Bussin' With The Boys - Best Of The Boys (Season 2)

Episode Date: December 28, 2020

On this week's pod, we're taking a look back on 2020 with a Best Of Season 2 episode featuring The Boys' favorite clips from each podcast, starting with Episode 31. Huge shoutout to ALL the Tiers for making this past year one to remember, and we can't wait to kick off 2021 with all of you! Episode 031 The Boys are Back Pt. 1 (5:15-5:50) Episode 032 The Boys are Back Pt. 2 (5:50-6:39) Episode 033 Derrick Henry (6:39-8:31) Episode 034 Barstool Pod (8:31-9:32) Episode 035 David Quessenberry (9:32-11:38) Episode 036 Lane Johnson (11:38-12:56) Episode 037 Alec Ingold (12:56-14:02) Episode 038 Dana Beers (14:02-15:01) Episode 039 Darren Waller (15:01-17:43) Episode 040 The Boys Being Dudes (17:43-18:59) Episode 041 Jeff Fisher (18:59-20:24) Episode 042 Big Cat (20:24-21:36) Episode 043 Dale Earnhardt Jr (21:36-23:51) Episode 044 Matthew Ramsey (23:51-25:10) Episode 045 Joe Staley (25:10-26:26) Episode 046 Chase Rice (26:26-27:51) Episode 047 Chris Long (27:51-29:00) Episode 048 Andrew Hawkins (29:00-30:23) Episode 049 George Kittle (30:23-31:19) Episode 050 Frank Ragnow (31:19-31:50) Episode 051 Corona Pod (31:50-32:48) Episode 052 David Bakhtiari (32:48-34:26) Episode 053 The Boys Plus One (34:26-35:27) Episode 054 4th The Boys (35:27-36:31) Episode 055 Boys of Summer (36:31-37:45) Episode 056 Corona Pod 2 (39:13-40:50) Episode 057 AJ Brown (40:50-41:56) Episode 058 Isaiah Wilson & Jamil Douglas (41:56-43:25) Episode 059 Ryan Hurd & Ernest (43:25-44:35) Episode 060 The Boys Minus One (plus Lavonte David & Big Cat) (44:35-45:34) Episode 061 Riley Green (45:34-46:19) Episode 062 Eddie George (46:19-47:18) Episode 063 Kyle Rudolph (47:18-48:06) Episode 064 Dustin Lynch (48:06-49:01) Episode 065 Robert Griffin III (49:01-49:51) Episode 066 Prince Amukamara (49:51-50:29) Episode 067 Spooktober I (50:29-51:28) Episode 068 Spooktober II (51:28-52:22) Episode 069 Spooktober III (52:22-53:12) Episode 070 Spooktober IV (53:12-54:10) Episode 071 Brett Kern (54:10-54:56) Episode 072 Rashaan Evans & Jayon Brown (54:56-55:49) Episode 073 Cam Jordan (55:49-56:46) Episode 074 Travis Kelce (56:46-57:18) Episode 075 Brendan Schaub & Theo Von (57:18-58:14) Episode 076 Taylor's First Solo (58:14-59:13) Episode 077 The Boy + Lane Johnson (59:13-1:00:08) Episode 078 Christmas Pod (1:00:08-1:00:58) ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com .For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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but we are, uh, we're built tough, man. We are some tough motherfuckers. And Nashville is once again going to get through this and we're going to pick each other up and we're going to keep it moving. But I hope you guys had a great Christmas. If anything that I had AT&T and my life is wrapped up in AT&T, so no service, no internet. I stream my stuff on YouTube, YouTube TV, so we didn't have nothing. So we had to take it back. It was actually kind of nice to just play board games, look at our fish tank screen saver the whole time and just kind of connect with the family that was in the room and not be on our phones,

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That's what you wanted to look like. It was phenomenal. It was a great opportunity to clinch the division. Unfortunately, we didn't do it. But it's all good. You know, we're going to keep our enthusiasm. We've got to put this game behind us, as we need you guys to do as well.

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Keep shouting out the boys because, again, we grow through you and your word of mouth. But without further ado, let's get into this best of series. Thanks for following. We love you. We appreciate you. Big hugs, tiny little kisses. Everyone, like, when we were two and four, everyone was like, Rable's the worst coach ever. Arthur Smith's the worst OC ever.

Worst OC ever. Like, this guy sucks. That guy sucks. Everyone fucking sucked, dude. And then all, and then you go to the A of the championship, dude. And it's like, we fucking love these guys. I'll cut my dick off too. You know what I'm saying?

Like, do you people are just like, oh, gee, you guys take off? I'll cut my dick off. Like, we should have a pile of dicks outside the bus one day, dude. Little pieces, big pieces, black pieces, white pieces, dude. Paces of all races and colors, dude. Bring your dicks. Bring your dicks to the bus, dude. DeMario Davis bulldozes Terilawan on his way to a sack.

What a great title that you want to watch, dude. Bulldozes. Oh, reliving a nightmare. So DeMario, like, we were in a five-man protection. And, like, I didn't know if I had the guy inside me or outside me. I wasn't, like, for some reason, I was messed up to where, like, I didn't know who I had. So I took a step and kind of looked inside and felt Roger come. And then by the time I looked outside, like, I could barely turn my head long enough before I was on the ground.

Yeah, I know. And you just lay there. Like, anytime you get laid out like that, you just lay there and you're just like, fuck, man. I know. Same have a. This is going to be everywhere. Yeah, yeah. That's funny too because that is what you think, man, fuck.

Here we go. This is going to be something. It's like you think there's hope nobody saw that. I was on like, yeah, exactly. 60,000 people. Yeah. Perfect. This is what I wanted to ask about.

What do you think about, what do you think about watching that highlight with a freaking goat, Earl Thomas? Well, looking football, you know, there's going to be a lot of, a lot of talking. I mean, it's a big game. Those guys been playing very well. and um look at bates dude look at bates get hyped about it look at bakes over there and um we just got done playing the Patriots we had a pretty good game on the ground and um you guys those guys pride of theirself on stopping the run so i could say that he was trying to get his guys going in himself so when i got to that point in the run he was approaching i'm like this is the moment where

he was telling the media you thought that moment too when you're running yeah yeah i'm gonna yes here Yes, here it goes. This is the moment where, you know, it's me and him. And then as it's happening, what are you thinking when you got it? I was so focused with just like, you know, just trying to throw him out of the club that I ran myself out of balance. Watch this. I'm trying to give another shove and I ran myself out of balance and then I try to stand him down afterwards. Yo, you stared the shit out of him.

You stare through his soul, bro. The thing is, too, is. Hey, he's so hype right there. Look at him. Losing it. Look at you. Hey, and you don't really do anything. like that during games.

