Bros & Shows - You’re Birkin Up The Wrong Tree- RHOBH S12E08

Episode Date: July 1, 2022

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Brov Bros. Good evening, everybody, and welcome back to another episode of Brav Bros. Your favorite show from the Bros for everybody, for whoever wants to listen. I am your co-host, Steele Russell, joined as always by the one and only Shooter Magouter. How are we doing tonight? Doing great, Steel. And by Steel, I mean Rooster, because we've got some feedback on that. But I'm feeling great.

Worldwind of a week, for sure, for us, for the boys. Fucking wild week. And we're feeling pretty good today. And to our listeners, if you haven't looked at our page yet, we both have stashes. I was supposed to save a mustache to put an end to the Miles Teller, debate hopefully we're actually the miles teller debate that you started right this didn't just come up out of thin air look is it wishful thinking like do i want this to be a thing probably am i forcing it probably are we here now we're here so to shut the fuck up and let's see what happens all right

we're actually currently taking a poll like it's happening while we're doing all this on instagram so at the end of the show we will read our results i will be honest Zach texted me this morning and said the results are in and he sent me his poll and it said that it was like 70% to 22% no I do not look like Miles Taylor so we'll take that into account that's a pretty big audience too it's a much bigger audience so like a but yeah that's an insurmountable lead but I also wasn't like attempting to like I didn't shave into the stash right Like I had the scruff.

I wasn't doing my Miles Teller impression, which I shouldn't have to if I look like if I get that. But we'll see what our poll says. And we'll just, we'll compare them and we'll go from there. Okay. It was a fucking wild week. We had a really exciting week. We were on hashtag no filter with Zach Peter, as most of you know, on Monday.

And the response has been, I mean, I assumed that we would get like a big. bump from that like obviously he's got a big following he's been in the game for a while he's well known the response was insane yeah and i mean let's just say this like thank you so much to Zach for even having us on in the first place it was an absolute blast for us i think you had a great time yeah so it wasn't even like in our mind at the time we were just like shooting the shit and having a good time with our new friend yeah no seriously it worked out really well obviously um People really liked us, and why not? You know, what's not to like?

What's not to like? Two strapping young gents. Both rocking moustaches now? Both rocking moustaches. And I actually wanted to intro the show. I'm just going to do it now. For the first time in my life, I can say, who wants a mustache ride?

Oh. And it feels good. Did you say that to your wife? To my wife. I don't kiss and tell. I'm a gentleman. Oh. I'm a gentleman.

So, yes, I did. Good for you. But, yeah, I mean, to all of our new listeners on this episode, welcome to the brabros. I would normally say our usual phrase when you start listening to us on like the sixth or seventh episode and you skip a bunch. We say, we don't want you here now. We want you here later. Yeah, go back to the first episode, listen to it and catch the fuck up. But.

What do you have to do? Nothing. Sit at your office all day. listen to podcasts. I was going to say, but I'm so thrilled that there's so many new people here. You can just stay and listen to this and then go back, but Shooter has a different sentiment. So, you know what, do what you'd like. We're not here to tell you what the fuck to do, you asshole.

But, no, I mean, it was a really cool week. I actually had to delete the apps off of my phone because I kept checking every five minutes, like how many listeners we had, how many followers we had, boom. but it was just every time I would re-download it after a few hours, it was always going up. Like, it's incredible. So thank you to everybody listening. Thank you to everybody sharing.

Make sure you give us a follow at Brov Bros on Instagram and on Twitter. Shooter was live tweeting tonight. Got a ton of interaction. It was awesome. To those of you listen to the podcast, please, please give us some reviews on Apple, some ratings. Just help kind of bump us up a little bit. We've already gotten a few from Monday until now. we've already gotten three reviews on Apple, which is really cool.

And it also helps us. Like, are we doing the right thing? Are you? Yeah, I mean, that's why we put the polls out too. We want questions. We want to make sure that you guys feel engaged while we're talking. Yeah. Whatever you guys want to hear, bring it up to us.

We'll talk about it. I don't care. We're all brav bros. Yeah. Guys, every single one of you. You're a brav bro and welcome. We're fucking thrilled to have you. We did have a lot happening on the,

Bravo. I mean, there was a drama with multiple different shows, not just House of Wife franchises. I want to start out with the Summer House cast. I was blindsided today. Yeah, I was kind of pissed off. I was too. I'm sure most of you know, we have three cast members is not returning. Luke, Alex, and Andrea. And potentially, Sierra, there's, I don't know if that's going to happen, but, um, I mean, we can just, let's just focus on the three that we know we're gone. I'll start up lowest on the totem pole. I don't really give a shit if Alex comes back. He didn't bring anything to the table. He had like one or two moments where he actually spoke, but I didn't think he even really needed to be on the reunion stage. So I, but I, I liked Alex. I don't know. I,

you know me. I do have a personal trainer. yeah you know so we get along that has nothing to do with it um i have a soft spot for the nice guy and like the nice people on the shows just because i'm like oh it's refreshing to see nice people but that being said i do understand they're hired to do a job and that job is to cause drama great turmoil and pretty much be a bad person all around so when you come in being nice and reasonable you know you're kind of shooting yourself on the foot let's put it this way you don't see a superhero movie where a guy's superpower is being nice.

What the fuck's that bring to the table? You better fly, you better have super strength. In this case, you better cause some shit and be funny. He was neither.

So I don't care if he's gone, but pissed about Andrea. I mean, we had a short life with Andrea as it was. It was nice. Do I think he was a little emotional for like six straight episodes about some girl that he's now dating?

Yeah, sure, whatever. But he brought a different element to the table that I thought was pretty good. and Luke, surprisingly, he grew on me from being a fuck boy to Hannah and then getting involved with all the other shit going on in the house. With every other girl in the house at some point. Yeah, and he was like fighting with Kyle, which everybody inevitably fights with Kyle. But he grew on me to a point where I was like, oh, he's kind of a cool dude.

Like wouldn't mind hanging out with Luke of all these people. Oh, no, I couldn't hang out with Luke. No? No, what drove me nuts with Luke is like, okay, we get it. You're the outdoors guy. You're the, like, edgy, like, you hunt, you fish, you build fires, you build it. You don't ever finish a project, pal. Every time he goes to do something, like manly and outdoorsy, he falls short.

He built an igloo. He didn't build an igloo. He built half of an igloo. Have you ever tried to build an igloo by yourself? No, but I haven't claimed that I can. That's my issue. And he goes outside. There's one episode, he's like, I'm going to go chop some wood and start a fire.

This motherfucker goes outside with an axe. the first log he attempts to chop which I could have told you there's no chance he's getting through this thing it's a fucking tree and he swings the axe he gets stuck in the log and now he's swinging a log around

with the axe attached to it trying to get it unstuck every time this man goes to do anything outdoorsy or manly it doesn't work so it drives me crazy that part of Luke drives me nuts I do think that he was good for the show

for a long time I think that his big problem this year was he didn't do anything. Yeah, he definitely took a backseat this year. And I mean, I thought in the moment that he just wasn't feeling engaged because of all the other shit that was going on with Austin and Sierra and the constant Lindsay bullshit. But, I mean, he always found the way to insert himself somewhere. I think, I mean, maybe Hannah being gone kind of fucked with him

because that's like always who he would mess with and get involved with and throw her away and whatever. So now that she's not there, he kind of had to find a new thing to do and instead he just became the nice guy kind of hung out in the background made some jokes here and there and then he was just Luke otherwise so we didn't really bring a whole lot to the table so I was I'm surprised to see that the producers let him go rather than him just walking away I could see him just walking away yeah I don't think so only because he actually has relationships with these people

like he's actually close with the cast of the summer house so I was surprised for for that reason that they wouldn't give them a chance. And like an ultimatum, I'm like, hey, you need to come back this year and you've got to fucking bring it, buddy. Because you even saw there was a moment where they're at dinner at that, I think they're at the vineyard, going back to the actual season. And they get into it at the table a little bit and Paige is getting upset and asks a question. And Luke starts to try to talk about his dating life.

