Brown Girls Do It Too - My Big Fat Asian Vagina

Episode Date: August 15, 2019

Rubina, Roya and Poppy were all meant to study their vaginas for this episode but guess who didn't? They talk about their findings, attempt to draw their own 'lady bits' and even give them names. Poppy's vagina apparently has an accent! The girls also discuss contraception choices, crusty findings, the numerous names for a vagina or vulva and how to keep things cool down there.An Asian girl's sex life is often shrouded in secrecy. However Roya, Rubina and Poppy are breaking all taboos in this revealing podcast.‘Brown Girls Do It Too’ is a no holds barred conversation between three British Asian girls, who all have sex and are unashamed to talk about it. All the ‘ins and outs’, from the messy realities to the mythical fantasies and sexpectations, Poppy, Rubina and Roya talk about their relationships and sex lives in this funny full frontal podcast.These are genuine and thought provoking conversations, between three progressive British Asian girls who have and enjoy sex, conversations that have never been aired before. How do they navigate the complex world of sexual adventures with their cultural backgrounds and familial expectations?

Brown Girls Do It Too from the BBC Asian Network. Hello, I'm Roya. Hello. I really liked it. I'm sorry. Never doing that again. Hello, I'm Roya and with me are Poppy. Hala. And Robina.

Hiya. And you're listening to the Brown Girls Do It Too podcast. This is a sexy new podcast from the BBC Asian Network and it's unlike anything that you would have heard before because we are three brown women who have extramarital relationships

unless it's a dry month and we're totally wanting to talk about it. Dirty, sweaty and sometimes downright disgusting. Poppy, I'm looking at you. Right here, direct into your ears. However you identify and whatever your sexual orientation, you need to listen to this podcast because it's about the realities of brown girls having all kinds of S-E-X. So we probably do need a trigger warning because we swear we get deep down and dirty and some listeners may find that offensive.

Yeah, we'll be speaking in detail about sex. Why? Well, firstly, why not? And secondly, and more importantly, the Asian community has a bit of a rap for being humble and modest and even prude. And I'm here to tell you that the three of us are none of those things. On this podcast, the three of us reveal the ins and outs pardon the pun of our sex lives. No subject is offered limits. We are candid and truthful and the spirit of being honest. Here's our first confession. We love talking about sex.

We do love talking about sex and in today's episode we nose dive into our vaginas as we talk about how few people know where their clit is, including myself. What orgasms feel like for us. And we discuss whether brown vaginas are different to like white ones and all the other coloured ones. Okay, but before I introduce you to the inner workings of my lady bits, like any good first date, you probably want to meet me first. So I'm Rubina. I am a tall British Asian Indian. Wild, right? Fucking crazy. Really tall.

And I'm Poppy. I'm Bengali. I did a BDSM test and it said I was 84% vanilla. And you know what? I'm alright with that. What I'm not okay with is people playing their music out loud on public transport. Why do you do it? Why? Why? I don't want to hear your fucking shit. It's totally wrong. And I'm Roya. I'm Iranian. My family own 84 Persian rugs. Truth to story. And I'm

proud to say I order a Turkish kebab at least twice a week. Sue me, people. I'm so proud of you. Proper kebabs, like kebab kebab. No, no, no, like sheesh, like grill. Oh, she's like a shawarma.

No, I wouldn't get done. Oh, you're not a heathen. Initially, I was like, all right. I'm not a football hooligan. Like a proper kebab. Okay. Like a grill. No judgment here.

No judgment here. No judgment. Strong. Hopefully, you'll get to know all three of us a bit better over the course of this podcast. But let's get cracking. Brown girls do it too so last episode Roya set us a task to go and spend some quality time with our vaginas as in a good 20 minutes is what she said but I don't know what you guys did to like take a good look

and a good touch at our lady bits I didn't really have a look I'm so sorry I had a confession Bobby I know I was so busy Bobby you had one job I do it now I do it now but I did I did tweeze some hair out

does that sort of count I mean if you were near the area tweeze fucking hell you've got time on your hands no I had wax no I had a wax I had a full on

Brazilian is it Brazilian where they get rid of everything I had a full on Brazilian Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood is full tone I And a full-on Brazilian. Hollywood, Hollywood. Hollywood is full-time. It had a full-on Hollywood.

