Bros & Shows - It's Not About the AC!! (RHOM Full Recap)
Episode Date: June 13, 2025What's up Bros? One of our favorites is finally back on our screens, and my goodness what a season opener. Todd and Alexia split but then get back together in the first 2 minutes of the show. Lisa and... Larsa are at odds already because Lisa and Jody ran into Marcus at a restaurant. Julia is mad at Guerdy because of a zoom call debacle and we are firmly Team Guerdy here. Kiki is still a delight but we find out that she is no longer dating her man from last year. Lisa throws a party for herself disguised as a birthday party for Jody. This was a stellar season premiere and we can't tell you how stoked we are to have Miami back on our screens! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Dude, we are so back.
We couldn't be more back.
I couldn't agree with you more.
I just got, I'm so excited that I can't even talk because that's how back we are.
It's going to be a tough episode.
Woo!
my bros and shows.
Bros and shows.
Brows and shows.
I got to have me
my bros and shows.
Good evening, everybody.
Welcome back to another episode
of Bros. and Shows.
I'm your co-host,
Steele Russell,
joined as always by the one and only
Mr. Worldwide.
Mr. Goots.
What's up, dude?
Before you guys go check your
listening devices,
whatever it is that you're listening on,
make sure that it is at one time.
Not 1.5.
Steel is actually talking
really fast because he's excited.
I'm super duper excited because I finally
get to do this.
We're back with Miami.
One of the best shows on Bravo.
This is one of the best season
openers. I've seen so much shit happen.
They got right into it. They wasted no time.
If you're not watching this show, we've said this
for so long. If you're not watching this,
I damn it god damn show slow down okay deep breath if you're not watching Miami do yourselves
a favor and watch Miami because it's phenomenal it is it's phenomenal and I love that you say
they got right into it got into what I don't know none of it's real I don't know but that's
fine I don't really care I love it the way that they start off this episode had me dying
because obviously we've seen the reports you know Alexia and Todd
they're on the outs they're breaking up he moved out all this shit and then a couple of months later we didn't really know what to make of it but we're like oh wait was that fake we saw them walking on the beach holding the hands making out now we find out that it's not really fake but it's probably one of those weird situations that we don't know exactly what it is yeah there's some we need a storyline no i think it's a financial thing oh you think it's because of that's what i said a while ago i'm going to hold on to that until you know other evidence comes back up but it's so funny they pick up cameras and then the scene ends and it's
Four months later.
April.
Wait, we sent cameras down to Miami to film this.
They got all glammed up just to go over to Larson's to talk about this.
Yep.
And nothing happened?
No, nothing happened in that moment.
They just see like the montage of Todd and Alexei getting married,
then the fallout from and her talking about it.
But that's the funniest part is because when we get to Alexia and Marisol at dinner together,
all of that's pretty much null and void because now they're back together.
But Marisol doesn't know about it because she was in Japan.
Right, but she had to find out via the press, and she's not happy about that.
Marisol's husband, by the way, number one guy in the group, right?
Oh, easily.
Anthony was, Dr. Nicole's gone.
Yeah, I know.
She does come back, I guess, is maybe a scene or two here and there, at least from the trailer.
But right now, Steve, I believe his name is?
Steve.
Number one guy in the group.
He has been, though, I don't know, because, like, I agree that Anthony was, but Steve's always been a frontrunner,
because every time we see him, he's mellow, he doesn't really get involved.
We like Steve a lot.
It's just this show has the fun.
funniest structure.
There's only five, well, I guess six when, what's her name, Stephanie?
Yeah, Stephanie.
So I guess they will have six full-time housewives, but everybody else is just a friend of.
Yep.
Anybody else can pop up in this show and they're a friend of.
Well, Marisol is a friend of.
I know.
She's always been, yeah.
It's more camera time than half of the housewives of other franchises.
Marisol is great, though.
I remember the first season we did this.
Neither of us really liked Marisol.
You have to get used to her.
But it was, yeah, I don't think she's changed a whole lot.
I think Alexia's changed a little bit.
She's chilled out a little bit.
think so some flare ups here and there but i remember originally not liking either of them i'm
really getting aggravated when they would talk shit on other people and kind of like push people out
now i just like them now i think marisole is one of the most enjoyable people on the show i do too but
you have to get through that's what i was saying like we got used to how she is you got to cut through
cockies yeah you could get through the cockies you get to know who she is a little bit but like i said
alexia and marisol are talking through everything and they're about to have dinner with lisa so they
want to get all the shit talking out before she arrives.
And as we know, that was the best part about this season because it took so long for
it to come out.
We know everything that happened in the meantime.
Yeah.
Because it was so prominent in the press.
Obviously, Lenny and his fiancee broke off their engagement.
Who would have seen that coming?
I was floored by that news.
I think he did it because he creased his shoes during the engagement and he just never really forgave her.
Yeah, probably because he had to stand in his tippy toes to get.
same light and then he creased his cool shoes his cool guy's shoes
oh they're so sick those fucking shoes man i forgot about the shoes
i made a real about that yeah i was so upset you were down the shore
i know i was trying to enjoy my morning beautiful day nice morning got a good cup of coffee
about to go to the beach with your daughter probably yep couldn't expect a better day yeah
and then lenny and then lenny and his shoes those goddamn shoes i woke up that
morning what the fuck is this yep oh god seals already ramping yeah still
pissed off about something. It is 8.15.
I went to Wawa, got coffee, got home, and was like,
well, fuck this. But anyway,
obviously we get a Todd update between these two,
and she's explaining her side of everything, I suppose,
and she's like, you know, I do love Todd,
and we're not finished yet, and I want to see where this whole thing goes.
I mean, I don't know. We'll see it shake out during the season.
I imagine that if it is not financial,
this does seem like some kind of move i just can't financial concerns financial conditions
come to my mind immediately with this well there's been rumors trust him yeah and there were rumors
i just can't figure out the angle i don't i mean todd's not my favorite it's something it's
definitely not on the up-and-up whatever this is it seems sketchy yeah it definitely seems sketchy i'm
not exactly sure what it is so i'm just going to stay in the financial financial sector okay
And then I'll probably move around freely as I keep going.
But I don't think I'm ever going to land on, oh, wow, they were really just going through it.
Because even when she explains what happened, she's like, you know, I got home and all of his shit was gone.
He moved out in front of Frankie, which is ridiculous.
Justice for Frankie, that's bullshit.
But the whole thing's weird.
He got an apartment a month prior and then moved into that apartment with his kid.
And he was slowly moving out.
He was putting toiletries away.
and he took the shampoo from the bathroom?
What's that movie where somebody does that?
They're slowly moving out of the house.
It's like one of the...
Is that that Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston movie?
No. No, it's, uh...
Damn.
Oh, you would know it, too.
Fuck.
Jacks and Brittany, but it's just Jacks selling all of Britney stuff.
It's actually Jack's moving back in slowly.
That's what that is.
But Lisa arrives, and I actually appreciated the joke.
I thought it was a good joke.
Lisa might be back.
I might like Lisa the season.
