Bros & Shows - Larsa, Marcus, Micheal, Scotty: The Jordan+Pippen Connection (RHOM Full Recap)

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

What's up Bros? we are back with RHOM and the season is wrapping up. Rumors are coming out about Michael Jordans reaction to Larsa and Marcus (also there were some rumors of these two potentially breaking up recently). Lisa and Lenny finally both signed the papers so MAYBE we can start to move on. Although it doesn't seem like it... Adriana brings it upon herself to ask Larsa about the rumors in the paper. Nicole meets her dads younger girlfriend. Next week is the finale of what's been a very, very strong season for the ladies of South Beach and we are excited to see what the reunion brings as well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hi, I'm Karma. And yes, I am a bitch. Brov Bros. Good evening, everybody, and welcome back to another episode of Brav Bros. Your favorite podcast from The Bros. for everybody. For whoever wants to listen, I am your co-host, Steele Russell, joined us our always by the one and only scootily and a doodooly what's up dude birthday weekend yeah buddy what the big three oh right yep yeah 30 again just like sandoval that's how i live nice you're just like

sandoval no well fuck damn it i did it to myself you did it not me sir that's that tends to happen tends to happen i kind of wish i wish we had a show this weekend so i could celebrate my birthday with the fans you know yeah if only we had that but we do have some other shows coming up. Certainly do. Care to divulge? I would actually because today we're allowed to announce and maybe you listen to Beverly Hills before this, but I don't care because we're re-announting. We've got D.C. Friday, May 3rd at the Union stage. So you can get those tickets at noon today. If you're listening to this in the morning, wait till noon, get your tickets. And we've also got Boston on June 14th, which is another Friday night. And that's at City Winery. And

don't forget about the Philly Show. That's on the 6th of March. That would be a Wednesday night. Yes. So we got lots of shows coming up. You have no excuse not to buy a ticket. Go buy a ticket. Support your bros. Come hang out with us. It's going to be a good time.

I promise you that. If you need to see what our live show looks like, go on YouTube and watch it. Oh, that's a good plug. I love that. Go on YouTube. One of our live shows is up. I promise you, it's a fun time. We had a blast.

The audience had a blast. Go get your tickets. And we will see you either in Philly, D.C. or Boston or get really crazy. Go to all three of them. Go to all three. I mean, they've got to be somewhat close. to you, right? I mean, we're hitting all the different corners now. If you go to all three shows, we will come up with some kind of reward for you, actually.

We will. If you go to all three shows and have proof, you have to take a picture with us at each one, and at the third one, we will have some kind of award for you, a reward. We're pretty good at rewards, I feel like. Yeah, we'll get you something. Something cool. Something special. Something really cool. So make sure you get those tickets. But we're in like that time of, of the beginning of the all the shows are wrapping up shortly we're going to have a new slate of shows coming up here soon it's almost reunion season once again how do you feel that bravo as a whole is performing i feel like it's been a pretty solid end of the year leading into 2024 as well

i think it's been a great year honestly i think the last couple of months have been incredible it's really interesting though because i went back and anytime you go on peacock and you look and you're going you're scrolling down to the newest episode whatever you might be doing when you look at that first episode, and it gives you a date, it kind of throws me off. Yeah, it's a long time ago. Yeah, and it's like, I did this with Beverly Hills and Miami. You look at that first episode, and it's like the first week of November? Yeah.

Huh? I feel like we just started Beverly Hills. Fuck me? Like, before Thanksgiving, like, that makes no sense to me. Time doesn't make any sense to me. So, yeah, they've kept us entertained for, I would say, consistently for the last, like, seven, eight months, at least with two shows. Every once in a while, they throw a clunker out there, but they've been few and far,

between. I am interested to see what happens moving forward, though, because we're losing Miami. We're losing Beverly Hills. We're getting into Vanderpomps. Summerhouse is coming out. Jersey has to be around the corner. Jersey, no, Jersey's like the end of the year at this point. Because remember, they took a huge break. They took a huge break. I don't even know if they started filming yet. Atlanta just announced that Porsche is coming back. Yeah. It's also not filming yet. There's a lot of news that we can talk about, but not a lot of shows coming out. Well, there is. Well, there is one. They're the one big news.

Got one show? There's one show that I am not interested in. Oh, fuck, that show. Yeah. I mean, we're going to watch it. We're going to see what happens, but I am not excited about that one. Also, not excited about this one coming back, Dubai. I know.

It's the summer. How the fuck did that get back? Here's the thing. It's a summer show so they can just throw it away. One, two, I'm curious only because I want to see, they know that it didn't go well. They are very well aware. The ratings weren't great. The response wasn't great.

they took a very long time. It's like two years old at this point. That's what I'm saying. So they clearly went back to the drawing board here. We're like, shit, we need to revamp this. So I'm curious how they're going to do that. I'm really curious. Maybe they've been filming nonstop for the last two years.

And they're just editing down as much as they possibly can. They've got thousands and thousands of hours of film. Or six episodes. Or six episodes. I would respect that. I'd watch all six. I'm curious. I'm genuinely curious to see if they can figure out a way to make it entertaining.

The location is great, but they used that in the first season way too much. They leaned on the Dubai part of it way too much. We knew more about the city than we did about any of the actual housewives on the show. Very true. So they've had a long time to look at the numbers, to watch some game film. It's a bounce back here. I got my fingers crossed. I don't want it.

Here's the thing. I don't want any of these shows to be bad because we have to watch all of them. That's a really good point. But we'll see where we are in a couple of months. Obviously, you know, the content's going to dictate it. But this episode's all about Miami. And we are getting towards the end. Like you said, we're getting towards reunion season, which happens about six times a year.

But it's reunion season once again. And we've got one episode left of Miami as well. And I'm enjoying it. I am too. I thought. Well, I wasn't for a little while there. Let me be clear. There was like four episodes where I did not care what was going on.

But we have that, now I'm back. Every season has a mid-season low. But what they did very well was the back end. The last three episodes have been stellar. So I have high hopes for the finale. They've done a really good job of bringing us back into and getting us interested again. What I want to talk about before we talk about anything. Because we got some news to discuss, my friend.

