BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie - Episode 301 - The Three Cs

Episode Date: January 22, 2025

Welcome back! This week Phil and Pierre discuss Trump's return to the White House, Phil's desire to 'return to the woods' and of course the Comfortable, Convenient and most importantly...Covert.Enjoy and KOJI xPatreons your PRE-SALE and DISCOUNTED tickets to BUDPOD LIVE are up now on your Patreon feed!Catch Pierre's show 'Must We?' at the Soho Theatre in March 2025! Tickets available now hereWatch Phil's brand new Netflix special 'Wang In There Baby' now!We have brand new BudPod MERCH!!Patreons get 20% discount on all merch!https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/budpod-podcastDon’t forget to like, subscribe and follow us on socials @budpodofficialKoji xHosted by Phil Wang & Pierre NovellieProduced by Felipe FrancoEdited by Felipe Franco Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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301, we aren't done. We are now beginning the fourth century of Bud Pod and we're still not done. Can you believe it? Yeah, the fourth century for the Roman Empire, the most chaotic. Oh, is it? Yes. Very chaotic.

Visigoths. Lots of assassinations, like three emperors a week kind of thing. Gauls. Sure. Yeah. Fleeing Britain, leaving England. Lombards. Lombards. Lombards. There's something I learned recently. I've been reading a book about the economy called, Can't We Just Print More Money? by a couple of young economists at the Bank of England. Very good. Very easy reading. Good for me. And they say the first bankers were in Lombardy in Italy. The first banks were in Lombardy in Italy in the middle of the second millennium. And they were on benches called bankers, banker. And apparently that's where bankers from,

is in the Italian word for these benches. It does sound like one of those origin stories that's a little too cute to be true, but it does come from, I mean, they seem like reputable people. It's all a bit guided tour, isn't it? It is a bit, but Lombard Street in London, where a lot of financial institutions are,

is named after Lombardy. Well, you know, have you ever seen a, if you go past a porn broker, they've got those weird signs with three gold balls on them. What? Gold balls? Three gold circles hanging. Sometimes they literally have them hanging. Like 3D, physical?

Sometimes physical, sometimes painted onto a sign. Oh yeah. So it's like a kind of pub sign for a porn broker. Right, yes. That's the symbol of the Medici family, I think, who invented... Pawning? Pawning. Really? Yeah. So you'll go to like, I was in like a bad area of London, you know, where it's like a fire damaged snooker hall, an internet cafe with nothing in it. And then a porn broker, but still with that symbol. So you go, wow. So like a Renaissance era. Even hear the Medici present. Yeah. At least nominally. And you think no one would know. Yeah. They just go, that's just the sign for a porn broker. I don't know why. Yeah. I think another sign

you mean it's crazy. Um, well, speaking of things that have lost their value, Philip. Oh yeah. We've got some bad news about your feet. Oh, yes. We've just checked my WikiFeet rating. It's gone down. Now, last week we were able to jubilantly reveal that I had broken the internet with my feet and had reached 5.28 stars out of 5 on wiki feet. Felipe has now checked the score again. I don't think we need to check after it was 5.28. I think we could have been done there. But Felipe has checked again.

And someone has stolen the election basically from me and I'm somehow now down to 4.8. Last week you were like stop the count. Yeah we should have stopped the count last week. 4.81. 4.81 a pathetic 4.81 out of five. Someone has put a birthday on my profile. 22nd January 1990. That's correct. Well, that's available on Wikipedia. Yeah. Has the revelation of my birthday somehow damaged my foot rating? Because you're an Aquarius. They've gone, yuck. I hate Aquarian feet. Well Aquarius feets are like hooves, aren't they? No, no. Which one is that? That's a center one. Taurus. No.

No, that's the bull one. Aquarius is someone carrying water. I thought Aquarius was an archer. This is like a lady with a jug on her head, isn't it? Where there are wiggly lines for water. What are the symbols? There are some millennial women listening to this right now, screaming at this podcast.

They are throwing their crystals out the window of their car. Oh, it's just like a guy in the sea. He's called like a Poseidon figure. Yeah, I was also like Wiggly Lions I've seen for water. Yeah, like just a jar with water flowing out. Yeah, which is the big old jar, you and me. I'm a water boy. We're water boys. We're water boys. Which was actually prescient for our inclusion in sporting activities.

We were water boys. Aquarians are generally the water boys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How interesting. The guys who have like centaur bodies,

they're much better at sport. Yeah. Twice the speed, twice the legs. And with the mind of a human. Yeah, the ideal sportsman. That's what I've never liked about horses, is people go on about like, they're smart as a four-year-old. And I go, yeah, I wouldn't trust a four year old with a 400 kilogram death machine driving

it. 30 miles an hour or whatever. Yeah, exactly. Or like able to kick a door off its hinges. If a four year old could do that, I'd be very afraid of that four year old. Imagine having an incredibly strong toddler. They can't control their emotions. They're four. Oh yeah. That's a good horror movie. A couple just have an incredibly strong baby. Young Hulk. Oh yeah. That's a good horror movie. Some, a couple just have an incredibly strong baby. Young Hulk. But yeah, but it's not a farm. It's horrible. No, it's this green kid just smashing everything.

Yeah. Cause I mean, sometimes a baby will just grab your hand and start pulling. Imagine if it was as strong as a Hulk. Just rip your, just scalp you. Yeah. If like young Hulk is just like, but I want to keep watching cartoons. You're like, but we have to fucking let him. Yeah. He, he, he killed we have to fucking let him. Yeah. He killed the postman.

Give him the iPad. He's destroyed the local reservoir. Give him the special iPad that we've had to make out of unobtainium or whatever the magic metal in that world is. What is it? In Avatar. Vibranium. In Avatar is unobtainium.

No, the Marvel. X-Men is vibranium. The Wolverine's claws. Yeah, yeah. Adamantium. Yeah. Adamantium. Yeah. Adamantium. Whatever this Captain America's fucking shield

is made from. Is it also adamantium? I think it's vibranium. Oh no, that's vibranium, because it goes bong. Yeah, and it vibrates. It goes bong, come on Captain America. Look, none of the things we're saying are true or real. No, it's all stupid.

