Bros & Shows - Pink Wee Wee’s and Tee Tee- RHOBH S12E07

Episode Date: June 24, 2022

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am your co-host, Steele Russell, joined as always by Shooter Magouter. Shoots, how are we doing tonight? Doing great. Happy that we have a little bit more Bravo to talk about this week, a little more content. And we don't have to focus too much on Dubai because I am snoozing. Yeah, it's going a little slow. I think I enjoyed like the last 10 minutes of it and like we'll touch on it when we get there. But it was relieving to like have some different.

things to look forward to this week for sure um obviously southern charm's actually in like an hour from when we're recording this so i'm excited to get into that i i watched some of the reruns since they've been airing it all week like in preparation for southern charm and i i don't know this might rub some of our listeners the wrong way but like i think i'm going to struggle with it yeah no i i get that it's it's going to be a slow burn for you luckily it's the new show to you it's not a new show overall so we're not going to have to worry about getting to know people and doing this and that and whatever there's a lot of spilled mess that happened in the last couple of years in the off season so we're going to get right into it i think first episode and i mean you always

have page coming in maybe midseason so you're going to be excited about that i don't like page though. No, neither do I. I was just Josh and. Went right over my head. Yeah. Whoops. Between Paige and Craig,

they kind of, all their Instagram shit, like everything they've been doing in the off season, like that's annoying me now. Like in the beginning, I was kind of psyched for Paige and Craig because they seemed kind of cool.

Like, oh, like I like Paige for a while. Like, oh, Craig seems like he's, you know, decent. He doesn't seem like the biggest douche in the world. they slowly became duchier. Like now I'm not really into it. Well, I think the thing about that's going to be, at least for this season, you, as you said, they're turning into being dushy.

I think we're going to see the start of that because of the way that this is filmed that it's, you know, a couple of months ago. So they're duchy now. You're going to see them turn into what they are now. Yeah, and that's, it might be a little funny. If you go into it with a smile on your face, I think you're going to enjoy it a little bit. If you go into it and you're like, I hate these two already, it might be a little miserable for you.

But luckily, there's a lot more and a lot more dynamic between the other people on the show that it should wash all of that out, I imagine. Yeah. And I mean, I guess for me, the issue I'm going to have with it is like, the characters seem really unlikable for a lot of things that, like, really are pet peeves of mine. Like, that's going to be a struggle for me. For example, like, the entitlement.

Oh, yeah. The clear entitlement, like, that chef dude, again, like, I got a brief glimpse of him from, like, last year. And it's just, he talks like a man child. Like, he acts like a man child. I can't get on board for watching even drama between people that have that entitlement. It's just really fucking annoying. Yeah, no, I get that. And I mean, what we're going to be doing, at least on this podcast, anyway, we might end up being, yeah, just to kind of temper the expectations of the listeners.

We'll probably end up being maybe a week behind unless we changed our recordings. But for now, anyway, we'll revisit the episode from the week prior as we're recording this. So don't, I don't want to confuse anybody as you listen to week to week, but we'll see how it goes. I think you're going to like it a lot, though, to tie it up in a nice little bow. Everybody tells me that, everyone that's into Southern Charlie. I'm going to go into it. I promise our listeners. I will go into it with an open mind so I'm not biased.

Like I'll do my best to get over my preconceived notions of these people and attempt to watch it wholeheartedly. Good. I like that. That's all you can ask for. I owe that to you, Shooter, my co-host, and I owe that to you our listeners. If Southern Charm takes off and becomes more interesting than Dubai, this will probably shift into more of like a Beverly Hills Southern Charming. charm show until like Potomac starts and ex-wives club but we'll get into that we're gonna get into that i'm really fucking excited to get into that so let's why don't we we'll we'll put southern

charm aside for now let's get into what's happening now let's get into what we're looking at yeah so we are at blue stone manor we finally got to see i've never seen it i mean i guess i have in roney episodes but i didn't realize that was blue stone manor like no they make a big deal out of it for this show more so than I guess she yeah but she has like talked about it in the past but I guess I've kind of just like brushed it off I guess I've been rightfully so that place is amazing

it's gorgeous it's beautiful so now I even more so understand like motherfucking Vicky but I really understand why Durinda was like yeah she has no taste if she can't walk into that place and be like wow this is beautiful like

no you really don't have taste Vicky yeah after seeing I forget got like genuinely forgot how intolerable she was and as soon as she started talking I had like a flashback to when I did see her in in Roni and she is or sorry rosy there you know Rossey my bad that corrected though that was good I remember the episodes with her and her boyfriend that claimed have cancer and I remember just being like oh my God like yeah it's terrible what he's doing but she sucks yeah and she i mean she made her she made her presence known right away

looking at like walking in looking around and what was like one of the first things that she said was well where's where's the target where's the home goods like bitch where the like you walk into this house this estate this manner and your first thought is do you think Durinda maybe has like a soap dish from home goods, but no, I don't think fucking anything in that entire place is from home goods or Target. No, that's all. That's like, is she trying? And I think she's too dumb to be like, I'm making myself relatable, blah, blah, blah,

like the crystal bullshit. No, I think she's just stupid and she just makes these dumb comments. And right away, and like, I didn't watch Rosie, but I've heard so much about her. and I've seen like the little glimpses and little snippets of her talking. I'm like, wow, she sucks. I hope she, I want her to come back in some capacity, but I didn't realize she was going to be in a whole show. We're going to have to put up with her for the whole season.

But there's so much else going on that I feel like she'll be so annoying that they'll shut the fuck up. And then I'll go to somebody else. Brandy will legitimately just say shut the fuck up to her. Yeah, she did. And we'll get there. But I do want to preface this whole thing first. to point out that you used rosy.

Oh, yeah. So thank you. Because that one makes sense. Rony makes sense. Roshy makes sense. Rohabov. Whatever the fuck you were saying for Beverly Hills. Robbh.

Yeah, it rolls off the tongue pretty well. Some of them do. Most of them don't. I was just saying, I appreciate you using it. There. And it was genuine. So that's even better. But this was the most fun I've had watching Bravo since we started the podcast.

Really? Yeah. I fucking loved all of the characters on this one. I mean, I didn't love, I take that back. I hated Vicky with a pat. I mean, she made me physically feel angry. Like, physically, I felt that. I was like, I don't want to watch this chick anymore.

But there's so much like built up animosity between all of them. And Dorinda had that chart. Dude, they had flow charts. The fucking flow chart was incredible. And I need that for everything. Like, I need somebody to print that out. If anybody's listening at Bravo or another Bravo podcast, a Bravo podcast, if you want to build a flow chart for every single show, it would greatly help us to.

Yeah, we'll put it right here. When Dorinda did that, it was like, oh, oh, great, awesome. Can't wait to see how that happens. Can't wait to see about that? And I love that she's the narrator. Like, she narrates the whole thing. Like, every time the shit's pop, like, I love hearing her narrate the relationships and what's going to happen, like, what has happened.

Yeah. If she doesn't come back to Roney and if Roney like just kind of fades off into the sunset, at which it very well might. Well, Bravo found a good way to utilize wives that were either cast aside or fired, as they even said in the show, which is awesome. No, put on pause. All right. Well, no, not, I'm not even talking about Durinda, but like the other two or three of the other girls were like, oh, yeah, I was told to leave. I was out.

