Bros & Shows - LOVE ISLAND WEEK ONE ROUND UP (ep 1-4 FULL RECAP)

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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Yeah, baby. All right. Shows and Shows. I got to have me now, Bros and Shows. Good evening, everybody, and welcome back to another episode of Bros and Shows. I am your co-host, Steele Russell, joined as always by the one and only, Love Island, McGiland. What's up, dude? Welcome to Brov Island. Welcome to Brov Island.

Brov Island, yeah. Brov. We're so excited to get into this. this is just it's been a long time coming yep you know i watched a lot of last season just spectacular television it is so much content it's going to be interesting we want you guys to just know you got to work with us here you're going to do our best to keep this as what's the word uh sequential sure sequential as we can and to keep you as updated as we can without letting too much time go by this is episodes one through four yeah this is week one

After Sun. Not after Sun. We can't add that to the mix. After Sun. So I was thinking about it while I was driving over to your house today. Is that this? It's this. So like it doesn't make any sense.

It would be redundant for us to watch that. And we probably, they don't really give opinions so much as they do. That would be what I was. I didn't watch it, but I was afraid that if I watched it would, it would give me, you know,

differing opinions that are not my own. Yeah. It's pretty much just like a recap show. They talk about, you know, they're ex-love Islanders. So they talk about their experiences and how that comes into play and they kind of break it down. It's sort of like watching game film. I like that, which is cool and kind of fun, but it adds another episode to the mix.

So what we're going to do is this will pretty much be our only four episode recap. Yeah. From here on out, it'll be three episode recaps. So we're going to do one through four today. Yep. We'll have six, seven, and eight. Yes. I believe would it be?

Yeah, six, seven and eight. We're going to film that on Thursday. So that'll be up before the end of the week. So you can look forward to two Love Island breakdowns a week from us, and we will make sure in the description. We'll show you which episodes we're doing. Yeah, so you can stay on track with us as we go through this whole thing. We did watch the last one, the most recent one.

We're not including that one of us. Yeah, we're not going to spoil. We're not going to spoil it. We're going to do our best to not spoil it. But as a newcomer, I did not watch any of last year. I saw clips, obviously. I watched people to talk about it a lot. Never dove in.

I'm kind of glad that I didn't. Not because I heard last season was incredible, but more so I wasn't sure what to expect. Yeah. I'm in love with this show. It's incredible. It's the greatest show ever. It's so funny because it's such a daunting thing

to look at as a newcomer and say, holy shit, there are how many episodes a week? Every night? How do we even go about recapping this? We have a pretty good plan in the works here, but I'm not going to lie to you. Last year when I was watching this, I picked it up probably halfway through the season, and I missed a couple episodes here and there and just watch clips.

It was so daunting to even think about the possibility of us covering this. It was so much. We figured, shit, we got to just drop everything else and just figure it out. Nope, we're going to be watching this every night. Let's be honest. It is such good television, and the good part about you not watching last season, most people online, at least for the first couple episodes, they just immediately start comparing.

Like, ooh, this person's like this person. person. This person is like this person. It doesn't work that way. These are very different people than what we saw last year. You can draw comparisons if you want to, if that's what you want to do. We're not going to do that on this show, especially because Steele them watched last season. So it won't really matter.

Yeah. I'm just stoked to get into it. And like, I told you earlier before we started recording, I look forward to watching it every night. When I got done, I watched episode five today. And when I got done, I was like, fuck, I wish that I could watch the next one because it's that good. But the way that we're going to do it today.

we're going to break down the cast what we think about the cast we're going to break down the couples what we think about the couples we're going to talk about our favorite moments and uh we're kind of going to go from there we're going to take we have a lot of questions too so we'll probably extend the question portion yeah the question portion will be a good extension for um yeah we'll break down the ogs first of course as one does and he's used in the bombshells that it's except for one ogy who's a real piece of shit who's a huge racist see yelissa has left the villa why loser fuck scumbag. That's, so let's just talk about that right now. Okay. Real quick. If you're Love Island, you announced the cast last week before it starts. Everybody gets excited. Ooh, let's see what these people are all about.

You get to Yalissa, everybody could see what her past was about. She did this shit on camera, on Instagram, on fucking TikTok. We have evidence of this. How did you not have evidence of this? What are you doing? I have no idea. And that's the other part. as far as the network goes

when you're vetting your contestants how do you not see that and go not even just for optics more so from a moral standpoint like hey let's not give this piece of shit a platform yeah it just it made no sense to me

when they announced the cast and everybody figured it out within like two or three hours yeah like how are we gonna what what like I get it like you know the other like there's other people that were like pissed off about other people's you know past and like who they voted for and shit like whatever these people aren't real they they're on love island they're not real people yelissa has an actual past that we can see there that is incredibly problematic she's a real

piece of shit and you still threw her out there and then i guess that's why the first episode was cut or cut was pushed like 40 minutes was because they were trying to i guess probably edit her out as much as possible knowing that she wasn't going to make it the episode too when they get that announcement ulysa has left to the villa that was it too that was all they did and they must have told the rest of the cast. Like, hey, you're single now. Ace you're single. I don't want to hear a word.

Don't say a fucking word. It is very funny. But the breakdown of this show is incredible. If you haven't started watching it and you're waiting for us to recap it, it is unbelievable. It's every day. They have so much filming. They edit the shit on the spot and get it out at 9 p.m. It is awesome.

I can't imagine being an editor for this show. Dude, imagine being the, I can't. I always forget this guy's name. The Scottish guy who does the, uh, narrating. He has to sit in a room and narrate the footage that they give him and get it right back to them. That would be awesome actually. It is actually pretty cool. I would love to be that guy. I could be that guy. He's so fucking funny. I didn't think I was going to like him that much.

No, really? Dev said, I love the narrator, and he chimed in the first time. I was like, yeah. I didn't think you were going to love, oh, okay, I thought because you had like some weird complex with Dev. No. Oh, my wife loves him. I'm not, oh, I'm going to put this guy through the ringer, all right? I actually very much trust my wife's taste. We have very similar taste. Just some weird. Fuck this guy. Just some weird thing I have, some complex.

No, no, no. No, I trust her opinion. That was the reason. I was like, all right, let's see. And yes, he's, he's incredible. He's great. And he has, like, so much to work with. There's so much material and content out there for him to make jokes about.

Well, these people are like caricatures. They are incredible. It's just ridiculous. And let's get into everybody. Let's introduce the cast. So we have Shelly, who is 27. She's from Miami. She also lives in the Bronx.

Where she's from is very confusing to me. So one thing I will say, where they're from doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't really matter. It's so funny getting through. And I'm happy because, you know, the way we're doing this for the recap, you get through that first episode, it is so long. It's an hour and 45 minutes long. It goes faster than that, for sure.

They did have about a 10-minute dance number. for all of the O'Gs, which is hilarious. I have no experience. I loved that. I loved the dance. It's the best. But once they get into it, you're like, you're watching it in a certain light

where you're trying to get an idea of who these people are. You're like, all right, you're from Miami. You spend some time in the Bronx. All right. What do you do for work? Cool. By episode three, you don't give shit anymore. It doesn't matter.