And then there was a stray bit. So that's the closest I've come to seeing my vagina. Oh, I sat in front of a mirror, legs akimbo, and just looked. And what did you discover, Rubina? That it's much prettier than I thought it was. Oh, I love it when that happens. Yeah, it's like, it is a little bit like a flower. And I can see why people say that.

I think we have very different vaginas. Mine is like, mine's like a daffodil. That's sweet. I was comparing mine to like, you know when you've got a less, so I would say like porn vaginas look like envelopes which are shut right and it's like just the back sealed tight I would say mine looks like when someone's ripped the letter open oh wow so quite flappy yeah but I don't I as I'm growing older I'm sort of like appreciating the look and I feel like it suits me some of those folds are quite nice. They sometimes look a bit like ham.

Like a bit prosciutto. Like Parma. Parma ham. I love how we've segued into like deli meat to describe our lady parts. I did. I mean, from what I can vaguely remember when I'm showering in the morning, it's kind of like packed a bit. You know, it's like packed tight.

It's like, oh, there's no. Yeah, there's nothing coming out. There's nothing. There's like a there's no like flap. It's just, you know. Oh, OK. Mine is out. Me too.

Mine's all out. I've got these like kind of like two flaps, like a triangle. OK, what's the angle? Are we talking about, say this is the mirror and i'm looking at my vagina can we describe it the way it looks well it depends because i've not done i've not done this yet because vagina looking at your vagina facing a mirror like this is not the same as looking at the vagina when you get right in there no i haven't done that well then you haven't seen it mate yeah you need to get a hand mirror firstly that. That's like a golden ticket into your vagina.

Rubina, you said something to me once, which is apparently brown vaginas are just bigger. Is that fact? Can we say that as fact? No, I don't know that that is a fact. I probably shouldn't have said that. But I do think that brown vaginas probably are different to white vaginas

because in porn, the majority of porn that I watch is all white women. And their vaginas are like super pink, super tight, super small. And I'm just like, I'm not small anywhere. No. When I was like seeing a guy purely for sex, he digged my vagina. And he was like, I actually prefer it to sort of more tucked in vaginas. Because of the lips?

Yeah. I think it gave him more to do when he was you know going to town yeah um he had more to play with because otherwise it's like it's pretty boring so i'm i'm quite happy also having more uh surface area on a wider pussy helps because of increased sensitivity like uh i don't know if it's the same with men but like there is more surface area to be, you know, aroused by. Yeah, no, I'm really regretting not seeing my vagina. I've only seen it front on, unfortunately.

I'm just thinking, though, about the colours, because the colours, there's like a few shades of brown down there, isn't there? Mahogany. Mahogany. Whoa, that's dark. I think you need to see what mahogany looks like. Mahogany is like... Is mahogany really dark?

I'm just kind of thinking of what's a good mix between brown and pink and purple that's where mine's at mine's in that kind of colour spectrum of brown and pink and purple nice, that's the colours I want for my new house if I could just get a colour match that would be great if I had to describe my vagina

I think it's like a shade of tea but when you put a little bit less milk in it. Strong tea. Like a strong tea. That's the most British Asian sentence to have ever come up. It's like a strong tea. She just needs to get a digestive biscuit to dunk in. and then there's like a you know if i was thinking about the color scheme of my vagina it's like it's like the tea color with a strong tea with some pink bits in it question how are you guys keeping

your hair down there i mean you've just said that you've had a hollywood puppy i just hate the hair everything off off off off off like a baby you see i like when I'm just right I've as I've established with everyone on this podcast who listens I haven't had sex now in like three months it's it's a real situation if anyone could sort it out but when I'm not sexually active there is no way I'm removing the hair down there like it's such a palaver it It's a palaver and it's very, very expensive. There's been times where I've been on a night out and I've scored and I'm like, I can't go back and have sex with this guy

because I've got hair down there. I have so many of my girlfriends who don't go back and they really want sex. They don't go back because they have a bush down there. That's bullshit. Everything about what you guys are saying is just not for me. I know, it's not. I like to keep it bushy, but trimmed.