I was fired. Like, this is the first time you ever hear that from any of the wives. So it's kind of cool to see that. But I've been, and this goes back to Dubai, I think Dubai is going to suffer. offer and die. And I don't want that to happen because Aeon is so polarizing. She's such a good character. She's such a good person, I guess.

It's not even a character. They have found a way to utilize these great housewives that no longer have a place. Well, hold on. Hold on. We have seen, thanks to Teresa, franchises can be carried on one person. So I think that it's... I think there's way more. I think you're selling Jersey way short.

Well, don't even put that out there. That would piss so many people off. I'm not comparing Dubai to Jersey. Sounds like you are. I'm not. Fuck you. I'm not doing that. But I'm saying just all I'm saying is that we've seen proof that one housewife can carry a franchise.

Granted, Teresa is arguably the face of housewives. Yeah. Granted, Jersey has been fantastic for the majority of its airing. Yeah. Okay, so that being said, can I on carry it? Maybe. I don't know. There's so much dead weight.

But we'll get into that a little bit later. I was just comparing and showing that I like Bravo's innovativeness with bringing these other like castaways into a show together. What we have, honestly, it's like Bachelor and Paradise for the Housewives. And if you don't know the Bachelor world, Bachelor in Paradise is like where they go. it's like the fan favorites that have been on like the Bachelor of the Bachelorette and they get like a second shot kind of and like makes them relevant again for like a little while or they can kind of like ride that fame into becoming like more of a prominent member of the Bachelor universe so we pretty much have that version of the Housewives I think that this is honestly almost an audition tape to get recast as like a member of the actual shows I think what I would have welcomed more than that comparison would have been maybe like real world road rules challenge and like the challenge take it way back yeah no challenge is still a thing i mean there's still like splinters of that going on but that was that's god i miss that show but anyway i'll digress from that but i i think you may you make a pretty good point where

they are doing this and i also think that you're kind of seeing that some of them are like pining for maybe another spot like oh if bravo has another type of show like this that splinters off of here I could always get another contract. So, like, I mean, Dorenda said at best she's, her biggest fear is being irrelevant. I think all of them feel that. And maybe, ah, this might be giving Dorenda too much credit. I'm so psyched that she's back on TV. I love Dorenda.

And this may be giving Dorenda too much credit, but maybe that was pointed. Maybe that was pre-notioned that, like, oh, I'm going to drop this bomb. Like, I don't want to be irrelevant because she knows that everyone at that table, like you said, is thinking the same fucking thing. Yeah. Now, could I see this cast of Housewives being thrown into the, yeah, this island of misfit toys being thrown back into another season where it's like similar? I can see that. Yeah, and just keep adding on with more people. Right.

For Denise Richards out there, like, fuck yeah. Yeah, if she doesn't come back to, if she doesn't come back to Beverly Hills, which hold on. She will. next week but but I do think they're going to trim some of the dead weight like you can tell some of the women are trying hard like yeah and this is the first episode so maybe they're trying hard now and it'll establish themselves again I guess reestablish themselves but yeah maybe they'll fade out towards the end I don't know yeah because brandy holy shit and we'll get there let's let's dive into it a little bit derinda is at Bluestone Manor she's prepping for all the ladies to get

there. She has a butler named Marco who is fucking clueless. Yeah, worst butler ever. He is the worst butler in the history of butling. He doesn't know what to do. Like, he's standing there just, he's pulling like a full-blown bill. Like, he's staring off into the distance, not paying attention at all. Like, Bill Aiden. What's that? Bill Aiden. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Pulling a full-bone Bill Aiden. And he's on his cell phone. Like, he's typing, he's either texting or he's on Instagram or he's on like Twitter and he's not paying attention. Dorinda's giving him a rundown. He is the Butler. Like in my mind when I hear Butler, I think Alfred from Batman, like on top of fucking everything, right? This guy is asking her questions. Like, wait, what do you want to do? And then

she's like, oh, let's serve the wine. Is that? And then she has to ask him again, like, is that cold? No. Yeah, we don't serve warm wine. Like, get it together, Marco. And I think we got to the root of it pretty quickly because he's not qualified for the job. No, but Durinda says that he's pretty cute. So a little eye candy for the ladies. Yeah, dangled that out.

Yeah. You know, good things moving. Yeah. Things shaking. We get a car ride with like Brandy and she's talking about, um, or she calls Dorinda and says,

you know, I'm a little hesitant about meeting some of the ladies and like, I haven't seen. I think she's talking about Taylor, um, from way back when she was, was on Beverly Hills and she's like I haven't seen her in a while and like shit was a little shaky there and I think stuff is also shaky with Tamara yeah it's shit shaky with everyone yeah I mean

and rightfully so as soon as she started talking I was like oh well that's why everyone fucking hates you like but I thought it was like such a great come-upins that brandy gets stuck with the pull-out couch like she's staying the weekend and granted I would be thrilled to stay in that house on a regular couch yeah on the bull-out couch but it was funny that all the other women have like these beautiful rooms these big beds and they're sharing the rooms and they're sharing the beds so that's fair i mean would it's the lesser of two evils you want your own space on a couch and then somebody will take your luggage somewhere and you'll have a room to go get changed or do you want to sleep into bed with somebody else that you maybe you haven't seen in 10 years maybe you don't like them maybe you don't know anything about them that's a little a little stranger a little scarier but fake your poison yeah i think in that situation i'd rather be on the couch i'd definitely rather be on the couch i'd definitely rather be on the couch. Hell you know. I don't want to share my room.

But then Eva and Fadra arrive and Fadra is my fucking favorite. Yeah, Fadra is making a huge comeback. Yeah, she's coming in perfectly. She's saying all the right things. She's witty. She's quick and she's fucking funny. Yep. And I thought Eva was like so sweet and like so genuine and just like psyched to be there.

Yeah. And she even exclaims to, um, Vicki. She's like, oh my God, the OG of OC, like, love you, like being so nice. And Vicki goes, bless your heart, which is such a fucking condescending thing to say. And then it goes to her cutscene and she's like, I don't know if she is. I don't know. I never heard of my life. Like, who is it? Like, just be nice. Like, this chick is so pumped up to meet you. To you. Like, you of all people. Yeah. No one else is going to offer you this olive branch. No. And you're going to fucking shit on the first person that, like, shows us.

some excitement towards you like she's not she doesn't even want to be there like she's like one week with these ladies like this is going to be way too much then don't go i could do without vicky there easily i mean i think she's going to stir up some crazy drama so it'll be fun to watch maybe but i can't stand when she talks i hope she just kind of sits in the corner and just she's not going to do she's going to say dumb thing after dumb thing and it's going to land terribly and she's going to get ripped apart And I think more than anything, what you're going to get is her either battling back in a ridiculous way or her crying in a corner. They're waiting for like lunch or they're kind of just sitting around like shooting the shit for a little bit. And we have learned that Vicky, her engagement was called off.

