Bussin' With The Boys - Boys of Summer
Episode Date: July 13, 2020Recorded: July 7, 2020 The Boys are back again, and they're riding solo for this one. On today's episode, Will and Taylor open it up by shouting out a couple of the billionaire athletes of the world, ...and Taylor calls a BIG TIME future guest. Next up, The Bus is divided on who has the best fast food burger, and a debate forms on a what-if boxing match between LeBron and The Baddest Man On The Planet, Mike Tyson. The Boys then break down a couple of the newest NFL contracts, and they offer their submissions for The Washington Redskins' new team name. Will & Taylor close it out by announcing their endorsement for the upcoming presidential election, and Intern Jack reads some of the best pod reviews of the week. Another week, another HEATER from The Boys. Enjoy! ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Website: https://www.bussinwtb.comFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey guys, it's us
The Jonas Brothers.
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We invented a podcast?
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We're the first people to do podcasts.
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Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is, getting a racist statue removed.
And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is, getting a new one put up in its place.
I'm Akila Hughes, and Rebel Spirit Season 2 is about both of those things.
As I was watching these statues come down, I was thinking about what it meant that I grew up in a majority black city,
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Your 20s can be so exciting, but they can also be really overwhelming, confusing, and honestly, just kind of lonely.
May is Mental Health Awareness Month, and the psychology of your 20s is breaking down the science behind the biggest roadblocks we face.
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Welcome to Bustin with the Boys.
My name is Tara Luan, your dad.
To my right is, some might say best friends, his words, not mine, but also Wolf,
uncle, soothing voices.
some people will say it was we found out in this podcast.
Handsome ass cat before and after the teeth,
but definitely after the teeth.
The teeth definitely knocked you up like two notches,
which is an impressive.
That's like a 20% deal.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I think somebody asked me on my Twitter question,
how much were the teeth?
How much were they?
14 grand.
14 grand.
I'll tell you what.
Worth every penny too.
Yes.
Your teeth.
You have patched my home's teeth.
Shout out.
Clint Newman.
Worth every penny.
Clint Newman.
No free shoutouts.
No free shoutouts.
No free shout out.
I've been thinking about doing the teeth.
Best of best of my teeth.
ever made. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I've been thinking about doing the teeth thing, but I've,
there's too straight right now. They're not yellow yet. But when I look at your teeth, I think to myself,
man, I like some choppers like that. You know what you're going to say. I almost lost what you're
going to say. I almost lost it, but I didn't. I'll tell you what, though, I'm, I'm bubbling in my tummy
right here, because you made me hot by interrupting me. You know what I'm saying? Are you already
getting mad? I just know the last time with the fucking deal.
with the intro.
I think
hot take,
you kind of like getting
a little worked up in the interview.
You think I like getting hot and bothered?
Is that what you're saying from you?
No,
worked up.
You like it when you,
you think I like it when you rile with me up?
I think so.
I think it helps you deliver in the intro.
We're doing a shit job right now,
aren't we?
Well, go ahead.
Take it over.
I'll tell you what,
ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to bust with the boys.
My name is Terrell I'm accompanied by Will Compton,
the uncle.
Need you do this little favor,
a little quick tidbit before we jump on the thing.
All right, put us on pause,
but not yet.
wait until I finish seeing the whole thing, then put us on pause.
I'll tell you actually, again, when to pause and then we'll know.
Here's the deal.
Close your eyes.
Open them up.
What do you see?
You're hearing, whatever.
If it's Tuesday you're seeing, if it's Monday, you're hearing.
I need you on the early day, on the Mondays, on the Tuesdays.
Those are the big days.
Those are the tier one days.
Huge.
I need you to go.
I need you to subscribe and I need you to rate five stars on the boys.
I need you to go to your social media platform.
Maybe shout out the boys, all right, on Instagram.
Or maybe you go to Twitter or you go to Facebook.
The boy didn't have Facebook, but some people do.
all right and we like it we i think we have a tic-tok but we don't really use a tick
a little a little weird up and down with tic-tok you know what i'm saying we're here we're ticking
then we're talking we're not taking then we're talking it's kind of a weird little deal right now
what you need to do though hit all them deals throw them a follow follow pick up your phone call
call a friend say hey bust one of the boys if you heard of it they'll say no i've never heard of it
you okay well i need you go on your instagram and then you explain to them exactly exactly what i
just said record the conversation record the conversation and put it on i need you to now pause me
and go do it.
Thank you for doing that.
Now that we are no longer pause,
we have,
we have,
we have a great podcast for you today.
A lot of,
a lot of upcoming topics.
We hit the,
we hit the,
we hit the Redskins deal.
We hit the Cam Newton deal.
We hit the boy,
Patchamah Holmes.
The boy called Patcham Holmes.
He actually answered.
It's been 24 hours
since he signed that contract.
Yes.
And this man's picking up phone calls.
Yes,
on the golf course.
If I,
if I signed a $500 million dollar contract,
I might just get rid of a phone.
You know what I'm saying?
Life's different,
I might,
I might not give a fuck anymore.
You know what I'm saying?
What's crazy?
He answered and he said,
half a Billy, what's up?
Yeah.
He did say that, didn't he?
Yeah.
Or maybe he didn't.
But you'll have to watch the whole entire episode to find it out, won't you?
All right.
The big subject.
Merch?
In and Outverse Waterburne.
Oh, that was a big one.
That one actually riled me up pretty good for about 15, 20 minutes.
Yeah.
What a burger?
Ass, dude.
Fucking ass.
Then you also hear in the podcast that I actually laid down my sort a little bit,
and I can't remember because it was 13 years old.
In an Out Burger, though, I've had recently.
And my God, it's like heaven between two buns.
baby. All right. No pause. I see you looking at me though. That went through your head.
I'm just watching. Just delicious meat in between two buns. Delicious. You know what I'm saying?
Just taking that meat in between those tight two buns and that's in and out burger, dude, or between two lettuce buns because we can go protein salad and my buddy Blas knows.
Speaking of Bloss is here. So shut up Bloss. Shut up Bloss. He has not been around.
I called Bloss one day.
I was, hey, Bloss, what's the deal?
Why haven't you been around?
But I'm happy to have him back, dude.
So, Electrostack to have the boy back.
Thank you for watching this.
Always big hugs, tiny kisses.
Drop the hook.
Love you to death.
That's another pod, boys.
Congratulations.
Boys!
Fucking boys!
I see a collared shirt in the back.
Fucking killing him out there, buddies.
Zach got pissed at that.
You see him?
I know.
He's a spark plug, dude.
He is a little spark plug.
That's the thing about Zach Patton.
One minute.
It's all good.
Are we going?
We're rolling?
We're rolling.
Let's think about Zach, man.
There's one minute.
He's fucking happy-go-lucky guy.
When heard of fly.
And then you say something.
That's a little hillbilly voice.
Just irks him a little bit.
I know.
Rubs him wrong.
You know what it is, though?
Little Man syndrome.
No, you think he's got that?
I mean, everybody does.
Everybody does inherently.
It's genetics.
Yeah.
It's just how much it shows.
Who's taller?
Who's taller?
It's a good question.
That is a good question.
That is.
Boss, you got a little man.
syndrome? Yeah, for sure.
Hey, do you really? He can admit it. You got that
thing? That's the first
thing you got to do is you got to admit you have a problem. You got to acknowledge
it. I'll tell you what, Little Man syndrome,
it's not the worst thing in the world.
Except unless you're like Napoleon. Like Napoleon had that
shit. Hey, go ahead. Use a mic.
It's a little bit. Yeah, we got six back there.
We got six back there. Yeah, we got, we're growing.
All white dudes too. I wouldn't even say it's
up out here.
Is it, is a volume on?
Yeah, you know. I would say it's just more of a chip, man.
I don't think it's a little man syndrome.
more of a chip on my shoulder.
Yeah,
like that hat you're wearing.
Oh,
do you like that?
Yeah,
I saw you turn around
with that bullshit, dude.
Boss is rocking that
San Francisco 49ers hat.
Titans probably would have beat
the 49ers if we beat
Patrick Mahomes
and it's half a billion dollar deal.
Yo,
shout up Patrick Mahomes.
Shout out, Patrick Mahomes.
I almost say 500 billion.
$500 billion.
Let's fucking go.
500 mill, dude.
What an absolute stunt.
An absolute gangster out there.
I know.
Ten years.
Who signs that?
Ten years.
I don't know.
Do we have articles that kind of break down the contract?
Because initially you're fired up, but you kind of want to learn.
You kind of want to know about the deal.
Here's what I know about the deal.
Because there's also some devil's advocate out there's always devil's advocate.
I know.
But it's not like he's not a dude that's signing like some dude's signing a 10-year,
$100 million deal.
And it's like, oh, you made $10 million a deal.
That's solid.
Like this dude's making like $108 million a first four years.
Is that what it is?
It's something crazy like that.
Because I saw someone put out, I think it was like, but bleak that.
But bleak that.
the proms the patch of my home's contract i don't know about this already
well we can read the del's advocate side we i mean we can play both sides we can play both sides
be in the middle because we're for the boys at the end of the day would you be i mean if you're
patma homes i don't in my mind i'm not seeing any negative with half a bill yeah like
imagine and then once you become it's not even about half a billion dollars once you get that
people get it's 450 listen it i think it like adds up i think it's a little over five oh three yeah a little
over five.
Is it 503?
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, he's basically in there for 12 years.
He's not thing for 12 years, dude.
But if you, he's going to get that money and then all the people like with money that
want to endorse players want to endorse the highest played athlete of all time.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
So you're saying a lot.
