Bussin' With The Boys - Antonio Brown Goes Rogue Again, Jackson Mahomes Is In Trouble & Nebraska Is Winning The Big 10

Episode Date: May 4, 2023

Recorded: May 3rd 2023 | In todays episode, it is just the boys and vibes are high. Will tells us a story about how he somehow ran out of gas earlier in that day. They then get into and react to the current events with Jackson Mahomes, Randall Cobb to the Jets, maybe Bakhtiari to the Jets, and Antonio Brown not paying his Arena Football League players. Then the boys get into predicting their Alma Maters schedules. Will goes through Nebraska's schedule and Taylor goes through Michigans. As you can guess, some predictions were more hopeful than others. They end the pod talking about dream brands that they would like to sponsor the pod as well as the hypothetical question of, what crim would you commit for that crime to no longer exist? To top it all off, the boys give their Pet Peeve of the Week and the Tier Talk this week is best Dorito flavors. Strap in and enjoy the ride. 2:40 Postive things going on in the boys lives 7:15 Mullets are the most popular hairstyle right now 10:38 Will ran out of gas 13:14 The boys dive into gambling hypotheticals 25:22 Hangovers suck when you get older 26:30 Reaction to Jackson Mahomes 30:00 Aaron Rodgers is doing whatever he wants 38:22 Antonio Brown not paying his Arena Football players 41:40 Getting the Bussin Bowl officially official and predicting Nebraska/Michigan's season 57:40 Fan questions 59:27 Dream brands to sponsor the bus 1:03:18 What crime would you commit to end that crime 1:09:20 The Boys play Family Feud 1:15:23 Peeve of the Week 1:24:18 Tier Talk Doritos ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Chevy: Head over to https://barstool.link/ChevyBarstool to learn more MoreLabs: Go to https://morelabs.com and use code BOYS for 25% off your first order of Morning Recovery. Georgia Boots: Use code BUSSIN for 20% Off at https://barstool.link/GeorgiaBoot Duke Cannon: Use code BUSSIN10 at https://barstool.link/DukeCannonBSS for 10% off your entire order Barstool Store: Shop now at https://store.barstoolsports.comFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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for nothing, dude. I was reaching 10,000 hours real fast dude. Fun podcast today, life. First thing on the docket. Boys, how is life? How are we feeling? Let me hear one positive thing going on. Start with you, Paul. Let me get one positive thing that's going on in your life right now

that you can be proud of. One positive thing in my life. I just interviewed to be a detective for the police department. Hell yeah, dude. That's fucking awesome. That's a good one. That's a really good one. Good job.

Jackie Boy. What are you fucking stoked about in life right now? I was in the grocery two days ago and my sister FaceTime me and she's got my niece, her child, just turned five months and she's just hitting the point where she's starting to be able to laugh. like she'll do stuff and laugh and I'm just like in the middle of the like whatever aisle just geeking out

looking at my knees just like laugh her ass off from FaceTime. Hell yeah. Just made my whole month so yeah that laugh. The child's laugh is so infectious it just made my whole thing. It really is dude. Yeah that was that was cool. People are asking did you just waste your shout out no free shout out? People are

asking. Maybe I can double down on that. But this is the time we get to shout out something personal what's going on. Yeah. I vibes feeling good about life dude. Because people People say it all the time. It's so wild to me that human beings come up to us and they're like, hey, you guys helped me through a hard time like that dude in,

where was that? Colorado. He lost his mom and you helped him through that situation. Those types of compliments are pretty incredible. Yeah, pretty incredible. So it's just crazy. So here's a nice little dose of happiness. JP, what do you got?

What's going on in your life? That makes you just proud. You know what to shout out. You mind if I give two? You can do whatever you want, brother. This podcast is for the boys. One of them is I'm hype about the Miami Heat. in the direction we're trending in the playoffs.

We lost last night, but we were missing, what was that? I do. I just love it when fans say we. Don't listen to you. Yeah, we are tied with the Knicks one-one right now. Jimmy Butler was hurt. Tyler Heroes hurt. A lot of our guys are out.

We still competed and battled. Heat culture. Heat culture is something to be excited about. And I will be at the parade in Miami after we win the championship. Now, something to think about, too, that you guys have going for you, as Frank the Tank has changed his alliance. from the Nets to the Nicks. Oh, yeah.

And apparently, Frank is a massive curse to any team he's a fan of. Yeah. That's big. That's big for the heat. Yeah, we'll be good. We'll probably win in five. The second thing is obvious. The new show that I released two weeks ago, three weeks ago,

Taylor has now joined on and we're taking over Instagram Live, 100 push-ups every Tuesday for the rest of our lives. 8 p.m. Central. If you join the rest of our lives. If you join in, you have to do 20 pushups. You got to be active in the chat and we'll kick you out if you don't. Yes. And you figured out how to take people out.

Yeah. Also, which was a bit of an issue because apparently we got hacked last week. We did get hacked. I did not have that guy. Yeah, some random dudes like, talk shit. Talk shit. Out there. It was daylight. And we were on at like 9 p.m.

It was daylight where he was. Yeah, he was out there somewhere in the world doing his fucking day. Wide pushups. Why? Yeah. I did also hit a one-handed push. of last night. He did.

It was extremely impressive to see. Garrett, go ahead. I did hit a one-hander. Garrett, go ahead. Something positive? Something positive. Garrett's like, we will be starting next Tuesday sit-ups, 100 sit-ups on Instagram Live. Ony Squads, next Wednesday.

Something positive. This week we're celebrating my stepdad's retirement, so that's pretty cool to see somebody reading. We got a shout-up, Bush. One of the first few guys. Yes. Yeah. We should get him back.

No quash. We should get him back. He could get him back for a Thursday. He could probably say a lot more stuff now about people. Yeah. We'd love to hear Butch Bluch slap some motherfuckers around. Yeah, dude. Nice OG pull.

That is an OG pull. Nice pull on that one. Butch is the fucking best. How did it go last night? It was good. He hates being the spotlight. So it's fun to see him kind of squirm. But he held back some tears.

And then, you know, did the classic F-bomb to, like, hide the, the emotion. Nothing, nothing like a man dropping an unnecessary F-bomb to get away from the vulnerability. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. It was good. It seems like it was like a black tie event, right? Jack said you walked in here at like 9 a.m. with the whole suit on. Yeah. I walked in my bathroom. Oh, oh, I thought he was here. You guys don't live here? I thought you guys lived here. A positive thing. I rocked a bolot tie yesterday. So that was true. Nice. Yeah, dude. Yeah, that was true. That's a cool pull. I just. I just a cool pull. I just feel? Do you feel way cooler doing it? Yeah, I'm going to have to get more and do it every once in while now. Yeah. Bolo's the vibe, bro. But it was the last minute pool and it kind of worked. Everyone was

like, hey, nice. I want to ask you about your, kind of like post nut clarity. You had long hair. You had to cut your hair for this event. Now the event's over. Do you regret your choices or do you feel good about what you did? No, I usually regret every haircut I get. And it's the first one. I'm like, this feels pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be handsome. I'll be. going back to the same chick. Will you? Yeah. Good deal. Maybe a Mullet next time. Yeah.

Now. He's retired, so. Mullets are coming back. We're in it. We got to get... I think Mollets are back. Huh? I think Mollets are the most popular haircut in America right now. You said that yesterday and I couldn't tell if like you're trying to, you know... You got some... I think you got some internal stuff going on.

No. I feel really good. I'm very happy right now. Yesterday. Like, I think that's fact. I think it's the most popular. Hurricane America. But you know how it is when we're around people. Sometimes I get the feeling like, you know, the same thing goes for you. If I say something, you do think, oh, is he coming at me? Do I have to? I feel like it's a lot of times.

I'll join this space with you. Sure, yeah. What's happening? I said, I'll join that space with you. Yeah. Every once in a while, you feel like you got to be on edge with the boy around because, you know, so we do like the chirp. For sure.

Yeah. And I know. My hair was brought up and Will goes in my, I think it's the number one haircut in America right now. Has it made me feel like, okay, is he, is he trying some? Now I let it slide because I know it's my boy And if he needs to get one, he can have one, right? But I'm glad we got there. Any chance of a mullet in your future?

No. God, you would look so funny. Has the mullet taken over the fair? I would look like, hilarious. I'm going to the roots. No chance. Go back to the roots.

I'm in my roots right now. I love it. Yeah. My wife hates it. Can't stand it. Ask me every other day to cut it. No. No.

No. Is the mullet more popular in the fade now? Yeah, I feel like the fade's been like Yeah, it is regional And culture You're not going to catch this haircut in New York or L.A. You catch a lot of fades there. Oh, you'll catch it in L.A.

Oh, yeah. Much of Steve's out there. I haven't been out there in a while. We will be out there at the end of this month. Potentially. For real? Yeah. Allegedly. Yes, there are some rumors circulating

about the boys being at a movie premiere A movie premiere for the machine. A machine. That'll be fucking cool. Yeah, that really will be. Do you have anything you want to talk about being proud about? Fuck, dude. We might have landed a massive partner for football season yesterday,

and that's good news. We don't want to spoil the good news. We don't want to get ahead of ourselves and say who it is, but we believe that we landed a massive partner for football season. It's twisted, dude. It's crazy how... And that was fucking that the vibes were up. The vibes were big.

I will say this morning was day one of pushing a little earlier for the workout. Our alarm goes off 530, snoozed once, got out of bed, didn't wake the wife, snuck out of the room, went, got it in for an hour, back on time, got to get coffee with the fam, got to do that whole thing, and the vibes been up. I was at a coffee shop doing some work before I came here, and I think it's a new, I think it's the new me. I think it's a new me. Dude, an early, when you commit to an early wake-up, doing it, there's really no better feeling. The only downfalls I ran out of gas. Yeah. I didn't start the gas. I called Taylor.

