Bros & Shows - Venus Gets Burnt by Marcus and Kim (VPR Full Recap)(LAST WEEK)

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

What's up Bros? This recap is for last week. VPR is off to a solid start. We're telling you right now, this show is worth watching. Don't do what you did with Southern Hospitality and wait until seaso...n 3 to get into it. In this episode, Marcus and Kim have reconciled leaving Venus frustrated. Marcus then tells everyone at the bar what Venus has said about them. They are hitting all of the notes of a toxic relationship perfectly. Natalie and Shane Davis hit it off but after an awkward convo at the pool party their future is uncertain. Jason puts the moves on Angelica and... what moves they are. All in all, we are very much enjoying this show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Nothing says Vanderpump rules like the Sir Photo Shoot. That got me jacked up. I don't know. Oh, yeah. It's a little less sexy than it used to be. You know, bring back sexy. Well, I mean, that's because I used to do it like, you know, hanging dong. Like, we got full dong back in the day.
Starting point is 00:00:19 You know, times have changed. Times have changed. We get no dong. Zero dongs. Brows and shows. Rows and shows. I got to have me now, Bros and Shows. Good evening, everybody.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Welcome back to another episode of Bros. And shows, I'm your co-host, Steele Russell, joined as always by the one and only, Vander Goots. What's up, dude? Not a whole lot. Just, you know, getting acclimated with the new cast. And boy, oh, boy, do they just continue to go deeper and deeper very quickly? We are not having a whole lot of time to get to know everybody.
Starting point is 00:00:58 But you could say. This is the best way to get to know everybody is just pure chaos. Agreed, because we talked about how in episode one you could tell a little timid on camera, clearly had thought up some lines to say, that's all out the window. They're all scrambling now because it's starting to get into the thick of it. They're starting to realize like, oh, the drama, you've got to perpetuate things, but you got to defend yourself. They're starting to learn the game a little bit, or not learn it,
Starting point is 00:01:26 but they're starting to realize that it is a game, I think. I don't even know if they're realizing it's a game. And this is what's going to make the show great or, you know, make it a little annoying. I think this might just be how they are. Like every single person is just acting. They're not, I agree with you. I think that first episode, there were some thought off lines, but they seem to mostly be idiots. So they've run out of lines very quickly.
Starting point is 00:01:50 And they're like, oh, God, what do I do now? I guess I'll just be myself. And oh, God, yeah, please just be yourself. Yeah. Where are you at? as far as entertainment value of this reboot? I'm a 10 out of 10 right now. I'm purely entertained.
Starting point is 00:02:07 It's so funny to watch these people. Okay, good. That's where I'm at too. I'm curious what the overall reception of this has been. I really like it. I think they're on to something. I think that this is a good cast. They're fucking nuts,
Starting point is 00:02:19 which is what you need at cert. It's what you need for a VPR. They're not trying to replicate the previous cat. I'm not getting that. And that was my biggest concern. Are we going to see them trying to be these people? I don't think they have the capacity. I think that they're so selfish and self-indulged.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Dude, keep them dumb and broke and we'll be fine just as long as possible. And then once somebody lands some sort of deal, get rid of them. Fire. Yeah. Unless it's Shane motherfucking Davis and he lands a great modeling gig, you keep him around forever. Look, I know that this dude's a fuck boy. I know he's manipulative.
Starting point is 00:02:55 He manipulated me. I'm team Shane Davis. I don't think so anymore. I don't anymore. I think he's genuine. I think he might be the most genuine on the show. Yeah, he's in the same level as Russell at this point. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:03:07 High praise. Highest of phrase is Russell from Miami. Let's jump in. We start out with, like I said, we got the 14th annual, sir, photo shoot. Anybody that watch VPR, you know how big of a day this was, especially back then. This was like the Super Bowl, getting your picture up on the wallet. Sir, we got some iconic photos from this. but it's the day after Audrey's birthday party everybody's hung over Kim arrives late and she is
Starting point is 00:03:34 all over Marcus Marcus all over her this toxic relationship continues to be extra toxic which is what we love but not as much as I love self-awareness of a toxic relationship the line of isn't that the beauty of being in a toxic relationship I'm like fuck yes yes that he went the extra mile with that line because my initial thought was, are you playing this up? Are you trying to be something for the cameras? No, I genuinely don't think so. I do think some people just thrive in the toxicity.
Starting point is 00:04:09 And we've got a great toxic couple because there's not even a talk about what's going on. We do obviously have a scene of them in the kitchen the day after and everything's fine. But in this moment, everybody's expecting to be on pins and needles. Everybody's expecting, uh, shit, we're going to have to put Marcus over there. we better tell Lisa that Marcus and Kim aren't together anymore so that they can be on separate sides of the room maybe don't have a photo shoot with those two together
Starting point is 00:04:32 try to replicate Tom and Ariata from years ago nope, we're just going to go ahead and kiss. Okay, you guys seem like you're in love we'll leave you alone. I thought you were falling out in love with her. This doesn't look like that. What happened? We point a lot and we didn't talk at all. You know
Starting point is 00:04:51 the deal. Which is what toxic couples do. So well done in my eyes it's resolved great awesome that's going to lead to some more bullshit we love that angelica falls into frame quite literally and we get to meet her she's the new hostess at sir so she's joining the cast and it's interesting and it's funny because when she falls and gets back up every dude standing ovation hey every guy there is going to try to shoot their shot with the new girl That's what I got from the round of applause. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Going to a confessional with Jason, who I'm going to call Megabrow, his fucking, his eyebrows are just getting bigger or bigger. He acknowledged that, though. And that means it's okay. We can talk about this. I'm not making fun of him. I'm just pointing out a full fact. His eyebrows are getting bigger every episode. I don't know what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:05:46 If he's just using hymns and like putting it in there, just coating his eyebrows every night to get them to grow faster. As he washes his hair, it falls into it. to his eyebrows? Could be that. Shampoos. Yeah. I bet you he's shampooing and conditioning because it would actually be a wrong move for him to not.
Starting point is 00:06:02 There's just too much hair there. You got to keep that baby conditions. Yeah. You don't want that. Too much. You don't know what's going to his confessional saying, oh, I just, I almost like got up and caught her. No, you didn't.
Starting point is 00:06:14 She fell fast and she fell about 20 feet away from you. No, he didn't. But thanks for the note. I appreciate that. there's a there's a certain type of dude and i like jason he's nice he seems like a nice guy seems like a decent fella but there is a certain type of dude that their personality he does not match how they look yeah and it could be ugly duckling syndrome where you know when he was younger he wasn't attracted he grew into himself a little bit his face was just full eyebrows maybe maybe he
Starting point is 00:06:45 was all eyebrow back in the day who knows but there's a type of dude that they get high hot, then they act how they think hot people should act. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Like that's the vibe I get, what he, the way he talks, his mannerisms, that's the vibe I get from Jason. He might start like following Shane Davis around with binoculars, just taking notes. And then he'll look across to the other building.
