Bussin' With The Boys - Best of the Boys (Season 1)

Episode Date: January 1, 2020

Thank you: www.regalrg.com  Anheuser Busch Ajax Turner   Bussin With The Boys #029Best of the Boys (Season 1) -- To wrap up Season 1 (and 2019), we are running back the best clips in chronological order from Episode 001 to Episode 028. You may laugh, you may cry, you may contemplate cutting off your manhood for a Super Bowl...but most of all, we hope that you enjoy this 2-hour compilation of the Best of The Boys from Season 1. Happy New Year, pups. Check out our sponsors:Regal Realty Group - Hunter BrileyPersonal 615-630-9735615-483-0856www.regalrg.comAnheuser BuschAjax Turner  Rate us 5 stars because you're for the boys. Website: bussinwtb.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/  Merch: https://hangtn.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boysFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I wonder how many times I can say boy. We're going to turn this to do a drinking game. Every time I say boy, take a drink. And it's New Year's, probably when this episode drops. This will be the final episode of 2019, and we're doing it a little differently. But first, before I get into all that, man, got to thank our sponsors, Hunter, Briley, Regal Realty Group. You can find them at regalrug.

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Either call them back again or never call them again. Leave him hanging. But that's Hunter Briley with the Regal Realty Group at regalrg.com. Also, shout out Anheiser Bush and Ajax Turner for sponsoring the boys. You know what it's about, dude. It's that hashtag, don't give a mentality. Natty Light Seltzer, 6% alcohol, Aloha beaches, Catalina lime mixers. We're out there all day.

and guys, we need you heavy, heavy on the social media this next week because the boys, the Titans in Nashville, the Nashville boys, they're going to the playoffs. And that is huge news, man. I couldn't be more stoked for those guys. I know they've had an up-but-down year, went through a lot of adversity and shit, and I'll be room for them in the playoffs, man.

But we need that strong, don't give a mentality. Natty-Light-Seltzers, anything you got under that Anheuser-Busch umbrella. We need it loud. We need a proud. We need to post it, and we got to share it all over this fucking place, dude, because we're about to make some noise for the boys in the playoffs. Okay, now, to this episode, it's going to be a nice little unique episode. Basically, what we're going to do is it's going to be Best of the Boys season one, I guess.

We're calling it season one, even though the boy, I'm going back to Nashville this week, and I'm going to be podcasting. We don't have the bus. The bus is in the garage shop, whatever, getting filled. fixed, getting mobile. So we're going to be able to take that thing around and do some real cool shit with it in 2020. We have some big things cooking for 2020. Nice.

I don't want to get too much into it. But I'm going to still be doing it. I'm going to still podcast somehow, whether it's in my fucking house, whether it's in my bathroom, whether it's in a coffee shop, whether it's, who knows, dude. Maybe it'll be milk and honey in the gulch. I just made that up. I love their freaking, I love their breakfast, though. Or Fido's.

I love Fido's too. But yeah, we got to keep this. We got to keep this bus rolling, pups. We got to keep this thing going. So I'm going to still be doing pods. But this is going to be the best of the boys season one. So what we're going to do is we're going to be reviewing clips from season one in chronological order, starting with episode one and rolling through episode 28.

It's like all the best stuff of all these episodes. So if you're new, you get to kind of hear some of this stuff you might have missed early on. You don't want to go back and binge the pod. get it we're not Netflix but I'm going to pop in between episodes give you a little summary of the episode and keep things moving smoothly

for the audio only listeners you'll hear a sound after each clip to let you know that a new clip is starting this way you don't think they're all blending together obviously if you're watching on YouTube which is fucking awesome you're a true motherfucker

then you'll just see the new guest every time it's that's pretty It's pretty simple. But yeah, man. Yo, 2019, I'm sure we're going to do pods on recapping the year personally between me and Taylor when we're together finally. Dude, what a fucking roller coaster, man. And in a great way, the best theme park I've ever been to.

2019 has definitely been my best year personally. A lot of different shit, man. Some transitional stuff with, you know, not. knowing, having a plan as far as how I was going to approach the NFL season, deciding to surpass OTAs, training camp, taking a risk to do those things because I believe that whoever wanted to bring me in just already knew that this is a guy that is going to pick up stuff fast and I kind of bet on myself a little bit, turning down several tryouts and things like that to

getting injury settlement going through an injury process with the Saints was only with them for 10 days when stuff seemed to be looking solid for the boy. Like the plan was working too. Chilling on my ass for the first hell I don't know. What was it?

Seven, eight weeks. And honestly thinking that it could be it, that I could be potentially retiring. Honestly, I was at peace with it. I always have fun tailgating, building the bus with the boys. Thank God I started bustle with the boys, man. I'm so glad, you know, Taylor was all in with me.

And I got out, you know, that we started this thing, that we started building this thing because, you know, it kept me busy. It kept my mind going. It kept my mind off thinking, like, what if that, the other? Because the transitional period can be a little spooky. It can be a little, it can be tough, man. But then, you know, going to Oakland.

And, man, just everything, dude. Our, you know, rest of peace, Matt Neely, bro. He would be so fucking happy right now, man. Him passing. Just a crazy year. Getting engaged to my now fiancé Charo. It has been a fucking year, bro. And for Taylor, being suspended, fighting through all that adversity,

dealing with leadership this and that. The Titans kind of suck in the first half of the year. Everybody ready to have everybody's head calling for this, that, the other. And then then boys just fucking pulling it together and, you know, building one hell of a team going into the playoffs. It's been a year, guys. And honestly, for the podcast, I did not expect anything like this. I expected that it would be dope eventually.

You know, because you never know. You're so, you're like putting your most vulnerable side out, talking, and being like, man, I hope people think this is dope or, you know, think this is as cool as we think it is. And it's a lot, man, to put yourself out there like that. And, man, you guys have embraced it, dude. And we are so thankful because you've helped us, like you've legit helped us, especially when we're playing ball. And we have our team, Alex Lagos, Blasernandez, Zach Patton, Peyton McCollum, and Taylor Burgess at the beginning. I'm at cardboard films, but man, the team we got, the squad we have, dude, you guys are awesome.

They've helped push content. You guys have shared it. You guys have been on board. You guys have shouted it from the fucking rooftops, dude. Please continue to do so because that's honestly how we build is organically. We don't put any money into advertising and shit like that. I mean, I probably would if I understood how to do it. But we honestly just grow organically, like through our audience.

fan base and you guys and dude we are so fired up to her and i so many times we're on the phone like is this going to be cool is are you sure this going to work should we should we run episodes to the season are we taking a chance here and yeah we took a little bit of a chance because you get under some fucking heat when your team is losing and people feel like your podcasting you're doing something else out of the year but all that to say man we're we're so thankful and appreciative for this year 2019 and again and it's fucking I'm going to be a broken record we would not be here without you guys so please continue to share continue to tweet about it instagram about it shout out don't give up all that stuff man you want to say something nice say

something nice you want to shit on us shit on us in a fun way and that don't be too hard on us um speaking of shit man i have two jam thumbs right now from the fucking from the game um man i'm cussing a lot this morning yeah i'm in offseason mode i don't know what it is but i'm just in full don't give a mentality right now But I have two jam thumbs from that temper game. I said a mild little concussion. So I'm sitting here with a little concuss, a little CTE, and two jam thumbs.

And I was bringing that up because I mentioned shitting. Dude, it is hard to wipe your ass with a jam thumb, man. I'm talking. When I grab that toilet paper and put it together and stuff, I was like, oh, shit, this is going to be tough. This is going to be a little fight here, comp, because I can't switch hands because my other thumb is jammed too. So I had to battle that adversity a little bit this morning.

But anyways, we're going to drop this heat for you guys. We hope you enjoy it. Happy 2019. Happy New Year's, dude. You know, we fucking love you guys, man. Without further ado, Blas drop the fuck. They're going to be Delaney Walker. He judges Will's Bot in the hot tub.

I've got to relive that moment again. Judging my fat-ass winter body. Enjoy. Yeah, anyway. I was coming in the hot tub. Delaney was in the hot tub. in there and I'm always hyped to see Delaney. I always see him in the steam room, sauna.

He's always in there doing his own little P90X workout in the steam room. We used to always talk shop all the time, but I was hyped to see him. You know, I'm like, the boy. He's like, calm, what up, man? You stop working out this year? You know, it's getting late. The winter coat comes on a little bit. I'm sitting their pale white.

The tights are on a little tight, so I got the little muffin top showing. and hey, Kyle, you stopped working out this year? And just, I didn't say none. I just got, you know, that hurt to hear, but. He killed you. Me, I can get fat. So I've seen it. It was happening, like, with the first week, when I broke it, I was killing food.

I'm just like, you know, I'm like trying to get up, back hurt. No more abs. I'm like, oh, no, I can't do this, you know. You kind of just feeling sorry for yourself when you're injured like that. Not really. I got, you know, I was paid, so I was like, I'm just going to be honest. You just signed a contract.

I just signed a contract. That is nice. That is nice. It's like your seventh contract. Yeah, I wasn't even really bad. This next one, we have Rich Froning, the goat of CrossFit, him on not getting paid for his own documentary, and we talk about all these CrossFit contributions going on.

Hey, we're going to put it on iTunes. We're going to do this. We're going to do that. I'm like, cool. And they're like, and we're not going to pay you for it. They're not going to pay you for it? We haven't received a dime from that. But, yeah.

From that documentary? Get my wife talking about that. Oh, I wish she was on so she could go off about that. Is there a lot of money in CrossFit? For him? Yeah. Depends on where you're at. Depends on what level you're at.

Feel free to answer your own questions too. Will. Feel free if you want to. It's okay. If you want to direct them all towards Will. Yeah, I mean, it's just like stuff with you guys. You get endorsements. Like we're not getting paid obviously by a team or anything,

but there's endorsements in a lot of that stuff. Dude, that's some horseshit, though. If I was CrossFit, I would take this guy. If I was CrossFit, I would take this human being. I don't even know his name. Don't care. I would put him in a bright yellow outfit. And I put him in the hardest course and the most main stage and just expose his ass.

Dude, if you want to qualify, go ahead. Go ahead. You qualify. Do it. Then you got Rich over here. He's going to bury you. Well, see, that was the deal that would kind of happen before. It's like you would get these guys in the open that would do really well,

make it to regionals. and you're like, I never heard this guy. And then they would get exposed at regionals. But now you don't have that. That's kind of the deal. They cheat. They cheat. They cheat.

Yeah, it's like it could be paralyzing to people. Most people, they don't want to, like, you guys put yourself out there. And like, everybody's watching you and you go to, you know, practice and meetings. And you get picked apart. And like, you've got to be very strong minded to get out there and do it. But you're putting yourself out there and understanding that you're going to have failure. And most people don't even don't want that at all. They're like, like, who wants to live like that?

Just paralyzing your fear. Yeah. I was just like, just figured to go one or two ways. You tell me, no. It's like the same thing, like when you're trying to put yourself out there. Like, all right, well. And I, you know, who knows what his real thought process? I mean, Rape does a great job.

He keeps things close to the vest. And I was just saying, like, all right, what's the worst you going to tell me? Like, right, no doubt. Too bad. Get lost. Like, so I was like, all right, I'll just take my shot. And so we sat and talked. And then he said he'd get back to me.

And I just, then at that point, I was like, I'm not going to be the guy that's like, because some people at times people do it, and then they start getting desperate, and you're trying to, like, get people to call for you or whatever. Right, right. And I just kind of left alone and knew he, you know, when he wanted to talk to me, he talked to me. Yeah. And I just left it at that. And I actually went out and, because we were off.

So, like, I didn't want to sit around all day. So I was like, I'm going to do something to occupy me all day. Right. That's what I did. And it was like, my phone ran. And I did it. I was getting on, like, the chair left and be like, yeah. Yeah.

Not him. Oh, no text yet. No, no text yet. At least like, you get paid someone calls. You're like, Mom. Like, fucking waiting on a call, okay? Like, put it back down. Yeah.

I was such a fucking weirdo in middle school, dude. I wore, oh. I wore, like, the dickies, dicky shorts, dude, all the way down my ass, dude. Like, literally, if I wasn't wearing on the door, you'd see my butthole. Like, that's how, that's how low. Take the mic away from juice, dude. Don't let him laugh on this podcast right now. But I'm being dead-ass serious, dude.

I would, my pants would be low, and I had, like, I had the sweatbands. that I wear and it said like corn and slip knot dude I didn't even listen you would be a corn and slip not do hot topic was hot I honestly shopped the hot topic all the time not joking I if I ever wear like mascara if I saw my seventh grade self okay I'll get that in a second I'll get to that in a second um if I saw my seventh grade self right now I just shake me I just shake me for like 15 minutes and he'd be like what are you doing sir like just don't use you're better than this you're gonna be better than this all right it was bad dude my god middle school is such a shit show for me dude same here i think for everybody what i had a little

crew we called ourselves the s unit what's the s unit that's when 50 cent was hot he was the g unit and we were in the end we were in the s unit and the oh what you had to do to get in brace yourself i'm ready dude tell me everything you had to shave your arms that's not terrible i thought it was going to be way worse you had to shave your arms you had to shave your arms And there was a day, we called it like kid day. We didn't call it a kid like a little kid, but we had a dude then our crew that ran with our squad. The S crew. Yeah, K-I-D-D, and we called it Kid Day because he always wore a hoodie, athletic shorts, and then you wore a wristband on your calf.

And, you know, you shaved your arms and you were in the yes. I got to be honest with you, I love to hate on that, but I love uniforms. I had Vine in college, and I know there's one specific video of, me, me and my buddy Nick Bennett and his younger brother, Jack, made a five-part Vine series about, I like the series, about two, about two French cadets that were looking for like Cheez-topia or something like that. And we ended up like going, going through like a bunch of like a bunch of stuff and like Nick's brother played like two different characters.

And there's a cat, he had a cat named Fat Stap. LeBaron, which was like the bad guy in the movie. Yeah. And then it ended up being Jack was the bad guy the whole time. So, spoiler alert, if you ever find that vine, which I don't think you can find the archives of vine. You can't. Which I'm so happy.

Oh, yeah, okay. Maybe I'm upset for you. I'm so happy people. That one from on, on Instagram from J. Dodd Baker underscore 75. Why does Will look like an overgrown ferret that rides the bitch? What? What? Yo, you kind of do.

Is he talking about me? Yo, you kind of do looking a ferret, dude. It's your mustache. Why does he have to throw the shot right in the bench at the end? Yeah, is that hurt? I'd be more mad about the ferret top. But hey, hey, it's your insult to take. Because my stash, when it kind of grows out, I do have a little ferret-esque to it.

You don't have a great, you know what I say? You don't have a strong upper lip. I have a strong jaw line, which you don't have, though. That's all right. You can tell shade of me all day. I'm sorry, I did not mean to do that. It's more about me being upset or what I know you're hurting. I know you're hurting.

I know you're hurting. As long as you know the place is coming back. I get it. I get it. So coming out of the draft, okay, so you got the draft to Nashville. And I've seen comparisons on the surface level of like, you know, in social media and news about how well Nashville did compared to like Arlington and the likes of being everywhere. We smacked them up. And Nashville's been the best.

It was the best one so far. They got butch slapped. I'm sorry. They got push slap, baby. Yeah. Put that on a t-shirt. Almost spit up that water, man. I'm loving the confidence.

Sorry. It got butch slat, baby. I don't normally do that, but I couldn't. I'd tell you, I'd say, that's what a day. You love it. You just swinging big right now, but you got that biggest balls in this bus, man.

