Bros & Shows - Teach Me To Cry-Angle LIVE (Part 2)(Candiace Dillard talks Life After Housewives, Martha's Vineyard and More!)

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

What's up Bro's? Here is part 2 of our live show featuring Candiace Dillard, Chris Basset and Ryan Bailey. In this segment we talk with Candiace about what she's been up to, and what it's like now the... RHOP is in her rearview mirror. She talks about what she gained from being on the Housewives, where her singing career is at currently and where it's headed. (spoiler alert: she's crushing it). We talk some Summer House Marthas Vineyard, as its currently Candace's favorite show. We break down how we're all feeling about it in hopes to raise awareness and bring MORE VIEWERS! And then Candiace and Chris answer the audience questions so that youse can learn even more about them! All that and more!!! Join BravBros Members: https://thebros.memberful.com/join Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:45 Hi, I'm Karma. And yes, I am a bitch. Brov bros. All right, well, I think we've rambled on long enough. So I think it's time to get the real stars out here. What are you said? Yeah. Should we get it up?
Starting point is 00:00:57 Welcome to the stage, Candace Dillard and Chris Bassett. Get it up. Make it out. I didn't say stop clapping. Keep clapping. They're coming out right now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Oh, yeah. Are you even aware? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hello. We're so far away. I know. Hey.
Starting point is 00:01:50 We need to be closer. Close to you. Whoa. Oh, y'all don't know what you're in for. Yeah. I have, I need a mic adjustment. We can wait. Get your mic figured.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Yeah, it took us a while too. I got this. I'm still working on my bed. We set these up. She's a professional. Yeah, she knows what she's doing. Drive back remix. Me on the other hand. There you go.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Okay. No clue. Okay. Hey y'all. Look at that roar. Yeah, welcome to the stage. Chris, welcome back. Hey, it's great to be here.
Starting point is 00:02:22 I love you guys. And thanks for coming to our city. Yes. Glad to be. be here. Welcome to D.C. Thank you for joining us, Candace. We're super excited to have you. Thank you. And I think we should all clap super loud. Congratulations to Candace and Chris. They are expecting in October. Yes. Yes. Yeah. That's awesome. It's all happening. That's right. Yes. Well, where are my mom home girls from the bathroom? There you go. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:57 So I met them in the bathroom and like super mom was pumping. And I was like, are you pumping in the bathroom? And I was like, you're my hero. He used to it. That's what happens. You have to do those things. But it just, it's really nice to like be out and see like real ass bitches. Pumping milk from their titty.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Yes, because that's going to be me. And I'm just like, it's just really inspiring. And so we were like all, they're like on a mom like, sabbatical, mom date. Hell yeah. Give it up for them. Yes. Mommy's night out. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Nothing like going on a mom sabbatical to see three straight guys talk about some bravo. Yeah. That's what everybody wants to see. That's what we want to say. Can't beat it. Me and Shooter were milking each other backstage. What else this guy's night mean to you?
Starting point is 00:03:52 It's like a cat, right? What was the, meet the parents? Yeah. Neville's drank. Oh, my God. You don't think about naked knee fucker? Yeah. Chris, you want to go line for line on references like that?
Starting point is 00:04:02 Oh, God. No, no, I don't. I could do that with like mean girls, but. We could do that too. We could do that too. We could do that too. You can't sit with us. Yeah, you could do that.
Starting point is 00:04:13 We're already sitting here, though. But you, you missed the call. Wait. Clearly, clearly your husband does not get that one. You are not a millennial. Mind your business. Oh, shit. God damn.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Don't disrespect. called old. You, yes. No, nay, you're aged like a fine wine, dude. I know, that's right. I got you, bro. I got you. It works out well for us to Candace is here and that Chris is here because
Starting point is 00:04:39 Shooter and I and Ryan are big summer house Martha's Vineyard fans. Yes. Candice is a huge fan, correct? Humongous fan. I love the show. I'm like obsessed. We are too. And I feel like this is a good platform for us to recruit more viewers to the show.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Yes. Are you all watching? Because we're going to fight. Okay. Okay. I guarantee you half of them are lying right now. You're lying. You're lying.
Starting point is 00:05:05 I saw the views. There's no way. Yes. I saw the ratings on what's that, what's that Twitter page that always posts the ratings? TVDs. Yeah. One of them.
Starting point is 00:05:15 One of them. Yeah. But those are not like the true ratings, right? Because then there's the live ratings and then like live plus three. Then they add in peacock. Right. Right. So it's higher than that number.
Starting point is 00:05:27 But it ain't high enough. So y'all need to watch. But they got a reunion. They did get a reunion. Huge for them. They just filmed it. So I have to call Preston and get the tea. But yes.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Yeah. Little plug for us. We actually have Preston coming on Monday. Yes. Yeah. So we're going to interview Preston. And I have a mirror coming on Wednesday. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Look at that. Did you ask the mirror about the girlfriend? I did. I did. Yes. Let's talk about Natalie. Did Natalie? Did Natalie say okay?
Starting point is 00:05:57 for Amir to go on. Or are they still worried about their careers versus their relationship? In the episode, she really does make a point that she is better than Amir in terms of real estate. But he said, no, that was just editing. He said, they're headed towards engagement.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Oh, no. Listen, I could tell you about some editing. Are they? We know a thing or two. You can tell you. Yeah. We know a thing or three. He knows something about editing.