Oh, yeah. And it has gotten very convoluted in the last 48 hours. Very suspicious timing, too, after watching this episode. Mm-hmm. So yesterday, there was a lot of posts, a lot of hoopla about Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippin, allegedly breaking up. Now, did you see the post from today? I did not. Oh, you didn't?

No, I kind of took my win and right away. Because they were spotted together on Valentine's Day, and she's wearing a ring. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. How do you go, no? I don't know.

I'm just saying. She probably put Scotty's ring back on. That's a really funny. premise but i want to say that they had a knock down drag out blow out and they're like i'm going my separate ways you're going your separate ways and they had a separation anxiety love bombing discussion where it's like i love you i love you marry me i will marry you let's get married and that's where they are now i was so man because i was really obviously i said it was suspicious timing because of what was mentioned during this episode which we're going to break down i'm so glad we're trying to

get to talk about my phone. Do you know what this weekend is? Oh. NBA All-Star weekend. Oh. That is one of Larsa's favorite things. Interesting. Yeah.

So I was really excited to see if they actually did break up. Larsa just pops up an All-Star weekend this weekend. What if they go together? That way, oh, man. Don't, I usually like it when Bravo bleeds into sports because it's fun for me. Don't ruin sports for me, Larsa. Larsa's just. Larsa's been good for like two episodes.

That's not enough. for me to be happy about that. It's not even really her as much as, like, I understand what she does for the show and while it drives me crazy from time to time, and she hasn't been the last couple episodes. She's an important part of the show. Their relationship just bothers me. I, I just don't like it. And it has nothing to do with the age gap. It has nothing to do with the people. It's just the way

that they are around each other. And the way that they have to let you know that they love each other, fucking despise it. We get it. They are the epitome of a Valentine's Day post. Yeah. Like, that's all, and just all the time. Yes. Just all the time. There's got to be a paragraph about how much they love each other. I don't care. Enough of it. Walking Instagram posts is what they are.

You know what? Stop. It's nauseating. But, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if they're engaged. I don't know what happened. I don't know if this is all a ploy. Because that most of the time when I hear people say like, oh, that was for TV, usually I don't actually believe that.

Like, I do think that people do certain things to, like, push the narrative a little bit. But when it gets like crazy convoluting, like, oh, let's do this master plan, I do think Larsa would do that. I think that she would be like, let's stage a breakup, and then I'll come out with a ring, and it's going to be this big moment. Yeah. I don't like that. That you're talking me into that one.

Yeah. Yeah, no. But look, man, as you said, it is Miami episode. You don't have to do the noise. Mr. 305. I do have to do the noise now forever. You know why?

Because that person that commented, can you not do the noise? It's super cring. I will do the noise until I die. If this podcast dissolves, I will do it anytime somebody says Miami. Let's just make sure that everybody out there knows that Steele is a dad. I am a dad.

And he does have dad jokes. So that is all encompassing there. Yeah, so I'm allowed to have dad jokes. And I'm allowed to cringe at it. That's fine. Exactly. But I will never stop. Bamp, bam, bam, bam.

And to whoever commented that, I forget your name at this moment. I wish I didn't. But that bamp, bamp, is for you. And this Mr. Worldwide is for. you as well. Let's get into Miami. But we start out with exactly what I wanted to start out with and that is Lisa and Jody. Because I need to see them talk about Lenny more. But they start out with a FaceTime and it's interrupted quickly by Nicole who walks in and actually has a very good point. And of course she does because Nicole is the level-headed one and the voice of reason

in the group and continues to do her job very well, but comes in and says, you've been in fight mode for so long with Lenny. And this is important to note because I give Lisa a lot of shit, rightfully so I'm going to give her a lot more shit this episode as well. But it's a good point and a good thing to remember, like she is going through a lot of shit. She has been fighting this moron of a man that is Lenny Hochstein and battling over all these different things, the kids, money, blah, blah, blah. So it is good to remember like, yeah, you've been in a fight mode for so long that you carried it over into your friend group i thought this was a very very poignant analysis by nicole and i actually agree with her i think that it carried over and now

she doesn't even know how to talk to people she just like immediately thinks that everyone's coming after her wrong so wrong dude she just doesn't give a shit about anybody else that's all it is it's both it's not both she doesn't care she has something to talk about and she only wants people to listen to her yeah probably not yes i look she could be in fight mode all she wants but people are calling her out on her ship because they're tired of her and usually they just ignore her or move on like we haven't seen her and Kiki get into a fight before

because Kiki's saying she never asked me about what's going on in my life it's only apparent now because Lisa's talking about her life so much. It has nothing to do with her being in fight mode she's just an asshole. I am not vindicating her from her behavior throughout this season.

Sounds like no I'm saying that both can be true. I do think that she's a self-centered asshole. I think Nicole's being a friend and giving her an out. That's all it is, I think. I think she's calming her down a little bit and saying, look, you're not going crazy. I understand what you're doing. Your friends don't hate you.

They're just frustrated with you right now. And you're in fight mode, so you're going back at them. It makes a lot of sense to a logical person. But it's what Lisa needs to hear. I think Nicole's just like, all right, she needs to hear this. So she's not all wrapped up. And also, maybe this will lead to. better things. Maybe this will lead to a conversation with Kiki, which we see a little bit

later. Maybe this will lead to Lisa taking some responsibility. I think, again, Nicole's very smart. She knows how this works. To your point, she does regurgitate pretty much the same thing Nicole said to her. If Nicole didn't have that conversation with her, she wouldn't have had a conversation with Kiki. Interesting point. Okay. She would have just sulked and probably wouldn't have gone out for breakfast and went home early. All right. I see where you're coming from. But we get all the ladies in the lobby to leave. They're going shopping for the day. It's their last day in Mexico.

And this is where you get the first interaction between Kiki and Lisa. And you can tell it's still a little awkward because they don't know what to say to each other. And the funniest part is on both sides. You get the same exact sentiment. Lisa wants an apology. Kiki wants an apology. Lisa does not deserve an apology. Kiki needs a fucking apology because what you said to her was awful.

What she did to you was not a thing. She flipped the juice box at you. And then she yelled at you after you yelled at her. You started this shit. Again, I will not stop saying this, especially when it comes to Bravo shows. Do not ask for the smoke if you're not prepared to take it. If you keep poking the bear, eventually something's going to happen.

And then... One more analogy. Okay. If you're going to grab the bull by the horns, don't be shocked when it stabs you. There you go. That's not a real one, but it worked. All right.