Starting point is 00:07:12 And Marcus is also up there watching him with binoculars because he's in love with Jane Davis. There's just both peeping Tom's on Shane Davis. Tom's. There you go. Tom, Tom. There we go. Two peeping Tom's. It all comes back. Anyway, we see Chris and Audrey flirting.
Starting point is 00:07:29 We know that they're getting cozy together, which I like. I like those two together. What was the name of that sidekick? That was a sidekick, right? Not the Blackberry. That flipped up. Yeah. Side.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Right? Yeah, the envy. But the OG, the first one that was the sidekick. That was the one that was the one. The sidekick is the one. Yeah, it was Team Mobile too, which is really funny. But yeah, it was a sidekick. Shot a T-Mobile.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Yeah, I mean, Team Mobile's very funny. But yeah, there was a sidekick, but it makes total sense that a 22-year-old's going to refer to every smartphone back in the day as a BlackBerry. I know I had to say 22 years old. How dare she? I felt old. I felt old when she said that. But Venus and Marcus, they sit down to chat. Obviously, Venus has been put through the ringer.
Starting point is 00:08:19 we've only watched two episodes and I don't know how he how he handles this like it is obnoxious he is the shoulder to lean on for Marcus he is the ear for Kim he has to hear both of their bullshit and tries his best to be a friend to both of them
Starting point is 00:08:35 he's caught up in the middle it sucks for him so he's talking to Marcus he's like what the fuck he's like oh he made up not a lot of talking hey you get it fetus yeah we got it his gripe is 100% valid he's like this is offensive genuinely i'm over here comforting kim you're saying things like i fall out of love with her she's not the the woman that i met all this
Starting point is 00:09:01 crazy shit and then you guys just get back together and now i'm on the outside looking in and it puts me in a fucking terrible spot uh no i'm going to side with marcus on this one Nobody asked to get involved. No, what do you mean? Stop it. It's a Kim problem. That's not a Marcus problem. That is a Kim problem.
Starting point is 00:09:21 They both go to him. No, they both go to this man and ask for help. But he didn't that night. It's a night by night basis with toxic couples. You got to understand that. The best thing that Venus can do. And look, this is, this whole episode is a learning process for Venus. He does need to just fully remove himself from their relationship.
Starting point is 00:09:40 You can still be a friend, but neither of them can come. to you when they fight and you just have to establish that it's not going to work but you at least have the conversation and you have something to fall back on that's fine but for this i mean marcus isn't wrong you don't want to get involved don't get involved leave us low got him involved just mark isn't ask is not involved with him kim i forgot him and beat his issue i forgot what it was like to watch shows like this with you i totally forgot what it's like to do this Oh, fuck. Well, anyway,
Starting point is 00:10:16 Natalie joins the conversation and she's trying to figure out where they stand. So, like, you know, you walked away from that conversation. The bottom line is we're close. Like, we're good friends. I'm good friends with Venus. I'm good friends with that.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Ba, blah, blah, but we need to settle it. Not my problem, Marcus. Not my issue. Your issue. You talk to Kim if you want to. And Kim comes over and she's like, yeah, mind you, on Natalie's shoulder last night crying sobbing Natalie's comforting her you know just
Starting point is 00:10:46 just didn't really like that text the text run me the wrong way what fuck you you can't play both sides and then you're going to go professional and say that's your time and place you know she was there that's convenience i that look for the show great great so good i fucking hate people like this i despise the kims of the world and the marcuses of the world they get under my skin so bad. Here's the other part of that is we saw how much Natalie loved that and she didn't love
Starting point is 00:11:19 it because it was oh Kim's like back in the fold we can be best friends again everything's going to be okay it was I love that she's here crying on me because this is what I want I want to pet her I want to tell her everything's going to be okay it makes me feel good that I'm concealing someone else
Starting point is 00:11:35 oh yes it was you want to do this go to the conversation that Natalie and Shane have later. You know exactly what I'm talking about. She is bizarre. Natalie is not that well-grounded. She's strange. She's very strange. Agreed. But I took that
Starting point is 00:11:50 conversation and the way that she went to her confessional as she's the friends that loves to be needed, which means she's going to insert herself and she's going to put herself in the position to get that. She's not pissed off that now all of a sudden she's done a 180. She's pissed off because it's like, fuck, I thought you
Starting point is 00:12:06 were going to come to me and cry on me all the time. I thought this was what we were going to do. I'm going to console you. Now that's going away. Again, toxic relationships aren't going to make sense to anybody on the outside, but you're getting involved because you want to be involved. I was just joking about the Venus thing. But for Natalie, you're getting involved because you want to be involved. And by the way, Natalie, it was weird that you're sending in text messages.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Agreed. Saying that you got heels and you should be proud. Like, tell me you're proud of me, daddy. Please do. Tell me you're proud of me. That's bizarre to say to someone else's boyfriend, toxic or not. And it's also very weird that you have. expect Kim to come to you and cry on you while you're texting her boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:12:45 You're in a weird spot, but you're of it of your own making. So I don't really feel bad for Natalie in this moment. This is what happens when you get involved with toxic couples. I agree. I think I'm somewhere in the middle then. I agree with you. She probably loves to be that person. But I do think that the other part of it was, oh, great.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Like, this is squash. We can just move on. I don't have to deal with this shit. So, okay, I'll buy that somewhere in the middle. Now, Now, I don't know what Demi's deal is. She's tough to read because from what I gathered, she loved her job.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I don't know because she's like, well, I hear my name over there. She just said you were her good friend, Demi. That's what I, did she say anything else? Because that's all I heard. She's like, why is my name over there? It's like, because she said that she likes you. She's like, God, damn it.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Up in arms at a moment's notice. But the funny thing is, it only happens at sir. If you watch her out partying, someone could say whatever they want, she's completely chill. But when we're at Sir, because she's the manager, she gets up in arms. I can't fucking be around you today. I can't do this. And then she goes and complains to Lisa.
