Bussin' With The Boys - Best Of Season 3

Episode Date: December 29, 2021

What a year it has been for the bus. There is no better way to finish up 2021 than highlighting the best of the best and reliving the moments with guests like Derrick Henry, Maxx Crosby, Dale Jr., and Scott Frost, all the way to Portnoy. Lil Sas, Big Cat, Rone, Ern and Jelly Roll just to name a few. Episodes 80 - 90 (00:00 - 23:30) Episodes 91 - 100 (23:32 - 40:33) Episodes 101 - 110 (41:30 - 1:00:58) Episodes 111 - 120 (1:01:44 - 1:21:42) Episodes 121 - 129 (1:21:42 - 1:34:40) Thank you everyone so much for the support all year, we have a lot of big plans for 2022 that we can't wait to share with you guys. Happy New Year, stay safe out there, and as always Be A F*cking Wolf ----- EARN YOUR WOLF: Want to be featured on our Instagram Story? Screenshot this episode, tag @bussinwtb, and share it to your Story. The Boys will take care of the rest... ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Chevy: Chevy Silverado - The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. WhistlePig Whiskey: Visit barstool.link/piggybackryesmash for more info and make sure you grab a box in select stores! Rhoback: Go to https://barstool.link/bussin and use the code BUSSIN for 20% off your first order! Roman: Go to https://barstool.link/RomanBWTB you can get your first month of Swipes for just $5, when you choose a monthly plan.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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because maybe my opinion really doesn't matter as much as I think it does. But, Dory Jackson. Well, maybe I'm not going to tweet that out because I've never played corner before, right? maybe I should tell this U.S.C. Cornerback that was drafted 18 overall. He's trashed. But I've never played corner at USC. So maybe I shouldn't say anything at this moment.

Now, this is my podcast, and people don't want to let to talk when I ask them to. So if someone's grabbing their mic right now in front of me, they need to. They need to. Adori is, I probably shouldn't say that.

And what do we have said about that at Garrett? Okay. See, boom. Hey, boom. Yes. But Will goes viral again. And you think he made a great play. What's he got next?

What's the next big thing that Will's going to do? Right? Well, he did an amazing job. Will comes him. Will calls me the day before he becomes a viral sensation on every single sports platform. He calls me. And I'm going to show you the face he gave me right now. So it's like, bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo boom.

And I'm like, hey, and I got, oh, what the, what happened? Like this is my head. Right, in my mind, maybe he's in the middle of the haircut, right? Like, I'm thinking like, okay, maybe he's not fully done yet. He's Barbara needed to take a break. And he goes, he just looks at me like this. Oh, dude, he looks at me like, so? The next clips are from episode 81.

Johnny Mansell came in. Same draft class as your favorite tackle to watch now, me, was on Mike's podcast, Mike Studs podcast or just Mike's podcast. Shout out his podcast, you never know. Johnny was on there and started saying things that, he wished he handled things better in Cleveland. And one thing led to another, and he said he wasted two years of your life.

When you hear stuff like that, guy with talent like he did in college and obviously it was what it was, what do you think about that kind of stuff? Do you have any animosity towards him? No, I like Johnny a lot. I even liked him when he was my teammate, even though he was doing knucklehead stuff,

like showing up drunk of meetings and practice, and not given any sort of effort. Joe Thomas, big fan of Joe Thomas. I love the guy. He and I had a couple situations. I was at the game. He was playing his last football game was against the Titans. And he went down with a tricep.

There was an awkward situation ride. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to go jog up to him. Oh, you've got it ready. And I went to give him a little pat in the ass, and I patted him, and that way I tailed off. And let me tell you, that might have not been much for Joe, but that was a nice.

And the pat on the ass We don't say dumb shit in the media We say dumb shit on our media You know what I'm saying? And then we tweet them shit Yeah But we When you see us

Talking to the Titans media Yeah Well they're a hell of a team And they're gonna do There's no bullets And we're burp born in the tier like that Buck gets all mad Because we don't give answers

Like hey you want to hear that Just go subscribe to the podcast Swallow the marbles in your throat dude You know what I'm saying? Buck For God's sakes But we're on the We're all for the bonus.

Oh, that was a good one. Hey, that was a good one, dude. Oh, I'll tell you. Hey, Buck, we're gonna laugh. Swallow the marbles in your mouth, dude. You piece of shit. You know, Bucks don't send us like, oh, there's guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is episode 82 featuring Devin White. We got to get Devin White hosting. What are you wanting to host? The Kentucky Derby. The Kentucky Derby? Like, I had when they did the Louisiana Derby that said, New Orleans and I was a good whole step. Like, you know, you're going to, you know, you're going to show, talk to the people,

you walk around, you know, you just do all the hullabaloo. Yeah, yeah. Interview people, how you're doing. We will use this clip and pub you and try to get to the Kentucky Derby that Devin White. Actually, I can really talk voices. That's the crazy thing. I know Von Miller, he and the chickens. Like, so what y'all bring him to the Derby for?

Y'all need me. You do anything for me? You just said, you would be doing anything for you? you do anything for me? I mean. If somebody kicked in the door to this bus right now, put a gun to my head and said that you,

guy with the black hat and the black shirt on, you got to suck this dude off. You got to suck Bloss off. To save your life. Otherwise, I'm going to kill this guy. He doesn't even know who I am. He doesn't know my name. To save your life,

I got to suck Bloss off. Yeah. Does he have to finish? The Bill's Mafia is the most, like, legit, over-the-top fan base of all time. I almost signed with them

my free agency year. That's when I found out I had the old tumor that got downgraded to assist in my brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go, I get my C-spine MRI from stingers I've had in the past, and the dot pulls me in and says, you think this could be a tumor.

And we're not talking about football right now. We think that, you know, it'd probably be better if you go home to take a better look from a neurologist to look at your brain because this could be a tumor. Redskinskin send me up. I fly back to D.C. that night. Go get a brain MRI right away. I'm walking up the stairs,

and the neuro-radialologist is looking at my... my MRI. He's on the phone with our Redskins doctor. I was like, you know, we might have to look at getting this thing removed. This is just what I'm seeing. We'll send it to our neuro and I'm listening to the conversation. I come outside and then the person who walked me up knocks on the door is like, hey, Will's out here. He's like, all right, hey, I'll call you back. Hanks up the phone. He says, Will, what's going on? How you doing? Come on in, blah, blah. And I'm like, hey, I overheard what you're saying. Like, just let me know what you see right here. And he's like, you know, we don't fully know what we have, but you see this outline. He's saying, you see all this

stuff around this white mass that's in my cerebellum. He's like, you might be done playing football. Like, we might have to get this cut out. You know, you get a titanium play put in. You might be able to still play. I'm like, look, I'm not, if I have some tumor that I got, get removed, I'll be done playing football. Like, you're not, just, just tell me what you think it is. And he's like, this could be a cancerous tumor, blah, blah, blah. We'll know more tomorrow when we talk to the neurologist or the neuroscientists, whatever they're called. And so I call my dad, because I'm on my dad and I'm like, hey, don't tell mom. He's getting a little choked up. up, it's starting to bring back a little memories for the board.

Yeah. And so I go home and I'm like, this is what they are thinking it is. How am I going to tell, you know, Charo and everybody else? The neurologist calls the next day. He's like, Will, I know you've probably been sweating it up all night, but I, I promise you, this is not a tumor. This is not cancerous. You just have a cyst.

I believe that you've had this cyst in your brain the entire time since birth. He's like, you're just going to have to get this checked out semi-annually. But you're going to be fine. I just want you to know that. So thank God. So I actually just got my brain MRI last week. and there's been barely any growth, but he's like,

it's still a sis, like you're fine. Now, episode 83 with the boy, Dennis Kelly. Put it up and then Keith calls like four more dudes up and this is kind of just standing over me. He's standing over me.

And I'm like, you know, I'm like, hey, Dennis, go back to your chair. And he's like, I got, sorry.

Like, it was really, I didn't think anything of it. So I remember this, because I remember you saying like, you know, what are you doing? Yeah.

I don't know where I am right now. And I sit down and, bench chair. That's right. And that's what I tell you, like, what? Like, the fuck is going on with you. Yeah. And I said, you need, like, you need to get someone.

So we, though, this is as, like, I just got goosebumps. Yeah, this is as we're finishing everything up, then it's like, you need to get somebody. And literally, Dennis is like, you can tell, like, Dennis is trying to communicate something, but he just, you just can't. And he's like, tears are coming down his eyes, but he's not showing expression. Yeah.

You can tell, like, this dude has having an internal struggle that he can't communicate. He's, like, trapped in his body. Yeah. So I'm, I'm hitting boost. He's down the hallway, right? Shubbing people out of the fucking way, getting to the trainers, kicking down the door,

getting Adrian and Todd. Doors open, you kick it anyway. I closed it. I closed it. And I got to him, hey, something's happening with Dennis,

we gotta go. And they start spreading something like, oh, this shit's real. Hey, I got a cool story about it. It was the first time I came back to Michiganers in the summertime

I had a court to go to. And I was on state sheet with my boys. It was like the main road there. And that we're getting after it. Like, it's summertime. We are getting the fuck after it. Like we have many pools.

I'm sitting in that pool. And I'm peeding that thing about 16 times. I drank about 17 beers. Yeah. Well, Woodson pulls up. He sees me and he pulls up and I'm with all my college boys. And Winston's like, well, come here. And I'm like, holy fucking strong.

Woods and no doubt. Yeah. That's cool as shit. He came up, dat me up. And he's like, hey, you're going to think. And I'm going to be there. Like, you know, now I'm Mr. Cool guy, right? Like, I'll be there.

Yeah. I showed up to that damn thing so drunk. Like, hey, there was about halfway through Jake Long's wife's like, hey, it's probably time to go home. Got my eyes fucking thrown out of there, dude. Now we're going to get into episode 84, Michael Chandler. But there was one time, very relevant right now, because next week when this thing comes out, there will be a player who is playing in the Super Bowl.

They got picked up and slammed on his back flat at a Missouri wrestling party. Did you? Oh, really? Yes. Was it you? Yes. Let's go. That's the whole of the story is Blaine Gabbard.

So, Blaine Gabbard is that. Blaine was awesome when he was here, too. He'd come into games and we always, I got a good laugh at this because like Marcus would go out or something like that and Blame him being, all right, boys, watch Daddy spin it. But hell yeah.

So he goes, we're playing the Colts one time. He goes, all right, boys comes in and watch Daddy spin the shit. This is the middle of the game? Middle of the game. Because Marcus goes down. And it was like, we're like five plays. I got a little breath on me. And he's like, all right, boys.

