Bussin' With The Boys - Bowl Game Recap, Taylor's ESPN Debut, Jim Harbaugh To The NFL? + Bussin's Biggest Fight Of All Time.
Episode Date: January 4, 2023Recorded: January 2nd 2023 | The Boys are back for the New Year. They touch on the Barstool Sports Arizona Bowl and Taylor Lewan commentating the Michigan against Max Duggan and TCU game. Taylor live ...reacts to hearing the latest rumor about Jim Harbaugh possibly leaving Michigan. Then the Boys get into some NFL talk and how the Raiders handled the situation with Derek Carr. Will and Taylor also give their Top 5 NFL teams they would like to play for. Unfortunately not all of the vibes were positive today as The Boys had one of their biggest fights in Bussin' history. Taylor questioned the legitimacy of Will Compton's NFL career. Punches may or may not have been thrown, but you'll just have to listen to find out. 0:00 Christmas recap 19:00 Hasbulla follows Will and Jeff Bezos hates Taylor 23:00 Michigan game recap 37:00 Barstool bowl recap & why Caleb Pressley is a potential enemy 53:00 Taylor's ESPN gig 1:07:00 NFL updates 1:21:00 Derek Carr reaction 1:27:00 Places Will and Taylor would play next season 1:36:00 Shoutout No Free Shoutout of the Week & Tier Talk ---- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ---- SUPPPORT OUR SPONSORS Chevy Silverado: The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. Mint Mobile: Buy any 3-month Mint Mobile plan and get 3 more months FREE by going to https://barstool.link/MintmobileBussin Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free at https://barstool.link/FitbodBWTBFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Thank you, boys.
Thank you.
Hey, it's been a minute, boys.
I feel like we've been separated for how long, what, a couple weeks?
It feels like it, dude.
Week and a half.
A lot of stuff's happened.
Yeah, Mitch has been gone for like a month.
Gone for like two weeks.
Yeah, a month, dude.
Mitch has been gone for a month.
Annual Christmas tradition, caroling with the boys.
Yeah, how'd that go?
Go and grab that mic.
How did Carolyn go?
It was a great time.
We, uh, we, uh...
What?
Light went out.
Light went out.
It's okay.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
We got, as you guys would say.
white boy wasted.
Nice.
I don't think.
Have we said that?
No, that's Kat Williams.
The comedian?
Yeah.
With the straight hair.
Yeah.
Always profusely sweating.
Yeah.
He's got a bit where he talks about white dudes getting wasted.
Yeah.
We're getting fucked up.
That's how fucked up you got.
Yeah, we had the keg and everything.
Like, we had ourselves a good time.
Back of the bar, back of the room in the bar was, was running out.
We just had shots of Rumpleman's just coming back.
Oh, Rupplement.
You were getting white girl wasted.
Yeah.
Whatever.
That's old school right there.
You get Robill Manson's Fireball.
The Fire and Ice.
I'll figure out.
I didn't give Fireball a good enough shot.
Jack handed me one of those little shooters
when we were at Michigan last year.
And I was like, I don't know if I fucking want this, dude.
And I tasted it.
She was good.
Nice hot cinnamon taste.
It was good.
I'm not a big cinnamon guy,
but dude, that day I was cinnamoning.
So it went well.
Yeah, it was a good time.
You boys do anything?
He said the shirt you got for.
Christmas, Mitch?
I had this shirt.
I had this one.
Yeah, I feel like that would be, that would be like a,
Mitch would open that up and Mitch would be fucking hype.
I'd be hyped about it, yeah.
Who got me this bright red Casey Chief shirt?
Anybody else got some, some good stories?
JP, wedding.
Yeah, I mean, we had a wedding.
Yeah, I went to the wedding.
The wedding was, was hype.
New Year's Eve wedding.
If you're thinking about having a wedding, have it on New Year's Eve.
you're with all your people.
It's free food, free drinks, and it was downtown Nashville.
Not that we went out after, but it was dope.
Dude, I feel like New Year's Eve weddings are starting to get a lot more love on New Year's Eve.
Like, people were tweeting about it, posting about it, like, why it's better.
Don't go downtown.
It's shit's overrated.
There was like five.
Like five people I knew got married on New Year's Eve.
Yeah, I heard about a few people getting married on New Year's Eve as well.
I, um, it's, you like that, the idea.
Love it.
You love the idea.
Wow.
Okay.
I used to feel like you.
Yeah, I didn't know how to really feel about it.
I thought for that, for New Year's Eve weddings, that might be close to a fall wedding for me.
No, no.
I am definitely in the minority in that type of situation.
So I don't know if I want to go any further on it.
Yeah, I mean, I've never been the one.
So I have no clue.
I have no clue.
And it does seem like it could be a move just based on like here.
So, like, I've never really, I don't feel like I've done on New Year's a whole lot.
Like maybe one time, one or two times.
I'm always sleeping.
Yeah, I've never had.
fucking a sleepy boy these days.
Yeah, we always had like a bowl game.
I don't think I've ever done a New Year's night.
This past New Year's, I was asleep by like 9, 30, 10 o'clock.
That's what I'm saying, even when you do get it.
Like the idea of doing stuff for New Year's just almost better because when the day actually comes,
it's like, well, fuck.
Just kick it here and watch he's mold.
We did have a New Year's at my old house with Jayon and his girl that one year.
Yeah, but we didn't.
I don't even think we were up till midnight.
Were we?
Was that after the same?
season when we lost to Indianapolis?
We lost to India. Yeah, it was a win and get in.
Yeah. And we did lose like 31 to
0 or something like that. We stayed up? I think we were up, yeah.
I know the boys got banged up. It was a good time.
Banged up. Yeah, but I don't really, I've never been to like a
New Year's party. Maybe one of the boys on the back of the bus will have the New Year's Eve
wedding. Oh, who we got?
Time will tell.
Sounds like 2023 is going to be a big year for JP.
Oh, that's a boy back there.
Yeah, Jackie could get married in an instant, dude.
He'll be like me.
Mitch?
Everyone back there.
Everyone back there's eligible for a New Year's Eve wedding.
I think season was good for the boys.
Yeah.
Everyone's come up.
I know.
Hey, we had a good time.
What?
In Tucson?
Me and you.
Well, I mean, again, it's been a while, so starting at Christmas, like, we've started
on Christmas.
Yeah, I didn't even think about that.
That was awesome.
Yeah, December 23rd, everybody came over.
We had kids ripping around, having a good time.
we did gingerbread houses.
And by the way, I would like to give flowers to you.
I think you had an outstanding gingerbread house.
I voted you number two.
Number one.
I voted you number one.
You did vote me number one.
Taylorin was fucking hot at me, dude.
She was mad.
Yeah, they were throwing some weird shots at each other.
She was like, you would suck his dick.
You would do this.
She was going crazy about it.
You're just doing that so we'll binge you over and fuck you.
You go, what?
Hang on now.
Maybe, but like, don't fucking make it that obvious.
It was really well done.
You could tell the boy was putting in work.
I was so excited to sit down and do a gingerbread
house. I'm usually not the creative type to do artwork like that, but that night I was feeling the
vibes. I know we were in the spirit. Yeah, and who got sat next to a two-year-old? I did. So me and Willow
made that one, Harris was garbage. You know, like couldn't compete because he had to be dad too.
I did, I did. But I did have fun seeing all the gingerbread houses. It's cool when people
buy into that type of shit. Because a lot of times, you know, I'm sure when my kids are teenagers,
it'll be too cool for school type stuff.
I might do some gingerbread house in my dad's house. A little bit for secret time right here.
When I got, when we got the text in the group chat, like, hey, do you guys want to do gingerbread houses?
Charles, like, hey, you want to do gingerbread houses?
Or she goes, hey, did you see the text?
Do you want to do gingerbread house?
I go, yeah, I saw the text.
How gay is that?
Gingerbread houses.
But then we went over and did the gingerbread houses.
And I was like, I was so happy that that.
It's fun, right?
I was literally thinking, like, I'm part of this 20-something year tradition with these, with this, your guys' family.
Yeah, the Arnold's do that.
No, they're like, it's a 20-something annual gingerbread.
And, like, doing it, like, when.
By he was going crazy
in that frosting, though.
He was, you should have seen his,
I'm sure we'll pull it up on the YouTube.
I'm sure the boys will do their work
in the back there pulling that up.
But Will had,
he had a really good,
the base of his house,
like the four walls.
His ceilings were really fucked it up for him.
I think you ran to a time crunch at the end there.
Solar panels, solar panels on the,
on the gingerbread house.
Yes, that thing had solar panels.
I was tight on time.
The way I saw everybody going in on their...
That's the solar panel?
Yeah, it's a solar panel.
That was like the thing
that almost the snowman in the back for me was I thought so good snowman in the back.
I know. I know. I started really good too. I started from the bottom up and I was trying to like look at
Google images but dude that shit is crazy what people can do with gingerbread houses. Yeah I was I was
I was very happy. Actually when I got done I was like yeah we need to do this every year. I know and
you should see them during Easter too. We have like they have like an egg dying competition. Everyone
does their eggs. That's why I thought Taylin shouldn't have won because it was like pink and white like it was
like it looked like it was like an Easter.
Her roof was really nice and pretty yours.
Very good.
Like your roof was garbage.
If that was solar panels, I mean,
that's just Will Compton thinking on his feet, right?
Like, he got that shit done.
He's like, solar panels.
Everyone's like, oh, yeah, I understand that.
I understand that.
Who ended up winning?
Taylin.
Mm.
Yeah, Taylin is a win.
And then we did Secret Santa.
Tell them what you got.
Tell me.
Tell me what you got.
Okay, yeah.
Actually, I did crack it open, too.
So we did Secret Santa with the Chandler's,
the Comptons,
and the Lawans. That was it.
But so no one knew what they were getting.
Have you, do you explain the rules of Secret Santa?
Because this is the first time I've done it.
Basically, like, we found something on the internet that randomly drew who you got.
You put your email in and then it gave you who it was.
So I got Taylor from it.
And you just get email.
So no one knows who they got.
And then Secret Santa, like, you buy the gifts.
You do Secret Santa.
I feel like everybody has a different set of rules that are out there.
But you open the gift and then you try to guess who got the gift for you.
But I had Taylor.
We did a $300 max.
Yeah.
our minimum.
And go ahead.
Go ahead.
Yeah, so I was like one of the last ones to go and I opened up, big box, got excited,
opening that thing up.
He already kind of knew he's like, because there's only like two people left.
And Taylor's like, well, I know it's either Will or I don't know who else, Charo.
Yeah.
No, because Taylon opened Charo's gift.
That was a fantastic gift.
Fantastic gift.
I opened that box up, dude.
Xbox 360.
And in the Xbox 360, Red Dead Redemption 1.
buddy what a fucking gift now I will say
about three weeks before I got the itch to play some NCAA 14
hang on hang on can I can I say that part
go ahead so I got him in Xbox 360 it was perfect
300 dollar
300 max 300 dollar max it was like two something for like a refurbished
Xbox 360 and then I saw the game it was like 20 or 30 something bucks
I was like all this is gonna fit perfectly
because when he got done playing Red Dead 2 I was like you have to play Red Dead
one he goes dude I was looking around and trying but I can't like
you can only play it if it's on Xbox 360 he's like and I don't have one
and but that was the last I had heard of it.
So I'm thinking all this is going to be killer.
Come to find out,
not only does he,
when he says he got to play NCAA 14,
did you go buy an Xbox?
Yeah,
but not only that,
he went and bought it to 360
and he ended up already having one at the house.
So he now has three Xbox 360s.
I have three Xbox 360s.
And he's like,
I can't play it.
I don't have one.
The one you gave to me,
I sent Alex.
Really?
Yeah.
Didn't he?
He's like,
hey, I don't have one.
Yeah, he did.
He really wanted one.
Because he and I,
after everyone left,
they were around for a couple of days.
We did play NCAA 14.
My son, Waylon, Lawan, went to Wyoming, got a national championship, two Heisman
trophies.
So I'm very proud of him.
But yeah, dude, I started playing the game.
I started playing it.
And literally I turned the game on.
How many times have you played now?
I've only played twice.
I played last night for like an hour.
Okay, cool.
So you're playing a little bit more.
I play a little bit more.
Yeah, I was at the McFarlane Ranch, and I'm helping out the sheriff.
Because I'm yelling?
No, because I've been talking.
crying, bro. When I started playing that game, John Marston walks off this boat with these two gentlemen,
and then they send him on a train. And he's on the train. He's listening to some racist-ass white people
talking about savages out west and stuff like that. But I'm looking at John. I'm looking at the
three scars he has on the left side of his cheek. And I know, I literally no joke started tearing up
knowing that Arthur Morgan is the one that saved him because he was attacked by wolves.
and like the opening part of Red Dead 2.
So that's why he has those scars on his cheek.
So it's taken me,
I can already feel myself.
I'm treating John the way Arthur treated him.
And I'm gonna make sure he has the best life.
I'm praying he doesn't fucking die in this game.
I can't handle heartbreak like that again.
Taylor got me a little sticker for Christmas in my stocking.
And it had Arthur Morgan like 1860 to whatever.
fucking forever in my heart, boys.
You're going to love the game, bro.
I'm still happy.
It's good.
And it's really for being 10 years apart, it's not bad.
Oh, I know.
The graphics aren't bad.
It's like ahead of its time.
It really is.
Rock stars, they're always ahead of their time, bro.
We really are.
