BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie - Episode 281 - Bedroom Boys

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

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It's about point two eight one two eight one Great stun I'm stunned. I'm stunned because the boys are back by which I mean me You are the boys I am the boys and the plural boys But I mean my my two testicles the boys are back, baby I mean my two testicles. The boys are back baby! He has apologies that I was away last week, but thank you so much to friend and comedian Alex Keighley. He smashed it.

He did. He was, he nailed it. Yeah, but I'm back. He stepped into the breach. And now this week, not only are you back Phil, but we're a couple of bedroom boys. We're bedroom babies, little babies, because I'm in Bath, my family are home in Bath. My teenage bedroom, I'm here in my teenage bedroom right now.

I'm looking at my bookshelf, my teenage bookshelf. It's Xbox 360 games, graphic novels, and books by comedians, yeah. Yeah, the triumvirate mm-hmm jokes laughs explosions yes they're all there I'm getting excited just looking at these Assassin's Creed the first Assassin's Creed look at this I'm showing Pierre on the camera the original Xbox 360 Middle Eastern Assassin's Creed. The Hashashin. And there's some mountaintop headquarters, which was a real place.

Until it was destroyed by the Mongols. Yes, they smashed it to bits. They were very rude, the Mongols. That's one of their main historical characteristics, I would say, is were very rude the Mongols. That's one of their main historical characteristics. I would say is being very rude Yes, they're not very tidy. I would say No, I always wondered about that with the Mongols They had this big Empire and they would show up at these cities like Samarkand or whatever and they would just say You can join the Mongol Empire or Immediately or if you make us fight you, we're just going to kill everyone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm always amazed by the people who are like, I think we can take you. They just looked out at like 10 million horsemen and they were like, yeah, but what are the horses going to eat? Maybe we could out-horse these people. Half of them are horses I'm not afraid of horses and the needless to say they were turned into a throne of skulls yes there's a guy called Timmer Lang Timmer Lane Timmer Lang Timmer Lang

Timmer Lane yeah Timmer Lane but he didn't build anything He came after the Khans and apparently he would build like a big hollow tower and then just throw defeated enemies into it until he filled the tower. We just throw them in a line. Oh my god. That's your harrowing fact alarm going off. Sorry. Uh oh, it's time to say goodbye. Oh god. Imagine being the final one in the tower where you go, well I'm obviously grossed out but I'm not actually that hurt. I did think this when I read it, I was like, well there's at least like a top one and a

quarter who are fine. Yeah, you land. They get sick. Yeah, you go pook, you land and people are like, welcome to the tower. What did you do? Ha ha ha. What are you in for? Yeah, surely it goes like from the bottom up, dead, injured,

uncomfortable. Sick, then fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think when you get thrown in and they're like, what did you do? And the new guy's like, oh, I defied the will of the great Khan. And then as he's saying it, all the rest of them go defy the will of the great Khan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get in line. Someone says at the bottom. Yeah, yeah. I kind of skeletal looking guy. Get in line. You, you and you and all of us buddy through his like skull teeth I apologize for the slightly um you gotta give me another chance chief quality of my voice it is the final day of the Fring the Fringe is over final show last night. You've got Fringe Rattle. I've got Fringe Rattle. I've got Fringe, I've got dried Fringe beans in my pipe rattling around.

Yeah. Like a little Mareca. I mean, getting, just before coming on today, I was like, my brain keeps going, surely Pierre's not still at the Fringe. Surely this isn't a... I feel like it's been going on for three years. Tell me about it. This is like the Hundred Years War.

It's just kind of an interminable campaign. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a good one. What's fucked up? Yeah, it's good. Well, I mean, the last show of the run is always the weirdest one. That's my tradition.

No, it's always the case. I always tell people, the last one of the run is always the weirdest one. That's my tradition. It's always the case. I always tell people, the last one is always anti-climax. Don't expect the last show to be some celebration. It'll be disappointing. Last show of the tour, last show. It's always a disappointment. Always an anti-climax. I was chatting about this with someone.