Daddy spit it. And me and like Ben Jones looking at each other like all right, dude. Call like a quick three step pass. Like we have to go cut. So I go cut. Totally miss my cut. So I'm like laying all my stuff on my,

on my butt looking at it. I'm like, you better get that ball out before I give up a sack. Yeah. He rips the ball right into the chest of Darius Leonard. The first playback,

dude. And he takes it. You're putting money in the bank too. It's like maybe you'll never think about that sacrifice that you just made again. But eventually when the going gets tough in the fourth quarter when the team needs you, your performance is.

is going to soar because of the money in the bank that you put in the discipline, the missing out, the FOMO, all of that turns into athletic achievement. Going back to being selfish, I spent a lot of time away from my son, the first couple years of his life now because of training camp. But in order to be the selfless dad, the selfless dad that he needs, I need to be selfish. So that just like we talked about, the 40-year-old Michael, I think about him, it's also going to be that same guy who is very unhappy with himself if he cut corners in his career, didn't spend time away from his family that I needed to in order to get everything I possibly can out of this career and this opportunity, because I know the regret of living that life is much worse than

the little bit of missing out on time together right now. This next clip is from Will's favorite player, one of Will's favorite players growing up, Chad Johnson, or Chad Ochosinko, whichever you prefer, Chad. What I did, everyone I had a child with was based on their DNA and athletic background. That's genius. It had nothing to do with how fine you were or how you look.

So it was strategic. Every time. Hey, a man's playing chess. It had nothing to. It had nothing to pulling out. It was strategic. I don't care anything about bad bitches and all that shit. Hey,

if I wanted models, I don't want fucking models. I'm going to fucking athletes. What did you do in high school? Show me some fucking tape. Yo, I'm the ratings adjuster for EA. Oh, yeah, that's right. That shit's funny.

With gist receivers? Oh, everybody. Not a lot of old linemen on that, Madden adjuster. I'll tell you what we need to get the boy taken care of. Yeah, my shit's terrible. He's been like, I don't play mad and so. He's been like low 80s every year. I know what I'm saying?

Three-time Pro Bowl. We need a little bit more respect on my man's name. I don't need to be good in real life. I just need to be good in the game. You know what I got you? I got a decent rating. Yeah, 84. Boy, he got boosted to a 69.

You actually got boosted. I saw the tweet. Somebody said, thank you. Thank you. I went from a 68 to a 69. Fuck around. You know what I'm saying? How that happened?

Ballin? episode 86 with Derek Henry Hey I hate Bamma I would say has probably the most busts in the NFL Hey I fucking hate Alabama Of any NFL team If you look at

At Bamma like there's the Derek Henrys That are good Dante High Tower Whoa hold on What are you trying to say? You do not want to say Bama has If you have a lot of guys

I want to try and help you But I'm nervous They have a lot of guys That do well in the league But they have so many bus. Who? How many dudes you want to start calling guys out?

I can go out. I don't want to start saying name. It did happen against the Washington football team that Josh did try to hurt Derek. And that's the reason why I went over there after the game to do the arrow thing because that was his jaunty little joyful, whatever. He had a fun. He had a fun little. Let's not try to say each other.

Remember the next year? No, what do you say? Remember he sent the cup? He sent me a cup? Yeah. So when you did that to him, Ryan, that's right. Ryan, Ryan, uh, from Hang 10 sent him at Taylor Luan as my dad's shirt to Washington Park. He got it. And then after Taylor had, uh, tested for the PED thing, Josh went back

through his like assistant or whatever and tried finding the address where the shirt came from. And, uh, he goes, you'll never guess what he sent to, to my house. And he goes, I opened it. And it was a, uh, it was a piss cup. You know what it is? It's like, they know us. They watch film. They know what's coming. And you still. can't stop it. And when you do, just know we're coming right back at you. Might not play you the next year, but when we play you again, just know, we ain't forget.

And we come right back at you. You know what I love about the line, because we, it's all in tied together. You said, we might not play you next year, but just know we're coming back to you. Who are you talking about? We all know who you're talking about. Next up, we got the boy, Nate Bargotsie. The hardest part for comedy, I think, is when you don't go blow up super quick, is watching everybody past you. And then, like, you're just around everybody and they're shooting past you and they're going to this crazy level.

And then you're kind of feel like you're just slow. And you're like staying there. And it's very hard to not, just to kind of be like, all right, I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing. I think I can get to that level. It's not going to be at the time that I want. But I'll get there eventually. And so you just kind of stay your pace and just. Right. We get like wondering eyes because it's hard to like just focus on what you're doing

because everybody always says a cliche, control what you can control. Yeah, that is a cliche, but that's like the truth, the reality that you have to do. I'm on stage and there's just two couples that are together and they're sitting in the front, no one else in the room and I'm on stage and I'm kind of, I got to keep talking to keep them there until we can get some more people in so it feels like a show. Yeah. And then the two girls get up and just stand next to me and they just take a picture. Like I'm on stage. You're on stage performing. You're doing your thing.

And they just got up as if I was just a sign. It's the least respect I've ever been shown in my life. Episode 88 with the Joker, George Kittle and the homie, T.J. Hawkinson. It was 150 yards and two touchdowns in your first game of their NFL. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead.

It was like 120 some yards. Go ahead. 120. And a touchdown. 1201. But then the next game, I think I had 70-something. I think I had seven yards and one catch. And I was like, after the first game, I was like, God, damn, this is easy.

This is easy. Oh, this is the NFL? The NFL is stupid easy. What are we doing? You know? And then I had, that's a clip. Seven yards. Nothing.

Super humbling. Yeah. And then I broke my ankle. I was like, oh my gosh. I need to get out of here. Blossie's huge 49ers fan. I asked Bloss before the pot. I said, is this going to be our first sexual encounter on

bus there's no way that would be the first this place just screams sexist who knows what happened who knows what happened when we found this when you turn have the casting couch episode 89 Brian Callan you see you're standing next to the old lineman you know what I'm saying you see some guys yeah you see some stuff you see some you see some dakes yeah you see some shit yeah well there are guys we're well we're well versed in the uh in the in the meat peaking game, dude. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

But yeah, you'll have to come back and we'll have to do it again. This is my person of being in the locker room. That's a good game. It's an amazing game, guys. Congratulations. I've always wanted to be a football player. Congrats on this. I grew up with these people and I was at Stallone's house standing there talking to

Arnold Stallone, Sugar Ray Leonard, and I think Michael Strayhan was there. And Guy Fierry's in the kitchen cooking. And, oh, and I'm sorry. Did I mention that Al Pacino came strolling up? So now I'm like I grew up with these people. For people who are younger, they don't know. These are legends. Oh, yeah.

And I'm sitting there and I'm just, I'm like, and I'm trying to get a story in because I got shit. Because I got shit they're going to be interested in, right? Oh, let me tell you my story. So I'm trying to get a little, I'm just trying to have an imprint. Yeah. I'm a loser. And I'm still not over this.

Oh, so this is one of the times you're driving home. You're like, I blew it. Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, the best part is I'm standing. Yeah. And I'm trying to, oh, yeah, me too.

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definitely a Malbussmore episode, Episode 90, Max Crosby. Getting lost in the sauce. I was just partying and I was drinking way too much and got to a point where it was like, okay, what the fuck am I doing? I woke up one morning. I'm like, I need help.

I can't even, I was at a point where it was just, It was, I didn't, I had no management of my life. I was fucking all over the place. So, yeah, I went and got help. What happened that made you realize like, though, this is fucking. I was lost. I was lost just mentally. I couldn't.

I was so just my decision making and my fucking, my priorities were so backwards that it was just like, okay, what am I doing? Like, I just had a great rookie year. I fucking, I have money to take care of myself. I have a beautiful house now in Vegas. Like from the outside everything looked fucking Like you got it together like oh next life is fucking awesome He figured it out he's got life under control

But inside bro I was fucking I was dying bro I was lost You see the shit going on in Nebraska? No Talking about I'm trying to not play OU I don't know I think it's money I'm not listen Scott Frost and the boy

Scott Frost and the boys Anytime anywhere He said it You know what I'm saying anytime we might lose You know what I'm saying? the probability is higher based on the way we've been performing, but the boys they ain't backing down from Oklahoma. It's as suits.

There's some shit going on. You know what I mean? I'll bet you right now they lose by 30. You're going to give me a 30 points, friend? You're going to give me 30. 30 points. Nebraska versus OU. Rattler's going to at least be 50 on the board. Okay, 34, relax. 28.

Oh, you get scared. Our next one, we got episode 91. Will and Taylor, headed out to Arizona to record this one. And of course, banger. I haven't had a drink. Like,

it's a, it's kind of like, it's freeing in a lot of ways because like it's off the table for me. So, and I see, I can visually see the change of my body, which is really cool.

Looking better naked. Hey, I look naked. Just if that piece got a little bit bigger, I'd be a lot happier. Other than that, dude, we're pretty.

Are you getting that vein kind of going down to the old wrench? You know what I'm saying? How it goes, you got the V kind of that kind of cuts down. You got the V that kind of cuts down. You kind of got the, vein that? No, I don't have the fucking, I'm 297 pounds right now.

I was just asking. It was just a question. No, I don't have a vein going down to the base of my cock as you're asking. No. The chance Will comes back is we'll give him a million of yours. Yeah. You would say no. Yep.

That's tough to hear. Hey, but listen, it's just business. I get that. Like, I don't want to pay somebody a million dollars to be my friend as what you just asked me. No, no, no, no. I don't want to pay somebody a million dollars to be my teammate. So you wouldn't pay a million dollars for a Super Bowl. Because that's what I'm bringing to tennis.

Oh, you're being a million dollars. A million dollars when it cost me to win a Super Bowl. This next clip is still from when the boys were in Arizona, but this time they brought in Paul Biz-A-Net, aka Biz. I also talk to buddies who have played in Russia, including Witt, and in some cases they're dropping off like money and duffel bags to the rink. There's guys who have had to cut over.

I've seen Russia. That's like such a Russian thing to happen to. Europe League is the SEC of, of hockey. There's no rules. It is a free for all. Stories of guys having to cut, goalies, cutting open their pads and stuffing the money

in their pads and re-sewing them. Oh, no. Them giving out the money before practice. And then you go on the ice and you come back and the money's gone out of your stall. It's like too bad. So sad. Stories of guys.

Oh, two bads. What do you mean? The money's in there and then they go to practice. They would hand out everybody's money before practice. So Wick gets money. You go into his locker. You steal his money. like two. Well, it's all mob ran over there. Everything, there was a hockey leagues or mob run. Oh,

in the KHL, there are insane KHL stories. Oh, I remember that. I remember in the offseason. We were in Nebraska and I was around him for something and we were riding to drop him off at the airport. And I was like, so, because he would say, you know, the man upstairs, he knows the truth because he basically denied that he intentionally did it. Yeah, yeah. I remember. Intentionally did it. Yeah, I was like, I was like, Sue, so you didn't intentionally stop on Arod. And he's like, what do you mean? I was like, hey, come on.