Derek doesn't really talk. But he talked twice in this game. You did that and then he said something to like... Look at him. But he's a future hall of fame. So I'm like, well, I mean, if I get opportunity, I mean, I got to bring it. You know, we all know who what type of player, Earl Thomas is.

Oh, legend. I'm like, future hall of fame. If it's one-on-one, I got to bring my A game. He's a future Hall of Famer? I think so. Yeah. He's a future hall of fame. No question.

Oh, look at the circle. The boy. The boy! Literally, me and Rogers Block did not matter at all there. It was a cutback. Here it is. And what's crazy is he's doing exactly exactly what we're all coached to do.

Chop the stiff arm down. Look. And you just fucking couldn't. He plays that cool card. He plays that tough guy. He was one of the first ones when I was walking up and down the sideline when I was on the Titans and asking like, hey, do you look at everybody's peace when you're in the shower? Because I remember it was like, me and Darren Bates, I was like, hey, how many guys on the team, what percentage do you think would admit to looking at

everybody, not everybody, but looking at a piece in the shower? Because you can't help it. Right. You know what percent you think would admit it? Because we all know they all do it. Right. He's like, about 6070, you know, DB. 60% look?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait. I admit it. And we're like, BT for sure. Didn't you ask KB about that? Sat in my seat. That's respectful. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

KB did. The thing is, is like you're going periffs. You can't, like, it's not like there's a line that stops here. Yeah. If I'm talking, if I'm talking to you're standing, like I'm seeing the whole body and was looking in your eyes. Out of respect. Right.

But hey, you know, you scrub your legs. you kind of come up and glance. Oh, you do that. I'm saying it could happen. You went through chemo and all that for three years. Three years, yeah. I went through like an intensive part of chemo for about 10, 11 months, like super intensive every 21 days.

I'd go in and I'd stay for a week in the hospital. And then they were just doses of, like, 24-hour doses of chemo, all that. And then I did radiation for like five, six weeks after that. And then I won't like a maintenance chemo for next two years, basically, which was I would take daily chemo, weekly chemo, and then monthly I'd go in to get infusion. This is a super like a different question, but like what is like, what is, I know chemo like, how do you, do you get an IV? You take my pill? Like what are you going to be there? What does it feel like when you take, do you actually, do you feel awful?

Yeah, you feel terrible, man. Like super bad. Really? Like the intensive chemo, like what's going on during this intense when you're like, I'm in there. for like a week or like the worst parts dude they had this one chemo they call it the red devil

the docks of rubes in it was like the last for like the last 28 hours of your stay there you just get this red chemo that freaking pumps for 24 hours all night all day IV and they like turns your pee

red and your poop it's called the red devil that's the what's it feel like as it is there a really the entire time it's dripping yes and no i mean like after my first round of chemo i was like oh man this isn't that bad like i'm gonna freaking with this thing but then like everyone you go it gets harder and harder because your body kind of gets weared down like chemo is like we're gonna kill we're gonna go in there we're gonna kill as many cancer cells as possible but along that comes along the way is gonna do this and then as soon as your body recovers all your

your white blood cells and your red blood cells and your platelets like as soon as they come back to a number then they hit you again so it's like a constant battle to get as much chemo in as possible and keep your body get your body back to a healthy yeah healthy place the legend was born the legend the legend continued he was already a legend and then he said it on i'll tell you what is it is the rumor's true yeah does he have a piece on him look at the camera look at one of the, look at that one over there. I said it's before you need to get animal planted on there. We need the crocodile hunter.

It's that much of a deal, huh? Yeah, that boy. And you know what the thing is? It's always the most unsuspecting looking dudes. It's the dudes that you're like, probably not. Like, Zach, Zach's definitely got a piece of a monster on it, dude. You got that thing. Look, hey, he just got across his leg.

Losing circulation from taping that thing up on your side, buddy. Dude, I'm just saying. No, you know, because you look at Nick, well, you know. Hey, what is it about that that gets a, man remember like a man could have three gold medals or a man could have a huge you know a huge piece and that gets remembered before with more of the gold medals yeah you are that's true it is it's true that guy and back in school yeah yeah he went to olympics what had won all this yeah but you're but he's right it's like oh they put minchu in over him it's like big big nick

i think it's like yeah i think it's been passed down through time through our d and a it's like oh he used to roll the land you know years and years generations of here bloodlines to get that piece, dude. Being a rookie is not that big of a deal. I feel like, correct me if I'm wrong. But it is. It's a big deal, but it's not. Hindsight, it's not a big deal.

You're okay the whole time, but the whole time you're like, am I going to be all right? When's one vet going to lose his mind? Yeah. No real hazing at all. I had to sing, I mean, Hard Knocks was there. So we had to sing a song. Oh, yeah, you were on Hard Knocks.

Yeah, that was interesting. But, no, I dedicated my song to Vantez. And that didn't go well. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, because he didn't like it. I remember hearing that story. So you sing what song did you seem to perfect? That one.

But I refuse to let you go. Hey, let him have a moment. Beg and plead for your sympathy. I don't mind because you mean that much to me. Ain't too proud to bad. And that's about how far I got. And you were staring at Valentine's all that. I was like, he was in the front row.

And I was kind of like. Serenating him? Yeah, and he was just staring at me like, I want to kill you. Yeah, no, it was. He did, I mean, he was just staring daggers into me. And then it got really weird. How many beers do you think you've put down since the zilly since all, since the day started? All jokes aside, in a given night, I would have, like, during this whole thing, I would have like 20 in a day.

How made you have yesterday in Nashville? Yesterday, I don't know, probably 15. You said on any given night, we're talking school nights. Yeah. School nights. You know what I'm saying? You were talking Wednesday. You're fucking watching curb your enthusiasm.

I have to like slug down a fucking butt light. I'm like, damn, this one hurts. Now, are you doing it for the zillion beers? Are you doing it because that's just silly? No, I mean, because you're just zilly. I'm not a big weekday drinker, but during this whole thing, if people are like, hey, I'll buy a shirt right now if you chuck a beer. I'm like, all right, fucking bet.

During this rise of the Phoenix, you're selling out for the brand. I'm the biggest sell out of you over me. If somebody says, if somebody says, hey, like, fucking punch Will in the face, I'll buy a shirt. You're getting soft, buddy. I mean, A.B. was me and him at locker. We were locker mates in the spring. And, I mean, any conversation I had with A.B. was, like, real, you know? Yeah.

So, I mean, I appreciate A.B. I don't know exactly to the extent of what he's going through. The only thing I have to say is I just hope he addresses everything, like, full spectrum. And whatever help he needs, whatever he needs to go. to, you know, really address those things. I hope he does that because it's like, you know, looking back on my story, who am I to say that people can't get over their stuff and then take their life to a whole another level?