Steve, Steve put the axe to it. Smart man. Genius. Well, maybe not that smart. I mean, you did get involved in the first place. but smart man to do it now. Yeah, at least he figured it out before he, you know, bit that bullet. But she talks about how he was living, he was pretty much squatting at her house in Mexico

and making her come see him. And then she was like, well, come see me. And he'd be like, nah. Like, hey, here's your sign. Yeah, he was living his own life down in Mexico. Yeah. We keep talking about it. And it gets into like the sex of it, which there was a lot of sexual tension in this whole episode, like forced sexual tension.

like brandy seemed like she was off and like every comment that she made was sexual for like a good 10 to 15 minutes stretch did you do you think she was on molly probably maybe she was rolling and she was like oh where she took whatever sort of cocktail that erika took while she was on the boat oh yeah i can't wait to get to that part but um she's like no i haven't had sex in 13 months like every time i would touch his wee wee like that's your fucking problem yeah What is he? 16. Yeah, don't go up to your soon-to-be husband and say, let me get that wee. Derinda even goes off about it. And one thing that I did really like about this,

we've seen that like the newer shows that have been coming out, they have like different production values and different like cut scenes and different things. I really liked the side-by-side confessionals. So when they were doing, you would have one woman say one thing and then the other one would immediately piggyback off of that separately. And it was great to see like that dynamic,

Like, we love that. We love the editing that goes into it when something will happen in real time. And then they'll bounce over and something will happen in real time with another group of girls. This was even better because it was just so straightforward in their confessionals. Like, you know, the producer's like, all right. So she said this. What do you have to say about that? It was like, boom, right away.

Back to back. We don't have to wait for like the reunion part. No, they're cramming this in in a short amount of time. I appreciate it. Absolutely. Getting the most bang for your buck. But like right before the dinner, we have another conversation. and we have Taylor now talking to Brandy.

And this went horrific. I thought this was such a bad conversation. So Taylor's talking to Brandy. The year that Brandy came on to the show, Taylor's husband killed himself. Not only that, Taylor's husband was outed for, beating Taylor.

He was physically abusive to her, which is... And he was in, like, millions and millions of dollars of dead. Yeah, there was a lot of really bad shit going on. Like, regardless of how you feel about Taylor as a character and, like, who she is on the show, like, worst year of her life, hands down, without a doubt. Like, she's struggling for money. She had to get reconstructive surgery. Reconstructive surgery.

You broke her jaw. Yeah. Like, anybody, that's just not a topic that you call. question in any given situation so like no and then she does later yeah it's just like don't first off don't talk about it don't bring it up don't bring up bed things that happened years ago there's no point like what what are you what are you hoping to gain like even if your intentions are pure it still happened years ago like if you really cared you would have reached out back then not now that's the thing that's the worst part she actually does act like she cared she's like i you know i knew

you guys this and that she's saying it was the worst year for her and uses the suicide as one of her reasons. Like, you're going to tell the woman who lost her husband, the man killed himself, and you're going to say that that affected you. Was it known that he killed himself or was it, is this all speculation? Yeah, it was an actual suicide. She says that that was the worst year of her life because of that. Like, she's talking to the widow.

And the tone deafness, like, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. It is crazy. It's absolutely crazy. And then not only that, she questions, was that real? Or were you just trying to pretty much create a storyline for yourself? Yeah, for your book. Via domestic abuse and suicide. What are you doing?

You cannot ask somebody that. No. Like, that's a fucking horrible thing that she shared unwillingly. I like to think that, like, before these types of trips happen, before these types of shows happen, that they, like, sit down with somebody else. else and they're going over and they're like, all right, here's how I'm going to get a rise out of the audience. Here's how I'm going to be an important figure in this show.

And they have to talk about this to someone at some point, right? Like run it by someone first before you make any sort of jaw dropping statement or questioning like that. Who the fuck's going to sign off on that? I don't know, but I feel like they get a scouting report almost like when I play like we get the scouting report before we played a new team. I genuinely think the producer send them like a hey, This is the drama that they've been in over the past.

Like, here's some of the thing. Here's some of their, my least favorite word from, because of all the housewives. Here's some of their triggers. Yeah. So if you want to cause a stir and make a splash, like bring this up. I do believe that happens. That's probably true. And if not, I mean, it's not hard for these women to just Google it and read about.

Or just honestly, be themselves and they will inevitably do something stupid. Without a doubt. But anyway, we get to. to the dinner, or at the dinner table, and it's a clam bake, which is not that ridiculous. I didn't think. They're in New England. Yeah, but no one's heard of a clam bake. Everyone's baffled by the prospect of a clam bake.

I get like, like, Fager, like down in Atlanta, like maybe she hasn't been up in New York or north of that, and maybe she doesn't really know. She didn't say anything about it. No. It was like, clam bake's happened a lot of places. Yeah. And it's not that hard of a. concept to understand? No, it's not at all. And they brought out lobster and you would have thought

that they brought out like some kind of exotic cuisine. Yeah, Durinda even said like, no one had ever seen before. Durinda was like, what do you think these lobsters are just going to come to life and like, you get at you? Like, no, they're dead. They're not going to crack themselves. You got to do it, which was leading into a very awesome scene of Durinda just, which goes back to our favorite thing in the world, watching people eat a closing camera. Why do we keep doing this? I don't know. But Dorenda's like cracking, cracking lobsters, ripping tails off, slicing up the fucking bodies and shit. And she's walking through and like hand feeding things. And then she feeds Phajira.

And Fadra goes, you know what? You know, I love Dorenda and I really love this house. I'm so happy to be here right now. She can stick her fingers in my mouth. She can stick her fingers in my butt hole. Yeah. Like Fadier. She didn't say butt hole, but she said butt.

Oh, I thought she said, whatever, but. No, she said butt. Adlids. Yeah. But it's still so funny. Like such a funny moment. And Dorinda was being like so hospitable, so happy, like genuinely happy to be hosting and had that whole game where like we only saw the one question, but like had the game where you're reading a quick question answered about yourself. I love that idea.

Yeah, I thought that was good. Next time I have people for dinner, I'm going to have a little seashell with a question in it. Yeah, who doesn't love a good game at a dinner like that? A little icebreaker. Yeah, it's awesome. And loosen everybody up. But I thought the weirdest part was when she's cracking the lobster and Brandy's like, Oh, that's actually really attractive.

What's attractive about that? What is sexual about cracking a... I've heard that seafood is an aphratesiac, but... Yeah, because you eat it. Eat it. Yeah, you don't... I don't know, like, watch... When I was watching, and I was like, oh, shit, like, those juices are splashing.

Yeah, and you know how long that shit's like that will stink? No one's wearing a bib. No one's wearing a bib. Every time I go to Red Lobster, I get a bib. You're fucking classic. I've never been to Red Lobster before. But, like, I've been the Klan Bakes before. I've been to lobster parties and things like that.

Like, you get a fucking bib because that's going to splash all over the place. And their dresses and clothing have to be expensive. Yeah. So you're going to get lobster and clam juice all over them. And get turned on by it? That's what's going to say. And as that's happening, like, oh, my God. Just the way that that lobster juice hits you in the face.