She's a day trader. There's only one person that I will always remember what his profession is. Austin. Who called the pool man? the pool man. And by the way, dude, I'm sorry, Austin. It's pool boy. Yeah, it's a pool boy. And yeah, dude, an episode, I have, fuck. This is the problem, too. We watched the episode today that aired last night. At some point, he does start talking about, like, making a porn. I think he was talking to a Maya at some point in that episode. It's like, you're a pool boy. Of course you're talking about this. That's probably your day to day. But then that's the other part, because with Austin, and I'm going to get to the boys afterwards, but since we're talking about it, it. He's from Michigan. Yep. He moved to

Florida. Oh, thank you. Oh, okay. Yeah, I got you. You see my confusion? I got you. A pool boy in Michigan? Or do you? That wouldn't make sense. Yeah. No. So that was where my... He's just that guy that does the cold plunge in Michigan every day. Oh. I know you're talking about. Oh, but yeah, Shelley and

she is, it doesn't like labels. Gee, bisexual. Good place for, oh, I thought you meant like, okay, yeah. What did you think of that? Like boyfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend. Oh, it's a good place to be. A label as far as her sexuality. But she dabbles in men and women.

So I also thought when she said that was like, ooh, is not going to come up this? Weirdly, that's one thing that I'm waiting for on this show. They do break it downward, like you couple up with a guy or a girl. Yeah. I'm waiting for them to bend. I just don't know how it would work. Well, they should, it should be an option at some point. You can couple up with the same sex.

It would be interesting. Yeah. It would be really, and that kind of when she brought. brought that up. I was like, I wonder if that will happen this season. If there's going to be a moment where it's like, ooh, if there's somebody else similar. Yeah, it should be an option in the future, I would imagine. But hey, good sex is very important to her, all right? That's Shelly.

Hell yeah. Alondria, 27, in the elevator and escalator industry. Mm-hmm. Has it ups and downs. She's from Decatur, Alabama, first-generation college student. That's Alandria. Oh, yeah. All right?

Moving on, we got Huda, 24, fitness. coach, North Carolina. She's into cutesy shit. And she has a daughter who's four years old. That's the biggest part. I can't wait to talk about the couples. I can't. This is hard because I want to jump forward and like jump around.

I know. It's okay. We got to try to. Okay. We'll get there. We'll get there. She, this is really important. She's waiting to tell people.

Okay. And this is very important to note. And she makes a note of that out of the gate. I'm waiting to tell people that I have a child. Yes. Okay. Bell Dasha, a.k.a. Bella is a Christian, which is important because of the first interaction that we get with everything. She is 22 from Oregon and moved to Hawaii.

Okay? Keep it up with me. Up next is Ulyssa. Massive piece of shit. Don't need to talk about her because of what a piece of shit she is. And don't let the door hitching the ass on the way out. Yep. Okay. Let's get to the boys. Up first, you got Ace. Ace is 22. He lives in L.A. he owns a dance company, and he's a family man. Yep. Nick 24, registered nurse, does not know what the word feral means.

You can describe me as feral, and then he said it. He's also a model, too. I imagine that most of these guys are models, or most of these contestants. A lot of the lore of Love Island is people coming out, and there's some shit that, like, I just don't care about when it comes to, oh, I was dating this guy, now he's doing this. or you've got a hootah's uh baby daddy is like putting pictures out like saying i'm not an absentee father it's like she never said you were shut up this is yeah i never heard absentee father move on with your life enough of this shit or the other people like talking about their interactions the funny interactions are i went to high school with that guy and he bullied me

or with nick it was a girl that he was modeling with for years saying oh my ex my fake ex that i used the model with and act like we were a couple all the time. He's on Love Island. Like, those things are very fun. That's, oh, that is one. Or Ace, his dance, we all thought it was going to be like some dance studio that he has. I did not. He did it.

Well, I think he does actually have that. But the clip that people brought up was him teaching guys from Pakistan had a dance to, oh, shit, I can't remember who it was. I want to say it was Migos, but maybe it wasn't. And it is so funny. It is unbelievable. He's on Zoom with these guys. that are over in Pakistan

and he's teaching them how to dance to that. Oh, wow. I got to dive into the Love Island. Like, my TikTok is just Love Island now. Oh, I got to get... It wouldn't have it any other way.

I got to get onto that one. But again, Nick does not know what Farrell means. He's like, you can describe me as feral. And I was like, ah, that's bad. And he lets the patients touch his hair, which is bizarre. Isn't that weird? They love how my hair feels. I was like, that's strange.

Yeah. Can't do that, but... Well, I mean, there's extenuating circumstances, I suppose. If somebody's, like, deathly ill, and they're like, I just want to touch your hair. I don't know why they're British. Yeah, they're British. Let me touch your, your, curly Bobbitts.

Bobbitts, yeah. That's probably true. What do they say in England? Right, guys? Taylor, it's from Oklahoma, 24. He's a rodeo competitor, and he's going to vet school because his family, he's got a vet in the family, and he wants to be veterinarian.

Austin, 26, pool boy from Michigan, currently lives in Florida. Up last is Jeremiah, who's 25 from L.A. He's a model slash caterer. nerd and he cheated on his ex okay all right so as far as these guys go

these guys and gals I need first impressions right out right out of the gate who are you feeling's like all right and like that's the other part for me having no background I'm like is there like supposed to be a top dog in the group is there supposed to be like you know

a hierarchy here like how does everything fall and I figured it out there really isn't it's just vibes they're just all they're they make the most of it because again you can't have your phone there you can't have any sort of digital device you can't like read books or anything there you're just these people don't read i know yeah well to be fair sierra did come in and say that she i can't wait to get to that shit um but yeah there's nothing you can really do you can work out it's sort of like prison yeah except you get to sleep together

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Yeah. His hair, bro. His TikTok name, by the way. Oh, no. Scott Dissick, Stan. what yeah that's the most why what that's his name scott is it because here's the thing if somebody did that ironically to be funny don't think it was ironic no it wasn't not even close i don't even know if he knows what irony is what he does to tictox of him going down slides at

pools this is the thing if you watch this show enough you don't really get to a point like i don't dislike any of these people. I don't either. They're all incredible in their own way. It took me four episodes to get there, though. In the beginning, I'm like, Austin's a douchebag. His hair's terrible. Yep. Why are we experimenting with the mustache on this show?

Austin looks like he put that, do you remember sun in? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then he just goes out, or he just spent so much time and pulls it. It's like chlorine in his hair. That's actually probably more likely. Yeah, that's probably, yeah. And just like the way he, like, his tone, he's like, yeah, you know,

It's just like very monotone, very just kind of... Yeah, you're not going to dislike anyone. And then I realized today, I just thought it was Cupid shooting arrows. Did you see what Cupid on the right peck is shooting? What is tattoos? Yeah. The tattoos on the guys are incredible. Fucking Ace has the Vegas sign.

He also has his entire family. And then his name huge on his back. Oh, you know, just in case he forgets what it is. He has the Vegas sign with Welcome to Fabulous Los Angeles. That's not clever. That's a bad tattoo. It's a bad tattoo, and it raises a lot of questions. Questions I would ask at a different show, but not in this show.

The best tattoo is Taylor's. Do you see what he has on his left attack? Ape does not kill Ape. Ape does not kill Ape, which is from Planet of the Apes. That one's solid. I actually really like that one. I like Taylor a lot. Taylor's the best.

He really grew on me, too. Taylor's the best. Once you get his vibe, then you get it. because in the beginning he seems like disingenuous and kind of checked out. That's not it. No. He's just, that's who he is. He's just kind of like mellow and really like Taylor.