Because the new, we already talked about this in one of the podcast.
Jack was talking about how the next GTA is going to have like the entire actual city of Miami.
Yeah.
Like, legit, there's a wallfouse in the corner.
There's a wall house in the game.
Yeah.
That's fucking insane.
And weren't we saying that the next red deck is coming out like what?
20s.
Latest is 28.
Latest is 28 we've seen.
I was like a man,
I'm going to be like 40 years old playing that.
Oh, dude.
Shutting down the whole family.
Like,
don't talk to me for a week.
Yeah,
no doubt.
Because we got to play
before people start getting in our mentions.
Yes.
You know those people out there
playing them games like that.
Right.
Right.
But a crazy couple of weeks, boys.
I'm excited to be back
with each and every one of you.
So, hey,
this banger gift that,
uh,
Charles Secret Sand was for tailing.
I won't say exactly what it is.
Yeah, yeah,
you got a,
you got a,
but picture just an espresso machine.
for something that you would,
for some extracurriculars that you would love to do.
That was outstanding.
That's a good job.
Okay, yeah, I want to keep it simple.
I want to keep it a little mysterious.
It's awesome, dude.
But the real ones are going to know, yeah, bro.
20 seconds, and I timed it.
And that thing.
Legit 20 seconds.
It comes out in 20 seconds.
We got these little espresso things.
You drop it in there.
You drop the espresso thing in there.
You hit the power button.
It sinks it in there.
20 seconds, voila.
Hey, I really need you to stop talking because I can't get, you can't give anything else up.
Okay, yeah.
Express.
All right.
Then I won't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can talk about it all after the show, boys.
Sounds sick.
Yeah, it's fire.
It is fire.
So we do that.
Christmas is great.
You had Wyatt in town.
Yeah, Wyatt came to town.
Dad was sick.
It was a great Christmas.
It was a good Christmas.
Family, first time with Rue.
You know, all you got to do is just put wrapping paper in her hand.
I know.
She probably had way too many gifts, too.
Yeah, I'm not, not fully because we only got her one.
gift because we figured that, like, Wyatt got her gift, my dad got her a couple gifts,
you guys got her a couple gifts, because we knew everybody would like get her a gift.
And you kind of already know the deal too.
Like they're not, they're eight months old.
Yeah, exactly.
There's not a whole lot.
Right.
We just got her this little five-sided thing where she can like stand herself up and play on top of it.
And that's about it.
Dude, when, this is like the first year that win was like fully invested in Santa.
Like totally ready to go, like was talking about it.
Like since Spooktober ended, she's like, Santa's coming soon.
Like she was, she's been ready for the process.
So we get everything set up.
Dude, putting kids to bed when Santa is on the horizon is the easiest thing to do.
You just tell him, hey, he's right around the corner.
He's coming.
He has to get some sleep.
He can't come unless you're sleeping.
Blah, blah.
So we, Christmas Eve, we put wind down.
I go, we like put out the cookies.
We put out reindeer food.
We do the whole gamut as a family.
Yeah.
Then I go and I get like this, this leather strap.
It's got a bunch of like little jingle bells on it.
And I wait until wind's like starting to fall asleep.
We have little cameras in a room so we can see like, hey,
starting to nod off a little bit.
Yeah.
And I start ripping the jingle bells around yelling,
ho,
ho, ho.
And you can see on the camera
when, like, pop her head up
and then, like, quickly pretend
like she's sleeping again.
That is...
Quickly pretend like she's sleeping again.
That morning I get up with her
and she's fired up.
She's like, Dad, I heard him.
I heard him.
I thought I heard him, too.
He had the jingle bells, right?
She's like, yeah, and he was yelling,
ho, ho, ho, ho.
Merry Christmas.
It doesn't sound like he's being very quiet in the house.
No, he was giving it hell.
Because we want her to feel like,
hey, shit's going down out there.
Like she really, like, it's, it was electric, dude.
She was so fucking fired up for it.
Willow might be the most advanced two-year-old I've ever seen in my life.
I know that's a dad talking.
But the kid's crazy smart.
You've been around her.
Yeah.
She's like putting sentences together.
Oh, she's the smartest two-year-old you'll ever be in your life.
That's Uncle Will talking there, boys.
I love that.
She was fired up.
She understood like the concept of gifts, but like,
she wasn't fully like understanding Santa Claus and all that.
It was a cool deal, ma'am.
It was a cool deal.
You didn't need, you didn't need Santa to give a phone call this year?
No, that did not need to happen.
I actually, was that on the best of?
Because I caught that clip and I literally, I was, I had that in the background while me and Alex were playing NCAA.
And I'm literally like at points pausing the game and making Alex listen to like us talk because I'm laughing my ass off at those best ofs.
And that was one of the ones I was like, holy shit, dude.
That was so funny to me.
Bro.
You were so bad.
You were so incredibly bad.
It's crazy.
How long are you here it is.
I know it's a stupid thing to say.
say, but like you're playing those best of
and you're like, I can't, that happened
just a year ago. Dude, I know. It's crazy.
I know. You look back on stuff like when I was
even doing that little real video I made. I'm like looking at these old
I was, I was like, I can't believe this was this year.
It's crazy, dude. It was a, it was a crazy time.
It's been a good year, but I'll tell you what, boys and girls.
2023 is going to be a fucking banger.
Bangor.
An absolute fucking banger, dude.
We're all going to ascend, boys.
Like Icarus did.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Do you want to talk about that?
Yeah, we got him.
We got him.
We got him.
That's huge.
Hasbula has officially followed me.
And what's crazy is it what, like, Hasbula is just a figure to me that I just fully enjoy.
Kind of like Santa.
Like, you don't even know if he's real.
Right, right.
You just immerse yourself into his content.
Like, he has the best content.
Whoever runs his stuff.
Like, Cam, just being about it, like, it's just so fun following him.
And never in my mind that I think I would ever get connected with this dude.
And I had him just a little appearance in my life.
my Reels video of like the one I made yesterday for 2022.
Yeah.
Had him in there like fighting off all the enemies.
And so today I had tweeted like shout out Fidelberg because Fidelberg was in there
passing out when we were out in Vermont at Whistlepig.
And then I had Hazzbool in there.
I was like shout out fights and Hesbulla for making an appearance in my video.
I tagged him in the picture, but I was just, I was just putting that out there.
Like just I just put another comment out of there just to basically get my video out there again.
Yeah.
And then I see he ends up following me.
And I was like
And I click on my
Hasbula
NFT like okay maybe it's a different one
I click on it
And it's fucking him dude
He follows he was following me
And then I went back
And I'm like I gotta call JP
Because JP's fucking
He's all about Hasbulla
But then I go back
I'm like wait a minute
They could be one of those accounts
Where they have you know
Say 300,000 followers
And they follow 300 thousand people
Where they just follow a shit ton of people
Yeah
So I go back and double down on it
He's only following like 250
I mean double check dude
This is
Double check bro
I couldn't believe
That dude
He looked at the list
You checked it twice
Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
I could not believe it.
It was like opening up a holographic chariot, dude.
I was like, this motherfucker follows me.
Yeah.
And then I immediately FaceTime JP or I text him.
I said, you're going to be sick.
And then I call, I FaceTime him.
He's like, no, what is it?
He thinks it's something about Nebraska or college football.
I'm like, no.
Even better.
Even fucking better.
He said, who fucking followed me, dude.
The only negative to this whole entire situation is, I think your peak in 2020
happened January 2.
That's, you mean January 2023?
January 2, I said.
January 2nd today.
So you said January 22.
Is January 2nd today?
Did you say 2022?
You said January 2?
That's right.
I mean, we can be like that commercial like take the tape.
Like we have it right here.
No question.
I can, it can, it's only downhill from here.
But I've already won 23.
You've already won it.
It's over.
It's not one of those things where boom,
I already peaked early.
So it's like it's just all downhill from me,
all downhill from here.
It's like, no, I already won.
Yeah, W's already in the column of Wilcofton,
in 2020.
Well, yeah.
I'm on to 2024 right now.
Yeah, my, my 223 is wide open because I took the hardest L you could possibly take in
2022 and that's that fucking wheelchair picture that Jeff Bezos thought was so goddamn funny,
dude.
He thought that shit was hilarious.
He's trying to get me down.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
It was so funny.
Do you want to talk about the producer?
Yeah.
So for those of you who saw me in a fucking wheelchair.
Everyone did.
The entire world saw that on the.
That thing was wild.
What's crazy, too, is Harold Landry has the same fucking injury as me,
and I'm pretty sure he's just sitting on a stool.
But how come I got to be in a wheelchair?
Was it in Spanish.
The funniest part of this whole thing.
We didn't even know that you're in a wheelchair at first.
We were like, oh, look, you're like, oh, look, your boy made the graphic, and we're like, hell yeah.
We were stoked.
And then somebody, grew up.
Mike Campanero.
Yeah, Campanero.
Text me.
First person, text me, and followed by that was like 40 more texts about, oh, you're getting drug
on Thursday night football.
and Ben Joe
I talk about head injuries
Ben's got an ace bandage wrap
around his fucking head
like he came back
from the Revolutionary War
and got a bullet grazed across
his dog
POW dude
just standing there
hilarious dude
absolutely murdered us
God
I'm trying to look at everybody else
right now
if that's not a reflection
of how the Titan season's going right now
no question
that's the picture
to describe the last six weeks dude
and that is phenomenal work
by the entire Amazon team
on making that graphic.
So I see this.
I put it on Twitter.
If you know me,
you know how I actually feel about it.
But if you look at the Twitter,
you probably think I'm mad.
You were.
I was mad.
You pulled me aside.
You're like, hey,
because remember I posted and you're like,
hey, are you really going to post that?
And you're like, can you talk to me for a second?
I was like, yeah, sure.
We went outside.
We went outside.
I was like, why would you?
Yeah, you're like, hey, man, please don't do that.
Yeah, I guess I was trying to mask up a little there with ego
because I definitely was hurt.
Yeah.
I'm glad.
Thank you for making me.
You were very mad.
You were.
Yeah, I was very angry.
I was extremely mad.
I had to talk you down a lot outside.
Yeah.
I'm glad we crossed that bridge.
I'm glad I didn't sit here and try to posture in front of you guys.
Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
You're welcome.
So I was fucking mad.
The next day's Arizona bowl, I'm sitting in this little, like, little booth.
They got us in where you kind of just sit and hang out while the game's going on.
I get a text from Puff.
He's one of the media guys from this fucking video.
That shit's so funny.
I get a text from Puff, one of the media guys from the Titans,
and he's like, hey, the executive producer for Amazon Thursday at Football
wants your number and wants to apologize.
And this dude sends me a book.
Probably the same length of text that Charles sent me after I gave you your wedding present.
It was fucking long, dude.
Very professional, very well-written.
Yeah, very professional, well-written.
Punctuation was perfect, just like Charles was.
And I might have left him on red.
I might have.
I didn't.
But, you know, I told them, hey, it's all good.
Don't worry about it.
I mean, obviously, you guys saw the list I made two days later.
So, you know, they're still on my shit list.
So we'll see what happens in 2020.
But I think.
Thank God that happened at the end of 2022.
I can just shake that one off and keep moving about my ear.
Yeah, I'm trying to think because what I wanted to say is like, you almost, you enjoy seeing that stuff.
Like, we need more of that type of entertainment factor, like that happening.
But you could come across somebody and do it to like somebody who would actually be upset about.
about it because everybody's like, you know, take shit way too serious.
Yeah, people, people.
What you did.
You need to relax.
At first, but thank God you were there to call me down.
Yeah, we were in front of people.
He started to cry a little.
I was like, hey, let's go see him outside.
What did make me mad is I got to find out who put the block M on that fucking
wheelchair.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, bro.
People were tagging me and that kind of shit.
Yeah, you think so?
Yeah.
They were tagging you?
Yes.
So my time in there like, like, hey, Will, we need to get this down.
I immediately wanted to grab and put who fucking did this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw your tweet.
I saw your tweet.
too and it's it's it's going to be it's going to be my life's work to find these motherfuckers.
That might be our goal of 2023 is to find out who did that.
To find out who did that and who's going to keep coming with shit like that because we
got to weed those types of people out and I think Elon Musk is going to work overtime to get
those people off Twitter.
Yeah, fake news.
Don't think that shit down.
No problem.
Yeah.
We'll find that.
We'll figure that out.
We'll find it.
Speaking of Michigan, like I do want to formally apologize to the Big Ten community for
leading us down the wrong path.
I regret it.
I take full responsibility.
I take accountability for that shit.
and I promise you I will never do bullshit like that again.
From here on now, I am not going to sit here and stand the Big Ten conference in the same breath.
My whole conference fandom, that thing is over, that ship has sailed.
But in the same breath, I can still recognize that the Big Ten is the best conference in America.
But I will not be carrying the torch for the Big Ten Conference like the way I've done the last two years
because Michigan has win in the tournament both years and shit down their leg.
That was a good game.
And I know you're going to say a lot of good things about.
about that. By the way, and we'll get into that too, but you absolutely crush the fucking,
you absolutely crush. And we're going to get into that.
Yeah, I don't need a thing on its own.
But two years in a row, you guys get into the tournament.
And I told you, like, this would be on you. This would be on you. This would be on Dave Portnoy.
Because I knew I was going to go hard at leading people that we need to unite.
And Ohio State even, fucked us. Fucked us. Fucked the Big Ten.
They should have won that game, too. I'll never make that mistake again.