Maybe it was Keely when we were hanging out. I was talking about that and how that's why in music biopics they have to always edit it so the last gig you see them do is the biggest one of their career, but it doesn't have the last one. So if you watch the Queen biopic, it's like, and they did Live Aid, and then nothing. Then I guess he died immediately. Just he came off stage to Live Aid and he was dead. And you go, no, there was more gigs, like they did a gig in fucking Belgium or something lame

You know it's like what they say in politics every career ends in failure Yeah, yeah, that's that includes entertainment to degree There has to be a decline that's why I quite like that movie Stan and Laurel, you know with them. Oh, yeah Steve Coogan shows them just kind of like doing a tour around the UK, right? Yeah, but like it's a couple of old fucks, you know, yeah, and everyone's like we thought you were dead It's like a running joke and they're like, no We just need money So I quite like that there's a bittersweet quality to it. But yes, it's

good. Yeah, last night, final show on the final Sunday, it was still a good crowd. But at one point I said to them, you know, sometimes you say a joke and then you just sit and look at the crowd like this, like, come on. I think they were just tired. They weren't bad people, like they weren't like grumpy or hating it really. But I said a joke that's a bit like a bit niche and I just waited and they did that thing that a crowd that's too hot or tired does where they go it was actually a joke okay now that you made us think about it okay and then I

said I joked I said come on guys it's like there's a carbon monoxide leak here, like in between bouts of passing out, you're like, yes, just swimming in fumes, you know, and then they laughed a lot at that. So it's like, you know, when they laugh at that, they're kind of agreeing, they're going, yeah, we're tired. Yeah. Well, they just knocked out of their plays for a bit, aren't they? Yeah, give them they just knocked out of their plays for a bit, aren't they? To be made software.

Yeah, give them a little shake. So you have one last one today? No, no, no. Three. Oh, you're done. You're done. The Hundred Years War is over. We will keep Calais.

Peace in our time. We will cede Maine. Yes. Peace in our time. Oh, man. I am in Bath Bath is Nice. I'm here with my folks, my parents. After yesterday, I've been traveling a lot, Pierre.

Yesterday I was back in London briefly to be on Sunday brunch. You were on the SB. I was on the SB on Sunday brunch to promote my upcoming Netflix special, Wang and the Baby, that you can go on Netflix now. You can go on Netflix now, you can click

remind me on Wang and the Baby, please. It helps with the metrics. Listeners, there's one thing you need to know about comedy and entertainment business these days It is run by a robot Yeah, robot likes it when you say remind me about Phil for some reason that will make the robot make the thing more of a success Because it's a self-fulfilling prophecy that's set up using some some bits of wire And that's what robots are if you go on Netflix and tell the robot to remind you about me, Phil, next time I see the robot, the robot might clinkety clank and drop out some extra nuts and bolts on me.

Next time Phil sees the robot, the robot was gonna very slowly and double finger guns him. Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv and then it will lift Phil up a hundred feet. Sorry, it's very big, I forgot to mention. It will lift Phil up a hundred feet and it will give him a cold metallic kiss on the forehead. Yeah, and instead of sounding like, it sounds like clunk, like that. Yeah, clunk. It sounds like someone dropping a metal pipe.

That's it, that's it. So yes, please, This is my final warning. Go on Netflix and find Wang in there baby and click remind me peace and love click remind me. And if you want to wet your appetite for some delicious comedy specials, mine is still free and on YouTube now it's up to it's a good amount of views already So thank you for watching and saying kind things and also Koji to all the Bud Pod fans who have been Leaving my show and saying Koji or saying I love the part or it's been very nice to see you And I signed some books Phil for people after the show who had who? Bud Pod fans.

So I got to write Koji in a book, which is very satisfying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very satisfying. Well, speaking of, as I say, yesterday I was on Sunday brunch. Sunday brunch is one of these shows that people get more excited when you say, I'm going on Sunday brunch, than when you tell them I've got a special out. People say, I've got a special out People say I've got a see you say I've got a special out the girl. Oh nice one And it's it and then people in Manchester on this job was on this weekend asking waiting this weekend

I said I'm going on Sunday brunch and they were like What Sunday brunch? Are you sure are you sure that's not a scam? What if they're lying to you? What if it's a cruel dream they're selling you? So I was on Sunday brunch with my boys, Simon and Tim. Good morning, Simon. Good morning, Tim. And they spoke to me about,

they played a clip from ButtBod. Yes, yes. They played the watching sofas clip. Because- It's good stuff. And then I cut to them sat on a sofa looking into the camera. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, it was fun.

