Bros & Shows - Teach Me To Cry-Angle LIVE (Part 2)(Candiace Dillard talks Life After Housewives, Martha's Vineyard and More!)
Episode Date: May 7, 2024What's up Bro's? Here is part 2 of our live show featuring Candiace Dillard, Chris Basset and Ryan Bailey. In this segment we talk with Candiace about what she's been up to, and what it's like now the... RHOP is in her rearview mirror. She talks about what she gained from being on the Housewives, where her singing career is at currently and where it's headed. (spoiler alert: she's crushing it). We talk some Summer House Marthas Vineyard, as its currently Candace's favorite show. We break down how we're all feeling about it in hopes to raise awareness and bring MORE VIEWERS! And then Candiace and Chris answer the audience questions so that youse can learn even more about them! All that and more!!! Join BravBros Members: https://thebros.memberful.com/join Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I don't need the spotlight.
I shine just fine.
Hi, I'm Karma.
And yes, I am a bitch.
Brov bros.
All right, well, I think we've rambled on long enough.
So I think it's time to get the real stars out here.
What are you said?
Yeah.
Should we get it up?
Welcome to the stage, Candace Dillard and Chris Bassett.
Get it up.
Make it out.
I didn't say stop clapping.
Keep clapping.
They're coming out right now.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Are you even aware?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Hello.
We're so far away.
I know.
Hey.
We need to be closer.
Close to you.
Whoa.
Oh, y'all don't know what you're in for.
Yeah.
I have, I need a mic adjustment.
We can wait.
Get your mic figured.
Yeah, it took us a while too.
I got this.
I'm still working on my bed.
We set these up. She's a professional.
Yeah, she knows what she's doing.
Drive back remix.
Me on the other hand.
There you go.
Okay.
No clue.
Okay.
Hey y'all.
Look at that roar.
Yeah, welcome to the stage.
Chris, welcome back.
Hey, it's great to be here.
I love you guys.
And thanks for coming to our city.
Yes.
Glad to be.
be here. Welcome to D.C. Thank you for joining us, Candace. We're super excited to have you.
Thank you. And I think we should all clap super loud. Congratulations to Candace and Chris.
They are expecting in October. Yes. Yes. Yeah. That's awesome. It's all happening. That's right.
Yes. Well, where are my mom home girls from the bathroom? There you go. Yes. Yes.
So I met them in the bathroom and like super mom was pumping.
And I was like, are you pumping in the bathroom?
And I was like, you're my hero.
He used to it.
That's what happens.
You have to do those things.
But it just, it's really nice to like be out and see like real ass bitches.
Pumping milk from their titty.
Yes, because that's going to be me.
And I'm just like, it's just really inspiring.
And so we were like all, they're like on a mom like,
sabbatical, mom date.
Hell yeah.
Give it up for them.
Yes.
Mommy's night out. That's awesome.
Nothing like going on a mom sabbatical to see
three straight guys
talk about some bravo.
Yeah. That's what everybody wants to see.
That's what we want to say.
Can't beat it. Me and Shooter
were milking each other backstage.
What else this guy's night mean to you?
It's like a cat, right?
What was the, meet the parents?
Yeah.
Neville's drank.
Oh, my God.
You don't think about naked knee fucker?
Yeah.
Chris, you want to go line for line on references like that?
Oh, God.
No, no, I don't.
I could do that with like mean girls, but.
We could do that too.
We could do that too.
We could do that too.
You can't sit with us.
Yeah, you could do that.
We're already sitting here, though.
But you, you missed the call.
Wait.
Clearly, clearly your husband does not get that one.
You are not a millennial.
Mind your business.
Oh, shit.
God damn.
Don't disrespect.
called old.
You, yes.
No, nay, you're aged like a fine wine, dude.
I know, that's right.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
It works out well for us to Candace is here and that Chris is here because
Shooter and I and Ryan are big summer house Martha's Vineyard fans.
Yes.
Candice is a huge fan, correct?
Humongous fan.
I love the show.
I'm like obsessed.
We are too.
And I feel like this is a good platform for us to recruit more viewers to the show.
Yes.
Are you all watching?
Because we're going to fight.
Okay.
Okay.
I guarantee you half of them are lying right now.
You're lying.
You're lying.
I saw the views.
There's no way.
Yes.
I saw the ratings on what's that,
what's that Twitter page that always posts the ratings?
TVDs.
Yeah.
One of them.
One of them.
Yeah.
But those are not like the true ratings, right?
Because then there's the live ratings and then like live plus three.
Then they add in peacock.
Right.
Right.
So it's higher than that number.
But it ain't high enough.
So y'all need to watch.
But they got a reunion.
They did get a reunion.
Huge for them.
They just filmed it.
So I have to call Preston and get the tea.
But yes.
Yeah.
Little plug for us.
We actually have Preston coming on Monday.
Yes.
Yeah.
So we're going to interview Preston.
And I have a mirror coming on Wednesday.
Yes.
Look at that.
Did you ask the mirror about the girlfriend?
I did.
