Bros & Shows - Meredith Wears Ali-Ba-Bangs (Part 2 of 2) (RHOSLC Full Recap)

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

What's up Bros? Welcome to part 2 of our RHOSLC recap, and this episode is all Audrey Hepburn party. There is a lot of tension in the group lingering from the Palm Springs trip. But more importantly, the theme of this party has a goal, Mary wants to see everyones style. Meredith steals the show with what can only be referred to as either a toupee or Ali-Ba-bangs. Lisa copies Mary and wears her fit from WWHL. The drama begins at lunch when Mary gives a toast and Heather decides to call out Bronwyn immediately and thanks Mary for 'not leaving anyone out'. Again, the whole thing is trivial considering Bronwyn DID invite Heather. Regardless of what Bronwyn says, Heather takes issue with it. Bronwyn calls out Heather for spinning literally everything she says, and we watch in real time as Heather does just that. Britani arrives late and after witnessing a 'kumbaya' moment with Heather and Bronwyn, she wants her own moment. But before we can get there, she originally has beef with Bronwyn but sets her sights on Angie K for bringing wine to her Mormon party. Even though she drinks every episode and is currently involved with 3 men. No judgement here, but that seems contradictory. She ends up giving an apology to Bronwyn who is skeptical to say the least. Meredith finishes off the drama by threatening (not according to her) Angie that if she wants to go low it wont be good for anyone. She is still yammering on about this podcast episode Shawn was on, and when she tries to play the episode, Whitney grabs her phone. Mary tries to deescalate and warns everyone involved, if you cant play nice then get out. Meredith wastes no time and leaves claiming that she was kicked out. So dramatic... But what an episode, what a season, what a cast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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brav bros good afternoon everybody and welcome back to another episode of brav bros your favorite podcast from the bros for everybody for whoever wants to listen I am your co-host, Steele Russell. Join as always by Part 2 Magoo. What's up, dude? Part 2, Magoo, getting right into it. We figured with the Audrey Hepburn party and everything else that's going on, this could be an easy two-parter because that Hepburn party was tumultuous.

So we wanted to make sure that we had enough time to discuss everything for you. Some would say hectic. You might say heptic. Hepthic. Hepburn. Sure. Nope. Just heftic.

I was trying to think of a way. to say Meredith's bangs using Audrey Hepburn, but it's like Audrey Hepbanks, and that's just disrespectful to Audrey Hepburn. Allieba bangs. And they're Aliba bangs, which, yeah, I mean, that's what they are.

That's what this episode is going to be called now. Meredith wears Alibabangs. But we don't have time to waste. Let's get into part two. Hell yeah. Mary, put this together. I'm not sure if it's shade or just setting people up for failure.

Because the way that she, the premise of this party, She's like, I want to see everyone's style because I love Audrey Hepburn. She had great style, which is true. She's timeless. She's, I was going to say classless. No, that is not the word. She is timeless.

So it is. It's a good setup. So let's see what the ladies do. And everyone's walking in and, you know, Brahmin looks good. A lot of people understood the assignment. And I think I understand what Lisa was trying to do, Tiffany Blue, by wearing that. Yep. it's not what the movie is about. Mary wore it first and it's not an

Audrey Hepburn outfit either. You walked in and then she's like well Mary saw it on the rack at Bergdorf's probably like I saw it first. It doesn't matter who saw it first. Look we're two morons. We're two idiots. We even know whoever wears it first that's who owns the dress. Yep. Okay. Now I know people will do like the who wore a better thing but at the end of the day whoever does it first you're just a copycat thereafter and that's all you are

Lisa, you're a copycat that did not understand the assignment. You're wearing a jumpsuit to an Audrey Hepburn party. She's in the top three of people who have worn that outfit. Because we know three people that have worn. It's those two in G.J. He did. There you go. It's the top three. So, yeah, she's the top three. Yep. And we know what that means. Yep.

But Heather arrives and completely snubs Bronwyn to the point where it's like, that's not going to do you any favors. It's not a big moment of, I'm going to stick at the Bronwyn. It's just rude. Also, bigger issue. She didn't even try to do anything Audrey Hepburn. No. You're a fucking white sweater, a white sweater turtleneck.

Never. No. Didn't see it, but she's, uh, she literally kisses everybody in the cheek and just Bronwyn's in the middle and just goes right past her. It's like, you're drawing attention to yourself in a negative way. This looks bad on you, not Bronwyn. And, um, this is why Mary is great and she's having a great season, but she's like, did you not kiss Bronwyn?

