Bussin' With The Boys - Best of the Bus: Season 1 W/ Jalen Ramsey + Ramsey Used To DM Opposing WRs Girlfriends In College

Episode Date: December 27, 2025

Recorded Aug 6, 2019 | On this episode of Best of the Bus, we’re throwing it all the way back to Season 1 of Bussin’ With The Boys when Will Compton and Taylor Lewan had Jalen Ramsey hop on the bus. Ramsey and the boys cover everything—from sliding into opposing wide receivers’ girlfriends’ DMs in college to get inside their heads, internet trolls, and elite-level trash talk on the field. Jalen also reacts to Taylor’s wild go-to trash talk line, breaks down his rivalry with the Titans, his beef with Taylor Lewan, life in Jacksonville, conversations after his rookie contract, aliens, and his obsession with Rihanna. It’s unfiltered, hilarious, and peak early-season Bussin’ energy with one of the most confident personalities in the league. Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen.

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Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro 1021. And I'm Conky, his best friend and business manager. And we've got a new show called The 1021 Podcast. I'm taking you behind the scenes on how I became one of Twitch's most popular streamers. We also love sports.

And with the World Cup right around the corner, we'll be breaking down the biggest storylines ahead of the big tournament here in the USA. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The boys, guys, gals, pups, wolves, everyone. We had Jalen Ramsey on this damn bus, and it was nothing short of immaculate. Guys, this shit was awesome. We talk everything from internet trolls to Slash, Slash, lighting in different DMs to get in the heads of opponents.

Field trash talk, rivalry with the Titans, him and Taylor having their old qualms. Their things are going back and forth. His life in Jacksonville. This was filmed before he went to training camp. So this was leading up to before he did his funny shenanigans of bringing a Brinks truck to training camp. And my man loves to create his own headlines and he's a stud. He's a boy.

We love to having them on the bus. You get to hear so much shit, and this is going to be epic. I can't wait for you guys to grab quotes, grab content, blast it out because again, guys, this audience, this following, it's growing. This is awesome. We're having a lot of fucking fun together. We're all in this together, too. But for this audience to continue to grow, we need you guys to share. We need you guys to drop it in your group chats.

We need you guys you put it on social media to bus with the boys, busing with the boys. find it on Apple Podcasts or whatever platform you guys listen to. Tell all your people that. Bustin WTB. You can find us on Instagram and Twitter, but I'm going to quit fucking talking. Jeline, I apologize for being all over the place when you first got here. Been rolling around. My boys are in town.

My birthday is on a day after tomorrow. For real? What day? 22nd. My daughter birthday on the 25th. Really? Yeah, my brother birthday on 24. How old's your daughter?

By B1, bro. That's awesome. How do you like that? like it. Man, it's crazy. It's changed my life. No doubt. I got a two-year-old daughter. She just turned two on the fifth. For real? Yeah. That's dope. That's awesome, man. Having a kid's red. I want to have like 10 of them, though. Yeah, I want to like have eight kids. Yeah, you have a whole squad out there. Oh, you legit. You legit. You want a lot. I said, you legit one. No, I want eight for real. How much is you have? Oh, my God. I only got one brother.

Usually like the big squad that come from a lot. See, I just want a squad. I just want a squad. I want like five boys, start a little AAU team, three girls. Watch you get eight girls Yeah you like eight girls What would you do if you had four girls Would you just be like I would stop? I would try one more time for five I know it's like a Chinese like

Chinese calendar absolutely You get like I look at it every day I'm gonna try to get right Yeah I try to sneak it in all the time I see the boy I'm like it's time Yeah So you would stop

If you had four in a row You would try one more time And if you got another girl You'd be like I'm done Yeah I was talking five girls Because your life's gonna be hell after that It ain't gonna be that bad I feel if you were a good day

dad you're on me straight. It's the girls with the bad dads. Yep, that are bad. But those good dads get suppressed because they just stop wanting to talk or their voice just doesn't get heard because just the women just take over, dude. And it just drains. Oh, for sure. They just want to go fishing and hang with the boys and like, yeah, go, what, but girls are going to take care of you when you get older. That is true. The boys don't care of. My dad called me right now and he was like, hey, I need you. I'd be like, good luck, man. For real. Go for it. I beg, let me call. Let me call the senior homes around the area.

Yeah, I'll see what you can do for you. I was going in the home. Yeah, girls, they take care of you, man. I hope so, at least. That's why I got a daughter. When? What's your daughter's name? Breeland. Breeland?

Would you come up with that? No. You didn't come up with that? It's a mix between her mom's name. It's a mix between her mom's name and my name. So, Bree, and then, Lynn. Well, damn, that's awesome. You're already a good father.

It's a great start to our podcast. My first question in this podcast, why the fuck would you want to come on this podcast, dude? No. Because we got history. But I feel like it's not that bad. We kind of squash it. It's not that bad to me.

Yo, it's crazy. I don't be really telling people this, but my whole family, they still live here, right? My grandparents, everybody, they still Titans fans unless we play y'all. Yeah. It's like, yo, I mess with the Titans, you feel me. I mess with KB., Taj, you know, a bunch of guys. So I'm like, man. Yeah, totally.

Yeah, you. You, Kenny. I'm like, man, I like y'all until we play y'all, and then y'all been having our number, dog. For how long? Hey, Matt, how long have you had the number? Not we, I mean, I've only played a year. How many days? It's been since 2006.

Sorry, 2016. I saw somebody tweet like 930-something days. It'll be over 1,000 days by the time they're like. It's crazy. How do you feel about that? Because you're an individual yourself. You're your own brand. Yeah.

A loss is a loss and that always hurts you because you're competitive. But for you, because there's been some shit going down with the Jags lately. It's crazy. But, uh, but, uh, but not, uh, I hate losing to Cissy more than any more than anything how he lives in Tennessee, especially when we come to Tennessee. How was that last visit to Tennessee? Like when DeHan went on that, oh shit. Oh, yeah, that was crazy.

Mushing everybody. Yeah, man, that was crazy. I was on the other side of the field, though. Let me just say that. I was on the other side. I was on the other side, but, yeah, Derek went crazy. He did go off. I don't know what it is.

He always happens to do that against the Jaguars, too. Like he does he does well He's a good He's a good running back But for there's something about you or something Man he gets mad about something dude Yo it's something Jalen gets in like everybody's head

Like you remember you when you guys were like face to face And he just soccer moment of the year Just fell backwards Hold that clip up of a Thursday night football Me and Jalen Because I'm not putting out here to put you on blast I'm here I want to put it on because I want to hear What you're thinking

I needed that flag too yo I knew you were trying to go Yeah, at that point of the game Well, we was down We was down crazy at that point of the game It's a fourth video I'm like man I'm like yo, we're gonna get some

Oh no Yeah, this is it So boom Boom mate you feel me Make a tackle Yeah baby You feel in yourself But hold you see him

You're feeling yourself But it's 30 to 9 What do you say Hang on go back go back What are you saying to him? He makes a play feeling good You're coming up I said like

What the fuck are you doing like chirping like getting all getting all hyped up because you guys are down by so much yeah 30 to night and he get you go what'd you say and I went to say something else and he just flew back right there oh I thought I'm going to get it too y'all

as soon as he bumped me huh dude that's so funny that was being filmed too yeah that was funny man that was a wild gig but you do get a reaction and everything that was dope do you think the older you get the more you talk shit uh

there you go just shows me but you're looking around for it too yo that is hilarious probably the odor I get out possibly man I don't think it'll change as long as I play man

I gotta get that I gotta get that edge it works on some people don't work on some people you know how has your shit talking changed was a great talker too I don't know if you just heard that just now sorry I got these new teases

how does it change Yeah, like, is it, as you've grown, you obviously, the older, as you know, the more, like, less you care about what other people say. Yeah, the only, I would say really the only thing that changed was in college. Like, when I was at Florida State, I was grimy, like, super grimy. I didn't care. Like, I would, I was talking about your girlfriend. Whatever. Give us some of your best stories.