She had a good, this is a good episode.
And it's a good episode.
You know what?
Recency bias for sure.
I do remember last year, she was so annoying.
Yeah, she was insufferable.
She was with Jody, but constantly talking about Lenny.
The season before that was when Lenny broke up with her.
So we gave her a full pass on that.
But last season was atrocious from her.
Yeah.
For whatever reason, starting off the season with this good, deadpan joke,
ah, he might have won't be over, Lisa.
Here's the thing.
Plus, she's going after Larsa, which, fine.
Yeah, I'm always going to be team whoever's going against Larsa.
I agree.
It was a great first episode.
Am I going to dive in like you are?
Probably not.
I need a little bit more evidence.
I can't help it.
I just can't help it.
This is what you do every time a new season starts.
Somebody has a solid show.
You're like, forever for me to like finally pull back.
And then I realized I should have done it like three episodes before that.
You have to look in the mirror and go, wow, I rode this train for too long.
I don't have any mirrors in my house.
I took them all out.
Yeah, that's.
That's actually a metaphor.
I don't like to see my perception then.
I follow straight.
You know, they say that you don't really look like you look in the mirror.
I don't believe that.
I don't know.
I have no point of reference anymore.
I do have a point of reference.
Well, Jesus Christ.
The point, like, if I'm looking in a mirror and I see your face in a mirror, you still look like you.
So would that not be the same?
No, it's how you view yourself only.
But I don't know.
I think that's bullshit.
My pictures look a little different.
I agree that there's times that I'm like, oh, I didn't know I look like, whatever.
That's not, maybe that's talking about.
Maybe Lisa Barlow is on to something with all the face tuning.
Yeah.
You know?
I was like, this is how I actually look like, guys.
This is what I see in the mirror.
I see.
Meredith Marks jumped on that train, too.
That picture she posted like two months ago.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Looked like her daughter.
I was like, oh, my God.
She just did it because Jack came back from Columbia.
Is that where he was?
I believe so, yeah.
Came back from Columbia and she posted all these pictures.
Everybody else just looks the same.
And they look at Lisa.
Lisa, come on.
No.
The airbrush away.
Don't change.
No, don't change.
Don't change.
Never change.
But like I said, good joke, solid start.
She's got to work on her metaphors a little bit.
I don't even know if this is a metaphor, just comparisons, perhaps.
Probably.
I'd rather post like a super, super ugly nude than get back with Lenny.
I was like, I think that's housewives in a nutshell.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's deep.
I'd rather post an unflattering pick of myself than get back with Lenny.
And you're like, well,
that's not that big of a deal and she noticed that but to me that's a big deal okay fair enough
but they start talking about all the todd shit and uhlexia her defense of him is like you know he
realized he fucked up it's like okay that doesn't mean he can't do it again the fact that she's so
quick to jump back into it is a longer three weeks later yeah he realized that he couldn't live
without me oops okay so how long did it take him to slowly move out of this house he got an apartment
a month before that, he was looking for probably a month before that.
So it took him two months to move out fully, but only two to three weeks to realize
that he made a mistake. Yeah, and then Numbies ain't Numbes. Numbes don't number, dude. I agree.
There's something going on here. It doesn't smell right. I love Marisol's quote, though. What's
right for the whole ain't right for the soul. Words to live by.
Unbelievable. Yeah, that's like some Nostradama shit.
Yeah, dude, put that in a, like Marisol should just have a book of poems. I would love
Marisol just had a book of like Marisolisms.
Oh, yeah, that would be great.
A little cocktail book, a cocky book.
Pattonisms?
That's her last name, yeah.
Patton.
Oh, I get it.
Pattenisms.
Yeah, there's something there.
Work in general, Patton, in some way.
I can't do it.
Jesus, we're going off the rails today.
But there's some more drama brewing that they discuss, and that's between Larsa and Lisa.
And I guess what happened?
We get another shout out to catch.
I don't know if you guys heard that whole thing.
We got to be a Bravo sponsor at this point.
What was the restaurant in New York called?
We kept calling a catch.
Correct, but it wasn't.
No, I don't remember.
What was it called?
Is it sort of a seat?
No, that's a club.
Yeah.
Sure.
I don't know.
Cope.
I don't know.
I got nothing for you.
I don't remember.
It was something with a seat.
Keep looking at me and I'm like, I don't know what you want for me.
You are the one to pull those things out sometimes.
I thought you might have it.
You know what the problem is?
We called it catch like 10 times.
So many times.
people got mad at us and then we kept doing it
because people were mad at us, so I don't
think I ever recovered. People were genuinely
upset that we didn't know what it was.
We need to stop getting mad at us.
Yeah, leave us alone. We're trying our best. A couple of dudes.
Yeah, a couple of bros
talking, talking bravo.
But
the drama is
I'm not even really sure
because I don't know what actually happened
at this restaurant, but apparently
Lisa and Jody
were leaving a restaurant. They saw
Marcus sitting at a table.
Jody's tight with Marcus and everybody at the table.
To my knowledge, the way that Lisa makes it sound as they walked by, said hi, exchanged
a few words and left.
Yeah.
The way Larson is talking about it is they sat down and talked to them for a little while
and then they left.
Yeah.
I don't know, probably somewhere in the middle.
I guess it was because apparently Jody joined all of them for dinner.
That night or did he invite him to dinner another night?
Oh, maybe it was a different night.
The way that I took it was they all saw each other, and it was all of Jody's bestest
friends in the world, according to Lisa, and Marcus, and Jody and her walked over and had a few
words, and then she went home, Jody went to dinner with them.
Jody joined the table.
I guess, yeah, he probably joined the table.
That would make more sense.
Yeah.
And then she went home either way.
Either way, it didn't really seem like that big of a deal.
It's not.
Yeah.
Because Jody's his own person.
Yeah.
This has nothing to do with, like, Larsa and Mark.
and Lisa.
Yeah, and this, this is a strike on Marissa and Alexia.
Yeah.
Immediately saying, well, you have to control him.
What?
What do you mean?
That's what Larson says.
And Larson says the same thing.
It's like, what?
You can't control your man.
It's like, what?
What are you talking about?
Like, no, I'm not going to pull him away from a table with his friends there because
Larson's fake ex-boyfriend was there.
Yeah.
Okay.
How embarrassing with that.
Yeah, that would be awful.
Yeah, the whole thing makes no sense.
It seems like Lisa, who, you know, she's been saying, you know, she's been
controlled her whole life now she finally feels free seems like she's taking a step in the right
direction by not doing that right because i feel like lisa last year the year before probably would
have overreacted and done something like that but when i hear that this is how she handled the
situation she walked away because that's her friend's ex jody stayed there because that's all of his
friends that's a step in the right direction for me when i look at lisa and jody doesn't mature behavior i
agree and it's nice to see that i thought she handled herself yeah differently the whole episode than
we've seen in the last two seasons she was yeah yeah she was
much better. But this is not Jody's issue.
No. This has nothing to do with Jody,
especially because of the fake breakup part
of it, absolutely. But
do you think the A.C. was just
really good in that restaurant? He couldn't leave.
