Bros & Shows - Shade: A New Scent From Lisa Hochstein (RHOM Full Recap)

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

What's up Bro's?! We are back in Miami with the RHOM crew. Well actually were in Palm Beach. Lisa plans a getaway to finalize her new perfume scent and the rest of the crew heads to play croquet. Marysol impresses even us as she owns up to her part in the Adriana drama. Alexia also has some criticisms of her close friend which Marysol also takes in stride. AND! Nicole and Marysol make up too. It seems as though all is well in Palm Beach. Except for Larsa. She's brutal. And Lisa can't stop talking about Lenny. But other than that... This episode is brought to you by Bubly Sparkling Water! No sugar, no artificial flavors, all smiles. Crack a smile with Bubly and head to Bubly.com to purchase or to find a store near you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And yes, I am a bitch. Brov Bros. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome back to another episode of Brab Bros. Your favorite podcast from the Bros for everybody, for whoever wants to listen. your co-host, Steele Russell, joined as always by the one and only, schooner Magooner. What's up, dude? It's appropriate. We're down to Miami.

Yeah, boats. Not us, but our minds. I feel like when we talk about these shows, we take a mental trip almost. Almost. I feel like I'm in Miami. Down to Miami. The Envenito Amiami. You know what it sounds like down in Miami?

Bram, Burr-Ber-Ber-Ber-R-O-5. Mr. 305. Mr. Does he have any other ones? Mr. Pitbull. I don't think he calls himself Mr. Pitbull. I think he does. Okay.

Have you been to a Pitbull show? No. They've got to be. There's no way they're not fun. It's got to be so much fun. It's got to be a blast. And that's what's funny. Let's do that.

Next time he comes to Philly, we'll go. I'm down. I go to a pit bull show. It's funny to me because, like, in the U.S., like I know he's super famous and super popular, but he's kind of like a joke. You know what I'm saying? In the U.S.?

Yeah. But he's worldwide. but that's what I'm saying worldwide he's a fucking superstar and then in the US he's like oh ha ha ha pit bull he's got some bangers but ha ha pit bull but it's just what's the

like the creed effect this is where I want to nickelback no nickelback is probably a better one because everybody in America makes fun of nickel back right but if you talk to a European they're like that's a pretty good band I guess what I'm confused about why do these bands get that label

because like creed songs like are they funny yeah but why are they funny like they're good songs like I can not help but sing along to them. Yeah. Right. Bitball songs. I think it's just us.

I think it's weird. We're definitely weird. There's not us, not me and you. I mean, like America. Nickleback, look at this photograph. That's fucking good. It's really good. I appreciate it.

But it's fun to make fun of those bands. I agree. It's kind of where we are. I think that Nickelback has gotten ultra famous because of it. I wonder if because we were around when they were putting out a lot of different music and you're like, all right, this is kind of funny.

Like, this is weird. Is that why it was a time and place? And then the rest of the countries that get it, they only get the hits so they don't want to understand. I don't know. That's just, I'd always interested me is why certain bands get labeled as like joke bands and other ones don't, when some make very similar kinds of music.

That's a good point. I don't know. Anyway, we'll call that the Creed theory. You'll find out later. Probably won't. But anyway, you know, like Adriana. You know what I mean? Like that kind of stuff.

No. Like, what? No. Not the same? Nope. Come on. We're talking about real, real artists. Real band, bam, bam, bam, this 305.

We're at breakfast and we get to do a little scavenger hunt with the ladies, which didn't really seem like a scavenger. It seemed more like an activity list. I kind of liked it. I did too. Yeah. It was definitely not a scavenger hunt. No, scavenger hunt's finding individual items.

That was doing silly things, which is fun. And the whole group liked it. That's what I liked about it. And I think the thing I liked about it the most. And this whole episode, I was baffled, sir. putting people that are at odds on teams and they got along yep and not only that it bridged gaps this game bridged a gap between nicole and marisolal and marisole was so self-aware this whole episode the weirdest thing ever too is she so bad rassol can stay what's going on i'm making a

decision you know what it is though i i like and i appreciate nicole so much for what she brings to the show that as soon as marisoles on good terms of there i'm like all right marisle can stay But they make, yeah, like, I think you get, Adriana can still go. If you get the seal of approval from Nicole, I feel like you're actually cool. Yeah. No, I would agree with that. That whole interaction, Marisol takes full blame. Like, yeah, I was an asshole for two years because, like, I'm protected with my best friend.

