BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie - S2E47 | Solid Loafs

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

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This is our first Devon pod. We've replicated this Airbnb to make it just like your shed. Yes, yeah. We will not be getting it. our deposit bag. No. Nailing foam to the walls. Imagine if you rented it, that would be a good thriller movie.

A guy who's like, his whole thing is I have an Airbnb. Yeah. And then one day he goes in to like, you know, clean it up, like, go with some guests, and it's just like Dexter. Pacific Heights. Fuck! It's a Michael Keaton film. So no one ever talks about, but it's about one of those big, like, San Francisco, lovely looking houses with like a turret in the corner.

in the corner. Yeah. And they rent out a room to a lodger and it's Michael Keaton and he just locks the door and all they can hear is drilling. And they cut, and every time I knock on the door he just opens the door like a tiny bit of a knob. There's like nothing legally making. So it's just, what's he building in there? What's he building in there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it turns out it's this wonderful horse that he makes for the way. It's actually really nice. Yeah, it's not a thriller, it's actually a kid's a kid's film. Mine is more like the movie The Cleaner. Who's in the cleaner?

It's a guy who's the guy who's... Jennifer Lope. I'm thinking Made in Manhattan. I got of jobs mixed up. Yeah, Jennifer Lopez has to clean up crime scenes. Yeah. It's about a crime scene clinic. Yeah, okay. I cannot remember who is in it. It's someone very famous.

Well, if you know the answer at home, keeps screaming into your headphones. I don't think... We're not going to look it up. Pacific Heights is such a GTA area ass name. Oh, I've unlocked Pacific Heights. Brilliant, yeah. The cleaner, I think.

Samuel L. Jackson. Oh. Cleaner. What year is it from? 2007. Oh, okay. It's like a cover-up thriller. Eva Mendez is in it.

Eva Mendez. How crazy is that? Who retired about 15 years ago. Retired? Yeah. Really? Yeah, she'd married to Ryan Gosling. And she thought, I'm done?

No, she basically said that, like, they wanted to have a good family unit because they had kids. Oh, yeah. And... Like, what's his face from... Like, Rick Moranis? Oh, yeah, but that came under a... That was under...

tragedy circumstances though his wife died. Yeah. Yeah. But he still could have been mental Hollywood men. Yes, yeah, yeah. I've hired 11 maids. Eleven maids equal one wife. Yeah.

Each of them looks progressively more like his wife, like an animorph's front cover. An animorphs, but you're just becoming a different boy? Yeah. They've really run out of ideas. Honey, I've gone weird. Honey, I'm dealing with it badly. Rick Moranis has tipxed one of the lenses of the his glasses and he won't say why. He just keeps saying, for practice and tapping his nose.

Very unclear. He's gone weird. There'd be such a depressing Anamorph's book where, like, my powers to transform into a different 10-year-old who's actually brave. Yes. Yeah. And it's like one of your mates from school. Yeah, you're him. I want to be Danny. Honey I blew up the baby was always a really weird way to what happened in that film. I thought. Because the baby got big. I blew up. I blew up the baby.

Yeah. You're like, are you a photographer? Yeah. That's the... Yeah, it's just someone in the supermarket photo... Photoshop talk. Yeah. That's silly.

Honey, I... Honey, I blew up... Yeah. You just go, okay. Ha-ha, but come on. Yeah. Come on. I mean, expanded to the baby.

Honey, the baby's large. The baby's become giant. Yeah. There's a big baby. No, that's too vague. That could mean a lot of things. Yeah. Mm-mm.

More films could start with honey, comma. Honey, come out, I cleaned up the crime scene. Or just the existing title of the film. Honey, Batman Forever. Like, you're trying to get your wife back in from making tea. Yeah. Films back on. Honey?

I've never believed this thing about ad breaks when, like, a film's ad breaks or a TV show's ad breaks, back in the day. Yeah, on TV. The ratings were decided or gauged by power surges in the break because of people putting the kettle on. Oh. But the idea that everyone in the UK would be putting their kettle on, what, every 15 minutes. Just constant.

And similarly, you go, yeah, it looks like these kids' cartoons aren't being watched by anyone. Because kids aren't making a cup of tea. No one's seeing this porn. Yes. I've heard that you could see the surge on the national grid for the ad break in EastEnders. It's BBC. Oh, well, which one does not be... Coronation.

There you go, okay. There was one where it was like, oh, in the 80s it was so big that blah blah, T. Yeah. Well, that's it. BBC, you wouldn't be able to gauge anything. Yeah. Well, they can advertise their own stuff, but they don't. Yeah.

But sometimes they'll... That's my least favorite bit at the start of some BBC sounds thing. What may advertise a different show? Yeah. But I'm glad at least it shows, at least it's relevant to what you're doing. If the BBC were allowed, like, started to go into the realm of... We're selling coffee as well. Oh, man.