It was all about the pasta in that restaurant.
AC's the new pasta. A.C.'s the new pasta.
Oh, isn't that good?
Oh, my God, this is the best A.C. I've ever had in my life.
I feel so energized because of this
AC.
Who were they fooling?
I don't know. You're in Miami.
and you guys shut the door apart
and you're like
you guys want to go do some shots
yeah where are you going
my room my room
why because then I
the AC is so much better in there
I kept thinking like do you not have AC in the whole house
you live in Miami they do
and like 32,000 dollars a year
I guess there is like a hundred people
in this 6,000 square foot apartment
so maybe it does a little warm out there
but 6,000 square feet's a lot of square feet
that's not a small place
that wouldn't get hot from body heat
I don't know
And if you're paying $32,000 a month, you better have AC pumping through the house that is...
And you're into Miami.
That's what I'm saying.
Not down there.
It doesn't make any sense.
It does make sense.
We know what they were doing.
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Where were we?
The reaction that Larsa had to this whole thing is like, oh, don't worry about it.
I'm going to go hang out with Lenny and his girl.
Like, we're going to all be good friends because that's what you guys do.
And it's like, again, not that.
the same thing at all. And Lisa didn't hang out with them. No. Right? So what's the fucking
problem? Did you see the text message that Larsa put up to? Or no, Lisa put it up actually.
She put up the text. Larson was going off the deep end and immediately. Accusing Lisa of apparently
saying to Marcus, I won't tell Larsa that we ran into you. It's like, no, I don't think that she said
that. Even if she did, I don't think that that matters. Because again, she left the table.
Yeah. That's what you mean. And she was apparently at Kikis. So like, I don't get it.
It's really dumb, but we get to check in with Julia and Martina, who I've got a little bit of an issue with.
I never thought I would say that.
I'm not Martina.
I don't think Martina has any idea what's going on.
She doesn't want to be part of it.
She was not on the Zoom call.
Yeah, no, no.
She doesn't want to be a part of it as she proves later.
But they're baby-proofing the house.
They got some really good news.
The adoption agency called, and they got not one, but two baby boys coming into their house.
So they're obviously really excited.
This has been a two-year journey watching them try to do this whole thing.
So it's nice to see that.
But because of this, there was a group FaceTime or a group Zoom, something along those lines.
And during the Zoom, and you see it, it's, you know, six talking heads and then, well, five talking heads and then one picture of Lisa in a, you know, on a yacht.
She's the best, man.
Isn't she the best?
She definitely didn't turn her camera on intentionally because she's like, I love this picture so much.
I'm not going to turn my camera on.
But the one person missing from this was Gertie.
Now, the way that Julia describes this whole thing,
Gurdy was on the call.
She left briefly, Julia left briefly to do something and came back to the phone.
I thought it was before Julia got on the call.
They were all waiting.
Okay, maybe it was that.
I guess she had seen that like Gertie was on, but then dropped out.
She dropped off of the call.
Yeah.
texted Julia and said, hey, is there another link there?
that I can use to get on to this call.
And then texted congrats, and that was it.
Yeah, there was a middle part there that we got later from Gertie that was intentionally
missing.
That's important.
Yeah.
Everything else that Julia says in this scene, I really support and I really love.
They finally, like, Martina is 100% cancer free.
They finally got, uh, the adoption went through.
They ended up getting twin boys.
Yeah.
Love that.
She immediately says, I'm not ready to share, you know, my whole life with them.
So I'm not going to put them on social media.
I'm not going to expose them to the show.
Lovely.
That is such a breath of fresh air
when it comes to shows like this.
I really support that.
And then you go into the Gertie thing.
I'm like, wait, well, what?
This doesn't make sense.
I don't get this.
It sounds like the call got dropped.
Wait, you're like really mad about this?
The call got dropped and she tried to get back on.
And you couldn't, you yourself said later,
I couldn't find the link to send it.
Yeah.
What do you want her to do?
It sounds like, I mean, Julia is fully in the wrong.
This isn't like a miscommunication
with the information that we get later from Gertie.
it's full-blown, Julia's in the wrong,
and yet she's the one who's mad in creating problems.
And re-evaluating their entire friendship.
Yeah.
He's still tight.
Yeah.
This makes no sense.
I think it has anything to do with her getting closer to Marisol and Alexia?
I mean, it could anytime, like, look, we love Marisol and Alexia for those two.
Like, they're entertaining.
They bring a lot to the show.
But do I trust them?
Not necessarily.
They're like the dark side of the force.
Yeah, kind of.
They're enticing when you see them.
You're like, oh, I would like to be part of that crew.
I really know why.
You start a lot of shit, though.
Yeah, you get over there and then you're like, whoa, why are my friendships falling apart?
Yeah, maybe that's part of it.
I don't really know.
But the fact that she's reevaluating everything was over that.
Because even in this moment where she gets to paint the picture, I still didn't agree with her.
No, yeah.
And even when she's doing it before we even know what Gertie's talking about later, it still just seemed odd.
Yeah, it's like she.
And it seems like information was missing and I didn't really know what to make of it.
It seemed like a moot point that I feel like could have been a miscommunication or Julia overreacting.
At no point during any of this conversation.
I think that Gertie had ill intent.
No.
At all.
God, no.
I never think she has ill intent ever.
I love Gertie.
I'm team Gertie until I die.
So hopefully we get, I don't even know, like, how we resolve this whole thing.
It's going to be interesting to watch them hash it out.
Hopefully it goes away.
I think they're still feuding.
Yeah, I know, based on the, did you?
see the pictures, Gertie posted a picture last night of like the, I don't know if it was like a
welcome party or like a watch party or something. Julia got cut out. Yeah. Adriana also cut out
Julia. But like fully cut her out. At least with Gertie, it was like, yeah, you can see Julia's
right there. Adriana was like, no, Julia. Hey, I don't know. She's got real beef. Adriana and
Julia have real beef. They've had beef. This Gertie and a Julia thing is weird. I don't get it.
I really don't get it. Meanwhile, Lisa and Jody are in their role.
rental. They're $32,000 a month rental. And look, she's comfy there because it's cozy.
It's a nice little cozy, 6,000 square foot condo with a 6,000 square foot balcony.
Cousy. It's, you know, it's small. It's humble. We can't be on that side. We've been calling
for wealth to come back to house. Oh, no, no. We can't get upset when she calls it cozy.
You hold on right now. Okay. All right. I'm just thinking sure. I love that this is how
the house is being described.
Yeah.
But I'm just saying that's not a, and even Jody's like, you're 6,000 square feet.
Yeah, and even the producers start echoing it out.
Yeah, it was funny.
So, no, I have no issue with it.
This is what we want.
We want wealth.
So I'm glad.
I got to talk about Jody, though.
Yeah.
The haircut and the stash being shaved, but nothing else being shaved.
He rubs me the wrong way.
His look really rubs me the wrong way.
Yes.