But back to Austin's tattoo, it's Cupid holding a machine gun. Oh. You didn't see that? That makes a lot of sense. So it's Cupid on the left pack is like with an arrow. Sending nudes probably. Yeah, sending thousands of Jesus Christ. I can't wait to talk about that.

But yeah, Cupid on the right is holding. a fucking machine gun. Okay. Like, that's Austin. But that's, he probably, and like,

he's probably talking about to people, like, especially girls he's like into. It's like, it's the duality of man, love and death. Like, you know, I'm deep.

He's that voice. Yeah. Austin is that voice. He is that voice. Yeah, he really is. But, yeah,

we'll get into the dynamic between everybody. When they walk in first impressions, like Dace, really liked Taylor. I thought he was very interesting. Austin yeah not really Nick I didn't think I was gonna like I didn't need that I was gonna hate him he grew on me it's and there a lot of them are funny in a way of holy shit you're so stupid it's unintentionally yeah Taylor is unintentionally funny every single time he's on camera love Taylor he is so good his facial reactions the way that he does anything his reactions to everything like you need a camera on Taylor at all time I was just watching that before we started filming when it came to the recoupling that happened in episode five I'm not gonna talk about it was just Taylor's face That's all you need.

That's all you need. Yeah. With Nick, I agree. Like, he grew on, they all grew on me immensely. Nick more so than most probably because I really didn't like him out of the gate. My favorite Nick thing is every time he goes to confessional, because obviously as we get into this, he gets into a little bit of a love triangle with Bell Dasha and Sierra. Every confessional he goes to starts with fuck. Really going through it.

We have to get the breakdown of his percentages every second of every day. That's where are you at now? Well, look, it was 7030 and you know what? Sierra just had such a great showing in baseball. So, you know, it's like 80, 20, but then Bell Dasha got out there. Oh, my God, guys. And he just keeps doing this with his hands and like, 50, 50, like everybody erupts. And it's just so funny.

Like, they're all weirdly, aside from Ace and Jeremiah, they're all weirdly. supportive, but also just kind of pushing towards messiness, where it's just so much more fun if they do it that way. It's great. But the best part about the rating system or the percentage system that he's doing is like, again, the best part about all of these contestants, none of it is done in jest. It is like, that's how he communicates. But that's the only thing that they have going on. Yeah. There is nothing else you can do. Like, yeah, you spend an hour making breakfast of the morning, which is awesome. That's the funniest. Yeah, I can't wait to hear what you have to say about the breakfast stuff because that's that's a mainstay on all of these shows i we'll just talk

about it now like the whole presentation the whole production of it all that's the word that's the word the production of it all because day one when they you know they're coupled up and the couples are out of the gate we have shelly with ace or sorry we should go about then talk about how the couples come about the smooch and which is hilarious the smooch you well again first time like into this wait till i tell you about watching episode four with the baseball thing by the way but first we'll get back to the rest of our episode really quickly after a couple of words from our friends over at el nutra and you've heard steel and i talk about el neutra and prolon anytime that we feel like we need a reset maybe we've had a rough couple of weeks maybe you were sick steel was sick last week how about a good

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And I'm like, okay, you get to kiss two people. the crossover I was not ready for because then you got guys coupled up and then you get people go over to the guy and make out with them while they're standing next to someone. And the funniest part to me about this show is like

nothing's done gently. No. I'm going to face fuck you right now. We're going to see if our faces are compatible. If this is going to work. My favorite was Alondria just every time that she went to go kiss, her tongue is out like immediately. Oh my God. Did you watch? does that with the blindfold.

The blindfold. She goes to this. I hear somebody nearby. I can feel your presence. My tongue is out. Go ahead. I'm ready. It's like,

all right, cool. But no, so the coupling up is hilarious. And obviously, you know, this is going to work a lot differently than any of our other recaps.

We don't remember who the fuck kissed who. No. Because there's so much goddamn content. I do. That's the only thing I'm not taking notes. I'm not taking notes for this show, but I did take down the smooching for couples just to get the couple of Shelly kissed Austin and Ace.

Ended up picking Ace. Huda kissed Jeremiah and Ace. Oh, we didn't talk about Jeremiah first impressions. My first impression was, I don't trust him. I don't trust him either. I don't trust him on his face. This nice guy bullshit he's doing, I don't believe it. I really don't.

I think that the real Jeremiah is to come out. A lot of people are starting to think that he's in it for just winning and winning the money. That would make sense. I guess I might have to explain to you how that works. No, no, no, I got the best couple wins of money, right? You have a choice. Oh, is it like Survivor? Or sorry, Bachelor, you can take the money.

You can take the money. You can, yeah, you can take the money and split it as a couple. You both have to vote for what you want to do. Got it. As a couple, you can do it. But if you say I want out and the other person says, I want a couple, you get all the money. Okay. So it could be that he's trying to, like, string hood along until the end, which isn't going to work, by the way, because they are not going to get the votes.

No. Nobody gives a shit. No, God, they're so fucking annoying at this point. Oh, man, I can't wait for. voting. I can't either. I didn't even know what that was a thing. I'm so excited. But Huda kissed Jeremiah and Ace, pick Jeremiah, Bel-Dashikist, Nick and Taylor. But very important to note, and this is due to, I guess, the Christian thing, or at least she makes it seem like that at the time. Only pecks on the cheek. Well, you ain't getting no coochie out of this queen. Right. That's what she

says. So, kiss on the cheek. And look, I'm not here at a time. tell anybody what their boundaries are, I was thinking strictly from gameplay. I'm like, you're going to start out in the hole. Because my, my summation of this is your first impression is 100% physical attraction. Yeah. There's nothing else to go on. So it's going to be physical attraction and how good was the kiss, right? So you're already starting, you know, 10 yards back from everybody else because you're not making out with people. And again, your boundaries are your boundaries. I respect that. I just thought from the gameplay standpoint,

that was a risky move. It was, but it isn't because no matter what the girl still gets to choose who they're coupling up with. Sure. So you could, yeah,

you might get your man. I'm talking long game. Yeah, long game for sure. But, you know, and we'll talk about how she handles that a little bit later. She handled it well,

but up front, she's in a good position of power. If it was vice versa, and the boys were going up to go kiss and she said, you have to kiss me on the cheek. She would get the last pick. Okay.

Yeah. Elandria kissed Taylor and Nick picks Taylor, Yalissa, boo. Gis is Ace and Jeremiah picks Ace, as we know, Ace is now single. We're not going to talk about Yalissa anymore. And then he got Shelly and Austin because Austin was the odd man out. Yeah, he was the odd man out. Ace got stolen from Shelley and had to couple up with you.

Went over to Austin. And that's the breakdown for me, like now that I've gotten, all right, so we met everybody. We got the smooches. We got the couples. I genuinely was like, Austin's not going to find somebody on this show. I thought so, too. I really thought that he was going to be out very quickly. So did I.

I thought the first chance of bombshells coming in, he's going to get immediately pushed to the outside, and he's just going to be floating around single until he leaves. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. He's still here at some point, but, you know. I struggle to find, you know, Shelley talks about all the time where she's like, and now we're going to get into. We'll go free for him.