Did you, did you intentionally stop? He goes, he goes, we can pull this car over and I'll drag you out and stomp on you if you want to talk about it. Oh, shit. He's like, joke. Yeah, but he's like joking with me. Yeah, but you know how he jokes. Oh, for sure. I'm like, hey, it's all good.

We don't need to go there, man. You sit in the car the rest of the time, look at the window. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I'll walk. Yeah. Long story short, Putin was in on the ice. Yeah. And he brought in like four or five hundred people and there was no goalies out there.

It was just him, and he would go skate around the ice. He'd put the puck in the empty net. And then the four or five hundred people would stand up and they'd start clapping. You're lying. No, no, Witt told the story. And then he would take it out of the net and he would skate down on the other end, put it in the net, and then they would get up and start clapping again. Oh, yeah. That kind of ego, bro, could you imagine?

Dude. But to be fair, though, and listen, I'm no Putin fan here. I think we're well aware he's evil. But if you have that much money, I mean, it's kind of funny the stupid shit you could do, right? Yeah, no question. Like, what silly shit would you be doing if you had? I'd probably be doing that. I would just do passets in the middle of the field.

Yeah. Just let people stand up with $60,000. Pack, Titan Stadium and just do some passes. It's like, fuck, yeah, the one. Next, we have coach BDE, Arthur Smith. Week six, when that with the overtime? That was the funniest thing. You come out there.

Oh, yeah. Ice pack on the knee, dude. And I'm like, I'm just standing by you. And I didn't want to believe it because, like, you're like, I'm done. I'm like, he's told me he's done before. So I'm like. I'm done. I'm done, man.

It's over. It's a low ankle sprain. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm like, I think I called a plane. I'm like, oh, you got to wait until MRI. You're like, no, I'm done. I'm like, well, see, I started to be like really optimistic. I'm calling the plane.

Tellers, like, what did you call? Tells me it was a good call. I'm like, great. Yeah, yeah. He does a good call. Here's the story that's out there. After being denied a crucial business loan, Frederick Smith, the founder and CEO

took the company's last $5,000 to Vegas in one. $27,000 on blackjack to cover the company's $24,000 fuel bill. It kept FedEx alive for one more week, and now you are where you are. Well, there is some truth to the story, but we played a lot of poker and blackjack in Vietnam, and I was hired by a man to fly him to Las Vegas, and he gave me a line of credit for $5,000. So I won $27,000.

That is 100% true. So it's a true story, but it gets more and more exaggerated. But I did win. Actually, I won $35,000. And I lost back down to $27,000. And I went to bed because I'd been up all day. In episode 94, they won an only jelly roll. Yeah, this is it.

Yeah, he said, he said, how'd you get such a hot wife? I'm 26, have no tattoos and I'm not big like you. And yet I'm single as fuck. It's like, dude, listen, man, no matter the waiter's shitty tattoos, I'm confident enough to show myself, because once again, this dude has, like, a fucking, like, picture of, like, yo-con or some shit. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Mr. Nobody underscore 28. So most girls, I said most girls don't give a fuck how you look. They care how you make them feel, which I stand by. You know what I mean? Absolutely. And I don't say haters shit on social media and crying because the fat dude gets the pussy and he don't.

You know what I'm not if I'd say you give him some information at the end, give him a little stick in the wrist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, listen, man, you should not head to treat a lady, but also go fuck yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost like, dude, just listen, man, they call my wife a gold digger.

I was ass broke when I met her. Man, when I met that bitch, I was down on my luck. I'm telling y'all, dude, I didn't have. You must have some game, dude. Dude, listen, man, I was just me. Put the boys on game now. I got one guy. So when I was 13 years old, my grandmother gave me a gun

as a 38 special, black with a brown hand. My mom goes, well, you're 13. You can't have a gun like this. I relate to that kind of white trashery. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We'll get along real well, though. Because we came up quite a bit both of us.

So I go back, go back to my mom's house and I, hey, check this out. And she's like, okay, give me that. You can't have that. What are you fucking doing? So she puts it up. And, uh, God damn, I can see the dick now. Um, so one day she goes out. Oh, okay.

I can't see it. That was a brother in my life. I can see the thing now. I just like, he did it. He did it real slow. Now we got Chase Rice in episode 95. How do I not become part of that trash?

Because I want, and I'm not knocking country music in general. I'm just saying we, I think we need to get a little more real. And for me, I need to get more real. Because I, like I said, I can't control what everybody else does, but I need to get more real. because there's stories that need to be told and they need to be told better. How do you put yourself in that position, though? Well, I think times a lot of it,

just growing up in general. I was coming off of, I'll say it, I was coming off a cruise. Then I had ready set role, which is similar sounding. It's just a pop sounding, which is awesome live.

I'm not taking any way. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They go nuts. So all I'm thinking is, shit, how do I keep doing that? Because that's working.

Yeah. As opposed to, okay, that worked, but how do I, just be great. How do I write great songs? How to write songs that can actually affect people. I want songs that matter that you can look back on in 30 years and be like, damn, that song's still good.

I had a buddy who, uh, he was at a Drake concert. And one of the one of the, one of Drake's guys came up to his girlfriend was like, hey, Drake wants to meet you. And she's like, oh, okay. Like, y'all definitely meet him. And then the guy started to come with and he got the security guy's like, no man, just her. And like, hey, you better, don't go, don't go in there. If you go in there and she's like, I don't, I just don't even, I'm just going to say hi. She's there for three hours. Bro, that is so fucking tough.

I don't know what happened to that. You know exactly what happened in that room. I don't know the details, but I know if my girl does that, it's over. She better not even trying to talk to you right at home. Yeah, I just, I don't, I know, I'm just going to go say hi. I'm just sitting there for five minutes. Like, oh, she'll be right now. The bus.

Oh, they had, they know they were doing. It hurts my. They were in picture. He said it with a drink. God, dude. Pour one out for him, man. Here's to that guy. Yeah.

Follow up, Chase Rice. The Joker comes back, George Kittle, but this time he brings Rob Tunyon. Six of the boys on Xbox party. Then we go to game chat and play like 6 v6 search versus like some high school kids who just got off a long day. They're like just failed their math tests and they got to deal with me and George. Are you kidding me? They don't even know. But they got to deal with us.

Now does it, do you guys get to talk to these kids? Like when you're in the lobby before and after? No, in the middle of rounds. In between each round. It's in between each round. It's best of six. So there's 11 rounds. Yeah, so first one to win six.

So I can go 11 rounds of just shit talking and just letting these kids know who like their daddy is. So you're just verbally abusing these kids in between rounds. Not like to like a bad extent, but like just letting, I mean, in the gaming aspect, like you got to respect our game. It's a little bit. A little bit. What happens when you guys are getting. Dumbied. Oh, we still disrespect.

Yeah. I usually just ask him to do a favor for me. Yeah. Will you do a favor? Will you do a favor for me? What's the favor? Shut the fuck up. I went into like a deep like imagery,

meditation before the Atlanta game. My, the Monday night game. We had three touchdowns. Three touchdowns. Hey, three tuggies. And got tackled and scored.

And then let's fucking go. After the game, I'm like, that was wild. Because like, in the tunnel. blacked out out there. I legit went into like a meditation like

flow state like in the tunnel just sitting there like watching. I think I was watching it honestly honestly I think it was like a Chiefs game or something like they were just doing highlights from like the day before or whatever I was just watching on the big screen just sitting there and I just like looked at the field and I just like from there

on out I legit blacked out like I just thought about making plays and then I truly barely remember the game. This is way harder than I thought it was going to be. Next, though, we got back to the foundation, Will & Taylor, episode 97. Who's Michelle Ryan?

The picture that they sent in the group chat the other day. Alex posted the thing that said, hey, anybody wants to put videos? We're going to now do, like, the boys are going to answer your videos. Any questions, comments? You always want them to talk about, drop in the inbox and let us know. He gave him a little drop box link. Sure.

And what's her last name? Rochelle what? Is that her stage name or is that her real name? You have to ask her. Rochelle Ryan comes in. says what kind of videos are we talking boys oh my god imagine she's just

going to town and asking us a question the speed that I ran to the drop box after that shout out Rich Eisen shout out Rich Eisen for I mean I guess we're shouting him out but disrespecting us again right let's let's know what he said real quick

and just a heads up to Dylan Raiden when when Taylor LeWon says to come on busing with the boys podcast there's no engine in the bus It's a bus without an engine It's a bus with a podcast There's no engine

Get an engine He said that to me since the beginning We got on this bus Yeah And the fact that he elevates his voice And for Dylan Rad News When Taylor Luan calls you About coming on the bus

There's no bus on the engine Right It's like there's no engine As they're segueuing into the bus But when you say like When Taylor Luan tells you get on the bus Just finish the alley Dude and say get on the bus

Let me yam that thing like the heat and the fun with LeBron James, dude. You be like Dwayne Wade fucking putting your arms like that. And let me just fucking crank that thing back. Right. Three o'clock and put that piece in the nugget. Now we have the laugh heard around the world. Episode 98, Josh Wolfe.

Credit Karma podcast, copy 0.60 seconds. All right, probably shouldn't have read that. Entry ideas, probably shouldn't have read that either. Cash reimbursements for debt purchases. Debit. Debit. Debit purchases. Sone of them. But didn't curse.

Do I need to read this part too? Yeah. Oh, that's a tough one. Stop! No! It's getting over the top. It's up to $5,000. That's $5,000.

Just pay with you. Hey, hey, relax. Move the mic away from his lap. He's not going to hear it. His laugh is hilarious, bro. That was a joke. Oh, did it say insert joke here? No, it says,

he's a... Pros and cons of having beards? I think these are talking points. So what you're supposed to do is ask it. Do not let him come. I'm into our bus. And tell us how to run our shit. Oh, wow, it's taking over.

Disclaimer must read. It's like doing a podcast with Ron Burgundy. Who put a question on the top doctor? Oh, my God. If your club is questionable for me, and you don't have a bathroom in the green room, so I have to walk through the audience to take a shit, I'm probably not going to go back.

Oh, really? I can't shit in the general pop bathroom because people are not going to, they watch me walk in. And they're like, you shitting in there? I'm like, obviously, bro. Yeah, doors close for a reason, buddy. Can you, and when people are asking questions, you're going to do that joke tonight,

that bachelor party joke? I'm like, I don't know, man. You know what I mean? Like, when you just sit down, hey, when you just sit down and you hear the door getting mess with it, and you're like, God damn it. Do you guys say, Occupy?

Yeah. Tell me, is there a worse feeling than sitting down on a public toilet seat that's weird? Is it that, that one for me is like, oh. You know what? I'm going to play devil's advocate.

I think it's kind of nice. Oh, a hot take. Your Missouri is showing. Yeah. Next up, the boy is back. Michael Chandler, episode 99. Coming here, I'm not coming here with a belt, but I'm coming here with my heart on my sleeve.