Give us a good story. We can always cut it, too, if you don't want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to, so I say I was playing, like, a big receiver. at whatever school I would look up his Instagram, see his girlfriend, whatever, boom, boom

and I... You can cut it too, so, yeah, I'd probably go sliding their DMs. No, you wouldn't. Yeah, before the game? Before the game. Before the game, yeah. I would probably slide in the DMs,

and, you know, we get to the game. He probably know about it. Maybe he too, maybe she was gone. Maybe she was gone. But either he know about it or he don't, but either way I'm bringing it up in the game. Like, yeah, you know, I slid in first-name bases.

DM, she holling that. How mad, they get so mad right away. Oh, yeah. People get hot about that. But I'll say when I got to the league, though, I stopped that because now people got wives and stuff. I ain't talking about them. Yeah, wives.

That's tough. Wives are hard. Yeah, somebody's hard. Yeah, somebody's shot over talking about somebody wives. So that's where I grew, you know. I ain't as grimy. Speaking of growing, you've talked recently about growing from talking shit on quarterbacks to now you've grown up.

How much truth is there to that? And what do you mean by the growing factor? I'm going to tell y'all what I really meant by it. There we go. So what I really meant, he was like, he was like, yo, let's go through some quarterbacks you playing this year. I'm like, yo, damn near, I went through all the quarterbacks last year. And ain't really shit changed with how I think about them.

So I'm like, man, I'm like, you, I'm growing. Like, I'm going to take a different approach. That's really what I told him. I'm going to take a different approach. Like, I'll just talk about Nick. You know, we got Nick this year. So I'm going to talk about Nick and boost Nick up. Yeah.

But it wasn't like if we was to go down the list. good again. Like you would still go down the same list, but you're saying it hasn't changed that much. Not really. I probably say the same thing. Yeah, I probably say the same thing. A couple people probably. Yeah, that's awesome.

Just up a little bit. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know shit about quarterbacks. All I know is play offensive line. I could talk about defense align. But if I had to talk about quarterbacks, I'd be like they throw the ball. I don't know shit about that.

What do you think about Marcus? I like Marcus, yo. Before I got to the league, Marcus was my grandma, my favorite. player, y'all? Your grandma's favorite player? Yeah, she was my grandma's favorite player. So, uh, I like Marcus. I was trying to stir that up right there. No, Marcus, Marcus, you can't, you can't really, you can't start it up with Marcus. The best is, is like the Titans social media, like tweet at you or tweet about you or something like that. And so you tweeted something about you with all Titans gear on with your trophy. That's taller than you. Yeah. I was like five years old. Yeah. So you always

been a Titans fan. Yeah. I was a Titans fan. Just, just, you were a Titans fan. Just, just. I was a Titans fan. naturally like living here and then I was a I was kind of Dallas Cowboys fan because you know America's team they was on TV the most yeah yeah but uh yeah I feel if you your ideal playing spot your ideal playing situation would it be here uh it'll probably be um it'll probably be either here or Vegas when Oakland goes a Vegas why is that why Vegas yeah you just say the city Vegas there's no thing there he's like I hear of Vegas yeah Vegas why Vegas you like Vegas you like Vegas why Vegas you like Vegas yeah I like Vegas yeah I like Vegas ain't I know state income tax.

I mean, here it on either, but and neither does Florida. I mean, yeah, but we, I'm, you feel, we think about. Yeah, my fault. We're making the move. Yeah, we got the loading trucks packed, yeah, we was making move.

And then, yo, I mean, Vegas, you got everything there. And the house is dope. Why doesn't, first off, Vegas is great on the strip, but if you actually go on like one of those high-rise penthouses and you look around, they ain't, they didn't shit in Vegas. No, they ain't. There's nothing else about, area 51. Like that's it

Yeah we're gonna rush Area 51 You're going You go to that Yeah I'll go rush Area 51 You actually want to know Everybody gonna die though Whoever go into Area 51 Gonna die

Yeah, last people that try to go are shot Huh? Last people that tried to go were shot For sure When you But do you actually want to know If there's aliens or not Because I feel like there's part of us

That kind of just want to be like You know what Like it's If they're out there Cool but like we don't need to know Because that's a whole other world You gotta worry about Yeah I ain't gonna lie

Yeah I ain't gonna lie. I don't know if I truly want to know. Like everybody say, oh, I want to know the truth. People want to know the truth all the time until you find it out sometimes.

Yeah. What if you saw? One of them signs from the movie signs, one of those aliens just walking. Yeah, I don't fuck with aliens. Like, what's scary to you?

Is it scary the idea of ghosts and spirits of being haunted or like aliens? Shit being haunted, yeah. Haunted is the most scary thing there is, dude. Because I always worry, like, I'm a big Halloween guy.

I love Halloween. and every time I'll go see a haunted movie or whatever like that I love scary movies I go to haunted houses still I'm 27 I still do all that because it's fun but like I never worry about like a murderer like if I see a murderer movie movie movie movie movie strangers I don't ever worry about that

because I'm like I can see you like I can fight you but a spirit like a paranormal activity that shit is you can't do anything about it It's different all of a sudden you're getting picked up throwing across You're fucking throwing across the room it's over Can't do nothing dude you can't do you can't do You're hanging with the beginning, you start seeing her toys float up over a head. Yeah, I'd probably have to get my daughter away.

Or you guys is a dog. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, dude? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?

Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember I think it was on a call about what we should call it

And we were thinking I'm originally calling it One of the early names of our band Before Jonas Brothers This is how you guys remember it going down Yes I have a very different memory of this We were talking about a thing A bit for the podcast People could call in and say hey Jonas

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people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the Mike Cultura Podcast Network available on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, you got to go. Wait, I told my wife literally in our vows, I was like, if we ever get haunted, we'll dip on whatever house it is. I try to save my daughter, but what could I do? You guys' daughters start drawing and coloring and they draw somebody else and they say, oh, that's my friend that's in the house. She got to go. Yeah, we've got to, yeah. She did, we have to find a new She got to go. She got to go. You got to go. You know, how far. How fucking scary would that should be?

That'd be terrifying. Yeah, I always worry about that because in all the scary movies I see there's always that a three-year-old, four-year-old kid. It's always the kid who pop it off. Yeah, and the kid like starts it because they can see it. Their imagination's so great, their minds are so sensitive that all of a sudden you're getting God and you didn't even do anything wrong. Yeah.

Well, because you like don't believe it as a parent. Like, oh, they just have their little invisible friend. That motherfucker fucker's real. I'll tell you what's real. I don't know if you have a basement or anything like that. I got a basement in my house and I spend most of my time down there. it's like I got like a nice little TV get a little video game set up and I'll hang out

but when I turn off the lights at night everyone's asleep and I go upstairs I always get that feeling like yo something's behind you you kind of get that high stuff like you gotta get out of there real quick you gotta get up upstairs maybe next time motherfucker maybe next time dude you almost got my ass that shit's scary dude when you were up there

you feel like something's grabbing in your hand like he's like so fucking closer if you just go a little bit faster you're gonna be right that's the stuff man we got off topic as fuck right there okay yeah we'll reel it in Yeah, dude, so like what is like I did like obviously I pay attention to your game. Actually, full disclosure when it was your Jack Less was that 2016?

Yeah, 2016. I remember we had the number one overall pick. I mean, my wife was sitting there and I was like, I thought I was going to make history. I didn't. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know you at all. I didn't know anything about you, but I saw like this stuff with Dion and I was like, you, I want this. I told him I was like, I don't know when he's got it.

