Bros & Shows - It's Not About the AC!! (RHOM Full Recap)

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

What's up Bros? One of our favorites is finally back on our screens, and my goodness what a season opener. Todd and Alexia split but then get back together in the first 2 minutes of the show. Lisa and... Larsa are at odds already because Lisa and Jody ran into Marcus at a restaurant. Julia is mad at Guerdy because of a zoom call debacle and we are firmly Team Guerdy here. Kiki is still a delight but we find out that she is no longer dating her man from last year. Lisa throws a party for herself disguised as a birthday party for Jody. This was a stellar season premiere and we can't tell you how stoked we are to have Miami back on our screens! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:54 It's going to be a tough episode. Woo! my bros and shows. Bros and shows. Brows and shows. I got to have me my bros and shows. Good evening, everybody.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Welcome back to another episode of Bros. and Shows. I'm your co-host, Steele Russell, joined as always by the one and only Mr. Worldwide. Mr. Goots. What's up, dude?
Starting point is 00:01:20 Before you guys go check your listening devices, whatever it is that you're listening on, make sure that it is at one time. Not 1.5. Steel is actually talking really fast because he's excited. I'm super duper excited because I finally
Starting point is 00:01:33 get to do this. We're back with Miami. One of the best shows on Bravo. This is one of the best season openers. I've seen so much shit happen. They got right into it. They wasted no time. If you're not watching this show, we've said this for so long. If you're not watching this,
Starting point is 00:01:58 I damn it god damn show slow down okay deep breath if you're not watching Miami do yourselves a favor and watch Miami because it's phenomenal it is it's phenomenal and I love that you say they got right into it got into what I don't know none of it's real I don't know but that's fine I don't really care I love it the way that they start off this episode had me dying because obviously we've seen the reports you know Alexia and Todd they're on the outs they're breaking up he moved out all this shit and then a couple of months later we didn't really know what to make of it but we're like oh wait was that fake we saw them walking on the beach holding the hands making out now we find out that it's not really fake but it's probably one of those weird situations that we don't know exactly what it is yeah there's some we need a storyline no i think it's a financial thing oh you think it's because of that's what i said a while ago i'm going to hold on to that until you know other evidence comes back up but it's so funny they pick up cameras and then the scene ends and it's Four months later. April.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Wait, we sent cameras down to Miami to film this. They got all glammed up just to go over to Larson's to talk about this. Yep. And nothing happened? No, nothing happened in that moment. They just see like the montage of Todd and Alexei getting married, then the fallout from and her talking about it. But that's the funniest part is because when we get to Alexia and Marisol at dinner together,
Starting point is 00:03:23 all of that's pretty much null and void because now they're back together. But Marisol doesn't know about it because she was in Japan. Right, but she had to find out via the press, and she's not happy about that. Marisol's husband, by the way, number one guy in the group, right? Oh, easily. Anthony was, Dr. Nicole's gone. Yeah, I know. She does come back, I guess, is maybe a scene or two here and there, at least from the trailer.
Starting point is 00:03:43 But right now, Steve, I believe his name is? Steve. Number one guy in the group. He has been, though, I don't know, because, like, I agree that Anthony was, but Steve's always been a frontrunner, because every time we see him, he's mellow, he doesn't really get involved. We like Steve a lot. It's just this show has the fun. funniest structure.
Starting point is 00:04:00 There's only five, well, I guess six when, what's her name, Stephanie? Yeah, Stephanie. So I guess they will have six full-time housewives, but everybody else is just a friend of. Yep. Anybody else can pop up in this show and they're a friend of. Well, Marisol is a friend of. I know. She's always been, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:14 It's more camera time than half of the housewives of other franchises. Marisol is great, though. I remember the first season we did this. Neither of us really liked Marisol. You have to get used to her. But it was, yeah, I don't think she's changed a whole lot. I think Alexia's changed a little bit. She's chilled out a little bit.
Starting point is 00:04:28 think so some flare ups here and there but i remember originally not liking either of them i'm really getting aggravated when they would talk shit on other people and kind of like push people out now i just like them now i think marisole is one of the most enjoyable people on the show i do too but you have to get through that's what i was saying like we got used to how she is you got to cut through cockies yeah you could get through the cockies you get to know who she is a little bit but like i said alexia and marisol are talking through everything and they're about to have dinner with lisa so they want to get all the shit talking out before she arrives. And as we know, that was the best part about this season because it took so long for
Starting point is 00:05:05 it to come out. We know everything that happened in the meantime. Yeah. Because it was so prominent in the press. Obviously, Lenny and his fiancee broke off their engagement. Who would have seen that coming? I was floored by that news. I think he did it because he creased his shoes during the engagement and he just never really forgave her.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Yeah, probably because he had to stand in his tippy toes to get. same light and then he creased his cool shoes his cool guy's shoes oh they're so sick those fucking shoes man i forgot about the shoes i made a real about that yeah i was so upset you were down the shore i know i was trying to enjoy my morning beautiful day nice morning got a good cup of coffee about to go to the beach with your daughter probably yep couldn't expect a better day yeah and then lenny and then lenny and his shoes those goddamn shoes i woke up that morning what the fuck is this yep oh god seals already ramping yeah still
Starting point is 00:05:57 pissed off about something. It is 8.15. I went to Wawa, got coffee, got home, and was like, well, fuck this. But anyway, obviously we get a Todd update between these two, and she's explaining her side of everything, I suppose, and she's like, you know, I do love Todd, and we're not finished yet, and I want to see where this whole thing goes. I mean, I don't know. We'll see it shake out during the season.
Starting point is 00:06:23 I imagine that if it is not financial, this does seem like some kind of move i just can't financial concerns financial conditions come to my mind immediately with this well there's been rumors trust him yeah and there were rumors i just can't figure out the angle i don't i mean todd's not my favorite it's something it's definitely not on the up-and-up whatever this is it seems sketchy yeah it definitely seems sketchy i'm not exactly sure what it is so i'm just going to stay in the financial financial sector okay And then I'll probably move around freely as I keep going. But I don't think I'm ever going to land on, oh, wow, they were really just going through it.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Because even when she explains what happened, she's like, you know, I got home and all of his shit was gone. He moved out in front of Frankie, which is ridiculous. Justice for Frankie, that's bullshit. But the whole thing's weird. He got an apartment a month prior and then moved into that apartment with his kid. And he was slowly moving out. He was putting toiletries away. and he took the shampoo from the bathroom?
Starting point is 00:07:26 What's that movie where somebody does that? They're slowly moving out of the house. It's like one of the... Is that that Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston movie? No. No, it's, uh... Damn. Oh, you would know it, too. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Jacks and Brittany, but it's just Jacks selling all of Britney stuff. It's actually Jack's moving back in slowly. That's what that is. But Lisa arrives, and I actually appreciated the joke. I thought it was a good joke. Lisa might be back. I might like Lisa the season. She had a good, this is a good episode.
Starting point is 00:07:57 And it's a good episode. You know what? Recency bias for sure. I do remember last year, she was so annoying. Yeah, she was insufferable. She was with Jody, but constantly talking about Lenny. The season before that was when Lenny broke up with her. So we gave her a full pass on that.