We'll call me today. Yeah, I called Taylor like 7. Because I ran out of gas before, and Taylor was the one who helped me out. He only got a gas can, so I figured the boy would get an eye so I laugh. What's the first thing I said to you when you told me ran out of gas? I can't remember.

Do you want me to come get you? Oh, yeah, he was like, Taylor's like, Taylor's like, he was like in a deep sleep. He's like, hello. He's like, everything, all right? I was like, yeah, I ran out of gas. He's like, where are you? I was like, hey, it's all good.

I got it all covered. I just figured, hey, you see it though. I figured you get a nice laugh. That's the kind of friend you're looking for in life. Just giving myself my own flowers. I'm a great fucking friend, dude. I'm a great friend. Yeah.

But those are the couple things I'd shout out. Especially, yeah, yesterday when we heard that news, it's like, let's fucking go. We might, we might potentially, allegedly rumored. The bus might look different. The bus might look different. It's going to be a lot louder looking. Yeah. There are some stipulations I have in that.

And a lot of excitement. A lot of excitement. And I've said it. I've sent a voice, a non a voice, a selfie video to this said company. and I told them if the number is correct, I will be getting a tattoo of their company on my body. On your ass, right? Not on my ass.

You know why, as the name, if it was uncomfortable. Yeah. But maybe an upper hip tattoo. Not ass, but an upper hip. Upper hip. Maybe a tramp stamp one. You know, something like that. Or around the belly button.

Or just right above the piece. Yeah. I could do that. Yeah, yeah. Just know that sponsors that are out there, my body is for sale. Yeah. It's not cheap, but I'm willing to sell this thing, dude.

I'm starting my own weird little only fan. That's a big one, dude. That was a huge, because we win that meeting yesterday, and it was kind of like, hey, just kind of checking boxes, what's going on, what are we looking forward to? Looking at where we're going to go for the fall tour, which, by the way, that stuff is getting put together to tailgates and let us know where you want to go.

This is going to be the most highly anticipated bus and bull of all time. That is one stop we know we're for sure going to. Nebraska, week four? Week four, September 30th, Michigan at Nebraska. The box will be up. And I don't want to spoil too much. much, but we might be doing a live show for that event. I want to spoil too much.

I want to spoil too much. But we might be doing a live show for that event. On that Friday the night before. That's going to be cool, dude. That'll be awesome. That'll be fucking awesome. I'm sure Barry's will be a player at somewhere. I'm trying to get out.

I'm trying to get a barstall to go there. I was telling Bryn that Bus and Bowl will be there. Because I know the Barstall College football show. I don't think it's happening like that this year. I think they're going to do like watch parties or bars and stuff like that. Okay, week four, bust and bull throwing it out there. Oh, another exciting thing that happened in our life yesterday. The boys are so on top of their shit.

We're already dialed in for where we're staying for the Super Bowl. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's how fucking dialed in we are, boys. That's a big deal. We are getting ahead of the game for the Super Bowl. It's in Las Vegas, Nevada.

So I bet you boys can guess what we're staying for a whole week. A whole week. We might have to. Do you think we should? I don't know if we could. They might have some real heavy hitters there that they're like, Hey, Mr. Lohan, hope you understand. Like, it's not going to be like that.

Especially when they realized the dates we were trying to block off. Yeah, Will had a good little pull too being like, hey, text them, just the dates. Don't say the reason why we're going. And I texted Buddy and he was like, I'll have a suite for you, Mr. Compton, and rooms for the boys.

Sorry, boys. He had rooms. Yeah. That's a nice little deal. Because the minute they go back and I go, it's Super Bowl weekend. He's like, I already told them. We're locked in.

Yeah. Also got my max bed up from $20,000 to $30,000. Oh. Just in case you're running to a hairyy situation. voice. When you're going to test that number out again? I don't know. I legit in my head thought about going next week, but I'm not going to go next week. I think the next time I'll do it will be May 24th at the power slap event, which we will be, those of you listening, the details have not come out yet, but you have the opportunity to earn a chance to get flown out,

stay at the Red Rocks Casino and Gamble with Dana and I. All expenses will be paid. People ask about the betting. I saw one of Dana's comments, and we've talked about this before, about him spotting the individual. you're looking at. I'm sure there'll be an allowance that's like, hey, you get, I don't know, I'm going to throw numbers out there and put pressure on you guys, but $100,000 in game. Oh my God. You saw the video I sent you? Do it?

No, I'm not even like fucking out there anything. Yeah, just pocket $100,000 and leave. There was a, I sent Will a video on Instagram yesterday. I'm trying to get Will to dive in and just do it once and see how it goes. I mean, that video, if it goes like that, there's no doubt. You got to feel that a little bit. I watched that and I'm like, I'm sure that that would happen. But again, I'll just, you fucking sit there.

Yeah, dude. Like, how long do we got to sweat? How long am I going to have to sweat? Would you, I have a hypothetical because I did, I saw this on Instagram also yesterday because now my algorithm's all blackjack. Dude, would you do one hand of blackjack risk a million dollars, but if you win, you get a billion dollars? Or what?

Would I do that? Would you do that hypothetical? What is it? Is that not? Yeah, but I thought there'd be a Like, are somebody giving me a million dollars to gamble? You know, you have to gamble a million of your own dollars, but if you win, but if you win, you get a billion dollars. No, absolutely not.

Do you know what I'm saying? But if you lose, you lose a million. If you lose, you lose a million. Humans are built like they think about loss first and there's just... You double down. Yes. Hypothetically, boys, would you gamble? Would you gamble your entire bank account right now to win a billion dollars on one-end-

your entire bank account right now to win a million dollars? I personally would not. JP's out. I would not. No way, Jose. Your entire bank account. Everything you have. Assets included.

For a billion? For a million. For a million. Tax free. Yes. Without a doubt. That's, I mean, obviously if I lose, that sucks, but you'd see my bank account. What about you, Gary?

No, I can't lose what I have. Good on you, Jack. I'm with you. I'm gambling a million to win a billion. I bet you are. I bet you are. I'm gambling just a million to win a billion. Yeah, but I feel like you can gamble. Like, you can gamble a million.

Would you gamble 500,000 to win 500 million? I'm asking you. Yeah, I know, but that's even high. Like, that's still a higher percentage in my, in my numbers, in my world than a million is in your world. Hey, would you gamble 100,000 to win a million? I guess what I'm trying to do here is I'm trying to find your number. No.

Bro, mean, bro. You lose 100 grand. But you could win a million. What are you talking about? Would you gamble $10 million to win a billion? No, I just, I just had to gamble a million to win a billion. I guess that. No, 10 million would fucking...

Yeah, 10 million would be a dead. That would fucking hurt. Yeah, yeah. 10 million would... That would fucking hurt. Like, yeah. Yeah. You would do it?

No. Oh. But I would... I thought you just, in that minute you talked yourself into it. Yeah, you know what? No. No. I wouldn't do that.

10 million for a billion? No. But a million for a billion, yes. Yeah, the upside is massive there. Yeah, 100xing your shit. 100,000 for a billion, I would very much consider that. 100,000 for a billion, I would absolutely do. And I would try to double down.

And I would try to do another hand after that, you know? napkin, just napkin numbers. I feel like 10 million for 10 billion. Would you do that? I feel like that's more like if I'm doing 100 for a billion. Yeah. Legitimately, you have 10 million for 10 billion.

One hand? Yeah, one hand. 10 million dollars. Would you feel more comfortable at a best two out of three or just a one-hander? I think off the rip you would want two out of three. Yeah, but also, you win the first one. Oh, fuck, I should have done it.

No doubt. If it was, if that situation came up, $10 billion for $10 million. Legitimately, I can't make this decision without talking to Talon. I would have to talk to Talon, but I would be, if she was like, go. I'd be like, all right, we're going. Call her. You want me to call her?

But if you fucking won. Like, what are you about to go? Oh, I bet you can. I don't know, dude. The first time I gamble, I called her. I told her I won 40. And I was like, she was like, why don't you go for a hundred? Because I remember I was so scared.

If I lose all this money, like, what am I going to tell my wife? Oh, right now? Like, hey, I need an honest answer. Do I tell her the hypothetical of one for a billion? Hey, babe. Hey, you're on the podcast right now. You're live. So we have a hypothetical question for you.

That I said I really couldn't answer unless you and I talked about it first. The hypothetical started with would you gamble one hand of blackjack, one million dollars? But if you win, you get a billion. I took the executive and I said, yes, I would do that. However, the question came up, would you gamble $10 million who win $10 billion? But if you lose, you lose $10 million. Are you talking about us specifically? What do you mean?

Yeah, yeah, Taylor, because he was trying to... Circumstantial conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, us specifically, yes. Yeah, no, not a chance. I feel her on that. $10 million that idea is a different kind of. What about $5 million for $5 billion? Just keep putting a $5.

Maybe. I'd be like that would be maybe. Does she feel good about the million for a billion? Oh, yeah. Tailing, do you feel good about a million for a billion? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, regardless, like, whatever you lose, like, you just got to work that much harder to get back. Like, if you ever gamble enough money to actually, like, hurt us as a family, then we got to choose.

Hey, a million would hurt. A million would hurt bad. That's what I'm saying. I know, but a billion, Tailon. You can't lie. All right. I'll hold you later. Love you by.

You'd have to suit back up. Oh, fuck, dude. My hands are sweating. Mine are even a little bit for you. Yeah. Well, so, yeah, so are you going to gamble next time we go? Oh, yeah. I don't know.

I don't know, possibly. I don't know if I'll be out there. I know. That bums me out. You know, we got to, we got to take, we got to take the dozen trivia. for everything. The boost pound. The boost ponies. We're in the dance. We're in the fucking dance. The boost ponies are in the dance. The boost pound is behind us. Like, I think we are a wagon going into the playoff situation. That's awesome for you. I love that. I hope you guys

win. I fucking love that. Whether you take Garrett or Mitch with you, that's going to be big. We're still on that. Yeah. We talked yesterday. One of you guys is probably going to have to go with Will and one of you guys probably to go with me, but I said I need JP and Jack. Those are my luck to charm. Bryn, Bryn asked,

she goes, hey, can you bring, uh, can you, can you bring JP or Jack up to New York? Like you guys were, I don't want to say the word.

