Bros & Shows - Not Everything's a Joke, Jesse Solomon (Summer House Full Recap)

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

What's up Bros? Summer House is stellar this season. And Lexi is making a late push for MVP. In this episode, Lexi is fed up with the two sides of Jesse Solomon. After the ladies lay out the issues they've heard, they finally rally behind her. She calls out Jesse for everything that's been going on. At the same time, Jesse makes an offhand remark that leaves his relationship with Ciara strained. All in all it was a rough look for Jesse the entire episode, and his lack of self awareness is painful. Kyle and Amanda discuss having babies (or not having babies). Lexi makes a stance on dating Jesse saying that she is no longer into the idea... Carl confesses his crush on Ciara and she handles it amazingly well. Schwartz gives a warning to the crew to cherish what they had, as he lost his tv family to scandal... Will Jesse and Lexi make it through this? Or is she finally done with the B.S. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I want to get the soundboard working because I want to give a round of applause to Lexi because what an episode. I love to see it. Yeah, this, I suddenly am no longer feeling bad about the buildup to all of this. We had to deal with it for a while, but it was a good payoff and I feel pretty happy about that. Good evening, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Brows and Shows. I'm your co-host, Steele Russell, joined as always by the one and only member Goots. What's up, dude? Not a whole lot. It's been a pretty long week for the bros. Just finally getting to the weekend. I'm just excited. It's going to be nice this weekend. There's some golf. There's some Phillies baseball going on. Just feeling good, you know? I think you lied to me because I looked at the forecast that it's supposed to rain for the next eight days. When? uh the next eight days the next eight days oh i don't know yeah that tomorrow's gonna be nice saturday's gonna rain a little bit and then sunday's supposed to be nice again that's what you told me that's what i was under the impression of and then uh i looked oh shit it does say rain

well it says rain like sunday night late so it those that 85% is deceiving i've got a men's baseball game on sunday morning and i've been rained out two weeks in a row i need to play i got a show that i still got it i got it you it's probably good though that you got rained out gives your muscle some rest give those hips some reps look i might you know that my legs work better when i use them more okay when i get stagnants when they get locked up but hey we're not here to talk about that we have our members with us tonight in the comments as we go watching on a live stream and we are here to recap summer house and if you would like to join the next live stream make sure you join our membership program go to our instagram the link is in the bio

or go to the bros dot memberful.com and sign up. It is $5 for the month, $50 for the year. And then you can join in on this and lots of other fun stuff. But let's get down to business because this was a lot. This is a big episode. I had to pause, rewind multiple times. We usually get like a little breather scene here and there where they're not doing anything. There was none of that.

Yeah, there really wasn't now that I'm thinking about it. It's funny too because I went into this being like, Like, there's really like three major scenes to talk about. We get a little bit in between. But now that you mention it, yeah, it really was just all gas, no breaks. Yeah, there was three major scenes, but those scenes each took like 15 minutes a piece. It was just go, go, go, go. Quick, Amy, no, catch your knees.

I got catcher hips, actually. I was a catcher. But back to business. There was so much conversation. It was awesome to see Lexi, stand up to Jesse, let him know. exactly how he's been fucking up. It was awesome to see the rest of the cast finally rally behind her and not try to save face for Jesse.

I've been waiting for that to happen. So this was a huge relief. But you want to just jump right in? I thought we were. Okay. Let's just keep going then. Because it starts out with Lexi and the ladies. And it's like the end of the conversation we saw last week.

It's just a nice moment for them to hear them all say like, hey, we love Jesse. But we got you back at the last week. end of the day. We will kill him if needed. So it was nice to see this. Yeah, it's the most real thing the page could say in that situation. And it's what we've wanted. We got a little bit of it last week. Obviously, this is kind of spillover. So it's the same conversation. It finally hit the point where the rest of the girls in the house are like, all right, enough. Enough is enough. Now we're watching you guys have serious conversations. It's taking the vibes out. And I truly believe that they've gone through so many seasons where couples have just ruined the vibe of the

summer that they will step in when it's necessary. And it's like, stop. You can't keep doing this. Some are supposed to be fun. Let's just do this. Let's get this out of the way. And when it comes to somebody like Jesse, you've got to think, at least all the girls,

he'll bounce back. I mean, we know he's going to bounce back. I don't know what the fuck's going on. We're Rolling Stone wrote a fucking article about him singing. That's the worst thing that could have. He's got like the best PR team. He must have the best PR team because I don't know,

dude. Everybody, every comment on everything is your trash. Get off of here. Like, he put a TikTok up today saying like TikTok is trying. is trying to shut me down but I've been singing my whole life

I'm going to keep on singing and every comment underneath is like please stop like you're forcing this on us we don't want to see it anymore Rolling Stone writes an article about how he wants to be the next Michael Boubley pretty nuts yeah but it's interesting

because if you think about it think about last year when West had his demise he got more publicity than anybody but he was he was doing all of that shit there's something about being an asshole on Summerhouse and then getting all this positive press on the back end of it i don't i don't understand and i would think that you want to

kind of fade off into the distance for a while that's the usual mo for bravo idiots like they do something really dumb they try to get out of the spotlight for a bit then they try to like just slowly tiptoe back in and see if they're cool again they usually do bounce back eventually but for the last two seasons of summer house we've seen the two idiots get the most press right out of the gate and not in a negative way like West had a chance to go and defend himself. Jesse's getting a Rolling Stone article. Apparently, he's Michael Boubley now.

I don't know. It's just interesting. Maybe it'll be the exact same recipe. And in like January, Jesse's going to do an article. Not with the, what was it? New York Times. New York Times. So yeah, maybe he'll go to a different publication.

The Wall Street Journal. He'll go to the Wall Street Journal. Yeah, that's what we're going to do. He'll go to a different publication and he'll say some terrible shit about his relationship with Lexi, relationship with Lexi. And it'll get him in more hot. water he'll just do the exact same playbook because it worked out for west west is everywhere now yeah i i mean you would think and ryan makes a good point here in the comments you'd think that

jesse would have learned from west mistakes last year like that's the most shocking thing about watching this whole spiral is like here's the thing about douchebags though they never they think they're untouchable they never think that they're going to do the same they could watch everything play out exactly how it's going to play out for them with another person and be like that would never be me i would never do that i'd find my way out of it. I joke my way out of it. It's always going to work out for me. Everything always comes up, Jesse. So that's got to be how he's thinking. That's interesting. I mean, we called it the Jesse Solomon approach to being a fuck boy on Bravo. The theory is that these dudes have been fuck boys their

whole life and they get away with it because they're not under the microscope, but then they come on to Bravo where there's cameras. There's a very attentive audience that's going to dig around and try to find things and they're going to pay attention to things. So the usual shit that these guys pull doesn't work they get called out and then they flounder because they've never been called out like this before and then you watch them shoot themselves in both feet that's what we watched jesse do this episode it was actually nice to see but let's keep truck into a a little little romantic moment question mark between sierra and carl he takes her to the side to have a little conversation we've obviously seen this one it's been teased for a little while and uh i will say this it didn't go as

bad as i thought it would i agree i agree so i agree so much this did not nearly go as bad and as cringy as i thought it was going to be right like it was somewhat endearing it was like i mean it was still kind of like oof it was an oof moment but i think the self-awareness from car barely yeah it was gentle enough where first of all sierra handled it incredible incredible well. I thought she did a great job not making it super awkward, taking the compliments and being like, that's really sweet, Carl. Thank you so much. And start, I mean, he was, he was screwed out of the gate because he's like, I need a brunette. Hey, you need a brunette. Hey, weird way to start flirting, but whatever, we're here now. So let's just go for it, Carl. And she's like, yeah, you know,

I actually think I've been talking. I need to stop dating white men. Carl's as white as you could be. So he's the one of this guy on TV. So he's got no shot. Yeah, he really doesn't. But again, we really prepared for this to be very cringy and very awkward and very Carl, please stop because we do like you, but you got to stop. And I honestly think what he said at the end of this interaction in his confessional is probably how he was approaching it.

