're serving well, but everybody else is pissed off of you. Yeah. So it is. It's affecting everybody's work. That's what I mean. Like, it's not only affecting yours because you're not. doing a horrible job of being the lead server. You have now affected everyone's ability to do their own job.

And the one crew that is performing well, the kitchen staff, you threw them under the bus. So you're literally the worst employee there. So he gets demoted instead of getting fired because I don't think that anyone in this, you would have to do something really bad to get fired just because of the setup. And LVP knows it's making for great TV. That and they're in the south of France. So I imagine she could get somebody there. but, like, I feel like the logistics are just...

I think, logically speaking, if you lost one server, you probably wouldn't be that far down. I think it's just funnier the way that she handled this. I could argue that you'd be better off without Marciano there and just using the other staff. But regardless, he's going to head to the dish pit, which they say 15,000 times throughout the season. Yeah, now we know what that is.

Marciano's in the dish pit. More like the bitch pit. Nice. Hey-o. But the funniest line, I think, and it got glossed over a little bit, but when he says nobody beats themselves up harder than me when I mess up.

It's like, then you must be covered in bruises because he must beat the shit out of yourself daily. Yeah, I love that line contradicting to the first line where he's talking about just getting blackout and feeling, I'm going to regret it the next day,

but you know what? It's not a problem right now. If that's your approach to everything, you're going to beat the shit out of yourself. Literally. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like he's probably covered in bruises and bumps because he beats himself up daily

because he's an idiot. But this is when we get the Marci Marciano and Hannah discussion after everything has happened or nothing has happened. It depends on whether you think they're actually together or not. The point is she feels disrespected by him. And that's fair because he caused a scene about her kissing a dude on the cheek. So him going out and doing this, like whether they're together or not, the flat out level of straight disrespect towards her is pretty fucked up. But she asks him, like, do you even respect me?

And he's like, yeah, of course I do. And like, I want to make it up to you. And she's like, I don't want you to make it up to me. I'm still mad at you. This is really fresh in awe. I don't want anything to do with you. Right now. Right now.

There's a few of those. A little caveat. A little right now. A little sprinkle on top. We get a few caveats throughout this whole thing. There's always a little extra to leave the door open. You don't want to close that door of that toxic relationship. No. You got to leave that bad boy open.

I'll leave it open just in case. Why not? We're going to go back to Vegas eventually. Well, she calls him trash. I firmly agree. But we do see Gabriella and Andre. getting a little flirty they're starting to vibe yeah yeah and like as we remember from the cake scene i think episode one or two she was vibing with him he was like you know she's not really my

type but i'm starting to feel something there she stepped back because she thought that grace was vibing with him grace shot her shot didn't work out so now it does look like there might be a way forward for these two for now or now for now that caveat again they were just the caveat boys today but now that Marciano's on kitchen duty, it's like sweet revenge, as chef Anthony says, and it is after he talks shit, it's like, now you get to see what they actually have to do every day. So LVP's whole plan is like, maybe this will give you some insight and some respect for what our kitchen staff does for us. So you're going to get in there and wash dishes like the dish bitch.

But the guests arrive, and immediately Hannah is into one of the guys there, Dan, who's a handsome fella, slightly resembles a Lego man, but he's a handsome fella. He does. He's got a hell of a jawline. A little blockhead. A hell of a jaw line. Let's say that. But Marciano is very uneasy with this because he sees this crew walk in.