And so you had the BBC Capuccino. And the official BBC cappuccino. Yes, and it's funded and yeah. I see what you mean, yeah. License fee payer funded cafes. Yeah. My taxes go on your latte. I didn't approve an it.

Chocolate sprinkles. Speaking of yelling. Well, and speaking of that kind of person. I, we've been keen to talk about this, of an insane interaction. I say interaction. It was very one way. But I think the pheromone manifesting in public in a way,

I'm yet to... This was a really unique one even for me. You texted me about it, and I just thought, this, even by your standards, your high standards, this is... I don't know, you were pumping out more pheromone that day. I'm gonna replicate the guy, and I'm gonna...

When I impersonate him, this isn't me exaggerating, his tone or volume. I promise. This is in public. Pierre and I both at MacFest over the weekend. McCuntlet were there of different days. I was doing a show on Friday and on Saturday, and you were there on the Sunday. On the Sunday, Koji to the Kojiers who came? Likewise, thank you, everyone who came to my shows. And my show finished on the Saturday. And I got the train from Matt to Wolverhampton, and then it goes Wolverhampton down to London. Yeah. And the train from Matt to Wolverhampton, it's going through the wealth countryside and it's lovely.

And I had a table of four to myself. It was brilliant. And then at one point I noticed the comedian and Finley Christie sat down towards the other end of a carriage. So I stopped by and I sat next to him for a while, and we had a beer and we had a nice chat. And I noticed that in my table of four, because I'd left my phone charging, and I'd left my Nintendo Switch charging on the table. A man was now sat, but like at my Nintendo Switch. So on this table of four, where there are four empty seats, he sat at the most obviously, is not gonna be occupied at some point to see. Yeah, so we're already dealing with the kind of mind that sits next to you in an empty cinema. Yes. Or parks next to you in an otherwise empty car park.

But I thought this was a guy who worked for the train company because he was wearing a shirt, a tie and a zip-up fleece over it. And I was like, that's very train station coded. And away, I can't really put my finger on. Yes, you're right. This is the uniform. And then I've got a kind of non-standard fleece because technically I switch from my, you know, a Viva branded fleece

to my own fleece for those cold, windy platforms. Or dress down weekend. Or bank holidays. special dressed out on weekends. So I... That's the way people are dressed when you see them having like, obviously, colleague banter with a driver who's still in uniform. Yes.

All right, Terry, they have some... Can't park here. Though, just stop phrases. So I said to... I said to Philly, I'm just gonna go... I'm just gonna check at my table. Pre-recorded. You look, and their mouths aren't moving.

It's coming from speakers on their chests. They've got like a public domain. It's almost like a teach yourself French sort of book. Things you can... say to colleagues. Be lucky. Yeah. So as, uh, yeah, well, you had the weather for it. The other person's not, can't complain, can't complain. They're not listening. They're just desperately scanning. They're very own one. Yeah. Gotta be done. Got to be done. So, I sat down at his fore and I sort of diagonally from the guy and I sort of just got my

switch back and got my phone. I'll just take my, my valuables from you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, uh, and he didn't look remotely weird or like not, oh, God, I'm sat in your, it was just going, Okay. And he then took the loudest phone calls I've ever heard. Or not, the phone calls weren't loud, but the ringtones were. I had this on the train back from McHanthel's last night. And I've tried to do stand-up or talk to people about it, but people don't notice this.

Middle-aged and older people on trains have a ringtone volume that isn't industrially accessible to me. I think, though, it's a different phone. People, I think any age bracket can have it. I think it's a personality type as opposed to anything else. Yes, maybe you're right. But here's the secondary phenomenon that people don't seem to notice. How long they take to answer?

Oh, that was... His phone was in front of him. Did he answer quickly, though? No, it was... Who's that? Yeah. Hmm. I don't recognize that seventh digit. I recognize the area code. That area code, yeah. But this is what I mean.

Oh, that's my good friend suspected spam. They ring me every day and it's always a different person. Yeah, and they always have such great offers. So, I... Right, do you have this? If you accidentally take a spam call, I'm not saying you deliberately take... When you accidentally take them, you can tell us a spam call because there's like a second of silence, followed by...

Whip! And then they start talking. I only used to. I think they realized that that is like... We've got to stop... We've got to stop actively making that noise every time. Yeah. Let me take my phone. Here we go. Oh, they've answered, fasted.

Whoops! Hello. They're just so delighted you've answered. Yeah. Woo! Hey. It's like them, you're plugging into, you know, it's one of those connecting across continent sounds.

Right, okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So he's making a series of loud phone calls and it's actually fine because I've got my headphones in. I'm on my switch. I'm not like, I'm playing like a visual novel, so I'm just, it's like a kind of, I'm just staring at it. You're watching a movie on a tablet. So I'm just there.