I did.
Yes.
Let's talk about Natalie.
Did Natalie?
Did Natalie say okay?
for Amir to go on.
Or are they still worried about their careers
versus their relationship?
In the episode, she really does make a point
that she is better than Amir
in terms of real estate.
But he said, no, that was just editing.
He said, they're headed towards engagement.
Oh, no.
Listen, I could tell you about some editing.
Are they?
We know a thing or two.
You can tell you.
Yeah.
We know a thing or three.
He knows something about editing.
but with those two
I don't think that's editing at all
like she literally had to flat out say
he does like under a million
all of mine are over too
I was like what the fuck yeah
I think he's like a little bit of a cuck
I think he kind of likes it
that's like the only thing I can point to
I said that he
was definitely coddling her
and I feel like there's
oh god it's like a limp penis
she's never had to deal with that
Before, she never had to deal with that.
Hold on, wait, wait, what's happening here.
She doesn't know what that looks like.
Dix.
This is what I think.
Well, she did, like, twist it like that, so I do think she doesn't know.
Grab that, bitch.
She went, well, when you grab this that way.
On the microphone.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
But no, I, like, when they came into the house, the energy was so weird.
Yeah.
And I was, like, I was itchy and dry.
Like, from, it was so strange.
I feel like there's something like a miss
that's happening behind the scenes
with their relationship.
Like maybe she doesn't like him on the show
and so she's like begrudgingly coming on
to be like, okay, I'll be there fine
because maybe he begged her to come on.
She doesn't want to be there.
And it's very clear.
So that is missing, I think,
from the context of what we're seeing.
But it's very clear something is amiss.
Well, do you think like the show should bring that out?
Yes.
Call to people at Rob I went tell them.
I said this because yes
we like because what we're
getting is confusion and everybody
is like WTF what's wrong with this
girl and poor Amir
like he deserves better he's like
aside from him saying that the whole
house wanted to be with him because these are
lies from the pit of him. Nobody
was taking to shoot Amir but aside
from that Amir is like a sweet
guy and he deserves like a relationship
that's like where he feels
like an equal partner and it doesn't
seem like that to me
Do you think he's so happy to have a significant other
that he's just kind of like doing whatever?
Exactly.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Don't look at me.
I've never seen the show.
You're part of the problem.
You need to watch the fucking show.
No, no, I'm not.
What's wrong with you?
Nothing, because it's on in the house.
There's only so many cable boxes it can be on and it just runs on repeat.
It's not my fault.
Chris is pro jacks.
That's part of the problem.
We have Apple TV.
You are old.
We have Apple TV.
I just referred to it as cable.
Because he's
because he's, oh.
Is it not?
Raise your head if you have a gray beard on the stage.
That's genetic.
Should we get into genetics?
Oh, God.
No.
I mean, someone made some comments.
Someone did and she meant what she said.
I'm just saying, like, you know what?
You can't control what you can't control.
That's true.
Yes.
Life.
But you,
you said that I gave you in.
This is Giselle.
This is,
this is,
this is,
oh, she turned the,
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
No, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
You ruined it.
No, no, don't,
don't be sorry because my initial thought
was to come up here
and say a whole lot of shit.
But,
but in retrospect,
listen,
I know,
this is a safe space.
If there was ever a safe space, it's with these guys.
Aw.
That being said, look, we left.
We're done.
Good for them.
What's next?
Do y'all?
We're good over here.
As Cynthia Bailey would say, now what else is going on?
That's a good point because that's what we want to know.
What do we have to look forward to life after Bravo?
Where are we going now?
And I know you've been on tour with your album and singing all these.
amazing songs.
Well, I mean, obviously, like, the biggest focus is the bun.
Of course.
And growing, growing a healthy, happy, brilliant.
I thought you said glowing.
I was like, you are glowing, by the way.
Oh, thank you.
You're so welcome.
I don't see the glow.
Oh, it's there.
Is it really?
It's there.
I don't see it.
But everyone says that.
So thank you.
I'll take that.
It's not just my bronzer.
But, yes.
So just the.
The main reason that the break even happened was so that we could really focus on having a peaceful, happy transition into parenthood.
For me, the first time for you, the fourth time.
Fourth, yeah, fourth.
Yeah, but then outside of that, I am finalizing my second album.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
So, and I'm closing in on a new label home.
we have three
kind of labels in the mix
that are interested
so whatever
whoever's going to give me
the best deal
we're going to go with them
I'm definitely going
on tour next year
but I'm like itching to like perform
I'm itching to be on stage like now
literally on the way here
she was like I want to perform again
I don't know
are these microphones good enough for that
yeah no I don't my engineer's not here
but do you think you have a superpower though
while you're pregnant.
Maybe you can, like, project a little better.
Maybe you got a little octave in there.
I do, I do, actually.
When I'm singing, like, just practicing at home,
I do feel like, a baby gives me, like,
extra singing energy.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
But I just, I want to experience performing onstage pregnant.
I just want to be able to say,
I did that.
Yes, yes.
