Bussin' With The Boys - 4th The Boys

Episode Date: July 6, 2020

Recorded: June 15, 2020 THE BOYS!!! On this episode, Will and Taylor are joined by their friend and Chicago Bear center, Corey Levin. The Boys bring the heat from the jump with conversations on their ...first broken heart and the early days of discovering themselves. Next, Corey reveals that he is a “certified genius," Will has another CTE moment, and all of The Boys get going on which video games they’ve been squading up on. Later, Corey gives us an update on his NFL journey, and both Taylor & Corey compare their numbers from The NFL Combine. Finally, we get to hear some of The Boys' classic July 4th stories and they react to some explosive videos. If you’re a Tier 1 (or 2, or 3) go ahead and throw on your favorite 4th of July Bussin’ gear, crack a beer, and come celebrate with all of The Boys! ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Website: https://www.bussinwtb.comFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, it's us The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?
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Starting point is 00:00:27 We don't care where you hear it. Your 20s can be. so exciting, but they can also be really overwhelming, confusing, and honestly, just kind of lonely. May is Mental Health Awareness Month, and the psychology of your 20s is breaking down the science behind the biggest roadblocks we face. I was six years into my career, the 80-hour weeks, and just the first one in, the last one out, and I ended up burning out. There was a large chunk of my 20s that I, like, was just so wanting to, like, be out of that phase out of my skin, and I just, like, really regret not living in the present more.
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Starting point is 00:01:49 hello there. Hi, it's me, your dad, and I'm sitting alongside my friend, uncle, lover. I'm not sure what he is. We read some weird reviews. We read some weird reviews in this podcast. Country uncle. It might be my friend.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Country uncle. Maybe brother. You're sitting with us right now and you're probably wondering who is this? I thought this was just the boys' podcast. Well, with us right now is Corey Levin. Draft of the Tennessee Titans in 2017? 2017. Went to the Denver Broncos for a little cup of coffee and is now with the Chicago Bears.
Starting point is 00:02:20 He's a boy. We put a little bit of wrist together on Xbox 1. It's a nice little deal. But here's what I need you to do right now. All right. If you haven't done it, Tier 1s, I know you've done it. Tier 2's, you've probably done it. Tier 3 is.
Starting point is 00:02:31 I need you to become tier twos. Go subscribe and rate five stars for the boys. All right, we're talking social media platforms as well. Buss in WTV, busing with the boys, right? Just bus in with the boys. Super simple, compact, easy to do. Going on all your social media platforms, I think we have a Facebook? Yeah, we have a TikTok.
Starting point is 00:02:50 You guys got Facebook, dude. We have a TikTok coming. We have one. We have a profile. We just haven't. Not a big TikTok guy because I'm 28 now, and I just, I feel like social media for me. Yeah, too much. I'm literally, I feel like I'm slowly bleeding out.
Starting point is 00:03:02 We might have Jack just run it, just on his own. Hell yeah, dude. Jack would probably crush it, dude. We got new crew. We got new interns, what you guys meant in the last podcast last week. But we're just super stoked to be here, man. We're back on the bus. We're in a weekly regiment.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Very, very fucking exciting. Shout out the boys. Just overall shout out. Shout out the fucking boys, man. We love having you. Subscribe, rate five stars, then unsubscribe, and then resubscribe, and then rate five stars because we beat the fucking system. Because we want to go up on those charts, and we want you,
Starting point is 00:03:30 who is a part of our cult now to get up in those motherfucking charts. All right, dude. We love you guys. Big hugs, tiny, tiny, itty-bitty kisses.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Happy fourth. Happy fourth. And enjoy this podcast. Drop the hug. Are we rolling? Fucking, hey, good job, Zach. Because that fucking bullshit
Starting point is 00:04:01 last week loves Zach to death. I don't want anybody listening to this podcast. I think I don't love Zach. I truly do love Zach. But he had a rough week and what do you do?
Starting point is 00:04:10 Dude, you went back, you watched a film, you corrected the mistakes and now you're playing like a fucking champion, dude. I love that shit. He's coachable. Very coachable.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Corey, make sure that's up by your mouth. Is this good? Can you hear me? Is he solid? Yeah. You look firm today. Do I?
Starting point is 00:04:23 You do? You get upper body today? I tightened up. No, it was lower. Really? I tightened up. I tightened up.
Starting point is 00:04:29 It's like coming up my diet last week. It usually doesn't happen like that. Yeah. And then you just kind of get some momentum. You know how it is. You look good, dude. Appreciate that, man. But anyway, sorry.
Starting point is 00:04:37 It's all in how the sleeves. It's all in how the sleeves fit. I know the sleeves. It's all about how the sleeves fit, dude just wait until we have uh zay on here but we started doing uh recording podcasts so that during the season when we focus on football we can focus on football we can still entertain you guys because we love our tier ones two tier twos and even our tier threes but most of your tier ones and tier twos so but if you but if you're a tier two guy and you know a tier three guy make sure you
Starting point is 00:04:59 tell the tier three guys listen like these guys record them before the season core do you really spike though no i'm not really good boy does not spike bro i've only played cori got brought on this pod to be a pledging back today, dude. No, I'm just kidding, bro. I'm just kidding, dude. You might sue my material, though. I might. Who knows, dude?
Starting point is 00:05:21 You know what? You can slowly, like, maybe there'll be, maybe there'll be a segment where people, where Corey's involved. People want Corey, dude. If you're not Rogan, they all have their circles and they all just hang out. Like, today's like a boys hangout day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Boys, for sure. The boys hangout day. Time to get my name out there. Yeah, I think so. Let's talk about, let's talk Corey up. A lot before we bring him down. Yeah, dude, build them up, break him down. Dude, I had a whole year 2010 about that, actually.
Starting point is 00:05:49 It was with that. Like, you fight, like, at Michigan. Okay, I'm like, okay. You guys knew each other in 2010? 2010, we went deep. No, dude, I had a year 2010. It was my sophomore year of college. We called him Break them down 2010.
Starting point is 00:06:00 And Patrick O'Mama, you know what I'm talking about, my baby. Kevin Cody, you know what I'm talking about also. But, you know, break him down, 2010, dude. So at Michigan, anybody who's been to Arizona, know there's beautiful people there, all right? Anybody who's been like Florida, coastal areas, warm areas, know that beautiful, beautiful people are running around there for whatever reason. When I lived in Arizona, I thought to myself, oh, everyone's just beautiful.
Starting point is 00:06:21 This is just the norm, all right? Then you went to Michigan. And then I went to Michigan. And it's a little rough out there, Corey. It's rough. I get some dogs out there, dude, because they are rough. You probably appreciated Arizona a lot. I appreciate the shit out of Arizona after that.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I would get my ass in trouble. I swear to God, though, half in Nashville is from Michigan. Really? Everyone I mean is from Nashville's a beautiful people like a beautiful people city too. Are you comfortable? Yeah, I'm great. Are you really comfortable? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:47 I've never seen if I sit kind of in the middle. I see you kind of lean forward. I know. You know what I just like, I want to like, hey, I just want to make sure. I know, what's with that?
Starting point is 00:06:57 Yeah, we got, we got a, you know, we're on the bus. Yeah, so anyway, um,
Starting point is 00:07:00 so 9, oh, nine, got my heart broken to a million pieces. Oh yeah, it says no signal detected on the, on the screen now. O'9 got my heartbroken million pieces, right? and then I just went on a rampage
Starting point is 00:07:11 being an absolute fuck boy. Have I learned from it? Have I grown from it? Absolutely. All right. But in 2010, we would find these girls I thought they were way too hot to try
Starting point is 00:07:19 but they thought they were and it was called break them down 2010. You meet them, you talk to them, you get them to like you a little bit and then just ghost them, dude. And never talked to them again. There was no relations.
Starting point is 00:07:29 There was no kissing, fornicating, nothing like that. It was just, it was like dangle bait. It was emotional warfare. You know what I'm saying? Because I was emotionally hurt.
Starting point is 00:07:38 I thought to myself, everybody else needs to hurt as well. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know what you get heartbroken and you're just like, think the world is ending? You just trust nobody.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I literally from 09 to like 16 I had my heartbroken. You hear some crazy story. And I'm at Taylor. You hear some crazy that story and you're like, yeah, I'm not surprised. And somebody's just like,
Starting point is 00:07:55 what the fuck did he go through? Yeah, exactly. But really it's just like a heartbreak. Yeah. Do you remember your first heartbreak, Corey? What was that like? Bro. What was your name?
Starting point is 00:08:03 Tell me your name. No way in middle school? Dude. You got that emotionally attached to middle school? That's crazy. I think so. I think a lot of young guns do. I was in like sixth grade, bro. Really? Isn't that crazy? I was like 11 years old. Did you have any hair in your peaches or what?
Starting point is 00:08:18 Yeah, for sure. You did? Yeah. Early bloomer, dude. I mean, you're probably, when was your first time? Probably around, not first time sex, first time figuring it out. First time doing more than kissing. Seventh grade. Or on your own. Or on your own in front of your computer. When did you start beating? That's definitely middle school too. It's probably when I learned how to like, you. ejaculate, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like figure it out at first.
Starting point is 00:08:43 It's kind of crazy that we're talking about. We've all told our story. Yeah, I mean, how did you go through it? I think middle school's late. I was in front of the mirror. I was, I was 11. Seventh grade. Seventh grade.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Exactly same time. Did I tell you about when I was on the bus that one time? Probably fifth grade. Fifth grade? I think so. That's early. Very early. I don't even think I could have done it, dude.