Because you see what level his life was on, you know, before things started happening. Yeah, I mean, you saw a legitimate peak rise of somebody just to fall and not necessarily rock bottom, but horizon fall all within one year, all within months, honestly. Yeah. So I'm one of them people that's like, people look at AB and it's like, damn AB doing this, damn AB doing that. Fuck wrong with AB. I'm looking at AB like, I'm trying to understand.

And like I'm not from a place of condemning. I try to understand just because I've been through. Because I know people like this dude is junkie drug addict, like just throwing stones. But it's like who was really taking the time to understand? Like I'm trying to understand AB. So if I would have talked to AB, I'm not coming in with no expectation, no kind of judgment. Like I just want to talk to AB and like so he can get things off his chest. Because I feel like it may not be a lot of people around AB where he can have real deal conversations.

That's, I mean, just from a, I'm the pure, I'm the purest outsider there can be. I don't know. But you just feel like there's a lot of probably yes men around him. I mean, you might, you would know more than me. But when you're saying that, it's like hopefully he has somebody around it, you know, sort of check him or like have conversations to try to get to the root of like what's going on. But as a pure outsider, it is. It's like you feel like he's surrounded by a lot of yes men and he needs to do something different.

Yeah. And that's me talking from no experience. Right. You're somebody who can, you said you were locker mates with him. You were around him. You saw the crew that would try, being on the Raiders, guy said he would try and come in, the locker room with like his crew or being around workouts and it's kind of like doing too much. But also, you're an alien, meaning he's a superstar.

So you got to kind of let stuff happen. But then it's like, hey. I think if he were to get into a, I mean, like I said, I don't know what's going on in his life. But if he gets into a rehab environment, his work ethic really is crazy. Like I've seen it. So if he gets into an environment where he's working on himself, I feel like his work ethic will come back out again. He can really like when he starts working on himself, that football work ethic will translate and then that will come back to on the field and then like once he deals with those

things like he won't even really have to go out his way to men relationships with people and do like the apology things that he's doing like his actions will show for it and just because he like he has a change in him on the inside because something has to change and it's like I feel like if he gets if he gets to a point where he's like he locks in he knows he has work to do on himself I thought he could do whatever he wants I'm flexing him right now tattoos zoom in my flex caps ready one almost cramped and little boys

you saw them though they're powerful little guys though them little boys dude they are tiny speaking of little boys you have a kid no but I get this little

little boy spray it's called ball toner revivered by Manscape no free shoutouts go ahead spray hey spray that it's like a to go spray like if you know

you get during the day you hit a couple sprays on there and it smells good finished to work out like like oh god I get out of here see my lady

yes yeah did I'm telling you spray it and then you'll smell it do I put up balls? You should. Right now. Yeah. Yeah. Why not?

There you go. Get in there. Oh, I touched it. Get in there. Get them little boys. It's touching it now. I'm touched though. I got the left one. Now, smell my pants. I mean, I'm not going to smell. Smell them. No, no, no. You got to make sure we have this product. No, no, no. Boss, come smell his pants.

Yeah, fuck now. Dude, this is a, bring it in here. Hang on. You still don't, don't. Don't waft it. I want to go in. That's a nice smell. Isn't it a nice smell? That's a good smell. I had a good smell. No pause. Fuck that pause shit, dude.

Can we talk about what you don't a lot? First off, we just lost all street crap about what you did just now. Yeah, we did. So, Lowe catches the ball. Well, Lowe's smart. He doesn't want it. He gives it to Frank. Yeah, Dyson's over there picking flowers.

And Kevin standing back over here, and you'll see, here's Lowe. He catches the ball. All right? He's going to get rid of it. Oh, my gosh, you hear, Frank, you take it. Frank sets it up, sells it and comes back. Look at that 10 yards behind the ball, right? Just like we told him.

Yeah. Now, how about 10 inches? 10 yards. So right there, right there, I'm yelling, get out of bounds because field go ties. And then I look ahead. I go, oh, my gosh, get the end. This is controversial city right here. What do you think would have been called had there been replay?

Well, there is replay. There is. This game went to review. Oh. Oh, yeah. No, the wing official right behind Frank on their sideline is Byron Boston. And Byron Boston points a lateral. So he points to our right, his left.

And I saw that. So I knew it was ruled the lateral on the field. Which is half the battle. It is. It's going to stand now. It's probably a lot of gray area. Yes. There's probably 65, maybe 66,000 people here.

To this day, there's maybe 100,000 people that said they were there. Yeah. Right? And people all over Nashville. Yeah. People all over Nashville in intersections are stopped listening and get an out of of their cars and going nuts and intersections all over. And the

whole place is going crazy. There's a lot of people right now saying that season is not happening. The NFL season will not happen. Who? Kirkhirt Street. Fuck Kirk Herkherb Street. Okay. Whoa. All right. Yeah, yeah. That's heavy. We're not saying that.

Well, okay, that's fine. I said it. No, listen. Fuck Kirk. I actually like Kirk Herb Street as an announcer, but fuck him for saying that because that was such a ridiculous thing to say when he said it. and he was doing it for headlines and he got everyone in a panic. So Kirk Herb Street, I got no beef with you other than that particular comment, which was fucked up. I'll tell you what, I DMed him. That's how upset I was.

I DMed him and I said, hey, where did you get this information? Who are you talking to? Is there somebody you know scientists? Are there people you know? And he literally just sent me his phone number and said, if you want to talk, call me. I haven't had the balls to call him yet. That's what he said. Call him right now.

Call him right now. Yeah, Kirk, what's up? What's up, Rick? What's up? It's Taylor Leone. Tell him before he talks any farther. Before you talk any farther, I'm on a Zoom podcast right now. We can delete it if you want. I'm with Big Cat from Barstool and Will Compton. Awesome. What you guys are? So we're literally just talking. Big Cat had some strong words for you about the comments we made.

You actually gotten a recent crash bag. What was that in August? Last year, yeah, sometime. Yeah. Can you tell us about that a little bit? I got a brand new plane from Cessna. It's a really nice plane. And we're flying it, and we've been flying it a while, and we've landed it into that airport before. And we came down into land, and we landed, we bounced.

So we came down again just as hard, if not harder. And the landing again on the right side broke. So, you know, you're thinking you're going to die. And we slid a little bit further, and it came to stop. and I started hollering for Amy and I got my daughter, Ila, and I got a look at her and check her and she's, you know, screaming. And I'm thinking, God, please don't let nothing be wrong with her. So I'm thinking, get that hatch in the back open.

