Brown Girls Do It Too - Should You Try Before You Buy? - Poppy and Rubina are back soon!

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

Poppy and Rubina are still on a break but the Shagony Aunts are here for you. This week: wedding night nerves. Have a message for Poppy and Rubina? If you’re over 16, you can message the BGDIT team via WhatsApp for free on 07968100822. Or email us at [e-mail]

Look, we're on a very short break we don't have a lot of time but always expect strong language and adult themes but as ever the Shaggy Aunties are always here to check their inbox and answer all of your dilemmas issues and problems Someone's been in touch to ask about wedding night nerves She says she loves her partner but but they've decided to wait.

And as the date approaches, she feels more and more anxious that it won't go to plan. Her question is, should I have tried before I bought? Okay, honey, how much time do you have? Yes, you should have tried. Always try before you buy, babe. But she's probably South Asian. I imagine she's South Asian or Muslim or couldn't buy. You know, some people don't have the privilege to fuck before they get married.

I didn't. I mean, why did you decide to wait, I guess, is the question I fire right back at you. But hang on. Yeah, well, they've decided as a couple that they'll wait. I just don't think you would buy a skirt without trying it on. You wouldn't buy an iron or an ice cooker without trying it. And if you didn't like it, you'd take it back to a company that would not be named. I mean, you wouldn't buy an ice cooker without trying it. That's a really bad example. Okay, no, but sorry, that was a bad example. But what I'm saying is if it didn't

work, you'd take it back. You'd get a refund. You'd get refunds. Well, that's something, I guess it's like what would you buy that you'd have forever? No, what would you buy that you'd always try? You'd try a bed. You'd try a bed. You would sit on the bed. You would sit on the bed. You'd lie on the bed. You'd try the mattress. And I'm just saying, look, it's not the end of the world that you haven't. Well, you've still got time. But you've still got time. Just have sex before the wedding night.

But then she might have deeped it too much. And also the nerves, they might not perform. And then she's calling off an entire wedding because of one night, because of a fluke. So have sex 16 times. Then average it out. that's what you do yeah that's good I like that basically

you need to have sex right now you need to have sex right now find it and do it just get it done and different circumstances between 5 to 16 times

5 to 16 times sometimes maybe with a drink sometimes with a cup of tea sometimes with nothing at all sometimes like argue and then have like hate sex

try everything try all the different types and then decide whether you want to keep it. But you know, it doesn't matter because you're in love and you will have, like some people in marriages are sleeping with people

that they're not into. Yeah. It's not all about sex, but also maybe email us if you do have sex and then you do get married. But also email us if you don't get married

because there's so much more fish in the sheet. See? In the sheet. In the sheet. Sorry. Become a lesbian. There's more fish in the sheet. But she could be a lesbian. She could. Sorry. Become a lesbian. There's more fish in the she. But she could be a lesbian.

She could be a lesbian. Although I don't know many lesbians that would wait. Same sex marriage is legal. Yeah, yeah. Look, there's plenty more fish. I can't speak. There's plenty more

fish in the sea, she, whatever your preferences are. But look, what we're saying is try before you buy and try multiple times. If you've got any thoughts, questions, dilemmas,

sex thoughts, just anything for the shagging aunties, you can always rely on us. Email us at browngirlsdoittoo at bbc.co.uk. Or you can send us a WhatsApp or voice note on 0796 8100 822. What's that number again? 0796 8100 822. We were in tune that time.

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