That was pretty good. Yeah, that wasn't bad, right? I'll take it. But I wish that all Bravo shows would take note of that because I really get tired of the victim mentality after you asked to be dragged and then somebody does what you asked. And then you get all like, oh, my God, you asked for it, and it happened. And in that scene, let's go back to the boat.

Lisa was the aggressor. Like, she was acting ridiculous. So she deserved everything she got. She deserves no apology. Kiki needs an apology. So when they're on the bus, you know, Kiki, you want, Kiki's biggest issue is the fact that Lisa doesn't ask about anything about Kiki's life. But we find out very quickly that's not just Kiki because Marisol's like, dude, she doesn't ask anybody shit about anything. Alex is like, yeah, she's the most self-centered person in the world.

That's just Lisa. Larsa saying that is very funny. Larsa saying that. Like all three of, like Alexia, Larsa, Marisol say that. And cut to a scene of Marisol saying, yeah. I'm going to Scotland to get married, to renew my vows with my husband. Lisa says, who are we talking about? Yeah.

That's Lisa. She honestly wasn't listening until the very end. Yep. And she heard Scotland or she heard Europe and she wanted to know who they were talking about. Yep. But she was talking to you the entire time, Lisa. Yep. That's who he is.

Again, this is not new behavior. And I think that that just immediately confirms it. Marisol, Alexia, and Larsa, most of all, are the three people that if you ask me, last season, who were at least his closest friends, it would have been those three. Now we're finding out that these people do know her very well, and she's very self-centered. She doesn't care what's going on in other people's lives, even before all the Lenny drama. So it has nothing to do with the Lenny drama. She just is very self-centered.

She doesn't care. I agree. I agree with that. And like this, you're going to use what I said earlier against me. I already forgot what you said earlier. Perfect. Because, yeah, I do think that she's extremely self-absorbed and can't get out of her own way to check on her, quote-unquote friends, which is bullshit.

But question for you. Have you eaten a cricket before? I have. So there was a place actually in Northeast, shout out of the Northeast, called Steve's Bug Off. And we used to go there for a trip. And it was,

I think it was an extermination place, but they had a museum in it where they had... There's one of those in Glenside. Yeah, they had like little petrified, like, bugs or whatever. And at the very end of it, they sold like lollipops with crickets at the middle.

Nice. Yeah, so that was... I think I ate a cricket again after that without the lollipop. I was going to say, That's not really the same thing, but... Yeah, I mean, it's like sugar-coded at the end of it. I think this one's, like, the one that they ate in Mexico, I think, is salt, probably.

Roasted, yeah. But I have, yeah. I have eaten a tarantula. Okay, gross. Yep, on a stick. That was fried. Okay, is that an Australian thing, or... That was at a fair?

Okay. I ate a tarantula. Where? Oh, Texas. Okay. Yep. Big state? Yeah, it's big state.

It was in southern Texas. Okay. Yeah. Do you need to know... It was towards San Antonio. Like, what the fuck? I ate a tarantula. Where did I do that at?

State Fair, Texas. Not the, but not the Texas State Fair, because that's different. That's in Dallas. It's massive, and it's all year-round. This was a smaller one, and I ate a tarantula. It actually didn't taste that bad, but it did freak me out a little bit. Crickets, don't mind. And I've also eaten chocolate-covered ants.

I've had them before, but, yeah, now the tarantula, I can't get over. That's too much, dude. No, it tasted kind of like chicken. Nope. You just got to get past the legs. Don't, like, stop painting a picture. I am trying to paint a picture. But anyway, this is when we get the conversation between Kiki and Lisa, and Kiki has to open

it up, of course, because Lisa's not going to approach her. And she says, you know, I said some awful things. And Lisa stops her and says, I said some awful things, too. And then repeats the awful thing she says, which you don't have to do that part. That's not how you do that. You'd never have to do that. Like that time that I said. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, I remember like that time that I mentioned your childhood trauma and that I can't fix it. I'm sorry for that. Don't bring it back. You know what you're apologizing for. It was 12 hours ago. But this is where I can give you credit because she literally says, I'm just angry and I've been fighting everyone for so long. I'm in fight mode. And it's like, ah, Nicole just said that to you. And now you have a way out. But hey, at the very least, at least she understood the assignment. At the very least, it resolves the issue with Kiki. Yes. My question to you is, does Lisa actually believe that or did she take what Nicole said and realize that she could use that as an

apology and get on with her life? I honestly think that she recognizes that she was at least a little bit wrong only because she finishes it with that she acknowledges that she was mean to everybody in the group on the trip. The fact that she, because that was separate from everything that happened, but the fact that she said like, yeah, everybody caught astray for me this trip, like that tells me that she's at least aware that she wasn't awesome. She made not think that she is like definitely wasn't awesome yeah definitely wasn't awesome but she may not think that she was like the main issue i still think that she believes that kiki's more wrong than she was but i do think that she recognizes at the very least that she was an asshole so a little bit

of props yeah resolution whatever sure we can move on great but we get a real quick just a very and we got one earlier as well but uh facetime from gerty and it's just it sucks so much because she's not feeling great and she's talking to Julia and it's just a moment where we can say Gertie beat cancer and fuck yeah because seeing this shit it sucks it's hard to watch. Yeah, I mean, she's an absolute trooper for even going to Mexico in the first place and she was at basically every event. Yeah, yeah, until like the last day. Yeah, missing out on the last day is not that important.

Yeah, do what you got to do, man. And it's just, again, Garty beat cancer. Fuck yeah, Garty, we love you. But we do get a quick FaceTime with two more of my favorite people. Larsa and Marcus, and they're talking about their tequila. And they plug the podcast because Marcus says to Larsa, yeah, I miss you. Separation anxiety. She goes, seriously, separation anxiety.

Don't think it was an intentional plug. But this is what you were talking about. Tries me crazy. I don't care that they're together. It's sickening, dude. It is. It's just, I don't want to watch it. That's it.