So he's going to have hundreds of millions of dollars more come.
This dude, Pat Mahomes might be hot take right now.
He might be one of those athletes that make a bill.
million dollars.
He might be one of those cats.
Right with LeBron James, right?
With LeBron James, Mayweather, I think, did that,
and Cristiano Ronaldo.
First half a billion dollar contract by an athlete.
Is that what that said?
Ever.
Yeah, but it's a sports contract
because LeBron James, and I'm going to butcher it,
I'm not going to have the exact numbers right,
but he's got like a lifetime $30 million a year deal with Nike.
A year.
Really?
Like you spend all your MBA money,
you spend all your other money,
because you know you got 33 coming to the bank
every single year.
with Nike.
That dude just does it, man.
He kills it, dude.
He opens a school.
He owns an uninterrupted.
He owns it?
Yeah, he's a big owner.
His first contract coming out of high school from Nike was 90 million before he stepped on the court.
Get the fuck.
And I think they just raised a hundred million to jumpstart a like a black network, right?
I want to get on that network.
Dude.
You got to have a token white guy if you're doing like a, uh, it's got to have a token white guy.
It can't be a black network.
Is that what it's called?
I think it's like it's like it's already made
it's called BET. I think it's already a thing.
Right. People were kind of comparing the two, but I want to say
he's jump starting like a like a black affiliated like media network.
Yeah.
That fires.
Building that eco footprint in the black community, which is huge.
Let's swim back.
Hey, let's swim back to the top.
Let's swim back to the top.
Patrick Mahomes.
He did it.
Half a bill, dude. What do you think he does?
Did you also hear that there's a big waterburger?
I've seen your,
I've seen you going back and forth.
Is that his name?
Mickey Ryan.
Mickey Ryan.
And no disrespect.
Shout to Mickey Ryan.
Shout to Mickey Ryan.
He's a boy.
Yeah.
I think he works for 104-5.
He's a 104-5 guy, a 102-5 guy.
He's one of the five guys.
He's one of the five guys.
Speaking of the guy, I can't hear myself in the thing.
I can hear myself in the thing.
Oh, Mickey Ryan.
There it is.
You guys know I struggle when I start to lose the hearing.
All right, we're good.
No, I have to hear myself.
Mickey Ryan.
Yeah, Mickey Ryan.
One of the five guys, right?
But this is not a one or four, five, the zone.
That's what he works with.
Good dude.
Said something about What a Burger.
Okay?
Here's the deal.
Fuck What a Burger.
Because there was a small piece of my life.
And in Arizona, you have access to it all.
You got five guys.
You got In and Out.
You got What a Burger.
You got them all.
And a sleeper, I think people don't really think about it's Fat Burger.
Have you read Fat Burger?
Never had that.
Because you're from Bontah, Missouri.
You don't have the access like Arizona done.
We got Hardee's and DQ, baby.
Hardies, so Hardies is Carl's Juror.
Hardies is Carl's Juror in Arizona.
You know what I'm saying?
You call it Carl's Juror?
Nah, well, you know, they hit that hip.
Cool kids do.
When did you start doing that?
Was that like a middle school?
Anthony Stevens started doing that.
Yeah, part of the sexy six, the squad.
So yeah, Mickey Ryan starts talking about
getting a Waterburger to Nashville.
Getting a Waterburger to Nashville.
I'm on board with it.
The reason why we got on this is because Patma Holmes,
apparently allegedly has said,
I want Waterburger in Kansas City.
Oh, yeah, he did.
And now what's happening?
I wonder if he owns that.
He needs to start.
Guess what?
Ching,
just did it.
Yeah, he owned.
More money, that $4.50 million on contract.
That thing is a bill, dude.
I'm telling you right now.
He's going to have three commas at the end of his contract.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude.
Then three commas in that bank account, dude.
Life is fucking different.
Life is different, dude.
Pick apart the contract all you want.
It's in favor of the team.
It's in favor.
You're laying your head on bit on your pillow at night.
After signing that deal,
thinking I just signed a half a billion dollars.
That dude doesn't even know what Southwest is anymore, dude.
Almost teared up.
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't know.
He doesn't even know what American is.
He needs to buy a Southwest jet.
Oh, he's got to get a plate.
You got to, because you're so famous now.
He changed him.
He's like, you're the man, dude.
He's the fucking man.
Hey, Pat, if you're listening,
if you know busting with the boys,
you are the fucking man, dude.
He knows.
We need to get him on.
If there's any interview he needs to do,
it needs to be one with the boys.
Bustin with the boys for sure.
I see the wheels turning up there.
I might call him right now.
He will be the answers?
Do you want me see if he answers?
Yeah, let's see if he answers.
Let's fucking go.
Who cares?
I think Travis Kelsey's coming this month.
No, he's not.
I think he is.
Don't say a word.
Yo, what's up?
You just sign a half a billion dollar contract
and you're answering my phone call right now?
Yeah, man.
I'm actually at a charity golfing thing right now.
Sorry, sir.
You're at a charity golf thing?
I figure you can't even have people around you, dude.
No, yeah, no, I had just, like, scheduled charity golf outing that, like, auctioned off at my life.
I was different for Taylor, too.
Oh, my God.
Well, I was actually calling to say, congratulations.
I'm doing an episode of Bustin' With the Boys right now.
We're just spent the first 15 minutes of our podcast, just blowing you.
So, congratulations.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate all y'all.
I saw some of y'all's tweets at all.
Well, hey, I'll tell you what, you have an opportunity here.
A lot of that money can get you on a plane real fast.
Come to get a bus with the boys.
Hey, tell him if he's going to do an interview.
He's going to do that.
I know.
Tell me it makes sense.
Hell yeah, dude.
I appreciate it.
All right, but have fun of your golf tournament.
All right, later.
So, dude, just doesn't know if the fucking wants.
Hang on.
Life's different for us.
Let's go.
We're going to play this on cool, like, weird flex, yeah.
You know.
Pat Mahomes.
So Pat Mahomes, like Sequin Barkley.
I will say this.
Got to meet those guys at the Pro Bowl.
Those dudes don't know what they're doing.
for the game of football. They're unbelievable
people. Oh, they really are.
There somebody called me randomly that I barely kind of knew.
I knew them, but I didn't know him.
I'm not answering the phone. I thought myself,
it might go, do-do, the number of you have dialed.
There's no longer. Yeah, but you're also, hey,
hang on now, you're Taylor-Lawan. You carry some weight.
You carry some weight. There's a little. I had a $450 million
weight. Not that, but hey, 80.
Hey, 80. A,
when I make, my whole contract
is less than when he makes in a year.
No, no, not your whole contract.
less than he makes in a year.
There was something that came out.
I think he's making 30 or 20-something this year.
You're talking about first few years, yeah.
I saw some stat by a different website that said something along the lines of the first four years, Pat, makes like $104 million a year.
That one might be total.
Because the next two years, it was kind of like your situation.
He still has to play out the rest of his rookie deal.
But now he's getting like 20-something million and then maybe like 30 to the second year.
There it is right there.
yeah 24
anyway the thing I saw that was like
whatever Ryan Tannahill is making the fittest four years
like he made in like
yes yes yes you're right yeah yeah you're right
so how am I saying something that's so wrong right now
because I feel like well you you said your entire contract
is less than what he makes in one year right I'm saying
in his first four years yes
by far by you pretty much yeah but not in one year
that's all I was saying oh
and the boy got a little heat yeah he's got a no trade clause in that piece
I don't even know you could do that.
I know.
Shout CA, dude.
A couple of guys have done that recently, right?
It's kind of like brought your attention to it.
Somebody else just did it, yeah.
I'll tell you what, next contract again?
I'm putting that piece in there.
Trade deadline, scary as shit.
After the drill casey thing, ain't nobody.
Ain't nobody safe.
Nobody's safe out there, dude.
It's a crazy deal, dude.
Bullets are flying everywhere.
You're ducking.
You got a vest on.
You're playing Rocket League one night and you just get a text that you traded.
Oh, you're gone?
That house that you thought about building,
Duh, you're going to
The trash.
You're going to sell it.
Go sell it.
Go sell it the will
because he's going to live here.
You know what I'm saying?
That's crazy,
I'll throw you a couple Abraham Lincoln's.
I appreciate that.
About 15, but, like, you know,
15, yeah.
Dollars?
$1,000.
I'll tell you what,
they eat you a couple shitty burgers.
What a burger.
Let's get you.
But back on that,
dude, because,
you know, first off,
my home, shout out to boy,
dude.
He's such a legend, dude.
That guy's an absolute stud.
Even if you're a Kansas City fan,
hate him death,
on the other hand,
because he did beat us
going to a eighth championship,
which we would have been
Super Bowl champions
against the 49ers.
But got to love that guy, right?
Yeah,
top-notch cat.
Yeah, I mean,
he just answered your call.
He's on a golf course for charity
and he answered a call.
He answered your call.
It's a boy right there.
That's a boy right there.
That's a boy.
In-and-out burger is the best burger
you can buy out of franchise.
That is just how it is.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, hey, there ain't a lot of claps
going on on the bus right now.
I'm clapping.
I was kind of clapping
just because I was joining the crowd
because I was thinking of something else
my head because he said, you all crack
me up on social media. Yeah.
He did. I've seen a couple
of them things. He said it. He did. That is
his voice. He said that.
Shout out the boy. Hey, you know what's funny
when grid iron, that grid iron show? Oh, yo,
that shit is hilarious. When they do, Pat Mahomes's
voice, that shit is so funny.