Awesome on the, the, the, the, the draft show. Yeah. Because I could be good if somebody's up there getting content and, you know, shadowing the,

in whoever you guys fucking meet. But I was like, Taylor, who would, who would you want? Who do you want to bring? I'll let you do that. I'm like,

hey, dude. I want both of them. Yeah, and then he, you know, doing his little bit. I'll remember that. Dude, I listen, they've been there. They've been there through it.

I haven't lost without, with them. And if I went out there and lost big, how would you feel? If you took Jack or JP. What do you mean? That wouldn't be the reason why. You get mad at me for you losing. I got to blame somebody. I got to blame somebody, brother.

I'm scared. This is your fault. anytime that situation comes up, I get nervous. I mean, you're playing with straight up house money. You've made over $200,000. Like, at the end of the day, you are playing with house money. Yeah. If you're like, comp, I lost $150, I bet.

Well, you're up like 60. You got to, glass, you know, you got to look at the positives. That's not math. You're up $200, right? $2.35, yeah. $2.35. Oh, so you're up $85. Oh, you're up $85.

You're good. Yeah. That would suck to lose that, though. No doubt. No doubt. When we think about what we lose, it just fucking kills us, too. Yeah. But it's working through fear.

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Yeah. A show is like, we can wake up the next day. A couple times. I'm just like, holy fucking shit. Well, yeah.

Austin was hilarious to watch you walk to the airport. That was a tough one. God, that was a tough one. It is being so tired. And it doesn't like, those of you who listen that are younger,

like in your like early 20s or, you know, even late teens, you're at the, they're boozing. You're out there getting after it. You wake up the next day. It's like nothing ever happened. You just keep on keeping on it. And you might be thinking, oh, I get hangovers. Just know that they are 100xed. 100x. When you fucking get up to this age. And even the old guys in the game right now are thinking about how young we are. That is true. But I'm just saying,

once you get over that 27 mark, especially in your 30s, the fucking hangovers hit. It hurts, dude. And it's not just one day. Like, you're looking at multiple days. Yeah. Multiple days are just being tired. Yeah. But the next day we'll wake up you like, yeah, I'm not hungover. I don't have a headache or anything like that, but I do just could take a nap at any point. Yeah, I just feel groggy. Grog. It's tough, dude. Next up on the docket.

What's going out on out there in the world, the sports world? Anything, anything, anything? Anybody ruffling feathers out there, Jack? Anything you got for us? Ruffling a lot of feathers. I know. What is there a warn out for his arrest or something? I don't know if it's a warner if he's been detained, but yeah, I think it was sexual

battery. Can't be good for Chiefs. I mean, everybody saw the video. What a fuck. I haven't seen the video You haven't seen the video where he just walks up on that chick starts like making out of her and grabbing her and you see she's trying to like walk away or whatever

Plus if you're watching you've seen that video right? Yeah as a police officer how are you looking at? Is this cut and dry sexual assault? Absolutely cut and dry sexual assault Arrested. Especially if she's wanting to prosecute and saying that she didn't want anything to do with it so at that point yeah it is.

Yeah. That's tough man. Tough look out there. It's a tough look at there for sure because it seems like Patrick Mahomes has such a good job of keeping his plate clean. No doubt. And you know it's got to be like, motherfucker, dude. Like, for the love of God, please stop. Right.

Doing the thing. He did the shot in the dance and like the Sean Taylor thing. Yeah. You just done a lot of stuff. It's like, dude, come on, bro. Like, his brother's in such a unique situation. He's a baby goat right now. Like, if he retired right now, he's a Hall of Famer.

Cut and dry. There's no, there's no argument. And he does, having that success at such a young age, him being able just to like keep his nose clean the way he has he seems like a big family man he does a lot of charity he's invested in a lot of things like he's a minority owner in the royals like he just seems like he's just excelling a life

and doing it the correct way now Jackson I don't know the kid I just seen like obviously the viral videos that happen and the past years been a little tough resume you kind of just shake your head at it dude like damn like he's got to have some respect for his brother now him I don't know I don't know I don't know how Pat handles that situation behind closed doors,

but if I'm Pat, I'm definitely saying something. You could tell, like, I want to say last year, there were reports after the season two years ago going into this past year that he sat, that they all kind of sat down and stuff like that. And whether I don't even know if he said that those rumors are true or anything, he might have said, no, it wasn't like that or whatever. But you knew something happened because Jackson wasn't doing all the theatrics

with the TikToks and everything else that he was doing. He did a couple times, but he was very much less than years before. But that video coming out. of him at that restaurant or whatever. I mean, God, man. And at what cost to be famous? Like, it just seems like a lot of the stuff he does backfires on a negative standpoint.

Well, that situation right there, it almost seems like, dude, like, who do you think you are? Like, walking around and thinking you can just fucking... You hope that it hasn't happened more than once, but what if this opens up and, you know, where more people come out? Like, that's somebody who obviously thinks it's like big shit walking around certain cities.

Yeah, that's fucking tough, man. Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, that's... And it's one of those situations, it's hard to touch because it's like, we don't know the kid and we don't know, like, the whole situation. Seems like she wasn't about it, right? Like, she kind of like was like, hey, quit. She didn't seem like overly mad in the video, but it was probably... She's probably sitting there going... She's probably sitting there going, hey, it's Patrick Mahomes' brother.

I got to be respectful. It's probably like, to me, it seemed like the way she was kind of being resistive to it. Like, she was like, what are you fucking doing? Right. Yeah. I don't know. That's tough. That's a tough situation.

But there's that, dude. So that's something we just covered on Bustin with the boys. Another thing going on here, Randall Cobb. It seems like the Jets are just doing exactly what Aaron Rogers wanted the Packers to do for so many years. They seem like they're just bending over backwards for this man giving him everything he wants. It might be a long play so he doesn't retire after this year. I don't know, but it seems like everybody on Aaron Rogers' wish list besides Odell Beckham Jr. Has been answered.

I think you're right. I think you're right about playing the long game because I feel like the Packers got a really good deal in that trade. And it would suck if the Jets did all that just for him to play one year. You know what I mean? If he went a Super Bowl, he plays one year and retires, it's like, hey, thank you. For sure. We won that battle. Let's move on.

We brought greatness to the Jets. Yeah. And how dope is it to be Randall Cobb? Like, do as a fucking stud. I'm not that he's not a stud anymore, but. Just older. Yeah, yeah. He's just older.

He's getting longer in the tooth. But to have one of your boys like, A.Rod, fucking, hey, this is my wish list. Tell the Packers, we want him back. Being pissed off when they got rid of Randall in the first place, get him brought back. And then when he goes to the Jets, like, hey, I want him going to the Jets. Right. Now you're signing with the Jets. Like, you've got to be feeling good.

And he probably got the number he wanted. Like, let's say he's worth, I don't know, $5 million for, like, for real. He probably got like six or seven. Yeah. Knowing that he knows that Aaron wants him there. No doubt. Or he, or it could be the exact opposite. It's got to be a good situation to go into because as a vet,

when you're at that age and everything else and you're just wanting to like chase the championship of being around a good environment, you're not. trying to go to just any team and have to like, you know, do the whole recreation of yourself, like earn a spot and everything else. He gets to go on with Aaron Rogers, kind of know that whole relationship. The Jets are looking at Randall coming in like, this dude's a fucking dog. Hey, Aaron, Aaron, we want you, we want you. Like, this is, do what you got to do, do what you want. And he's all, he got, we always wanted a defensive-minded head coach. Their defense was really good last year. Top five. They have a young nucleus of players back there that are just going

to get better this year. And they're bringing in, they, the Jets legitimately could be contenders this here. Yeah. I hope they are. I hope so, too. I hope they are, man. That's a tough division. And that's a big win for players in general. If you got the juice, look what you can do. Yes. And then all this people that are hating on Aaron, like, oh, he's, he's so he's a drama boy, he's all of this. Like, dude, I think Aaron's playing chess with everybody right now and winning that bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the end of the day, you want Aaron Rogers as your quarterback. And if I don't see any haters and the New York Jets talking about how much of a drama guy he is, maybe when he was trying to get to the Jets and it wasn't happening for weeks

at a time. It comes up, but that's only because you want Aaron Rogers to be your QB. Yeah, and when it's quiet, like, something big announcement happens on the Pat McAfee show where Aaron Rogers is like, I fully expect to play for the Jets, then two, three weeks goes by. Like, there's a lot of room for assumption where people can be able to say, oh, it's not because of this or that and all that stuff. Yeah. One thing that's interesting to me is David Bactiari, because there are rumors that the Packers might release him.

Oh, really? There's rumors. I haven't seen him. He doesn't have a... No, I'm saying, I haven't seen him. Like, I'm curious what you've seen. Like, are there... I think like, there's, I haven't seen him.

There's no guarantee, there's no guaranteeing money and stuff like that. We had a, I mean, we had a conversation with him, and you asked him about the potential of being released. Yeah. And he's like, kind of just, it is what it is. Bach's got an incredibly good head on his shoulders. But if Bakhtyari is released, I mean, he's probably a jet. Yeah, he might.

You know what I'm saying? Who's the left tackle for the jet? Micah Bechtin. Micah Bechtin was a first round pick from Louisiana. Huge, massive individual. Had a good rookie season. Everyone was saying this might be the next guy. in the NFL. And in the last two years, I think he was injured both years and there was a lot of

rumors coming out about his work ethic and he'd come into camp being 50, 60 pounds overweight. It's kind of how the O-Line community, like rumors go. Like you get into it and you're sitting in a meeting room and the head old line coach is talking about X, Y, and Z and somehow he came up one day. That's how I heard all this stuff. So I don't know how much if it's true, but one thing about this Michael Bechton kid is he balled his rookie year, not so much the next two. He's in a contract year now. And you know how those dudes are that like aren't the, they're not workhorses. They don't want to, they're not grind grinder dudes. But when they get and they have the talent, they get in a contract year, they usually ball the fuck out. Right. Because it's bag year.