Oh, my God. That makes me uncomfortable. I'm sick of the food. Marco better watch out because. Marco, fucking Marco. And then he comes out and he doesn't know whether or not to pour the fucking wine. he's like playing limbo with the wine back before he brought out margaritas he forgot what kind of night it was oh jesus it's not a tequila night don't give those ladies to their tacos out here

Marco get the fuck back in the house god damn it Marco but look at that ass like you come out here shirtless or you don't come out at all yeah go back to your room brandy starts stirring some shit up like she gets back into the same conversation like that was the hardest year of my life but now it's in front of everybody and Taylor has already said like after the conversation with Brandy where Brandy thinks that it's squashed Taylor's like no I'm more pissed now because of that interaction

Yeah now I have people around me that will agree with me and be like no you're dumb but Taylor even brought up at the dinner she's like why are we talking about this again in front of the entire cast like why are all these women here to hear this but I'm glad because Brandy starts

going off about it and every woman there's like that was the worst year of her life. Yeah. Why are we talking about you? Yeah. And then she called her a bitch and I can't wait to watch her to do this. She didn't directly call her a bitch. She did like what I was talking about last week when I was live tweeting and somebody was like, girl. Yeah. It was just a meaner version of that. Right. When you're in an argument and you're like, bitch, please. Right. Which was still uncalled for. Yeah. It's still the B word. Yeah. And like you say that to a friend. Like I say it to you all the time like bitch but you don't say that to somebody you're trying to mend a relationship

with yeah not there yet and now juxtaposed to that i have no issue at all with her turning and snapping it uh oh shut the fuck up yeah turning and being like shut the fuck up and vicky just gets all tough she's like you're not going to talk to me like that like what the fuck are you going to do everybody talks to you like that yeah what are you going to do you're not going to do a goddamn thing so sit at the end of the table and eat your fucking lobster like the the whole dinner was great i fucking i enjoyed that hour of bravo so much because it was oh g housewives it was stirring shit up it was it was women that know how to appeal in a show too like yeah and even they weren't just kind of like dancing around anything they were like

all right we got to get this in we got to do this now let's just jump into it yeah and we are all fighting for contracts again yeah they're all going to bring their a game or a to do so at least like they're going to try i think phaedra's by far winning she was he's on point she was so fucking funny the whole time the lobster comment is going to become like a classic line for sure like you can feed me lobster you can stick your fingers in my mouth you can stick your fingers in my butt if you want to do whatever you want or according to shooter her butt hole yeah but take it a step further yeah it i'm just i'm really excited to to watch the next two episodes we only watch the first one but um we'll definitely continue to recap

cap that as it comes out. I'm stoked for it. But let's get on with it. We got our main two shows that we need to focus on. And again, Dubai might take a backseat to another one. Well, look, this is what I'll say about Dubai. We don't even have to talk about anything leading up to the last part. Like, the whole show was still so boring, so dumb and like, all right, enough. I don't care about the little things that are going on. Yeah, all right. Like, there's The dynamic between Lisa and her husband is a little funny because he's like, I'm the CFO. Like, I'm not, I'm, anything that happens, I have to sign off on. Yeah, she says, but he has no time to deal with it.

And she's like, you better prioritize me. I'm not saying I need to be number one, but I should be at least even. And I'm like, well. Who do you agree with there? The husband. Do you? Yeah. This is what I was saying.

And this is what I was saying to my girlfriend, Colleen. I was saying, I get it. Like, he's the CFO. Like, he knows the fucking numbers. And she's sitting there and she's like, I bring in a lot of money for the, this, blah, blah, blah. If you did, I think he would prioritize it. I think he would be smart about it. He'd be like, all right, this is a fucking winning racehorse. Let's run with it. I'm going to focus a lot more time on this. Instead, he's answering his phone and doing other things that he

has to do, which are probably more lucrative for him. So when she comes in, she's like, you need to prioritize me right now. He's like, I got other shit going on that puts food on this table, puts big blocks of ice in this pool. I thought this might be completely wrong, way off base, but maybe there was a time that Lisa just went off the fucking reservation and got all this shit spent a lot of money for the company and it didn't pan out and he's like can't do that again yeah we need to watch out we have no idea i mean again first season do you remember the rubber belly fiasco god don't bring you ordered a hundred thousand of them we needed eight you ordered a hundred thousand rubber bellies and sent it to philadelphia to scare some guy i'm not

fucking with you i can show you my amazon history i almost ordered one but it was wouldn't get here in time for the episode. I would have been horrified. I almost had one. I even Googled it today to try to find one in store and nobody sells them. With Dubai specifically, and we've already talked about it, it's a snooze fest. We finally got at least something going on towards the end where, and here's the thing. I know in the first episode we were like, well, you know, we're not going to get those big group parties where there's other people around

they're going to be affected. We did actually get that. And the funny thing was it's Nina's husband's business partner's birthday. Yeah. And they all went there. They all went to it. But she couldn't go to the fucking fashion show. Yeah.

Well, and Lisa even said that. She was like, so you were doing something that night. What were you doing tonight? And she's like every night. Like, clearly not tonight. Like what? Tonight. You're not wedding playing tonight.

You're dressed up like a flapper from the 20s. Oh my God. And she walked in the fucking the black ribbon. Like, I don't know what the hell's going. going on. But she sucks. Sergio is like such like an obedient dog. He's good theme of the show is for all of these. He's the best trained dog out of all of these. Like yeah, he went off a little bit and was like, Ion, like, I love you. You're a beautiful soul. And she just went snap, boom, boom, boom. And he was like, baby, girl, I love you. Honey, honey, honey. What are we doing? What are we doing?

What are we doing? Sergio, my man, like, you shot yourself in the foot. Dude, you should have seen that coming as he was talking to ion and that's the thing that like pissed me off about the whole thing is like ion's trying to smooth things over like trying to understand what did i do to make stanberry hate me and he's like i think we're both beautiful souls you're a beautiful soul i'm a beautiful soul i'm a beautiful soul she's like i feel that too and i love you and like they get to first of all it was a weird interaction overall and she's pulling sparkles out of like his beard yeah so i thought there was a little tension there for a minute i think she was stroking a little bit like just She knew that Stanberry was watching.

She knew what was going on. He went over there and like I can kind of empathize with this. Like you just kind of want everything to be smoothed over. We're at a party. Like I don't want this animosity to leak over. Like why don't we just squash it now? It's not really his place to do that. The beef is between your wife or wife to be in this situation and this other woman.