It's a whole dog. He's not so crazy,
dude. We got
we got a bus divided out here, dude.
In-and-out burger's the best burger, hands down.
I don't know about hands-down. I don't know about hands-down.
The bun is fresh.
The ingredients are all within 20 mile radius of where it, like where the in and out is, within 20 miles.
That's where they have to get their ingredients.
Oh, you didn't know that, did you?
No, because you grew up in Nashville, Tennessee.
All right?
And you know how many healthy places you got in Nashville, Tennessee?
Half of one.
All right?
Half of one.
There's probably one out there.
Kava's half.
Kava's like a fourth.
True food kitchen.
True food is like a fourth.
So you got a half, right?
Everything else.
Hattie B's delicious.
Haddy B's delicious.
Not on the hips, though.
You know what I'm saying?
make it look a little gooey in the middle.
You know what I'm saying?
In an Out Burger?
If you're going to treat yourself, go ahead.
And if you don't know in an Out Burger,
and you should if you don't.
But I'm going to give you a little lesson.
There's your menu.
You got your hamburger.
You got your cheeseburger.
You got your double double.
But you can go protein style.
You can go animal style.
You can go Neapolitan milkshake.
All right.
What's that?
Strawberry milk shake.
Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate,
all wrapped up into one.
It's delicious, but it kind of tastes like strawberry,
a little bit of chocolate in there.
Yeah.
It's really what it's up tasting like.
It's delicious.
Animal fries.
There's a whole different menu.
So I'm firm in my throne.
In and Out Burger is the best burger.
I went to the hospital like six times in three months one time.
Dirt bike accident.
Love dirt bikes.
Didn't love me back.
I was a shit, dirt bike rider.
I ended up at the hospital.
We'll cross the street from the hospital is Waterburger.
All right?
Every time I went to that damn hospital, I had to go to Whirlberger.
Trash.
You really weren't a fan of Waterburger at all.
So here's where...
Hang on.
Here's we're all laid on the sword.
That's exactly what I was going to say.
I was going to say, let's lay down the swords.
And let's be objective.
Like, you really didn't enjoy Whataburger at all.
Here is where I'll stand.
The last time I had Woodburger was about 13 years old.
All right?
It's about 13.
Okay.
16 years ago on the 22nd.
He's an ancient change.
I think.
I think them buds are a little more developed now than taste buds.
You think so?
I think what a burger is good.
What I don't like about what a burger is a spicy ketchup.
I think that is an awful.
I think they're spicy ketchup.
Good concept sounds great.
I think their spicy ketchup product
is horrendous.
But I think Waterburger
is a very good burger. It's bigger.
Feels full in your hand.
Really? No pause.
Yeah, no pause. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna close
my ice cream talking. So, they have
a soft bun as well. Fresh.
Their meat is fresh. Sesame seeds on them, thanks?
No sesame seeds. Get a picture. Pull a picture up. Pull a picture up.
I got it right here.
Because I'm going to explain this to you.
Keep telling you.
You pick the burger up.
It's packed in a nice wrap.
Okay.
It's got the nice.
It's the white, tinfoil.
Like, come on, give me the detail.
It's got the orange writing on it.
It looks delicious.
Yeah.
You open it up.
Hey, boys, you see how that, the bun is packed on the burger.
Oh.
So it's a filling burger meat in between your two hands.
No pause.
And you put that burger in your mouth, dude.
You bite down.
And in my opinion, you could have a debate about it being better than in and out.
Because in and out is smaller.
in and out is a smaller burger.
Hey, what the fuck?
You're making me uncomfortable right now.
Because I'm closing my eyes?
Yeah.
I'm just in my mind.
I just keep talking.
You kind of keep moving.
Because I'm feeling.
I'm feeling the picture.
Picture say a thousand words.
Was your mouth watering?
It was the way you explained it.
Now when I look at this.
Look at that burger though, dude.
100%.
Guess what?
That is great marketing.
I've ever seen a curl.
I have.
I have.
You ever seen curls?
Okay,
that's a little bit better.
That's a little more on the...
You like that?
That's a thick bitch, dude.
That's a 2C thick bitch.
It's not one of those buns where you look at it.
It looks nice and filling and you grab it and it starts to tear a little bit and there's all this fluff involved.
Yeah.
Like that burger is packed together.
So it's full.
Yeah.
And it's held together by mustard.
What's up?
A shit ton of mustard.
You know what it's good.
You might have had a bad experience.
How many times you've had it?
I lived in Texas for a little while.
Oh, shit.
So you're a Whataburger guy or no.
No.
No.
He's not on the West Coast, man.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
You got a sword.
You're on a hill right now.
I respect it.
I'm in Arizona.
It's a West Coast kind of Salter.
type verse one versus the other.
Water burger is definitely a Texas thing.
Yes, it is.
Cole McCoy's huge on it.
Is he?
Yeah, every time we go hunting, he's like that,
that water burger.
I don't know, that's not his voice, but I like that.
Yeah, I tell you what, you kind of liked it.
It's like that Texas voice.
If you could start talking like that, I'd appreciate you probably a little bit more.
Hey, man, I get that water burger.
Yeah, I know we're going hunting now.
I'll tell you what, warm and fuzzy on the inside.
So that button looks like ass.
Waterburger is, okay, I'll tell you what's up.
Pull up and in and out.
Pull up and in and out.
fully out of the conversation
like not even we're talking about five guys
is there anybody in here that thinks five guys
is the best burger no one the best no
but five guys still is it's not like a shitty burger
here's where five guys fucks up too many options
if you fuck up with too many options
I'm a sauce guy you know me
you know I love my sauces
so when I start throwing 15 different sauces
on that piece things don't taste so right
I can't be trusted with the options
well that's your own that's you I'm just saying
well that's right that's why everyone has an opinion
Were you the kid that went up to a fountain soda and did like the suicide and you just mixed them all?
When I was below 10.
Yeah.
10 or below.
Yeah.
Just went crazy.
And if I still drink soda, if I still drink soda, it tastes like bubble gum, didn't it?
Hey, now that's a bit.
That kind of got you peep a little hard, didn't it?
Yeah.
I'm a huge fan of In-N-Out.
You know I was out there in Oakland.
Yeah.
Went out after every game.
Did you really?
Right next to the stadium.
Fuck, I bet you smacked them thing.
Smacked them.
Yeah.
Very fucking good.
How good of their French fries?
Because some sloppy McSlapper tin was.
on my Twitter piece saying something
along the lines of all their dog shit
soggy fries. They make them deals right
in front of you, dude. I seen
some guy put the
potato on the thing and then
pull the thing down. And when you pull the thing down,
little non-cooked French fries come out. But he takes some things,
put them in the sauce thing,
pops them in the sauce thing,
pops them out, let's them cool, throws them in the deal,
get some sauce on that deal, but bam!
And it's on there. It's a nice little
deal.
Guess number 82?
Oh, fuck yeah.
That's me walking over there.
Guess number 82?
That's me.
Here you go.
I also had a Neapolitic.
Oh, yep, right here.
Boom.
Like she turns the person,
as she's turning,
the other person, hands it to her,
and she keeps on rotating.
That's the kind of shit.
That's the kind of shit.
What a Burger?
Here's a What a Burger fucks up.
You don't have to go back if you don't.
13-year-old Taylor.
You're right.
Talking about it's a What-A-Burger experience.
You know what?
That's true.
But if you, if you're a wrapping paper for your
burger is yellow, I'm out.
You don't scream hearty and, like, solid, and I'm going to put this in my, my belly.
And when it comes out, it's not going to fight back.
You know what I'm saying?
When I, when, when, that's what I want with my end and out burger.
When I see the yellow wrapping, I think, oh, that's a battle when you sit on that toilet.
I want a battle.
You want a battle.
I welcome a battle.
Grit and spit.
You're all about.
Piss and vinegar, dude.
I want that burger to fuck my ass out.
Oh my.
Hey, no pause.
No pause.
No pause.
Not on this podcast.
My word, sir.
A, yellow wrapping paper, also McDonald's.
I know.
I, yeah, McDonald's, I feel like to get to that wrap.
I was about five or six.
I used to slap a couple of McDonald's burgers.
You get them $1.29, two burgers, $1.21.
Tom, hey, throw some mac sauce in that piece, extra 50 cents?
Max sauce, baby.
That was kind of a solid little deal.
Yes.
Growing up in Missouri, when the Cardinals were in the playoffs, Big Macs were a dollar a pop.
Are you fucked?
So me and the boy, me and the boys, we get in, skip a class, go to McDonald's.
Got to.
By about three Big Macs.
You know in high school
and your metabolism is really high.
I tell you what,
I feel like my metabolism is better now.
But I feel like ignorance is bliss.
Once you find out what's healthy for you
and what's not healthy for you,
that's your body is like,
guess we're fucked.
I'm over here.
I'm a young kid.
I'm walking around my mom.
I'm holding her hand.
Everything is great.
I go get a cheeseburger.
Cheeseburger's delicious.
I eat it.
She's like, oh, you grow up and big and strong.
I said, yeah, mom, I am.
You know what I'm saying?
Fast forward 15 years later.
I'm looking at it.
I'm like, oh, a cheeseburger.
Someone goes, you know those aren't good for you, right?
Huh?
Yeah, those aren't good for you.
Would you say?
Yeah, if you eat the deal,
if you eat the cheeseburger instead of the chicken,
the chicken's better for you than the cheeseburger.
Yeah, yeah.
