Brown Girls Do It Too - Welcome to Brown Girls Do It Too!
Episode Date: July 23, 2019For most Asian girls, openly chatting about sex is firmly off limits. Enter Poppy, Rubina and Roya. This trio don’t hold back in lol’ing through their sexual adventures and feelings about cultural... expectations. So throw away the shame, hop between the sheets, and settle in for some brutally honest conversation and funny revelations. Come on people – its 2019. Brown Girls Do It Too!
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Brown Girls Do It Too, from the BBC Asian Network.
Hi, I'm Roya. I'm brown and I like to have sex.
Hello, I'm Poppy. I'm also quite brown and I like to wank a lot.
Hi there, I'm Robina. I could be the brownest and I like to do both.
And you're joining us on the Brown Girls Do It Too podcast
where we won't just talk about...
No, we will just talk about...
We'll be fucking live in the studio.
So I will be wanking live on air.
Woo-hoo!
Definitely just going to talk about it.
This is a safe space.
Enter our safe space and
come and talk to us about the most graphic,
disgusting things that we all enjoy
about sex.
Whether it be speedy wanks, sex
on your period, and how
to masturbate with your partner in the next room.
This is covering it all.
Guys, welcome to our sex dungeon.
I feel like dungeon is the wrong word.
It's more like sex lair, isn't it?
Like how many other brown girls do you know
that talk about sex as much as we do?
The two of you are here.
We're here to say that we have sex, we enjoy it
and we should be free to talk about it
just the same as anyone else.
So for the next few weeks, the three of us are going to reveal all about our sex lives and hopefully you can share your stories with us too.
First things first, Poppy, what makes you brown?
My rice cooker.
Preach!
My dad sent me to university with one. He was like, this is all you need.
There you need.
There you go.
No, I am the second generation British Bangladeshi elders of six.
What about you, Rubina?
Both my parents are from East Africa.
They're double migrants.
And my grandparents are from Gujarat, northern India.
And I like to take my shoes off before I enter any room.
It's respectful.
That's disrespectful. It is respectful, yeah.
You would never walk into an Asian person's house
and go upstairs with your shoes on,
with your dirty trainers.
Never, imagine.
It would be like your parents didn't raise you well.
What's wrong with you?
In Iran, we have Persian carpets,
so that's like walking on antique.
Yeah.
What about you, Boya?
I get my eyebrows threaded twice a week.
I would account how much money I've spent on
removing facial hair because I think I could have
bought a car with that same amount of money.
Also my mum and dad
are Iranian so I
am a Persian babe.
You are a Persian babe.
So three quite brown babes.
Three different shades of brown in this room.
We'll be talking about how we lost our virginities,
who we lost our virginities to,
how we masturbate,
what we use when we masturbate,
who we masturbate to,
how long we masturbate when we masturbate.
Basically, we're going to be telling you all the things
that you never expect to come out of a brown girl's mouth.
Or vagina.
What are your moans and groans, ladies?
Well, the fantasy is...
And the reality is...
It's like slapping.
Equivalent to labour sorry
I
definitely
my porn
sex sound
is like
quite low
let me just
get into the
she does the sexy voice
probably nails
the sexy voice
I think I burped
a bit there
I like the idea
of us being quite
like
like laddy
as well
because you know
lads lads lads lads
brown lads
you don't really get
brown lads actually
you get brown rude boys
you don't get three
brown rude girls and what rude girls rude girls boys you don't get three brown rude girls
and what
rude girls
we are
rude girls do it too
it should be called
rude girls do it too
rude girls do do it
that's a sick name
have you girls ever
squirted before by the way
well
I think so
I think we should
leave that for the episode
okay fine
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