That's funny. Yeah, it was good. It's good. I play Sunday brunch. I worried I over egged it. Cause when it came back, cause I sat next to them. And when it cut back to them on the sofa, I was like wagging my finger going, you see, surfers watching surfers.

But they already got the joke. They were doing it. And I was like, and then later on I was like, ah, fuck, I over egged it. Sorry. But look, all the hungover people hoovering eggs into their mouth will appreciate the extra help. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

You're right. Also, also like Sunday brunches, I feel like these morning shows, a lot of the time people are sort of half watching. They're kind of applauding about. They're chasing a toddler who's running away with a piece of toast. Yeah, so you need a little attention grabbers. It's chaos. But Pierre, also on the show

was the very nice Orlando Weeks musician and illustrator, and formerly of the band, The Maccabees. Oh, yeah. Just before we started recording, Orlando Weeks leaned over to me and said, I listened to the podcast, by the way. I love it. Fuck off, really?

Yeah, so we have an Indy Star podbud. We've got a Maccabee. We have a Maccabee. We've got a Maccabee. A Maccabud pod. Maccabud bud. That's astonishing to me. Hello Orlando. Hello Orlando.

Thank you so much for listening. Lovely man Orlando. Very calm. Presence and soul. And he moved to Lisbon as all soulful people do. He has moved to Lisbon. Illustrate and sing. Imagine spending your time illustrating in Lisbon.

And at night you strum your guitar in the square and sing beautiful ballads. And what a life. And listen to Tattatack. Yes, you walk through the beautiful streets and you see the scars of that big earthquake and you see the plaster frontages of this beautiful. And the whole time it's you and me going, yeah, more like Pissbum, Lisbon, Lisbon, Pissbum. More like Poochoo girl. Lovely man. But it was a great show overall and really nice people. A lot of people who are up

to the Paralympics to present. it was a kind of lineup of a show where everyone's like got these inspirational stories. Like I was on with Ed Jackson, a former rugby player who dove into a shallow pool and just broke his fucking back. It happens all the time, man. People dive into shallow things and break their necks. But fortunately, they told him like, he won't be able to move anything under like his shoulders. man people dive into shallow things break their necks but fortunately he

they told him like you won't be able to move anything under like his shoulders but then eventually he slowly got he started to move his fingers and his feet and now he can he can he's much better than I thought they'd be but he is now like there's a charities about to do with so spinal injuries and and and recovering from these injuries. And he just climbed, he's climbing mountains now. What? Yeah, and then next to him was Millie Pickles, the wonderfully named Millie Pickles who...

Millie Pickles? Millie Pickles. Wow. She has quite a large social media following because she was walking, like a few years ago, she was walking down a street. She doesn't know entirely sure what happened. She was walking down the street.

And then an electric current somehow went up her leg. A really large electric current went up her leg. And instead of going, continuing upwards, it like arched down the other leg and like basically like destroyed one of her feet. It just, boom. And so she had to have like her left, no, her right leg under the knee,

replaced with a prosthetic. And like to this day, she's not sure what happened. Or what she stood on. No. I know, I know, dude. These stories are just diving to a swimming pool at a barbecue and walking down the street. That's what happened.

These are blameless activities, aren't they, in the eyes of God? I didn't need to know that my foot could explode. But then next to the, and now she's like, you know, in the Paralympics, and they come to me and they're like Phil Phil your mustache is your Olympics. How's that going? fucking hell So Phil we're just gonna have you on the couch with

Some sort of real-life superheroes with insane stories that are like superhero origin stories and then Talk to you about whatever it is. You have a podcast and you do some jokes Yeah, yeah, you got a joke about couch. We have a couch. So I guess we'll just leave with that We'll mainly talk about couches Have any of your limbs ever exploded due to the wrath of Zeus? Fucking hell. She just thought doesn't know what happened.