Starting point is 00:08:13 But last season was atrocious from her. Yeah. For whatever reason, starting off the season with this good, deadpan joke, ah, he might have won't be over, Lisa. Here's the thing. Plus, she's going after Larsa, which, fine. Yeah, I'm always going to be team whoever's going against Larsa. I agree.
Starting point is 00:08:31 It was a great first episode. Am I going to dive in like you are? Probably not. I need a little bit more evidence. I can't help it. I just can't help it. This is what you do every time a new season starts. Somebody has a solid show.
Starting point is 00:08:41 You're like, forever for me to like finally pull back. And then I realized I should have done it like three episodes before that. You have to look in the mirror and go, wow, I rode this train for too long. I don't have any mirrors in my house. I took them all out. Yeah, that's. That's actually a metaphor. I don't like to see my perception then.
Starting point is 00:08:58 I follow straight. You know, they say that you don't really look like you look in the mirror. I don't believe that. I don't know. I have no point of reference anymore. I do have a point of reference. Well, Jesus Christ. The point, like, if I'm looking in a mirror and I see your face in a mirror, you still look like you.
Starting point is 00:09:16 So would that not be the same? No, it's how you view yourself only. But I don't know. I think that's bullshit. My pictures look a little different. I agree that there's times that I'm like, oh, I didn't know I look like, whatever. That's not, maybe that's talking about. Maybe Lisa Barlow is on to something with all the face tuning.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Yeah. You know? I was like, this is how I actually look like, guys. This is what I see in the mirror. I see. Meredith Marks jumped on that train, too. That picture she posted like two months ago. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Yeah. Looked like her daughter. I was like, oh, my God. She just did it because Jack came back from Columbia. Is that where he was? I believe so, yeah. Came back from Columbia and she posted all these pictures. Everybody else just looks the same.
Starting point is 00:09:52 And they look at Lisa. Lisa, come on. No. The airbrush away. Don't change. No, don't change. Don't change. Never change.
Starting point is 00:09:59 But like I said, good joke, solid start. She's got to work on her metaphors a little bit. I don't even know if this is a metaphor, just comparisons, perhaps. Probably. I'd rather post like a super, super ugly nude than get back with Lenny. I was like, I think that's housewives in a nutshell. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Yeah, that's deep. I'd rather post an unflattering pick of myself than get back with Lenny. And you're like, well, that's not that big of a deal and she noticed that but to me that's a big deal okay fair enough but they start talking about all the todd shit and uhlexia her defense of him is like you know he realized he fucked up it's like okay that doesn't mean he can't do it again the fact that she's so quick to jump back into it is a longer three weeks later yeah he realized that he couldn't live without me oops okay so how long did it take him to slowly move out of this house he got an apartment
Starting point is 00:10:52 a month before that, he was looking for probably a month before that. So it took him two months to move out fully, but only two to three weeks to realize that he made a mistake. Yeah, and then Numbies ain't Numbes. Numbes don't number, dude. I agree. There's something going on here. It doesn't smell right. I love Marisol's quote, though. What's right for the whole ain't right for the soul. Words to live by. Unbelievable. Yeah, that's like some Nostradama shit. Yeah, dude, put that in a, like Marisol should just have a book of poems. I would love Marisol just had a book of like Marisolisms.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Oh, yeah, that would be great. A little cocktail book, a cocky book. Pattonisms? That's her last name, yeah. Patton. Oh, I get it. Pattenisms. Yeah, there's something there.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Work in general, Patton, in some way. I can't do it. Jesus, we're going off the rails today. But there's some more drama brewing that they discuss, and that's between Larsa and Lisa. And I guess what happened? We get another shout out to catch. I don't know if you guys heard that whole thing. We got to be a Bravo sponsor at this point.
Starting point is 00:11:52 What was the restaurant in New York called? We kept calling a catch. Correct, but it wasn't. No, I don't remember. What was it called? Is it sort of a seat? No, that's a club. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Sure. I don't know. Cope. I don't know. I got nothing for you. I don't remember. It was something with a seat. Keep looking at me and I'm like, I don't know what you want for me.
Starting point is 00:12:14 You are the one to pull those things out sometimes. I thought you might have it. You know what the problem is? We called it catch like 10 times. So many times. people got mad at us and then we kept doing it because people were mad at us, so I don't think I ever recovered. People were genuinely
Starting point is 00:12:26 upset that we didn't know what it was. We need to stop getting mad at us. Yeah, leave us alone. We're trying our best. A couple of dudes. Yeah, a couple of bros talking, talking bravo. But the drama is I'm not even really sure
Starting point is 00:12:42 because I don't know what actually happened at this restaurant, but apparently Lisa and Jody were leaving a restaurant. They saw Marcus sitting at a table. Jody's tight with Marcus and everybody at the table. To my knowledge, the way that Lisa makes it sound as they walked by, said hi, exchanged a few words and left.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Yeah. The way Larson is talking about it is they sat down and talked to them for a little while and then they left. Yeah. I don't know, probably somewhere in the middle. I guess it was because apparently Jody joined all of them for dinner. That night or did he invite him to dinner another night? Oh, maybe it was a different night.
Starting point is 00:13:21 The way that I took it was they all saw each other, and it was all of Jody's bestest friends in the world, according to Lisa, and Marcus, and Jody and her walked over and had a few words, and then she went home, Jody went to dinner with them. Jody joined the table. I guess, yeah, he probably joined the table. That would make more sense. Yeah. And then she went home either way.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Either way, it didn't really seem like that big of a deal. It's not. Yeah. Because Jody's his own person. Yeah. This has nothing to do with, like, Larsa and Mark. and Lisa. Yeah, and this, this is a strike on Marissa and Alexia.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Yeah. Immediately saying, well, you have to control him. What? What do you mean? That's what Larson says. And Larson says the same thing. It's like, what? You can't control your man.
Starting point is 00:14:02 It's like, what? What are you talking about? Like, no, I'm not going to pull him away from a table with his friends there because Larson's fake ex-boyfriend was there. Yeah. Okay. How embarrassing with that. Yeah, that would be awful.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Yeah, the whole thing makes no sense. It seems like Lisa, who, you know, she's been saying, you know, she's been controlled her whole life now she finally feels free seems like she's taking a step in the right direction by not doing that right because i feel like lisa last year the year before probably would have overreacted and done something like that but when i hear that this is how she handled the situation she walked away because that's her friend's ex jody stayed there because that's all of his friends that's a step in the right direction for me when i look at lisa and jody doesn't mature behavior i agree and it's nice to see that i thought she handled herself yeah differently the whole episode than
Starting point is 00:14:47 we've seen in the last two seasons she was yeah yeah she was much better. But this is not Jody's issue. No. This has nothing to do with Jody, especially because of the fake breakup part of it, absolutely. But do you think the A.C. was just really good in that restaurant? He couldn't leave. It was all about the pasta in that restaurant.