You're new to the group. I ran you through it. I think I got used to doing that and I continued it for a while. I've been a pill, she says. I've been a pill. And for her to take all of ownership of that entire situation and not ask anything of Nicole. She didn't say, but, you know, she just flat out said, I was wrong. I'm sorry.

I hope we can move forward. Nicole's like, life's too short. Let's do it. It was, yeah, the self-awareness between that. And usually, like you said, she didn't put anything on Nicole.

Usually the other person who's apologizing or pseudo-apologizing always wants something out of the other person to acknowledge that they were also wrong in what they were doing. Marisol didn't do this. Marisol recognized like, no, I was a dick to you. I tested you a little bit because you were the new girl. Then I got a little overboard.

I was pretty mean about it. So I understand why you hated me. That's pretty cool. Nicole came back with a reason. logical response had reasons for why she feels the way that she does and they were able to move on and it was really funny she even pointed out that she couldn't imagine herself

drinking out of a dazzled cocktail glass a cocky glass little cocky glass like she used to hate that and now she thinks it's funny but later and not to jump too far but later when Marisol is talking to Adriana they have both done things wrong to each other we know that and in that moment

Marisol didn't take the same approach that she did with Nicole she said we've both done things to each other so she is like the self-aware awareness. It's crazy. I never thought I would see that through Marisol. It's crazy. But, you know, she said it before they did the scavenger hunt. Trows. Tros. Tros. We got the prof, bros, and the trows. Tros doesn't sound as flattering. But hey, bros, we got trows, and we got dildoos. Dildo. I was going to talk about that next. They find a dildo in the bag. And, of course, it's a Lexi that doesn't know what it.

I was like, I just call it a vibrator. I was like, that's cool. Yeah, you can call it that too. That's fine. Yeah. But dildo is one of my. my favorite words. That's a really funny word. It's a great one. You know what the episode? The name of the episode? Yeah, Dil-Doo or Dil-Dot's, which is, I love that TV's coming that far.

Remember when we would watch growing up? Like, they censored everything. Yeah. You couldn't say Dildo on TV. Hell no. God no. Flesh lights and flesh rights. Yeah.

Oh, nope. That's gross. We get to the Sprinter van, and we start talking about feet. And I wanted to bring up this because I always like to bring up the fact that we get asked for feet picks frequently. Sure do. Which is weird to me. And I guess my question to you, because they were asking each other on the bus, do you get the feet thing?

Not necessarily. I don't think it's as weird as people put it out there to be. Oh, gross, you're a foot guy. That's what a foot guy would say in public. I don't get it. No, a foot guy would totally say you have a foot firefighter. We've got friends who are foot guys and they do not hide it. Oh, we do actually.

Yeah, you're right. He is very proud of it. Yeah, he talks about it a lot, actually. That's a good point. That's a great counter. he really does. The funniest part is I know exactly who you're talking about. Because he owns it. I know exactly what story he tells every time too. And it's so fucking gross. And it's so funny. Yeah. I actually, I do appreciate the fact he's like, yep, that's me. And I think that there are certain, but like with everything. I think there are certain things with all sexual acts that at some point, it's pretty gross.

But hey, no kingshaming. No, we don't kingshame. No, we don't kingshame. No king shaming. I just personally think that it could be pretty gross. Yeah, but no king shaming. Yeah, like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to dump a beer in a girl's stiletto and drink. out of it. A shoey? Who pulls a shoey out of nowhere? You pull a shoey on yourself if you want to. It's like a Midwest thing. They do that at football games. It's an Australian thing. Well, they do at like Nebraska football games. It's an Australian thing. It's called doing a shoey and it's not a sexual thing. At least I didn't. I never thought of it is until now. Now I'm never going to think of it another way other than, oh, is that a weird fetish? She's like, it was my first date after getting out of my divorce. And this guy takes my shoe off and drinks a beer out of it.