Like, right, and Heather's, Heather's stunned. She's like, I, uh, no, nope, I didn't. But this is, that's what Heather's fearing. is what heather is fearful of is that mary notices things mary is starting to like bromwin which it takes well we've seen in the past that it takes a long time for mary to warm up to people she's warmed up to whitney weirdly enough she is now taking to bramwin and pointing things out like that and heather doesn't like that hether doesn't like that because she has had a very fucking hard time becoming friends with mary she's at like an amicable place but if you're going to do something like that in mary's

house and mary's going to call you out you are fucked that is just case a point a this is what's going wrong. You need to stop doing that because you're going to have people that you're afraid of calling you out for your behavior and you're going to have to explain it. You don't want to be in that situation if you're Heather. But that's what she doesn't think about when she does stuff like this. She doesn't have the foresight to say, how could this go poorly? Who's going to take my side? Do I have backup? You're in Mary's house. Mary likes Bronwyn. And you're also, even if it's not Mary's house, it's somebody else's event. So you don't want to go into somebody else's event and create tension out of it. the gate. Like I said, it draws attention to you in a negative way. That's not a good way to lead off a party. Yeah. So she's already in the crosshairs. I'm glad Mary calls her out, but we sit down to lunch. Brittany has a name tag. Not there yet because Mary wanted to let her know, I'm not poor. Great. This will show her because you're clearly not poor because of these beautiful Versace plates, just like the ones Abraham Lincoln had. Somebody proved that right, apparently. Apparently, Abe Lincoln did have Versace plates.

They look, they look, they're not actually Versace place, but they look exactly like those plates apparently. And that's not the inspiration. I don't know. Some, I saw it on Twitter. I didn't dig enough into it, but apparently he had plates that looked like it. And Versace tried to do it. Oh, Versacee stole Abraham Lincoln's plates. Now, that's a story.

Versacee assassinated Lincoln for his plates. everybody knows this nobody's talking about it just like the aliens in the ocean nobody's talking about it but that was the real reason that abram lincoln was killed just like tom ford assassinated jfk for his suits yep that's exactly we all know it look welcome to the conspiracy bro's let's get craig on here we need craig and our tinfoil hats for this episode what i didn't know is that those versatte plates also were greek sure Versace is an Italian company, but hey, it's Greek. Angie said they had Greek keys on them or something like that.

So that's true. We'll trust her there. Here's the thing with Mary that I can, or sorry, with Angie that I can appreciate. When we Google it and she realizes that Versace wasn't born yet, she laughs it off. She's like, oh, whoops. Okay, fine. That's a funny moment. Thank you for that.

And then we get to run with things like Versace, killed. Abraham Lincoln. Correct. And that's fun for us. So it's all good. But Mary gives a toast. Thanks for coming. Glad you're here.

Whatever. Heather decides to chime in. Don't know why. Anytime a housewife builds off of someone else's toast or speech, it never lands. And Heather decides to jump in. She goes, I just want to say thank you for including everybody. It's so nice of you to think about everybody because we know that was not the case for the Palm Desert trip. Not Palm Springs, the Palm Desert trip.

Palm Desert, yeah. Brough, you were invited. Okay, you were invited to the trip, and we're going to talk about it more in a second when we start to really get into it. But at the end of the day, we watched this, and this is where we always get so frustrated here,

when we have proof, video evidence of something occurring, and yet we are told that's not what happened. That tells me, that you think that we're stupid and you don't know that about us like yeah we are but you don't know that and the implication i do not care for so by saying that it's like we didn't see what happened it's like no you guys couldn't figure it out because you wanted more out of it than and Bronwyn was trying to give you an opening i will say as we talked about was it the most

forthcoming from Bronwyn no like she's careful with her words intentionally so she doesn't take gone the whole blame. Could that have been a misstep on her part? Maybe. But the offer was there. So for you to act like you were completely snubbed and this conversation never happened to Bronwyn's is just invalid. It's not true. It's a goddamn lie and I'm sick of being told I'm stupid. Yeah, it's fucking insane. And look, you can play the semantics game all you want and say that Bronwyn invited you over and it was some sort of a circumstantial invitation. Yeah, what was it? Or that you're invited. dinner or whatever it yeah sure it could have been like that but that's still an invitation in my book

if you play ball bramwin sort of apologized if you also sort of apologized you would have gone and again it's a cast trip for a housewife show you can't sit this out and not expect there to be backlash you can't sit this out and come back and say i wasn't invited in the first place because we watched it we watched all of it unfold you were invited if you had just said look let's just bury the hatchet and I'll go. Then you get to go and you get to be part of everything and you get to further your storyline and have a good season. Instead,

you're going to be stuck in the mud talking about things that happened weeks ago because you can't get over it because you didn't go on the goddamn trip. And now we have to squash all of this at the end of it. And it's just fucking insane. But getting into, because my theory, and it's not much of a crazy theory, my theory about the first class ticket return ticket,

whatever the hell Brown was talking about. one i don't really understand that because everybody else said to say coach you got heather a return ticket in first class that doesn't make much sense two she absolutely just got your fucking information from a producer and she couldn't say it oh yeah like how did you get that it's like that's easy sociopath behavior by the way not telling anybody your birthday that is insane to say i lied to everyone about it's like that's not something to brag about that is that is worse than everything else that's happening on this show right now there are a lot of weird things going on on this show. You lying to everybody about your birthday is crazy.