Let's create an opportunity to leave. So I went back there and I'm seeing smoke coming out to toilet. And so black, dark, thick smoke. I'm like, I hollered up to the front. I was like, we're on fire. We got to go. We'd went through a chain link. and it wrapped around that door

and it wouldn't allow the door to open the way I needed it to. So Amy hollers at him and says, try the front door one more time because we had tried it and couldn't get it to move. And he goes up there to the front door and turns a handle and kicks it, and it popped open about two inches, or I mean two feet.

The lead pilot goes to get out of the plane. Then he's like, hand me the baby. So I go up there to hand him the baby. Now I get out of the plane. And the entire time all this is going on, I still am not 100% sure that Isla is okay. They put Amy in her own ambulance with Ila, and then I'm in an ambulance by myself,

and I still don't know if Ila is 100%. And I'm really tore up. The guy riding in the ambulance did the coolest thing ever. He calls the other ambulance on his cell phone and puts my wife on the phone and gives it to me. And so I can talk to her, and I said, you know, finally, I was like, Amy, you got a chance to really look at Ila and see what's going on.

her, is she okay? And, you know, so I kind of finally got some relief of, because that was so stressful. In your songs, break up with him. Yeah, yeah. You say, I know you're not in love with them, break up with him. Is that him a real person? And does that guy know what it was about him? Man, that song is not a real, a real story. It was just something we were doing to, like, make us ourselves laugh. We wrote that like in the middle of the night in a van really driving. It was when we were traveling around the country in a van.

And everybody was asleep. It was probably like two in the morning. And we had been kind of jamming on this thing at Soundcheck earlier in the day. And I was listening to it on my phone. And it was like two in the morning. I had this idea for like a one-sided phone conversation song.

Trevor was awake in the back bench of the bus or the van at that point. And And it was like 2 a.m. So I went back there and I was like, hey, I got this idea. And so to keep from waking everybody up, I just started whispering it into my phone. So that kind of like set the tone for this creepy, like, hey, what's up thing? And then we were just laughing our asses off in the back of the thing.

And that's all that was. And then, man, we've had so many people that would come up to us and say, like, that song made me break up with my boyfriend. No shit. Yeah, yeah. we've had this chase to get to the top and we've gotten there and it's like you get done and you're trying to find like that next passion that's going to take you on that ride again because we've experienced something that you know very few people do and a lot of athletes have so much trouble transitioning because it's like it's like chasing a high it's like you got to refine reignite some passion that you've studied in one area for 20 some odd years to get to the top and then when you're done you got to like I don't know use everything you've learned and try to to try to find a new passion in your life that kind of gets to that level of the high you've been at before. Yeah, 100%.

I think that's really hard to do. I think it's a lot of people that I've heard that have been retired is like have given me the advice of like, don't try to chase that because it's almost impossible to like recreate that. You know, you're going to have to have like competitive outlets and stuff like that in some capacity. But, you know, to find that unless you're going to become like a musician, you know, we're entertainers and basically what our sport is, it's like an entertainment that we, you know, entertain the masses, we're moderating gladiators.

And there's not professions that are out there that you're performing for millions of people at what you do. So, I mean, I think it's going to be key to find some competitive outlets and all that, but I don't have any kind of dreams of, you know, chasing that high again. Let me paint you a picture. I'm laying in bed. And I'm watching The Bachelor. I knew it.

Wait, wait, wait, here's out. Here's up. I know you know why, because I texted your ass and you never text. to my eyes back. So she says you guys, she says you guys used to date. Now, I don't know about that. I get on my phone. I'm like, hey, I pull up, Chase, text you. Hey, man. Like, I'm watching The Bachelor. What's the deal with this thing? She, we talked for a while, you know, through the fall. It was, yeah, about through the fall, just texting and stuff. About a week and half after she leaves, I get a text for, I get a call from my publicist and my manager saying, hey, we know you really want to go

do this pub shows was what I was doing at the time and they said but the day that this lands on they want to shoot for you to do survive or for you to do the bachelor and so I get to Cedar point that day we actually end up asking I remember my day to day was right there he asked one of the producers he said what's the name of the girl on the day today you know just kind of checking up they said oh our name's Victoria um and as soon as he just starts die laughing it looks at we just die laughing like oh man I'm like all right here we go um Um, go on. She turns a corner.

I just started laughing. I'm like, yeah, okay, now it happened. But in my mind, I'm like, I don't know what's at the end of the day, to be honest with you, who gives a shit? Listen, you know, I'm not bullshund you. There were very few teams where I was a top 10 athlete on the team. And that's the funny thing is when you're Howie Long's son, everybody assumes you could just hit the lot of, you know, my dad's more athletic than me. I had to work for everything I had.

And, you know, there's some people you can never convince that. that and that's fine. But those are people who are sideline people. And there are also people that don't understand that when you're marked like that, a great career in the NFL for 11 years, two Super Bowl, 70 sacks, all that shit, like team captain. That's a dream for everybody else. But you still have these nobodies that are like on the sideline. Like, you never be your dad. I'm like, well, you never be me. Like, who gives a fuck? Oh, let's go. Like, you're not me and I'm not him. And really, it doesn't matter. And I I'm tougher than you because I had to deal with that pressure my whole life.

And so that was like a skin of armor for me. If I get in the league and people are looking at me like, this dude's probably soft or whatever, like that made me tougher. And you didn't have that. And I did. Okay, maybe you're tougher in a lot of other ways. But I had that and you didn't. Yo, you just say, you just fired me the fuck up, Chris.

Don't come to me for information or advice if you don't want to hear the hard truth. I'm not your guy. You know, I know, I'm funny, funny, hardy, hard with the sketches. but anyone who knows me knows I give it to you with no chaser. Like, you won't have to just take this, right? You didn't become a left tackle starting in, you know, one of the highest paid and best left tackles in the league. Well, you didn't have the career that you've had and be able to go everywhere

and people say, yo, he's an asset to this franchise by just coasting it, right? That's the problem with a lot of guys in the league. And when you play is like you think that because you've done this thing here, people will scholarship you everywhere else, not the case. So even when we had that conversation about, you know, when you first start and busting, it was like, yo, you got to work at this and put the same crazy amount of time, stress, anxiety on yourself that you did when you play ball. Otherwise, it won't work because there are other people out here who have been doing this for

30 years that would like nothing more than to stop you out and make sure you don't become a thing. It's a cool thing to be a part of. I'm going to jump into a fucking wall right now. I'm going to run through a damn wall. I know. He's sitting there. That's why he's on TV, man. Yeah.

I'm going to give it to you straight. You're going to have to take all of that. Let's not look past that comment, by the way. I know. You're going to have to take this thing, no chaser. I'm going to have to get here to take all that. I was like, like, like, like three times last year. I think it was after the season.