He's like, I need to get back out there. I need to get through these awkward moments. I need to do this and that and whatever. and doing it with Sierra, who has a lot of respect for you, is actually the best way to practice. So he got through it, and I actually thought he did pretty well, too. He used it a little bit of humor to diffuse the situation. It was bizarre.

I did not see it going this way at all. So when I'm breaking this down, this is my true feelings. I did not, I was not turned off as much as I thought I was. I didn't want to just get up and walk away, which is what I thought I was going to want to do. Instead, I'm like, that's actually a little smooth. You know, it's not very smooth. It's not like he has a chance. It's a little smooth.

yeah exactly so it looks like you know he's getting into the swing of things but he was way too open you know i haven't been with the girl since lindsay the whole house already knows that but like reiterating is tough didn't perform at my optimal level in perform at my optimal level it's a weird way to say it it's a tough do you know what the thing is when he said it i laughed when you just said it and when i repeated it didn't laugh didn't like it i don't like it for whatever reason when he said it i'm like kind of funny car because sierra diffused the situation so i really I give her a lot of credit for how that was done because she could have made him feel so dumb. She didn't.

Yeah. She was nice about it. I did think that like it almost worked out well for him. He seemed to have a pep in his step afterwards. Like he was having fun at the party. I think that in his mind, that was a W. It didn't go the way that he wanted it to go necessarily. But I think it went well enough where he's like, I'm getting back in the swing of things.

I think it's like he got a little bit of a weight off of his chest. Like, you know what? I'm not going to hold on this and then make it even weirder. by making like googly eyes at her from across the pool every day. I'm just going to get this out there. So now if I'm smiling from across, it can be a friendly smile. I can get back to it.

It looks like I agree. He had an air about him afterwards. He's like, that went really well. And it's because of Sierra. Sierra gets a lot of credit for that conversation. All the credit. And I think she handled it really well too.

And watch what happens live. I don't know if you watch that. She was with Madeline Brewer who plays the new girl in you season five, which I just finished too, which was fantastic. um so she was kind of just going about it like friends you know what she's she just reiterated what she said to carl pretty much right to andy madeline was like you know some people are just better off his friends she's like yeah i agree she didn't trash him she didn't say it was awkward or weird or anything she's kind of kept it moving now she had some comments about her and jesse hanging out that

i'm like yeah a little weird but when it came to the carl thing it was good yeah no i thought she did a great job but let's keep going because we get to jessie and amanda and man is like hey what's wrong man like what's going on and he's like you know his self-awareness meter is like a negative 100 dude like how do you not know what you're doing and or is that just the way he's playing it because he's like i can't tell i feel like my friends are taking the worst things i say and saying it to lexie and all the girls that are standing there's pages there i think gabby's there too and they're like dude you're saying the shit like these are your words we're not taking anything out of context we're just relay the yellow flag thing started with him he said it like he he was the one verbatim

who said yellow flags and going to that and i agree with you i don't know if he's doing this as like a play like i'm a hurt puppy dog like i don't know what's happening this is all just like blindsiding me and now i feel like i'm lost and i need to figure it out i'm just going to blame them or is he genuinely that egotistical that he can't even imagine a world in which this is what's going to happen to him like now he's getting his come up and said he's like i don't know how to handle this i think that might be true i truly don't know like i really really don't know what's going through his head because even as the episode progresses, even at the very end when he's talking to Lexi, I'm like, you still don't get it.

You still somehow don't understand this whole thing, or you're just going to keep playing this way until you're let off the hook or it kind of dies down. I'm not entirely sure, but if we know anything about Bravo, this is not going to die down. You have to deal with this until next season airs, and you've got to hope that you perform well enough. West, I would say West just got let off the hook this episode because everyone loved his performance in the pajamas with the candle. There's memes about it and shit.

I think he's like finally crossed to the other side. And people are still going to show. There's a new public enemy. Everybody's going after Jesse now. Rightfully. And I will say and I will say the people who are going after Jesse aren't as much in numbers as they were West. Like they're not as critical.

They're not really coming out and like posting blogs about how terrible a person he is. They're more so saying, you know, he's an asshole. I don't want to listen to his music, but that's pretty much it. When it came to West and yeah, West did do what he did. I did it. He went on a fucking press tour. Everything. Yeah, he went on a press tour about, you know, the situation ship gone wrong, if you will.

But I don't know. I just feel like Jesse deserves as much backlash, if not more than what West got last year. I think he does. Because West at least, like, a lot of that shit happened off camera. We're hearing about it. And yes, he didn't deny any of it. And yeah, there's some feelings. But like, we can interpret situations and things that play out on the camera a little bit differently than what we're hearing happens at the reunion and in the interim.

So when it comes to Jesse, we're watching all of this play out. and we're like, no, like, bad. This is awful. This isn't good. This isn't how you approach this type of thing. So I don't understand why the backlash isn't as bad, but I don't know. I may never understand. It's really interesting, but Paige calls it out.

She's like, because he tries to go with, I've been putting my best foot forward. I'm not flirting and things keep getting brought up from two weeks ago. The statute of limitations has not run out, pal, exactly. Half of your relationship. So if you look at it that way, 50% of your relationship, you've been being a piece of shit. and now you don't want to talk about it because it makes you feel uncomfortable, but you did it. And Paige, thank God for Paige, because Paige is like, look, let's call a spade a spade of spade. If Lexi were here that weekend, you would have your other ball chopped off.

I was like, oh, funny. Yeah, I was. Paige had a lot of good one-liners here. She did, and she's like, if I watched that, I'd fucking kill you. You'd be dead. And Jesse's still like, what? He's like, what specifically? I don't know.

There's so many things to pick from. Give me a second to just ruminate. that one maybe when you said to sierra if you'd met her first then you guys would have been a thing maybe that was the thing that you shouldn't have done and then to i i couldn't believe like the comedy of errors that transpired because of course sierra's right there and of course he says some really fucked up shit like i was just trying to make her feel better i had no idea what that meant i i still don't really know what that means but you have to take that negatively if you're Sierra like what the fuck are you talking about and this is back to back weeks it's in the same

week if I'm not mistaken actually from the the cancer foundation party that they had a couple of days ago where you told her to get off of you and not touch you anymore in a non-joking way and then tried to turn it into a joke she's weirded out by the whole situation she's taking a step back from everything looking at you in a different light now you're going to say this while she's there you have to know that she's standing right there he probably thought it was a compliment like I'm coming like I'm saving her like I'm making her feel better because the whole West thing. The only reason that the West thing, like, if you just give Sierra space, she'll be fine after a little while. I mean, we've watched it from far. You keep bringing it up. No one else,

West certainly isn't bringing it up. No one else is bringing it up anymore. We're 12 episodes into the season. You're the only one who keeps talking about it, and it's to deflect, and it's to give you a reason to talk to Sierra. So it's just terrible. But the one thing that I don't want to gloss over is what they are glossing over, and that's the toe sucking. It is turned into a complete joke. And I think that's exactly what he wants. I think that's exactly. what he wants because he can just make a joke out of it. Yes, it's still weird. Yes, it's still bad.