Like he's got the swag. He just looks like he talks shit. I feel like teams need that. Like the Raiders back in the day, you had like, of the 53 dudes, you had 40 dudes that were just absolute animals. Like grinders got after it, talked shit, were grummy, got the flags, got the flags but made up for it. And then you had the 10, 13 guys that kind of like were like raining everybody in. Like, hey, let's keep it in this direction. Right, right, right.

Do you know what I'm saying? Hold them back. Then we felt like at that time I was like, oh, we need that. We really do need it. We end up getting Jack and Jack's a great football player. But, I mean, shit, my ass was on the line then, too. They were trying to replace me back then. They were trying to replace me with Lamy Tunsel.

Yeah, not with Jack. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He had that gas mask thing, dude, that sucks. Take us through that draft that day. So y'all, y'all had traded the pick like... Like a month before.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A while before. So I knew it was a wrapped in. Because we treated, we traded back to 13 or 18, and you were like, there's no way. Yeah, ain't no way. But I knew y'all was... I was high. I ain't on like, too.

I was mad. Didn't you tweet? Didn't you say something? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I tweeted something funny, though. Like, damn, I ain't no. I ain't know LA wanted a corner that bad or something. Yeah, yeah.

I knew I wasn't going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that. So funny, everyone takes you so serious. Oh yeah, anything I say to you, yeah, she gonna blow up. No doubt. Yeah, it's blown out of proportion. Yeah.

So when you... I'd be messing with them now, though. Do you really? Yeah, I'll be messing with them. You just say whatever you want now. Oh, man, I'm... Yo, they'd be going crazy. Anytime I'm supposed to pick a K.B. and Kenny, like, we're working out.

We're chilling. They're going to go crazy about that. If I'm supposed to pick a Durwin, like, whoever I'm around, If it ain't a Jaguar player, they're going to go crazy. They lose their minds. Oh, they're going to go crazy. How do the Jags, like your player, teammates feel about all that? Oh, they'd be chilling.

They already know. They don't care? Yeah, they know who I am. They think it's funny. Yeah, they know what I'm. That's awesome. What is that, what is that the whole situation with that DB house? It's like a real world's thing.

Yeah. You have like 15 dudes in there. Yeah, like, you got the dudes in there. Did you guys just collaborate that this year? No, so it's crazy. It just all happened. We all got the same agent, basically. Oh, that's right.

David, right? We all got the same agent. Was athletes first? Yeah. We all got the same agent. And we all just be linking up, like, every summer, get some work in, but then we just kind of be catching content of stuff and put it out there. But we've been doing it, really, since I've been in the league.

We have. They've probably been doing it. Every summer like that, the whole summer? Not the whole summer. Just a couple weeks, usually. Okay. Everybody kind of do their separate things during the summer. I be here, Texas.

Yeah. Where's your main spot? Like, where do you got a house at? I got a spot over here by Centennial. And then I got a spot in Texas, too. I'd be in Texas heavy. What do you go out around here? One of my homies on, he owned the weekend.

I'm going to the weekend. It's just a little vibe. Yeah. Support the homie, go to the weekend. Or like house parties or something. House parties? Yeah, I'd be knowing people. I'm still young, bro.

He said I'd be known. He said I'd be known. So I'd be out in them Brentwood streets a little bit, then Franklin Street's one of the parties. Franklin's fun as fuck. Yeah. Franklin's fun. Yeah, you are a young.

You got that young skin, too. Like, I was, let you know that face app thing that came out, the old people? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You did that? I did it reluctantly because I really feel like that government's going to like, like tracking me. They got that shit anyway. Yeah, they got it anyway. But I did it and I was looking at my face.

I better start taking care of some shit. Or I'm going to be looking old as I look as old as fuck right now. I was in Cabo. A little scruffy. I will, I got to keep this anyway because I don't got no chin. I got no, I don't got that chin. You know what I got to keep some depth on my face. I got that oozing like I'm melting over here.

You know what I'm saying? I'll take my shirt. I said it to him the other day and he tried shitting on it. Now he's reusing it. I was in Cabo dude and I've told one of these stories but it was literally the same day

like these frat boys were going in like the classic frat boys like pink collar shirts the khakis, those loafers and they're all getting in this van and me and two of my buddies go in and they're pushing us telling us get out and they're like look out the steroids

saying all this shit and one guy goes dude you're like 40 you're so old and they have no idea like the pain they did to me Because ever since that I've been self-conscious about, like, yo, how old do I really look? Because I'm only 27 years old. Yeah, you're a little old, bro.

Hey, bro, don't do that. Hey, we're going to play this here. That's going to play this on Thursday. That's my new shit on Thursday. Shut your old ass up. Damn, Jayland? I'm like, God damn, man, I'm looking a little old going to. Oh, and I'm like, God.

I got like a sunspot. Shit, that might be cancer. Dude, you never know. How old do I look? You look a smooth. Dirty, dog. All right, I turn 30 this year. I'll take that.

Dude, you're 24? Yeah, I turned 25 in October. And you're going into year five? Four. You're four. Okay, okay, okay. Man, that's nice, man. I didn't get to the damn league until 23.

Yeah, I left early. You should. I should have left early. I should have left early. I had to stay an extra year. Like, let me try again. I was done, man. Dude, I fucking should have left early.

My Richard Junior year, I was like, I did the whole, you know, put your draft thing in, see if you get. And they said I'd be, like, probably a first. Trump pick and the first three of the first four picks were offensive linemen left tackles. I was like sitting there in this beaded ass house and college like, dude, made a mistake. Made a big mistake. But because of who got, who's? The first pick was Luke Jockel for the Jags.

And then it was, no, no, no, the first, he was the second pick. Eric Fisher was the first pick. Yeah, you would have been at one of them two spots. Yeah. And then, uh, yeah. Hell yeah. The fourth pick was, uh, what's his name? Lane Johnson.

All those dudes are good dudes. I don't really know Jokal, but I've met Fisher, and I know Lane pretty good, and those guys are good dudes. Lane good. Yeah, he's a good ball player. He's like the, I think the highest draft head tackle of all time or something like that. He plays right tackle, which for some reason that's different. I like Lane game.

You like him? I like him. Yeah. So we had this, what's that stuff that went on with the Jags? They said something, what was it? Did you go to them and say, I want a contract? Or did they just tell you that, hey, we're not giving you a contract this year? You're talking about this past year, right?

This is off season. Yeah, the spring. So, you know how everybody, they was like, I had one shitty game, yo. I had a, I don't know what the fuck I was on against Indy, our first time playing Indy this year. I just had a shitty-ass game. Probably the worst game in my career. So after the game, out of nowhere, like, first bad, like really bad game, like trade shit started popping out. And I was like, all right, shit.

I was like, shit, y'all going to miss me. when I'm gone. Yeah. Like throwing shots back at him. You just saw that. And then, so I was like, you know, I'm going to chill on that, though, for the season. But after the season, I'm a holler at them about that. Like, it's either if they want to put that out there, we'll see.

Because the next week we played Pittsburgh. And then I had, like, two picks and shit. Played well the rest of the time. Yeah, play good. Yeah. So I'm like, all right, we'll holler at them at the end of the year about all this little trade stuff they try to put out there. So we hollered at them like, yo, y'all put trade stuff out there.

knowing like the whole time low-key knowing they ain't going to give me a contract this year because it's early but when I'm like uh I'm like yeah man I'm trying to get this new contract which all y'all lock me in if y'all wasn't serious about that trade shit and uh we kind of went back and forth they was like yeah we got you for two years like we got you now the fifth year option and then after that you know shit can get ugly he said shit can get ugly dude that franchise tag yeah yeah shit can get ugly i did not i did not want to deal with that yeah in the And then now you said no friendly discounts or something like that. Oh, no, definitely no discounts.

I probably would have gave him a little discount this year. We struggled a little bit. You shouldn't give a discount to anybody, do you? No, they're not getting to the discount. And then you're going to have what you have. Oh, yeah, for sure. You know what I'm saying? No discounts.