Then all of a sudden eat a cheeseburger,
you look in the mirror,
you're a little soft conscious.
That's a little deal right there.
That's why I would say your metabolism's not faster now.
I think it's more mental.
What do you think what's more mental?
Once you know,
you're fucking me up right now.
You're fucking be upright now.
What is more mental?
Hey, first off, who put the fan right here?
Who put the fan right there?
Fucking rights, Blas.
You know why?
And it out, guys.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, keep it on topic.
What's fucking mental, dude?
Okay, so high school, right?
You weight gain guy in high school?
Or wait, lose guy?
I just live.
You live in your life.
Okay, cool.
Congratulations, that's amazing.
The boy was toting around that left tackle piece at about 235.
All right?
It was all, I got to gain that weight.
People, hey, eat this, eat that way.
at three in the morning, have a protein shake, eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Kind of just figuring it out.
Right?
So you just start eating.
What's good for you?
Well, steak is not as good for you as chicken.
So I would eat chicken.
But it doesn't matter what kind of chicken doesn't matter.
If it's fried chicken, grilled chicken, baked chicken, it's just chicken.
You think you're throwing protein in your body.
You just think you're throwing protein in your body.
So you're like, okay, the boy's developing.
All right?
I'm looking good.
I'm feeling myself.
But then some sociopath walks by whispers in your ear, hey, that fried chicken is not as good for you.
It's a fried chicken.
Sounds good.
you're like fuck one more bite of that fried chicken guess what you're a little insecure now because you think
I thought I was doing so good but I'm really not doing that's good am I metabolism yes but also it's mental it's a mental game it's a mental game with food I agree I'm trying to figure out what's mental metabolism is that what you're saying is not metabolism is the thing
because you said I think my metabolism is better now and I'm like uh I think my metabolism is better now than I was in high school well you don't eat shitty like you pull a picture up of me in high school please yeah but you don't you don't you don't what I'm saying is you don't eat bad
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dude is at the Under Armour Cam. But if you ate like you did
in high school now consistently for a year,
you look pretty sloppy.
Yeah, you're probably right. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. It takes a lot to look this average.
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So you've solved on a water burger is your favorite franchise burger of all time?
No, I think it's tough.
Okay.
I think where I come in is I didn't have either of them until I got,
until I was on the Redskins and we traveled to the West Coast and everybody's just
started arguing.
Texas versus California.
They were going at each other's neck, dude.
Yeah.
And so when we went to Arizona, went to Waterberger.
Sure.
When we played, actually, we got them the same day.
Wow.
Either way, either way.
I got to try both of them.
And I thought they were both great.
I just felt like everybody's kind of like, you know, it's kind of a pride thing.
So where did you order is your pride line?
You don't really have a, do you not have a horse in this race?
Yeah, I don't think I do.
Montana Missouri, ladies, gentlemen.
Yeah, I think if in and out or Wooda Burger came to Nashville, I'd be hyper
I'd be jumping on the train pumping it all.
If What a burger came to Nashville right now,
I would eat it once because I need to readjust.
I have to be, okay, I got to go try it out.
I gotta go try it out and see how it is.
If in and out came to Nashville,
I'd be there three times a week for at least a month.
Now, fuck ShakeShack.
Who said that back there?
Hey, Shake Shack's not fucking bad either, dude.
I like Shake Shack.
Hey, fuck, Shake Shet.
All right, we've heard me and Bloss and Will's opinion.
Can we just go around the room
real quick, starting with General Patton in the back?
General Patton, I like that.
So I've actually never been to in and out,
so I don't know if I've had a horse in the race.
What a burger is, it's fine, it's good.
Okay.
If you had to stand on a hill for something, what would it be?
Which of the two?
No, just any place.
You can put another dog in a race right now.
Any burger that's known for like burgers.
There's not a lot of places in Lebanon
besides like McDonald's Wendy's.
So I don't know.
for like a good burger.
Fuck, pick a Big Mac, dog.
Who gives a shit?
No.
It's your life.
Don't sleep on the basketball team.
Do you guys...
I wouldn't doubt if Zach said in and out.
Why?
I've never...
Just to back you.
Just to get on you.
Yeah, I've never been to in and out.
So I can't.
I can't back Taylor as much as I'm...
I guess I can't.
Pharmacy's not bad.
I know it's kind of little, kind of cliche.
Yeah, but that's a lot of fast food.
That's a gourmet burger.
Yeah.
It's a gourmet.
What?
You ever had shake?
No, I've never even heard of shake check.
You have five guys before?
Yeah, five guys ain't bad, actually.
Yeah, let's go five guys.
All right.
Very strong, confident opinion by the young Jewett General Patton.
Cookout.
Never had that.
That cookout burger comes in a styrofoam tray, so I'm already in.
That's cool.
Open it up.
Sure.
It's wrapped in foil.
You open the foil, and it smells like you just got out of the pool, and your uncle goes,
hey, you want a burger?
And you get a burger.
Hey, I can picture that.
You bite into that, and you're like, wow.
And your lips and your hands are still kind of wet, but you don't really care because you're like seven.
Fuck yeah.
Hands are wet too.
Yeah, of course.
She's got out of the pool.
So cookout tastes like chlorine.
Got it.
All right, Josh, what's up?
Hold on, timeout.
We have to comment on that because I'm not going to sit and idle by as I see.
I know, but we're letting everybody say their opinion, then you can.
What if I have another opinion about another thing?
All right.
Can you not say?
I cookout one time.
Too many flavors of shakes.
I mean, what is your favorite shake?
That's all you got to order.
What do you mean too many flavors of shake?
You just said your favorite shake is one with three flavors in it.
Right.
only three fucking options, bro.
That's the thing.
It's in all or nothing,
simplicity.
You won't get it in and out?
It does.
It's only got like four options on the video.
But there's a secret menu.
You have to be in the club.
You gotta know.
Okay.
All right.
Cookout,
they got it all fucking out there.
It's like a book.
It's like the cheesecake factory of all of, of, uh, of fast food places.
Cheesecalf course.
I fuck,
fuck with cheesecake.
I'm fair.
Cheesecake ain't bad though.
They got that menu.
It's like a Bible menu, dude.
It is like a Bible menu.
It is like, oh, do I want Mexican?
On the back.
200 pages, dude.
Wait, you've got to come back three, four times
to figure out if you want.
For an appetizer, bro.
Page 15.
I'm with you.
Then you just settle for chips and salsa
and you're mad the rest of your day
because you just ruined it.
Cookout.
No.
Okay.
All right.
Never had in and now.
Never been west of Memphis,
so I don't have a very wide variety of taste.
And I'm going to take some heat for this one right here.
Doesn't matter to me at all
because I've only eaten there one time.
But Dairy Queen's Fast Food.
food burger was probably one of the best that I've ever had. I will tell you what, man.
I will tell you something right now. I know my special guy. I love some dairy queen. I do love some
Dairy queen. That's not a bad pick. That is not a bad pick at all. Derry queen is a sleeper.
The one that I went to was in, I don't even know what town in Alabama hadn't been remodeled
since like the 70s and you could tell. So I mean, it's incredible. It's not like the ingredients have
been there since 70s, you know what I'm saying? New ingredients every day. Nothing can be some soft serve
ice cream, dude for Dairy Queen. Nothing can fucking do it. Did yourself a nice little Dairy
Tree, dude. And I love when you drop that goddamn Dairy Queen video under any tweet I have about
that. I love it, dude. I laugh every time. Dude, me too. I'll tell you what, that's not a bad gig,
dude. Dairy Queen is a sleeper for sure. I don't necessarily trust it there. I start laughing
while I'm in the cup. You got to cut whatever little laugh that is at Will's, when Will has a genuine
cute, like the most playful, cute little laugh
you over here in your entire line.
You try not to do it right now.
I know you're not, dude.
Hey, but I don't fully trust Josh.
The only reason I don't fully trust Josh is he seems like a guy
that will take a burger patty and just put two
like sandwich fucking slices on it and call it a burger.
I'm fine with this.
That's a sandwich.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, that's why I'm a little like,
where you put ketchup on top and the ketchup kind of melts through the
fucking sandwich on?
Oh, dude.
Oh, it's good to me.
I wanted to punch him in the face a minute he said that.
I want to kick him off this bus.
Because you get it.
You know what I'm saying?
Straight up.
Oh, yeah.
I could see Josh being that way.
You're like that, aren't you?
Sometimes.
I make do...
No!
I make do with one a half.
No, serious and so!
He's the guy that's in the back of the line and he gets there.
Sorry, hon, run all the buns.
It's all right.
Give me a little of the whole wheat.
Yeah. Take a hot dog and put it on a fucking piece of sandwich bread and fold it in half.
All we guys is a whole wheat.
We got the ends.
Yeah.
Okay, put it on the ends.
Yeah, every night, baby.
Cereal killer, dude.
You put the ends, you put the ends in a loaf of a loaf of bread on your sandwich?
Before I came here, I did.
Hey, hey, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Hey.
Hey, you liked a loom.
I did it yesterday.
Oh, you didn't.
On a whole wheat, dude, you?
No, no, no, gluten-free rye.
Glewn free rye.
Got a respect.
But it was the butts.
The shit bread is what I like to call it.
The butt into the bread, baby.
I'll tell you what.
All right.
Where were we?
Started strong.
Oh, yeah, Gary.
Started strong with Dairy Queen and it real hard with that bullshit whole week burger.
Does Hugh Babies count?
I don't know.
I'm so sick of us getting off fucking like let's focus on the one that the three.
All right.
Then in and out.
And the top five.