It's just weird. You need to see somebody and talk about that. What is going on? Why could nobody know your birthday? Are you crazy? She's like, none of your fucking business. I'm like, whoa, dude. Like, are you robots on parks and rec? Like, somebody has to go to Baskin-Robbins to figure out what your birthday is so that you can get a free scoop of ice cream. Like, what is going on? Why is that a thing? That is crazy behavior. I don't know. I don't know but it's also crazy to assume that that somebody couldn't figure that out and buy you a ticket yeah whether she got her first class or not i don't know but she has the receipt she has the receipt of the canceled flight and i also don't think it's crazy for somebody with that amount of money to be

like yeah i did buy your ticket because i assumed we were going to squash it because why wouldn't you i wouldn't we yeah but again it has to do with the whole like i'm very cautious thing and we'll talk about that momentarily because before we get there, Brittany decides to jump in. And I'm not even going to plug Meredith Mark's goddamn caviar, which is in every goddamn scene. I'm not if you guys tried the Meredith Mark's caviar. This one's Ostralla.

No, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't care. I don't care about your caviar. I don't care about it. I'm over your caviar. Leave the caviar out of it. But Britney asks, who went? Five of you, three of us didn't. And she's all up in arms. She's like, Mary's the only one that has invited me to something, which is a good point, because Mary doesn't even like her.

She invited her out of spite to prove that she was rich But she did actually invite her and called her on the phone for the invite So she's just feeling very left out and neglected Which is fair At the same time, Brittany It's hard to include you When you have these key key moments with the girls And you know, you go up to Jared Osman and say some funny shit

And then you attack them for saying stuff to Jared Osmond They're not going to include you when they're like, well, we can't do anything because you say one thing, then you get mad about it the other week, what are we supposed to do? That's going to get you kicked out of a bunch of trips. But what was confusing to me is her gripe then turns to Angie.

I know. I was like, where does that come from? She's like, and Angie has the balls to bring the wine to my Mormon church thing. It's like, well, for all intents and purposes, you've drank on every single episode. And now you're bent out of shape

about them finding out that you drink because she brought a bottle of wine. She's like, we're Mormon. That's not what we do. and I'm so glad that Angie goes, you're doing three guys, you drink and you're a good Mormon. She's like, I'm not doing three guys. It's like you're dating three guys.

You are drinking. You're concerned about your church group seeing this. Let me remind you once again. You're on TV. We're watching all of this unfold. We even get to see Jared Osmond, which I don't need to see. We're watching all of it. We're watching the drinking, the dudes,

and the quote unquote Mormonism out of you. You can be Mormon 2.0 like Lisa. We don't really care, but to stand on your laurels of, I can't believe you'd bring wine to a Mormon party doesn't make sense to me. And for you to shift the focus of this to Angie of all people who came to your thing, Angie hasn't had an event. She had, the only event she had, I believe you were invited to, the party that we saw earlier in the year.

So she had no say on the Palm Springs trip, which was a couple's trip. And what are you going to bring Jared? I mean, I wish. I fully wish that she did go on the trip. But I understand why she didn't. And we get into her breaking down Todd and Bronwyn's relationship, of course. I do at least appreciate that she was sitting at the other table saying, I didn't say that. I did say that.

I did say that. I didn't say that part, but I did say that. She took ownership of everything. While Brahman's going through the rolodex of all the things she said about the relationship, she's saying yes and no to every single one. I love that. I appreciate that. Makes me believe her. But if she had just stayed on point, you don't need to deviate over to Angie.

stay on point about not being invited to that. Stay on point about them talking about Jared Osmond and all the things that are going on. You could be fine. You can actually have a leg to stand on by saying, Mary doesn't even like me and she invited me today and called me. Stay there. You didn't like me.

We didn't have a little sit-down conversation. And then you might get more out of Brahman. I think Brahmin would have been able to handle herself against Brittany, though, because she could have just sat there and said, you're not important enough. And I really don't care. And you already said things about me and my husband. Fine, good.

That would have been a good little back and forth. but bringing Angie into it is bizarre for the wine it makes no sense and now it makes you look worse but I love it because she is she we talked about the Lisa Barlow brand of delusion I don't know where Brittany is Brittany is off the map she lives on a different planet yes she is off the map I don't know where she is but I love every second of it because she's able in this situation to take responsibility for the things that she said while also making a stink about something that really only reflects badly on her. So it's incredible. And she's sitting there so strong, so independent about all of this. And it's making you look worse, but you're not realizing it. And I love

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I'm like, dude, where are you going? Like, what the hell just happened? Like you said, stick to the fact that she got invited. And the funniest part is that Mary has the biggest bomb of them all and she's just sitting on it. And I can't wait for, you know, Brittany's going to overstep at the wrong moment because she just doesn't know what to say. And Mary's going to drop this. I hope at some point. Maybe at the reunion it'll come up.