It's bag year. It is bag year. He might, he might ball out. He might ball out this year. But all to say is Bach that could be a landing spot if he were to be cut from the Packers. Yeah. And at that situation, it's like, what do you do with Bechton? Because he's, I think he's like taller than me. Can you look him up, Micah Bechton? I think I'm saying his name right. What would you do? What would you do with that situation? You're like, all right.

Trade him. Trade him or if he'll go play right tackle? He's tall. He's 6-7. He's my height. How much is you weigh? I mean, 6-7's tough to play at guard. 364.

Yeah, and that's, from what I've heard. I heard he showed up to camp last year over 400 pounds. It's got to be tough being that fucking big, bro. He is a massive fucking human being. If David Bakhtiari does, for some reason, go to the Jets, I think it's safe to save to save. that Aaron Rogers is officially the Adam Sandler of the NFL. Yeah, yeah.

We've got a grown-ups two situation on our hands. So who's coming next, really? That's a good pull. This brings all of his boys. Dude, man, wouldn't that be something? He becomes a jet. It'd be dope if they win a Super Bowl. They do got a good squad.

The Jets do. Oh, yeah, they got a team. I think they're going to win the AFC East. AFC East. Yeah, I mean, you got, what, the Jets? The Bills. Dolphins. Dolphins.

Patriots might get fourth in the division. I think Patriots do get fourth in division. I think we're looking at it from a chaos perspective. Jets, bills, dolphins, Patriots. That's solid. That's solid. I don't know if I want to crown the Jets just yet. No, no, no.

I'm talking strictly chaos. Yeah, yeah, the top, yeah, definitely the top two you got. Yeah, from chaos, jets, bills, dolphins, Patriots. I think the realistic, I guess, chaos, Buffalo Jets. of Dolphins Patriots. I think Patriots are four. Patriots are four. Patriots are four.

Because there were rumors in the draft that the Patriots are looking to get a quarterback. Yeah, I think a lot were. There was that rumor that came out. I saw one in the day that the Titans were looking to trade up to that three spot of Stroud was still there. Three spot and then I heard that the Titans were also trying to trade in the late in the first round. Yeah. Yeah.

To get Levis. So they ended up getting him. But yeah, I'm with you on that AFC South train. I think the Jets. I think it's a race between, it's a race between the Jets and the Bills, man. It's a race between the Jets and the Bills. I mean, the dolphins, you can't count the dolphins either.

They have a good team. I think you can count them out. And just like that, the dolphins are going to win the Super Bowl this year. Just like that, dude. I don't think that curse is real. I don't think that curse is real. I mean, you're one. I mean, you did a wild number last year.

But that was truly like I was trying to make a hot take and I was wearing the silver and black. And their direct rival is the Chiefs. But the Chiefs were winning Super Bowls and they were a really good team. Like me just. saying that, I don't think, you know, maybe it was me saying it. That's why they won the Super Bowl. You have that kind of power.

Look at the microphone. Your microphone's massive, dude. What I'm saying is, I don't think if I just say fucking Miami's out of it. I don't think that propels them at all. I don't think that. I don't think that curse is real. I don't think that curse is real. I think the Jets and the Bills both make the playoffs this year.

That's fair. Yeah, I think that's fair to say. Regardless if it's one or two, where they are, who knows? Bills are going to make the playoffs. They don't make the playoffs as a failure. I think the Jets have to see it the same way because if they don't make the playoffs after doing all these moves

to acquire Aaron Rogers, that is a fucking failure. That's a failure. Yeah, the Jets have a whole new expectation on them that is dramatically different than the last 10 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aaron Rogers, he was like the 17 we got here

is very similar to the 17. I used to have. I saw that. That's like kind of a lot of pressure on Garrett Wilson. Yeah. What year is Gary Wilson? Sick. So sick.

Especially in the offseason. Devontae Adams, yeah. Offseason, it's all good. Everyone's great in the office. Yeah. The Jets remind me of like the Cleveland Browns. Like two years ago, they had like a three-year span where everyone's like, these are the Super Bowl contenders. They got this guy. They have their defensive line, all this shit.

Right. And then nothing really, obviously never really happened. But when you have that quarterback corner piece. Oh, you got Aaron Rogers. Like, he really is just him like that. Yeah, he really is. He really is. Who knows, dude?

Who knows what's going to happen there? I hope mass chaos ensues. Did you see, uh, I hate even. bringing his fucking name up. Don't got to. Antonio Brown not paying his arena football players. No, I didn't see that. God, dude.

Why is Antonio Brown owning an arena football league team? I don't know. Trying to pour back into his hometown, bro. Why does the circus continue to happen? The show must go on. Yeah, dude. I feel like we're getting a little... I mean, it's a fucking clown show, bro.

Like, there's always some new article coming up with A.B. And it's never good. It's never good. At the end of a elite white receiver. Elite. One of the best of all time. Probably could still play. Yeah, one of the best of all time.

But as far as everything else, fucking, absolutely not. Yeah, man, he just seems like, it seems like ever since that Devante perfect hit, Devontes? I know, everybody plays into that. I know, that's more of a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ever since that hit, he just had, he's been on that can't get right. Even before that, dude, like, I think it was 2017, like, that Pro Bowl, before the game, Antonio Brown didn't show up until five minutes before kickoff.

Yeah. Put all his stuff on and- But some of the boys, like, that were his teammates to say that's how it is and how it is. Steelers, too. Like, fucking Mike Tomlin deserves not only a Hall of Fame jacket, but another medal to go on top of the jacket. Mike Tomlin. For keeping Antonio Brown reeled in. Underrated one of the best coaches of all time.

Yeah. Dude, he had Levion Belven, too. Yeah. I mean, he had a lot of shit that. deal with and he kept it going for a while. Fucking together, man. Always contenders. He, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck, dude. Hey, shut out Tomlin, dude. He's never had a losing season. He is cool as fuck, too. And he, we should get him on. He would be awesome to have on. Tomlin is, I have so much respect for that man. He is an all-time, dude. Maybe we try to go to Pittsburgh for training camp. Yeah.

Maybe we go play for the Steelers. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Do you go with those? Just take our talents to Pittsburgh. Yeah, no doubt. Ensure them a winning season. Yeah. Yeah. Guarantee them a winning season.

Yeah. I wonder when we're both actually officially done playing, how long we keep that going. We can keep it going forever. Forever. But Willie needs to go at least a few more decades before for retirement. Just at the age of 49, I just stepped to a podium. I'm like, hey, I heard you don't know.

Who was I talking to? I think it was Moai. Is it Kevin Moai, head coach of Lipscomb, right? I was talking to him and I was he was talking about retirement and all how his situation went because he got cut and they have to give you a reason why you get cut the team gives you a reason why you get cut

and the reason why I was like he's not as good as some of the players but like they didn't have any fucking players anyway he was saying you don't even sign you don't sign to retire there's no actual letter that you we'll draw one up you know what I mean like

you got our legal guy back there yeah the league's already trying to push me out I got some severance pay not too long ago really yeah Yeah. Good for you. Hey. Got a severance check in the mail. Nice check.

But I was like, Hey on now. Y'all trying to force me to quit? Yeah. Yeah. But that little red flag up on the mailbox, come get this. Speaking of our legal guy,

we did our touch on the Boston Bowl, but we got to get that officially official. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to start with Nebraska's AD. Treve Albert's. We got both head coaches now. It's got to get done relatively soon.

I don't say last year, but obviously some stuff happened and it was bad timing, but I will say it again and double down. Like, drives a boy, I think we'll get that right. You get that right. I mean, if you get that right, there's no reason why Michigan's AD shouldn't sign that. Yeah.

The trophy's sitting in Michigan's trophy room. Like, they accepted it. But, but here's the but. Here's the hurdle. They did C&Dia's for the merchandise. Two different things. Two different things, but still. Yeah, but you know, Michigan can be like that sometimes, dude.

And that's the University of Michigan. not the football program, not the athletic program. But when you're going up to the AD, you're starting to get into that white collar world. Yeah, absolutely. And look, I'm the most disappointed on this bus because of that. That was tough to see. And really, we can blame Tom Brady for that, right?

I mean, he gave so much attention to us when we did the fucking. We need Tom. We love Tom, but Tom is a big reason why we got that C&D, which is wild. The number one Michigan man of all time. Supporting another Michigan man. Yeah. One of the best of all time.

I appreciate that. I don't think so, though. And you would think that Michigan didn't want to, wouldn't, you know, they wouldn't want to support it. Yeah. Instead, we get, instead we get the C&D. C&D. That was a tough pill to swallow Super Bowl.

Not to continue to pile on and pour salt in the womb, but we got Michigan or Nebraska's people saying like, hey, we want to give you guys licensing rights to make merchandise for Nebraska. In stores on campus. I know, I know. In the bookstore. The only way I can like twist that in my head is to say that, you know, one programs a little more starved than the other. One one's a little more desperate than the other right now

as far as a program goes, hey, listen, I'm fucking with you. That's fair. I'm not going to say, I'm not going to like, you know, there's, there's reasonable justification to say something like that. There really is. There really is. Like, you know, you need to keep the, you need to keep the flame hot, however it can be hot, right? I mean, it's the biggest rivalry in college sports. I can't give Nebraska flowers all the time. When, when Michigan's not playing Nebraska, they got my flowers. They have my support. I will watch and support them against any other team. Bro, I'm telling you what? If we pull together a winning, see, if Nebraska's winning, the world needs to fucking look out, bro. Can you please, without being as biased as possible,

give us a reasonable record you think they'll have? I don't know if it's time for that. Best case scenario. I don't know if it's time for that. Pull up the schedule. I don't know if it's time for that. Pull up the schedule on here. It's May. These are always the best. podcast, dude. Those are you watching right now. I will go ahead and go through this. All right. I will truly try and do this as good as possible.