He's like, well, you don't ask Luke about his. And he's like, well, actually, I would like to get into this and starts trying to talk about it. when they cut him off and no one's paying attention to what he's saying that's a moment where he could have fucking lashed out jumped up and like i'm fucking talking about whatever and made a scene and made a statement and instead he just kind of very calmly explains like well that's really rude like because i'm trying to tell this stuff i've been trying to tell this stuff blah blah that's not entertaining yeah like he just missed i don't think it was enough for them to let him go is what i'm saying like one one season of him being kind of like in a funk the whole time and something that

we haven't seen him do. I don't think that's enough to, like, cast him aside. Maybe, I mean, he probably didn't perform that well at Winterhouse. No, I'm thinking about it because there were so many new faces and so many new, like, relationships being made. And he kind of did what you said. Like, he just went outside and played fucking hockey and then built half an igloo and try to chop, chop down a huge tree.

Yeah. But, yeah, I guess maybe he just didn't bring enough to the table in consecutive shows. So they're like, you know what? Two strikes and you're out, buddy. But I don't know who, like, who are you going to bring in? Because you just try to bring in Andrea, who did well and definitely scored. well with the audience. He's a good-looking Italian model. I don't understand

why he's gone. I don't. Maybe he probably could have chosen to not go back. Who knows how they spin this? I don't think so only because Alex posted a very emotional Instagram post and it was kind of cryptic because it hadn't been announced yet that they had

gotten canned. Yeah, but everybody saw Alex getting canned. No, I know that's not. This isn't about Alex. I'm saying Alex made that post and Andrea commented on it like you're going to be okay buddy which implies to me that they're going through this together like we got this we're going to be okay so I think that I think they all got whacked I don't think it's weird move I think it's weird honestly I think Alex was a no brainer unfortunately I just think you've

seen like when you try to bring people into the show it really works out like one out of every like four and this is this goes for most of the bravo shows like you try to introduce somebody one out of every five is going to be a hit. Andrea, I thought, yeah, he was whiny. Yeah, he kind of got stuck on one thing for the season, but who hasn't? You know, who hasn't had that moment where they can't move past one thing, and maybe it's no longer entertaining, but that shit happens all the time. Doreet.

Doree, yeah, we'll get there. She did it again tonight, but I just, I would have given Andre another chance. I think that he deserved another chance. I think Luke deserves another chance. I'm sad to see them go. Honestly, Alex, I'm bummed to see go because he just seems like a nice dude, but I, I agree with that move. And then if Sierra does end up not coming back,

that would be a bizarre move because I thought she stirred up all kinds of shit this year. But we'll wait and see. Yeah, we'll monitor that situation just to see what they're going to do. I could see anything. How many people are leaving? What are you going to do? Like, have couples retreat with Kyle and Amanda and Carl and Lindsay,

just like they go away. Oh, that's not fun at all. That's fucking terrible. Boy, I forgot that Carl and Lindsay are coupled off. Yeah, they're all shacked up now. That changes the dynamic entirely. You're going to take all the single people out? Oh, well, no, because Andrea has a girlfriend.

Andrea has a girlfriend, too. Yeah, so you got, like, Maya. Do you think that he got whacked because he has a girlfriend now? So now, like, the hot Italian guy no longer plays because he's taken. It's not a bad point. Yeah, that's not a bad point. I still feel like even him with a girlfriend, he's probably still going to be the same guy. I don't think that much.

He's not going to invite Paige on a date. No, obviously not. But he was still trying to get her to go on a date when she was seeing Craig. Yeah, I have no issues. He's going to change now that he has a girlfriend, but... That'll be interesting. I don't know. Yeah, we'll see how it goes.

I can see that show just completely crumbling now. They're all getting older. They're falling apart, man. And they need to. Like, they all need to go get their lives together. It's kind of sad to watch at this point. Carl's doing great. He's fun to watch.

I love seeing a fellow brother in sobriety just killing it. I did watch Southern Charming. I did my due diligence on it. I watched. Did you like it? I fucking hated it. All of it? Oh, dude, I had a really hard time with it.

And I will say this, I can see, before I get completely crucified by our listeners, I can see why people like it. The drama's real. It's palpable. Yeah, like Charleston's cool. And we talk about this with Dubai a lot. Charleston's cool, but it loses its allure, maybe even quicker than Dubai. And then you have to get into the inner workings of the relationships.

And they're all, like, kind of bad shit crazy and just all over the place. So it's great, great TV. And I recognize that. I see that. I get it. I get the pull. Okay? Like, I do get it.

But fuck, those people are annoying. Like, they're bad people. And this is my issue when I watch Bravo shows that I don't enjoy is that I focus too much on like, wow, what a shitty person. So the question that I wanted to ask you going into this, and I feel like I'm already going to know the answer, do you feel like you saw a different size. of Austin in Southern Charm versus Summerhouse. His role in the group versus... You're going to be stunned.

Yes. Wow. Yes. And I can admit that. Do I think that he's a good person? No, I don't. Do I understand him more now why he is the way he is? Yes, I do.

Well, the interesting part about the timeline that I completely forgot, when they started Southern Charm, I was like, oh, fuck. Like, yeah, he has to deal with the fallout for Madison. The fallout for Madison was this past summer. Yeah. So no wonder he was black out the whole time, didn't give a shit about what was going on, hooking up with Sierra, hooking up with Lindsay all over the place and had no regrets at all

because he probably was in such like a deep dark hole trying to get out of whatever the fuck Madison created for him because she's out there. And he came out during that summer stretch and was just a wild animal. Probably even the winter house. Actually, it started with winter house. And then it got worse in the summer. But you see him now he's back in his own element in Southern Charm. He's back with his friends or, you know, if he wants to call them friends, it didn't look like it when they were sitting down outside.

But he's back in his own element and you're seeing a different side of Austin where his role in that friend group is a lot different than what he was portraying in the last two shows. No, and I see who he is to the friend group. And I also see a guy that's, I think he's starting to recognize, like, I'm getting older. I need to kind of get my shit together like that's the vibe that I got honestly and I kind of got that with Shep too and I oh I fucking don't like Shep at all he's really annoying

and he's gotten a lot better since he started dating Taylor I know and I know that because another credit all right I started watching the whole last season too I'm like four episodes in and I think that honestly made me like the show less like that's probably why i am where i am right now because i got

to see some of the drama leading up to this season and like there's i have so many questions as a newbie to southern charm like patricia and whitney what the fuck like what i don't want to know what happens at that house no i really don't and like the poor butler that man was such a treat he was such a nice gentleman and he's fucking just paralyzed now which is so sad but patricia seems indifferent she's like oh yeah it's really sad you know he was with me for like it was the longest relationship i ever had ha ha the man's paralyzed he had a fucking stroke patricia it's not funny it's not something to be made light of just because you're uber rich in this crazy house in charleston with your adult son living there who is quote unquote bi-coastal because he goes

back and forth from New York because he thinks he's a fucking musician. I know my shit, guys. Okay? I know my shit, but they are my least favorite people on Bravo. That's saying something. That's saying something. Whitney and Patricia are intolerable. I don't understand them.