Starting point is 00:06:25 but with those two I don't think that's editing at all like she literally had to flat out say he does like under a million all of mine are over too I was like what the fuck yeah I think he's like a little bit of a cuck I think he kind of likes it
Starting point is 00:06:41 that's like the only thing I can point to I said that he was definitely coddling her and I feel like there's oh god it's like a limp penis she's never had to deal with that Before, she never had to deal with that. Hold on, wait, wait, what's happening here.
Starting point is 00:06:59 She doesn't know what that looks like. Dix. This is what I think. Well, she did, like, twist it like that, so I do think she doesn't know. Grab that, bitch. She went, well, when you grab this that way. On the microphone. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Oh, my God. But no, I, like, when they came into the house, the energy was so weird. Yeah. And I was, like, I was itchy and dry. Like, from, it was so strange. I feel like there's something like a miss that's happening behind the scenes with their relationship.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Like maybe she doesn't like him on the show and so she's like begrudgingly coming on to be like, okay, I'll be there fine because maybe he begged her to come on. She doesn't want to be there. And it's very clear. So that is missing, I think, from the context of what we're seeing.
Starting point is 00:07:46 But it's very clear something is amiss. Well, do you think like the show should bring that out? Yes. Call to people at Rob I went tell them. I said this because yes we like because what we're getting is confusion and everybody is like WTF what's wrong with this
Starting point is 00:08:02 girl and poor Amir like he deserves better he's like aside from him saying that the whole house wanted to be with him because these are lies from the pit of him. Nobody was taking to shoot Amir but aside from that Amir is like a sweet guy and he deserves like a relationship
Starting point is 00:08:18 that's like where he feels like an equal partner and it doesn't seem like that to me Do you think he's so happy to have a significant other that he's just kind of like doing whatever? Exactly. Maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Don't look at me. I've never seen the show. You're part of the problem. You need to watch the fucking show. No, no, I'm not. What's wrong with you? Nothing, because it's on in the house. There's only so many cable boxes it can be on and it just runs on repeat.
Starting point is 00:08:46 It's not my fault. Chris is pro jacks. That's part of the problem. We have Apple TV. You are old. We have Apple TV. I just referred to it as cable. Because he's
Starting point is 00:08:58 because he's, oh. Is it not? Raise your head if you have a gray beard on the stage. That's genetic. Should we get into genetics? Oh, God. No. I mean, someone made some comments.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Someone did and she meant what she said. I'm just saying, like, you know what? You can't control what you can't control. That's true. Yes. Life. But you, you said that I gave you in.
Starting point is 00:09:27 This is Giselle. This is, this is, this is, oh, she turned the, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:09:36 No, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You ruined it. No, no, don't, don't be sorry because my initial thought was to come up here and say a whole lot of shit.
Starting point is 00:09:46 But, but in retrospect, listen, I know, this is a safe space. If there was ever a safe space, it's with these guys. Aw. That being said, look, we left.
Starting point is 00:10:03 We're done. Good for them. What's next? Do y'all? We're good over here. As Cynthia Bailey would say, now what else is going on? That's a good point because that's what we want to know. What do we have to look forward to life after Bravo?
Starting point is 00:10:19 Where are we going now? And I know you've been on tour with your album and singing all these. amazing songs. Well, I mean, obviously, like, the biggest focus is the bun. Of course. And growing, growing a healthy, happy, brilliant. I thought you said glowing. I was like, you are glowing, by the way.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Oh, thank you. You're so welcome. I don't see the glow. Oh, it's there. Is it really? It's there. I don't see it. But everyone says that.
Starting point is 00:10:46 So thank you. I'll take that. It's not just my bronzer. But, yes. So just the. The main reason that the break even happened was so that we could really focus on having a peaceful, happy transition into parenthood. For me, the first time for you, the fourth time. Fourth, yeah, fourth.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Yeah, but then outside of that, I am finalizing my second album. Hell yeah. Yeah. So, and I'm closing in on a new label home. we have three kind of labels in the mix that are interested so whatever
Starting point is 00:11:30 whoever's going to give me the best deal we're going to go with them I'm definitely going on tour next year but I'm like itching to like perform I'm itching to be on stage like now literally on the way here
Starting point is 00:11:44 she was like I want to perform again I don't know are these microphones good enough for that yeah no I don't my engineer's not here but do you think you have a superpower though while you're pregnant. Maybe you can, like, project a little better. Maybe you got a little octave in there.
Starting point is 00:11:58 I do, I do, actually. When I'm singing, like, just practicing at home, I do feel like, a baby gives me, like, extra singing energy. Hell yeah. Yeah. But I just, I want to experience performing onstage pregnant. I just want to be able to say,
Starting point is 00:12:11 I did that. Yes, yes. Can I ask what the tone of the second album, like what you're feeling, like where your mind is? Yeah. Oh, man. Is this a disc track? Fuck yes
Starting point is 00:12:23 Get ready, Drake Let's go getting into the Drake and Kendrick this tracks right now But the girls I'm talking about can't compete
Starting point is 00:12:32 So No, it's definitely more raw It's more vulnerable It's chaotic I'm saying everything that I have not said
Starting point is 00:12:44 without a filter Like at all It's just I threw it out there It's really vulnerable and fun and it's like I've had the privilege of listening
Starting point is 00:12:56 to the majority of it I will say I'm a 90s R&B guy so that's my wheelhouse and there's a few that I'm like yeah I guess okay sure but if I'm thinking
Starting point is 00:13:11 of what the people enjoy it's yeah it's got a good mix for everybody it's really good well look I mean if you want to start singing a little bit. There's more people here than there were at those girls' potential show
Starting point is 00:13:27 that they were, you know, that we saw. Way more people here than there were at that show. We didn't get reasonably shady tonight, so that's good. We build the house. You're doing a bad job of masking who it was. I didn't say who it was. I just, you know. He used a term.