We bush-lop to my puppies. Bush slapped them up, man. So you, did you expect it to be 500,000 plus people? No, I would tell you, we told the NFL and with police. We can do 100,000 a day. easy. Yeah. So we thought 300,000, and we were prepared for 150,000 a day. So we, off the record with cops, we would go, we'll have 150. I said at least Thursday night, probably with Tim McGraw on Friday night.

But let's use 100, manage expectations, exceed. And then, yeah, it, you know, since I've already said shit, I about shit myself. Yeah. Thursday night. Dude, how good of a feeling is that? It was a good shit. Yeah. It was a good shit. That was a smooth wife.

It was a one way. Didn't have to go back for seconds. Friday morning, he's taking that morning shit like, ah. You gotta be sitting there like, I'm just a fucking stud. In training camp, this dude did a skit of Vrabel and came in with the rabble, the jacket, the cut off jacket, just like Vrabble, with the little dip damn there with the cup. bro, this man killed. He had the whole locker room dying laughing.

That's probably the most memorable moment that I can remember. Bro, that was, I was nervous on that too because you asked a couple guys. I don't see how because you were, you killed it. Well, Wes, a couple guys that are like, you know, I don't know if it's the best idea, like making fun of the head coach. But I felt like I was, if Rable, like, he's tied with everybody, right? Right, yeah, yeah. So I was in there like, man, you know, everybody else was telling me like, do it, do it, do it.

And our rookie, the rookies last year, fucking suck, bro. Yeah, that was trash. And so we had to do something to kind of liven up the rookie show. and I was like I got full gear on that Vrableware's at practice. Right. I'm walking, trying to walk in the meeting room, holding the iPad with a little pep in your step, and just start, you know, going in on film. I had a cut up put together.

And I'm trying to talk to the team, how, you know, Vraib talks to the team. It was funny. It was good. Thank God. You saved training camp, bro. You saved training camp for everybody. You brighten to everybody day. I think after that, man, everybody just felt rejuvenated,

ready to go to practice, ready to finish training camp. Because like I said, that was hilarious. Should I appreciate that, man. Bro, you're a solid co-host. Hey, man, you know, man, y'all might have to full-time. Hey, Taylor. Hey, you better get back on, baby. Because, listen, man, this thing is up for grabs right now.

This thing is up for grabs right now. This thing is up for grabs. Yeah, we might have to. We get along good. Y'all, I'd be saying y'all, you'd be arguing a lot of times. You can go back and forth. Listen now. Better get right now.

We might have to open up tryouts again. So when we were in Nebraska, when Twitter was starting to come up, make its rise, Our head coach, Bo Pellini, he didn't want us to use Twitter at all. Right. And I was going to be a senior, so I was one of the captains, one of the leaders. I kind of, I was like, you know, he always had me in his office talking about just anything that went on. He wanted to talk about, like, why we shouldn't have Twitter. You know, I was, me and a few others, we were the voice of why we should.

Like, you know, why it's okay, and it'll work. And, like, yeah, I get it. But you don't want to strip guys. You want to allow guys to be themselves at the same time. Within a week, bro, we had a, Beau calls me. It's like early in the morning. too like you know i'm waking up he calls me he's like comp he's like what the what am i supposed to do with this one and he reads he's like come to my office and i'm like oh god

i'm like jesus i you know go into his office i said i he's like let me read you something he reads me late he's like this is on twitter he says lambourgiene mercy your chick she's so thirsty i'm in that two-seat lambo and your gore and your girl she's trying to jerk me. Right. He reasoned like that voice his little, you know, he's like adult voice of not knowing the rap lyrics. Not knowing exactly what you told me. And I just put my head down and he's like, what the fuck

do you want me to do with this? Right. And I'm like, it's a rap, you know, it's a rap lyric, it's this and then he's like, I don't give what it is. Right, right. He's like, this is the shit we can't have out there because the media, this, that, the other. But dude, it's crazy what, how you can get condemned for that stuff. And me and DB were talking about, hey, how many guys do you think meat take a peek at the meat when they get walking the shower like when they go in the shower

and because we're we're sitting there and I'm like okay no matter what all of them do everybody does you walk in the shower doesn't matter how well and doubt you are like you know it's not like you're meat watching right you just take a peek like hey you know I'm not walking there sometimes I man I was wearing spandex all day long got the little boy he's just sitting pursed up on the balls like he ain't I'm not feeling good about myself you know what I mean it might have been cold. Right, right. Sometimes,

yeah. November. Yeah, right. It was cold out. Sometimes you've got to find those linemen to go standby. Like, you know,

we're on the same boat together here, I see. But, DB and I were talking, and I was like, okay, so we already know everybody's taking, to,

taking the peak at the meet. Now, how many guys in their own, in their own manly way can admit that they do? And our over, under was like, I bet you only,

like 60% of guys would admit to doing it. And the ones who say no, they're like, we tried naming a few. Like we tried saying, uh,

BT was going to be one that's like, no, they're going to try to play it too cool. Yeah, hell no, hell no. I don't do that shit. Like, come up, you stupid.

Like, you know, I don't do this. Like guys who got to keep their tough guy image. And that's what most guys do. They just try to avoid answer. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. You know, damn well, they probably do. Yeah. Because it's like, like you said,

Bray's almost where, you know, it's almost impossible to keep your eye level I'm looking everywhere. I mean, it's just like, you know, it's going to flash. It might not be something that you can stay, but it's going to flash across your vision. Yeah.

It's nothing you can do about it. I mean, I feel like. You just glanced. I don't know. He's got a piece on him. Yeah. Oh, this guy's hilarious. Oh, okay.

We can get back into question. But that was the one. There was like a, there was an office at the front of the ranch. We had an office at the front of the ranch, and there was one computer. And it was my mom's work computer. And we didn't have internet. We didn't have internet in the house. so when I figured out

this friend named Waylon and I figured out what porn was he showed me he was that friend had my first chew with him you know what I'm saying all that shit did a couple of things

whatever and he was like a super bad influence kid and I get to I figure out what porn is and I'm like I'm walking past the office one day and I'm like yo is that a computer and I'm in there dude I swear to God I was in there for four days straight

12 hours every five all day and my mom would come in and be like, what do you do? Just like hitting the minimize button as fast as possible. Like lower the volume. Like, nothing, mom. And that's back on pop-ups were relevant. No, pop-ups were everywhere, dude.

And the most disgusting pop-up. I just didn't know, dude. It'd be like a girl and a snake all of a sudden. Like, you, what? What? I'm just looking for the regular stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm 12, 13.

I want to see missionary, dude. I want to see missionary. I want to see missionary. I want to see her on bottom and me on top. Yeah. I want to see those kinds of things. But then a snakes get popped up I'm like yeah yeah yeah the animal thing

What's that about? Long story short you took four days That computer dead Couldn't my mom went up there And like went to look at emails one day Thing wouldn't even fucking start dude That thing put a gun to its own head And shot it's out

It was so done Dude so my dad Here's what happened with me My dad got like pissed off And because you know pop-ups were happening And you're like young You don't you don't think that they know But they know

And he's like Well let me talk you outside for a minute. I have no idea, like, what he's about to say. I'm like, all right. Hey, Dad, what's up? He's like, what is tits and askolore.com? No, he did not say that.

I swear to God. Immediately, I'm thinking of the buddy you were talking about. I'm thinking of my friend. I'm like, uh, son of a bitch, got me, God, dude. Trim, Trump Montgomery, he was on the computer earlier. And I was, I was telling him to get off of it. Because I didn't, you know, Wyatt. I didn't, why it.

You sold your boy out. Yeah, yeah. You sold him out. Yeah, he was never allowed to come to my house again. What a terrible friend. Roman, you see that? Don't fucking, don't ever be boys of will. When fear is happening, yes.

He's under the bus. He was like a, he wasn't like that good of a friend anymore. But anyway, throw him under the bus. And he's like, if I ever catch you on a porn site again, I will box your jaws. Your dad said that? That was my talk. So me, I was just a kid that, you know, you stayed at your buddies. I was like, hey, man, you got Cinemax, you got HBO.

So you haven't watched porn since? No, no, I did all the time. The first time I like, jerked off like dude dude but everyone you guys all remember the first time

you guys jerked off oh yeah my left leg went shaking oh okay don't even hold so dude about 13 like so like by the way the story I just told

like didn't jerk off once I'm just staring at it dude like literally 12 hours of my day I'm just watching porn like I'm not even I'm like yeah it seems like something's going on

down there but uh okay oh my god like so sexually frustrated dude running around like punching other kids whatever so I figure out, dude, I'm on the bus.

I go to Desert Canyon Middle School. And I go on this bus. And these eighth graders, I'm in seventh grade. These eighth graders are talking about jerking off. And I'm like, in my head, like, I've literally Googled like, how do you make yourself do it? Because I think to myself, I'm thinking at this age, I'm like, oh, it only works if a guy and a girl does it for you. Like, that's the only way it happens. That's how babies are made, right?

So I'm like lost. And I hear these kids talking about, yeah, jerked off last night. Yeah, that, that, that. They're talking about all that stuff. And I'm like, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, you time this week. Like, all that crazy. I'm like, yo.

And I'm sitting like two rows in front of, I'm like, yo, my mind is blown, dude. I'm like, my mind is blowing up. I'm like, holy shit. You can do it yourself. You can do it yourself. So I rip over to the house as fast as I can, dude. I get home. Parents aren't home.

And I start to watch them porn. But I'm like, ah, dude, I don't want to get caught. So I like, wait to my, I wait. My mom comes home 50 minutes. And I was like, dude, you're on top of it. it. You knew she was coming home. Yeah. So I'll wait until she goes to sleep. I'm in the living room. Do we have one computer

in the living room? In the living room now. And moved. And I'm watching. Do you remember lime wire or frost wire? Yeah. Just like just like HIV and AIDS for all computers everywhere. And I was downloading some shit. I don't even know what I was looking at, dude. But I'm kind of like, just talking at it. I'm not really doing nothing. I don't really know what's going on, dude.

And all of a sudden, like I'm sitting there. And I'm like watching it. I'm like, go, and my like leg starts like going, like shaking like this. I'm like, yo,

what is, what is happening? And I just made a mess, dude. Made an absolute mess. Keyboard was never the same. Hey, that's a funny.

Dude, that was a first time, dude. I've been chasing that high ever since, dude. I've been chasing that high, dude.

Out there, like, God, I got to get back on. how I get back on that train. I'm sitting there figuring out, okay, my buddies told me this is how I do it. So I'm going to have a little. Your buddies?

Yeah, my buddies. Yeah, my buddies. So I'm sitting in the bathroom, run the shower, obviously, take a shower. Yeah. Get out the lotion, make a little scene about it. Start, you know, going to work. Boy starts going to work pretty quick. And obviously, you know, it doesn't, it doesn't last long for a young, youthful dude.

Yeah, or 27 years old. I can sit right now. But keep going. My leg, like yours did, my left leg starts, like, twitching. And it starts, like, leaning up, like, on the counter. And it's just like, oh! And it just goes everywhere. Fast word, the next night, can't wait to do it again.

I already start taking a shower. I'm like, I'm going to do this in the shower. That's why I had to learn the hard way about shampoo. So I'm like, oh, what can I use in the shower? Because the lotion, it was falling off way too quick. I'm like, it ain't working. I got to think, come think. Oh, it's shampoo.

So I start going to work. work, a shampoo. Well, this one's hilarious because I didn't go the second time. Calls a shot.

This one's hilarious, dude. I thought I was about to. Oh, no. And then I just started pissing. What?

What? That wasn't it. That wasn't it. That wasn't it. That was it. We played poop dollar. You were playing poop dollar? No.

Dude, you're missing out, dude. What is it? You guys never heard of poop dollar? You never played poop dollar? No. Dude, we would literally, so like, well, you take a shit and then you like take a little bit of it out and you put it on a dollar.

And then you go across the street and you put it face down. And then you and the boys, a couple 30 packs, just hang out and wait for people to pick up the dollar. Well, we go to camp July 25th and, you know, obviously a lot of things can happen. The three of us or just the two of us? Yeah, right now it's just going to be the two of us. Right now it's just the two of us. Hey, I'm not going to lie when he said we got camp July 25th on Marty. Is he just going to take a shot at me right now?

Brayble's going to open the door and John Robinson right there with like your letter getting you invited. Yeah, so like you're my boss. And so I got there's a there's a fine line right where I can tow and I can't toe. So I got to know like do you want special treatment while you're on here? Do you want to be treated like everybody else? I think you can ask me whatever you want to ask me and I have an opportunity to answer however I want to. Okay, cool. God, he's he's he's well-versed.

He's well. Well, all right. Tell me about the first time you masturbated. How was that? You know the, you, we've been through this. We've been through this. It wasn't that great. He said it wasn't that.

We've been through this. These are our conversations that go on in the old line room. And so you can't answer, you can't ask a question that you already know the answer. Tell me about the first time you lost your virginity. What was that? You already know that? No, I don't know that. I don't know that one.

I don't know that one. Everybody has to rank one to 10. It's like one, two. Some guys are like a three. First off, Hey, I don't know you. I don't know the virginity story. That's the old line gig.

When you're in our room, it's just straight, let me just tell you real. Jen listens. Jen listens to this religiously. It was with my wife, our wedding night. It was a very special occasion. It was amazing.

It was amazing. So special. I love that. I love that answer. I think the best five minutes of my life. Five minutes? That's a record setting for your first time. When you,

when you started to get older and you started to realize like, man, like, I, I don't got it like I used to. No kidding. Like, what was that transition? That was Jen. Because I think to myself, I'm like, I'm sitting here year five going into year six.

And I'm thinking like technically I'm, you know, over the hill or on top of it, I guess. And then that decline starts like for most people, right? Like 10 people start to show a little bit or even like 10. Well, I think it all depends. I mean, I think genetics has a lot to do with it, training and just a lot of luck. But honestly, it was Jen. We went out to San, we went out to San Diego and I was with the Chiefs. And they had Ryan Matthews.

He was a rookie. running back and I probably had eight miss tackles I mean I couldn't catch him I couldn't tackle him when I could catch them and I came back and I landed and I got home and it was late and she was like how much longer do you think you can do this oh Jesus that's tough and I said Jen just being a realist what year was this for you probably 2010 I think it was probably 2010 it was the year I retired and I was like I don't I go was it that bad she said you just didn't look like you were you looked when you were like 28 I said, well, neither do you, but I'm not telling you to quit.

I'm not telling you to quit. If we win a Super Bowl and I'm playing for you still, will you get my name attached in your body? Your name, no. What would you do? I would do something if you wanted to make a bed. Matt Neely, yeah, he's shaking his head. Matt Neely said he would cut off his dick for a Super Bowl.

For a one, Super Bowl. And I said, and I have no problem saying, no, I wouldn't do that. Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl? Oh. Been married 20 years? Yeah, probably. You've got three. As a player.

You guys will be married for 20 years one day. Would you, if you came home, if you came home holding a bag of ice, and Jen was like, oh, honey, would you do? She'd be like, I thought you already got fixed. I had to cut my dick off, honey. We're going to want a surrogate ice. rule she'd be like eh all right or would she be upset she'd probably be on board

she would be like do you want me to do it do it now do to do it now I made the ultimate she's like warming up a knife in the fire like getting ready to go you know what I wouldn't cut my piece off for 10 hey did anything I wouldn't cut my piece off for a Super Bowl yeah I mean that's nobody's whole night against you or like 10 people out there like oh how bad is he even

fucking won it if he won't cut a stick off for a Super Bowl does he even want to be a Titan That would be some Matt Neely Tweetin shit right there. Matt Neely would tweet that for sure. Matt, how'd you get into being like a... Were you always a Titans fan? Yeah, since first season.