And it just, it painted the picture perfectly when the dog shits on the floor and God damn it the dogs, man. Here we go again. What does he clean it up with? vodka. Yep. An adult man cleans up dog shit with lemon vodka. I didn't even notice that was lemon.

Good eye. I am a recovering alcoholic. I notice all alcohol, Sean. But seriously, they were tough for me to watch. I liked Naomi. She seems real. She seems cool. when she she's going through her whole spiel

and I felt really bad for her I couldn't believe she's with this dude he's a doctor correct and they are moving to New York and everything's happening and her dreams are coming true she's getting out of Charleston 10 days later

finds out that he's cheating on her not only that but he was like incessantly like body shaming her and like she if you look like years ago when she was dating Craig she looked like she was just naturally like pretty and now she comes back and she like my girlfriend described this as she had like French features like looking attractive and then she came back to the show and she looks American and

like she got work done and that was definitely probably the byproduct of this guy just like telling her that she wasn't pretty enough she wasn't skinny enough which and he was fucking cheating on her that's crazy because she's gorgeous yeah she went through some shit gorgeous like yeah that That's insane that anybody could body shame or any kind of shame her. And this is interesting after like the timeline because I watched Summer House and now this is all happening. So the timeline's funky. And I think the timeline's a little more skewed than we were led to believe. She goes to Vegas at some point and Craig's there for no real like just partying or something.

They end up hooking up. They go back to Charleston. This is where it gets murky. because Naomi claims, like, I don't kiss and tell her, like, I'm not talking about it. Craig, it's like, no, nothing happened out. It was Vegas. Like, things happened in Vegas, whatever. Or as Shep says, I guess what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas.

But that's a spot on Shep. But what do you think? Did they, was it a continued relationship when they got home? Probably not. Oh, you think they were going to say it wasn't? I mean, that's the way that they talk about it, I think when they came back to Charles, then somebody would have figured it out. They have a lot of the same friends, so someone would have seen it. Like, even though Shep hasn't been to Craig's pillow store much, they still, somebody would have figured it out.

Like, it's not that big of a place. And when you run in the circle that they run in, Catherine or somebody's going to be like, so Naomi and Craig saw them get in getting coffee or whatever. like you can you can only be so discreet in a place like that i don't know they would have been able to carry it on i don't think they're on coffee terms i was just talking about are they like you know a little booty call every now and then little de appointment that's what i was asking possibility but yeah i i don't know i i never want to give people on reality shows more credit than they're due fair that's valid so yeah i can absolutely fucking say it yeah and it definitely overlapped with page. It totally

overlapped the page, but that gets unclear too because she was doing her thing with Andreel, some or two, where she was leading him on and going back and forth. So I don't know how the timeline matches up with those. Like, if that was cool, they weren't exclusive yet. I would imagine that

given the circumstances, neither one can really throw stones there. Like, that's probably just water under the bridge. Yeah, for sure. But Craig's thriving. The business is booming. his friends are super pissed about it. You can clearly tell they're jealous, and it's not a great book. Shep's reasoning for not going to the store is like,

I'm not going to hang around in a pillow store. It's like, what, you're too fucking tough to hang on a pillow store, Shep? Yeah, I thought about it when he said that, and I was like, I get that to Shep. And then I thought about it again. And I'm like, hey, you know what? Actually, if one of my buddies owned a store, I'd probably just pop it and be like, what are you doing, the mess? That's my thing.

Yeah, absolutely. It has nothing to do with the merchandise available at the store. It has to do with supporting your friend. That's it. I would go, if you had a pillow store, I would buy a pillow every month. Oh, it's not even buying the pillow. I'm just saying, like, if I knew somebody that owned a store, I'd just pop it and hang out. You wouldn't buy my pillows?

I have a pillow contract. With my pillow? Yeah. Fuck that guy. No. No, you want a steel pillow. I know it sounds uncomfortable, but God damn. But Craig's doing great.

Shep and Austin need to get their shit together. I don't know what their deal is, but... I think Austin's fine. He seems comfortable in his new relationship. And, yeah, I mean, I thought the fucking exchange with Madison was crazy. Oh, my God, at the party, at Catherine's party? He kept calling her, like, full name over and over again. He's like, I knew that you would be here.

Like, I was cringing so hard for his poor date. Oh, yeah. You never want to do that. Like, when Madison entered the room, his girlfriend just disappeared. Like, in his mind, his girlfriend just completely disappeared. I don't even... He was panicking and people were telling him not to panic. And then he just, like, started talking to Madison and just got tunnel vision.

And it was brutal. It was tough to watch. I felt terrible. And she even comments, like, hey, can we not spend the whole night, like, talking about your ex-girlfriend who's here? And you know, Madison showed up just to do that. Like, that's clearly her intention was, oh, Austin's going to be there. Like, I'm popping in.

Austin's there with a new chick. Like, oh, like, I can't wait to see the look on his face. Yeah. And I actually, the thing is, like, I really do like that they gave Austin. his girlfriend, Olivia, a confessional just for that. I don't know if it's going to be like an ongoing thing that we're always going to be able to see what she talks about. I would like that a lot, actually. You don't really get it like in the Housewife shows like you don't get like Maricio in a confessional really.

Like maybe once, but he'll pop into Kyle's. So it's not like you get the girlfriends of these guys or the boyfriends of these girls sitting down and actually having their own confessional. So I'm glad that they gave her that moment to explain like her agony during that situation. I hope that continues, honestly. I would love to hear from the third part. parties that are that are slighted. They're like, yeah, this is really fucked up, guys. Well, and then, and overall, I mean, at least for the first episode, you got to see

Catherine and like her semi-full element. So I've seen, because I told you I had some experience with it. I saw some of the early episodes. Like I saw her with Thomas, like when they were together. I saw that shit. And I heard about the craziness of their relationship and what went down. and then he has those allegations against him for fucking with his secretary. Like, I heard all of that stuff.

So, like, I knew that was going on. So when she came back on the screen, it took me a minute to realize that was the same person, just because now she's, like, platinum blonde. And I was like, oh, that's Catherine. Okay. Yeah, she wears wigs. And I also didn't realize that Caleb's name was Caleb just because it's an interesting spelling. And I thought it was Schlebb for a good amount of time.

And it's not. It's Caleb. And I love Caleb. I think he's a great dude. And I feel horrible for him because he seems like he's just trying to like keep her like level, reasonably level. Not even like, hey, be normal just like, hey, don't fucking lose your mind. That's clearly an impossible job because she goes off the rails. And I think he softens her to a point.

That's why I said that you get to see her in her semi-full element. Her and her full element is 50 times worse. crazy. But that was kind of more collected for her in that situation. I think she was hammered. I think she went from like walking inside, walking outside, needing her purse, looking for her purse, and then she got sidetracked in a conversation that made her even angrier talking to Naomi. And then she just completely went off the fucking rails after that. But it is still like, it should be a good season, I think, and thank God for it because I mean, Dubai's completely gone.

