Bros & Shows - Guys, Kyle's a Concerned Friend, OK? (RHOBH Full Recap)

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

What's up bros?? First, I want to congratulate every one of us for making it through the season. There were no less than 4 points in the last 3 episodes where we thought we were out of our misery but they just kept going. Fortunately, we just have what will most likely be a lackluster 3-part reunion and we're free from the RHOBH hell. While we were holding on to some sliver of hope in the Erika Jayne department for this finale; it all came crashing down when we once again were hit with Team Kyle taking over once again. Oh well, it's not like Bravo will ever listen to the fans with this show right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three more episodes, dude. We got through the season. Now we just got the reunion. And then we can put this show to bed for hopefully a year, probably like six or seven months. What a boring show. This was your season finale. Like, God. And not that I expected anything differently, but just do something for us, please.

Like, we have to watch. Like, do something for us. Come on. As there's a drive in a deep left field by Castellanos. Oh, man. It's 8 o'clock. And so that'll make it a I don't need the spotlight.

I shine just fine. Hi, I'm Karma. And yes, I am a bitch. Brov Bros. Good evening, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Brav Bros. Your favorite podcast from the Bros. For everybody, for whoever wants to listen,

I'm your co-host, Steele Russell, joined as always by season finale Magoots. What's up, dude? I wish I could say series finale, but it's not. Well, I mean, I'm sick and who doesn't want to watch Beverly Hills when they're sick, you know? Just got to do all that.

You know what's funny, though? I'm going to take the beginning of this episode to talk about something completely different because I don't care about Beverly Hills. So yesterday, Sunday, I was sick and just like kind of laying around, wanted something to watch. I ended up watching like most of Vanderpump Villa, fantastic show. still going to bitch about Hulu just dropping every episode in one drop

because nobody's going to talk about it in two weeks. So I watched that and then you know what I watched? The first two episodes of Beyond the Villa and Lord oh Lord, let me tell you how much I do not care about those people. Oh, really? Oh, for Love Island. It's the cast of Love Island last year except for like the heavy hitters.

Like there's no Nick, no Elandria. no ace no shelly austin might be in it at some point it looks like he's in it for like an episode or two it's all the rejects it's all the people we don't care about and we're supposed to really care about uh i guess tj and iris becoming boyfriend and girlfriend like it was i don't care beyond me i like you know me i like to be an informed hater so if i'm going to hate on something i'm not just going to sit here and say i'm not going to watch it i watched it i don't think i'm ever going to watch another episode i don't know what possessed them to go ahead and just greenlight this show this season because oh my god no one should care about this people must be why they

wouldn't green light it for a second season if people weren't watching it well i think people watch the first the first season came about because there was such a good buzz about that group from season six i think it was of love islands and they had most of those people like most of the people like the fan favorites were on that show like lea and miguel were on it for a good a good piece of it so like it made sense and then when you get the cast for the show, it's like, oh, cool. The people that really, like, if they had Nicodal Ander, it's like, all right, sure, like, let's see what's going on in their life.

I don't care about anybody else. Like, the whole point of Love Island is, you know, you have your, your four or five weeks or whatever in the sun and in the public eye, and then you just kind of go away. Like, we don't care about you. One or two, sure. You're entertaining. You're exciting people. The rest of you, I never need to see you again.

Yeah, I was done after the season finale. That was good. Yeah. Good on them. Yeah. I'm excited for for this year. I'm excited to see what they amend and correct from last season. I'm hoping we don't pull micro-influencers again, trying to make themselves famous. I hope we get some just straight up random hot people, but.

Yeah, maybe no racist this year? That could be cool. Ideally, no racists would be, would be great, uh, something to shoot for peacock. But yeah, I, uh, I, I am stoked for this season. It's a fun show. Like, it's a fun show to cover. I mean, it's an absolute gauntlet to get through for us. us, but it is fun and it does suck you in. But it's nice for us especially like dog days of summer.

Like, yeah, we could watch the Phillies game or we could just kind of keep an eye on the Phillies score and then watch Love Island every night. So it's completely fine because it gives you something to watch every night that's going to be new and exciting. So it is set up like perfectly. It is just an absolute gauntlet for us because we have to record. I think we were doing it twice a week last year. We'll probably do something similar.

But be on the lookout for that. And when is that July? It's coming up. Yeah, we're getting closer. Getting closer. So make sure you hydrate. But, yeah, back to Beverly Hills. I mean, what a finale.