No, but what is real and stupid is that Trump is going to be president again today, which is funny. It's the day of his inauguration we're recording this. But it's very funny. What an interesting, I wonder what it would be like. Have you seen how much his crypto is doing well? Oh, it's a Trump coin.

Yeah, that makes sense. The comedian Daniel Muggleton. Australian comedian Daniel Muggleton. Very good. He predicted this last year. The Trump would have a coin. He said Trump's second term is just going to be a crypto pump and dump. Oh, interesting. He predicted this last year. The Trump would have a Trump second term is just going to be a crypto pump and dump. Oh, interesting. It's already come true. Wow. Mad. Why do we buy any Trump coin? So stupid. We're so dumb. Why didn't we buy

any Trump coin and sell it in about eight hours? the dump part of pump and dump comes into play. I should release a coin. We should pump and dump a but coin. Oh, but coin. Yes. Yes. Yes. Why not? Everyone else is doing it. God, I hate crypto. Yeah. I hate it so much. The economy was hard enough to understand before they added in an extra cyber layer with some maths kind of. It was just slots. It's just playing the slots. Have you seen that thing of how much energy it takes to ask AI something instead of just

Googling it and getting the same results? It's like 15 times or a hundred times? Yeah. It's like 10 cars driving all the time kind of thing versus just like a little burst of electricity as you just Google it. Yeah. It's terrible. So that people can have their Google search read back to them with hello at the front. It's so dumb. Predictions today for any sort of interesting phrases coined by that maniac Trump in his inauguration speech. Because American carnage was the big one.

I loved American carnage. I think that's such a striking phrase. Because he speaks at random, a bit like a random word generator. It's a million monkeys and a million typewriters. Yes, eventually he hits upon an incredibly poetic turn of phrase. Because he spent so long saying, the windmills, the dolphins, they chop them up, we don't like it. Just like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And eventually he says something like, an era of American carnage. And you're, what? And you're, wow, that's like something someone would have said, like FDR said that. It's like something Cormac McCarthy would write. Yeah. Yeah, have you read Cormac McCarthy's book,

American Carnage? Yeah, exactly. That's great. American carnage. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, it's about the trucking mafia in the Midwest. Wow. And there's a bit where a guy skins a dog and then fucks it. That sounds like Cormac McCarthy. All right. What's he going to talk about? Is he going to talk about the January 6th people and if he's going to release them. Yeah. He's going to pardon a bunch of Oklahoma city bomber type lunatics. Yes. Um, and I'm sure they'll make the most of their freedom. Maybe they'll say released. I'm sure they've, I'm sure all their time in prison with all those other incredibly violent racist gangs that you have to join or you die. They've

calmed down a lot. Fingers crossed. They've seen the light. Yeah. They've done a lot of reading a lot of yoga. They're going to burst out of that jail singing and dancing from all the tap dance lessons they've had. Great. He's going to say something like, the oblivion of justice. Okay, oblivion of justice. The oblivion of justice.

The sequel to American Carnage. Yeah, because the release of the January Sixes from prison will be the new oblivion of justice. A sequel to American Carnage. Yeah. And because the release of the January sixes from prison will be the new Oblivion of justice. Oblivion of justice is one of those mobile games that gets advertised to you on Instagram. It's like a guy with a sword and he's fighting a robot and it kind of looks like age of empires. And there's loads of them coming at you. Oh, that one. And they just reskin them. Sometimes they're zombies and then sometimes they're like.

Soldiers? Soldiers. And then sometimes the people coming at you are like. What was that 3D film? Mad Mechanic Mike or something like that? Oh, the with orange guy. Jumping Magic Mike. Clanky Steve?

Yeah. Wreck-It Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. There's one where they're all. Clanky Steve. Yeah. Wrench. Wreck-It Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. There's one where they're all clanky Steve. Sorry. He got us there. There's one where they all look like clanky Steve. The people running up the soldiers. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. So it's like, it's like a squad of four Marines mowing down a beloved 3D children's character. I see they charge towards them on a bridge. Very unclear. At least the zombies, you're like, well, I've seen this before. Sure.

I've seen this in culture. I've seen this in literature. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, okay. Yeah. Oblivion of justice. Oblivion of justice. I was listening to the Atlantic podcast because that's the kind of man I am now. And there was an episode about the use of the term oblivion with regards to pardoning. And the journalist on there was saying a sort of controversial opinion that maybe it would have been good for Joe Biden to have pardoned the January 6th before Trump. And they were saying the point of a pardon isn't to say that what you did wasn't wrong. It is to acknowledge that what you did wasn't wrong.

It is to acknowledge that what you did was wrong. But we're moving on now. And apparently it's a Roman term, oblivion comes from a Latin term. Oblivate or something. Yeah. And it was about, it wasn't about like oblivion isn't nothingness. It's sort of a wave. It's like a wash over or something like this.

Okay. Cleansing. Yeah. Yeah. And, and it would be carried out across lots of kingdoms and civilizations of over that period of time where rebels and uprisings would be, would be sort of pardoned so society could move on. It would have really fucked off Trump. Yeah, exactly. It would have been really funny. Just to go, by the way, Jack, I'm pardoning those boys. And then as he gets carted away in his big coffin, yeah. Then, and they'd have to say thank you to him. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Thank you. They'd all have to do a press conference going, I guess, uh, I'm grateful to Mr. Biden. They'd

hate it. Everyone involved with hate it. That would have been so funny. I don't even smart. That would have been smart. Especially if Trump is definitely going to do it. You might well do it before him then. It's funny. That would have been great. Yeah. Or if you'd said to them, you can have it right now, but you just have to admit that you're a lunatic. You shouldn't have done it kind of thing. Well, that's what a pardon is. You are saying what you did was wrong, but we're pardoning you. Yeah, that's true. There's no way around it. It would have been funny. Convicted. That's funny. Yeah. I feel like Biden had an opportunity to do some really funny shit in the last couple of days and he hasn't done it.