It wasn't even on this week. I don't really care. Yeah, and let me, like, let me tie a bow on this with, like, I enjoyed watching it, all right? When I say I hate the show, I have a difficult time with the people and, like, their general values as human beings. Like, it drives me nuts. The fact that Shep doesn't have a job, he just, like, pops out of bed and, like, just fucks around all day and talks like he's this intelligent, like, adult. It just, it, it pisses me off to my core. But, like, the drama's real and it's, it's intense and it's fun because it's so outlandish.

So, like, that's something we've been missing from a lot of the Housewives show like that kind of shit. So I'm stoked that I get to watch that again. And I'm sure at some point I'll soften up for some of these characters. Like, inevitably, that's what happens with Bravo, right? So this is actually kind of interesting because you're seeing in real time our listeners how we became brabros, initially, not liking these shows and eventually falling in love with them. Let's get into why we're here, why we started. Rob, Real Housewives, Beverly Hills.

I thought this was a good episode. Yeah, it definitely was. We got some good drama. We got some actual fights. Diana finally came out from... True Diana. Yeah, Real Diana finally came out. For better or worse, I have some feelings about that.

The episode started, they're recapping, like, a text that Diana sent to the group, which was a bizarre move. No, Garcel wasn't in the group, right? Garcel was in the group, but she spelled her name wrong, I think intentionally, in the text. She spells it wrong. Because, yeah, because Garcel is in a cutscene in a confessional, like, reading the text out. Yeah, I couldn't tell if she was in the text group or not. Yeah, no, she was part of it. And, but a lot of the women comment on the fact that, like,

This is a deeply personal text. Like, she claims that, you know, she, the claim is not that she had a miscarriage. She did, in fact, have a miscarriage 12 weeks ago from when this show was filmed. And she said in the text that, you know, the past eight weeks or whatever of flying around and drinking and partying and X, Y, and Z, I am now, like, constantly bleeding. I have been bleeding the whole time as a result of this miscarriage. The doctor suggested bed rest, which is totally reasonable. I'm not here to disprove that, but all of the women were just kind of stunned that she decided to do this via group text.

Yeah, I mean, it was pretty wild that she, I guess it was days before Garcel's birthday, decided to share this crazily, like just incredibly over specific situation that she's going through. I mean, we saw it And we've seen it all the time Like you just say you're sick You don't have to get to Once you start getting in depth Then people are going to be like Oh, you're fucking lying

Like that's too much They're going to say she's lying regardless Yeah, well they do now And that's the big difference is Early in the season they may have Maybe not even shown it on TV Or they would have just kind of like Brush it off

And the women would have probably agree With Diana I've been like oh poor Diana We're so sorry for her Blah blah blah Doesn't need to show up But now they're, I mean, you saw it last week. Like, they're sort of onto her shit.

And it started with Kyle saying that there's something going on here. There's something a little shady going on. She seems calculated. Yeah, which you wouldn't fucking know that by the end of the episode, Kyle. But we'll get to that. Mm-hmm. And then you get even Rinnah, who we got only a brief glimpse of in the entire episode. I was so sad.

Real shame. And she was in a bathtub at Kyle sees her boobs. Yep. And you get a brief thing of Rina saying, Diana, that shady bitch, did she admire it or envy it or I don't even know what it was. She says that, oh, she said, I'm just a shady too. Oh, yeah. That's what she says. She says, I'm shady too.

Different, different level of shade for sure. Yeah. And to have that kind of response to someone talking about a very, very personal medical issue is kind of funny. And it shows that they're on to Diana's shit. Yeah. that she doesn't really want to be there, which we know, like, why are you even on the show? We kind of see by the end of the episode what she brings to the show, which, for better or worse, is probably good for TV. And it just didn't really make a lot of sense.

And I did like that they all noted that Garcell's name was spelled wrong. Yeah, because I think that they knew that that was intentional. Yeah, and Sutton called it out right away and Sutton called it out later too. Like, that's a real friend being like, no, no, no, you spelled her name wrong. And then give her a look just to see. Dorit, yeah. Yeah, and it's like, yeah, there's definitely something going on there with Diana. Well, and not for nothing, but if you're going to address a group chat about somebody in the group's birthday party, like, Google it and make sure that you're spelling her name, right?

Like, that's just rude. Well, I think we found out that she doesn't save anyone's number as their actual name. Yeah, and Sutton starts saying 8675309, which was fucking great. But back to when Dorit and Sutton are sitting there, there's just, there's, there's, there's, one thing, I'm not even going to get into the fact that she brings up the break in once again, but she was talking about flying to Florida when her mom was going through something. And most people, when they're telling a traumatic story, would be like, yeah, and we went to our house in Florida, or we went to our place in Florida, or we went down to Florida.

Dorit says, we flew down to our second home in Florida. Like, why do you have to, why do you have to, why do you have to? to emphasize that this is your second home. Why do you have to say that in that moment? Like, we know you're rich, lady. We don't need to hear it again. I'm sick of, I'm sick of her shit, dude, and I didn't have a problem with Doree until this season. And even with all the the break-in stuff, I know we soured on her a little bit, but I was still understanding because I knew she wants to get a storyline and that anybody in that scenario would be like, oh, I've got my story for the whole year. Great. Like, I got robbed a gunpoint. I thought she was,

She was okay on the second half of the Mexico trip. Yeah, I thought so, too. Like, once she kind of cut loose and drank a little bit more, got on the boat, like she was more fun with everybody. I agree. And you didn't have to hear about it. And, I mean, this is the most that we've had to hear about it in three weeks, I want to say. So I'm going to complain about it, but I'm not going to really, like, gripe about it right now.

Because we've avoided it for the majority of the season at this point. So, yeah, I don't want to. Fuck it. Who cares? Yeah, great. But I did think that moving on from that first scene, you get what I thought was a super weirdly forced situation between Sutton and Doreet. Like Sutton walking over to Doreet's house and knocking on the door.

And then she meets Doreet's mom. It looks great, by the way. And has a nice interaction with her. And then Dorete goes, you know, after my break in, I didn't really call anybody. And I thought that was like a little bit of like a weird jab at Sutton almost because Sutton didn't go. all of the friends went but afterwards yeah so it was like that's weird but it was in her confessional it's not like she did it right out in front but i was like yeah that's kind of weird but it just it's like why the fuck why is sutton going over by herself to durie's house just to talk about

yeah it was definitely forced and the producers do get in the way sometimes with this shit because like i don't really think we got anything from the interaction really oh we got one golden nugget what's that sudden was getting her pellet put in oh yeah her testosterone pellet yeah and Dorit is not understanding it at all, and Sutton's not making it easy. She's like, don't I look better? And Dorit's like, uh, yeah, what? And then it cuts to Dorit's confessional, and she's like, that makes a lot of sense. And you know what?

It kind of does. Only from like an aggression standpoint. Like, if you're pumped full of testosterone, you're going to get amped up. So we finally found the root, I think, of Sutton's clumsy words is. she's probably talking too fast for her mouth. Yeah, because she's got testosterone in her pellet. I did think it was interesting that Sutton calls out that Diane is a sniper, like snake in the grass.