I don't mean that in a good way. Like, nothing happened. It was the same show that we've watched. This episode we have seen for two years, the same exact shit, same exact issues, same exact things going on. You see Kyle get all of her minions to kiss her foot. while we're just teaming up on Doreet, Dorit at the same time is making this like such a bigger thing and is not giving an inch.

I'm not saying she should give in, but she's just, it seems exaggerated and everything's played up. It was just a ridiculous 42 minutes of TV that I'll never get back. Let me do this. Let me do this. If you don't like hate watches, go ahead and stop listening now.

Okay, like we love you. You're not going to. It's okay. We're not going to be mad at you for skipping this one, but don't get mad at us if you stick it out because we're going to shit on this show for about 40 minutes. Yeah, I think that's a good way to do it.

One last time, although we might do it three more times. Let's be very honest. These reunion episodes are not going to be anything. Look, I've actually come around to the Watch What Happens Live being implemented because when I saw episode 31, I actually laughed because it does feel like we watched 31 episodes of this show and nothing has happened that's fair actually that maybe that's why they did it to make it seem like more realistic like it looks like there's 31 episodes they'll

understand i don't fucking know yeah let's just jump in uh rip the bandaid off so to speak and we pick up where we left off with erika and sutton and you know it's exactly what you think I can't believe that we're still talking about this moment from Sutton fucking grow up. Rachel's party was a lot. And the way Derich spoke to me and treated me. She was on the dance floor. And I interrupted her and she said,

I'm going to hate you forever. Really? What the fuck? How old are we? What is this? What are we talking about? We skipped to read's book party for this? She's being such.

a baby. I, like, if I could go back in time to when I really wanted Sutton and Erica to be friends because I thought that would have been a good, like, closed circle moment, I could not care less about this. Like, this was such a bad showing, honestly, for both of them. Like, we talked about it last week. I was like, yeah, you know, let's see what Erica's got. Maybe she's got one left in the chamber that she can.

No, like, she doesn't. She's got the same shit that Kyle and Sutton have. So, like, I don't know. This was such a letdown moment because that was the last ditch effort. That was the last thing I was holding on to for some semblance of entertainment. And instead it was just more of the same. I'm like, really like Sutton grow up. You're being such a baby.

And you accused Amanda of being a baby earlier in the season. She got upset. Now I'm thinking if somebody called you a baby in this moment, you would cry. Like, I don't know what the hell's going on. It's just so boring. It's so unbelievably boring. And it's just the same thing every episode. I just can't ever understand how people enjoy this show.

It could be worse. Could you imagine breaking a $40,000 anything for this show? Tilly broke her $40,000 Gucci purse for this. That's a travesty. It was still a very funny moment, though. When she picked up the top off before and threw it into her mouth, it was the only good moment of the entire episode. I feel bad.

The sacrificial, what was it? Bear. It was a bear. Sacrificial bear for the episode. Maybe things will turn around in the reunion. Maybe things will turn around next season because that bear just gave up its life for this. I don't know. That was really the only good moment of the entire episode like you said.

Yeah. And her picking up the tongue like you said and saying, oh, my friend owns this place. I'm sure the carpets are clean. Cool. A little drop in there. I love that. Thank you, Tilly, for a brief, brief, or pre, from hell.

but uh yeah anyway sutton erika and kyle obviously are not there i guess kyle's excuses that she's overwhelmed and just can't make it sutton obviously text her like 30 minutes into the party which is a wild fucking move erika should have been there okay like erika should have been there i think i think it's uh it was too big of a statement because at the end of the day i want people to remember what Derrits going through currently. That seems to be thrown out the window. I'm not saying that she hasn't been on some shit this season two, but she's going through it.

And we have not seen a lot of support. We've seen a lot of Kyle doing Kyle shit. People co-siding Kyle's shit. And then Erica, I'm disappointed because this also feels like she bent the need of Kyle a little bit and not going. Well, that's, and that's what we didn't want to happen. That's what we wanted to avoid at all costs was Erica just standing on her own two feet like, hey, I've got a problem with you.

I'm not going to show up to your party. I don't give a shit. Like just say, I don't care. Instead, she spins it later in the episode into this. I wanted to get your attention. Like, what? Why? Why are we doing this?

This is so stupid. Honestly, all of them should have gone. If Kyle didn't show up, of course Kyle didn't show up. I wouldn't even bat an eye at that. Sutton we talked about last week, like you should go because you should be there to have a conversation with Doree. This is a good opportunity for you to have a normal conversation with Doreet. And she tries at the end of the episode and it was just embarrassing. But for this moment, like to not show up in the middle of all of this to support Doreet and all the things that she's going through to do your fucking job and show up at an event at the end of the season.