I think it was ESPN, I think, like put up all these like, like, what tied in would you want on your team? And it was Kelsey, Kyle Rudolph, Greg Kittle, question mark. Really? Like three different times. That's hilarious. Who would you see at the top five tight ends in the league right now? No particular order.

I love, I mean, Kelsey's amazing. Zacharyts is incredible. I think you have two fantastic tight ends in Walker and Smith. I think they're both unreal. Don't sleep on Furtsker. Furster's a stud. And he's smart, too. Let's see.

I like Will Disley in Seattle. He just needs to play a full season healthy, which he will. He just been hurt. I mean, like, what I love about that, there's so many great tight ends in the NFL. Like, they're everywhere. And, you know, not all of them get, you know, the spot laying like that. But I think there's a bunch of really good ones out there. Talk about your rookie year.

It was tough. But TJ was actually really cool. He was, that was his last year. He helped me out a lot because I was a center in college. And then the day after they drafted me, they called me and they said, you're going to play left guard. And he kind of mentored me a lot there. But I was also with, like, Castle, Matt Castle. Like, funniest dude I've ever met.

Right. He was a good vet to have. He was hilarious. And he lined things up. It was a long year. That's for sure. That year felt like it never was going to end. But it was good.

I think for anybody who's listening out there, we do a good job of riding the line, though, as being unbiased as possible. Yeah. We like to find the line. Find the line. Live on the line. Straddle the line. Right. You get that tone, that other water, because you know what they say.

The grass is always green on the other side. Do they say that? I think that's the expression. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. There's like songs for both. there are other songs yeah grass isn't always greener i think and let me tell you what i think you're on fire right now with the mese is now this because the phrase is actually the grass isn't always greener on the other side but there's also a case for the grass is greener on the other side i think

yes that's the whole point of the moral dilemma is the grass cleaner on the other side will that's exactly that's like the whole thing right all right listen hey i tell you what my boy's taking a lot of shots on that head and i have i love you have i have i love you have i love you i have i love you too. I'm going to wheel you around. I'm going to wheel you around when you're older. Me and Charo. We are right off the cliff. Where were we? It was our spring game. And then, you know, we're after the game to give you like whatever food buffet. So you eat the food. Yeah. We had a huge night. The first night like, we're off. We're off. We don't have anything to do the next day. So everyone's going to go hard. We're all going out. I'm going out. I'm just a couple of men. Just shout them out. Nick Costa, Alex Wood.

Shut up. We're at their house. And. And. And we just ate Chick-fil-A and all those were stuff. We're trying to pound beers. You know, like, when you're on a full stomach and you're trying to, like, crush some beers, it's tough. Like, that shit is expanding your belly. Like, I'm trying to get drunk tonight. And I can't because every time I take a step up, I feel like, I'm about to puke.

So after about, like, my third beer, I'm like, I can't do this. It's going to ruin my knife. And I'm going to get, like, barely drunk. I really want to get, uh, I really want to get sauce. So I took the handle of skull vodka, which is a plastic handle. It's probably, I don't know, like $8.95. Oh, yeah, yeah, like $8,000, dude. Took a big old swig to the face.

And after, I started gargling until I puked of vodka. Honestly, it's one of the gross things I've ever done. But once I threw up, I felt fucking great. And then I proceeded to absolutely get thrashed that whole night. So here's what I'm picturing. You're taking the skull vodka to the head like you were courtside that one night. And just pounding it until you threw a gargling. No, no, no.

I took a big old swig, and then I started gargling like you're, like, you're kind of doing mouthwash. So I, like, lift my head up and went, uh, until I threw up with vodka. Oh, yo,

my, that is a fucking rally move right there. Yeah, I mean, honestly, it's one of my, yeah, hell yeah.

And I'm still proud of it. You know what? You should be proud of it. That's unbelievable. A decade later, and I'm still proud of it. I would get text all the time to this girl named Brittany,

and I was in the islands one time. I just smoked a fat joint, and I was sitting there, and I get a text, it was like, hey, saw on Facebook where you're pregnant, so happy for you or whatever. And I was like, yeah, like, turns out I'm not. You said that back? What'd they say? Turns out. Oh, my God. Like, so sorry.

Also, also catfished, I guess one of her ex-boyfriends said, I was like, yo, I'm so sorry about the way things worked out with us. Like, I'm in New York this week. If you want to go get some dinner. And so I looked up like a nice restaurant in New York City and like, it was like, yo, like, let's just go here on Tuesday night or whatever. Like, yo, I'm going to be there or whatever. Catfish this man, dude. Don't text. Don't text. Don't text. you thank you texting, dude. It's going to be me. Jesus Christ.

Watch out for earnest. Yeah. You're a sicko. I mean, this was, I was three years younger. I was three years younger. Three or four years younger, so. That's all right. How old are you now?

I'm 28, so. When he turned 29? January 11th. Damn. 92. 11. 92. So that picture, um, I got tagged in something by like some dude on

Instagram. His name was like Big Gay Ben and he was basically like, that was his profile. But it was also like, Shut out Big Gay Ben. And he tagged me in that photo and he was like, look at the, look at the dick on the wand or something like that. Oh, Big Gay Ben was about it. Oh, Big Gay Ben was about it, dude. It was like right after I did the thing.

And I literally was like, man, that kind of makes me uncomfortable. I still like the photo because it's a compliment's a compliment, though. You know what I'm saying? You liked it? No, though. You went and you hearted it. I hearted the shit of that thing, dude. Like, thank you, sir, for commenting on my piece.

I've never, I mean, you can see your man. When Taylor saw, I heard that comment the next time he was about to shower, I kind of just looked at himself like, Hey, hey. No, this time's about the shot. Big Aid. Ben has no idea. He said, hey, yeah.

No idea. I got the puberty down. I'm just waiting for the growth to happen. But anyway, go to a... Oh, shit. That's after. That's during the C-WRey. That's Corey's post-clarity nuts.

Oh, dude. Which celebrity would you vote for for president? I'll tell you what. I think I know who you would. I think it'd be the same. person and say it on three. One, two, three. The Rock. Yeah, dude, let's go. Hey, that's solid. I'll tell you what, The Rock got to get a little head on his shoulders. I'll tell you what, if you're looking at leadership and you like, imagine being like fucking wherever the Chinese president is,

walk in there, say hello, open the fucking door up. Holy shit, six four of just broad shoulders. Dude, the rock. I, hey, holy shit. Hey, we're not to do nothing to y'all. That handshake. Hey, whatever you want, man. shit, dude. Could you imagine a negotiation not going well and you just get rock bottom through a table in the White House? Yeah, yeah. I'd say I'd vote for the Rock for sure.