No discounts. Yeah. Not discount. No discount. Except for you can come to Titans. We get a little bit of the hometown. It's hometown discount. Get the boys, get your whole family coming every game.

You and me, we get a walkers right next to each other. I might not need a discount. My whole family going to want to come to the game. I have to buy a sweet. Y'all sweets probably hitting. You probably got a sweet. I don't got a sweet. I don't spend money like that, man.

I don't really... That's good. I got like, I'm wearing... What? Is it? Hey, what? Is it a Nike? I don't spend money like that.

What? He lying? What are you saying? You did just buy a random ass... Bus. A bus and a tiger picture. I mean, a bald eagle. I mean, a bald eagle.

That's a fucking rooster. That's not a bald eagle. It's going to be a fun little birthday party. No, no, no, no. A bald eagle is... First off, America's bird and a predator. That thing, if you blink at it too hard, it dies, dude. It looked like it with a damn beat.

It got my... Shamed that shit in ball. That ain't no rooster. That's a rooster? That's a hens. That's a girl chicken. With a Mike Tyson tattoo on its face. It costs me like $100.

And you don't spend money. Impulse buying. He's on money. What's you talking about? What's that? I don't even spend money. Listen, guys, guys, everything's really. relative, right? What kind of car you drive?

Huh? What kind of car you drive? What kind of car you drive? I drive a Benz. Okay, that's a nice, that's a nice, I drive a F-150. And, come on, don't do that. The Benz is my only car. All right, then I got an issue with cars. You got a Tesla.

No, my wife's got a Tesla. You got a Tesla. Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead. He's friends of Taylin. Yeah, yeah. Tailon bought the Tesla. Your wife's name's Taylin? Tay Lynn.

Taylin and Taylor. That's crazy. Yeah, dude, it's awesome. I proposed her in five weeks. For real? Yeah, I met her and I was like, I knew. White people do that, yeah. I'm keeping it real, yo.

You ain't going to find... He's the guy who's going to find a black person doing that, don't know? Yo, I'm telling y'all, black people will be together for like 20 years, have three kids. Man, I think I'm going to marry her. Yo, y'all damn near been married, man. y'all got kids through high school y'all been Hey it's us the Jonas brothers

and guess what we have some big news What's the news news news? We created our own podcast Called Hey Jonas We invented a podcast Well we didn't invent it We just contributed to it We're the first people to do podcasts

Pretty yeah pretty wide range of podcasts But this one's extra special So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas guys I honestly don't remember I think it was on a call about what we should call it And, well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down?

Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, for people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel

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Cream a chicken suit. This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the Mike Coultera podcast network available on the I-Hart Radio app. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Mary. That's a fucking hilarious.

That's so true. I don't know. Yeah, white people are kind of ridiculous. White people ruin everything, too. I thought the same thing when, man, where were we? We were at Vanderbilt, and the black lady came up and goes, why are you in your bare feet? And we didn't know her, but I wanted to say, that's some real white people shit. Yeah.

Walk around barefoot. I walk around barefoot. I walk around barefoot, dude. You be walking around barefoot like downtown? Not like downtown, downtown, but I was in Vanderbilt. I was in like, on campus. Barefoot? Yeah, yeah.

That's white people shit too. Hey, and guys will sure me all the time. Like, I'll go barefoot into the shower. What's the white people shit right there? That's white people shit. What, with no flip-flops? I know. You do that?

Yeah, fucked up. I do. I really thought to myself like, don't do that. I know. Because I walk in there and I'll literally see all the black dudes look at me like, you, what's wrong with you? I do it just a stop up. But all I see the three of the white guys in the team, they're like,

hey, must job. All right. Us too, cool. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, God damn it. I hate being white. I fucking hate being white. White people, fucking privileged white people.

We're the worst. We are the worst. We're the fucking worst. Golly. The worst version of a white guy is like 12 year old white kids. Because they get, they catch on a new thing like the dab. Yeah. And they just fucking, they start taking that shit everywhere, dude.

Fortnite. Fortnite. They start doing that stupid ass dance. 12-year-old white kids need to be arrested Yeah Yeah That's a good law right there That's a good law

Yeah, that's a good law If you're 12 years old and white Dude anything you do out of balance Let me see your ID You gotta go, dude Let me see your ID Yeah 12

I'm getting the car Hey sir how old do you Are you 11? Okay how about you son 13 Oh he's good to you How about you I'm 12

Why don't you go ahead and come with me Get the fucking car We're getting the car We're out of here You're leaving dude You white people There is like a difference In that stuff home

There's a difference There really is It ain't nothing wrong with it, but it's a difference, though. It's a difference, though. Bro, how fun is that shit, though, in the locker rooms? I love, I'm going to be honest, like, white people are way dirtier than black people. I don't know. What you mean dirtier, though?

I mean dirtier, like, white people, like, we walk in the showers when the flip-flops on. Oh, yeah, that shit. Like, we'll go, like, I'm not saying all black guys just, but black guys will go, they'll work out and they'll shower right away. And they'll put the, like, white dudes will go and they'll sit around for hours, play some cards, maybe go do something. a couple hours later, come home. White guys are never putting on lotion. Never put on lotion, dude. I'll see Rashan and then they got like the coconut oil and stuff.

They're like, butter. This is shit right there. I'm just like, I'm dry. Yo, let's do this comedian. You know, white people ain't got to put on lotion though, really? No, dude, that's so bullshit. Look at your skin.

You're 24. You're glowing, dude. I got on coconut. I'm saying. Let you put it on. Life, dude. You woke up, you probably have a regimen. You get up, you shower, you put the coconut oil.

put some deodorant on maybe clean your face I got up this morning I put shorts and a t-shirt on in a hat and I was like we're good solid day ahead of me and you brush your shit I'll brush my teeth

yeah alright alright I said you brush your shit I hope yeah I mean that's solid though a football player a nasty O'Liman a solid I respect that

I'm a clean offensive lineman I respect that y'all I take that I guess I respect that that is true O'Liman can be nasty nasty man like what

I went through a phase in college where I didn't I wouldn't use deodorant from Wednesday to Saturday so I could smell about as possible before games. It was a superstitioned. I see. Yeah, I had to smell really bad

so when I went and played, I felt like these dudes don't even want to be around me. That's disgusting bro. Yeah. But I was like super grunggy too. Like I was I wouldn't look at people's... Disgusting, dog. Yeah, he's not even smiling. Yeah, that's disgusting, bro. I wouldn't look at people's like families or

girlfriends and stuff like that. I never thought of that. That's a really good idea. That was grimy. But I just know that like how homophobic the NFL is I'll just tell dudes I'll suck their dick and they're like and they legit

yo I'm gonna keep you real with you listen to this yo I'm glad you brought this shit up though because I ain't want to say shit no dude literally but I remember I remember it was

two years ago probably two years ago with Malik yo yeah yeah two years ago and everybody just kind of looking at each other Like, yeah, what the fuck did he just say? What happened?

What are we talking about? Yo, it was like on fucking a P.A.T or some shit, man. No, no, no, no, no, no. Jaylon will tell us to me. I don't know. It was like on a P.A.T. or something, yo. And he, uh, he said something like, yo, I bet your dick's so small.

I can just suck it. Taylor said that? Yeah. We like, yo, what the fuck? Probably, probably not verbatim, but the just of it. Not verbat. Yeah, that's the just of it, though. I told, um.

He said, I don't. Why have you brought that up? We all look like, yo, what the fuck he's saying? I'm pretty sure the half the NFL thinks I'm gay. Legit, though. I'm not even joking. Because I was...

You got that looking at your eye right now. We saw Jordan Matthews. We saw Jordan Matthews. We saw Jordan Matthews. Yeah, I see why I'm sitting over here now. We saw Jordan Matthews, receiver for the Eagles. Yeah. And he's like, man, you get...