I just don't, I do not care there together. Do you live forever together? And I'm going to be brutally honest. if I didn't see yesterday that they had quote unquote broken up I may have very well just skipped through this scene Oh yeah I would have left the subtitles on it and just like Boop Boop Boop a little 10 second thing

She'd been like okay yeah we're not getting anything out of this I just can't do it with them I watched the whole thing and I was very nauseous Well do you know what gets views and clicks Cringe factor baby Cringy shit gets views To an extent like look, if there's somebody on TikTok

that thinks that they're a wolf, I'm going to watch the shit out of that because it's fun. But that's a different type of cringy. The relationship stuff is gross. Ah, man, now you're splitting hairs. You're splitting hairs. I am not splitting hairs.

You are splitting hairs. Two people that are just crazy in love with each other and love bomb each other all the time, that is a different brand of cringe than some woman or man that dresses up as a wolf and frolics through some meadow somewhere.

All encompassing, sir. No, absolutely not. Cringy is cringy. Not even close. Are you getting so heated about this? You don't even understand cringe at this point. I don't need to see your cringy videos from Instagram. One, you probably wouldn't respond.

No, because... I send you shit on Instagram and you just don't... Because I do. I do. I respond when it's not some weird. And by the way, it's nothing like gross, weird. It's just like some cringy shit that makes you uncomfortable. Like, what was the one you sent me?

And again, it's nothing like bad. It just make... You're like, man, I don't want to watch it. And then I'll go over to our Instagram and you're like having a conversation with a Bravo Leopardy or something. I'm like, what am I? Because I don't want to, you're trying to elicit a response. I know what you're doing by sending me.

I'm sharing it with you because I think you might enjoy it. Sorry for my friendship. Here's the worst part. The worst part is now I will like come across like something gringy on Instagram and now I send it to you because I'm like, he'll probably think this is funny. And I'm going to leave you on red. They don't. You say, ha, ha, ha, this is my brand of humor.

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Anyway, moving on, we get the last night out. And this conversation between Alexia and Larsa pops off. And we get a little snippet of a previous scene where it seems as though every time Larsa puts an event together, it's like a deal that she has or something incorporated into her business. And she takes that time to say, well, you know, you have a Todd, Alexia, again, equating her value to that of her husband saying that you have Todd in your life so you don't need to plug. I don't have a Todd. I got a plug to which Alexia very smartly says you had a Scotty. We all know you had a Scotty. That is true.

Yes, you had a Scotty for 34 years. But one, maybe we're not seeing that. I don't really remember Larson. It's not like she's having a party to promote her only fans. I will actually give you that. I don't remember this is the first time. And how many other times have we seen? We saw the basketball thing.

That was for charity. That was for charity. That doesn't count. No. Larsa really hasn't done it. Like Lisa brought the girls to four. Lauderdale to go over and do her whole scent thing. That was ridiculous. That's the whole thing.

I don't remember Alexia ever doing anything either, and Marisol doesn't either. Honestly, this might be one of the only shows that we don't see that more often. Like, we see a lot of brands and charity dinners and all this shit for like half of the shows. Well, we jumped in recently, so maybe in like the early

seasons or something like that. I don't know. They were an 11 year break, so that doesn't even count. 11, there wasn't 11 years? It wasn't 11 years? No, it wasn't that long. 10? No, it was like 6. 7? Like 6. Keep saying high numbers. I don't know time.

Time is a flat circle shooter. I'm watching this season since Halloween. I think that's actually true. And it's Valentine's Day. Wow. Right? Yeah, it is crazy when you look at like, when I get down to the bottom. It's kind of jarring, dude.

It says like episode 17, and I'm like, okay, but then I'm like, oh, fuck, that means 17 weeks. And honestly, with holidays, too, that's longer. Oh, yeah. It's like, wow. It's like five months. Man. Kind of jarring, dude. I'm getting old.

Oh, I've been old. But we get to the tequila tasting, and at the table when they're tasting, Larsa tries to squash the beef between her and Alexia and says, like, I know that we butted heads, Alexia. And Alexia very quickly goes, no, you butted heads. Yeah. Which I love that line. That's a great response. It's a fucking fantastic response. I'm so tired of dumb, fake apologies.

The fact that Alexia is just not happening, I was actually really into this. I am too. I think that that needs to happen more with the sentence. Oh, no, you butted heads. Yeah. Even if they don't say... I think he could have done it a couple hours before this.

I wish she did. Entirely fine with that. Yeah. Sometimes they just squash things just for the sake of squashing it. This was not one of those times because Alexia doesn't understand why this is now coming into something else. Like, I don't really get that. I don't either. But, you know, there's always going to be drama between these two.

Even when they're getting along, it seems like there's an underlying, they're just tension. There's tension. And I think the tension stems from Larsa. Because the way she frames things, you know, where she has to, you know, where she has to tell you about hustling. She has to tell you about all the stuff she's doing. She has to tell you about X, Y, Z. And I love that Alexia has ammo behind it where she's like, by the way, you're getting half of Scotty's retirement as well. And I'm not trying to say that Larson is not hustling. I'm just here to say silence speaks louder sometimes, where if you're out there

hustling doing your thing, working your ass off and not talking about it and people just notice it, that has way more of an effect than openly proclaiming your hustle to Hustletude. Hustle Tud. Hustle Tud. Not terrible. I've had worse. Like aptitude, attitude, hustle Tud.

Yeah, baby. I got that hustle Tude in me. Fuck yeah. But, yeah, so I could see, again, also where that would just wear thin. And I think that this is why I like Miami so much is because these women don't sugarcoat. When they don't agree with something, you don't get that, like, oh, yeah, yeah, they'll just flat out say shit. Yeah. They immediately address it.

Like, I don't agree with you or you're wrong or you're lying. Like, all of those things are stuff that we don't get used to on these shows because usually it gets dragged out or someone doesn't want to stir the pot too soon or not on this show. Shit gets brought up immediately. I love that, especially from our standpoint because we have to talk about stuff so much. And maybe it's different for an entertainment value. And when you're watching something like Beverly Hills or OC or whatever, even Jersey where we just don't talk about things, maybe it's entertaining to an ass some sort of extent. I don't really understand that. This is perfect for us.

Because we don't spend three weeks talking about an issue that hasn't been addressed. And then, they address it face to face and it falls flat. If it falls flat then and there, good. We can move on. Yep. Great. And then maybe something stems from that.

So, yeah, I do agree with you. It makes it a lot easier to talk about these things. And it makes it a little better for us. Now, my question, but I have to ask, if I got you a gift, if I got you a diamond watch, okay? Right. Diamond watch. And I had a company. All right.