I shake somebody's hand. They say their name. Excuse me. What did you say your name was? And as they say it again, it doesn't matter what your name is. Dude, I love that. People saying they'd vote for a celebrity just because they like them. Like, we don't even know the Rock's policies.

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back to the best of episode. I think this is a perfect opportunity for us to talk to them tier ones. We've been, I think, the tier one thing's really, people are really starting to take pride in being a tier one. Go ahead. That was a pause for you. I was about to. I literally called myself.

On the next episode of Buswell Boys, we'll talk about reading a room. Go ahead, Will. Me personally. Hey, you got to catch him cute laughs. Yeah, that was cute as fun. Personally, I don't like it. I actually had to break up an argument yesterday. What?

Because somebody would say, oh, you think you're a tier one? And if you went at it, I had to drop a gift like it was a Jurassic Park one where he's around the Raptors. He'd say, hey, calm down, guys. Take it easy. Hey, take it easy. We're literally all in the same. I got to see that link.

I got to see that deal. Wait, so hold on. You don't like the tier ones. I do, but I think it's causing some controversy because people are starting to argue a little bit. I'm like, hey, listen, guys, we're all in the same pack now. Yeah. We got to welcome each other. Like one dude, like one dude's dropping proof. He's dropping receipts. Oh, look at me. I'm going to, how dare you attempt to call me, uh, how, how dare you attempt to call me out? Where's your bus and shirt? You tier three beta. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's what I'm like,

hey, hey, hey, take it easy. That, that, that thing might have upset. Well, that, nothing fires me up more than no one went people will fucking just go toes for the boys. And then took a picture. Like, where's your fucking bus? Like, he's wearing it right now. Right now is when he's wearing the shirt. Were you the other one in the flex photo? I was.

Were you upset about how D.K. got all the love for that? Right. That's what I want to know. Yeah, yeah. Look at it. He said. I don't want to dress some stuff. It was my idea to take the picture. No, it was not. I was what it got. You know, I love D.K.

But when the picture took off, I was like, Yeah, I'm like, what about me? Like, I'm real too. Hey, I'm saying, look at me. Pull that picture up. Pull that, pull that, baby. I'm like, yeah, you're Jack, dude, but like, D.K.'s fucking shredded.

Well, I mean, if our boys out here, like, I can't sit here and tell you. There's no doubt if I was you in this photo in here and everybody else that I would feel a little like, I mean, hey, guys. You know, I mean, like, I ain't too bad myself. I mean, look at the pick. Pause. Pause. No pause. No possible.

But look at the peck definition. He's got that middle slit. D.K. does not have that. He's got some of the ripples, but you do too. D.K. A. just sit on his stomach. I know.

It looks like fucking somebody's home designing and put his shelf in the fucking. Yeah. You know what I mean? Power lifters. Yeah. This shit is crazy. Right? We were seeing this.

It was all over. The video. She's loving on you. It's my man, Isaiah on track. Oh, you're crying. And so happy. I've seen you wear that hoodie before. Mom's one.

Yeah, there we go. She's like, come on. Get up. Get up. man, get your ass the fuck. Yo, what is going on in your head? Right there. Like, what's going on in your head?

Are you like, did you notice it? Did you notice that? Yeah. I was sitting there crying in the hat, man, and I took it off. And I saw her tap her initially. Like, the first where it was resisted a little bit, I was like, all right. I mean, she just kind of told you to get up. Right.

And then I saw her. Oh, so you use your girl's fault. Hey, man. Someone tapped you told you to get up once. I mean, I'm getting up. He's not going against moms right now. Yeah. No, yeah, I know you're not doing.

He can see him. He notices it happening, but he's still trying to be in his draft moment. He knows the camera's on him. I'm saying, because I'm sitting there watching it. It's right here in front of me. So I'm just sitting here like, wow. So what are you thinking right there? Right there.

I'm thinking this is some shit, but I just got drafted. So fuck it. We'll be okay. Oh, my God. It's crazy. Was it a funny? What is it a conversation or a funny conversation later that night, like when the video was out? Uh.

It was funny, you know, to me and my friends. I got some good lives out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody was a little bit but heard about the situation. I mean, we could take a shot of dark on who it is. Yeah, your mom. Yeah. It's the denim, Canadian tuxedo I thought was a good idea today.

You've been on the bus before. And there was no air last time. Right, so I don't know what made you think. Yeah, but last time you came in sweat. Because I wanted to dress decent. I didn't want to come up here looking homeless. You knew Ryan was going to come correct with that. Yes.

Dude, I had a flannel in the car. Hey, I told you. I told you. You don't come onto the bus with your weak shit. No. And Errin was trying to just got a little warm. It's okay. That's it.

I had a flannel and I really thought to myself, it's in the car. And I was like, I feel like he might be wearing plaid. So I threw the double denims on. And I was right. And I was right. Just a quick side note, I know people make fun of the Canadian tuxedo. Big fan of it. I think denim on denim looks great.

I agree. I don't care. Who knows it? Did it? Big fan of that. It's a hot one, but. It is. And I run hot, too.

I run hot. Yeah. Do you sleep with a fan? You got a big fan when you sleep? No, my wife hates fans. Unreal. Oh, that sucks, dude. Hades fans.

I'm a huge fan guy. I'm a big, I'm a big, go to the hotel on away games. And the first thing I do, crank that thing down all the way down. Yes. It's like in the 50s. I'm like, that's all right. We're going to be all right. Yes.

I do 60s. At the middle of the night, like, running back and forth. What is something that you've seen that you're like, I didn't realize it was like this. Yeah, like he's all easy to tune with everybody. He's tuned with the officer line with the running back and the C. was like, you always just going through everything he needs to go through, getting making sure everybody on the same page with the adjustments and things.

And like, you know, when the often come out of the other day, they can see them, they communicate and it just, it just feels different. Yeah. You know, you get that, that feeling that, you know, okay, there's got to take command of everything. and everybody's following his league and everybody's on point. Like, there's no Laliagin. Everybody's getting lined up asap. defensively, you know, that gets us to get around that way.

And then, you know, the competition is on right there. Hell yeah. Yeah, man, it's different, man. You can feel a good vibe from him, man. That's what I really like, man. They got a real great vibe and they come in and they find them in. They just want to play football and they want to win. You know, they got that winning mentality.