We'll make sure. we hit all the uh the events yeah so we'll do the blindfold we'll do shit what even happens baseball baseball is episode four uh there's something in between that i'm missing there too that we'll talk about blindfold oh the uh the briefcase so we've got blindfold briefcase and baseball or the three of them the briefcase was how many nudes have you sent oh yeah yeah okay thank you uh well we'll get into all of that but a lot of this is just going to be free form we're We're going to talk about the couples. Let's talk about where everybody stands.

We'll talk couples because when Shelly went over there, first of all, Shelly's a delight. Yeah, I love Shelly. She's great. She's very compatible with everybody. Just kind of goes to the flow. Love Shelly. I think Austin lucked out in getting Shelly because she then becomes one of the more sought after bombshells in the villa.

Austin, again, like doesn't really have a lot of prospects. And even when he's talking to Shelly, like my thing with Austin, and I'm not trying to be that mean. when shelly's like yeah we're having great conversations like what are he talking about like what does he there are cameras everywhere what to see one great conversation i haven't seen one great conversation i haven't see he has the depth of a puddle yeah there's there's there's not a lot there it's it's sort of just like a comfortability my theory is and you know there's a recoupling that happens which we'll talk about in our episode later this week

but my theory is that shelly is going to hold out ace is going to hold out till they get together that's what i think it's going to be a big thing that's going to be a big thing because Ace is already planting the seeds there. Shelly's also planting the seeds. Find out that they actually met before the show up in New York, outside of a club. So there's some weird things going on there. Nothing nefarious. I don't think they're like

cheating the game or anything. But there's something already there. And I think that's what they're both doing and that's what they're both waiting for. I think Ace being the center of attention during the smooching for couples, I think it got to his head. Ace is, God, he's fucking hilarious. He's great.

I love Ace. Dude, his energy towards Jeremiah and Huda is the best thing ever. I think he clocked Jeremiah. And I'll talk about Jeremiah and Huda right now. He's a love bombing the shit out of her. Or he got trapped immediately and he doesn't know what to do. I don't know what it is. It's not that.

They're both weird. They're bizarre, dude. And Huda, let's talk about them. All right. Let's just break them down entirely. Because first and foremost, it's not up for me to say how you're supposed to handle. Yeah. Actually, fuck that.

I was a single dad. It should be open. You have to tell people. Yeah. You have to tell people out of the game. If you're there for the right reasons, which are finding love on the island, let them know. You're coupled up with this guy. Spends the night in bed with them fine, but the next morning, say that your mom.

Yes. And if he has a problem with it, it's early enough where you don't have feelings. You haven't been love bombed yet. You can probably move on. But that's the side. You can probably find somebody else and somebody like Ace or somebody like Taylor, maybe they're more susceptible to saying, yeah, all right, cool, I'm into that.

That's fine. I don't think you want Austin. I like that you're a mom. For the love of God, I hope he is never a stepdad. I can take him to the pool. I just have to clean it first. Yeah, you want to come to the... That's the tone in which he speaks.

Who called the pool dad? Who called the pool dad? Ha, ha, ha. No, but like, with Huda, it's like, dude, there's so many layers to that where it's, one, it's manipulative. Yeah. Because now if you get a dude that falls for you and he's got genuine feelings for you,

and then you bring the kid up because, unfortunately, it's just a fact of life. Not everybody wants to be a parent or at least where they're at their life. And that's fair. It's not for a single parent to be like, oh, you're a dick because you don't want to be a stepdad. It's like, no, they have that choice to make. It's a big decision. It's like them starting off and just like having those initial conversations, just trying to get to know each other. her dropping that she had two bedrooms

and him immediately asking what the second bedroom was. I wouldn't have even thought of it. I would have never in a million years asked a follow up to that. I would have been like, cool, a two bedroom in this economy? Good for you.

That's fucking awesome. You're rich. Good for you. I do like you a lot. Let's stay together. We can get more money from this? My sugar mama. You can get a third bedroom.

This is awesome. So right away asking what the second bedroom was for and her not answering is crazy. What's crazy or is assuming that because she didn't

answer. It must be a sex room. I'm not going to lie. I thought it was too. What? I thought, no, I thought that's what he would have thought. Oh. But like, I probably would have been like, why are you so guarded about the second bedroom? Like, I would you would. To be fair, I would have thought like, what are you like an only fans model and you got a studio back there? Like, what is this? Okay. I think that's kind of where my mind would have gone. Obviously, we knew she had a kid, so it didn't. But that's, if I'm Jeremiah, that's probably what I'm thinking if you're so shut out about explaining this second bedroom. She's like, don't worry about it. you know, I'm like, that's, it sounds sexual.

Just say it's a guest room, bro. Like, what? I bought a two bedroom because I'm doing well and I wanted a bigger house and it's my guest room. Yeah. It's just, it's such a weird predicament because you already told Alondria and Shelley as soon as you got there. Yeah.

That you had a kid and you wanted to keep it hush. And told them to, and they did, by the way. And they did, but they respected your wishes. They locked it out and you're good. But now you've got other questions coming up and it's going to affect things going forward. So get ahead of it. But, yeah, so you get the sense, Jeremiah and Huda, very bizarre relationship, love Bami from both of them. I get love Bami from Jeremiah and I get trapping from Huda.

Yeah. And that's what's going on and that's what's happening. Ace, I think, clocks that from both sides. Okay. His manipulation, he never, for the first three episodes, took his foot up from Jeremiah's throat. Every single situation that pops up from the blindfold, where. Ace is messy as hell, and he gets up to go kiss. Who did he get up and he kissed Huda a second.

I think, oh, he got up and kissed Shelly. He kissed Shelley, then goes over and kisses Huda just to fuck with Jeremiah. Jeremiah is in a pretzel. Oh, mental pretzel. Did you get up? You said you didn't get up, but like, do I trust you? I don't know. Talking to Ace, A's is like, fuck you mean.

Like, we've been here for two days. Yeah, bro. Why are you so stuck up about this? He's smiling the whole time. He knows what he's doing. He's just fucking with him. It's just toxic as hell. And, like, that is a disaster relationship.

If you're that close after four days, which how close they get, like, all my alarm bells are going off. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, don't do this. This is bad. And also, respect the game. Respect the game. Nobody's locked down. Now, let's keep truck into the couples.

What do you think about Alondria and Taylor? I think they're the most genuine. They seem like they're building a. friendship and if romance comes awesome i don't know if i see the romance i don't see the romance at all because there's just a very much like b f five yeah which is cool too because at the end of the day there are so many bombshells there's casa more which i can't wait for you to see the fuck is casa more so the group of them they'll either decide that the men or the women will all go to casa more okay which they'll leave you know some bombshells in there so like people can walk around or whatever

but they'll go to Casa Moore which is four or five new girls Oh So if all of the men go This is where the Huda and Jeremiah thing is going to be hilarious And she better stay on the show until then Because that crash out's going to be incredible If Jeremiah comes back and there's a whole dramatic thing

Where they can either come back single Meaning they want to stay with their couple Or they come back with somebody from Casa Amore And they're coupled up with that person So if Jeremiah Mya comes back with the girl. No way. Who is going to freak out.