Starting point is 00:09:05 I think it was possible for me back then at fifth grade. What's crazy to me is how possible. it is in like one session. Like we'd be on our way home from like a baseball tournament. I would just be thinking of my head as like a little horny as con.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Like a little horny ass cop, I can't wait. Look at this little horny ass cop. Bill, your dad's driving. Like, look at this horny motherfucker in the back, dude. Trying to hide that bone. I'm just thinking about like, can't wait to get home to turn on the shower
Starting point is 00:09:31 just act like you're taking a long ass shower and you're just going to work. Like a couple of few, three times in a row. You got like, nobody in the house. You got nothing but time. You're like, oh,
Starting point is 00:09:41 you're on the couch. Volume. I did some weird shit. You're on the couch and your family's like, all right, we'll be back. We're taking Bryce.
Starting point is 00:09:47 That's my brother. Taking Bryce to hockey practice. All right, I'll see you. As soon as you hear the door, like click on. Like, just right to the computer,
Starting point is 00:09:53 dude. Oh shit. Look at the one. Make sure you see the car leave. Dude, I have busted doing that one time. And then wait like 30 seconds. 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:10:02 They forgot something. You know, that they react. Yeah. I forgot my fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Dick and hand.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Yeah, just fuck, put it up in your waistband, dude. You just got it like up there. You're like, all right, well, sit down. That's using, that was using classroom settings. Dude, nerds, if you got a nerve in high school or a middle school even, is how you call it? A no reason boner. NRB.
Starting point is 00:10:24 I never heard that. You never heard that. Dude, take it, chew it. It's yours now. I don't want to chew on a. You get a nerve, dude. It was like, what was it called? What's in R&B?
Starting point is 00:10:33 What's that? What's that? Say it again. What does it stand for? Nurb, no reason boner. I don't want to chew on a reason. No reason bony. Oh, dude, fair.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Fair. That's fair. You say you don't even want to go. No, he doesn't want to chew on a no reason boner. Take that, chew on that. And I'm like, I'm good. Pause. Hey, no pause.
Starting point is 00:10:48 No pause on this bus. No pause on this fucking bus, dude. Tier one. Shout out tier ones. Even the middle of this talk, dude. Even the middle of this fucking talk. Shout out tier ones were being tier ones. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Got to love it. No free shoutouts, but shout out of tier ones. Nerves. Dude, yeah. Nerves are solid, dude. Nerves are like, I don't know. I'm about to be 29. dude i'm gonna be 29 next month yeah you're still young as shit i still get nerves
Starting point is 00:11:09 though i'm young straight up yeah yeah straight up i'll just be sitting there and i'll just be like oh well what are you what are you into he's here i know dude i've got those random shit going on too but yeah what's up man long time no see yeah how you been i was life dude cool cool cool good to see you stand up it's all uncomfortable yeah uh dude so seventh grade first time yeah set the scene for me what was it like where where were where were you I'm doing, I'm in my bathroom, doing the whole taking a long shower deal. Yeah. So you knew that, you knew that trick going in.
Starting point is 00:11:42 You knew that trick going right into. Yeah, I mean, you don't want to, you don't want to fucking hear like, you got to put on the long shower. Did you know, were you hearing about this through your boys? Like, all have you yet? And you're like, yeah, yeah, I have. Yeah, that's like, that was like middle school locker room talk at P.E. It was like, dude, I found this porn. Like something like, we always had this one guy.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Shout. Jonathan Payne. Back then, it was, who was in? Shout out who? Jonathan Payne. He's still, he's still one of our boys. We talked to him every day. He, he had like this database, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:15 He just had a kit. He had a playbook. A database? A database of porn. You're in sixth grade. How old are you right now? This was seventh grade. Seventh grade.
Starting point is 00:12:22 You're in seven year? How old are you right now? I'm 25. So 25. So you're like, you're just past AOL. You're on Explorer. Dude, we're 12 years ago. Seventh grade.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Pop-ups are still in. I think they might have had like Mozilla. were Pop-Buc still a thing? I gave my computer AIDS like three times. For sure. Three different computers got AIDS because of me. Anyways, I'm in front of this mirror. Oh.
Starting point is 00:12:43 I'm in front of the mirror. Terrible. I'll just picture myself like a mirror in front of it. Just looking at you. You're just like, just looking at it. Dude. Not even looking at your, just kind of just looking at like your own eyes. Like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:55 What are we doing here? It was, we'll get to that. But I'm fucking, I'm doing that. Oh, you're a freak, dude. Yeah. Oh, he's a freak. Freak, freak. Oh, he freaky. Oh, he freaky.
Starting point is 00:13:07 You know, I do the fucking deed. You know, it's, I think I've heard your story listening to the pod, but it's like, you know, you just fucking, it overtakes you. And you're like, holy shit, this is the first time I'm about to fucking come. This is fucking weird. I don't know what to feel. He said the Seward. Hey, you are a freak, bro. Hey, go ahead, bro.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I thought this was no holds bar. No, dude. We love it. We love it. We do what you want. All right. All right, bad. So, finish up and, you know, like your fucking leg, you're like, shake you a little bit. You know, you got that. Are you in the fetal afterwards? It's not the way, the one I'm thinking in my head. No, dude. With the way he's just sitting in your dog. He said it's like shaking. No, it's not like, you're a little just tingley. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:13:53 What the fuck did you do to yourself? No, I look at the mirror. You know how you're laying there shaking? I look in the mirror and I'm just like fucking ashamed of myself. Like I made eye contact with myself and I'm just like, you're a big piece of shit. You're 12 years old and you had the, you had the moral capacity to be like, you piece of shit. He's a freak and he got demons, bro. You know, demons. Post not clarity. That's what it's called. Post not clarity.
Starting point is 00:14:25 It's a real thing. And I looked at myself in that moment. And I was like, what the fuck, dude? Just get in the shower. You're embarrassing yourself. after his first time. Yeah. You know,
Starting point is 00:14:37 you guys know exactly what I'm talking about. No, I, yeah, yeah, I do that, I do that now at 30. Like,
Starting point is 00:14:42 I might think, like, what is, what's fucking wrong with you? If you're 12 or 13, not 12 or 13. 14 or 15, dude,
Starting point is 00:14:48 you're just trying to put that thing wherever you can, dude, you're pushing the pillow together to figure that thing out. Like, it's different. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:14:53 I'm glad I had the only one. And I would finish and I'd be like, oh, let's just go to bed now. No, nothing wrong with that. What's that? He said,
Starting point is 00:15:00 Yo, I'm glad I'm not the only one. You know, my buddy, Nick would always give me hell because I'd talk to him about doing the whole pillow folding thing. I never actually did that. It was like a, it was like a, it was like a, here's an example of something. It was like we are. You just got exposed on that one. Dude, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:15:16 It's in TV shows for sure. That's where you got. I would tell Nick, like I would go into like, oh, like a big mouth. Yeah. That shows wild. That show is hilarious. Dude, so fucking funny.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Nick and I had that inside joke to when I'd go in a hood. tell room, I just, I take a pillow and place in the middle of the bed and then I just sent him a photo of the pillow in the bed. It's going down at night, bro. Oh, girls in front of one in a night. Shit's dusty out of here, dude. That's fucking disgusting, bro. This is why we had you on.
Starting point is 00:15:45 You guys got me sweating. Then I said the C word. I'll only refer to it as the C word. If it comes back up, we talked about it. The C was a nasty word, bro. The way you said it, you almost started putting it. blood in the water because you kind of weren't sure when you said. Yeah, you said that cautious.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Yeah, I really did. You can't put chum in the water do cautious. I take your hand bit off. You know what I'm saying? You're going to pour that shit in there. We'll take care of me. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. You know what I'm saying? Words like that, dude. And the actual C word too is a really... Especially looking at other dudes in the eye. Yeah. Telling a story.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I was looking at him dead in the eye. I know. He stole a piece of me. He stole a piece of me. I think I saw your reach out maybe for sure. Dude, 15 minutes of talking about Bita off. What a great start. What a great start to a plug up. Great. Thank you. Good job, boys. Good shit. I love it, dude. We're in all audiences, dude. Hey, we're hitting all of them. Those 12 or 13 year olds are going to learn some shit today. They're going to be like, holy shit that just happened to me last night. So what the fuck? When did you first hear about beating it, though? Because I got my,
Starting point is 00:16:48 I like, remember mine like it was like yesterday, bro. When I first heard about it. Yeah. I mean, probably, you know, I heard of some kids like doing some shit in the bathroom at school beating it like they're like dude we we saw this kid fucking beaten off in the bathroom in like sixth grade yeah something like that you know elementary school is pretty innocent yeah elementary school is it dude that's all the fifth grade teachers like you're going to get to middle school and it's going to be a different world i mean it it really wasn't it wasn't like kids started doing more you know like exploring stuff fucking stuff yeah and they that's what i heard about some dude beating off in the bathroom in sixth grade was really weird
Starting point is 00:17:30 Yeah. You like got caught by a teacher or something. How do you get caught beaten off in the bathroom unless you're just doing it? They just take the other students work. Unless you're taking the core 11 approach, you're just staring at yourself in the mirror. And if you're doing it, if you hear a teacher come in or somebody open the door like that door opens, give me a second. I think it was like a kid was like, hey, so and so. And they just took them in all on hearsay from the other student.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Wow. Like they went and told the teacher. And you know when like you're in sixth grade, you don't like sounds pretty fucked up, but you don't have to lie. You're just like, yeah. Yeah, no, I was, I beat off in there. Hey, Billy, did you do this? Yeah, I beat off in there. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Just fucking life, dude. Or they're just like, no. Are you sure? I didn't. I didn't. And it was like, yo, this is fucking loser. He definitely was just being out of the bathroom, dude. Never beat off in a bathroom before.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Hey, but you know what? You know what I'm not surprised that he had that, what do you call it? The post nut clarity. Yeah. Your very first time doing it commend you for it. That's crazy. Hmm. You guys know what that is?