Stay the fuck out. Like if you're a dog, just go sit next to your wife. That's not what happened. Sergio got let out of the house and he was so fucking excited to talk to somebody else and Ion was ready to talk and he was like, oh my God, whatever you say right now, I'm going to agree with you because I want friends because I have none. I sit at home and drink smoothies in bed with my wife who hates me and clean up pee for my bed and clean up, yeah, and hang out with her kids who hate me. Yeah, who are the same age as me. And then I call my dad who hates Stanberry. Yeah. So who offered surgery. you a lot of money to not marry her because she's a train wreck yeah she's a nightmare she was

such a bitch like it was the whole thing was and like we finally got the altercation like we got the altercation in the first episode and we had two episodes of nothingness and now we're back and we're like all right cool but there's nothing else to the show really except for those two kind of budding heads and even that like the resolution for that was dumb like nina was watching and then nina's like I got to take a break and just walk the way like yeah I can't stand you're on the fucking housewife show like stay get involved like you don't just fucking walk away like you signed up for this stay involved and get into the situation like stir the pot yes stir the pot or don't like fix the pot like I don't care what you do or stir the pot but don't run away from the pot get off

shit or get off the pot there you go that's the good one yeah I like that and what ended up happening was like Stanberry is getting pissed about the conversation and then starts saying broad generalizations like oh he's one of them now like yeah about those girls and like Lisa's like what the fuck does that mean and Stanberry like brushes her off and then she says to Sergio I hope she's going to suck your dick yeah like whoa whoa I just took it up 10,000 levels and then Lisa's confessional she's like I would never because if I did he would never come back to you and I was like boom that was a good one that was a good one that was off the cup and we also get like a glimpse into what we already knew about Stanberry and Sergio's love life which doesn't exist non-existent like they were talking about having kids and he was like she she was talking about like artificial insemination in so many ways and Sergio was just like no baby that's that's not how babies are born like he doesn't fucking have any idea know that if you have a surrogate it's the embryo from the mother and he thought that the mother of the surrogate the surrogate would have been the mother genetically the baby would look like the surrogate god he is such a dumb ass and then she but then she shits on him again like he look is she smart i know i mean nonstop but like is he smart no is he sweet i think so i think he's just like a dumb guy that's like trying to be happy and trying to find like what he thinks is like a family life look you know what attached to this woman with the hip but like

what gets me is the comments she makes. She's like, oh, he's such a child. Like, don't talk about your dude like that. Yeah, like, you're going to marry him. You want him to defend you without even thinking. Yeah, blindly. But you're not going to do anything remotely. I don't even say, like, you have to blindly defend him.

You're not even supporting him in any way, shape, before. No, you're just shitting on him. And clearly he has money. He comes from money, so he doesn't need you. That was really interesting when they said that. Like, I was, I was assuming that from your assumptions, I was starting to get the same feeling. Like, oh, she was going to get deported. This is a green card marriage.

Now, I don't know what the hell is going on. I don't because now what does he get? I thought he would get money, but he has money. Yeah. He got offered a lot of money to not marry her, which, hey, Sergio, that's the move, my man. Like, go back in time, get your dad's money and go buy your own patent, Dubai. I think you'll do fine there, pal. Take a note from Steve with Vicky.

Just get the fuck out. Cut it off. Go to Stanberry's house in Mexico and squat for a while. Absolutely. And then divorce her. Yeah. Simple as that. Yep.

Done and done, buddy. We got you back. But the end of it was just very dumb and the resolution wasn't actually a resolution. It was just, Ion was being very genuine. I just want to know what is happening between. It's like, why? I don't even know you.

I'd like to get to know you. I'd like to repair a relationship or at least build something. Stamary is still being fucking a complete bitch And very standoffish and like annoying And then the other girls are just like All right enough like clearly Nina like walked away She doesn't want to deal with it. It's at her husband's Nina doesn't understand that she's probably in a throbble

Like oh yeah I mean her husband and business partner We're off doing whatever they're doing They're together 80% of the time apparently like he comes over for dinner all the time Like she's in a fucking throttle I don't know if it's like There's anything sexual there but that's what's going on Ooh, I like that. See if that is a storyline in the show, Dubai just got way more interesting. Absolutely.

Let's get to Housewives. Real Housewives. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Jesus Christ. I actually liked this episode. I thought this was probably one of the better ones of the season. It was definitely good, and it was, it was, fun it was lighthearted most of the time that's i like there were a couple of like weird comments

which we'll get to that like i'm turning on a couple different people yep but overall like the feel of the episode was much more what we're used to in seasons past where it's like it's it's a party it's fun it's like like like i mean i don't know how fucking long they've been in punta mita it seems like a month but they're having a great time and i i really enjoyed this episode yeah i did too and we start out with Diana and Erica and Crystal in the suite

and then everybody crashes the that was like the nightcap I guess and like everyone crashes the room and I just thought

it was funny when Pristols trying to pour Dorita drink and Durit's sitting and they're like bitching about the drink yeah

like of course you can't just fucking say thank you no never up but I will say we didn't get one until the very end

Dorit comment about what she went through So that was a relief. Yeah, we're fully moving off of it. I think the producers finally figured it out. Like, okay, this isn't. Even if it's there, just cut it.

Yeah, we're done. Move past it. But we get a quick cutscene to Diana talking about her divorce again because it got brought up with the ladies. And she was saying it was a very amicable divorce. It was like the best divorce ever. We just agreed. I trusted him on what he owed me and he paid me.

And everything's copacetic. and she goes to her cutscene and she's like the divorce wasn't about money yeah of course okay and then would you have walked away with zero if it's not about money no fucking way no took 250 million dollars and you're going to claim it wasn't about money like do you think we're stupid yeah why do you think you are where you are the head of a illegal sex ring yeah the madam of an international sex trafficking ring yeah if you didn't get that initial 250 million Yeah. Sutton and Erica, they talked a lot this episode. It was great.

They talked a lot, and I really, I enjoyed it way more than, like, the same back. I like the back and forth, but when it's repeating the same things over and over again, it's not as fun. So I did, I like to see that. And there was a genuine conversation where Sutton asked, like, do you feel responsibility at all for what happened? And Erica had a great response. He says, do doctors? Like, if a surgery goes wrong, do their spouses feel responsible? And I was like,

it makes a lot of sense. That's fair. And Sutton even says, that's fair. That's a fair assessment. And then they go into the potential jellyfish that may or may not be in the water. And Sutton offers to TT on anybody. Oh, yeah.

And Erica responds with, all of you can tee tee on me. Great. So Erica, and then alludes to it later, like potentially into golden showers. Yeah, she said, yeah,

it could be a little bit of a fetish. Who knows? So, I mean, that's, that's worth noting. Yeah. At the very least, it's just nice to see these too,

like you said, actually talking like human beings and being adults. And it kind of brings me back to, I really do think that Erica might be a little hurt by Sutton because Sutton was, yeah,

Sutton was like digging a little bit, but with Erica, she wasn't doing like the other types of things that we see with Jersey. She was digging for questions and information because it could hurt all of them, obviously. And she was also doing it,

I thought, in a respect. She wasn't being, like, rude about it. She was simply asking, did this happen? Did this, like, tell us what happened so we understand what happened. Yeah, and Erica was just being so blunt with, like, I can't talk about it, I can't talk about it, I can't talk about it. And then obviously that boiled in so much more stuff, like, more things. But it was just nice to see them actually interact.

And it was nice to see Sutton because I feel like what happens is we've been getting for the last season and a half, it's just Sutton on the defensive or sudden being dumb and making dumb comments. I actually go to a cutscene where she says, all I do is apologize. Yeah, and she does. Like, she genuinely does just apologize all the time, but now she's not, and you actually get, like, a relatively healthy dynamic, and it's nice to see. I liked it. I'm excited to see next week to see if it continues, or as Erica alluded to later, you know, this is what happens.