Well, he was... Yeah, he was last year. And he's like, man, you got my boy, Hearn all fucked up, like 31 from the Eagles. And I was like, why? and he goes apparently you told him you'd suck his dick or something like that on the field and like he legit talks to me about like two and a half

months later like he was upset in the field I'm not gonna lie that's the weirdest fucking shit you can say you can't think of nothing better I that is we have full ass football pads helmet right fucking everything he's talking about come on

he said he can't even say he doesn't want to reliving so so to the game you're talking about it's gonna fuck up Somebody mine, though. That's what I'm saying. Like, when it comes to shit talking, there's, there's no rules of regulations. Yeah, it's never going to fuck up somebody mine.

Like, do you see the look in his face? My job is trying to get this dude off his game, anybody. Yeah. So, like, Malik Jackson, he's behind me walking. We're going from first quarter, second quarter. We're walking down to the other side of the field. Yeah. And he's like, you know, fuck you all the, dude, the worst.

The worst shit talk, first off, being called the N-word. I'm like, why? Why are you calling me the end word, bro? Yeah. But he's like, you piece of shit, motherfucker, blah, blah, going off on me like that. And I turn around. I was like, listen, bro, you keep talking like that. I'm going to suck your dick.

And he, like, he looks back. He's like, what? And out of nowhere, out of nowhere, Ben Jones comes up. And Ben Jones is like, yeah, motherfucker. We swallow that shit here, too. And, you know, he wasn't. You know, he wasn't the same guy. Fuck up your mind.

Yeah. Hey, you're on the, but you're fucked up right now. I'm not, I'm not going to suck your dick. Don't worry. Like, you see, you're rattled as fuck right now, bro. Yo, I just remember he, yeah. Yeah, he's just really. I don't even know what to say, bro.

You know Treywick? Traywick. Brandon Traywick? Brandon Traywick. He's a special team's dude in our team. He came from Oakland. If I see him, I'm playing.

So, like, yeah, so I said something to him along those lines when we played them three years ago. The next year, we got him, like, in for agency. Yeah.

And he was asking one of the dudes on the office line, he was he, what's the deal with 77? Like, what do you mean? Like, you know, is he gay? Like, what do you talk?

But no, he's not gay. Man, he said some gay shit to me and gay man. He said the gay shit. He said, So you do that to everybody, y'all? But the thing is... It's weird that that's your ghost.

So people around the league think that you out here sucking dick. Yo, people, I bet you have to... People are going to hear this and be like, okay, they're going to be like, okay, he's not gay. Yeah, for real, yeah. He's not gay. But the thing is no, dude, but like... PSA, yeah, yeah. I've had people come up to me and be, like, yo, what's your deal?

I'm like, yo, I know I had your head the whole game because you were freaked out. Like, you had to be rattled about it. I'm glad you had that in the back of your head. You thought we were talking about this? don't even want, if I'm a D-Lines, I don't even want you to much fucking touch me no more, dog. I know, dude, it's mental warfare. Nothing's off limits.

You all say whatever I need to say. Yeah, I feel it, man. I feel it. Hey, but you know how some of the locker room questions go? I'm sure you guys have in Jacksonville with some of the, some of that kind of talk, those questions. Did KB tell you it all about our episode? I saw a little bit of it talking about, like, being in the shower.

Yeah, yeah. Meat, piquing. Oh, yeah. Me, peeking. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I went up and done the same. sideline one day and I was just like all right I was with DB Darren Bates he's a linebacker with us

and I was like hey man so obviously every dude probably here has peaked at meat in the shower but what number what percentage of guys you think will admit it because there's going to be those guys are like no dog you know I ain't that's that's that's too much for me like you stupid comp like that's I wouldn't say like intentional but you don't see some meat if you're in the shot like yeah yeah yeah you walk if I walk this way I can see everybody right now. Yeah, you know what I can see Will's meat right now if he was naked.

It's not in, it ain't like, that's a compliment, I appreciate it. Yeah, everyone's going to see you. It ain't no intentional thing like, yo, I need to see buddy meat, but. Yo, if that's an intentional thing,

that's an issue. I'll tell you. If there was, if there was one person in the league, I actually had to think that about, it'd be Nick Foles, dude, the rumors about that dude.

Yeah, what, the rumors about that dude is insane. I'm sure you've came. I'm sure you knew the rumors. Like, you heard his rumors, right? If he was in our locker room, I'd be glancing. St. Nick and Big Dick Nick, the two most opposite.

That's what they call him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't been in a shower with him, though. I ain't gonna lie. Not yet. No, not yet. Hey, that just sounds so bad. I ain't took a shower with him yet, yo.

It sounds so bad. You're gonna walk in there in camp and you're gonna see as me and the first people you're gonna think about as me and Will. And that's gonna be fucking sad, y'all. That's gonna be the worst moment of your life for you. Yeah, that's gonna be sad. It's going to be sad. Dude, our pod takes some weird turns.

Oh, dude, it's odd. It's odd, man. Did you hear the variable one? No, I hear that. Where he said he'd cut his dick off for a Super Bowl. He said, here's that win. Damn, yo. We were talking about it.

He was calling out Matt. We'll get to Matt here in a minute, too. But Taylor's like, we got a guy on here that said he would cut his dick off for a Super Bowl. And I was like, would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl? And he's like, ah, been married 20 years? Yeah, probably. And Taylor's like, like, yeah, you have three. And he's like, yeah, as a player.

Man's already got three Super Bowls from playing. Dog, I ain't going to lie to you. I want a Super Bowl bad as the next, but I ain't cutting my... We said the same. We're like, no, we would not do that. Mine's not much, but it's mine. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

It has a nice resting spot, right? It just lays right there. It's like a small bird in that, dude. So handsome, dude. That's what my peep actually in high school. He got voted most handsome. Not the biggest, but he was most handsome for sure. Let's translate.

transition. For show. Let's transition. What we get transition are two notes? Nothing. Nashville or summertime? We're flying this entire fucking podcast, dude. Why has my phone on? Oh, it's Dobson. Oh, I know what he's going to ask. What's he going to ask? He's going to invite you over?

Hey, so you're, you kind of have a reputation for, hey, hey, hey, hey, sorry, sorry. There you go, one of my podcast. You kind of have a reputation for notoriously like blocking Titans fans sometimes. Oh, for so. much. We have one of those guys on the bus right now. Oh, one of y'all is blocked? And not, it's Matt Neely back there. Not only is he blocked, but Matt is like

the super fan who you probably like, yo, I'm blocking this dude. He's probably the first when he blocked. Yeah, like, he's probably one of the guys that you probably started it all off. I am not, I ain't shot of that block button at all, yo. I see, I don't, I don't block any block that. Matt, are you nervous? Are you nervous back there? No, no, I'm fine. I didn't say anything like terrible.

What are a couple things you said to jail? He probably, pull up some of Matt Neely's tweets to Jalen Ramsey. So, first of all, here we go. My only time ever being ran over in the NFL,

sadly, is by big-ass Derek Henry, yo. That's why. The first tweet is like you getting run over and I tagged you

and said people don't forget. Oh, yeah. Boom, you block, you blocked, yo. Boom, you're too locked. You blocked.

A-Sah. Dude, that is hilarious. That's my only time ever being ran over in the NFL is by him. He's 240, yo.

He probably forget it. He was running over the whole team. Probably 250, running a 4-4. Yeah. He's, Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what?

We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts.

Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And, well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes.

I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you

funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel. Help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I-heartedly. radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Joe Dono. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody! Please! But there's so much more to me than me. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian. And recently,

I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Sike! I'm a comedian. I'm a comedian. I'm a comedian. I'm a hypocrite. qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant, recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice.

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That's scary, huh? Yo. Is he the hardest running back? When you guys go, you're like, fuck, man, we got to play Derek this week. It just, yeah. Hell, yeah. Because one, y'all, all line. We know y'all going to talk shit.