This is the majority of everyone's journey in life anyway. Me and my son prayed for Daddy's belt every single night for the last two months. The growth happens in these months. I truly believe I'm still going to be a U.S. champion. It's just going to take a little bit longer than I thought. You have to keep moving from setback to setback without losing enthusiasm. Fail your way to the top. Like you go through so many setbacks to end up

see you at the top getting to the top. Like it's not just some escalator that takes you up there. Old Michael focused so much on being perfect once I got to a certain point once I won that first world title. And truthfully, it says so much more about how you conduct yourself after a loss that this is part of the journey. And when we do win that belt, when the belt does come on the belt for the boys with the boys, it's going to be even better. Even in an individual sport, even though I can Like I said, I was coming here. I'm not coming here with a belt, but I'm coming here with my heart on my sleeve. And I could show up today with my heart on my sleeve with complete disregard to that failure that I had just 48 hours ago.

And not disregard for it, but I'm not going to let it hinder me. I'm not going to let it define me because failure is an event and it's not a person. I am not a failure. I failed on Saturday night. But the way that I respond and the way that I move forward can prove to those that have failed and prove to those that have seen the failure or had failures that they've. they can in the future still become a champion. Episode 100, we got El Perez, aka Davy Day Trader, aka the founder, aka one bite, everybody knows the rules.

Dave Portnoy. If you had to draft five people with Barstool. Currently, let's just let's say all time. Yeah, five people that you're like, I had to restart this whole thing over. I mean, Big Cat clearly is, would be there. Kevin's been huge for us. So, you know, I got really lucky because our early guys were phenomenally successful.

It's weird, but Alex from Call Her Daddy is a fucking monster. People don't get how big she is. People don't get you. Like, she's as big as Rogan. She really is. Like, all right. So we got Alex, Kevin, Dan. It's back and forth.

McAfee was huge. He's not with us anymore. It would have been good. I don't know that we could have ever kept that together the right way. Why do you think he couldn't have together? Because it's already like a huge star, you know, and his own. He came to us as a star. You know, Biz and Ryan Whitney is awesome.

He used to say he, we could thank him for the NHL support because he got cut every year and kept taking it to different locker rooms. You would never run for president, but if you did run for president. I just think that's a classic, I'm going to run for president eight years comment by the way. Well, it's like, I'm not going to run, but if I were to. Like, you know what it is? It's like, you've got to rule of Rome. He's like, I don't want it. He was like, that's the exact reason you have to.

Yeah. So you're telling me there's a chance. But I never would. Well, not after that fucking comment. Guy gets on the bus right now. What's a gun in his head? Says I got to suck your dick. Not mine.

His, the guy with a gun. No. Not doing that. Oh, I'm not that faithful. I'm like, see you later, I'm like,

I wouldn't put that against. I mean, hell. You're gonna be like, hey, I'm cool with that as the chiggers being pulled? I'd rather him not get killed,

but I'm not sucking his dick. Yeah, we're not like boys like that. Right. Like, we've met this. We've been together for like 20 minutes. I'm just, please.

Hour 23. You could do that literally to anybody in the street then. Hey, guy, walking out and kill this guy if you won't suck his dick. Look, there's a little more substance. There's a little more of a friendship. A 20 minutes worth, a minute 40 worth more. That's an hour 23. And I added the 20 that we hung out before that.

That's an hour 40. I mean, that's a pretty fucking horrific situation. Well, I'm just saying, if we were to say how far we'll scale down from there. I would take my chances in that that we could maybe wrestle the gun away before we get into a dick-sucking situation. So not that faithful, I think is. I think I wouldn't just walk off. maybe I do a fake walk off and then like a turn. I'm not a fighter.

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he's like yo how would you want to make three grand i'd turn around like fuck yeah bro i got like 65 bucks in my bank account i'm waiting on that january stipend check yeah yeah that's golly for 160 dollars or whatever it was i'm like hell yeah i want to make three grand may or may not have gone back to uh this guy's condo and signed 10,000 pieces oh really flats everything oh so he he got out of it he gave me three grand I'm signing these autographs and this other guy who's like bringing the, bringing the pictures over. He's like, yo, you're getting fucking ripped off.

Here's this guy's number. Hit him up. He'll give you 30 grand. And I'm like, fuck yeah, man. 33 and then 30. I'm going to get out of here with 33 grand. Probably for the next four months. I went to that fucking condo once a month in fucking South Beach.

The NCAA said, hey, we're taking your, we're taking your shit away. You're a Heisman. I never took a dollar until after I won the Heisman. And I think my statute of limitations are up so you can blow me. But we got Josh McCown. And that guy, I will look back until I'm 90 years old one day and say, what a fucking dude. Yeah. A real one.

He walks in the first day. Oh, man, Josh McCown, nice to meet you. Anything you fucking need, anything you want to learn about football, tie a fucking string to my backpack. You follow me around. I promise I'll fucking teach you some shit. Yeah. Just like that. Whoa.

That's right down every day. Teach protections. Do this. I came from a system in college where we're looking out. And if the linebackers tucked in, we're literally throwing a bubble to the fastest guy on our team. And that's how we ran our offense. There's no fucking can, can, and flipping the play and all this. It's like, hey, hook.

So the bubble, Jake, we'd figure it out. We just ran backyard style of football. But you see the comparison from that first year to the second. And I love my second year there. I learned a lot about ball. I got to be around some good guys. But just the two contrast, it is all about fit. And I feel like if I had the situation, I had my second year, my first, things would have gone a lot different.

Next, we got one of our favorite guys. The boy, Quentin Nelson. We just start dying laughing and we just started getting handfuls and pistachios and right into the pantry. Yeah. Right into the pantry. Just raided it, dude, and came back. Got it after that thing, huh?

That's her own pistachio. To our love kind of grew, honestly. We had to sleep over that night at the boys and I did sleep over. And I never heard from Hugh again. High couch, that couch was. Yeah. You slept in the guest bed last night. Yes.

What did you think of that? It was great. Was it comfortable? Yeah. I love that. Q, uh, he told me he'll be in there about 945 because he can, came in, he got something to do. None of my business.

And so he's, like, driving over, and he's like, I got a hotel. He's like, dude, just stay at the house. Can hang out of the fam? I thought he was going to get him like Sunday at, like noon. You know what I'm saying? Like, we get all chill. Yeah, yeah.

It's like, 9.05. And I get a text. Hey, five minutes. I'm like, oh, shit. I'm my teeth brush, like, ready for bed. You know what I'm saying? He cruises in. Without hesitating, he walks in,

tail and scutes over to the far end of the bed and goes, there's room right here. Q doesn't say a word gets right in the middle of the bed Because the boy Matt would be Bro, could you imagine? Dude, he would be slaying the game right now If he was a part of this He would be all about, he would be crushing it

Yeah And for everybody that hasn't listened He would have moved to New York already Oh yeah, he'd be at HQ 100% 100% would be in HK Yeah, Matt passed in 2019 It was actually October 2019 Yeah suddenly and it was obviously a rough time for the boys

But Matt was Eat, Sleep, breathe this brand Like Tennessee Titans football He's like in the Tennessee Titans fandom Hall of Fame, dude. But he'd be stoked right now. Moving up, moving up this ladder, and you're right, he'd be a personality. He'd be in all the Barstall class. He'd be doing it.

He'd probably be on that Barstil versus America. Yeah. He would be so fat. He'd get a hold of Dana Beers. He'd start doing that, dude. He'd be running with his frog body. Oh, dude. But he would like start expanding it more and more.

Hey. He had some memes now. He had some hilarious memes. Falling up with Q. we have the wordsmith himself Rhone, joined the boys on the bus. Trying to learn the origin of hot chicken and they said...

It started at Prince's the story time. The great uncle of the woman who owns princes he used to be a philanderer around Nashville. He used to go out in town and cheat on his woman all the time. And one Saturday he got back real late. He was obviously cheating. So the woman he was with, she said, I'm going to screw this guy over

with his Sunday morning chicken recipe and she tried to overload it with cayenne and hot sauces, and he loved it. He was just so into it. He got all his brothers together. They started a restaurant altogether just because he was such a cheater that she tried to make it painful for him. And it wound up tasting good. How's it taste? Before I give my review, is that a real story?

That has. This woman tries to get back at her man and he ends up making millions. Exactly. He turns into like he starts a type of food. He starts a genre of food. They say Pussy's undefeated, but it sounds like Pussy lost one. You know what I'm saying? We got out for the boy!

Congratulations. Where were you thinking you might fall in line here in the list that he did give? Because sometimes you might always be in those conversations with like spitting chicklets. And you're like, all right, I might be right outside of that. That's what I was trying to tell myself. But you never know where you stand with Dave. You know what I mean? Like he's kind of a closed book some ways in that where he's like, he'll give me the freedom to do whatever, whatever I want.

But I'm like, does he like me? You're out nothing here. I don't want you. Does he fuck with that idea? Is he just like being nice to me here? Because he knows that I'm a battle rapper. or I'll come at his fucking big-ass nose or whatever, or his inverted knees or some shit like that.

He just has to be polite. Yeah, exactly. But those weren't even shots. Those are just morning shots. You know what I mean? If I wanted to go in, I could go in. My teeth into someone bigger than me. Y'all are thinking he might hurt me?

Well, bad news app who I fight dirty. Maybe he just wants to keep it peace times. But if he ranks me too low, I'm going to have to write a disc track for. Now we got episode 104 with D.B. and Corey Levin. D.B. is Darren Bates. for those of you that are just listening to your first episode.

First time I feel like I ever washed my hands after I peed in the club. Wait, what? I took my ring off, set that bit down, watch my hands, get a little napkin. I just walk away, and I was like, what the fuck? Turn back around. That bitch gone. Damn. When you were in the bathroom.

I pissed, washed my hands, walked out, and I'm in my homeboy son. I'm like, fuck, turn back around. I mean, it was right in the little edge by the paper towel, so I know. I know that bitch that bitch and swight the hell that's tough were you worked up

were you like Starbucks worked out oh hell yeah I asked the bathroom now I'm like what the fuck you mean you ain't even see me in here

I'll start snapping my homeboy had to come in and get me bro I started slapping paper towels and shit that were oh I don't get a fuck I was hot I would be mad

because I know I know it had to be him bro I mean it could have been somebody else but what's a little mug shot was looking like

trash side's it's on my face Pull it up. That's how it's supposed to be, though. Scrony, a little scrawny. That's how it's supposed to be. Hey, that's how you know the grinding pictures, bro. You were grinding at that time.

Grinders. 2008. Oh, we got an NFL pick now. They upgrade it. They keep up. Oh, my boy. Godly. That boy looked like he's off a bender, bro.