Like, it seems like we have a moment, and then it kind of turns into shit. So I hope it doesn't. I want to see them kind of cultivate more relationship, and then it can go to. of shit so there's more ammo but next we have renna is just doing like she walks out on her deck she's having a cup of coffee looks great dev claimed that you know well she didn't just wake up like that but i like to think that rina did wake up like glam team yeah i mean it was totally a glam team like roll out of bed quote unquote oh yeah but like hey let's throw us some on here but i like to think that lisa rita just wakes up and that's just how she looks okay so i bet her hair looks like that

Her hair, yeah, I agree. That doesn't know. A little floof and she pops out of bed. But I just, I thought it was a nice moment because she's like, she's living. Like she's just like, you know, I'm supposed to be here. My mom would want me here. Lois would want me to be with my friends and like at the beach and enjoying myself. And she goes, oh, look, birds.

And birds again. In my head, I'm like, ah, if it helps you, yeah. Sure. But you paid somebody and somebody just said, birds. Yeah, look for birds. Like, you're at the beach. Of course there's birds. Where you going next week?

Oh, look for secrets. She didn't say look for jelly. But again, again, you know what? If it helps Renna, then it's good. It's a good thing, and I'm an asshole for pointing it out, but I can't not point it out because that medium's an asshole. But we had a great moment. Sutton's getting ready for the day. Did you see what they brought back?

No, where they're right back? The face roller. Oh, fuck, yeah. She's sitting there, and her assistant is face rolling her. That pink, it's the same one. I wonder if it makes her feel comfortable. But I wonder if it, I would imagine that she has to have multiple. because she has to wear them out. Yeah, for sure.

Like she has to run through those things all the time. I wonder if it feels better when somebody else does it than you do it yourself. Should we buy a face roller and face roll each other? Yeah, I think you should. I'll go on Amazon. With your mustache next week. With my Miles Teller mustache. And if people, if we take a poll and people say I look like Miles Taylor, you have to admit it.

I'll admit it. I'm not going to call you Miles. I don't want you to call me Miles. But you have to. No, fuck that. If people say that I look like Miles Teller, you have to call me Rooster for one episode. All right. I think that's fair.

All right. Deal. Fuck yeah. Come on, guys. Help me out here. Garcel starts talking. Our voice of reason this season. HBIC.

She is. I love Garcel this year. She's fucking awesome. She's doing so well this year. She looks great. She's blowing up. She's getting a new. Shorehouse. She's got family involved in this. She's gone from like, I don't want to say like the

background because she was never really in the background, but she was in the middle of the pack. And now she's right at the front. Yeah, she's headlining. Every other housewife is for whatever reason, they're kind of taking a step back or not being as involved as much. And Garcell's just like, fuck that. I see an opportunity. She sees a moment. She's taken advantage of it and it's working. And I'm, I'm excited to see her story arc. I hope it continues to be the year. I thought it was the year of Erica and it's quite clearly the year of Garcel. Absolutely. So good for you. But they're

headed to the boat. They get in the cars to go to the boat and Erica is already lit because she took Xanax and drank apparently. Xanax Zoloft and then drank like three or four cocktails before she even went to the boat. And she gets in

the car and she's like completely fucked up. Yeah. I get to the boat and did you see who erika was leaning on walking into the boat oh yeah oh yeah she's even even fucked up beyond belief she's still pining for that spot right next to diana she needs that sweet diana d baby she's going for it and i do think that she is our leader in who's going to be diana's friend that being said diana is she's a dud she's suck i mean she's just like even her interaction with Sutton on the boat and like it's her Sutton and Garcell she's like Sutton just has to

make everything about her and like I kind of get that like she's talking about her brother who died and like we're still figuring things out from Diana's past whatever that's just kind of you know who Sutton is at this point like yes Sutton's gonna say things that happened in her past to make herself more relatable to you so that you open up a little bit more I think that's what she was doing and isn't that what like storytelling is like when you meet somebody does it and maybe it's not right. Maybe it's not what you should. Maybe you should give that person their moment and be like, I'm so sorry to hear that. Like that really sucks. Yeah. But you kind of want to make yourself seem relatable. And that's, I mean, that's how you make friends. Like, you spill information about

each other. You spill the tea to each other and you relate on something. So you went through something really tough. You lost your brother. Yeah. I lost my dad. Like, can we connect on this? And no, we can't because Diana bounces in a hurry and says like, she makes everything about herself. I got to get out of here. Yeah. Rewind a little bit when they get on the boat. First of all, they walk up to the boat, and I was like, holy shit. Look at that yacht. Yeah. That's badass.

Huge. Diana. That's more of a day boat. Why? They showed something really quick that was like the yacht, the super yacht that Diana rents is $375,000 a week. That thing looked insane. Yeah. But don't call it a dayboat.

That's not a day boat. That's a fucking yacht. But I think that's her personality. One, I think it's her personality in the show. But I think that's actually like how she is. is like she she's in these confessionals now where she just kind of has free reign to talk to a camera she hasn't done it before and i think we're just kind of seeing her thoughts pop up in her mind she's like that's what i was thinking dude she always says that she's never done things yeah

which is bullshit i've never been on a girl's trip i've never done it i've never done that like are you trying to seem so high society that like these things and these ideas are just lost on you this is this is a quaint vote yeah like stop it it yeah you know you've been on a boat like this before you were probably impressed by a boat like this at some point in your life you have been on a girl's trip you've definitely been somewhere with a group of women yeah who do you have on that yacht like is it just you out there you're just out there by yourself like fucking sick trafficking sex leaves probably yeah that's her that's her boat that's where she nobody's going to bat an eye at a three hundred and seventy five thousand dollar a

week boat nope no chance but yeah they like they get on the boat I'm tired of diana's bullshit and Eric is just so funny Like she walks in She points at a couch She's like that's my spot Lays right down Well before that she says I don't need Celine Dion to sing my swanthole

Oh yeah And then she hits the deck And as that's happening Garcell's top deck And gets flashed by That was so funny Like I always love the people That are on boats

And they're like I gotta wave To these other people on boats Because I'm on a boat Yeah we're all on boats Let's be boat It's like this stupid Jeep wave Yeah We get it

yeah and then they go past and you got like there's a bunch of girls on there and then weirdly enough it looks like a bunch of like younger girls and then you just have this hairy guy up there pulling his dick out swinging it around yeah and Sutton says it's so limpy yeah and then later Garcell's like it was very pink yeah it's very pink oh my god so funny but like that was a very funny moment that was and then it goes back to to Erica's like by herself now on the couch just spouting off nonsense she was Like, we used to have a boat like this. Did you hear what it was called?

The illegal. Are you fucking kidding me? And I'm like, why is it? It was spelled I-L-L-E-A-G-L-E. Yeah, Ill-Eagle. And I'm like, fucking Tom. You like the fucking birds, the ill eagles, let's go. I was like, how are you?