They should legit be a Michigan versus Ohio State National Championship.
No, they shouldn't.
It should have been.
Oh, it should have been.
It should have been.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they, they went and they fucked it up.
Here's the deal, dude.
If you're going to go into that game, spot them 14 points on two pick sixes,
and then have a quarterback running back exchange fail on the one yard line.
I'm surprised they only lost by six.
Champions don't beat themselves.
Champions don't beat themselves.
They played so bad and still had an opportunity to win it at the end of the game.
Now, if they call that targeting, and for everyone who's listening, is that technically targeting?
Yes.
1,000% that's targeting.
Do you call that at the end of the game on fourth down, though?
And also, he fucking fumbled that snap.
JJ, he probably saw what they were saying about his dad and his girlfriend because he was fucked up about that.
Actually, JJ just followed me.
It's not as big as Hasbullah.
Obviously, it's not even close.
He just followed me a couple days ago on Instagram.
I want to appreciate him for that.
and he'll probably see this clip.
But we got to figure out, we need to clip that.
Hey, by the way, all followers are big, by the way.
All followers are big, but there are trophy followers out there.
He's a trophy follower.
He's a trophy follower. He's a trophy follower.
That's huge.
Yeah.
I'm so excited for your 2023.
I am too.
Hopefully it just keeps ascending because I am nervous that, like,
I've already checked my phone a few times on Twitter now
to see if he's still following me because I felt like it was a mistake.
I don't think you should be worried about ascending just like plateau,
because you're at the peak.
Right, right.
I'm nervous that I've plateaued.
No, no.
You can't go any higher.
Hasbulous followed you?
Oh, there are ways to ascend, brother.
There are ways to ascend in the right.
Yeah, there are ways to ascend in this game.
Oh, dude.
But nonetheless, that is a, he is a trophy follower.
But yeah, JJ, that was a tough.
That was a tough one for JJ.
Just through the one ball he threw on that out.
If you're going to throw, if you're going to miss that throw,
you got to miss wide towards the sideline.
Yeah.
That's quarterback 101.
Now, the other one he threw was right in that guy's chest.
And that's just...
How do you feel about the call of non-targeting?
I feel like at that point in the game,
because if they were to call targeting there
and then they go and score and win the game,
that's a weird-looking game.
It's a weird-looking game.
But also it was targeting.
The hairs have everything to stand on in that situation.
I think at that point in the game,
they did the right thing by letting it ride.
No one was hurt.
It was targeting,
but we can all say that that targeting rule is very left up to the beholder, right?
Very fickle.
Because I know on ESPN on the main broadcast they were doing,
they had the person that goes over the rules,
and he was saying, this is targeting.
This should be called.
It was a flu play.
Buddy, I don't even know the number that was running in there to do the targeting.
He was just finishing hard to make sure they didn't get the first down and fourth down.
Right.
So, I'm going to catch.
from that from Michigan fans, but I just think,
but not really.
You can't ride that.
We didn't deserve to win that game based on the way we played.
We could have still won it and gone and won the national championship.
I really believe we would have because they would have realized how bad they did,
but you couldn't get a second chance there.
Yeah, I don't, like, I agree with everything you said.
And I don't think, like, Michigan fans can, like, be pissed about it.
At the end of the day, if you're rooting for Michigan,
you want that to be a target, you want that target on to be called,
just because that's the side of the fence you're going to die on.
Like, no, that should be targeting.
I agree that it shouldn't have been called
because it would have changed the entire dynamic
of the ending of that game.
But the way you look at these rules with targeting and stuff,
it's like if there was a targeting earlier in the game
that messed up the flow of the game,
you want to like check those out.
It's like that's why the targeting rule sucks.
Yeah.
Because it is very...
You understand why it's there, but it does suck.
Yeah, you definitely understand why it's there.
It's a fucking deal, man.
Michigan should have won that game.
There was a targeting call.
I think it was a,
a Wyoming player hit Ohio, Ohio hit the Wyoming player.
Dude, absolutely.
First series of the game or one of the first two series of the game.
Watch the incompletion happen and continues to lower his head and put it right in the side of the head.
Yeah, like that's obviously targeting.
He should be thrown out of the game.
But, you know, those calls, especially at the end of the game, but the ones that are like up for debate, it's so hard.
Unless you see like malicious intent.
Right.
Of targeting somebody's head.
Like Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell Beckham Jr. trying to hit Josh Norman.
that's malicious intent.
Right.
No offense, O'Dell,
but that was malicious.
Yeah, you're right.
You know, those are the things you call.
Yes.
Guys just trying to finish,
finish hard,
you can't really do that.
Which touchdown?
The deep ball.
I agree, that was a touchdown.
To me, that was a touchdown.
Because he didn't really fully complete it
until he was rolled
and already was in the end zone.
There's your seven right there, boys.
That's how you win the game.
Next play, fumble.
They just played so bad, man.
I thought the divas
might have a hard time.
with TCU's offense.
TCU is not that good,
but boy, are they electric.
They've really got a vibe, like a Cinderella story vibe about them right now,
with Max Duggan.
Max is stealing hearts.
The Red Rocket is stealing hearts all across this country.
No, he's a stud, man.
And number 13, the linebacker for TCU, I felt like,
he's a dog.
He's flying around.
Flying.
But yeah, man, I was just, I was so,
I was so surprised that Michigan,
because you guys are ranked in the,
the top five in defense, aren't you?
Yeah.
I was just surprised how gas you guys, even in the run game.
I know.
I said, what the fucking hat?
He's doing an incredible job in the run game, aside from the first play of the game.
Yeah, so many chunk plays.
So many chunk plays.
Couldn't get home.
Couldn't get home with your base rush, dude.
We had to start bringing pressure.
And then Michigan started bringing like weird pressures on first and second down.
Off the edge, up the middle.
It's like, what are we doing?
And they're just picking us off, dude.
Quentin Johnson, by the,
way it's going to be a fucking stud. That's number one for TCU.
Okay. He was lined up a couple times. Yeah. From me to Garrett lined up and I was like
this dude. He looks like a fucking man. He said like all the receivers on that team are probably
gonna get drafted. Yeah. They're they're big. Except for Barbara number four. He's fast though.
Yeah, he's electric. Thank you for noticing that. And I don't want to. You're talking about the play
action pass the shot? No, it was a different one. Yeah. I think, uh, your very first one.
Thank you. You said something's going to be at the sticks around the sick. You could, you called a few play
I was out there. I did say it was like third and seven. I said if you're TC, you're playing the sticks here. You're not letting anything get past you. I was really just going through Mike Frable's Friday tape in my head. You were you, dude, dude, masterful work.
Thank you. You did a really good job. Thank you so much, dude. I don't know if we can go. Is it now, do you want to go into that game?
Yeah, we can go into that part. No, I was going to say, dude, do we talk about and we can cut this part? Dude, do we talk about the JJ father?
No, we don't have that.
I don't think we should cut that out.
That's major news.
Yeah, did we talk about what we do.
Oh, you want to get,
you want to know what I really think it is?
Yeah.
I really think it's a slow-mo piece
and it looks extra creepy because it's in slow-mo.
I think it's gotcha journalism.
Yeah, gotcha journalism.
That's a good one by Jack McPherson in the back there.
That is a good poll.
That's a good pull, Jack.
Because I think you put that in regular time.
I don't think it looks near as bad.
I think that sucks for his dad, though.
Man, does that.
that sucks.
I think that's,
I think his dad's creepy.
That's what I think.
Oh,
you think it's the end.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey,
but that,
what sucks about the whole thing is,
let's just say it's fast motion,
right?
I'm telling you,
that little index finger is weird,
though.
But why do you?
That,
yeah,
that index finger was acting a little different now.
I want to see his eyes.
He's looking up.
Hey,
he did hit the backhand little tap there,
huh?
You?
Mm-hmm.
Damn,
that index finger was getting a little lost now.
You know,
eat?
get a little tap at the end there.
I don't know.
The whole thing is it's so viral.
I want to be a fly on the wall
when that family is all witnessing
seeing it on their phone.
Do you think they even talked about it?
You have to, right?
I don't know.
Some families, like, legit, don't do that.
Right, like, just don't even bring it up.
You know, don't talk about it.
You're JJ, what are you going to,
are you going to, you know, there's two sides, right?
You can front your dad or you just don't say nothing.
If it's me, I'm texting my dad, just a video.
No context.
Like, just texting the video and see what he says.
Move.
You know what I'm saying?
Because that's
It's odd
But it's not like the end of the world
Like that's whatever dude
That index finger is getting a little lost
I don't think it is the tap at the end for me
That little wild hairy index finger
What you do if you saw your dad doing that with Taylan
Same video
I'm doing exactly what I just said
I sent that text in no context
Yeah
I'm doing what I told you 25 seconds ago
Yeah
And I'm taking that in my playbook as well
That's what I would do
Yeah that's a good move
I think that's the move to do
but I would know
I heard too that
JJ and this girl
been dating since high school
that was just something I saw on Twitter
I have no idea if that's true or not
yeah
but hey even in the
I'm
if you're in the fam
my daughters at my daughters
at age I'm not doing that
the index finger makes a second effort
the index finger made a second effort
it's not the index finger
go back
you did that little
is that little fucking
that filet of four fingers
dude just kind of pop on there
I never got
I didn't even see that.
It's almost like a good play, like,
I don't know.
He?
High-wasted jeans.
High-wasted?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
It looks like it's on her butt,
but it's her waist,
though.
You're saying it looks like it's on her butt,
but it's,
it looks at some high-wasted jeans.
Could be on her waist.
Exactly.
I don't know.
But even high-wasted,
not high-wasted,
who's doing that?
Are you doing that?
Let's bring them on and out.
I'll say this.
The girlfriend was getting pub.
Like it reminded me of
AJ McCarron's girl back in,
I don't know when that was.
Everyone remembers that, though.
She was just super hot.
Because you remember,
I remember the broadcast guys
were kind of like being creepy.
Yeah, it was like, oh.
You can tell they were salivating a little bit.
It was weird.
It was a weird deal.
But yeah, man.
Horny old men.
Horny old men getting after it.
What?
Just watching, yeah.
Yeah, his commenting was definitely like,
Hey, let's slow it down, brother.
Yeah.
Take a breath for a second, dude.
Take that next commercial break to go in the bathroom, take care of business.
Right.
Get them demons out of your head.
Is Will just deflecting from Jersey Jerry mossing him?
Oh, that's a crazy pivot, dude.
That's a crazy pivot.
Do you want, we actually kind of brushed over the Barstow Bowl pretty fast.
I keep wanting to call it the Buston Bowl, but the Barstow Bowl.
The Barstow bowl was electric, man.
It was a great time.
The game was incredible, too.
Yeah, I thought they, I just thought,
was so cool because they executed
all of it like very well. They did a good job.
All the talent doing different roles, doing different
things. Like I was telling the boys earlier,
like you get the ESPNs or the corporate medias
of the world. You kind of go,
you don't really know the camera crew. Like everybody's
got like some high-end job. Like they're working
hard as fuck. You don't really know anybody.
But seeing everybody at Barstool, it's like everybody
from HQ is just there working and executing
everything. And it was cool to you.
Playing up. Because they don't, they don't host games
like that. Like this is their first year where they host at a
basketball tournament, right? Maybe they did
in the years past, but I don't, they don't, they're not known outside of like rough and
ready for like hosting, especially a bowl game.
Yeah.
So everybody, everybody that's sitting in their seat playing their role, they're playing
up because they're trying to execute that at a high level.
And I heard, uh, the boys, because I didn't get to listen to the broadcast.
But Big Cat, Dan and Jake just from what I heard, everybody absolutely loved the
entertainment going on.
I heard the same thing.
I heard the same thing.
Jersey Jerry getting the tease, like, it's amazing.
It was, it was really the funniest part.
And Frank, Frank, Frank, doing the coin talk.
extra over the top about it.
And overthinking it so much to where he really just took the coin and threw it as high as he could.
And it's like, I'm not going to risk it falling off my thumb.
Frank's legit panicked about doing the coin toss.
I saw him the morning and I was like, hey, we got that coin.
I can't get a quarter.
I can't even practice.
I know.
Hey, the first, we got there.
He's like, he said something about Ty and he's needed to do away with Ryan Trashoghill.
And he sat there.
You know how you're around Frank?
And he says a joke.
And he says there like, oh, he just got you.
And he's waiting to see what your reaction is.
A minute later, you bring up Tua in Miami Dolphins,
and he just starts losing it.
We're losing it back by, hey, Frank, like, let's take it easy, brother.
Slow down, slow down.
And that was our first, like, real impression of him.
I've seen a couple times shook his hand.
Hey, big fan.
He can kind of walk away from him.
Yeah.
Jersey Jerry brings up Frank the tank,
and he fucking starts biting his shirt,
grabbing his glasses, chewing on him,
grabbing his hat and just, like, doing crazy shit.
It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.
I thought it's usually like he's doing.
that he's in the he's in the gambling cave and stuff yeah that's him he did like four times he's
remember who's with me the first time i was at hq by myself was it garret remember the first time i met him
and i tried like introduce myself and say like i like i like he didn't give a fuck he's just like uh
he's like oh thanks and then kept walking it's like oh man you know yeah yeah i'd be all there
yeah yeah but then you you're like you got in front of and he has that he has that he has that little
where he just starts spas yeah those nervous tics and hey the weirdest thing this is not a pile on
Frank situation, but we go to In-N-Out Burger, which I do believe you had a better time than
you have in a recent past. Frank sits there, gets a burger, nothing on it but a meat patty.