That's one thing. Erica very disappointed, extremely disappointed. And that's the reasoning why she didn't show up. Again, you could have stolen the spotlight if that's what you wanted to do. You would have gotten her attention more if you did show up and pulled her. aside for a conversation before her big speech. Talk to her about your feelings and show us that you're not just doing this because Kyle wants you to do it.

It's just, it's brutal. Disappointing. It's just very, very disappointing. But we get back to Erica and Sutton and like the fact that she didn't text or call, really? Like,

he could have at least, like that's bare minimum, I think. And look, you wanted to get her attention. You didn't get her attention. you just shut the door. You know,

like attention would have been going. Like you said, attention would have been calling her before and going, look, I'm not coming because you hurt me. Okay. That would have worked. Called shouldering.

She, I actually agree with Dorita. I don't think the punishment fits the crime. This is a big deal for her in the midst of a terrible divorce from a terrible human being. And not only that, you're going to go to confessional. And you're going to say maybe P.K.

wasn't wrong. I literally wrote, holy shit. that's a step too far. It's such a bad look. It's a brutal look. And again, I can't say it enough. Like, Eric is not showing up and then not doing the no text, no call, no show.

For what? Like, I don't really get it. And we referenced it later in the episode, all the things that you said to me at that did, shut up. Like, you're being a baby too. They're all being fucking babies. Derreet is allowed to fight back. I'm sorry.

I'm not like pro-Darete. I'm not, I need Dorit to show up because she's the only one that's showing up. She is probably the only one that's showing up, but that's not a great look. She didn't do anything bad compared to what everybody else does. Honestly, Kyle meddling and her shit with other people is worse than what Doreet did. Doreet was reactive. Doreet was sitting there and she had to what? Just take a beating from all of you because you're saying that she's not being a good friend

through her own divorce? Like, is that where we are now? You could be nicer to me. I'm going through stuff. She's going through a divorce, a very public divorce with a terrible guy who's trying to screw her at every turn. And she's still showing up and she's still showing up with the cameras and she's still trying to have a storyline outside of that. And she's still trying to maintain friendships with other people who were supporting her.

But you guys want to make it all about you. Kyle wants to make it all about her. Erica, again, I was hoping that she wasn't doing this, but she's trying to make it about her too. It's just embarrassing. If you really break it down, they're getting mad at her for going through something in a way that they don't want her to go through it. you're not you're not downtrodden how we want you to be downtrodden because they always reference that we know you're going through a lot you're not listening to any of it because of your approach guys it's not like that hard to see if you came from a friendly standpoint rather than every

single time you start talking kyle you use the the mob mentality we're all talking about it to rate why the fuck would she be like oh okay now i want to talk to you guys you every time you talk to her, you tell her, we've been talking a bunch of shit behind your back. And we don't like the way that you're navigating your hard time. Yeah. They're all just in the mirror getting ready for whatever event pointing at themselves. Like, you get in there and you make this about you. That's how we shine on this show.

It's like, Jesus Christ. Like, again, now I'm looking at everything a little bit differently again, because I was waiting for just to see what Erica's motive was. But when she's talking to her at the dinner table in Italy, she's, saying you didn't lean on me at all i've been through some rough patches you could have leaned on me you're really upset about that like why why are we why are we telling other people how they should go about divorce i don't get it like congratulations you've been through a divorce and it was a messy divorce now everybody has to stop and talk to you about their own different trials and tribulations through

their own divorces to make sure that you sign off on it like that's all i'm getting from this it's just weird. It's very bizarre work. Erica, you burned down the entire group when you were going to the Tom Girardi stuff two years ago. Kyle, last year, shall we, shall we reminisce about what a

fucking mess that was with Morgan Wade and everything? Yeah. And even amidst all of that, when Dorete talked to you, what did she say? I want to help. Like, I feel like you're going through something. Like, she had a conversation with you. She didn't have a conversation with other people with

leading questions. Like, hey, you think Doret, it's a fucking lunatic too, right? That's how you phrase things, not, hey, are you worried about Doreet? You just say, I'm worried about Doreet, and then you tell other people why they should be worried about Doreet, and in doing that, you go to Doreet and say, Beau said you're fucking losing your mind.

No, she didn't. No. Fucking dickhead. Like, I'm so, oh, it's fucking, it makes my eyes. I'm so sick of all of them. I can't wait for them to be off the screen. Like, the fact that you got punked, Erica, Kyle, and Sutton.