Starting point is 00:13:50 And she's talking to Lisa about how she can't be around her today. How am I supposed to do my job would I have to deal with that? You're dealing with that because it's your friend and coworker or subordinate, depending on what you want to say. That's what's going on. It's just so funny to watch Demi because I want to despise her for actually taking her job seriously but it's a show and a job so i do think that she's trying to balance both and she probably is struggling with that and i understand if natalie's pissing you off that makes total sense to me
Starting point is 00:14:20 i've watched her for two episodes i get if you were friends with her she would probably bother the hell out of you that makes sense but she goes from zero to a hundred so quick and it's so funny and it seems like everybody on the cast is just like up yep there she goes she's going after her again I thought I missed something because she legit just said you're her good friend and then you're like chewing her a new asshole over there. That's a weird thing to say. But yeah, what's the term? Taring her a new asshole. Chewing her a new asshole.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Chewing her out. She's also kind of a weird phrase. Yeah, we need to move on. We should just move on. If Bravo drama, pop culture, chaos, and honest takes are your love language, you'll want all about Terry H podcast in your feed. Hosted by Roxanne and Chantelle, this show breaks down Real Housewives reality TV and the moments everyone's group chat is arguing about.
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Starting point is 00:17:34 Shane is a fucking enigma to me because he embodies everything I don't like about dudes, but he does it in such a charming, genuine way that I have no problems with him at all. Zero. He's sober. Of course, he's taking you on a rock climbing date. That's what he finds funny. He's got other hobbies. No, he's done.
Starting point is 00:17:58 No, no, no. He wanted to show off. He's done that three times, he said. Oh, whatever, but that's okay. He wants to do something outlandish. He wants to do something that's out of the box. He doesn't want to just take you to a bar. Could you imagine if he took her to Sir?
Starting point is 00:18:12 Like, how typical would that be for a show like this? I like that he's doing this. He's getting a little out there. Natalie doesn't like it. I can't wear cute shoes. I can't do this. I can't do that way. You know what?
Starting point is 00:18:22 God, I just, I want to just get out of my clothes as fast as possible when it comes to this. Daveis god what a guy say he is an enigma and I think maybe we're falling for the charm definitely like the amount of charm and aura coming off of this guy that we're falling for it through a TV screen got me I'm so yeah I don't I'm fine but I don't get it like I don't understand because normally I hate people like this but it maybe it's because he's times it's better if you don't get it you know just enjoy the ride yeah you're right it's just maybe it's because he's he's honest
Starting point is 00:18:59 you know like he's not very honest not being manipulative or anything he's just like this is who I am I'm Shane fucking Davis he was even honest the first night he took some random girl to the bar and then sent her packing to go hang out with everybody else and he looks Natalie square in the face and goes
Starting point is 00:19:15 yeah yeah I definitely did that but like I did it to make you jealous okay and it worked and then he moves on and he's going on a date with her and he's trying to make his intentions very clear I'm dating you we're on a date right now i'm not talking to other girls not doing anything else just hanging out with you seeing where this goes okay great you got me it's just like watching him work is is funny
Starting point is 00:19:37 he's like they get done climbing he goes man that was that was pretty vulnerable huh what how he's never done this before and you're worried that you're going to like i don't know embarrass yourself in front of me on a first date don't worry about that i'm just concerned about the vulnerability. I just want to watch you go through a new experience. That's what makes sense to me. I don't know. I don't know, but it works.
Starting point is 00:20:03 It works really well. And they start talking about backs because she had scoliosis and she had a back brace that she had to wear for a while. Sid had one of those for like two years. So that's my little sister. She does not have one now. But she did have to wear a back brace in high school. And she was so tough about it, too.
Starting point is 00:20:21 She was so cool. She wasn't embarrassed at all. she rocked that thing every day. So Sid, you're awesome. I love you. Anyway, they're talking facts. She's got scoliosis. She is 100% genuine when she says, 21 people can have a piece of me. And I think that's pretty beautiful in regards to the screws in her back. She's not joking about that one. Nope. But Shane Davis, one up, three ups her. I don't know if we make jokes about it, but three ups or because he got. shot three times. And he tells the craziest
Starting point is 00:20:58 fucking story that I do believe because he's got gunshot holes on his body. So he was with his best friend. Shit pops off. This dude goes to stab his best friend. Shane fucking Davis saves the day and tackles this asshole. But as he's trying
Starting point is 00:21:14 to like wrestle the guy, his friend has a gun and his friend tries to shoot the guy. Ends up shooting Shane three times. He's paralyzed. He gets back up walking in three months. He had a modeling deal that same day that he got shot, walks back into the modeling agency three months later.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Hey, can I still get a job? They're like, fuck, yeah, you can. Shane Davis. We're sending you to Moulon. Hell yeah, brother. Very vulnerable story. Absolutely a vulnerable story. I love it.
Starting point is 00:21:45 I, I 100% believe the entire story because it does make total sense. It wasn't some crazy, like, yeah, you could see maybe a wrinkle in the, there or two that makes him a hero fine i'm okay with that if you got shot three times and you were in a fight with your friends and you got shot three times you can say whatever the hell you want you can make yourself the hero as much as you want now i'm okay with that but i believe it i believe every word out of his mouth because it's a very real situation that makes sense agreed and the this is probably why i love the guy because then he's like in his confession he's like yeah i use that as a lure i mean that's just it's primal she's primally attracted to me now
Starting point is 00:22:24 because she's like, wow, gunshots. And you see it. You see it. She melts. He's holding her hand. She's like getting emotionally, like kisses. He's like, it's like, it's okay. Shane Davis is still here.
Starting point is 00:22:34 It's like, God. It's like a band-aids tattooed on my body over that because I'm not going to want to take it too seriously. Yeah. I don't want to take life too seriously. I got band-aids. Great guy. Dude, it's like watching Picasso paint.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Like, it's, it's incredible. It's absolutely incredible. I am, he's my favorite person on Bravo right now. But, let's go back to Marcus and Kim you can feel like I don't know about you but I can feel the toxicity like I can just feel it when they're in the kitchen like you know when we're not fighting there's no red flags I'm like that oh yeah you saying that is a fucking red flag you psychos but okay cool he admits it he goes to his confessional talking about how they're a toxic couple and it's great to be in a toxic couple he thrives in it I'm not so positive that Kim does I think that what we have here is yes, he is the pushing factor when it comes down to this. Like I know that we already painted Kim is this terrible drunk and he's just an average bastard and that's a terrible thing to say because you probably both do it.
Starting point is 00:23:38 But I do think that he's the pushing force in all of this and he's fine with it. He's completely fine living in this and it probably feels normal for him. Maybe it's because of what he talked about with Lisa the week before. Maybe he's just got problems of his own. Who knows exactly what's going on in Marcus's mind? I imagine we'll get a full breakdown throughout this season. But I do think that Kim is along for the ride and she's in the toxic relationship unwillingly but can't actually say that she is.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Like I get that vibe from her that yes, she adds to the toxicity, but she's not going to be the one to go to a confessional and say, yeah, it's a toxic relationship, but you know, it works for us. Like I don't think that she wants to admit that. You know what I mean? I think she's on for the ride hoping that he'll change and that it'll change both of them. And I think that's where Kim is. I still think she's a miserable person, though.