I don't think Mary's going to bring it up, though. Maybe not. I don't know. I want her to tell her to. But I don't think Jared's going to tell her. Well, Jared is sliding into her. and Jared this week went on Instagram to defend it because he texts. And the way that this guy texts is just nauseating.

He's like, oh, my good, wonderful, holy friend, Mary, blah, blah. This man is flirting via God. Beautiful daughter of God. Beautiful daughter of God. Suck my nuts, pal. Like, it's such a weird stance to take. If you're going to use religion to slide into somebody's DMs, okay, not only are you using religion to slide into somebody's DMs, you're sliding into somebody's DMs.

You're sliding into somebody's. someone's DMs that's in the same friend group as this woman that you've been leading on for years, this poor, poor woman in Brittany who is never going to see the light. She's never going to figure it out because she's not capable. Then you know that, Jared. But why on earth are you sliding into Mary's DMs? Mary's too good for you. She's not going to give in to, she sends back like emojis. You're getting one-lined in response to your bizarre pair. And the way that this guy texts is insane. Anybody that's involved with this guy, run as fast as you can.

If you have somebody flirting via paragraph and your response is one letter or emoji and he sends another fucking paragraph, this man is a narcissistic psycho that likes to hear himself talk. And again, Jared Osman thinks that he's the shit because his last name is Osman. He was born into the right family in Utah. Okay? He was born into the one major celebrity family in Utah, the Osmins.

then he is clinging on to that for dear life and why he wanted to go on TV only points to hubris. This man wants to be his own Osmond. He wants to use this to launch his celebrity and be like, I'm important too. It's like, no, you're not, Jared. No one cares about you. No one's heard about you until this show. And now the only public opinion of you is that you're a needy, overbearing, fucking douchebag that praise on women. That's your, that's what people think of you now. Now you're in the same boat as Johnny Jay, which is a horrible place to be. I'm so glad you outed yourself, though, because now any woman that's trying to get involved with you other than like a Britney, we'll know who you are because it can Google you and see these ridiculous text messages and the face times and the non-responses to face times. Any face times again?

What a psychopath. Like, I would run. The only thing I will say is using religion to get laid is by far the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen. That has to be a straight, like, ticket to hell. There's no way. That's not a first-class ticket to hell. It is so ridiculous. It is so funny to me.

I love every... I just can't. I can't get enough of it. It's sad. But do you hear how crazy... Sure. Yeah. Yeah.

I think it overusing religion to get laid. It is the best thing I've ever heard. It's insane. Like, that is next level narcissism. Like, you are leaning on the Lord to get some ass. Like, that is problematic. And I'm not even that religious of a person and that I have a problem with that. It's funny.

But I think it lays out very black and white who Jared Osmond is and what his priorities are and his morals. He has none. He literally, he's using Joseph Smith to get ass. Like, that's astounding. But let's keep on trucking in this Audrey Hepburn dinner because even Lisa calls out, like, why would you be invited to this trip to Palm Springs. The last time that we had any conversation regarding you and Bronwyn, you went after Todd. And we talked about this

a little bit, but she's like, you shit on him. You call Bronwyn a gold digger. He said, Todd's gross. You said, everybody's thinking it. And that's where she's like, I didn't say that. Yeah, I did say that. Which was funny. But Heather, Heather, this is it. This is what we're talking about. If you just be you,

this is a great time for a one liner. A funny confessional. This is not a good time. You'd be like, well, what about the preem? It's like, that has nothing to do. with what Brittany and Bronwyn are doing right now. Yep. They're pointing out all this shit that she talked, and she did talk about the pre-nup,

but you're saying like you're throwing it out there as, well, you still haven't explained that to us. It's like, does she have to? No. Does she really have to? Like, yes, we understand there's an age gap. Yes, we understand that this man has a lot of wealth. Yes, we understand that can raise some questions.

Are we going to do this week after week because of an age and a wealth gap? Because that gets pretty tiring. And it's not fun. and it's not fun to pick apart somebody's marriage. If she was doing, like, this is my big issue. Because people that go after marriages always get flattened by the rest of the ladies in the group, whatever they're going through. If Seth and Meredith are going through some shit and someone else challenges that,

it's going to be World War III. But because there's an age and a wealth gap in Bronwyn and Todd, that's fair game. Like, that to me is this weird double standard when it comes to marriages and housewives where it's like, why is it okay to pick apart Todd and Bronwyn because of that? but if you go after anybody else's marriage in this whole group, especially with these women, it's going to incite so much violence and backlash. So why do we continue to do this?