There was a big debate about whether they should preemptively pardon all the people that the Trump administration is threatening all the time. But then if you're pardon someone, you're saying they did do it. Right. Yes, exactly. That's the whole problem. Yes. Whereas over here in this country, none of all our yimby hopes have fallen on the wayside, Phil.

What's happened to the Bat Tunnel? It's all, nothing. It's just like, that's my point. Nothing seems to be happening. But they're changing the rules, aren't they? About what councils can do. Yeah, they're fiddling. Okay. Well, with the fiddle nation. Yeah, but I was hoping for a big thing I could hold on to by now and say, look, a big victory, a big victory for the MBs. Yeah. Big nuclear plant or even just a big road to go look the road. Yeah. It's the annoying thing about the UK is that loads of stuff

that is a big success happens under happened under the Tories like gay marriage, the Elizabeth line. Plastic bags. The plastic bag thing. Microplastics. All inspired by Scotland to be fair. And like, God, what was the other thing? .gov.uk

.gov.uk and also like the almost complete, the comedian Ahees Shah, friend of ours, had a great joke about the Tories oversaw like the UK economy basically becoming carbon neutral entire country. And they can't even boast about it because they follow their supporters think it's too gay to have done that. And it's bang on. Yeah. They couldn't ever take any credit for it because it would just make all their pensioners who voted for them upset. But they did do it. That's right. Yeah And we're running out of electricity by the way. Why are we?

Yeah, why the UK's been like grid max for years and years and years and years and years and years and years And it's getting worse. So what yeah, we need nuclear power plants Nick Clegg you fucker Yeah, anyway So yeah, no, this doesn't feel like a lot of good news out there. Even your feet are declining, Phil. Oh my God, yeah. Everything is losing value. This is British decline.

The pound, my feet. Democracy, your feet again. Do you think the real foot wankers, and I mean that in the most respectful way, they don't like us intruding. They've gone, you know what, we need to get onto this page and create, you know, the market has been skewed. They're making a mockery of... Of us jerking off to all the celebrities' feet.

Our culture. Yeah. Our hobby. Our lives. And they've gone, we will go and we will rate them as fairly as impartially as we do. You know? Yeah, right. So in a way, the people of Wikifeet are standing up for their democracy.

Yes, yeah. I've come in, like a dictator, asking for 110% of the vote. Stuffing ballot boxes in a way that even Mugabe wouldn't have claimed to get more than 100% of the vote deliberately. Threatening my followers into voting for me. Yeah. Members of the Bud Pod party have come. That's it. Yeah. Kicked out the people who watched the polling booths and started tracking in big boxes of ballots from rural polling stations they claim exist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, I, look, I, I admire the wiki feed community for standing up for its democracy, but I will prevail.

What, um, who's the most famous foot fetishes, Tarantino, Tarantino, without a doubt. Was there ever a dictator who loved feet? Cause there's a few dictators where we know what they were into, like Gaddafi. What was he into? He had those like, elite crack regiment of quote unquote bodyguards. They were just like all female gymnasts in like army uniforms. You'd follow him everywhere with like skin tight pants on. And he was obsessed with Condoleezza Rice. He wanted to marry Condoleezza Rice.

Wow. Yeah. So we know two things he was into. Condoleezza Rice. He wanted to marry Condoleezza Rice. So we know two things he was into Condoleezza Rice and his creepy regiment of sexy bodyguards. Right. Yeah. Neither of those is as specific as the feet. Yeah, that's true. It's a bit broader, isn't it? There must be some emperor from some point that was into that kind of thing. There must have been, but not publicly some emperor from some point that was into that kind of thing. There must have been, but not publicly.

I don't know. The difficulty with like the ancient Roman examples is that it's just like orgies and things in general. So you go, well, that could have just been a foot fetish within that chaos. There was a high bar for being a weird emperor. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

This guy's weird. You go, wait, wait, wait. Us weird or emperor weird? Yeah. Yeah. They go, no, emperor. Oh, weird guy's weird. You go, wait, wait, wait. Us weird or emperor weird? Yeah, yeah. They go, no, emperor. Oh, weird, foreign emperor. Nero had to play the violin on top of a flaming city for everyone to go, he's a bit weird, that guy.

Yeah, even after- That's how high the bar was. Wasn't he banging his sister or his mom or? Not even that weird. He's one of the incest ones. Yeah, but that's the thing. They go, oh, it's some of the classic incest. And then he went crazy.

Then he went crazy and started playing the violin badly. Yeah. That creeped everyone out. Because it's a bit more subtle. It's a bit more unsettled. What are your predictions for the new Trump president, Trump 2.0? So you're going for oblivion of justice.

Yeah, right. So this is a specific, yeah, what phrase is he going to come out with today? OK. And I'm going to treat it like bingo. Okay. I think if he uses oblivion in any way, you've won. Okay, great. Perfect. But like an oblivion of justice, then that's like triple points. I've been playing a lot of Bellatro. Bellatro for anyone doesn't know is a viral card video game that you can get on your phone now. It's like playing Magic the Gathering poker blackjack.

Yes, yeah. It's the best way I can describe it. It's taking up all my brain space and attention. It's like having heroin on my phone. I played them on my Switch for a bit. And under the advice of great comedian and prolific gamer, Glen Moore, I deleted it after one run. And he said, it's amazing game. Delete it as soon as you can. Cause it will, it will ruin your life.

It is. Yeah. I'm dreaming about it. So I'm treating it like Bellagio, right? Like if you say a Blivin, you get like one point. All three, it's like, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Like, whoa, big win, whatever. What do I think? I think he's gonna say something about, he's definitely gonna say the phrase, we love TikTok. Okay. Cause he's been the one trying to get it unbanned. But I'm a bit confused about his stance on TikTok.

Wasn't he the one who said he was going to ban TikTok? But so what's happened is, through the merc of whatever happens under that mad hair of his, in that big foggy skull, has drifted through to his reality. An ominous Bosch painting of a brain. Yes, exactly. With people jumping into lizards mouths. Yeah, and a big bum playing the trumpet, riding a horse, and the head of the horse is the Pope's face.