Well, but no, no, no.
Everyone's allowed to that.
I know, but I feel like everybody's trying to be different.
Like, look at Garrett.
He's somebody who definitely tries to be different.
Hugh Babies apparently is a fucking bit of a deal in Nashville.
Is it?
It's a bit of a deal.
But if it doesn't count, then in and out for sure.
Okay.
Okay, then it doesn't count.
Boom.
I have three.
All right, Jack, go ahead.
Yeah, I'm an in-and-out guy.
Yeah, I'm an in-and-out guy.
I tell you what.
Hey, after 7 p.m., my man, we don't eat anything.
My man, just back to the hungry, listen.
Yeah, I'm in an out.
I could go for something right now.
Yeah, I'm an in-and-out guy, too.
Red-ass eyes.
Man.
You said in-and-out?
Hey, what did you say, though?
Is it a matter?
No, yeah.
He doesn't even want to talk anymore, dude.
Hey, I'm an in and out guy.
West Coast.
Respect.
Yeah, animal style.
Hey, but you're from Nashville.
Yeah, but there's no In and out in Nashville, so am I not entitled to say West Coast?
Because it's a Texas versus West Coast burger joint.
So you go on West Coast?
Well, yeah, but I also think it's a geographic thing because when I'm in Florida,
I'm always sitting up Waterburger, but when I'm on the West Coast,
coast in California some in and out
taste so good. I feel like
it's always the West Coast it does it for me.
I don't know.
I respect that.
I respect the argument.
Everybody, that was the best explanation.
Yeah.
You talk well when you're stoned.
That's unbelievable.
Hey, way to be stoned and figure out.
What do we got next, Alex?
Jackie's parents ever watchers, I'm joking.
I don't know if he smokes weed or not, but probably.
Yeah, we're going to, we are joking.
He doesn't have bloodshot eyes.
Yeah, he doesn't.
I'll tell you what, though.
Hey, you must.
day paint ship as a kid or something because the way you talk
I'm just letting you know baugh
I respect that I wish I kind of sound like that
at least you don't sound like you're 12th I do too
like if I was in your class growing up Garrett were you
I wouldn't I would like
be excited when you had to read a paragraph
yeah yeah hell yeah I'll be I got
tip on you I'll be I hey I'll be a hey Jack's about to read
yeah oh oh shit
man does he always sound stone to you
all right what else we got here dude
Donovan Mitchell responds
LeBron James could beat Mike Tyson in a fight
this is the dumbest subject.
Yeah, that is the dumbest thing. I have ever heard of my entire life.
What about LeBron James makes him capable of beating,
not even Mike Tyson in his prime, but Mike Tyson now? Have you seen the videos of Mike Tyson now?
Dude, that motherfucker is a savage.
He will absolutely, he'll fucking kill you now.
Yes.
One swipe. Yeah, he will.
We used to play this game in high school. It was like,
for, you know, $10,000 you take a punch in the face from Mike Tyson.
And I was, yeah, do you fuck go on.
$1,000, rich.
Yeah, $10,000, rich as fuck.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Tell your boys,
hells split with you.
Yeah, yeah, I'll give you a grand thing.
Like, it's the end of the world.
Like, he just fucking did it.
Mike Tyson, dude, after watching him at 56,
I can't imagine this man the way he was putting,
like taking a shot in the chin.
No guard up or nothing.
Dude, look, look.
Bro, that's crazy.
I think, I, isn't he going to fight again?
Is he trying to fight again?
I think he is.
I wonder what changed with this cat, too,
because he was saying,
he was on Joe Rogan's podcast.
talking about how he can't even work out
because if he looks in the mirror
it flares up his ego
and he doesn't want to live with ego
because he was such a monster back then.
Mike Tyson?
Mike Tyson.
And now he's like,
I mean, there's a picture,
I think from six months ago.
I don't know if you could find him, dude.
He looked like a fat tub of goo, dude.
He was a fat man.
Something must have happened.
He must have gotten inspired about something.
He must have gotten up with.
That's the shit that happens.
You get your ass broken up with?
Hey, that man six months is going to be
either fat as shit or looking good.
No, you're right.
You know what I'm saying?
Everyone dealt with that heartbreak.
You know what it's like.
I mean, look at him.
Look at that second one.
That second one.
Jamie Fox is doing a documentary.
Dude.
Oh, that shit is so sick.
Hey, that shit's fire, dude.
When Jamie Fox, he's like talking and he's like just land on the law.
Yeah, he's like talking, describing how the movies are open up and he's like, the camera comes in.
It's not in the heavens.
It's just above the trees.
Yeah.
Blue collar.
And you're like, what the fuck.
And you can see it all.
And you're, my dad say you was the best.
Don't want a bunch of death.
Don't listen with him what you death.
Yeah.
That's a good one, dude.
You did good doing that.
Fuck.
But Mike Tyson looked good as shit.
This band's wearing a tucked in collared shirt.
Looking like David Kessonbury, dude.
Quessonbury.
Quesonbury.
Just call him David.
No, you can't call him David.
You're not a plus one.
I'm a partner.
Spike Ball.
You're his partner in Spikeball.
Yeah, speaking of Spikeball, you two.
What's good?
When are we chopping it up?
I don't know.
Call her at a bad time.
Why is that a bad time?
Well, when you asked, we were going to the golf course.
Oh, I was trying to get him to come over that day.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
That would have been a nice little day, actually.
They sit us up, though, for golfing.
Mike Tyson's an absolute stud.
Sit us up, wait.
So you guys kind of been talking a lot of shit, though, by that spike ball.
I think we'd be a good team.
We'd be good partners.
I think we're not really good.
We're not really good.
We're not really partners.
When we play with each other, when we were, when we beat quiz.
No, possible.
No pause, dude.
We were playing with each other.
We were playing with each other.
A couple Fridays ago.
Yeah, in the bathroom.
And we beat a quiz and who was his partner?
Spence.
Hey,
remember Spence.
Oh, yeah, the bulldog.
The bulldog.
The bulldog.
That's a funniest video ever, dude.
People listen to this podcast,
we're not like,
we either explain it or go to the next subject.
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
All right.
Next subject of our recency pod,
Cam Newton,
go to the Patriots.
Huge move.
Can't say I'm not surprised about this.
Yeah.
Patriots just take care of business.
don't they?
I love thinking now because it's so viral the video of Bill Belichick walking out into the field
and they got Stone Cold's music.
Watch out, watch out!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, that fucking video is sick.
The kids are like putting their hands out for him to like high five and just keeps on walking, dude.
Bill?
I think he's going to crush it.
You think he is?
Yeah, yep.
He signed what his deal was one less zero than Patrick Mahomes?
I think it's like $7 million with incentives.
Everybody was up in arms about Cam's.
deal. Let me drop a little gym. Drop some knowledge. Let me drop a little gym. So Cam's deal is like up to
seven and seven, seven and a half worth. He was injured last year. So the market, COVID is playing a
factor in free agency. Has to it. Cam signed, if you look at his deal like right here, he signed for like
1.05 was his base. Yeah, that's the minimum. Where he's getting bonuses is he gets about 700,000 per
roster per game bonus.
So what owners are basically doing
is preparing for
if a COVID outcome happens, say there's five
games played in a year. They only want
to have to pay him for five of those games.
Instead of being tied to paying him,
say, $5 million base, because whatever
you sign in your paragraph 5 money,
you know about paragraph 5. We
will call it base salary. Whatever
you sign in that base salary, once the ball
kicks off and you are a vested veteran,
meaning you have four credited seasons
in the NFL. Which we both do. Which we both.
too. The vested veterans, once
game one starts, you are guaranteed
your salary for the entire year.
Boom. So, whenever the
ball kicks off, the owners are going to have to pay Cam $1.05
million, no matter what.
If COVID, a second wave,
all that stuff happens, football season shuts down after
seven weeks. I think we're in a second wave right now.
Right, right, right, right. But let's just say it plays
a factor in the NFL only plays like seven games.
They'll only pay Cam
per game, protecting themselves
from the base that they would have had to have signed them to.
Yeah. So everybody that's freaking out about
his deal, guys on the market, like that's what's happening. If you're an owner, that's exactly
how you'd act because your bottom line's going to be affected. Your pockets are going to be affected.
If you are an owner and COVID strikes us down for, let's say we play seven games, like you said.
Yeah. Do you, as an owner, do you fight against paying the players their whole entire salary?
I don't know. People are, people are asking like, so what's going to happen? Spence was asking me
today when we were working out. Like, do you think the owners are, like I heard, they heard a
rumor that they're going to try to, you know, say the season's short and they're going to
try to mix everybody's salary by like 30% or try to pay like, what's it called, pro-rate,
like a pro-rated rate.
So how is it?
So what does that?
What does that mean?
So whatever you make per game paycheck-wise, say you only play seven games, you get seven
paychecks.
Nah.
Right.
Right.
That would be a horrible deal.
I heard another thing that was like, if we don't have a season, like your contract just
extended to the next year.