You got punked by Amanda. Amanda showed up. She had shit with Doreet all year. And I got to give her credit where credits do. She showed up and she's supportive. Do I need to hear her say stream of revenue another time? Absolutely fucking not as long as I live. But she's there.

And she's supportive. It is supportive. I'm just saying like that's her go to every time because she wants people to know that she has so many streams of revenue. Maybe that's why I'm most mad at all of them. You're making me like Amanda. You're making me actually look at Amanda in a different light, a nicer light. Yeah. I just, I don't know what to do with that.

I don't either. But Amanda did her fucking job. She went to work. She was supportive. And she had the right attitude at the event. Again, her and Dorit, budding heads all year. Doreet's been rude to her. She's been Amanda doing whatever it is she does.

but three, it's been kind of a dick. She's still there. Because one, that's what you're paid to do. And two, you don't want to burn a bridge over a big event like this because she said some mean things in Italy and left with the chauffeur. That was funny. You guys should have said that was funny, not being big crybabies about it. And like, well, she left. We don't care.

Walk home. Call an Uber. You guys got back just fine. That's funny. Oh, my God. dude. Yeah. Oh, what a nightmare of a show. Sure is, but we get to read speech, which I appreciate it was short and sweet to the point. And we get the cover reveal on Burdened. I love Kathy's breakdown. That's going to be a good long read.

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Lots of, lots of congratulations. And we get to, what I tell you, I got up, I made dinner. I came back and rewound it and started wherever this was. Can't tell you how much I don't care about the wedding. I don't care about the planning of the wedding. I don't care

about this storyline. I whack this from the show. I'm not invested. I don't give a fuck. They needed the time filler. Yeah, I know. It's sort of like, it's sort of like what used to be good in housewife shows. Like, you know, Kyle's been on it for a long time. We get to watch your daughters grow up.

We should be invested in this. We should be happy. And instead, it's just not. We end up turning this into a moment of, yeah, we end up turning it into a moment of, I'm just so scared for her because, you know, I had a great life. I had a great husband. And all of that came crumbling down. Nope, too little too late.

You should have shown this. You should have talked about this last season, the season before, I don't care when you talked about it, but instead you decided to hide it from the public eye and then hide everything else that you were doing from the public eye. And now we're supposed to care? No, we don't. We're not invested.

No, I don't even know your daughter's names. I forget them frequently. Yeah, well, the funny thing that came from all of this was like all of them clowning her. Like, hey, we only got one bedroom for you and dad. Actually, there's only one bed. You guys are sleeping together. You guys get a cuddle? You guys got to. I'm like,

Jesus Christ, this is funny. but a little out of touch. Yeah, and like her in the end of the scene being like, you know, I feel like you'll know when the time comes to pull the plug on a marriage. Probably when you see pictures of your ex doing body shots off of a bikini-clad woman in Aspen would be a starting point for me. Maybe him flirting with other housewives on a different housewife show. So maybe that he-

Whirling around a 21-year-old at the airport. Perhaps it could be when you're together having these emotional conversations and he awkwardly laughs and responds to you crying. Yeah. Any of those. Going to his bachelor pad and asking him how many towels he has and him saying, well, I've got one for me. I've got one for a guest, you know.

I don't know. There's P.K.'s couch. Like, that could be part of it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, but like you're trying to pull sympathy. We don't, we don't care because you haven't given us anything. You want us to clock in when you feel like going to work, but you don't go to work.

Like, no, I'm good. But Rachel and Doreet get together, chatting. And Doreet's, you know, again, I do think that she could have taken a lot of better approaches to everything this season. I do think that she didn't do herself any favors along the way. Sure. But if nothing else, I would have liked the support of the group. Last night was a statement is what she says. And it's like, yeah, Sutton under the guise of not dampering the evening is a ridiculous text to send 30 minutes after it starts. Kyle makes sense. They're not in a good place. Why would she show up? But to read, not a bad point. She maintains that she's so concerned. She's so worried about me. She couldn't bite the bullet and show up to that whole thing. Erica, what the fuck did I do to you? I agree, Erica. Like, she did call you a C-N-X Tuesday.

She did leave you stranded. It does call for a conversation. It does potentially call for a statement of not going. But I don't think the not-going counts if you don't call her and tell her, because that's telling you don't care. That's different. Yeah. Again, I think, like you said, Dorete could have done things differently.

but what I'm thinking about, I'm like, I don't think that she really should do things differently. I think the only way that you do things differently. I think there are some times where she pushes it a little too much than she needed to. Sure. But she was trying. Like, again, like she's trying to do her job and she's going through all of this while also doing her job. The only thing that she could do differently is, you know, go differently about, you know, the rest of the group. But like, I don't give a shit if she's going against the rest of the group with her own divorce.