And it's only really for me. about 20 minutes. And then he gets, I'm not obviously, I've got my headphones on, so I can't hear him, he gets up at his stop. And he said it in this intonation and this volume, she enjoyed the scenery then. And I said, what, sorry, what? And he went, because you haven't looked at it at all. I, like, people around me, like, jolted. Like, in the last couple of years, I've sort of picked up the, I guess, the courage to, in those situations, go, in that situation, I think you should just go, oh, fuck off, like, yeah. But this was so... What?

It was like... You know, like, people talk about, like, heckler put downs and like, do you have, like, stock heckler put downs? But sometimes if you get someone in a night, he goes, like, it's not the first wallet I've bought. You go, sorry, I don't... I need to unpack that first before I can... I don't even understand what's happened.

Exactly. So, I mean, he was just off the train. He was just off the train. What stop? I need to know. Oh, I mean, Mac to Wolverhampton has about... Crinkly bum. He's getting off a crickly bottom He's getting up a criggly bottom

But closed down scene part He had something of the Despite his smart attire And his well trimmed beard And you know Sort of like sort of slicked across hair He had something of the I sleep in a drained swimming pool

About him Based on his behaviour Based on his behaviour An insane thing to do But to get so furious That I In the 20 minutes we shared together In a journey of I was then going to continue on

and had been on before him, that I wasn't looking out the window enough. All of it, like, increasingly as I get older, I'm happy to pre-condem people on the basis immediately of him sitting at your switch. And you just go, and you'd be right. You just go, mental. This person is mad. That's a very subtle way of saying,

hello, I'm mad. Because no one reasonable would do that. Like the Joker's business card. Yeah, yeah. Hello, I'm fucking mental. Hello, I'm crazy. Oh, okay. It's not very sympathetic.

They smile at you. They haven't been given that to hand out. They've never made it themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's written in really pressed in byro. It's all vertical, but the mental's in italics. The mental is in like beautiful calligraphy. It's a beautiful, like, garamond, you know, scrimshaw.

Yeah. Really lovely. Oh, that's actually more frightening. That's much more frightening. I just... Hello. Hello. Hello.

I'm fucking... Okay. Well, now I know what to expect. On this train journey. There's no... Advice. So don't be allowed. Yeah.

There's nothing to be done. You flip it over and it's just a smiley face. You go to hand it back and they sort of wave it. Hopefully, I have thousands. They've got a bin bag heaving with them. But that's such an indicator. You go, that's a mad fucking thing to do. You are mad.

I'm so across for the rest of the evening. Of course. Because what happened was a kind of drive-by baffling injustice. There's no justice in it. It's so unfair and weird. He wasn't looking out the window. He was on his phone. He was on his phone staring straight ahead.

What was his phone calls about? Did you ever... I couldn't hear. The ringtone was cutting through my headphones. Oh, I was getting that. To a point where I was like, sorry, it's my Bluetooth connected to his phone. Is he ringing me? It was...

I just... But the... I was so cross. This is a pattern. These people, they take... like, the phone will start ringing, and it'll be in their pocket or in a bag. Yeah. And then won't move. They'll sit as it's ringing, going,

oh, that's like my ring. Yes. And then five minutes will go by, and they'll go, that's me! And then so slowly, it's like they're trying to not activate a motion light. They'll take it out and stare at the screen for minutes of ringing, going, who's that there? Also, I'm like, I can't let my... My phone doesn't let someone ring for as long as, like, They have different phones. I admit, when my agent needs to call me about something important, my phone will only let her ring once. Yeah.

And then it's gone. Half. Yeah, yeah. And then the gig's gone to another person. And then your phone auto-dials, your nearest rival. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But my phone goes, Glenn, and then that's it. I think someone said my name.

Glenn? It's like that volume. Glenn. That's exactly that. But they have different phones. They're going to the Apple store, and they hand them the island. Hello, I'm fucking mental card. And they go, oh, right this way, sir.

We have a certain type of phone for gentlemen of your persuasion. Yeah, and it's two iPhones, so you can hold it like an old landline. Like, for one bit to your mouth and then one to your ear. It's Peter Serifinovich, like from John Wick. Yes. He's got a series of much louder, longer ringing phones for you to choose from. I, um... Some nose pegs, so you have to chew with your mouth open, sir.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much. And it's just a shop called Bastards. But it's like double D, E.S. Like, shop. Shuppet. Bastard, the shopper. That's some astonishing open-mouth chewing on the train, actually.

It was a West Ham away game, I believe, on Sunday. So the train was full of football shirts. Yeah. Which is never a good sign. No, it's not always... You just know you're in for a loud experience. It's usually friendly. It doesn't mean it's gonna not be obnoxious.

It's friendly. the way that quite angry, drunk cowboys are friendly in a film. Yeah, okay. You're too good for my whiskey boy! I don't understand what you're doing today.

I don't know what your day out is about. You're smiling, but the way like a... Like when I see a grid of like monkey facial expressions and smiling, happy and angry look exactly the same to me and I don't know which one I meant to...