Let's say, steals meals. All right, I had a Steels Meals diamond watch. How thrilled would you be to get that watch? Genuinely. It would depend on what it looked like. It's very apparently, like it is my, like the Steals Meals logo. Yeah, I'd never wear it, dude. Ever, right?

Yeah. They're never going to wear her. If you put it like, if it was engraved on the side and it said like Steels Mail or like the logo was on the back of like underneath the watch, I'm in. Which is what I would do if I, first of all, I would never gift anybody a logo of anything. I would also. It wouldn't make any sense because then I can't. show off the logo so is it marketing at that point no then it's just like hubris because i want you to wear my logo on your wrist now that's the thing i didn't think that the made you know what

our our jewelry wearing uh listeners might have some issues with us i looked at that it looks pretty cool like the logo is interesting it doesn't it's the shape of the bottle i think i understand like where it's coming from yes and why she's doing it and they she even pointed out like yeah it's a good somebody she also only got three yeah i know that's fucking insane i think julia yelled over like oh yeah it's a really good marketing campaign like okay that makes sense just looking at it it looked fine it looks i don't know but yeah i would know what it stands for i'm not going to wear it ever that's all i'm saying i think if it was discreet enough i would wear it but if it's very clearly a logo like if it was a nike logo although i've seen some chains that are nike logos and what do you think

when you see i wouldn't wear them yeah stupid yeah yeah so that's my only point i'm not you know I don't want to drag her where she doesn't deserve to be dragged. I just thought that was tacky. I thought that was a tacky move. What would have been funny is if somebody had one of those guns that, like, checks the diamonds, like right then and there. Like, is this real? That would have been.

But we get to dinner, and, but they get to dinner. And overall, this group is doing better. And somebody announces that at the table, even like, yeah, the group's coming together a little bit. So let's highlight what we like about. people in the group. This is a game that could never go wrong. It doesn't really go wrong. It actually doesn't go wrong.

It could have, and it could have with this comment, and this actually carried way over into Watch What Happens Live last night with Adriana, who, by the way, man. Shut up about-Darana. More and more. Oh, she's having a party next week at Emilio's Hotel. Look, the uncontrolled chaos that you never know what the fuck she's going to do, ever. I never in a million years thought that we would go from Kiki's energy and she lights up a room to Adriana what do you like about Larsa Marcus did you see that coming because I fucking didn't no I didn't see it coming I didn't either that's fun sure yeah she's a wild card you're a grump she doesn't do anything for me clearly I'm just she doesn't do anything for the group either when they're sitting on the bus going over what's going on and they're like yeah there's four of us here no there's

Five. She literally got... No, six. You don't even remember. Whatever. I forgot about Adriana. That was funny. That's funny.

That was funny. And Adriana was like, oh, yeah, okay. I'm just farting up here. Like, all right. That's what she's doing? What was the word they used for farting? Flatulence. Yeah, but they said it wrong, didn't they?

No, I think they got flat. She said, I'm a little flatulent. No. Oh, I thought there was a word. Yeah, there was another one that was close that. Oh, Alexia might have. Oh, no. Yeah, Kiki said farchulence.

Fartulence, yeah. There we go. Which actually makes more sense. I think that should be a thing. Farchalance and Hustletude. Let's revisit that. We'll come back to Fartulins. Don't you worry.

Don't you worry out there. I know you guys. Shout out that person that goes to all three of our shows. Yeah. What do you mean? That's your reward. New words. We're going to give you a book,

a lexicon of the bros in my journal. That's what you get. I'm going to give you some farts at a bottle. That's where you were going, wasn't it? No. Oh, no. That makes more sense. is a gift, though. I thought you're going to just like meet them and flirt. No, no, I meant like,

you get a pro dictionary, but whatever, yeah. I thought you're going to just like, hi, nice to meet you. And then fart. And I was like, that's a bad reward. I don't think they're going to like that. No, nobody's going to like that. No, that's a bad one. But to my point, by talking about this and bringing it up, we get to talk about Michael Jordan finally. And we have not discussed Michael Jordan once. Marcus Jordan's been on this season the whole time. And we've been, never gotten to talk about Michael Jordan. So I'm very excited that we finally get to bring up MJ and how he feels

about this relationship. And we've already known because this came out in the press a while ago, which is funny, that it came out as they were filming. So they found out as we found out and we get to watch their response. They found out as we found out as we're watching live and they broke up. No. Weird timing.

That's what I'm saying. This episode came out this week. I see what you're saying. We start talking about Michael Jordan and his disapproval of their relationship. Now this then they're broken up. I saw a comment. Somebody said, yeah, MJ Bourne,

Marcus, he's going to write him out of the will. He may have, honestly. I wouldn't put it past him. Michael Jordan, he'll do whatever

the fuck he wants, man. He always does. But they ask how Michael feels about this whole thing, and she skates around it so much. She's not even comfortable

when people say his name, and I'm so confused as to why. Like, it happens later when they're talking about him at Padell or pickleball. She's like, I don't even want to say his name.

And this happened way early in the season when they brought up Michael Jordan for the first time and she like shut it down she's like no no no we don't talk about it she's not stupid she thinks all of the same things that we think yeah she understands the optics of the situation while they go on their podcast and they talk about the age gap and they talk about this and that and whatever and did I know you know I didn't know you when you were younger that's bullshit she doesn't want to bring Michael into it I am amazed that we haven't

seen pictures of Larsa 20 years ago with a 12 year old Marcus I really don't need to genuinely I don't need to see that but I'm amazed that People haven't found that. Like, it's got to be out there somewhere. Yeah, it does. But I, like, genuinely, this isn't even like, oh, man, don't want to see it. I really don't need to see that at all. Okay.

They're fine where they're at, where I don't need to watch them after next week. You don't need, like, a 32-year-old, Larsa with a 10-year-old Marcus. I don't know if I'm doing me. What's their age, yeah? No, 16 years. Oh, it's 16? Yeah, it's 16 years. Oh.