I mean, neither. I mean, it really matter to me. So, like, I think most of, there was. things that were played up a little bit, but I do think a lot of what she was doing was pretty raw and real and how she was actually feeling. So if she wants to storm away from certain things, if she wants to call people see you next Tuesdays over and over again, it's going to be funny at first, it's going to suck and that's probably going to be funny again by the time the reunion comes around. But again, like, her talking about all of this is like, I don't know what you want

to do, Doree. I just don't know what you want to be differently because this is who these people are. This is what they're going to do. And if Kyle's going to be the mainstay on all of this, and she's going to be able to take a stance. Everybody else is going to follow her lead, which is stupid. Yeah, and she even, like, lists the things going. Like, what have I done? Been overwhelmed, not being myself. I'm late.

I'm missed at the other. Yep. Yeah. You're going through it. And Rachel's like, how many times you said this to her? And I was like, she said it. She said it a lot of times. And she even says that, like, I've said it so many times.

But she doesn't allow for an open dialogue because Kyle wants concessions. Kyle wants to read to go, you're right, Kyle. I've been going about it the wrong way. Thank God for you and your wisdom, or I wouldn't be able to navigate it. She wants contrition. And Doreet's not giving it for the first time, which I do appreciate.

Is it annoying to watch the same thing every episode? God, yes, I would have burned my eyes out of my head. But she didn't cave. So I will give her credit for that. She stood on it for a whole season. And that's something new. Because why would Doree go to Kyle to ask her advice to get through a divorce?

Kyle doesn't even know how to get through a divorce. She has no idea. Correct. She has no idea what she's doing. And she's not telling us what she's doing. But she definitely has no idea what she's doing. And she's holding on to this weird hope that maybe Moe's going to see the error of his ways and come back to her. Correct.

If we dug into that, it's pretty embarrassing. But we go to Doreet and then you look at Doreet, you're like, hey, you should come to me for advice. Like, Erica, I mean, let's go into your divorce. Like, that was a fucking travesty. You're still going through it. You're still going through it. through it. So why would you? What kind of advice is she going to get from you? Like, don't mix Zadax and drinking. Okay, great. That's a good starting point maybe. Don't try to sing along with

Asher. Like that maybe. No, I'll always sing along with Asher. I do kind of want to see that again. So maybe you should do that to read aside from that. What kind of advice are you going to get? Probably nothing good. No, it's just wacky. It's wacky. It seems pretty obvious to me. You know, and then I watch a shot. I'm like, this is so convoluted and stupid. Yeah. In the season finale of a flagship show, we had a commercial for Nikki Hilton's jewelry line. Yep. We had a 20-minute commercial for Nikki Hilton's jewelry line in the season finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Yep. And then pretty much just a copy and paste of the Italy dinner. That's pretty much what we got. That is exactly what we got. Yeah, let's check out all the jewelry. Wow, this is beautiful. Wow, Kathy throws such a beautiful garden party. Cool.

This should be episode either one, like start off with this. I'm okay with that. This could be episode 10. Fine. Still going to complain about it, but okay. Doing this in the middle and then the end scene too was another like 15 minutes of pretty much nothing. Let's get the updates on everybody's life. Don't care.

Nothing really big is happening. It's all stuff that we should probably be talking about all season. Oh, cool. We're just going to get a little blurb at the end of them watch Amanda and Eddie get married. Cool. The whole thing was just a complete cluster fuck. But I guess really the only thing to dig into at the garden party is everybody sitting down. And like I said, copy and paste from Italy, except with a little caveat of Kyle openly saying to everybody, speak up.

I need you guys to be on my side. Oh, you're right. Sorry, Kyle. Yeah, I agree. I agree. you get like a peanut gallery like yeah yeah wait yeah she's right like what that was unbelievable and it's again it the reason that we're not specifically saying and we will a little bit but the reason we're not specifically saying is because it's all the same shit that we've heard

over and over and over again der reet i think she held her ground pretty well i almost turned the fucking tv off though when kyle goes to her confessional and she's like derit's just gonna you know she got a lot of publicity she got a lot of popularity from smoking a cigarette so she's gonna walk waste. I wanted to turn it off. There we go. Now we're getting into the nitty gritty here. You didn't get that popularity. You didn't get all that support from people online

because Doreet had a good iconic moment last year, which we loved. And now we're all kind of flocking behind her, not because we really love Doret. We're flocking behind her because you're insufferable. And also, you didn't show us anything from your divorce. And she's showing us what it's like to go through this. You were hiding all of that.