But it got mentioned like four times this episode. Three of those were in a joking manner. That's exactly what he wants. Because now it's like, wow, that's so ridiculous and like goofy and whatever. And we can joke about it now. We're not going to actually try to figure out what happens. So I know the reunion already filmed, but like I hope they go deeper into that 37 minutes. So I agree with you to a certain extent.

I do think that because he now tries to equate everything to a joke, it got so tired watching this episode and everything's a joke. He's like, I was joking about what? Flirting with Sierra because nobody thought it was funny, nor what is, it's not a joke. No one, it's not. So like, that's not a good defense. And I think that that takes away, because I agree, he somehow managed to make the toe thing a joke. Most people laugh about it.

People in the house joke about it. Lexi doesn't think it's a joke still. But I think because of the way he handled everything else, there's no way that they still like, that's going to come back up and be like, all right, he did this. and he did all this other shit he's a he's not a good guy to date i hope clearly i hope imral went into that reunion saying i'm not coming back i have no reason to be here i have no reason to hold back and he actually spills some tea about what about the 37 minutes i agree i doubt it but i that would be great that would be a way back to the show if you wanted

and then he leaves no i don't think he wants to come back so he leaves after that and that's a great one and done you know what i'm not even going to focus on the rest of your season and all the things that they produced and making you look like some sort of sex beast you had a other layers. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, orgy beast. Whatever. I refuse to call him that. He doesn't even know.

I don't like that. Who would? That's not a fun endearing name. No, it's definitely not. But if he goes into the reunion and does that and drops a bomb and then leaves, that's a great one and done. I agree. I agree. Look, I'm here for it.

If he can do that on his departure, he will be one of the better one and done's that we've seen. But Sierra's obviously livid. And Jesse's response is like, well, I thought we had such a good conversation. And she's like, you're a fucking weird. out for even saying that. I don't know what that means. I don't know.

I'm sitting at home. And again, I'm like, I'm trying to figure out his, his psyche. I'm like, what, what are you talking about?

Like, what on earth are you talking about? It makes no sense to me. But watching him sad head bob, you get a quick cut to him on the dance floor and you can tell that he's so rattle that he's like sad head bobbing on the dance floor. I was like, you deserve a,

you deserve a sad time tonight. That's the other thing. He keeps trying to like remind people like, we got to go to the party. It's a party. Like, he keeps trying to have fun. It's like, you don't get to have fun now because of what you did.

His fun did get ruined, but like, I kind of wish, and look, I know Lexi was going through it. I wish that she was still able to have fun. And she kind of was. She was able to like go inside. She pulled Schwartz aside and that was a funny comment, which we'll get to. But I wanted her to have a little bit more fun and him to be down in the dumps because that would have been a good role reversal that he deserves.

So that would have worked out well. I agree with you. But the party looks lit. Like this looks like this looks like. best party of the year and no surprise the ladies threw it the bedbugs party like the DJ sounds great the lights the beds are actually I bought into it and the beginning I'm like oh bed bugs party I was like nope they fucking threw down it's a great party well done everybody that was involved but you get Lexi Schwartz Gabby and Lindsay and they're all in

the kitchen and Lexi asks Schwartz by the way again Schwartz this is his job now his job is to bop around shows he's so happy when he said they Hampton's too. I know. He sings a song. I don't want to go home, but I have to. No, he does want to go. He goes,

I miss his dogs. He says, he misses his dogs. He says, I want to go home. He says, I'm ready to go home now. He doesn't really want to go home.

But he said he wants, but that's not what he said, though. I'm telling you, I'm interpreting his body language. He doesn't want to go home. He loves this. I think he just,

I don't think that it's about the place. I think it's about the people. I think that he just felt like he wasn't a villain for the first time in a long time. It was like, Oh, my God, I can breathe. But Lexi asks him, what's the most polite way to lock somebody out of your room? Which is funny. But while that's going on, Sierra is going over to Amanda and page and tells them about the Carl thing.

And I thought their breakdown was fairly accurate here. You know, he's like, I love Carl. I love my friendship that I've had with Carl this summer. It was sweet. He said nice things. But I would jump off a bridge if I had to date someone else in this house. I was like, fuck, yeah, finally. there we go hold on to that never let it go let's go get a handsome go go find a handsome dapper stranger

somewhere and bring him to the summer house you believe that they just happened to run into each other at Coachella a good time yeah sure I know there's uh there's some uh interesting things out there in the press but I don't want to take away from this episode and Amanda's breakdown I believe it was Amanda where she's saying I think maybe he's perhaps a little bit confused because Because you're giving him everything that he kind of needs right now, comfort, conversation, support, and you're doing it in a friendly way. And I think that he has been missing that. So he equates that to, oh, I have a crush on her. I think it might be both a little bit.

But I think he had a crush on her before he even started getting with Lindsay before they even got engaged or anything. I think this has been going on for a while. Yeah, I agree with that. But she makes the declaration. I'm done with Jesse. I'm finished. I'm over it. clearly not yeah it doesn't look like it anymore does it that is interesting that's interesting

but that's why like this did the scene didn't hit like i would have normally been roaring for sierra to say something like i'm done with dating guys in this house i'm done with dad and we've watched you do it on watch what happens live before i'm done with dating bravo guys you do it every year like i don't i have faith i would i want to have faith i really want to have faith i really do and i think that the jessey thing at coachella i don't think that's going to turn it i don't think they're going to date but like it's just a bad look it's just not the best especially after this episode airs are like but that's the other thing hello hello the pictures come out and then this episode drops like a week and a half later like we've seen this shit before i'm not saying that it was true

yeah they do they do technically schedule Coachella around summer house episodes you're right that's not what i'm saying at all i'm saying that it's just convenient that all the time when we are talking about a show an issue comes to the top and we get a picture of it I just don't think it's convenient at all. I think that Sierra makes these bold claims that she's done with guys and she's never going to talk to this person again, and then we just see her talking to them again. Why does it irritate you so much?

Because I want better. I want so much better for her. I like Sierra a lot, especially when she's talking to other people. As soon as she starts talking to a guy in the house, I hate it so much because she can do so much better. Okay. Well, that's at least it's a nice reason. But yeah, let's keep trucking because we get to the after party.

and I just wrote, Carl's riding high, man. He's really riding high. And you get Schwartz and Kyle. And this is where you get the nice little sentiment from Schwartz. He's like, God, he has an uncanny ability to make something happy still sounds sad, though. Didn't they have this, like, exact same conversation last episode, or am I going crazy? No, maybe he saw the scenes from next week. I don't remember this.