I just want everybody to know that this is truly from my heart. We're broke. That light up there. Okay. Do you want me to go first? Is this it? Yeah. North Dakota. That's last season.

We already who North Dakota's ass. All right. we're starting this season off with the dub. We're starting the season off. That'll be a tough game. Don't make no mistake. On the road. Make no mistake about it.

That'll be a tough game. Week zero in Minnesota. In Minnesota, I ain't like that, dude. Yeah, they lost her running back. Look, Nebraska 1 and 0. Colorado, I've been out there saying it 2 and 0. Too many transfers is going to take a minute for Deion to get that ship turned around. I think it happens for Colorado in the middle of the year.

Nebraska 2 and O. Going into Northern Illinois, I think we, dust the fuck out of them pups. Now we go to Louisiana Tech. There's no reason we can't be four and O going into the bus and bowl. Okay. I'll do mine next.

Okay. Michigan, Nebraska. Okay. This is where I will go ahead and say... I hear it goes, dude. What? This is what I will put my sword down and say home game. It is a home game and there will be a lot of hoopla around it. But

in this situation, this is where I will say we're winning last try for that football game we're going to 5-0 we're going 5-0 and here's where I think we drop one I think we drop one at Illinois against Bailma I think he's got a good program yeah a little bit of hands are so high from the beat

we're so high we start believing the hype I think this is where we get humbled Illinois we lose you're so fucking lame dude Northwestern we whip them nerds ass we are going what is that 6 and 1 we need 6 and 1 against 4th Western

Purdue I think this will be a tough tough game. I do think we sneak this game. I do think we sneak this game. Well, it's fucking Purdue, dude. We can't beat the polar makers after going six and one. If we're six and one going to go and Purdue, we're going to beat Purdue. Seven and one. Nebraska, Michigan State. At Michigan State, I can see us having again. I think we're drinking our Kool-Aid a little bit too much. That's where I think we lose one, seven and two. He's lancing a tough place to play too. He's lancing a tough place to play. And I respect their program. I respect their coaching staff they have out there. Nebraska

Look, there is no world where Maryland ever beats us, ever. Nebraska over Maryland. Nebraska, Wisconsin, I have the EFs against Wisconsin. Luke Fickle, I think he's going to build something good over there. I think it gets tough. I think we lose to Wisconsin. Let's go ahead and say, what is that? What's that record?

7 and 4. 8 and 3. What? No, we're 8 and 3. We've lost 3 right now. Michigan State, Illinois. These are looking at the Capital 1 Bowl right now. In Wisconsin.

Iowa? I think we beat Iowa. rivalry week to go to the Big Ten Championship, we beat Iowa 9 and 3 going into the Big Ten Championship. That's what I think happens in the regular season. You can wait to hear my picks later on in the year when the season concludes, but I think we're going nine and three. I think nine and three is something that we can be realistic about.

That's your best case scenario. Yeah, I'll say that. Fuck it. Go back up for me. That's gay how you get the comment on Nebraska. Pull at Michigan. Let's hear Will. Will's been about how Michigan's gonna go six and six and six.

I think you guys are gonna have a good fucking year, bro. You know I'm big blue? You think Michigan and Nebraska play in the Bayton Championship? Good. If you guys beat Ohio State? That'd be so epic. Yeah, I think. Two Boston Bulls?

Yeah, that's on you. Y'all got to get past Ohio State. You ain't got nothing to do with me. All right. Michigan versus Eastern Carolina. Dummy. Done. UNLV.

Done. Bowling Green. Done. Rutgers. Dunn. it's not going to be close. Done. Time out, time out, time out. Put a score.

How bad are you going to beat Nebraska? I think it's not going to be close. I think we'll cover like we did last year. That's how bad I think that'd be. No, no, no, no. Because we could be, say we could be undefeated. And the spread could be like eight. And you're like cover.

You just said, no, done. It won't even be close. It'll be a double digit win. It could be 10. So you're saying 10 plus. Yeah. Oh, that's a mass. That's what I'm saying.

Let's say, Minnesota, it's not close. Indiana, it's not close. Michigan State, it's not close. close. Purdue, we're talking about Purdue. It's not close. Penn State at Penn State. That's a tough one.

That's a tough one. State La Los players this year. Michigan wins that one as well. Because at this point, we're talking about going to the National Championship. They've been there twice. These boys know what to do. They know how to handle it. Maryland is the scariest game on this schedule. The scariest one. Why is that? You just came off a big one from Penn State. You're 10 and

you got to play Ohio State next week. and that's the biggest rivalry in college sports. I think they win that game. They don't cover and it is close. And then we do the same thing to Ohio State we've done in recent. 12 and 0? So you're saying 12 and 0 season. You want to know what I think?

Go ahead. 8 and 4. That's what I think. 8 and 4? Yeah. The same record? No, we go 9 and 3. It ain't the same record, brother.

We're 9 and 3. You're 8 and 4 this year. Those first 6. What X? cake schedule. We're 12 and 02. We've earned it. We've earned that, dude.

We fucking earned that. That's tough, boys. There's no way. I will put any amount of money that Michigan beats Nebraska this year. Okay, go bet it. What's that? I do a million for a billion, absolutely. Guess what?

A straight up win. You might have the opportunity to do that. Yeah, you might have the opportunity. You won't have to look at anybody and bet anybody. You can put up, we can, We'll figure out the amount. Like, hey, put it, write it right here on this. Yeah.

We'll figure that out. Gotta go to Vegas a couple of times. Make sure we hedge those bets. Yeah, I think this is a 12-0 season. I think your scariest games are Maryland. Because of where it's placed. What do you think Ohio State's going to do this year? I think they go 10 and 2.

What do you think they lose to? Us and they play Penn State. Yeah, if they play, if they play, I like to see their, their schedule, their non-conference schedule too because there might be a little sneaker in there. Ohio State. Notre Dame.

Now it'll be Notre Dame. Ohio State, Indiana, Dub. Youngstown State, dumb. Western Kentucky, Dub. Notre Dame. Dub.

Maryland, Purdue, Dub. Penn State is where it gets iffy. The only time I see Ohio State losing is the last game of the season and to Penn State. 10 and 2.

Yeah. Especially, I mean, if Michigan State, if it was at Michigan State, I might think they go 9 and 3. But Columbus is a tough place to play. Yeah. Yeah. And those fans go fucking hard. Yeah, they go nuts. Yeah.

Yeah, I like it. Nebraska one more time for me. I'm getting excited, man. Because I'm, this is, I'll tell you exactly what Nebraska is going to do this year. Okay. Nebraska, Minnesota. Here's what I think about Nebraska, Minnesota and Colorado. I think they split.

I think somewhere they split. Hopefully they lose in Minnesota and beat Colorado. So I'm saying one in one. Northern Illinois, two and one. Louisiana Tech. Three and one. Michigan donkey. That's going to be three and two.

Illinois. At Illinois. That's not a tough one. We're at three and two right now. Illinois is three and three. Northwestern's four and three. Purdue, have to play in Nebraska.

I'm going to go, okay. So we're five and three. Michigan State, 5 and 4. Maryland, 6 and 4, Wisconsin, you're going to split those last two games.

That's going to be, what is it? 7 and 5. I think if Nebraska goes 7 and 5 this year, they should be so excited about the future of their program. We will be. 7 and 5,

making a bowl game since the first time since 2005. Yeah. I think that's... Wait. Bless some bowl. You said first time since 2005. Don't do that. Don't do that.

He was made a bowl game? Yeah. Was it 2000? There was a stat that came out, I thought. Yeah. Do you not remember us playing? What have we played back in 2005? Us playing?

Well, yeah. What are you talking about? 2012. 2012 was the last time you guys made a bowl game. No, 2016. Oh, 2016. I mean, hung that L. Falls.

We lost to the Vols? Yeah. In Nashville. What was the 2005 stat I saw then? Was that the last time they've won a bowl game? No, because they won in 2015. I don't know what I was thinking then. They actually beat Michigan in 2005 in a bowl game.

In a bowl game? A little bowl game. That's weird? Yeah, the last time we've played in a bowl game. Dub. No, you lost in Tennessee? No, Michigan played Michigan. Last time I played Michigan in a bowl game.

Man, I got to keep up on this fucking podcast, dude. Yeah, I think 7 and 5 pretty outstanding for Nebraska. Yeah, look, I wouldn't mind a 7 and 5 a year. I was just giving my optimistic opinion. 9 and 3. We can go 9 and 3. You could. Yeah, we got fucking Justin Sims.

Jeff Sims. I know. But it's so funny that if somebody's like, yo, Will just says Justin for every first name. Should we go, uh, fan questions?

What do you got up? You. We only have one more if we want to. What bust out an ad? Bust that thing out, big don't know? That barstill house. Let's talk about our merch for a little bit,

boys and girls. We've, hey, it's been a good couple of months. Shout out Garrett for making all those things happen. You see me wearing this right now. We're in the bar stool, our bus and golf club.

And I'm also wearing the, for the boys, a classic boy right here. This thing's pretty outstanding. We had to talk with the dad hat. We're doing girl dad hat for a while. We know there's a lot of dads out there that watch the podcast that have boys. So listen, prayers have been answered. We now have a dad hat. That thing is fire. Obviously our girl dad hat, our girl dad tea, and our girl dad crew neck. So we're still pretty heavy on the girl dad category. But we have the boys out there that have both or maybe just a boy. Got your dad hats right now. You can shop now at store.barsool.com. We need this. You guys keep doing

and stuff like this, keep watching these episodes, keep subscribing, unsubscribing, resubscribing. And then, by the merch, boys, the possibilities are absolutely endless. And it's a, it's a shameful ask for me to ask you to spend your hard-earned dollars on our merchandise, but I can promise you two things. You're going to look fantastic. I'm probably you three things. You're going to look fantastic. You're going to feel more confident because you're rocking some dope-ass merch. And the third thing, let's be honest, dude. You help us do things. We can do more dope stuff and help, we all experience this thing together. Because we're with you when we're out there doing the cool shit

It's gonna be absolutely outstanding So that's really it Jackie Let's get to some fan questions To tack on Shout out G again I'm not kidding This is one of the most comfortable hoodies You will ever wear

And it's like a summer hoodie It's not too thick It's light Yeah Wear it on like a night It's got a little breeze going These hoodies I swear you will never regret buying

It's I like can't It's like a little blanket for me I just get over the shoulder I'm not even gonna wear it today But I gotta keep it close to me Just in case it gets a little chilly maybe there's a breeze. You're talking about the hoodies they sent me and Taylor?