If it's anything like her reaction to the baseball game, then yeah, I would imagine it's going to get pretty fucking bad. During the Volvo Fall Experience event, discover exceptional offers and thoughtful design that leaves plenty of room for autumn adventures. And see for yourself how Volvo's legendary safety brings peace of mind to every crisp morning commute. This September, Lisa 2026 X-90 plug-in hybrid

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not take it seriously like she's talking shit about him not being able to fish I like that they vibe really well I just don't feel a spark yeah there I agree so I want there to just their conversations actually seem the most deep yeah and like it's funny because they'll go to their confessionals or they'll just flat out say it to each other I feel like we're not getting deep enough but they seem like they're getting along so well most comfortable I think they're definitely the most comfortable

out of everybody I mean you can talk about the love triangle which we will in a second but when it comes to Alondrian Taylor it's like you guys seem like great friends and I do hope that either there's a spark there or there's not and you guys can re couple up and stay till the end so that you guys can still talk and I want that I love their that's kind of what I want like I love that they can kind of narrate what's happening. Yeah, and I hope

that they continue to narrate, too, even if they're in different couples. They can sit down and kind of break it down and share information that they got from the other person. They kind of further it. And I feel like I'm part of the group. Yeah, exactly. That's what we want. We want a narrator that's going to be a guess feel like we're part of the group. Yeah. So that's what I'm looking forward to the most.

But Ace, obviously, he's single. Probably a very welcome site waking up. No issues. Let's get into Nick and Bell Dasha. Nick and Bell Dash, I immediately was like, this isn't going to work out, which is so funny because I found myself by episode four rooting for Nick and Bell Dasha, but their conversations were not conversations.

They would say one thing and they would giggle. And the other person said one thing and they'd giggle. And it just, there was no connection whatsoever. I didn't feel any kind of anything. Again, somehow grows against all odds because of the blindfold thing that we're about to talk about. But, yeah, I didn't love them together. I just thought that it's two pretty people.

Yeah. You know? That's pretty much what it was. It didn't seem like there was much substance there. But at this time, while we're watching it, I didn't think the Nick had much substance. I didn't think that Bella had much substance. I don't know how much substance Nick still has. He's entertaining.

He's so fucking funny to watch. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. And it's sometimes it's just, it's not even really a confession. He's not even saying anything. His hand is just down in his hands. Yep. It's like so fucking.

just going through it constantly. God, but the big thing that comes from the blindfold, which is the second night where everybody's coupled up, everybody's blindfolded, raise your hand if you want to go kiss somebody else. No one will know. You won't know, except you'll probably smell them as they walk by and feel like a gust of wind,

getting up next to you. Sure, whatever. I imagine that they're like loading up on perfume in Cologne. Every single day. That's what these people are doing. Axe body spray. Absolutely does.

And chlorine, because Austin can't help himself but clean the pool. I haven't seen one person in the pool yet. It's pissing me off. But everybody can go, and only three of them get up to go kiss. Laundria, Shelly, and Ace. Yeah. A lot of that's intermingled, too, you know, except for Alondria, you just sticks her tongue out.

Like, hey, come on. So funny, dude. The big thing that comes from that is two new bombshells hit the villa. And one, what do they call the dudes? They're both bombshells. Okay. So it was, no, it was gender neutral. I was thinking of episode four.

We get the other two bombshells that come in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Charlie comes in. Charlie the British fellow. He's going to show these Americans how to act, going to show these Americans how to have some game. He gets to kiss everybody. That also took you by a surprise. They did say, apparently, and I do know that the bombshells, before they get to the villa, they're allowed to watch the footage.

So they do know what's going on and they know who's coupled up. So it kind of explains later where Amaya and put a more sense. I was like, what the fuck is her problem? She knows that I've got to. a connection with him. I was like, how would she do you know? She's doing this on purpose? Like, yeah, she probably is.

Fuck off. But Charlie, they know that Bella is not open to kissing. I knew that. Well, that's why Charlie does give a kiss on the cheek. I was like, did they tell him? Yeah, yeah, he knew going into it. So that, that was part of it.

But he gets to kiss everybody. Yep. And then Sierra gets to come in. She gets to kiss everybody. And then they vanish. Yeah, put on a show. She did. Yeah, which we appreciate on this show.

Then they vanish. Uh-huh. two bombshells just came in and kissed everybody yeah did you guys all get those kisses now you get to tally up your kisses how many kisses did you get go talk about it yeah see how this goes that's when the jeremiah and ace stuff starts up jeremiah is so in his own head i i i only got one kiss how many kisses did you get what about you well i got two fuck who got up and kissed did you get up and kiss somebody ace is just laughing his ass off and it's so entertaining because it should be just light it's not that fucking second day and if i'm Huda, his reaction to it, I would have been like, fuck this guy, because he's... Loved it. That's weird. He's protective of me. No, it's weird. He's going to support me.

Fuck that, it's weird. You've known the guy a day, and he's questioning you like, you've been dating for a year. Like, who did you face? I felt you get up. I felt you get up. She didn't get up, by the way. And he's like, yeah, okay, whatever. I was like, this guy sucks. And yet, they weirdly are the closest to closing off.

I hate it. Closing off, by the way, once you close off, you're done. You can't mingle. And nobody can pull you for chats. Get them out of the show. Yeah. Because, look, what they do. No, do not get them out of the show.

No, don't. Don't. They're too good. I agree. I agree. Don't, but like, don't let them be open the whole time. Don't let them close off.

Yeah. And just see what happens. I just, by the way, we get an inkling. It's, it's episode four, I think, where Amaya and Hannah. Yeah. come in and Amaya goes to talk to Jeremiah down on the dock. Meanwhile, Ace was talking to Huda and clearly, like, making fun of her and Jeremiah, and she didn't realize what was going on, which that part's...

When he drops the... It's been three days. Why are you guys doing this? It's been three days. But when he brought up the fact that, like, you know, no one feels that they can go and talk to you, Huda was way more open to it than I thought she would be. Yeah, she was like, no one's done it. I was like, because of the energy. you're putting out there. 100%, but then it made me questions like, oh, well, wait a minute. She's going to get a little jealous of the other girls getting pulled and she's not getting pulled.

And is she open to the idea? Is she going to be like, Jeremiah, you can't play the game or I'm going to get mad at everybody. But if somebody comes and talks to me, I'm game. Yep. Because that I'm here for. That I'm definitely here for. I am so here for that. And the result of this whole blindfold test is the bombshells get the text who they want to go spend

a night in the hideaway. in the hideaway who gets to go Nick gets a text from Sierra and Shelley gets a text so that was very funny because that's just like you don't really have a choice in the matter

no we're going to send you away regardless you could be as coupled up as possible and this is where I wish it did get a little messy but it does afterwards even though Charlie and Shelley doesn't is if Charlie had pulled Huda I wish so bad it had to go and she's just beside herself

all night. I can't leave Jeremiah alone. What am I going to do without Jeremiah? That's where it would have been really funny, but they don't. They don't get too messy. It just gets a little messy with Bell Dasha. But it seems fine. The one thing I'm going to nitpick here, and this happens twice when Sierra is talking. She was talking to, I guess, Ace the next day.

She's talking to Nick about Avatar The Last Airbender. And he goes, I fucking love that show. Absolutely love that show. We could be like, uh, the bald guy and, uh, not Katara. They don't end up together. They do end up together, and they create another avatar, you assholes. So enough. But that pissed me off.

You know what pissed me off? More? What's that? She wasn't referencing the show. Oh, yeah, she was. She was referencing the live action movie. No. I'm 99% sure.