Why do you care if there's a pre-up or not? And Heather goes to confession like, this day and age, like, blah, blah, blah, everyone should have one. It's like, that's not for you. You're not married to the guy. And clearly he didn't need one or else they would have signed one. Or there'd be talk of a post-nup.

Like, there's options here. But stay the hell out of it. Stay the hell out of it. Just stay the hell out of it. just stay the course that you're going on. I don't like that she's bringing in other things that were talked about with Bromwin to try to further her point. Like, that's not cool.

Yeah, like there's just no reason to do any of that. Like, if you have an issue with Bramund, stay on that. This is not part of it. You're already at odds. You already have some explaining to do. And you've got some apologizing to do at the end of it or at least some sort of repairing of a friendship or a potential friendship. You need to do all of those things.

Don't start deviating to other things that you have issues with that really don't pertain to you. You have enough going on. You don't need to keep doing this and stoke the fire even more. You need to try to control the fire that's already existing. By doing this, you're just pushing Bronwyn further and further away from you and giving her more ammo to go back after you because you're bringing up shit that just does not pertain to you. You don't need to do any of this. It's Heather. You just don't need to do this. You can just sit there, have a couple of one-liners and maybe squash something at the end of this dinner if that's what you really want to do, which it looks like maybe kind of get forced into, whatever. It's a half-ass. It's the same as

half-ass thing. We can move on a little bit from it, which is good. You just don't need to do any of this. I just don't understand how she thinks it's a good move. But the best part of it to me is that in trying to do this, she throws Lisa under the bus. She's like, and you're rude to people on couples trips. And it's like, and I love the problems like, cute Lisa. And Lisa's like, what did I do? It's like, you know exactly what you did. You do this to yourself because you don't understand what happened. Lisa went into that conversation with Heather before, at least like somewhat less biased where she was talking a little bit from Brahman's experience. She was less biased because she's assuming that her and Bronwyn are okay now.

Yeah. So that's what she was doing. She's still spilling so much information. And you have to understand. Heather and Brahmin are still at odds. So everything that you divulge, all of the information that you talk about is going to get used again. It's all ammunition. And you're going to get brought back into it.

In your eyes, you just got out of it. You just cleared the air with Bronwyn, at least in your eyes, Brahman's not. You're sitting there talking about this, giving Heather more information that she can use in her fight against Brahmin, which, by the way, can only come back to you because we know that you talk to her. So you're going to get brought right back into it. You want to get out of this? You want to move on with your life. You can't keep doing this. It is so funny.

And I like the Brahmin immediately notices that. I know some people are going to be like, ah, you know, leave Lisa out of it. No. You know that that's what happened. Even if Brahman sitting there like, hey, we hugged at the end of that. I still think you're two-faced. But we hugged at the end of that. Why are you going to Heather immediately after this trip and telling her what happens?

You don't do that. You're going to get brought right back in. Now I'm going to have an issue with you again. And we're going to start this whole thing over and the cycle continues because you can't keep your mouth shut. Correct. Correct. And then Lisa is going to be like, why am I getting yelled at it? Because you just did this again.

You always do it. Somehow it's not your fault. You're going to claim it's not your fault. But you gave Heather the ammo. Heather used it. Mary of all people. And she does this throughout the entire dinner or lunch or whatever time of day this is, is the voice of reason saying like, look, Bronwyn clearly cares that you guys get along.

She's clearly trying to put your best foot forward. And that's what's confusing. And that's what we've watched time and time again. It's like she invited you. Was it a little backhanded? Yeah, but it's housewives. That's how these things go. You know that, Heather.

You're involved in it half the time. And in this instance, Mary tries to squash. And Heather's like, you didn't invite me and it hurt. It's like she did, bro. she did invite you she extended the olive branch but you had to meet her halfway and you refused to do that and that's where she brings up the ticket and heather's like it's impossible because this or not then lisa starts bitching about coach again she can't afford it then don't this is insane okay i don't care what you're used to i don't care that you haven't flown coach since college and don't get me wrong

i love that she's bitching about this it's one of my favorite things from the season so far that's very like peak housewives for me but at the same time let's break this down objectively Okay. Private jet there. $20,000 a nighthouse, free dinners, envy. All of this, you didn't pay a dime. This trip for everybody probably costs. You know what? No, I want private jet back. The whole coach thing is kind of weird. You private jet there, private jet back. okay well then you can go with Lisa I don't care yeah no I agree with Lisa on that that's fine you're an idiot I'm saying objective you're talking you're speaking in the realm of housewives I'm saying objectively like if you and I went on a trip like this right well nobody wants to watch a show about us going on a trip like this it has nothing to do with the show I'm saying this is real life you're gaslighting you're thinking in the wrong way I'm thinking in the right

way I'm thinking housewives realm you think right there you think right my god my God God. It's exhausting. You're exhausting. We're not talking about real people here. We still have so much to talk about. And we've been doing this for an hour. And you're going to do this right now? You're going to sideline me like this. Jesus Christ. Let's just keep going because Lisa tries to throw Angie under the bus now. Again, video evidence, Lisa, we seen it. We watched it. She's like, Angie, you had a problem with it too. And she's like, whoa, no, I didn't.