Starting point is 00:15:04 AC's the new pasta. A.C.'s the new pasta. Oh, isn't that good? Oh, my God, this is the best A.C. I've ever had in my life. I feel so energized because of this AC. Who were they fooling? I don't know. You're in Miami. and you guys shut the door apart
Starting point is 00:15:21 and you're like you guys want to go do some shots yeah where are you going my room my room why because then I the AC is so much better in there I kept thinking like do you not have AC in the whole house you live in Miami they do
Starting point is 00:15:34 and like 32,000 dollars a year I guess there is like a hundred people in this 6,000 square foot apartment so maybe it does a little warm out there but 6,000 square feet's a lot of square feet that's not a small place that wouldn't get hot from body heat I don't know
Starting point is 00:15:49 And if you're paying $32,000 a month, you better have AC pumping through the house that is... And you're into Miami. That's what I'm saying. Not down there. It doesn't make any sense. It does make sense. We know what they were doing. Miami Heat, the basketball team.
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Starting point is 00:17:14 I'm going to go hang out with Lenny and his girl. Like, we're going to all be good friends because that's what you guys do. And it's like, again, not that. the same thing at all. And Lisa didn't hang out with them. No. Right? So what's the fucking problem? Did you see the text message that Larsa put up to? Or no, Lisa put it up actually. She put up the text. Larson was going off the deep end and immediately. Accusing Lisa of apparently saying to Marcus, I won't tell Larsa that we ran into you. It's like, no, I don't think that she said that. Even if she did, I don't think that that matters. Because again, she left the table.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Yeah. That's what you mean. And she was apparently at Kikis. So like, I don't get it. It's really dumb, but we get to check in with Julia and Martina, who I've got a little bit of an issue with. I never thought I would say that. I'm not Martina. I don't think Martina has any idea what's going on. She doesn't want to be part of it. She was not on the Zoom call. Yeah, no, no.
Starting point is 00:18:06 She doesn't want to be a part of it as she proves later. But they're baby-proofing the house. They got some really good news. The adoption agency called, and they got not one, but two baby boys coming into their house. So they're obviously really excited. This has been a two-year journey watching them try to do this whole thing. So it's nice to see that. But because of this, there was a group FaceTime or a group Zoom, something along those lines.
Starting point is 00:18:31 And during the Zoom, and you see it, it's, you know, six talking heads and then, well, five talking heads and then one picture of Lisa in a, you know, on a yacht. She's the best, man. Isn't she the best? She definitely didn't turn her camera on intentionally because she's like, I love this picture so much. I'm not going to turn my camera on. But the one person missing from this was Gertie. Now, the way that Julia describes this whole thing, Gurdy was on the call.
Starting point is 00:19:02 She left briefly, Julia left briefly to do something and came back to the phone. I thought it was before Julia got on the call. They were all waiting. Okay, maybe it was that. I guess she had seen that like Gertie was on, but then dropped out. She dropped off of the call. Yeah. texted Julia and said, hey, is there another link there?
Starting point is 00:19:18 that I can use to get on to this call. And then texted congrats, and that was it. Yeah, there was a middle part there that we got later from Gertie that was intentionally missing. That's important. Yeah. Everything else that Julia says in this scene, I really support and I really love. They finally, like, Martina is 100% cancer free.
Starting point is 00:19:37 They finally got, uh, the adoption went through. They ended up getting twin boys. Yeah. Love that. She immediately says, I'm not ready to share, you know, my whole life with them. So I'm not going to put them on social media. I'm not going to expose them to the show. Lovely.
Starting point is 00:19:51 That is such a breath of fresh air when it comes to shows like this. I really support that. And then you go into the Gertie thing. I'm like, wait, well, what? This doesn't make sense. I don't get this. It sounds like the call got dropped.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Wait, you're like really mad about this? The call got dropped and she tried to get back on. And you couldn't, you yourself said later, I couldn't find the link to send it. Yeah. What do you want her to do? It sounds like, I mean, Julia is fully in the wrong. This isn't like a miscommunication
Starting point is 00:20:16 with the information that we get later from Gertie. it's full-blown, Julia's in the wrong, and yet she's the one who's mad in creating problems. And re-evaluating their entire friendship. Yeah. He's still tight. Yeah. This makes no sense.
Starting point is 00:20:28 I think it has anything to do with her getting closer to Marisol and Alexia? I mean, it could anytime, like, look, we love Marisol and Alexia for those two. Like, they're entertaining. They bring a lot to the show. But do I trust them? Not necessarily. They're like the dark side of the force. Yeah, kind of.
Starting point is 00:20:47 They're enticing when you see them. You're like, oh, I would like to be part of that crew. I really know why. You start a lot of shit, though. Yeah, you get over there and then you're like, whoa, why are my friendships falling apart? Yeah, maybe that's part of it. I don't really know. But the fact that she's reevaluating everything was over that.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Because even in this moment where she gets to paint the picture, I still didn't agree with her. No, yeah. And even when she's doing it before we even know what Gertie's talking about later, it still just seemed odd. Yeah, it's like she. And it seems like information was missing and I didn't really know what to make of it. It seemed like a moot point that I feel like could have been a miscommunication or Julia overreacting. At no point during any of this conversation. I think that Gertie had ill intent.
Starting point is 00:21:28 No. At all. God, no. I never think she has ill intent ever. I love Gertie. I'm team Gertie until I die. So hopefully we get, I don't even know, like, how we resolve this whole thing. It's going to be interesting to watch them hash it out.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Hopefully it goes away. I think they're still feuding. Yeah, I know, based on the, did you? see the pictures, Gertie posted a picture last night of like the, I don't know if it was like a welcome party or like a watch party or something. Julia got cut out. Yeah. Adriana also cut out Julia. But like fully cut her out. At least with Gertie, it was like, yeah, you can see Julia's right there. Adriana was like, no, Julia. Hey, I don't know. She's got real beef. Adriana and Julia have real beef. They've had beef. This Gertie and a Julia thing is weird. I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:22:14 I really don't get it. Meanwhile, Lisa and Jody are in their role. rental. They're $32,000 a month rental. And look, she's comfy there because it's cozy. It's a nice little cozy, 6,000 square foot condo with a 6,000 square foot balcony. Cousy. It's, you know, it's small. It's humble. We can't be on that side. We've been calling for wealth to come back to house. Oh, no, no. We can't get upset when she calls it cozy. You hold on right now. Okay. All right. I'm just thinking sure. I love that this is how the house is being described. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:50 But I'm just saying that's not a, and even Jody's like, you're 6,000 square feet. Yeah, and even the producers start echoing it out. Yeah, it was funny. So, no, I have no issue with it. This is what we want. We want wealth. So I'm glad. I got to talk about Jody, though.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Yeah. The haircut and the stash being shaved, but nothing else being shaved. He rubs me the wrong way. His look really rubs me the wrong way. Yes. There's just something. there. Yeah. I don't know what it is. I do know what it is because I wrote down Jody looks strange and then I kept watching. I was like, oh, it's his haircut and because
Starting point is 00:23:25 he decided to shave the mustache down to stubble but leave the beard. Yeah. I don't like that. It's the opposite of what I do. Yeah, it's the anti-shooter. Yeah. Which I'm not going to stand for. No, I won't stand for it either. As your friend. Yeah. I will not stand for that bullshit. Anyway, they have 50-50 custody of the kids so Lenny gets them half the time. Lisa gets them half the time, which I don't really know how to comment on that. We don't really know what's going on between those two yet. It seems like she's in pretty good spirits about it. Like it wasn't a good place. Yeah. And I know, you know, she made a comment about how she'd probably be going crazy if she didn't have Jody there, which I believe that. She didn't really go further into, which shows me that she's
Starting point is 00:24:07 in a pretty good place with it. She didn't really like harp on being worried that the kids are with Lenny a lot and what's that going to do. Like she made a couple of jokes here and there. She really didn't get into the Lenny stuff. No, she didn't. Which, yeah, we fully support. We don't want her to. And this was another one of those steps that Lisa took during this episode. She had a really good episode where I'm like, oh, wow, maybe she is like fully past it.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Maybe she's happy with Jody. Do I like Jody? Probably not. But if she's happier, if she's happier and she's more entertaining because she's got a clear head, I'm all for it. Yeah, I agree with that. But another ding against him is we're watching the montage of the kids like running rampant in the house. And her son is like,
Starting point is 00:24:46 like clanks his thing. Oh, we have a speech. And he just goes, I'm British. And Jody's response is, that's the worst speech I've ever heard. I was like, all right, dude. Maybe that's their relationship. Maybe it was a joke, yeah. I just don't like that.