So like long hair, but in a kind of directed approach. How are you directing it? Left at the roundabout. How are you directing it? I'm one end of the extreme. I'm like all off or like I think having pubic hair or wild bush having pubic hair

just shows somebody that you're like yeah and I think pubic hair is sexy do you know what I want to agree with you because I don't like I feel more sensitive

when it's all off and therefore like but the idea of like a guy going down on me when I've got hair there but why you have to go down on him when he has hair there?

Oh yeah. Like it's totally. I don't mind getting his pubes in my teeth, but I totally agree with you. I totally agree that what I believe is wrong, but I totally agree that the patriarchy is one, but I still don't like hair. Yo,

I just, I already am thinking about so much when a guy's down there yeah I also don't want to be thinking like you don't want to add to the stress babe I get it I get it and this is a really interesting area about women letting men go down on them because sometimes women are so conscious of their vaginas they're not able to let somebody freely go and explore no entirely my only thing is I hate it when i go down on a guy and he has a full fucking bush in my face i'm like go to the waxing lady do some manscape gardening because there's nothing worse than when you're giving a blowjob which i don't necessarily like and then you get like hair in

your mouth and then it completely ruins your flow but then equally if i want him to get rid of his hair i feel like i should get rid of mine but i say this and i give the talk i actually don't so really three times of the year or four times a year when i go on holiday or to a wedding i'm there's nothing there and the rest of the time it's not even trimmed it's like a californian bush like it's in every which way and they're gonna have to deal with it you do have the moment where you've like let it grow like a little bit too much and you're like, where the fuck is it? I've had that where I'm like, it's hidden. It's come out to play.

But then I wonder then, because I do just genuinely feel far more sexy when I get it all off. Yeah. I see both your points and I agree with both of you, but practically I'm on Roya's side in that I hate that I do it. I think it's so unfair

that women have to do it and not just our lady parts. Underarms, there was a guy on the tube who was wearing a vest. It was very, very hot. I mean, and he just put his arms up like this

and he had like, he had hair. He had obviously never shaved or waxed before and I just thought a woman could never walk, I mean, of course she could, but she'd be judged.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, they don't have to get rid of their hair on their legs their underarms i mean it's it's i am totally part of this i don't know how you describe i am part of this patriarchy of uh waxing but i hate that i do it every time i go to the salon i hate that i do it poppy do you think your vagina is beautiful no oh my, that was so quick. Yeah, I think because I've been, and I'm totally aware of why.

Why? Because I don't see vaginas enough and when I am exposed to vaginas, they're porn vaginas or white vaginas. They're not brown vaginas. And I've just been conditioned. And also from a cultural point of view, vaginas is something you pack, pack away

underneath a chastity belt and then throw the lock and key away. But I've just been conditioned to believe that vaginas are an ugly thing. But I also think that about penises. I think that they're not... I think penises are more beautiful than vaginas. Oh, I don't know about that.

I would say that equally. I'm really hitting it with the patriarchy today. You've been so brainwashed. They're just like, I think I've been quite lucky with penises, where the ones that I've slept with have all been like... Renaissance penises. Yeah.

No, but like, yeah, Renaissance were bigger. Renaissance penises were small, man. They're tiny. They're fucking tiny. All the men in the V&A museum are like, oh, you poor thing. What were you doing with that?

But like, a penis is out and it's like I should also say I much prefer circumcised penises and also hard but like a woman I mean she's got demands I know

it must be circumcised and hard and trimmed well I mean if they're not hard how are you doing it not hard I know also don't you think

there's a really weird discovery? So I remember being a teenager and like knowing I had a vagina, touching it all the time, cleaning it, washing it, doing all the stuff that you do it. Never having fully looked at it. Yeah. And isn't that mental? I grew up and probably like the first time I ever really took a look at it was when I was going to trim some pubic hair.

And I was like, OK, I should probably get a mirror because I really don't want to slip anything off that's a little bit too sensitive. And that was the first time I'd ever looked at it in the face. And I was like, what the fuck is that? But I don't only think that's because of conceptions we have about it. It's also like, I can't bend that way to get down there. Has anyone seen their bum hole? I actually weirdly have.