The smiling is alarm. Yeah, yeah. It's not... Nice. It's not saying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and there was a guy with headphones and chewing, like, like, when a kid doesn't, if you said to like a particularly silly, exuberant 10-year-old in drama class,

pretend to eat something. Yes. That level of, all that bread going down. That insane level of like cartoon chewing from this like, necklace man. Do you deal okay with the zoo? How do you deal with animals eating? Does that bother you? If I'm physically at the zoo or something, then it's kind of like, whatever.

But if you're watching, like, planet Earth and a crocodile's just eating an entire hippo, are you like, oh, close your mouth? It's the noises, really. Because I know that the crocodile doesn't know that it's bad to do that. The crocodile doesn't live in society. Yeah, it's like, I swear, we don't apologize for the things we can't control. Exactly, yeah. So.

A crocodile. Constantly, he'd like none of the camera, and I go, sorry. Yeah, I don't. Only way I can do it. Yeah. They're going to say a crocodile just constantly going, fuck! Swearing crocodiles.

The swearing crocodiles of the Nile. No, but I don't like those videos where especially on sort of Instagram or Blue Sky, not so much on TikTok, because I think TikTok is so brain-wrot-focused, but on the wholesome, hulsome chungus doggo parts of Instagram and Blue Sky, they'll be like, your life will be healed

by this video of a quaker eating a cabbage. Yeah. And it's like a rodent of some kind, noisily and wetly eating a vegetable. Those I hate. So I don't get those videos. I need to stop going on Twitter because there is nothing for you now.

Like, even if it's the things from people I follow, it is now just... It's a ruined city. Hasterly, like, pasted together clips from a film where an AI narration talks about it. as if it happened. The boy had gone to the sweet shop

and he'd gone to get his favorite chocolate bar. Inside, he found a golden ticket that allowed him access to a factory. He went to the factory as one by one, the children died, but he managed to survive. And by the end, he won the factory. And then the caption would be like, did this happen to you, question mark?

And then all the comments are like, it didn't happen to me, but you can see my boobs. And then it's just, it's loads of AI OnlyFad. It's so bizarre. Where the AI of the OnlyFans has tried to like, make it relevant. And it would be like, sorry for your loss, but would you like to gain these? These butt cheeks. But they're so strait. Like hazy, smushed together. And it's never a film you can take seriously.

It's like robots arguing in a dream. This kind of, oh, what? There's no context. Yeah, every reply is just Grock. What TV show is this? Is this real? Yeah. And Grogh going, it's actually not. It's leaked pictures of heaven. It's a picture of Dracula speaking of how. of Parliament and everyone's asking Grok of it's real. No.

I mean, speaking of Slop, I watched the baby Weewe advert. Did you? Yeah, I had a night off a couple of weeks ago. We've got a takeaway in case when we're just set down and we just said, yeah. Obviously, the song is now stuck in my head. What's going to, we? What's going to wee. But that, I know this isn't the observation you should take from this, but that baby's

back in a hog. Have you seen it? Yeah. It's this like bizarre. Because obviously, it needs to be able to, it's like a tap, is the sort of shape they've gone for. So it's just this awful chode. You can't be on record.

Admiring, a plastic baby day. Amiring? I was disgusted. It was a real, like, jump scare moment of like... I told you they showed you that this... Yeah, I don't know what I was expecting. But the way, because it's like... Because I thought it's like, oh, it's a...

baby that's wet itself. It's like, no, no, no, this is a baby that goes to the toilet in your presence. So, the kids wearing, like, shorts, and it's got this weird, like, the opposite of, like, a Victorian nightgown flap, a wee-willy winky flap for the bum. It's that, the front front flap. So they take it down, and it's a jump scare as if you saw someone like, undressing a wound in Requiem for a dream when he looks at, when you see his, like, massive heroin hole on his arm, it was like that. It was like, gosh, fuck. The kid born a doll, but the doll had an adult dick. Crock, what TV show is this?

Grock, did this happen? It could happen to you, is the caption. I... I... There wasn't a cartoon network. Yeah. Just all day. Well, I remember...

Baby wee-wee's fucking plastic chode constantly leathing out at you in between episodes of the animanias. Someone designed the chode. Yeah, someone plastic blow-moulded... Let's get rid of the vein. I think... That's a bit too much.

The $1. The dollar's got any veins anywhere else. It's fucking... Looks like Schwarzenegger's arm. Oh. Smooth that out. You're just... A guy getting chewed out in a factory somewhere in Shenzhen.

And it's all subtitled Mandarin. Smooth out these veins! The client doesn't want these veins. And they've got to have like a piece of machinery the size of like a ticket hall and a train station. Yeah. Just to print baby dicks for this doll. Yeah. And there's like an electric, it's like a piston, if they ever wrong size, like thumps them into a bin. And there's this increasing sort of tub that they have to get rid of, just, it's misshapes. Yeah, and you see a turtle dying because it got its head stuck in the dick. Oh, that's so sad.