Yeah, she's not entirely sure. Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah. But that feels like there should be the FBI should investigate where that happened. Yeah, that street should be shut. Shut the street. Yeah, it's very mysterious. Oh my god, man. That pool thing though, I saw a guy, like, you know what I think it is? People jump into shallow pools because I think, you know, the signs in the pools are like, swimming pools are like, you know, no diving, it's shallow. Yeah. I think people think those signs are for like, you know, no diving, it's shallow. Yeah. I think people think those signs are for like rudeness.

Mm. Like, oh, it would be like splashy and a bit like... Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think, I think people don't take it seriously. And I think like, I don't know. I think we also have an idea of water as being like instantly slow. Holds you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like jelly. It easily grabs you. But you do need, like, I mean, depending on how fast you go and you need a few meters, at least one meter, and pools can be pretty shallow. And this is a musical I went to see called The Little Big Things, and it's about, what you call, is a quadriplegic and artists Henry Fraser who went on holiday as a teenager with his brothers

to Portugal Portugal and dove into the sea onto the sand that was shallower than he thought, broke his neck and then couldn't move anything below from the neck down. No. Became an artist using his mouth and stuff. It's still, you know, extremely inspirational. But he dove into the sea.

That's what he ate. Just the ocean. The ocean. The sand. Water and sand. Two things you do not think of as like dangerously hard. The world is very unfair. These stories are like, oh God, what's the thing I hate about them? And the thing that is so tragic about them is that there's not really anything to be learned.

No, there isn't. There is nothing to be learned. It's not like, oh, well, of course, you know, I lost my hand or whatever, but then I was like, you know, a crazy jungle adventurer and I got bitten by a poisonous thing and it had to get chopped off because we had to helicopter too far away from to the hospital. Like, it's not like that where it's like, oh, okay, well, you were on a crazy adventure. You were in the remote highlands of Papua New Guinea.

Yeah. It's just like, I'll dive into the ocean. on a crazy adventure you and remote highlands of Papua New Guinea yeah it's just like I'll dive into the ocean you know yeah that should be fine fuck I guess what you do learn is what you are then capable of following the incident you don't you don't you know there's no yeah clear great you know lesson from the incident itself but well that's the reassuring part. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, and I was talking to Ed and He was saying, you know the people you expected to To process these are kind of incidents Well, sometimes really they really don't and the people you expect to fall apart instantly end up being the strongest about it

So, you know, yeah, you can't go know, you can take people in surprising directions. But before that, I was in Manchester, Pierre filming a movie, a movie. A movie. A movie. And I. For cinema. Cinema.

I got to hang out in Manchester and I put this on my Instagram and I think you really found it really funny because I went to Malaysian restaurant. Oh man. This is great. This is like a real life sketch. There was like three sweet old Mancunian men sat together having Malaysian food and one of them was genuinely dressed like the old man from up.

He literally looked like the old man from Up. He had suspenders in that. He says, big suspenders, blue t-shirt? And they were talking about music, and the Up guy goes, in a thick Manchester accent, he goes, you know what's a good song? That rapper's delight. That rapper's delight. You know what's a good song.

You know what's a good song. I like the delivery as well. Rapper's delight makes it sound like pudding. Rapper's delight. Yes, exactly. Yeah. It's like angel delight. That's so funny. I did that. I did do Manchester accent all week. I was playing in my. Yeah.

For the film. Can you say what the film is? Was it secret for now? It is a secret for now? Um, it is a secret for now. I don't think I'm lost. Okay. Let's just say the Oasis reunion is being dramatized in quite a controversial way. Hehehehe.

Get ready for each take. I'd repeat John Cooper Clarke to myself. Let me be your vacuum cleaner, breathing in your dust. Let me be your full for Cortina I will never rust that's good that's a good in yeah yeah yeah every accent needs an in it does yeah oh and shout out to Alice and Mel who are pod bud fans who I think it was Mel who grabbed my shoulder in the street like Scrooge you're there boy and stopped me and I signed a couple of books that she had in her bag and she explained that she and her friend Alice were big pod

bud fans and Alice had turned her on to it so thank you Alice it was very nice to be stopped in the street like an emergency and for it to be something nice. Yes. Yes. Very pleasing. Quick! Eat this delicious chocolate! Oh thank you. I thought I was worried for a second. Did you do any Manchester things? Did you go on any... Did you go... Everyone who goes to Manchester seems to take that picture outside of Salford Lads Club or whatever it is, that Morrissey album cover, you know? Oh, no, I didn't really... No, I just went to a couple of Chinese restaurants, really. Manchester Art Gallery is a lovely art gallery. How's Manchester doing when it comes to Slurpee awards?