It's a group of handsome dudes. Like they walk in, they're dressed well, they look good. Marciano knows he's in the back. He has no eyes on the party. And I think that's his biggest issue here, which is creepy. Yeah, he can't watch it. It's creepy because he's like, I can't keep my eyes on Hannah. She's not allowed to, like, comment on what you're doing, apparently.

so get back in the kitchen man it's time for the ladies to have some fun correct it's time for them to party let loose a little bit but at the bar telly's vibe in a little bit with chisey the guest of honor you can tell that they've hit it off it seems like everybody there is like it's almost as though the women are just ready to to party because they've been stressed out they've got a lot going on they haven't had the chance to really go off the rails like the dudes have, like Eric taking a shirt off, giving a strip tease, Marciano, blacking out multiple times. And, like, they haven't had that moment. So they're taking full advantage, which I don't blame them. Yeah, because you don't know the next time that you're going to get a full

dude party. Yeah. So do your thing, girls. But the group's all vibing. Body shots start happening. And is the first one to take one off of Dan. Flash to Marciano dealing with dirty dishes. It was a really funny juxtaposition. Hey, yo. The best part I think is that Lisa's like I guess in her office, I don't know if that scene was real, where she, like, peeks out the window. Like, is the kitchen bar out her window? Uh, no. She, she, I think she walked downstairs and kind of look through the little,

is that what it was? Hell, yeah. Okay, well, she's like, I think I'm going to turn a blind eye to this one. She's all for it. Like, she's ready to see what happens. So it's going to be a fun night. But Eric has a conversation. Eric.

Eric has a conversation with Hannah, pulls her aside and says, you know, I just talked to Marciano. He's in the kitchen, and he's, like, he's panicking a little bit. and he was crying because he just doesn't want you to do anything you're going to regret. It's like, who the fuck are you to lay down any guidelines, sir, to tell her what she's about to go do and what she should not do? If anything, she should burn that motherfucker to the ground to prove a point to you. Plus, it would be great TV.

It would be great TV. Yeah. Well, he's back in the dish pit. Yeah, and getting after it. Getting after it in the dish pit. But he's crying about it? I guess. He's crazy.

Yeah, he's a little nuts. Yeah, that dude is. Very controlling and why. wants everything his way. Yeah, it's weird as shit, but they have a little bit of a pool party, and this is where you see, Gabrielle is starting to vibe with Dan.

Yep. So we originally saw Hannah and Dan, now there's a third party entering. She's starting to vibe with him a little bit. I don't know if this necessarily means that there's no future, and by future, I just mean, like, maybe they'll hook up,

maybe they'll vibe a little bit with her and Andre. Because he strikes me as, like, if they, let's say Dan and Gabriella hook up and we know they make out at the end of the episode I don't think that would be like a deal breaker for him like down the road if they're still I think he's gonna feel some type of way about it

just because they were flirting earlier in the day but I think that you know you're still there for probably another two three weeks so you'll get over it by the end and if you want something you'll get it but yeah I mean I think the big takeaway from this was two girls are going after one guy

girls girls like girls girls are going after one guy, and you don't see any animosity towards each other. No, you don't see Hannah looking over at Gabriella being like, what the fuck are you doing? I already called dibs. And you don't see Gabriella saying, well, I already saw Hannah do that, so I'm going to take a step back. This is a free game. You know what you got to do. Yeah, may the best woman win.

Yep. But we get the roast beef dinner, which I don't know if they requested, like, a child-like childhood dinner or whatever. It looks exceptional because it's an elevated pig in a blanket. it. It's an elevated grilled cheese with tomato soup. And then they did like the roast beef for dinner. And then a spotted dick for dessert. Got to have the spotted dick, which is an English dessert. I've never made it. I've had it once, I believe. It's good. But a spotted dick, what I did not care for. And it was gross and creepy. And I know what he was doing. One of the guests was like, can you put some cream on this? Oh, what's it called again? Don't make her say it. You know what you're doing.

Don't add cream to it. Yeah. And they just say, you could add cream to it. Just, you know, say, can I get a little bit here? Yeah, can you please pour some on there or, like, I'll take some. You don't have to have cream and dick in the same sentence. You know, exactly. And making her say it to you. Yeah. It's gross.

I didn't like it. Nope. Don't do that. Yeah. Don't. Hey. Do's and don't spot a dick. Don't do that.

Don't do that. That's a big don't. Do. Eat it. Eat it. Don't cream on it. Yep. Uh-huh.