Starting point is 00:13:43 He used a term. The wrong term. It didn't happen. We'll cut that from the episode. You won't even hear it. Yeah, true. You guys didn't hear show. Strike it from the record.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Yeah, we'll add that one out. But I guess my question also with you guys is not to drag any of the shows or anything like that. What did Bravo give you guys? I mean, I'm sure there's obviously some stuff that we saw that was tough. But on the positive side of things, like what did you gain from these experiences, from being on TV? And, you know, we've been big fans of you and your husband for a long time.
Starting point is 00:14:14 So I guess, like, the positive take from it. And moving forward in your careers and your life and everything, what have you gained from that experience? There's so many positives. It's like the show introduced me to all of you. There's so much more love than there is hate and ugliness, as much as sometimes it can feel like the hate is overwhelming. The love is so much bigger.
Starting point is 00:14:38 I've never run into a hater in public because they are never in the street. They always in home and they're bathrobes. They're on the blocks. And they're dirty bad. There's that part. But no, it's, it's, it's, It's been everything for not just my career, but our lives.
Starting point is 00:14:57 We got married on the show. You've seen us grow as a couple on the show. You've seen us go through an IVF journey on the show. I really wish they would have showed more of that. But again, there's this really thin line in the contract. Well, at least the release statement that I signed. We can manipulate the footage to air. whatever we want to fit the story that we want.
Starting point is 00:15:22 That's true. And there's that. So it's crazy. But again, you look at these things and it's, it's does the good outweigh the bad. And while it's not my thing, it was, it was a lot of fun for a majority of seven years, six season, seven years that we were on. Yeah. I would, I would do it again all over again.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Yeah. because the overall experience has been great. And then, you know, I can't, I can't knock. I can't not be grateful to Bravo because they have been super supportive of my music. They, you know, anytime I go to watch What Happens Live, Andy plays my whole album when I'm going to watch What Happens Live. Like, all the executives, what's on my face? No, it's only two.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Oh, no. Oh, no. Wow. Oh, no. Eat your heart out, Jacks. You'll never do this. Girl, it's in there. No.
Starting point is 00:16:24 You dug it deeper? No. This is only one thing. Never mind. Never mind. Listen. Scratch. Can you see it?
Starting point is 00:16:34 Not anymore. You got it. See? I fixed it. You're welcome. He's lying. It's still there. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:16:39 No, no. It's gone. Just gone. The bottom line is we overall, there is nothing but gratitude for, for what the show has done for us for my career for us as people for my personal growth like it it made me teflon in a way that I thought I was teflon already but it really it makes you realize how tough you have to be and how resilient you have to be yeah and it's contributed greatly
Starting point is 00:17:07 to a lot of my success as an actor as a singer as a person as a personality yeah that narrative that, oh, you're on TV. You have to be immune to what people say to you. It's wild. You signed up for this. Yeah, no, I signed up for this. You're pretty no ass up here. Let's see how you fare it for 20 minutes.
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Starting point is 00:19:18 And, you know, watching everything that transpired, especially, you know, we won't talk about it too much. We all know what I'm referencing. But I would imagine that as a result of that, like, one of the coolest things I think watching you two is that obviously a lot of things were said and done that could drive a wedge. And instead of driving a wedge, it actually, you guys got closer in Team Dumb said, fuck everybody. We're not putting up with this shit. And it made you stronger in the end. Right. Hey, who else got one of these?
Starting point is 00:19:46 Not a baby. I'm talking about the handshake, damn. I mean, you too, but, like, damn, you just blew the hole in, like, who else got one of these? Wait, did you guys rehearse this backstage, too? No, this is, like, if you watch the reunions, we do this every reunion, and it's evolved. Like, every year on our anniversary, there's another thing that gets added into it. I was telling these guys backstage that two Bravo cons, not in the Vegas, but the one before in New York,
Starting point is 00:20:13 It was Sunday night, Bravo Condon ended. We were at the rooftop of the Gansvort. Countess Luann was there, Caroline Stanbury, all of these Bravo Lebrities in this very small space. And Candice and Chris were in the corner and your feet were up and you guys were just cuddling. And it would know, but it was just this really, it was this really sweet moment of where I was like,
Starting point is 00:20:34 oh, this is like a real couple. And I know that sounds wild, but you know, like I've seen so many fake Bravo couples that to see like a really nice sweet moment where you guys were like and then I was like, I'm going to ruin this moment and I'm going to ride up.