So if I have three years left on my contract
And we don't play this year
Let's say we don't play any games at all
Next year I would make the money I'm making this year
And I would still have two more years on top of that
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah
It just elongates your contract even more
That's for guys that are getting older
We'll want that third contract
That's a bit of a deal now
Yeah
I mean say there's no season
I mean
I could be done
Yeah
You talk about getting older
Like I'll be 31 next year
Like we don't play a season this year
Right
It's almost like hey
what a shitty way to go out not saying I'm not trying to be insulting right no I actually that came out of
my mouth and I've had so many conversations you know that's not yes 100% we've had a lot of
there's people that are listening like damn this guy just goes out little old time you know what I'm saying
and I don't want them to think that this is one of those times this man's going out for this guy's career
oh fuck I'm just saying that's crazy no that would be a tough way to go out if you're a free
so Patrick Mahomes is an anomaly he's different my man signed for 12 extra years he's locked in for a
One thing we didn't talk about his contract too is I saw he's got a no trade cause
We already talked about that but he's got like a roster game bonus that if a
Bonus isn't exercised he has some sort of right to get out of the contract
That might be totally wrong. Yeah, I have no clue. I know I know where I know where it's in favor of the
The team is there was rumors that there was a like a salary cap percentage tied to it
Which I was hype about it first but I learned that that was that that is that's another thing we got to talk about with this cap or this season coming up
Right. That's what I was going to
going to say it's tough being a free agent this year because say you're like clowny or one of these guys who are probably going to sign a couple years a few years whatever i don't know if clun i think i sign a one year the way it's looking you might have to like that's why cam would want to sign them one year that's why winston would want to take a one year so they could go back to the table and re-up but what's going to suck is a salary cap's going to be affected negatively next year well that's there's going to be saying there's no fans this year that's going to affect all that's going to affect stadium money concessions merch yeah here's what i'm told though tv deals so what the players get 50 48
of the salary cap, right?
Or the 50% of revenue.
Right, right, right, right.
All right. So, let's say the salary cap, it's at 200 right now.
I'll just say that I don't know what the exact number is.
I think you're close.
It's around it.
They're saying next year could go down as low as 140 or 150.
Could.
Let's say it goes down that way.
If you're Jerry Jones, you would have to cut a Cooper, a Martin, a Tyron Smith,
you'd have to cut one of those guys because you can't keep them.
Right, because you don't have to cut one of those guys.
the money to pay them. Well, no, you have the money to pay them, but the cap won't allow you to pay them. I think from what I've been told is that the owners can go and say, hey, we're going to keep the cap at what it is this year. It won't go up or down a little bit. It'll stay at 200. That way, they can still keep the players. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because then like the Titans, for instance, like the cap goes down that far. Well, there's, you know, you can't cut Tannhill because you've got too much guarantee left. But like, like, let's say Derek, like, let's say Derek, for instance.
He signs a long-term deal, which he's only got a few more days.
He's got about eight more days.
He can sign a long-term deal.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Otherwise, he has to play the franchise tag.
Yeah.
I hope they get something done.
I know, me too.
But if not, the franchise tag still.
You're running back, dude.
You're running back.
Like, that's different.
You only have so much tread on those tires.
No doubt.
No doubt.
I will hope he gets long.
But as far as salary cap and all that, like, the players, the owners have the
option to go, we're going to keep it at 200 so we can keep these players.
Right.
So we can, we still have, we can give them the money they, like, deserve or whatever.
I think that's a possibility.
Now it's in a perfect world, right?
That's obviously if our PA doesn't go and fuck it up
what they usually do or something like that.
I'm anti-union, man.
I know you are.
I know.
You're a big union guy.
But if there's a guy like you in the saddle
probably knowing what the fuck was going on,
I like J.C. Treter.
J.C. Treter is a G.
I love J.C. Cheddar now.
He's now the president.
He wasn't the president until,
I think it was like February he became the president.
I'm a huge J.C. Tretter guy.
Call him Jesus Christ in the weight room.
That man.
can lift some weights down.
He's in crazy shape.
Yeah.
I'm like trying to catch up with him.
He's fucking moving in that damn weight room.
Yeah.
He's a stud.
But I'm just saying like,
we fucking,
the NFL,
NFLPA fuck shit up all time.
And this is.
There's some areas to get better in.
There's a lot of areas to get better than,
here's,
here's one area you know they fucked up.
Because I'm,
anytime everybody knows if anybody's in a business deal or anything,
if I say I'll give you $10 and you,
well,
that's not a bad example.
If you put anything up,
if you want something,
like players want marijuana to not
be a thing on the testing. Well, for me, to give you that, you have to give something up, right?
It's a give, it's a give, take talk when you're doing a business deal. Here's a spoiler for anybody
who ever wants to play in the NFL before this year, before this new CBA. The test happens between
420 and June 15th. And then you can, and then when you get to camp to August 9th, I think of the numbers.
So the other numbers. Yeah. So if you smoke a lot of weed, just stop before then. And then when you test it, you're
fine. You know what I'm saying?
If you smoke weed, guess what?
You've now beaten the test. So why
would our NFLPA go and
argue anything to
loosen any type of rule on that like that?
Because it's going to happen eventually. Eventually
marijuana is going to be wreck nationwide.
Eventually, the MLBs can be cool with it, then basketball
is going to be cool with it. And then NFL's going to be like, well, we might as
will just do it because that's how it works.
It's just play the game and beat the time.
But don't give up something in negotiations
for some
lesser, oh, you don't have to go in the drug program,
know like if you can't not if you don't if you can't pass a test you just yeah you're yeah you and
the union the union sense an email like a couple months in advance talking about when testing days
yeah testing starts april 20th start get start weeing yourself off yeah they literally like hey
you literally you shouldn't know and it's like and then if you don't get lucky enough and
test on uh the first week around 420 or you don't test in like June then you know you can't
July because you're going to get tested for sure in August and then once you finally
do you're able to do it all year long all the way until next march you're like cocaine do
you can because you're not going to get fucking pop anybody who pops
foolish foolish you're foolish and that's i mean Stephen a smith stay off the weed
no question dude guy like i mean like i mean we know the guys i don't need to say names
this is a podcast for the boys right this is a pop i'm not throwing nobody under the bus but if you
doing some dumb shit getting caught off weed i know
It's so dumb.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It doesn't make any sense to me.
Just, I don't know.
Anybody can stop doing something for a month.
You stop doing something for a month?
Out of your system.
Right.
It's done.
It's gone.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Sweathe on a little bit.
Drink some vinegar.
I don't fucking know.
Glutothion.
Glutothion.
That gets rid a lot of shit right there.
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So.
What are we talking about?
We're talking about Cam Newton.
Oh, yeah, because we started talking about the contract and the situation and everything.
I think he's going to be a stud.
I think he's going to crush it this year.
You know, we're assuming a season is going to happen.
so you don't think like all the stadium money and everything else is going to affect like a cap and stuff.
No, I think it will.
I think it will.
I'm just saying I believe.
You think they're going to help out the teams to be like, hey, we're not going to move to the cat.
If you're a businessman and you're sitting there saying I got to get rid of one of my top five guys.
Yeah, that would suck.
Wouldn't you want to keep that guy?
Yeah.
And I know there's a lot of different arguments.
I'm not sitting here saying this is what we need to do because as a player, it's obviously what I want people to do.
Right.
I don't want to sit there going in next year
are they going to cut me because of money.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't want that or get traded because of money.
That shit happens all the time.
But no, I think if you play a season without players,
obviously the revenue is going to go down.
You know what I'm saying?
Now there's the direct TV.
Which is going to affect free agency next year.
One thing that's interesting is I don't know if it's direct TV
or whatever contract the NFL has with cable company.
Yeah.
But I think that's up this year.
Like they're in negotiations right now.
That was a big reason for the NFL to get the NFLPA and the,
the NFLPA and the NFL to get a thing done.
TV deals.
Right.
Because then the TV deals are going to be bigger because there's not a,
what if there's a holdout?
What if this is going on?
Because COVID was about to heck,
kind of coming about.
Yeah, because the deal got done in February, right?
March.
Yes.
It got done in March.
And then that was like hot when it was like first cases of COVID and now is in the United States.
Yep.
So that's some crazy shit out there, dude.
Yeah. COVID's a fucking asshole.
I'll tell you that much, dude.
That's just crazy.
Cable Network is what?
What does it say?
I came.
Network's 15.2 billion.
It's up 2021.
2021.
So it's up next year.
For Monday, yeah.
But that money, that money alone, I was told that money alone can pay everybody's salary cap plus players, I'm sorry, plus coaches, plus, you know, upstairs people.
That could pay everybody.
Yeah.
15.2 billion.
It's unbelievable.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
What's the, if the caps, 32 teams, let's say the caps $30 million, what's that math?
I don't even know what you just like.
Fuck.
My head's hurting.
$200, $200 million, $32.
What's the math?
What were you trying to say?
How many billions of dollars is that?
So it takes five to make a billion.
So five times six is $30.
So it would be $6.1 billion.
Did I just fucking do that?
I don't know.
We're going to clap.
Let's go ahead.
Until we can check the math.
We're going to clap.
$6.1 billion is the number.
What's the math?
I'm saying if the salary cap was maxed out for everybody, it's $200 million.
Yeah.
All right.
And we had to pay all 32 teams $200 million.
What's $32 times $200?
Yeah.
What?
There's a $6 and a $4.
$6,400.
Yeah.
So $6,400?
You said $200 times $32.
Okay.
So yeah, $6.4 billion.
So those were off by 0.3.
Hey, we got to stop.
Whoever's like that said.
I'll tell you what.
We're probably getting rose.
$6.4 billion.
It's not even half that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but we don't.
that's out there.
We don't know if that's what teams are actually...
And also, that's an eight-year contract.
Let's split that up.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like $2 billion a year.
I feel you.
Close to.
Yeah.
So it can't pay for everybody.
I was wrong.
I'll tell you,
I'm enjoying the shit out of this podcast.
I am too, man.
I am too.
It's a fun deal.
Just a quick reminder.