Like, yeah, you did. You said, how are you getting back? Lisa, because we're flying coach. Roll the tape. She says, I'm, I'm sorry. in 18A where are you there's probably not any first class tickets left that's all she said she didn't say another word against it she didn't talk shit about it she saw it as a free ticket home on a one hour this is one of those flights that when you get up in the air they serve you one drink and you're already starting the descent this is not a reason to get up in arms unless you're shooter magooter but like i said roll the tape and she gets exonerated from this whole thing and again just fucking be heather don't do

this especially because you weren't on the trip she goes well if it doesn't matter where you sit then why did you and todd sit first class because they bought the tickets yeah they bought the tickets that's why yep that's all goddamn credit card it's that simple it doesn't have to be any deeper than that like they bought the tickets if they want to judge it up for themselves by all means go for it okay maybe maybe it was shade by the way maybe we'll find out down the road that broughman had first class for everybody and Lisa ruined it. That would be even funnier if everyone else gets punished because Lisa was being an asshole. I'm all for that. But it doesn't take a rocket scientist to be like, why are you sit in first class? It's like, why do you think she paid for the tickets? Do you think Todd? Lisa doesn't

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if David Lynch was a producer at your local radio station. Welcome to Night Vale is a twice-monthly update from a small desert town, where the paranormal is real. Every conspiracy theory is true, we all have to get on with our lives anyway. Welcome to Night Vale is available wherever you get your podcasts. But this is where Bronwyn kind of stands out to me, especially as far as newcomers go and just Housewise on this show, because we do live in a land of delusion. in Salt Lake. Bronwyn doesn't really. She's a little bit more real. And I appreciate her brand of housewife because she calls everything out. And I love when people call out the games that other people play. Yeah. Because it always stymies them. They're always like, what do I do now? Like that's,

that's what I'm doing. And you just told everybody what I'm doing. And that makes me uncomfortable because she says, I see what Heather does. She just spins everything. No matter what I say, she's going to find fault in it. And we literally watch it happen in real time. She's like, no matter what I can tell you, Heather, that I want to move on. I want to figure this out. And immediately, Heather's like, yeah, well, you want to do it? And spins it.

She's like, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Just proved my point. And we get the Monica defense, which is not going to work. It's not going to play well. It doesn't play well for me. I know it doesn't play well for you. She's like, look,

I'm fiercely defensive of our friendships because of everything that last year happened and I'm cautious of new people. And to be left out, it really hurt my feelings. Brough, you were not left out. okay you couldn't swallow your pride and meet halfway was it a backhanded apology yeah was it an apology yes could you have gone yes so don't play hurt puppy dog i couldn't go on the trip you were

invited on the trip you don't want to go on the trip it's a different thing it's a different different thing entirely i would have honestly almost appreciated a little bit more if heather had played the card of oh this was a couple's trip and what i get like uninvited or i have to like earn my invite because i'm not a couple like do that then that would actually be new material at least you can lean on that and people might be like oh yeah maybe they didn't really think about Heather that much and then you probably would have had Brittany chime in from the other side saying the same thing that would have been funny you could have done a lot of different things here but leaning on this and saying that it's because of the people that you've let into your friend group

before and you need to be fiercely defensive of everybody it's bullshit nobody cares they're all grownups they're all adults at this table that can think on their own we don't need you to sit here and facilitate who can and can't come into the group by the way it's a housewife show there's something called casting. Brahmin was casted to be a housewife. There's no like initiation period, at least that we know of necessarily. You need to figure out how to assimilate into the group for sure, but you don't need to go to everybody individually and be like, hey, we can be friends. We can be friends. We can be friends. That's just not how these shows work. And you've been on this show for long enough that you need to be able to separate reality TV from real life. Yes, maybe in a real

group of friends you can be defensive because you guys have gone through so much. This is a fucking TV show it's just not how it works and nobody's ever going to sit there and be like wow that really resonated with me she's a good friend she's defending her friends no it's bullshit it's a cop out it's stupid no i agree i agree entirely but they there's a loose agreement to work on it you know heather they have this kumbaya moment and like all right we'll try to figure this out like i'm open to it again because it's housewives fine let's see where it goes if it's real life and not wrong when i'm like dude no we're done yeah but hopefully that they're able to try to move forward and this can be in the past because it's running its course it's