Y'all going to do your thing. And then, yo, when he gets to that second level was, man, when you're 205 and you got 250 running at you and y'all run the damn near the same speed, it's like, damn, yo. That's just that all. You got to make, yeah, that's physics, dude. You got to make some decisions now, you. It's football. It's a career decision.

Yo, it's football. You don't want to be no bitch out there, but it's like, yo, shit. You know guys are on the sideline like, stop tackling him my bye. Oh, for sure. Like, yo, hit his legs. Yo, okay, so that 99-yard run, what were you thinking when you were watching that? Because I know what I was saying. I was like, yo, he doesn't give a fuck about these people.

You're like, oh, yeah. I was talking about Derek. Like, Derek doesn't care about anybody right now. Yo, I'm on the side. I'm watching. I'm like, Miles will catch up to him and bring him down. Oh, shit. Yo, he's going the whole distance.

Yeah, that 40s. Six kid too. A little stiff. He was fast, though. He was on the other side of the field. Yeah, I'm like, y'all had fucking terrible effort on the play because I definitely didn't think he was going to go all the

99 yards. I had terrible effort. I'm like, I hate when people pull up the film, you see Corey all the way in the end zone with Derek. And I'm like, shit, that's who I was on. That was your eyes. You got? I was on Corey on the other side.

But then when I think about it a little bit more, I'm like, shit, I probably couldn't do none. Miles is bigger than me. He couldn't get him down. Leon bigger than me. He couldn't get him down. My shit probably would have Loki been the same as AJ's. Yo, AJ had a rough game that game, because I got him two, three times, too.

Yeah, man. Shit gets rough sometimes for us. It gets dicey. Shit gets rough. Dude, I feel like, because y'all, like, y'all at the beginning of games are, like, the most, the most talkative defensive group I've ever played against. Hell yeah. Especially at the beginning of the year, and you guys are, like, rolling. You guys are rolling.

Dude, you guys are like Super Bowl contenders. Yeah. What happened? What, would, like, shut it down? We lost y'all, man. We lost y'all like nine or six Something silly Something stupid

And then we was just like Fuck man Defense we ain't play that bad But we just We didn't get the job done Y'all always be just the same way Every single time Crazy

So we like man shit Run left Yeah run left It's just a defensive Run the ball Right And the shit is kind of embarrassing too When you got you over there

Yo coach Run that shit Right here again And y'all do that shit and get another five y'all do that shit and get another five to ten yards we're like yo and he just keep

yelling that shit coach again right here and they run the shit back to back to back yeah you're making me look so good in this podcast right now dude I appreciate that you give me some love right now

you're one of those guys yo I hate playing against you but I wish I was on your fucking team I appreciate I was your team too I want to be with that dude who talks some weird shit and there's some weird shit bro

you two right two years from now me and Jailen Ramsey well both sucked your dick bro and they're like oh fuck hey we go attacking you're attacking your ass offense and defense y'all shit shit get Jellie you thinking what I'm thinking

Eiffel Tower Iful fucking tower dog No doubt yeah that'd be funny Not the Apple Tower part but playing together Yeah but like Yeah that wouldn't be a down

Yeah but you know what I'm saying Toward the end of the year When that game's happening And you're like yeah Everybody's kind of talk about effort And stuff like that Dude how hard is it playing when you know you're kind of out of it.

Because I've been in those situations when you're the scans and you're just, oh yeah, they were in a few years ago. But dude, that shit is so brutal. You're kind of like, let's go out there. People are kind of playing for their pride.

Oh, for sure. And people are kind of motivating in a different way. And then when you lose, you're kind of like, let's see what the hell these meetings are going to be like. Shit, tough.

Yo, I'm not going to lie that game. That was our only prime time game last year. We didn't have no TV games, none at all. So, do you have any TV games that's what you did the year before? They didn't fuck with us, man. That's crazy, man, because NFL Network has you all on all the time.

You guys in the Colts are really the only team they talk about in the AFC South. Yeah, they don't fuck with us, though. That's crazy. So, yeah. We was ready now. We was ready. And our head coach, he lived here too, though. Does he?

Yeah, he got a crib here. Get him on the podcast. He's next. Coach Rebel said he cut his piece off. Like, what lengths would you go? Wasn't he on that other podcast that we were in? we're in a war with right now. He was.

Oh, that was him? Yeah, we don't want to say their name. Yeah, we're in a big feud with them right now. Obviously, we're very small scale, but we're ready. We're ready to... And the thing is, dude, he didn't answer it. Like, they tried to take R... Oh, they used that question?

Yeah, and they used that question. He didn't answer it? That's crazy. No, he was like... I don't know, did he said he wouldn't cut off Rable's piece. Yeah, well, he said he kind of wouldn't do it, and then they're like, would you cut off Rable's piece for him or something like, I don't know. I like how y'all people in the competition though

Oh yeah we see them out there dude We got them on our sites too The thing is like those dudes have a whole thing in Boston They got a warehouse They got a whole office space We got a bus, bro Like you saw we're going through like AC's not working this morning It went out

Like we just get on the bus and chop it up And the only thing that hasn't happened is a true Usually there's a train that goes by our podcast Every single time for real But hasn't been a train at all Probably is early Yeah we're like we're like that D2 school Going into the SEC

Playing against the SEC We're playing against Florida State. Like when Appalachia State play Michigan and beat him. Were you there? Are you there? No, I wasn't there. I wasn't there. I wasn't there.

I wasn't there. I tried to get him, but he wasn't there. I wasn't there. You weren't there? Well, I mean, you could give me anything else. We were terrible when I was at Michigan. We were trash. No, I wasn't there.

That was when Jake Long was there. Shout to Jake Long. Fucking hero. I know, man. That was close, though. Why'd you go to Florida State? Why didn't go to Vanderbilt? Yo, I didn't go to Vanderbilt because they didn't have men's track.

I would have been there. What do you actually do in a Vanderbilt? I would have. They don't have men's track, though, man. Wow, that's interesting. I ran track in college. I was totally kidding. I didn't think there'd be a chance you'd ever go to Vanderbilt.

I definitely was going to go to Vanderbilt. I hated Tennessee. Really? Yeah, hated Tennessee. No, they got my college coach, so I like them now. How'd Florida State get you? So I'd you that envelope? Nah, man.

I was committed to Southern Cal for about eight months, man. And then they fired Monty Kiffin. And then after they fired Monty Kiff and I saw everything going downhill, I was like, yo, I'm not going across the country to be in a shitty situation. Yeah. For real, though, USC was like the swaggy of school when Pete Carroll was there. I wanted to go there so bad. Taylor Mays, Raymond Luga, Brian Cushing, all those cats, dudes. I went there for like a, I'm off of Arizona.

So I went right up there for like a little camp and they brought Pete Carroll. I was kind of killing my camp. And Pete Carroll came over and I did a couple one-on-ones. Got fucking dusted. Damn. I got my ass kicked. I got my ass kicked so hard to actually hurt my ankle. So I was on the ground, kind of like whining.

Peter Greco. And I looked up just enough to see Peake here, look at the old line. Don't you go? Oh, shit. And I walked away, and I was like, that's my, that's my USC dreams died, bro. So sad. You can get no USC offer, huh? No, I didn't.

I didn't. I would have gone to USC, Texas, or pretty much any SEC school. But I like Florida State. I think that place is sick. Florida State's sick. I think Miami's dope. Yeah. I offered by.

Miami ice didn't go there because we were trying to chase like the 90s yeah do you know what I'm saying like they were dope in the 90s early 2000 yeah they were like they were the coolest school they think they coming back but they not though they're trying though they're trying they're trying yeah I don't know man who do who's gonna like dethrone Alabama or like Clemson like those those are two schools like who's coming next I think Clemson gonna be on top for a couple more years you think so hell yeah they got some dogs we just need someone to take out Alabama like there needs to be a change of the guard there a little bit Yeah, I'm just sick of them.