Or maybe he had a moment with somebody. I got to find this fucking picture. He might have just had a moment with somebody that was like, similar. No, it was with Schwartz. No, I'm saying it was Schwartz. last week oh no i think it was like last week they were talking they said the almost the exact same thing i'm agreeing to be such a good dad you'd be yeah but like last week so the night before they had this exact same conversation i'm agreeing with you oh are you okay you said you may just keep talking

jesus i you said it may have been a scene for next week and that and then i said i agree with you but you're like i need to find this picture did you see you agreed with me if you didn't agree with me yeah no i found out of the gate and that yeah so you're wrong um we can move forward but no why are they having this conversation it is very funny to watch the two of them interact though because they're dudes in their 40s who you know kiles married who to thunk it six years ago seven years ago during this whole Amanda fiasco and the two of them hyping each other up to be great dads is fucking great content it's so funny so why i agreed with you is because you know how it is like when you get drunk especially if it's like with your boy you tend to talk about

about the same topics when you're hammered a lot, especially if they're happy topics or just like five and you're like, oh, we're going to be great dads. Like that'll probably come up again with these two when they go to a party later in the year. They're going to talk about that. So that's all I was saying.

But if only we still had Winterhouse. Oh, no, it's okay. That's gone. It's totally fine that that's no longer around. That show is terrible. That was just a bad product. Even when we talked to Austin,

Austin was like, Austin's, uh, his comments about it, I believe we're the best way to describe it. He's like, oh, we got done. And it was like, we just captured gold. Then you watch it back, you're like, Jesus Christ.

Plus, staying in the same house for 14 days with the same people and getting drunk every night was a disaster. Never want to see those people again. And of course, Ryan misses summer house. Oh, winter house. Captain Contrarian. I love it. I love it. I don't know why.

I guess people are like rewatching that. I think people are rewatching that to get more perspective on the page and Craig situation, which is crazy, by the way. We knew what that situation was the entire relationship, but I guess they're going back and rewatching it because I keep seeing clips of Craig doing weird shit at the winter house. And I'm like, why are you wasting your time and going back to watch that? We already know.

Yeah, they don't know watch that trash. They're no longer dating. That doesn't matter. But I love the McDonald's order. Just bags on bags on bags. And everyone's crushing McDonald's. But meanwhile, Lexi calls her sister. She's in her room and fills her in about everything that's been going.

on about the yellow flags jesse talking shit meanwhile he's telling me he loves me he told me he loved me this morning and like that's the part that we don't get like we see some of it here and there but during the week in new york this has got to be relentless it's got to be love balmy as shit especially because he probably feels guilty from the weekend so then he's doing the most during the week we saw it with the dinner when he brought her flowers that one time that we were able to see them have dinner in the city it's over the top it's love balmy and that's exactly what he's doing to her. So I felt really bad.

Gabby comes into Comforter and Lexi's crying and she's like, look, if you need him to slap around a little bit, like we can go slap his ass around and then Lindsay joins. And I like this little duo of making her feel better. It's nice. It's very sweet. And maybe that's what Gabby's role is, you know, because she does step up in moments, support, but she's also, I do appreciate the fact that Gabby's not afraid to get into it with anybody. If it's something like this, like she will go into a conversation in the group and call

people out. And I like that. Yeah, she had a pretty strong show in the next morning. Yeah. So I'll give you that. So I think that that's a good role. And Lindsey pregnant Lindsay just pregnant Lindsay just fucking rocks. She rocks. She's so cool. I love pregnant Lindsey. She's so cool. She's so supportive. She she's like maybe it just took her seeing something like bigger than herself for once. Like I've got a whole life after this. I've got a daughter on the way. I've got all these things set up for the rest of my life. I don't need to worry about this shit anymore. Maybe that's all it took. for her to just like get so grounded that she really only shows up in important situations and we would say Lexi and Jesse are the most important situation of the entire summer at this

point. There's not a whole lot else going on. So when this pops off and it's finally ready to discuss it, she has all of the information. She is privy to all of it for whatever reason. Haven't seen her one scene where she's actually been talking to either of them. She's just walking around the house, just gathering information and then just letting it go when it happens. It's great. Yeah, it's awesome. It's her best role, I think. I really, really enjoy it. But I just feel for Lexi because, you know, she's stuck on this. Like, he keeps making me look like a psycho.

And it's like all stuff that I'm not doing. And I'm like, he is. And that's not fair. That's not fair at all. But I love the dudes going out to watch Zootopia on the big trampoline bed outside. Shut out, Judy Hopps. I love Zootopia, by the way. If you haven't seen that movie, it's so good.

So good. Great movie. What's the name of, um, Jason Bateman's Fox character. Oh, I don't remember. I only remember Judy Hopps. My favorite character is the little, that wears the elephant suit that makes the popsicles. That's my favorite.

But honestly, like in light of all the craziness that's going on, this was adorable. All the boys going outside to go lay in the best, much Utopia. I don't know why, but when they said they were going to go watch Zootopia outside, for some reason, I thought they had a projector. The big projector blowup screen, right? No, shit. I thought the same thing. I was like, they got one of those blow-up projector screen.

That's awesome. And then they're just watching an old West laptop. And then when, like, West sleeps outside and gets caught in the rain. I'm like, oh, fuck,

his laptop is screwed. Carl took it in. Sober Carl to the rescue. Carl bought it inside. He saved them. No, no, West had his phone because I saw him get up

with his phone like shiny. And he's like, what the fuck? By the way, I am the one that would sleep on the outside trampoline. I would as well, but any time that they try to do anything outside in terms of like sleeping overnight, which when he fell asleep, I was ecstatic. I was a great call. That's so nice.

It's probably awesome. So it's like 65 degrees out there. Like the noises, the nature sounds out there are just perfect downpour. Absolute downpour. That wasn't a little bit of rain. And every time they did it with the tents last year, they tried to do a whole camp out. Everybody went back inside it, except for West. West stayed outside in the, in the tent, remember?

Because he was past the fuck out. out and got rained on. Yeah, well. Just saying. But yeah, he's always the one out there. But we get to the next morning. And that's where you get Schwartz's song. I wrote it down.

I thought it was really nice. But he does say, like, I love it here, but I'm ready to go home. I miss my dogs. I got business to attend to, but I love this. Like, it's just nice to see Schwartz happy. See, I just, I think what I was reading into when I said that he didn't want to go home is what he says to the girls when he walks in there to that's what i'm like he really he just enjoys this yeah this was like it was sort of like somebody who's been working like a corporate office job for like six

seven eight years and you get that new round of people that new higher rounds that just got out of college and they're all having fun and talking about going out for drinks afterwards you walk over and you're like uh you better cherish these moments i don't know what that's like but it sounds really sad corporate life wolf oh yeah Hey, hat's off to you, pal. It happens to you. But we get to Schwartz, Sierra, and Page for this little sweet scene. And he's getting ready to leave.

And he's like, thank you. And he's so genuine. He's like a fucking golden retriever. He's like, thank you for letting me into your happy little world. And all I could think about was fucking Billy Madison. Stay here. Yeah. Stay as long as you can.

He's like, you've got to cherish this because I used to have this. And now we all hate each. other we hate each other and the best part was pages like we'll love each other forever he's like that's what we said that's what we said which had to give them a bad feeling of oh yeah it's also very funny because what is schwartz sports is like 44 oh that's a good question i don't know how old he is exactly but it's very funny for like a 40 some odd year old man to be telling you know a group of girls all in their 30s who are also in the same line of work like hey i was where you were it's like It's not, in reality TV years, not that long ago.

No, but there is something about, like, the Vanderpump crew, especially the original Vanderpump crew. They do seem like just kind of grizzled and older. And like, they've been through, because like their show's over now. They've been through everything. We've seen it all happen. We've seen the downfall of a lot of them. And it's like there's amplified by them working at the bar too.