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Starting point is 00:21:14 Corey, Corey allegedly is a genius. Oh, yeah, that's true. To, um, well, just, I mean, that's pretty much the best opening you're going to get. Go ahead and tell us about that. Yeah. Allegedly, you're a genius prove why, you know, you're. So last year during this time, it was this time. OTIAs and such, off-season workouts.
Starting point is 00:21:35 The Titans had, I don't know, what would you say, 18 or so guys tested. Yeah, it was the guys they thought were probably the dumbest in the team. You and me both took the test. Corey takes a lot of heat because he's like, he talks slow, dude, you talk slow. There's no disrespect in that. Literally, I think everyone thought I was a little slow because I talked
Starting point is 00:21:53 slow, but this shit is sharp. This shit is sharp up top. That mind is sharp, bro. This shit is fucking sharp as a needle up top. No, it definitely is. And so they, But they didn't know. They didn't know.
Starting point is 00:22:04 But now they fucking know that it's sharp up there, right? Yeah. So Taylor's one of the guys take the test. It's a lot of like first year, second year guys. And then me in the fifth year. We got to find what the fuck's wrong with Taylor, bro. But yeah, all these younger guys too. But we take this test and it's just a bunch of dumb shit, you know, like picking up a block and dropping it and then getting it back together as quick as possible.
Starting point is 00:22:30 You remember the test. Like what else was on that show? So it was like, um, the block thing was tough. And a block thing was a bit of a deal now. It was like a super comprehensive like a concussion test almost. Like he'd tell you like five words in the beginning. The block thing was tough.
Starting point is 00:22:48 The block thing was part of shit. Because he'd show you, he'd be like, all right, put this together. And like there would actually be like the outline. Like here's a diamond. And then you have this much white showing and this much red showing. And then eventually there'd be like no outline. And he'd be like, like, put it together. And you'd like, how do I put a fucking dye?
Starting point is 00:23:01 together now, dude. Struggle bust, dude. I definitely didn't score that. He said I didn't score the worst. So I was very happy about that. We had to remember like, what, 12 numbers in a row? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:12 It's like randomly spit at us and we had to do it backwards or some shit. Also, also a bit of a deal. I'm sure everyone's taking some type of shit like that. A deal, all deals. But anyways, our line coach, Keith, results come back. And he was like, dude,
Starting point is 00:23:28 uh, Doc said you are certified. genius or something like some shit like that he's like every test score was out of the water and i just look back at him i'm like yeah that was like a fuck you you know you know what the part about that is is that i went to meet the doctor after to go over my results and i was like how i was like how smart am i how am i what's a deal like i actually say how smart am i and he goes he goes well it's it's oh no he goes uh he goes well it's not necessarily like an IQ test so it's He can't really arrange.
Starting point is 00:24:00 And then you go in there. And the doc's like, yeah, guy's a fucking genius. It's like, it's retarded how much he's like, just figure that shit out.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Dude, you're a lie, that's crazy. Yeah, because the doc said, like, there's two ways. They're trying to figure out
Starting point is 00:24:12 the way you process shit. And that Corey's, like there's two ways to process or three, maybe, I don't know. There's a lot. There's like, visual, uh,
Starting point is 00:24:21 kinesthetic, you know, shit like that. Like, how you learn. That's a big fucking word. That's a, genius.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Genius. Hey, Yeah, we got Rayman. Did he count the cars? We're taking his ass to casino. Or you can be like an auditory learner by listening to shit. Like you only have to listen. And you can do it all.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Apparently. Allegedly. He breaks out. You don't hesitate when we're on Xbox. But you said apparently right now, do you feel a little? That's just according to the test. All right. I feel like I can learn anyway.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Pretty smart guy. I'm definitely a visual learner. Everything's sharp up top for sure. Hey, I'll tell you what. The thing is, is like, it doesn't sound like it when you talk to, Corey. Exactly what I said. Visual, auditory, or kinesthetic.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Oh, wow. You remember kinesthetic, but you couldn't remember auditory? Kinesthetic is like actually doing shit, like walkthroughs. Yeah, I'm good at that. Auditori is just listening to him like run through an install or something. Maybe I'm good at that. Watching film. There was one that was pretty decent.
Starting point is 00:25:23 You know what I'm saying? Or writing notes can be visual. We know. We knew you threw your head. I'm over here. It's curious fun. Yeah, I was good at one of those, bro. You blew your shit out of the water three times.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, quit laughing at me. Quit laughing at me. You just keep in. Yeah, that one. I was good. Oh, no, no, maybe it was that one. Maybe it was that one. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Yeah, dude, what did you get in the one to look? I think it was like high 20s. Look it up. I have loved it. Alex. Mid to high 20s, maybe. Zach's over there in the corner. Can you look up people's scores?
Starting point is 00:25:53 Mm-hmm. I know they post the bad ones out there. there. Oh, they put the fours out there. Who was that corner out of LSU? Claybourne. He got like a four. Claybourne. And I pretty sure it's like the SAT where you get points for putting your name down. Oh, that's tough. Brutal, bro.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Why does it? What did you get? I feel like you know every stat that you have, I'm sure. No, I just know my best stats. So my 40, my 5, 10, 5. 5.5. So you don't know your word of there? The vertical, the bench press. Oh, you do.
Starting point is 00:26:20 The broad jump was a combine record until two years ago. But my, but I, I, I, I, Don't know. I don't know this. I looked it up one time. One great, dude. It's not a best score. No, it was like a 22 or 23.
Starting point is 00:26:33 It's not bad. It's not great. It's all right. It's not worth mentioning. What's the max again? 40. Is it 40? 50.
Starting point is 00:26:39 50. And who's buddy from Harvard? Fitzpatrick. Yeah. He got 47. Is there something's out there? You like did it. It's magic.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Ran through it twice. Like he was able to check all his answers. Get the fuck out of here. You'll have like 12 minutes to do it, right? Or 13 minutes. I think it's 12. That's crazy. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:54 I bet you Corey remembers. Yeah, Corey probably has. He answers everything with the question so you don't know how smart he is. But really, he's answering the question correctly. It doesn't correlate to risk. Can look it up. Hey. Hey,
Starting point is 00:27:04 Hey, don't go and be going for blood. I know, I know, I know. Tell him about this last little, little game with me, you and the biscuit. Yeah, dude. What happened? The biscuit and I play with Corey. Did Corey? Dummy him in 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:27:18 No, Corey won. He went very fast. But I'll tell you what. He had like Australia right away. He got South America. two rounds. Like, we've all played it way too much to where we just know who's probably going to when you, when you have a good handle, you're like, fuck, that guy won.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Yeah. Unless you just start taking, bro. Dumbian mentally enough to where they choke, which is what Corey does a lot. It's been like two times for sure. You would think as smart as you are. Yeah. You wouldn't be as mentally like beaten down easily. But you are very easily mentally beaten down.
Starting point is 00:27:52 In risk. For those of you who are wondering. We can't talk about things that only us know about. So on Xbox Live, Xbox One, don't try to find our handle since we're not going to play with you. But we do play risk. Those dudes found quarantine. Oh, yeah, because those guys do who we were on Rocket League. Quarantine started.
Starting point is 00:28:10 We didn't know how anything to do. So at night we started playing Risk. And now we kind of play Rocket League more than anything else. But arguably me and Will are the best. 1 and 2, 1A2A. Dennis is definitely. 1A. 1A.
Starting point is 00:28:23 1A, 1A, 1B? Bro, 1A1B? And then there's everybody else. And then, Corey. I got to be better than the biscuit and Dennis. Dude, the biscuit, dude. The biscuit had, has a way of it.
Starting point is 00:28:38 The biscuit has a lot of weight in bad. I know you say I choke, but that means that I come in second place. Well, that's the second time you're very steady. It's a second time he used to see work, dude. Come on. Oh, dude. You're a very steady third place. That's so uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:28:52 That I happened. that I happened to place second instead of saying the C-word. It just got so much to where it almost felt like our group chat was getting a little damage by playing too much risk. It would be stressful. It would be stressful to where I would wake up the next day and Charles would legitimately ask how last night went. Because I would have it in some kind of mood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what, it got a little hairy for a second.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Got Harry. Rocket League saved us. Rockett League saved the whole entire relationship of our, like, Xboxing. Yeah. Xboxing experience. I went on eBay and bought, I watched watching Big Cat. You bought it?
Starting point is 00:29:26 I bought, NCA 14. No. And I bought Xbox 360 years. Might never see me again. No. When did you do this? It gets in the day,
Starting point is 00:29:33 actually. Come over. Really? Come over, my baby. We'll have a tournament. We got two. I got two Xbox controllers too.
Starting point is 00:29:38 We'll have an NCAA tournament. I got two because friends want to play. Because my friends want to play with me. You know what I'm saying? Doug, if you go over somebody's house and they got one Xbox and one Xbox controller, like, fuck that person.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Like, They only play career modes I'll tell you I'm about to make a player though I'm going to be a safety in Alabama So you're not going to do the coaching carousal like Big Kay? No no because Big Kets got that pretty dialed in I'm more of a carousal
Starting point is 00:30:05 Carousel Carousel What did I say that wrong Coaching carousal What's it called how do you say? I was like yo what the fuck is a carousal on that test dude There's no doubt
Starting point is 00:30:19 I say a lot of questionable shit Like Mises. Meeses. Mises. I said something else. Yeah, I'm. Bontair. Not the best of words.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Grass is always greener. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was really buying into that. I'm gullible too. Will. You really are, dude. I am gullible. I told you, what was this?