Right? It's not crazy. That's my whole point. It's not. It's better than what I think. It's not... When we went through all of this, and when we originally did this

when they first started dating, I've been imagining a married 28-year-old Larsa with a six-year-old Marcus. No, it's a 16-year age cap, but I'm still like... Yeah, but like... That's pretty close, though. The thing is also, though, like,

that's not the issue. The issue to me is not... I don't give a fuck on either end. If it's an older man with a younger woman, if it's an older woman with a younger man, I do not care. As long as they didn't know each other when one was six. Yes.

It was 25, yeah. Yes. As long as you probably didn't babysit them. Yeah, that's like, all I'm saying, man, they ask her flat out. Like, how does Michael feel about this? And like I said, she skates around, skates around it. And then finally says, like, his mom left hearts on our Instagram post. It's like, cool.

Great. What about Michael? Yeah. And she's like, he's cool. He's cool. We're all good. it's fine now we're fine today that's like the most not real response ever she knows he's not cool with it she's not addressing the actual question all she's saying is yeah like you know i haven't

seen him he's cool he's great like okay what does he think about your relationship oh you think he's a cool guy he was a really good basketball player i haven't seen him in so long like i haven't seen each other since marcus and i started dating like okay is he the goat yeah A thousand percent, yeah. I agree. I don't think LeBron's the good. I think he's the good. I just wanted to bring that conversation up.

Yeah, no. And just good. But no, it's, yeah, she's just dodging the question over and over again, which brings into your mind a little bit. Have they had an interaction? No. Is there something going on? Because him and Scotty don't talk. So there's nothing going on there.

I don't think. She said that he's, was that later? She does say that she's seen him, I think. I think she says that once. I think she said earlier in the season that she went there for Thanksgiving or something. She went to the moms for Thanksgiving. Okay. So, yeah, she went to the moms for Thanksgiving, but MJ wasn't there.

So, yeah, this has just been hanging over our heads the entire time. And I know that, you know, for the casual Bravo, casual sports fan, it's not that big of a deal. I've wanted to know what Michael Jordan thought about this since I heard that they started dating. Same. Even before the show, I wanted to know. Like, well before the show. As soon as we heard that this was going on, we're like, uh, no. Both of our sports brains, both of our sports brains were like, we need to hear from Michael immediately.

But at least we get to talk about it a little, but we just don't get a whole lot of answers. But Julia does point out that Larsa has lots of secrets. She likes to keep things to herself. And if you look back, like, we really don't know that much about Larsa as far as we got to, you know, see her with her daughter earlier this season, which I actually appreciated that scene and liked that scene. I've enjoyed how Marcus was with her as well. But we don't go into her shit that much. much because she does tend to do this thing where she just like deflects and then says something outlandish and causes shit amongst the group or skates around the question

doesn't answer it fully as we're seeing right now right but don't worry because we have a pinata and i think it would have been a lot funnier a whole lot funnier if they didn't tell anybody and hit the pinata and dildos fell out i don't understand the pinata in a restaurant you're like what what what's the point you're not going to break the pinata is there a whole point of a pinata. Otherwise, just give them gift bags. I agree. And how funny would it have been if they didn't know that it was full of dildos and you break it and a bunch of dicks fall out?

Start flopping around. That's funny. That would be hilarious. That's really funny. Fun visual. Uh-huh. That's one way to bring dildos into the housewife scene. You missed the mark. We see them in every show now and it's just like everybody's got, and Steele and I talk about this all the time. Guys can't go on a trip and just hand out sex toys to each other. That's fucking gross.

But girls can do it all the time and that's entirely fine. I want to bring it to a new level. I want to see some dildos flopping on the ground and coming out of a pinata. Yeah, that would be, you missed a boat. Could have done that. It would have been great TV. In the middle of a restaurant, too, with all those people? Oh, I didn't even think about that part of it.

It's hilarious. It's still, oh, wow. Could you imagine if you're sitting at a table and you look back behind you because there's a commotion and you turn around and there's just like 15 dildos? That would be really funny. But the group's viving. It is nice to see everyone getting along and laughing and all that shit. But we get back to Miami and we get a quick scene with Alexia and Frankie.

And they're having a really tough time giving him. him as independence, which is, you know, what they've been working with the Des Moia Foundation for. And I cannot begin to imagine how hard it would be to step away and let him do his own thing, you know, even as smallest thing at a home alone is such a massive, massive undertaking and the worry and concern that must come with it, I, again, can't imagine. Like, even Frankie's brother is terrified at the premise of him taking an Uber alone. Yeah. So, I just think it's an important scene and I always love these scenes with Alexia

because it shows that side of her as a mom and I think she's a great mom. She might be, you know, a little overbearing at times so she likes to really be involved with the kids' lives. I think she's aware of her overbearing. She is.

She talks about it, which is nice. Which I'll give her credit for. Yeah, and she's more so where she's like, I know that I may do too much for these boys, but I can't help it. That's who I am. I'm working on it. And she does say that.

Like, I'm trying to give them more independence, all that stuff. and look it makes sense i can't imagine what going through something like that would do to you and yeah you'd probably want your boys next to you 24-7 365 so this whole process watching her with frankie throughout this season specifically has been really really nice to see it's also been super interesting and captivating to watch this journey that he's on and that she's on that their brother's on like watching them all see frankie try to grow up and and take that next step in his life and we're all rooting for him

So it's just, it's, it's fun to watch these scenes. I like these scenes a lot. Yeah, they humanize somebody who actually this season has had a really good season. Last year, this was her only saving grace, was watching these scenes. So I feel like that's why it resonated so well with us last year. This year, Alexi is fine. Like, she's really not bugging me. She shows up when she needs to.

She gets involved when she needs to. She doesn't overdo it. She's not acting too dramatic in certain scenes and being very apparent as to what she's trying to achieve. she's having a really good year and now this is hitting harder because we're allowing you to go where this is a really nice scene that we're looking forward to seeing

let's check in with Frankie not just a okay Alexi is really pissing me off let's go over to Frankie so that I can feel better about her yeah no that's a good point but hey Michael hey Tom

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Don't worry, we're back to Lisa and Jody and talking about Lenny again. Thank God. We need more of this. I know. I missed them. But they were talking about the fact that Lenny fucking signed. We signed the papers. Everyone signed the papers.