So now you're pissed at her because she's getting the fan support and you're not. You've got the fan support in like 10 years. Why? Because everything that you're doing, all the shit that you've done in this episode, this episode's a microcosm for your entire last five years. Yep. Like you rallying the troops in real time should have been your indicator. Like, oh, that's what Doreet's talking about.

Like she lays it out for her on a silver platter when they all sit down. And it was. It was almost like, I don't know, serendipitous is the wrong word. It was, it was interesting for Doree to walk into the party. And you see Kyle surrounded by people and she's solo walking in. Did I think it's a little ridiculous to go, the lion's dead and doesn't intimidate me or whatever? Yeah, that's kind of stupid. But whatever, you go over there and you stand your ground once again.

Like this is where I think Dorek could have budged a little bit. not in this, at this point in the season, no other conversations that were had. She was combative in moments where I didn't think she needed to be combative. But that's neither here nor there, especially at this juncture, because now everything's so far gone. And as they're sitting there, like discussing whatever the fucks, I don't even know what we're talking about because Kyle's like, look, obviously you were hurt the other night. No shit. Okay. Thanks, doctor.

I would have, oh, that's what she says. It would have been a struggle, honestly, because I'd be killing myself to get there right now. And we haven't spoken. And Doreet's like, look, all three of you made a choice. Okay. And that's it. Like, all she does is break it down to what it is. You guys made a choice.

You made a statement. You didn't go for a purpose. You're all talking about that behind closed doors that that was the purpose. And then Kyle goes, well, you said you didn't feel supported. So to prove that, I didn't support you. Like that, hello. You didn't feel supported. So I didn't go and didn't support her.

I always defended you. I wanted to show you what not supporting felt like. Okay. Like what? And then she goes to this list of like when she supported her. And then she throws when people save a fake accent. I'm like, they're just trying to hurt her.

This is my point. Where did that come from? And Doreet doesn't take the bait, which I was proud of her. She goes, well, what about my divorce? She's like,

we all tried to support you. Everyone tried to support you. how everyone made comments. And this is, I swear to God, I'm seeing read. I'm like, you're doing it still. No one said anything, bro. You went to people and you made leading questions and they responded in turn because they were, Bose is concerned about Doreet.

She's worried about her. Sutton was actually worried about Doreet. Erica was worried about Doreet. So they're already worried. And then you give them leading questions and they respond because you set them up to respond in a certain way. And they do. And you take that as them co-signing.

You're crazy shit. You're being a vindictive asshole. They're concerned. And now you've lumped them into vindictive assholes. And the worst part is you're going to sit there and go, hello. Can someone fucking speak up? And everyone goes, wait. Yep.

Fuck, Dore. Yeah, we did that. Yeah. Yeah. We felt that way. Like, what? Why? Why?

You fucking push over. It could have gone so much better. or somebody was like, well, I didn't actually say anything. Not really. Like, Kyle, you're kind of pushing an agenda here. That would have been awesome. Again, we are graced with so many different moments where somebody could just stand up to Kyle and just show her

that she's not leading the pack, that this is not good TV, and they could just completely pivot, and it would be so much better. And it would have caught us off guard, and it would have been a good, shocking moment to end the season. If we end up spinning this into what it actually is and everybody else sitting around goes, no, Kyle, I mean, you were kind of pushing an agenda here.

And she lashes out and freaks out and leaves, that would have been a good way to end the season. I would have loved if that's how that ended. But instead, no, yeah, you're right, bootlickers. Yep, everybody kind of show up. Here we go. Kyle, you're so right. We should have absolutely stepped in and intervened

with Doreet's bad behavior all season. You were right all along. No, just fucking no. Like, have a fucking backbone. Somebody for the love of, God, I think what Rachel and Bose are doing based off of their confessionals,

I think they're letting Doreet figure it out and not figure it out like, look, she's just got to get through this. I think they're like, this is who they are. Yeah. So like, I'm going to let you hang on this one and it's got to suck, but maybe then you'll know

like they don't give a fuck about you. I think that's what Bose is doing. I'm pretty sure that's what Rachel's doing because they both set it up in a certain way where it's like, Doreet and Kyle need to address their issues right now. And I think Bose is there to pick up the pieces afterward. I think Rachel is to, but I think this is like a line in the sand moment where it's like,

this is how they are going to treat you. We're your real friends. And we'll be up on the patio with you when this is all said and done. But for now, like, we're going to show you how bad it is. Was kind of the vibe I got? Yeah, it's sort of. I mean,

they should still be speaking up, though. I'm not really. I'm not even saying speak up for Doreet or anything like that. Just speak up against Kyle. Like if you guys do feel differently than what Kyle is presenting it as, tell her no. That's not like you're putting words in my mouth. You're telling other people that this is how I feel and that's not how I feel.