Starting point is 00:30:42 Like, two months ago, I was like, yo, I run 10 miles a day. Like, when we had to start doing. Look at Corey's ass. You think he was his ass was 10 miles ago? It couldn't take it took you that long? When we had to start doing in-home workouts because of these lockdowns. I think he said two miles and ten of those hill sprints. I don't know what it was, but it was like something fucking ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I was like 500 push-ups, 500 sit-ups, and then I go do it again. And you're like, yo, you're doing, you're doing a lot, bro. Will, I'm just fucking with you. I didn't do not do that whatsoever. Hang on, hang on. So how do you say the carousel? Carousel, like a fucking, you just go around in the carousel. Like the merry-go-round?
Starting point is 00:31:20 Yeah. But why is it called that? Dugs is just going around the college football ranks? But it's definitely not carousal, dude. It sounds like a word. That's not even a word. It sounds like a word. Coralling is something.
Starting point is 00:31:31 You would corral like a bunch of cattle. Carousel is like a little ride you get on that have horses that bob up and down. That's kind of just creepy, though. No, that's a classic carnival ride. I know. I can see it. It's still like. But do you think it's like a metaphor, bro?
Starting point is 00:31:47 Yeah, clowns are creepy. Okay. Then it's creepy. Yeah. Done. Just how it works. Okay. Well, we'll learn someday coaching carousel. Carousal. It's a word that came from the 17th century.
Starting point is 00:31:59 The word carousel is a French word, which means a tilting match. The carousel can be called a roundabout. Dude, my eyes are so bad. You're doing good at reading. I know. Hey, I'll tell you why, the boys took a risk today. The boys are going to risk. Do you try to play right now?
Starting point is 00:32:18 That game is dirty, dude. That game is dirty. Tell us about the O-line room at the Titans compared to the O-line Room with the Bears. I would say, you know, Titans, you're on the Bears now, so. He's on the Bears. So you went from, so you got drafted,
Starting point is 00:32:39 a little background on, and this is not Corey's podcast, this is the boys' podcast, but a background on Corey, six-round draft pick at a UT Chattanooga. Stud. You're actually two-time. Pink? you use a two-time All-American for the what one double-it three time for FCS oh three-time all-American dude that's solid he could have grad transferred to Oregon he said
Starting point is 00:33:00 but he was scared because he didn't think he could play no three-time all-American bro oh you it was like I didn't even have the credit hours either like it wasn't possible okay dude when we get on the wrist tonight you'll be like hey I actually did no that's for sure like I didn't what you got drafted yeah you got drafted dude fucking do what I had to do Dude. Guy Jaffet, did you want to go to the Titans? It was, it was. That of the Falcons?
Starting point is 00:33:24 Because it was weird. They didn't talk to me until Sully came and worked me out, kind of. Uh-huh. In the gym, it was fucking raining, pouring. It was shitty. I couldn't even go on the field. But that was the first time and pretty much only time they talked to me. And then, I mean, Sully, it was like that two-day deal.
Starting point is 00:33:44 You guys always talked about, yeah, why were you fucking gone for so long? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had lunch. the day before the workout and then the workout that morning or some shit. Soly's probably the bomb to have a workout with you. He was cool as shit. And like we were, like I said, we were in the gym,
Starting point is 00:34:00 so we were slipping everywhere. And he was just like, you know, good, you're good. You know how Sally thought. Yeah, he's like, hey, man. Hey, Cor, Cor, it's fine. It's fine. Don't hurt yourself now. Yeah, we're done. We're done.
Starting point is 00:34:12 But yeah, that was, uh, that's where I got drafted. I mean, my wife is from here. So that's really, really rad that, you know, we got to move where she's from and have a whole lot of family. So keeping my house here. I love living here. So, yeah, I'd say. So compare it.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Little did I know that I wanted to come to the Titans. So answer could have been yes. Could have just said yes. Yeah. But I'm glad we learned about all that. Yeah, for sure. You wanted backstory. No, I did want backstory.
Starting point is 00:34:44 I'm just fucking. Content, content, content, content. I know. Content, content, content. You know, Sully was like, good. Hey, people, right, this is a genius. He's a fucking genius. Stephen Hawking over here.
Starting point is 00:35:00 So I guess, you know, nice to move to my life city. No, man. The bears are cool. The Titans, the Titans had one of the best O lines ever. We're talking about rooms. We're talking about personal. Room. The locker room, like, you know, we're camaraderie, things like that.
Starting point is 00:35:20 And the Bears, you know, we're working on all that stuff. We're definitely becoming more of a family. I think this like virtual Zoom shit, we had, you know, we had one of those big team meetings after the George Floyd events. And I think as a team and as an O-line, we're definitely meshing more. And that's good. I mean, that's what Nagy wants to see. So we're doing that. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:35:43 How long were you on the, how long were you on the Chicago roster last? year because for the last four games of the year okay so you haven't even been around them all that long yeah that's also a thing yeah i don't really know them all that well because i was with them for a month and then we didn't have this off season to do you guys didn't do an online trip no and then i'm not sure if i did i my wife didn't get invited so i went home anyway you invite you might not get invited who knows if he's a last minute guy at the year new guy you never know we i was gonna go with you guys. I know, dude. I mean, you guys made that run. And then I had my kid like 10 days later. That's crazy. Corey and I were at the watch party together. Yeah, when you all played Baltimore.
Starting point is 00:36:25 How rad was that? Dude, it was lit. I was sweating my ass off. I'm just like, kind of like know what to expect and then it was just lit. Yeah. We're at Acme. Shout out Acme. Shout out, dude. Doing great shit for the boys. But there's no free shout out. So you know, Acme. Shout out. Acme. Because you've done something for. us. Oh, yeah. Also, they were really good job.
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Starting point is 00:38:52 Buy Raycon.com slash busing. Big hugs, tiny kisses. Enjoy the episode. Pull up those combine scores again. I want to see Corey's shit. What are we? Corey Levin, position, office alignment. College, Tennessee Chattanooga, draft class 17. Age, 22.8. Not sure how they got that.
Starting point is 00:39:08 40 yard dash starts with the 5. That's not great. No. 516. Your top speed, okay. Your top speed was 15.85 miles an hour. So that's slow as fuck.
Starting point is 00:39:21 I don't know. I think I'm faster than that. Your split, dude, I feel the same way. When I move around, I'm like, dude,
Starting point is 00:39:28 I'm definitely faster than I was. 100%. I had a solid split. Your split solid. Your 10 yard split? Your 179 is what the fuck I need. It's impressive.
Starting point is 00:39:36 That's all you need, dude. Playing center. bro. You just hit to that top end real fast. The Wonderlick is not posted. That sucks, dude. Bro. I'll say it was like 26, 27. How many inches, how many feet is 10 inches for the bra jump? I don't know. That's not very far. I don't think. 18. 8.10 maybe? That's math for you. 88. Yeah. Hey. Genius. Three cones, 75. What's a good, what's a good 20-yard shuttle? For alignment? Yeah. That's a solid three-kind. Four or five. Yeah, I would say four five.
Starting point is 00:40:10 I was top five and three cone at the combine. Oh, really? For line. I don't know. I don't know what mine was on that. 7.5. 5.5. How about the 60 yards should have?
Starting point is 00:40:19 They always have that for combat. They never do that shit. No. What did you get on the bench? So I got it up and down 30 times, but they minus me one. I always have to say that. I want to say they took two off mine. So it was like 28.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Okay. Yeah. Well, look at the point. So you guys both did 30 reps. So you did 30 reps. Go back. I don't think it might have been 28, 29. So that picture, when it's blown up, my piece looks huge.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Does it? No, it looks. Does not look huge. I'm telling you, bro. And that it looks like I have a fucking unit, dude. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:40:52 You go on. Young Luwan. You can kind of see it right there. It's just hanging off the side. Yeah, but it's like, it's like getting ripped over to the right or left, whichever way that is. I see you have an decently relaxed face. I'll tell you what, the boy, the boy worked on that damn 40. Caption that picture.
Starting point is 00:41:08 right there. No question. I need a minute. I'm one of those guys who need a minute to think. What do you mean? About like something that's humorous. Caption that picture. It doesn't always just roll off the tongue like that.
Starting point is 00:41:21 That's like a vinegar strokes look right there. That's what my vinegar strokes looks like right before the C word comes. That's what that is. See my back. Mom just left to the store. Got to go beat it. Yeah. The photos is Corey Levin's first time.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I guess I'm just talking to you right now. So that picture, I got tagged in something by like some dude on Instagram. His name was like Big Gay Ben. And he was basically like, that was his profile. But it was also like, shut out Big Gay Ben. And he tagged me in that photo and he was like, look at the, look at the dick on the wand or something like that. Oh, Big Gay Ben was about it. Oh, Big Gay Ben was about it, dude. It was like right after I did the thing. And I literally was like, man, that kind of makes me uncomfortable. I still like the photo because it's a compliment. It's a compliment though. You know what I'm saying? You liked it. No doubt. You went and you
Starting point is 00:42:07 hearted it. I hearted the shit of that thing. Do you like, thank you, sir, for coming. thing on my piece. I've never I mean look at a see you can see man when Taylor saw her heard that comment the next time he was about to shower he kind of just looked at himself like oh yeah no idea big a big aide Ben has no idea
Starting point is 00:42:22 he said hey yeah I got I got the puberty down just waiting for the growth to happen but anyway go to a oh shit that's after that's during the that's Corey's post clarity nut that's right there oh dude
Starting point is 00:42:39 heartbreak hotel O-line 23 Jordan I mean I don't think that was an accident dude The path The path
Starting point is 00:42:47 The fucking path What are you listening To in this one Probably some alternative shit Dude I'm probably Listen to a little Blink 128 192
Starting point is 00:42:54 Or some 41 Panic at the disco Good Charlotte Sublime So Zona So Zona Dude I'm out of control
Starting point is 00:43:02 Zona sometimes I'm kind of I cut these pants myself Do you go to the tanning bed Before this No Or did you
Starting point is 00:43:09 Or do you train out In Zona bro Oh, before this? Before the combat. Straight up, not a lie, dude. Me, Zach Martin. Who's a dude who played at Ohio State? Jack Mejor, fucking hilarious.