Starting point is 00:20:47 No, but it was just really nice because it had been, you know, Bravo can sometimes be so performative and you guys, it was like a really sweet moment. Listen, so when, when the show first approached her and she came to me,
Starting point is 00:21:00 you know, I grew up in this area. I'm the only person from our show who's actually from this immediate area. And I told her, I was like, listen, I'll do it, but I'm,
Starting point is 00:21:12 going to be me 100% like I can't do anything different and there's just got to be constant communication so that we know that we're on the same page and it's it can be a tough space to be in and as a as a merry couple just it's it's crazy and you start looking at blogs and things that people put out there and don't go on Reddit do not go on Reddit yes they all read it's a dark place I don't have a subscription to that so good it's with his cable yeah he bump God damn it, cable. But it's just been, I don't know how to explain it. It's just, you just have to have a strong relationship.
Starting point is 00:21:54 I mean, it's communication at the end of the day, but it's a wild space. It has to be you, like anyone that comes onto the show or anyone that is thinking about doing the show, I always say, if you're married and you're in a relationship, it has to become you and your spouse against the world. Because there's going to be somebody that's trying to infiltrate your marriage. trying to plant seeds of doubt, trying to create narratives about you or your spouse or both of you. And you just have to know that this is your person. We're good.
Starting point is 00:22:24 And we good. And we got this. And I think because we were friends first and we had that foundation, it made it easy. Yeah, she rejected me the first time. So I don't know. Just once?
Starting point is 00:22:37 Yeah, just one. Well, tell us to that. Like in excruciating detail. So, did she call you a Sesame Street character? And if so, which one? No, no. I was never referred to as a specific person. It sounds like you might be the cookie boxer.
Starting point is 00:22:52 No. All right, let's go. No, actually, I didn't, I, no, I think at that point, so it was funny when we first, like, actually met, she was like, oh, I can't wait to get married and have kids. I was like, yeah, I'm going through a divorce. I'm never getting married again and having kids. I'm over that shit. And then, um, and then we started working out of the same. building and she was having her birthday party which has grown exponentially over the years
Starting point is 00:23:17 and it's like holy shit but she was showing me pictures of her house like how she was setting up for the party and I was like this was my end she showed me a picture of the kitchen and I was like so when are you going to let me come over and cook for you and she was like skis-skirt sir no I don't date guys that are married or have kids and I was like damn what to, oh, both, I'm done. Like, this is never going to happen. And so we literally became, like, legit friends for, like, the next three years. And it wasn't until we were working together again at another spot.
Starting point is 00:23:54 And she had started her pageant consulting firm. And I was like, let's go out to dinner and celebrate. And so me doing a majority of my career in the Old Town Alexandria area, which is, like, right over the wall. Yes, old town Alexandria. And I also love the idea of, like, I have no idea where the fuck I am. I think it's over there. Yeah, Alexandria. You know, miles away.
Starting point is 00:24:14 I'm in a basement. That way. You can see it, though. You can see it from here. You just go right out to the board wall, whatever you're calling it, the walkway. Oh, yeah. You can see it.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Chris, I swear to God, I'm going to walk outside and I'm going to look that direction. I'm going to show you. If the Alexandria is not in that direction, I'm going to text you. I'm going to point you in the door. It's. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. People are saying that way.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Oh, because we came down the steps. Don't help him. Don't help him. This is like. The stairs. down this way and that's oh yeah we're over here you sure it's that way either way point point being it was a restaurant that i would frequent often as i would get off of work for a late night drink before i go home this one went ahead and like google did and was like oh my gosh it's so expensive
Starting point is 00:25:00 let's take a poll we're gonna take a poll because to this day you be tripping and you act like no okay so it's a regular spot so you guys anyone who's from there at vermillion vermillion is a nice ass restaurant
Starting point is 00:25:19 it's a regular spot no vermillion has white tablecloths the price points are they're a little up there so when I looked it up I'm thinking we're going to go
Starting point is 00:25:29 have a drink at a bar because that's what we've done in the past as friends no we're going to like you could have walked me to Ebbett we could have had a drink and Ebbett by the restaurant
Starting point is 00:25:38 you took me to the cobblestone. So it was a seduction. Wait, right. You were seducing her. So I looked it up and I'm like, oh, this is a nice restaurant. This is a date. She showed up. I was dressed up because I was like, this is a date, I think.
Starting point is 00:25:55 I was not. And you had on khaki pants and a button down. It was very casual because it was a nice restaurant. And we sat at this little table in the window. Wait, Candace, how much have you actually influenced? his fashion. Zero. You know what?
Starting point is 00:26:11 I will give him. I give you credit, but I guarantee you should tweet a couple. Chris has two styles. Chris is either GQ or homeless. There's no in between. At one point,
Starting point is 00:26:22 at one point, they were one of the same. No, but he's always been really good at like the GQ part. Like he's suited and booted. That's part of what I made me be like, if we're talking easy at one point,
Starting point is 00:26:32 it's the same thing. He also wore his sweatpants up to his calves. I hate that. Every day. Every day. When he played, you said, you did not send you. Listen. I had these, it was hot outside.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I had them up. Let's see those calves. These were up here. Listen, I have nice calves. He's got great cats. We thought about wearing joggers and just pulled him up, like, halfway up the cap. And if I would have walked out here and saw that, I'd be like, see, see, see. I don't know, I should have worn that.