And what I did not need, what I did not need was the fact that we can tie Jody in again because Lenny picked Jody's architecture. contextual design for Lisa's new house. You've got to be fucking kidding me, bro. When they said that, I was like, next scene, next fucking scene. Don't need to hear how this is serendipitous. I don't need to hear how, wow, it's meant to be. It shouldn't be your ex-husband picked your boyfriend's plans for your house.

That's fucking weird. This whole situation is weird, and this is fucking weird. Well, this is what I want to ask. Do you think, well, no, because Lenny's very vindictive. I was going to say, do you think he chose. I don't think he knew. Until Lisa said, those are Jody's plans. Should be a red flag right away.

The guy who built the White House in Miami is picking your boyfriend's architectural design for you. Uh-oh. Yeah, it's problematic. I bet you there's going to be a huge... Pablo Escobar's Miami escape. There's going to be a huge air conditioning unit on the roof that's going to be an eyesore. There's going to be some millenniaisms there.

And that's the other thing. What the fuck? He's picking your architectural design? I guarantee that. Who's signed off on that? that was definitely a stipulation that was 100% on lenny's side yes yep i get to decide what a weird move why did neither of these fucking people just want to move on i don't know i don't know why you used that dramatic you went through all that shit you're harping on this agreement that you need

to sign which is fair like it finally puts an end to most of it you can agree on some things and obviously like lisa says there's still a lot that we're not agreeing on especially the co-parenting it doesn't sound like lenny wants to be around his kids as it is that's a pretty cut and clear thing he gets to pick your architectural design and this is the first we're hearing of it you've been complaining about all this dumb shit about Lenny for fucking weeks this is probably something that should have popped up at some point because we could have at least talked about it I agree but I'm assuming that he did that so that he could keep the price to a certain thing because if this is what it's going to put a price in

yeah that's what I mean he doesn't he shouldn't be able to pick what the house is going to look like also you're getting a house built by the way that's fucking insane buy a house that is already there hey What? Who gives a fuck? It's over. Dude, it bothers me. It's not over.

I don't know. It should be. I know it's not. But that's like what sucks is because I'm watching this. I'm like, great, it can be done now. It's not. But God, wouldn't it be nice? For a split second, I had like a little bit of hope.

I was like, ah, we're done. We're through it. Now we can, now maybe we can learn about Jody. What's his last fucking name? I don't know because. Oxstein. He's Lenny's brother. They've been hiding it from us.

It's his cousin. That's that, yeah. And actually, Jody gets a cut of the architectural money. He probably, I mean, he does. So is he an architect? I have no fucking idea. Because we don't know. Great point.

They don't talk about Jody. Outstanding point, sir. But from what I gathered from them talking, he worked with an architect to design this house that he was going to build, but because of the pandemic, they did say this. Because of the pandemic, he renovated his house instead. Instead of doing this new build, Adriana's house. Yeah. So instead of doing the new build, he renovated.

Yeah, bro. There's a lot of red lines around here. End it. It's something weird. It's weird. There's definitely something weird going on it. I don't like it at all. I don't like brew hurry up.

I was going to say it's yeah, yeah. And then we get a nice scene with Nicole and her dad, and Nicole meets the girlfriend. And as we know, Nicole's dad has since passed away, which is sad. But we can take some solace in the fact that, you know, they hadn't a strange relationship for so long. They didn't get along. They didn't talk.

Nicole had her feelings about him, obviously, and we got to see them actually work through that in therapy and all that stuff. But it's nice to see knowing that he passed, but they did come back together at the end. And she even took the time to meet the girlfriend, which seemed very nice, by the way. Ravo was doing them dirty. You think?

Oh, dude, the dramatic music. Oh, the dramatic music. It made it seem like there was. Before the scene. Before the scene. And then even when she sat down, what's her name? Isis when she sat down. It's just a casual way that you just said, what's her name, Isis?

But yeah, sorry. Sure is. But yeah, no, even when she sat down, it made it, the editing made it look like there was an awkward pause. And of course, there's a fucking awkward pause, but then they had the music added in. And look, credit to Nicole, I don't think that Nicole could have done this last year. She's been talking a lot of people. She's been trying to rectify her relationship with her father. and she's going into this, while it's a very awkward situation because this woman is the same age as you,

she's going into this with a completely different approach and a very mature approach, even to the point where she says, it seems like my son is bringing home a girlfriend and I'm the mother that has to approve of this. And she's asking questions. And she's asking questions. But she was very happy, energetic, enthusiastic about polite, respectful, all of the things that you would hope to look for. And it's a very awkward situation.

The dad, on the other hand, is her dad. Every question was, are you guys exclusive? I said that I would marry her tomorrow. You're fucking avoiding it. And then what I really enjoyed was Isis and Nicole teaming up on him. Yeah, I know. Like, that was a good time. And everybody enjoyed that.

I thought it was a very enjoyable scene. It was. It was a lovely scene. And I'm glad, again, I'm glad we get to watch them come together, you know, later in his life. So that was really nice. But we get Julia and Alexia at Pinecrest Farm. And it's nice to see this friendship has come together. And I think maybe that's why this season has been as good as it has been.

And yes, we had that mid-season long. Everybody's becoming friends. We see repaired relationships. We see new friendships. We don't just see a fractured group. And look, the drama is fun. We all like the drama. But when you have a group of women that do not like each other, i.e. Potomac, it makes for really stale TV.

Yeah, it does. Potomac's my favorite. I'll say it every time. And watching this season was. really a bummer because they lost their way so this is the way to do it when you see genuine friendships come out of two people that didn't get along prior to people that weren't friends before and you see other friendships break down they come back to get like that's real that's what we want it's good TV keep doing that shit don't keep forcing in sexual predator things about

people's husbands on the cast because that is something you cannot work back from people don't resolve those issues that's irresolvable all right this isn't a safe space for you to air out your potomac issues yeah okay i'll i'll i'll do my own podcast for that you can't have a rant about potomac in the middle of miami it's okay i hope they find their way people listening to this don't care about potomac neither do we well i neither do i do you do all right i do okay and my feelings matter it's going to be okay i hope they figure it to revamp it i hope now i don't want to lose everybody stop it see you make me sad but adriana facetimes them and invites them to her party at amelios because of a new song that amelio produced for her and look sick amelio oh likes adriana

yeah dude for sure but this is when we get the the article about michael jordan's response to larsa and marcus and we've seen the video he does not take take it well. He laughs, begrudging. He's like, puh, like, yeah. No, I don't agree with it. No, I don't condone this. That was the correct response. That's what he said. It's not at all. It cannot be taken another way. No, it's not subject. I want to reiterate that. Yes. Before we get into Paddell. If you don't know what Paddell is, of course, Bruce plays Paddle because he plays Paddleman, because he plays every racket sport in the world. Shout out, Bruce. Very similar to pickleball, but also similar to paddle tennis. If you don't know what paddle tennis is,

that's a story for a different day but they're playing pedel aka it's pretty much pickleball but we get to pickleball slash padell and it's Larsa Kiki and Adriano and I think it's funny that on the FaceTime before

Adrian is like well I'm playing Padell with her tomorrow so I have to bring up this article you do not you don't you do you don't for the TV show you do TV show you do but I'm just talking about like in a normal friendship like if I saw something in the press about you, which please don't ever let me see anything in the press about you.