These, the golf. Yeah. These are a fucking sweet. You took one? Well, yeah, Garrett told me. There it is the merch guy. I got a little argument with Minnesota's barstool on Twitter, and they had these shirts that come out like Life's Better in Minnesota.

Here's the reality. It's not. Minnesota is not a destination spot for anybody. There's two seasons there. There's winter and then everybody rushing, trying to fix everything they got broken during the winter seasons before the next winter comes. That hoodie right there,

that summertime hoodie is going to work perfectly in Minnesota you guys are going to be glad you bought it. So if I can get after that. Get after that. You hear a lot of good things about Minnesota in the summertime. Minnesota is beautiful in the summertime. The three months you get to do it, it's amazing. But no one retires in Minnesota.

No one does. Right? Right? Okay. I want to fuck in here, dude. Let's hear some fan questions. All right. First fan question coming from underscore T. Fish.

If you both worked at the same McDonald's for one, one month, who could work their way up to manage your fastest and why? Go ahead, brother. I'd say myself. I think the reason why is, you know, did you put me on the mic, talking to those people? Welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order? We're having absolute conversations.

We're making people feel better than when they got there. They might have a tough day. They might think I need to spoil my tummy a little bit with some of this delicious McDonald's. Have a McFluror. Guess what? When Daddy's on the mic, that ice cream machine's always open. It's always ready to rock.

So you want the McFlory? I'll clean that motherfucker myself. Make sure you're getting everything you need because we all love to make flurries. Come around that corner, we're shaking hands, we're having a good time. You're having a blessed day

as you drive through thinking, hey, I got better going to this McDonald's and you're going to come back. That's why I think, you know, a management spot would be there for me. Will? Maybe. I think right on the mic is where you belong.

I think if I was the manager, you'd be the perfect guy on the mic. Hey, Taylor's running drive-thru 24-7. We'll give you a little. pay raise. We'll give you a little bump. A little bump? Yeah. What's the minimum? What you put me to?

I'll tell you what's the minimum right now. What's minimum wage? $15 an hour. $15. I'd throw you 16 and a quarter. Hey, Will could have the management job. I want that shit. 16 and a quarter?

Let's fucking go, dude. I vote for Will for management. I vote for Will for management. Next question, Jack. Just put us against each other right away. This kind of falls in line with some current events, but who is a dream sponsor for the us. There's no free shout-out.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't know if I want to say it. Because our heart's been broken. Like, times where we've... Skip this if y'all don't want to... Times where we've wanted certain sponsors, whether it's a beer or anything else, our heart gets broken. Broken.

Because we talk about why things would be such a good fit. So it's tough to shout out somebody that they know, oh, we got these boys. Like, let's just throw them some product. I'm sure they'll be happy. Yeah. And we love free shit. Don't get us wrong. Yeah, don't get it twisted.

There's been some cool. There's been some cool sponsors out there that have been talked about and just didn't fucking come through. But don't get it twisted. There are some out there that we would enjoy. There are some big ones out there who would enjoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the next sponsor coming on in the fall is going to be the one. It'll be awesome.

Yeah. Yes. But as far as that that fucking, that white whale? I don't know about a white whale, but I know one in our heads that we both were at Barstow last week and we were. hey, this right here is awesome. I know that you didn't farm, but that's so funny. You make a fart noise around Will, dude. He will laugh his ass off.

But the timing, too. We were at Barstall last weekend, and then you just hit it. Yeah, but I think, I don't know if that one's like a white whale. No, it's not. But it is one that I think would fit us because we use it all the time. Yes. Yeah. I don't know.

I can probably say, I won't. Can we say that one? No, I wouldn't because no free shoutouts. I know. It's part of the foundation of, of our podcast. But we use it every single day. We've talked about them before.

Yeah, we have to use them every single day. But yeah, I guess no free shout-outs. And that would be cool. But what about one brand that you just know is never going to sponsor us? I think we can,

I think we're out there, bro. I think we could. But you know, like Lamborghini is never going to sponsor us. Oh, I see what you're saying. It's like Rolex. Yeah, Rolex would be one.

That was the one in my head. Like, Webster Marion. If Rolex sponsored us, that'd be, fucking awesome. Porsche? No, Porsche ain't that, dude. Yeah, you're right. I'll take a Chevy Corvette over a Porsche any day. I'm just trying to think of that big European fucking brand. Yeah, like a Bugatti. Yeah. Like a Bugatti. I'm like, yeah, that ain't happening, brother. Yeah,

that ain't happened. But I'd rather have Chevy, dude, because if we were sponsored by a company like Bugatti, it would just wouldn't fit the brand. Yeah, really wouldn't. No. Really wouldn't. But if there's a perfect partner for us. I, if brands are smart, let's play, armchair GM for fucking brands. I think if brands are smart, I think candy needs to look at us. I think fast food needs to look at us. Gas stations need to look at us.

He's a leaky gut. No, but I'm saying as much as Taylor and I, we've all argued about whether burgers, fast food, any of that stuff, I think if fast food would be smart to partner with the boys. And a flip of a coin, too, like we are into health and wellness.

So you just said all that, all the non-healthy things, but I think there's some healthy brands out there that we use on a daily basis that I think would have a lot of success with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I mentioned like unhealthy stuff, but I'm just saying if I were in those sales,

like if I were in those rooms and you're looking for brands and you just have a plethora of fucking money, that you just print money. Right. You know you're going to be in the game forever and you're trying to look at those brands that are going to influence that are going to lean here, lean there. I don't know why you wouldn't want to go busts with the boys.

That's a great point. That's why you got the management job at McDonald's. right there. I'll just sit on that mic, boys. I will just sit on that fucking mic. What else you got, Jackie? This is a fun question. This comes from our guy at Scurz 15.

If you could stop one crime forever, but in order to do that, you have to commit the crime. What crime are the boys stopping? Oh, wow. That's tough. Well, the first thought of murder, right? Yeah.

But then there's... You lose your life. Oh, we lose our life or we commit the crime. No, you commit the crime. But do they have to do the time for their crime? If we get caught. You're the cop. You are the cop, boss.

Here's the one that you really want to stop. But you can't do or wouldn't ever want to do. And that's the kids with the guys with kids, right? That's the number one thing. It's like, can we fuck? What are we doing? I was trying to figure where you were going. doing.

Dude, but I'm saying, that's a bad place. But I'm not, I'm not committing that to save that, but also you're like, it's fucking a deal. That's what you do?

No, I said I wouldn't do it. I'm just saying, that's the shit you want to stop. But I'm not committing that. I didn't even know that was in your brain. What, trying to save children?

Sorry, brother. I'm out here trying to save the kids, dude, the youth. When you have kids, you see that danger out there, it's the scariest thing on earth. That shit happening.

The scariest possible thing to happen to be happening. I would definitely want you to do that one, so that would stop. Oh, fucking. You got the management job, dude. Like, take this one. So take this one. That's a fucking, that's fucked.

Right? But I would, um... Murder. I don't know, somebody. Yeah, murder. For the betterment of the fucking world. Yeah. For the betterment of the world. Absolutely murder.

Because the other stuff's too dark. Somebody we're at war with that we need to take down. That's who I'd fucking murder. Putin. Theo, man. Oh, no, I mean, I wouldn't murder Theo. But you just said Theo. And the boy's been quiet.

He wanted to start fucking beef. And now he's been really quiet. He has been quiet. He lets his little dick riders out there fucking... Yeah. They're all out there in Louisiana too. There's a few of them out there in Louisiana. They ain't nothing to do out there in Louisiana.

So yeah, it makes sense that they want to go. Ain't nothing to do it. And they were trying to insult me and Will. I couldn't understand a fucking word they were saying. Yeah. Couldn't understand a damn word they were saying. Yeah, Dian needs to get his game up, dude. He hit a CTE joke and an injury joke on us and he thought it was over?

Yeah, he's been gone ever since. He's been going ever since. Fuck deal. There's one more question that I feel like we could incorporate a fun game with, but it's just what game show would you guys

feel most confident on to win? And I have... Taylor and I are a duo? Yeah, or you can go against each other, but I also, I'm pulling up an online family feud if you guys wanted to run one round just to see who would...

I don't know if family feud would be the game. I think it'd be something where Taylor and I, it's like you've got to understand the inside language, like a charades fucking. What is the game we always play that's a game within a game within a game? Those are like, those aren't

code names. Code names. Yeah Will and I rush code names together. Those are board games. I'm talking like a game show. Game show? Like the price is right, dealer no deal family feud, yeah. Who wants to be in the middle of the air? We are not going to, we're not going to make it past the

we wouldn't make it past the fourth round because you have you get three lifelines. Hey, what's the, what's the game? Like back when I was like on Nickelodeon temples, uh, Hidden Temple? Legend of the Hidden Temple. What's that? Pull that up. The Hidden Temple. Taylor and I, I think Taylor and I would do good in that game.

Yeah. This guy. Legends of the Intern. I remember this game. What's the premise? You get to like going to, uh... It's almost like an obstacle course. Yeah, like an obstacle course.

And then you're like going in this fucking, this temple. And you're trying to like find these... What's Survivor be? What are the pieces called? It's a fun game, too. I think we do so. I think we do saw it at that. Oh, it's coming back.