There's just something.
there. Yeah. I don't know what it is. I do know what it is because I wrote down
Jody looks strange and then I kept watching. I was like, oh, it's his haircut and because
he decided to shave the mustache down to stubble but leave the beard. Yeah. I don't like that.
It's the opposite of what I do. Yeah, it's the anti-shooter. Yeah. Which I'm not going to stand for.
No, I won't stand for it either. As your friend. Yeah. I will not stand for that bullshit.
Anyway, they have 50-50 custody of the kids so Lenny gets them half the time. Lisa gets them
half the time, which I don't really know how to comment on that. We don't really know what's going on
between those two yet. It seems like she's in pretty good spirits about it. Like it wasn't a good
place. Yeah. And I know, you know, she made a comment about how she'd probably be going crazy if she
didn't have Jody there, which I believe that. She didn't really go further into, which shows me that she's
in a pretty good place with it. She didn't really like harp on being worried that the kids are with
Lenny a lot and what's that going to do. Like she made a couple of jokes here and there.
She really didn't get into the Lenny stuff.
No, she didn't.
Which, yeah, we fully support.
We don't want her to.
And this was another one of those steps that Lisa took during this episode.
She had a really good episode where I'm like, oh, wow, maybe she is like fully past it.
Maybe she's happy with Jody.
Do I like Jody?
Probably not.
But if she's happier, if she's happier and she's more entertaining because she's got a clear head,
I'm all for it.
Yeah, I agree with that.
But another ding against him is we're watching the montage of the kids like running rampant in the house.
And her son is like,
like clanks his thing.
Oh, we have a speech.
And he just goes, I'm British.
And Jody's response is, that's the worst speech I've ever heard.
I was like, all right, dude.
Maybe that's their relationship.
Maybe it was a joke, yeah.
I just don't like that.
I didn't care for it.
Between that, the mustache and the hair, he's just, he's off to a bad start.
I mean, at least he's talking to him.
Lenny didn't even talk to his son.
Okay, that's fair.
That's, but it's a big change.
Well, hold on.
If we're using that as the bar, I mean, the bar is down here.
I'm not saying it's a bar.
I'm just saying the kids being interacted with.
Got it.
At least they're talking.
All right, fine.
Let's get to Larsa and her mom.
And her mom is there because Larsa needs somebody to film with, clearly.
That's the only reason I can think of because of how deep they get into this.
We don't really, at least I don't really know Larson's mom.
Well, Larsa's got separation anxiety.
Okay, we get through that.
God.
What happened to the podcast?
Her kids are all moved out.
Oh, I don't.
You think they've got like a Jackson-Britney situation every other week?
They're forcing themselves to like...
No, I was saying every other week.
I'll take it to the...
This week, you take it next week.
It's like a kid.
It's unbelievable.
I forgot about their podcast.
But yeah, she's getting used to being alone, which is kind of sad.
I will say that.
And she goes further into the Marcus stuff.
Here's the problem.
Okay.
And I'm not saying that Marcus is a stand-up dude.
I didn't like Marcus when he was on the screen.
So I would imagine that, you know, there's a little Nepo baby in there.
He's probably not the coolest dude to hang out with.
Yeah, probably not.
but she is not very trustworthy so listening to her recap what happened and what went down
I'm taking everything with a grain of salt and she's talking and obviously the easy thing to do
here to throw Marcus under the bus to say well you know his party life was crazy you want to stay
at the club till it closed which I believe but it's also a layup because of the pictures that
came out with Marcus doing blow uh-huh so it's just hard for me in Larsa's scenes to take it
100% truthful.
Yeah.
Who was at last reunion they called that?
I was at Julia?
Yeah, because we saw the clip later.
Talking about how Marcus was with another girl,
grab an ass down in Orlando.
That was confirmed this episode.
It was confirmed this episode,
and Larsa backed him at the time
and said, don't talk about him.
Like, no chance that that happened.
Their whole relationship was bizarre.
So who's to say that their breakup
is going to be completely normal?
And they're not going to lie about it on both ends.
I think they're both lying.
They're both, definitely.
lying, I think. It's very toxic.
The relationship was very toxic. They couldn't
be apart for more than like a day.
She threw a welcome home party after he was gone for
a week. Yeah, he wasn't even gone for that long.
I think it was like four days. Yeah.
So it's just insane to me that we're
supposed to sit here and be like, oh, wow.
Yeah, thank God you got out of that one, Lars.
And we really support you. It's like, no. I don't really care.
I don't really care. And I know what you're
already doing. You're pushing this. You're getting
mad at other people when they have run-ins with
them when they clearly walk away from
him in Lisa. So
I'm just not really going to do it
And again, Larson is the type that would show text messages
That's what I thought
You show text messages about Lisa
You show text messages about everybody on the cast
She showed one text from him saying like
I'm going to get you and your kids
Like when you least expect it or something
Which is weird
It's fucking bizarre and awful
But he's not a good dude
We know he's not a good dude
But other than that
You're just showing us like
Instagram comments where he's like
Yeah no I wanted nothing to do with that
I'm out
Yeah like whatever it's a toxic
break up. It was a toxic relationship.
Yeah, that's exactly where I'm at with it.
But we get the return of Kiki
and Gertie. I was so happy to see these two
on screen and they're headed to the yacht.
Turns out that Kiki
dated the owner of the
Miami Beach Yacht Club.
They broke up, but she still
uses the yacht. She broke up with him
and she still gets the yacht. That's power.
I believe that. I fucking believe that.
Anything she says, I believe it. If it was anyone else,
they'd be like, no way. But Kiki, I'm like, that's definitely
true. She's so cool.
She's right?
Yeah.
Her and Gertie, they're both cool as shit, but Kiki, I don't know, man, she just, she's something about her.
She's just cool as shit.
Yeah, I agree.
And an aura.
Yeah, that's the way to put it.
She's got an aura.
But we get an update on Gertie and her journey with cancer.
And I do believe at this moment, she's cancer-free.
I think so.
I don't want to make, you know, claims that aren't true.
But that's, I think that's what's going on, but she's hesitant to say anything because she's still going through sort of the fallout of it all.
And she said, you know, she had six surgeries, four rounds of chemo, and like 20 rounds of radiation.
So I'm just glad that she's doing better.
And I felt really bad for her because we love Russell.
We love Gertie.
We love them together.
And now that she's concerned, she's worried that Russell is seeing this as like a caretaking role and not his wife anymore.
Just some really real shit.
And, you know, we support Gertie.
We hope they're able to sort everything out.
There's no way Russell's looking at you that way.
No chance.
No chance in hell.
No chance.
No chance.
No solid as a rock.
But it is sad to hear her talk about it.
And don't worry, because Adriana is here now.
And I love that.
I don't know why I have a soft spot for her.
A lot of people do love Adriana above everybody else on this show.
I don't get that.
But she does have incredibly entertaining moments.
That's what it is.
And then there's other times where she takes it way too far and it's not funny anymore.
I agree with that.
So that's what kind of brings her down for me.
But I always do this with her.