Can I ask what the tone of the second album,
like what you're feeling, like where your mind is?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Is this a disc track?
Fuck yes
Get ready, Drake
Let's go
getting into the Drake
and Kendrick this tracks
right now
But the girls
I'm talking about
can't compete
So
No, it's definitely
more raw
It's more vulnerable
It's chaotic
I'm saying
everything that
I have not said
without a filter
Like at all
It's just
I threw it out there
It's really vulnerable
and fun
and it's like
I've had the privilege of listening
to the majority of it
I will say
I'm a 90s R&B guy
so that's my wheelhouse
and there's a few that I'm like
yeah I guess
okay sure
but if I'm thinking
of what the people enjoy
it's yeah it's got a good mix
for everybody
it's really good
well look I mean if you want to start
singing a little bit.
There's more people here than there were at those
girls' potential show
that they were, you know, that we saw.
Way more people here than there were at that show.
We didn't get reasonably shady tonight, so that's good.
We build the house.
You're doing a bad job of masking who it was.
I didn't say who it was.
I just, you know.
He used a term.
He used a term.
The wrong term.
It didn't happen.
We'll cut that from the episode.
You won't even hear it.
Yeah, true.
You guys didn't hear show.
Strike it from the record.
Yeah, we'll add that one out.
But I guess my question also with you guys is not to drag any of the shows or anything
like that.
What did Bravo give you guys?
I mean, I'm sure there's obviously some stuff that we saw that was tough.
But on the positive side of things, like what did you gain from these experiences, from
being on TV?
And, you know, we've been big fans of you and your husband for a long time.
So I guess, like, the positive take from it.
And moving forward in your careers and your life and everything, what have you gained
from that experience?
There's so many positives.
It's like the show introduced me to all of you.
There's so much more love than there is hate and ugliness,
as much as sometimes it can feel like the hate is overwhelming.
The love is so much bigger.
I've never run into a hater in public
because they are never in the street.
They always in home and they're bathrobes.
They're on the blocks.
And they're dirty bad.
There's that part.
But no, it's, it's, it's,
It's been everything for not just my career, but our lives.
We got married on the show.
You've seen us grow as a couple on the show.
You've seen us go through an IVF journey on the show.
I really wish they would have showed more of that.
But again, there's this really thin line in the contract.
Well, at least the release statement that I signed.
We can manipulate the footage to air.
whatever we want to fit the story that we want.
That's true.
And there's that.
So it's crazy.
But again, you look at these things and it's, it's does the good outweigh the bad.
And while it's not my thing, it was, it was a lot of fun for a majority of seven years, six
season, seven years that we were on.
Yeah.
I would, I would do it again all over again.
Yeah.
because the overall experience has been great.
And then, you know, I can't, I can't knock.
I can't not be grateful to Bravo because they have been super supportive of my music.
They, you know, anytime I go to watch What Happens Live,
Andy plays my whole album when I'm going to watch What Happens Live.
Like, all the executives, what's on my face?
No, it's only two.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Wow.
Oh, no.
Eat your heart out, Jacks.
You'll never do this.
Girl, it's in there.
No.
You dug it deeper?
No.
This is only one thing.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Listen.
Scratch.
Can you see it?
Not anymore.
You got it.
See?
I fixed it.
You're welcome.
He's lying.
It's still there.
You're welcome.
No, no.
It's gone.
Just gone.
The bottom line is we overall,
there is nothing but gratitude for,
for what the show has done for us for my career for us as people for my personal growth like it
it made me teflon in a way that I thought I was teflon already but it really it makes you
realize how tough you have to be and how resilient you have to be yeah and it's contributed greatly
to a lot of my success as an actor as a singer as a person as a personality yeah that narrative
that, oh, you're on TV.
You have to be immune to what people say to you.
It's wild.
You signed up for this.
Yeah, no, I signed up for this.
You're pretty no ass up here.
Let's see how you fare it for 20 minutes.
But like you said, overall, I would do it again.
Yeah, I would do it again.
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Not right now.
No, not right now.
Not right now.
No, take a breather, have the baby, all that good stuff.
And, you know, watching everything that transpired, especially, you know, we won't talk about it too much.
We all know what I'm referencing.
But I would imagine that as a result of that, like, one of the coolest things I think watching you two is that obviously a lot of things were said and done that could drive a wedge.
And instead of driving a wedge, it actually, you guys got closer in Team Dumb said, fuck everybody.
We're not putting up with this shit.
And it made you stronger in the end.
Right.
Hey, who else got one of these?
Not a baby.
I'm talking about the handshake, damn.
I mean, you too, but, like, damn, you just blew the hole in, like,
who else got one of these?
Wait, did you guys rehearse this backstage, too?
No, this is, like, if you watch the reunions, we do this every reunion, and it's evolved.
Like, every year on our anniversary, there's another thing that gets added into it.
I was telling these guys backstage that two Bravo cons, not in the Vegas, but the one before in New York,
It was Sunday night, Bravo Condon ended.
We were at the rooftop of the Gansvort.