I think it's like them doing restaurant business and food. Bev stuff like it's just too much for them and then you're going to amplify that by being on reality TV and having that kind of meltdown like the years it's it's it's actually kind of weird it's like a fucking conundrum because you would think they would look a lot older but a lot of the guys like jacks and i'm sure a lot of them just get work done now that i'm thinking about this well that that kind of ruined it for me i know that sandoval definitely gets Botox but i'm just look as old as you would think they would look is what no there's just like an air about them It's just like, oh, yeah, these are the veterans.

They just got back from war. Or, like, they're the vets that, like, the next round of vets get home from war. And then they're the ones in the bar and they go up to, like, the older vets. And they're like, oh, I've seen some shit. And it's like, yes, you have. Welcome to my world. Like, that's the kind of vibe. But the one comment that stuck out was as long as Kyle doesn't cheat on Amanda,

and I'm like, I wonder if that's ever going to play. I wonder if that's going to be a clip that they play in five years. No, she said as long as Amanda doesn't cheat on Kyle. I did write it down the right way I had to cross it out I did look that's so funny I was like there's no way they said that

I wonder if that's no there's no way she's going to cheat on him no leave him at some point but there's no way she cheats on him but we get to Amanda Jesse and Lindsay in the kitchen and uh again my guy

what kind of question is this does anyone know what Sierra's mad out besides of one offhand joke downplay another joke all you do seemingly is jokes sir I don't understand it and thank God for Amanda calling him out and I liked her because she was a little snippy this scene she wasn't as like calm about it she was like because your coping mescanism of jokes during serious conversations probably isn't the best idea it's not no Amanda does know what she's talking about but like this is where I don't know because like Jesse doesn't strike me as a dumb guy and he doesn't

doesn't strike me as somebody who's like aloof to the things going on. Schwartz is aloof. He's not that dumb, but he's very illute. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I know you've been on that for years. But when it comes to Jesse, he knows what he's talking about. He usually is somewhat inept when it comes to things that are going on around him. He knows that she's mad at him for the touching at the Cancer Society thing a couple of days ago.

And then you explained it to her like, oh, yeah, we got to stop flirting. He knows that she's weird about that. Then he makes an offhanded joke. he doesn't remember that like it's not just the one thing that you said last night it's a lot of things that are going on how are you not smart enough to realize that even in this moment when everything's crashing and burning around you you still can't have that kind of wear athal it doesn't make any sense to make no it was bizarre that he's not putting the pieces together she could just be pissed about last night but you're right this is a whole slew of things that you've been

doing consistently and now the chickens have come home to roost and you don't know how to process it because you've never been called out like this before so i'm glad that a man that's what it does yeah stop joking you need to stop joking it's not working shut the fuck up and lexie walks in and swerves him this line i know you've heard this before are you know you've heard it no in your life in a relationship at some point because jesse's like how'd you sleep lex and i'm not saying you i'm saying dudes in general yeah that have been in relationships when she hits him with the lovely i'm like oh i've heard that one i've heard that one you're in trouble the next day yeah like you know you have a rough night or like you've been fighting or something

and then like hey how's everything lovely you're like oh shit we're not cool we're not cool we're not cool oh maybe you didn't sleep it off damn we got to talk about this later don't we yes we do okay i'll hit you up on the ride home but they're like hey did you eat lexie and she's like no I was crying. Jesse's like, well, is there a special order? Like,

what are you doing? This was the Ariana line, by the way. This was the Tom asking Ariana if she needs anything because he's going to go out or he's going to order something from Amazon,

probably some batteries. And she said for you to die, Lexi says for you to stop talking shit about me. Yep. Yep. And I love this move. And I was so proud. He's like,

well, you know, we need to talk about it in front of everyone. We're going to talk about this in front of everyone. I was like, fuck yeah, dude. And he's like, well, I think that's a little bit extra, do you?

Nope. Because I think it's extra for you to go to every other person in the house, but the girl you're exclusively seeing and talk shit to them, but never bring it up to her. Instead, to her, you say you love her and don't trust anybody in the house. What the fuck? We always say that we want these conversations to happen in front of everybody on the cast when it comes to housewives or anything else.

We always say, bring it to the group. Let the group converse. Let the group figure things out and hear everything. This is the most appropriate situation. for you to bring to the group. It couldn't be more tailor-made for a group sit-down because everybody knows what you've been saying. Everybody was privy to all the information that came out last night, all the things that you

were doing, all the things that Lexi was saying, and basically your entire conversation that you have with Lexi, quote-unquote, in private, is now everybody in the house's problem. So, yes, you do need to sit down with the rest of the house and figure this out. Yeah, it's time for you to get you come up and from everybody because you dragged the whole house into this. You didn't have to. If you were grown up out of the gate and said, Hey, Lexi, I don't think he's getting pretty serious, but we need to sit down and have a conversation. I need to know where we stand on some certain things. Be a grownup. And this wouldn't have happened, but you didn't. You talk shit. You got caught. You played it off as a joke. And now

you got to answer for it in front of the entire house. And for you to say that that's a little bit extra. You've been a lot of bit extra this whole season, pal. You don't get to say that to the girl that you're fucking over. So shut up and take it. But she says it the best. She's like all the drama of had this summer is because of you and let's think back like all all of our members in here you and i let's think back to the beginning of the season how it was painted and i do think that bravo did a good usually when bravo paints the girl to be you know overbearing or jealous i'm like that's you don't have to do that the way that they frame this season to then you get the reveal that she's not these things and she gets to tell her side of the story it makes this hit so much better

yeah because now it's like fucking get them absolutely because all of this shit was caused by him but we were led to believe that it was you doing this shit so now's your time take him take him to task lexie yeah incredibly proud of lexie for just laying it all out there not mincing any words because what's the point and just going after them like you don't need and she got some support but everybody else the way that they're supporting is by letting you talk they're just sitting there you know what i mean it's almost like a moral support like we're not going to step in, but you know that we've got your back. And the way that the girls talk to her the night before, she's got a little bit more confidence.

Like, you know what? I think she said it to Lindsay the night before when she was crying, I feel like because of this relationship and because of the way that he's been talking about me outside of our relationship, I haven't been able to get close to the girls in the group. That's true. That is 100%. We've said that for weeks. We've said that for weeks after week pretty much since you guys started dating.

It was annoying to start off with. And then it got to a point where it's like, shit, like, he's blocking you from the rest of group he doesn't want you to get close to them because he wants to keep you isolated during the week love bomb you then go to the house on the weekends say he loves you behind closed doors and then just kind of like act a fool whenever he's outside so yep i'm happy that she was able to just get the time and energy to just speak her truth and just let it all out there and you can tell everybody else is like you kind of have this one coming jess but that's the best part when you get the whole group in the kitchen she doesn't even lead it off no everyone else goes to bat for i'm like

thank god people are stepping up because what this does for somebody in lexie's position is be like hey you might have felt like we were on his team we got you watch this you sit back you you've done enough we'll take it from here and lindsay's like look you clearly have a lot of love for each other

but and starts going into it you shared your concerns with everyone else but her you shared these yellow flags to everyone else except for her that's a problem Jesse's response Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Gabby jumps in

She's like whoa whoa whoa Don't shut down now Like don't do that now And he's like I know I'm not His tone bro Oh His tone sucks He's not used to getting called out

Exactly He's never been called out before But if you're going to be a fuck boy On Bravo This is what's going to happen He's like no I'm listening It was not for Jesse It was Bradson

Not for Jesse He's like I'm listening I'm accepting I'm not fighting And it's like words of affirmation my guy, I understand. How about that? I understand.