Decent. I mean, Chinatown is OK. It looks like New York's Chinatown. I mean, Manchester's a beautiful city. It looks quite American. It's a bit gritty, and the red brick is so nice. For Slurps, Manchester's decent, you know, big Chinese community. There was an accent I really would have liked to do for this film, which is the

Chinese Manchester accent. Yes, because it's a very old Chinatown, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. And like Chinese people who grew up in Manchester, they have this Pacific Manchester Chinese accent. And I've heard it from Benedict Wong, who is from Salford, I think, most famously known as Wong in the Marvel universe. Dr. Strange. I also know from the Chinese Mancunian guy who sells me furniture in London. He has the same exact same accent. And the Chinese gal who took my order in the Chinese restaurant

I ate in Manchester. Can you give us a burst? I wish I could, because it's quite hard. It's so it's so it's of like, it's the Manchester accent, but it's a little slower. It's kind of like dreamy. It's like, yeah. Dreamy. Yeah, yeah.

It's like that, yeah. But then there's a Chinese tw trying to a two which i don't know how to layer on top does benedict wong have that accent in 15 stories high or 13 stories high or whatever the thing he did with sean lock probably does you know he might be the chinese out of it but yeah that's pretty close to his or Or he's a very nice. OK. Yeah, yeah. I signed a book for a guy after a show, and I couldn't figure out where he was from. His accent was like, and he was South African,

but had grown a kind of 80% very thick, sort of Central Belt of Scotland accent. Oh, wow. So it was, you know, this, I don't know how to do that layering. I couldn't have guessed in a hundred years that it was a combination of Scottish or South African. I couldn't hear either ingredient clearly.

It was so strange. It was very nice to listen to because it was like a little aural puzzle. And always nice to meet, say for example, a Polish guy who's only learned English from Scousers. Always fun. That's an incredible accent. The Japanese comedian Takashi Wakasugi was in Edinburgh this year and I went to see his show. He's a lovely guy, great comedian, but he's lived in Australia for years now and he sounds extremely Japanese and he'll go, all right, like that. It's fantastic. I love it because it's all like,

you know, Japan, I love sashimi. All right. This is very entertaining. Just someone doing like a full tea ceremony and then going, oh, Bonza. Bonza. Bonza. Bonza. Yeah.

Yeah. Bonza. Bonza. Yeah. What a bonza bonza. I might. Yeah. Yeah, Bonzer Banzai, no. Yeah. What a Bonzer Banzai, mate.

His publicity should be like, you know, those cool kind of sort of swooping samurai helmets. That, but with corks on strings. Oh yeah, fun. Ring letters, email, phone calligraphy, tweets, your sister, email, street art, message, ring letters, correspondence. So, um, dear the artists formerly known as Poo. That's good. Very good.

Because decolonization is happening. Oh it's happening. Boy, boy, boy. So this next bit of correspondence, this is in reference to Matt the Splat's lovely message from 279 about his stem cell transplant and the fact that his match was a mysterious German man. Ah, yes. And the theory was that maybe he has a secret German cousin.

I work at Anthony Nolan, Anthony Nolan, a charity that matches stem cell donors to patients. So when stem cell transplants came up in this week's correspondence, I thought I could finally contribute. I thought I could give it a little go. What am I doing? Tell you about stem cells. Stem cells, is it? Oh don't worry mate, these fell off the back of a fucking lorry. The old Graham Bells.

He had to get a transplant of the old... He had to get some new Grahams. They had to give him some donor Grahams. Right. I thought I could finally contribute to the decolonization of the pod. Eligibility for a stem cell transplant is based on how well certain genes in the major histoc the newly transplanted. He matter. Oh my god. hematopoeia hematopoetic. Oh, poetic. Oh my god. I've never seen so many vowels in a row. How are you how are you spelling this?