Starting point is 00:24:24 She is for sure, yeah. But it works for him because he can still do all the things that he wants to do, and he just has to deal with a couple of fights here and there. Yeah, yeah. Well, while that's happening, we get a juxtapose scene, so we go over to Sir and Venus is standing there and ding, gets a text from Marcus. It's a very mean text. It's like, hey, bro, saw a different side of you last night.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Didn't care for it. So fuck you, and let's not act like we're cool because we're fucking not. Venus claps back, understandably so, because he's been going through this fucking roller coaster with these two idiots for 10 months. I'm assuming it's 10 months.
Starting point is 00:25:01 That seems to be what we've been. Yeah, that seems to be the number. So he claps back, rightfully so. And going back to watch dumb and dumber, shit talk Venus. Like, they're baffled.
Starting point is 00:25:16 It's like, why would he say that this? I'm like, oh my God, you guys are so up each other's asses. You can't even see what pieces of shit you are that Venus is calling you out. Why would he say those things? Because he texted him first. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:25:28 Yeah. He cast the first stone. That doesn't make any sense. They really buried the lead. They absolutely buried the lead because this was their plan the whole time. I think it was Marcus's plan the whole time. Let's just egg him on a little bit. I'm going to tell them that we're not cool because I didn't really like that conversation
Starting point is 00:25:44 that we had yesterday at the photo shoot. Here we go. Let me just send him a quick text and let them know. We're not good, bro. We're not going to be good. I don't want you talking about my. relationship like that getting involved sniffing your nose around where it doesn't belong get out of here we're good without you man that obviously is going to ruffle venus's feathers we know that because
Starting point is 00:26:02 of how he reacts to it and all the things that pop off afterwards they know exactly what's going to happen when venus gets that text message and now they have ammunition because they don't have to talk about how mark has texted him first and if they do all they have to say is hey we're just creating some boundaries he got involved in our relationship we didn't really care for it he was then added us that we made up he doesn't get to say if we make up so this is what i said to him i just said hey know your boundaries no no big deal here that's not what he said was crazy i know it's not what he said oh i see carrying the lead throughout the episode everybody's got a different story and it always comes back to well who texted first the smart people like audrey will ask that
Starting point is 00:26:41 question most people who have issues with venus will immediately take that as oh cool fuck venus we can just go scorcher so it worked in their favor all right fair now back to service we've got kim training angelica i guess she just doesn't like anything or anybody because not she's yeah that's what i great it's like all right dude fucking just your job
Starting point is 00:27:03 relax it's a deep rooted issue because it's probably like great another pretty girl working with us i bet you marcus is going to hit on her we're going to get into a fight that's exactly it yep 100% but we get to learn more about angelica and it turns out that she's got a So psycho bio, I just wrote psychobio degree. Bio, what? What was it? Psycho bio.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Not biology. But it doesn't matter. She's got a really impressive sounding degree from UCLA. She was a scholar, but she wasn't making any money with that. So she decided to go work at Sir instead to pay the rent. Make sense to me. And she's talking to Kim. She's like, yeah, you know, I felt a little tension on photo shoot day.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Like, oh, yeah, fucking Natalie. And she's like the one that was up your ass. And she's like, oh, she seemed really nice. Yeah. Right. She's not a girl's girl. You're not a girl's girl. You're not.
Starting point is 00:28:01 I don't know if Natalie is or not. She probably isn't, but you're definitely not. And this is weird behavior. I don't, it goes back to what you said about Angelica and her having a problem with that. That's, it's, this is all Marcus centric. It's her insecure about. Marcus or she lashes out on the women around her. But it's really funny too because
Starting point is 00:28:20 the plan is to isolate Venus. The plan is to paint Venus as a bad person. But Kim's got her own ulterior motives. She still wants to go after Natalie. So she's doing this, I think, of her own accord. I don't think Marcus gives a shit. I don't think he obviously after the person. He's made that very clear.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Clearly does not care if Kim and Natalie are at odds. So go ahead and do it. There's no collateral damage there for me. I'm going after Venus. Do whatever the hell you want. Kim thinks that she's doing this and she's doing the right thing by warning Angelica. Like, oh, this is what's going to happen. I'm sure there's more to that story.
Starting point is 00:28:53 I'm sure that Kim is probably going to pull her again and be like, oh, yeah, if you start dating Jason or you start dating whoever, just watch out. You know what? That's definitely going to happen because she was sending my man in appropriate text messages. That's what's going to happen. And we already know that. Without a doubt that will happen. Now we go check in with Venus and Demi.
Starting point is 00:29:12 And Venus is visibly upset about the. this all thing he's holding back tears marcus and kim upon receiving the rebuttal from venus took it upon themselves by the way fucking phenomenal move for a show terrible move for for real people goes to every single server in the restaurant and tells them some shit that venus has said because marcus was venus's best friend they vented about them together tells everybody Marcus is getting texts from Randos, Gabby, who we haven't even met. Gabby's chiming in, like, you're such a bitch and blah, blah, blah, these mean things. Venus is about to, like, he's about to lose it.
Starting point is 00:29:53 I felt really bad for him. Yeah. And he's just trying to get a grip. I know Demi's trying to be nice. She's, maybe she's just too rough around the edges. She's like, yeah, you know, but like not at work, though. Like, I love you. Not a fucking work, though.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Yeah, yeah. Worry about it later. If you need a break, get out of here. Just, I don't want to see. I don't want any of the customers to see you this upset because who knows what's going to happen. And that's funny because Demi is still doing the same thing that I keep pointing out. It's incredibly funny to watch. But clearly, Venus just needs to get this out.
Starting point is 00:30:25 And when he starts telling everyone what's going on, it's so funny. It's incredibly funny for the show because now every server at Ser, because I imagine that's what was going on, was probably Venus sitting with Marcus and Kim, talking shit on everybody. And that's just what happens in the service industry. you've got to gripe with every single person that works there in some way, shape, or form, but you still might be friends of them, but you're going to make fun of them here and there. They kept receipts.
Starting point is 00:30:51 They kept the notes. Let me just go whisper down the lane. Let me just go whisper in Gabby's ear and let her know. All Gabby needs is just a little push. She'll send beat us a text message saying that he's a low class piece of shit. Okay, cool. That'll work out in our favor because now there's so much chaos that no one knows where it started. Yep.