No. She said the series. No, she didn't. And the way she talked about it made it sound like live action. And the M. Night Shyamelon last airbender was one of the worst movies ever made. I think it is the worst movie ever. quite possibly and I'm like pretty sure she was referencing man the movie well the other part was

she was talking about the bald guy you like avatar but you know and his name give me he was making it up he was just trying to sound like he was relating live action avatar the show yeah phenomenal phenomenal one of the best things ever yeah but the other one that I was referencing is her sitting down with ace talking about books and she goes yeah my favorite book is the ochemist oh my too I fucking love Okay, buddy No way And she actually was being genuine Because I'm pretty sure

That book is about Somebody going to Egypt And she had just said That she traveled to Egypt So it made sense And he's like, I fucking love that book Okay, Ace Yeah, dude, who wrote it?

Like there's no shot But that's fine Like I love that part Yeah, lead into it The funniest thing with Ace dude And like He clearly has Or thinks that he's the main character

The way that he is right now The way that he talks, bro, is the funniest shit to me, because in confessionals, when he's talking to people, it's always this just, you know, soft tone. Well, he says he's an introvert. Every video of this guy online says opposite. He is not an introvert. He's so fucking funny, though. He may not know what introvert means. There's a video that he put up there where he has six siblings, which we know about.

He's got them tatted all over his body. He's got a million nieces and nephews running around. He took them all to Disney World, which is awesome. That's nice. But he shows up and says, hey, I got a surprise for you guys. And his niece goes, did you bring us money? He goes, hell no. He's just funny as shit.

I like Ace. I don't have a problem. He is so fucking funny. And watching him just try to prey on the downfall of Jeremiah and Huda because of what they're going through. And by the way, I agree with him. I'm on his team. You need things to get messy as hell. It's just so funny.

At the baseball game, when the bombshells come in and Amaya is going after Jeremiah, he's, He's jumping up and down like a child cheering. And cheering, finally, finally. Like, I loved that. I love that energy. Or in the briefcase game, which, you know, not a lot happens or in the briefcase game. We get more information about them. We just get to find.

Did you cheat on somebody? How many people did you have sex with one day? Hold on. First and foremost, not, I believe some of the women told the truth. Yeah. Not all of them, some of them. None of the dudes told the truth. I would imagine that this was, like, a questionnaire that happened for the interview process.

Yeah, and they still didn't. And you're going to try to make yourself seem more appealing for the show. Correct. Exactly. Austin's, I believe. Unless you're a dumbass. Austin's, I believe. Austin 100% was true.

And that just goes to show you. He probably thought that it was like he was under oath. Like, oh, shit. I really like, I wish I didn't have to tell people about this one. Do they have my phone? Can they prove this? Oh, God. Like, thousands.

Thousands. Nick's response for, I guess he sent 800 nudes. He's like, I was in a three-year long-distance relationship. He was no, I thought it was like five-hundred. Yeah, I was in a three-year long-distance relationship, so I had to do it. It's like, all right, well, I guess that's an approximation, whatever. No, it's not. But my favorite was.

Charlie not knowing what a nude was. My favorite was. Oh, you mean like a dick pick. It would be like a dick pick. I, uh, no, I wasn't fully nude. Do you have to be fully nude? It was just my, my knob. Just my butt hole.

Um. Who knows what they do over there in England. But my favorite was Ace, of course, being the one to open up the cases and it gets to Huda. How many times have you cheated on a partner, two? Damn. Looks right to Jeremiah. It wasn't cheated.

It was... Oh, it was two guys having sex to two guys in a day. One day. Yeah. Which I was surprised, too. And then when she says the reasoning behind it, I was like, oh, because she's like, well, the first one didn't leave me satisfied. I don't have, you know, live your life.

Whatever you want. No kink shame in here. But it was more like... like, I'm trying to read the energy. Yep. Okay, the energy that somebody's giving off on both sides of this room, right, boys and girls. The energy that she has put forth up until that came out was very much the opposite. And then that comes out that she banged two dudes in one day and she's like, yep, light work.

Like, oh, well, that's different than the vibe you're trying to put out here. And the other thing is, Jeremiah needs to pull the stick out of his ass. That dude's such a bummer. Like none of his stuff is fun No and he just like He seems like he's too cool for shit and like just like He's just like And this is I guess what Ace is trying to get to

They're so closed off without actually being closed off That they're not actually experiencing what's going on And it's kind of taken away from the house So they're just trying to find the fun in it I agree And that's what you get when you get responses and reactions from Ace From Taylor Taylor's so fucking funny dude

His mannerisms are the best I love Taylor But at the end of the day, you want them to get messy. You want them to break up. You want some shit to go down. And they're going to force your hands at some point because they're bored. Exactly. They have to mill around the villa all day.

They're not allowed to get out. They're not allowed to have any devices. All they're allowed to do is just talk to each other and work out and start shit. And start shit. And by the way, they're allowed to drink at night. So shit's going to get messy. You're not allowed to drink during the day? No, during the day, I don't think they're allowed to drink.

Yeah, we get too messy. I think they do have a limit. They're probably like two or three at most. Yeah. They have to keep it somewhat under wraps. That's boring, I guess. I don't know. There's liabilities in there somewhere.

Ooh. Yeah, it's a big time, boo. But really, after all that, I mean, the couples pretty much stay where they are. Yeah. Ace is single. After, you know, the blindfold thing, Charlie. I thought Charlie, like, and here's why I like Ace's approach, because he's very much like, I'm going to cast a wide net, experience everything.

I'm not going to. being single is like the best thing ever because he was able to just kind of move around and he's got a rapport with every girl in the house like he's talking to everybody he has the same game with every single one which is even funnier to me but i like the way that he's moving he's just kind of trying to take it all in that's great that's what you want to do you just want to find a way because after the uh the hideaway when we get to nick being able to recouple with sierra bell is left out on an island yep so he talks to her about It's at the end of the day, what you want to do is just try to stay on the show.

If you stay single, you're vulnerable. And that's why I thought Bella's move of the kiss in the cheek. I was like, ooh, that might not be good. The way that she flipped it, though, it actually ended up being a great move. Because when we get to the baseball game, which we're about to, it like flipped everything on its head. And it was like, holy shit, like this whole different side of the belt. That was the best part about that. And like, I'll save that for two seconds just to go back to Charlie and Shep.

Shelly, I was stunned. I was stunned. And so was Austin. But Austin stood up. That was a defensive stand-up, so he didn't look like an idiot. Yep. And Shelley didn't stand up. And then Austin was like, fuck.

I'm never going to find a girl again. Luckily, it didn't mean that they had to stay single. And I'm glad that most of them. It's just the way that the structure is, but everybody took it pretty well. I mean, Alondria was like, I get it. I mean, I was surprised that you stood up. And Taylor's response was, well, I mean, you got up and kissed a couple of people, and people came over and kissed you.

So is it really that much different? I didn't really know where we stood. It's a little different, but like, he spin zoned it. He spin zoned it in the best way possible. And like it worked. And I like that, you know, because I understand feeling some type of way about it. Sure. Like, I get that.