Starting point is 00:43:23 That guy is one of the funniest people I've ever met. Arthur Lynch, a couple other dudes. We went to the tanning bag for this. And we were all, we were all legit bragging about how we could all tan well, but it was like the winter, the dead of winter. Was it raining in Indianapolis? Well, we were in Florida training. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:40 And so it was like for the comment. We just got there. And so we should get a good tan. Has it any more the better you look, blah, blah, blah. And so we went there and the ladies like, okay, well, you should probably start in four minutes. And we're all like, dude, give us 10. Just give us a quick 10 because we all bronze really good. Two days in, I did not sleep.
Starting point is 00:43:57 We all, bring us 10 because we all bronze very good. Jeez. We literally, I remember. Did you put the sticker on your side to have like a, you know, a little playboy. Yeah. A little playboy buddy. I should. Like right on your like, uh, waist.
Starting point is 00:44:10 a heart, like a little three ring heart. Dude, I remember taking the, I remember taking lotion and squirting it on, um, the walls of the apartment that I was in just to rub my back on it. Dude, my back was so fucked up. Really? Dude, I had the worst sunburn ever. I can barely move three days. Melted.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Going to those measures to squirt lotion on a wall just to rub your back on it. Up at like 3 a.m. dying. Fuck. Bradenton, Florida, dude. IMG. That's right for the combine. You have stories about Bradenton. I got some dirty stories about Bradenton.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Oh. I have stories about everything, bro. Trying to make memories wherever I go. Overall rating, 53. Except for Corey or for me? That's Corey's. Fuck, yeah. Out of a hundred.
Starting point is 00:44:50 That's a combine score? Oh, that's Taylor's 89. Hey, I still got drafted. You did. You did. You were a first round draft pick, like, unanimously, pretty sure. Well, I mean, you only need to be picked by one team in the first round to be unanimous.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Yeah, but he means like the leading up to like you were kind of like mocks. Like, you were on all the mocks first round probably. Yeah. Yeah. I was like mocks like to mostly Atlanta. Fuck you, Atlanta. Fuck you, Atlanta Falcons.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Atlanta would have been sick. Even though what's his name, Arthur Blank. That dude's a G. I met him in his office and he had like a paint, like a, a watercoloured painting of him on a horse in a meadow. And I was like, this guy fucking is a gangster.
Starting point is 00:45:33 We'll talk to him forever. I swear to God that dude sold cocaine to make his money. He looks like a, look at him. Like where, is that not scream Italian mobbom? to you? It's fucking, yeah. Pinstry suit.
Starting point is 00:45:42 He wears the vest with the red tie under the black coat. Yeah. You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding. Yeah, dude, that guy. You fuck with me?
Starting point is 00:45:49 Arthur Blank. You fuck with me? I remember I was so hungover flying to Atlanta. I went to Country Thunder and got so drunk. Dude, that's why they passed you. They knew you were drunk.
Starting point is 00:45:59 I was, I had no voice. And I was like trying to talk to Arthur with no voice. But, dude, they said they were going to draft me at six. They took Jake Matthews.
Starting point is 00:46:08 He was also a good pick. is a digs good football player I'll tell you who got a little lost in translation there Greg Robinson Oh I remember that He was taking two overall Where's he at now? He's in jail right?
Starting point is 00:46:19 Ram's he really Bro he got he got popped He got popped like 182 pounds of weed in his trunk Yeah come from Mexico How much I'm a dude Him and another guy Yeah but it wasn't like
Starting point is 00:46:31 I don't know he had like an illegal grove going on Or something like that Yeah 157 pounds 157 pounds of marijuana dude bro you were a first round pick dude just got a new deal with the browns too because he went and played these well he was first round of the rams right first round of the rams the rams had two picks that first round it was look at it was him and aaron donald
Starting point is 00:46:52 2014 draft class is fucking deep bro erand donald dude border border protection dude 157 pounds around in the back of a rented Chevy tahoe that's crazy 157 pounds That's wild man Like you're getting You're getting picked off by a dog from six miles away Yeah it's not even Like you don't fucking stand a shit
Starting point is 00:47:17 Like yo they're like hey by the way They're coming 47 cars down Would you say 47 cars down All thanks dog They had to have had 158 pounds And smoke a pound
Starting point is 00:47:28 And be high as fuck to think that they could get 157 pounds If you're gonna bring 157 pounds of weed over the board You're going to go straight coyote mode, dude, and go over the border. Like, you're not going to just drive with that. Don't drive to El Paso or wherever you're going to get through. They probably thought they were fucking dead bodies at first.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Those are big ass bags, dude. Like, they had to be given the dumbest look when Greg Robinson pulled up to the border patrol. And a cop just rolls in the window go, do you not smell that, dude? No one needs that much. No one needs that much. I was obviously going to sell it. You come up a more Fourth of July topic? You're selling it.
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Starting point is 00:51:29 Shout out for the July Shout out America, dude It's one of my favorite holidays I'll tell you It's one of my favorite holidays too A little tough to celebrate America right now We got a lot of shit going on That we need to figure out
Starting point is 00:51:40 For sure It is It is It's a fucked up deal I still love living I still love living in America Well because you're a privileged white guy Yeah
Starting point is 00:51:47 So All right well you're done talking Fucking life You know what I'm saying Oh yeah birthdays's coming up Dude Zach Fucking 21
Starting point is 00:51:56 Oh yeah Zach Zach 21. You're 13th. You're just 12. Hey, Zach, get up here. You know what time it is.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Hey, time for the spankans. Time for these spankans. Get these spankans. Get up here, Zach. We'll pass you around too. Hey, pin his ass down. Pen his ass down. You're bent over my hand.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Bend over my knee. Bend over my knee. No, no. Hey, no. Face you. Yeah. Taylor. One, two, three, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, fifteen, sixty,
Starting point is 00:52:29 harder. 19, 20. Uh-oh. 21. Corey, Corey, give him one to grow on. Go give him one to grow on.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Some around. Hey, hey, hey, hey, that was a dad clap too. That was a dad spanking. Under the butt cheeks,
Starting point is 00:52:43 spanking? Scoop it up a little bit. You're such a fucking dad, dude. How in them cheeks, Zach? Feel it tomorrow. You feel it tomorrow?
Starting point is 00:52:50 Not a boy. I felt, I felt kind of bad smack him and you go harder. I'm like, Jesus Christ. You're harder. I was feeling kind of bad.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Poor Zach, I can't imagine his just like another. Biting a bell Ugh Oh, dude, fuck.
Starting point is 00:53:04 We're out here slapping ass cheeks on a video That's hilarious. This weekend That's fucking hilarious Who's doing that? Nobody.
Starting point is 00:53:11 Nobody, dude. Who slaps cheeks on a podcast? Nobody. No one. Just in porn. Hey, for real though, where would you rank
Starting point is 00:53:18 4th of July as a holiday on your holiday list? Yo, back in college, that's up there, dude, because you're in summer workouts and then I don't know how many of your guys
Starting point is 00:53:28 reported all the time. We would have like a good group of like 30 core guys that would work out. In July 4th, dude, beer Olympics. Oh, bro, it's the best. All that shit. And it was always a sunny day. But I feel like if it fell on a weekday, dude, our coach would know and just give us an absolute hell of a workout the next day. Oh.
Starting point is 00:53:49 You guys, did you guys experience? That's such a bullshit college. See, Dobson was ours. So Dobs is all about July. So we would have strong get-togethers with all the. boys, beer, lip-lipping, slipping slides. Should we show Corey the new shirt coming out? Yes. He saw it. No, he saw it. He actually
Starting point is 00:54:05 voted. Oh, shit. I said blue riding. Yeah, he went. He went a blue phone. No, what we do? You're a red phone. That's like the second, red font was the majority. For my fucking in-play. Listen, you got to pass it around and you just got to go buy some numbers. I'll tell you what. See, I pass it around. It wasn't good enough that time, Corey.
Starting point is 00:54:24 If your opinions, the same as everybody else, then we'll use it. Hey, blue riding looks solid. Exactly. Like, hey, what do you think? I don't like it. Well, Will and I do. So we're going to fucking go with it, right? I guess it's like Taylor and I's,
Starting point is 00:54:34 it counts as like three, but everybody else is like a one pointer. One, two, three, four. So if all of you guys voted against us, I think I get two. Will and I would still win by two votes. I think I get two points for my vote. I mean,
Starting point is 00:54:47 you appreciate everybody responding. Hold on, hold on. Why? Do you get two points? Because when these guys worked their ass off for our podcast and our merch and all our shit. I play spike ball with you sometimes. Yeah, but you're not.