Starting point is 00:24:57 I didn't care for it. Between that, the mustache and the hair, he's just, he's off to a bad start. I mean, at least he's talking to him. Lenny didn't even talk to his son. Okay, that's fair. That's, but it's a big change. Well, hold on. If we're using that as the bar, I mean, the bar is down here.
Starting point is 00:25:11 I'm not saying it's a bar. I'm just saying the kids being interacted with. Got it. At least they're talking. All right, fine. Let's get to Larsa and her mom. And her mom is there because Larsa needs somebody to film with, clearly. That's the only reason I can think of because of how deep they get into this.
Starting point is 00:25:28 We don't really, at least I don't really know Larson's mom. Well, Larsa's got separation anxiety. Okay, we get through that. God. What happened to the podcast? Her kids are all moved out. Oh, I don't. You think they've got like a Jackson-Britney situation every other week?
Starting point is 00:25:41 They're forcing themselves to like... No, I was saying every other week. I'll take it to the... This week, you take it next week. It's like a kid. It's unbelievable. I forgot about their podcast. But yeah, she's getting used to being alone, which is kind of sad.
Starting point is 00:25:57 I will say that. And she goes further into the Marcus stuff. Here's the problem. Okay. And I'm not saying that Marcus is a stand-up dude. I didn't like Marcus when he was on the screen. So I would imagine that, you know, there's a little Nepo baby in there. He's probably not the coolest dude to hang out with.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yeah, probably not. but she is not very trustworthy so listening to her recap what happened and what went down I'm taking everything with a grain of salt and she's talking and obviously the easy thing to do here to throw Marcus under the bus to say well you know his party life was crazy you want to stay at the club till it closed which I believe but it's also a layup because of the pictures that came out with Marcus doing blow uh-huh so it's just hard for me in Larsa's scenes to take it 100% truthful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Who was at last reunion they called that? I was at Julia? Yeah, because we saw the clip later. Talking about how Marcus was with another girl, grab an ass down in Orlando. That was confirmed this episode. It was confirmed this episode, and Larsa backed him at the time
Starting point is 00:27:00 and said, don't talk about him. Like, no chance that that happened. Their whole relationship was bizarre. So who's to say that their breakup is going to be completely normal? And they're not going to lie about it on both ends. I think they're both lying. They're both, definitely.
Starting point is 00:27:13 lying, I think. It's very toxic. The relationship was very toxic. They couldn't be apart for more than like a day. She threw a welcome home party after he was gone for a week. Yeah, he wasn't even gone for that long. I think it was like four days. Yeah. So it's just insane to me that we're supposed to sit here and be like, oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Yeah, thank God you got out of that one, Lars. And we really support you. It's like, no. I don't really care. I don't really care. And I know what you're already doing. You're pushing this. You're getting mad at other people when they have run-ins with them when they clearly walk away from him in Lisa. So I'm just not really going to do it
Starting point is 00:27:45 And again, Larson is the type that would show text messages That's what I thought You show text messages about Lisa You show text messages about everybody on the cast She showed one text from him saying like I'm going to get you and your kids Like when you least expect it or something Which is weird
Starting point is 00:27:59 It's fucking bizarre and awful But he's not a good dude We know he's not a good dude But other than that You're just showing us like Instagram comments where he's like Yeah no I wanted nothing to do with that I'm out
Starting point is 00:28:10 Yeah like whatever it's a toxic break up. It was a toxic relationship. Yeah, that's exactly where I'm at with it. But we get the return of Kiki and Gertie. I was so happy to see these two on screen and they're headed to the yacht. Turns out that Kiki dated the owner of the
Starting point is 00:28:27 Miami Beach Yacht Club. They broke up, but she still uses the yacht. She broke up with him and she still gets the yacht. That's power. I believe that. I fucking believe that. Anything she says, I believe it. If it was anyone else, they'd be like, no way. But Kiki, I'm like, that's definitely true. She's so cool.
Starting point is 00:28:41 She's right? Yeah. Her and Gertie, they're both cool as shit, but Kiki, I don't know, man, she just, she's something about her. She's just cool as shit. Yeah, I agree. And an aura. Yeah, that's the way to put it. She's got an aura.
Starting point is 00:28:53 But we get an update on Gertie and her journey with cancer. And I do believe at this moment, she's cancer-free. I think so. I don't want to make, you know, claims that aren't true. But that's, I think that's what's going on, but she's hesitant to say anything because she's still going through sort of the fallout of it all. And she said, you know, she had six surgeries, four rounds of chemo, and like 20 rounds of radiation. So I'm just glad that she's doing better. And I felt really bad for her because we love Russell.
Starting point is 00:29:24 We love Gertie. We love them together. And now that she's concerned, she's worried that Russell is seeing this as like a caretaking role and not his wife anymore. Just some really real shit. And, you know, we support Gertie. We hope they're able to sort everything out. There's no way Russell's looking at you that way. No chance.
Starting point is 00:29:40 No chance in hell. No chance. No chance. No solid as a rock. But it is sad to hear her talk about it. And don't worry, because Adriana is here now. And I love that. I don't know why I have a soft spot for her.