It's just such a phenomenally strange doll. I just thought it was going to be like you, it's like a Barbie, but you take the nappy off and the nappies now wet, because it's leaked out of like some scene. No, my friend. That thing has a dick. And it's just, I never knew anyone who had it. My sister had the cut version. You could get the uncirculted. No, I didn't know anyone who had it. I think actually maybe it was a site by police that if anyone did buy it, it would put you on a list.

Right. They weren't actually a thing you could buy. It's like a trap. It's absolutely a trap. Yeah, if you watch to catch a predator, it's always people have just tried to buy something as a Christmas present for a niece. Yeah, good excuse? Sure. Yeah.

I just, I could, yeah. Even as a kid, I was like, that's not right. How's that allowed? That would have had my sister and I absolutely dying of laughter. I don't remember seeing it. I remember an advert that ruined me when I was about six years old, and my parents had gone out for the night,

and our next-door neighbor was coming over to look after us. and it was like a 9pm advert, but it was for like nappies. And obviously they'd always do like, here's the nappy compared to leading brand. Yeah. And leading brand was always, they put a pint of blue liquid in it. Yes. Because obviously, they couldn't just fire a log.

Just an adult bum descends from the top of the screen and absolutely unloads. That would be the jump scare of the century. And that's why it's on at 9pm. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The continuity announcers would have to say it was coming. And we hope you've finished your dinner at home because there's going to be some nappy adverts. But this advert, it said, it absorbs peat.

I'm laughing at now, so imagine me at six. It absorbs pee and soft poo. Janelle and I just died. We just passed away there on the couch. Like, I couldn't breathe because I'd never see, like... An adult voice. And it was on grown-up TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was like an ad break force, like, Correlation Street or ER. And we, for some reason, we were allowed to stay up and watch it. And it was just, oh, this is what you talk about when we were in bed. It was just so funny to know that that was... Oh, there's no more mature word for this. But it's sort of like, when... Feces is emitted. Excreta.

When I used to work at radio stations, when I used to work at... They'd had certain brands that wanted to advertise across, say, all of global radio, would adapt their adverts for the different stations. So, for something like, say, smooth or, I don't know, I guess, like Radio X, if there was an advert about like, um, uh, the NHS or something like medical, and it would be like, um, if, you know, if, if, if there's blood in your poop, that sort of thing, they'd say that sentence. Yeah, the NHS website's always going on about your tummy and it makes me furious. But you go, if I get, I get it. Whereas like, whereas like, whereas, like, where the, if you're, the equal man, when you're having your private, when you're, when you're, I've, you can have it. Abdomen. Yes.

It's been rather... Abdomen. And the advert goes on for ages because they can't just go like, just check your bum. Just check your bum. They can't use that word. Watch out for your anus.

Yeah. Remain vigilant. Yes. Around... Delicate matters of the... Of watercloth. Of the chamberboard. What do you say we

and soft poo? Pee and soft poo. I just... I mean, that is that... It's almost like a timoneric level of clarification. P and soft poo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Diaryo Jones.

No solid loaves. Yeah. Disgusting. There's a presenter on, I think, Fox News, who sounds just like Diaryer Jones, and it's utterly bizarre. Oh, really? He's technically American, but he looks like Diary Jones. He's like the same age.

And the way he talks about certain American matters is very, you know, it, it, you know, they go under your trousers to capture and contain your uncontrollable diarrhea. He's got exactly the same voice as that. It's really bizarre, hearing it from like this far right. Like a real person. Yeah. I just think they must have sat in that meeting and gone, we can't say excreter, we've done the surveys. Yeah. No one knows what that is. Yeah. Like one in a hundred people knows that word. Yeah. We're just going to have to say pee and soft poo. Or they just go like, um,

Biomass. Leavings. Capture your child's matter. Absorbs what's no longer wanted or needed. Needing in your body. Our, Fred, you should not be named. When he went on holiday with his... He went on holiday a couple years ago and said,

it was talking about staying in one of his hotels where there's just like a frosted glass, like the bathroom's basically in the bedroom, and it's just a frosted glass door. Yeah, you want to say, see your partner shitting the way that you see the aliens in arrival. Yeah, but what it was going into the ad breaks of Pokemon. Who's that Pokemon?

Right? Yeah. That. That. And then it's revealed at the end of the break. I can't, there's a picture I cannot find anywhere that was posted years ago, but it's of those Pokemon brake bumpers and it's of a solitary, like, um, sort of snake-like, half a snake-like shape. Yeah. And it's, um, Michael Kane as Ebenezer Scrooge. And he's And he's going, it's Diglitt. And then when it comes back after the break, it's Ebeney's a Scrooge's grave, and he's like horrified. I can't find it anywhere.