But I honestly think I'd have to take a hard look at it. And if I would cut my dick off for a championship. No, I would use mine. Would you cut your dick off for a Titans championship? I'm at that point. As a super fan? I'm close. I mean, I just care.

Can I ask you a question? We all fucking care. Matt, can I ask you a question? Yes. Yeah. how often do you use it I've I've had sex well yeah

like this dude what's your thoughts on fighting in football I played guard in our local Australian league and it's not it's hard not to like yeah dude it's hard not to fight people when in football

no question do I think you should be able to fight in football I think it would be so entertaining I'd be down I'd be down to throw a little couple bows here and there but I dude it'd be so bad. Why do you get the shit kicked out of them? The boy,

Quentin Nelson, on deck up next. We talk about the Colts, obviously. Talk about accountability partners. A lot of cool stuff. Colts first tight. All that shit, man. Q's a stud. You guys are

going to like it. Quentin Nelson. He's a freak, man. Were you in that game when Michigan played South Carolina? Yeah, you don't have a stupid class. since you already know is there do you are any specific plays you want to ask me about will

no that one is there a play that he was like famous for uh yeah so that play was a uh power play and um look i'm not going to call people out wasn't it wasn't my assignment to block him on that play i'll say that i was supposed to go to a deuce which is the tackle in the guard universal term to the will linebacker yeah and so i didn't but you in that play in that play i remember God, I hate doing this to my guy. So we're playing clown.

I was like obviously the biggest thing. Clon is like the biggest fucking, he's this shit, right? And we're like terrified. They said, before we put the end, like, hey, Taylor, just let you know, like, we're not going to give you any help. We're going to see how you do. And if you need help, we'll help you. I was like, great.

Yeah. That sounds awesome, dude. Hey, dope. So the game's actually going pretty good, dude. Like, it's, I'm having a bit of a game. And it's getting towards the end. And we, it was like fourth down or something like that. And we miss the fourth, the first down by like, literally a yard.

And the refs are like, they called the first down for us. And like, it was so obvious that we didn't get it. It was crazy. Yeah. The very next play that play happened. And I remember being in my stance and I said to the titan, I said, deuce. And the tit didn't like, goes, Trey? Like, he wants me to do it.

I was like, no. I was like, no, it's a deuce. I had that much time to explain what was going on And I went down Hit the hip of that The two And go up to the wheel And before we even hit the wheel

I just hear cheering Screaming And I hit the wheel And I look at him I go There's no chance It's a good thing for us And I turn around dude

And he's like got it He's all flexed up like this And like What happened And people were coming up the field And people are like What the fuck happened Is Vincent Smith okay

Like Vincent Smith Like I was a running back He was like 5-3 he was just little dude just got disintegrated you dude but he got up no problem like he's a stud he's from hokey florida tell me tell will what you told me about rack when you saw him selling the fucking g-jic cupcakes dude uh so we're in the hotel room uh before the game uh i'm rooting rooming with braden smith and uh we're like watching tv or whatever like watching some like NFL show or whatever and like this commercial comes on i'm like looking in my playbook like

focusing on the game and all of a sudden it's a cupcake commercial so my fat ass obviously he looks at it and I'm like oh shit cupcakes and then it's like I'm like people were stressing over Arapo because he's like such a great player and once I saw that commercial I was like

nah he's done he's toast I was like he owns a cupcake shop like come on come on he's done He's done. He's going to end him, bro. The boys were down in Cabo and they sat at the same place that Cardi B and offset.

We pull up the first day into this house. House is immaculate. It's beautiful. And we're cruising around. All the boys are finding in their rooms. They're going to stay in. Put my bag down. I walk out.

And we're eating. They have like, uh, shushimi waiting for us. They have like lobster tail. They have a whole bunch of stuff like, just waiting for us. And, uh, this guy Aaron, our bartender, our homie, he goes, uh, he goes, uh, he's, he's, It's, uh, uh, uh, Carty B was here yesterday. We're like, what? Cardi B.

She does, Cardi B. The rapist. She just, she just left. I was like, oh, Cardi B. The rapist just left. Okay. All right. So, uh, Quinn, my brother-in-law, he goes on our Instagram and sees that they literally did a video for their song, Clout in the hot tub of the house we're staying at.

So the first day, all the boys, all the boys knew, like, back in the day, I was a big, like, dub smash dude. And, uh, they're like, Taylor, you got to do it. You got to do the video, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I'm not doing the video. That's stupid. There's no way.

It won't get any hits. It's dumb. And so we go about our business. We spend the whole, like, a whole weekend boozing, having a good time, hitting, what, Mango Bay or whatever, mango deck. Yeah, man. Going down to Squid Road, no name bar, just kind of crushing it down a cop. Love it.

Go a little fish in action. And the last day we were there before we left, we're, we're, it's the morning. We're all having morning margaritas. The drink of the drink of the drink of. the whole weekend was just tequila on the rock with a splash of lime. That was the drink. And they're like, dude, let's just do it. And I was kind of like, nah, I don't know.

But in my head, I'm like, yo, if the boys get hype about it, I'll do. So the boys, like, someone got hype about it. I was like, fuck it, let's do it. Q, you got to be Cardi B though, because, dude, you're just, you're fucking, you're thick, bro. You got to do it. And Q was all about it.

You were all in from the get-go, ready to do it. Yep, yep. And so I have to do offsets part. He moves around a lot more, so I had to, like, go and figure out his, like, well, his little choreographer or whatever. And, um, so I'm in the corner of this house by myself. Well, all the boys are with Q. Like, giving Q-point is doing it.

And I'm like, staring at my phone. Like, okay. And switch to the pit, house man on the beach, all right. Close that crazy on streets. And you know, they're coming to the feet. And I'm, like, trying to do all the stuff or whatever. Yeah, this is the video up here. Hats up.

He's up. Huss up. It's still wet like a big bitch. It's a lot. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. That's awesome. Oh, that's awesome.

So funny, man. The Bachelor, Sean Booth. Coming in hot. We talk about him and Booth Camp. Talk about Blue Light Blockers. Conspiracy theories. Love conspiracy theories.

Living with all dudes in that Bachelorette household. And we talk a lot of stuff that had to do with the Bachelorette. And then he also tells a story about a wild car accident he had. But Sean Booth was great, man. You guys are going to laugh at a couple of these things. Joy.

Enjoy. Yeah. I try like every morning when I wake up, like I'll put my phone out in the kitchen. So I'm like trying to stay away from that phone for like the first like 30 minutes I wake up and try like just meditating a little bit. I got to do that man. Because as soon as my phone goes off, I'll like roll over. Yeah. I'll hit snooze and all the starts going through Instagram.

Because you're on your phone all day long. It's like as soon as you get out of bed, you're like, all right. Let's see here. It's like you're expecting a text. Like I look at a text. Yeah, exactly. Or I'm going to look up something and then you open your phone and just go down the rabbit hole. Yeah.

Instagram or Twitter. Yeah. Then you close your phone and then you're like, oh shit. What was I even going to do? Yeah. Then you're on Pornhub and then it's like, all fucked up. Everything goes downhill, dude. You're talking about blue light.

You buy some blue light blockers on Amazon next. They do not sponsor us. We're going to bleep all that out. Oh, they're going to do. God. Blue light blockers. How are you disrespectful to your own, to your own podcast? I'm not.

What do you mean? You're disrespecting us with blue light blockers. I'm just letting the people know, like, you get blue light blockers, too, the stuff you were hating on, the last. Yeah, I did hate on those, but they are, they are beneficial. I listen to a little bit of that Joe Rogan pod where everybody's about to Storm Area 51 Oh yeah, that's crazy

Have you signed that petition? I did not sign it Yeah No, but hasn't been presented to you? It hasn't. Why are you trying to present it to me right now? No, I'm a big like Do you believe in that shit?

Do you believe in that shit? Yeah, I like Joe Rogan guy And he said don't do it So I'm saying don't do it There you go Whatever he says He's like Dude, the last guy I tried to storm Area 51 got shot and killed

Yeah, they were saying like You guys can try and storm on this place But you're gonna get fucked up But if there's a half of a million people. They're going to bring in a million. You think they're just going to. No, I know.

They'll bring in 300 guys, dude. Yeah, they didn't even need a million. And it'll just be trained people versus guys with rakes running out there. Yeah. Like, you think they'll mow down half a million people? But anyways, with those glasses, you should be right next to Bob Azar in front of those millions of people. Yeah.

Yeah. That stuff's wild. You got to sign your rights away a little bit when you go on that show. Oh, sign your rights. Yeah. It's like a 30 page contract. No way. It's like...

And you have no right to say, like, the depiction of how you were represented in the show, right? No, it's like you will... You can be embarrassed. It can cause depression, like, all this stuff. Like, are you taking Zoloft? And you're... Are you starting a contract, dude? Yeah, and you're just like, all right, yeah.

You don't really think about it. This TV show may cause you to... Oh, kill yourself. Yeah. Okay, well, let me sign right here. Suicidal. But you don't think about that in advance, right? You're just like, oh, yeah, cool, whatever.

It's going to be fun. I'll sign this. Texting your boys, y'all, I'm going. Yeah. Boys rolling. Yeah. And then you look back at it and you're like, shit, what did that contract? So like this iconic one, Jalen Ramsey, that one kind of just happened, dude.

And it might have been the best when we had all season. Jaylon Ramsey one did wonders for the boys. We talk about why he didn't even want to come on the podcast with the beef that him and the Titans I had over the years. How he used to DM opponents as girlfriends. before games. We talk about things that white people do, things that black people do.

We bridge the barrier, dude. We have a lot of fun on this episode. You guys are going to like these clips, man. I'm sure you've all already heard him, but let's relive them together. My first question in this podcast,

why the fuck would you want to come on this podcast, dude? Because we got history. How has your shit talking changed? Well, it was a great talker, too. I don't know if you just heard that just now. Sorry, I got these new teas. How has it changed?

Yeah, like, as you've grown, you obviously, the older, as you know, the more, like, less you care about what other people say. Yeah, I would say really the only thing that changed was in college. Like when I was at Florida State, I was grimy, like super grimy. I didn't care. Like, I would talk about your girlfriend. Whatever. Give us some of your best stories. Give us a good story.

We can always cut it, too, if you don't want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to, so say I was playing like a big receiver at whatever school, I would look up his Instagram, see his girlfriend, whatever, boom, and I probably go. Yeah, I'd probably go sliding their DMs. No, you wouldn't. Yeah, before the game? Before the game.

I love that, dude. Before the game, I would probably slide in the DMs. And, you know, we get to the game. He probably know about it. Maybe he too. Maybe she was gone. Maybe she was gone. Yeah.

But either he know about it or he don't. But either way, I'm bringing it up in the game. Like, yeah, you know, I slid in first name basses. D.M. She hollering it. Like, we... How mad? They get so mad right away. Oh, yeah.

People get hot about that. But I'll say when I got to the league, though, I stopped that because now people got wives and stuff. I ain't talking about them. Yeah, wives. That's tough. Wives are hard. Yeah, somebody's shot over talking about somebody wives, so.

That's where I grew. I was in Cabo. A little scruffy. Well, I got to keep this anyway, because I don't have no chin. I got no I don't got that chin You know what I'm saying I gotta kept some depth

On my face I got that oozing Like I'm melting over here You know what I'm saying I'll take my joke That's what shit No I said it to him the other day

He did sit He tried shitting on it Now he's reusing it So I was in Cabo dude And I've told one of these stories But it was literally the same day Like these frat boys Were going in

Like the classic frat boys Like pink collar shirts The khakis Those loafers And they're all get in this van And two of my buddies go in And they're pushing us Tell him this get out

And they're like, look out the steroids, saying all this shit. And one guy goes, dude, you're like 40. You're so old. And they have no idea, like, the pain they did to me. Because, like, ever since that, I've been self-conscious about, like, yo, how old do I really look? Because I'm only 27 years old.

Yeah, you look old, bro. Hey, bro, don't do that. Hey, we're going to play this year. That's going to play this year. That's my new shit on Thursday. Shut your old ass up. I'm like, God. I'm like, God.

I'm like, God. I'm like, God. I got like a sunspot. Shit, that might be cancer. dude, you never know. You did just buy a random ass... A bus and a tiger picture. I mean, a ball eagle with a Tyson.

That's not a bald eagle, dude. That's a fucking rooster. No, that's a chicken. It's going to be a fun little birthday party. No, no, no, no, no. A bald eagle is, first off, America's bird and a predator. That thing, if you blink at it too hard, it dies, dude. It looked like it with a damn beat.

Shamed that shit in ball. That ain't no rooster. That's a rooster? It's a hen. LA's eggs, dude. That's a girl chicken. With a Mike Tyson tattoo on its face. It costs me like $100.

Your wife's name's Taylin? Taylin. Taylin and Taylor. That's crazy. Yeah, dude, it's awesome. I proposed her in five weeks. For real? Yeah, I met her and I was like, I knew.

White people do that, yeah. I'm keeping it real, yo. You ain't going to find... You ain't going to find a black person doing that, don't? Yo, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, Black people will be together for like 20 years, have three kids. Man, I think I'm going to marry her. Yo, y'all damn near been married, man.

Y'all got kids through high school, dog. Y'all have been married. That's really. That's so true. Actually, I don't know. Yeah, white people are kind of ridiculous. But I was like super grungy too. Like, I was, I wouldn't look at people's...

Disgusting, dog. Yeah, he's not even smiling. Yeah, that's disgusting, bro. I wouldn't look at people's, like, families or girlfriends and stuff like that. I never thought of that. That was a really good idea. But I just know that, like, how homophobic the NFL is, like, I'll just tell dudes all suck their dick. And they, like, and they legit.

Yo, I'm going to keep you real with you. Listen to this. Yo, I'm glad you brought this shit up, though. Because I ain't want to say shit. No, dude. Literally. But I remember, I remember it was. Two years ago, probably.

Two years ago. You're talking about with the Malik? Yo, yeah, yeah. Two years ago. And everybody was kind of looking at each other like, yeah, what the fuck did he just say? What happened? What are we talking about?

Yo, it was like on fucking a P.A.T. or some shit. No, no, no, no. Jaylon will tell us to me. I don't know. It was like on a P.A.T. or something, yo. And he said something like, yo, I bet your dick's so small. I can just suck it.

Taylor said that? Yeah. We like, yo, what? Probably not verbatim, but the gist of it, absolutely. Yeah, that's the just of it, though. I told them. He said, I'm glad you brought that up. We all look like, yo, what the fuck he's saying?

I'm pretty sure, though, half the NFL thinks I'm gay. Legit, though. I'm not even joking. Because I was. You got that looking at your eye right now. We saw Jordan Matthews. We saw Joe. Yeah, I see why I'm sitting over here now.

We saw Jordan Matthews, the receiver for the Eagles. Yeah. And he's like, man. 49ers. Well, he was. He was last year. And he was like, man, you got my boy, Hearn all fucked up, like 31 from the Eagles. I was like, why?

And he goes, apparently you told him you'd suck his dick or something like that on the field. He legit talks to me about like two and a half months later. Like, he was upset on the field. I'm not going to lie. That's the weirdest fucking shit you can say. You can't think of nothing better. That is. We have four-ass football pads, helmet.

Right. Everything. He's talking about, come on. So he can't even He doesn't want to relive it So to the game you're talking about It's going to fuck up somebody mine though That's what I'm saying

Like when it comes to shit talking There's no rules of regulations My job Do you see the look in his face My job is trying to get this dude off his game Anybody Yeah So like Malik Jackson

He's behind me walking We're going from first quarter Second quarter We're walking down To the other side of the field Yeah And he's like You know

Fuck you all the The worst The worst shit talk First off Being called the N-word. I'm like, why? Why are you calling me the N-word? Bro. Yeah. But he's like, you piece of shit, motherfucker, blah, blah, blah, going off on me like that.