Like, how did nobody look into Tom before this? I don't know. Like you have a register boat names. Yeah, you have a really expensive yacht in La Paz, I believe. I'm probably butchering that. And it's called the illegal? my man name it anything else yeah name it any name it be able to look into that one name it disbarred yeah like name it i helped people cheat on the bar yeah like yeah Tommy bars

name the boat Tommy bars or Erica like makes a miraculous recovery and like gets back up it was it goes upstairs it was the Coca-Cola it was yeah it was Coca-Cola I had to say that I couldn't say it was you couldn't say it was the cocaine no well it was either Adderall or Coke it was something but she's back up on her feet and she gets up to the top with all the other ladies and Kyle's like I love seeing Erica like this like she's lighter she seems like she's more fun like she's been going through a lot Erica gets up there and the first conversation she has is about like a foursome she starts talking to Crystal like all right the most uncomfortable person on the entire boat person that has never ever even thought of a threesome you know offering a foursome with you and garcel and her and her

husband the way that she phrased it was so funny like all right so me and garcel pull up in an uber what's up what kind of uber is it that doesn't matter a pussy's here it's just like so funny and like crystal's crystal did not really have any moments after that pullside moment she was just kind of there for the rest of the day which was fine no it was great no more of that bullshit and you get that and then you get a little more sudden ericadynamic where they're kind of going back and forth talking about like growing up in the south and while erika is kind of fucking all over the place talking about agriculture you get sutton's just like she's not attacking back at erika no they're agreeing like yeah this is how we grew up it's different

yeah our families were tougher and it goes to a cut scene of Sutton like crying about her father when her mom was like i don't miss your dad yeah we had a very different relationship yeah which i know yeah we don't even have to get into that but it was it was just nice to see like Erica said, Erica brought something up and immediately brought Sutton into it rather than Sutton doing what Diana says she does and inserting herself in the conversation. She was inclusive. She was like, yeah, Sutton gets it and Sutton was like, I do. Like that is, I do.

I do. And she was like, yeah, I do get it. Like that's exactly how my family was. I do this. And then they go back and forth and you're like, you're waiting for the ball. Like the other shoe to drop and you're like, when something's going to happen, right? Nothing. It's just good and it's platonic.

and it's nice. And then they start vibing and bopping to it's expensive to be me by Eric Jane. And Sutton does say, like, I can't celebrate the song and bounces. Yeah. Like the girls are vibing. And even like Sutton, like, she made that comment, but she's still like having a good time. Yeah. Diana not having any of it.

Off off by herself and dives into the water where she is swimming to the beach. She is fleeing the scene. Pretty much. And it gets stung by a jellyfish nest to turn around and head back. If anybody else jumped off the boat and was like, I'm going to go swim to the shore. They would have laughed it off. But they were all like, she might actually be trying to go to the shore. Like she might be getting the fuck out of here. And she was, I mean, for all intensive purposes, she got stung by a jellyfish, came back, and then went back out and

brought Crystal with her. And then her and Crystal were just floating around away from all the cameras, away from all the rest of the girls. And you're like, what, like, it brings me back to Diana. Like, what the fuck are you doing on this show? Like, why are you here? Why are you here? If you don't want to mix it up with the ladies. Anytime that people bring things up, Like, you bring up the book. No. You bring up your brother dying. Like, no, it has to be about somebody.

Like, you just, you try to spill some information or talk about anything. And then you just, like, shut down and you just leave. Erica sleeps it off a little bit. And she has, like, a good nap on their way back. And then we're doing the pre-dinner thing. Everyone's getting glammed up. They have the glam squads there. Fucking Sutton?

wears a wedding dress to dinner. I thought she looked good. No, she didn't. She looked like, and everyone kept calling her the bride, which made me feel even better. I was like, aha, gotcha. But Rina walks in with like Gucci.

Was it Gucci? I think it was. No, it was Gucci. Yeah. It was Gucci. Yeah, that's always fun. I love that. But did you see the face the crystal made?

Yeah. She smiles and then quickly turns away and like scoffs. Like, again, what are you doing here? like yeah i mean she just tried to i think she's probably pissed because what she tried to do to get some traction didn't fell flat on her face so like now she's just like fading off until she figures out her next move which is also going to fall oh yeah he's brutal but erika's on her like fourth espresso um and now she's like jittery as hell which is either again it was funny because like garcell was talking to the cameras and like to her clam squat and she was like i don't

how the fuck like erika's gonna like she did she did a complete 180s she was like i don't know how rica is even going to do she's taken her fucking photo shoot and then she stopped and she's like but knowing erika she's probably taking like a full photo shoot somewhere and she was boom erika photo shoot like didn't look like she was not wearing her drunk afternoon on her at all no the espressoes the expressos helped out a lot and maybe she slept off some of the uh the drug cocktail that she took yeah or she took more cocaine but or that she's back And the vibes at dinner are actually pretty good. Everyone's kind of viving together.

They seem to be enjoying each other's company. And Garcell extends an invite to everybody to her birthday. Yeah. And something I called back on episode one, she invites Denise Richards, which I'm pretty sure that means next week. We're going to get a Denise Richards cameo. Unfortunately, it won't be with Rina because Rina's not going to be there. And that actually brings up a very interesting question from Rina.

If I was going to be there, would she have told me? me i think absolutely you don't think that she would have just no because you go to the confessional and garcell said it's a shame that renna's not going because denise is coming yeah but then renna does she still would have told her renna does say that she reached out to denise like a month prior mm-hmm like i sent her a text there was no specifics no specifics it was just it was a sweet exchange like hey i'm really sorry for what i did like thinking about you and she was like thank you like I appreciate the text Garcel's like

oh great and then confessional boop and she's like I'm going to text her right now and find out if this actually happened and we get an ambiguous answer when when and I immediately thought like oh she didn't text her but Garcell changed my mind she's like oh how many times these bitch has been texting yeah so

it's one of the other and not to pull a full crystal here but I think if it was like a how many times. I think it would have been like which time or which time are you talking about. Like something a little more specific. When it does make me seem like kind of how you felt she didn't text her. No, I don't think she did. But I hope she did. I mean, I would like to say. I think those two when they're together, they're good for TV. For sure. I think that they would

bring a lot to the show, even if they're not on good terms just to have that back and forth with them. But this is when we get to the room 23 stuff. again, Garcel being Garcell brings it up. And a very, the way that she brings things up is like, she, it's almost like she eases into it, but then she drops a bomb. Yeah. It's like, Diana, we didn't really get the whole story about like room 23. Like we asked about it the other night, you kind of like shut off, you shut down, like what's going on? Diana's response, we already know why she doesn't like to talk about it.

Yeah. We know as the viewers, like they haven't seen the confessionals until we see them, but we as the viewers know. knowing that Diana then says I get shy I get shy when we talk about like my accolades I get shy

I think the first thing she said was oh we already talked all about that yeah she reiterates like we talked about it again and Garcell's like we really didn't and she says I get shy like when we're talking about my stuff and blah blah blah so we still don't really get any answers

if we move on really quickly from that and now the food comes out and we get the chicken holes which I thought is a horrible name for any kind of food. But the reasoning's good. Like, Erica told her kid that it was a chicken hole, so they would eat them. Yeah. But in my mind, it's like, why are you forced feeding your kid?

Calamari anyway. I just don't, if you don't want to eat it, don't make him eat it. But Garcell says, what are these? I don't like the testicles. Yeah. It was so funny. The testicles. And she said it like three or four times in a row.