And yeah, all in there has drifted through to him the understanding that he owes a lot of his election victory to TikTok. Yeah, right. And his son, he's always going on about his giant son. Barron. Barron. He's like, six, nine. Like he's huge. He just won't stop growing. He's got this giant, like a cursed son. He's just, he always says like, Baron told me a tick tock. It's great. It's great. We love tick tock. Everybody on there gave me the vote. They love me. They love me on there. So he sees it now as this fountain of influence and love. So that's why he wants

it back. He didn't want it. He didn't care about it for as long as he was. And he was against it for as long as it was this thing. He didn't want it. He didn't care about it for as long as he was against it for as long as it was this thing he didn't understand that was somehow Chinese. Yes. But now it's this thing that gets you votes and everyone loves you on it. Yeah. Always powerful. So how did Tito get banned this time around then?

It was... Well, they passed the vote before Trump took power. The vote passed the Senate last week. Yes, but that was to uphold a process I was already on. No, that was to reject an appeal from bite dance or whoever owns TikTok. But who got that ball rolling? I thought that was all Biden. Right. It started, I think the talk of it's been around for ages. Because they said that, um, bite dance needs to sell, they need to sell China's share to an American company in order for America to keep TikTok.

They just need to sell TikTok as a company to an American. Yeah. But then they can't sell the algorithm. TikTok in the US to an American company. Right, right, right. Yeah. Um, and they didn't in time and so. They stopped access to it for eight hours before they just went, okay, you can still access it while we're figuring this out. Right. Okay.

So for eight hours, everyone lost their fucking minds because it was like, it was like for eight hours, someone shut the pipe that delivers cigarettes to all those monkeys and there's feces and I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. It's back in America. I'm so sad for eight, for eight, eight beautiful hours of peace. Eight beautiful hours of, of same takes eight, eight hours where it was like the end of cable guy where everyone will leave walks out of their houses and touches the grass and he

has birds. And then suddenly all the cigarettes started coming out of the pipe again and everyone just went back to eating them in their cages. Did you see the whole thing? I showed you some of the stuff about all the American young people joining Xiao Hong Shu. Xiao Hong Shu. Yeah. Little Red Book.

Little Red Book. And initially it looked like a propaganda victory for China because they were all saying funny jokes like, oh, welcome the American friends. I'm your Chinese spy. Oh, I've been watching you. And it was like, oh, these guys are fun. And then Chinese people saying like, is it true you have to pay for the ambulance?

And Americans are like, oh, shamefully, yes, it is true. And it looked like a big victory for China. And then the interactions were like, wait, why do you get both days on the weekend off? Don't you have any overtime to do? And then all these Americans replied going like, wait, why do you get both days on the weekend off? Don't you have any overtime to do? And then all these Americans reply and going like, oh, we have unions and stuff. So we just go on strike if that happened. And that's just like, deleted, deleted, deleted.

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like freedom juice just leaked through. Even though like the young people going on that app were trying to make America look bad and be nice to China, they couldn't help by just by being honest about what it's like to live in America. They couldn't help committing offenses by saying we're in a union, which of course it gets you executed in a country as nominally communist as China. So it's just like it, freedom and democracy and whatever controlled capitalism is like

a disease. Even though Gen Z and Gen Alpha don't like smallpox, they still brought it to the app. And they will spread it. Yeah. Yeah. And so all these questions being like, wait, hang on, you can do what? We're like, why are your houses so big? You're like, oh, you only get paid this amount. It's like, yeah, but we only work five days a week in this many hours. Wait, why? Oh, well then that's fine then. Why? Like gradually it just filtered through. And then the company started advertising really heavily

overnight at the insistence of the government for English language censors. Oh, right. Because they only had like two. So Red Note, it's just called in English. The company started advertising for English. We need people who speak English to help us moderate the content on the app.

Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, fucking hell. Some government official in China was like, the people who use this app in English and the people who use it in Chinese shouldn't be able to see each other. Wow. Yeah. And the app was like, yeah, we're on it. We're on it. Oh, fuck.

I'm surprised they even let people outside China have an account. That's why I'm surprised. Which is cause like the language on the app is it's in Chinese. Yeah. Like you can't change your settings. Yeah. There was a guy saying, um, he couldn't turn off his DMs. Cause that's in Chinese. Like you can't change your settings. There was a guy saying he couldn't turn off his DMs, because that's in Chinese. So he's just getting flooded with weird DMs from creepy dudes.

So it's that level of like not for Westerners. Why did all these Americans go to Red Note? Because it was similar to TikTok? It's more like Instagram. Why didn't they just go on Instagram then? Because the whole thing is like, fuck the government. We don't have free speech in America, so we'll use the China app where they actually have better free speech and all this. It was a fuck you. Oh, I see.

That's why it's so funny that initially the propaganda aspect was really useful for China, and then slowly, you know, people tried to post, people would start their like pro gay rights stuff on Red Note, like they were doing on TikTok and that account would just get shut down. Well, they get loads of replies from actual Chinese people going, we don't talk about this. Stop talking about this. It's not appropriate. Just be like, what do you mean?

And you try and post something about Tienanmen Square, account banned. You try and post something about gay marriage, band. And they started going, Oh, yeah. Reality hit. Yeah. Really funny to watch in real time in like 24 hours. I think if it had been banned for like a week, I think it would have been really interesting to see what would have been like the purge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, keep going, keep going. Okay. Now ban Instagram. Now ban Twitter. Keep going. Ban it all, please. Let us be free. Let's return to the woods where we belong. Please. There's a bit, do you ever, I know this is niche, but if you've ever watched Waterworld,

the man, Kevin Costner film. You know that bit where they're on that big oil tanker, the villain, that's the ship they're sailing around. And that's why they're powerful. Because of the oil. They have all the oil. And there's like a guy with like a Geppetto jewelers eyeglass or something. And he like lives in the oil tanker, like in the basement. And his job is to like, I don't know, do something. But he like lives down there as like the kind of oil slave. Oh yeah. Like he has a bad time down there. Okay. There's a bit where Kevin Costner throws a flaming rag in and like he blows it up and,

and like as the flaming rag drops down this like long shaft, the guy looks up and sees it coming and goes, oh, thank God. Cause he knows he's about to be blown up. Yeah. And he's like delighted. This is such a horrible time in the dark with all the oil. That's you at social media. Bad coming in, you just go, oh thank God.