Starting point is 00:29:53 A lot of people do love Adriana above everybody else on this show. I don't get that. But she does have incredibly entertaining moments. That's what it is. And then there's other times where she takes it way too far and it's not funny anymore. I agree with that. So that's what kind of brings her down for me. But I always do this with her.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I always give her a clean slate at the beginning of the same. season. I like that. I always give her a clean slate and buy, like, episode seven or eight, I get annoyed by her. It's just, it's inevitable. I think that that's the way to do it. Yeah, but this episode, she was so fucking funny. And like, unintentionally funny at the party later, but in this moment, it's like, Adriana's here. All right, here we go. Yeah, let's rip this bandaid off. Why not? And they're talking about Alexia and Todd. And this is what Adriana does that's so entertaining. Because one, in a confessional, she's like, you know, I think it's a bad idea, but I understand where she's coming from. I've been through this. So, like, I get it. Then talking to those two,
Starting point is 00:30:47 she's like, look, I'm here if she needs support. Like, I got her back. I was like, what the fuck? That was funny. It was so funny. Because they clocked it immediately. They're like, yeah, I think you're probably the last person that she's going to come to for support. One, two, and I love Bravo, or whoever produced this one, the editors, because they immediately plug in a montage of her just starting rumors talking shit. Wasn't she the one who ran into him in the lobby when they were leaving Alexias yeah and what the fuck are you doing here i thought you were out of town because she said oh you got like marital issues and he goes right on the nose i can't forget that because she said that 18 fucking times dude right on the nose probably right though and i love that too because
Starting point is 00:31:26 when we see the beginning the four months prior to filming she's sitting on the couch and elixie's going through the whole situation she goes i told you so yeah i know that's why she's great because like she can't come on you know what it is her complete inability to read a room. To be fair, though, she got fucking buried after the comment about seeing Todd
Starting point is 00:31:50 all the way back from the gym in the lobby. She did. Everybody came for her. Everybody questioned the validity. We believed her. We believed her because I don't think she has a reason to lie.
Starting point is 00:31:58 She likes to stir shit up, but if she gets any information, she just blurts it out immediately to whoever wants to listen to it. So I don't think she was lying about any of that. And I love that now because she got buried last year,
Starting point is 00:32:10 instead of taking the high road, Adriana always takes the low road But that's why it's so entertaining Because she doesn't think it's the low road No, she doesn't She thinks that she's actually being a good friend Yes So she's got this weird like
Starting point is 00:32:24 I don't want to call it a balance But when she says she could lean on me If she needs to She really believes that she could lean on her If she needs to Oh I know And in the same moment she's like Because I was right on the nose
Starting point is 00:32:35 Right on the nose Like that's probably what she believes She's like I'm sought out after as the truth teller of the group. So if she needs me, she can come to me. It's like, no, she fucking hates you. She doesn't like you.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Because you told the truth to everyone. Yep, pretty much. But let's get to Alexia and Larsa. They go out to dinner. And you can tell this Todd thing's going to be a saga. And I don't know if I'm going to enjoy it. I don't think I'm going to enjoy it. I think I'm going to get irritated pretty quick.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Because Larsa's trying to have like a, you know, girl, girl moment where she's like, oh, hey, we're both single. And Alexis, like, I'm not single. You're not single until your heart's single. I was like, boo. I think that's a pretty good line, though. Yeah, but not. Romantic in me?
Starting point is 00:33:19 Sure, but not in regards to Todd. No, definitely. That's my point. See, like, I think that this whole saga is just going to wear thin on us. Yeah. Because, not because we're even going to question whether or not it's legit. We're just not going to care. No.
Starting point is 00:33:35 And I don't care if it's a weird situation and you're just telling the truth that you guys did do all of those things that Todd did move out front of Frankie and he was planning on moving out but you guys were still having sex like i don't know why you had to include that in the conversation but whatever and now you guys got back together two or three weeks later like even if all of that is 100% true you drag this on for like four or five six episodes i'm going to be so bored by the second episode oh i was going to say four five or six i was like dude if this is bored is just the first step okay six we're going to be pissed on livid yeah i don't want to deal with that shit the whole time and larsa to her credits like hey just keep your guard up like careful
Starting point is 00:34:10 what if this happens again that's life no no you don't have to put yourself in this spot again who was crying because she just had her she's like this is the third time I've got divorced it's like that's life that's life yeah dude I don't know
Starting point is 00:34:25 it's gonna get pretty messy I think but they're talking about Marcus and the paparazzi catching the girl leaving and we got confirmation that that was true because we heard that last season we hear some of these threatening text messages again if this was actually what he said and sent like yeah that's pretty fucked up i do believe this is a two-way street with these two
Starting point is 00:34:45 there's no way it's one-sided but she goes in about lisa and why she's so upset with how things went down that lisa doesn't have her back that she's upset with her because what kind of friend would do that like she the funny thing is the things that larsa's saying about lisa are wrong no like she lives in her own world she's only concerned about herself blah blah about like those are all true they just don't apply here no they don't apply here but they also are true about you oh yeah i know so like why that'll know like you can't get you're on a high horse of some reason i don't know of your own doing you're on a high horse of some reason of some i i i can't it's just anytime that the hypocrisy pops up i like i never know how to handle it i don't either
Starting point is 00:35:30 like wait whoa whoa whoa who are you describing here but she you know that like oh yeah it's it's larissa she's the queen because here's the thing with Larsa. Like, her biggest downfall, and I could enjoy a villain like Larsa on a different show. Yeah. You know, and it's not the... We're on traders. She'd be great on traders.
Starting point is 00:35:49 And I'm not saying, get her off. She's a... Put Marcus on Traders, too. Oh, my God. Put them both on Traders at the same time. Fuck yeah. Ooh, put them both on Love Island. Ah.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Yeah. I want that. Put them both on Traders and then put Michael on Traders, too. There's no way he would do that. No. But, God, that would be great. He's announcing next year. or not announcing, but he's going to do, like, analysts.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Comptating? Yeah. Oh, really? I think he's joining inside the NBA. Mm-hmm. They're moving to ESPN, yeah. So he's going to be with, like, Charles and Shaq. Is that going to be good?
Starting point is 00:36:20 Or is he too... No, I think he's going to be awful, actually. Yeah, I don't think that's, like, his role. I don't know if he's too serious. It's just, like, he's in a different world than everybody else. Well, yeah, definitely. And I don't see him... Like, the banter on that show is incredible.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I just don't see how he fits into that. He's just going to wear his championship rings every day. And if somebody says, something to him. He's just going to hold his hand up and wave. Hey guys. Yeah. Hey, what's up? What were we talking about before we got MJ? We're talking about Larsa being. Oh, that's the thing. So why I get so irritated by Larsa? Because again, there's villains on other shows that are similar to her. But where she's different is the complete and utter lack of any kind of introspection. Yeah. She's never able to see where she can be somewhat wrong in a situation. It's
Starting point is 00:37:06 always somebody else's fault. There's always a big lie or rumor that she makes up to try to support her. You can tell that she just made it up on the spot. That irritates the shit out of me, too. So do I think she's an integral part of this show? Yeah. She needs to be on Miami, but I just find myself every time she's on screen, like rolling my eyes. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Let's get to Jody's birthday. Let's go getting the A.C. Happy birthday, Jody. Happy birthday, Jody. Let's go do some A.C. Does that stand for awesome? Do some A.C? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:34 All right. Let's go turn. Turn on the air conditioner. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go breathe in some AC. There you go. Get a whip of this, AC.