I thought I was having a conversation with Doreet's friends. It seems like you're not doing that. So no, I actually don't align with what you're talking about right now. That would have been great because then at least draw a line in the sands. But even then, like the people who we've been looking towards all season to be like, all right,

I think they're on Dorete's team. It looks like they're on Dorete's team. they understand where she's coming from. You got to speak up. Leaving Dorita out on an island isn't fun. It's not good for Dorit, obviously. We obviously are against Kyle, but you have to do something.

Like, this is your job. I agree. That's also a very good point. I'm just, uh, blah. Yeah, I know. Erica and Durit get into it. They go back and forth for a while,

and it's more of the same. It's Italy, like you said all over again. And, Doreet bounces. She's like, I'm fucking out. You can tell in her face, like the Erica one stings.

She was genuinely upset at the end of that interaction. And Rachel says, I wish she said this louder, and I wish she said this earlier. I think it's not what you're saying. It's how you're saying it. Yeah. Uh-huh.

That's it. Because they're not being supportive. and them being Kyle, Kyle's yelling at Doreet, telling her how she should be handling everything and that she's not handling it the right way. Meanwhile, Kyle is still holding on to hope

that Mo's going to stop banging 20-somethings and Aspen. Yeah. So shut up. Yeah. Have you thought about that? You could just shut up and not talk. It could work. Kind of cool.

Though you get to the end of the season credits. I wrote end of the season credits on the worst season of TV ever made. Kyle's big takeaway. I'm not going to be stepped up by anyone. And I showed that. No, you showed that you are just not a good friend in any capacity. Yeah.

That nobody should go through something near you. God forbid they have a traumatic event in their life because you're going to fucking bury them while they're trying to deal with it. Rachel's divorce is pending, but she has a new man. Erica is sad. I do think her Doreet will be fine. I don't think that's a friendship ender. Bose is going to do one more round of IVF and see how it goes. Sutton is Sutton.

Amanda marries her cuck of a husband and makes them say for richer or richer. And even the husband didn't like that one. He finally rolled his eyes. So at least we saw some kind of life out of that guy. And then I've never wanted somebody to just go flat broke. more than them, no. I know. They make it really hard to root for them in any way, shape, or form.

But the episode ends. We went back to the party. I was like, why fucking just end it? Why are you taking me back to this fucking jewelry commercial? Sutton Bowsendorite. Sutton comes up. I know you don't want to speak to me. Why the fuck are you up here?

Whatever. Do you want to explain? Oh, God, damn it. I can't even. Do you want to explain to me? what happened at Rachel's. You said you'd hate me forever. No, actually.

I don't want to explain it to you. It might not have been a good joke, but it was a fucking joke, bro. You called Amanda a baby, and then he snuggled up to her all season because Kyle is snuggling up to her all season. And now you're going to double down in the last fucking episode

and say, you hurt my feelings. Oh, no. Put these chicks on Rhode Island. They wouldn't last a day in Rhode Island. Yeah. I just don't get it. Like, what did you think was going to happen?

Did you actually think that Doreet was going to? Like, as soon as she even starts to apologize, which, you know, she doesn't need to. And it wasn't that sincere of an apology. You jumped down her throat and you're like, well, see, I don't believe you. I don't believe that you actually feel sorry. Why would she? Who cares? Get over it.

You're being such a baby. And I just I just can't with them anymore. I truly just cannot. Like this was the end of the season. This was the last scene was Sutton and Derreet sitting down and Sutton begging for an apology for what I don't, I still don't really know. Because she stopped talking to you when you were being weird in that conversation and started talking to Rachel because Rachel came over and she's a much more interesting person and it's her house. I just, I don't get it. And you were being a dick to Doreet and Doreet didn't.

She literally very calmly said to you, I don't want to do this right now. Yeah. Then you doubled down. And she's like, ah, I walked away. And then she's the fucking monster. Yeah. And like to end this season on, I've watched you treat your friends like dirt. Kyle pissed on you for years.

Years. The only reason that you're not getting shit on anymore. is because Garcell's gone, your actual friend, and you snuggled up to Kyle again. That's all that's happening. What are you talking about? Erica, shit on you until last year. She lightened up finally.