But if I did... What if it's an obituary? Then I probably wrote it. So it's probably funny as shit and respectful. And respectful. With a little dig in there. That's me. But I just think it's funny.

She's like, I have to bring this up tomorrow. And of course, she does. And she just asks, you know, what is the deal with Michael Jordan? Because we've seen this. And you told us that everything was cool. It does not seem to be cool. And Lars is like, he's laughing. He's laughing, guys.

Guys, he thinks it's funny. We're cool. It's fine. It's fine. Stop saying his name, though, but it's fine. And I think genuinely what it is, she doesn't want to go to war with Michael Jordan. No, I think that Michael told Marcus,

keep me off the fucking show. And I think that's where she's like, okay, shh, it's fine. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. He's going to sue, and he has all the money. All of it. Yeah. So shut up about Michael.

we're not going to even mention his name no don't mention his name and also no he's not cool with it but to play devil's advocate here and as her friends that kiki and adriana appear to be this is when i would say who gives a shit you guys are you guys are happy who gives a fuck and that's what lars is trying to paint the picture as i think that everyone gets it like yeah i was a shock at first and yeah it was a little bit weird but they've gotten to a point now or they you know if we're happy then they're happy i don't believe that but as a friend quote unquote Adriana that's what that's your move now you brought it up now you just say look you guys are happy yeah then you leave it even with Larsa he's not going to but yeah no you're

not at all like she's not going to but that's what a friend would do is just back up Larson that moment instead you keep kind of pushing a little bit to try to see her reaction to the old Michael thing and I do love from again Adriana had a great episode for me because she calls out Larsa's Kardashian voice, which just chef's kiss, kudos to you, Adriana, because that's a great call out, because she does do that, 100%. As we know, she used to hang out with the Kardashians a lot. She got nixed from that group. Can't imagine why.

But I'm glad that she called it out. It's the first I've heard of it. It's the first reference I've heard on the show about somebody actually calling out the Kardashian part of it. Oh, yeah. And look, Adriana, I've taken. Taking a very big turn throughout this season. I'm on her team now.

What do you mean? You've been on her team since day one. No, I've been understanding of why she's on the show since day one. I have... Now you like her? Yeah. I think she's... Look, I, you know this.

I love a good wild guard. I think that it adds an aspect to any show, any movie, any... In public. When you have a wild card friend, that guy is fun. You don't want to hang out with him too much because he starts too much shit. I will say that she, her bringing this up is, it's important because we need to talk about it. Yeah. And I don't know if anybody else in this group would have brought it up, definitely not as brazen as she did.

My problem lies with, she does this with every detail of every story that ever comes out because that's all she has going for. Yeah, that's the storyline. That's not wild card. It's annoying. Wild card. She hits one, yeah, she's a wild card in the sense that one out of every 20 things that she does hit. Did you see her on Watchman Happens Live? She said she willed the breakup.

of Marcus and Larsa because she thinks Marcus is hot. Fucking nuts. Andy asked her, would you date Mark? She goes, yeah, why not? He's hot. Well, yeah, that's fair. Wild card.

That's wild. I don't know if you actually believe this. I can't tell. I do. I think she's good for the show. And I enjoy it. I enjoy her. But that takes us to the question portion of the show.

So let's jump right in. From Chappaquittic, do you guys think Lisa will take any accountability at the reunion. Um, yeah, but not because she actually believes it. I think she's going to watch and do her homework and kind of do what she did in the episode today, which is hear something that somebody else said and use that to her advantage. Yeah, I think she's going to try to play the sympathy card, which it's too little too late. She could have done that all season. Instead, she got on her nerves very quickly because she didn't take her opportunities to not talk

about it. She constantly talked about it. So I think now she's going to go into it saying, you know, It was a really tumultuous year for me. People can expect me to get over quickly or have a good time, and it was really tough for me to do that. And some people will believe it. Like, let's be honest, people will believe that and give her grace. We're not. No. Now we see through it.

All right. I got, this is a good one from Julie Bush 4300. What would you guys do if you were Michael Jordan? Oh, that was my son? Yeah, no, it wouldn't have gotten this far. Oh, you would have nixed it from the beginning. No, see, I wouldn't. I would have had a very serious sit-down conversation and be like, dude, do you realize, like, the optics of this?

Do you realize what you're getting into? Are you sure? And if he told me, yeah, then I would support him. You have a kid. I don't. Correct. I'm talking about it. Yeah.

So, no. Absolutely not. I would have written him out of the will. It's never worth. Or I would have taken a different approach and made fun of Scotty. I definitely would have done that. That, especially because those two do not vibe at all anymore. It's like the perfect, perfect way to get back at them.

But, yeah, no, I, I would rather bite the bullet and watch this relationship unfold than strain my relationship with my child. Oh, this is an interesting one. It's kind of a left turn. But from Jennifer Hardwich, if you could be any housewife's husband, who would it be? And why? Oh, I know. I know, I know mine. You know yours?

Anthony. Nicole's husband. Oh, yeah. He's normal. He buys yachts. Their houses are insane. That I'm going with that. And he seems mellow.

Yeah, Anthony's a really good one. I mean, that's, it's the most level-headed versus that or Joe Gorga. Yeah, that's a good one. I don't know. I can't really think of any off the top of my head. Oh, I'd be hip hop rob. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.

That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. The Lion King. Yeah. Nice. And last one from Bokum Ali. Yer. Yurt.

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