Starting point is 00:37:46 But we got to ingest this. Wait until it hits the back of your throat. Take a deep breath. Oh, that's some great AC. I love this air conditioner. Anyway, Jody's birthday party, Adriana and her man arrived first. I thought it was funny in the beginning. I'm like, oh, she's just so eager to get there.
Starting point is 00:38:05 she wanted to be there first to make sure everybody sees her man don't worry everybody's going to see it yeah they're not going to miss because you guys are marquis he is a marquis a marky what that means is like a duke i think it's just it's sort of like a lord like in england okay there's like a million of them out there yeah yeah okay that's i wasn't really sure but yeah you know he's he's in the aristocracy as they say marquis amari right i believe so yeah amari and he's a marquis that's amari That's a Maori. That's, I guess, Italian. Yeah, now we're just doing too many European countries.
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Starting point is 00:40:06 Listen to Unspooled wherever you get your podcast. And don't forget to hit the follow button. Now, I don't know if you caught this or not, because I had to rewind it and play it again to make sure I heard correctly. You've rewound and watched them make out on the couch in front of Steve? Yeah, just nonstop. No. No, no. When Kiki says happy birthday to Jody, did you notice what happened?
Starting point is 00:40:30 No. It was one of those moments like when someone. Somebody says, you know, if you buy a coffee, the coffee shop, and they're like, oh, enjoy. And it's like, oh, you too. Oh, yeah. Did he say you too? Worse. She goes, happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:40:44 He goes, happy birthday. He's like, like the AC aside, he seems like the most extremely awkward person around. Oh, my God. Yeah. Just uncomfortable. The conversation with Lars that was like, uh, uh, I don't know. He had no idea what to do. I don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:41:01 We'll talk about it later. Yeah. Another time. I got to do some AC. God, happy birthday? Happy birthday? To you?
Starting point is 00:41:08 What's your birthday? All right, bye. I love you. That's, but yeah, he literally goes, she says happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:41:14 And he goes, happy birthday. I was like, oh, Jesus, Jody. Oh, what a birthday. To the point, and then I'm like,
Starting point is 00:41:18 is it Kiki's birthday, too? I don't believe it was. So that was funny as shit to me, but maybe he's just so confused because it seemed like Lisa's party and not his. It was Lisa's part. So he doesn't know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:41:28 She had an outfit change for his birthday party. He's probably just so confused. Like, is it my birthday? Whose birthday is it? Whose party is this? And that's the funniest part. It's the housewarming party? As people are saying these things to Lisa, like Larsa, they say, you live in your own world.
Starting point is 00:41:44 It's Lisa land. Case in point, Lisa, look at this party. Like, that's where I agree with Larson. I don't know if Lisa would actually deny that. I mean, to Larsa, sure. She did last year. Yeah, well, last year is, you know, clean slate. Come on.
Starting point is 00:42:00 New season. You're right. You're right. She's off to a good stuff. a lot of shit last year. I don't see. You're going to make me not like her. She's off to a good start.
Starting point is 00:42:09 But I guess Julia and Adriana, they're not talking as much. And this might give some support to your theory of the Alexia Maris Hall effect. Because as Julia got closer to those two, she got further away from Adriana. Now, again, this is Adriana saying this. Yeah. I don't always trust her. It did seem like. Julia is more of like wear my heart on my sleeve type of person or so she's in a situation with Gertie of her own doing that you can tell immediately oh fuck something's up like you feel some type of way about this she was overly nice to Julia and talking about oh now I understand why you know you're so busy all the time it's because of this guy it's like okay yeah that's fun that's nice and like Martina was very nice to her so I think it might just be Adriana's feelings but if we remember correctly in the first season that they came back.
Starting point is 00:43:03 from hiatus, Marisol and Alexia would always talk about how Adriana wanted to be friends with them so bad, but they couldn't stand her. They were still talking about it last year. And that's probably ringing true. That's exactly what it is. So maybe Adriana's sitting, and I'm not saying this is for sure, but maybe Adriana's sitting there like, why is it so easy for Julia to go over and be friends with them? Oh, maybe. It's a bit of jealousy. Ah, okay. Yeah. I think that, I think that's probably what we're looking at here. That's definitely a big part of it, if not the whole thing. I agree. Nice call but gertie arrives and she goes up to julia and martina in one of the most awkward introductions ever she's like oh my god hi i'm so happy to see you congrats i don't even think either of them spoke
Starting point is 00:43:43 no they just stood there like martina just stood there smiling awkward as shit very she didn't know what to do she doesn't know she doesn't look she's there she's supportive yeah that's all we need from her but i don't think julia said a word no not really but but Based on the Zoom call is why we're doing this, that's crazy to me. That's absolutely crazy. It's actually really funny, too, and I'll read it later, but before we started, I just wanted to take a peek at like the questions. Somebody even said, is this dragging on too long?
Starting point is 00:44:12 Yes. And I was like, wait, it's the first episode. Are we really doing this already? But it might be. But kind of. The writing is on the wall. This could be dragging on for too long. And honestly, one episode might be too long.
Starting point is 00:44:23 If they don't solve this quickly, then yeah, one episode is too much. Yeah. I'm still trying to understand it. We'll have to see, we'll probably get a conversation with Julia sitting down with Alexia and Marisol about the whole situation. That's not good. And we'll see. They might tell her how to feel about this and perpetuate it and make it even worse. Yeah, that's not where they're going to shine. No. That's not the moment. No, boy. It's funny when they do that. It is. Again, they're great for who they are. Yeah. It's just, I don't know. I hope this one doesn't drag on, but Lisa and Larsa have their first conversation of the evening. Lisa says, hi.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Larsa says, I called and texted you, and Lisa gave the worst excuses ever. I didn't get it. I don't, uh, did I call you? I don't know if I called you. Larson's like, no, dude. What? Uh, mm-hmm. She goes, are you drunk?
Starting point is 00:45:20 She goes, yeah, sure. Yeah, drunk. Sure. Thanks for that, Al. I got to pee. Bye. Uh, I think she was a little drunk. But fine, funny.
Starting point is 00:45:30 But you know what you don't do is go up to Jody at his party and bring up the Marcus shit? Of course she does. You shouldn't. No one else is going to do it. But why would you go to Jody? And then she also says, I don't blame Jody. I was like, Jody's the only one that really had an interaction with Marcus, like, worth any weight. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:50 So why would you be mad at Lisa and not Jody? It is actually really funny. This just kind of clicked right now. The first scene, after all the pre-season. stuff, was Marisol saying, I should have a conversation with Jody? Should I do it at his birthday party? Jokingly. And Lisa, jokingly
Starting point is 00:46:06 says, not unless you want to get your ass kicked out. Oh, foreshadowing. Uh-huh. Wow. How about that? Love that. Love a good callback. Yeah. Interesting. And you can tell Jody wants no part of it. He doesn't know what to say. He doesn't know how to respond. He's standing there awkward as shit. Staring at his bedroom door. Just waiting
Starting point is 00:46:22 to go into the AC. And see it creeping out from underneath. Yeah. It's like a cold air. Holy shit, it's 58 degrees in that bad boy. He's looking at his boys, trying to tell him to, like, steal third. No, he's trying, yeah, that's exactly what's going. They're all making eye contact, very wide-eyed eye contact around the party.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Everybody here? All right, let's do this. How many times do we discuss this now? Not enough. Not nearly enough. And the funniest is during all of this on the couch, Adriana and the Marquis, Amari, are just playing tonsil hockey. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Asking about how many times they can boink in one day. Pretty impressive, though. She was speaking French to him, which is cool. She was. Big fan of that. That's pretty cool. But, like, I wonder if Steve speaks French, because he's sitting there while. He's got his phone out.