Starting point is 00:54:58 not a good player at Spikeball. You're trash, bro. I get better as the day goes, but I've only been like playing. You get better. We get better as long as we get tired. We were at Taylor's baby shower and you left and it was, I won with somebody else after that. Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:55:12 And I was walking around everybody. Hey, you want to be on my team? My guy finally left. My guy finally laughed. I'll tell you was kind of a stud. It was Tyler and Austin, dude. Yes. They were killers.
Starting point is 00:55:23 They were crazy. Oh, my God. No, we were talking about Preston and Ford. I was going to say. Shout out, Preston and Ford. dude. They were real. Ford was MVP that day. He was the perfect height.
Starting point is 00:55:32 I'm telling you, dude. I'm a fucking genius. I don't even know what that means for Spikeball. I disagree. And I know that he, the way he fucking served, he was perfect height, his arm came down at the perfect angle
Starting point is 00:55:43 to just fucking bank that bitch off than that. He was very good. I couldn't fucking hang. He cuffed me. He knew how to cuff you, dude. So just move over to the right one. No. It still cuffs you.
Starting point is 00:55:55 My fucking cramping. You're fucking cramping. Corey doesn't do the best job moving around. Corey's not a hustle player. No. On the football field, though, I am. David Lee. Yeah, we weren't saying.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Hey, bears. Hope you're listening. Just in case you. He said on the football. Yeah, we're not. Yo, they're trying to evaluate everything. They couldn't see us in person. Don't tell them how I play Spike.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Yeah, you're right. Hey, I can move. I can move. 755-3 cone, bro, top five for O-Linman. Fourth of July memories growing up. Dude, we used to get, you know, the M90s? Oh, dude, yeah. Who the fuck calls them M90s or M80s?
Starting point is 00:56:34 Yeah, they're M80s, because. Yeah. I think there's a bunch. I think there's M70. Dude, that's so fucking Missouri, like. Number one, this is where Missouri gets a little respect because Fourth of July is taking pretty seriously. In Nebraska, in Nebraska, everyone would travel three hours to get to the border to go buy
Starting point is 00:56:49 at Missouri. So they could, because Nebraska's illegal to buy fireworks. I would go across the border of Mexico and buy half sticks of dynamite, dude, and come back. we create spark the border was two hours away did you ever create sparkler bombs the fuck is a sparkler bomb you take like the metal sparklers or if you just do regular spark spark spark sparklers you knock off the sticks this is what they do in bond tape and see look m90s you take black electrical tape and tape all over the sparkler bomb we set one off one time the cops
Starting point is 00:57:18 came because it it showed up on their uh it showed up like 10 bucks dude 10 bucks for those little whispers dude we would take m90s I guarantee those things have no ass behind them, dude. That thing wouldn't even take out of Apple. They pop, though, dude. Cody and I would find slugs. You carve out an M-90 spot for an apple, dude. Them little biscuits ain't doing shit.
Starting point is 00:57:37 They're not doing fucking shit. No, they blow up slugs, though. Pull up an M-80 or even a blind-in-hap-round and lift up, like, they blow up, slugs, though. Slugs. Slugs and slugs and slug along, you fuck them up. I know. I'll tell you what the deal was.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Or action figures? Cherry bombs got the fuck after it. Bro. I blew a whole cactus one time. you always want to blow up shit action figures of course you want to blow up shit dude have you guys ever made that bomb with like toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil balls okay what the fuck is you a bomber dude what the hell is that should we be saying it's
Starting point is 00:58:10 dangerous it's called look that shit up that shit's loud as fuck hey listen core we're gonna have to ask you to leave dude I don't need the next terrorist attack on us as being Corey Levin yo look at watch the video of this shit do sparkler bombs are fucking insane I'm not the only there's gonna be sparkler bombs sound like Like a wet tampon, dude. That doesn't sound like good at all. A sparkler bomb? We might have our YouTube video from a long.
Starting point is 00:58:33 There's going to be people that comment on here. I've done the works bomb. I guarantee that. What's that? The work's shaking his head, yeah. The works bomb. If you do the works bomb and your tier one, two or three, comments on the boys. Let us know.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Let us know if Corey Levin is right. There's also like dry ice bombs too. It probably go a little bit better if you didn't have 47 tabs open, Alex. Probably right. I'm about a blow up a car Yeah, I was going to say Dude You're talking about toys and slugs
Starting point is 00:59:02 And we got a video What who the fuck is this guy dude Hey who the fuck is this guy is straight up Bontair Missouri Is that Missouri? Is that Missouri? Is that Bontair? This might be
Starting point is 00:59:12 That's your boy Hey, that's the biscuit dude That's the biscuit in a mask dude We need to buy that land For the Bontair Biscuit Because we had to open up the Bontair biscuit Yeah we talk about weird shit On this voice
Starting point is 00:59:23 Rocket League It's been rocket League lately. Great ideas. Risk is so much more fun. We're opening up a breakfast spot in Bontara, Missouri called the Bonte. What the shit? Yo, was that a works bomb?
Starting point is 00:59:33 Sparkler bomb. Yeah, that ain't no fucking works bomb. Sparkler bomb, bro. That ain't no sparkler bomb. You know, that's C4. Like, what are you talking about? That's not a sparkler bomb. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:59:43 You could have sparkler. Oh, dude. Like, it showed up on like the police signal or whenever. It's like, it weighed in as over a stick of dynamite. What we had made that night. That's not even, that's not even American. That's a, that's,
Starting point is 00:59:55 the fourth of July. True. I think you're talking about snakes and sparklers. You know what I'm saying? You put those little, what else do we like on fourth of July,
Starting point is 01:00:03 dude? I know. Let's start with like, you're gonna stay in there owning a fireworks stand and I have no whistling bonghols, no spleen splitters,
Starting point is 01:00:10 whisker biscuits, honkylitis, who's your do's? Uh, I got sparklers. That was a good. That's a good. That's a good.
Starting point is 01:00:18 Thanks, Bob. That was good. That was good. Who's this fucking weasel? This looks like a works, bomb. This dude's a mentos and Coke kind of kid. Yes, this is a works bomb.
Starting point is 01:00:28 This guy is wearing a puka shell necklace, dude. I was going to say, you know he's a fuck boy. This kid, I'll tell you what, this kid beats off, staying himself in the mirror and doesn't get upset after it. With those shades on it. That guy's fuck. Because he's wearing Pookasch. Look at him. He's wearing Pookasel. He's 12. Those guys are so fucking savage. Look at the, did you say those are so hard, dude, you see his bison.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Aviators? I feel like Will might have worn a Pooka necklace. He stole those glasses from his center school. You wearing a puka for sure. Mine were the ice rock the shells, the shells. Exactly. Not one were the puka, mine were the shells. I never had a puka shells. Puka shells are,
Starting point is 01:01:01 our shells, Will. Damn it? Yeah, but I meant, yeah. Hey, you're talking about them white shells, right? You know what I'm talking about, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are puka shells, Will. Yeah, but those look like the little circle of puka, puka things.
Starting point is 01:01:12 That's the same, are you talking about the same shit? Hey, yeah, Puka. Will's been on a, on a mission to fuck his own verbiage up, dude. He comes down each podcast goes, how I fuck this deal up today, dude. And I'm looking for him, though. Hey, they're not scrawny. they're nice, dude. Fucking ours are looking good today.
Starting point is 01:01:28 He's got a mountain dew, a two-liter mountain-dew. Puka and Hollister. Biceps are 12 inches around. Shaking this thing up, dude, please pop in this dude's face. The works drain cleaner, dude. This is the shit you did, Corey. We did all types of shit like that. This kid's casually getting up while he just shook up a bomb.
Starting point is 01:01:44 I have crazy stories, bro. They're not blowing nothing up, though. Oh, just wait on it, cuss. Oh, the kids, he's 15 feet away. Oh. Corey. If you could hear the fucking noise, it's loud. Corey,
Starting point is 01:02:00 I just watched a car blow up and you want to put that two liter of coke getting spritz a little bit in the corner. Yeah, because that was probably actual fucking like explosives. This is shit you have at your house right now. Hey, it's ready to go? You ready? You filming?
Starting point is 01:02:14 It's done. It's a solid noise. That's a solid noise. I can't hear it. It's a solid noise. It's a solid noise. It's a solid noise. It's a solid gun almost.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Wait, here. So did you guys not try to blow up like, like not animals? Slugs and shit. Not animals. Not animals. That was a joke. That's the most Bontar Missouri thing I've heard. I know.
Starting point is 01:02:29 That's a bontair shit. Hey, you brought the bus to the car back here. That shit's insane. Did you? Yes or no. Did I try to blow up an animal? No,
Starting point is 01:02:36 a slug. A slug? What's a slug? No, bro. Like, you go around with the M90s or like the firecrackers and then lay them on top of right under a slug. Blow it up. Like a living thing. Or like Cody and I would rank our action figures and whoever wasn't going to get played with the next year.
Starting point is 01:02:52 No way. We'd wrap them with firewood squad. Yeah. Oh my God. And we try to blow them up. Are you serious? You know, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:59 It's like big ant hills. I got in a lot of trouble because I, uh, you know the, um, what are they called? Like the, the little play set basketball goals. Little tikes. What's that brand called? Yeah, like little tikes. You know how it's got like the, the yellow,
Starting point is 01:03:13 I took out like the yellow post and I kept putting my ear up against it. And I was like, oh, Cody, you can hear, you can hear like water like in a sea show, like the ocean, my brother. Oh, okay. And Cody put his ear there and I lit like an M90. just went off. He just went crying. Yo,
Starting point is 01:03:28 he can't hear right now. My dad was right here. My dad came outside. Whoop the boy. But I learned not to do that again. You're trying to fuck up your brother's hearing. Yeah, but you know,
Starting point is 01:03:37 you're just a little, you're just a little delinquent ass kid, dude. It sounds like you were quite the delinquent ass kid. Did you have a criminal record? No. You never in jail? No. I got an MIP.