So my waxing lady is fucking amazing. Oh yeah, people love the bumhole. So she had me on all fours. This is when I go to do a Hollywood, my quarterly Hollywoods that I have. I'm on all fours. And then she is quite, she's not kinky, but she's definitely weird like me. I quite, oh, this is a a maybe i shouldn't say this but anyway so she so she waxes my bum hole she's like got hot wax over the bum hole and then she goes

and she takes it out and then i see a little imprint of my butthole so and you see all the creases and the hole and the hair have you kept it fascinating no that's a really good way to tell your fortune. You will have a long and prosperous life because your a-hole is gigantic. You will have four children, two boys and two girls. And a great mortgage and you will live in Surrey. So I have technically seen an imprint of my arsehole. So here's the big question. Have you ever seen another person's vagina live so I went down on a girl and I saw her vagina um what was that like because I've never done that

I don't know how to say this without saying it but I was not myself if you know what I mean well I was uh well I was I was out I was well I was out I was out I was out I was out it wasn't me it wasn't me and I

I have to say it was like it was quite smelly and all the dinos are kind of smelly yeah they are kind of smelly and I sort of did it but it was a very

it wasn't sexual it was very kind of like I wasn't engaged was very kind of like, I wasn't engaged. It's a bucket list thing. I wasn't really engaged with it. And at that point, as I was, and it wasn't very long, but as I went down, I definitely, I didn't necessarily realise I was straight. I knew before then.

So it wasn't adding anything to my sexual experiences, if you know what I mean, other than using it for a podcast eight years later. Because we're all straight women, sadly, we've probably seen more dicks each than enough vaginas yeah I think that's true I mean definitely it is true they're like vaginas I've seen her at the swimming pool or like my mum's when I was a kid yeah I mean I've never seen my I mean I could also see my mum's vagina now could you imagine mum get it out well i just want to see what my future looks like i don't know i'm really oh god i'm quite um having now just told you my vagina anecdote there's clearly something that's been like trained in me that i still when i'm in a swimming pool or

a gym and people are like completely stripped off i'm like i still do that i don't know why i do that i still do that and I can't shake it I immediately just oh yeah I look away and I can't I wish I didn't for me it's more like

I'm unable to like fully get like really naked so when I go to the gym and stuff and then I go into the shower and the showers are all there and I'm like okay I'll just get my towel

yeah I do the same thing one leg in the shower I do the same thing I take my like wash bag and my knickers in the shower but it's so liberating

to be naked yes it's so liberating and we should do more. Whereas I feel like men are more like, yeah, get it out. Let it wave. Like, you know, it's just way more sort of like freeing. Whereas we're constantly covering ourselves up, aren't we? Yeah.

It feels like. Even pants, like women's knickers are designed. So like men get the like kind of tight boxes or like loose boxes depending on what they want what if it was anyone like loose pants say if you had like big lips and you're like i want to like like why are we always say like tight and tucked in i know that's so true like thongs are like oh hide it like pretend you're flat down there like barbie i'm not flat down there definitely not i really am quite curious when you guys say you're not when you say you're not flat like so I'm imagining your pussy is quite flat

and all of your lips are tucked inside, which can happen. Yes. And I'm imagining yours is probably a little bit more similar to mine, where there's an outer... You mean like two hanging lips like this? It's like...

What is this? I don't understand what this is. Can someone draw something for me? Okay, I'm going to draw... I'm going to draw a vagina here. Oh, we should definitely talk about camel toe, though is your vagina i imagine poppy and that's that's my vagina yeah yeah so that's wrong with the right side of your vagina mate whereas like my vagina has like there's four things going on

people are not gonna see that there are four can you explain to me the four things going on. People are not going to see that. There are four? Can you explain to me the four things going on in your vagina? These are the lips. There's outer lips and inner lips. Oh, the outer and the inner. Okay, maybe I have those too. What do you mean maybe?

What does she mean maybe? I cannot believe Poppy did not do the homework. I know. I mean, should I do it now? I'm not joking, should I? Okay, I see what I mean, should I do it now? I'm not joking. Okay. I see what you mean. No, I think it's fairly tucked in.

Yeah. I think the inner lips are probably a bit longer than the outer lips. Yeah. I think, Poppy, what it's safe to say is you've got a porn vagina. You should do porn. I was about to say yes. Bangladeshi porn. Oh, my God. Can you imagine the subscription on that?