Doesn't like ketchup, doesn't like sauces.
We asked him what his favorite sauce is where he goes, I guess barbecue sauce would be one
and then gravy.
And then after that, there's no more sauces he likes.
None.
None.
He's like, none.
None.
Hot dogs playing, hamburger's playing.
Wild.
Wild.
It blew me away.
It made me kind of mad.
I was like, dude, how do you not like anything on your burger?
I know, me too.
Me too.
That's just crazy.
No onions.
Like, yeah, I don't understand.
Like, he got his food and I was like, that looks fucking terrible.
It just looked awful.
The bun's all sad in the corner.
Yeah, that's what you're getting it in and out?
Come on, brother.
It was a good time to, like, right when we got there, we checked in our hotel, we saw Jerry,
and we're like, hey, you want to go get some food?
We're about to go get in and out.
What the fuck is going on?
Subwoofers, yeah, subsystem.
no, we're in a different part of town.
Yeah, racist Willie.
Yeah, dude, fucking, it was just crazy.
It was just crazy.
In Jersey, Jerry, when we're in the car ride over to In-N-Out Burger,
knows exactly who was to do to Frank to get him all wound up.
He was just instigating the whole thing the whole time.
The entire ride over.
Yeah. Uber driver had to buckle Frank in.
It was so fucking funny.
Frank's like battling in.
Frank just starts to ask him.
He's like, hey, I need you to buckle me in.
Yeah, he goes.
Frank wouldn't let the Uber driver go until he was
in.
Like,
who's the driver
trying to drive off?
Doors close.
Oh,
hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
He didn't fucking get it over.
Oh, bro.
And then Jerry,
the entire trip to in
and out.
He's just instigating
him about everything.
Like, hey,
Frank,
you don't like this,
do you?
And then he just gets Frank
going.
And Frank's just like
an encyclopedia of sports.
A dude's just bringing up stuff
from just back in the day.
Like,
a little computer system.
Like,
something about me doing special teams.
And then he brings up
some special teams
player from like the 80s
on the Miami Dolphins.
It's just insane,
bro. It was a good time. It was like, you know, it's like you land, you go to your hotel and you and the
boys just go get some grub. The, the teammate vibes were high. The locker room vibes were up.
Yeah, it was an awesome time. Do you want to talk about the biggest letdown of the Barstool Bowl,
though? Are we talking about the drive home? Yeah. We can get into it.
This is more your story than mine. I don't know him that well. This is my first impression of him.
Yeah. I think into like the official, the official friends mark in the group chat saying now that
and I are officially friends.
You can tell he's fishing.
Yeah, he messaged me today because we're supposed to get buff in the, in the, at boost.
Which he was.
We're supposed to get in shade at that, actually.
We're supposed to get buff at boost, dude.
Our New Year's resolution.
Like, we're starting fast, we're starting strong.
And he was a no show this morning.
And then he said, and then he tries, he tried spinning it on me saying, we're talking
about Caleb Presley.
He resides in Nashville.
For now.
And, uh, he tries to hit me with all you.
didn't really text back yesterday because I told him he's like asking me to come over for New
years.
And you even brought that out on our drive home.
Yeah, I said, I'm probably not going to go over there.
Which is crazy.
It was tight.
We were tight.
We were tight.
We were tight.
We were tight.
Will knows Caleb a lot better than I did.
This is literally the first time I met him.
So I'm kind of also, we're doing the whole like, you know, the birds.
We're fucking doing our little dances around each other.
Seen if we're actually to be friends or not.
Taylor hears about Taylor here.
Like I talk about hanging out of Caleb.
Caleb knows that Taylor's my boy and they're meeting for the first time.
Caleb's talking about his first impression
like in front of Taylor
and Taylor is talking like
hey how do you think that went the first time he met Caleb
like we're trying to make all these
this entire group come together
and also
we're going to get into this very dramatically
and it is dramatic don't get it too much
everything you're about to hear is the
truth this is a true story
and
tell a story like this because we didn't do anything wrong
yes only issues we cared too much
I didn't text him back yesterday
because I was like, well, when Rue wakes up from a nap, I'll see what's up, and then I didn't text back.
But the reason for that is I felt like there needed to be some consequences for his actions.
We're at the bowl game.
Taylor does his, he hosts the challenge in the second time out of the third quarter, the second stoppage of the third quarter.
It's a high noon challenge.
The same thing as the Dr. Pepper challenge.
After that, we're rolling, because you hear his voice right now.
He's been under the weather for like a week.
The dude's operating.
Yeah.
I got you.
I'm sorry.
The dudes operating the host challenges, the ESPN.
He's doing all that on some tough vocals.
Like, he's sick.
He's been down bad.
He's been taking medicine.
He's like, I got to get up.
I'm nervous.
So what you saw, what you've seen from Taylor Luan over the last week, that's just the
shell of himself.
He's not even, he's not even hitting his potential.
Now, Taylor's not feeling well.
So he's like, hey, I'm trying to go back.
Like, what do you want to do?
Like, drive back to Phoenix because my flight out the next day was at 7.30.
And then Taylor was doing the ESPN game or the playoff game with Michigan.
He's like, I'm trying to go back.
And he's like, what are you trying to do?
Because Taylor's like, do you want to hang out?
Like, we can hang out longer, blah, blah, blah.
I said, bro, I don't care.
Like, we can drive back.
Like, I know you're, I know you're not feeling well,
and I know you're trying to prep for the game tomorrow
because he's like, yeah, I got to start prepping for this game.
So I'm like, we'll dip right after you do the challenge thing.
And so we're all hanging out and meet him and Caleb.
And Caleb's talking about like, what are you guys doing after this?
Like, we're talking about going home.
Like, hey, we're going to go back.
We're going to order some food, get some dairy queen.
It's going to be a fun ride back,
and we're not going to do much that night because he was,
he was up late the night before Caleb was.
So he wasn't trying to go out.
Yeah, we all were up late, but Caleb was up late, late.
And so he's like, I'm not trying to do shit neither.
So he was like, if you guys wait, I'll ride back with you.
And so we're like, you know, we're trying to get the band together.
We're trying to create a little, a little three-somewood boys, yeah.
I'm feeling terrible.
He brings up the fact that he'll drive with us back to Scottsdale, stay at the Arnold's house.
Yeah.
We're going to have a good time.
We're going to have a good little boy.
And we know we can eat whatever we want because Jan 1 was coming.
We already made promises to each other.
Yes, bro.
Which, by the way, two days in, it's going well.
I want you to know that.
So go ahead.
The game goes to overtime.
The game, it starts going after the game will leave.
It goes to overtime.
So then we, you know, we were just making sure with Caleb
because Caleb had to stay to do the trophy presentation.
And we're just, we keep kind of checking in.
Like, are you sure you're still down to go?
Because we were going to dip, bro.
It's 5.30.
By the time the game gets over at 7.30.
So we would already be back.
And, you know, in overtime, he's about to do the presentation.
Are you going to be ready to go after this?
He's like, yeah, I'm going to still go with you guys.
He started to think about not going, but we're like,
Just let us know.
And he's like, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
We're like, okay.
100% fact.
We wait until the game is all over.
That's when we start hanging out with the boys from Ohio afterwards,
meaning the players.
And by the way, Ohio's for the boys.
Ohio is for the boys.
Bobcats, fuck with the boys.
We get the outside to start figuring out,
hey, how are we going to get to the hotel?
Where I asked if somebody gives us a ride to the hotel,
it's like five minutes away.
And I see Caleb.
I'm like, hey, are you going to be ready to go and we get back to the hotel?
He said, yeah, I'm going to still go with you guys.
Like, I'm just going to ride back with Roan.
And so it was like, okay, cool, we'll meet at the hotel,
and then we'll get our stuff from the rooms and then we'll dip.
We get to the hotel, go upstairs.
I put the boys in the group chat.
And there was a part of me that was already thinking,
he's riding with Roan, like, okay, that's fine.
You ride with Roan.
But I'm thinking myself, like, man, I hope he doesn't dip on us.
I hope he doesn't dip on us.
I hope he's such a heart love.
So I started to get that, I started to get that vibe.
And you get it, too.
Like, if you're him, you're, like, not trying to let the boys down,
but also, like, I do think I want to go home.
I get being stuck in the middle.
But also, we only stayed to wait for Caleb to get done so we could drive back.
And so I get up to the room.
We're getting our stuff.
I take a nice little two.
And I text the boys.
I put us in a group chat.
And I'm like, hey, let's meet down in the lobby.
And we'll take off.
And then Taylor.
I'm already in the lobby.
I got my stuff.
I went and sat down because I'm hurting, dude.
I have a fever.
Life is not going great for me.
I just want to get the fuck out of there.
I'm sitting in the lobby.
The door's open.
Caleb Roan, Roan's wife.
They start walking towards the elevator.
I go, Caleb, are you grabbing your stuff?
We're about to roll.
He goes, hey, man, I really don't want to go.
I will go with you guys, but I just really don't want to go.
Now, four hours ago, before this, he was telling me about how life's all about just doing
what you want, and that's what he's trying to do.
He's trying to do exactly what he wants to do and live his life a certain way, blah, blah,
sounding like he's selling me a dream that I can subscribe to.
I was fucking up.
I was like, damn, this dude's really dropping some knowledge on me right now.
He's good.
He's good.
He's the boy.
And he hits me with that.
And this is the first time I've met, Caleb.
How am I going to go impress this man about coming to hang out at my family's house?
When I don't really know him and he's just said to me he doesn't want to go.
All I say to him is, buddy, we want you to go.
But you've said yourself, life's about doing what you want.
You do whatever you want.
and he walked away.
I haven't seen him since.
And then Taylor's like, you know,
we're doing a thing in the group chat with us.
And Taylor's like, Will, I have sad news.
I literally just saw Caleb and he says,
I really don't want to go and put it in cast.
And Taylor and I start talking to the group chat,
like we're just talking to each other
and Caleb's not in it.
And then he's like, whoa, blah, blah.
But we got in the car and we were driving back.
We didn't ignoring him too.
We just kept rolling.
Yeah, just, yeah, yep.
And we were driving back.
And I was just like, man, I'm a little tight about this.
But he's not.
Because Taylor's saying his thing
Like, you know, I don't really like, you know,
he doesn't know Caleb well enough to, you know,
I'm sitting there because I, Caleb and I,
we get buff all time at least three times,
three, four times a week at Boost Fit.
So we're in the song,
and we got a nice little friendship going.
We get burritos over at Ath and Roast.
No free shout out to Ath and Roast.
And I'm just sitting there on the car right back
and I just say out loud like, like,
I'm a little tight about this.
And Taylor starts like chuckling.
He's like, oh, yeah,
I was like, yeah, I'm a little tight.
Like, I was like, I don't think I'm going to go to this house for New Year's anymore.
We're not even on the highway yet.
We're still driving through Tucson as owner to get to the highway.
And, bro, child of this.
Will brings it up three more times before the first 30 minutes of the drive is done.
Then I start feeding into Will.
Will is now hot about it.
I'm getting hot now.
I'm like, damn.
Because I start looking at the time and it's like 8 o'clock.
And I'm like, bro, I could have been.
It drives like two hours.
It's an hour and a half.
It was when we looked down there.
It was an hour 52 left.
And you're like, oh, man, we got this hour 52.
Like, maybe we'll stop to.
We're going to get some ice cream.
I'm literally thinking of my mind.
I started checking my text messages on who I texted around the time the third quarter happened.
I was like, I go, man, we would have left at 530.
We would be home right now.
Home.
30 minutes home.
Because I want to go to Zips too.
Yeah.
I wanted to go to Zips.
We had plans.
We had plans.
I didn't even get Zips the whole time I was in Arizona.
No.
But.
It killed the vibe.
Yeah.
Like, he's the boy.
That's my guy.
That's my guy.
We're, you know, I think we're good.
But it would have been our guy.
He's probably going to listen to this now,
and now we're probably not going to be good for a second.
But, yeah, that's the boy, man.
This is a testing your guys' friendship.
Because I texted him this morning.
We were going to get buff.
I just texted him the x-ray with the dogs in it.
And he's like, what's this?
Can't text Caleb back?
Or he goes, what's this?
And he goes, no texting CP back, question mark?
Because I didn't respond on yesterday.
And so then I just started to go in.
Oh, couldn't ride back with us the other day?
Like, you could see it all pouring out.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I got to go to therapy after this lift.
just to save our friendship, Caleb.
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yeah dude so we go we go and do uh we do the drive alone
it's fine.
We get back to the house,
but we were up for what?
Because we were back so late,
up for 20, 30 minutes
before we went to bed?
Yeah, I was chilling first thing.
You was getting some studying.
I was studying.
And we had a nice,
large, extra large blizzard tree.
Yeah, but it wasn't that good.
No, I literally, I looked at,
I looked at the menu and I saw new,
Reese's take,
or fast break, take five.
New Reese's,
fast break, take five.
I was like, that is it, Taylor.
That's the one I'm fucking getting.
And his, that enthusiasm you just heard is exactly what I heard when I'm sitting at the window.
He probably felt me lean on his shoulder.
Yeah, dude.
He's like, looking at it.
I was like, he's in, he's like, I'm looking to feel like this.
And Will's literally draped over my right shoulder, almost fucking separated an AC joint, just looking at the damn thing.