What do you mean? Treat your friends like dirt. You've been treated like shit for almost your entire tenure on this show. But Durit is going too far. If you have the same energy for Kyle, you can do this to Doree, but you don't so you can't. Yeah. It's whatever.

We're done. We're done with the season. We have the reunion, which is going to clear up nothing, no resolution, probably just make us even angrier. And I'm not going to care. I'm not going to care about one thing at the reunion. Nope, me neither. Let's get to some questions.

Yeah. I like this one from the new Lala. why are they still there the cast i mean it's time for a change we don't know i don't know why they're still there we don't know la oh god coia baby does dureate think she's smart she projects and tells on herself constantly pause her pause the show pause everybody and like yeah she does project but like again i'm just going to go to the root here of this season she's going through a a shit ton and that doesn't absolve her of every everything, but the lack of empathy that she's gotten is astounding.

Yeah. From Meg Norm, I'm just confused why Erica went so in on Doreet. Like Kyle is not that powerful. She is that powerful in the show. She is that powerful. And follow up and Sutton. What is her angle with that last stitch effort as an argument? I have no idea.

No idea. I just don't understand this show anymore. Yeah, good point from Jennifer M2M. Shame on Erica. No show and no word. Very disappointing and classless. I'll be pretty careful with that C word. Oh, boy.

Andre Drew 1. Do we really think Amanda went to Doreet's cover launch to be a girl's girl? Yeah, actually. I weirdly do. It's a rare W. I weirdly too, yeah. Oh, man. From Mike Broes, does Doreet know that she isn't the first person to go through this slash?

It isn't an excuse to be a jerk. She has full clearance to be a jerk to whoever the hell she wants right now. I am not defending anybody else on this cast. Yeah, I don't understand, I guess, how you want to hold her accountable. But let's say both then, all right? You can't say that she's doing too much. You can't sit there and say that she didn't get berated about everything for the entire season or that Kyle wasn't setting up other people to make it seem like the entire group was ganged up against her.

Like, that's objectively true. So you can have an issue with Doree. I can totally see where any of you may have issues with Doree. I get it. but you can't you can't hold her to a standard and not acknowledge that Kyle was setting her up the entire season. Yeah. From TLPR. Did you watch the last after show?

Dorita's unhinged. I didn't watch one episode of that after show. Do you think I want more Beverly Hills in my life? What are you nuts? Yeah, guys. We watch after shows of shows we like. Yeah. Or if some crazy shit happens.

Unbelievable. I'll save that one for the end. this is actually kind of a fun little question that has nothing to do with Beverly Hills because I will not answer any of them from Sarah Hills of oh damn it is Beverly Hills Housewives of the Beverly Hills Housewives of the Beverly Hills Housewives whose memoir would you most want to read and also all of the other housewives older new Tilly Tilly Tilly yeah Tilly period Tilly rachel's could be kind of interesting too uh Erica no Sutton no boring uh Rachel Tilly or Bose wouldn't be a real memoir she'd be making shit up yeah yeah probably probably racial or tilly right so tilly bows i would read yeah bows would probably be interesting uh from sdm wvu do you think the whole cast should come back next season no i think they should pause this show and fire everybody agreed yeah no they need to figure out what to do with this mess uh from jay May the Hut 713, you deserve a ceremonial grade matcha for getting through the season.

Thank you. Thank you. I don't want that, but thank you. There you go. KWP 5015. Do we really need to drag the season out just for Kyle's daughter's wedding? No, we need to drag it out for the Nikki Hilton jewelry commercial. Correct.

Correct. Because Kathy said we're having this and production went, yes, yes, Ms. Hilton. Yes, Ms. Hilton. We'll end on this one from LAR.N underscore N. Interesting username. Congrats, bros. You survived. We didn't, actually.

A lot of me died. A big piece of me is not coming back. Yeah, it's never coming back. Nope. It lies in Beverly Hills now and Will forever in Amanda slash Kyle's pool. The California housewife shows suck. They're so bad. They're so fucking bad.

and they're like some of the oldest shows, Cornerstone franchises, and they are so unbelievably unwatchable, I just fix it, please. For the love of God. The great part is Beverly Hills is worse than Orange County. I know. And Orange County is awful.

It's embarrassing. It's truly embarrassing. I don't know. But, I mean, three more, dude. Three more. I can't even begin to imagine what we have the cover for three fucking episodes of a reunion. But as always, we will do our jobs because we show up to work, unlike the group of housewives.

So we'll be here, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to recap those episodes because we show up for our audience because we love you guys and we respect your time. Yeah. Hell yeah. Fucking fuck. Okay. That's solid guy. You got anything else?

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