done at this point we're yeah we're done with it now if it continues we're going to be annoyed by it but right now it has run its course correct i agree but brittany love it this is my head brittany this is so good he's like well what the hell she goes you guys are having a kumbaya mom why can't i have to sit down it's like you could have we forgot you were here it could have you could have jumped everyone's airing their grievances yeah and mary says it she goes you're sitting down you can talk and she's like okay i will so she takes it upon herself to have her own forced kumbaya moment she's like okay fine i'm sorry for saying those things about todd i feel better now that's pretty much it brown didn't accept your apology she's like brown's like cool

thanks like are you actually sorry or is this just are you just saying she goes i'm really sorry here's the thing anybody else says that i'm like no you're not brittney says i'm like she probably is this is probably good enough you probably is look look brittany as far as the steps of an apology go she took ownership for the things that she said brahm went through everything that she said she agreed to half of them said i didn't say those things i believe her i'm not going to go back and watch the tape because she was able to say yeah i did say that yeah i did say that i'm not going to go nitpick that because i appreciate that you did say yes i did say those things and now you're saying that you feel sorry i you know brawman's response is very funny because it just shows how like

how little Bronwyn thinks of Britney though. It's like, are you really doing that? Is everybody just force you to apologize to me? It's like, no, I am sorry. It's like, okay, sure, whatever. Yeah, fine. All right, great. We're in a really good place, guys, right? Everybody's friends again. She's the best. She is the best.

She's on her own planet. He lives in her own world. And like, genuinely, though. Like, I've never seen anything like it. But Meredith decides that it's her turn to air out some grievances and brings it up to Angie. She's like, know i'm still pretty hurt you brought up my child and other people pointed this out as well brooks is 24 years old yep you know he's not a kid i get it you're always defensive of your

children i understand that i appreciate that she's not yelling about a 13 year old no you know and and sean we already have said like yeah no you shouldn't have gone on the podcast that didn't make a lot of sense last year would have made more sense when you had to defend yourself this is a little too little too late down the road but again brooks is 24 yep all right it's not not like she's disparaging your child. He's an adult at this point, but this is what Meredith does. It's what she always does, always has done, and seemingly always will do. She's like, you want to go backwards. Well, technically, Meredith, you do too, because you want an apology for something that happened in the past, but that's neither here nor there. I can move past that.

But what you do is you say things like, if you want to go backwards, it's not going to be pretty for anybody. If you say that to me, that's a threat. You're threatening me. You're threatening me. You're saying I have some stuff because I caught up on my DMs. Yep. And now I've got some dirt. So if you want to do this, it's not going to be pretty. I'm going to throw some shit out there you're not going to like. So, Angie, understandably so, takes it as a threat.

And Maris like, it's not a threat. Oh, here we go again. Like everyone's attacking me and she spirals, but it's like you started it. You threatened her. And now you're acting like it wasn't a threat because you're saying, I don't want to do that. It doesn't. It's the implication. You implied it.

The implication's enough. Yeah, the implication is more than enough. And I also did not need you to start playing the fucking podcast on your phone. Look, I will say Whitney grabbing her phone, if anybody did that to me while I was playing it. No, absolutely not, Whitney. Don't fucking do that. And look, I love that Whitney sat there and was like, I'm just trying to play the fucking volume, like, turn the volume up. Meredith got really scared.

Don't you go scrolling. Don't go scrolling. I've got more things because that's probably something that she just screen recorded. so that she could have it right at that moment she has a burn book and she's got more in there for sure so that's why she didn't want her to scroll that says to me you've got more shit in there you can't see those dms got to have those all caught up but i love it because meredith just starts going into it and it's like why like why are we doing this you don't have to go this like defensive over it just talk about it we've already talked about it six times at this point we are in no we know how you feel we know how

angie feels we know how sean feels we can bury it and just say look let's just move forward it was kind of bad on both parts. Whatever. That's where it is. But Meredith has to do it and go through all of those steps so that she feels a little bit better. And this is something that she just kind of buried herself in because you don't do that. You know how close Mary and Angie are. You're in Mary's house. We talked about this earlier with Heather and Bronwyn. You're in Mary's house. Mary's going to defend her friend. She tried to do a pretty good job of getting you both to stop. But at the end of the day, she's going to side with Angie. And that's what's going to happen. That's the reality. So I like that that's what happened. Meredith

getting up and leaving at the first sign of get out of my house. It's like, all right, fine, I will. It's like, that's because you can't go further than this. You know that nothing is going to happen. You're not going to be able to get into the clear. So you're just going to get your jacket and leave. It's like, whatever. She wasn't even making any sense. No. Like, Angie brings

up evidence. She's like, you know, you brought up the rumor. You didn't say it, but you said, do you want to talk about the husbands? I can talk about the husbands. That's a threat. You're threatening that you have information. You are the one that brought that whole thing to light, whether you want to believe it or not. That started the speculation of what is this damning rumor. And the damning rumor, as Meredith knew, was that Sean was hooking up with dudes in Salt Lake.