Countess Luann was there, Caroline Stanbury,
all of these Bravo Lebrities in this very small space.
And Candice and Chris were in the corner
and your feet were up and you guys were just cuddling.
And it would know, but it was just this really,
it was this really sweet moment of where I was like,
oh, this is like a real couple.
And I know that sounds wild, but you know,
like I've seen so many fake Bravo couples
that to see like a really nice sweet moment
where you guys were like
and then I was like,
I'm going to ruin this moment
and I'm going to ride up.
No, but it was just really nice
because it had been, you know,
Bravo can sometimes be so performative
and you guys,
it was like a really sweet moment.
Listen, so when,
when the show first approached her
and she came to me,
you know,
I grew up in this area.
I'm the only person from our show
who's actually from this immediate area.
And I told her,
I was like, listen,
I'll do it,
but I'm,
going to be me 100% like I can't do anything different and there's just got to be constant
communication so that we know that we're on the same page and it's it can be a tough space to be in
and as a as a merry couple just it's it's crazy and you start looking at blogs and things that
people put out there and don't go on Reddit do not go on Reddit yes they all read it's a dark place
I don't have a subscription to that so good it's with his cable yeah he bump
God damn it, cable.
But it's just been, I don't know how to explain it.
It's just, you just have to have a strong relationship.
I mean, it's communication at the end of the day, but it's a wild space.
It has to be you, like anyone that comes onto the show or anyone that is thinking about doing the show, I always say, if you're married and you're in a relationship, it has to become you and your spouse against the world.
Because there's going to be somebody that's trying to infiltrate your marriage.
trying to plant seeds of doubt,
trying to create narratives about you or your spouse
or both of you.
And you just have to know that this is your person.
We're good.
And we good.
And we got this.
And I think because we were friends first
and we had that foundation,
it made it easy.
Yeah, she rejected me the first time.
So I don't know.
Just once?
Yeah, just one.
Well, tell us to that.
Like in excruciating detail.
So, did she call you a Sesame Street character?
And if so, which one?
No, no.
I was never referred to as a specific person.
It sounds like you might be the cookie boxer.
No.
All right, let's go.
No, actually, I didn't, I, no, I think at that point, so it was funny when we first, like, actually met, she was like, oh, I can't wait to get married and have kids.
I was like, yeah, I'm going through a divorce.
I'm never getting married again and having kids.
I'm over that shit.
And then, um, and then we started working out of the same.
building and she was having her birthday party which has grown exponentially over the years
and it's like holy shit but she was showing me pictures of her house like how she was setting up
for the party and I was like this was my end she showed me a picture of the kitchen and I was
like so when are you going to let me come over and cook for you and she was like skis-skirt
sir no I don't date guys that are married or have kids and I was like damn what
to, oh, both, I'm done.
Like, this is never going to happen.
And so we literally became, like, legit friends for, like, the next three years.
And it wasn't until we were working together again at another spot.
And she had started her pageant consulting firm.
And I was like, let's go out to dinner and celebrate.
And so me doing a majority of my career in the Old Town Alexandria area, which is, like, right over the wall.
Yes, old town Alexandria.
And I also love the idea of, like, I have no idea where the fuck I am.
I think it's over there.
Yeah, Alexandria.
You know, miles away.
I'm in a basement.
That way.
You can see it, though.
You can see it from here.
You just go right out to the board wall,
whatever you're calling it, the walkway.
Oh, yeah.
You can see it.
Chris, I swear to God, I'm going to walk outside
and I'm going to look that direction.
I'm going to show you.
If the Alexandria is not in that direction, I'm going to text you.
I'm going to point you in the door.
It's.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
People are saying that way.
Oh, because we came down the steps.
Don't help him.
Don't help him.
This is like.
The stairs.
down this way and that's oh yeah we're over here you sure it's that way either way point point being
it was a restaurant that i would frequent often as i would get off of work for a late night drink
before i go home this one went ahead and like google did and was like oh my gosh it's so expensive
let's take a poll we're gonna take a poll because to this day you be tripping and you act like
no okay so
it's a regular spot
so you guys
anyone who's from there at
vermillion
vermillion is a nice
ass restaurant
it's a regular
spot
no
vermillion has white tablecloths
the price points are
they're a little up there
so when I looked it up
I'm thinking we're going to go
have a drink at a bar
because that's what we've done
in the past as friends
no
we're going to like you could have
walked me to Ebbett
we could have had a drink and Ebbett
by the restaurant
you took me to the cobblestone.
So it was a seduction.
Wait, right.
You were seducing her.
So I looked it up and I'm like, oh, this is a nice restaurant.
This is a date.
She showed up.
I was dressed up because I was like, this is a date, I think.
I was not.
And you had on khaki pants and a button down.
It was very casual because it was a nice restaurant.
And we sat at this little table in the window.
Wait, Candace, how much have you actually influenced?
his fashion.
Zero.
You know what?
I will give him.
I give you credit,
but I guarantee you
should tweet a couple.
Chris has two styles.
Chris is either GQ or homeless.