He goes, I understand. No, he doesn't. He doesn't understand. And you know what? Gabby calls it out. Gabby calls it out. Lexi calls it out. He doesn't.

And I don't want to date him. Like, fuck yeah. And you can tell West is on the fence ever so briefly because he's like, he's like, he's like, well, let me just like try to throw a bone for my boys. Like, what's the conflict? Like, well, he's telling everyone else in the house. one thing and he's telling me

something entirely different he's telling me not to trust anybody in the house he's telling me he loves me at home he's getting mad at me for flirting with you

and West is like I'm out I got no rebuttal I'm on her team now what the fuck what are you talking about and like he goes to his confession he's like what

like I don't remember this at all leave me the fuck alone I don't want to be involved in this at all yeah what's your why would and that I thought that That's going to be a great reunion moment, too, because Jesse's holding on to this whole.

I was just trying to tell you what you were doing with West at the bar was worse than anything I was doing, except for the toe-sucking, of course, which we're all laughing at, right, guys? You don't get to say except for. No, no. It doesn't matter. That's not what he was saying anyway. So when the reunion comes around and everybody's seen that scene, we get to actually talk about it. Like, no, that is not what you were saying at all. not even remotely that's not even close to what you were saying you were actually mad at her and

you're saying i'm free and clear now because we're even you are wishing that into existence that's not what happened not one person watching this show for even a millisecond was like oh i bet she was flirting with west yep nobody thought that except for you you thought it was a way out like a get out of jail free card you're full of shit and we called it everyone saw it you played yourself you played yourself yeah congratulations you played yourself but lexie i i think she finishes this scene with just a chef's kiss i thought it was a phenomenal job because she's like you know people keep asking like why are you guys not boyfriend and girlfriend i'm like oh you know we're just getting to know each other's getting to learn and she's like no

it's because you've got fat ass red flags like hell yeah she's like you know what i don't want to be exclusive and if she ended it with just two different words than she used god it would have hit even better i'm still giving all the props i thought she gave herself great but shove it out the fucking window A bud I wish you said shove it up your ass Don't want to be exclusive Shove it out the fucking window

I wish she said You wanted for a bud No I wish she said Shove it up By the way Sierra sounds more Canadian Sierra sounds way more Canadian The Lexi

No that's Maryland That's Maryland Promise you Is she from Maryland? Yes sir And as somebody that's spent a lot of time All over Maryland there are a lot of different dialects.

Why do they sound like they're Canadian? It's like a weird hybrid between like Philly and Canada. And you put them together and you kind of get like a Baltimore accent. It's weird. I'm telling you. I don't know. I don't know. It's like there was this dude.

He was the, he was a police officer, but he was assigned to the clubhouse when we had home games to make sure nobody came in. And his name was bunk. We called him bunk just like from the wire. and he legit was like yeah like i'm down in baltimore you know i just cracked these dudes they were running they were running drugs through the tuna like that's how they talk i don't know that's it's just like this weird like mix of uh i would say philly and canada you put those

together to kind of get baltimore that's that's that's the worst jesus that's that's that's not worse than delco no it is that if i was thinking about delco when i was saying that yeah i think that's force the delco. Ryan, Eastern provinces sound a lot different. I lived in Edmonton. That's a western province, but I do, yeah, isn't it? I don't want to speak on things I'm not 100% about. I don't want to insult. Steals a Oilers fan.

No, the Edmonton Trappers was a AAA team for the Twins. That's why I, yeah, my dad managed them, so I live there for three summers. Really quiet. Trappers, eh? Not a lot to do. Trappers, eh? What are you talking about? Get high hard off the boards there, bud. I could do this all night. I won't.

Oh, I'm going to. You're going to do it anyway, yeah. I don't want to. It's hard to stop. Where am I? Come on, focus, focus. Shove it out the fucking window, bud. That was the last one.

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Kyle, I didn't like Kyle here. I don't know why I'm sad to jump there. Look, it's a Sunday, go have a conversation. He's just hung over. I know. This was just him being hungry. He's like, please stop. Like, it's Sunday.

I just want to eat some fucking bacon. and I don't like his energy. Anytime he's talking to any other girls in the house, I always hate his energy. Telling Gabby to pipe down. Piped down. I was like, bro,

no. Just walk out. Go to a different room. What are you doing here? Go dunk your head in the pool and feel a little bit better. Like, don't chime in here. There's no.

I know why he was doing it and I'm not giving him an excuse. He was just hung over his balls and just wants to get away day. He wants to just get his car packed up and go back to the city. I get that. So saying you guys need to have a conversation, fine, No, no, no, whatever. No, not whatever.

They need to have this conversation in front of everybody like they're doing. Kyle, don't ruin it for all of us because either way. They're still going to have a one-on-one conversation after this. It doesn't really matter. Well, yeah, obviously at some point. But, you know, you get a quick check-in with West and Jesse before everyone leaves. And this was just mind-blowing. It was so asinine, so fucking immature.

I was like, dude, just at any point, all you got to do is reel it in and go, you know what? I fucked up. Hopefully, she gives me another shot. I really shit the bed. You can blame it on. not knowing what to do in a relationship if you want. I don't believe that. But if you want to go that route,

be like I was ill prepared, whatever, fine. But you at some point just need to own up to the fact that you fuck this whole thing into the ground instead of going to your room with West. And West tries. He's like, do you agree with any of it?

He's like, no. Clearly the flags I saw were for a reason. Don't you fucking dare put this on her. Don't do that. That is slimy shit. And he's trying to back out of it with like, oh,

I guess we're not each other's person. I was like, you're literally trying to put all the emphasis on that that sentence to west is so important for the scene that we get later to because when you end it with i guess we're just not each other's person to west and she gives you pretty much the exact same thing back and you're like look i still really like you and i'd love to like try to figure this out that is crazy different energy that switch up is wild it's crazy and like i chalked it up to okay if it's you know heat of the moment you're venting afterwards i'm not giving him an out i'm saying like if that's the way he wanted to play it like all right i guess not what he's doing let me just clarify what he did was slimy and gross i'm saying in an instance where two normal people get into a fight and they're like i'm fucking done with this guy and then later they have a conversation different story what he does is 10 times worse because then he's like you know she thinks i'd try to create a wedge in between her in the house you did you actively did that she's making me

look bad and like i'm a bad person no you did that stop putting it the blame on Lexi she didn't do any of this she told you from day one this is what I want this is what I like to do I go and head first I want a real relationship you agreed to that and then you flirted with Sierra then you had your toe sucked and God knows what else you disrespected her you made her look stupid on TV in front of a very large audience and then you want to put the fucking onus on her dude don't be such a bitch like own up to your shit I just and like there is a parallel to be discussed to when it comes to West and Sierra versus Jesse and Lexi, where it seemed like at least last year, West, I truly don't think

he knew what he wanted. He kind of wanted Sierra, but he was getting new fame. Like, at least when you boil that down, I understand that. I get that. When it comes to Jesse, he has had so many outs. And earlier in the season, we both thought he's going to find it out. He's going to fuck it up himself, whether he's doing it actively or he's doing it subconsciously. He's going to implode it on his own and try to get out of it.

but then we hear that he's love bombing all week. So it's almost like he's got like multi-personity disorder where he's like this completely different person and she brings up the toe suck. And he's like, that wasn't me. That was Patricia. It's like, okay, well, there we go. Now we understand what this is about. And it doesn't make any sense to be like, I can't wrap my head around it because I've thought so many different times here's your out. There's your out.