You're the one that started this whole conversation. If you can just understand, like, oh, I see how that could be a threat. Yep. That's all you have to say. And then apologize for it. But instead, you're like, all you do, Angie's deny, deny, deny, deny what? What are you talking about? You're not making any sense.

Mary steps in and says, yo, everybody that's yelling. If you're going to do this, get out of my house. Mary, it's like, oh, I was asked to leave. It's like, no, you weren't. That was an empty threat of shut up or get out. Yep. And you took it as, no, I'm hurt. You hurt my feelings.

You're kicking me out of your house. This is so rude. It always comes down to me. Everyone always yells and picks on me. Then she storms out. And I will say flat out, the Meredith Mark's schick is getting tired. It is. I'm tired of it.

there and take it have some actual evidence don't hold your phone out of a podcast that they've all probably heard already and then you panic because whitney grabs your phone and is about to unearth god knows what on there like you didn't do yourself any favors and the fact that your first your fight or flight response every time as flight after you talk some shit but you can't back it up does not play well it's not playing well for you as a housewife she's at the bottom of my list right now she's not performing well it's entertaining because it's like what are you doing and not making a whole lot of sense

but it's just not working it's not working and playing that whole thing of you hurt my feelings and then you bounce like it doesn't work for me but not on this show but it ends with just of course it has to end with a great Mary moment she's had a great season and a great episode and she's like

say goodbye to the bangs the bangs are gone this is an Audrey Hepburn party not the Flintstones I'm like that's exactly it she looks like pebbles yep they got good call Mary but uh yeah All in all, great episode. Very good. Yeah, let's get to some questions.

Shooter's got a, shooter's got to up the drinking intake because we're getting close to the afternoon and the birds games are five hours. Oh, yeah. All right. Interesting start here from the Bravo investigator. Are Heather and Lisa seeing something in Bronwyn that we aren't? I don't think so. I think that it's trying to.

Yeah, I think I think Heather definitely is trying to. I think Lisa is just being Lisa, and it's, look, it's very cyclical with her. They'll be in a good, a better place towards the end, and they'll probably fall apart again. So that's probably what's going to happen. I think it's just Heather trying too hard, honestly. I agree. From I'm just being frank, does anyone actually care about Brittany? Not even Heather jumped in for, no, they don't.

I don't think they do. They don't. We do because she's so fun to watch. But no, I think that she's such a bizarre old card that it's hard to get in our team, because you don't really know what you're defending. I don't think Brittany knows what she's defending at the time. Yeah. From Rachel Ray is the only reason Heather accepted the apology was because everybody else was around.

Yes. I do think if it was a one-on-one, we already saw a one-on-one with these two. If we saw another one, I don't think she accepts the apology. I think she just kind of gives her the run around and does it again. But with everybody there, you got to make good, you know, show face and make good with everybody else. Yeah, I agree. This is a good point from 2000s days. Do you think Meredith overreacted because she's upset about Mary and Angie's friendship?

I definitely think that's a factor. That's a possibility. I know that Meredith and Mary were friends. So I think that a lot of what's happening in regards to Angie and regards to Bronwyn is that the old guard is getting upset because they feel threatened by some of the newcomers and not a great look. Jealousy is not a great color. Jealousy is not a good color. Let's do a couple more. from air pick 33 does anyone else think lisa barlow is thirsty to ride on brawans very expensive coat tails yes she is did for a while i'm not so sure anymore

but i think she is there's a little jealousy in there of course but i you know i think you could argue for both sides i think yeah at the end of the day she's always going to be enamored with the uber wealthy yep but i do think that at the end of the day as well lisa does not like to be challenged Like you have to be on her page or else you can kick rocks. And I think that supersedes anything else, even wealth. So I think that if push comes to shove, if Bronwyn can't get on Lisa's same page, then it doesn't matter how much money she has. We'll do one more here from Marissa and Palmer.

Better or worse theme, Marilyn or Audrey? I don't think you can go wrong with either of those. I say Audrey's better just because we get the bad. I think Audrey's better. You do get the bang. But I think you're talking about two, just, just timeless, timeless, classless timeless, classless, I almost let that slip. That is not, not the case. Not how he feels.

Just timeless, effortless. That's what the word was, yeah. I think you can't go wrong with either of those themes. But yeah, that wraps us up for, we're going to do another quick intro for Ross. This is an hour and a half. Yeah. So just bear with me here. But that wraps up this two parts.

our mega Roslick episode on this beautiful football Sunday. And we have the time to do it because the birds play tonight. So we thought we bang this out, get you guys some content out of the gate. And we're going to overload the front of this week because we all have holiday plans. We want you to have some traveling content. And like I said, some nap content for depending on what time of day you eat Thanksgiving dinner. Sure. We don't have to get back into that whole thing.

But yeah, happy Thanksgiving week, everybody. And you got anything else? Nope. Rob Brose are out here. Hi. That's going to be... Hi. Hi, I'm here to tell you about good morning Night Vale.

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