There's no in between.
At one point,
at one point,
they were one of the same.
No,
but he's always been really good
at like the GQ part.
Like he's suited and booted.
That's part of what I made me be like,
if we're talking easy at one point,
it's the same thing.
He also wore his sweatpants up to his calves.
I hate that.
Every day.
Every day.
When he played, you said, you did not send you.
Listen.
I had these, it was hot outside.
I had them up.
Let's see those calves.
These were up here.
Listen, I have nice calves.
He's got great cats.
We thought about wearing joggers and just pulled him up, like, halfway up the cap.
And if I would have walked out here and saw that, I'd be like, see, see, see.
I don't know, I should have worn that.
You would have got Snapchat.
So the first time that we met him, he was nice enough to drive to my house in Philly to do, like, an in-person
interview.
We'd been doing the podcast for, like, three months at that point.
And, like, we talked to Chris on Instagram, and he was so nice.
He's like, yeah, I'll come up there.
Like, what's a good day for you guys?
He drove three hours to come talk to us at my house.
It was like three hours.
And we sat, we did a three-hour interview.
And we just kicked it and had a great time.
Yeah, there was a lot of tequila I drank that night.
Well, that was the one request.
Did the Robberos seduce you, Chris?
We did.
Hope, wine, and sinker.
But the point is, he walked into my house wearing sweatpants pulled up to here.
I like the feel of sweatpants
But they can get a little hot
So I need some breathing
But to be fair
We did note that immediately
We did
Didn't quite make fun of them at first
And then the very next episode
We saw Chris on TV
His sweatpants once again
Halfway up, not joggers
Just you know right in the middle of the calf
Yeah that's what he does
That's the standard
He's consistent though
You gotta give credit to consistent right
He's got great ankles
Great ankles but
I think that we're going to go to
you guys now. Wait, what?
What happened?
Wait, I'm just getting them up there.
All ages are allowed in here, all right?
We found that out earlier. All ages are like to
show. Yeah, I checked the tickets earlier
and it literally says for all ages.
I was like, oh, fuck, don't bring your kids to this.
It's already...
Chris is showing calves. Like, he can't bring kids in here, but
we are going to go ahead and...
Yeah, you can't talk about penis with all ages.
No, you can't. I can't be
flipping your mic around like a dick and then
kids in here.
Jill Scott's not okay with children, but we're going to come out to the audience.
Now, we're going to take some questions from you guys.
So we, hold on.
I love the enthusiast.
Who's doing that?
You can actually, you know what?
You can ask the first one.
Once I tell you where to line up, you're going to line up over here, Scott?
My bad.
Oh, Scott's doing that.
Okay.
One of these microphones?
You get mine.
One.
We'll do it right here, right?
Is that better right here?
Limp, Michael.
Ryan, we can share mics.
Come over here.
Yeah, we'll share mics.
Between me and Shooter, we'll have enough.
Y'all think it's a girl.
All right.
Hold on.
Line up.
To expedite this process.
Oh, okay.
He got the blue.
Somebody.
If you have a question, if you'd like to ask a question,
10 questions.
I need you to line up behind our first questionnaire.
Questioner.
First, line up behind her.
Everybody line up?
I'll move back.
Line them up.
going. I'm moving back.
Oh.
Oh, they're going to come. Okay.
Oh, better to be right there.
Steele, I have a question as a
degenerate
sports better. Oh, bring it on.
When is your brother getting called up
and should
I bet on him to hit a home run?
So, hold on.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly. Hey, listen, if they can do it on the hill,
I can do it here.
So if you don't know what he just asked,
my little brother is playing for the Kansas City Royals
right now in the minor leagues.
That's awesome.
Yeah, we're really proud of him.
But he was asking when he's going to get called up.
He just hit three home runs last week in extended spring.
He's like this close.
That's why I'm asking.
Yeah, he'll be up soon.
I'll give you the inside track on betting.
I follow the things.
I appreciate that.
Thanks for checking in.
See, he's genuine people.
These two are genuine fucking people.
That's why we love him.
But let's get to our question.
I need you to say your name and your favorite animal and then your question.
No.
So my name's Melissa, my favorite animal for my entire life has been a pig.
I love that.
That's the best answer we've gotten so far.
There's a lot of people who like pigs.
We'll go right in the middle.
Candace, with your Twitter being such a big presence,
and Andy's brought up on multiple reunions,
do you get a little flutter in your stomach when like Ariana or Katie repost
and they just support you?
I don't think I've ever actually seen
Ariana or Katie reposts me
actually I have seen Ariana's reposts
yes and it's I love
I like freaking love Ariana so much
I think
because I wasn't really following
if you know I wasn't really following Vanderpump
and then I did I think I did like E.T. or something
and Bryce was like are you following what
what's happening at Vanderpump? And I was like what?
And I'm like, what do you mean?
He cheated out after 10 years
Call the police.
This is crazy.
I guess I meant, do you see, like, when people support it being knocked down so much on
public, when people support it, do you, are you like, you know, I'm right?