It was grossed out. I would be too. But then the funniest part is Kiki's like, I just had a threesome the other day. It's like, three vibrators. And like, I was like, whoa. God. She's fucking hysterical. I love Kiki.

She's so genuine and just like. She doesn't bring more to the show and than just that, though, unfortunately, but that's fine. It's fine. And like she will call people out. There's fucking 12 housewives. That's also true. So it leaves room for that. But at the restaurant, Larsa has to make it known.

This place looks like a sports bar. Okay, cool. You're too good to go to this place because it's TV. in it, whatever, but Marisol calls out the drama between her and Adriana and again takes ownership in this and says I know what I did, I don't like

my part in this thing, I do wish that Adriana had to return the favor and said like, yeah, I've been kind of fucked up at times too. Of course she didn't. I don't like Adriana. The fact that Marisol can have a moment and be self-aware leaves hope that Adriana could not even close. Doesn't even

think of it. You even had Julia looking over like what the fuck's going on here this is crazy and she's apologizing to julia too and julie's like i don't know what to do adriana's just steadfast in no because you know what happens if adriana and marisole get along adriana has nothing to talk about anymore oh yeah that's true she's done all of this whole beef with marisole and sitting in the car with julia calling marisal to invite her to a party hey surprise it's at adriana's house now of a sudden she doesn't want to go i get something to talk about for 20 minutes i'm going to fart in the bus and now i'm going to come out and start

talking about that and I'm going to make it a Marisol thing like everything that Adriana does goes back to her beef with Marisol that's the only thing that she has that in the music career and I don't care about that part either so if she loses this she's just nothing she does have a close relationship maybe she is self-aware she has a close relationship with Emilio Emilio the mighty duck man himself stiff and amelio got a DUI and now he gets a coach kids That's how that works. Drive the limo on the ice.

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put me in the middle of it alexia airs her grievances out and i'm like shit this is going to blow up marisol takes it in stride and then a third person jumps in julia calls out marisol for always throwing the pot alexia agrees again but to see all of these people chime in and give their own recollection and their own experiences with marisol doing this kind of shit and for her to be like Yep, my bad. And not get mad at Alexia, her friend turning on her, not get mad at Adriana, who she doesn't like, to smooth everything over with everybody in one episode within the span of one day is fucking wild.

And then for Julia to jump in and her not exploded, Julia was fucking insane. I couldn't believe. I was like, oh, here we go. Like, this is going to be it. It might be the best housewife performance I've ever seen. It was crazy. To be able to squash that many ongoing beefs with random people and have your other best friends who you have never turned on

and has never turned on you, chime in and agree with the people that are calling you out, and you not to lose it and lose faith in your friend, that's crazy. I don't know what happened. I don't know what was in her cocky this morning,

but it worked. It totally worked. And I like this Marisol a lot. What I hated was then Larsa Jumson and says, Nicole and I got into it. We didn't even know what we were fighting about. You don't?

You sure? I don't understand how her brain works. She's the worst. She said she fucked everyone at her hospital. That's what you're fighting. about. And then the Marisol DM that gets followed up with it was one guy, it was an inappropriate

relationship, and Nicole immediately stops it and says, no, like, we cleared all of that and it was after I was divorced or while I was getting divorced or whatever, Monica thing. And now we're looking at this. Larsa just sees the opportunity to jump in and be like, everybody's forgiving each other. We're all fine. I don't even know what

that whole thing was about. Wasn't that crazy? No, idiot. You were slanderous and talking about it on social media and on the show and trying to get me fired for my job because that's how you operate. Yep, but whatever. We do get a whole lot more info out of Julia

and this was shocking. I guess, first off, it's weird that she gets lunch with Marisol's ex frequently. Very. That's bizarre. Second, all of the stuff that she says about Marisol is even more bizarre.