Hey, you look like the kid. You just put someone in a parking lot. You just put someone in a parking lot. Oh, you did get it out to Monday. Episode 105 is definitely one of the sweetest podcast that we have ever recorded. And it is Taylor's wedding recap. Well, Taylor's recap of Will's wedding. The most beautiful thing about that wedding is everybody on Will's side,

I think they all felt that way about Will. In your life, you'll make a bunch of friends. And like, some of those friends will be seasonal. And that's, that's, that's, it's okay. that's how life works. But you're going to meet, I don't know, if you're lucky, six people in your life that are lifelong friends. It's not just about the seasons.

Being around Will is the most fun thing ever. He's so easy to talk to. He's so easy going. He does such a great job of realizing what he can't control and what he can't control. And I think because of that, he has this ability to live lighter. Will doesn't care about anything other than just having a good time of being friends. and that's and that's the

cool thing and that's super super rare to have and now we get to the river part which we're all waiting for right we're 45 minutes into this thing it's time for me to start telling him about the river we walk in Will starts they put up masterpiece

by Da Baby that song fuck so hard and obviously the tier one the tier two's and the tier threes that are listening to this right now you know that me and Will love that song all these guys start getting around Will

they put the song on this giant camera and Will starts doing his own music video to this thing which I can't wait for it to come out Dude, it was so fucking funny. We're jumping around dancing. Will can't dance for shit. Dude, Will can't fucking dance at all.

It's hilarious because Charles can cut shit down with her moves, dude. If she swang around too fast, she knock a tree down. That's how fucking hard she rips on the dance floor. You can tell who the professional cheerleaders slash dancers are. I don't want to sound disrespectful. It's like calling a massage therapist and masseuse. I don't know what the right terminology is. But these women are getting the fuck after it.

Yeah, that's Will. Have you guys seen the video of DeRan Base? posted. God, it's hilarious. It was like hopping around like he's like Scottish or whatever they're doing. Irish step-lets. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, he's just stomping around. Makes me tear up every time, man. It's why we had to get Ernest and Jelly Roll back on the bus for hands down one of the funniest podcast that we had in season three. When were those being drank? We were getting trashed, Ernest. That's what I keep trying to. Why do you think I'm in here shitting spiders out? Rafe was shooting with you more than me though.

People, I was like, yo, man, I got to go fucking shit. I can't believe y'all did this. If I was hung over, I'd be like, hey, I can't come. Let's not, man. I'm not being facetious. I pulled up to Ernest like this with his radiators on and literally ruled. Hey. He had the radiators on, dude.

Hey. Radiator. That's fucking it. Radiators. Radiator. Oh, oh, Coach Jones. Yeah. He was sitting there.

I could clearly see him drooling himself. Gentlemen, I love you all both, and I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go shit. Oh, you really? Dog, I'm telling you, this is brutal, dude. There's a first for everything. Get out of here. Fuck, Ernest.

I'll be right back, y'all. I'm fend to go past a fucking guanar or something. Two hours later. How'd you do? I feel like I gave birth to a family of spiders. You don't have any toilet paper there. I don't know what dude wipes were designed for. I thought it was something different than what I just used them for,

but it also applied to that as well. Yes. When this podcast finally got a bathroom, it's everything I expected it to be. It had nothing in it at all. It was fucked completely out of toilet paper. It had a big thing of dude wipes and handset it. It's busting with the boys,

not busting with the housewives. Somebody's paying it. Just know I'm squissed. while I'm sitting. Jelly, guess what? This is how it goes. Oh,

I get, we're a counterclockwise for him. This podcast is brought. Bearbottom. Your personal experience can, uh, your personal experience can, uh, with the clothing can be any honest.

I personally love the boxers. Do you really? Yeah, I'm big boxer guy. You can never have too many boxers. I don't think they sell boxers. We should look into that first. But that was a good thought for bare bottoms.

He has personal experience. I love the boxers. Hey, so, Taylor, you tell me what your favorite. They have a cotton short that the boy likes to wear can run from the cops any damn bare bottom clothing. That's good. Well, it's, hey. And segue.

It is 2021. It is 21. Let's keep our shorts above the knees. What was that to do with 2020? I'm reading the damn. You tell me what it has to do. You're talking about running for the cops. Paul is 2021.

Oh, God. Now we got episode 107. Will comes back from the honeymoon. The boys are reunited. That dude taking those shots is legit like those fucking Rocky movies. Or a video game, like when they just, their face gets so red at the end. You know what I'm saying?

Like, this dude actually fucking did that. I don't think he stopped one. I'm going to be dead honest with you. I don't think he stopped a... He hit him with four jabs in a row at one point. It was pink, bink, big, bink. And he was just like, like, like taking it back. Whiplash, dude.

Dude's at 80K now. Is he really an 80K? Okay, he's building. He's growing. Isn't his name like Solis too? Chris is Solis. Chris is soulless. No question about it, buddy.

He signed something. He saw the devil and he was like, I'll give you hands and, uh, an iron jaw. I'll just take the iron jaw and moved on. Yeah. God, signed on the dotted line and moved on. Shout out to that guy, because he was fighting for a contract as well, right?

Well, he definitely earned himself some kind of fucking sponsor. Like maybe Otterbox, the iPhone case that's the most protective. He did that last forever. He's the new sponsor for a Otterbox. Episode 108 was Dad's last pod before he went to training camp. Obviously, he came back, but Dad's last pod. I know we suck at doing the whole, like, connecting on such a deep personal level, but we were trying to have a moment right there, and you kind of just...

It was a deflection. I know. You're like, oh, these things fucking lattes. It really was a defleck. Like, I know we got to do better. And we're trying to do better. Yeah, no doubt. It is tough being emotional with you.

Yeah. I don't know why. Because I feel like I can do that with anybody else. Like me and Jack can go in the back room right now and hug each other out. All right. I'll let that one slide. Yeah, well, I feel like talking about, I feel like talking about. Yeah.

No pause. I feel like talking about this too. You still don't want to get into it. Yeah. I'm having a hard time. Yeah. Well, what I was going to say is like I kind of want to just say that. I know you don't want to speculate.

You don't want to talk more about it. but more so I just wanted to, you had nice things to say about me. And I, you know, I want to. Yeah, no, wait until I'm not here. Okay. I'm festering right now. I'm festering because I know you went at 100K on Twitter, and it's kind of a deal. Why is it a deal?

Because I know how much you love that shit. Dude, it just, what pisses me off about it is no one seems to get it. What do you mean? Like, I go to coffee shops, I go to the spots, and I grab my coffee. Like, oh, okay, here you go. I grab my coffee. I started walking off there. Sir, sir, you got to pay.

I'm like, what do you mean? Now we got episode 109. Will hit solo, and it's another banger. I'm going to go Darren Waller, Jalen Ramsey. That one set us off. The first podcast I did on my own, I actually brought Michael Chandler on that helped the boy out with.

But shop. Derek Henry's first time, David Cressonbury, the story with him beating cancer and everything else. That's six. Trust me, I'm going to narrow it down. Let's see here. Dana Beers.

I'm just fucking kidding. Max Crosby, he was a banger dude. Incredible story. Talking about his addiction and everything else. George Kittle and Rob Tunyon, that was when I walked away and I was like, yeah, I fuck with these dudes. Like, I want them to win. Brable.

Not because I want to be on the team, but I'd still like to be on the team. Chad Johnson. Dale Earnhardt. I think the Dale Earnhardt one coming out is going to be on the Mount Rushmore. Johnny Mansell, too. That was a banger one. I mean, you can't not think about Portnoy. But it is what it is, man.

For the times to win a Super Bowl, all you got to do is kiss somebody. on the mouth kiss a dude on the mouth i'd kiss a dude on the mouth as a fan not even on the team don't give a shit yeah we're talking about kiss somebody on the mouth it's over with just the kiss i know who i am people can have fun with it on the internet like they do with my hair kind of everything else like if you and taylor we'll make some good content from that shit when you do let those little things creep into your mind about it it happens like i'm not fucking perfect i'm telling you like the the hardest truth to find out is that this mental fortitude never ends it's not ever going to end like

even with the pod it's like you know if stuff doesn't go out during the season like what's going to happen with the pod and a little bit of doubt comes in and when fear creeps in it can kind of light a match right it kind of festers you start to get a little anxiety you start to think about things that haven't even happened that drive your next course of action and you know you kind of got to stop yourself and just realize like this shit is never going to be done it's just a constant journey like even when you feel like you get on the other side like it's just never going to end like people talk about playing in the NFL like you you did it and it's like absolutely I felt like I've lived my little kid's dream, that 10-year-old Wilcom, that little kid that always wanted this to happen. Now, when you're on the back nine, you've got to figure out what's next. Because you're not even, you know, knock on wood, I haven't even lived half my life. And it's just a constant process. This next one, the legend, Dale Jr. finally gets on the Dale bus and shares stories of a lifetime. They had inside the track, these little cubicles like trailers like you see on job sites. and each driver or team had one and me and dad were sharing one. I go in there and I'm going to change clothes and I sit down and I'm changing clothes

and there's this big fold folding leg table in front of me. And I'm sitting there and I'm pulling off my shoes and taking my uniform down. And dad comes in and sits down. I just look at him and he isn't making eye contact with me. I know he's not. He's bad. I look at him and he's bending over and pulling his shirt. shoe off. And so as soon as I looked

down, he threw his shoe hard as he could. And it went right over my head as I leaned down to get one of my shoes off. If I hadn't a bent down, it'd hit me. Yeah. It hit the wall behind me. It was like, pow! Yeah, yeah.

And I looked back up, and he was bending down to get the other shoes. Something happened and I said shit or F-bomb or something, and his dad happened to be walking in the front door. And he looked at me, and he goes, you need to get home. I was like, yes, sir. And so I went home. And a couple hours later, dad comes pulling in, my buddy up the road that his dad and my dad were great friends too. Well, he had told dad what all went

down. Dad comes walking in the bedroom already pulling the belt off. And I'm looking at the door and he's getting, he's had the way the room's laid out, he's kind of got, there's a point to where on his way to me, I can get to the door. Which is only going to make it so much worse. I I got to the door and out the front, out down the hall and out the front door, across the front yard, across the street, and out into this hayfield. And over this erosion ditch and dove in the ditch and just laid there for like six hours. I wanted him to be proud and happy. That was way more than important than a trophy or anyone else patting my back, right? And so he was absolutely the main motivation for me early in my career.

You know, when he passed, that was gone. I mean, it was gone. And I had to figure out another thing to motivate me right. I had to find other things that got me out of bed and got me fired up about racing. But for the longest time, it was trying to impress him. Man, I mean, this guy's done everything. He's won all these championships and he's hard to impress. Yeah.