She's sitting back just waiting to take her shot, and that kind of takes us into the party. Well, before the party we actually had, which really wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, as much as I dislike Crystal, I actually didn't really hate the scene with her whole family. do you know why why because it was normal it was incredibly normal i've never seen her she was like i love my husband i love my family and it wasn't fake it wasn't forced she was actually being genuine for

the first time that she's been on this fucking show yep that's why it was a good moment and i agree hip hop rob hip hop rob who i always forget he fucking wrote the music for the lion king no he he directed the musical the lion king is are you sure yeah no How sure are you about this? A hundred thousand percent. He directed the musical Lion King? Yeah. I need to fact check this.

Yeah, fact checked. He directed the Lion King. So we're both right and wrong. He didn't write the music. No, he did direct, but not the play. That's way more impressive. I definitely sold him super short. Yeah, and that's fucking cool.

That's really cool. And I don't think that they talk about Rob Minkoff enough. I did like that they brought the husbands in a lot more. I got to see Mo finally. Yeah, it was definitely a husband episode. Yeah. It was nice. As a broth, bro, I did.

I do like when the husbands get a little bit of the spotlight. I don't want them to have all of it, but checking in with the boys every now and then it's always a good move. Yep. But back to that night at Crystal's, I did think that it was a good, that was her first good moment on the show. And we got to even meet her family.

Like, we got to meet the brother, I think. It was like a pop singer. Yeah, which is, like, she has so much more to bring to the table. So I was actually almost frustrated by this interaction. So I was like, oh, fuck, Crystal. And her husband's fucking funny. Like, he came back. her son sitting there is like nine years old and he came back from doing like the rounds in

London I guess he's got a new show or movie and development and he said that he went to a little town and saw this like really cool castle that's owned by the Duke of Norfolk yeah Norfolk and he just kept saying it over and over and over again I'm like it's so deliberate that at some point Bravo is going to be like all right we got to bleep this out right we got to bleep one Norfolk not only that but then like the nine year old he I thought the nine year old was going to say it and I was going to lose it, because that would be fucking hilarious. They would have bleep the nine-year-old. But he immediately, the nine-year-old was like, that's the F word.

Yeah, why are you saying the F word? And he just kept saying it over and over and over again. He's like, no, I think that's the way that they pronounce it. Like maybe in some way, but no, that's not at all. You know what? To his credit, to his credit, Norfolk, Virginia is pronounced Norfolk. Huh. Yeah, that's true.

And I know that because that was our AAA team. It was Norfolk. and if you got sent down from Baltimore to AAA, you got quote-unquote Norfolk. So there you go. All right, Rob. Spot on. On point.

But not to get too off track, but yeah, I think that clearly she has more to give. And so, like, if anything, that was a shining moment and, like, potential. So credit where credits do for Crystal. And then that's when we get to the party. Everyone's kind of piling in. and I thought it was so fucking rude. And Dorit does this a lot. She takes like little jabs and like snide remarks that are just not necessary, not funny, and just kind of mean.

She looks at Garcell's bag, or sorry, Garcell's cake, which is a burkin bag. And she says, hmm, her first burkin. Like, fuck you. Well, I did think it was kind of fucking weird that Garcel had a burken cake. Well, we come to find out later it was a setup. She's like, I'm putting this burkin up here because I can't justify buying one. Well, no, that's what I thought was fucking weird, was she made a cake of a bag that she can't justify buying them. Like, if you don't like the bag because of the price, why is your fucking cake?

That's what she said. No, that doesn't make any sense to me. No, she said because she wants somebody to get her one. So she was implying with the cake. Right. About Diana. Why would? No.

No. She said, oh, a bag would have been nicer, but I guess I'll take your fucking book. No, she says in a confessional, she says, I can't, in that one where she says, I can't justify buying a burken bag, so I'm hoping someone gets one for me. Come to find out, watch what happens live after the show. She ends up buying her own. So she did get a burken bag. Well, good for her.

I could just see, like, a girl in South Philadelphia having a burken bag as her cake and being like one day. One day. One day, maybe. Yeah, one day I'm going to have this fucking bag and it's going to be beautiful. I'm going to take it down while I wouldn't show it off to all my friends Then Diana shows up Asher's back

Oh Asher's fucking back And he comes back I couldn't believe that I forgot about fucking Asher When he popped out of there I was like Oh shit No way And then he was wearing the same thing Diana was Except he added like a black hat

And he had a fucking t-shirt on underneath What the fuck were they doing With that matching outfit? I have no idea Yeah, my theory was, and I didn't get a lot of agreements, but that it was potentially body hair from Diana herself saved throughout the years. Maybe her feathers from her being like the devil reincarnate. Wow, she might. No, I think they were dressed up for a murder.

I think she went in there with bad intentions. Yeah, they just showed up in a fucking mood. You know what? They were dressed up for a funeral. Yeah. They were dressed up for a funeral because. she was ready to fight now she's ready to bring something to the table finally we'll get there eventually i don't want to dive into that yet no but right before they showed up which was

building on something nice erika said to sutton i was going to give you a call earlier this week to see what to get garcel and who the like even sudden's like if she called me i would have just went straight to heaven she said i'd pack my bags and go straight to heaven because hell is frozen over it made so much sense though like we've built on all right yeah it was nice last week we don't expect that to be sustained but eric even saying the words like i was going to call you to something is crazy it's banana land and it's good i like it i like seeing them okay it's actually it's more refreshing than i thought it would be seeing it two weeks in a row i was like oh that's nice yeah i'm here for this and it was

just a little moment and then we bought back to diana that was probably the best part is that they are not harping on it as like the producers and the editors of the show like they're not trying well i think with those two as it is like we saw it with sutton for weeks where she's like i just don't want to talk about it i don't care i don't want to talk about it like she doesn't want to talk about her own things like she oddly enough will talk about her own things in weird situations to make herself seem more relatable or like empathetic at some point but when it comes down to like the inner workings of her friendships she never really talks about it and neither is erika no so those are two people that you're not going to get much information out of,

you just kind of kind of take it for face value and see what it is. It's kind of all we need, you know? Yeah, it's great. It is refreshing, as you said. But with the Diana arrival also, I don't know if you notice, like, and it's hard to notice anything else

looking past those fucking coats that they were wearing and those outfits they were wearing. I did have the same reaction when Asher walked in. I was like, oh, my God, I completely forgot about Asher, her wine carrier. And now her purse watcher for the night, her little lap dog that follows her, wherever she goes. And you actually had a great comment. And he said, Sergio could learn a thing or two.

Oh, my God. Yeah, he stayed the fuck out of it. Just he checked in on her, asked her if she wanted him to take the bag back out to the car because she kept talking about it. And she's like, that's a quarter million dollar bag over there. We got to. And he's like, you want me to take it to the car? Like, what else do you want me to do with that thing? And she's like, I'll just, I'll just hold it.

I'll just, I'll fucking say it. Because she just wants to make sure that he's on notice. Like, hey, you're here for a job, buddy. Oh, and you know that she knew that Garcel loved Birkenbags and was going to have a fucking Birken cake. Without a doubt. Oh, this would be a great time for me to bring my Birken bag and show it off. Yeah, my quarter, not even like.

Not even like the low level. No, what did it say? 8500. 8500 to 2 million. She brings, we'll call it mid-level. Mid-level Berkin. Yeah. What a bitch.