I'm just sick of them. That's how I was just sick of this. I thought Georgia was going to be able to do it. Georgia was solid for a little minute. Then they got smacked by Texas, right? Was it Texas? Yeah, Texas smacked. I thought for sure Texas would, like, get murdered by Georgia.

I did too. Because Texas was sweet when I was in high school, too. I want Texas to come back. That's when they were studs. I want Texas to come back a little bit, man. Texas is going to come back. They got that little quarterback. Florida State, too.

I mean, you guys did. You hear about Michigan, though? We're struggling right now, yeah. Y'all hear about Michigan? No. We ain't heard nothing about it. I haven't heard about it. I think I heard Harbaugh.

I think I heard Harbaal chirp urban. Did he? Yeah, I think so. He's like wherever he goes and has success, like something follows him, though. Oh, really? I took a little jab. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying as a coach, you know what I'm saying? Dude, I know.

I'm trying to hit up Scott Frost and Nebraska. Hey, let's start sliding these kids some. Dude, I heard about dudes getting paid into SEC. Like, I never got shit at Michigan. I got like a free meal. I was eating one time and someone goes, hey, it's on us. And I was like, you're a fucking man, dude. I was like, yo, you're a stunt.

Waffle fries and that chicken sandwich? All yours, bro. Walked out of there, wallet full of ones. I was like, fuck yeah, dude, I'm done. I had nothing, though. I feel like I ain't take advantage of that shit either. I hear stories, you know. Bro, the rumor is.

So, like, you grew up in Tennessee. So in the SEC, you got UT and Vanderbilt. Basically, there's like a gentleman's handshake that if Bama or any of the other SEC schools that are out of state wanted to come in and recruit you, They couldn't give you any more than what Vandy or Tennessee would offer you. Like if whether it's monetary, whether it's money, or it's like a vehicle. They couldn't go a dollar or anything above that. So they had to respect the in-state school.

But that's how, apparently that's a little rumor. I don't think that's slide, though. Do you not get offered anything? Yeah. You don't have to say any teams either. Like, what did you get offered? Like, were you a stud coming out of high school? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you were a dog. What was going on? I offered some whips. some what kind of whip like anything you wanted to like you're talking like a 50 C C C motorized scooter or like a budget

like a bus on like big trucks and stuff like I used to love big trucks like Ford like Raptors and shit I used to love them trucks really yeah yeah got offered them good housing which you get everywhere

then make sure my parents always straight I offered that too damn you were a stud stud stud damn I ain't take none of that shit though Hey, look at the camera. Look at the camera and say it.

I don't take none of that. Could you get in trouble now? Because they took Reggie Bush's Heism away, but he still won the eyes on them. You can get trouble. And those colleges. Yeah, that's my thing. All right, y'all took the man trophy away,

but he still won that. You're talking about Reggie Bush? Yeah. Yeah. He still won us. He's the greatest, he's the one of the best college players I've ever seen in my entire life.

No doubt. No doubt. Yeah. He got the best highlight tape, though. Tavon Austin was a so much. Yeah, that is. That is. That is.

He was a fucking stud, dude. What are he doing the league? He was kind of, he got hurt a lot, huh? He got hurt. He was with Dallas now, right? He's doing straight. He was with the Rams? Coaches are trying to, like, figure out how to utilize him to, like, the best of his ability,

because he's kind of, like, he's very unique. Yeah, he was dope in college. He could be, like, speed sweeps and stuff like that as, like, all teams would really do. Yeah, dude. Reggie was a stud, man. And then he started dating a Kardashian and all went downhill. It went downhill, man. Those Kardashians, bro.

They bring you down. That's the worst kind of famous, dude, I'm telling you. Reality TV famous is the worst kind. I mean, they're kind of like, would I like Kardashian money? No question. For sure. The thing about the guys who have been involved with him. Amar Odom.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Travis Scott, the only one who's still popping. Yeah. Honestly, I don't think the Kardashians are. But Kanye is Kanye, yeah. He's his own entity.

Yeah. He's his own, he's like, he don't even have to talk about him. But Travis Scott, he's still popping. But keep it real, though, if you could trap a Kardashian, would you? If I'm single? You know how people talk about, you know, trapping. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, if I'm single 100%.

Don't single 100%. Yeah, I would for sure trap a Kardashian. Hey, guys talk about like the, you know, guys are like status with the NFL players. Hey, watch out for them gold diggers. You know, if I was a chick. Or if I'm in the different spot and I'm around a bunch of like of those high status women, like I would try and trap them. Would you really? Yeah.

I mean, I was crazy. Yo, I wouldn't say. Hey, it's us to Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast.

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I wouldn't call it trapping, but I real deal try to make Rihanna fall in love with me, though. Yeah, like you're definitely putting in a lot of effort. I met Rihanna one time and I was like, I love you. Yeah. It was at the draft. Oh. Was it at the 40-40 club or something like that in New York?

And my agent was like, hey, Rihanna's one of the back rooms. You want to meet her? I was like, I want to meet Rihanna. So I go back there and I've had a couple drinks and her friends there eating chicken wings. And I'm talking about how I hate blue cheese. I hate it. I hate it. Here's my name.

Here's my opportunity. Here's my opportunity. You like that blue cheese. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. sneak in later and I was like y'all I hate boo cheese a boot cheese is a person I'd kill him ha ha ha and we're all like laughing

and Rihanna's legit Rihanna's legit laughing at my jokes bro and in my head I'm like there's a fucking chance here boys you're downing yourself up in my head I'm like if you get Rihanna oh my god that blue cheese joke was so smooth and then I saw Rihanna no joke I saw Rihanna during the draft was like when Johnny Mansell because it was Drake Rihanna and the dad from modern family and they were all in this like little hallway and this is back when it was at music city or whatever it is that uh radio city

in New York, is that what's called? Yeah. It was in Radio City, and I'm walking through because the Atlanta Falcons just picked Jake Matthew six overall. So I was fucking pissed. So I was a third tackle ticket.

I was so mad. So I get up, you're not supposed to get up in the green room. I walk down the hall, Rihanna's there. And Rihanna looked at me and said hi. Like, she remembered me

from two nights before. And I had big time the fuck out of her. I swear to God, bro. I just, I just, I was it, what's up? And I kept walking and went to the bathroom. You know, that's what would pay off? And I was like,

you're a fucking lose. I was too mad about the draft. Oh, fuck the draft. I was too mad, but I look back. Rihanna, yo. He said, I'll tell you what, the Rihanna's really good looking.

Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. Rihanna. L. A. If y'all just so happen to tune in, hollet your boy. I've been slid your DM.

Y'all didn't read my shit, though. Hey, yo. Hey, so funny story. When I first got my blue check, like right before I got, I got drafted or whatever it was. How good that feel? Yo, I thought I was the shit, yo.

Oh, no question. I thought I was popping better than the Instagram models. Will still wait on that blue check? No, I got it. I fucking got my blue check. Yes, I got my body. I thought I was more popping in the Instagram models, yo. So I thought, but I thought it was like a

like a Luminati type of society. I'm thinking, yo, if you got the blue check, if you DM somebody, you're in. It's at the top of their shit. Like it's a separate little entity for blue checks and the regular folks. Yeah. So I'm DMing everybody.

Boom. Rihanna, Kylie. Everybody who got a blue check who I wanted, I'm DMing all of them. That ain't how the shit works, though. Yeah. So they didn't respond. Has anybody ever responded? Who I've truly, truly wanted to respond?

Like, Rihanna, no. No? No, I'm not popping like that. A couple more Pro Bowls. You'd be all right. Yeah, I'm trying to get. They'll be like, they'll start to know. Who's this guy, Jaylon Ramis?