I was like, is that say fast break take five?
And he goes, I'm getting that.
That's what I'm getting.
And just like that, lady pops up high, can I take your order?
And we're like, we'll have two large.
Yeah.
Fast break, take fives.
Big dogs.
And Willie wants to get himself a burger.
I think, oh, man, I don't want a burger.
Willie says, let me get the number five.
I say, let me get two number five.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She hits us with
Kitchens closed.
Immediately pull on my phone.
Casa Grande, Arizona
doesn't keep their kitchen open
past...
That was like 8 o'clock?
Yeah, she was crazy.
I pulled up my phone immediately
and tweeted, do not go to Casa Grand,
Dairy Queen.
Hey, hey, Casa Grand is a
scary place.
I've only been there one time.
I've only been there one time.
Everybody's like, don't do anything
in Casa Grand.
Yeah.
Are we really out there right now?
That's like the middle point
between Tucson and Scottsdale
or Phoenix.
Rough area?
I've only told you my one situation that I've had there before.
That was a nice.
That was a crazy story.
That was a wild story.
But yeah.
Fuck.
Oh shit.
Okay, so we get back.
The blizzards.
Yeah, we get back.
Yeah, we had the blizzards.
Now we get back.
No, the blizzards, the taste.
The taste is terrible.
It's all just pretzels with a little bit of chocolate.
Yeah, you don't really taste of chocolate.
I was kind of bummed out, man.
No peanut butter in there, really.
It's just pretzels.
Like, I wouldn't get it.
The soft serve ice cream of vanilla, usually with the candies.
It doesn't really.
mix in well with it.
It's just kind of a bland.
It's not what you want to go for
if you're going for Derry Queen Blizzard.
Blas, you just hit a little emo move on that beanie.
You got that haircut I draped over, huh?
When I was a young boy.
What's your New Year's Resolution, Blossie?
Oh, no.
Everything different about somebody?
Yeah.
Like, oh, what's that New Year's Resi?
Hey, I see you, kid.
Getting that thing going.
See, we get back.
It is what it is.
Like, vibes would have been way higher with Caleb,
but it just, we were just dead at that point.
the wind was taking out of our sales.
I get a little,
I get a little studying in for the game.
I'm feeling like absolute shit.
I feel terrible.
I take all the medicine under the book.
I go to bed.
I think I'm going to wake up in the morning.
I'm going to feel like a million domestic.
I'm going to keep moving and get to this game and have a great time.
I legit thought up until 24 hours before that,
the game was on the first.
So I'm thinking,
I got a day buffer.
I thought,
oh,
I'm going to take all of the next day,
get going.
As we're going to the game,
the Arizona Bowl,
I like go up to you in my head.
You know the game's tomorrow?
And you're like, yeah, someone told me that.
And I thought you just knew.
Yeah.
I was telling you the day before.
Wrong date.
Yeah.
So I'm kind of panicking my head.
I'm like, dang, because I was going to take a whole bunch of time on the plane to do some studying and end up falling asleep.
It was, Will took first class.
Didn't let me have it.
ACL surgery.
Like, I had a lot to overcome on that flight.
There's a lot of adversity for me while also still having a fever.
I wake up in the morning.
I'm like, damn, how do I feel worse than I did yesterday?
Take my temp.
102.5.
That's not a radio station.
That's my fucking temperature.
that I have.
As I'm going to the game,
my voice is hoarse.
I feel awful.
But every man has their flu game.
Every man has an opportunity to be great when they don't feel great.
And I took that opportunity that day.
I will say there's been a lot of positive feedback on ESPN to Megacast for me.
I thought everything I said was absolute dog shit.
I thought I felt like a fucking idiot the entire time I was talking.
Every time I would say something,
I'm like, what do you mean?
Did you even say the correct words?
Because, you know, like the thing we talked about,
when you're feeling under the weather and you don't feel like yourself
and you're trying to still be yourself
you can feel that like the artifactual energy you're giving out to the world
oh brother what the minute the minute you like if i'd have been you
and called that third and seven and then they ended up scoring like protect the sticks
once that hits i'm like oh fucking juice i think i call like three of them boys
you and uh you and was an a q call because he said the plaques and you're like
take like a shot play action deep yeah because uh cole you guys called that one was talking about how uh
Michigan needs to run inside zone.
You run 335.
You need to run inside zone against that.
It should work, boom, boom, boom,
especially with the offensive line that Michigan has.
There's a turnover at midfield.
And Cole looks at me and goes,
what do you run in here?
And I know he wants me to say,
run an inside zone.
I'm saying take a shot immediately.
You have a quick turnover,
gray area or turnover on the 50-yard line
or in between the 240s.
You got to take a shot right then and there.
It's the same.
They basically ran the same exact play
that the Tennessee Titans ran
against Baltimore.
in 2019 in the divisional playoffs
to Khalif Raymond.
Copy cat league.
Copy cat league.
And legit, when that happened,
I was like, in my head, I'm like,
I literally thought, oh, I'm fucking Tony Romo.
I just did that shit.
It was crazy.
It was a cool.
And you had a nice presentation.
You're like, let's not talk about the results.
Let's talk about the process of the staff.
Oh, the staff.
Thank you.
Done, bro.
Yeah.
That really means a lot.
I meant the words I said.
I know, I know.
I meant the words I said.
I didn't know.
When I got done with the broadcast,
and I didn't see a text from you.
I had to go and say,
what did you think in our text messages?
I was like, damn, I must have not been.
It must have been what I thought it was garbage.
Well, because at times, like,
is entertaining as it is, too,
and it's also chaotic.
I'm not a big fan of always watching the Manning cast.
Like, I'm watching just to watch, like, you perform
and you were crushing it.
But also, like, you go to the other one
to where the announcers are just calling ball.
It's just an easier aesthetic.
Because I'll get caught up in, like,
listening and watching you guys so much,
and I'm not necessarily, like,
watching the game.
game really.
Yeah.
So when I went back and you're like how to do you, because that text was from halftime.
That was.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
But that's all, that's all that was.
Because I was playing that game in my head were like, damn, I'm hurting.
Like, I got to halftime and I was like, I have no idea I'm going to make it through 30 more minutes of this.
I was hurting so bad.
I'd be so exhausted after, like, because you're just having to be, you guys are having to be on for the entirety of the game.
Yeah.
I think if I was like, healthy, I would have, I would have felt fine because that was truly so much fun.
I thought AQ, Q, Q, Q,
and R.G. I think they did it an incredible job, but they made it so easy to go and do something
I've never done before, and they made it feel like this is not a job at all. They made it feel
like it was a blast. Oh, brother, you're born to do shit like that. It was a good fucking time.
I will say I was heartbroken, but I did like playing into my absolute bias of Michigan.
Because I asked him before, like, do I have to play this unbiased? Like, no. Like, you can be as
biased as possible. I legit was wearing what you see me in every day. Oh, I know. Yeah.
Oh, he didn't, all he changed was his t-shirt. Yeah.
She's wearing the vans.
The morning I woke up and I looked at like that,
the pants and the boots and all the things I was going to wear
to look a little more professional.
I was like,
I feel fucking terrible.
I was just like,
you know,
you're like literally talking to yourself in your room by yourself.
You're like, man,
I feel awful.
And I get a text from Colo.
He's like,
what are you wearing?
And I was like,
I have this,
but I am all about going casual.
It's like,
go casual because we're all doing this.
Archie already brought a suit,
but we're going to wear nothing.
That's cool.
So I was like,
that was a huge dub for the boy.
Huge dub.
that jacket got more pub than I did.
Fuck.
People love that jacket.
And it's like hilarious as like one of my cartoon outfits.
Like if it's cold outside,
jackets on.
So it was a cool time, man.
It was, it was awesome.
It was seeing those two teams,
Buddy, what a fucking game.
I think that's what really said it over the top too.
Like that game was easy to do because of how electric it was.
And the fact that Michigan almost came back down three scores.
Three scores.
Yeah.
I know.
I thought they were going to win it there at the end.
Bro, another dumb-ass thing, Michigan, too,
was running that Philly special on Fort Down.
I know.
And the first series, like, you're the,
you have the greatest off-to-line in college football,
possibly the greatest old line coach in the entire world,
two-time Joe Moore winning team.
Never been done before in college sports.
And you're going to run the Philly special with Loveland?
Yeah, that was tough, brother.
That was crazy.
I thought, well, they did a good job
making adjustments in the second half, obviously.
They're the best second-half team in the country.
Just was a little too late.
Yeah, it's late.
AQ made a nice call too
because Michigan went down and scored
and AQ was like, watch
TCU go score in four plays.
And then I said something like,
yeah, probably to Quentin Johnson.
And in three plays,
they threw a deep ball to Quentin Johnson
for a touchdown.
Crush, bro.
You did good.
You did really good.
I thought the whole crew did a great job.
I thought R.G was great too.
That man loves saying things
that almost on like curse words.
Like cheese and rice,
holy guacamole.
Holy guacamole.
He loves it.
But they were so much fun to be around.
Brutle.
What's that?
Garrett came up with the words cheese and rice.
All right.
Copy cat league.
It's the copycat league out here.
Man.
But yeah, dude, overall, very productive holiday season boards.
Where do you think you'd rank yourself of the poor guys?
Probably fourth.
Probably fourth.
Try to get some gotcha journalism.
Yeah.
Like, what you think, man?
No, I think it was cool to see like how much of a pro Cole and RG were because
Cole did a great job of like lulls in the game saying, hey, this is the down in distance,
this is where at this, so much time.
Like, he does a fantastic job getting us in,
getting us out of, like, commercial breaks.
And R.G was just a flood of knowledge.
He's already done, I think, two of Michigan's games and one of TCU.
So he already had, like, names, backstories on guys, did an amazing job.
I thought a hilarious, like, underrated little bit that Cole did
was every time there was a kick or a punt, he would give it to AQ
and make him, like, describe what was going on.
Yeah.
When AQ would just say the same thing every time, like, hey,
lace is up on the punt and make sure you drop it nice and flat.
like it kick it off.
I thought that shit was funny.
And then the little bit
when you guys would act like,
RG, what do you got here?
Yeah, that was also cool.
That was,
he did that too.
He did a good job, man.
You can definitely tell the element
that RG brings in that whole mix.
Yeah.
And then when he had to take off,
which wild, by the way.
Yeah, that was a crazy deal.
Mid game.
Answering a phone midgame.
Right.
He's like, boys,
I got a roll.
Yeah.
Because I didn't even know
what happened for a second.
Yeah, that was cool.
Yeah, he did a,
they were fantastic.
It was cool to be a part of it.
hopefully we can do that again someday.
That was awesome.
Should we do, is there anything else?
Should we do Shadow, No, Frayshadowed of the week, the first one of the year?
Do we have anything that we need to hit, uh, headline-wise?
Yeah, we do have TCU, Georgia coming up.
The actual playoffs.
We do guys.
All right, national championship prediction.
TCU versus the Georgia Bulldogs.
Do you want me to go first?
Do you want to go first?
You want to go first.
I need to think about it.
Okay.
Here, I'm going to tell you what I want to happen and what I think will happen.
obviously Will and I sat in front of you guys
obviously Will and I sat in front of you guys
and drew a line in the sand said
Big Ten is the greatest conference in the United States of America.
Two Big Ten teams are in the national championship run
and they both lose when they should have won.
Here's what I want to happen.
I want the Cinderella story for Max Duggan.
Duggan?
Max Duggan and the TCU Hornfrogs.
That hit no toad is the sole factor
why they even fucking won against Michigan.
That thing was messrs.
It had me in a trance a couple times during the game.
I think I want Max Duggett and the boys to go in and unseat the national, the defending national champion, Georgia Bulldogs.
Here's what I think is going to happen.
I think TCU got away with murder against the University of Michigan.
TCU across or Michigan across the board is a better team than TCU.
Michigan lost that game more than TCU won that game.
That is not my bias.
That is the reality.
I've already said you spot them 14.
and fumble on the goal line,
that's a 21 points swing right there.
That is something that Michigan lost.
TCU did not win.
They will lose to the Georgia Bulldogs
in this national championship.
I hope I'm wrong,
but I believe the Georgia Bulldogs
are going to be going to repeat
their national championship.
It was Bennett,
who's a fucking 40-year-old.
He's a loser.
That's Garrett, Alabama fan.
They're SEC boys.
You know how the SEC is.
They're all rivals.
Yeah.
I picked off Stetson Bennett back in 13, dude.
Did you?
He was still in the league?
He was still in college?
He was still in college.
You saw the clip?
Um, I'm right with the horn frogs, dude.
I'm with the horny dogs, boys.
I'm with the horny frogs.
I love the story.
I love Max Duggan.
I, like, I enjoy watching players.
It does, even though I do agree with Michigan lost that game more than TCU won it.
At the same, in the same breath, TCU took advantage.
They were very opportunistic.
anytime they could, you know, get a fumble on the goal line, march down and score.
They were very opportunistic.
I think if they play that way, the same outcome could happen.
TCU is like a good football team.
I'm excited to see Georgia.
They're a good football team.
I'm excited to see Georgia's defense try and stop TCU because Michigan was the top five defense.
Georgia's the top five defense.
And I think Ohio State humanized them a little bit.
Yeah.
I'm showing that they're not like unbeatable.
I don't think like, you know, the SEC, usually it's like Bama and Georgia and everybody else.
I feel like Bamma and Georgia this year is a lot more like there's a lot more.
what's the word that Nick Saban uses, parody.