Oh, there's an out. She gives you an out later this episode and you still don't take it. Like if this is what you want and you want to go be single, which is what you've been saying to other people, then just go do it. I don't give a fuck. Just stop leading this girl down the path. just because you're bored in New York and you just want plans. Like that's the vibe that I'm getting 100%. 100%. Even West.

Even West tries to like, because he's like, you know, you just have this. I saw what you went through last year. Like now I know how you feel. But like you just get this magnetic connection. And West, I was like, wow, that was pretty philosophic. He's like, look, if that's how you feel, then don't give up. Like pursue it. Yeah.

But, nah, I don't know. Like end of scene. It's just brutal. I mean, that was the old showing. I'm going to give you some life-shattering advice, but I'm going to end it with that. I don't really know, though. Just so you can't hold me culpable. Like, I'm sorry, rabble, rabble.

Like, it was just so fucking dumb, dude. It was awful. Like, that was the worst scene that he's had. He's had some shitty ones. I was like, bro, don't do this. And he did brutal. But we get to Lindsay and Danielle at an ultrasound. And I just like seeing Lindsay, like, in motherly moments.

Like, it's really sweet. Like, we know what she's been through. We know the path to get here has been tumultuous to say the least. least last season was a fucking disaster from top to bottom. It was actually nice to see Danielle here, too. Yeah, it's just like a comforting. Their friendship has been very weird for the last couple of seasons. They've been at odds.

The whole Carl situation kind of threw them through a loop. So to see the two of them still sticking together, even though I don't necessarily care for Danielle, I don't really want her in the house. I don't want her interacting with anybody in the house. She's kind of comedic relief when she does show up. But now I'm like, oh, this is actually nice because you guys were really close friends. You had a falling out to see you guys coming back together

and something like this and an intimate scene is nice so yeah and you get to see the baby's heartbeat and shit like it was cool that makes me sad it's so sweet

but hold on I got to put a dip in this one oh boy Jesus Christ Jesse I just can't I fucking can't

with this guy Ryan would like Daniel Ryan would like Danielle Ryan's so consistent Ryan's so consistent, though. And he's the one star for us, which, you know, it's just, he's Ryan. He's the Stone Man. Oh, shit.

The Stone Man. That's a new nickname. It's just his name, but it also works as a nickname. Got to love it. The best part, Ryan's getting his flowers tonight, apparently, but the best part is when people come into the members as newcomers, they now go, oh, is this Ryan? Yeah. immediately that's my favorite that's my favorite so yeah that's funny but let's get to it lexie and jesse

in new york city and uh look i don't like to fight is the quintessential stop getting mad at me line i don't like fighting like no one does dumb ass like don't do stupid shit you won't get in a fight like and this isn't even a fight anymore i love her demeanor in this scene she's like pretty much like there's not much she broke up with him she broke up with him in this scene right and he was still like well then he starts to grovel see how it goes you know i still really like you and i feel like you just can't deny this connection it's like dude she just said you're not each other's people she told you the other day she doesn't want to be your girlfriend she doesn't want to be exclusive with you you can throw you the exclusive out the window she doesn't care she's done

this is just the closure scene and he's still like wow well because it's not over till the fat lady sings you know here's what happened i genuinely believe this and i fucking love that this happened okay I think that he was so caught up this summer in like worried about having a girlfriend and wanting to be single and have fun and all that shit, worried about these quote unquote yellow flags that as we come to find out were not really yellow flags. They were just her saying what she wants in a relationship and also being somewhat agreeable, meeting him in the middle and compromising, comment, but don't get so graphic with the comments, please. That's pretty fucking reasonable from your girlfriend. So I think what happened in this scene. I think in his head, he painted this picture of Lexi. He painted this picture of Lexi to everybody else in the house.

He himself believed this to be true. God, she's so overbearing. She's this, she's that. This scene proved she's none of those things. And in the middle of it, he went, oh, shit. She was not those things. This is the person I want to be with. And I fucked it all up because I'm a big, big dummy.

that's what happened and you get to watch it in real time and the best part is he gives his whole spiel it was so half-assed I didn't believe it at all because out of the gate he seems like he's upset I'm like what are you fucking mad about like the best part though she's like look I'm not a fighter I'm a lover and I'm a lever I'm like there you go fucking Obama mic drop gift like that was perfect she tried to she tried to mic drop like four different times he's just not watching it he's like uh you know we'll see what happens. Yeah, like, you know, there's a connection here.

I really like you. It's like, no, no. And for you to come into this and say, I'm shocked, you were so angry. I'm so surprised at how you reacted to something that I did to you. What? That's the worst way to start this all day. I'm so shocked that you were so upset. It's like, I didn't like that you painted me as some monster trying to paint you as

jealous and crazy and saying that I was manipulative. Great. She didn't like you painting her jealous and crazy and being manipulative. And we watched you do all those things this whole season, my guy. So for you to come in here and play even remotely hurt puppy dog with such a tough look. I'm like, this is how you want to do it. And then in the midst of it, he realizes how big he fucked up. And that's when he tries to reel it back and go, well, I guess we'll just see, you know,

it's a choice that we're going to have to make. I almost would have had more respect. It still wouldn't have hit, obviously. But I would have had more respect if he just played the, you know, I just don't know how to navigate relationships. I'm not good at this. If he played that card the whole time and he's like, I don't know how to act in public. He groveled a little bit and just kind of leaned into that whole attitude.

I would have been like, yeah, you royally fucked up. You have no idea what the hell you're doing. You do need to be single for a long time to try to figure this shit out. Try to date. Try to get some compassion somewhere in there and try to understand how it works. Fine. Instead, it's like, what are you doing? What is this?

The worst move. This is the worst move you could be made. This is worse than. the delco lady that ran out and shit on somebody's car today this was a terrible move we were talking about that before the show started well that is the best move by the way who hasn't wanted to do that imagine just like having one in the chamber too just like and actually that's what was so that's i think that's the most impressive yeah i was still i was like wow just like locked and loaded and to be able to perform like that no stage right it's like being pee shy like you oh i'm gonna

this is what i think about this and then you can't like actually pee on it because he, like, you wanted some big dramatic thing. This woman got out of a car and pooped on the car. Instantly. Instantly, like she was ready to go. You don't know what we're talking. I'm sure most people have seen the video by now. I would hope.

Yeah, it's bravo to that woman, I guess. But we finish this whole thing up with Kyle and Amanda going on a little lunch date. And I love Amanda's journey to get to this point where she seems happy. She seems like she found herself finally. Her and Kyle are finally in a good place. And I think that resonates on screen. I think we've seen that in multiple scenes. It's been a different kind of vibe between the two of them, which is much better.

It's very weird, too, because we, you know, we're kind of famous for saying we shouldn't be seeing this when it comes to intimate moments between couples, whether it's them breaking up or them dealing with some hardship. We're like, oh, we shouldn't really be watching this. But for Kyle and Amanda, we've watched their entire relationship and marriage on TV. So we are privy to this. And we do deserve to see these scenes. But I didn't take it as like a big. And I hope Kyle doesn't either. I mean, he's obviously going to be a little taken back.