Starting point is 00:31:08 100%. And in that moment, you get a confession from Marx. He was like, I know I texted first, but like what he said was like really fucked up. I'm like, God damn it. You, you types of people, man. I can't stand it. I love it for this. Oh, it's the best.
Starting point is 00:31:24 But Jesus. Like, what a lunatic. So Kim and Audrey are talking now because Audrey goes over to Kim and says, hey, Venus is not doing great. What happened? What's going on? I hear you're texting people telling them that he's talking shit about them. It's like, well, yeah, Venus sent nasty text. first i love that she did that too not like oh well just first she's like yeah no yeah no
Starting point is 00:31:49 no she tries to shame davis laugh in the middle of it yeah doesn't work not at all she's like and audrey played it very well because she could have like gone off right there instead she like she plays both sides of the table a little bit to not piss off kim i would imagine because she's probably really easy to piss off she blames it on marcus she's like well marcus text to him like i want nothing to do with you this and that but then he said all these things that's different he said all these really mean things it's like why are you dragging other people into this mess yep kim's response this has nothing to do with me jesus christ this is between marcus and venus and did you just see the next message by the way
Starting point is 00:32:33 oh my god it's crazy it's crazy that's where i i agree with you i'm sure she's she's going through it being Marcus's girlfriend, but I think she's a shitty person, too. I just, I think that's the root. Yeah. Yeah. But there's another budding relationship here, I guess, between Jason and Angelica. I thought that Jason was just really bad at flirting because it was really fucking awkward. Turns out she's also really bad at flirting.
Starting point is 00:33:02 But did my man drop a chow? Yeah, he did drop a chow down at the end. I did feel like sort of what you felt he's really bad at flirting and I thought that Angelica's reaction was going to be like okay. I thought that's what it was. I thought she's like, okay, dude.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Yeah, and then we go to her confessional and she's like, wow, yeah, I love to flirt. You know, dating is tough, but. Oh, she does say like I haven't, I haven't flirted since I broke with my boyfriend. So then, but I was with you. I was like, oh, that didn't go well. And she's like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:33:35 I just don't know what I wanted it to not go well. I kind of wanted Angelica to be like, All right, yeah, no, we're not doing this because then that would have given us a different character. All we've seen so far from the guys and the girls, as soon as somebody flirts with them, they're like, oh, my God, are we in a relationship? Let's do it. Let's go hang out. Let's go do this and that.
Starting point is 00:33:52 I needed somebody to at least create a barrier like, oh, no, get your eyebrows out of my face, please. I don't want to do this right now. Oh, they'll learn. At some point, that's the thing is as we're watching this and we've got a couple, obviously we've got an established couple, but we have a couple other budding relationship. I can't wait for them to fall apart because they inevitably will. And then you get the chaos at the restaurant.
Starting point is 00:34:15 That's when the other people are going to learn. It doesn't mean that they're not going to do it still, which is the best part because they're going to see how bad it gets. Then they're going to do it too in like a season or two. But that's what we haven't gotten yet. And we're going to. That's where things really, really crank up.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Yeah. Something falls apart. And then service turns into a fucking nightmare. Those are some of the best episodes. Demi's going to lose your fucking. mind right exactly and that to her credit as far as this like you know jekyll and hide shit that we're seeing i do feel like that is most managers that we've seen it sir i always feel like they're like ripping their hair out but then when they go out they're like let loose a little bit yeah but
Starting point is 00:34:57 at the restaurant they always hate these people because they're probably the worst employees on the fucking planet but because of this awkward interaction that's where i started to come up with my theory about the doesn't know how to be a hot guy. Yeah. And it gets cemented later. I'll tell you, I'll tell you when we get to that part.
Starting point is 00:35:15 But let's go ride some horses with Chris and Audrey. Really like this couple. I really like Chris. He seems like a stand-up guy. Just seems like a very ho-hum individual in a good way. Audrey seems very down to earth. I love that she found her thing in L.A. She's sharing it with Chris.
Starting point is 00:35:31 I wasn't sure when he walked up. I thought, because I thought he looked good. I was like, is she saying that's like getting the ick from him walking up in that stuff? Or she into it? Yeah, I thought that he looked very, I live in L.A. and I just bought this cowboy stuff from an authentic cowboy store. Check out my boots.
Starting point is 00:35:53 That's the vibe I was getting and that's probably exactly what he did. I thought that she was going to cloud him. I thought her, what's the other girl's name, Mary Faith? Something like that. Something like that. I thought the two of them were going to absolutely clown him. Like, oh, look at this guy. Would you just buy that off the rack?
Starting point is 00:36:09 All right, come on. Let's go ride a horse. They didn't. They're like, wow, you look great. Oh, my God. Look at those boots. That's fine. I'm okay.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Yeah, they're just these people. Matthew McConaughey vibes. But then even then, I was like, in a good way or a bad way. Yeah, you still don't know. It's vague enough. Yeah, it's ambiguous. Yeah, didn't know. But they go riding.
Starting point is 00:36:26 I thought he looked good on the horse, which is good. He's a little nervous, a little nervy, but he's done it once. He gets up there. he's trotting around even that thing bucks he still fucking leans back he totally calm cool and collected well done chris but they're talking they're talking dating life we get answers which i was thrilled he was on perfect match which i have seen we need to dissect dated and related what yeah that's like a tlc show i don't even know if that's around that anymore what's that mean uh dated and related is he has a twin brother
Starting point is 00:37:02 they date twins yes yeah god so you date the twins and then it's just like absolute chaos after that from what i understand i never watched it but i like that he's very upfront about this i like that he immediately starts talking about it and he puts it in a good light by saying look you know it was kind of hard afterwards just decided to do a couple of reality shows i mean he already told us he was a stripper in college so that's completely fine and tracks for his personality but going that far and then moving to l.a all these girls started hitting me up. And I'm like, wow, I'm a hot commodity. Let's go on these dates. And then you find out, they're just dating me for clout, which is admittedly funny because we see even the people that
Starting point is 00:37:41 were just on Love Island, who was, you know, they were big for a long time. I could not give a fuck about anybody from Love Island. And that was like four or five months ago. Don't really care. Perfect match is way less than Love Island. Still do not care. But there is a certain sect of people that think they're going to get clout from dating somebody from a perfect match. that's really funny to me he didn't like it he just did not want to do it i don't really i feel like they're dating me for the wrong reasons and hell yeah they are buddy i thought that was great i think it's even better that he he acknowledges they think that i'm famous i am not but they thought that like he downplays himself it's great we love a self-aware king and you can tell they they both
Starting point is 00:38:22 have similar mindsets now i will say every single person on this cast all of them say the same shit about being in relationships. Once I get in one, I'm zero to a hundred. I want to be with you 24-7. I'm like, we're going to see some absolute train wrecks. That's exciting. They fall too hard, too fast. Across the board. Great news for us. But these two want something real, you know, because Audrey's not into the LA dating scene. The fast shit. No, no, no. Slow burn for me. So I'm curious to see where these two go. I like both of them a lot. As of now, Audrey's our voice of reason on the girl's side. yeah Chris is close to that on the boy's side he hasn't cemented himself as that but he has he's more level-headed than the rest I don't think Chris is going to get involved though that's the problem is there's so much chaos going on on the boys side like with just Venus and Marcus honestly I don't see really any of the other guys getting involved or getting in the middle of any of that whereas Audrey is going to be our guiding star he will be eventually he just needs to get through this Marcus bullshit but for now I don't see any of the other guys
Starting point is 00:39:29 stepping in. Whereas for Audrey, I do see her asking questions. We already saw her talking to Kim. I see her getting involved and you can say that maybe she can be a little naive because she's only 22, but I think that she might be the smartest one there. I mean, we don't know. Obviously, Angelica's got a crazy degree. I think Angelica just right now is happy to be there. I think Audrey is immediately matured to the point of, yeah, I'm not really getting involved in any of this shit. Or this seems to be affecting everybody. Let me ask some questions and see what's going on and then be the guiding light. Yeah, which is a good role for her, I think, as of now, at least.