Now, I take it all with a grain of salt because it's coming from an ex, as we always do. But he says that she was like unhinged that she hired a private investigator. that she dug into all of his stuff hacked his computer or like crazy crazy behavior but this is nuts and he pretty much says like watch out for her

because she will fuck you over if she's not cool with you yeah I don't I just don't know if I see that maybe at one point in time it could be the Marisol that we don't know years ago when she was with this guy and that happened but I don't see her doing that I don't see her going to that extent

I don't know and like look maybe something happened to their relationship and she needed to get, look at me fucking defending Marisol. Wow. What happened? Where are we? Where are you going? We're in Miami. Yeah, no, I just can't see her going to that extent. And like, yeah, maybe something happened to their relationship

and she needed to go, he stole something or he was saying something or whatever posting things and she needed to get in. That could have happened. Who knows, in the throes of a fucking relationship that's failed. But I don't see her hiring a private investigator to go after like Julia or go after Adriana or anything like that. I wouldn't imagine she would. I don't think because she has that.

Like someone was there taking pictures. Yeah. And like all this other weird shit. They didn't know who he was. Nicole brought up the conversation about the PI going after Anthony and taking pictures of him with a lawyer and it was weird. I don't know. I think I ultimately think what happens is they're on a housewife show.

There is paparazzi. There's media. There's other people that have been dead as against them for some fucking reason. These things just happen. It's kind of the same, like, course of action where Meredith gets a bunch of DMs. I imagine that all Housewives get a ton of, we get fucking DMs about people saying, oh, yeah, I heard this, I heard that. I saw so and so. We just look at it and we're like, I'm like, we can't say anything of this.

We can't, we're not Meredith. We're not going to use any of this. We might send it to a different podcast, I was to make them use it. Just kidding. We don't do that, guys. We don't do it. We really don't do that. No, no, we don't.

That would be, that would be fun, actually. Maybe that'll be our favorite. That'll be our villain era. Don't we do that? No. Let's turn heel. Let's change everything. No.

But of course, we can't get through anything without Lisa making it about Lenny. And I'm so glad that Kiki finally says something. Like, all we do is talk about Lenny. Oh, this is all we talk about. And Lisa is like, this is my life. This is going on. You don't know how hard it is blah, blah, blah, blah, everything we've heard before. Nobody is questioning the difficulty of this process.

Nobody's questioning how much you're going through. Nobody's questioning anything. You're not going to move on if all you focused on is Lenny. That's it. Yep. You bring this shit up all the time. You can't live your life. They already have the discussion in the car on the way there.

I know. And she didn't bring it up then. She didn't get all upset then. She just wanted to do it. She cannot go one day without talking about Lenny. I know. It sucks that you're going through that. You already talk to your boyfriend about him constantly,

who seems to be a saint because he's. he's just listening to you go through this. Do we also have to go through this? Like, yeah, sure, every once in a while, if there's a big thing going on, we'll ask, you were in court today, like, how did it go? Were you good?

There's your time to vent. Don't just do it in the middle of a fucking lunch after everybody just reconciled. Yeah. Out of nowhere, out of left field, everybody's now cool, except for Larson, pretty much everybody.

Fuck her. But everybody else is now cool, and you decided to start talking about Lenny. Why? I have no idea. You have to know, even for yourself like wouldn't you want to not talk about that all the time like it just kind of brings you down that's why wouldn't you want to just live it you're on a trip with your girls

you're going to go test your uh your new perfume live in the moment enjoy yourself don't bring up that bullshit yeah live in the moment come on but we get a conversation between larsa and gertie and god i just wanted to throw my notebook through the tv she's insufferable she's absolutely insufferable. I can't stand Larsa Pippin on any level. She's evil. She tries to use, again, when you told me that you

had cancer, I had the best intentions and I was trying to look out for you by telling people, she's like, Gertie's like, look, Gertie's trying to give her a space in which she can apologize. She's trying to set her up and she still can't do it. She's

walking her to water. She's like, say, I'm sorry, and just leave it there. Larsa's response, we're not in preschool. I'm not a preschooler. I felt horrible when you told me. I, Larsa, felt horrible when you, Gertie told me you, Gertie had cancer. But she didn't. Her initial reaction was, how am I supposed to know that? You didn't feel terrible. She could have cared less. The only thing that she's concerned about is that she's getting dragged now for talking about it before Gertie was ready to tell people. And this is so fucking insane that I have to say this sentence out loud.