But I hope he doesn't take it like, oh, what the fuck? Like, no, we've got a big problem. Like, just let her work through it. Just be happy that she's found herself. We've been watching Amanda for years, be lost. Last year, she finally hit her breaking point. She figured something out. This year, she's really coming to her own.

She's so much more fun on screen. She's involved in a lot of people's shit. She's happier in her marriage. She's happier with you. She's letting you do your dumb shit, you're DJing stuff. just be happy with where you guys are. There is no timetable. Yes, you're 42.

Yes, you just had a conversation with Schwartz and you're going to be 62 when your kids are 20. If you have a kid right now, by the way, which that math was not math and when they were talking earlier. But yeah, let her work through it. You guys will be okay. You guys will be fine and you'll figure it out. Just be happy where you are. I hope that's how he takes it. I know it's firmly agree.

Yeah. I know he's going to be, you know, next episode a little salty. He's probably going to talk to some people about it. But I think. the place, and this is a very funny thing to say about Summer House, I think where everybody in this house is in their life, he's

probably going to get some good advice. If he talks to Carl, I think Carl's going to give him some pretty good advice. If he talks to Lindsay, he should probably go talk to Lindsay, honestly. Lindsay and Carl. Oh, my God. Wait, have all three of them talk at once. Oh, yeah. Wow. Oh, my God. Feed that to me. That would be

the best fucking sleep. The three of them, a powwow on the beach, because they go back to the beach again the second time this year. They go back to the beach next week. My God, dude. That would that seem so bad. And I don't have much to add to it. I think that you said it perfectly.

Like, it's just nice to see her where she's at. And Kyle, what is going to frustrate me if this goes a certain way? She has been so fucking patient for so long while you work through everything that you've worked through to get to this point. She shared with you why she doesn't feel comfortable. I hope so. Kyle is going to take it the right way. bro i really hope that he does i hope that he's able to just give her the space that she needs

have a conversation about it see if they can get to a point where they're on the same page or at least know what direction they're going but don't make it a thing yeah please don't make it a thing but it's a fucking fantastic season just incredible and lexie the dark horse i mean unreal unreal season from her like didn't see it coming and that made it so much better but like this she took took the show this episode it was really awesome but let's get to some questions from our members as we all know we got that good old fashioned 10 second delay so we'll just sit here and uh you know i don't know probably watch the video of the delco lady always on the same page there we go up first from a rachel michaelus oh great question what

show should Schwartz wow that is tough to say what show should Schwartz bop to next uh let's get him on a housewife show i was going to say salt lake yeah i would love him on a housewife show that would be a lot of fun yeah salt lake would be good from candy carto what are the odds that lexie gives jessie another chance uh she spoiler alert she doesn't they she can't stand them anymore uh now today but are we going to see it on oh you mean for the rest of the season i i think this is it i think this is dude if this is it then she fucking wins the season yeah if she there's probably only like three episodes left two maybe before the reunion so like yeah if she if she stands on business i i just want to see him like kind of wallow around

for the next couple of weeks in the house yeah you too he should he should have a miserable end of the summer from meg claire do you think lexie will end up spilling all the tea to the roommates about Jesse. I think she's already done that. She's doing it now, so I don't think there's much more to do. Yeah, and I don't think there's much more to say. If there is, I'm sure that it'll come out at the reunion, especially if they're on good terms. Yeah.

Billy Big Deals. Does Kyle want kids right now because he thinks it will pause Amanda's career? I really don't want to think that. I don't think so. That would be conniving even for him. that i know that he wants all the support for lover boy but that would be a while i think i think where kyle is right now he feels even though it sounds like i don't know this is probably one of the first seasons that i've seen where kyle actually isn't complaining about work so much and

like stressing about you know the popularity of lover boy and all the other things that he was doing he seems more grounded now so i feel like he's in that mindset where he's like all right everything's set with me i'm ready to roll what what's going on Amanda you're not ready to go what happened That's kind of what I'm getting there. Ryan Stoneman. Do you think Kyle and Lindsay are similar? Oh, I do, actually. In a weird way, I do.

I think I can see the connection you're making there. They're different. They're very different in a lot of ways, but there is some kind of like central core piece. There's a core, yeah, there's a core of similarities. And then, you know, there are different people outside of it with personalities. Yeah, that's a good call, Ryan. No question from Julie Hart. No question.

just want a bros and shows fan fest where where are we going where's fan fest is bravo is uh bravo con is uh bravo con is that happening this year i think so no announcement yeah surprising i thought they said the announcement they were going to take one year pause and then they're going to do it again i would be shocked if they don't do it now i mean they fucking tickets in this economy it charge like fifteen hundred bucks if we don't get a press pass we might not be going yeah or we just go we hang out outside of the rooms i'm so down to get like an off the strip hotel in Vegas and like just like loiter try to stay out outside with some podcast of whitman like hey

you got a minute yeah hey hey just like with one of those funny little microphones yeah come here come here from me the fan fest it seals house you got to docks me do it in wildwood yes we can do it there we go i would do it that i'm down for that would be fun actually maybe i've i've said since last year we should try to do meg i'm not ignoring the question where's a suggestion suggestion oh yeah i'm not ignoring the suggestion we're just i don't i don't know if i can have a fan fest at my home i've got a baby you know i've got a baby that's all if you guys go to bravo con last one because uh ryan we can't be we've been blocked

tamara blocked us probably because you kept tagging both of us and shit. Do people call them the twats? I don't know. Or did you just shorten it to two T's? I would imagine they call themselves that. Yeah, it's self-deprecating. Yeah.

I don't think, yeah, Timor's going to act like she doesn't know who we are. It'll be a mess. I'd rather just not. No, I know, Meg. It's all good. We'll figure something out. You know, we're going to do some live shows this year. So that's kind of like a fan fest. Just come to one of our live shows. Hang out with us. It's a good time. We get the

pre-show hangout, all that good stuff. But just a reminder to those of you in here, those of you listening, we have our members Zoom next week on Tuesday night as of right now. If that changes, we'll let you know. But as of now, we're going to do Tuesday night for our community Zoom. So make sure you mark your

calendar, set your alerts, all that good shit, and we'll see you guys next week. Shooter. You got anything else? Nope. Well, that's our show. Bros. Got to go. One more question for Julie. what episode was that letter? I am a stubborn little bitch and I want to know.

I don't think she knew. She said it was a few months ago. No, she said that them reading something was recent, I thought. No, it was somebody wrote in, one of their fans wrote in saying exactly how Julie felt about the show. But when they were talking shit on us was months ago. Got it, got it, got it. Well, that's fun. That's a good time.

Are we going to BravoCon? We're going to try to, yeah, barring ridiculous ticket prices. We will. Hopefully, like I said, we get a press pass, so we don't have to worry about that. But even if you could pretty much count on if we don't buy tickets that will be there in some capacity, like, it would be really funny to both of us to just hang out outside and not go in with a microphone. Yeah, bro's on the street. That would be a lot of fun. That would be incredible.

And Tabithy, yes, we are planning live shows as we speak. so we'll get those out soon so you guys can start buying some tickets but thank you guys as always for coming out we appreciate the support uh it does not ever go lost on us that you guys support us so much you are ogs our favorites and uh to those people saying that ryan's our favorite you're wrong you're all our favorites and we love you anything else nope okay bye guys we'll see you next time see you next week bye