There's a lot more parody in the college football landscape this year.
And I'm pulling for the Cinderella story, the TCU horny frogs, bro.
That, that, um, the defense 13, I'm fired up to watch them.
Because that little three, three, three, three, five, deal with that.
That little thing is confusing as fuck.
Confusing as fuck.
And the guy, the ends are playing four eyes, which is fucking ridiculous.
How do you have, keep the edge of a defense?
So defense end, it's like,
Five technique is on, like if I'm the left tackle,
five technique would be right here.
A four technique would be head up on me
and then on my inside shoulder would be a four eye.
And so they're playing a four eye.
Three backers,
they don't even play like outside.
They're like stacked back.
And then they have those five DBEs
that are just so fast getting downhill.
They play the perimeter so well.
It's like before the play starts on paper,
like visually, it's like run the fucking football
because they only got three down linemen.
And there's guys stacked five years.
yards deep. But bro, right when it starts and they're running the ball, they just, they get
downhill quick, man. Yeah, and they usually bring a fourth at the middle or something like that.
They usually end up with four guys in the line of scrimmage. But that nose tackle they have,
too, was given 55. It's very hard to pronounce his name, but he won the Remington and the
Outland Trophy at the University of Michigan. The fresh, the nose guard for TCU is a freshman,
and he was giving him fits. He was being stout in there. He was getting double teamed, obviously,
every single play it seemed like and he was holding his ground in there he's he's a good player
you need a hoss 30 in the middle yeah you just need a hoss there dude and yeah usually you get
your fourth lineman like he was talking about you can get it really from anywhere standing up whether
it's a backer up the middle somebody on the edge yeah um but yeah man it's it'll be interesting
i think it's like it's weird right seeing tc u go line up against georgia you feel like it's
two totally different styles of football but i'm excited to see like i want tc you to win
i want tc you to fucking win he's got some cats on offense that you know it took a
about NFL and shit like that, you'll get to see some good matchups, I feel like with Georgia.
And everything we said about the national championship is still for us to have.
We still have an opportunity to see the SEC get unseated.
It just might not happen to be in the Big Ten.
Right.
But I did put in three years in the Big 12th, so.
Georgia's 13.5 point favorites.
I know where I'm going on, bet the bus.
I don't bet, but if I was, I'd probably bet what Will's going to bet.
Because Will doesn't miss.
It's a couple over the weekend.
But that was just fun in games.
Yeah, you were just putting around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was just like, oh, I would wake up and back.
Man, I can, I can bet again.
So I'm like, let me see what I got on this app.
Didn't do a lot of homework.
Just decided to throw it out there to see what happens.
Exactly.
I lost on the Panthers.
Literally going into the fourth quarter,
it looked like I was about to go four and O.
Parlayed them all.
It was just a simple bet, just one bet parlay.
And lost on Carolina.
and then eventually, well, it's always eventually, right?
It's never, I was going for the under on the Chiefs game.
Was it Chiefs?
Who'd they play?
Chiefs Broncos, I was betting the under.
Oh, Russ was cooking.
I was betting the under on that one.
Yeah, because usually I saw a nice little tidbit out there
that anything that's 12 or plus in the spread,
usually it's an under game because the team might get out in front early
and then they're, you know, it's kind of slowing it down.
But I ended up losing those two.
But your boy hit on a nice little,
I forget what it was.
I told you about it, but I forget what it was.
Yeah, it was, I think it was the Barstow Bowl, wasn't it?
No, I didn't bet on that game.
I hit something that was nice.
You mean like, you did?
Yeah, I did well.
I put $500 on this parlay that ended up paying out like $2,400.
So I was, I talked numbers, but you guys don't know.
You guys should do the math.
All right, let's do some.
Shout, I don't know for shout out and tear talk.
Yeah.
Oh, one thing we should touch on.
We didn't even touch with the NFL very much.
at all, actually.
We just talked about your bets for a second.
Yeah.
Do the Jacksonville Jaguars take the crown as the AFC South champions this Saturday in Jacksonville, Florida?
I'll go first.
No.
Will.
I'm going to give the boys some Bolte board material because I know they're tier ones and they listen to this podcast.
Who's the boys?
Which boys?
Our boys or their boys?
Because everyone's for the boys.
Yeah, but the boys.
The two-tone of blue boys.
You know what I'm talking about.
But just not to piggyback and seem like we're standing in everything here.
Let me get this knee up real quick.
Go ahead, kid.
I think Jacksonville is going to be tough in the playoffs
because I do think they're going to beat the Tennessee Titans this weekend.
That's what my opinion is.
Braves, I'm sorry.
I know you're watching my face right now,
but I do think that the Jacksonville Jaguars are going to win.
You're going to finish off the year strong.
They're going to get in the playoffs,
and I think they'll be dangerous in the playoffs.
Another team that I think is going to be dangerous in the playoffs,
the Green Bay Packers.
I agree with that.
They're in a winning in game,
and they look fucking.
they look tough yesterday against the Minnesota.
You see them fingers moving on Aaron Rogers
playing that base? That boy looked good.
And you just know, like,
I watched a couple of his pressers
or I watched the presser of his, and you can just tell
like, you know, he's turning on. I think
all the boys are. Jair, is the Jair Alexander?
Yeah.
Dude, locked Justin Jefferson down.
Did the gritty on him.
He had, yeah, he had one reception, bro.
And it was fun to watch.
I watched that game just to watch that matchup.
It felt like an Odell,
O'Dell Beckham, Josh Norman matchup back in the day.
Like when you're, like, excited to watch them go at it
because they chirped each other earlier in the week.
Jair Alexander said, like, you know,
game one was a fluke when Justin Jefferson had put up all those stats on him.
He's like, game one was a fluke.
We're not good.
We have really good corners over here, me being one of them.
Justin Jefferson, I think, tweeted something and deleted his Twitter
a dare to before the game because everybody was talking about the matchup so much.
So they had like a little bit of back and forth going on.
They had a little bit of back and forth going on early in the week.
then they got to play.
So everybody, like, that's why I was watching the game.
And this dude, Jair was getting after it.
I'm talking, like, present the line of scrimmage,
like, right when the ball was hiked,
right when the ball was snapped,
he'd, like, go up and jam him.
Dude, it was fucking nuts.
And he looked, it's like he wanted to smoke the whole game,
which you love to see in a corner.
Like, when you know your corner,
because that's, like, the hardest position to play, period.
He's a left tackle, yeah, absolutely.
I think that's very debatable.
I think corner, I would say corner than left tackle,
in my professional opinion.
Yep.
What do I know nine years in the league?
Um, whoa, what, what is that?
Pyrt Squad one year.
What does that mean?
You're trying to take my practice squad year or what?
Putting it, paying my, paying my dudes on practice squad?
What do you know about practice squad, big dog?
I don't know shit about practice squad.
I know you don't.
Exactly.
But you're saying that's not an earned year.
Like, that's not a year.
You're like not kind of...
You expect a year in the lead that year.
So you're trying to, you're trying to say like, I got eight to your nine is what you're
trying to come up with.
Is that what you're trying to do?
You're about to have eight to my 10, homie.
Are you playing it?
You plan for sure?
Huh?
I have 10.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You had 10.
Year 10 was there.
It was there.
I was called A.
I don't disagree with that, but I was there.
I was there.
I was there.
I'm with you.
Touch me.
Don't fucking point that bad at me.
You tried to say in eight years?
That's fucking crazy.
That's crazy.
And that's just the way the cookie crumbles, buddy.
That's just how it is.
You don't think, you think your practice squad of your counts?
Absolutely.
All right.
You're trying to say that you can't roll in the practice squad year.
You can say I play nine years in late.
I play like that practice squad year, week 17, one tack long kickoff, got activated.
I just didn't get three credited games.
So I played in a game in 2013.
That's crazy.
That's crazy that you're trying to steal year eight.
Here's what-La-Luan is officially trying to steal year eight and I will not sleep until I find my revenge in some way.
It's going to be a long 20-23, brother.
The insecure ones are always so loud.
The insecure ones are always so loud, dude.
Listen, you were on Pryd of Squad your first year.
You got nine years in the league.
You spent nine years in the league.
No.
And you had year 10.
You had your 10.
Trust me, I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
We have.
We're literally on camera right now.
You'll have it forever.
I heard the eight.
I said eight.
I heard the eight.
I heard the eight.
Don't try to say nine.
I know you said eight, but I'm saying don't say nine now.
I don't want to hear nine.
We should be saying 10.
I know it's 10.
You were trying to say eight.
Don't.
You're trying to say eight.
You're trying to say eight, dude.
Look at that.
Uh-oh.
Someone's working out with two wins.
Or three and oh, or something.
Take the tape.
Blas knows my end.
Hey, for real,
every time Will and I do wrestle, he wins.
What the real news story should be is
fucking Will Compton attacks a victim of an ACL injury.
My fucking hat go.
That was 11 weeks ago, or 12 weeks ago, bro.
That was 12 weeks ago, you're right.
He's fucking...
trying to do.
Fucking
whatever I can.
It smells like
butthole on your finger.
You've been fingering dudes?
Yeah, I've been fingering.
You've been fingering dudes.
I can get this fucking thing figured out.
Boss, go fix this shit.
Oh, bro.
You guys can tell that we've been working out,
dude, two days.
Anyways.
Yeah, you're on P-Squot for a year.
Yeah.
Oh, I know.
I'm proud of that B-squad here.
You're so lucky I couldn't get up.
You could get up.
I chose not to get up because my knee.
I got another year to play.
Because I can't.
You need to get that 10th year.
Huh?
You need to get that 10th year.
Why?
Because we're both at night.
I can only do what the fuck I want to do.
I don't need to do nothing.
No, I'm saying you should.
Huh?
I'm saying you should.
If I want to, I'll play.
That's hot, yeah.
Where should I go play?
Wherever you want.
What landing spot?
Do you want me to go play in the NFL next year?
Las Vegas Raiders.
Done.
so I'm going to where?
Is Tom going to Vegas?
I'm going to have to come out of retirement.
David Ziegler.
David Ziegler, GM for the Raiders,
my high school counselor.
I'll go to a winner.
That's if I want to.
You can't anymore.
I could if I, listen,
if I fully separated from Busson and everything else,
I'd be able to.
Except for that one piece of paper you couldn't give out.
I would separate from Bustin.
I would literally become my own entity.
Like I would be just a normal,
it would be, hey, there's Will Compton again.
There's no connection to nobody.
That's all it came down to with year 10.
I know. I know.
Yeah. Yeah.
You think you won that?
What's up?
You think you won that little spat?
No, not at all, brother.
You did good. You were strong.
Thanks.
I'll tell you what, when I did get in the way of him today,
your boy's weak as fuck right now.
Yeah, I felt that with the wrist control you were trying to have.
That's the finger.
It's always something.
It's always got to be something.
You're in dude's buttoes.
Dude.
Hey, I do want to ask.
What I want to start our first podcast?
I do want to ask this.
What are your thoughts on Tibido?
Tibido doing the Snow Angel next to Matt Ryan.
Well, he's hurt.
Matt Ryan was laying there hurt.
I don't know if he probably didn't notice he was hurt.
Oh, Nick Fawles.
I thought it was Matt Ryan.
Yeah, what did you think of Tibido laying down doing Snow Angels next to?
I think if he knew it's a scumbag move, but if he didn't know, then it's no harm
no foul.
Yeah.
What Nick ended up hurting anyway?
He's fucking dick, dude.
I guarantee that was a dick injury.
Because even when he's doing the Snow Angel, you see him kind of glanced for the right
for a second.
Oh, if he glanced, hey, that's not cool.
I feel like he did see it.
And now, in his presser afterwards, or when they were interviewing him, he said he didn't
notice because he was in the moment.
I can believe, like, I can believe that.
But then he continued to go to the sideline and do the night night.
He continued to do the night night thing on the sideline.
Here's my only thing.
I am not like
you either see it
and you stop doing it
because you realize somebody got hurt
and blah blah blah right
there's two ways to go about this
you either do that
or you got to go full on villain
just straight
just being the presser and say
no yeah
perfect person become the villain too
being in the end
like just be the villain
just playing to it
yeah I don't give a fuck
I got a sack
I'm trying to celebrate with the boys
but yeah I get what you're saying
because dude came over
he started they started like trying
he's just started like
try to get him to life right
or was that am I thinking
somebody else
or they're patting them or something.
They came up and gave a hand like, hey, get up.
Like, hey, get up thing.
Yeah, then you spat the hand away.
You get up and go to the side, start doing the night-night thing.
And then you just play the villain.
At what point in the game was that?
Fourth quarter?
I'm not sure.
I just saw the highlight.
I was like, oh, fuck, that is wild.
Because I saw our page tweet it with a laugh face.
I was like, fuck, I don't know if he should be doing a laugh at all the boys getting hurt.
Is K. Von Tavito having a good year?
He is.
His stats aren't really showing it, but it's like
he does have like a big effect on the game.
That makes sense.
Because I will say I'll go on record saying,
I thought he was going to be a massive bust.
I saw him play the year before or not play the year before.
It was Oregon versus Ohio State,
and he wasn't playing that game.
He had a bunch of chains on glasses on the sideline.
I thought this fucking guy is going to be a bust.
I'll enjoy was excited to play in week one.
Because I thought he was going to be like,
oh, I got to the league, I'm good now.
But if he's having a good year,
I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
Good for him.
Happy for him.