Yes, no, yes, it's definitely validating because I hate that there's, that there would
even be doubt around a cheating fool.
Like, you can't be a cheater and then parade your, you're, you're, I don't want to
call her names, but parades your
person around in the streets
and expect us not to write.
We're riding in the streets. So yes, when
I see that there's affirmation,
it's like, yes, thank you, I'm right.
As I usually
am. Thank you so much. I'm glad
you added that because
usually. She never wrong.
Sometimes I'm wrong. I need your name
and your favorite cereal.
My favorite cereal?
Yes.
My name is Kelly.
Hi, Kelly.
I went through a special K because of the Kelly K.
Because of ketamine?
Oh, that's fair.
Redberries specifically.
Anyway, so I am wondering what your Gateway Housewives series was.
As you mentioned, you have to give the right housewives.
But I'm also wondering where we can go to support Chris
because I know he was W rooftop, barbecue.
Where are you now?
Good question.
All right.
A two-parter.
To answer your first question.
Yeah, answer your first question.
It's almost like he teed me up for this.
First question was, what was your Gateway Housewives show?
It's like you see, it's almost like, because mine was Potomac.
Oh.
Hey man.
I fucking loved Potomac.
I'm hoping it gets back on Tracks.
From season one or did you start in the middle?
I started at, let's see, my wife was, so this all starts because my wife was rewatching during
COVID.
I think, yeah, let's give it up for Dev.
I'm going to film that later, so don't forget that energy.
But Potomac from season three is where I got in
because she was on season three when I jumped in.
That's the best season to start on.
How about that?
I'm just scoring all the points with Candace.
You're the best.
And Chris, you got the second part of this question.
So currently I am the general manager
at the Blackwall Barn and Lodge.
It's in Gamble's Maryland.
It's Titan Hospitality.
I've been there for quite some time.
You know, I'll be honest.
A lot of people, they don't understand
the hospitality industry.
it's very fluid.
Which way are we going?
Which where are we going?
I don't know.
Come on, Chris.
Gammon.
You were poor.
If Alexandria is that way?
I'm that way.
There's always that checker.
Yes.
It's fucking that way.
Why are you always not wrong?
This direction.
Yes.
No.
You're always, somehow it's always the opposite.
Everything can't be the same direction, Chris.
No.
Alexandria is that way.
That's the water.
No.
It's that way.
We figured to the young lady over here, where is Alexandria?
Right.
And gambol's is that way.
That's what I said.
It's over there.
I love that this is a sticking point right now.
Yes.
Chris, I hope you realize that everything you say is going to be wrong.
Even if you're here, the answer is going to be like slightly.
Have you met my wife?
Well, can I have a question.
I'm used to it.
I have a question.
You, you work?
You got to go out.
Damn.
You have a job?
Not according to...
Don't tell the people.
I don't know you had a job.
Me neither.
Yes, I actually do work.
Let the people tell it.
We both live off of my mother.
Those checks are nice.
What's today?
Oh, it's not baited.
No, Chris has always worked.
He has always had a job.
One of the points of contention in our marriage is how much he works.
We saw that on screen.
He is, he's been working since he was like,
15, and he doesn't know how
to not work. So it's just
funny when, you know, you
get the trolls
in their bath robes with the bedbugs
and the sheets. Well, the
sports betting's not going so well.
It's
this week.
It's a week to week thing. We all know
it. We all know it. It pays.
Derby tomorrow, maybe. Yeah.
Definitely. I don't know if we answered
your question, but there you go.
Thank you so much. But also,
Scooter?
What was your gateway?
Yeah, what's...
My first houseboy for show was Jersey.
Okay.
Good choice.
Jersey's good.
They're wild over there, I hear.
Ryan, what was yours?
O.C.
Boo.
No, no.
He's been from day one.
He's a day one.
Original O.C. I know.
I'm not booing you.
Kern O.C. sucks ass.
Who's up next?
Hi.
Name and favorite color.
I'm so nervous.
No, you're good.
My name is Tamika, and you said my favorite color?
Yep.
Red.
Good call.
I love that people cheer for red.
Hell yeah.
That's mine too.
Wait a minute.
So Candice, my daughter is like your biggest fan.
She's sitting over there, Amber.
Amber, where are you?
Hi, Amber.
So Amber.
Hey, girl.
You're so cute.
Amber convinced me to take off from work today.
We drove from Charlotte, North Carolina.
Oh, wow!
Amber!
Amber, come here!
Amber, Amber, come here.
Amber, come here.
Amber, come on out.
Amber, get up here!
Better do it, girl!
Oh my God!
And I'm her mother
And I'm her mother
She said, can the mom come up on the stage and get a hug too?
Okay, so my question for you is, I'm a crier.
Can you teach me how to do the triangle?
Oh, my God, yes.
Yes, get the video.
Everybody.
Yeah, speak it.
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So, it's very simple.
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Fold it over again, so it's a square.
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Thank you.
All right.
It looks like we got one, two, three, four more.
All right, come on up.