Starting point is 00:26:57 You would have got Snapchat. So the first time that we met him, he was nice enough to drive to my house in Philly to do, like, an in-person interview. We'd been doing the podcast for, like, three months at that point. And, like, we talked to Chris on Instagram, and he was so nice. He's like, yeah, I'll come up there. Like, what's a good day for you guys? He drove three hours to come talk to us at my house.
Starting point is 00:27:19 It was like three hours. And we sat, we did a three-hour interview. And we just kicked it and had a great time. Yeah, there was a lot of tequila I drank that night. Well, that was the one request. Did the Robberos seduce you, Chris? We did. Hope, wine, and sinker.
Starting point is 00:27:33 But the point is, he walked into my house wearing sweatpants pulled up to here. I like the feel of sweatpants But they can get a little hot So I need some breathing But to be fair We did note that immediately We did Didn't quite make fun of them at first
Starting point is 00:27:49 And then the very next episode We saw Chris on TV His sweatpants once again Halfway up, not joggers Just you know right in the middle of the calf Yeah that's what he does That's the standard He's consistent though
Starting point is 00:28:01 You gotta give credit to consistent right He's got great ankles Great ankles but I think that we're going to go to you guys now. Wait, what? What happened? Wait, I'm just getting them up there. All ages are allowed in here, all right?
Starting point is 00:28:13 We found that out earlier. All ages are like to show. Yeah, I checked the tickets earlier and it literally says for all ages. I was like, oh, fuck, don't bring your kids to this. It's already... Chris is showing calves. Like, he can't bring kids in here, but we are going to go ahead and... Yeah, you can't talk about penis with all ages.
Starting point is 00:28:32 No, you can't. I can't be flipping your mic around like a dick and then kids in here. Jill Scott's not okay with children, but we're going to come out to the audience. Now, we're going to take some questions from you guys. So we, hold on. I love the enthusiast. Who's doing that?
Starting point is 00:28:48 You can actually, you know what? You can ask the first one. Once I tell you where to line up, you're going to line up over here, Scott? My bad. Oh, Scott's doing that. Okay. One of these microphones? You get mine.
Starting point is 00:28:59 One. We'll do it right here, right? Is that better right here? Limp, Michael. Ryan, we can share mics. Come over here. Yeah, we'll share mics. Between me and Shooter, we'll have enough.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Y'all think it's a girl. All right. Hold on. Line up. To expedite this process. Oh, okay. He got the blue. Somebody.
Starting point is 00:29:20 If you have a question, if you'd like to ask a question, 10 questions. I need you to line up behind our first questionnaire. Questioner. First, line up behind her. Everybody line up? I'll move back. Line them up.
Starting point is 00:29:36 going. I'm moving back. Oh. Oh, they're going to come. Okay. Oh, better to be right there. Steele, I have a question as a degenerate sports better. Oh, bring it on. When is your brother getting called up
Starting point is 00:29:50 and should I bet on him to hit a home run? So, hold on. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Hey, listen, if they can do it on the hill, I can do it here. So if you don't know what he just asked, my little brother is playing for the Kansas City Royals
Starting point is 00:30:06 right now in the minor leagues. That's awesome. Yeah, we're really proud of him. But he was asking when he's going to get called up. He just hit three home runs last week in extended spring. He's like this close. That's why I'm asking. Yeah, he'll be up soon.
Starting point is 00:30:19 I'll give you the inside track on betting. I follow the things. I appreciate that. Thanks for checking in. See, he's genuine people. These two are genuine fucking people. That's why we love him. But let's get to our question.
Starting point is 00:30:31 I need you to say your name and your favorite animal and then your question. No. So my name's Melissa, my favorite animal for my entire life has been a pig. I love that. That's the best answer we've gotten so far. There's a lot of people who like pigs. We'll go right in the middle. Candace, with your Twitter being such a big presence,
Starting point is 00:30:52 and Andy's brought up on multiple reunions, do you get a little flutter in your stomach when like Ariana or Katie repost and they just support you? I don't think I've ever actually seen Ariana or Katie reposts me actually I have seen Ariana's reposts yes and it's I love I like freaking love Ariana so much
Starting point is 00:31:20 I think because I wasn't really following if you know I wasn't really following Vanderpump and then I did I think I did like E.T. or something and Bryce was like are you following what what's happening at Vanderpump? And I was like what? And I'm like, what do you mean? He cheated out after 10 years
Starting point is 00:31:35 Call the police. This is crazy. I guess I meant, do you see, like, when people support it being knocked down so much on public, when people support it, do you, are you like, you know, I'm right? Yes, no, yes, it's definitely validating because I hate that there's, that there would even be doubt around a cheating fool. Like, you can't be a cheater and then parade your, you're, you're, I don't want to call her names, but parades your
Starting point is 00:32:07 person around in the streets and expect us not to write. We're riding in the streets. So yes, when I see that there's affirmation, it's like, yes, thank you, I'm right. As I usually am. Thank you so much. I'm glad you added that because
Starting point is 00:32:22 usually. She never wrong. Sometimes I'm wrong. I need your name and your favorite cereal. My favorite cereal? Yes. My name is Kelly. Hi, Kelly. I went through a special K because of the Kelly K.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Because of ketamine? Oh, that's fair. Redberries specifically. Anyway, so I am wondering what your Gateway Housewives series was. As you mentioned, you have to give the right housewives. But I'm also wondering where we can go to support Chris because I know he was W rooftop, barbecue. Where are you now?