It just all exploded. Imagine if they had banned all social media and suddenly everyone just had to buy magazines again. Yeah, and newspapers. And read information slower than the speed of insanity. Yeah. And because we can't, we can't be trusted. We're like monkeys with cigarettes. It's like, Oh, well, just don't look at your phone that much. It's like saying to a monkey like, Hey, put that

down. Like, they're not gonna, I'm not gonna. I've started saying out loud to myself, stop it. If I'm, if I'm on, if I'm on Instagram, and I'm just like, sit on the toilet, and just scrolling, I'll say out loud, stop it like that. And I'll turn it off. It does help. I have to say it out loud. I'll say out loud, stop it like that. And I'll turn it off. It does help. I have to say it out loud. I need to get like, for God's sake, and yeah, sometimes I'll say, what are you even looking at? And I'll close Instagram and get on with my day.

When I'm, when I'm spending my time reading, deliberately looking for the stupidest replies to a tweet I already hate. What am I doing? I'm filling my mind with horror. It feels so good in the moment though. There's something about it that's like eating marshmallow after marshmallow. But also there's nicotine in the marshmallows. But there's a bottomless bag. It's a bag of marshmallows that never ends. You keep going and going and going. Yeah, till your eyes hurt. And there's Bellatron now to worry about. I think Bellatron is better for your brain because at least it is-

Sort of nominally maths. Yeah, it's a contained system of logic that you can practice and learn. And it isn't feeding you guff and mush. It's just training you in a system, in a logical mathematical system that isn't much use outside of the game, but it's better for your brain. Guff and mush. That's one of those new eateries, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Somewhere in central London, they've opened up a new branch. It's a master square.

They've opened the guff and mush up. Yeah. Yeah. You can tell the neighborhood's gentrifying. There's a fucking guff and Mush on the high street now. Speaking of Goff, I went to see Van Gogh at- Very good. Thank you. At the National Portrait, the National Gallery. Big, big exhibition. This couldn't get in at like, at a bio, a year's membership of National Gallery.

Really? Yeah. But, oh my God, fabulous. This Van Gogh guy, he knew what he was doing, man. Such thick paint that he has very thick, you got to see him live because you don't, you don't appreciate the thickness of the paint in a picture. It's like, it's all ridgy and like his stars, like these nipples, you know, and, and the, yeah, it's just impasto, I learned that term, for the thickness of paint on a painting. It's such a beautiful, rigidity. Like you feel like you just want to reach over and like fondle the paint.

It's so good. So eat it. Yeah, chunky, chunky paint. Highly recommended, but it is now over. Yeah. Well, what's your favorite one? That exhibition. Yeah. There's a painting called the poet and he is a soldier, a Dutch soldier, but it's

this van Goffy thing of, you know, the portrait and with a background of just like dark, he started doing these infinite infinity backgrounds. It was just like blue and stars and stuff. And a portrait in the front. I'll show it to you. I need to go to more galleries and stuff instead of looking at my fucking phone. I don't know how. The thing is, I know it's all just about self-discipline, but I subscribe to the idea that you have a sort of, you have a kind of liter of self-discipline juice per day that you can use. And I'm already using it on other things. I'm sorry. It's not, it's not the poet is the lover. Here's another one called the poet,

which was also there. And now this is the lover. Oh, yes. I see what you mean. It's just like a night sky behind him. It's also nice. That is really nice. So you, if you could buy that, you'd buy that one. Oh yeah, probably. Have that guy hanging out in your bathroom. If I had three billion pounds. You got to go to see live art. It's so nice. I need to go more, but I'm using my, I'm using my juice on other stuff. What, what, what stuff? I'm using my juice on all the various podcasts and bits of writing and we're trying to work house, which is life. Shit.

Yeah. We just go, if I said to myself, I need to go see some art, it would feel like I was adding a thing, another thing to my to-do list, but he uses different juice. It gives you juice. I would say it gives you juice once you're there, but you have to use juice to get there, like driving to a petrol station. Yeah, that's true. That's true. You can get more, but you It gives you juice. I would say it gives you juice once you're there, but you have to use juice to get there. Like driving to a petrol station. Yeah, that's true. That's true. You can get more, but you gotta get there, son.

But think about how privileged we are, how close we are to all this stuff relative to most people. That's the thing that's annoying. It's like, I know that I'm in London and this stuff isn't ever anywhere else. And it was never anywhere near where I grew up. And it's down the bloody road. It's down the bloody road and often free. Or very often free. Very often free in the UK, which people cannot believe. They cannot believe it. You need to go to the British Museum and poke around all the artifacts more.

All of that. It's just free. It's all there for you. Oh man. I feel like a Philistine every day. Yeah. I've never visited parliament. Haven't you? I've given a little speech in the house of Lords. I was invited to speak

to some Chinese people, some Chinese Brits. Did it feel like you were in Star Wars? No. Why? Just like robes and things. There's a kind of sci-fi aspect to it sometimes. When you see anything happening with the papacy, it looks like Star Wars. There's a kind of sci-fi aspect to it sometimes. It doesn't matter if you see anything happening with the paper, see it looks like Star Wars. There's a very funny Adam Buxton video that he stuck on YouTube where it's the sort of, whatever it's called, swearing in of Pope Ratzinger, the one before now. Oh yeah. And he's dubbed it over with like sort of Star Wars music. And it's like, you know, theodox guys, there's really long hats walking along

and they look, they look like star wars characters, like from the galactic federation. Yeah. And buckles is like a narrating it like, and they're from the Glorp nebula, the farseeing Lord Mactar, just a scarlet walking along with like this big ball being swung behind it. You're like, yeah, it's fucking works. It looks like Star Wars. Yeah. It wasn't like that. No, was it Game of Thrones medieval feeling? No, it was kind of normal. Yeah. Once you've seen the commons chambers and all that, I mean, I couldn't go into the house of lords. What is the actual place where the lords discussed it?