And I turn around, I was like, listen, bro, you keep talking like that, I'm going to suck your dick. And he like, he looks back, he's like, what? And out of nowhere, out of Ben Jones comes up. And Ben Jones is like, yeah, motherfucker, we swallow that shit here, too. And he wasn't, you know, he wasn't the same guy. Fuck up your mind. Yeah, yeah, you're on the, but you're

fucked up right now. I'm not, I'm not going to suck your dick. Don't worry. Like, you see, you rattled as fuck right now, bro. Yo, I just remember he, yo. You kind of have a reputation for notoriously like blocking Titans fans sometimes. Oh, for sure. Hell yeah. We have one of those guys on the bus right now.

Oh, one of y'all is blocked? And not, it's Matt Neely back there. Not only is he blocked, but Matt is like the super fan who you probably like, you know, I'm blocking this dude. He's probably the first one he blocked. Yeah, like, he's probably one of the guys that you probably started it all off. I am not. I ain't shot of that block button at all, yo. I see, I don't, I don't block any buck.

Matt, are you nervous? Are you nervous? back there, no, no, I'm fine. I didn't say anything like terrible.

What are a couple things you've said to Jalen? Hey, pull up some of Matt Neely's tweets to Jalen Ramsey. So,

first of all, here we go. My only time ever being ran over in the NFL, sadly is by big ass Derek Henry, yo.

That's why. Like, the first tweet is like you getting run over and I tagging that people don't forget. Oh yeah. Boom.

You blocked, yo. Boom. He said just like that. You blocked. Asa. Dude, that is hilarious.

That's my only time ever being ran over NFL's by him. He's 2.40, yo. Matt, anything? Yeah, Matt. Talk some shit. This is your chance, dude. Yeah. Do I have you blocked on Instagram, too? Not on Instagram. What's your Instagram? I'll make sure I'll block you on.

Matt, where can he find you to just go to your page and block you? Matt Neely underscore? Yeah. So, Missouri, but then you went to University of South? Yes. You're cornhusk. We're supposed to each other, but. I know, did you, do you play in Memorial?

You played a new world? Yeah, how fucking rocking them. Because Colorado and Nebraska kind of had. Yeah, we're going to be better. So we're going to be better. So we've both followed for a while. Yeah, yeah, we have. It used to be a real rivalry.

A true rivalry, like back in the 90s and shit. Yes. All those boys were juicing, snort and coke. In the fucking locker room before games. Dude, you're talking about the good day. The fucking real good day. The glory days of football. Don't ask questions.

Just fucking let the guys do you think. You know, if you guys are throwing their women downstairs. That's not good. But they're good players. Yeah. Hey. And the coach is like, are they going to get caught? You got to crack a few eggs to make an omel.

Is there a million dollars? There's no video footage. Yeah. Kind of transition from Spide or athlete to, you know this. You know this, especially in Rassan, Missouri. You're a podcast. Your major is that supporting. I didn't learn.

And shit. Student athlete. My ass, dude. It's athlete student. 100%. I didn't learn. Me. It's, it's put them in.

communications or general studies and for the love of god if i get an email teacher you fix it like make sure this motherfucker is eligible oh hold up we we used to they would put me in this class they the teacher would leave the room and leave me and 10 other football players with one test she'd like between all of you just figure it out so as me yeah yeah so as me with the thing right smartest guy in the room me here they're all around like all right a b or c i'd read off the answers I'd go around the room. I'm like, I don't think so. And I just fill it out. And we got to see. We collectively. We all got to see. And one was like, damn, man, what the fuck? Really? Thaddeus? Really? That's, hey, Thaddeus? You don't know how to spell chair.

Really? Enjoy your C. We're thinking about going to practice tomorrow, right? Do a couple of hours. Were there at Nissan? Yeah. Nice, man. You're going to get the hook up. I thought about going, but then I just feel kind of insulted sitting in the stand. Oh, you can't do that. You know what I mean? Like, I love the camaraderie, so I want to see my boys and that very bad. No, don't do it. Dude, I'll never forget.

I get cut from the Buffalo Bills. My best friend, Joe Klofenstein, was the starting tight end from the Rams. So I get cut. He's killing it in St. Louis. He makes the starting lineup. And then we go to his first game, and I was in the stands crying. Dude. No, I, I, somebody zooms in on you on a picture.

Like, yeah, look at fucking... I felt like such a loser, man. Because you know, you know, like, he's out there doing his thing. I'm in the stand with the foam finger with his family, man. Yeah, you used to play. Well, I just did the show a couple weeks ago, and Taylor's over here, Pro Bowl, Pro Bowl lineman. And I didn't know that your contact was up.

I didn't know you were currently a free agent. So I figure, I'm looking, look, I'm sitting next to two Titans, right? And he's like, oh, yeah, and Taylor's like, yeah, dude, you can come to a game. We'll get you tickets. You can sit next to Will. And I was like, oh, I was like, hey, on camera. And I don't even...

And I just immediately start sweating. I have a three-year-old, and I got one due in November, another boy. A boy? Yeah. Nice, man. Two boys, man. Thanks, man. What did you call him the LeBron James?

The LeBron James of three-year-olds. Yeah. I'm a whole bit on it tonight, yeah. Nice. That's kind of how my son is right now. Every time I post a picture, people are thinking, holy, because he's adopted. Oh, he's adopted? Yeah.

Much bigger. What kind of adoption? You went with a blindside adoption where you just, you timed him in the 40, fucking driving by me? No. Hey, ball. Hop in the bag. Okay, now I get it. Yeah, did you go to the orphan?

You're like, can we just go up maybe play a pickup game real quick before I, like, why? Don't worry about the Asian kids. No, let's just, yeah, over here, fellas. Yeah. And my dad, body's shame me. We're in my pool. Hashton I got to have a pool. And we're my pool.

You got to say if it's ingrown. Yeah. You got to say in ground. In ground. No, not that bullshit. That's a Missouri. Yeah, we're in my pool and my dad hadn't seen me in a while and our shirts are off

And my dad looks there and goes I can feel his eyes on me and goes You still working out? I go, what? He goes, you still work out? And I go, yeah, every day he goes Huh. Wow.

Not even a word. Body shaming, dude. It works though. Haven't had a carb since. What's up, dad? Fuck you. It's the number one spot rated. Hey, Nashville.

I believe so. Nashville. Get off. Legs nuts and get off Johnny Cash's nuts. Move on. I think they're trying to get rid of it. Move on. There are so many billboards for him.

Get over. The Johnny Cash Museum. Johnny Cash Museum. Johnny Cash Restaurant. Johnny Cash merch. It's over, Nashville. Dude, the Johnny Cash Museums like the size of this bus, dude. It's really nothing.

God, get out of my face with Johnny Cash, man. I know it's not. This comes out. I'm going to be gone, so I don't give my fuck. What was it the thing you were telling me about duck? Dude, these fucking, these ducks, bro, male ducks, the sentence was, are prolific gang rapists on Instagram. And I just saw this helpless female duck getting destroyed by a gang of ducks. Like male ducks, from what they say is it says that male ducks have a corkscrew penis that they use as a weapon to try to impregnate a female duck.

that's how they reproduce. So female ducks have a vagina that is built like a maze for these corkscrew, for these corkscrew weapons that male ducks have. So these male ducks are taking turns trying to penetrate them. And these helpless female ducks are just built to try and survive this gang rape. Dude, it's insane, man. Somebody passing in our group chat, fuckery Island. Shout out, fuckery Island.

But I'm sitting there like, yo, could you imagine being a female duck created? Like, hey, we're creating you to be, to fear for your life when males are around you. Look, here's a video right there. These videos, look at it. Oh, my God. This female duck. Oh, shit, I am out. I am out numbered.

I am out manned. I am out gunned. And if the thing is, is like, yeah, if you got to do your thing, if that's how the reproductive system and a duck works, that's how the world. If it's society of being a duck, if that's how it is, I guess I'll turn a blind eye to that. But don't pecker in the back of the head, dude. Like, look at that. One male duck is holding the female duck down by her neck.

The other two are like, hey, good job, man. Let me get up in that behind it. And they are just running a full flying V on this thing. Just a quack attack. Dude, I'll never watch the Mighty Ducks ever again. Yeah, and you heard me say you like that, I think, in practice long before I ever said. Yeah, no doubt, dude, we had so much. You said that before?

You did it before the thing? Yeah, we had a blast. That was in the Redskinsk's. Yeah. I mean, we were always chipped. We were always tripping an OTAs. You were tripping in a training game. I remember always looking back at the coaches, defense,

and just kind of running my mouth. Yeah, dude, you would run your mouth in, like, the most fun-loving way, too. It's like, yeah, yeah, you like, boo-ya. And you're like, boo-ya, and you're like, man, fuck her. God damn it. This guy won't even curse, you, dude? Yeah, gosh, you won't even curse. Yeah, that's right.

So then when I did it, when I did it in the game, I didn't think anything of it because I had been doing it, but I guess we forget that sometimes there's cameras and sometimes there's not. When there's cameras, it changes the whole game. And so, yeah, it was on camera, and they're seeing it always everywhere. Yeah, I was just seeing me. And sometimes, you know, I wish I didn't know there were cameras around more often

because I feel like a different Kurt comes out. But sometimes when the cameras are on, you're, like, guarded, and you just don't want to stick your foot in your mouth, especially in today's culture. And so you're just so protective and nobody ever gets to see the real use. So that's why I appreciate this podcast, but you can just kind of let your hair down and be yourself and all what it is. Yeah, man.

When you have $87 million dollars guaranteed, but you don't have to worry about much, do you? Let me say, I had to get this in at some point. Now it's a good time of drink. You know him,

I know him. A lot of people out there probably don't know him. Will Compton, in all my years, high school, college, or the pros,

is the best, most dynamic leader I've ever played with. And I'll just let that sentence sit there and just let it be. I don't need to expound out it too much,

But the reality is he is a natural leader. He gets up in the morning, rolls out of bed, and he leads. With his personality, with his work ethic, with his approach, his professionalism, that's who he is. And you see his fun side here in the podcast. But when he's on the field, he plays his heart and he leads, and he brings people together from different backgrounds, and he connects the locker room, and he makes it fun, and he brings a soft side and a hard side to work. And I love it. So that's why I'm on this podcast with respect I have for Will.

there's 32 teams out there there's about 29 they probably don't know him that well take a look at him dude I love that I appreciate you dude Taylor's just staring at Taylor's just staring at me oh my god just because the way Will's acted

the last couple days But no hold on you're a great guy But no hold on Kirk Let me stop it before you compliment because you don't need to Because you're probably wrong But let me just say As much as I hate to admit

You're absolutely right Will does have the work ethic He does everything right and it's not his fault he's white. Man, the first time we meet, he sits down, we're sitting across in a booth, and I said, man, what's on your mind? And he says,

young will, man. I said, what's on your mind? So it's 2013, what's on your mind? He says, you know what? If it doesn't work out with the Redskins, there's 31 other teams. I knew I had his ass, right? I mean, the moment he said that,

I knew it was game over. These principles are going to work, right? Yeah, yeah. So I looked at him and I said, wait a second, man. I said, I know we're just meet for the first time. I'm going to take all his money. I got. I got to ask you a question.

I got to ask you a question. What happens if every day you start waking up and you tell yourself, I'm a linebacker with the Washington Redskins? And if you doubt yourself in the middle of the day, you tell yourself, I'm a linebacker with the Washington Redskins. And before you go to bed, you tell yourself, man, I'm a linebacker with the Washington Redskins. Now, bear in mind, he's seventh out of seven on the depth chart, right?

They got his Alfred Morris camp jersey number 46, waiting for when he gets to camp. And he- Lady Walker. And he looked at me and he says, you know what? He goes, I'm going to start saying that every single day. And he basically at that moment, he snapped his fingers. Like you said, 15 minutes, you got to make a decision. And bang, he believed in it. Do you still say every day that you're the linebacker for the Washington Redskins? No, no, I don't. What's the difference between football players? And then when you go into like a Fortune 500 company and you got to go and talk to these people that have been suits their whole life since birth, they've been suits.

But for me, it's actually the same principles and the same lesson. right it's finding somebody's burn it's finding somebody's motivation it's finding the actual reason why they want to do the work and if you find the reason why somebody wants to do the work they're going to go do the work right and then it's holding them accountable to it and it's very similar there's business people who they want you to get them all fired up right there's sales teams i may go give a sales talk and they're like can you bring the heat like some of those locker room videos we've seen yeah and then you know there's some athletes who are like bro if you bring anything like that like don't ever leave me a voicemail again to hype me up for a game no way yeah there's some NFL players

like the messages to them, it's very chill. It's, you know, it's a poison confidence-type message. It's more laid back. And then there's other guys like, man, if you're going to leave me a voicemail, you better bring it. Otherwise, don't leave me a message. So it's the same way, right? Because there's going to be guys in the business world who were former athletes, right?

Maybe they played high school football. Maybe they played college. To me, we all have that adrenaline. And everybody lights that adrenaline up differently. So I believe my goal is I got to connect with somebody and figure out what do they like, what motivates them. And once I find that, man, I'll go get it. I'll tell you up, man, you see your motivational speaking,

I just can't even imagine, like, someone coming from Michigan State. Like, I feel like the only motivation is getting the hell out of there, right? Like, you have to think of yourself, man, like, that's why when you knew, like, my mom, my dad, but I got the fuck out of this college. That's like you're thinking. And now your motivational speech, I'm really happy for you. I'm happy for you come this far. Oh, God.

Every message has to be different. When Coach Climman went from North Dakota State and he went to Kansas State, and we sat down because he would always have me develop a theme for the season, right? And this season, it's Pound the Stone. I've never used Pound the Stone at Alabama. I've never used Pound the Stone at North Dakota State. Never used it with the Dolphin. Never used it anywhere, right? So for me, like, it's got to be something fresh. It's got to be something new. And too many coaches think, well, I'll go from here and I'll just pick it up and I'll put it over here.

Man, you've got to find out how those guys tick. You've got to find out what's in their locker room. You've got to find out how they think. And then I had a buddy of mine, Joshua Medcalf, who wrote a book called Pound the Stone, let me use it. But I think it's finding what's actually going to resonate. And it's been a blessing that we've been able to find these messages that have worked and they have. And then the behavior comes behind it. They rally around it.

No different than for the boys, right? I'm sitting here watching from home knowing you two dudes were the ones who did that. And that was one of the proudest moments knowing that like even though you weren't getting everything that you wanted last year and the time that you wanted it, you were in there the two of you for the boys, getting those guys to rally, getting those guys to give all them. Dude, that's the stuff that it's all about. It's keep, it's continuing to fight when you don't want to do it. Boss? Oh, that's... Yeah, yeah.

No, hang on, hang on, I don't go back. Say what you said. What did he say? What did we say? It said. Mike Brable says he would gladly chop off his own dick to win the Super Bowl. Do you know where he said that at? It says it on Deadspin.

On Dead Spin. On Dead Spin. We found out where they got that link yet. Jayon just asked us if we knew that Coach Brabel said that quote. Like, hey, did you guys see that what Braves said? Like, what did he say? He goes, he chop his dick off his cereal bowl. We're like, it shows where he said that.

He's like, oh, let me. Let me pull it up. Where did you find the quote? Where's it at? He's gonna look at. I see it on Twitter. I see it on Twitter. Yeah? Look it up. Look up where he said that. All right. And a Frapuccino, bro? I had to wake up. You know? He said I had to wake up. You feel me?