And you're doing the very thing that he's the best at. you can't do really, what can you do that he's never seen or thinks it's cool, right? But everybody thinks like, oh, your Dale's son, like, you know, thinks he's awesome and so, yeah. So there's a big feeling of like, did you feel like you were in a shadow your whole life? Shout out Roman, no free shoutouts. Most guys have tried different ways to last longer. But thinking about baseball or in Buck's case, doing math, doesn't always work. The folks at Roman and online men's health company are changing the game with Roman Swipes,

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Yeah. Oh, you started. No, this was his freshman year. Oh, freshman freshman year. And he was being redshirted during that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we're playing Virginia Tech in our one-linebacker kind of screws up a couple times, and he's standing there, and I, you know.

Heck, get Compton ready. Yo, I'm standing there, bro. Oh, fuck, dude. And turn around, I look at him, and he's looking at me, and I said, you ready to go? And he's like, mm-hmm. Oh, didn't want us to have Twitter. You know the boy, like. I let you have Twitter.

There's no doubt, but there was like. But when you're putting the stupidest things out there, I said no, it's over. You're done. So one weekday morning, I have a call, a miss call from Boat like six in the morning. Oh, that's a tough one. You know, when you wake up, your alarm goes up and you look at an asshole gets a little tight. You're like, holy shit.

Yeah, things are about to go down. It's almost as bad as waking up for a workout five minutes before it starts. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And I call him and he's like, hey, you mind coming to my office? I'm like, yes, sir. You know, it's not good news. You know, I'm sweating telling the story. I'm sweating.

And so I go to his office and I sit down, he's like, so you guys wanted Twitter. back, right? And then he picks up this piece of paper. And he goes, here's what comes across my desk in the morning. And he looks down and he goes, Lamborghini Mercy. Your chick, she's so thirsty. Yeah. I'm in my two-seat Lambo and your girl, she's trying to jerk me. He looks up at me and he goes, the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Do you feel like moving to the Big Ten that was like, like, that played into like, we can't let these motherfuckers win? Oh, there's, I don't think there's any question. I heard, whether it's true or not, I don't know that like the replay official wasn't the one who actually hit the button to review it.

I mean, there was nothing to review. It was over. Game was over. Game was over. I mean, it was. I mean, and some, like a big 12 official reached over and hit the button. That's what I was told a couple months after. And I was like, well, what are you going to do? So why don't you ever say things like that in like a press conference? Uh-huh.

Bring it back out, open the wound. But if you heard a couple months later, why don't you say something a couple months later? I don't know. I mean, that's, you know, it's like, what are you going to do after the fact? But I probably spoke out that night probably more than, I mean, I got fine more than once when I was a head coach. For my press conferences. I don't know if that was one of them. Next we got Ryan Clark.

Me, in my prime, I like my chances against 22. Explain yourself. And all I said that week was in that moment, ever seeing him in that moment against people his size, I haven't seen him drop a shoulder and run through people. But yeah, when he get back there by DBs, hell yeah, he tossing him. Like, that's a thing. And this is not for me. I, what camera I'm looking at?

You can look at that one, right? I think Derek Henry is a great running back. He's one of the top running backs in the league. Yes, I can say that and still believe all those other things I've said are true. In that, you go back to Cleveland, short yardage near the goal line, has an opportunity with one linebacker. Linebacker gets him down. It doesn't count. Spillane in that situation.

So you can't totally take that, right? Because you got a little bit of T.J. Watt there to where Derek really can't run through it. And we're big Spillane fans. Right. Because he was with Tennessee before he came to. I love him. But if you watch Derek's feet at those moments, they stop. So I'm shaking.

My mom, like I tell you, my mom prays a ton. So she's like rubbing holy all on my head and she's praying. So I just start praying, man. You know, I was like, take care of my kids. Bless my son. Like, I want to be a great man. I want to be a great husband. You know, allow him to take care of his sisters and his,

mom and I was like and allow my girls to understand how to be independent and to find a great man. I was like, allow my wife to find a man to take care of him, to take care of her. I was like, only one stipulation. He can't be more attractive than I am. I just remember it so vividly, man. I was like, and God, anything I've ever done that wasn't the way you wanted me to do it any way I've ever harmed you or I've let you down, just please forgive me. So you're thinking this is it. I thought it was dying. And then I said, I'm ready. Like I tell the story so often now because people ask about it.

After I said I was ready, I mean, no more than 0.001 seconds. I stopped shaking. We got the boys from Open Doors, Blake Lawrence and Adi Knollick talking about the NIL movement and their company, Open Doors. We got a letter in the mail. It was like 2019, that summerish. And Blake walks up in the office and he's like, he printed it out, right? And he puts it on my desk and like, what is this? And I look and there's a blue dot.

in the top left corner. And I think you know who it is. It was the NCAA. And they're like, hey, we are considering changing the rules or the legislation, and we would love to invite you to be part of the working group because we know your extensive experience helping professional athletes with image and likeness for the last six years at the time, seven years at a time. They're inviting us to be sort of the experts to help them navigate what is coming.

And when we saw that, and Blake's in my office, I'm like, things are really going to change. These eyeballs on you are not going to be there when you're gone. So get as many as you can. Like collect them up. They'll get them. Like this is like a supermarket frenzy. Get every fan in Nebraska in the cart because you're out of there before you even know it. Right.

And like if you do that for every athlete on the planet, like then everyone's going to win, you know? And like you've done it. You found a way to trick all these NFL teams and assign you to play. And then you get to 100K 10 years later. I mean, like it's a, it's a. Cinderella's It's a rig You know what I'm saying?

All righty These next clips Are from episode 114 Darren Bates Back on the bus This time joined by

Buck Rising Carl one time punching me in the chest Not like hard But like it Like He's taking a knee And I'm sitting on the bench

And they had scored a touchdown And he's punching me In the chest And tobacco's like Goin'in' In my face And he's like That's a middle school

fucking Play I'm like Man I thought Like I was trying to like explain like why it messed up. I thought we checked this.

He's like, no, you're just fucking stupid. See, that's your unnecessary. That's unnecessary. I was a freshman. I was a freshman. When I was telling him, trying to tell Bow when I was talking about like, you know, it gets in guy's psyche.

He's like, like the next spring ball, Carl brought me in his office about, hey, are we good? Like, I felt like that was one of the lowest. Like, no, nigga, we ain't good. What's the longest of my career? You spit tobacco in my mouth. That's what you played.

That's why I fuck with Greg. Your dip is now in my head. I don't even dip now. I don't even dip now. I felt why I followed Greg Williams that they had the bounty shit. Did you ever make any money? I think we just agreed to disagree.

Why people give a fuck about this stuff? I don't understand. Because number one, you needed a tax write off, so you watched it. I went over to somebody's house. I watched it because I wanted to see Jake get beat by the Missouri boy. And yeah, that motherfucker's from Ferguson, Missouri, bro. I know it go down over there.

Yeah, did you not see them sit down face-to-face and talk about it? I ain't know because I don't give a fuck. So you're missing some of the shit too? No, but this is. I'm not missing anything. There's no sit down. He's right. I watched this shit because I knew I was going to talk about it on the radio show.

We're talking about this shit because people are buying the fight. I didn't buy shit. It was text to me. Did you watch that you streamed it? Probably all about five, ten minutes of something. I was over that bullshit. I'm not invested in that type of shit. That's not my bad.

You have enough to click a stream-ass link? Yeah, yeah, because I'm going to talk. I was talking about it on the pod. Unfortunately, we're in this, well, for me, it's the journey that we have in the media world. I agree. You are what you hate now. No, I'm not. I am.

Next, we got Roger Saffold for episode 115. Back to when you, you know, you knocked me over. Did you realize it was me? Honestly, I did know it was you. And it was just a straight line straight to you, man. There was just no fair dodge, and you didn't move out of the way. You didn't see me coming. It was just like just.

Hang on, I want to go back to what he just said. I didn't see him coming. I want you, hey, I want that to be on tape. No, but I really think, how do you not see him coming? I definitely looking for that. You were stacked right on. on top of him. I ain't had both feet in the ground and I didn't see him coming. Why?

He was running. What do you mean you have both feet in the ground? I'm saying if I saw him coming and I had both feet in the ground like it's probably looking the other way. It was pretty serious. Like I'm probably, Oh, you're depleting Roger. I'm the clean Roger. No.

Listen. Dog, I just, Oh, he's like, okay. He's like, hey, let's go right out here. We got to flip it to the other side of the ball for episode 116. Big Jeff Simmons. So why Mississippi State over all these other ballers? Obviously you weren't to the other ballers.

Mississippi. Yeah, but come on, he's a five-star. Like, you know he's getting courted, whether or not he wants to talk about. And he's all, you can tell from the video he's a mama's boy, like, he likes to be run family. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, he knew is Mississippi State.

Yeah. Because where you grew up, well, you grew up in Mississippi, 20 minutes away, right? Yeah. That's over. Mississippi State new. It was close to my mom. They were able to come to the games. How did you say, no, to Alabama, though?

Yeah, I don't know. It wasn't money. I mean, because money could have been anywhere, you know. Okay, you never got money. Did you ever get an envelope? A bag? I don't know. Did you ever get an envelope?

No. You ever get an envelope from an unsolicited booster at a certain school? No. Did you ever get hooked up with? If you're in a polygraph right now, that thing would be breaking

and be going on so hard. Yeah. Let's go to the bar. We're sitting there. You walk by, Will walks by. They want thousand percent going to start. Well, they're going to look at him and go,

he plays football. They're going to look at him and go, he plays football. Right. Let's go get his ass. Why? Because the muscles? Yeah.

You're big. You're big and tall. So they see Will. what they're going to say? You're at the store. Oh, that's a handsome man right there. Yeah. I say, oh, that's a good-looking guy.

Look that smile. Oh, now. That's exactly what they're going to say is a smile. Yeah, now. You have veneers? No, I don't. You got some white-ass teeth, bro. You are lying.

Perfect. I don't have veneas. Turn that camera. That's a smile. Them things are fucking perfect. Those aren't veneers? No. Oh, God.

Hey, listen, he's been blessed. He really has. I'm a double-checked. Yeah, he said I'm lying. No. Oh, so you got veneers. So you want to hit on me? That's fucking crazy.

Pull some shit about Jeff in high school. No, fuck no. Pull some shit about Jeff in high school. Don't do it. Listen, my shit wasn't, my shit was bad, but they weren't as bad as your shit was terrible. No question.

Mine looked like a third grade classroom of chairs all over the place. You kind of look like a spike off Land Before Time. Never watched that. You ever see Spike who Lama in trouble? Well, here it is. That's why we got this bus stop

so you can pull up the Wi-Fi. That does look like you. Hey, come on. Hey, too. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. Get out of here, bro. How do you do you look like that a little bit, bro?

Bro, you gotta do. The baby pictures of you in that documentary? The baby pictures of you in that documentary you do a little. I don't know why he put that shit on that. Yeah, what are you so upset about? Well. That's a funny pool. Like, you gotta admit, like...