You creep. Yep. We get the after party. And the ladies are getting after it, like, as they should. Because, again, this is their time to shine. and they've been doing a lot of hard work. They haven't had a chance to fully blow off steam like the dudes have. So they're doing exactly what they should do.

They're fucking partying. It's really funny as they're all sitting outside, like there's that outdoor seating area with like the outdoor bar. Eric and Andre are behind the bar. Andre's doing what he does. He's a mixologist. He's making drinks, doing his job. Eric, who is, I'm going to call him the self-appointed chief vibes officer.

Sure. Which is our very own stubs on the Phillies. but he is the self-appointed chief vibes officer, and all I'm seeing is a cock block walking around there because the girls are viving with the dudes. Like all, like you got Hannah seen next to Dan, you got Gabriella in the mix, Priscilla's down there. Eric feels like he and Andre have no shot now.

Yeah. So he's walking around trying to interject in every comfort. You want some champagne in your mouth? That's my thing. Two dudes. It's like very odd. You as a grown man, you want to walk around and pour champagne into other guys' mouths?

I don't know what's going on there. Hey, do what you want to do. But the fact that he's, like, forcing it on these guys, like, can I pour this in your mouth? What do you mean? You have to drink out of the bottle before you leave, okay? There's even a real fucking party, guys. Can I fill your drink?

What do you mean? It's full. And he's definitely, that's, I think, the funniest part, is Eric, first night, he's a little flirty with Hurricane Pre. Otherwise, hasn't really talked to any of the girls. Hasn't really, like, yeah, obviously he did it at the last party with the, with the girl whose party it was last time when he was given her a strip tease. But otherwise, he really hasn't been.

been after the girl. So I don't think he's pissed that the girls are having fun and he's not. He's pissed that the guys don't want to party. Is that what you think it is? Yeah. I thought he was upset because, maybe he feels like the girls being there are taking the attention away from the guys and he just wants them to rage. Oh, I thought it was he wanted to flirt with the girls and those guys are flirting with the girls. You think he just wants to be the cool guy, the party guy? I don't think he has any interest in any of these girls. That's actually, wants to party. I think you're right. And that's even funnier that he's like sad. He's like moping around because the guys are just having a nice evening talking he does it in like five minutes and we'll get to there

again yeah that's a good point and this is where we get a conversation between hannah and dan and yeah dude like the first thing she opens with was what was your longest relationship it's like whoa i get being abrasive you want to do that sure but you got to be able to back it up you can't have like an awkward silence five seconds into the conversation no and i actually thought that because dan asked her like how about you and she's like oh you know it's on and off, on and off. Dan's response was good. Yeah.

He was what's been missing. I was like, ooh, smooth. Nicely done, Dan. She didn't catch it. She did not. She's thinking about Mark in the kitchen right now. Yeah, she is. She's like, I don't know.

But you can clearly tell that this is all just her trying to get revenge on him. Yeah. And I think that's why she wasn't on her A game. She's distracted. So she gives an awkward answer. And then they sit there awkwardly in silence. He's like, yeah. Yeah.

There was a weird reaction at the end of it where they did the awkward silence and he kind of like leaned a bit. I'm like, is he going in for a kiss right now? It's a really awkward move. I don't think that's what he was doing. I couldn't tell that. I think it was editing, honestly, because I don't think he was doing it. I think he was like readjusting his seat.

But I, because I watched it twice when I watched it with you again, I saw it again. It looks like he leans in a little bit. He might be going in for something. But right at that time, Tully and Eric both walk in. Like, oh, are you guys doing something deep here? I don't want to. And they both immediately just brush it off. Like, no, no, nothing, whatever.

Eric gets pumped. Yeah, he's ready. So excited. He's got a bottle of champagne ready to go. We need to turn this shit up, right? I'm going to pour this in your mouth. And, of course, Dan's going to react and be like, yeah, we got to do this. We got to get after it because he just had a really awkward conversation.

Yeah. So you want to change that vibe. Go ahead and vibe out with Eric. Like the worst part of that scene was the last thing she says. She goes, yeah, awesome. And I was like, oh. Yeah. What's awesome?