The chamber. The chamber, yeah. Lord's chamber. I couldn't go in because I didn't have a tie. It's one of those vibes. Naughty. But if I was wearing a t-shirt and I had a tie, I think I'd go on it. It's literally one of those dumb rules where you literally just need to have a tie. So I had to go watch from like- They don't have like a bin of ties you can just have?

I know. I know. they should have had that. They should have had that. Like on purpose. But then I ate at the cafeteria and I was with a Lord who was my, I was a guest of the Lord and he paid for the lunch. Was everyone sitting in cliques? Not that I noticed.

It felt like a workplace, just felt like an office. People with trays, like going through all these lords with trays. The cool lords. Yeah. The jock lords. The skating lords. The skateboarding lords. The goth lords.

The goth lords. Yeah, they look frightening. But when it came to pay, my lord, you know, he had to do chip and pin, and the guy with the pin machines and your pin number, my Lord. Just funny, it's a funny sentence. And your pin, my Lord. You can use contactless Bluetooth technology, my Lord.

Oh, just use your contactless Bluetooth technology. Baron Simeon of Wyndham. Yeah, bizarre. It's iMX, we don't take IMAX. My Lord. Oh, if you could, you just need to tap it again, actually. My Lord. Yeah, it's real surreal. Kneeling, kneeling, like a frock coat.

Yeah. Speaking of buildings full of weirdos who like talking, does that work for correspondence? Oh, yeah. Kind of. Well, then they're not in a building so much. They will be. Yes, let's do some correspondence.

Ring, letters, emails, phone numbers, documents, your sister, or a friend. Come to Google, ring, letters, correspondence. This is from Erin. Erin, I think that's right. I'm rolling my off on a reason. Erin. Erin. Erin. Okay. Get in, Erin. Get in. Get in.

Get in, Erin. Get in, Erin. I finally seen Nosferatu, so I can finally enjoy your impression as accurate. Did you enjoy the film? I really liked it. I am an appetite. That's what I say when I go to any like buffet or Chinese restaurant. I stand in the door like him, like a shadow. And I just say, I am an appetite.

And they all go, yeah, just, just type one. I say, yes. I really want some Szechuan chicken. And they go, yeah, we can, you can have that. I love his voice. I love how much he rolls his eyes and he looks like a hasar. He's got a cavalry jacket and big magyar Hungarian cavalryman mustache. Yeah. I really liked his look. He looked like a boyar. What's a boyar? A boyar is like kind of Russian aristocrats of Slavic aristocrat horseman. He looked great. Highly recommended. My film of the year. Film of the year. It's been much of the year. So yeah, but film of the year. Nosferatu. And we had to watch Lily Rose Depp and every now and then

like see Johnny, Johnny Depp's face got like from like inside her face. Oh yeah. He is definitely in there from certain angles. She's amazing in it. Um, so from Erin anyway, dear Phillipia classic. Why, why fuck around with it? Yeah. It's a new century. Sometimes it's nice to have vanilla ice cream. Yes. Sometimes it's nice. A palette cleanser. I was killing some time on Twitter and came across this website for a product I can't

believe is actually real and not something both of you invented in a Bud Pod episode. I just had to share. Oh yeah. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Koji Aaron, let's click it. It's okay. So what is this? Well, I can tell you that it's the website is Jopants.com.

Jopants.com. Jopants, Jopants. Okay. Oh my sweet Jesus. I'll give you three guesses. This is the types of trousers. Okay, so it's a brand of trousers. I guess it's a brand.

Wait, Jopants, Jack-Off Pants? Yes, you got it. Oh, you, you, you. You have correctly guessed these masturbation pants. Yes, yes. No. I can't fucking believe this. Why is for jacking, is for jacking it,

pants for jacking it. Pants for jacking it. But the whole, do you have to get rid of your pants to jack it? To be clear, trousers for jacking it. So you're reaching in under the trousers to jacket, into the trousers. Well you're not understanding the technology here. What do you think they've done to these trousers to make them jack off pants?

There's a hole in the crotch? You got it. You fucking got it. I guess I'm an innovator too. Comfortable, convenient, covert. What? Your honor, I'd just like to ask some questions about the last word in there.

Oh, comfortable. No, no, no, the last one. Convenient. No, the covert. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry about that. Well, no, why does the wanking have to be covert? Well, it doesn't matter.

If you're wanking at home, this will need to be covert. If you're wanking at home and it's convenient to the point that you have a hole, a massive hole where your dick and balls are, surely covertness, that ship has sailed. Don't worry about it. Well, I am worrying about it. Covert.

Covert, down out, down out. James Bond. Unbelievable. James Bond. Unbelievable. James Bond opening his legs to reveal that his D&Bs have been out for the entire poker game. May I see? The joke's on you, Ashifra. I've been jacking it the whole time.

May I see these J.O. pants? You may. What's that? Twenty reviews. They're very much like pajama pants for at home. Oh my God. Oh, and the model is a man with his legs akimbo to show off the hole. And in one of the photos, he's doing two thumbs up. 50 pounds, 55 pounds. Oh wow. J-O pounds,

the jerkin jams. That's the name of their pajamas. Jerkin jams. Jerkin jams. We have strayed so far from God's light. This is revolting. You really have the dragon jams. Also like, pajama trousers already have a generally like a... They usually have a little slot for going for a wee. Imagine sitting at home, right? Stoned and surrounded by crisps on your couch watching TV. In just like pajama bottoms.

Just like, ugh. And then thinking, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna jacket. And as you just reach into your pants completely simply, just like, uh, and then thinking, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to jacket. And as you just reach into your pants completely simply, just going, I wish this was easier. I'm exhausted. As you're unzipping your trousers, you're, uh, I can't be bothered anymore. For God's sake, I'm so tired from unzipping. I don't have any energy to jacket. And then the advert goes, is this you?

Jerkin' jams. I mean, for God's sake. Testimonials. Testimonials. Oh, OK. Let's read testimonials. Very useful. Ah, yeah.