I always give her a clean slate at the beginning of the same.
season. I like that. I always give her a clean slate and buy, like, episode seven or eight, I get
annoyed by her. It's just, it's inevitable. I think that that's the way to do it. Yeah, but this
episode, she was so fucking funny. And like, unintentionally funny at the party later, but in this
moment, it's like, Adriana's here. All right, here we go. Yeah, let's rip this bandaid off.
Why not? And they're talking about Alexia and Todd. And this is what Adriana does that's so entertaining.
Because one, in a confessional, she's like, you know, I think it's a bad idea, but I understand
where she's coming from. I've been through this. So, like, I get it. Then talking to those two,
she's like, look, I'm here if she needs support. Like, I got her back. I was like, what the
fuck? That was funny. It was so funny. Because they clocked it immediately. They're like,
yeah, I think you're probably the last person that she's going to come to for support. One, two,
and I love Bravo, or whoever produced this one, the editors, because they immediately plug in a montage
of her just starting rumors talking shit. Wasn't she the one who ran into him in the lobby when
they were leaving Alexias yeah and what the fuck are you doing here i thought you were out of town because
she said oh you got like marital issues and he goes right on the nose i can't forget that because
she said that 18 fucking times dude right on the nose probably right though and i love that too because
when we see the beginning the four months prior to filming she's sitting on the couch and elixie's going
through the whole situation she goes i told you so yeah i know that's why she's great because like
she can't come on you know what it is her complete inability
to read a room.
To be fair, though,
she got fucking buried
after the comment
about seeing Todd
all the way back
from the gym in the lobby.
She did.
Everybody came for her.
Everybody questioned the validity.
We believed her.
We believed her because
I don't think she has a reason to lie.
She likes to stir shit up,
but if she gets any information,
she just blurts it out immediately
to whoever wants to listen to it.
So I don't think she was lying
about any of that.
And I love that now
because she got buried last year,
instead of taking the high road,
Adriana always takes the low road
But that's why it's so entertaining
Because she doesn't think it's the low road
No, she doesn't
She thinks that she's actually being a good friend
Yes
So she's got this weird like
I don't want to call it a balance
But when she says she could lean on me
If she needs to
She really believes that she could lean on her
If she needs to
Oh I know
And in the same moment she's like
Because I was right on the nose
Right on the nose
Like that's probably what she believes
She's like
I'm sought out after
as the truth teller of the group.
So if she needs me, she can come to me.
It's like, no, she fucking hates you.
She doesn't like you.
Because you told the truth to everyone.
Yep, pretty much.
But let's get to Alexia and Larsa.
They go out to dinner.
And you can tell this Todd thing's going to be a saga.
And I don't know if I'm going to enjoy it.
I don't think I'm going to enjoy it.
I think I'm going to get irritated pretty quick.
Because Larsa's trying to have like a, you know,
girl, girl moment where she's like, oh, hey, we're both single.
And Alexis, like, I'm not single.
You're not single until your heart's single.
I was like, boo.
I think that's a pretty good line, though.
Yeah, but not.
Romantic in me?
Sure, but not in regards to Todd.
No, definitely.
That's my point.
See, like, I think that this whole saga is just going to wear thin on us.
Yeah.
Because, not because we're even going to question whether or not it's legit.
We're just not going to care.
No.
And I don't care if it's a weird situation and you're just telling the truth that you guys did do all of those things that Todd did move out
front of Frankie and he was planning on moving out but you guys were still having sex like
i don't know why you had to include that in the conversation but whatever and now you guys got
back together two or three weeks later like even if all of that is 100% true you drag this on
for like four or five six episodes i'm going to be so bored by the second episode oh i was going to say
four five or six i was like dude if this is bored is just the first step okay six we're
going to be pissed on livid yeah i don't want to deal with that shit the whole time and larsa
to her credits like hey just keep your guard up like careful
what if this happens again
that's life
no no you don't have to put yourself
in this spot again
who was crying because she just had her
she's like this is the third time I've got divorced
it's like that's life
that's life yeah dude I don't know
it's gonna get pretty messy I think
but they're talking about Marcus
and the paparazzi catching the girl leaving
and we got confirmation that that was true
because we heard that last season
we hear some of these threatening text messages
again if this was actually what he said
and sent like yeah that's pretty fucked up i do believe this is a two-way street with these two
there's no way it's one-sided but she goes in about lisa and why she's so upset with how things
went down that lisa doesn't have her back that she's upset with her because what kind of friend
would do that like she the funny thing is the things that larsa's saying about lisa are wrong
no like she lives in her own world she's only concerned about herself blah blah about like
those are all true they just don't apply here no they don't apply here but they also are true
about you oh yeah i know so like why that'll know like you can't get you're on a high horse of some
reason i don't know of your own doing you're on a high horse of some reason of some i i i can't
it's just anytime that the hypocrisy pops up i like i never know how to handle it i don't either
like wait whoa whoa whoa who are you describing here but she you know that like oh yeah it's
it's larissa she's the queen because here's the thing with
Larsa.
Like, her biggest downfall, and I could enjoy a villain like Larsa on a different show.
Yeah.
You know, and it's not the...
We're on traders.
She'd be great on traders.
And I'm not saying, get her off.
She's a...
Put Marcus on Traders, too.
Oh, my God.
Put them both on Traders at the same time.
Fuck yeah.
Ooh, put them both on Love Island.
Ah.
Yeah.
I want that.
Put them both on Traders and then put Michael on Traders, too.
There's no way he would do that.
No.
But, God, that would be great.
He's announcing next year.
or not announcing, but he's going to do, like, analysts.
Comptating?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
I think he's joining inside the NBA.
Mm-hmm.
They're moving to ESPN, yeah.
So he's going to be with, like, Charles and Shaq.
Is that going to be good?
Or is he too...
No, I think he's going to be awful, actually.
Yeah, I don't think that's, like, his role.
I don't know if he's too serious.
It's just, like, he's in a different world than everybody else.
Well, yeah, definitely.
And I don't see him...
Like, the banter on that show is incredible.
I just don't see how he fits into that.
He's just going to wear his championship rings every day.
And if somebody says,
something to him. He's just going to hold his hand up and wave. Hey guys. Yeah. Hey,
what's up? What were we talking about before we got MJ? We're talking about Larsa being. Oh,
that's the thing. So why I get so irritated by Larsa? Because again, there's villains on other shows
that are similar to her. But where she's different is the complete and utter lack of any kind of
introspection. Yeah. She's never able to see where she can be somewhat wrong in a situation. It's
always somebody else's fault.
There's always a big lie or rumor that she makes up to try to support her.
You can tell that she just made it up on the spot.
That irritates the shit out of me, too.
So do I think she's an integral part of this show?
Yeah.
She needs to be on Miami, but I just find myself every time she's on screen, like rolling my eyes.
Yeah, absolutely.
Let's get to Jody's birthday.
Let's go getting the A.C.
Happy birthday, Jody.
Happy birthday, Jody.
Let's go do some A.C.
Does that stand for awesome?
Do some A.C?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's go turn.
Turn on the air conditioner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go breathe in some AC.