150 million. In terms of vagina maintenance, how do you guys deal with it? Do you guys get the feminine bloody wash? It's a joke that there are any vaginal cleaning products. Any of those washes, it's a way to con women because your vagina is self-cleaning. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise oh I so I'm going out tonight and I may have sprayed a vaginal deodorant

oh my god Roya what an aerosol you took an aerosol to that space why don't you just do it with a bit of does that feel good it cools it down

no I was just I like I'm it's just it's just no no judgement on the shawarma and anything else

but like I just think because then you set a post and then you get into a habit and you're like and then you're like the guy's like oh I slept with this like

middle eastern babe and her fucking vagina smelled I was like sure it was amazing well I think the thing is is it scentless no vagina smells of vagina

and you better fucking deal with it yeah basically the way to look after your vagina ladies is to leave it alone according to Robina and Poppy. Water.

Well, honestly, water. Clean it with some water. Sometimes it's nice to put a bar of soap down there. In the... Not inside. Definitely don't put it inside. Just around. Yeah, groin area.

No, but you also need to get in between the lips because you don't want any, like, kind of crusty stay of stuff happening down there. Okay, ladies. I've got a fun fact. Blue waffle. Don't you remember that? That was disgusting. I don't know what you're talking about. kind of crusty stay of stuff happening down there okay ladies I've got a fun fact blue waffle don't you remember that that was disgusting

I don't know what you're talking about and I don't want you to change what a blue waffle is for me so don't tell me anymore I have a fun fact for you okay

apparently your vagina is like a wine that's right the normal pH of vagina is less than 4.5 oh so it's similar to

wine I didn't know that until I googled it this morning. It is a delicacy. It is a little bit like a glass of wine. Still to come, guys, we'll be going through a list of the most popular terms for the vagina, talking about the ill-advised pull-out method as a method of contraception. Yes, I'm looking at you, Roya, and we'll be naming Rubina's panani.

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with Rhys Parkinson. Download and subscribe now at BBC Sounds. Brown girls do it too. So, obviously like when you take your pants off there's always like stuff going on. I hate that stuff by the way. I want to talk about that stuff. It's natural discharge okay i hate it i don't know what's right all the things that we've talked about on this podcast that's discharge makes me cringe i'm like

if you have crusty white stuff in your pants you are completely human i hate that girls girls are taught that when they take off their pants it should be just like fucking nothing on that i know it's so true if To be honest, if it is nothing, then you've probably got a problem. Then your vagina's closed or something. You've got clothes pettied there. My vagina's definitely telling me something about my age. It's like, okay, you need to have a baby now.

You're discharged, discharged. Yeah, oh, I hate that. I know a girl who wears a panty liner every day. Oh, I used to wear one every day. That's really bad for the environment, guys. Think of the landfill. That is such a Rubina thing to say. Rubina lives like the perfect life

and we're just like, look, I spray my deodorant and I use tampons. Get over it. I use panty liners every day and more environment. So do you use a moon cup? I think I struggled.

I actually do own a moon cup but that's not the same thing no I tried to use it I'm quite hard I've heard that they're quite in a fucking tree okay guys I think I think I just spent so much of my like youth being really like suppressed and like not touching myself and so much of that that I do think when I hit a certain age a few years ago I was like you know what I'm just enjoy my body, enjoy what the natural kind of thing that happens with it. But that doesn't mean I don't have any shame or anything. I wouldn't throw my discharge panties at anyone's face. Thanks.

That's really disgusting. Discussing vaginal upkeep, what do you guys do about contraception? Making sure nothing happens down there? I spend five full guys do about contraception making sure nothing happens I spent five full years on the contraceptive pill and it was actually horrible and only coming off of it did I realize that that was like a terrible time that I had to just go through that and have a pill every day uh so now I've opted for the natural RUD so I had I have a like a copper coil inserted which is like non-hormonal and the copper just like does stuff.