That, I don't know.
The whole Snow Angel thing, who cares?
Hopefully, big dick, Nick's all right.
Hopefully it's not a huge injury.
Can we look that up real quick?
Like, what the deal is with that?
I just wish you would have played into the villain role.
Yeah.
I personally think he,
I think he didn't know at first,
and then he saw him down,
but he could have probably just thought he was winded.
He's still just celebrating.
But then you got to know,
but then you continue to go to the sideline,
the night night thing.
You already knew the dude got hurt then.
I would just, I would love to see a villain just emerge in the NFL
and just start talking crazy.
Like, not give a fuck.
I think people would eat that up, dude.
I'm eating it up right now.
Matt Ryan third on the depth chart.
That's a tough look.
Carded?
Play the clip.
Okay, got that sack because he got ran free.
He'll slide to the right.
Where's that tackle going?
Go play it back again.
Oh, it's a five-man protection.
Oh, he hurting bad.
Oh, he fucking squirming.
Was that the end of it?
I don't know how the Colts do their past protection,
but that tackle should have stayed on that end
as long as he could before that backer came.
Is that Dennis out there?
Oh, is that Dennis?
I hope it is.
Let's go back.
Is that Dennis?
No, that ain't Dennis.
Oh, no.
It's too athletic.
dude just takes a couple steps back oh no he's way too athletic to be Dennis way too mobile
um now we got another NFL question before we move on yeah we got will Derek Carr's situation
oh yeah we kind of were talking about that when we were finding Arizona they did uh I think they did
Derek wrong I think the Raiders organization did Derek wrong with that one I think uh no matter
how you slice it yeah you can look at his some of his stats objectively or some of the moments he's
had this year where he's thrown a pick or whatnot like I know it's one of his
it's one of those years where it's not his norm.
Usually he's thrown for $4,000 plus, like all the time.
I want to say there was a stat the other day.
Like, he's going to be however old he is, right?
I don't want to fucking butcher.
Like, it's like somewhere from 29 to 31.
But if he continues on his route,
there's only like 15 or 16 quarterbacks of all time
who have reached 35,000 passing yards,
all of them except like a few, like a handful,
who will eventually be Hall of Famers.
They're all in the Hall of Fame.
I just think the sweat equity and the leadership,
the person and the guy Derek Carr has been
not only on the football field for that organization,
off the field as well.
Like, I think he, he's been their guy.
They just extended them this past year,
doubling down, hey, you're our guy.
We're going to get guys around you, blah, blah, blah.
And I get that it hasn't been an overachieving year
or a standard year for what they had on paper to go into it.
But listen, he's had six different head coaches.
He's had six different guys.
in that room in his nine-year career.
And to basically make that move,
I think you're just trying to show that it's all on him.
Also, there is business involved.
I know they're basically saying we're going to deal him
at the end of the year in that quick window
from end of the season to probably, what, March, maybe?
March 14th is the nearly the year.
They're going to try to deal him.
And if he were to get hurt,
they would owe him like $30 or $40 more million,
so they don't want him to be injured.
So I do get that.
I get that aspect if they know they're going to
deal him. But I think the way it all went down, I think it's just unfortunate because I think
very highly of Derek. I feel like he's, the representation of him as a Oakland and Las Vegas
Raider throughout his nine-year career has been, you know, high enough in such a way to where it's
like it shouldn't go down that way. So it's tough. It's tough. Like it's just a cold business at
the end of the day. Like that's just business. Like it just is what it is. They clearly want to deal him
and trade him so I get there like, well, let's not play him.
So that way he doesn't get hurt to where they might get stuck in that 30 or 40 extra million.
But you almost would appreciate if they said that versus we're benching Derek Carr.
We're not going with Derek Carr.
We're going with, what's his name?
Who played a hell of a game, by the way.
He played very fucking good, which I'm sure is trading controversy and even arguing out there.
That's fine.
That just is what it is.
But the way of him saying we're going to go with Jared, Derek, we both, we all.
all agreed that he wouldn't come to the facility of the next two weeks, like for that to be
the message to the media, I think it's just wild. Because it's like, look, you know you're
going to move on. If you know you're going to move on, just say it, hey, there's business
things that get involved, let the reporters figure that out. But you can just say, like,
we're not benching him just fully because of the play because that's what they're basically
showing. I don't know how, it's a tough situation. I don't know how accurate this would be,
but they said if you swap places with Derek Carr with Jimmy Garoppolo,
like his win percentage would be astronomical based on the points per game that he scored
versus Jimmy Garoppolo did because he had a solid defense.
I was going to say another thing too, I was telling Taylor, like,
in his nine-year career, overall, the Raiders have been like 30-second defense.
There could be a smaller sample size, like maybe it's the last five or six years,
but they've been 30-second defense.
Like, I get that you feel like he might not be the guy.
That's fine.
But to make it seem like it's because of his play that we're not winning
and not say anything else about it or not going to depth about it,
I think sucks for Derek because he's not going to speak out.
Like the type of guy he is, like he's not going to be out in the open,
you know, talking about it or act like he's complaining or because that's what you do.
If he were to take to any outlet to say why he's not going in the last two weeks
and try to get out in front of him from his shoes,
they've already put the messaging out there to where it would look like he's coming off
as somebody who's complaining or it's just, it's a shitty situation.
But I feel like they did D.C. dirty with how it all went down.
If the Raiders called next year, would you go?
I mean, probably.
Yes.
We're getting that Super Bowl, baby.
No, I'm just kidding.
If the Raiders called next year, would I go?
I don't know.
Are you playing for the Raiders?
Hypothetically?
If you were hypothetically playing for the Raiders in this situation.
You're 100% gone.
And I got a deal.
Absolutely, I would go.
The boys in Vegas?
Are you fucking kidding me?
be a package deal
package deal only you would have the
leverage to do that only we would have the leverage
do that for sure for sure but I'm saying
nine years but I'm saying
but I'm saying the way
you know if we if we remember right
last year a couple years ago we had this
scenario would you give up a million dollars for me to be on the team
yeah you said no then
yeah now it's you you would be
on the same team if we were a package deal
it's like okay Taylor obviously the circumstances
are way different now yeah I got the back
we're good we're playing now
You had the bag, though.
You had the bag.
The bag was being delivered.
But the bag was, yeah, like the bag was there.
I feel like there's a lot of Titans fans listening to this right now
being like, what the fuck is he saying?
Just talk about your top five places you'd want to play it.
How five places I would play?
Tell five places I would play football.
With Will or by myself?
He said with Will or by myself.
Oh, do two lists.
Do one by yourself and one with Will.
With Will, I would play for all 32 teams
Except for
Yeah, Buffalo's good
This is all hypothetical, by the way, folks
Sure
Yeah, I probably wouldn't
I probably wouldn't play for the Jets
If I really was going to go into free agency
If I get cut after this year, I'm like, okay, I'm going to play another year
I would look at it like I did in college
Like I didn't go to UCLA because I don't like their uniforms
I wouldn't go to the Jets because I don't like their uniforms.
I wouldn't go to the Jets because I don't like their
uniforms.
I wouldn't want to play for the Jet Team.
Raiders would be a team I would be interested in.
Arizona would be a team I'd be interested in.
I think L.A. Rams is a team I'd be interested in.
You also got who's got who, too.
Did you go to Buffalo?
Yeah, we were just talking about that.
Kansas City?
Yeah, I probably go to Kansas City.
I don't know.
I would go to a place that's not playing the Titans.
Kansas City would be...
In the regular season, for sure.
Yeah, Kansas City would be a move.
That would be cool.
For the boys too.
A lot of Husker fans, Kansas City fans.
Really?
If we can get it done?
All of Husker Nation, they pull for the Kansas City Chiefs.
We'd be living a hell of a life out there in Kansas City.
We're, okay.
Is it the barbecue?
It'd be a lot easier if you just gave the top five teams we would go to.
Oh, wow.
Well, you see you switch it on me right now.
I know, I'm switching on you because I'm thinking to myself, damn, I haven't thought about that.
I think L.A. would be cool because Neil Ellis Josh is their doctor.
He's a fucking.
hopefully my dad someday.
I think Sean McVeigh is a fucking stud.
And I think it would be a lot of fun there too.
May I'd be cool.
They have Tehran Armstead.
I think Green Bay would be sick.
Green Bay would be cool.
Dave Boktiar, though.
Oh, yeah, I guess, yeah.
I thought you wanted me to do a list.
I probably wouldn't go to Minnesota.
Why not Minnesota?
I don't want to live in Minnesota.
They have cool-ass uniforms, though.
And their fans go hard.
Yeah, they do go hard.
All right. Minnesota's back on the, Minnesota's back on the table.
It's call.
Chicago?
Billy?
No, I want to go to Chicago.
Billy would go hard.
Billy would love me, then hate me, then love me again.
What about Washington?
Homecoming?
You wouldn't do a homecoming with a boy?
I would do a homecoming for you.
I'd go playing Washington for a year for you.
Might be all we need.
That's it.
All the teams listening are like, so we might have a sure.
shot of Taylor if we just get Will.
He counts zero against the calf, right?
What I want to know.
Bottom three paid guy.
Here's what I really, I want to know this.
I want to know what teams are interested in me as a tight end
after I get cut from the Titans.
Then that's when things will really spice up.
I think we should make tape.
I think we should go.
I can't run again for another six weeks, four weeks.
Well, that's a month.
That's fine.
You got to get some tape on you.
I'll go to tight end you this year.
I'll go to tie.
He definitely should have said longer.
You said four weeks.
I, what week am I right now?
I'll be 12 weeks on Thursday,
11 or 12 weeks on Thursday.
Whenever you're healthy, we got to, we got to make a cut up.
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Yeah, I'll be, I'll be the quarterback.
Yeah.
No, you be the linebacker.
And then just let me do what Jerry did you.
Yeah, but, but then if we did that,
they might not be willing to take both of us.
Yeah, yeah.
Because if I go play tight end, then we're looking at a completely different situation.
Right.
Especially the teams are like, oh, like if the teams are like, oh, we can't use
him as tight in. Look at his routes. Oh, this dude can't cover him as a tight end. Neither of them.
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to get, you know, we got to get, we just need to have you running routes on air.
Five teams. Go. I feel like we were kind of just saying the teams. Top five? You're top five.
Raiders. I knew that would be number one. San Francisco.
Trent, Trent Williams. I'm not playing right tackle.
Why would he be done? Why would he be done?
Yeah, but why not play right tackle and just win the whole thing?
thing.
Because if I play right tackle, we're going to lose the whole thing.
What about left guard?
No.
Tight end.
Yes.
Yeah, but he could be like jumbo tight end.
Play like three snaps a game?
Exactly.
We both be playing three snaps a game.
Well, I probably would be.
Never know.
I would not play for Houston, Indianapolis, or Jacksonville.
Dallas.
Yeah.
That'd be hard.
That's tough, though, with Washington.
But either way, Dallas.
I think, uh, Raiders.
Vegas.
Niners, Dallas, Philly, Chiefs.
What about Arizona?
But I think I'd switch them up a little bit, too.
Like, that's just a five.
Like, on the teams right now, did I say, yeah, I said Niners.
Taylor doesn't want to go to the Niners.
Niners would be a good one to play for.
They had cool uniforms too.
Packers are in there, too.
Lockediari.
Yeah, eight minutes ago, Jim Harbaugh was expected to leave Michigan for the NFL.
No fucking way.
impending if a team offers him a job.
So maybe this is where the team gets put in a place.
But no for you, Taylor.
He's gone.
He's gone.
Gone officially, but if they, that's, it's...
Jim Harbaugh's gone, dude.
And you know what that means.
You know what that means.
Down years from Michigan are on the horizon.
Why would you leave in the best situation?
Exactly what we talked about.
That's exactly what we talked about.
Nebraska.
Damn.
Man, bro. Hardball's gone.
Not officially yet.
Oh, my God.
That would be fucking so bad.
What do you think?
Like, you know, emotional, give the most emotional take you can give right now.
Since I was at Michigan, all everybody wanted was Harbaugh.
If he leaves, who the fuck do you go get?
Who do you get?
Bo Polini?
No.
Bo Polini.
Imagine Bo Polini at the University of Michigan.
Urban Meyer.
Not a whole lot of dollars.
denim and blonde hair and Arbor.
Urban can probably get away of there.
That sucks, man.
That fucking sucks.
I think it's telling, too,
because it's not like you guys had a top 10 recruiting class
for being like a top...
I had the number one transfer portal, though.
Had the number one transfer portal class.
So, something to think about.
Why do you guys get in the portal, though?
I usually plan.
No, there's been ballers that get in.
Smaller school.
It's been balling.
Want to go to bigger school.
I don't think so.
We got that linebacker from Nebraska.
He didn't make the cut for us.
He had to get up out of there.
Damn, bro.
You saw the stats, but new.
I can't get those.
That's only keep an eye on.
Let's hurry up and...
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's do.
Oh, shout out Ryan Reynolds.
No free shout out.
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Uh, shout, a no free shout out.
Is that what we should do?
The Broncos have reached out to Jim Harbaal.
That's a good move.
Smart move.
Would you play Denver?
When do we go to Denver?
Yes.
That'd be a team worth looking into.
Will we go to Denver?
Yeah.
Yeah, they have cool uniforms.
I didn't really watch football at all growing up, but I love John Elway and the Broncos.
Yeah.
What's that?
Good.
Do you go train in there?
Yeah, think of what the lungs will be like after.