I need your name and your favorite sports team.
Oh, I'm Jen.
I am Philadelphia born and bread.
Let's fucking go!
Game numbers!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
favorite sports team?
She's, oh yeah, no, no.
It's really hard to pick right at the moment
between the Eagles and the Phillies.
That's fair.
Fair. They had a good draft.
I'm going to pick the Phillies.
I like that. That's a strong answer.
There was no wrong answer there.
I just wanted to be in a cut.
Speaking of Phillies team,
my question is
I know
girls trip is not your favorite
but if you were to cast
a girl's trip
of Philly athletes
just Brandon Marsh and Alecbaum
just the two of them
honestly just follow them around
because they live together
just leave them alone
let's just see what they do
okay love it
that's it
Marsh, boom
Kelsey
and or
oh Kelly Ubre
and...
What, just to see if he gets in a car accident?
If he gets hit by a fucking car?
Nobody's gonna get that joke.
That's the best part.
Kelly Ubray got hit by a car
while he was riding a bike
after a game. Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Yeah, it doesn't, I don't...
Then he got some other shit go on.
Yeah.
It definitely wasn't like somebody else beating on.
So I didn't have to have these conversations.
Sorry. This is what...
Thank you so much.
Who we got next?
I need your name.
and your favorite shoe company.
Okay, Allison and Doc Martins.
Nice.
Okay.
Hi, hipster, hipster.
Okay, I have a question for all of you.
What is your unfiltered, honest opinion of Chris and Doty?
He's out.
I have two microphones.
I've got two microphones here.
would never date
but very good for TV
is it though
is she?
Yeah yeah
I'm gonna go second
and say I don't even know who that is
Atta boy
That's okay Chris
She is built for reality TV
She's fucking incredible
lover or a hater
She moves the fucking needle
The Valley is proof of that
So that's my unfiltered take
Wait who did she date first on Vanderpontz
Sandel
that tracks
and then who cheated
somebody cheated on
and then DJ James Kennedy
after that
she played Jacks too
she plus Jacks
so she dated the entire cast
she cheated yes with Jack
yes she so she slept with all of the guys
except for Schwartz
we fucked the crew right
yes
wait did she make out Peter
who hasn't made out
everyone's made out with
show hands who has not made out
Peter Madrigal
who here has made out with Peter
the hair
There's a few of you.
I figured there'd be a few.
All right, we got two left.
Thank you so much.
Last two questions here.
Your name and your favorite Bravo show.
Oh, Derek and Potomac, my favorite.
Nice.
Yeah, Candice, you're my favorite housewife, so.
Bravo here, too.
My girlfriend, Jenna in the back.
We got a Brabrow.
We got Jenna in the back.
Yay.
And this is not a Bravo question.
I'm just bravro.
I need a sports event.
advice. I need a lock tonight.
Chris is the bad guy. I'm looking at you, Chris.
Don't look at Chris. He's not good at it.
Listen, Shane. So here's what we're going to do.
Whatever I say is you should play the opposite because if you watch driving the line on
Wednesdays and Thursdays, I've been on a cold street.
Chris, better idea. Wait, no, that means you're due.
Yeah, I do follow you, Chris. Hold on. We'll do a full bra, bro bet.
Okay. What do you think, Chris? What do you got tonight?
It's got to be like a late night.
MLB game?
No, no.
Oh, because, yeah, the Celtics
games probably already started.
I was going to say Celtics money line for sure.
They're not going to heat out tonight.
It's game over, even without Porzingis.
But give me a, what's not?
See, I told you.
I don't even know what day it is.
Celtics.
Celtics finished that series like two days ago.
Give me a baseball line right now.
We've got Clippers Mavericks at 930.
No, I don't like that.
We got Dallas.
eight and a half.
It's in Dallas?
In Dallas?
No, no.
Give me a baseball. I need a baseball.
How many of you would be lost, by the way?
Who here is like, what the fuck are we talking about?
Right.
Everyone.
Let's go with 80% of the crop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got Padres Diamondbacks.
Just give me a quick pick.
Ooh, who's at home?
Dimebacks.
Diamondbacks are at home.
Could be a bee colony.
Could be more bees.
There could be more bees.
That could be good for the home team.
You know what I like?
Yes, run first.
inning in Diamond Bags pod.
There you go.
You got your lock.
That's yours.
Arizona scores in the first inning like 90% of the time.
That's a broad, bro bet.
So if you lose, I will fucking hunt you down.
Oh, me.
You got to hunt me down.
This is your fault.
This entire thing started because of you.
I bet.
Braves plus 100 against Dodgers.
There you go.
Fuck the Braves.
Like, fuck the Braves.
Fuck the Braves.
I hate the Braves.
The Natschals had on.
You're Philly fans.
You're a big.
I'm good, though.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey, hey, it's still hurts.
You can't be a silly.
Let's some of the Wizards were even in the playoffs.
Anyway, go on.
Next one.
Last question.
Make it a good one.
He just brought the room down.
Love it.
I need your name and your favorite bug.
Favorite buck?