Starting point is 00:33:00 Good question. All right. A two-parter. To answer your first question. Yeah, answer your first question. It's almost like he teed me up for this. First question was, what was your Gateway Housewives show? It's like you see, it's almost like, because mine was Potomac.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Oh. Hey man. I fucking loved Potomac. I'm hoping it gets back on Tracks. From season one or did you start in the middle? I started at, let's see, my wife was, so this all starts because my wife was rewatching during COVID. I think, yeah, let's give it up for Dev.
Starting point is 00:33:31 I'm going to film that later, so don't forget that energy. But Potomac from season three is where I got in because she was on season three when I jumped in. That's the best season to start on. How about that? I'm just scoring all the points with Candace. You're the best. And Chris, you got the second part of this question.
Starting point is 00:33:48 So currently I am the general manager at the Blackwall Barn and Lodge. It's in Gamble's Maryland. It's Titan Hospitality. I've been there for quite some time. You know, I'll be honest. A lot of people, they don't understand the hospitality industry.
Starting point is 00:34:02 it's very fluid. Which way are we going? Which where are we going? I don't know. Come on, Chris. Gammon. You were poor. If Alexandria is that way?
Starting point is 00:34:15 I'm that way. There's always that checker. Yes. It's fucking that way. Why are you always not wrong? This direction. Yes. No.
Starting point is 00:34:22 You're always, somehow it's always the opposite. Everything can't be the same direction, Chris. No. Alexandria is that way. That's the water. No. It's that way. We figured to the young lady over here, where is Alexandria?
Starting point is 00:34:38 Right. And gambol's is that way. That's what I said. It's over there. I love that this is a sticking point right now. Yes. Chris, I hope you realize that everything you say is going to be wrong. Even if you're here, the answer is going to be like slightly.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Have you met my wife? Well, can I have a question. I'm used to it. I have a question. You, you work? You got to go out. Damn. You have a job?
Starting point is 00:35:04 Not according to... Don't tell the people. I don't know you had a job. Me neither. Yes, I actually do work. Let the people tell it. We both live off of my mother. Those checks are nice.
Starting point is 00:35:18 What's today? Oh, it's not baited. No, Chris has always worked. He has always had a job. One of the points of contention in our marriage is how much he works. We saw that on screen. He is, he's been working since he was like, 15, and he doesn't know how
Starting point is 00:35:34 to not work. So it's just funny when, you know, you get the trolls in their bath robes with the bedbugs and the sheets. Well, the sports betting's not going so well. It's this week.
Starting point is 00:35:50 It's a week to week thing. We all know it. We all know it. It pays. Derby tomorrow, maybe. Yeah. Definitely. I don't know if we answered your question, but there you go. Thank you so much. But also, Scooter? What was your gateway?
Starting point is 00:36:06 Yeah, what's... My first houseboy for show was Jersey. Okay. Good choice. Jersey's good. They're wild over there, I hear. Ryan, what was yours? O.C.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Boo. No, no. He's been from day one. He's a day one. Original O.C. I know. I'm not booing you. Kern O.C. sucks ass. Who's up next?
Starting point is 00:36:28 Hi. Name and favorite color. I'm so nervous. No, you're good. My name is Tamika, and you said my favorite color? Yep. Red. Good call.
Starting point is 00:36:38 I love that people cheer for red. Hell yeah. That's mine too. Wait a minute. So Candice, my daughter is like your biggest fan. She's sitting over there, Amber. Amber, where are you? Hi, Amber.
Starting point is 00:36:54 So Amber. Hey, girl. You're so cute. Amber convinced me to take off from work today. We drove from Charlotte, North Carolina. Oh, wow! Amber! Amber, come here!
Starting point is 00:37:07 Amber, Amber, come here. Amber, come here. Amber, come on out. Amber, get up here! Better do it, girl! Oh my God! And I'm her mother And I'm her mother
Starting point is 00:37:37 She said, can the mom come up on the stage and get a hug too? Okay, so my question for you is, I'm a crier. Can you teach me how to do the triangle? Oh, my God, yes. Yes, get the video. Everybody. Yeah, speak it. Welcome to CBD's Criangle course, 101.
Starting point is 00:38:14 So, it's very simple. So you want to get it into a square, so you just fold it over, fold it over again. That's a rectangle. Fold it over. I'm getting it into a square, mind your business. Fold it over again, so it's a square. And then you just take these two corners and fold them in like so, and you use this point and you stick it in the duct and catch those tears. Yeah, why is that?
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Starting point is 00:40:34 casting what-ifs, backstage stories, and much more. Listen to Happy Sank and Fused on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, we're Meg Bashwinner. And Joseph Fink. Of welcome to Nightvail. And on our new show, The Best Worst, we explore the Golden Age of Television. To do that, we're watching the IMDB viewer rated best and worst episodes of classic TV shows. The episode of Star Trek, where Beverly Crusher has sex with a ghost, the episode of the X-Files, where Scully gets attacked by a vicious housecat.
Starting point is 00:41:05 And also, the really good episodes, too. What can we learn from the best and worst of great television? Like, for example, is it really a bad episode or do people just hate women? The best worst. Available wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you. All right. It looks like we got one, two, three, four more.