If you out somebody's cancer diagnosis, you should say sorry. That's pretty fucking standard. How the hell are you going to defend yourself when she's giving you the out? Just say in this moment, I am sorry. And stop talking. Stop trying to defend yourself because all you're doing is showing us more and more evidence of why you're such a shitty person. But we get Adriana talking to Julia.

And this is where everything starts to get a little murky for me is when Adriana gets involved because I don't take, I take what Julia says to be truth as far as I do believe she heard all of this from Marisol's ex. Do I believe that it's all true? No, but do I believe that she heard it? Yes. With Adriana, I don't believe that there's a voodoo doll involved. I don't believe that she went to a Santaria doctor or witch or whatever and she told you that Marisol came in with a picture of you and that she said she wanted Adriana dead. There's just no way. There's simply no way. Like, she has to take the most dramatic stance ever.

It's, this is what bugs me the most. Everything that she says is either her over-explaining, her over-blowing something, or her just completely making shit up. And it's like, she wants that woe is me all the time. And I know people fall for it and they fall for the, oh, she's so lonely. She absolutely orchestrated the whole fucking academy scene. Like, we don't need to see that. No.

I feel bad for you, but we do not need to see that. You wanted us to see that. so that we feel bad for you. Oh, woe is Adriana. She's really going through it. Look at all these things happening to her. She's being sacrificed.

There are things going on. She's the sacrificial lamb over here so that Marisol can have a good life. And she's going into these, what do they call the, they did it last year. Oh, shit. What's there? I think it was the Cuban word for dark magic or something. Oh, it starts at the beat, isn't it?

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Like, you think that Marisol is walking in there with a picture of you and saying, here's your straw doll. Like, let's get after it. No, like, that's not happening. Nobody actually does that. Well, people probably do that. Everybody knows. Nobody you know is actually doing it. Everybody knows.

If you want somebody taking care of, you go to Angie K, she's the Don. The Don. Go to the Don. The Don will handle your business. You'll owe the Don a favor, but not till later. We'll take care of you. We're doing a new format and we're still crossing over episodes. No, I get over.

Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. But the group splits up and we get half the crew going to the Cent Lab with Lisa and the other half of the crew going to play croquet. which... Weird. Sure. Why did Lisa set up croquet when she wasn't going to be there?

They're in Palm Beach. Maybe it's a Palm Beachy thing to do. A white person thing? An old rich white person thing to do? I don't fucking know. I have no idea. That looked like the stuffiest most boring club I've ever seen in my life. I mean, I guess you're coming from Miami, so it's like, oh, yeah, you want to go to the beach?

Like, no. There's got to be other things to do. Go see a movie. Those people out there, that was the funniest shit. But everyone's in there all whites with their... I would love to know the conversations happening on that cricket court. Oh, with all the girls sitting around the table, like talking normally. Not even that.

More so, like, what do these dudes talk about during Crocate? Oh, over there, we need a quick shot over the yellow bowl. Now, the red bull. British? I imagine. They might be. In my head. Yeah, they definitely could be.

No, I assume that they're just doing like old dirty white dude talk. I probably talking about the girls at the table over there. They buy that or like, how can we scab more people out of money and we can buy more croquet sets. That's actually probably pretty accurate. I've never thought about Cologne or a perfume telling a story. Have you?

I'm not saying they don't. But it painted both in a different light for me. Do people want to wear scents of other people because they're like, I'm Lisa Hoxton? I don't, no, I've never thought about that. But when I do think of perfumes and clones, I think of the crazy commercials that come out around Christmas, which is where we are right now.

You see, like, the Dior commercials where it's Natalie Portman and she, like, falls out of a window, but then she lands into, like, a cloud of sheets. She falls out of a window after, like, cheating on a guy. Somebody's cheating. She runs away. It's like, Savage, Dior. Or, like, the Johnny Depp commercials with, again, Dior. That is Savage. That is Savage.

And that's him. Like, what is he doing? He's in the desert. He's in a band. Now he's in the desert. Now he's going over here. Like, it's, those commercials are so great. Or they're, like, the gladiators that come up and, like, he's going to go take on.