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Starting point is 00:42:09 it is so good to be back. Join the Glass Cannon podcast as we plunge into the shadow dark every Thursday night at 8 p.m. Eastern on YouTube.com slash the Glass Cannon with the podcast version dropping the next day. See what everybody's talking about and join us in the dark. So let's go to pool day. We got a pool day on the rooftop of some. I forget what it was called. I'm just going to call it the Belmont because that's what I'm calling everything. And Natalie arrives, noticeably awkward between her and Kim.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Didn't see any issues from Natalie's standpoint to walk in and just say hi to everyone. From Kim's side, she's like, what the fuck? I don't understand this yet. Like, we're just screaming at each other one day and the next day. Like, everything's totally fine. Yeah, it's almost like, you guys are screaming at each other and then you start crying and you just go immediately to Natalie and cry on her shoulder it's almost that kind of vibe i don't know but also the night prior
Starting point is 00:43:07 or you know two nights prior whenever this is you were upset that she didn't say hi to you you were upset that she didn't do these things and yet she did try to say hi to you you ignored her until she was talking to marcus and then you decided it was a good time to talk so that just tells me you're nuts you're absolutely nuts yeah yep bad shit But Natalie starts flirting with Jason a little bit or talking to Jason. Now, she does get labeled flirting with everybody. I think she's just a little bit of a flirt. I don't think she's trying to point everybody.
Starting point is 00:43:38 There's nothing wrong with it. No. No. And so she's talking to Jason, but her and Shane Davis had an agreement. We're not going to flirt with other people at Sir. So Shane Davis obviously notices this and wants to have a conversation about it. Another thing with Shane Davis that I was floored with, this man loves communication. what fuck boy loves communication doesn't make any sense he likes communication and he likes to be nurtured cared for to him that is crack is what he says so he pulls natalie over for chat said hey you know not for nothing but uh jason and chris said you got a little flirty during the photo shoot now i'm just super nice just super nice he's trying to navigate this situation ship or potential situation ship all right well you know i just want to see where we stand like you know when i'm with
Starting point is 00:44:27 somebody blah blah gives the run this is really turning me off this is like super fucking boring i don't can't we just flirt like what the fuck you what is this who who are you i'm team crazy yeah no you have to be team shayna for that comment and again you could say that him bringing another girl to the bar did raise a few eyebrows here and maybe she deserves to at least flirt a little bit in front of them just to get him going he doesn't want to do that But he already did that. So you could say there's a bit of a double standard. However, they didn't put that rule into place until after he did that.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Now there's a rule in place. Now you guys went on a date. You guys shared some emotional things. He got vulnerable. So he wants to keep it there. He wants to progress. Yeah. He wants to progress.
Starting point is 00:45:14 He wants to get through things. He wants to get to know her. She already said, and you already said this earlier, that once she gets into a relationship or starts dating somebody, she wants to be around them all the time. They all said that. they've all said that but she said that verbatim and yet a conversation like this which you would think she would be jumping at oh my god this is great he's trying to establish our relationship we're going to have time i'm already thinking about her babies nope just completely out of left field
Starting point is 00:45:43 i'm fucking bored what are we doing here can't we just flirt didn't i just i just flirt with jason just to get your attention now you're doing this i don't want to no this is too deep of conversation for me i'm out of here you're showing all your cards it's boring yeah he verbatim goes i want to be respectful like to each other and he finally he's like you're bored all right i'm fucking done with this conversation like deuses normally i wouldn't say things like this because normally i don't sigh with the dudes but natalie you may have just lost your chance with Shane davis that's gonna sting that's that's gonna be one in like 20 years you know well that's the other thing that like he's showing me is
Starting point is 00:46:25 After this conversation, he's probably really done with her because that was disrespectful. He was trying to be respectful to her. She was incredibly disrespectful back, walked away from the conversation, didn't try to figure anything out afterwards. I think he's done. I think he will never go back to her. If he doesn't, then he really is like one in a million. If he is actually that guy.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Now, this, this bothers me. And this is like a recurring trope. And this is annoying. when I watch that conversation I see a dude trying to see where they stand and what the future could potentially be what are you looking for let's get this out now so we don't fuck each other over
Starting point is 00:47:05 I do not see he's just used to getting the girl and like I'm not like that so now he's getting not even remotely and I think that's a recurring thing that like sure there's a lot of fuck boys out there and sure most dudes are gross acknowledged but don't these dudes shouldn't be catching strays for actually being a stand-up guy.
Starting point is 00:47:25 I think that's not cool. It completely goes against what she just said. I mean, he tried to have an open relationship. He tried to have an open communication with her, and he wasn't flirting with her. If he was flirting with her and overly touchy, then yeah, if you draw a line in the sand and walk away and say, I don't want to do this right now,
Starting point is 00:47:42 we haven't progressed that far, and then say, he's just used to getting the girl and this is going to rub him the wrong way. Fine, I'm sure that makes a ton of sense in your life. No, not like this. he's actually trying to show you hey I'm really trying here I'm trying to progress things I'm trying to get things out there and you shut him down that doesn't work you don't now get to complain about him what yeah there's no complaints about Shane Davis oh he did nothing wrong
Starting point is 00:48:10 and you're labeling him as a fuck boy and look he might be but he's labeled himself as a fuck boy but we he's no more of these we had one more of these not to the level of Shane fucking Davis but there was another guy in one of the shows we watched that was acknowledged a fuck boy and and was very upfront and open about it oh we're never gonna no there's yeah there's too many actual shows yeah i know fuck i forget who that was but yeah i'm team shane right there and now let's check in with jason this is where it's cemented that whole thing for me because yeah he's talking angelica it's like she asked him it's so embarrassing why are you single he's folks done the How about you?