I don't know if useful is that, well, I never get caught fapping anymore. Well, caught by a person or caught by a zip? I guess either. Caught by the police if they're covert. But this is- Finally my trips on the bus. But surely it's more covert to not have a hole in your pants and have your hands under your trousers. Exactly. Or not to be like, oh, that guy's just got on the bus in visibly pajama trousers

with his dick and balls flapping in the open. The trousers say jerkin' jams on the back. Yeah. And the back is branded. He's got branded merch for wanking. It says Jack of pants down the leg. That guy wanked so much. He's been given free merch. Like if you play enough poker stars, they give you a hat. Speaking of free much, how have they not reached out to this podcast by now? This is an insult. If there's any podcasts that the Jack of pants could do a partnership with, it's ours. And we haven't heard anything from them. But we're traditional, right?

This, from our point of view, old school, this stuff is like doing a swimming race wearing flippers. It gives the user an unfair advantage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, yes. We understand it makes the whole thing faster. It's not what this is about. Yeah, this is like doping to us.

Have some pride. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have some pride. I never get caught fapping anymore, right? I love how soft the fabric is. It feels like quality. Oh, that's decent. That's fair enough.

It feels like quality. It isn't. It isn't. We know it isn't. We know it isn't. Because the brand is called Jerkoff Pants. I feel bad for whoever is in a factory in Indonesia making these.

Just having to say to each other, the Westerners, they're so fat and lazy that now they have these wank pants with a big hole in the middle. Anyway, enjoy sewing a hundred of these an hour. Well, yeah, Westerners are so depraved and so fattened and so privileged, they can't even be bothered to unzip their trousers anymore. Not only are they wanking, which you may already have a problem with, person from the more socially conservative parts of the world where these factories are, they wank so much that they actually don't even want crotches on their pants.

That's like propaganda. That's like something that like Sukarno would have said about Westerners. Who's that? The guy who ran Indonesia, wasn't it Sukarno? The dictator for a while. Right. That's like something, well like Mao or someone would have said like in the West, they are so decadent. Yes. They don't even have holes in their pants because they could just wank constantly like monkeys. It's true. Apparently. Another testimonial. Good for masturbating when it's cold. Oh yeah, right. It gets to keep your legs warm.

Is that such a problem in Manny R's life? Saves me so much money on heating the house. So much money. Because I can jack off in cozy pants. To the mega prison with you. Saves me so much money. There isn't a mega prison big enough for these people. Yeah, and they just use it to jack in.

So much money. So how hot are you making your house? Because you- How much are you wanking that? That is, it's hitting your pocket. It's hitting your wallet. How much have to hit that house, keep your legs warm on your church?

You look at your energy bill and go, I gotta cut down this year. I'm going to get serious about my budgeting. This is it chief. Yes. Testimonial from, I guess, Joe Biden. This is it chief. Premium quality and comfortable. I like the simple unassuming design. Humble. Unassuming is not the word I would use for pants with a big hole in it. I'd say they're making some pretty big fucking assumptions actually.

It assumes you're gonna have a wank. It assumes you're gonna be constantly jacking it. It's a very assumptions pair of trousers. 20 reviews. I don't think these reviews are real. If you go to info, they have a diagram. Oh, there's a diagram in the info tab. Okay.

And it details how the jerk off pants work. Here we go. Info. Oh dear. Jack off pants might seem like a peculiar product. Yeah. Yeah. I'll say so. Yeah. It's seeming pretty, I don't know if peculiar is the word I'd use. I don't know if I'd be like- It makes sense, doesn't it? It makes sense as a product. I don't know if I'd be like Sherlock Holmes with a monocle going, how peculiar. The mystery of the missing crotch. Yeah. This is a too-ank problem, Watson. Get your jack-off pants on.

Don't let Mrs. Hudson see. They need to be covert. She keeps catching us. Jack-off pants might seem like a peculiar product, but as someone who faps a lot, can we stop with this? Can we stop with this verb, please? This isn't a review anymore. This is the website.

This is the company man. Right. Okay. This is in the info bit. This is from the spokeswanker. I can attest, I can attest that they are essential to my masturbatory practice. Practice? Like a dentist. Okay. Here in my practice.

It's not like he's still learning. He's only still figuring out. He's trying to get better. He's trying to get better at it. It's like talking about like yoga. Like, oh, I just need to get deeper into my practice. I remember how the idea came to me. Fucking hell.

I wonder. Isaac Newton, Jackie Under a Tree. How did you figure this one out? Yeah, please, Einstein, take us through this theorem, if you would. I was in a new home that got exceptionally cold. The central heating took forever to work. And it seemed wasteful to heat the whole place just so I could go pantless. What kind of tropical wanks are these people trying to have in their lives?

This is decadent nonsense. The house needs to be 30 degrees so I can be pantless for the hours and hours I spend. Space heating never seemed to evenly hit my naked leg spread open. Jesus Christ. While I jerked it at the computer. Oh, I'm sorry, your majesty. Of course this is for use at the computer. Of course. Being a home body. How did I miss that? A home body. Yes, I imagine. Yeah. I don't think you get out a lot if you've got like- I don't think you're allowed out a lot. Customized wank pants.

You're not spending a lot of time at the Van Gogh gallery. I hope. Being a homebody, my pants of choice were always sweatpants. I had a pair that I cut a hole in the crotch area. So I had a prototype, the blueprint. Yeah. You know how in Iron Man one, he builds the first suit in a cave out of just stuff that's lying around. This guy, this guy was there imprisoned by the Taliban wanking in the cave and that's how he got out. They were so frightened by his crotchless pants. There was a revolted by him. They were like, you know what? Just go. We don't want

you to hostage anymore. You're disgusting. Um, I had a pair that I cut a hole in the crotch area so I had unobstructed access to my penis. Thank you for being clear. You could have just said access. Um, I think once you get to the point where you're carving holes in your sweatpants to get to your own Dick faster, it's just time to get a job. Or it's time to go to the park or church or some therapy, something. They work like a charm. How could they fail?