I don't know what it does. Yeah, you see, I've gone on the pill, not for sex, but for my skin. And I am such a moody cow. I really, like I've wanted to punch people in the face,

like on a daily basis. So yeah, I think I've always had I've never had sex without a condom well actually that's a lie I have had sex without condoms but it wasn't a good idea guys so don't do it um so yeah what about you Poppy? Well when I was married I had the implant you know the thing that sits underneath the skin that feels always quite sci-fi yeah it did feel quite sci-fi and a great sort of party trick like feel my arm um but also i was doubly depressed but didn't know so i was depressed because i was in a not was in a marriage that maybe i shouldn't have been um but also i hadn't

realized that the the hormones were making me feel even more down and it's only looking back i'm like shit i was really unhappy i mean i was already unhappy and then i feel even more down. And it's only looking back, I'm like, shit, I was really unhappy. I mean, I was already unhappy and then I was even more happy. Now I'm on the combined pill and it's safe to say that if I do feel like I want to punch everyone, I can't tell the difference. Maybe I'm just an angry person all the time. Have you ever tried the pull-out method? Yes.

That's what I live by. What does that sound like? That's so dangerous? Yes. That's what I live by. One of my friends says like that. It's so dangerous. The withdrawal method is what I live by. And if one of my sisters said they did that now, I'd be so cross with them. One of my friends like swears us the way. It's so...

There's an app called like... Natural Cycles. Natural Cycles. And I'm like, we are going back in time. But this app is like, so you just have sex. It's based on your temperature. You check your temperature every day. And it tells you that days are going back in time. But this app is like, so you just have sex. It's based on your temperature. You check your temperature every day. And it tells you that days that you're ovulating.

I think it's God, like if there is a God. The biggest curse he gave is that you are your most horniest when you're on your period. Like when I'm on my period, I'm like, I want to hump everything. And yet there's like a whole load of stuff going on down there. It's really unfair uh yeah just just before we move on there guys i probably would we should clarify that you should definitely go and see a medical professional when requiring contraception of any kind do not take our advice on contraception because roy is doing the pullout method and that is wrong

roy's like i live by it guys i promote the pull out method to anyone it's like some some 17 year old girl being like I thought it was alright I'm gonna give that a go I can definitely say because I did it for 7 months and I would not

recommend it to anyone don't do it don't do it I've had many a scare so no it's not a good thing but yeah don't do it

brown girls do it too. So in terms of, like, sensitivity of your vagina, how sensitive would you say you are? Because there was a time where I was having sex with a guy and he was, like, touching me down there and kissing me on my neck. Neck kissing is hot.

It's the best thing in the world. People need to do more neck kissing. Yeah, I agree. All across all genders, all sexual orientations, just do some more neck kissing. It's so hard. This has been a public service announcement. From the BBC, neck kissing is back in fashion.

So he was kissing me on my neck and he was touching me downstairs and the kissing on the neck was really like hard. Like I don't really like love bites. So I was telling him to go softer on my neck and harder on my vagina. And he was like, this is the wrong way round. I was like, no, like it's not like some, it's not a piece of China that I'm scared you're going to break down there. Like, you know, it needs a bit of like.

I think, I think, I don't know about you Poppy, but for me it's like gentle touching down there at the start until you like lure the clitoris out. Gently lure it out. Lure it out from where? From the inside. Because you know your clitoris expands, like just like a penis expands when you're aroused, right? I think I did though.

It is expanding, so it's kind of coming out. Lure out the beast. And then it kind of comes out and it's like, hey there, what's going on here? And so because it's been of coming out and then it kind of lure out the beast and then it kind of comes out and it's like hey there what's going on here and so because it's been teased out then you want you want a bit more it's a very sensitive spot

so you don't want anyone just like visually I'm looking at you and this is it's hilarious this is very clitoral also no one should be slapping it like

no I think in terms of tactic Rubina in terms of tactic I agree with you Rubina I think very like barely touching I love very like barely touching. I love like a barely touching session.

Tease. Like a tease and not even a tease, like a tease. And then you slowly build up and you slowly build up. Yeah. And then you go fucking crazy. It's how I usually like it. But necks, always soft, always soft, always, always just lovely and tender. Not like, I don't want a woodpecker here.

No. I like a kind of like boob play. quite hot, you know, like nipple tweaking. I've had this conversation with one of my friends where we were both talking about like guys like sucking on your nipples. I was like, I can't feel a thing. And she was like, yeah, me too. And it's like, mate, you have fun down there, but I'm not feeling it. Oh, no, I quite like it.

I think that women can orgasm with touching in other places. I don't know if that's true. I just think maybe I have. Fact. What about you, Poppy? Boob touching. Yay on it. I just have no boobs.