I mean, in Calpachino's don't have much caffeine. There's like, nothing. There's like 15 million. I don't drink coffee like. Well, I do drink coffee like that, but like... You said you got one of the memory day to get you rolling. Where did the variable say the shit? Yeah, keep looking at it. I'm looking. Oh, I got it. What is it? It's on this, man.

I pulled up a little article. Read it. Please read it. Tennessee Titans head coach, Mike Bravo, is known for a bold, confidence style and coaching that could accurately be described as cocky. Okay, where is it about it? Is there a video of him saying it? It's not a video, it's just, like, right?

I think there was a video out there. Okay, okay. It says it's a wand. Oh, shit. So it says Matt Neely said he would chop off his own dick for a Uno Super Bowl. Hey, read that. Read it right above the Luan thing. The paragraph that says, go down.

Vrable Express. Read that out loud. Vrable Express. Just read out loud. Brable expressed the willingness to castray himself in exchange for a Lombardi trophy as a guest on Bussing with the boys. So you came to us You're on Busted with the boys right now

That's where he sat there and he said that He said this on here What the fuck? You're one of the boys And you don't even keep up with the boys? I kept up with the boys I heard it You know he said it somewhere

Run the fucking tape, bro Run this shit Oh my goodness Pissed off at you right now, dude And I was so happy to see you Jay I went to like a nice little high school And you're privileged Oh, what?

You privileged. Long Beach Polly is not a, like, it's a nice school, don't get me wrong. You're one of the few privileged black guys out there. You're capping right now. What does that mean? Capping, it is, uh, cabin, I'll say it's like, you're not telling truth, pretty much. Like, you're over-emphasizing the truth. Did you go to a financially solid high school?

Did you go to a rich high school? No, not at all. Didn't you guys have pink jerseys? Like, didn't you guys have different unies? Yeah, yeah, we're like one of, uh, alternating. Alternate uniform. It's like $40,000 for a uniform. Yeah.

We were like Adidas like, like experiment school. Like when all that. So you're sponsored by Adidas? When I was in high school, yeah. We were right now. We were right now. No, it was right now. Wasn't it?

Probably. Like we came from the schools that your head coach would bring you guys in and be like, he'd be looking at the East Bay magazine and hey guys, which jerseys do we want? Yeah. That's a kind of high school. You were sponsored by Adidas. That's the first. By Adidas.

So we're not capping. is what I'm saying. You know, I didn't go to no, like, the private schools in, like, you know, Los Angeles County. Like, they're nuts. Like, they look like, you know, some good, like, mini-city colleges. Yeah. Yours probably looks like a little mini-city college.

No, no. It's not that nice. They just redid their football field. They got, like, all turf, so that's really nice. So that's expensive school. The first school I went to was like, the first school I went to was like, we were sharing helmets out there. Oh, it wasn't great.

You know, I still got your car in Milwaukee. Oh, they. The football card? It's right there. You got a Will Compton football card? I got a Willcombe to football card. Hey, birthday's coming up. Would you kick Taylor's two-year-old in the face for a Super Bowl?

Yo. No, that's me. I'm just a biased, I'm just asking the question. Don't kill the messenger. You're talking about the bean? Yeah, this is your response. The two people outside of me and my wife that love the bean are here in this bus. You and you.

Quentin Nelson, Gianne Brown, love the fucking bean. I love the bean. What's that? You always, every time I think about you and the bean, she always looks at you and goes, she'd be like, because you can't really talk, and we'll be like, look at her and go,

no, will. Like, yo, she's won. Like, give her some time. Like, Rabel would be like, he'd have that little pat on his chest. And he'd be like, all right, I'm going to set and you punch me. And he'd do it two, three times. And then he'd see someone.

somebody watching and I do the same thing on the third time or the fourth time and he swim me and beat me and he like run past it man still got it still got it Lawan I'm sitting there like chirps you listen to the camera yeah yeah like you got like Ashley and Titans Amy are filming

he like peeks it over gets a look and give me a little move and get out of there I'm like you know that just happened and then it shows Rabel like on the next what was it igniting the fire pot you know whatever there's shit they do like getting me I'm kind of exposed by my own coach right now, dude.

Or there ever days you wake up and you're like, dude, I, I could play another game. Bro, do you want me to be honest with you? No, yeah, dude, this is a full, like, you do whatever you want. Bro, I don't miss it at all. Nothing. Like, this, right? This, like, conversations. The camarader in the locker.

I mean. Like, I mean, yeah, like, that's the thing that you, that you miss. Right. But it hasn't really hit in because I've been so busy that I haven't really had time to sit down and process. man, I miss the guys. Like, you know, I miss having those laughs and stuff and just that camaraderie. But waking up, you know, making sure, like, because you know how I was with my body, bro.

Like, it was a lot of everything. Stop, process. And so for me, it was like, I wake up, okay, I feel this little tweak in my knee. I got to go do some corrective exercises, got to go get treatment after this, acupuncture, massage, chiropractic. So to be able to kind of just wake up and get on the elliptical and play with my kids. and, you know, handle business and whatnot. Nah, I can't say I miss it, bro. Your teeth look good, man.

Yeah, I appreciate the thing. Do you even have to brush your teeth anymore? They just stay white all the time. No, I do, because my boy just choose gum now. He doesn't have to. Yeah, he puts him in a cup at night. I do. I actually have to floss now, too.

George Washington indentures, bro. I have to floss now, too. I used to not have to floss just because of things are so wide of heart. You used to have to floss. You didn't floss before, is what you're saying. Well, you know. That's true, but, you know, people, when they look at me, they didn't know if they should kick a field goal or just, you know, don't me a toothbrush. I hate cop, what do you got going on under the hood?

What's up with the meat cleavers, bro? Kind of miss them, though. What's that? You say you kind of miss them? Yeah, I kind of miss the girl. You go back on my IG page. Okay, I did that. And, you know, find some old photos, smile at them, laugh.

Like, look at you come. I'll be honest. I don't know. I didn't know there was an issue before. But now that I see this, I'm like, yeah, there was definitely an issue before. Yeah. It's clearly something going on. That's how good.

My personality is, though, I guess, right? Boys? You guys didn't even know it. Look at that, dude. My personality was so solid that you guys didn't really know how bad my teeth were. Yeah, hey, that's true. That's true. It's kind of like Strayhand, you know, like, I mean, he has the gap, but it's like his personality.

He fixed his gap. People traced? He fixed it, and then he decided he's like, this ain't me. And he actually went back and refixed it. Re-gapsed it. He regapsed. He regapsed. I told when I was going, when they were about to do everything, I was like, hey, guys, if I don't like this, can

We shave everything back to what it used to be. And, like, he was like, yeah, no problem. No, they fucking can't. That's a lie. What? No, well, when they put them in, that you kind of bite and he shaved stuff perfectly anyway. But I'm saying, like, you sent me a picture of your teeth when they filed things down. No, no, no, no.

What I'm saying is these right here. My two-year-old's teeth with the same size as your teeth when they filed them down. Oh, shit. So I'm saying she had these little, you know, these little tic-tac stuff. I'm saying, like, if you're like, hey, I want to go back, they'd be like, yeah, it's just too late now. Like your teeth are perfect It's a lifetime decision Yeah it's a lifetime decision

Well he said he can shave these right here If I wasn't if I didn't like it He'd be able to shave these to look like my old ones So yeah They wouldn't be right They just give you some cement and be like chewing this for half an hour Dude and they get your teeth back Yeah

Bro you're good You're good to go He's good now They're like look Darren we got this McDonald's deal for you We got this subway deal Coat Pepsi and I was like look bro I'm gonna be the next Jared

At the end of the day I was the point Let's hold on a second there, Will. Hey, let's not be the next journey. That's very true. I didn't think that joke all the way through. Hey, we're not in the next year. Stop right there, Will.

I got two kids. Listen, all right. So. Episode 18, we had Andrew Whitworth on. This one, this one was choppy. It was kind of like Kirk. It was our first time doing phone interviews. We talk about his journey a little bit.

We get kind of sentimental with Andrew. with Andrew's story. So here you go, Andrew Whitworth. Dude, Will, what do you got for us today, dude? Talk to me about how disrespectful you are, dude. Do you want to live up to those things? What are you talking about disrespectful? I'm talking about when you were in my car.

I'm talking about when I dropped you off at your car yesterday. And my car, my door was trying to close because I have a little remote thing that'll close the door for me. And you just stood in front of it. And you almost broke the door. And then you walked away with your ass sweat to your car. No, you tried disrespecting me by like, hey, I got a Tesla. Like, I'm environmentally friendly.

You kind of tried like electronically closing the door And I just wasn't moving Because I wasn't ready to move yet If you're trying to shame me For reducing my ego footprint Then shame on you sir Because me and Leo Yeah Leonardo DiCaprio

I call him Leo because we know each other like that We're doing our best and we're moving forward That being said You say the same thing in your Ford Raptor It's Eco boost dude It doesn't matter I can even pull the trailer in the back of that thing Truck I'm getting built

That's not eco friendly Yeah it is it's built on It's both corn syrup dude I pour corns up into my gas tank and then little kernels come out of it, dude. That's how my truck runs. Can we talk about Madden ratings? Oh.

Can we talk about your Madden rating? Can we talk about how you're a three-time pro bowler in a row? Yep. And you have a Madden rating of 81. You're not even the highest rated O-Lyman on the Titans. Do you have the 24? What? You're not.

Saffold is. Saffold, right? Saffold's 83 or 81. I saw it, and I'm like, yo, that is disrespectful. They really disrespected the Titans. And I remember looking at that one like, yeah, what? They're like trying to troll you is what I thought.

But yeah, you're 81, Seffold's 83. You're not even the highest rated alignment. On my team. Yeah, on your own team. You know what the most fucked up thing what this whole thing is? You knew that information. You waited until these cameras around me to drop a fucking bomb like that on me.

I didn't even think about it. That didn't even cross my mind if I was the highest rate of Titan. Yeah. Are you joking? No offense to the boys, my babies, but come on, Madden. Yeah. Dude, I got a Twitter battle with Madden the other day. They're like strength set, like seventh best offensive line and speed, fifth best.

But my dude, okay, I had the top 10, 40. I have a top 10 40 in the last 10 years. That's 10 years of the combine. When I jumped, my broad jump, I set a combine record. All right. My split time was under one seven for, All of you math nerds out there that is elite for an offensive tackle. All right.

I've made three Pro Bowls in a row. I'm so fucking disrespected by EA Sports. The whole tights, Ross. It's no longer in the game. Look at the roster. Look, Roger Salfold, 83. Taylor Luan, 81, dude. Yo, look at your picture.

Can you click on his image? Yeah, it's my rookie year, dude. Every year they tell me, hey, Taylor, do you want to take another headshot? I'm like, dude, get the fuck away from me. You should probably take another head shot. I'm not taking any of the headshot. You know what I'm going to do, dude? I'm going to, dude.

You know what the fucked up thing was? When I was at the Pro Bowl this year? Look at that. When I was at the Proble this year, Madden asked me to go in to do one of their interview processes to talk about how I should be have a better rating without me even knowing my rating, not understanding the amount of disrespect. I'm the 21st rated tackle. Okay.

You're the 21st of Madden? Yes, 21st rated tackle. Oh, my God. That's the, yeah, yeah, I didn't know that either. I had a kid the other day in L.A. at a house party. I went to, and I was the old man there. Young kid asked me, said, you know, did you run across playing with, you know, when my GM, my grandfather was with the team.

Oh, my God. Are you asking me, I was like, are you asking me and your grandfather playing the league at the same time? And, you know, obviously I'm a little sensitive to it. And then he's like, oh, I'm so sorry. My grandfather went into the front office after he played and he retired from the front office not that long ago. I was like, oh, yeah, okay, calm down. I was like, sorry, man, I was jumping.

That was my fault. I didn't mean to jump down your throat. I didn't understand the question. Just tearing down little kids, dude. I get it. You get old, dude. I was in Cabo in March. Will was invited.

He never came. So next year, I'll invite you. But I was in Cabo, dude, and these, these, they have these stupid headweds. Have you been to Cabo wit? Oh, yeah. Okay, so I'm in Caba at this taco shop next to this, like, beach bar, and they're these headbands. Like, one says, like, like, big dick, and the other one is like, I hate my boss. And a bunch of stupid headbands.

Well, I'm buying these headbands for my buddies where about six margaritas deep. And I look at these two girls, and they're like, I'm like, hey, do you guys want headbands? Like $3 each. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to fill these girls as solid. These girls are like, yeah, absolutely. We love it. And I guess I didn't hear them, but my buddies heard them. one girl was like, hey, what college do you think he goes to?

Because this is in March, so it's spring break. And the girl goes, they're not in college. They're so old. They're so. And I heard that. And I was like, yeah, I'm. Yeah, but I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, but I'm headed there.

Like, you're like, you're like, yeah, they're on $3. You're literally, yeah, they don't even have $3, dude. That was like, but you're like 10 years old than me. But what's looking young, man? He got that bald head living life. He looks good. Benjamin Button, dude. Yeah, you do got that Benjamin Button disease for real.

Talk to me about last year, dude. How cool was it to make it as far as going to the Super Bowl? Then how tough was it to deal with something like that, that late in your career of, you know, kind of taking a loss? I think, you know what? Honestly, for me, it was easier to lose the game to your career because of the Hey, wait, wait, wait, go back a little bit. You have that opportunity.

You know, we lost you. Cool thing after 13 years. He's not listening to. Hey, wait, can you hear us? Wait, can you hear us? be there and be a part of the press. Wait, holy shit. Wait, can you hear us?

Winning the game, obviously. Hey, Witt. I'll tell you what did happen, dude, some Patriots fan. I was, we were about to play, we were about, we played the Patriots. We practiced against the Patriots. Yeah, and then we went and played the pre-season game. Obviously, that was the second pre-sasing game. And I, like, looked up in the stands and some dude was like way back.

And he was like, hi, LeWad. Like, you get your pills figured out? Huh? You everything figured out? And I couldn't hear him for a second. So I gave him like a what, like a what did you say? And I was going to get him with the, heard you the first time. Stop repeating yourself.

But I didn't. Instead, he's like, you get your pills figured out. I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah, well, we're all set now, bud. And he was like, won't you do some pushups? So I gave that motherfucker, 10 pushups, dude. I fucking got, I got down on the sideline. Oh, you want some push.

Oh, you want the pushups, bro? I'm all about gains. I wasn't going to play for another 30 minutes anyway. So I got a couple in. Yeah. But that defused his ass so fast, dude. he was he sat his ass down right after i did that all right all right cool good set good set good set and um i was with i was with i was with my boy adam hayward shout out of him

adam heyward uncle wood no no yeah yeah shout out of god forget adam hayward bro and we're you know we're we're out there we're out there practicing it's seven on seven and we're always like you know how it's joking around having fun whatever hopkins i didn't know is dandre hopkins at this time you know i just i just i won dionre like that he was like he hasn't been DeAndre until like last three years right yeah I mean he's always been good but since he's a quiet dude you just don't and I just saw a receiver wearing number 10 so I just didn't think nothing of it I didn't know he was like who he was that he was that we don't want to shout out is that number two the dude he like was like talking shit to him or whatever go have with your story go sorry my bad

sorry I was trying to read that I was trying to read that um but anyway he comes out the field after doing a rep and we were hot on the whole and he said ah yeah but anyway he's walking by me i say hey hey good job man i reach my hand out and then he like puts his hand i say hey thanks man i pull it back i go nuts and i just start like you know just getting hype like dramatically like ha ha the boy yeah hey you see me get him and woods like laughing like got his ass cop got his ass and he just like looks back of me and just stares me down dude i'm like hey man you know not that serious is all joke i like nudge wood and we like laugh and walk off and come to find out it was dionre hopkins had no idea that that's who that was and here i'm

I am like, you know, I'm on the twos. I'm like, hey, man, hey, great rep out there. Great set. You live in that nuts. You're living that 2019 fucking Lawan lifestyle, bro. Them twos. And guys were all about the pot out there too. Were they really?