You know, we've been needing that. Hell yeah. it's probably the most stereotypical country song without it out there I disagree to write the most stereotypical country song is probably the goal that's that that's gotta be it I do remember the the title I wrote down my granddaddy passed away in February last year I was in Vegas found out got on a plane flew back to Nashville and drove home got the Alabama like three in the morning and wrote the title down which grandpa's never died really didn't write it for another

couple months but I didn't want to write just a song about my grandpa you know what I mean about like us fishing and doing this and whatever that's kind of been done before so I just wrote a song and I thought was like if I was having a conversation with the two of them the day what would they ask me like hey man what'd you think about traveling the country how's it been what would you change about it this that and the other and that was kind of the thing that's unbelievable when I got to Houston it was a bin with jock straps in it and you go in there you get your jock strap out shake it out you look at it has any balls stings on it or whatever and then if it was good to go then he's yours and I'm like what part of the game is this right

it looked like the facility was literally in like a former post office building transformed that's fucking nuts right it is meeting and you're thinking yo this is the NFL this is the NFL the the meeting room you had like wooden tables you would seat your grandmother's house and chairs wrapped around it for lunch we had to go down the street to go to this little bodega and get like Pop-I's chicken or sandwiches. And it was nothing like you would ever imagine. For a professional athlete. Yeah.

Guys smoking cigarettes and shit out in the parking lot. I mean, it was, it was like, this is crazy. And you're like, you're like, it's kind of hard to backpedal, but he didn't, he didn't just not backpedal. He cried on national television. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, he fully bought into, he needs to be acting somewhere in Hollywood.

That's exactly what I said. He bought in. And once he bought in, he rode that wave. Like you said, he went all the way. I mean, they told me that he was at the college football awards in Orlando, I think, and just racking up the awards. I mean, had an unbelievable season. And his phone rang from like the number that he associated with his girlfriend that apparently passed away. And it was like, oh, shit. That's when it all started to fall apart. But it took me back because I cut grass to make rent before I had a record deal in town and also tested sewage right at the street here, literally right up there. Damn.

Which was poop dollar. Wait a second. You got out of your poop dollar. No, I legit tested sewage for a living. That's disgusting. It was gross. You were making music until you became until you made some shit. I was testing poop from all over the state and all over the South America.

What's the point of testing poop? Mercury levels or what's the deal? Yeah, bad stuff. I was testing for volatile compounds. I'm a scientist, by the way. Okay. Congratulations. Cessful.

Yes. Cesspool. I've got useless knowledge. But so that's, I say that because that's I ended up in that job. For the science degree, if you're not a doctor, you're testing poop. That's just that. Really? Environmental lab or something.

It's that much of a white or black thing. If you're not, if you're not a doctor, you're testing shit. If you could go back, would you have played that game, that playoff game? If I went back, I wouldn't have gone. back in. I got, I was, I was okay in the beginning of the game and we jumped out to, I think, a 14 to nothing lead. And then I re-injured my knee, just like on a, I was rolling to the sideline. I threw my knee buckle. Something happened. You know, when you're already compromised, it's like the weirdest stuff happens that, that can make, re-enter something. And you already

kind of fall to the ground in a way. You're just like, hey, R.G. Me. Exactly. Fall to the ground gracefully. I'm sure all of Rescue Nation is like, when they hear this, you're going to be like, Oh, man, I knew he shouldn't have went back in. Yeah, I should. If I could go back and do it again, yeah, I wouldn't have gone back into the playoff game. But hindsight's 2020, right? For sure.

Are the funniest, I remember my daughter, my daughter was just learning about colors. Okay, what's the sky? Blue. What's the, what goes the grass? Green. What colors, Daddy? Purple. What the hell?

Listen. Dude, it was, listen. I was like, and kids, kids, kids don't lie. Let me think kids tell you kids are telling the truth. I asked what colors my teeth, yellow. I don't know. They said they look kind of. And she said, Daddy, your teeth yellow.

I'm like, do kids, they know, man. They know. That's crazy. There's a lot of rules. Like, if you want to be in a horror movie, here's the deal. Don't be in the front or the back. Stay in the middle. And for God's sakes, do not ever split up.

Can't ever split up. You're fucking dead. Another rules, if you hear a noise, don't investigate that thing. Just get the fuck out, dude. Just get like, if you're, oh, what was that? Is it just a, you're dead. No doubt. A third one, if you're videotaping with a camcorder, game's already over.

If you have sex, do drugs, you're dead or you drink. You're fucking dead. If you are out, let's say you're on campus. So you say we need to be abstinent during the month of October. You might need to. Don't be a job. If you are an athlete, you're fucking dead. I've been dead a couple times.

I know. Never assume the killer is dead. That's a big one, right? There's one more rule to make you through a horror movie. It's be a virgin. Born again counts. You've got to be a virgin. If you're a virgin, you're going to make it.

Deciding now, dude, we're born again virgin. Starting now. I would do not sleep with my door open. You know what I'm saying? The master bedroom. If the door- If I'm- You sleep with your door open?

You're a fucking psycho out of. Oh, shit. Why? Just bedroom door? Yeah. Bedroom door into the rest of the house. Yeah. Why would you?

do that. You're... Because I'd rather see. See what? Yeah. I don't want to... I don't want to not know what's behind the door. It's based off of fear.

It's based off a fear. Oh, 100%. That's so funny how fear kind of run. This is the shit, though. I couldn't picture, like, my door being open and, like, creeping around the frame to be like... There's many nights where I hear something and either wake up or haven't fallen asleep yet and look at the doorway and, like, try to convince myself I didn't just see something. You know, and you just your eyes freak you out because you... And your eyes are like this.

Yeah, my eyes are like... Yeah. Instead of, like, looking straight. at you'll kind of look to the side trying to look like over there like am I seeing something? Yeah. You're doing that the Yeah. Yeah.

Like I've said this time and time again, the scariest move I've ever seen in my entire life was Paranine activity. Like, it affected me the longest. It affected me the hardest. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because like we talked about before, the sloshers don't

really scare you. You know what I'm saying? When you're younger, you're a little kid, like, the thought of a giant man with a knife coming in super scary. It still is, obviously. But like, hey you can't be fucking around with them can't see them you know what I'm saying Hey

Hey it's like oh hey oh can't get right over there These them can't see them Dude if you can't see them's You got no chance of them Yeah That thing is a bit of a deal now A bit of a reach on that joke Man my

Our friendships get a little spooky So these girls are talking to us And they're like kind of just a little I tell you what Two kinds of girls on Halloween I mean, these were 13, just a little slutty. They were cats, but I was like, oh, these cats are trying to put out. Yeah.

And they're like, do you want us to flash you guys? My buddy Matt Rio, he's like, yeah. Oh, yeah, 100%. Yeah. I get so uncomfortable, like so scared. I'm like, no, it's okay. You don't have to. By the right move.

And they walk, and they're like, oh, okay. Prude. All right, we'll see you guys later then. Okay. Probably my biggest regret of my entire life in my mind. What did Matt say? Yeah, wouldn't Matt say? I'd say he was hot at me, dude.