Starting point is 01:03:46 I was in jail one night. You got mipped? I got mipped. And it was bullshit too because I shouldn't have got mipped. Yeah, dude, this fucking kid from Toy Story. fucking Sid, this is
Starting point is 01:03:56 Hey, yes, yes, when I watched them on toy story Holy shit, it would kind of like That was what happened. Inspiration. Not Buzz Lightier would have been a guy That's a fucking Gere up, dude. But they're watching that movie, you know how you look at your toys
Starting point is 01:04:09 and just start talking to him like you're just psycho Sid? That was his name, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, am I the only one where you guys not like that? No, every toy I had I liked, dude. For sure. You had a fucked up childhood,
Starting point is 01:04:21 but I don't even think we compare right now. You're talking about killing animals. I did not deal animals, dude. We're talking about slugs. But you asked me, what do you mean by a snail? I saw the look in your eye.
Starting point is 01:04:32 I was worried. Snail slug. I'll tell you what we used to do in Arizona. You get a little one of those little ones two pencils. What about those? What are those, dude? Heal monsters are like lizards
Starting point is 01:04:43 with orange blood of black with orange spots on them. And they have lock jaw. And they have poisonous. Those things are fucking. So when I look up, Bonter's spark. Oh, that's weird because we're talking about this right now.
Starting point is 01:04:54 No, yeah. You guys do that. I'm trying to talk to Alex. So these healing muscles, when they bite you, yo, like, they kill you? Yeah,
Starting point is 01:05:00 they literally, no, they could kill you if you stay in there long enough, but they have, like, look at that. You get one over these things with a car and they'll still live. No.
Starting point is 01:05:09 You literally have to drown. If you get a buck of water, if you get a bit in the arm, you have to put them in water and drown them for them to even get off you. So if you're out in the middle of the desert and you get snipped by one of those things, they have locked out. They have locked out there. Dear God.
Starting point is 01:05:21 It's fucked up out there, yeah. The desert does seem like a, There's some weird shit. What's the shit you did on 4th of July? I feel like you would be fucking insane too. Well, no, yeah, we blew shit up all the time. But we fucked the fireworks always because Mexico is right there.
Starting point is 01:05:35 So, Mexico wasn't that big of the deal. I'm sorry, like fireworks from that. Yeah, that's a different way of living out there. I would just go to Mexico. Like, hey, what are you doing this weekend? I'm just going to get to Mexico. It was like literally two hours drive to the border for me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:49 People in Georgia did not just go to Mexico. I didn't do, I didn't have like too much fun growing up. up because my childhood was shit but college 4th of July fucking yeah college 4th of July fucking yeah college 4th of July's were paint tops the only the only one that like was more fun
Starting point is 01:06:04 in college and 4th of July was Halloween Halloween got fucking down favorite favorite holiday of all time is now is is uh is Halloween your favorite Halloween or your favorite Halloween is by far my favorite Halloween holiday 100% oh no question dude
Starting point is 01:06:19 I love you know I love the I know but we never no one ever answered the rankings of the 4th of July on your guys list. Oh, the 4th of July. So I had to say is number one. Yeah, I go love Christmas.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Oh, dude. Yeah, Christmas is tight. Christmas gives you warm, fuzzy feelings inside. It makes your tummy kind of warm. The food. The camaraderie. Oh, yeah, that's the boy. That's me.
Starting point is 01:06:41 That's me as Christopher Robin. And wins Winnie the Pooh. I love it. Look at them little ass legs, bro. Look at them sticks, dude. I blocked people with those. How fucking crazy is that? And shit's just fucking stick in the ground and just pink, pink, beep, big, big.
Starting point is 01:06:58 Big, big, big. Me, me, me, me, me. In college, I was always an off-duty cop for Halloween. We're like khaki shorts. A fucking penalty flag. Yeah, that's what I was for Halloween, like two years ago. Eminem himself. That's got to, bro.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Call yourself out before other people do. Mm-hmm. No question. It's always a holiday. I'm surprised. I mean, I'm not surprised Halloween's your number one holiday. Halloween's my number one. Christmas is my number two.
Starting point is 01:07:23 then probably fourth of July I think it changes as I get older honestly Christmas fourth of July Halloween what yeah like we talked about this report absolutely love Christmas does that not fire you up seeing that
Starting point is 01:07:37 when does she get fired up she's not there yet I think this year she's gonna love it like last year she met Santa well she met Santa every year last year she met Santa and was like really nice to him they had it with a good time like one in Green Hills
Starting point is 01:07:49 yeah well you do like the whole little bit out for the day they had a really nice time Yeah, a really nice time. But when I was Santa for Christmas, for the Titans that I do, she came and she saw my eyes and you could tell, like, in her head, she was like, who the fuck is this?
Starting point is 01:08:02 I know this fucking guy, dude. Dude, do you think she already knows that Santa's not real because of you? Did you already fuck that up? No, I would never fuck that up. I'm the best dad ever. I don't think, no, she's first off, she doesn't even put a full sentence together yet. She's almost three. So I would go as far to say, she believes that Paw Patrol all over.
Starting point is 01:08:23 animals are still real. Paul Patrol, yeah. I would say she's, she believes in Christmas. Well, I don't know why I have to even say it like that. She definitely believes in Christmas. She was in Santa.
Starting point is 01:08:32 Sick, dude. Sick. Yo, I was, I would die on a hill believing in Santa until like, I want to say fifth or sixth grade. Yo, they had, did they have like the little radio station?
Starting point is 01:08:43 Like Santa was seen flying over Bonteur at 11. Yeah. Dude, they made that shit so believable. Well, yeah, and there wasn't all the social media, so you didn't like. Yeah, you only saw like the news or some shit.
Starting point is 01:08:56 And you just had all that motherfuckers. And they, yeah, they had it on like news channels. They would have like Santa Tracker and certain, like how they do a tornado, but fucking a Santa sleigh, he's passing over West Nashville at fucking 1030 tonight. Make sure you're asleep. Fucking, they made it so believable. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:15 I remember like Christmas, like trying to go to bed and they just like eight or nine being like, I just can't sleep. I can't go to bed. I'm so excited. I have to get new stuff. I know, dude. So fired up. But yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:29 Santa rips. Dude, saw a pod. Saw a pod. You guys, listen, two, one, two, three, you're so welcome. We have new merch for you guys. And it's a... They probably have in their hand. Do they have in their hand?
Starting point is 01:09:41 If no, the time they listen, if I hear this, they'll have it in their hand. Really? Yeah. Wow. You're welcome. Look down. We're going to push a new shirt. It's awesome, dude.
Starting point is 01:09:50 You're going to push it this week. The boys put some. fucking effort in for you guys, dude. Not just, I can't hold the idea. But the boys. I came up with the idea. I came up with the idea. But I didn't do any of the work necessary to get it done. So shout out everybody
Starting point is 01:10:05 involved, dude. Shout out all the boys, dude. Shout out everybody. Working their absolute asses off, dude. Getting some banger merch. Because a lot of podcasts, dude, they don't give a shit about the merch. They're putting a couple things out there. It's whatever. We crush it. It's just like a box checker for a lot of brands. It's a box check.
Starting point is 01:10:21 Oh, that'd be funny. Put that with some basic ass Times new Roman 12 point font Done. You know what I'm saying? Yes. But in us, dude, we go above and beyond. We cop a lot of shit.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Yeah. For you. Fucking nerds. Fucking nerves. Fucking nerves. Nerves might be a cool shirt. What is it again? Nerve, no reason boner.
Starting point is 01:10:40 No reason boner. The nerves, dude. There you go, Taylor. Oh, God, dude. I can't read that. You did good. You did good earlier. Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Wolves working packs. Five stars. When my wife goes to sleep because she's too tired or has a headache I can always turn on the pod and get the relief I need from the velvety soothness
Starting point is 01:11:04 of Taylor's voice to the flawless smile of will I never have to go to sleep feeling ignored and rejected again hashtag for the boys hashtag no bad day That is a tier one
Starting point is 01:11:15 That's a tier one If you're turning on the pod Fort Myers' wall, dude just to listen to it on like low And then, hey, I just picture him like laying in bed when something funny helps. He's like, hey, babe, baby, you want to, I'm too tired. Oh, fuck this shit. Velvety, soothness.
Starting point is 01:11:32 That's a tier one. Five stars, tier one, April 2nd. 2020. Shout out Fort Myers-Wolf, dude. Gotta love that. What's next? Bussing, five stars. Might not be the smartest guys ever, but dang it, they're handsome.
Starting point is 01:11:46 Tell you what, that is a full compliment right there. You never want to be too smart? Because if you're too smart, it's just, like it's you become like Corey. You start talking slow. Yeah. Little Ray Manning. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:11:56 I love that it's forgiven. It's because I can easily say these guys try to, these guys pretend like they know everything, but they fucking don't. This guy, it's like we have the innocence factor like might not be the smartest guys ever, but we still love them. When you, when you are on the, in your lane of not being too far left or right. Yes. Hey, these guys are kind of dumb.
Starting point is 01:12:15 Okay. Hey, these guys are kind of smart. Sure. You don't know what you're talking about. Okay. Like you just in it all the time. Yes. That you stay strong.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Still got five stars, though. So, Bamma fan 0603. Shout out you. 100% for all the boys and girls. Five stars. All for the mother effing, hook and drop, butch slapping, tiny kissing, meat peeking, piece slicing, oopsin, train passing. No frap and drink. No frap and drink.