Yeah, I was like on the phone trying to get an Uber. And one guy was like, hey, man, I got to like wave this Uber driver. No, man, let's get a picture. Let's get drunk as hell. Yeah. I'm like, okay, cool. I'm trying to get him. And he was probably drinking an ass or bush.

He was. I think he was throwing out some buds. Maybe he had a natural light seltzer, dude. Maybe. Aloha Beaches? Catalina Limeon. Maybe. He just might have.

He just might have woke up that morning in Lincoln, Nebraska. It said, I'm going to have some natural light seltzer today. And he made the best fucking decision of his life. And he met Will Compton. That's amazing. Calm it down now. All right.

I'm sorry. It's the seltzers, baby. Come it down. God. Bring it in. Oh. Holy shit. Celtzers get me fired up, man.

I know I saw that. God. Anyways. Sorry. Whoops. You're all right. I love the passion and the energy, dude. Thank you.

The boy and I, we went to true foods yesterday. Shout out true foods. Shout out, shout out to truth. Big shout out. Big shout out. We'll get there in a second, dude. So we go to eat. We had a big workout, feeling good about ourselves.

Let's get some good eats. Get those gains going right. We go to true foods. We sit down, get a couple lottes. The boys on the phone gets a latte for the boy. I get a latte for the boy. because I'm a boy. Get him a latte.

I think that's not enough for the boy. He needs an antioxidant tea as well. The boy gets an antioxidant tea. Now we have the same drinks and we have two bottled waters. They're plastic. Don't get on us. We're sorry. We're doing the best we can.

We get our food. We got all the appies in the world we need. We got delicious like entrees to go with it. Finish our lattes. Bill comes out. I'm on my phone forever because the boys. We're spitballing because you guys are killing the merch right now. We're thinking, let's get some more, some vintage stuff out.

Just partner with Anizer Bush. I don't know if you have heard. just partner with Anizer of Bush and they got some dope shit so we want to start making some dope shit We're brainstorming hard We're brainstorming hard And they have 90s hats

Anyway oops interrupted Oops whoopsies And um The bus and the bill Oops oops oops and the bus and WTVb And just buy shit Buy shit go online and buy shit Just get shit dude

Just buy it all Buy it all we'll reimburse you But we won't We'll tell you we're gonna but we're not gonna Um So the boy you're on the phone You're on the phone I'm on the phone for a little bit

Thank you Will I'm on the phone for a little bit And I don't realize that the bill's been here for about four to five minutes. And I look up and Will's not on his phone at all. But old fucking alligator arms over here, dude, can't swipe out. He can't get the phone, dude. Them arms are just a little too short. So fucking I had to come in and I'm like, fuck it, dude.

I'll pay what's fucking new. Let me strap on this weeded vest because another fucking day has gone by. And I'm just carrying Will, dude. I'm just carrying Will every fucking day of our lives. So I go and I get the check. Give the guy a dope tip, dude, 30% because you get. Get back what you give, baby. So let's fucking do it.

The next day, today is the day, we go to True Foods. I got two workouts and then I got to do skill work because why? Because I want to be good when I come back. So we go, I go to get food. I called it in. I'm like, Will, you got to come with me because guess what his car still doesn't work? So I go to True Foods. We go to True Foods.

The boys, shout out to the valet boys at True Foods, dude, because you guys fucking rock. All right. Every time I walk in that place, you guys are like, what's up, Tay? We get one of those. Dabby things going up. Dude, we love it. Maybe we hit one of those and we fucking, we move on about our business. And we go in there and the guy, the same manager who spoke to us the day before is now there.

And he's sitting there and he's looking at us going, hey, welcome back, boys. And I'm like, well, I'm so happy, by the way. I walk in and I think to myself, I already know. I already knew this, but I waited until we got to the cash register to tell Will, I didn't bring my wallet. So now you got to fucking pay for this, dude. You got to pay for this meal. It's $136, dude. And some change.

all right and this boy's dentable right now we're all a little dentable right now because damnless dude I'm just smart because the boys don't even have money we didn't no income coming in except for when you guys buy the merch and then as our bush and regal realty we really appreciate it all right we're gonna keep killing it

so just keep killing it with us and I'll go back to the story now so Will I'm like Will you're paying and I'm so happy because Will doesn't pay for shit he's the cheapest person I know and we get to the manager and the manager says hey we appreciate you guys coming in again. We know how much you love true foods.

And then he says the most bullshit thing I've ever heard him say. He goes, this one's on us. And the dude already had my card too. I just had my card rated as well. My mouth, my jaw hits the floor, dude. And they give me the receipt. They gave me the receipt that Will paid for. Cost us $1.

That entire meal, $136 and some change. $1. So Will, his luck's turning around, baby. His luck is turning around, folks. Right when he says this one's on. us. I immediately like my eyes get big and I, hey, hey, don't run that card. Don't run it. Like, I, good. It doesn't work anyway.

The boy's 30. There's the boys' birthday, man. How do you feel about that? Are we recording? You're right. It's your 30th. I'm out of breath. Sorry. I just beat the shit out of will. He's 30. Give the whole.

Get the whole. Get the whole. Yo, God, it's excited. Let's fucking go. Let's go. Let's fucking go! Yeah, let me get up. You're 30, so let me get the fuck up. I woke up, my joints hurt a little bit more, dude.

I bet, because you're 30. Heard a little bit more. I rolled over. Charles, like, Happy birthday, baby. I rolled over, and I said, hey, baby. Happy birthday, will you? I said, hey.

I said, hey, baby. Made you some sushi and you went off about your day, dude. That's how. I said, give me some spankins. And I rolled over. gave her my backside on Mike she's like she's sorry alive she's like what I said give me some spankens you want some spankans I made her give me 30 right there did you did you want some spankan she didn't give me one to grow on though well come here no no hang on

hang on I got an idea I got an idea I got an idea ohly shit the boys got one to grow on I wanted to get on the couch and have Matt do it Matt get over here and give me a spank and one to grow on yo Matt don't pretend like that fart smells all over there man does it actually smell yeah Dude, I'm gassy, man. Give me one to grow on. I'm... Hey, give me one to grow on, man.

That's what I'm talking about, dude. Just a good game slap, dude. Hey, good game, Ben. Dude, I got a poop. You know the confidence you're feeling like, you know, you're wearing a four-the-boys rope hat. You're sitting there holding a seltzer. Somebody wants to question what you're doing, right?

Hey, why are you drinking a seltzer? You know all those people out there that do some shit. Oh, you're not a man? You're drinking a seltzer? Oh, my wife drinks a seltzer. Oh, what are you a lady or something? When you're wearing that for the boys hat and then you just, you subtly look over at them and just say, hey, don't give a. Oh.

You take that nice little picture, hashtag don't give a. Don't give a. Because you're for the boys. For them. Go a tweet, IG, whatever. That's what we want to see because it's all about don't give a season, dude. You're holding a seltzer, don't give a. Hey, you're drinking a little pussy drink?

Hey, don't give a. Pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks, don't give a. Because it's holiday season, maybe it's October. Yeah, don't give a. Yeah. Don't give a. No doubt about it. But get them Celsius, dude.

Aloha Beach is my favorite name. Let's say, I love that name, dude. It's so funny. Don't give a is GIVA. Let's just say it. Don't. Don't.

Don't give a. GIVA. Yeah, let's do that. That's fucking. That's cool. I'll do that. I'll get on board with that.

Oh, shit. All of you are like, I've heard this song before, but I'm not really sure if I've actually heard this song. Make sure to listen over and a little, and you see with your friends, and you're just walking down the street.

And then what happens? Is that a guy in a mask? I think that is a guy in the mask. You sure look back at you. He goes, that was definitely a guy in the mask. You look back, you turn back to your friends. You see that motherfucker back there? Did they see what?

You look over at him? And he wasn't there anymore. Fast forward, you're at a little party with your friends. Your friends are getting a little promiscuous, but you're just a little virgin girl. You don't know what's going on. You smoke weed for the first time tonight. So you're a bad, bad girl.

And this guy, all of a sudden, there's some sirens going around. You're not sure. There's little tumble weeds of fall leaves running around, and you're just a little scared. And you're not sure. and all of a sudden, there's that guy in the mask again. Hold on a pumpkin spice latte.

He's holding a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks, and he says, Fenty or Grande? And you say, I'm a tall girl, and you run out of there. You don't know what's going on. He's chasing. You're running as hard as you fucking can,

but you can't get away. Why is this guy walking the whole time? All he's doing is walking, and I'm sprinting. I just tripped over a branch. I'm looking at him. It's all going to end. I'm not sure what's going to happen. He raises that knife up.

One thing leads to another, and you'll have to find out at the end of Spooktober, baby. Because you watch. watch Chuckie and still to this day I'll like hype myself up so much to where I'll be in my bed I'll be like man I hope this little motherfucker isn't under my bed right now. No doubt. Like if I'm going to go to the bathroom

I got to once I hit the ground I got to get rolling because he's got me. No yeah yeah yeah he's always someone for that Achilles too you get that knife on that Achilles or you wake up in October and it's three in the morning you got to go pee and you're already hyped from being spooked over you're like this is going to be one stressful ass

pissed dude yeah and you get up and go to the bathroom and as you're peeing I'm sitting I'll be sitting there thinking one of those scary motherfuckers is out there plotting right now and whenever I get done and flush the toilet I literally I stand in my bathroom and I push the door open and I just stand there

do you really? I'll push the door open and just kind of look I'll look out I'll peek my head out the frame of the doorway and then I'm like okay you got this and I'll just run and jump in the bed yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh oh dude I do that all the time you walk in you like a guest bedroom or something like that in your house you walk in and you're like

you're about to piss but like that shower curtains fully closed and you're like I don't know dude I don't know about all that and so you like you open it up or like that just like it was the shining or something like not gonna get me this time motherfucker dude you're not gonna and you always feel like when you jump in the bed too you always like the cover is gonna save you

yeah you gotta get your body yeah if you're a hand or your feet are hanging out oh bro if your foot's hanging out you're fucking dead if your foot's hanging out of your sheets you might as well fucking dug a six-foot hole, dude, because you're dead. This is the up in Adams. This is a workout I came out with the other day. Yeah.

Is that the warm up? I like the big stretch. You got to wake up. You got to fucking stretch it out. And then let's go crack one open. There you go. You got to practice it. This is our ice lunges, okay?

Because you never know when you're going to fucking pull over, pull something up. And then an ice is sitting there and now you got to be ready to go. Yeah, no doubt. These are your is your isometrics. If you ever get ice, the first thing I think about is, man, I hope my knees are warmed up. Yeah. It doesn't even matter to you. I'm staying warm

You're ready to go always And these are just your beer curls 12 ounce beer curls Standards Oh yeah Oh yeah Shake off the drip That's a veteran move

Yeah Because you know when you first crack It a little bit of foam Yeah You're gonna get that drip off the fingers Yep every time All right Gotta slip that drip

You know what I'm saying Yeah So yeah like I say I like to just you know Stay Stay in shape Okay Yeah I get it

Stay ready Practice like you play This is the first one That was the OG I was at the Y My wife was doing arms And I stood behind her Just like ready to go

And I was like you know what Fuck it So I picked up a couple, I picked up a couple dumbbells, handed her my phone, I said, go over here and film me. And she rolls her eyes. Our relationship is her rolling her eyes. I believe it. I love that, dude. I love that.

That's mostly my wife and I's relationship as well. It's love. We had Sean Booth on the podcast, and I'm looking, I get to look at Will every day. And like, Sean's got the beard. He's got the jaw line. He's got the veins coming out of the arms. And I'm looking back and forth. I'm like, yo, like, Will, legit is like the way ugly or,

version of Sean. Like you could see it. Like he's got no jawline. He fixed his teeth. No jawline? Are you joking me? Do you see this jawline? You see his shoulder? Like he wore a tank top and I told him earlier. We actually did arms today. I know you can't tell. But I'm saying like his shoulders, his shoulders, there's

usually a definition of part where you're like, oh, that's where the shoulder ends and where the biceps starts. We already got a backup. You already messed up the jawline. We got like sausage. Have you seen? Hang on, hang on. You had your turn. Hey, you already had your turn, bud. You had your turn. You know, you know when you have like in the movie like Wolverine

like a sausage casing like a pig store you know what I'm saying hey relax now you had your turn it was bad you did a really bad job he's frying your ass he talked about my jaw line do you see this jaw structure like Taylor's jaw line I don't know if you've seen

the X-Men movies where the father he like melts into the ground it's just his face that's how Taylor like looks he looks like a melted face into the ground flubber called they want to do their sequel with you oh that's that's such a bad joke that's not a bad joke that probably one of me you literally you literally go hey Will has a bad jaw

Like, just look at the jaw. Dude. Hey, step back. You got your head is so small and your neck is so big, dude. Dude, I'm a good-looking cat. I really don't even need your validity. No, dude. Someone pull up, hey, pull up.

Will Compton. 2016, go ahead, do that. It's 2019 now. With the redskins. It's 2019 now, because you know what? You know, the difference? I'm all fucking natural, dude, and you're a phony. You're not on natural.

Hey, Taylor, hey, last year, last year, last year. I'm moving from mimosis to whiskey. Not that. Oh, this one, that picture says serial killer. pick, dude. When your mouth is closed for sure, yes, I agree with that. Get the red kids, someone in the red kids with him smiling, bro. Lou, oh! Damn, hey, the boy

did. He's got some chompers on him. He used to work as a wood chipper back in Missouri, dude, back before he played. People will call me short to him. He was like, you know, I got to chip some wood today, dude. That's what he fucking did. Taylor last year after I got my teeth. He's like, hey, I'm thinking about getting beard plugs. No doubt. But don't tell anybody,

but I didn't do it. And look what you did. You ruined a , that's a friendship breaker, dude. That's fine. You're trying to ruin it right. You're trying to run it right now on the podcast. I told you that in fucking confidence, dude. You were going to get beard plugs? Who was getting, you want to hear?

I was thinking about it, bro. Hold on. No, Joe, you know what? Hey, the cat's out of the fucking back. Hey, the cat's out of the fucking bag now. Let's let it rip. You know what? Yeah, well, okay, so Will got his teeth done.

I said, God damn, this guy was from the Ford or six. I had to, maybe there's something I could do. Why am I six? Just shut the fuck up and let me finish, bro. His feelings are hurt. So I fucking. Dude, this fucking guy. I had these, like, I had these patchies in here.

You know what I'm saying? I've got that full earnest beard. I don't know. I've got that white treasure of love. Since seventh grade. So I thought to myself, you know, I might just go out to L.A. And I might just do it. And I look at Will because Will's one of my really good friends.

Plumitting right now. And I call him like, yo, did you get the teeth done? Like, how do you feel? Did you feel like a sellout when you did? He's like, honestly, at first I kind of did. But I was like, you know, once I did it, I was like, no regerts. So I was like, all right, I got to get this thing going. Long story short, dude, I just looked in the mirror one day

And I was like, dude, I love you And he said it back at the same time So I was like, damn, like these dudes It's really, like these dudes kind of have a connection I'm thinking about, you know, I've been talking to myself For 25 minutes in the mirror, I can't leave this guy Right You know what I'm saying? So I'm gonna let it ride

I'm gonna let it roll in there dude And if if by some grace of the fucking Holy Spirit Or whoever the hell is up there gives me a full beard someday I'm gonna call Will's ass dude And I'm gonna fuck him I'm gonna go back to Bontara Missouri Where he's at Because he's not

where I'm going to be. Because I kicked him out of this podcast. Now he's fucking broke. He went to the Bonteur fucking Missouri. And I'm going to go there. And the only thing he's going to have, he's going to have wrinkly leather skin because he's so old and he works out. And he works in the fucking farms, dude.