So Hema I'm okay with which is H-A-E-M-A Mm-hmm like hematoma Mm-hmm, so this is hema toe and then this see what you make of this P-O-I hmm E-T-I-C Poetic poetic poetic poetic Hema poetic hemapoetic Hemapoetic

Stem cells he hemapoetic well hematopoetic Stem cells are the stem cells that can develop into all different types of blood cells. They're the different Pokemon. Very poetic. I write poetry. A biggie pardon, you know, poems. This means that we test a set of genes within this region when new stem cell register applicants send us a spit swab, rather than testing the entire genome. It's still not a cakewalk as this part of the human genome is the most polymorphic,

e.g. there are the most possible variations in this area of DNA compared with any other part. Polymorphic, e.g. there are the most possible variations in this area of DNA compared with any other part so unfortunately It's unlikely that correspondent Matt has a doppelganger roaming around Germany and frankly No wonder his nurse thought he was having a fucking stroke But interesting nonetheless that they share the same HLA genes quite literally now So even if they didn't have the genes before, it's a full transplant match, so how cool is that? They've got each other's genes, baby. Keep up the good work, boys, and as always, Koji. PS, if any listeners are between the ages of 16

and 30, then do consider joining the Anthony Nolan Stem Cell Register. You could save someone like Matt's life. Mmm, well there you go Come on pod buds Anthony Nolan stem cell register get on it I'm on a save that with the ease of two men who are too old for this age bracket now We say that with the confidence of an elderly World War one general You guys go for it, but you should go for it. We are too old. We're a couple of old fucks. No German DNA for us, I'm afraid, Philip. God damn it.

I have to say, being sort of vaguely hung over and having to try and pronounce Hematopoeia, that was quite an experience. It was like a cold shower. Yeah, that's like, it's like one of the tests American police make you do to see if you're drunk driving. Yeah, yeah. Sir, could you tell me the name of the kind of stem cells that could morph into any blood cell?

It begins with an H. Sure, it's a him,otic. Get him! Get him boys! from Dean Dean mean Dean mean Dean mean Dean yes let's see how mean is Dean the subject line Phil is tat whispering in Spanish oh mmm Mucho bueno. Yes. Muy difícil. Hey PNP, been listening since the beginning. Although I had to take a short break earlier this year when I had part of my bowel removed as all the poo talk was a bit triggering. Gosh, this is quite a common experience among the PodBuds. It is. We're attracting the the bowel surgical Types we've got we've got them in or we're just hearing more from them

I'm now fully recovered and have resubscribed happily. This has coincided with the decolonization era. Oh, well done Dean Yeah, when when I? Saw this tat in Ibiza Recently wait all of it if Dean had his low intestine removed, then he was decolonized. He was decolonized and so are we. He was decolonized himself. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Coincidence.

So Dean was in Ibiza. And as he says, holiday destinations seem to be big on tat. I'm sure you've seen this before, but I wondered if Phil could whisper it in the original language. Oh god. Not a chance. But I'll try! I don't know, I think maybe it's a s s s possible So I

Think because it's in a different language, I'll just say the whole thing right like right Because otherwise it's just mad because what you're supposed to guess the Spanish word So I'm gonna try and guess the translation Yes, I suppose. Yeah, I think that's fair. Yeah No, I'm necessarily Google me my needle or sabbitt todo. Oh I don't need Google. My wife knows everything is correct Correct. Oh, what's what's correct? Felipe? It was incorrect

Correct. No bueno. You said your wife. What? It's your husband. Oh, Oh, it's your husband. Alarm is going. Felipe says an alarm in his house that goes off whenever he speaks Spanish. My house where I just set the fire low off is fine. Pierre and I installed an alarm in Felipe's house. It goes off whenever he tries to correct us. It's about maintaining discipline.

It's called the know your place alarm. It goes off whenever Felipe thinks that he thinks that he said more than we do. But you know, the same more than we do. Felipe. I apologize. Nosotros espanol es muy bueno. Yes. No. Okay, so it was it was husband Marie Doe. That's true. But you did get the sentiment right? Yeah, generally correct. But yeah, just that. Yeah.

Marido. Okay, nice one. The sentiment was right, though. I don't need Google. My husband knows everything. Interesting that in Espanol, it's the noatol husband. Is this the machismo culture of Spain? The arrogant caballero.