I thought you were just sitting in your basement
hanging out.
Kind of our.
Jack Stone.
We're just trying to fucking chilling,
dude.
Taying in the basement, man.
hanging out. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. You know, big,
big, a little side note.
I know we do, uh, we, do we do we do commercials.
Sometimes. Yeah, we do do commercials for like reads.
Yeah, for reads.
Just, just, we could do it. We could do a commercial for merch right now.
But give me one second because I need to talk to these tier ones.
Okay, talk to them.
So tier ones. Talk to that wolf pack.
I've been seeing, I've been seeing some murmuring. I've been seeing my feed
swiggling around, dude. I've been seeing some wolfheads.
A lot of pride.
Chilling on them usernames, dude.
Good fucking shit, tier ones.
Because you guys have been blasting out.
You guys have taken pride.
and being a tier one.
And you tier two's,
I can feel you,
dude.
I can feel you guys
kind of making that move.
You just cleanse yourself.
Had yourself a nice little bubble bath,
dude, using shampoo and conditioner,
rinsed yourself out, dude.
Felt great.
Here's a little frizzy.
Get out, new man,
new woman, loving life.
You about to be a tier one.
We loving it to death.
Now, tier twos,
you guys are probably best friends
with those tier threes.
You need to put them on.
I know there was one podcast,
almost said it.
Will and I used to listen to,
but we don't listen to anymore.
I was like a tier three cat,
you know what I'm saying?
sitting in the background, all right, in the shade, watching from a distance.
Funny clip.
That's funny.
I was tier two.
You know what I'm saying?
And Will was a tier two guy, tier one.
Nah, you weren't like tweeting at the guy all the time.
No.
But anyway, right?
Because, but anyway, you brought me along from a tier three to tier two.
People helping people.
And that's powerful stuff, right?
All right?
You're feeling salsa.
You're feeling good about yourself.
You're dancing up and down.
You're riding high.
Tier three, life's good.
Let's make it a little better and go to tier two.
All right.
If you're Tier 2, go and ride that little stuff.
Get that bath.
Get that bubble bath, a little condition, little shepo.
Get you to Tier 1, all right?
We love you to death.
Thank you so much.
And we're back.
Oh, we got to do merch.
Hang on.
What was the, you were just trying to say.
I just want the Tier 3 is to move up, Tier 2 is to move up, and Tier 1 stay strong.
Oh, got you, got you.
That's all I was trying to do.
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I do.
I guess I thought that was funny and everybody else?
No, they laughed back there.
That's all right.
That's the only two things dropping.
All right.
Yeah, that's it for now.
That's all right.
Could have done a little bit better.
We're in the works.
You're always in the works.
That's something quick to where we found a quote.
We're like, that's for sure us.
Got to get it out.
I'll tell you what.
Nice, whoop.
You like that?
I need to get my batteries broken.
I know.
Hang on.
I did want to ask you about that.
Is,
have you tried charging the battery pack?
Yeah, of course I've tried to charge the battery pack.
I know, I didn't want to disrespect you by having them.
You plug in the deal.
You stick the thing in.
I was sitting there.
It wasn't blinking lights or anything.
Waited about an hour.
Threw it on the old whipper.
Did you put your charger in the water?
No, because I've read that.
It's not waterproof.
The whoop is waterproof,
but the whip charger is not waterproof.
So you don't know what happened?
I think the batteries is broken.
Or maybe it met the water without me knowing.
Maybe they introduced themselves.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
We got to get that back in action, dude.
I do love the whoop.
I do love the whoop.
I was going to say something to you else that I really was excited about, but I forget what it is.
Something to you else.
I love it, dude.
I love it.
We're in the basement.
Fucking English, just killing it, dude.
I forget.
I forget.
Buy the merch.
Yeah, buy the merch.
You got to buy the merch.
Oh.
Leave reviews, too.
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Those reviews are unbelievable.
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I'll figure it out eventually what I was going to talk about.
Let's move to the next thing.
Washington Redskins change.
their name do you think they're going to change it yeah probably i love how they said um
we're going to do a thorough investigation about changing the name well they're going to come back
and be like yeah we we we have our investigation right but it's so funny it's like okay well you guys
sound so what you mean right just walk in the room hey we're changing it right i think if the redskins
changed their shit i'm buying some of their stuff to have and be like oh yeah that used to be the
washing redskins that used to be you know like the houston oilers just to kind of have it's
kind of cool what's that compton jersey is going to be a lot compton jersey is going to be
little hot commodity.
That content
I might have to get me
one,
but then I'd let you
fuck me
and I can't have that.
You know what I'm saying?
I can't have that.
If you were to change the name,
what would you change it to?
I threw my hat in there a couple times.
You said something about teeth
with Big Cat,
didn't you?
Yeah, Big Cat said
the Washington teeth
and then I said my old chip tooth
has the logo.
Yeah, that's funny.
That was funny.
The boy Josh,
he put together a nice little
graphic for us in no time.
I would love to see it.
The Washington
I said Washington Wolfpack
Of course you did
But doesn't that go?
Is
Every
I mean no no it doesn't
Are there any wolves in D.C.?
Are there wolves in D.C.?
Who gives a shit if there's wolves in D.C.?
Well, the Titans are there
They call this the Athens at the south, correct?
A lot of people think Washington
Washington Redskins is in the state of Washington.
I thought that when I was younger.
That's what I'm saying.
That's a bit of a deal now.
I'll tell you what, you want to talk about a mind explosion?
Hey, that's a funny little deal.
It's fucking Dairy Queen and that?
Solid, dude.
That's some solid underlying deals.
Washington Wolfpack, though.
See, it doesn't play.
Like, you have to probably put something with politics in there.
Why do you got to put something with politics in there?
Yeah.
Something like the capitals.
Apparently, a buddy who owns the Redskins.
Dan Snyder.
Dan Snyder, his partners won out.
Three of them.
40% of the Redskins are for sale.
Taylor, this bus kicks up on revenue.
We might have to get our hands in there.
Might have to get our hands on that.
own a little bit of the team.
Yeah, why not?
Hey, hey, what's this money?
Felt him about a couple of Abrahams.
Like you said?
I don't know.
I've never heard somebody refer to Abraham's as the first name.
A couple of Lincoln's.
The Washington Lincoln's, dude.
Solid.
That's better than the wolf pack.
I like that better.
Like the, like we talking about Athens of the South.
Predators, you know what?
The Predators are named the Predators?
No.
When they were digging the arena out,
they found a skeleton of a saber two tiger.
A saber two tiger in there.
So they became the Nashville Predators.
Right?
Yeah.
Nashville sounds.
Why?
Music City.
See, it all kind of plays.
Houston Oilers, a lot of money, a lot of oil in Texas.
You're right.
No, I mean, you're right.
Arizona Cardinals.
I'm still on board with the Washington Wolfpack, dude.
Hey, I know you are, but that's...
Wolfpack, like Nevada?
Wolfpack, like Washington Wolfpack.
Yeah, but like Nevada is called the Wolfpack, too.
So what?
I think Washington Wolfpack would be sick.
I don't think that be that sick.
I think the idea that is sick, I think what would happen would not be sick.
All right.
You upset?
No.
Would you change the colors?
What do you do?
Black and gray?
No, I mean, you could keep the colors.
Just go wash you to work.
Red Wolf V. L. teeth?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm out on that.
But I'll tell you what, though.
I'll respect to shit out of it.
I'm going to do some homework.
I'm going to do some homework on that.
What do we got?
What else?
Kanye for president
I mean I'm sure we can
Do we have a take
I don't even know what to say about this
I like to stay out of politics myself personally
Yeah
It's just depressing
If I had to vote like Kanye
My man's a little wild
You know what I'm saying
I'm pretty sure you referred himself
As Jesus one time
Yeah he has
Yeah he is
If you think you're God
I can't vote for you
He does
He thinks he's a God
He thinks he's a God
I believe so
I will
You know I'm into the whole conspiracy
Illuminati like I'm on you know
So you think Kanye is it God because of that
No I'm just saying like I
He has said that so you're like oh he thinks that
And I'm saying I think so based on
Conspiracy theories I've seen
Yeah do you think the Luminati
You think Luminati's real?
Yeah
Do you think Jay Z's in it?
Yeah
Do you think Kanye's in it?
Probably
Do you think Kim Kardashian's in it?
Probably
I don't be better
I'm fucking out on that
Um
Which celebrity
Which celebrity would you vote for for president?
I'll tell you what.
I think I know who you would.
I think I'd be the same person.
And say it on three.
One, two, three.
The Rock.
Yeah, dude, let's go.
Hey, that's solid.
I'll tell you what, The Rock got to get a little head on his shoulders.
I'll tell you what, if you're looking at leadership and you, like, imagine being like fucking
whatever the Chinese president is, walk in there, say hello, open the fucking door up.
Holy shit.
Six, four of just broad shoulders.
Dude, the Rock?
I thought, hey, holy shit.
Hey, we're not doing nothing to y'all.
That handshake?
Hey, whatever you want, man.
That's a scary shit, dude.
Could you imagine a negotiation not going well, and you just get rock bottom through a table in the White House?
I'd say I'd vote for the rock for sure.
I shake somebody's hand.
They say their name.
Excuse me.
What did you say your name was?
And as they say it again, it doesn't matter what your name is.
Dude, I love that.
People saying they vote for a celebrity just because they like them.
Like, we don't even know the Rock's policies.
I know, but he seems like a great dude based on his Instagram.
Hey, if he look good on their Instagram, they're good, then they're good, you know what I'm saying?