Farm farm farm. He's got a farmer's hand. And I'm going to punch out his right front tooth. And he won't have enough money to fix it, dude. And I'll have just one of those little dangly things. And I'll say, remember 2019, dude. And I'll leave. And I'll get in my private jet and I'll fucking fly out of there, dude.

I'm like, get me out of this. Get me out of this. Hellhole. Dude, I'm done. I'm fucking done with this guy, dude. So disrespect. Welcome to bus. So disrespect.

I did a naked and afraid vine when Vine was out. Yeah, how'd that go, Will? It was, uh, I didn't, I don't think I posted that one. I don't know. I was like, uh, so I got naked, obviously. And, uh, there was a, I just took a plant from the house and set it next to a mirror. And then just kind of panned it around. And I literally just go, I'm just naked and afraid at this point.

Because, you know, you only, why didn't you post that? Yeah, that's, because I found it. I found it. No, you didn't. Oh shit. That's my new ringtone, dude. Send me that. Play it again.

Play it again. I'm just naked. You see the beginning where I'm like naked in here? Yeah, a little butt crack back there. That's hilarious, dude. Hey, can I, can I do you, can I do a rap in my Hank Hill voice that featured my Gucci flip-flops? Yes, I would love you. Sure.

Yeah, let's see this. It goes like this. It goes, uh, I just fuck my wife and some Gucci flip-flops. I only fuck Peggy because that Coochie tip-top got a brown leather cattle strap for my wrist. Watch if I pull this truck over, that's a fucking pit stop. Whoa. Fuck boys want to see me stressed. I'm watching PBR and drinking...

Wait a second. Fuck boys want to see me stressed. I'm drinking PBR and watching PBS. I'm popping prescriptions from down at CVS trying to rock my camo bridges. Bitches, they can't see it yet. Hit the club, me and boom howard. Smoking propane, let the room sour. I'm at the top of the tune tower looking round.

Now I need myself a little boom powder. Hey, that's solid. There's a little hangka. We just turned in a little. Sorry, I had to do it. You said Gucci flip flops and now I think fucking... Take an opportunity to plug yourself always. Why not?

Why not? I would never not do that. Dung it, Bobby. We just turned in there. If you weren't my son, I'd hug you. That was a great show. That's a good rap. Episode 22, Calvanoi.

The stud outside backer from the boogeymen who the Titans actually play this week. We talked to him about what the Patriots would be without Tom Brady. We talk about some locker room talk. Kyle chirps Taylor a little bit. He also chirps me in all Missouri. A very disrespectful cat, but we love him. He's the boy. He's for the boys.

And, yeah, Kyle Vanoi. Yeah. So in a locker room, do you hear some of the best comebacks and, like, people getting roasted on? Then you hear, like, in a movie or, like, around town. Like, dudes getting chirped on and stuff? Yeah, like, in a locker room, like, when dudes are going back and forth, just, like, talking shit.

shooting the shit, like burning each other or whatever. I swear I've heard some of the best, like, comebacks and, like, people getting shit at all. You're talking about in the locker room? Yeah, where people are, like, get sensitive. Like, to me, that's what, like, that's what I'll miss when I step away from the game. That'll be it right there. Those dudes.

Because me, I'm thinking, I want people to hear all the dynamic of, like, you know, everybody chirping at each other. Yes. So, yeah. And the only people that. And the only people that know are people that play. Yeah. Yeah.

So when we get in a setting like this with dudes, like, you know exactly what I'm talking about, but people that don't, they're like, they may never get it. Right. So I wish they could. I know. It's crazy. I almost feel like people that if they were, like people who work on the outside world, nine to five jobs and stuff like that, if they were in the locker room, they'd be legit depressed.

Because like you're, you got HR, you got, well, you can't say penis. You can't say that. Don't say boobs. You know what I'm saying? Like you have all these things you can and can't say. In the locker room, dude, it is a free for all. I have not heard. I have not heard the N-words so much in my life, dude.

Well, I'm like, literally, dudes are calling me. I'm like, yo, bro, I'm just, I'm so white. Yeah, I'm white as fuck. Like, you walk around and guys just say, hey, that's white people's shit. Yeah. Like, hey, that's black people's shit right there. Yeah, you say it out there. Hey, yeah, yo, yo, yo.

Hey, don't say that out here, man. Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. Yeah, to the real world. Hey, come down. Come down. That's crazy. Oh, yeah.

Hey, what was the boys? Taylor, the boys. I walked up in the huddle. I was like, this fucking guy talking to me, bro. What the fuck is that guy, bro? Because he jumped off sides. I was like, for the boys. Oh, you know, I remember what it was.

I remember it was a pass down. We were passing. I did the thing I do. Yeah. And the ref calls on me, but they said they should have called it on the defensive guy. But they didn't. But they didn't. They can't think it back.

It doesn't matter. It gave you a false art. And he goes, the boys. Yeah, he goes, that's hilarious. Well, I, I stood up and I was like, point the right fly. It was him, right? And I was like, what the fuck? So, he flipped me off too.

I was circling around. So Taylor. He went like, you say, Yeah. Oh, is that what I did, though? Show him what I did? What? Yo, does your team just hate me or what's the deal?

You play foldback. Fullback and tight in. Hey, okay, listen. Hang on, hang on. Don't disrespect me, number one. I pumped you for all statewide receiver. And I was trying to bite my tongue, but I was also an all statewide receiver. First team?

First team. Second team. Sorry, sorry, sorry, second team. Sorry, I was like excited for a minute. Missouri. Hey, when I was in Nebraska and we were talking about me being all-state in Missouri. You're all-state. They just called.

And you're reping that. Hey, red. You know, you're a lineback in the league and people want to talk about your non-athletic ability. you want to bring up the all-state receiver. Hell yeah. You know, what state did you play? Nevada? The fuck goes on in Nevada.

Steven Jackson. Okay, we're just going to name guys. Like, I'm sure we can bring up from Missouri. But name them. Well. That's bad. You can't. I can at least name four.

It's hilarious how much of a joke Missouri is, dude. Hey, type in Missouri NFL football players. No, don't. We have no more time left of this fucking podcast. You're right. You're right. Oh, 65 minutes. Oh.

y'all. You know, that is 65 minutes. That was good. I hope that. That's going to make it. That's going to make it, man. When I was in Nebraska, they just called, since it was Missouri, they just called me all street.

Like, what the, do you guys play seven men out there? You guys just put on the street? Comple's all street wide receiver. Did you play seven man? No. Get the fuck? It's a fucking district spec. Yo, I love, I love the way you laugh, dude.

The way you laugh is hilarious. Do you remember what we were tweeting or something like that? Yeah, so our first interaction, I had some grievance against you, Will. Did you? Because somebody tweeted out like, I can't wait to see Tress, Nick, Hop, and Andrew East on the field in Nashville. Yeah. And you were like, yeah, me neither. Dot, dot, dot, dot.

But who's Andrew East? I was like, what's on, dude? Come at me, man. Oh, man. And then I was like, I sent the gift, like I'm not calling him dad or something. like that. Like you like him or something. Oh man, I miss all those guys.

What's the village like in the Olympics? You hear the stories like just fucking be real about it. If I'm going to be honest. I want honesty. You've striped some of the podcasts. I was 16 when I was at the like Olympic Village. Okay. So we literally had.

Talk about what you've seen then. We had armed guards outside of our doors. So we nothing happened with the gymnasts. But yeah. What would you see with the older crowd? We don't need to name any names. I need to know some stories. Sean, you're lying right now.

Yeah, okay, there we go. That's what I need. What are you talking about? My mom, when we started dating, sent me that ESPN article about the condoms being there. Yeah. They write one every Olympics, I feel like. But she's the only her and one.

They quoted the 16 year old, which is so messed up. Making out on the porch. You were the, she's like the only athlete mentioned, I think, in this article. Which is really concerning. I think it's like 2012, So the one who got quoted in the article of there's all the condoms and they talk about the village. That's your quote.

They were quoting? No, no, no, no, no. She was mentioned as like, just asked Sean Johnson and Taylor Finney who were making out on. Oh, let's go. She booty called me pretty much is what happened. Okay, there we go. I want to hear the story from my answer now because she's grinning like she's holding something back. So I slid in her DMs.

Like, I formed a Twitter. Formed a Twitter just so I could get Twitter, right? And then I got her number. You formed a Twitter just to Twitter? I was not yes. I was not a social media guy. But anyway, I got a number via DMs. So we started talking calling.

Which I'm surprised they gave you my number. Yeah, I know. But, you know, I'm pretty sure. Who'd you DM? Her account? You gave them your number or was somebody running your account? No, I was running my own account. I gave me my number.

Okay, okay. So then she like ghosted me for like a month. And on my birthday, she said me. She's on dancing as stars, bro. What though? You probably got the, you probably got a little, you probably got a little egg profile pick. Like, who in the fuck is DM at me for my number?

Anyway, she says, she sends me a text on my birthday, like a midnight. Says, we want to fly out to L.A. Yeah, I was, I was drunk. At midnight. At midnight. Want to fly out to L.A. That's what I'm saying.

I'll cop it off for you. I'll handle your expenses. So kid you not, next day I jump on a plane. I leave class, leave class, and I'm out there. Your mom cannot listen to the story. Oh, she's a listener. So I was in I was coming out of a very very bad relationship and it is very bad sure and I was very drunk Wow I don't mean it like I should text this guy and I was like you want to fly to L.A. I fall asleep

Wake up sober and I get a text saying I'm on my way oh my wait wait wait wait hang on stop stop were you guys texting in between the DM number and the flyout to LA she just texted you on a whim that's what I'm saying man that's what I'm saying and you dropped your luggage and went running of course I did oh my god I was like what kind of guy would do this yeah then we land a psychopath we landed in LA and she she's not responding at duh yeah oh my cab got this whole thing you think you're just standing hey yeah I'm here so it worked out my brain brother had a bike race out there that same weekend. So that was like, that was going to be plan A or B.

Oh, and then it gets even better. So I finally, like, he texted me enough that day. I got out of Dancing with the Stars rehearsal and TV show. Flex. And I met Andrew and his brother along with one of my friends that I was living with, my girlfriend at the time. We met for dinner. We had dinner.

I was not very impressed. I was just like, this guy's. Wait, with Andrew, you weren't impressed? No. Oh, my God. And somebody held my guy right now. I was not impressed. Like, Andrew?

Why weren't you impressed? Was he nervous? I don't know. I think I was slightly just freaked out because he gets a random text message from a random chick at 1 or 2 a.m. Fly out here and he does it. And you're saying that since you were drunk, now that you came to your senses, now that's why you're like freaked out. because you were all in it. Yeah.

So wait, it gets better. So after dinner. And this is all circling around Dancing with the Stars. Yes. Okay. So after dinner, me and my girlfriend

were trying to be like nice. We're like, oh, can we like drop you guys off at your hotel? She's about to blast me. I love it. I feel like she already has been,

but this is where it gets better. Him and his brother go, oh, we don't have a place to stay. We're just going to sleep in our car tonight. And I was like, what?

Is that true? Yeah. Or that's just, that's part of your game. No, I'm almost tonight. I took it as part of his game. I was like, what is this guy doing?

So then I'm the really big idiot and I'm trying to be nice. And I was like, well, you can stay in like our guest bedroom if you want. And he hasn't, like an idiot. It's like, yeah, I love that. No, dude. This is bad, dude.

Oh man, this is bad, dude. Put the camera on him. Put the camera on him, dude. No, this is getting. I was afraid I was going to get murdered. I don't know. I mean, yeah. Okay, continue.

We'll let her finish and then we'll go back and we'll let you talk a little bit about it. So then he comes back to our apartment with his brother and me and my girlfriend. But you knew his brother. Barely. But yes. We had had like an hour conversation.

Yeah. And so we get back to my apartment. My girlfriend and I go straight upstairs to like my room and we locked ourselves in and we like push the doors and are like the chairs in front of the doors. I literally thought we were going to get murder or something. And then, yeah, that was it. Did he knock on your door?

He did not. Oh, my God. Episode 24, Michael Chandler. We talk about the different types of knockouts that go on. He's a stud in Bellator. He's an M.M.A. fighter. He actually just had a huge knockout in Japan over this past week. So big shout out to the boy for being a fucking wolf there.

There's a couple different types of knockouts. There's the knockouts where you just go. stiff, you know, and the toes are curling. And then there's the other ones where you just loosey-goosey. So it's kind of a, it's a weird thing, you know, the way the body handles damage like that. But yeah, so my body kind of went limp.

You kind of just lose, you don't lose consciousness, you almost just lose your equilibrium, you lose. That's what happened to you. That's what happened to you. Yeah, you always talk about. Because the staff will always be concerned about, I mean, and me too, I'm always wondering about, you know, am I concussed or not? Because sometimes I'll take hits on

the head and I'll just like lose the present moment. Like I might not be able to feel anything for a second, but I'm all there, and literally I'm snapped out of it. You know, after a second, there was one time we always laugh about it. There's just Lyman who hit me. And he's like, night, night, motherfucker.

And, you know, I was like, Stephen, I couldn't really get up at that on that one. But there's been a couple to where they'll be coming out, hey, stay down, stay down. I'm like, yo, I'm literally fine now. Yeah. But I kind of took it for a second. Is that what you felt when you took that shot in the back of the head? Yeah, I mean, it's, well, it's one of those things, too,

where you kind of have that flash of not, much memory too, you know. But as you can see, when I went down, I saw the punch coming and I dodged it. So I had my wits about me there, or maybe it was just instinct. And that's why that is one of the reasons why we have to train so hard. We train 60 minutes for a 25 minute fight, right? You know, 45 minutes for a 15 minute fight because you want your body to be able to react on just instinct, right?

Yeah. But yeah, that was more of a, you know, body went limp for a second, but I was there. And then I remember pretty much everything after that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it shows you getting up, too. Like, you're trying to get up. But that a ref, you can tell, has already made the decision. He's already putting himself in there.

And I don't know what it is to be a ref, especially in a Belator, right? That's what it's called Belator UFC, those types of things. But I feel like when you make a decision, you have to be very quick because there's being punch of thrown. Yeah. So if you're like, I got to, okay, the fight's over, you got to dive in there and nothing twice about it. I think if he waited a half a second, you would see you, you would get up. Mm-hmm. Well, and that's, and I think.

think that's what it is too i would not want that job and probably same thing with you guys you you wouldn't want to be an NFL ref either when the whole game could be on your back you know when it comes to chokeouts i feel like you either got a tap you had to go limp right it's kind of it's super easy to tell when someone's lost consciousness especially you know check this is that this is it the flying knee i was telling you about that we should have talked about why you're yelling at me it's night in the morning so there's the very beginning of the fight this he comes The fight clock is brought to the... Oh, he's dead.

That's the beginning of... You're holy thought. Five seconds into the fight. So it's just... Yo, that dude talks... In the backyard. Oh, no shit. Yeah.

Rest of peace, Kimball Slice. Go back. Yeah, no doubt. But this dude right here, man, long hair, freaking braided in the backyard, you know, some shorts on, no shirt,

just loving it out, bare knuckle. And now he's been in... I mean, he's been in all the major organizations. You've been in Strike Force. He was in Bellatory. Now he's in the UFC. Honestly, he was written off for a long time.