Now, we have the viral Iowa wrestling sensation from episode 117, Spencer Lee. I tore it in the middle of Big Ten finals. First, like, 30 seconds of the match. Did everybody know it? I knew immediately. Then my nose started bleeding or something. And I remember run over the corner and I'm like, my ACL's torn.

I'm like feeling it out. I'm like, oh yeah. I was like I blew it out. And but I still have like the whole first period to go, the next two periods. And I'm losing. You know, I got taken down first, which like never really happens to me. So I was kind of like, so I'm like all confused. I'm like, what's going on?

Like what just happened? And my coach is like in my face. And I'm trying to tell him like, hey, I tore my ACL. And he grabs me. He's like, he's like, wake up. And I'm like, okay. And I just remember going back to the middle and keep wrestling. and I never told them that I tore my ACL.

So I end up winning the match, uh, 21 to 2. Dude, dude was up on you two zip or 2 1. Yeah, 2.0. And then I, I know like, yo, I tore my ACL. Yeah, so I scored 21 straight points. And I run off the mat. I'm like, just trying to tell them about my knee. And they're like, oh, some match you do good.

Let's get ready for nationals. I'm like, I'm like, Tom. Tom. I'm like, I tore my ACL. He's like, your other knee? I'm like, yes, my other D. He's like, what? If we make those kicks, if we make those field goals and that extra point,

because you got to remember, The extra point got taken back to the house for an extra two points. That was a three-point swing right there on an extra point. After putting up a good tutty. We make those kicks and that extra point, we're winning the game. Like we're beating number three Oklahoma. We're storming the field because the rivalry is now, the rivalry's back. And don't you remember back earlier in the offseason, Oklahoma was trying to back out of the game against Nebraska.

They weren't trying to play the boys. The boys are like, no, no, we've got to keep this game alive. We're playing these guys. So Oklahoma tried backing out. They play the game. they get lucky they beat us because we beat ourselves. And the first drive, too, mind you, we had to settle for a field goal. Fortunately, we made that one.

But we had five penalties, four or five penalties in the first drive. We don't get those penalties. We're probably going to score a touchdown and put the game even more out of reach. We should have been up like 16, seven and a half time. And then you probably run away with it 3414. Now Taylor comes back. We get a little Nebraska-Michigan action, the start of the Nebraska-Michigan rivalry in episode 118.

I bet you if we made a Michigan one just like that, it would sell out. Michigan fans are crazy in a good way. I understand what you're saying. I bet you $10,000 at Michigan. We sell more Nebraska stuff than we do Michigan. $10,000. 100% Nebraska fans would crush Michigan fans.

You really think Nebraska fans would crush Michigan fans? 100%. You tweet more than me, though. I'm just saying tread lightly. Nebraska fan base is different, bro. Bro. For real different. I know you guys are different, but we're different, different, different.

Oh, you can't say, okay, we're different, different, different. Michigan fans, fuck. They get after. I'm just saying like, at the end of the day, the actual winner, it's going to be Nebraska fans. You'll bet you $10,000. You guys beat Michigan State? No, we lost. We should have won.

We should have beat Michigan State. So what are you fucking talking about? Look, look, look. If special teams wasn't a phase, we'd be 5 and 0. You sound like Bloss on Twitter. Like, what are you talking about? Can I finish? You just talk.

We'd be a 5-0 ball club and we'd be top 15. And like, that's facts. If we didn't have special teams, we've beat ourselves. If we scored more points in the Cardinals, we'd be 3 and 0. That is true. That is facts. It's not the same. But like, look, against Michigan State, they had one first down in the second half

in a total of like 36 yards. Okay. So we should, we're easily win that game if they don't run some trickery punt return. Our favorite month of the year is the next clip. the first week of Spooktober episode 119. And you laugh, but I went to bed and tell

I was about 14. You talk about embarrassing growing up, sleeping over at Buddy's house, and you're literally taking a risk because you want to hang out with the boys so badly. And you're like,

yeah, I'll ask my mom. And then when my mom says, yes, I'm like, let's hope tonight's not one of those nights. I mean,

I would wake up, dude, and piss all around me. Literally blamed a friend of mine. I can't even remember the story, but I remember blaming friends. Like, damn, my man pissed the bed.

That's crazy. you beat on me. My man fucking pissed the bed and beat on me, dude. The last time I pissed the bed, I pissed the bed once in college when my girlfriend was in the bed. I don't count that one, though. I also pissed the bed in college my freshman year in the dorms. And mind you, I didn't piss the bed. That senior year or that freshman year of college, so what am I 18?

Probably four years. I pissed the bed, bro. And I wake up and I'm in the middle of the night. Like, what in the fuck? Like, what is wrong with me? When are you going to get back out there and help this team to victory? I tried from the, I tried from the. AC of my own couch, dude. I try my

damn-d-d-s. There's some Twitter fingers and a nice pumpkin-spice latte with it being Spooktoper these days. But I'm trying my damnedest to get the boys back on top. Whatever juice I can give them. Whatever little subtle text I can throw here and there, like, that's my role right now. Other than that, I'm a podcaster. I don't

know shit. Other than working my dick off to get these boys back on top. That's all I know right now. This next clip, the bus went to Nebraska on its first ever road trip, road trip. before the Nebraska Michigan game

and we brought on Nebraska head coach Scott Frost and Nebraska athletic director Trev Alberts You never get into it 1997

Nebraska Michigan who wins and why is it Nebraska Well you already answered it I've played with a lot of Michigan guys over time run into a lot of them

Brian Greasy was my teammate in Tampa they think they would have won we know we would have won we'll never answer it It's a shame back then you didn't get to play that game but I've said this and I'll say this, this is political and democratic. Back in that era when two teams were undefeated, they deserved to both be national champions.

They had an unbelievable season. We had an unbelievable season. I'm glad we split it. I think that was the right thing. Come on now. You think that was the right. We're glad that they won. We're a day away from the game, man.

Scott Frost announces Michigan stole half the island. See the headline now. I knew my fan base was going to rock and buy these shirts more than your fan base. was going to rock and buy those shirts. Yeah, because you live on social media. And that's not why. You've done it well. You have a mannequin dressed up as Taylor Luan.

You have like statues around Michigan. You're a first rounder. You're like, oh, Taylor Luan went to Michigan. Will. I didn't have none of that. And all I got to say, say, boys, can we go buy a shirt? And the whole fan base ready to rock and die for the boy.

I was on the phone with Will for 30 minutes yesterday. And he was just blown himself about how he went to Nebraska. And people were fucking loving him. That is such a lie. He was being cheated like a four-time All-American for, Triple-time first-round dropout. He was being cheated. That was under your mouth.

Here's the deal. He goes, hey, how does it feel, dude? He goes, it looks like you were a four-time All-American. Ten-year-old-famous footballer. He goes, and he goes, and he goes, and he goes, yeah, I was kind of like that. That's what you fucking said. That is so crazy that you're that rattled right now

because your fan base didn't have your back the way my fan base has my back. Listen, the Wolverines stroking themselves into a bye week, feeling great. I'm all in. What do you guys ranked right now? Eight in the country. Why'd you ask? Top 10. Yeah, I know. I know. What he is?

We're the best three and four team in the country. Oh, is that right? That's what the fuck we are. That's what the fuck we are. Without special teams, you guys be the best team in the country. Yeah, and we, we, it's hard when you're playing Michigan and the fucking referees. What do you mean? Are you kidding?

Did you not catch, what was that before two minute? When they called it back, touchdown, called it back, touchdown, called it back, touchdown, called it back, and then a DPI. Oh, you're talking about the reviews when you guys obviously didn't score? And then obviously they weren't going to do shit in the fans, which Nebraska has a phenomenal fans, I think. we saw it. I think it was amazing to see them get as loud as they were. But to see them fucking cheer and the refs go, we can't let these people down. This is literally all they have. You saw the reviews, bro. And that DPI call before halftime, but you guys, that ghost call on Jojo Doman when your receiver just stopped right in front of him. Yeah. And the ball wasn't

catchable. Guess what? The trip was so successful. The boys then had to bring the bus down to Tennessee and meet up with Big Cat and Brandon Walker. Give me top five funniest guys at Barstool. Oh, geez. Because you're just trying to say, White Sox Dave, he's like one of the funniest. All right. PFT and Dave.

One and two, right? Yeah. Who's one and two? Well, I'm not going to do that. We need a one. I mean, I think Dave is, I think Dave still, like, when Dave's on his fastball, I think, and that's not me sucking up. I just think that's the truth.

Yeah. PFT. I'm trying to think. To Dave one. Nick and KB's combined. Yeah. That's a combined person. Rone.

Yeah. Who am I missing? I hate letting you have Nick and KB. They are funny and KB. They are literally combined. They're a combined entity. Nick and KB is at the top for me. They're the funniest guys.

They are extremely funny. I think Nick Teraney's the funniest human being I've ever known. He's very, very funny. I think Rohn, he didn't mention one that I just love doing stuff with Kate. It's very funny to me. I love Kate. And I think Large is tremendously funny as well. We have, it's actually crazy.

You got top four. Who's your five? Hmm. I can't take the sunlight. The UV rays give me a migraine headache. It's fine. You're not even a full-blown ginger, though. I'm not even a ginger at all.

I'm not a blown ginger. You got a 25%. Yeah, being blind, you're considered like a day walker. Yeah. I don't think you are. Yes, you are. You're an albino. I'm a different subset of human being than the ginger.

Brain and Daywalkers. Yes, Daywalker. So we went to Clemson, Texas A&M two years ago. Beautiful day. Probably actually exactly like this. 80, 85 degrees. That was a little cooler than that. We sat in a sweet.

We sat in a suite. We sat in a suite. so we're out of the heat and afterwards he started puking because it was just too hot. That's what happened to him. He started puky. Yeah. Notre Dame, Northern in Wisconsin two weeks ago. Yeah. It was 70 degrees.

The sunlight gives me a migraine and I was down for a day and a half. So this is real. It's from Mississippi and the sun, like, beats down on this bus in a wheelchair. Would you make fun of them for not being able to walk on the bus? Well, it depends on where they came from. This is a physical way. They came from like the number one walking community in the world. It would be ironic, wouldn't it?

Next. Will and Jelly in episode 122. Went to a corn maze in Lincoln, Nebraska. Oh, yeah. God, I bet they got the best corn mazes. Oh, yeah. It's like their whole shit. Yeah, corn.

Yeah. Oh. No, he laughs about the funniest stuff, dude. Damn. Thank you. I'm not saying that this is you. That's why I just say, be careful. But if you don't get those awards, what does that mean to you?