There you go.
Get a whip of this, AC.
But we got to ingest this.
Wait until it hits the back of your throat.
Take a deep breath.
Oh, that's some great AC.
I love this air conditioner.
Anyway, Jody's birthday party, Adriana and her man arrived first.
I thought it was funny in the beginning.
I'm like, oh, she's just so eager to get there.
she wanted to be there first to make sure everybody sees her man don't worry everybody's going to see it
yeah they're not going to miss because you guys are marquis he is a marquis a marky what that means
is like a duke i think it's just it's sort of like a lord like in england okay there's like a million
of them out there yeah yeah okay that's i wasn't really sure but yeah you know he's he's in the
aristocracy as they say marquis amari right i believe so yeah amari and he's a marquis that's amari
That's a Maori.
That's, I guess, Italian.
Yeah, now we're just doing too many European countries.
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Now, I don't know if you caught this or not, because I had to rewind it and play it again to make sure I heard correctly.
You've rewound and watched them make out on the couch in front of Steve?
Yeah, just nonstop.
No.
No, no.
When Kiki says happy birthday to Jody, did you notice what happened?
No.
It was one of those moments like when someone.
Somebody says, you know, if you buy a coffee, the coffee shop, and they're like, oh, enjoy.
And it's like, oh, you too.
Oh, yeah.
Did he say you too?
Worse.
She goes, happy birthday.
He goes, happy birthday.
He's like, like the AC aside, he seems like the most extremely awkward person around.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Just uncomfortable.
The conversation with Lars that was like, uh, uh, I don't know.
He had no idea what to do.
I don't know what to do.
We'll talk about it later.
Yeah.
Another time.
I got to do some AC.
God,
happy birthday?
Happy birthday?
To you?
What's your birthday?
All right,
bye.
I love you.
That's,
but yeah,
he literally goes,
she says happy birthday.
And he goes,
happy birthday.
I was like,
oh,
Jesus, Jody.
Oh, what a birthday.
To the point,
and then I'm like,
is it Kiki's birthday, too?
I don't believe it was.
So that was funny as shit to me,
but maybe he's just so confused
because it seemed like Lisa's party
and not his.
It was Lisa's part.
So he doesn't know what's going on.
She had an outfit change for his birthday party.
He's probably just so confused.
Like, is it my birthday?
Whose birthday is it?
Whose party is this?
And that's the funniest part.
It's the housewarming party?
As people are saying these things to Lisa, like Larsa, they say, you live in your own world.
It's Lisa land.
Case in point, Lisa, look at this party.
Like, that's where I agree with Larson.
I don't know if Lisa would actually deny that.
I mean, to Larsa, sure.
She did last year.
Yeah, well, last year is, you know, clean slate.
Come on.
New season.
You're right.
You're right.
She's off to a good stuff.
a lot of shit last year.
I don't see.
You're going to make me not like her.
She's off to a good start.
But I guess Julia and Adriana, they're not talking as much.
And this might give some support to your theory of the Alexia Maris Hall effect.
Because as Julia got closer to those two, she got further away from Adriana.
Now, again, this is Adriana saying this.
Yeah.
I don't always trust her.
It did seem like.
Julia is more of like wear my heart on my sleeve type of person or so she's in a situation with Gertie of her own doing that you can tell immediately oh fuck something's up like you feel some type of way about this she was overly nice to Julia and talking about oh now I understand why you know you're so busy all the time it's because of this guy it's like okay yeah that's fun that's nice and like Martina was very nice to her so I think it might just be Adriana's feelings but if we remember correctly in the first season that they came back.
from hiatus, Marisol and Alexia would always talk about how Adriana wanted to be friends with
them so bad, but they couldn't stand her. They were still talking about it last year. And that's
probably ringing true. That's exactly what it is. So maybe Adriana's sitting, and I'm not saying
this is for sure, but maybe Adriana's sitting there like, why is it so easy for Julia to go over and be
friends with them? Oh, maybe. It's a bit of jealousy. Ah, okay. Yeah. I think that, I think that's probably
what we're looking at here. That's definitely a big part of it, if not the whole thing. I agree. Nice
call but gertie arrives and she goes up to julia and martina in one of the most awkward introductions
ever she's like oh my god hi i'm so happy to see you congrats i don't even think either of them spoke
no they just stood there like martina just stood there smiling awkward as shit very she didn't know what
to do she doesn't know she doesn't look she's there she's supportive yeah that's all we need
from her but i don't think julia said a word no not really but but
Based on the Zoom call is why we're doing this, that's crazy to me.
That's absolutely crazy.
It's actually really funny, too, and I'll read it later, but before we started,
I just wanted to take a peek at like the questions.
Somebody even said, is this dragging on too long?
Yes.
And I was like, wait, it's the first episode.
Are we really doing this already?
But it might be.
But kind of.
The writing is on the wall.
This could be dragging on for too long.
And honestly, one episode might be too long.
If they don't solve this quickly, then yeah, one episode is too much.
Yeah. I'm still trying to understand it.
We'll have to see, we'll probably get a conversation with Julia sitting down with Alexia and Marisol about the whole situation.
That's not good. And we'll see. They might tell her how to feel about this and perpetuate it and make it even worse.
Yeah, that's not where they're going to shine. No. That's not the moment. No, boy. It's funny when they do that.
It is. Again, they're great for who they are. Yeah. It's just, I don't know.
I hope this one doesn't drag on, but Lisa and Larsa have their first conversation of the evening.
Lisa says, hi.
Larsa says, I called and texted you, and Lisa gave the worst excuses ever.
I didn't get it.
I don't, uh, did I call you?
I don't know if I called you.
Larson's like, no, dude.
What?
Uh, mm-hmm.
She goes, are you drunk?
She goes, yeah, sure.
Yeah, drunk.
Sure.
Thanks for that, Al.
I got to pee.
Bye.
Uh, I think she was a little drunk.
But fine, funny.
But you know what you don't do is go up to Jody at his party and bring up the Marcus shit?
Of course she does.
You shouldn't.
No one else is going to do it.
But why would you go to Jody?
And then she also says, I don't blame Jody.
I was like, Jody's the only one that really had an interaction with Marcus, like, worth any weight.
Yeah.
So why would you be mad at Lisa and not Jody?
It is actually really funny.
This just kind of clicked right now.
The first scene, after all the pre-season.
stuff, was Marisol
saying, I should have a conversation with
Jody? Should I do it at his birthday party? Jokingly.
And Lisa, jokingly
says, not unless you want to get your ass kicked
out. Oh, foreshadowing.
Uh-huh. Wow.
How about that? Love that. Love a good callback.
Yeah. Interesting. And you can tell Jody wants no
part of it. He doesn't know what to say. He doesn't know how to respond.
He's standing there awkward as shit.
Staring at his bedroom door. Just waiting
to go into the AC.
And see it creeping out from underneath.
Yeah.
It's like a cold air.
Holy shit, it's 58 degrees in that bad boy.
He's looking at his boys, trying to tell him to, like, steal third.
No, he's trying, yeah, that's exactly what's going.