Zeus now. It's Hercules. He's going to go take on Zeus now because he's got this cologne. Oh, no, that's a Trojan commercial. That could have been a Trojan. A little Trojan horse. Hey, now. Whose horse is that? But you don't know that one? You don't know that one? You got to look up that sound clip, you'll understand it. But yeah, those are the things

that I think of when I think of sense. Now, yes, I have actually thought about the process that goes into it. No, no, no. Story. No. There's a story. Story, no. There's no story. There's no story. I am Timothy Shown there's no story This smells good You know what smell I want to go for the winter I want to smell musky You know what smell I want to go for in the summer

I want to smell a little sweet A little floral I don't really like floral I have allergies I don't like Oh that's fair Okay yeah I don't wear anything I don't have Like a musk

Yeah I really don't stink It's one of my viewer deem qualities Yeah I don't My feet don't smell great Why you bring it up feet again Oh yeah damn it But my like body odor Don't say they don't smell great

Because at some point We might get paid a lot for feet. So, you know, although they might like the smell. The price. I don't know how it goes. I like the smell. I'll sell my socks.

I'm not above that. 100 bucks. First taker. I've seen your socks. I'll do this, actually. I'll do this back. You actually leave your socks randomly throughout the house. I know.

I can't help. I might steal a sock one time. Just sell it. Steal sock. The one thing that we need to talk about before we wrap this all up, and this is something we haven't discussed. But with this whole divorce going on. And obviously, we feel for Lisa because Lenny is a huge garbage person,

piece of shit human being. There's no denying that. but she needs to figure out how to live without that amount of money and she can't go you cannot spend 10 grand a month on Instacart and I do believe that she's doing that and I also believe that she is ordering groceries for Jody I think that's true too I honestly everything that the women were saying when they were sitting around the croquet table I think it was all facts same immediately talking about how yeah if that's a real article and he's suing for that those are real numbers okay so let's break this down logically even large Lisa chimes in and makes sense. There's makeup on Instacart. I know Lisa. She's probably ordering a bunch of makeup, too. There's so much that goes into it.

Yes, 10K a month on Instacart's fucking insane. The idea that Jody's sitting down with you talking about realistic prices, like $4 to $6 million on a house, for what? With what money? Why do you need the square footage?

You don't need it. You have two children. You have two kids. You have two kids. You want something waterfront. You're going to have to pay less. It's going to have to suck. Like, whatever.

Just deal with it. This, everything sucks right now, and I think that what's going on is Lisa expects once she gets through all of this because it's hell that eventually she's going to come out and it's going to be better than before, which you know what? It might be for your life. You know what? She's living. You'll be happier away from Lenny, which is great. But I think monetarily, she thinks that she's going to be perfectly fine. She's living in a $30,000 a month apartment right now that Jody and Lenny are splitting.

So for some magical reason, it worked. She's still living the same lifestyle. I'm surprised that she's 30. a month, dude. I'm surprised she's still using her married name. Oh, interesting. Are they divorced officially? I don't think they're divorced.

I don't think they're officially divorced, but like your husband cheats on you with like an 18-year-old model. Larsa Pippin. He's a star basketball player. You know how you beat Larsa Pippen? Larsa Jordan. Oh, my God.

Michael would win. Wait a minute. Michael would finally win. That's what this is. Well, I mean, he's already won. But Michael Orchus, nope. that's going to happen. Michael or, wow, dude.

What if she goes hyphenated? You know how? Larsa Pippin. That would be the world. The world would burn down. That can't happen. It's crazy. Wait, hold on.

You know how competitive Michael Jordan is? That might be real. What if he orchestrated the whole thing to finally beat Scotty? But he can't marry Larson Pippin, that's crazy. Marcus tells his dad that he's getting married to her and he says, on one condition. She has to take your name. Marcia Jordan. Whoa.