Starting point is 01:12:44 No frat drink. No free shout out in boys. No free shout out in boys. Hey, I'll tell you what. It was going good until that. I was reading so good until that. I was hoping you were going to start doing the whole Rick Flair bit. What?
Starting point is 01:12:59 Oh, yeah. No, dude, I can't do that. If I read that three times, I could do that. But, like, I'm, um, cool, you don't, I don't know if you know this. I, I'm terrified to read in public. You, you know what? You have a, you have a dope little reason, like, quote. What is it?
Starting point is 01:13:15 What? You don't like reading because of other people's words? Whoa. Yeah. It took me for a loop. I was like. Okay, I can kind of go over with that. In your lane.
Starting point is 01:13:23 Stay in your lane. Yeah, yeah. For real, though. Muff. I don't say that shit. Warning, dude. Yeah, that guy just said, all I saw was heavy pause squat.
Starting point is 01:13:34 Peace slicing, meat peeking. Oops and train passing. No frat drinking. No free shout out in boys. Woo! There you go. Thank you. Who did that?
Starting point is 01:13:45 Fuck, Alex. Alex is on top of the shit. Zach hasn't said of words to be insulting him to be in the podcast. warning do not listen while I was listening to the pod and was doing heavy pause squats okay at the bottom of the pause I started laughing and had to ball on it
Starting point is 01:14:04 dude that's two else is that not two else no your eyes or shit be a IL bail on it and drop the bar K-Marshal never drop the fucking bar K Marshall do not ever use us as an excuse to not get your games Yes. Amen to that. Love you to death. Thank you for the five stars.
Starting point is 01:14:22 And thank you for subscribing and then unsubscribing and re-subscribing because we know how to cheat the game. If you're PR and don't listen to a pod. Don't listen to a pod. You need to go put on some fucking music that gets you going. Go listen to Joe Rogan or some motivational video and get your ass fucking in gear. Don't be listening to my voice. I sound like I'm 12.
Starting point is 01:14:39 All right. This is not going to get you pumped up. You know what I'm saying? Next for the boys. This one's to see you, comp. Husk. Comp, you killing it. dude Taylor keep making fun of him.
Starting point is 01:14:50 Goddain. Dude, I fucking love it, dude. Will loves it, man. He loves it, dude. That's funnier than fuck, dude. Dude, you go to the sex shop down the street, dude, buy a couple insults for Will, dude. That guy's got a nerve all day, dude.
Starting point is 01:15:06 He's fucking Lou in that year. Nerve all day. He got that nerve all day. Dude, you love getting shit on. No, I don't. Yes, you do. No reason, boner. No, I don't.
Starting point is 01:15:14 I would call Will. I said the story too many times. And I'd insult the shit out of him. And you would say, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, what would you say? Yeah, leave it for the pod. Save it for the pod because you love to get shit on. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:15:25 That's not true. It's just we're having a comedy moment. And I'm thinking myself, yo, save this for the pod because it'd be funnier when we're doing it on the podcast. Yeah. So not because I enjoy getting shit on. I don't know. But it's not genuine. It's like rehearsed.
Starting point is 01:15:39 Sometimes our jokes are rehearsed. I don't think. A couple times I've laughed at something. You're like, hey, I'm going to say that on the pod. Oh, yeah. I do say that. I do say that. Make sure you laugh like that.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Dude, don't worry. Make sure you laugh the same too. Hey, we'll have moments. When we have a moment, we're like, fuck. Hey, you need. Hey, I should have been a good one for the pot. You always need content. I'll tell you what.
Starting point is 01:15:59 Will you a laser cross like this? You can't be wrong. Go ahead. You can be wrong. Two boys, one bus. Two boys, one bus. I always wondered where I got my height from until I realized I was living a lie. Finding my real dad and my country boy uncle who may just be a friend.
Starting point is 01:16:14 Always listen to the whole thing. Straight, no pause. Shout out, Sal. 2776. Hey, Sal, you're Italian as fuck. I have zero Italian in my blood, but I am so your dad and I love you to death. Send me your address. I'm going to come to your house to read you a bedtime story one night. All right. Doorstep. Sal, 2776, DM me your address. I'm going to come and read you a nighttime story. I'm bringing Jack or Garrett with me because we need to film it. Taking over. These boys are taking over Barstle one thing at a time.
Starting point is 01:16:46 Everything they do, they win. Let's go, boys. That is 100%. 100% true. We have not lost one fucking thing in Barstole, dude. Have not lost one thing. So thank you, Clove 421. All right.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Well, this was definitely. Oh, God. Like Manscape. Like Manscape. No free shoutouts. Congratulations. You've found and by now subscribe to the only FDA approved and recommended podcast in the universe. You are now a wolf and deserve all shoutouts.
Starting point is 01:17:19 Your new smart cab titan and father, Taylor LeWan, and Silvertoothed raider of a boy, Will Compton, will be your guides on the road to enlightenment that this is the podcast. I was no thought, but yeah. Yeah, that is this podcast. Get ready to hold the pauses and get lost in the sauces of this absolute monster of a show. Dude, that was unbelievable.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Monster. T-lib 14. That was hard. You like that? You kind of fucked up somewhere. That was fired. dude. But I say with it. I start sweating. I was like, stay focused. Do you hate getting popcorn in like middle school? Oh, I would go to the bathroom. What's popcorn? Like when the
Starting point is 01:17:53 teacher's like, okay, we're going to do popcorn in the textbook. You got to read a paragraph. You got to read a paragraph. And at the end, you get to choose whoever the fuck you want. Oh, yeah, yeah. We didn't call popcorn. But yeah, and you'd be scared as fuck. Would you call it? Hot potato maybe, something. I don't know. Hey, we're going to read paragraphs. And then I would probably just be a dead. Hey, there ain't no creativity about there. I would just say, Will. you got the next one. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 01:18:18 Stephen Hawking on them. Beep, beep, beep. Oh my God. Hey, hey, hey. They name the team. Their team name is blue. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:18:31 Whatever we do popcorn in school, I would always read the next paragraph. Because if I read it once, I can do a lot better reading it again. But the first time I read it, I fuck up real bad. So, yeah, we're doing popcorn. And like, Cindy Europe. And I'd be like, okay, fuck Cindy. you're going to get the next one because Sidney kind of likes you
Starting point is 01:18:46 and then you read the thing and then you realize Cindy doesn't like you at all so it's just it to somebody else and then now you're fuck and then I read to the next one but I would never really digest all the information I would just know the words you know what I'm saying yeah fuck yeah their team name was blue yo they name their team blue how banged up I was banged up that's funny all right what we think is I saw a pot or what boys shout out the fourth of July dude shout out the fourth of July I know hey I know you wanted more 4th of July and that On 4th of July?
Starting point is 01:19:17 Yeah. I know. We didn't spend very much time at all. I know. What would you like to go out of your chest? A little bit about that. I can tell. It's because I love the 4th.
Starting point is 01:19:24 What are we doing on 4th of July? Actually. I'll go to Bontere. We always do a Bontar Biscuit deal, dude. We always got a badminton tournament. A huge one. I'm talking 20-something-year-strong. Badminton.
Starting point is 01:19:37 Yeah. Bontair Bannett. I'll tell you what. Maybe Corny and I'll get in the truck. Come. His head to Bontair and fucking. You guys would have had fucking fun, dude. Play some spot.
Starting point is 01:19:46 Mikeball. Last year we went out on the boat. You go out on the boat. Coolers. You're on the beach, dude. Cigars. My daughter's birthday's the fit. There's no way I'm going. Yeah, you do got birthdays. I mean, when, when is Willow coming? She's due July 16th. July 16, she's due, but I bet you she comes early, dude. Willow, dude. Yeah, Willow A. A Willow. Willow. I will start calling you Willow. Go ahead. It's not bad. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. All right, solid pod, boys. Shut it down. Yeah, let's shut it down.
Starting point is 01:20:17 Guys, gals, people of all ages, appreciate you so much for tuning in to another episode of Bustin' with the Boys. If you haven't yet, please subscribe to the episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify, whatever platform you're on. We're on there. We have a YouTube channel Bustin' With the Boys. We've been love if you subscribe there as well. If you are subscribed and you want to be more for the boys,
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Starting point is 01:21:29 stuff and putting in our youtube episodes um and again we just love it man we love you guys we appreciate you so much uh keep being for the fucking boys keep being a wolf the biggest of hugs and the tiniest of kisses We love you. We appreciate you. Tune in next week for another episode of Bus with the Boys. But the drugs stopped by from time it's call. Says he loves the waves. We're hell hell.
Starting point is 01:22:08 Hey, guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas.
Starting point is 01:22:16 We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 01:22:35 Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is, getting a racist statue removed. And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is. Getting a new one put up in its place. I'm Akila Hughes, and Rebel Spirit, season two, is about both of those things. As I was watching these statues come down, I was thinking about what it meant. that I grew up in a majority black city in which there were more homages to enslavers
Starting point is 01:22:59 than there were to enslave people. Listen to Rebel Spirit Season 2 on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Your 20s can be so exciting, but they can also be really overwhelming, confusing, and honestly, just kind of lonely. May is Mental Health Awareness Month, and the psychology of your 20s
Starting point is 01:23:19 is breaking down the science behind the biggest roadblocks we face. I was six years into my career, the 80-hour weeks and just the first one in, the last one out, and I ended up burning out. There was a large chunk of my 20s that I, like, was just so wanting to, like, be out of that phase out of my skin. And I just, like, really regret not living in the present more. You don't need to have everything figured out right now.
Starting point is 01:23:40 You just need to understand yourself a little bit better. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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