And then has the balls to show her running away from a forest fire with a complete fucking fucking truck full of Birkenbags, Banksies. Banksies. I couldn't believe that. I couldn't believe that. The most 2014 shit ever. Banksy's.

How the fuck do you get? I don't even know how you purchased one of those. You cut it off a fucking billboard or like a wall that he painted on. It's fucking crazy. And I actually, in my brain, and I'm like, oh, well, we caught Dorit's robbers. All of her purses are in the back of Diana's car. But, and I thought it was like even more

insulting, she's standing there with Kyle and Kyle's enamored by this bag. She's like, oh my God, I brought this ugly thing. I should have brought like this bag. She tells her to look at the diamond on the bag like eight times. Yep. And Kyle's not paying attention because Kyle gets it. She knows what a fucking burkin is. She knows that there's diamonds on it. She knows like what to look for. Don't keep hammering home that there's a big ass princess cut diamond on it. We fucking get it. It's a $250,000 bag. Yep. It speaks for itself, Diana. Shut the fuck up. Well, right there is unfortunately for you, your girl, Kyle.

That's where I started having issues with her today. Really? Oh, my God, dude. Like, she, I thought Erica was up Diana's ass. Holy shit, Kyle. Yeah, she did come on really strong. Between that interaction and then the four of them talking and, like, you can tell Marizio was just like lit.

Liddy City, baby. Liddy City out there, smoked the doobie on the way over, like, ready to roll, having a good time. I'm no idea what's going on. He doesn't even know what he's common on. He's just like, you go, what did he say? Like, you go nuclear, then you attack or something like that. But that was crazy because she literally mapped out exactly what I've been saying. She fucking takes her time.

She figures out how they all tick, and then she attacks. And that's what Sutton called her the sniper. The sniper. Laying down on the grassy knoll. Totally. That's exactly what it was. And she lays it out perfectly. Now, she was very candid about that for the first time since the show started, since she got on.

And her talking, and Kyle's just like fucking stroking her the whole time. It's like, shut up, Kyle. Like, Maricio, you know, whatever, he's going to say whatever. Asher, they don't even need to put a microphone on because I don't care what the fuck he's saying over there. Couldn't give you. Diana's detailing her plans to attack someone tonight. She didn't even say who she was going to attack. She probably didn't care.

It's going to be somebody ended up being two people. And Kyle's just like, oh, ha, ha, ha, yeah, right, totally. Like, touching her husband's arm and laughing. And it's like, fuck you, Kyle. Like, come on. I agree. I agree, Kyle, not her best moment for sure. Oh, that wasn't, that was top three for the episode.

I know. I actually, I noted another one that I had a problem with later. But the party goes off. Everyone's bopping a little bit. All of the housewives want to fuck Garcel's son. Either of them, honestly, I think is what they said. The other one's only like 15. Yeah, you're, she goes, Krista goes, your sons are, and Garcel cuts her off.

It goes so big. Yeah. She goes, gorgeous. oh thank you yeah and right after Erica said that um her oldest son Oliver Oliver yep Oliver's hot Oliver's hot exactly my type and Crystal goes I was looking at him too and again I was like okay Crystal not terrible yeah just don't blow dumb shit up yeah and apparently just be yourself and you'll be fine just interact without getting upset or triggered about something it's like I'm shocked in that moment she wasn't like oh he's just the kid

Yeah. Like he's a 20-something, don't say that. Or just, like, was completely silent and didn't give anything. Yeah, and just made like a weird smirky face or like, oh, what did you say? Like, I like that. And I need more of that out of her if I'm going to change any kind of opinion about her. But if anything, this episode brought me back a little bit to, not that I was ever like a team crystal person, but giving her a little bit more of a fair shake. Yeah, more of the benefit of the doubt.

She stepped on her own foot like five times in a row in the last couple episodes. And now she's kind of stayed out of it. she's fine like she was part of a very funny moment on the dayboat um and now we have this episode which brought me back a little bit more so it's like i just just keep trending in the right direction you'll be you'll be trending up you'll be pleasant to watch on tv yeah she's trending upward we'll see i mean it's she's got a long long way to go yeah but i'm i'm i will give her another chance now you're gonna bring in more hip hop rob and we'll be hip hop rob dude when they hit the dance floor first of all that was a reenactment of the final scene and

hitch. Oh, yeah. Like 100% the angle of the camera. Everyone's doing the line down the thing. Kyle hits the death. Oddly enough, Will Smith's first wife right over there. Yep. Oh, yep. That's right. And then Kyle split. That's fucking, oh my God. Yeah. Good job. Wow. Will Smith's

first wife is there and they reenact hitch. Yep. My head just exploded. Good Lord, what to take. But Kyle splits, hits the floor. She's doing splits. She's So she says, I've got a lot of tricks up my sleeve.

I just don't break them out. I can actually put my leg behind my head, but you've got to pay for that. I thought that was really funny. If that's an only fans, since we talked about that on no filter. I don't see it happening. No fucking way. I'm not starting an only fan. I'm just saying hypothetically, would you subscribe to that one for research purposes?

Yeah, more so, no. If I had to pick between her or Denise, I'm picking Denise because I feel like Denise. is more liable to go off the walls do some crazy shit on there yeah maybe not even sexual just probably like kill a guy or something on there you think i could see denise doing that goes and kills charlie sheen on her only fans but anyway yeah yeah that's for another day that's for another day we'll get there some at some point no yeah yeah but what did you think about kyle's dress i know you're going to say she looked great blah blah blah blah but what do you think about the overall vibe of it look she looked great you can't argue that she never does

doesn't look good. Is it like something that I would think I'm going to see going to a birthday party? Absolutely not. Like it was borderline lingerie. But we do know that she wears lingerie out. Like that's her style. So was it a little over the top? Sure. Especially because she says to Sutton like, well, Sutton said something rude first and that's Sutton being Sutton. Yeah, I thought it was nice that they didn't harp on that. No, they didn't need to at all. That was just Sutton. It's just Sutton saying something dumb, and she does it in a funny voice. Yeah, I didn't know this was a pajama party.

Yeah, and you can tell she's not, I don't think she was trying to be malicious. I think she's stupid. I mean, Kyle wasn't wearing pants. No, she was wearing pretty much like a leotard and a long skirt, but not, like, I don't know what you call those. What should we call those? A silky. I thought it was a cape. Silky cape.

Yeah. Kyle was wearing a leotard and a silky cape. She looked great. And I guess because she wears that freaky. I don't know. I didn't really bat an eye. I just kind of thought Kyle was... Yeah, I thought it was a little much.

Yeah, you would. But then we start to... Diana comes out of the woodwork. She's ready to go. And she sets her sights on Sutton. I don't... I mean, I think it would have happened no matter what. But Sutton did go over to Diana

while she was just sitting on a couch with whoever. I mean, she... Diana wasn't really mingling much with everyone. Like, I didn't see her say anything to like... She was standing at the bar with Asher. Yeah. just standing at the bar with Asher, continuously getting drinks, talking about her bag with Kyle,

and then, like, I didn't see her talk to anyone else. Could have been editing, but who knows. But I think it still would have popped off at some point regardless, but Sutton did go over to Diana and say, do you have a moment to talk a lot? Yeah, let's go. But Diana was eager to go. She was ready.