I've got quite big ones. You've got the biggest of us all. I've got like a 30 36 D DD double D DD I'm like I'm like a B

slash C so there's like nothing up here and yeah a little tickling a little like licking is fine but like

it's like a starter that's like fairly average but okay but I'm looking forward to the main so I'm like you do you

because it's all part of the journey and it's great I like a bit of rough rough nipple play I'm going to just put that out there I think I'm into that

maybe I need to be into that maybe I need to try that because I'm not really a bit of like I once slept with a guy who was really into like biting there very sensitive

but very not your thing probably mine no I mean what I enjoyed it, but I thought, I then don't want this to turn into some sort of, like, addiction or thing that I like. Sick fuck thing, yeah.

Because then it starts with the nipples, and then you start biting me everywhere else. But just to go back to looks, so, like, we talked about vaginas looking different. What about nipples looking different? I'm just going to have a look at my nipples right now. So there was a guy at my university who once held up a 5p coin and he looked at me and he said this is how big my nipple is how big's yours like four of those mine is massive mine is like most of my boobs

i think mine is like a two pound coin i'm bigger than two your body is a very poor body bengali bodies must just be like i don't know i. I've not seen many other Bengali bodies. I'm just looking at my nips now. There's a few stray hairs, but it's kind of tiny. Mine's like this big. Are you serious? Mine's my boob. Yeah, it's mostly nipples.

If we're using the 5P analogy, mine's like a £5 note. I think I did my back out there. The queen on the £5 note. Oh my God, mine's like a 2-pound face. ow I think I did my back out the queen the queen on the five pound note oh my god her entire face mine isn't too bad and ladies

whilst we're on the subject of nipples are yours hairy oh I've got some strays yeah yeah I've got a few strays yeah I used to tweeze them out

when I was a teenager because I had like was hairy quite young and now I'm just like no it's fine you're in a long-term relationship. You need to get back out on the dating field. Yeah, I probably do.

I've become too comfortable with myself. So brown nipples look different and brown vaginas look different, we have established. What is your favourite thing about your vagina, Rubina? Oh, I like that it's reliable. I can always call on her when I need to masturbate. And I've developed

like a long lifetime relationship with her. Do you have a name for her? Mine's called Tiffany and she's American. And she's like, Tiffany like this. Not Upper West Side Tiffany, like Tiffany like this.

Oh, I like her. I like Tiffany. Tiffany is very different to me. But like, she does her own thing. I have a whole personality for her. Poppy, I like Tiffany. I think she's a bit of a brat. Tiffany is very different to me, but like a part of me. She does her own thing. I have a whole personality for her. Poppy, I love that.

Poppy and Tiffany. Yeah, yeah. Poppy and Tiffany. How about you, Roy? What have you got? I don't have a name. I feel like I should come up with one now. Mine would definitely have an Indian name, by the way.

I think, yeah. What would it be called? Maybe like, I don't know. I'm going with Jasmine. Oh, right. Because you're really obsessed with looking like that. Princess Jasmine. And I think, like, I think, you know, she does some magic, you know.

She likes the colour green. I think I would call mine like Priyanka. Ooh. Does that sound like kind of like a sassy, like rich kind of a guy? Yes, Priyanka style. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, wait, is Priyanka Chopra the one that's married to the Jonas brother? Yes.

100% Priyanka. I think you and Priyanka go well together, actually. I, wait, is Priyanka Chopra the one that's married to the Jonas brother? Yes. 100% Priyanka. I think you and Priyanka go well together, actually. I think so. And you and Jasmine. Not sure about a Bengalian, like, working class American girl, but I think that we could, you know, work something out here. Ladies, we've been doing this podcast for a while and we've always really referred to our vajayjay slash lady parts as vaginas but actually did you guys know it's called vulva vulva i don't think

it's a vulva i didn't i didn't actually know that what that talking about names what do you call your like when in sex talk when a guy's like suck my cock and i i've got a lot of words for penis you know dick cock you know i've just got pussy but i don't like any of the words for penis, you know. Dick, cock, you know. I've just got manhood. Pussy. Wee-wee. But I don't like any of the words for vagina. I love the word pussy. It's such a word. Oh, it's so wrong. You know what, though? I just want to see what's out there.