Testicles. Testicles. Testicles. Tenticle. Testicles. Testicles. No, testicles sounds better. I'm going to keep with that.

I'm going to stick with testicles. And that's when the funniest part is that apparently reminds them of the penis that popped up earlier on the boat. And that's when we get the pink comment. And the best part about that, and I don't know if this is editing, I really, in my mind, like to believe it was organic. Sutton's first response is, oh, I have a date. Yeah. But she was. Wait.

So you're telling me that like a pink penis reminded you that you have a date? Yeah. That's fucking great. Well, I mean, she could be a little more blunt about it and be like, if it was Erica, she'd be like, you know what, that reminds me, I'm getting dicked down next week. Oh, and she would say that. That's how she would have phrased it. Yeah. But again, one, like when they first sit down to dinner, Erica and Sutton sitting right next to each other.

Then later, Sutton brings up her date. Erica inquires. Then they go through pictures. Yeah. They start. She's like, oh, do you like braids? Do you like, I'm getting a Willie Nelson vibe? And the rest of the women are like, what the fuck is going on?

staring like holy shit like what's happening hell's frozen over these two are actually talking and they're getting along and then they talk about it like very plain and simple yeah but they actually address the elephant in the room yeah they bring it up to both of them like hey what's going on not before though when they're talking about dating lives erics is like i just want a lot of dick yeah i just period yeah i just want some some pink penis in my life yeah we get it you know you know go out there and get you some girl it wouldn't be hard do we got to do but But, no pun intended. But it's a nice moment.

And that's actually what they say. Like, you know, we have, it's a nice moment. That it is what it is. I'm not saying that this is mended. I'm not saying we're cool now. It was a nice moment. We'll leave it at that and see what happens. And everything's kind of jelling.

And they're jellin. And I think that we're going to see, obviously it's going to go one way or the other. And it's either going to be a tumultuous downfall. I think what's going to happen is we're going to get. This Sutton and Diana bullshit is going to completely boil over. And Eric is going to have to make a choice. And I think all signs point two she's going to stick with Diana. But wouldn't it be awesome if she's somehow backed up Sutton?

That would be incredible. The full circle finally completes and their friends. Amazing. That would be better than my Dubai theory of the goats, too, if it just flips on its head entirely. And Erica comes to Sutton's defense. Against Diana, who she's just trying hard. hard to be friends with like god that would be that would be awesome fucking amazing but

renna wraps up the dinner for us with like a really nice speech about just being there and being grateful and it was really sweet and she's like you know i'm feeling better living my life all that stuff really nice sentiment cheers what should be the end of the dinner no derit has to one up her and like pile on like i want to say something and brings it we got a whole episode without it and then she brings it back to her shit again. And now we're talking about how she got through it because of her friends. And not only that, but she takes 30 minutes to tell the story. Well, it was funny because, and there were two moments during this whole episode that I thought the editing was, like, very funny and very,

like, innovative was during the boat, when Eric is all fucked up and, like, going in and out of consciousness, they did, like, the fish eye, like, eye opening, eye closing of all the bits and pieces that happened on the boat and probably, like, unimportant things, obviously. But, like, girls dancing and then like people trying to wake her up and i thought that was really fucking funny i did too i liked that i thought it was great editing and then you get more editing during the dinner to show you how long derit's going they cut it and go to the next one cut it yeah they're going to she's still like and everybody's like yawning and like looking around like is this still fucking going on and then everyone just starts and then she goes oh because she says

all i want to say is yeah it's like that's all you want to say then just fucking say that lady and shut the hell up because i'm tired of hearing it too but that wrap finally that wraps up the dinner and like we get a nightcap in diana's room i think it's like diana crystal and kyle or maybe they're in the lobby whatever but they're having drinks at the end and we get a quick cutscene of kyle being like i think that she's starting to catch on to diana she's starting to question like is she really this clueless is she really this person or is she playing us a little bit and i'm glad that one of them are picking up on it because that's how I've felt the entire time with her.

And I think, you know, obviously I'm a Kyle Stan, so I think that she's totally right. But Diana goes back to being now this, like, tough girl. And Dorit's like, I respect it. Like, no one's going to fuck with her. It's like Sutton just did fuck with her. And I'm very much on the side of like. It made her cry.

Yeah. And like I'm very much like a, if you're all bark, no bite and like the moment comes and you back down, like that's what you do. You're not that person, but we do get a cutscene from next week where things start to heat up, and Diana does clap back. Yeah, and that'll be good to say. I mean, we see the beginnings of it, obviously, on the boat and beforehand, and then on the jet on the way back. Oh, yeah, that's great. And, like, Sutton, obviously, like, paraphrased a little bit, but she was right.

Like, that is what Diana said when she got on, and she's like, do you mind if I sit with y'all? Diana says well no why don't you just go sit where you sat on the way here which was a roundabout way of saying no no go sit in your original yeah get the fuck out like Sutton obviously will immediately be like well the hell and say something to Garcel and Garcell is going to be real and be like oh that's fucking rude and she was like did you sit here and dress I was like no I sat over there like what like I don't I don't know it's just I get that Diana doesn't like Sutton but like does she like any of them probably not really

She's tolerates some of them. She's like, I love all of you. I'm just so glad to be in this group. I love all of you. And that's when, that's when Kyle was like, I'm not, I'm not buying this shit.

I'm not buying what you're selling. And clearly that's going to be, from next week we see her start to clap back. Like, that's when we get the line. I think next week is when we get like, you want your villain, here's your villain.

And I think that if she is able to bring out that villain and that villain is actually as bad as I think she can be, this season might take a total turn and become very interesting to watch to see her kind of burn the place down. Yeah, but I just hope we get some factions. Like it is kind of leading to,

whereas, you know, when we got that snippet in the beginning of the season, we were like, oh, fuck Sutton. Like I was like, oh shit. Like Sutton's just going to be by herself. No one's going to support her. You might get Garcel, but if she's not there, like Sutton's fucked.

Well, she got Garcell and Crystal. And now you got like Garcell. Well, Crystal's team Diana, I think, first and foremost. That's her watchdog or whatever. But you're kind of seeing like Kyle's thinking, Diana's kind of full of shit. Erica's being nice to Sutton.

Marcel obviously will back Sutton because I don't think Garcels buying Diana's shit. No. It will be better in the sense that if and when that does happen, we'll get more people backing Sutton and you might get a couple people backing Diana. And that wraps up the episode. again I thought this was probably one of the better ones and I think like you said because it was lighter

it was more fun we got to have the fun part I'm stoked for Ultimate Girl's trip yeah that'll be good tonight again we have the southern charm premiere happening I'm going to dive into it unbiased good I will get into it I'll do my best and we'll talk about that next week yeah we'll cover episode one next week and again like we may transition to talking about it um the week of but for the time being we'll be a week behind yeah um lastly once again it's coming up dude monday we got no filter hashtag no filter with zach peter um our first real podcast our first guest spot and before we wrap this up how are you feeling feel pretty good i think it's we're gonna captivate a whole new audience yeah i'm excited and i think that we've kind of hit our

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