They're all making eye contact, very wide-eyed eye contact around the party.
Everybody here?
All right, let's do this.
How many times do we discuss this now?
Not enough.
Not nearly enough.
And the funniest is during all of this on the couch, Adriana and the Marquis, Amari,
are just playing tonsil hockey.
Yeah.
Asking about how many times they can boink in one day.
Pretty impressive, though.
She was speaking French to him, which is cool.
She was.
Big fan of that.
That's pretty cool.
But, like, I wonder if Steve speaks French, because he's sitting there while.
He's got his phone out.
He's, like, checking his email, looks over.
He just kind of looks at them, like, what the fuck?
Didn't we see Steve go to something last year that he doesn't normally do?
He went to, like, one of the dude parties or something.
Maybe.
Like, oh, fucking Steve's here.
Yeah, maybe.
Because even the guys were like, Steve, you never come out.
It's just a great dude.
Love Steve.
Something's going to come out awful about him.
And we're going to be like, oh, shit.
Every time.
We have to stop saying that.
I know.
Every time we like somebody.
That's a good point.
Damn it.
Let's get to Gertie and Martina.
Because Gertie's trying to figure out what's going on.
She's like, I feel like I'm out of the loop here.
Like, what the hell is up with this whole thing?
Martinez like, ah, shit.
I don't know, man.
Something about the call.
I got to go.
Go talk to her.
I got to go check on the kids or something.
I love the end of the exchange.
It's just Martina saying that she needed to go get a drink.
And Gertie's like, oh, good for you.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You, Martina wants nothing to do with it.
But the extent of which Martina understands the situation is where we are.
Yeah.
Something about our Zoom call.
I don't know.
It's between you and Julia.
I have to take her side, but I'm not entirely sure what you did do.
It's like, thanks, Martina.
That's actually what all of us in the audience are doing.
Yeah, she's us, which is great.
But we get more information about what happened.
And this is important.
So she couldn't get into the Zoom.
then she had an appointment.
So she tried to text Julia.
Hey, first of all, we know she tried to text for the link.
Julia couldn't figure it out.
She was too frazzled in the moment, I guess.
So then she texted her afterwards and said, hey, like, what happened?
What's the big news?
And Julia's response was you can read about it in the articles.
Yeah.
Julia is 150% wrong.
Yeah.
I don't see what Gertie did wrong.
And then she's mad at Gertie.
It doesn't make sense.
Like Gertie didn't try hard enough to get back.
back into the Zoom?
That's what it's...
Because when she says earlier, she texted me for the link, she's like, it's out there.
I was like, what?
It's out there?
It just sounds like Julia doesn't understand technology.
Or she's trying to find a reason to be mad.
Yeah.
I just don't really understand any of it.
Like, there has to be more here.
And if there's not more here, then a better end quick.
I agree.
Yeah.
I think there's more there than it's like, all right, yeah, we'll see.
It's not going to.
We know they're still not cool now.
Yeah, no, it's not going to.
but like there's little bits and pieces
and Julia's never that clear when she's
explaining things but she did say
you know it's been going on
for a bit there's some things
some comments or whatever so maybe
there is more but she didn't really
get into it so there could be something
else maybe it's been kind of like it hit a tipping
point and then the Zoom call when Gertie dropped
was like the end of it for her
some shit leading up to it
at least in Julia's minds but it doesn't
seem like when Gertie's talking about it
there's nothing she's flabbergasted
Yeah, she's very confused, so I don't think there's anything there, honestly.
I don't either.
I think it's going to be a big, fat, nothing burger.
Yeah.
But Joie and his friends finally get to go to the room for some AC.
They're super stoked.
Good job, boys.
And then Lisa and Larsa have their second conversation of the night.
They end up having three total.
But the market shit comes up, and Larsa's throwing stones.
And that's what she does best.
She's talking all this shit to Lisa.
And she's like, oh, you can't influence a guy who's dick you suck.
every night it's like what the fuck yeah why is this jody's problem like what did he do wrong just because
you broke up with a guy that you dated for what how long they actually date they said for a year and
they've broken up like four times throughout that year so let's say five months let's say five months
yeah i'll get them five months yeah what is jody supposed to do i don't know and there's also
no evidence that jody sat there and talked to marcus all of his friends were there maybe he sat down
next to his friends and talk to them and Marcus was at the other side of the table.
There's a lot that could have happened in that situation.
He could easily, and not that he's going to, because he apparently can't form sentences
when he's talking to other people, but he could easily come out and say, yeah, you know,
I knew that like things were a little weird.
I didn't really want to get involved, but all my friends were there.
I hung out with my friends and he was on the other side.
But he doesn't owe Larsa that explanation.
He doesn't owe Larsa that explanation.
And if that were to come out, Larsa, of course, would still spin it in a different way.
Yeah.
But it's just useless.
Like going up up against Larsa when she feels like she has you caught.
in a trap, you can't win.
I think Lisa won.
Lisa definitely won because she had home field.
That's probably why.
If Lisa didn't have home field, Larson would come out of there thinking that she won.
I thought Lisa held her own actually.
Lisa held her own greatly.
Because Larsa's going in on her.
And then this is where she loses credibility because she starts saying things like,
oh, you know, all Marcus did was like say how cheap Jody was.
Yeah.
You know, they never hung out until I came into the picture.
Now they're what?
They're best friends.
Like, that doesn't make sense.
It's like, you just sound insecure right now.
This doesn't sound like a Jody problem once again.
But this is not even remotely similar to the Lenny and Lisa thing.
And she keeps trying to use that.
When you and Lenny got divorced, it's like right there, period, is the difference.
Divorced, right?
15 years, two kids, assets, financial problems, lawyers, all of those things.
We watched her go through it all last year.
Were we tired of watching it?
Absolutely, we were.
but we understand that's what happens it's not the same it's not even kind of the same it's insulting
to compare the two after watching what she went through it the whole thing your big thing is you're
embarrassed because you have to explain and i don't know why it's your job to explain either that
marcus was doing drugs again you guys are broken up you can say that's why like that's a layout
not to mention you throw your kids in there in this conversation he was living with me and my kids
that's fake you're like fucking 20 to like 14 i know they're
more than old enough to understand what's going on.
They probably understand who you are and what you do.
So, yeah, this is probably par for the course for them.
They're not Lisa's kids who are less than 10 years old.
It's a completely different situation.
I agree.
It's just dumb to even bring it up, honestly.
But you can tell Lisa's feeling a little confident because she's like, you know,
Jody and I left a real party for your fake breakup.
And that set Larsa.
That was a good line.
It's a great line.
Really good line.
And she even, I like that she didn't back down.
She's like, you guys broke up, what, four times?
Like, none of it seems real.
And then Gertie with the confessional, she's like,
she's got TMZ on speed down.
Like, fuck, yeah, Gurdy's still pissed at her from last season,
so that's great.
She should be.
Yeah.
She should be pissed at her forever for what she did to her
with the whole cancer diagnosis thing.
That was insane to me.
Lisa kind of didn't do great either last year.