What does that mean?
Hey, what does that mean?
Like bugs.
Insect.
Like Schwartz.
Oh, bug.
Oh, I think he's a buck.
I thought he's a buck.
Bug.
Bug.
Yon.
Yon is.
I'm going to say the palmetto.
bug, a rebrand on the cockroach, if you will.
Great answers.
I'm going to break the rules because I'm number eight.
I've got two questions.
I'm a frequent Instagram asker.
When is Dev's appearance on the podcast?
Oh, man.
That's a great question.
So first and foremost, I love the fact that you guys have so much Dev support.
It makes me so happy when people ask me, where's Deb?
Dev could not be here.
My mom's here.
My mom's here.
And my aunts and my cousins.
Give it up for Gail.
She's the best.
There she is right there.
Yeah.
That's my mama.
Deb couldn't make the night she's got shit to do for work actually tomorrow morning on Saturday, which stinks.
But she will be in Boston at our show.
So there's incentive for you guys to buy tickets there.
But as far as the appearance goes, man, it's really hard.
We both bug her because he's been friends with her since high school too.
We've all known each other for like 16 years.
Wow.
Every time I...
16.
Right?
It's 20, bro.
Fuck.
That's like the same thing.
Wow.
20.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm trying to answer the question.
She is very much like,
she, every time I ask, she's like, this is your thing.
I'm like, everyone wants to hear from you.
They don't care about us.
And she's like, no, no, no, no one even knows who I am.
So I do this at every show.
Start tagging or hashtagging in your comments.
We want dev.
Okay, right.
The funniest would be Devin starting her own podcast,
and it's like the anti-bropros.
That would be great.
And it's the best podcast of all time.
That would be great.
By the way,
she's like way cooler than me
and she has way better takes anyway.
So yeah, start.
Hashtag we want dev.
And it's not Deb,
but that makes me laugh too.
People like, Deb, D-E-B.
Show a little Deb.
D-E-B.
All right.
Second question.
Shooter.
Where's the after-party?
Wait, wait, whoa.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
I can't go to the after party?
Guess what?
I don't know.
You're not.
We were floating around
We were floating around the idea
of going to the casino later.
Yep.
MGM.
This doesn't have anything to do with you.
Shout out the best option.
That was a whisper.
We got a whisper.
She's disgusted by the national heart.
We've got comment cards back there.
Just put your comment in there.
We'll figure it out there.
Drop it in the box.
We don't have comic cards.
We have no comment cards. That's a lie.
That's a lie.
But mission.
We'll keep you posted.
We're leaning towards casino because we're degenerates at the end of the day.
And we've got to go play some blackjack and shit.
I got to win back all the money that Chris has lost me.
Yeah.
Listen, they've got really great pizza late night at the MGM.
They do have really good pizza.
Woo.
But thank you so much.
But really quickly, just a quick order of business.
Steel almost died.
You fucking blew it.
I was going to do that at the end.
Damn it.
No, but we are actually announcing just real quick.
We are going to announce it's called memberful.
So you're going to have the opportunity.
First and foremost, our episodes are not going behind a paywall.
All right, we are not going to charge you for our shit.
I don't believe in that.
I think it's bullshit.
But the memberful, what that will allow is a little bit extra access.
So stuff that you will not have access to, such as a Q&A once a month with us on Zoom.
We'll get on there.
We're also kicking around the idea of like a rom-com review with the bros,
which I think would be really funny.
And if we hit 250 members, we're going to start that.
And then we are also offering early access to our shows, merchandise, all those things.
And we are also open to suggestions.
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So we can just, our favorite thing about this whole entire podcast,
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I think it's so fucking cool
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that you allow us to do this,
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You left out the
not safe for work member Zoom,
which is the one.
Not safe for work membership?
Yeah, the member Zoom
once a month.
That's why we're doing this.
I said the member Zoom.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Sean Scott
The not safe for work part
It's gonna be dirty work
If we got to 1,000 followers
We're doing a calendar
I think a light bulb
Just not
That's the NSFW
I never knew it that fucking
Not safe for work
You're old
You're so old
Listen
I don't do that
We didn't have acronyms in my day
We wrote it on a piece of
paper and folding up real cute and said
here. Don't do back in my day. That's not
helping you. Back in my day. Also, NSW is a
Reddit term, so you just kind of like
bounce back in between. I don't know.
Not safe for work. That's what I just said. But that's a Reddit term
which you said you don't even know what Reddit is.
I don't. So now we're contradicting.
No, what I said was it just clicked.
When he said the not safe for work, I was like,
wait a minute.
There you go.
What does R-H-O-P stand for?
Bitches!
And on that note, I want to give it up for Candace Dillard
and Chris Bassett. Let's make some noise.
I want you to give it up for Ryan Bailey from So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey.
For my dumbass best friend, Shooter McGooner, get it up.
Thank you all for coming out.
Let's go to the casino and lose some money.
money, huh? Yeah! Oh, bro, bros are out of here. Play us off, sir.
Said it was the wrong thing.
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