Matt was like, we walked away and it was quiet for the next three or four houses. And at that age, you kind of get the look from parents. Like, you guys are a little old to be trick-or-treating out here, aren't you? Taylor's dressed up as the SS Titanic. No, no. He's a stable. He's six-nine. Hey, his buddy matched the glacier.

So it was the last game of the year. I think it was 2015. So Ryan and I were like, let's trade jerseys because I want Venetary's jersey. And I was like, you know what? Pat's coming off a Pro Bowl. I'd love to get his jersey. So they were like, hey, look, let's just swap. Let's take a picture.

And then our equipment guy won't let us send out the jerseys because I think they were going to the playoffs that year. He's like, he'll find us like $250. You know, after the season is done, we'll send you the jersey. And I was like, here, well, why don't you just take mine, Ryan, you know, Vinuteri took Ryan's jersey, suck up jersey. We'll send it to you in the mail and the season's over it. Still waiting on that jersey. Did Vinetary say his jersey? Nope.

Wow. So they got your guys his jersey. these you didn't get theirs. Correct. I need my, I need my massage table back. It's in my garage, actually. I've been using it.

I know, it's at your house. I'm saying I need my massage table back. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I thought he forgot about it. Hey, he took my massage table in August? Yeah, yeah, I took it right before the beginning of the season.

I went, uh, hasn't given it back. Yeah. Oh, well, I, you're lucky you brought him on here again, because you probably wouldn't go get it back. I think I dropped it off and I didn't have to pick it back up a second time and I just kept it.

Like I said, I knew it. After a while, is it something yours? Like, is it something yours? Hey, come,

can I use your massage? What's you been using, bro? What's you been using at this? What's a while? Like, it's been over a year. Like, that's mine. It's not been over a year.

Technically, yours. It's mine now. But he was eating W's two years going, putting his full fingers in his mouth, by the way.

Like that, that's, there. That's grimy, my friend. But then you go to the cellie this past week, and he's in there. And you know what I love most about James Winston? He dies in the sword. All right? What happened a few years later? He's on a different team, still in the NFC South. And he's non-unned than things. He embraced it. Everybody made fun of him until all of a sudden, them dubs is actually mean and winning. Now everybody's like, no, they do it too. Have you done it? Have you eaten a W? That's probably as close as you're going to see me eat a dub. I'm not like, it's cringe. worthy to me, but... The W thing kind of throws me off a little bit. But if he's your teammate, got a respect... That's what we're here on this podcast all about.

We're always for the boys. It's always about support. Like, you just got to, you know, that's your thing. That's your thing. Oh, my. It's going to be from the side like this. God. That's a bit of a deal right there, huh?

Yeah, yeah, you got it. That's a bit of a deal. How do you feel about people taking victory laughs to their own horn a little bit after beating? Uh, the number one team in the division, but they're trying to unseat you, obviously. You know what? Good for you guys, man. You know, I mean, if that's what you want to do, that's what you want to do. If that's, you know, makes you fall asleep at night. Go ahead and do your thing, man. I ain't mad at it. They beat us, man. I mean, hats off to the fucking guys. You know, I want to fucking murder them.

Who's the fat of the snowman? Who's like the real thicky? We had one. We had one dude that got traded last year. Yeah, Jarrell. He was built like a, he was built like a melted ice cream cone, dude. His legs were smaller than mine. But he had like, he was a melted chocolate ice cream cone. He had some going on. Yeah, he looked like a juice box and you just put two straws in the bottom because he has like little legs. He's a little leg just small. Yeah. Oh, he's stunned.

What player got them tits on? Yeah. Oh, yeah, some titties. He'd sit there getting taped doing them things. He had to lift his tit up to get tattooed in the C cup. He's got his whole. Oh, yeah. Saggy Cs.

Yeah, that's cool. Black guy? Black guy. Black guy. Black guys have better, I think, tits on them if they got. They got better nipples, don't they? I feel like black guys that's one or the other. You know what I'm saying?

Like there's no in between that. They got tits or they're fucking rocked up. Look, you can imagine what that is without a tight jersey on. Oh, dude, I better get some messy. Yeah,

sometimes you'll see like a brother have those tits look like a couple of egg yolks nailed to a wall. He walks up and goes to shake his hand. After he extends the arm, his arm is this long. He sees John doing a, you can tell it's not a yes.

It's not a no. He's not really shaking his head. So you see him bring it in. You see him bring his arm in like this. Like, he's going to grab his six shooter. Like he's in a wild western fucking movie, right? He leans in like this, dude.

And he, I don't even know what the words works. It was probably like, go fuck yourself. Okay. And out of there, that was probably it. It was lean in, go fuck yourself. All right. W. And Vrabel left, dude.

I fucking love Mike Vrable, dude. And I love the shit he does. And I'm going to get in trouble for this. I feel like. But the about face, though. What's that? How quick he does the about face as soon as you realize, though we're not shaking hands.

Oh, yeah. And then the prideful next two steps or the greatest moment. His chest? Like, dude, like, he literally went to the chiropractor. Hey, Harbaugh, thanks for the chiropractic work. I'm out of here. We got two fouls.

Pause it. This is in Arizona? This is in Texas. And not forced to light conduct number 88 on the defense. Oh, two. Don. Oh, shit. Oh.

Okay. What? All right, this kid absolutely dummies the ref. And then what are the other players doing? I've never in my life thought to myself. I need to go declet this ref ever. And this dude, this fucking kid, he got expelled, didn't he? Who at referee charged with assault?

Team removed from place. Oh, so the team, the team has now been kicked. See, that's where, man, that's a bummer. That kid just ruined a lot of people's senior years in the playoffs. If I'm a kid on that team, I'm beating that kid's ass. And if he's bigger than me, I'm getting three of my buddies. We're going to beat that kid's ass. You know what I'm saying?

You know how you go on field trips and you'd hit the mall like in the middle of the field trip? Like the school would stop at a mall, you'd go shopping. My mom would give me like, 30. I can't say I ever did that, but that sounds fucking dope. It was dope. Unless your parents give you like 30 bucks. You know what I'm saying?

Like everybody's going nuts and you're trying to fight. You're in Aeropasta. Look at them four for 20 deals. You know what I'm saying? You get one slice at Sabaro for lunch. Yeah, I got to walk out of like the nice branded stuff with like one pant leg or something in the jeans. Four for 20, man.

You say one slice of Sabaros? For lunch in the food court. Greasy is shit. You're walking around like, hey, you got to find a way

to eat. You're eating all them little Chinese samples around the spot. Like, hey. Hey, there goes Will again. Taking a laugh. Taking a laugh.

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