That's what I'm saying. Like, she, her sights were set on Sutton. I think for the entirety of the night, she was waiting for the moment. And Sutton being Sutton, of course, forced the moment, which I'm actually grateful for Sutton. for that reason, like, similar to Garcel, she will say what needs to be said to push the narrative forward. And she did exactly that. At what everybody's thinking that's watching, what all of the

housewives there are thinking, hey, you sent this text. You're supposed to be on bed rest. What the fuck are you doing here? Like, why are you here? And before she could even get the question fully out, Diana was already, like, mocking her. Mocking, which is so immature. Just like, if you're this fucking Uber rich high society looking down on mini yachts saying it's a dayboat type of bullshit

bringing a fucking Birkenbag to a party that has a Birkenbag cake, like if you're that level of just high class pettiness, you don't fucking mock someone like that. Like that's the lowest you could possibly go. I felt like I was watching

two girls in high school going back and forth. Well, no. I take that back. Sutton was trying to control it. It's just odd that Sutton was the one that was normal in the situation. Like she did the t-da-d-d-bip-b-b-pip thing. I literally got like the hair on the back of my neck stood up. I was like, are you fucking serious right now?

Where you have to sit here and watch that? Like, you're ready to attack and this is what you bring to the fucking table? Like, how many times do you think she had to lick her lips? Oh, my God. To get her lips to work like that. I hate you. I hate you because now it's all I notice. You didn't stop.

Zach noticed it the other day. Zach was talking about it on Monday. Zach brought it up for sure, but like, you can't let it go. And now I, that's all I see. Oh, touching on something that I can't let go. I had a fake pregnant belly moment. Did you really? Yeah, a new one.

What happened? When Erica was doing the marketing for her company, she was like, I'm finally able to like do some stuff, get back into it, sell whatever. She was doing a photo shoot. And in her hands, she had like 10, like, hair extension pieces. Did that freak you out? I don't know what it was,

but they were all together in her hand, and I was like, she was fucking scalp somebody like, I know what hair extensions are. I know, let me set the record straight. I know what fucking hair extensions are. I know how they work.

I understand them because I'm a curious guy. I like to ask my girlfriend and other people this. You need to ask people to understand what hair extensions do? Yeah, because there's a whole fucking process that goes into it. I understand that,

but you need to ask for insight on how they function. Yeah. absolutely why not wow but that being said her holding like 10 or fucking 12 of them in her hand if she was holding one i'd be like my show one that's dumb 12 of them it's the same thing as the pregnant bellies 12 of them huddle up in a corner freaks me to fuck out 12 hair extensions in her hand freaks me out i don't know what it is it's a quantity thing probably but it's she's selling her product she has to show the product off fully understand that there's some

something going on with you that needs to be addressed when it comes to artificial I'm going to sound crazy when I say it's artificial body parts like yeah that in context that sounds bananas but they're hair extensions dude they're like

it's it's a wig yeah well yeah we don't have to spend a ton of time on this I can't let my mind but this is what happens and I can't let this shit go because I don't understand how your fucking brain works but you know what's going to happen the next time that you see an artificial body part or like a fucking box full of eyelashes that are unorganized or something you're

going to be like that's fucking who keeps a box of unorganized I don't know like you know like you know they peel on eyelashes put them in a box when you're done with them I don't know maybe you think that you could use them again later I don't know how that works but if you that was the first thing that came to my mind if you wear fake eyelashes could you please DM us and let us know if you save them for later use or if they're one time all and what and if you're super unorganized you're just kind of putting them in a little box yeah oh yeah and if you have a little box of used eyelashes that you plan on reusing, please take a picture of said box and send it to us. We are... Yeah, you want me to have nightmares for weeks. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to

blow it up onto a poster and frame it for shooter. But back to the drama. They keep going back and forth and Sutton is seemingly just trying to get a word in with Diana. She's just trying to understand, like, why the fuck are you here? Like, let me know, like, are you good? I had two miscarriages. I know what that and she and that's the thing that Sutton does and she's just empathizing and getting on your level saying I can talk about this with you because it's also happened to me. Which by the way if you're going to comment on a traumatic situation with somebody you need to let them know like hey I understand this because of my experience. You're not making it about you. You're just fucking leveling. You're making it okay for you to comment on it because you've been

through it. Like that's very different than trying to one up somebody but Diana immediately one ups her and she's like I've had a lot and Sutton's like I know that I'm just simply saying I get it like I know what you're going through and I did think that the way that Sutton started it off was absolutely maybe not an attack but it was absolutely like an investigation essentially no she was trying to why did you send this and you're here now yeah I don't get either but she did it under the guise of of like I was apologizing and checking on her yeah she did and which even though she wasn't apologizing. I just feel like it's in Sutton's nature to like when she's explaining what she's doing. She just automatically starts off with. I was apologizing. Yeah, no, she's so fucking

used to apologizing. But no, she was trying to get to the bottom of which I appreciate. And then Garcell realizes like shit's popping off. So it's her party. She wants to keep the peace. She heads on over there like, hey, what's going on? Diana comes at her. It's her fucking party, dude. Back the hell off. She's coming to investigate why you are causing a scene at her party. recognize, understand who you're talking to, and Diana says, what are you her bodyguard? Are you her mouthpiece? Like, bitch, you just said that you were Crystal's bodyguard, like two weeks ago, no? So, words mean a lot.

Words mean a lot. And also, this is her party. Shut the fuck up. Leave her alone. And Garcel isn't there for it. Like, she sits down, she hears that it's combative, Diana's being a child, and she goes, you know what my party i'm out see you i'm not dealing with this shit yeah she hops up and leaves most and i also thought it was kind of funny that she called sutton boring she said she oh yeah

before garcel leaves sutton called teddy melanchamp boring that was appropriate because teddy is fucking boring is boring sudden's not boring no sutton's the opposite of boring she keeps things interesting i don't like her as we know but like you can't falter on not being interesting for sure and she says well yeah i forget that you're old frail and boring which is an atrocious thing to say about anybody and she calls her fake and then son's like i don't have fake lips i don't have fake boobs i'm the realest one here and arguably she might be okay projection yeah okay projection that's right um but she starts to kind of come at everybody and Sutton gets sort of like fed up with it and she said

I think we're done here. You're an asshole, which I love that. And what was going on the whole fucking time? Kyle is next to her. Being a net. And Kyle is being so un-Kyle-like, in my opinion, because she's almost siding with Diana. Almost. She's fully siding with Diana.

I know. I didn't want to say it because I love Kyle. She is so, it's the change in the mood out of these women has, like, we just thought that it was going to be the year of Erica up Diana's ass trying to be her friend. We did. While she is still trying to be her friend, it's not as pushy as it was. And now we've got Kyle coming in out of fucking left field deep into

Diana, like uncomfortably. And it's like to the point where even what you said, and I fully agree with it, very un-Kyle. It's very uncile. To do this, like to push this. And pander. To insert yourself into this and only be picking Diana's side. I'd be like, do you hear what fucking Diana's saying to Sutton? Like, this is so mean.

She's being evil to her. Before we continue with that, I do want to, just because you brought Erica back up, Erica's bombed. She's doing her thing. She's, this is hot girl's summer. Slipping secret margaritas. Yeah, she's getting, but that's the moment I want to talk about because the bartender comes over and she's like, I need like my dirty little secret.