Starting point is 00:41:30 All right, come on up. I need your name and your favorite sports team. Oh, I'm Jen. I am Philadelphia born and bread. Let's fucking go! Game numbers! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, favorite sports team?
Starting point is 00:41:47 She's, oh yeah, no, no. It's really hard to pick right at the moment between the Eagles and the Phillies. That's fair. Fair. They had a good draft. I'm going to pick the Phillies. I like that. That's a strong answer. There was no wrong answer there.
Starting point is 00:42:01 I just wanted to be in a cut. Speaking of Phillies team, my question is I know girls trip is not your favorite but if you were to cast a girl's trip of Philly athletes
Starting point is 00:42:16 just Brandon Marsh and Alecbaum just the two of them honestly just follow them around because they live together just leave them alone let's just see what they do okay love it that's it
Starting point is 00:42:27 Marsh, boom Kelsey and or oh Kelly Ubre and... What, just to see if he gets in a car accident? If he gets hit by a fucking car? Nobody's gonna get that joke.
Starting point is 00:42:42 That's the best part. Kelly Ubray got hit by a car while he was riding a bike after a game. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah, it doesn't, I don't... Then he got some other shit go on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:52 It definitely wasn't like somebody else beating on. So I didn't have to have these conversations. Sorry. This is what... Thank you so much. Who we got next? I need your name. and your favorite shoe company. Okay, Allison and Doc Martins.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Nice. Okay. Hi, hipster, hipster. Okay, I have a question for all of you. What is your unfiltered, honest opinion of Chris and Doty? He's out. I have two microphones. I've got two microphones here.
Starting point is 00:43:33 would never date but very good for TV is it though is she? Yeah yeah I'm gonna go second and say I don't even know who that is Atta boy
Starting point is 00:43:47 That's okay Chris She is built for reality TV She's fucking incredible lover or a hater She moves the fucking needle The Valley is proof of that So that's my unfiltered take Wait who did she date first on Vanderpontz
Starting point is 00:44:02 Sandel that tracks and then who cheated somebody cheated on and then DJ James Kennedy after that she played Jacks too she plus Jacks
Starting point is 00:44:12 so she dated the entire cast she cheated yes with Jack yes she so she slept with all of the guys except for Schwartz we fucked the crew right yes wait did she make out Peter who hasn't made out
Starting point is 00:44:27 everyone's made out with show hands who has not made out Peter Madrigal who here has made out with Peter the hair There's a few of you. I figured there'd be a few. All right, we got two left.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Thank you so much. Last two questions here. Your name and your favorite Bravo show. Oh, Derek and Potomac, my favorite. Nice. Yeah, Candice, you're my favorite housewife, so. Bravo here, too. My girlfriend, Jenna in the back.
Starting point is 00:44:54 We got a Brabrow. We got Jenna in the back. Yay. And this is not a Bravo question. I'm just bravro. I need a sports event. advice. I need a lock tonight. Chris is the bad guy. I'm looking at you, Chris.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Don't look at Chris. He's not good at it. Listen, Shane. So here's what we're going to do. Whatever I say is you should play the opposite because if you watch driving the line on Wednesdays and Thursdays, I've been on a cold street. Chris, better idea. Wait, no, that means you're due. Yeah, I do follow you, Chris. Hold on. We'll do a full bra, bro bet. Okay. What do you think, Chris? What do you got tonight? It's got to be like a late night.
Starting point is 00:45:33 MLB game? No, no. Oh, because, yeah, the Celtics games probably already started. I was going to say Celtics money line for sure. They're not going to heat out tonight. It's game over, even without Porzingis. But give me a, what's not?
Starting point is 00:45:48 See, I told you. I don't even know what day it is. Celtics. Celtics finished that series like two days ago. Give me a baseball line right now. We've got Clippers Mavericks at 930. No, I don't like that. We got Dallas.
Starting point is 00:46:03 eight and a half. It's in Dallas? In Dallas? No, no. Give me a baseball. I need a baseball. How many of you would be lost, by the way? Who here is like, what the fuck are we talking about? Right.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Everyone. Let's go with 80% of the crop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got Padres Diamondbacks. Just give me a quick pick. Ooh, who's at home? Dimebacks. Diamondbacks are at home.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Could be a bee colony. Could be more bees. There could be more bees. That could be good for the home team. You know what I like? Yes, run first. inning in Diamond Bags pod. There you go.
Starting point is 00:46:36 You got your lock. That's yours. Arizona scores in the first inning like 90% of the time. That's a broad, bro bet. So if you lose, I will fucking hunt you down. Oh, me. You got to hunt me down. This is your fault.
Starting point is 00:46:47 This entire thing started because of you. I bet. Braves plus 100 against Dodgers. There you go. Fuck the Braves. Like, fuck the Braves. Fuck the Braves. I hate the Braves.
Starting point is 00:46:57 The Natschals had on. You're Philly fans. You're a big. I'm good, though. Yeah. Hey. Hey, hey, it's still hurts. You can't be a silly.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Let's some of the Wizards were even in the playoffs. Anyway, go on. Next one. Last question. Make it a good one. He just brought the room down. Love it. I need your name and your favorite bug.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Favorite buck? What does that mean? Hey, what does that mean? Like bugs. Insect. Like Schwartz. Oh, bug. Oh, I think he's a buck.