What's awesome? I don't know. I have no idea. But they go back outside. And, of course, they call me champagne. He's so excited to pour champagne in mouths. That's all this guy lives for. What he wants to do?

And if you look at... He wants to feed the baby birds. He's feeding the baby birds. But if you look at his own, like, drinking style, he pours drinks in his own mouth. Yeah, he sure does. So that's just champagne, Eric. You can't contain them. You can't contain him.

You cannot be contained. He's going to pour champagne in your mouth no matter what. Sure is. But the last scene, we got a quick cut. with Priscilla, and she's sad because she feels like she's not connecting. And her reasoning is, you know, I'm such a big personality that I thought I'd be able to handle myself. I am being met with larger personalities, and I'm not sure to process all this.

Right. So while everyone else is viving out and partying, she is, like, solo in the staff quarters, like eating by herself, which was sad. And I'm curious what that's going to turn into. Like, is she going to talk to people about it? Is she just having a rough night? Like, I'm not sure. But that was an interesting little side note because usually she's like in the mix the whole time.

She's been in the mix pretty much the whole time. And she also introduced herself as Hurricane Pre. And we only saw it really that first night with Eric. Otherwise, I haven't seen a lot from her. More like Tropical Storm Pre right now. Yeah, right now. Maybe it's gearing up and hopefully she can show out before the end of the season. There's a low pressure system coming in to feed the hurricane.

There sure is. And I feel like she just feels a little isolated right now. But also we're not really seeing her try to get into the mix that much. so could maybe honestly it could just be that there was one guy there in that group and the rest of them weren't really maybe they were taken maybe they were in relationships maybe they were you know whatever they were doing

yeah if they were were not behaving very well they were not behaving very well that's for damn sure maybe she was also into Dan and she wanted to be the third there and realized that she couldn't I don't know she kind of put herself to bed yeah I think that I'm not sure which dude it was

could have been Dan could have been any of the other guys the vibe I got She probably heard the spotted dick cream guy. And she's like, nope, I'm out on him. Gross. I just, I would imagine that maybe she thought she was hitting it off of the dude and then maybe saw him talking to another girl. And then she was like, oh, I'm out.

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I don't know if they just got out of the pool. got out of the pool yeah i damn it because i i like to think that they both went to their own separate rooms to get their robes just to have a robe night i just assume there's robes outside for when you get out of the pool yeah but it's nice feeling that's also killing my vibe why because i would like to think they're like time out i want to hang out with you in a row let's both go put on our robes and they take i get that full stop you put a robe on you feel different you've told me that yeah i don't know i i wore one when i did the unboxing for this show when they sent us that big box of shit it ah that's fine

not Italy no I've been out in a robe no no no robes in Italy I feel like that's like that should be a standard for a honeymoon

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because we stayed in a hotel the first night just easier but everything else is Airbnb's yeah I don't really see my robes

yeah and if they were travel with a robe should have brought your vanner pump robe I can't my bag was so packed with shit

but the point they end up making out so again the only question mark there really is how Andre is going to react to it if and I don't even know if they were that far into flirting where it's going to be a problem like that is my point and I think that you know in the next two three however many weeks they have left they're there for five so I'd imagine there's three left probably yeah that seems to add up but there's still plenty of time to maybe kindle something there rekindle something so oh those like uh end of season cliffhangers are going to really kick oh yeah

like uh yeah marciano is working on his his temperament with hada and he's excited to get back to Vegas and show her what kind of man he is no way that's what it's going to say marciano got fired from his other job back in Vegas without he never told them they were that he was leaving he was he actually purposely got suspended for hooking up with a waiter and then went on this trip but the suspension ran out and he was still out there so we got fired yeah something along those lines i that's a really good point i can't wait for those captions to hit andre was adopted by lisa vanderpump and is now officially her son that's a good one uh eric is working on an off the strip vagus reenactment of magic mike called magic mark yep um where he goes around the

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