That's really nice. Just the idea of Michael Kane, it's Diglet. It's Diglet. Sitting and watching Pokemon. Yeah. The idea of Michael Kane knowing what Pokemon is, I don't like. He must be aware. He was definitely heard of it.

What if he just loves it? What if he loves it? Yeah. What if he really really? loves it. Gotta catch them all. Ever since Red, it's gone down ill. That's the thing about Pikachu. He doesn't blink. Pikachu just, he says

Pikachu, but he doesn't blink. And now you're really starting to engage with what Pikachu's saying because he doesn't blink. That's such a good reference. After Studio. Actually, if you look at a Pikachu never blink, so you actually really engage, oh, he's saying pika pika. Yeah, yeah. I'm really understanding. I'm really listening. I would, I'm just imagining seeing, seeing him holding a Game Boy Advance with like a trading cable.

Saying, who picked Squirrel was their start of Pokemon? If he was, if he was the guy they went for to advertise like the Nintendo and they go, well, kids and adults love him so. Let's get Michael Kane to do it. I wanted Capital, they'd always do these, because what happened is, Capital FM would do this thing called the Summertime Ball and then the Jingle Bell Bowl. Huge things at like Wembley Stadium. And it would be like, Ariana Grande comes out to do just one song. And Justin Bieber comes out to do two songs. But the headline would be like Ed Sherin doing three,

it's a massive, massive gig with maybe 20 huge artists. It's mad. Yeah, absolutely insane. But backstage, they'd always get them to just record like a sort of twirl and get them going, it's capital. And then what happened is on the TV adverts, they'd have this compilation of like Ed Sheron being like, listen every day, you know, that sort of thing.

Yeah. It would be so funny to just in amongst them, just have Ken Livingston. It's capital. It's capital. Yeah. What? Yeah.

Okay. And you're appealing to an older, you're getting everyone in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so a montage of people going, uh, saying, who's that Pokemon. Yeah. Right? We've got Michael Kane. Michael Kane.

Uh, Michael Sheen. Equally odd. Maybe just Michaels. Oops all Michaels. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. I like that. Michael McDonald from the Doobie brothers.

Because people would go, is that? I know him. Is that my... Amortizing... Yes! Yes. Michael Sarah. Michael Sarah, yeah.

Who's that Pokemon? I can't think of any other Michaels. It's not easy. It's like Billy on the street. It's really, really hard. Michael Gove. Michael Gove. Who looks like...

If you saw a silhouette of Michael Gove, you could argue that's a... That's got to be a Pokemon. Who's that Pokemon? Yeah, it must... Have you noticed that? What, he makes that noise? Yeah, he goes, hmm. No. Like a hungry boy.

What, after every, like Gordon Browns are... Oh, no, not quite. Right. I hate that, by the way. Really, I'm against that. I'm voting against that. Whatever that is. He does it while people are saying things or making points. So is that, I'm listening. It's like an insanely kind of vigorous listening sound. Right, okay. Like he's revving up for his answer. Yeah, yeah.

I need some one. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, it's quite strange. Wow. But I don't know if it's like a kind of deliberate thing of I need to show I'm listening, so I'll pick a sound. Yeah. Like a kind of fake laugh equivalent, you know. I don't know, maybe it was always there.

I don't know. But I noticed that no and I can't unnotice it. I'd hate if someone pointed that out about me of like, oh, you have a, yeah, you have a noisy make. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a thing you do. Yeah, one of my old housemates said about, uh, like, he was like, when we lived together, he was like, your room's got a smell and I went, what? I was horrified. You went, no, no, no, it's not about smell, it's not about smell whatsoever. But I can walk into any room you've been in and I'm like, you, a place where you live and know that you live there.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just don't know what that could be. Oh, did not have that with friends growing up? Yeah, I did, of course I did. I had it with there, but like, you do not perceive what your own one Oh, no, no, no, no. Because I'd always try to make sure it smelled nice, but I'm like, what does it naturally... The pheromone? Yeah.

Yeah, you're lucky he didn't make him angry. Oh, maybe it did. Oh, that's why he was saying it. Oh, fucky. Oh, fucky. He ends up like, he walks into your room and it's full of the pheromone, but you're not there, so he ends up just telling off the bed. Yeah, I'd come in and bed be like a vase that smashed. Yeah.

Yeah. He'd be like, he'd gone out to buy a vase to smash it in my room. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. I gotta clean that up. Let's do some correspondence. Let's do some correspondence.

Mail, letter, post, message, email, notes, text, dispatches, SMS, SMS, not non. Correspondence. Euro cartoon ads, right? This is from Catherine. Euro cartoon ads. Yes. Hello, I was listening to Budpod last week and you discussed something, serial ads, I think,

that reminded me of this Orangina advertising campaign from 2007 that I think you might enjoy. Do you remember this? Orangina is the glass bottle one, isn't it? Yes. It's the holiday drink. It's the holiday drink. I'm like, you can't buy it in the UK, but you mustn't. No. It's the holiday drink.