To some people, it could mean. failure. Oh yeah. No, I don't worry about that. And I'll tell you why. I fear nothing because I have been where men are afraid to go. You cannot scare me with going back somewhere I've already been. Not only am I familiar with Rock Bottom, I was a fucking tour guide down there. I could show you around. I love that. I sat on that motherfucker Indian style most of my life. So I move fearlessly in music, whether or not anything works for me or not, because you can never scare me with sending me back where I've been ever. I'm not afraid of that. I'm not afraid to lose everything today. I've already exceeded every expectation in life. I've already done everything they said I couldn't do.

At this point, I'm just trying to put some whipped cream on what's already been the best brownie on earth. Fresh off of Will watching Ted Lasso, we had to bring on the MLS guys, Walker Zimmerman and C.J. Sapong from Nashville SC. I was like working out the YMCA, local YMCA back home, Snellville, Georgia, Lawrenceville, Georgia. And I was on the bike. I was doing like little triathlon type training for myself just to stay like really fit. Yeah. So I was on the last thing.

I was on the bike and I was like basically just doing some positive self-talk, you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, I don't even want to just be a part of the national team or the U-20 national team. I want to be on the full national team. And I don't want to be on the full national team. I want to be the captain of the full national team. And remember like that moment of saying like that is, that's the standard that I want to set for myself. It's like not just being there or being a part of it, but like being a key players.

being a captain. And so, like, when I was the captain of that game, it was, it really was, like, full circle. I went right back to that place and was like, man, all of the hard work, all of that suffering, like, that's how you get to accomplish these kinds of dreams. I Twitter, there's still bombs going off on this phone right now. It's on fire. Oh, it's on fire.

And I just, listen, it's not even on right now. I haven't read one comment. Because these people are burning my house down, my Twitter house down. and I'm sleeping easy, baby. I hated it, but I also respected it because it was a good move on your part. But you saying, I deserve whatever I'm about to get. Instead of like leaning in and playing in with more people,

which I enjoy doing more, Taylor just ended up saying, hey, I did this, I deserved whatever. Go ahead and give it to me. Well, we're on the plane. And I'm like, man, fuck, bro. Go back and forth with some people a little bit. No.

Blame some people. No. I love it. I loved it, dude. And people are like, you know, I don't read it. arguably one of the most anticipated podcast there was a lot of controversy this is episode one twenty four with rhone and sass i broke my arm on the first day of school i had a lunchbox that was uh more of a more of a purse lunchbox not actually but it had like a long god damn this is

all it had like a long strap he broke his arm on a lunchbox that was a purse well i didn't know how else to describe it was a lunchbox but the strap was long. Long strap. I don't know what it was for. I would carry it and I would fling it around the entire time. It was like my first day and I saw one kid that I recognized from like my home room and I was like, where's the French? Where's French clap? And he's like, oh, it's over here. And for some reason, he was sprinting. I don't even remember. I think he was just like one of those kids who just like runs to class. His arms behind. Yeah. So I followed him and I tripped. You started running behind him. I tripped over the lunchbox strap and I like catapulted in the air and I landed on my arm.

Did you cry? No. Be real. I swear to God I didn't cry. I was my first day And there's like a hundred people surrounding me And they're like, Go get the nurse Knowing the kids in my town And like their parents and stuff I'm probably like the enemy of the town

He's putting a disgrace To the name of this town What have you even done that's disgraceful? Nothing. That's what I mean. So you're just, this is just something eternal We need to unpack this You know, back this.

Why do you feel like it's that way? Yeah, we don't pack this. Why do you feel like it's that way? You want to lie down on the couch? No. Not at all. No, just a lot of the people from my town are like really crazy. Yeah, but you could just be making this stuff up now. No, it's like a known thing between me and like the normal people.

The crazy how about? So you wouldn't want to go back because you get cloned by your boys, your normal people, friends that you're thinking of. No, my boys. My boys are my boys. Please. I'm seeing one of my boys after this. But they were like the goth kids that sat underneath the bleachers and smoked cigarettes. They're like, football's gay. This next clip is from episode 125. but Darius Rucker and Will went toes on some football things.

Just take a listen. You're not going to go toe to toe on an SEC schedule. Are you kidding? Here we go. SEC schedule. Can you guys beat Vanderbilt? Yes, but y'all can't. Yes, we could.

No, you could not. Bring up the schedules. I would take Vanderbilt, you name it right now. You're just talking out of your ass right now, Darius? I was going to play wagon wheel after this on the way to the golf course. I ain't playing it no more, man. No. Who we got?

Beat by Kentucky. They're not even that night. What? They're not. You guys lost to South Carolina, Jack? Tennessee? Is this the right schedule? Yeah, that's not.

Yeah, that's old. That's old. You haven't me fired up for a second. Yeah, we beat them last year. They cheated this year. Exactly. You sound like me every week on the podcast. We played Oklahoma, Michigan State, Michigan, Ohio State, all top 10 teams.

Collective, we lost to them 108, was it, 92? Your team's got three wins, and you're trying to, you go. Hey! Yeah, Darius and we'll go. toes on South Carolina, Nebraska. Oh, did you imagine Tiger just taking six grand from him? Like, I beat you, man. Forking it up.

Oh, yeah. Have you ever beat him? No, I've never beat him. This is how great he is, okay? We're playing one day, and he's beat me, and we're on 18, and I tell him, all right, man. If you win this, I'll give you three times, but if I win, you've got to pay me half. All right. And so we go, we hit our drives.

I hit my ball to about eight feet, and he hits it, and he short-sized himself into the trap. And he short-sighted. I mean, the pin's right there. He's in the trap in the front of the green. And he goes up there and I'm like, you know, I'm like, I'm fucking make this punt. I'm getting this. This is.

I'm about to talk my shit. I'm about to talk some shit. We're in the hole. And he got up on that sand shot, looked down to him, hit it. It took one hop and went in. And he looked at me and said, I told you you're never going to fucking beat me. That is fucking crazy, bro. It was unbelievable, dude.

It was unbelievable. There just looks, man, fuck you. Yeah, exactly what happened. This next episode, is from just a week after Michael Chandler went to absolute war with Justin Gachie. And he shares a little bit about what that was like inside that fight. I didn't know I got dropped with the uppercut. I didn't know I was on my back.

I didn't know he came down and hit me with something. That's so crazy. I'm like on my knees trying to like protect myself, still throwing punches while he's trying to finish me. And then I dive in and I get it on a leg, thank God. He like hits me a couple times in the back of the head, you know, not on purpose. It's one of those things where the head is there. you throw, you're just going to throw until the ref tells you to stop throwing. And I remember being on a leg like, how did I get here? And I like looked around and I was like, I don't remember how this

happened. So he must have dropped me. But in my mind, I wish I would have thought, let me think about his body language and how he's reacting right now because Gatchi, I think threw so much into that uppercut, then the one shot and then there's 10 shots after that trying to finish me. And there's nothing more demoralizing than when you get close to finishing a guy, you can't. You look. Look him in the eyes and you're like, dang, dude, like, I can't finish this guy. He's not going away. Leave a comment. Like, subscribe, resubscribe, unsubscribe.

You know, all the fun things that Will and Taylor say. Do that for us. Next one, episode 127 with Josh Wolfe. A couple weeks ago in Dallas, I had a dude show up in a kilt in the front row. And I was like, why are you wearing a kilt? And he goes, I wrestle in East Texas. I do like, he had red hair and a red beard. And I go, oh.

And he goes, you know, I do the whole Irish thing. I go, that's fun. I go, did you wrestle today? And he goes, no. Why are you wearing the kilt? And he started to shake his hips like this. What are you doing? He goes, things get sticky in Dallas.

I just like to keep him loose. And I was like, oh. He goes in front row, I go, but are you wearing underwear? And he said, I'll tell you what I tell everybody else. You got to lift it up to find out. I don't like where this is going. And I said, I want to tell you something. You're challenging the wrong guy.

Ah, boy, here we go. I would, are you telling me you're going to let me lift up your kilt? And he said, yeah. And I go, and there's going to, might be human dick under there. And he said, that's right. And I go, I'm in. I dropped right to my knees. And then he leaned back

And he goes, do you have to do that from your knees? And I was like, yeah. So I reached down and I grabbed the kilt. I lifted up the kilt. I'm saying some stuff could have been worse. Like Wyatt the youngest, Wyatt was six years younger than us. And Cody and I were like 18 months apart,

so we're like a year apart. But Wyatt would come in with like a Sibby Cup and stuff and Cody and I would just essentially bully him out all the time. He blames us for the reason he quit skateboarding because he wanted to like skateboarding. And we like made fun of him for being a skateboarder. And reading. And reading, bro.

I know brutal, man. Wait a second. You teased them out of reading? Yeah, we're like, you know, why you read nerd? Oh, Lee, man. I know. And me telling the story, I feel so bad, bro. Because we literally did that.

What's his name? Wyatt. Wyatt's like, I never learned to read because of you guys. Next, we got another Husker, Husker legend, current NFL running back in episode 1,20. Amir Abdullah. I actually had a really, really crazy draft day. I was back in Birmingham, Alabama with my family.

And the second round starts. Arizona Cardinals called me. They're like, stay on the phone with us, the whole draft. We're going to pick you. But we have like the, I think they had like the 18th pick in the second round. And I'm on the phone with Bruce Ariens. And me and Bruce Ariens have history because he used to host his camp at Hoover High School. I got MVP at that camp.

And jokingly, he was like, man, you're going to play in the league one day. Ironically, years later, he's calling me, trying to draft me. So he's like, dude, I told you. You know, we're just joking about that. I'm like, man, you can't write this stuff. So it's the pick right before Arizona, Detroit's on the clock. And I just hear my mom saying, I'm here, come inside. Because I went outside because I was kind of stretched out.

TJ Yelden had got picked. All the draft boards said I was supposed to go before TJ Yielding. So I was like, oh, man, I don't know what's going to happen. The pick is in, and Detroit had just picked me. Didn't even call me. So I had to tell Bruce Ariens on the phone, like, yo, I just got drafted by the Detroit Lions. To wrap up season three, this is episode 129 with Brian Peters. And so my agent, like nobody's saying anything.

So he sends me out for the summer to arena football, the Iowa Barnstormers, where Kurt Warner played. Shout out the Iowa Barnstormers. Yeah. So my agent goes, go out there, like play for a few weeks, stay in shape in case the NFL calls. And I was like, all right, bet. And I get there. I already think I'm on the team. And it's a 13-man tryout for two spots for like to end out the season.

So I'm like, well, let's ride. To end out the season of an arena football team. Yep. end up making the team me and one other kid so out there getting paid 300 bucks a week before taxes some of the most fun football I've ever played in my life though so much fun because it's just like

freedom it's like you're playing high school ball again dude I was playing this jack linebacker position where I start on like the short side of the field and my only job is that you check run and then you run horizontal and hit anybody of any other other team's color and you're smashing dudes into walls like you're launching dudes over the wall there's people pouring beer on you like I'm talking more shit to the fans

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