Because you're like, you're a, I would say, a top 10 known dude in the league. Like, if you ask people who Jailer Ramsey is, even if they're like, I'm an office line. I know who you are, well, I obviously know who you are, but other dudes know who you are. Yeah. He's got to keep cycling. You ever thought about going to Hollywood and doing some shit like that? No, bro, it's not really me. I mean, uh, down the line maybe, but, no, that's not really me.

I've seen that bobblehead commercial with the Pepsi. Oh, yeah, that shit was up. You guys are, like, just bopping around? Yeah, that shit was bad. That's kind of funny. Yeah. If you start doing that stuff, that's when you get the Rihanas, the DM you back. Oh, for sure.

See, I want to, if I do ever step into that space, I want to do, like, uh, like kids movies and shit. That's cool. It was like The Rock did, the Two-frey movie and stuff. Like the Rock, yo. He's like capitalizing everywhere. Yeah, he really is. The Rock is the fucking man. He's got to be the most successful captain. I don't know. It's a fun fact.

I mean, I'm from here, so I know. The Rock, he went to Glencliffe. Up here in Tennessee? Yeah, he went to Glencliffe for probably like a couple years before he went down. Oh, no way. Yeah, he went to crazy. He went to high school with my pops. My pops, even got pictures and all that.

He was not good, though. when my pops was like in high school. And then just somehow. You're talking about playing football, right? Playing football. Yeah. But then somehow he just, like it flipped. But yeah, he went to glitflip.

We had a strength coach who was at Miami when he was at Miami. And he said he was a trash football player. Oh, yeah. He wasn't very good at all. But he always looked good. Like he looked like Tarzan and played like Jane kind of guy. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like that being said, I know the Rock's a big viewer of this podcast.

Like, hey, but I love you. I'm a big fan of a boy. Yeah, we're trying to get in ballers, by the way. Are you going on ballers? I'll just probably get in there. They should put the bus in ballers. Facts. Yeah.

Like us in, it would kill everything. Yeah. Have you seen ballers? Yeah. It's like high end, like Maserati's like Rolls voices,

private jets, and then this fucking dumpy-ass bus. Yeah, that would be a dope-ass episode. A segment, yeah. They'd get this thing rolling. Rock, shout out, you know. Hey, ball.

Check us out, man. DM us. Yeah. At Bustin WTB or email us, Bussing with the boys at gmail.com. Do we have an email? Yeah. Yeah, we're official.

Official for real. We got it for a sponsor too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did. Oh, official official. Yeah, we're professionals now. Yeah. This thing's real.

I like it. All right, what do you think, boys? What are we at? What's our time for a man? Usually, yes. Our production company doesn't give a fuck today. Yeah, usually they're on top of them. I was like times.

I was like, this has got to be at least an hour. No, I was in, I real deal was trying to get Rihanna. No lie. I heard she live in London now. I was in London like a couple weeks ago. you're searching you just flew out to london just to see too you weren't even going on a trip you're like well let's just go take a shot I had stuff to do but I would have cancelled that shit for Rihanna

if she would have DM me back if she even would have read my shit and left me on red y'all I would have went searching I just wanted to open my shit how many times how many times have you deemned her Rihanna yeah shit only about a handful of times he goes at hey oh only about a handful you're getting creeper status he have five crazy hey anytime he goes back in Taylor he like sees the last one he put She hadn't ready yet Unsend? Oh yeah

We'll redo another one I'm big unscended on Rihanna So you There's more than one How many followers Rihanna have Let me check this Too many, dog She don't be seeing my stuff

Probably like I'm gonna guess 30 million I would say I would say probably 50 50 How do you spell Rihanna That's too much

50 too much I would say How do you spell Rihanna Rih It's bad girl Riri If you was wondering I don't know that I don't I just

I've heard it I've heard it I've heard it's bad girl Riri on a, he's got 73 million followers. Se, that's why I'm not in there. I don't even have

$73 million. I can't even afford a minute with Rihanna. You can't even afford a minute. Y'all had 100,000 followers on Instagram the day. I felt like the fucking man. Oh, hell yeah.

I felt like the dude. Did you get your fans a shout out? Like, hey, appreciate y'all? Nope. I did not. Because why? It should be expected. Yeah.

And you're sitting here with 116,000 followers and just got one more. But damn, dude. $116,000? I have a little bit more than $116,000. How much you got? Like 800, so.

He said, don't dishing. Oh, so 816,000. That's my bad. You're good, bro. He's disrespectful. He's like, he's like, he literally said, hey, good for you when I said 100,000 followers. I was so stoked. Good for you, man.

Yeah, that's just all the start. That's one and eighth of what I have, bro. That shit's dope. You need to follow him at. Is it Al-Jelram Ramsey? Yeah, follow me at Jalen Ramsey on all platforms. Thank you. I'm about two.

I say all platforms. There's only two. Instagram and Twitter. 817,000 now. I count as a thousand For all the girls All the girls that are listening to this podcast Go ahead and slide in and see what happens

Slide it in Jalen's DMs and just see what happens Get the boys some love Look at him smiling over there All right What a perfect opportunity to end this podcast Babies Yeah hey Matt Anything? You got anything?

Yeah man talk some shit This is your chance dude Matt yeah Do I have you blocked on Instagram too? Not on Instagram What's your Instagram? I'll make sure I'll block you on it Matt, where can he find you to just go to your page and block you?

Matt Neely underscore? Yeah. Love that. I mean, I don't have much to say. Like, guys can't beat us. Oh, shit. He said, I have much to say. Hey, let him say his piece before you respond.

I say us because I am on the team. Sure. Basically, every time something happens with you, people tag me just constantly. So I have to say something like that, but it kind of sucks if you're actually likable. Matt, you want to come on. When this deals up, you're going to be You're going to be pro Jalen Ramsey Hey, so you know that's actually funny

I thought about that before like, yo, what if I ever do Play for the Titans? I got like damn half of their fans blocked. I got to go do all my shit again and unblock everybody. Hey, like, I fuck with y'all again. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, if you play for us, it's all, everything, it'd be cool. Everyone would be like, all right, yeah, it's whatever. It's done. I know, man. Shit.

I love that. I love that the boys just want to play for the boys. You know what I'm saying? I know. We need to get them some gear. Yeah, we need to bust some boss with the boy stuff. We'll send you some boss with the boy stuff. We'll send to the Jacksonville Jaguars facility. I appreciate you coming out. Tighten up my baby.

Texting like, hey, what's the address? He's like, God, no, I got to give these fucking guys my address. Yeah. Yeah, I can't believe you responded. I legit. I legit. I legit sent, uh, when I, when I texted you, uh, when I, when I texted you, somehow my wife got your number.

I was like, get Jalen's number from CA. And they gave me some number. I called it. It was busy. And then I texted you said, hey, Jalen, it's your dad, Taylor Lewan. Like, what's up, bro? want to see how you're doing. I was like,

and he didn't respond at all to my text. I was like, all right, like, he would have for sure respond and said like, at least fuck you to that. Yeah.

So I had to tweet at you, but I thought it would end up just being like a joke tweet and everyone would be like, oh my God, is he coming? And then we get some traction that'd be it.

Fucking, I'm on here. You on here now? I know, dude, I was hype. I thought you got my number from, I think we may have used the same realtor here.

Who is it? Um, shit, what's his name? Dude, where's a bow tie? Yeah, I think I had a guy I had a guy my first year

That helped me get a house He really fucked me over though Oh well then that's not talk about it Yeah Shit Hey guys it's us The Jonas Brothers I'm Joe I'm Kevin

And I'm Nick And guess what We created our own podcast Called Hey Jonas We invented a podcast Well we didn't invent it We just contributed to it

We're the first people to do podcasts We get to ask other people questions Because we're sick and tired To be in ask questions Well sick and tired There's a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen.

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