Especially because it's used in rap and it's just so empowering. It's like, yeah, I'm a pussy. I really like pussy as well. I'm just going to look at vagina synonyms and see how many you guys can come up with. Synonyms for vagina. Vulva, which we clarified.

Vulva sounds like a kind of weird animal. Like a sea creature. It sounds like a car. It sounds like your family car. Okay, we both know how your mind's like. I'm just taking the kids in the vulva. Okay. Love that.

So we've got front bottom, which I don't think any of us have used. Oh, yeah. That's like a child thing. You say that to children when you're an ashamed parent and you're like, I actually don't want to speak to you about your vagina yet, so I'm just going to call it a front bottom. So you be suppressed for the rest of your life. Don't call it a front bottom, people.

And you go sit on the naughty stove. If a man said front bottom to me, he's not going anywhere near my phone. And then we have lady parts. We've used lady parts a lot. I love lady parts. Okay, so the next word is the one I think a lot of people use and a lot of people are offended by,

but I use it very liberally, but I won't now, is see you next Tuesday. It's a good one. Classic. I like that word, but as an insult. I wouldn't be like, hey guys, here's my see you next Tuesday. Or sometimes it can be a compliment, like, oh, he's a great. Yeah, but I mostly use it when I'm offending someone or cussing someone.

And then we have pussy. We both like pussy. My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack. Oh, it's just so vile. You don't like pussy. No. I don't like the word tits. You're a pussy, Roya.

That's bad. And then we use pussy in a derogatory way when you're like, you're a pussy. Yeah, that's not good. Is that the end? No, no. I'm just going to read them now. Pussy, twat, snatch, honeypot. I love honeypot.

I'm stuck in the honeypot. What the fuck is honeypot? Panani. Oh, yeah. No, people used to call me that at school because my name is Robina Pabani. So it'd be like rub in a panani. Isn't that terrible? That's what your vagina should be called.

I'm sorry. I love it. Producer's laughing too. Okay. Okay. Okay., I love you. Producers laughing too. Okay, okay, okay. Hang on. Sorry. That was, no, that's not funny. That's an Ali G thing, isn't it?

Pernani. Pernani. And yeah, Pernani. Muff. Tail. Fanny. I like Fanny. Don't mind Fanny.

Not in a sexual context. It sounds a bit posh. No, if someone's going down on me, I'm going to go down on Fanny. The only time I'm saying Fanny is if I'm saying it's painful down there. Like, oh, my fanny's painful today. Quim? Who's Quim? Quim is one and...

Quim's having drinks with Tarquin at this point. I love also how everyone's go-to posh name is Tarquin because that's mine as well. I feel so sorry for those Tarquins out there. Okay, this is the one I fucking hate. I fucking hate this word. Minge. I hate it.

Oh, it doesn't sound clean. Minge. That's so true. A minge suggests like, you know, there's sweat down there. Although you can binge on a minge. Insight into a penis sex talk. Can you rhyme the next one? Because I also equally hate it

but Minj has used more clunge oh take a plunge on a clunge yours on fire okay

and then we have box I've never heard anyone call it my box my box my lady box lady box

I like lady box beaver why is it called a beaver by the way what's the oh the sound is too much Poppy

the sound okay I'm sorry she's walking away okay jelly roll what the fuck is that about wow coos

and pum pum oh pum pum I love pum pum pum pum's so cute pum pum and did you know the original the origin for vagina comes from a Latin word called scabbard or sheath.

Sheath. Sheath, I've heard before. Oh God, so only the sheath to some guy's sword. Fuck that. Although to be fair, in the biology of it, it makes sense. Yeah, but sometimes I just want to be a sheath and some people just want to be a sheath for themselves or a sheath on sheath happens all the time.

Or I want to be a sword. Oh, yeah, Poppy. I want to be a fucking sword. Don't sheath me. So what we've learned is Poppy needs to do the homework and go and have a look at their vagina. Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't do it. I definitely will do it before the next session. Lovely stuff.

And Robina, what have you learned today? I've learnt that every pussy is different every pussy is different and every person should be proud of their pussy I think that's

a good place to end there you go guys I hope you are proud of your pussies have a good look and a fumble let us know how you get on using the hashtag

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