Starting point is 00:47:27 I thought he's a buck. Bug. Bug. Yon. Yon is. I'm going to say the palmetto. bug, a rebrand on the cockroach, if you will. Great answers.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I'm going to break the rules because I'm number eight. I've got two questions. I'm a frequent Instagram asker. When is Dev's appearance on the podcast? Oh, man. That's a great question. So first and foremost, I love the fact that you guys have so much Dev support. It makes me so happy when people ask me, where's Deb?
Starting point is 00:47:59 Dev could not be here. My mom's here. My mom's here. And my aunts and my cousins. Give it up for Gail. She's the best. There she is right there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:09 That's my mama. Deb couldn't make the night she's got shit to do for work actually tomorrow morning on Saturday, which stinks. But she will be in Boston at our show. So there's incentive for you guys to buy tickets there. But as far as the appearance goes, man, it's really hard. We both bug her because he's been friends with her since high school too. We've all known each other for like 16 years. Wow.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Every time I... 16. Right? It's 20, bro. Fuck. That's like the same thing. Wow. 20.
Starting point is 00:48:35 Yeah, thank you. I'm trying to answer the question. She is very much like, she, every time I ask, she's like, this is your thing. I'm like, everyone wants to hear from you. They don't care about us. And she's like, no, no, no, no one even knows who I am. So I do this at every show.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Start tagging or hashtagging in your comments. We want dev. Okay, right. The funniest would be Devin starting her own podcast, and it's like the anti-bropros. That would be great. And it's the best podcast of all time. That would be great.
Starting point is 00:49:07 By the way, she's like way cooler than me and she has way better takes anyway. So yeah, start. Hashtag we want dev. And it's not Deb, but that makes me laugh too. People like, Deb, D-E-B.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Show a little Deb. D-E-B. All right. Second question. Shooter. Where's the after-party? Wait, wait, whoa. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:49:27 What the fuck? I can't go to the after party? Guess what? I don't know. You're not. We were floating around We were floating around the idea of going to the casino later.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Yep. MGM. This doesn't have anything to do with you. Shout out the best option. That was a whisper. We got a whisper. She's disgusted by the national heart. We've got comment cards back there.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Just put your comment in there. We'll figure it out there. Drop it in the box. We don't have comic cards. We have no comment cards. That's a lie. That's a lie. But mission. We'll keep you posted.
Starting point is 00:50:07 We're leaning towards casino because we're degenerates at the end of the day. And we've got to go play some blackjack and shit. I got to win back all the money that Chris has lost me. Yeah. Listen, they've got really great pizza late night at the MGM. They do have really good pizza. Woo. But thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:50:22 But really quickly, just a quick order of business. Steel almost died. You fucking blew it. I was going to do that at the end. Damn it. No, but we are actually announcing just real quick. We are going to announce it's called memberful. So you're going to have the opportunity.
Starting point is 00:50:39 First and foremost, our episodes are not going behind a paywall. All right, we are not going to charge you for our shit. I don't believe in that. I think it's bullshit. But the memberful, what that will allow is a little bit extra access. So stuff that you will not have access to, such as a Q&A once a month with us on Zoom. We'll get on there. We're also kicking around the idea of like a rom-com review with the bros,
Starting point is 00:51:01 which I think would be really funny. And if we hit 250 members, we're going to start that. And then we are also offering early access to our shows, merchandise, all those things. And we are also open to suggestions. That's the best part. You'll have the opportunity to talk to us, tell us what you want from us, what you want to hear from us, what you want to talk about, whatever. So it's only going to be $5 a month or $50 for the whole year. You can go to the link in our Instagram bio to sign up.
Starting point is 00:51:27 We would love you to do so. So we can just, our favorite thing about this whole entire podcast, is you guys out there. I think it's so fucking cool that we're able to do this, that you allow us to do this, you listen to us, you support us.
Starting point is 00:51:39 It's nuts to me, but it's so special and anything we can do to advance and further that relationship with you guys means the world to us. So please sign up so we can give you guys
Starting point is 00:51:49 what you want, right? You left out the not safe for work member Zoom, which is the one. Not safe for work membership? Yeah, the member Zoom once a month. That's why we're doing this.
Starting point is 00:51:58 I said the member Zoom. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Sean Scott The not safe for work part It's gonna be dirty work If we got to 1,000 followers We're doing a calendar
Starting point is 00:52:09 I think a light bulb Just not That's the NSFW I never knew it that fucking Not safe for work You're old You're so old Listen
Starting point is 00:52:25 I don't do that We didn't have acronyms in my day We wrote it on a piece of paper and folding up real cute and said here. Don't do back in my day. That's not helping you. Back in my day. Also, NSW is a Reddit term, so you just kind of like bounce back in between. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Not safe for work. That's what I just said. But that's a Reddit term which you said you don't even know what Reddit is. I don't. So now we're contradicting. No, what I said was it just clicked. When he said the not safe for work, I was like, wait a minute. There you go. What does R-H-O-P stand for?
Starting point is 00:53:04 Bitches! And on that note, I want to give it up for Candace Dillard and Chris Bassett. Let's make some noise. I want you to give it up for Ryan Bailey from So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey. For my dumbass best friend, Shooter McGooner, get it up. Thank you all for coming out. Let's go to the casino and lose some money. money, huh? Yeah! Oh, bro, bros are out of here. Play us off, sir.
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