All in all, solid. season, solid round of Bravo right now. The only problem is we also have Ultimate Girls Trip. We also have Southern Hospitality. There's so much out right now and it's all good. It's all good TV and it is a rock and a hard place because we're going to

have to make some cuts, man. We'll have to make some cuts, but we'll try to get you guys as much as we possibly can. Because that's what we do here. Just pay us for our feet picks and maybe we can quit our jobs. Yeah. We quit our jobs. I'll give you as much as you want. Yeah, you will. What? Yeah. He

will but that takes us to the question portion of the show so let's jump right in up first but that takes us to the question portion of the show and up first from siara and mcd what do you make of crystal disinviting gertie to her party before kathies oh that was from i believe that's a larsa feud spilled over because lara was there. Yeah, it could have been. I don't know enough about that at all. I don't either, and I don't know how much Crystal knows about the cancer thing, because Crystal's pretty sensitive to that stuff, so I would be surprised. Yeah, I mean, it could have just been. Who knows? We don't know the, yeah, we don't have enough info. From Rachel Nicholas, favorite off-topic

rant that you have done on the podcast. Oh, man, we've done so many. I don't even remember them. Then it might be recency bias, but the who Jesus is. That's one of the better ones. That's a top three for me. Maybe the current events, because the poop on the airplane got us going for a while. That lingered, no pun intended. Oh, we sure did. Yeah, I think that was probably my favorite one because that got us into a bunch of different conversations for like weeks.

From Mary Had a Little, I love this question. When will Dev make an appearance? I want to hear her hot takes. We keep bugging her about it. I don't know. I'm surprised nobody's done that like, like Kylie Kelsey getting on their podcast. Where's Dev?

Nobody's made that joke. Let's start that. Where's Dev? I mean, that was, surprisingly, that was their biggest, well, not surprisingly, that was their biggest episode of the year. We get Dev on here for the whole time.

We get to talk about Dev, pick the brain. Those numbies up. Get them numbies up. I start dating Taylor Swift, you know? Wait, what? That's how it works, right? I don't think so. Right?

No. No. Not Taylor, but like something. somebody. Taylor Lawtoner, maybe. He's married. Wait, which one? That's his voice name. I know.

I forgot about that. Taylor and Taylor. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't know. Both. I know you meant the guy. Yeah. I know you meant, yeah.

It could be both. It could be a thro- You're a wolf or no? He is a wolf. Oh, in my scenario? Yes. He is wolf Tyler, Taylor-Lauter. What do you said?

Sup, Loka. Or where you been, Loka? That's what he said. You've seen Twilight? I've seen all of them. Yeah. Yeah. I remember them a lot, too.

I don't remember that part. Bella Loka. I just remember how crazy it was to me that he imprints on a child and then he's destined to marry her. Well. Bizarre. How do you end the book that way?

What the fuck? This crazy role, do you know what the craziest scene from those movies always is? The baseball scene? Oh, yeah. Like, that was wild. Don't worry. That words fast.

Okay. Yeah, all right. You're right. Sorry. That's my bet. Who is that? A fucking a union. General talking to me?

Okay, yeah. You got it, buddy. All right, sweet. Why are you dressed like this? That might be the favorite off topic now. Yeah, the Twilight rant. You want to hear the craziest part? That guy, Jasper?

Yeah. Is that the one? He's got... Gaspers, yeah. So Jasper's from Midland, I believe. Oh, really? Yeah, in Texas. You're good baseball?

Probably. Yeah. I don't know. Not as fast as Edward. Not as fast as Edward's fast. Got to play door to lightning storm. You know how... That makes sense.

You know, I know. Nobody's going to question the bat. They can't. hear the thunder I would love for that scene to be without thunder where it's just like a nice day and they're just like and people are what the fuck that doesn't break Collins are playing baseball again don't worry about it every bat would explode it would oh I didn't think about that part even the metal bats would explode you have to play with like a metal ball and a metal bat but you know how they could have ended those movies so much better I love that we got stuck on this the scene at the end where there's the big battle and everybody fucking dies yeah and then it turns out to be a dream that's the dumbish don't make it a dream if you ended it like that kill everybody yeah

bro I was like wow they fucking went for it and I appreciate it and then it like dreams spoiler alert if you have to Twilight but when they made it a dream I immediately that's the second and I can hang on to these kinds of franchises I'm kind of a dork with that shit

like the divergent ones have watched all of them I just get stuck on these stories the minute that happened I stopped watching and I've never even thought about no I'll never watch it ago but uh anyway Anyway, that's all I got. You got anything else?

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