And she did. And she made that known. I get where he's coming from. It was still a spin zone. Yeah. But I get where he was coming from. But like, that whole thing, like the recoupling, and then we'll go to the baseball game, that was hysterical all of the dudes got up except for jeremiah and then you know stick in the mud

fucking hooda's like all these boys boss it's like stop it that's we're here for this reason i love a laundering response like it's a fucking game like what and she's like don't don't do that like and then huda like gets upset starts crying it's like bro stop like it's too much she's so much it's so extra and i do like that at least like at the end of the day alondria came back and was like, is she really crying about that? All right. I'll go fucking talk about it. I'll squash it right now.

I'm glad she did. Because it's not worth it to do it with somebody that you have to live with for eight weeks potentially. No. Like, hey, what are you doing? Yeah, relax. Two months in that house with that kind of energy. You're being supportive.

I love you. Okay. Let's never do that again. That was the whole thing. It's like, it's a game one. Two, we've been here for 48 hours. We just had two people introduced to the house that made a lot of waves with their tongues. Yep.

You know, that's why I was stunned when Shelley didn't stand. end up. I was like, of course she's going to leave this done. Like, that's all I see Austin has. That's why I think it's the long game. They're playing for Ace. Which is smart. It's smart. But I, I think Ace, man, I like Ace a lot. I do think that he thinks he's the number one guy in the group. And I think that might bite him in the ass when it comes to. If him and Shelley team up, though, they're going to get the most votes. If they team up, for sure. But I'm not sure. Like, you could be right. That makes the most sense. But because Shelly is so nice and open, and she talks to everybody, it's not a guarantee.

No, it's not a guarantee. It's not Austin, for sure. It's just how I see it going. Austin belongs with Amaya. Yeah. They have the same fucking energy. Yeah. I was, I can't wait to get to the fucking meditation.

Yeah, when it comes to the Hannah and Amaya stuff, obviously they do get introduced during the baseball game, but the baseball game is goofy as shit. Hey, we've got them all standing on different bases. Pick your number one guy for home plate. but you are going to make out with the other three before you get there. How was home plate the big leg payoff? I guess it was like, hey, there's no objective here. The first one was you guys got to use not your hands to get this ball out of a ball pit.

Or popcorn, yeah. And then the second one was spray yourselves with ketchup and mustard. It was jelly, I think. Yeah, and take each other's clothes off with your teeth. All right, cool. Third one, we're going to find a popsicle down here. Yeah, and you got to eat the popsicle together. but you're just going to make out at the end of the day.

Home plate, you just get to do whatever fuck you want. Jump in their arms, make out. That was the most PG part. And I mean, they all ramped it up. They were like dry-humping each other. So like, I get it. Dude, but hood his reactions. Anytime, like Jeremiah, there's five guys there.

Jeremiah is going to get involved. Of course he's going to get involved. And he's going to lean into the game a little bit. What are you supposed to do in this point? You look like a fucking loser. Yeah. Like, that's the whole point. Now, I told you, I don't know how long ago, we've been doing

this for a minute. But early on in the episode, I had a story about episode four. Yeah. Okay. So, as you know, I was in Texas this past weekend. And I was like, oh, it's great. On my flight back, I can cram some episodes in. I watched episode four in an airplane. Dude, I watched episode four in my office. I was like, that's so, of course. I had to like hide it. Of course, I'm sitting, like, I was on Southwest, so it's picking your own seats.

And there was an exit row with, it was the two-seater exit row. Yep. So I'm like, oh, sweet, I'll just sit there in the aisle. I was sitting next to a woman. And she has to think I'm the creepiest, grossest dude in the world. Yeah, probably. Because I was sitting there like this. If you're not watching YouTube, I'm missing out.

You know, I was watching my phone, not really knowing what was about to happen. And of course, of course, the flight attendants walking by. So I kind of like turn my phone towards this poor woman. And I look up and I'm talking to the woman, she's like, what do you want to drink? I'm like, oh, yeah, blah. Look back at my. phone and it's a second base where they're squirting jelly on a laundria's ass whilst twerking on jeremiah and i was like oh no that's exactly what you want yeah no it was not don't watch

episode four in public yeah you get sierra just like twerking on the base path yeah it's perfect yeah that was the funniest part was like the in-between like going to the everyone had a different approach yeah but the general approach was ass towards your target just like slide Yeah. Hey, it seemed to work out. I mean, we did get to see a different side of Bella. That was a big moment. And she just decided, I'm going to kiss the boys today. It was a big moment. Huge moment. Because again, Nick is sitting at home watching her go through all these guys kissing all of them.

He's still torn. He's in a little love triangle. All right. This is so much better. God, it's back to 50-50. Shit, you can just see the scale on his head going back and forth. And that's the thing. Like with Sierra, they had a big night in, in the hideaway. They really seem to click a little bit. I really like Sierra. So she seems like the way she handled the whole Bella love triangle thing, I thought spoke volumes.

Realistic, yeah. Yeah. She was very mature about the whole thing. Didn't try to lock them down. It was like it is what it is. So I appreciate that. But they did seem to have a solid connection. In my head, I thought, I think that Bella and Nick more emotional.

Yep. Sierra Nick more physical. I would agree. I think he's pretty much said that, too. He said he were sexually attracted to Sierra. No, no. Feels like there's... Oh, he did say sexually attracted to Bella.

No, he's a fucking idiot. And he said... I think he said the wrong thing. No, he didn't. He just doesn't know what he's talking about. He was trying... Like, a normal person would say, I'm sexually attracted to this person,

but I have more of an emotional connection with this person. Yes. With those two, he said with Sierra, like, you know, it's just so... sexualness but like with Bella like I'm so sexually attracted to her I was like that's like the same thing

you don't fuck it's so fucking funny and you know next episode we'll see in the recoupling because we do get two new bombshells yeah they and we talked about earlier with Amaya coming in and putting Jeremiah at home immediately making out with him

Hooda who is flipping off flipping her off like what are you doing like that's the thing the show you can watch and the funniest part dude is like a long Andrea's sitting next to Huda, like holding her hand. Like, this is this traumatic experience that love of your life is making out with somebody. That's like, dude, first of all, first and foremost, when Huda went around the base paths, Huda made out with all the dudes.

Yep. Okay? She's okay with that because they've known each other. That's what I'm saying. So here's what I'm saying when it comes to Huda. We're not a questions yet. So you slow the fuck down. All right.

That's my point with Huda. and that's bringing back to what Ace was talking about when he was talking to Huda and he brought up the fact that like oh you seem so closed off no guys are coming to talk to you and she's like well no one's asked me to talk and then he'd take that and you put it in the baseball game and the baseball game she's making out with dudes

and has no regard for how Jeremiah feels about it but you flip the script and Jeremiah gets selected by Amaya to be at home plate and the fourth base thing was killing me too home plate for fuck's sake and she acts like he just stabbed her in the heart And this new girl Amaya is such a bitch because why? She played the game.

Yep. And she's like, she knows how close to her. It's like, even if, even if she watched a recap, hey, this is what's been going on before you got to the Love Island. Boop, boop, boop, boop. She still doesn't know what the fuck's going on. And she shouldn't care either because guess what, Huda, it's been 72 hours. What are we talking about?

Like, that reaction was ludicrous. It was incredible. She was sobbing. So good. I know. It's hilarious. It's so fucking. I was dying laughing.

And then, like, when they go to the aftermath of it and Hoda and Jeremiah are talking to each other, he's like, she's like, I could tell you didn't really kiss her. I could tell you weren't really, like I. You were pulling back. You were holding back. Stop it. You weren't kissing her the way you kiss me. Oh, it's every single night. It's nauseating.