Starting point is 00:48:53 Shut up. What? Stop it. Don't say things like that. That's fucking corny as shit. It's like he's only ever watched one of those like fake movie clips on Instagram or TikTok where you just watch every part and like I fall victim to that all the time. But that's the type of acting that you see in there too. Just, you know, just too close to the grind.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Don't have any time to that. I just can't carve out any time. You're working at Sir. And you might be trying to do something on the side. not that we've seen. No, we know you're modeling and shit, which is great, good for you. But like, don't say things like that.
Starting point is 00:49:28 No. You fucking loser. Yeah, it's not as bad conversation. Well, yeah, because then she goes and she says, I still live with my ex. Okay. Why? Red flag, you think?
Starting point is 00:49:43 Maybe, Jason? Let's check your confessional. I think that might be a red flag. Don't you think so? No, let's actually flash back to the pool scene. Wow. God, you're so real. All right.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Yeah, I'm really vibed on you. I think there might be something here. What I have to know, and I guess something happens, because it, that confessional tells me something dissolves between the two of them very quickly for him to now say in his confessional, I imagine a couple days later, a week later, whatever, that was a red flag. That's hindsight. Something happens. She turned you down at some point. I guess that was a red flag. She flirt with somebody else.
Starting point is 00:50:19 I don't know. She found bigger eyebrows in the valley. I don't know what happened, but something happened in there that caused you to then identify that as a red flag. Because my guy at the pool scene, you are not identifying this as a red flag. And that's a red flag slapping you in the face. So, no. No. What he says is when it comes down to it, you're hot.
Starting point is 00:50:43 I'm hot. Let's hang. Where are you getting these lies from, dude? What the fuck school did you go to? to learn how to pick up women. Yes, it's giving porn. Like, it's giving that he's reciting lines that he watched online. Like, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:51:01 Don't say these things to women. You're hot. I'm hot. Let's hang. Chow. Because she's new and excited to be at sir. That's why. It's not that he's wooing her.
Starting point is 00:51:15 You're hot. I'm hot. This is how hot people talk to each other. I've watched movies. the thing is her interactions with Jason give me no hope that there's going to be any other layers to Angelica because I was just like I don't know what to do with you I was not expecting this I'm somebody who's like that kind of degree I hope there are more things I hope that she's just excited to be back in the saddle there's a hot guy flirting with me everything's going to work right now and then she kind of comes to her senses maybe when she moves out with her ex she gets her own place all of a sudden she's thinking differently maybe but it you're living with your ex and you've been together, what was it? She's living,
Starting point is 00:51:53 you've been living with them for three months. They moved in together after three months. I don't know how long they were together. Oh, she, but I do appreciate that she's like, look, I know it's nuts.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Like I know I'm crazy. I'm the fucking, I'm the girl that says, I love you during sex. Like, what the hell's the matter with me? Sometimes self-awareness doesn't help a situation. And I think that's one of these.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Okay. That's, I'm not going to, I'm not going to drag her yet. because I that she's she doesn't seem conniving or dark like the rest of them no no no she seems like if we got that information from her when she was talking to Audrey for saying then maybe okay that's that gives me I see that gives me some hope that there's some weird shit going on in your life and you're nuts and I'm good with that but talking to Jason while he's doing all of those
Starting point is 00:52:44 weird porn flirt flirt flirt lines no I don't really care for that yeah Do you need your plumbing fixed by any chance? Can I deliver a pizza to you later? How does this work? I've never done this before. Maybe I can come over when your ex-boyfriends out. I don't know. Let's see how that goes.
Starting point is 00:53:07 It's just fucking weird. I hope it goes the way of like, do you need somewhere to live? You need somewhere to crash for a little while. Oh, my God. I live with me and Chris. That's going to happen. I think it is. That's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:53:18 And then there's going to be a love triangle. Yeah. Bet me. Chris with Audrey is fine, so I don't want to disrupt that. I don't either, but it doesn't matter. It will be disrupted. True. Well, let's get to our shining star, Venus, who is an absolute superstar in the making.
Starting point is 00:53:36 I see big, big things for this guy. He goes over to Kim because he's an adult and he wants to figure things out. So he takes the initiative and he even goes as far to say, hey, you know what? My approach was harsh. Which you don't owe her that, Venus, but that was good of you to do because it gets the ball rolling. So my approach was harsh, but I had to set a boundary, and I honestly felt backstabed by you because you told all of those people, all that shit. That's not true. Pardon me.
Starting point is 00:54:08 What do you mean? What are we doing? You can't do this. You can't be this. You can't have all of these things where you are a bold-faced liar, you're manipulative, you're mean to every. you can't have all of you can't have the quad fecta of being an asshole that's yeah that's unheard of in episode three season one but here we are incredibly funny she fucking flips it this is where i was like i hate you i really hate you because she flips and goes i cried to
Starting point is 00:54:38 my mom for like three out i don't give a shit i don't care this is a self-inflicted wound you lunatic he's in the right you guys burned your friend that instead of keeping it amongst you and yelling at him like a normal person, you told everyone in the bar that he was talking shit. And then you cried to your mom about it. That's weird. You fucking weirdo. And thank God I don't either,
Starting point is 00:55:03 but I'm glad he snaps. At least he fucking goes off. Well, he goes off and where does he go off to? Which is by far the funniest thing possible. I'm getting nowhere with these idiots. I got a smaller fish to fry. Well, it's better because he goes over to somebody and literally says,
Starting point is 00:55:23 I just need to tell Gabby, she's a stupid fucking bitch and I'll feel better. I'm like, ha, ha, that's funny. Don't go over. I think he's talking to Demi. I'm not sure. Don't go over there. I'm not going to go over there. Don't go over there.
Starting point is 00:55:34 I'm going to go over there. I'm going to go, bye. And he walks through, he goes, Jasmine, you look great. Gabby, you look like a stupid fucking bitch. It was so good. It was so great. And look, I think, because we don't know Gabby, I don't think. we're going to know Gabby.
Starting point is 00:55:50 I think we would have already met her by this point. I think this is one of those classic situations, a certain amount of people at the bar I work at are on a reality TV show and I get nothing. This is my opportunity. They opened the door for me. Marcus and Kim opened the door. Let me make this as cool as possible and just throw myself in there.