We're not talking about Lisa.
Yeah, she made the whole thing.
I know.
Yeah, she made it about her, but we're not talking about Lisa.
We're talking about Larsa right now.
We're team Lisa for the time.
We are.
We are.
Yeah.
But Larsa crashes out.
Like, she's losing it.
And I don't think she's used to this.
She usually has a better handle.
Like, we've seen her lose arguments before, but she didn't think she was losing the
argument.
This is the first time you can really see her, like, scrambling, like, oh, shit.
And she's just saying whatever she can to her, she's throwing things out there.
Marisol saying that Lisa drank too much.
And again, I'm watching all these interactions.
I'm like, she doesn't seem bombed.
She's not bombed, but also I love that this didn't blow up when she told Marisol coming from you.
it shouldn't blow up coming from you and then marisle's like oh yeah just coming from me yeah
I guess that's a pretty good point it is a great all right cool I'm gonna sit back down take a seat
yep and this also doesn't involve you really but she goes to the bathroom she's sobbing
kiki even says like I've never seen her ugly cry like this which tells you that Lisa really got
under it's a nice job Lisa and she comes back out of the bathroom mind you she's been kicked out
of the party at this point because she called Lisa a bitch in her own house as we know
from, what is it, Salt Lake?
Yeah.
Yeah, you can't go to someone's house
and call them a bitch.
It's a big no-no in Housewives' world.
What confused me about this whole entire scene, though,
was how much support Larsa had.
Yeah.
Which made me question, okay, what happened at the dinner then?
Is there more information that we're missing?
We don't.
Because Marisol saying how rude Lisa is being,
Alexia is saying how rude Lisa is being,
everyone there is like, oh, this is too much,
this is that, it's like, is it?
I don't know.
it's always an issue whenever Larsa gets involved in something and she feels like
when she is losing, there's always support the flocks to her for some reason.
I know.
And it's always been that way and we can't really figure it out while we're watching this because
I don't know one person that watches Miami that's like, I love Larsa.
We all agree she's great for the show.
There's like three commenters and they're going to come back up now that we started up again.
Remember and they always are team Larsa.
I think it's Larsa and Marcus.
It could be.
Well, maybe it's just Larson now.
there's actually more people
going against Larissa in our comments, two more people
because there's two fake comments. That's a good point.
Separated anxiety.
Yeah. Oh, that's call it a comeback.
Let's trademark that before she gets it.
Boom, done. We know how to do that.
But once she sat back down from the bathroom trying to,
I don't even know if she's trying to calm the situation.
She's trying to get Lisa to see it her way, I guess.
I don't really know, but she starts to ramp it up a little bit.
Says, you live in Lisa land.
And like, you're an all.
she keeps saying over and over again is fake breakup like what he's stupid blah blah blah it's like everybody here thinks it's fake
everybody watching thought it was fake no one's on your team with this one and crashing out at somebody else's
house and birthday party's not going to bode well for you but i was not expecting was Lisa from the top
rope the whole world knows who you are get out yeah i don't know you can't come back can't come back
from that that's vicious deserved yep very deserved now that's the problem we think it's deserved
Will everybody in the cast think it's deserved?
Probably not.
Apparently not.
Apparently they're all team Larson.
So are we going to have to endure a follow-up episode with the fallout from this
where Alexia, Marisol, Kiki are all sitting down with Lisa saying, hey, you were wrong for doing that.
When she wasn't, she was right for doing that.
No.
And the problem with a reconciliation episode, because we're probably going to see it, these two our best friends.
You can't talk logic to Larsa.
No.
Even after trying to explain to her that outing Gertie's cancer diagnosis,
was diabolical, she still defended herself.
Yeah.
You can't see that one.
You have to like, you have to take these moments and just remember them for the rest of your
life when you are able to actually knock her down a peg in a moment.
Oh, Lisa?
Yeah.
For Lisa or whoever is going after Larsa, you have to just revel in that glory for a little
bit.
Just remember it every once in a while.
Like, ah, that was such a good night.
You guys remember that?
I was able to just lay a haymaker on her.
and then yeah the reconciliation has to be got to pay her a couple compliments she's fine after that
she'll be good at yeah we've seen that you know that but larsa's leaving and she's like i didn't
even want to make this about me i'm like what are you talking about you as soon as you walked
him you went up to the birthday boy at his party and talk to him about it god you all you wanted to
do is make it about you larza and that's all you ever do and that's why you're so you didn't even bring
any air conditioning you didn't maybe that's why jody wasn't fucking with yeah if you brought some
A.C. You got some A.C.? Did you bring some A.C. from home? Did you bring a portable air conditioner?
Mm-hmm. Come on into my bedroom.
Come on in. But, yeah. The episode finishes out with Kenny G. playing Happy Birthday, which was cool.
That's really cool. Yeah. Just an outstanding start to the season. Super stoked.
Excited for the air horn. And let's get to some questions.
First up here from AJJ 265, will you miss Dr. Nicole? Yes. Thorly. Yeah.
So miss her so much.
And Anthony.
No one else is going yacht shopping.
You know?
I know.
We're shopping for their third home in Miami.
They're the best.
They are.
I bet she'll be back next season.
Here you go.
From B. Reedy 13-126, Jody's facial hair is giving Amish vibes.
Agree or disagree.
There you go.
Thank you.
Somebody pointed it out.
I knew I wasn't nuts.
Something going on there.
From Hotcakes, 1987.
No question.
Just refreshing to see them back on.
Their true friendships.
Love them all.
Agreed.
Agreed.
It is so nice to have them back.
From M. Frank 91, we still don't like Larsa, right?
Most of the cast irks me besides Adriana.
See, there's an Adriana one.
Random, and that's crazier to me.
And no shade, like who you like.
Yeah.
No one else on this cast annoys you, but Adriana does?
Sorry, the other way.
Yes.
The whole cast annoys you, but Adriana does not?
That doesn't make any sense to me.
Here's the question from Diana and Jerry.
Do you agree that Julia is dragging this non-issue with Gertie?
Yes.
Yeah, dragged on for way too long.
It's still going.
Yeah, two scenes.
Too much.
Two scenes, too many.
It just does not make sense.
Way too much.
And last one here, I feel like we made this pretty clear, but from Vanez, team Larsa versus
Team Lisa, we're Team Lisa.
We're Team Lisa.
Don't you forget it.
And Team Julia versus Team Gertie.
We're Team Gertie.
I feel like they're obvious answers.
They should be, dude, but.
I can't wait.
these shows? Who knows?
We'll see. We will see in the comment
section once we post this. I'm very curious
where everyone else stands. It seems so cut and dry
to me, but hey, that's what's great about
these shows. There's a lot of differing opinions out there.
They do keep you thinking. And
God forbid you have a differing opinion. You'll have
six people telling you how awful of a person
you are. God. God, I love it.
I don't know how we sleep at night.
Very soundly.
That's all I got. You got anything else?
Nope. Well,
one more time for good measure bro i'm so broad bros are out here that's our show bros gotta go bye are you
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