It's wrong. It's like having a roast turkey in June. Yeah. It's just a bit... Yeah. Something off about it. It's an incredibly horny series of Orangina adverts that I do remember. Right, okay. But it's like animals as like sexy creatures. I told you that I hate this, but like the... I was talking about it was someone the other day.

The Zootopia. Rabbit is just so fit. The, um... I haven't seen it, but I know the characters from... It's a fox and a rabbit, actually. Yeah. And a friend of mine I was talking to, she really fancied the fox. And I was like, I'm glad there's mutually assured destruction. She fancy the fox?

Yeah. Oh, interesting. Like in a Robin Hood cartoon classic sort of way. Oh, yeah, actually. Yeah, that was a lot of people's first... Pantsless fox. Yeah. Pantsless fox. is clearly an intergenerational winner. Yeah.

I think my first animated movie crush had to be the guy from Song of South. You're talking about? If we're talking animated movies... You're gonna love... You're gonna fall in love with some of these orangina characters, by the way.

You're gonna really go for them, think we should post them so that the listeners can look at the... Yeah, animated movies, that guy. Yeah, that's what I thought you meant. Yeah. That was your first big crush. If we're talking animated films, either that or Bob Hoskins and Who Frame Roger Rabbit.

Of all the animated films... That's about... Michael Jordan. Yeah, it's... In Space Channel. Yeah. So I think we'll put the link to these in the description, and you guys can go through them

because they are naturally blurred... Right, okay. On the website. So you can't, like, where you have to look through them like one at a time. Like you're saying, I consent to see this, right? Do you see. Do you see? Juicina. Do you see?

Juicy. Yes? Do you see? You are witness to a great becoming. It's delicious. Look at that. Oh. That's the first one.

So, we've got an octopus in a bikini, implying that the octopus has got. Milk. The octopus is now a mammal. It's got a couple of big boobs. Yeah. And the difficulty with the octopus is a bit like, we spoke about this with a bug's life.

I think on our, on our osmosis Jones part. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. The ants in a bug's life just have two legs and two arms. Yeah. And someone asked Pixar about it and they were like, because obviously ants have six.

Yeah. And he was like, because we wanted people to enjoy the film. We didn't want them to look disgusting. We didn't want to look disgusting. But this octopus, the natural trappings of it being an octopus means it's got two legs, end in high heel, So for octopus, underwater is trying to get some height. In every direction.

Yeah. And then she's got one hand, tentacle behind her, supporting her weight, and the other is pouring Orangina into the octopus's mouth. But then she's just got a couple left of limbs to play with. Spare. But it's just spare. Coming off the back of the bulbous octopus head. Yeah, and she's on a block of ice. Also, like, the suckers on her human-looking legs or on top of her legs.

They're like on her shins. The wrong way around. Yeah, there is the right. wrong way around, I think. That's my problem with the picture. Yeah, that's my only problem with the picture. It's really weird. The pose, I would say, is the lady silhouette on trucker mudguard. Yeah, or on the side of a plane in the 1940s. Yeah, yeah, yeah, leaning back, throwing head back. The Memphis Bell. I want to fuck that octopus. A fighter pilot who's just got that. I'm looking forward to getting back to my Dane when I get back home. Hey, have you heard Jarvis lives in SeaWorld?

And he's got a sopping wet photo in his wallet of just an octopus. Yeah, blurry. Yeah, yeah, my first love. Wait till the crowd's got a look at this. So that's the horny octopus, drinking orangina, which doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense. But I thought to myself, I guess juicy, it's in the sea. Also, the octopus is posing sexually on an ice cube.

Yes. So you go, okay, the drink is juicy and it's cold. And it tastes like octopus? Octopuses have tits? Yeah, it's making me think about actually what the octopus is. Fission juice. No, it's not good. What about that one? It's a cactus.

Oh, what? Yeah. That's even harder to pass. It gets weirder. A cactus in stockings. A cactus dressed like a kind of sexy middle... Do you know what it is? A woman in the red dress from Roger Rabbit? No, it was quite Central American, I thought. There's a kind of tango... Oh, I hadn't really thought about that, yeah.

Yeah. So it's a cactus. With the rose in the hair. Expressionless face, but yeah, a little rose in another bit of the cact. That's disgusting. Yeah. So you go, okay, it tastes like cactuses then. Yeah, it's able to wear stocking, so it implies she shaved her legs,

but the rest of her is just, if her face is spiky as hell. A spiky forehead. Yeah, a big pile of spikes. Next one, just a big flower. Just posing like Marilyn Monroe. Oh yeah, the seven-year-rich pose, but again, kneeling on an ice cube. Again on an ice cube and you think, but is it taste of flowers? What is this? What's happening?