Starting point is 00:56:11 And if it's good, I get to be on TV. So let me just try this one out. I'm going to text Venus and see how this goes. Doesn't go well. You get called a stupid fucking. bitch at the pool party and then you flip out and get no camera time because they're like no no we're not doing this we're actually protecting beat us it was so fucking funny the fact that he literally the verbatim goes over and says it meanwhile Shane Davis is now flirting
Starting point is 00:56:34 with red I don't know who that is but I imagine that she will enter the show at some point because she was she was just one of um is she a friend or she worked she's a friend of someone I don't even know how the fuck we got here okay yeah But yeah, she was a friend to someone. She didn't get a title card. So I don't know either way. It looks like Shane Davis is moving on, which is what we want to say. Sucks for you, Natalie.
Starting point is 00:56:58 You could have, you could have had him. You could have had him. Could have had him. But Marcus, the fake tough guy act. You know not to talk to me like that, Venus. Venus would whoop his ass. I firmly believe that Venus would beat the shit out of Marcus. And I don't think that Venus is scared of you at all.
Starting point is 00:57:19 dude because he walks right over he's like why's that I was like fuck yeah I don't take that shit from this weenie there was the fake tough guy act I knew he was going to be one of those types which is so funny but I love that Venus didn't back down walks directly over to him not even remotely nervous nor should he be because in Marcus's mind he's planted all the seeds and all the other people so all the auxiliary people are now mad at Venus so when Venus causes a scene which he just did and then turns his sights to me everybody's going to have my back so I don't
Starting point is 00:57:49 really have to worry about it that's where the fake tough guy shit comes from totally 100 it's the hold me back bro that's what he's doing i don't think it's gonna play out that way because i don't think the people are actually mad at venus i think gabby like you said saw her moment tried to grab it no shade do what you got to do i i respect the move didn't land that's okay but yeah i i don't think other people are really going to care i think most people they're going to chalk it up to yeah we all do this like yeah shocker he's talking smack so do i uh-huh but natalie jump said to defend Venus and help out a little bit. And Kim goes fucking haywire.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Oh, you, you always, irony, you always crash out, crash out queen as you're crashing out and calling her a fake-ass bitch. You have crashed out, you're three-for-three in three episodes, okay? Not only that, but you're calling her a fake-ass bitch. Okay, let's dissect that quickly. you cried to Natalie you talked to Venus you dragged Marcus again three for three three episodes we've seen this talking shit about Marcus what does that say about you that you're now defending this guy and getting back with him you fake ass blank I won't say it but that's fake you're fake Natalie is a lot of things I don't fake I have not gotten yet I've just gotten she's a lot
Starting point is 00:59:13 she's extra but i haven't seen fake i'm just incredibly happy that we had three for three incredible at things that shows me everything and we don't even and i just go off of this the first two episodes the way that it ends we just move on to the next day yeah we just start talking about what happened or what didn't happen and i expect the same thing there's not going to be a resolution to this there's not going to be a conclusion to this in the beginning of episode four they're just going to start unpacking the next day well that was pretty fucking that's obvious. That's what we're going to get.
Starting point is 00:59:45 And I love that because we just move on. It's great. That's how these shows are supposed to go. There's going to be the bombshell that drops that will carry the season. That will happen. I assume it's going to be Marcus or Kim Centric in some capacity. That will be our bread and butter. But these shows function the best when it is, it's like below deck.
Starting point is 01:00:08 You know, you get one show and then the next episode is something different. You're always expecting something new. They're delivering, and this is a great, great cast so far. So if you're not watching and you're listening to this, we have not been wrong yet about recommending shows. We told you so. We've been wrong about guys on Bravo, but we haven't been wrong about this. Yes, we have.
Starting point is 01:00:29 And also Housewife of the Year, a newbie of the year, all of those things. We don't have to unpack all the things we were wrong about. We're right about this. Show wrecks, we are very good with. So jump in now. you know obviously if it takes a turn we'll we'll acknowledge that but as of right now this is a solid show it deserves your attention now let's get to some questions uh first one up here from sarah napier 10 fave slash least fave cast members so far so i'll do my fave and least fave you do
Starting point is 01:01:01 the same fave Shane davis god what a dream boat uh least fave kim easily favorite is Venus. Very, very, very, I mean, I'm talking a centimeter below him is Shane fucking Davis. Uh, my least favorite is I'm going to start calling them carcass. Carcidman Marcus. That works. That works really well. Yeah, baby. Uh, Lisa, NHB says it's Marcus 45. He could be. He could be. So I was trying to figure that out when he was having a conversation with his brother and I love that they keep doing this. I thought it was corny at first. They keep doing the Polaroid thing to show older pictures and then they put a year on it.
Starting point is 01:01:44 They did 1992 and it looked like he was at least like three, maybe four. So he's somewhere in the late 30s range. I'm gonna say. I would say 38, 39 would be my guess. But L.A. years. He's fucking 20, 21, maybe.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Yeah. Next one up here from Madwob. Thoughts on the Cowboys. hats Chris and Audrey are low key cute questionable age gap though I don't think it's a questionable age gap necessarily it's L.A I mean she already acknowledged he's like a decade older than me when she did the Blackberry thing uh they're cute let's just leave it at that yeah and I also we don't we don't age discriminate here at either side if a if a dude a woman dates a younger dude vice like we don't give a shit they're adults last one here
Starting point is 01:02:40 got a problem with this one from oh that girl Courtney honestly it's trash no it's not it is no trash if you want to look at it that way but this show is not bad this is not a bad show people sure sure trash this shows old they do we and i'm not saying you can't have your own opinions of course but yep i will say we watch a lot of these shows and a lot of first seasons of shows this the makings to be good. I'm not claiming that it's great yet. Definitely has the pieces to become something. Got any other ones in there?
Starting point is 01:03:23 Nope. Nothing here. Well, we will see where this one goes. It's still young, still fresh, obviously, so it could take a turn. But as of right now, it's entertaining. If you need something to watch, this is a very good one to throw on there. So that way you also don't do the thing that everyone did with Southern Hospitality, where it's season three,
Starting point is 01:03:42 and everyone's like, wait, this show's good, and then you have to go all the way back. Just do it now. We're not lying. Do it now. Even Girlfriends in Paris was a great show. It just didn't get picked up, which sucks. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:52 Because that show rocked. That's the only one that didn't get picked up that we recommended. Very true. But anyway, that's all I got. You got anything else? Nope. Well, that's our show, bros, got to go. Welcome to Mick Unplugged,
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