Starting point is 00:47:12 He's, like, checking his email, looks over. He just kind of looks at them, like, what the fuck? Didn't we see Steve go to something last year that he doesn't normally do? He went to, like, one of the dude parties or something. Maybe. Like, oh, fucking Steve's here. Yeah, maybe. Because even the guys were like, Steve, you never come out.
Starting point is 00:47:26 It's just a great dude. Love Steve. Something's going to come out awful about him. And we're going to be like, oh, shit. Every time. We have to stop saying that. I know. Every time we like somebody.
Starting point is 00:47:34 That's a good point. Damn it. Let's get to Gertie and Martina. Because Gertie's trying to figure out what's going on. She's like, I feel like I'm out of the loop here. Like, what the hell is up with this whole thing? Martinez like, ah, shit. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Something about the call. I got to go. Go talk to her. I got to go check on the kids or something. I love the end of the exchange. It's just Martina saying that she needed to go get a drink. And Gertie's like, oh, good for you. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You, Martina wants nothing to do with it. But the extent of which Martina understands the situation is where we are. Yeah. Something about our Zoom call. I don't know. It's between you and Julia.
Starting point is 00:48:12 I have to take her side, but I'm not entirely sure what you did do. It's like, thanks, Martina. That's actually what all of us in the audience are doing. Yeah, she's us, which is great. But we get more information about what happened. And this is important. So she couldn't get into the Zoom. then she had an appointment.
Starting point is 00:48:31 So she tried to text Julia. Hey, first of all, we know she tried to text for the link. Julia couldn't figure it out. She was too frazzled in the moment, I guess. So then she texted her afterwards and said, hey, like, what happened? What's the big news? And Julia's response was you can read about it in the articles. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Julia is 150% wrong. Yeah. I don't see what Gertie did wrong. And then she's mad at Gertie. It doesn't make sense. Like Gertie didn't try hard enough to get back. back into the Zoom? That's what it's...
Starting point is 00:49:00 Because when she says earlier, she texted me for the link, she's like, it's out there. I was like, what? It's out there? It just sounds like Julia doesn't understand technology. Or she's trying to find a reason to be mad. Yeah. I just don't really understand any of it. Like, there has to be more here.
Starting point is 00:49:18 And if there's not more here, then a better end quick. I agree. Yeah. I think there's more there than it's like, all right, yeah, we'll see. It's not going to. We know they're still not cool now. Yeah, no, it's not going to. but like there's little bits and pieces
Starting point is 00:49:30 and Julia's never that clear when she's explaining things but she did say you know it's been going on for a bit there's some things some comments or whatever so maybe there is more but she didn't really get into it so there could be something else maybe it's been kind of like it hit a tipping
Starting point is 00:49:46 point and then the Zoom call when Gertie dropped was like the end of it for her some shit leading up to it at least in Julia's minds but it doesn't seem like when Gertie's talking about it there's nothing she's flabbergasted Yeah, she's very confused, so I don't think there's anything there, honestly. I don't either.
Starting point is 00:50:02 I think it's going to be a big, fat, nothing burger. Yeah. But Joie and his friends finally get to go to the room for some AC. They're super stoked. Good job, boys. And then Lisa and Larsa have their second conversation of the night. They end up having three total. But the market shit comes up, and Larsa's throwing stones.
Starting point is 00:50:22 And that's what she does best. She's talking all this shit to Lisa. And she's like, oh, you can't influence a guy who's dick you suck. every night it's like what the fuck yeah why is this jody's problem like what did he do wrong just because you broke up with a guy that you dated for what how long they actually date they said for a year and they've broken up like four times throughout that year so let's say five months let's say five months yeah i'll get them five months yeah what is jody supposed to do i don't know and there's also no evidence that jody sat there and talked to marcus all of his friends were there maybe he sat down
Starting point is 00:50:55 next to his friends and talk to them and Marcus was at the other side of the table. There's a lot that could have happened in that situation. He could easily, and not that he's going to, because he apparently can't form sentences when he's talking to other people, but he could easily come out and say, yeah, you know, I knew that like things were a little weird. I didn't really want to get involved, but all my friends were there. I hung out with my friends and he was on the other side. But he doesn't owe Larsa that explanation.
Starting point is 00:51:15 He doesn't owe Larsa that explanation. And if that were to come out, Larsa, of course, would still spin it in a different way. Yeah. But it's just useless. Like going up up against Larsa when she feels like she has you caught. in a trap, you can't win. I think Lisa won. Lisa definitely won because she had home field.
Starting point is 00:51:32 That's probably why. If Lisa didn't have home field, Larson would come out of there thinking that she won. I thought Lisa held her own actually. Lisa held her own greatly. Because Larsa's going in on her. And then this is where she loses credibility because she starts saying things like, oh, you know, all Marcus did was like say how cheap Jody was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:49 You know, they never hung out until I came into the picture. Now they're what? They're best friends. Like, that doesn't make sense. It's like, you just sound insecure right now. This doesn't sound like a Jody problem once again. But this is not even remotely similar to the Lenny and Lisa thing. And she keeps trying to use that.
Starting point is 00:52:08 When you and Lenny got divorced, it's like right there, period, is the difference. Divorced, right? 15 years, two kids, assets, financial problems, lawyers, all of those things. We watched her go through it all last year. Were we tired of watching it? Absolutely, we were. but we understand that's what happens it's not the same it's not even kind of the same it's insulting to compare the two after watching what she went through it the whole thing your big thing is you're
Starting point is 00:52:35 embarrassed because you have to explain and i don't know why it's your job to explain either that marcus was doing drugs again you guys are broken up you can say that's why like that's a layout not to mention you throw your kids in there in this conversation he was living with me and my kids that's fake you're like fucking 20 to like 14 i know they're more than old enough to understand what's going on. They probably understand who you are and what you do. So, yeah, this is probably par for the course for them. They're not Lisa's kids who are less than 10 years old.
Starting point is 00:53:06 It's a completely different situation. I agree. It's just dumb to even bring it up, honestly. But you can tell Lisa's feeling a little confident because she's like, you know, Jody and I left a real party for your fake breakup. And that set Larsa. That was a good line. It's a great line.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Really good line. And she even, I like that she didn't back down. She's like, you guys broke up, what, four times? Like, none of it seems real. And then Gertie with the confessional, she's like, she's got TMZ on speed down. Like, fuck, yeah, Gurdy's still pissed at her from last season, so that's great.