Perhaps, perhaps. Perhaps it's a more maternal society. Not maternal, what do I mean? Paternal. No, I guess maternal. Patriarchal what? Patriarchal. If the culture sort of makes fun of husbands, then would it not be more likely a more matriarchal society? Unless that's just a reaction to the lack of power.

You go something like comedy, which is the last resort of the powerless, as opposed to like actually powerful. You go, yeah, well, you might be in charge of the whole country, but I've made quite the meme about you actually. Yeah, yeah, right. There's plenty of that.

I wonder, yeah, mi marido. Love the book, Pierre, congratulations. Thank you Dean much as gracias and we came to see you at Comedia last November I wanted to see I wanted to say Koji as you pass by when leaving the stage, but I was too shy Koji Dean That's on Dean. It's from Dean. That's awesome. I mean, it's very nice from Dean. No And regarding the sexy cartoons, we've heard from Victoria. Victoria... She'll never bore ya. Nice.

What sexy cartoons? Oh, cartoon animals we wanna have sex with. Of course. Sure, sure, sure. Of course. Hello, P.M. Phil. I'm sorry for emailing twice, but I was discussing sexy cartoon characters with my mates. That's good. Good, good good. This is the kind of conversation we want to be sparking. Yeah, that should be like the same as the adverts for talk about your mental health. Guys, talk to your friends.

Talk to your friends. About which animated animals they'd want to have sex with. You never know what people are going through. Make sure to ask your friends, your mates, if any of them have been aroused by a drawing lately. And it's like a montage of people putting their arms around each other and like laughing and like in a pub or like nudging each other at a football game or whatever but just on their phones the whole time is just Lola Bunny. So I was discussing sexy cartoon characters with my mates and we felt that an

honorable mention should go to the unnamed but immensely cockettish fish. immensely cockettish fish. The unnamed but immensely cockettish fish from Disney's Fantasia. I didn't remember this was in here at all. This was one of my favorite Disney films when I was a kid, but even then I remember wondering why this fish had such unnecessary bedroom eyes. Oh yeah, I'm looking at her now. I have attached a gif for your delectation, but the whole scene from Fantasia is really worth a watch. Is that the one you're seeing?

Yes it is, yeah. Yeah, sexy swirling around. Yeah, no, she's gorgeous. Who is she? She's beautiful. Find her! What's her at? What's the at of this fish? Um, yes, another fish was suggested to me after we posted that from the ladies, but which I think, I mean, just my girlfriend. And it's the fish in Finding Nemo with the scar,

who is in the fish tank in the dentist's office. What's his name? OK. Finding Nemo fish tank fish. Gil. His name's Gil. Hang on. Finding Nem's Gil. Hang on, finding Nemo, Gil.

And there are like memes on TikToks of like, girls pretending they're getting married. And then before just before they say I do, it cuts to just a still image of Gil from finding Nemo and they're like, I can't do it. What? Really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What? Really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

He's got a scarred face and he's got like sort of confident, narrowed eyes. That's it. That's it. Yeah. That's funny. Man, the human brain is such a fucking weird little hallucination machine. It's so odd. It is. Yeah, it's sick. We're all sick. I'm going to make a little movie about how I'm in love with a fish. A fish that genuinely, if you could have put a fucking gun to my family's head, I would not have remembered that he was in that film. My god, and I didn't know there's a sexy fish in Fantasia. Thank you, Victoria.

I am sort of baffled that that hasn't come up before. Good memory. It clearly had a big impression on you. Yeah, yeah. Well look, speaking of big impressions, we're about to do an impression of a podcast that's over for this week. It's a really good impression.

It's really good. We've been working on this for a while. Yeah, unless you're a Patreon member, in which case we're about to do an impression of a podcast that will be back in your ears on Friday at 5pm. Please go on Netflix and tell the robot to remind you about Phil so he gets a big metal kiss. Yes, please.

Please go on YouTube and watch my nonsense. That would be lovely. Yes, please. And don't forget the Bud Pod Live is on September 25th in London. Yes! Get your tickets now! Buy some Bud Pod Live tickets you dirty little boys and girls. And we'll see the Patreons on Friday.

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