Hack? Artifacts. Is it artifacts? The Legends of the Head Temple was my fucking jam as a kid. What about Survivor? What about like Survivor? Would that be considered a game show? Like a team one? In there? I mean, you bring back what's the shit that Theo was in? Road rules? Real world road rules? I think we do solid at that. I think we'd crush that. Yeah, yeah.

We would crush that. Anything involving Ticken and knowing that we had each. I was back and like we couldn't we couldn't fucking backstab each other. Yeah. Because the opportunity to backstab is when. It's when you start flirting with that idea. Yeah, that's when it would become a big issue for us. Because Will and I.

And it's not that we want to backstab each other. It's just that we're so much in the self-preservation that we just don't trust the other one. Yeah. Because we would start knocking out contestants. And then when you knew that's like a top 10 or a top five and it was really willing down, that's when we would let the. evil thoughts to really prevail. We have to think we have to take the other out because that's,

that's the biggest threat in the game. Yeah. Yeah. And I, I, it's just a, it's a tip of the gap. Yeah, it's a tip of the gap. It's a respect to the gap. It's a respectful thing to do. Like when Will and I play risk online with the boys, Will and I always are kind of on a team, but we're never on a team.

Yeah. Because we see one of us getting too strong and it's like, we got to do whatever we can to make sure this man doesn't win. It's also one of those things where we just hate to see somebody else. one of the other win. Good questions. I don't think we answered any of them. We have any more questions?

We want to pet people? They run the Family Feud around. Oh, you want to do it? We want to do that? Let's go. All right. Family Feud. We are going to be on a team

because I think it goes against like a computer. Does he go first? I go first? Well, I think so because you get to, they give you an option or like a questionnaire. And then you have 60 seconds and you're trying to guess, obviously, like the most guest answer.

last round, right, where we're saying, name something that's blah, blah, blah, and you say what word? So Will goes first? Y'all are all, y'all really in the same team. We're on the same team. We say something different. Well, we just have to agree on what we're going to push. You want to get the highest picked answer. Dude, fuck Louise. Round one. Round one.

Family feud. Name some. Go ahead, Jack. Name something people usually find once they stop looking for it. I'm good with that. Whoa, what happened to the monitor? Welcome back. Wait, we broke the game. All it was not on there

Oh The screen went out I know You'll Something else Keys Yeah that's Yeah that's a

Keyes Number one with 75 Let's go That's a good one Brother That's a good one Another one You got 30 seconds left

Another one Something you look for Is something you stop looking for Once you find it Yes If we already got keys That we won Right

Because we have the number one We got to keep going Phone Do we say phone Say phone Say phone Oh not on there Charger?

I don't know. You're not on there either. You know you're trying to find that shirt. Toys? Boys. How is wallet not on there, dude? We got to think of something. There's only how many seconds left?

It's done, but we also... Did your computer go out? Ask 100 people. We got the one with 75. We won the round. We got more points than you could have got any... But they get the seal. If Louisa hits it, then they win the round.

We hit 87. We had 75. Fuck Louisa, dude. What did she say? What were the answers? Let me see. One was like happiness. That's gay.

Actually gay. Took the words right out of my mouth. All right. There we go. We're in. Here we go. That was a warm up around. Yeah, I was one.

Name a public place where you might see that word, Jack. Corling. Corling lovers make a scene. A store. Yeah. A park. Yeah, definitely park. All right.

Park, 25. Amusement. That's also... That's park. That'd be park. Party. What? Bar. Bar.

Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one, Will. 30 seconds left. Fuck, all right. Make a scene? Would it be theater? Movie theater? I don't think that's it, dude.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Movie 11. What would be the number one place you would see at quarreling lovers make a scene? House? School? House or school. School could be good.

Go school. Go school. Louise Louise got She got 61 So what we do now Restaurant The Louis Scott

Oh he tied That's all right one more round Yeah Round three triple points Name a fat animal Hippo Oh good one Elephant

That's a good one Type an elephant Whale What about? What? What about Rhino? Give me rhino. I got, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, slow down.

Cow, cow could be a good one. Pig. That's a good one. That's a good one. Pig number one, let's go. Would you say bear over cow? There's hibernate. I would go cow over bear.

It's like the human end. You got to go cow, too. All right, cow, go cow. Let's go. All right, you want to hit bear? Uh, we have 50s. There's only gonna be less than eight. Yeah, I mean, there's only gonna be...

We're gonna win. I don't know, bro. Luisius balling out there. Go bear. Go bear. There's five seconds. Got it. Got it.

Good shit, JP. Who said, Kat? We had one second left. I'll just throw on something in. Wall wrist. That's a good one too. That shouldn't be five. We just dominated.

Dominated. Fast money round. 100 points to win a bonus All right Santa Claus is having a going out of business sale Tell me something that might end up for sale They slay train They slay

It's a good one Oh yeah All right we don't tell us an after phone Go go go phone Bone phone Bone Yes Name a word that comes up

Uh Food Food food food food Full food Cookies Alright whatever Name something you might be holding in your hand when you're in the bathtub.

Soap. Yes. Bubbles? All right. Name something. People dye a different color. Hair. Yeah, that's a good one. Hair. Type in hair. Boom. Time alarm.

Food. They're fucking on the phone. We dominated. Get hair. Let's fucking go, dude. That's a number. That's a great fucking phone three. That's crazy. That's crazy. What was y'all said? What you check first thing when you wake up?

They said time. They said time or alarm was the number one. Yeah. Yeah. Phone is. God damn. You're of your alarm set. You know what time it is.

His passion wakes him up. Yeah. That's passion wakes him up. Oh, fuck me, dude. Oh, Peeve of the week. Can we hit Peeve of the Week and then Tear Talk? All right. Peave of the Week.

Start with Blossy. It is your show. This is my first Pee of the Week. in Canada for when it started. I'm hive. I know what mine is. I'm high for Taylor to be here too and do peeve of the week. I want to first let me get flowers before Blas goes. Your peeve of the week is my number one peep. Really? It's my number one. Fires me up. People, especially here in Nashville because I go to other parts of the country, people don't do it. When you have to turn left, pull out past the gore point, I believe what it's called. And fucking get ready.

So when it turns yellow, you see those cars slowing down, you might go and your buddy behind you might be able to go. And may I throw out another tip for everybody? Tip of the week. the other Just the tip of the week When the light turns red That other light for the other traffic It's not going to turn green

For like three seconds Three seconds You still have a buffering period In that red light So when that light turns red You still got a two, three second window If the person in front Does what they're supposed to do

A minimum of two people Should make that light turning left Yeah, I agree And you know the majority Are checking their phone out the red light Anyway so you probably have an additional Two to three seconds But if you

Mark Yes, that's coming from a cop That's from a cop Yeah that's yeah Fuck yeah. All right. Pee for the week, boss. Pee for the week, brother. All right.

So my pet peeve of the week. A POTW. I might be, I might be alone here. What? I'm just crazy. I might be alone here, but this is something that pisses me off all the time. It's when whenever I call somebody and they answer the phone, they're in their car, and they have their AirPods in.

And you can't hear a single damn thing they're fucking saying. That shit pisses me off so much. immediately hang up. So if you're the kind of person that answers your phone while wearing AirPods, like, God damn, man. You're an asshole. All right. Part of me feels like

this is not going anybody by flight. Jack, you're a guy that does that. I see you a lot. You have your headphones and I assume they're in your ear in the car too. I guess. Hey, that was a good way to wear that. That was a solid way to make me feel stupid

and also wear it and win that conversation. My pet food of the week is when you order food online. When people make accusations about your character that I'm fucking false. About your character. No, it's when you order food online and you specifically pay for extra sauce and you don't get the sauce. Oh, that's a good one. Like, it's one thing if you don't, like, let's say you get wings and they don't give you ranch, that's a crime in itself. But when you spend like 59 cents or whatever for an extra sauce and doesn't come, that shit gets under my skin.

Yeah, where's that money going, dude? Yeah, it's like... Who knows? There's something... There's a bigger force at play, but yeah, that's my... It's a really good one, bro. That's a really good pet peeve of the week. My pet peeve of the week is when...

Might end up being weird. But when your shower gets clogged and water starts to huddle at the bottom and you're just standing in water when you're showering. Trying to be clean. So in this, I'm also going to shout out Drano We're clearing that I don't know for shout out

There's a little mix in there But I can't stand Like you're clean You get out of the shower And there's some weird thing Where it's like I've been standing in dirty water Pepi people of the week

That's interesting When I was a young buck I used to fucking You love that Purpously plug it To build it up And pretend like I'm in a fucking Waterpart storm

In the ocean Yes You know what I mean It starts rising It's like we gotta fucking Get out of here We gotta get out of here Yeah

Make an absolute mess Yeah All right interesting Pappy people shower in there. I survived. And we made it. It was close. Thank God, brother. All right. Ducky made it too in case you're wondering.

Oh. My pet people of the week is also probably very specific to me, but it goes along with people wasting things. I hate inefficient sprinkler systems. It bugs me so much when I watch it just spraying half of a street. I'm like, somebody put this in, and it's not a hard thing to just set up right. Right. So like what are we doing just wasting all this water? How well versed you in irrigation?

Yeah, exactly. Like, let's figure this out. It bugs me so much. Dude, that happened yesterday. I walked out, took the dogs out before they had to go to bed. And sure enough, one of my sprinklers, it was like fucking, I'm like, what are we doing here? We're wasting water. I'm with you on that, JP.

I'm with you. Oh, if they're on in the rain, too, yes. Yeah. That's funny. I love hearing that pet beep, too. It's like those little internal, like. individualized too. It's my dude, my neighbor across the street growing up.

It always happened. I just remember walking outside to go up to the pool and seeing it every time stopping and look at. I'm like, what's y'all's deal? And then walk up to practice. That is cool. Yeah. Willie? Can I be honest?