Starting point is 00:53:34 She should be. Yeah. She should be pissed at her forever for what she did to her with the whole cancer diagnosis thing. That was insane to me. Lisa kind of didn't do great either last year. We're not talking about Lisa. Yeah, she made the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:53:45 I know. Yeah, she made it about her, but we're not talking about Lisa. We're talking about Larsa right now. We're team Lisa for the time. We are. We are. Yeah. But Larsa crashes out.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Like, she's losing it. And I don't think she's used to this. She usually has a better handle. Like, we've seen her lose arguments before, but she didn't think she was losing the argument. This is the first time you can really see her, like, scrambling, like, oh, shit. And she's just saying whatever she can to her, she's throwing things out there. Marisol saying that Lisa drank too much.
Starting point is 00:54:13 And again, I'm watching all these interactions. I'm like, she doesn't seem bombed. She's not bombed, but also I love that this didn't blow up when she told Marisol coming from you. it shouldn't blow up coming from you and then marisle's like oh yeah just coming from me yeah I guess that's a pretty good point it is a great all right cool I'm gonna sit back down take a seat yep and this also doesn't involve you really but she goes to the bathroom she's sobbing kiki even says like I've never seen her ugly cry like this which tells you that Lisa really got under it's a nice job Lisa and she comes back out of the bathroom mind you she's been kicked out
Starting point is 00:54:49 of the party at this point because she called Lisa a bitch in her own house as we know from, what is it, Salt Lake? Yeah. Yeah, you can't go to someone's house and call them a bitch. It's a big no-no in Housewives' world. What confused me about this whole entire scene, though, was how much support Larsa had.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Yeah. Which made me question, okay, what happened at the dinner then? Is there more information that we're missing? We don't. Because Marisol saying how rude Lisa is being, Alexia is saying how rude Lisa is being, everyone there is like, oh, this is too much, this is that, it's like, is it?
Starting point is 00:55:22 I don't know. it's always an issue whenever Larsa gets involved in something and she feels like when she is losing, there's always support the flocks to her for some reason. I know. And it's always been that way and we can't really figure it out while we're watching this because I don't know one person that watches Miami that's like, I love Larsa. We all agree she's great for the show. There's like three commenters and they're going to come back up now that we started up again.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Remember and they always are team Larsa. I think it's Larsa and Marcus. It could be. Well, maybe it's just Larson now. there's actually more people going against Larissa in our comments, two more people because there's two fake comments. That's a good point. Separated anxiety.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Yeah. Oh, that's call it a comeback. Let's trademark that before she gets it. Boom, done. We know how to do that. But once she sat back down from the bathroom trying to, I don't even know if she's trying to calm the situation. She's trying to get Lisa to see it her way, I guess. I don't really know, but she starts to ramp it up a little bit. Says, you live in Lisa land.
Starting point is 00:56:20 And like, you're an all. she keeps saying over and over again is fake breakup like what he's stupid blah blah blah it's like everybody here thinks it's fake everybody watching thought it was fake no one's on your team with this one and crashing out at somebody else's house and birthday party's not going to bode well for you but i was not expecting was Lisa from the top rope the whole world knows who you are get out yeah i don't know you can't come back can't come back from that that's vicious deserved yep very deserved now that's the problem we think it's deserved Will everybody in the cast think it's deserved? Probably not.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Apparently not. Apparently they're all team Larson. So are we going to have to endure a follow-up episode with the fallout from this where Alexia, Marisol, Kiki are all sitting down with Lisa saying, hey, you were wrong for doing that. When she wasn't, she was right for doing that. No. And the problem with a reconciliation episode, because we're probably going to see it, these two our best friends. You can't talk logic to Larsa.
Starting point is 00:57:17 No. Even after trying to explain to her that outing Gertie's cancer diagnosis, was diabolical, she still defended herself. Yeah. You can't see that one. You have to like, you have to take these moments and just remember them for the rest of your life when you are able to actually knock her down a peg in a moment. Oh, Lisa?
Starting point is 00:57:37 Yeah. For Lisa or whoever is going after Larsa, you have to just revel in that glory for a little bit. Just remember it every once in a while. Like, ah, that was such a good night. You guys remember that? I was able to just lay a haymaker on her. and then yeah the reconciliation has to be got to pay her a couple compliments she's fine after that
Starting point is 00:57:55 she'll be good at yeah we've seen that you know that but larsa's leaving and she's like i didn't even want to make this about me i'm like what are you talking about you as soon as you walked him you went up to the birthday boy at his party and talk to him about it god you all you wanted to do is make it about you larza and that's all you ever do and that's why you're so you didn't even bring any air conditioning you didn't maybe that's why jody wasn't fucking with yeah if you brought some A.C. You got some A.C.? Did you bring some A.C. from home? Did you bring a portable air conditioner? Mm-hmm. Come on into my bedroom. Come on in. But, yeah. The episode finishes out with Kenny G. playing Happy Birthday, which was cool.
Starting point is 00:58:32 That's really cool. Yeah. Just an outstanding start to the season. Super stoked. Excited for the air horn. And let's get to some questions. First up here from AJJ 265, will you miss Dr. Nicole? Yes. Thorly. Yeah. So miss her so much. And Anthony. No one else is going yacht shopping. You know? I know.
Starting point is 00:58:54 We're shopping for their third home in Miami. They're the best. They are. I bet she'll be back next season. Here you go. From B. Reedy 13-126, Jody's facial hair is giving Amish vibes. Agree or disagree. There you go.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Thank you. Somebody pointed it out. I knew I wasn't nuts. Something going on there. From Hotcakes, 1987. No question. Just refreshing to see them back on. Their true friendships.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Love them all. Agreed. Agreed. It is so nice to have them back. From M. Frank 91, we still don't like Larsa, right? Most of the cast irks me besides Adriana. See, there's an Adriana one. Random, and that's crazier to me.
Starting point is 00:59:33 And no shade, like who you like. Yeah. No one else on this cast annoys you, but Adriana does? Sorry, the other way. Yes. The whole cast annoys you, but Adriana does not? That doesn't make any sense to me. Here's the question from Diana and Jerry.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Do you agree that Julia is dragging this non-issue with Gertie? Yes. Yeah, dragged on for way too long. It's still going. Yeah, two scenes. Too much. Two scenes, too many. It just does not make sense.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Way too much. And last one here, I feel like we made this pretty clear, but from Vanez, team Larsa versus Team Lisa, we're Team Lisa. We're Team Lisa. Don't you forget it. And Team Julia versus Team Gertie. We're Team Gertie. I feel like they're obvious answers.
Starting point is 01:00:16 They should be, dude, but. I can't wait. these shows? Who knows? We'll see. We will see in the comment section once we post this. I'm very curious where everyone else stands. It seems so cut and dry to me, but hey, that's what's great about these shows. There's a lot of differing opinions out there.
Starting point is 01:00:32 They do keep you thinking. And God forbid you have a differing opinion. You'll have six people telling you how awful of a person you are. God. God, I love it. I don't know how we sleep at night. Very soundly. That's all I got. You got anything else? Nope. Well,
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