And my man 100% thought he was getting laid. Oh, my God. He was like, wait, what's that? What do you need for me? And she's like, the margarita, man. He's like, oh, yeah, the margarita. Like, oops, let me put my dick away. I got the vibe that they like, that they cut off the alcohol or something after a certain point.

And she was just trying to like get an extra sneaky one. They made, um, they only had a certain type of drink. He could order like, pre-made stuff. And she wanted a spicy mark. So like she had a deal with a dude. But he clearly, and I thought he was like, oh, hell yeah. What's up, Erica Jane? I heard you're trying to get dick down this summer.

I'm your bartender. and he got shut down real quick. So we know. Yeah. Or so we think. So we think. Yeah. So we think.

Oh, yeah. That's true. Who knows? Who knows? But back to Kyle, it was tough to watch, honestly. And it didn't make any sense to the point where Sutton, for the first time ever, I'm like fully in agreement with her. Like everything she's saying is sound. It makes sense.

She's just trying to defend herself at this point. She says, you know what? After she sings the lyrics to 8675309, she says you're a soulless person and i thought that was the nail on the head like that she is she is a soulless person and kyle is up in arms about it you can't say that that's so mean you don't call her soul it's like what the fuck she just called her old and frail and boring and that's what you're up in arms about she is soulless and then it that's when we finally get the line that was almost glossed over i thought it was like you want your villain like here's your villain

yeah because we were so excited when we saw that in the beginning of the season we're like oh fuck yeah she's going to say it probably to Sutton but maybe she says it to somebody else and that would really mix it up yeah and now it hits and it falls so flat because we hate Diana now yeah and I honestly like I've been waiting for this moment I've been talking about this moment I've been excited for this moment it sucked it wasn't it wasn't the haymaker I was hoping for because she didn't bring any substance to the argument she just said the same shit over and over again like the baby voice over and over again and then was just like deflecting and just yeah you're It's supposed to be this hard-ass, like, A-lister in Hollywood, Sutton just ate your lunch.

Like, you weren't even close. You reverted to high school bullshit, not even, like, middle school bullshit. Like, me, me, me, me. If somebody screamed at me, like, Sutton, the way that Sutton screamed to Diana at that one dinner, I would, the last thing on my mind would be telling that person they're boring. At the very least, they're not boring. No.

Like, they're entertaining or, you know, fucking aggressive. Old and frail. Like, Diana's, I think, two years younger than Sutton. Yeah. Like, look in the mirror, lady. Just because you've had more work done doesn't mean your body's in any different shape. No. Just because you're engaged to a 25-year-old doesn't mean that you're younger.

It doesn't make you younger. Let's go to the polls, baby. Let's see what our audience said. Again, the pool size for Zach's is much larger. But let's just see. 38% They're twins 50%

I kind of see it 12% No, but he's still smoking hot though Yeah, I feel like There should have been a fourth answer there Like a flat out no A plain note, yeah A flat out no

Maybe an I don't see it would have been good No, no, no I think my way is better I don't think you skewed those. Nah, I don't think that happened. I think that you need to call me rooster next week until I hear otherwise. You think I will call you rooster next week purely because you did shave to the mustache. I shaved the stash.

I bought the outfit. Old Navy had pretty much the same exact Hawaiian shirt that Miles Teller was wearing. Yeah, as a reward for your commitment, you get a rooster episode. I love that. But I think my biggest takeaway from this. Why do you just say it like that? I love that because I'm excited. Fuck you.

Show a little emotion and here I get crucified. What's happening? We'll take it. But I think my biggest takeaway from the Miles Teller thing, and don't worry, we're not going to run this into the ground. Like, this will be it after he calls me rooster next week. But on YouTube, on our video with Zach, more than five people said, I can see it, but I think he's a cuter Miles Teller.

So I, no matter how this turned out, I won. I really don't see it like that because it was, what, 70% no from Zach's audience? No, no, no, not about the poll. I'm talking just comments on the YouTube video. It was he's a cuter Miles Teller or I think he's cuter than Miles Teller. So that's the biggest W I'm going to have. And I will take that. That is pretty nice.

That's great. Yeah. It's what a good feeling. I would take that too. I loved it. I think we have two questions. And remember, guys, look out for our polls and questions on Instagram because we do want to hear your questions.

We want to answer some funny shit. So we've got one, boink, merry kill. Oh, boy. And we haven't had a boink, Mary kill in a while. But I'm stoked for a new one. And if you are new to the show, because we're bros and gentlemen, first and foremost, we don't fuck Mary Kill here. We boink Mary Kill here.

because we're good dudes. Boink, Mary, Kill, Southern Charm, Madison, Catherine, Naomi. Oh, uh, boink, Madison, marry Naomi, kill Catherine. Interesting. I think that's pretty straightforward. Yeah, I don't think that's like... I'm going to mix it up. I don't think there's a different answer to that.

There shouldn't be. I don't know. Look, for the sake of our... argument purposes, I would marry Naomi, point Catherine, and I would kill Madison. And here's why. Because you have the urge to kill Madison because she's a terrible person? Yes. And she hurt your friend Austin? No. No, fuck Austin. I, simply because Madison seems like a terrible person. She seems conniving and in the stuff that I saw when her and Austin were dating. She's mean. She's not a nice person. You think she hooked up with Alex Roder, I guess? Yes.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, he probably sent her home with a gift basket. I think it was Derek Jeter that did that. Oh, yeah, Jeter did do the gift baskets. Not a year. Very shameless about that too. Yeah, no, he's very open about that, which, you know, at least he's a classy guy. Hey, here's $10,000 worth of shit. Thanks for the fun night. Um, but no, she just seems like she seems miserable. And while Catherine is a lunatic, I do respect that she's been through a lot of wacky shit. Like that whole thing with Thomas, she was like, what, 21 when she met him? Like she met him at a bar that Leva actually opened, which I thought was crazy.

Like that had to tie back in, but I guess Charleston small. But even that, like that's crazy. And while they're showing all that stuff that she went through, like, maybe I could show her one fun night, you know, just show her a good time, make her happy for a little while, send her home to Schlebb, feeling good, make his life a little easier for the night, I don't know, you know. Yeah, that's, that's incredibly courageous of you. Thank you so much. Yeah, that's what I do. Very charitable. We actually just got a text from Zach, like in this moment. Oh, shit. So excited that I

watch Zach Peter podcast on YouTube just now. He had braw boys. Hell yeah. We'll take that. Close enough. There are two straight guys that have a podcast about the Housewives. It's fun to hear their perspective. So thank you, Zach.

I love that. That's awesome. We love to hear. That's why we want the reviews, guys. Let us know. Let us know how we're doing what you think. Again, follow us on Instagram at Brov underscore Bros.

Also on Twitter, Brov underscore Bros. Shooter's getting a ton of feedback. on the live tweeting which is really cool like totally random people chiming in commenting so joining the fun we want to hear from you guys we want you to interact and you can get your question read live on our show and we'll even drop a name we'll drop a name oh yeah that question was from dev my life there you go um there was two other questions but they were about the southern charm or sorry the uh summer house cast and we already covered that so oh okay

But that does it for us. That's the brav bros. We are out of here. Tune in next week. We got episode, episode nine. Episode nine. Holy shit. We're deep in this shit.

Moving along. I love it. I love that. Brob bros out. See you next week. Bye. Hey, Michael. Hey, Tom.

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