I reached in and I grabbed my own buttocks from the back somehow. Time to get onto Mark two. Back to the drawing board. The prototype had some real design flaws. They worked like a charm. Not only did they keep my legs warm, but they also made it easy to hide my boner if someone walked in unexpectedly. Do they? What? How? How? There's a hole. They can't hide it. It's harder to hide your boner. People just don't assume you're masturbating if you have pants on. Okay. They do if your dick's poking out of a huge hole. So they walk in and they go, hmm, there's porn on his computer. And as I came in, he

went, no, and covered his crotch. And there's a huge bulge poking out of his. Yeah. Pajama trousers. High quality looking cotton trousers. Pajama trousers. Pajama trousers. And there's porn on the screen. He panicked when I came in and he's covering his crotch for some reason, but it's probably not w screen. He panicked when I came in and he's covering his crotch for some reason, but it's probably

not wanking. I don't see the penis. His shins are covered, which as we all know is the most important part of masturbating is to have uncovered shins. So he can't have been, I must've been imagining things. As if the person catching you wanking is like a guard in a solid Metal Gear Solid game. Yeah. As they come in, huh, guess it was nothing. Must've been the wind. Gear solid game. Yeah. They come in, huh? Guess it was nothing.

Must've been the wind. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Must be the wind. And then they just walk back out like your mom is an NPC. Oh my Jesus God. However, there was a problem with my first pants.

Whenever I got up and walked around and my junk would be fully exposed for the world to see it needed a zipper, a big one. I looked on the internet to see if anything existed that was similar to my special jack of pants that I envisioned. Just as a full breakdown, but I couldn't find anything. My special jack of pants. My special jack of pants. Go to therapy.

Get help. Ring your parents. That was when I realized I had to make this product, not only for myself, but for the masturbators of the world. God's sake. I eventually found a manufacturer to produce the pants and after numerous prototypes, really? I created J.O. Pants.

So wait, it's not, so it is... So it is just like a pants with like a- Oh, they're pockets. Oh, that's handy. It's just pants with like a- For tissues? Yeah, for tissues, lubricant. And for putting your hands in and nonchalantly walking around the house. So it's just like a pants with like a... Oh, they're pockets. Oh, that's handy. It's just pants with like a... For tissues? Yeah, for tissues, lubricant.

And for putting your hands in and nonchalantly walking around the house. Yeah. Not wanking here. No wanking going on here. Yippee-dee-doo, long day. So there is a zipper. This is a really massive crutch opening that goes... Large crutch opening. This is on the diagram. Okay.

Large crutch opening that goes to the inseam brackets taint. So all the only innovation of this design. All the way to the gooch. So you just wanted a gooch length opening. That's the only difference between this and any other. This makes me feel quite sick. I think this person needs help. This is astonishing, but Aaron is right. It's amazing that this hasn't come up yet. It is an amazing again that we haven't been reached out to for sponsorship. It's a real monkey's poor thing. Isn't it? If you get rich selling these, cause you can't ever tell people why, why you're rich. Yeah. How did you, how did you make all this money?

Oh, I invested in a, why do you keep calling your house the house the wanks built? Well, I can't. Well, it's a metaphor. It's a metaphor. Oh, FAQs. Okay. The freak.

What are the frequently asked questions? What's wrong with you? Are you serious? That's the most frequently asked question is what's wrong with you? Let's see. Oh yeah. What's the return policy? Oh yes. For Jack of When are you going to first question? When are you going to restock or get new products? If you subscribe to the emails, I'll email you as soon as I restock. So these are selling out. What size should I get? There are sizing charts in the photo gallery. You click these links. They all have an elastic waistband, of course.

Oh God. We don't have to go in, have them tailored. Where do you ship? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does Sir Wank to the left or to the right? Where do you ship from? Las Vegas. Bright light, Siri on a set master.

I thought that I assumed this was British. No. But it talks about central heating. That's a British thing, isn't it? Do Americans say central heating? They say central air with air conditioning. So I think they do. Gosh, sorry.

I was so sure this man was British. Las Vegas. Well, that makes a lot of sense too. Yeah. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

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God's sake. Most people don't associate the letters J.O. with jacking off. I do. Well, I do. But if this is still not discrete enough for you, please write the word discrete in the special order instructions and we will make it completely discrete with no J-O letters anywhere. We ship internationally.

Good news. Can I get a return or exchange? Yes, within 14 days. If the pants are unused, unwashed and still look brand new, before you start checking off on them, please try them on with underwear to ensure they fit. Well, at least he has some standards. I mean, yeah, the bar's low, but he does. Fuck me. Absolutely astonishing. Well, thank you, Aaron. Thank you, Aaron. What a thing to have in my head now. That

feels like the most sexual version of, you know, in Wall-E where all the grownups are just like big fat circles who get driven around on like hoverboards watching TV and eating crisps and drinking Coke. This is part of that future. Oh, big time. This is the first step in that direction. If that film had been made for adults, Wall-E would have been like fucking jack-and-off all those hover humans. Yeah. There would have been a bunch of sex robots involved. It would have been even more harrowing. Yeah. Big time. It makes me feel websites like that make me feel like a reactionary, but it's how America is so powerful. It's the American dream is that any convenience, someone like this guy will make it so that you can have it.

Yes. If you want a drone to bring burgers to your house at 3am, you can have whatever you want. This is America. For good or for ill. It's like a Twilight Zone episode as a country. You can have whatever you want. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Like the devil, you know, that's his bargain.

It's mad. It fills me with medieval fear. Yeah, but I look, I'm a believer in the free market. If the market dictates a J.O. Panzeric success, then there deserve to be a success. Man. And he's run out. He's running out of J-O Panzer. He's running out of J-O Panzer.

People are going, finally, an opening that goes all the way to my taint. Well, he's about to get a bunch of whole new orders now that our listeners know about this. And with no judgment here, folks, he ships internationally. Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening. We'll see Patreons on Friday and we'll see everyone else next week. Do join the Patreon if you're not a member. Lots of extra content and beautiful fun stuff. Oh yes, and we put out a correspondence special today that's just for the Patreons. So enjoy that. Enjoy, enjoy. Otherwise, we'll see you next week once the oblivion of justice has begun.

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