Give me three weeks in that place, dude?
Us.
Us.
Give us three weeks.
Now for one of our, one of our four.
favorite segments are shout-out no-free shout-up Blossie. I know you got something back there.
It's been two weeks. Deliver us some nice hot heat of a shout-out.
My shout-out this week's probably not what you guys think it's going to be. Yes, I am wearing a
San Francisco championship t-shirt, but that's not what this shot out is going to be.
My shout-out goes to Jersey Jerry. And the reason why I'm going to shout-out Jersey Jerry
is because I went on like a little binge watch of his Jerry fragrance segment. And I'm like
gonna lie. I made an Amazon list of some of those fragrance that he requested, the affordable ones.
And I can't wait to get my first one in the mail, but shout out to Jersey Jerry for putting me on to some new fragrances.
Wow. Wow. All right. What do you got, Jackie Boy?
When you're older, well, shout out, my shout out every shout out is when you're getting older, Christmas presents didn't change.
And my shout out and every shout out goes to the presents that are very useful as an adult.
It's not, you know, like the toys or like a nice sweater.
It's some whatever it is.
And I got, it's not a Roomba, but it's like similar to that.
It's one of those cleaning robots.
It's like does this 3D map of your house and it sweeps, it mops.
And all of a sudden I'm like setting it up the day after Christmas and I'm looking at it.
I'm like, this is fucking it.
Like we've made it.
That's awesome.
You know, I basically got my own butler now.
So shout out to when you're getting older, the gifts that actually help you out in your day to day life.
Outstanding shout out.
So this isn't more of a, this is not a Christmas.
gift type of shout out uh this happened a couple weeks ago while we were uh doing like the
what i forget what we were doing but we is when we went to habachi when you get you get like say
you order too many too much food and you want to save some for later you get at that leftover box
time to go you walk out like oh shit i forgot my leftover box but then your boy this is jp
comes back he's like yeah you forget something has your left over a box for you and you can save it
you can have that meal for the next day.
So my shout-out, I know for your shout-out goes to that person
that grabs your leftover box when you forget it.
Did you do that really?
I did something for you.
Yeah, I forget what it was, though.
I don't know.
There was one opposite.
That is a good move.
That was waiting for Will to leave his wallet at dinner that one time.
And we're like, oh, he's going to forget it.
And we were going to grab it, let you sweat a little bit.
So the opposite of that.
But that is a good move.
That's a good move for the boys.
JP?
Not a boys move is not going with your boys
When you say you're gonna go with them
Yeah my shoutout no free shout out
This is sad
It goes to these bonds you have with certain things
And it makes it hard to say goodbye
And I don't know if you guys have noticed
But I have new shoes
Oh boy
Got that fucking heat
In my old shoes we saw a lot
We stormed fields
We went to new states
You keep them?
Of course.
Yeah.
I brought them to the bus.
I don't know where they...
Never smell them.
They probably smell.
But yeah, so shout-out.
No free shout-out to my shoes.
My old shoes.
Love that.
My shout-out, no-free shout-out,
is going to be around my Christmas break.
I went to Disneyland, which was sick.
But my shout-out is going to be
when you conquer fears.
I'm not going to lie.
Never been a huge roller coaster person.
But now I think I'm addicted.
Oh.
I love that.
There was two roller coasters that used to be called Screaming California.
Now it's like the Incredibles or whatever, but it's got a loop.
Sometimes that shit is...
You can shoot you out fast, too.
Absolutely.
But that loop, I was like, I don't know about going upside down.
For real.
I don't know about that.
You go to Universal?
No.
We went to Disney Lane.
Yeah.
And then the other one is like the Tower of Terror.
Now it's Guardian's Galaxy.
Love the Tower.
It changed it from Tower Terror.
So the mission's really cool.
We rode the Tower Terror like eight times.
Yeah, that shit was fun.
The mission for the Guardians of the Galaxy one's cool.
But conquering those fears,
and I was with my girlfriend and her family,
so I had to hide that shit.
Yeah.
But, yeah.
So shout out conquering fears.
Well, and I had to...
Why is Gary getting quiet all of a sudden?
We're getting close to the ride.
That's exactly.
I asked her little brother.
I'm like, hey, tell me a little bit about this.
And he's pretty good.
He's like, you'll just have to find out.
Oh, no.
You'll just have to find out.
Really?
What you got?
My shoutout, no free shoutout, goes to
shitting in your hotel room.
There's nothing like the privacy of your own hotel room
and you finally go take a nice two.
Sometimes you might get fully unclosed.
You might just get naked and go sit on that thing.
Legs wide a little bit.
No, door open.
Just knowing like it's your sanctuary.
So my shout out knows free shoutout goes to
taking that too in your hotel.
room.
That was a good one.
Thank you.
I tried to shit in Wells Hotel.
That hotel room he was talking about.
Yeah, he did try to shit in my hotel room.
I said, let me shit in here, but because my car got magnetized.
I couldn't get in there.
My shout-out, no free shout-out is changing over learning new things in the past five
minutes.
And that's to following things through.
Sometimes you do something and it doesn't go the way you want.
Sometimes you do things twice thinking you're going to have a different result and it
doesn't go the way you want.
But if you just stick with it.
and keep fighting the good fight,
eventually you're going to get what you want.
So my shoutout,
no free shout out to Jim Harbaal is.
Just see it through.
Wow, we're battle cry for Harbaugh to stay.
We're in panic mode.
I was going to say Harbaul,
but then I glanced over and that mouth was wide the fuck open.
I was like, oh, he has no idea.
I had no clue what you're saying.
I see two talk.
Tier talk.
Tier talk.
Do we have another ad?
No, I think we're light.
Yeah, we're light.
We're light in the first month.
Crazy.
I think she sent a email.
And she sent an email talking about that would be light in the first month.
Oh, you're talking about you.
We don't have to explain ourselves in this podcast.
Right, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
We don't got to be a fucking banger.
We're on the way up, boys.
Yeah.
Look at your phone real quick.
I sent you a text about Jack.
We're going to have to talk about that.
You're coming here in a little bit.
Dude.
You really get mad when I said that?
I didn't here's what so I got I got
I felt the type of way because I heard you say it on PMT the other day too
and I was like why would he say eight years
and then when you just doubled down on it I'm like
he's really leaning into this eight year thing
bro you play nine years I was fucking with you
but god damn no no no no no oh no it's over
yeah you definitely like
oh you made my list you made my 23 enemy list
I hope so because you made mine
I'm going to make an enemy list with just one, Taylor Luan.
Bro, the best part, you can make an enemy list about your enemy list.
I was like number 10, the number four.
And you could also make your enemy list, IES.
J.P. got them.
You could also make an enemy list, it can make your enemy list for IES.
Because anytime something, a word ends-A-E-D-A-S.
That could be I-E-E-D-S for sure.
Anytime there's a Y-S at the end and it's supposed to go to an I-E-E-S,
you never, you just always put Y-E-S.
apostrophe as yeah did you not realize you didn't think i did number four on purpose i think there's a
lot of history out there that would that would that would that would justify me thinking like you did not
me to do that how about the how about the history of when i showed you that list and i said do you think
it's funny i left out number four and you know how that we were in the car on the way to the
airsona bowl you didn't say nothing like that i never even saw that list until got to the internet
i want to get this man's cat scan dude someone with that head i literally said that to you now you're coming
at my head.
Okay.
Come on at my head now.
The tear talk this week is going to be New Year's resolutions.
I think we've talked about it.
I think there's a God tier.
What's your number one?
Get jacked?
Yep.
Yeah.
Okay.
So God tier is get jacked.
Which we're following through this year.
Oh, 100%.
You know what we should do after this?
After this, we should take before and after picture.
Yeah. I'll send the boys I was going to get a newspaper. Find it with the date on it and do it kind of like the Slim Fast challenge.
Yeah. Or like those old challenges back in the data where your parents would be sitting in there holding the newspaper.
That's what we should do with whitey tides on. Dude, my dad used to have Slim Fast in his refrigerator and I would go there and drink like all four of the cans for like a meal.
It tastes a good. You're delicious. Bro. Some fasts were so good. Especially when they're cold. Yes. Fire.
Yeah, bro. Fire. We can do that. We need to get Whitey Tides.
All right. We'll do it.
next week.
You got to do it tomorrow.
Okay, tomorrow.
Because when we do it, that's when it's going to...
Because everybody listening right now, they're already...
They're in the know.
They know it's going to kill us, too.
Because I was looking in the mirror earlier today, and I was like, God damn.
Oh, my ass is gone.
That's all right.
I mean...
It makes a story that much better.
No question.
Trust me.
Tear talk.
You'll see that body.
New Year's Rezzie.
JP, back of the bus.
Go ahead, start it off, brother.
We do have an honorable mention this week, and it goes to your trap.
The traps are key.
Whenever you have a nice t-shirt,
you like when people can kind of see.
They're like, that guy, he's a little stacked.
Tier 3, we got tear drops.
Y'all can't see it, but the camera,
if the camera was, you know, got to show him up.
You got to show them up, baby.
This right here.
Hey, it's a New Year's resolution.
That ain't a resolution.
That's a solution right there, baby.
It's done.
Tier 3 is the tear drops, tier 2, triceps, clearly.
Tier 1.
Are you looking at yourself on his monitor?
Just making sure.
Making sure it looks how it did this morning at the gym.
And then tier 1, curls get the girls, biceps.
That is our tier talk for our New Year's resolutions.
Buys, tries, improving it all, yes.
One word.
Jack.
Perfect
With the God tier
Being jacked
All right
Well it's your New Year's resolutions
My New Year's resolutions
My Tier 3
Nice set of shoulders
I feel like you gotta get a nice set of shoulders
Like that fit into that T-shirt
Because sometimes
You might not be working those abs
Might not be right just yet
But if you got some good broad shoulders
It makes you look a little more
Yeah I guess you need a little bit of chest with that too
But we're going to start with shoulders
My tier two, my tier two is going to be a good back.
You have a good back, dude.
Dude, back is the new chest.
You know what I'm saying?
You get a good back.
You get that little subtle V.
You get that little indentions like it's like the great plains,
like some little hills and mountains on your back.
You're feeling nice.
When Taylor went to look, no for me.
Yeah.
Great plan is just flat.
Yeah.
The planes, you know, the fucking, you guys learned in social studies back in the day.
What's that little thing called the plateaus?
You build them, too, like on the maps?
Yeah.
You remember that?
Construction paper?
Yeah, I remember.
Absolutely.
But anytime Taylor's giving me a good back compliment, those are probably my favorite compliments.
He's got a phenomenal midback.
His midback is his second best quality.
What's my first?
Those cheeks.
You got a great ass.
Hey, and you touched it the other day, too, in the airport, and it was, I even felt the jigsla.
I gave him a little pat, and I kept walking at Will Goes.
You felt that, though, didn't you?
Yeah.
Damn.
My tier one is going to go to a little bit of a curve ball, getting your budget right.
Because if you don't have your budget right, then you can't buy them supplements to feed them muscles.
So my tier one is going to be to be the budgeting, getting your budget right for themselves.
Getting jacked, but it's God tier.
Getting jacked, but all eyes on Jack 2023.
All eyes.
All eyes on it.
Um, hyphenated, lost me.
Still taking shots.
But a tougher podcast for us.
Eight years, my brain is going to shit.
Fucking lost.
You don't remember me talking about number four.
That is.
That, hey, if that's true, that is, that's bad all.
That's a bad look for me.
I think there's no one there to.
I almost take a sip of this.
But like, like I said, there's enough history of me being forgetful.
like I can be like, oh, yeah.
I do remember you giving me that list.
Yeah.
I don't remember the comment.
All right.
My tier three.
No, let's hear them one words back there.
Juiced.
Sculpted.
Huge.
Huge dick.
Vascular.
Oh.
Shredded.
But I lost you.
The budgeting part, I was like,
you got to get that coin right.
You got to get that coin right.
by themselves.
That's what I'm saying.
I guess that's me then.
All right.
My tier three is going to go
towards something that I think is overlooked
quite a bit.
And that's a neck.
I think when that thing peers out of that crew neck,
it's just looking, you can turn to the left or right.
Obviously, you're not seeing a whole lot right there,
but you get that nice little dent.
A little sculpted dent on the side.
The fact that this is New Year's resolution tier talk,
and we're all just fucking talking about getting swole.
That is my,
That is my tier three.
My tier two, I'm going to clump two of yours together, and I'm going to say arms.
I think when you're thinking about getting jacked, if you're just getting in the gym,
what do you think?
You're not thinking about anything else other than how do I look when my t-shirts on.
And they have good arms of a nice fitting t-shirt.
It's going to take you a long way.
My tier one is going to go to when that shirt comes off in the middle of July.
Or May, that weather's broke
It's finally getting warm
It's your first pool day
You walk out, they see in the shirt
They see the arms, they see the neck
But then you take the shirt off
And that core is showing
The summer body
So my tier one's gonna go towards the abdominals
And that's my tear time
Here is work
Oh, you like, tight
Unobtainable
Oh, Jesus Christ
Fuck
Yee
Hyphenated
cum gutters
What the fuck?
Yoked
Oh, I had no idea
What kind of gym is jack?
Just the sitting in the steam room
You fucking go to there
I said yoked
Or
Vaney
That let you down?
I mean
The anticipation for it was so much
I think regardless
I know you want to me to see me swing
My swords and my
whatever it's called
there's that brain again
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