Go ahead. It's 2023. Stop calling me. Like, stop calling me. You called me today. If you can't just shoot me a text, no, I feel that. we have a like friendship you know what I mean like I was going to tell you I ran out of gas I thought it was funny but uh man like if you can't just shoot a text these days or even a little voice

message like I'm just not I never get excited seeing somebody calling him like who is this or like the fuck I can't wait to hear what said here that it couldn't be a text message that's my pet peeve of the week I don't know about that one but I don't share the same I know I like a good FaceTime. I know you do. Yeah. I know you do. I only face time

of the couple people. You're one of them. Yeah, but I do, thank you for getting that insurance policy out. Because. I'm just saying, like, and I feel like, too,

maybe that's like my introvertedness coming out. Like sometimes I'm just not trying to be a social person on the phone. I get it. It ain't nothing personal. I'm just saying, like, the majority of the time

I'm not excited to answer the phone. God damn it, what is this going to be about? Then you sit there and talking. All I'm looking for is like, oh yeah, this could have been a text message. Oh, yeah, that's good. and they want to talk way longer.

Yes. All right. Will does not like talking to people. Do not call Will. My pet people of the week is going to be more specific to me. I like to see things through. I like to know when I'm, I finish something.

And it's something that's always bugged me since I was little was if I have a glass, I'm at a restaurant and if I have a glass of water and somebody comes and refills my water before I can finish the water, shit pisses me off. And a lot of people are probably like, oh, it's good, that's good service to always. You're half full and they fill it all the way up.

Dude, I like to see it through. I feel like I have to restart the journey of finishing my water. So my pepiv of you the week goes to when you don't just let me accomplish finishing that glass of water. Refilling it. Waiters and waiters and waitresses out there. That's, dude. And they come, I hate when they come at the end of your meal and fill it up. Bro, you're wasting water.

Oh, my God. It's over. Give me the check. You guys hate wasting water. Yeah, Jay and I did. Because when they refilled off. And Leo, dude, we're trying to save the world. Right.

Dude. I take it as a challenge. I'm like, oh, you don't think I'm drinking fast enough. Oh, really? Yeah. Dude. I do, it doesn't happen for me all the time because sometimes you're having good vibes at dinner. But when the check doesn't come out fast enough.

That's a big one for me. I just gave up two pet peeves in the week. I know. I got a lot of peeves. I got a lot of peeves. And another one. But that is frustrating, dude. And when's like, dinner comes out.

You're finished. Everyone's obviously. Then somebody. comes, the bus boy clears the plates. And you don't see your waiter awaits for the whole time. Like five, ten minutes. It's like, brother, can we just get this check? Yeah. So we can go. Taylin, when she finishes a meal,

she might as well be in the fucking car. Like she is done, brother. She wants to leave. What's that? Yeah. You know, like me? Oh, it's a three-hour fucking dinner, man. Yeah. It's your own voice. Yeah. It's your own boys that get you. He said Dave, Dave Portnard. Like when I left that

dinner early, that was a three-hour fucking dinner. 1130, I still saying tent toes down on that. That was a while. He got blown out of proportion way too much. Way too much. And I know KFC literally took me to the side when I said that. He's like, don't say that. It was.

Yeah, I'm with you. I agree. I thought of that it was blown out of proportion. But we'll never go to dinner with Dave again. But I somehow fell victim to that. I wasn't even at the dinner. But here we are. Hey, that POTW, I'm telling you, that's a good,

that's a good segment. I like the P for the week. Yeah, we got a lot of segments, dude. We got a lot of segments coming up. We need it. We're building more. Yeah, dude. I'm excited for a, a segment with a twist.

You know? We should get a segment with a twist eventually. But hey, when one segment ends, another one starts. Yes. Let's hit some fucking tier talk, boys. Can we take five? Can we take five for Best Dorito flavor of all time? Yeah.

Shall I? Start? Sure. Up my chest. No honorable mention. I'm going to go right into Tier 3 for Doritos for Doritos for Dorito Talk, though 182 flavors. that was a little bit overwhelming.

I'm sure there's a lot of Doritos I would like to enjoy that could be on the honorable mention list. So for that reason, I will leave it off. My Tier 3, Flaming Hot Doritos. I am a flaming hot kind of guy. I like a little bit of spice. I like my colon that gets fucked up a little bit the next day. So my tier three, flaming hot Doritos.

My tier two, near and dear to my heart, nostalgia, all of it, bringing it together. The top Dorito of all time growing up, Cool Ranch Doritos. That is my tier two. And my tier one, my favorite flavor. Anytime I'm out of party. whether it's a Super Bowl party, a little bit of get together.

And I see that purple bag. I see that sweet chili. That is my favorite Dorito chip. That is my tier list. That's my tier talk, boys. I got spicy sweet chili, pool ranch, flaming hot Doritos. Excellent. Hot breath.

Variety. Elite. Tasty. Hmm. Wait, wait. All right. Do you want to go second? I'll go second. Got to get them out. I got to get it out.

My, man, my tear talk for Doritos is, I have to give out an honorable mention. And that goes, probably everyone's first time trying a Dorito, and that's the OG cheddar. Not the best one by any means, but it gets you into the gateway of trying Doritos for the first time. And it is very special. My number three. Is it nother cheese? There's a white cheddar out there. It could be.

Getting flamed by the boys for saying. It's not going to cheese. You're right. My time. My tier three is going to go to flaming hot nacho cheese. I do like a little spicy. I consider myself a spicy boy as well. And I do like it.

I like the warmth. I like the warmth. Your lips are a little stingy and that cheddar flavor. It's delicious. My tier two, when you do go to the parties, you do feel that, you get that moment. You see that purple bag, dude, and it's going to go to spicy, sweet chili as well. And my number one, especially when you get towards the bottom. of the bag. Not all the way down to the crumbs, but right in that middle to lower part of the bag.

And it's really seasoned up is going to go to, uh, ranch Doritos. Cool ranch Doritos. Yeah, my bad dude. Tough deer talking. Take it easy. Yeah, tough to your talk. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, I'm fine. I gotta cool down. I gotta cool down. I got to cool down over here. That's my tier talk, dude. Solid. Flavorful. Confused. Exact same. Finger licking. Finger sucking.

Hifenated. Old Testament. Solid. I just realized everybody's done with their single word. Who's up? Who's going? I'll go. Easy.

My honorable mention is going to go to the dynamita. It's a little like tequito. Yeah, the tequito looking thing. Pretty good. The chili lime one is pretty good. Talk about the lip thing, burning. That'll get you right. Tier three is going to go to the classic nacho cheese.

Tier 2 Spicy Nacho And Tier 1 is Spicy sweet chili Decent Easy Ficy Ficing

Ficine and solid TEP Joseph Fabular is tremendous Um Tier 3 Baked Doritos Tier 2

I will go Spicy sweet chili for all the same reasons. And tier one will be spicy nacho 100%. There you cannot beat spicy nacho Doritos. My tier one used to be regular nacho cheese ones,

but once I was introduced to spicy, it booted nacho cheese all the way out. To like Cool Ranch's last. The other nacho cheese is right like right before it. That's my list. do as you will baked

um rolling huh no question mark I have a thing for baked chips I like all the baked chips I like bake lays baked

baked barbecue baked Doritos I love them baked lays are solid but it's when all the other chips are gone no question no I'll like choose it

they're not bad but I'll choose it Now we'll stand on that Um Tier 3 Oh yeah Flaming hot lemon I thought you were doing like a

Suspensful weight No just you know Brain fart Flaming hot lemon Yeah It's it's got a nice little zest to it You get the spice You get the lemon

You're good Tier 2 Tier 2 and 1 are really a tie for me But I'm just Tier 2 Cool Ranch A classic Tier 1

spicy, sweet chili. Yeah. There's only three really out there. Three or four, in my opinion. That's where I'm at. Boy, Bloss. Mine are pretty straightforward. Oh, yeah, you're one word.

You're one word. Cultured. Cultured. Late night. Levertown. Bitch. B-O-T. And for back on track.

That would have been crazy. Damn, Will, I hit you with an elite. I just wanted to say bitch, honestly. I have nothing against it. Literally, cool, rants, spicy, sweet chili. Yeah, so similar. Yeah, I think that tier three is something I would like to try. But I just wanted to say that.

I thought would have heard much more. All right. Go ahead, Blas. Mine's pretty classic. Although the Flaming Hots were a new introduction that I really liked, especially because I love Hot Cheetos. So when they added that, when they added that, that element to the

deritos that really got me excited so spicy spicy spicy nacho Doritos tier three

regular regular Doritos the nacho Doritos and then my tier one's cool range OG

lunch table classic Hispanic Hispanic I actually wanted you to say tepatio I just did for like a drool oh

um classic. What were you going to say Hispanic? Yeah. I was. Well, that was fun. That's a good episode. It was fun.

Hey, Thursdays are for the boys. For the boys. JP had a great idea on his segment about getting a phone line, having people call in for the boys Thursdays. Voicemails. So what, you would have people call in, leave a voicemail before the show,

and then as you're doing the live, like run the voice mail. Your number, JP. I tell it that if we get a million people in the Instagram live, I'm leaking Taylor's number. That's funny. We've got time. Is IG live the move?

It is the move. Tuesday nights. I know you've been on it for, I've been on it for a while. I've always dabbled with a weekend whiskey, but it's like whenever we're like trying to be on track, not drinking that alcohol, it's almost like getting hammered off whiskey with everybody on the weekend.

He's doing live? Yeah. Yeah. Do you mind if I leave? the listeners was something to think about. Absolutely. How would you guys, you know, like the location the Bahamas is in, how would you say that, that area?

Bahamas. No, no, it's like the, that land of water, that water, that part of water is the what? Caribbean. How do you all say it? Caribbean. Caribbean? What do you all say? Caribbean.

Caribbean. I always want, I say Caribbean and boat, how do you say Pirates of? Caribbean. I wonder why. I don't know why. I'm Will Tell. Think about that. Yeah, subscribe.

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