He's got like 13. he's got like 13, 15 losses, but that's what this sport. That's what this sport breeds. As long as you can go from setback to setback or loss to loss without losing the momentum or losing the faith or maybe you just don't have another option. You know, I mean, like, if I lost a bunch of fights in a row, I'd probably be like, okay, I'm going to. What's that like when you go from being on a team leaving and coming back?

Yeah, I would say, honestly, it's only, it's great unless they win the Super Bowl, the year you're gone. Yeah. And then it sucks. Yeah. Absolutely. I can't stand. I hope you guys have a ton of people listening right now. If you see me, I was not on the Super Bowl team. So please don't ask. Every time I tell somebody, oh, I played for the Eagles for four years. Oh, congratulations. Shut up. I didn't. I didn't. I was not there. What a kick in the ball. It sucks. And then I was with the Patriots this past camp. I got released, pulled my hamstring, and they go win the Super Bowl. And they go win the Super Bowl. So, you know, I don't know. I'm like, maybe I'm good for your team. But I don't know. But look, bottom line, though, was I went. back, and I'm not going like, it was great to be back on my homies.

But there's still this cloud over your head at first that, like, if we don't win or we're not successful, it's going to be because I'm here. There's that thing in the back of your head, because when I was gone, when they traded me, they were so successful. And so when you get back, there's that feeling of like, man, do I live up? I wasn't with the Super Bowl team. There's a couple of the guys back. You and Dijack, right?

Yeah, DJG and he's coming back this year. And so, and I don't know how much he would feel that. You know, I guess I felt it a little bit more because I was literally in camp for the camp that they were going to go on to win the Super Bowl. I got traded for Ronald Darby. They need a corner. And so then when they go do that and then I come back to pretty much the exact same team, every ball that comes to you is like, if you drop that, that's why. Yeah. You know.

They've said that to you? Oh, you get all that. I mean, that's why I'm not really heavily on social me and stuff. But I was there's some. Like I honestly, I feel like a lot of Philadelphia fans. You're saying people say that. People. Not the teammates.

No, the teammates were good. Maybe you can be anywhere. You can be Florida, Texas, Arizona, California. Yeah, exactly. Is SEC schools, eh? Exactly. I've heard rumors they pay. Well, yeah.

I heard the. I've heard that, dude. I heard the rumor is. I know a bunch of stories. It's just like. Right. I heard the rumor is there's like a fee. There's like $20, 30, $40,000, $50,000 they can pay a recruit.

Yeah. If, so say you're, say you're, Say you're Alabama. Like, and you want to give a recruit $50,000. A school outside of the state of Alabama, the gentleman's handshake is like Georgia can't come in and pay a dollar over $50,000. Like they can't outdo each other if that...

Dude, I'm doing... And I did general studies, and I was a two-point-0-0-study. But looking back in it, looking back in that whole thing was... If I could have done more in college, I would have. I would have... Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, what we got going on? here. Is that you dude? You disrespecting the bus right now? No, I wasn't

disrespecting the bus. No, I was it. I don't even know why that alarm is on. I have no idea why I see him like trying to say it. I don't know why that alarm was on, but I gotta go. No, I'm here. I'm here. But I gotta get out of here. No, we're wrapping it up in a little bit anyway. It's all good. I wrote a code for my life, literally. I called it the Strength and Honor Code after what Maximus said. I had a tattoo artist draw me a crest. I tattooed it on my arm and every decision was filtered from that point on through the Strength and Honor Code. It was not for anybody, and I could quote it.

My name is, this is who I am. This is what I believe. This is what I believe in. Fight, Work, Hope, Faith Team, Family, Excellence, Purpose, Responsibility, Love, and Freedom, all clearly defined. I said it fast and it doesn't mean anything to you. It was very profound in my life. Yeah.

And then an I will statement or a mission statement that represented me, and then it was boiled down to something on my arm so I could look down and say, Jim, is there any strength and honor in that? Meaning what I believe is purpose, what I believe are my values, and what I'm said I'm going to do that was very well thought out and in language. Right. But it gave me a fighting chance now to move my life forward instead of momentum and emotion, I knew who the hell I was and I could apply it if I wanted to. Right. So instead of being a guy who was kind of foggy and wasn't real clear about what I believed, I was a dude who really.

knew and was accountable. So my challenge now was a little bit different than a lot of people's. It was would I and will I live the way I said I would believe instead of staying in the state of confusion. This year I talked about freedom in a big way. I took this whole entire year to define what freedom means to me. It's something I've been reading about, studying about, connecting to my life so that when this year ends, I'm going to have a really good idea about what freedom means to me. Do you, it is October now. How are you feeling about freedom right now? It's huge. I mean, I've thought about it from what it means as a country. What I believe as, well, the first thing is, I think we have a freedom problem and that people don't know how to be free.

Okay. And that freedom destroys us. We're just, we don't know how to operate and live inside of that. I see people who have been given this right to make choices and decisions and a lot of people do really well with it and a lot of people don't. So for me, how do I stay connected inside of freedom? How do I maximize freedom? I've thought about it at a government level and what I believe about that. And a lot of people go there immediately. I thought about what it means in my finances so I can get ahead and be where I want to be and what I want to do. I thought about it as it relates to my relationships.

And then I walked that all the way down to in the morning when I get out of bed. Your process. Well, actually even deeper. Am I being influenced immediately or am I an influencer? If I put my feet on the floor, what I realized was as soon as I went to social media, as soon as I went to email. That's not nefarious. It's not bad,

but all of a sudden, I am now following that influence instead of having some space for me to be free, for my feet to hit the ground and be free. I'm going to go outside and I'm going to shoot my bow for 30 minutes and just be quiet and be okay in the quiet so that when I connect to my day

and the things that I think are valuable and purposeful, I'm doing it as an influencer. I'm taking it in the way that I want to take it. And I think here's a huge mistake inside of freedom that most of us and many of us would say, if we're honest, holy smokes, there's no space to really, really be influencing and free. So that's how deep I've thought about it. In the beginning, dude, you went to Miami Northwestern. Miami, North Western, home with a bulls.

You were on a team that was, how many guys went D1? Nine on that squad? Because that was my year. You were my year. Eight or nine. Eight or nine, one of them. And they all went to the University of Miami. Yeah, except you, you were trash.

Yeah. I wasn't trash. In high school. I wasn't trash. I know you're the man now, and more it's like, Will, you're trash. I wasn't trashed in high school. I wasn't trash. What was the deal then?

My grades are trash. Well, then you're trash. Because how you fail fucking high school is beyond me. It was a good time. Yeah, but you have to legit put in effort to fail high school, dude. Like, you have to not show up. And if you're at Miami, Northwestern, so coaches are definitely trying to cheat for you guys. Not really, no.

They're trying to cheat. Well, we'll talk about that in a minute. No. They're trying to cheat for you guys. Like, you have to give so much effort to fail high school. You pass college. That's harder in high school. Okay.

If you're trash in high school, like, you're just not trying and you just absolutely don't give up. Okay, so my story is, first of all, when I got to high school, I hung around a lot of older people. so I was kind of easily in for it's not to go to class so not good older people I guess you could say that I mean those guys are still my friends right now and so that's why I was like yo when do you land I'll try to be there right when you land

and then you know try to get together I was watching this from afar and I was proud of you for doing it too yeah it's something that fits you bro you think so yeah you talk too fucking much so damn hey it's perfect hey set him up set him up bring his ass back down dude

Bring it down. Humble him, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's perfect. No, it's fun, man. You know, we don't, who knows what's going to, we have some talks in the works right now with some networks. Yeah. Who knows it's going to happen, but we have a blast with it, man.

We're trying to get it mobile. As you see, it doesn't run. 2013 was playing the Jets. First game, I could talk about it not because I'm over it years or years later. And also, I was all pro that year, so I don't care. Oh, who flikes on them. No, but, yeah. Um, 2013, we playing the Jets.

Gino Smith, like prior, he was running out of the ball. Oh, yeah! You shouldn't have hit his ass. Man, look, so during the game, early in the game, he was running up the sideline, but nobody wanted to touch him because he was close to the sideline thought he was running out. Then he kept running up and got extra yards. The quarterbacks, man, there are some sneaky bastards, dude. They know. Sneaky, bro.

So this time, it was towards the end of the game. The end of the game, so I'm going to spy him. So once I'm chasing him to the sideline So soon as he about to step out One leg was in the air I pushed him and it was on their side line It was seconds left with Listen you ain't got to tell me I watched it

He was out of bounds No he wasn't Yes he was bring the play up Type in Levante David Gino Smith It was gonna pop up quick as hell too Yeah it is He was out of bounds I remember watching that game live

I remember watching it live real time And I was like My exact reaction Levanti what? in the fuck are you doing? Because they were down what? They were down what? Two points, one point?

Two points. And... Kick the field goal, lost ball won. Levante gets a penalty. Very end of the game. Levante gets a penalty, pushing, hitting the quarterback out of bounds. They gets, you know,

that ball moves up there in field, go range, they kick a field goal and win the game. Field goal range, win the game. What happened on social media? I got fucking killed. Killed. What are a couple tweets that say in out that made you like y'all i'm deleting this app they need to get your dumb ass off the team you fucking

stupid you anything racial oh of course it was oh man yo one time one time i got called like uh an imbred an imbred fucking cracker or some shit yeah i don't know he was dark dude it was dark brutal but at the same time in the way of good game look lavante you're the first video Levante David's big mistake letting the Jets win the game. Now y'all tell me if he ought to bounce right here. And the crazy thing is... They sit back there. And the crazy thing is they changed the rule about that the next year.

Look at your hands out. Hey, what's he saying to you? Yo, hey, rewind that. I wanted to fight so bad. Okay, here's a situation. Fourth quarter. Okay, the ball is on... The ball is backed up, not backed up, but on their like 40-yard line.

12 seconds left in the fourth quarter. Tampa Bay is up 17-15. Gino Smith scrambles to the right. Clearly, okay, go back? He wasn't clearly. Running, he's crossing the 50, going for the first down, third and five, clearly heading out of bounds. Levante is kind of trailing him.

Okay, you're neck and neck with him. But running upfield. Yeah. And you hit him out of back. as he's already stepping out of bounds. I barely touched him. I think it was just, it was on their sideline, and it was real dramatic. Yo, how is the, how, you really still to this fucking day, don't think?

Of course. It wasn't out of bounds, bro. And so it's at the 50-yard line. It's, what, 15-yard penalty? Yeah. They're on the 35. They kick the field goal with seven seconds left to win the game. And you let your team down your rookie year.

I didn't let my team down. And you know what? I'm watching this live at Nebraska after a workout on a Sunday workout after. game. We were all sitting in the, like the training table watching the game. Oh, you're right. Yeah. And we're all like, oh my God, what the, what is Levanté doing? Look at you, man, with that pissed off, bro. That puffy bottom lip that. I wanted to fight that whole sideline that game. Sleep's like the number one thing. Like so many people discredit sleep because we have this infatuation with the grind. It's like we all as a society now, get all.

off on Instagram to posting what time we're going to bed and then what time we're getting back up. And what time we work out. Exactly. How many, I mean, how many times? Yeah, I'll get up. But I go to bed early too. But that's the thing. We're infatuated with like, we'll have a little post on a laptop that's like 11 o'clock.

And then you're going to post that you're up at 430 going to work out grind season. Hashtag grind season. Money season. Banks. Exactly. Get that bag. Slow feet don't eat. Like all that stuff.

And I respect that. Yeah. But the problem is is that. Statistically, we've shown time and time again that sleep dominates what benefit you can get out of a workout if you're not getting enough sleep. So athletes should be getting eight to ten hours of sleep at night. If you're sacrificing sleep for more intense workouts or more quantity of workouts or time of workouts, you're only doing that in the detriment of your health. So when Matt loses the fucking beer pong game, who, in their right mind gets loses a fucking beer pong game by death cup death cup i've never seen that

happened matt matt is on my team and matt does he has a hell of a first game like he does a he has a tremendous first game and my only my only objective at taylor's party was fucking taylor cannot beat me at these drinking games. Yeah. Because he's too fucking arrogant, man. I cannot, I cannot stand. And you cannot let him beat you or he has it on you. You know what I mean?

And so it was us. We win and we advance. It's me and young Matt versus fucking Taylor and Quentin Nelson. And Bobo. And Bobo. That's right. Sorry, sorry. Come on.

I was going Drano. Are you kidding me? You weren't not in our fucking game. I was wet all night. Not in our fucking because our game lasted like five minutes. Yeah. And early in the game, dude, my man Matt is standing there and Quentin Nelson throws his pong ball and makes it Matt's cup.

Was it off backboard? I think it was off your chest. Threw it off of his tiff. Hit his nipple. Threw it off of that soft little tit. Kicked it straight down on the cup. If only you worked out and did a few more push-ups and had a little bit more bounce on that thing. It had been a brick.

It had been a brick. Instead, it popped right in. It was like. It was amazing. It was an amazing shot. It was one of the greatest things I'd ever seen because it was the most heads-up play. Like, I wouldn't even, and it wasn't like he was standing up on the table. He was standing back. It was, it was range.

It was super impressive. It was a good shot. There was a lot on the line. I was coming off a heater. I think I hit, like, the game winner in four cups against, like, Maddenberger. And then I go, and then Quentin Nelson from the, like, Colts that could not have been a worse person for that to happen. My tit coddled that ball. Codled it, dude.

It was like there was no bounds. It hit your tit and got kind of caught in it. And we watched it roll into the cup. Oh, it was slow mo. Yeah, and I sat there and stared at him and I'm like, I stopped breathing like, move the cup. And I just like look over a tailor and everybody starts yelling and everything's happening so fast. Didn't even know you lost.

And I was just looked at Matt like, are you fucking kidding me, dude? Like this is how we fucking lost. Yeah. I was dropping a monster off at Aethon Rose the other day. Yeah. And, you know, you get that. I'm in the bathroom, dude. There's only one unisex bathroom, you know what I mean?

But I'm sitting there working. I'm grinding a little bit. I'm like, yo, the boy's got a demon. He's got to exercise. So I'm sitting there in eighth and rows, dude. It's the unisex bathroom. And I'm sitting there and you get a knock. I got a knock early.

I'm in here. Busy. You know what I mean? I'm scared. I'm sitting there taking a deuce. Like someone's in here. Yeah. I'm in here.

It's taken. I don't know. I don't know. why I'm like throwing a different voice. I'm like, I'm in here. And I'm sitting there taking the shit, bro. And I'm like, I feel like I'm looking like one of those dogs. Like, you know how you're out walking your dog and he takes a deuce?

Yeah. And he can't help but sit there like a little, they sit there and sit there and look at you shaking, dude. Oh, look at their shoulder. Look at vulnerable at you. Like, hey, I'm taking this deuce and I'm vulnerable as hell right now. Exactly. I'm going to need you to save me if something happens. See how your dog just does it.

You could push him over and he would just fall. Yeah. coming out like they he's looking for you like they are vulnerable dude yeah and that's how i felt in that bathroom and um got a second knock busy okay god damn you change your voice and the guys like it was me what that dude not but he was like there's two dudes in there yeah yeah the hell's going on in there two different voices told you were busy it's a coffee shop yeah and uh so i get done you know and i'm kind of like i'm flushing over and over because i'm like you know the smell i had to get the smell out you i don't want to be embarrassed like

I leave and they're like, fuck, man, we got to fall this guy. I walk out of the bathroom and there's three people standing. Guys and girls? Yeah, two guys, one chick. Don't take that out of context. No cup. I just go back into the coffee shop. I sat down for a second.

I was sitting there and I was literally thought to myself, I can't be seen in here anymore. So I just took my shit in the left. Hey guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what?

We created our own podcast. called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick.

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