Yeah. It's fucking nauseating. I had one more point to make and then we can get to questions. And I need to think for a second. You get too riled up. Um. Good to see the Love Island could still get you riled up. But like, I.

I'm not taking it seriously. Don't worry. I'm not like, what the fuck? Like, I went to some other shows. Like, I'm taking it for what it is. It's just really funny to watch all of these interactions. And then, like, you know, it's funny to watch how seriously some people take it. It's funny.

I don't know. It was the meditation with Austin and Amaya in episode five? That's the next episode, yeah. Damn. Yeah. That, their energy, they, yes. They should be together. They make sense.

Amaya and other people. on the show. God, I'm going to spoil. I can't say it. Don't worry. The clap comment is also the next episode. Okay, that's good to know,

too. Clap with more than my hands. Yeah. You just spoiled that part. I couldn't help myself. That's the other funny part. And then let's get to questions is like the play on words and the puns

that these people make are the worst. Unless it's the narrator. Yeah, the narrator is great. Yeah. But their word play. is atrocious and so obvious. It's like, yeah, that's the easiest thing to say. And they're like,

yeah, God, it's the best. But we want to extend the question portion because we have a lot of them and we want to hear what you guys have to say. So let's get to some preguntas. And then at the end, we got to do predictions. Yeah. We got to get our prop bets back.

from Kitchens, Christopher. Who is your favorite person of the bombshells so far? The bombshells are the only ones that, like, enter? There's four of them, yeah. Sierra, I'm going to say Sierra. Probably Sierra. I don't, Hannah's kind of, we don't really know Hannah that much. Even in episode 5, you really don't get to know her that well.

A Maya is a lot. From Nick Sims, why is Huda possessive and Jeremiah only in Fiji for the money? question mark that's kind of what it seems like and that's what i've seen a lot of online um we don't have a lot to go off of it's just incredibly toxic it's so toxic i called that early by the way i texted devise a toxic couple alert jeremiah and huda and she watched episode two and she was like totally uh from mayas minutes is jeremiah ready to be a stepdaddy and why do you think ulyssa got booted from the villa the second one we already answered oh you don't know Google it

You'll be appalled Jeremiah and not ready to be a step daddy No that conversation where she does tell Was that the fourth episode Now I'm confused When she told him that she was a mom Episode 5 let's just talk about it Yeah we'll just talk about really quick

He did not know what the fuck was going to come out of her mouth No it's the cliffhanger And then it starts an episode Okay yeah so yeah We'll talk about that more next episode But yeah Yeah because the way she does it also Like for the cliff hanging moment

is terrible. It's like, oh my God, like, just say it. You're making it worse. Yeah. From Mama to Lilsey, does Austin remind you of Scott Dissick? Boy, he hopes so.

What the fuck is going on with the Scott Dissing stuff? I mean, no. Not really. But wait, hold on. Hold on. Who at Mom to Lil C asked that. You need to follow up.

up and tell us if you know that his TikTok name is whatever I know it is I saw it thanks dude I'm saying did she come up with oh if she knows oh just because I would hope so she may maybe she saw like somebody put it out there but do you see how much funnier would be she just called that and she has no idea that his TikTok name is Scott Dissick fan or whatever great um from Amanda grace 1129 is this season boring so far no absolutely not it's electric and I I don't appreciate your candor. From Ryan Stomeman 83, why are there so many episodes already?

That's how this works. Love Island, baby. Hell it works, Ryan. That's what we do. Get on board. Yeah, yeah, brother. From Mad Wob, are you guys covering from Beyond the Villa, too?

You already give us so much, but just curious, I love you guys, probably. Yeah, I want to. Yeah, it's July 13th that comes out, so it'll cross over a little bit with this, and yeah, we'll fit in the first. If it's anything like this, then, yeah, I need to, I need, wait a minute. After seeing what this show is and who these people are, I need to see them in the wild.

Yeah. I have to see how they operate in day-to-day life. Yeah. From Jamie Elizabeth hair artist, have you guys seen Aces videos teaching Pakistanis to dance? I have not yet. You'll have to see it. I'll send it to him when we're done here. Very much looking forward to watching that.

Absolutely. Keep fired on. A lot of comments of, uh, is Jeremiah just. in it for the money. It seems like he would be. I get a weird vibe from that, dude. For Mary, had a little. Does Jeremiah's smile terrify you the way it does me?

No, it just seems condescending, honestly. Yeah, I agree. You know what it is? He's got the definition of a shit-eaten grin. Yeah, for sure. From Zoe Cudlopole, do you see why people said that Lexi should have been on Love Island instead of Uh, wait a minute, Lexi would have been good on the violent.

Lexi really would have been good on this show. Yeah, she would have... She's a bit of a carbon copy for Bell Dasha, but I think she would have done really well. I think she would have done well. I think this is a good fit for her. That's a good call. Yeah. The majority of these comments are just people asking if Jeremiah is in it for the money, because they can't see through it.

It's so funny. I mean, look, if it's not that, which it very well might be. I don't know what his intentions are because I don't trust the guy. We'll do one more in here for Hannah L. Drake, Fave Islander and least Fave. My favorite Islander is probably, can I just do a couple and say Alondra and Taylor?

Oh, yeah, you can do a couple, favorite couple. That's what I, I just mean, because I like both of them and since that together, I'm going to say. Yeah, I would say Taylor and Ace are probably my favorites right now. My least favorite is sort of. Again, I'm going to couple it up. From entertainment value, Hood is my favorite. Oh, no.

No. God, she's incredible. It's just like watching her. I'm going to say Jeremiah is my least favorite. Jeremiah's just a bummer. Yeah. Get the stick out of your ass and have some fun on the show and stop for the love of God saying, the moment I saw or I knew.

You're not feeling anybody. Shut up. Like, have fun, dude. Kick him off the tour, Doug. Kick him off the tour, Doug. Hey, that would be fun. Can you just get rid of one of them? No.

No. Yeah. It'd be fun if, like, Huda got the boot and Jeremy. Well, no, because I think Jeremiah's full of shit. I think he would. They'll start, like, getting rid of couples at some point. Okay. They get, like, they get closed off or whatever.

I don't know, man. But, yeah, my least favorite is Huda and Jeremiah. Yeah. But I don't know. This is tough with the episode five crossover is just the, the coming together of Amaya and Huda, where she was like, I'm not usually that emotional. And it's like, okay. Yeah.

Sure. Yeah, okay. That reaction you had to that whole thing was totally normal. Like, the love of your life just made out with, oh, my God, part of the game, maybe? Yeah, maybe. Maybe settle down, dude. Well, this is going to be a fun ride for the boys. I'm stoked.

I love this show. It's so good. We'll have episode six, seven, and eight on. Ready to roll, probably Friday. Wednesday? Well, episode six is today, which means Tuesday, seven, Wednesday. I thought Wednesday was a break day. uh no episode six was last night yeah sunday monday tuesday wednesday wednesday break so thursday

will be the love island episode probably it's thursday or friday we'll get it out yeah but yeah you're gonna have robo schedule you're gonna doubled up love island from us oh yeah he boy get ready i'm i'm so excited to cover this show i didn't realize how good it was incredible yeah it's phenomenal it's absolutely phenomenal tv but uh that's all i Got you got anything else? Nope, all good here. Well, that's our show. Bro's got to go.

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