Why is this happening to me? What ear is this from? What was this from? D-Z-7. Oh, that's a very loaded nuts era. Yeah, this one I truly hate. It's a deer. Oh, I hate that.

Yeah. It's like that. Visibly hair-covered. I don't like that. Yeah, they've really added a lot of, like, hair texture to the lake. But you know what it is? They've kept the deer's face exactly the same. Yeah, God, and they put makeup on it. So they haven't tried to be like, oh, with amphithromorphized the face as well.

That looks like something you'd find in a very dangerous roadside. rest stop. Yeah. In like an area of the US that does a lot of hunting. Who's gonna follow me in? Someone has taxidermy to deer and warped it into this awful sexy shape as a kind of macabre joke.

God, it's like saying a child of God. Yes, exactly. They find it in the mountains. It's been hiding out. It's made some kind of sex deer covered in orangina. It's stank. Again, deer's sexy giraffe. Yeah, that's a bit more normal.

It's pretty PG. From a distance, you go, that's a giraffe just at the beach. It's got huge breasts together. They've got massive boobs. It's so weird. They've all got massive boobs. It's so strange. I really don't like. The hyena has the same problem as the deer, I think. Yeah, that's just a hyena's face. Yeah, I don't understand. I don't get a lilac bush.

Yeah, they haven't really thought this. They've run out of ideas. Yeah, it's kind of disgusting pineapple palm tree thing. I think that's the most disgusting yet, because that looks like it's made of teeth. It looks like it's made of teeth and it's like a pine... Oh, God, it's horrible to look. I don't like looking at it at all. But do you know, do you know what? Do you want an orangina?

Yeah, it's working. It's working. It's making you think about orangina much more than you ever would. Yeah. Just a cartoon bear. That's the first male one. Yeah, that's a really ripped bear with a small fig leaf over its dick. Yeah.

But again, like a bear's head. And again, you think, but the bear likes orangina, penguin with tits? What do we think about that? That was the weirdest part of March of the Penguins, wasn't it? The sexy penguin dance. As you can see here. We animated them with breasts. They called it one of the most inaccurate documentaries of all time, don't they?

March of Penguins, because it was just Morgan Freeman's insane fetishes. Only the bustiest penguins will survive. That's partly why she's toppled over. Morgan Freeman on an Oscar-winning documentary, constantly referring to the milkers. Huge penguin milkers. It's really unpleasant, and it's because it's wearing like a MC from Cabaret. Like Top Hat, Corset, and it's holding a cane and a flipper. It's really gross. Again, high heels.

So why is that one not wearing a bra? Unclear. Which ones? I don't know. I don't know how they decide which ones... A different social mores, I suppose. Yes. As they see in the Antarctic. You see a lot of beaches in Italy. Yeah.

My eyes are up here. Penguin with tits. Lioness with tits. That's a bit more classic. Yeah, that's just regular. That's just normal. It's normal. There's nothing normal about that.

Zebra. Imagine if we post us online and everyone's like, you guys have just posted a picture of a Rorschatch test online, and it's just what... It's just inkblots. And we're just going, and this one... It's got back.

So as penguins are huge tits. huge shit. And it's an hour for our own, you know. We put that the most insane example

of we were seeing it in color telling on yourself. We could have described it for hours. These incredible images. There's something

not right about it. It's sort of cheating in a way because I think people look at that and they go, oh,

a sexy penguin and you go, no, they've traced a lady. Yeah. And they've given a penguin's head. It's like an Egyptian god. Right? Yeah. Howard Carter discovered a lot of ease on the inside of Tutankar moon's tomb. A lion with a huge dong. Or whatever. Yeah, drinking an orangina.

When he first peeked through the crack into Tutankarum's tomb, Carter said, gold, everywhere the glint of gold. Breasts. Everywhere the most enormous breasts. Yeah, it's very island of Dr. Moreau, but sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll build my own creatures. Yeah.

With big hooters. And we'll all have a party on the island. I remember being weirdly attracted to, again, cannot stress enough, as a child, in Mars attacks. Oh. Sarah Jessica Parker's head gets put onto that of a little, like, chihuahua. I remember as a kid being quite confused by that. Well, we'll talk about that on the Patreon. Catherine says, I remember.

we're enjoying a bottle in France at the time featuring the sexy lilac bush. A Proustian moment. Keep up the good work, Catherine. Thank you, Catherine, for that baffling and indeed horrifying advert. Sorry, I'm on Mars attacks now. Are you aware of the cast of Mars Attacks? Well, let's go through it on the Patreon. What a reason to sign up, because I know you don't have Wikipedia at home. Only we have Wikipedia, so, you know, it's something to think about. Well, on the Patreon, we can go over a suggestion. that I have received from a friend of ours

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He's, what, George, George Four Acres of S&L UK, of course, now. Of course. Yes. Did you see the Mario sketch? No, I didn't. Check it out. I'll swear to. All right.

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