I know.
It comes up, the rocks of communists, like assholes.
Yeah.
Could happen.
Could happen.
Who's this?
They get canceled?
This cute little adorable.
This is a Usain Bolt's kid.
She's adorable.
Named Olympia Lightning Bolt.
When I saw your question, what would you name?
I thought of Lightning Bolt, so.
No, I think it's a great name.
I think he crushed it.
Anybody else who had named.
their kid that you're an asshole that is perfect yeah you same bowl can name yeah he can name whatever
you want that's a sweet little deal fucking in that promote under the hood i guess we shouldn't read
directly hey we probably should cut that out you know we're not professionals we just do the
fucking we actually are technically we are professionals we make money in this business that's true
you know what i'm saying so we are we just do it our way our way fucking like that so under the hood
Jack's baby, correct?
Is there anybody I'm not referencing?
Between two people, go ahead and give credit.
Like, this isn't a fucking-
Hand a mic over.
Garrett, Garrett and Jack, it's their baby.
Our interns are letting them do their thing, dude.
Jack had an idea of wanting to do like behind-the-scenes stuff
with surrounding bus with the boys,
so catch conversations before and after the episode,
get us driving in, just kind of from a perspective of an intern.
He wanted to make a segment called,
under the hood.
He had a couple
sketchy names,
which was behind the boys.
Oh,
no pause.
Yeah.
Like,
I saw that happen
in your mind too.
You go,
mm-hmm.
No pause.
Whoa.
He also wanted,
like,
behind the bus,
which is still,
mention any of these names.
Those aren't me.
So you're throwing
somebody under the bus now.
I didn't,
you had no problem.
You had no problem.
Yeah,
he said,
oh, two people.
That's me and some other asshole.
And then he's like,
two people.
He had some really sketchy names.
Yeah,
I was Garrett.
Yeah,
I don't know why he would say that.
But under the hood is that behind the scenes look at how shit goes down surrounding the bus,
which I'm a fan of.
I do have a correction.
I have a critique.
Oh, wow.
Publicly you're going to say this.
Yes.
Accountability.
Accountability buddies.
That's right.
I thought the song was kind of trash.
What was the song and play it?
See, Taylor didn't even know.
He saw it.
He asked what it was.
We said it.
He thought dope.
But it's, yeah, it's the intern's baby, dude.
I will say, anytime I watched a movie and you go to the credits,
And they start playing, like, people messing up during scenes or the jackass guys laughing.
Always.
Always.
Love seeing.
That's kind of what this is.
You know what I'm saying?
You see people.
You idolize people.
You look at people.
You're like, wow, bustling with the boys.
What a legendary performance by those guys.
But then you get to see us just being normal dudes.
Yeah.
Just guys being dudes.
Just fucking up.
As if this podcast can't be anymore with that.
You know what I'm saying?
Solid, dude.
Saul, let's hear this thing.
What I call you, Chase?
What do you think about this new?
Under the Hood vlog series.
I think it's dope.
I thought the, what was it called?
Behind the bus at first?
Yeah.
A little sketchy, little suspect.
Behind the boys.
That would,
even more suspect.
Even more.
But, yeah, I think that was that cute ass laugh we're talking about.
I'm fired up for it.
I'm fired up too.
I think you're going to grab it now you said that.
I think you're going to fucking crush it.
And so I believe in it.
Whatever you're going to do, I'm with it, dude.
Fuck yeah, I love how positive you are in this video.
You want to know when it came after?
I even said the conversation.
when you're like, hey, I'm going to be 40 minutes late.
We're starting off the day with some adversity?
What happened? Anything notable?
I was picking up our lattes and our coffee for our guests.
I got a text from Taylor saying, I'm going to be late.
So I responded, this is...
It's not common, but it happens with the boy every now and then.
He responds 40 minutes.
And I guess he's going to get acupuncture.
He thought it was going to be 10 minutes long with his pregnant wife, Taylor.
She's due within the next few weeks, so she's getting acupuncture for a pregnancy stuff.
And I just responded all good.
He goes, see, you tell me all good, but is it?
And I'm like, well, it's happening.
I can respond negatively, but that won't do anything.
Just get here when you can.
Crash the bus, crash the pot.
I have your latte waiting.
There we go.
And we're here.
Latte's on deck.
Lattees on deck.
Kill.
The initial thing was doing copy.
write free music, which we found that song, which I wasn't the biggest fan.
But if you'd heard the other stuff, you would have been a fan of that.
We switched it.
And then we did Remember to Breathe by Sturgel as the song, which worked so well.
And then we got blocked for it.
That's because we're just too popular now.
This podcast is just like on everybody's radar.
Now, when you say we get blocked by it, what does that mean?
Like, we can't post it?
Yeah, YouTube goes about copyright infringement two ways.
They either block it and claim it, but they let the video live.
they just take all the ad revenue or they block it and say you can't upload the video at all.
And that's what they did?
They did for this one.
Yeah.
Ah, damn.
Gotcha.
Well, you know, maybe we'll find a better song next time.
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I hope you're enjoying this wonderful episode.
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But shout out you guys.
There's one last thing.
I was like, read, our review reads.
I'll tell you what I ain't
Realized it.
Today I came across.
We'll have Jack read it.
Should we have a segment
where Jack reads the reviews?
Dude, we should.
Have Jack sit right there and read the reviews there.
Hey, yeah, have Jack read the review.
Have Jack read that.
And today on Stoner Reviews,
bullied by the boys.
Sounds all right.
Can you read that?
Bullied by the boys.
Real quick.
What is that trophy?
Do we win something else?
That is the, you know,
the baseball team that I coach.
So we came in...
So we came in second this weekend
in a tournament of two teams.
Oh, so they're just handing out trophies.
Oh, yeah.
Participations.
The fuck out of here.
Do you get that trophy out of here?
I was going to throw it away.
Gary, get it out of here.
I'll take that trophy to the store
and get it switched out with a bus with the boys plaque.
Yeah.
Looks like we won something else.
But right now we need it off the bus.
Gary, get off the bus.
Second place fucking trophy.
I guess we don't...
Look how big that shit is.
I guess we don't...
Believe in participation trophies?
No.
That shit's like up to somebody.
That's like up to my waist.
That's how big that trophy is.
Second place out of two teams?
Not a big participation guy.
That's podium.
Stand on the podium.
I'm more upset that that's gold.
It should be silver.
I do.
That's another play too, but I mean, still.
Anyway, let's get back to the segment.
I'm pissed off.
All right.
I'm frustrated.
I'm flustered.
Yeah.
Come.
Does that mic work?
Yeah.
All right.
I would hope so.
He said I would hope so.
All right on today's episode.
All right.
everybody welcome jack to the bus with the boys welcome welcome long time listener
is it on i don't it sounds like it's on yeah um hey they're always are you nervous a little bit
you can probably feel i can i can see it i can see it shaking i feel it's heart feel it feel it
i mean put your palm oh hey that thing's bouncing dude hey that thing's banking
big big big big big big big big right on this there is a lot right about it reading back in high school
whatever middle school was, I was with you, man.
It's a tough deal.
It's a very stressful time.
So, you know, you just got to get going.
Hey, he is.
His heart is fucking beat.
I'll tell you what.
If you had me read this right now, I start sweating and I'd piss myself.
If he had a whip on, it'd say he's in a workout, in the middle of a workout right now.
No shit.
I swear to God.
Love whoop.
Hey, come.
Hey, relax.
I can hear my headphones.
I get this guy at edible.
There you go.
Take a breath.
Yeah.
All right.
Welcome to our new segment.
I'm Jack, the intern.
And this is bullied.
by the boys five stars.
At least it was a good bully.
Today, I came across a video on Instagram
in which video I felt personally attacked.
This video depicted various levels of fanhood for a podcast.
I find myself in a state of self-reflection.
Found, go back, redo it.
What do that?
I found myself.
Don't do that.
I said I found.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You said I find.
It's all right.
I found myself in a state of reflection
and realized I was not where I wanted to be.
I felt down.
down on myself.
Oh, shit.
Like I just got wedged from hell and hung on a locker.
It's interesting.
So I decided to stand up for myself.
I will not allow myself to be in a situation to feel like this ever again, I said.
So here I am, bored at work, about to listen to my first episode of Busting with the Boys.
Shaka.
Shaka.
Dude, five stars.
Five star review, five star read.
Shout out.
Game of Thrones.
Or GOT.
Giant Or GASmic test.
these, dude. Yep. That guy is not a
virgin. This is a great review
dude. Five stars. This guy
probably, he probably subscribed,
unsubscribe, or resubscribed. This guy's
on a fast track to a tier one.
He's on a fast track. He is. Respect
and love that. All right, bring up
the next one.
The boys.
Five stars from Nick V
1974. Before you go any
further. Yeah. I know,
dude. I almost don't want to do that. You better
fucking do this.
like an actual dog would do it.
Don't say the word.
Be the word.
It's getting heavy.
Feel it.
Feel it.
Feel his chest while he does it.
Bork, bark, bark, bark.
No, no.
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
That's wolf for the boys.
No, because it wasn't good enough.
What are we doing?
Bring up another one, dude.
Oh, no, the fan!
Oh, God.
Finally, a normal name.
Say the name.
D'Boy's from Noah Gaither.
I think, is that they pronounced that?
Hey, at least we got Noah.
That's a fake name.
Shout out Noah, dude.
Shout out Noah's fake name.
Five stars.
I was scared and lonely.
I was a scared and lonely puppy before the wise guidance of Taylor, period.
Interesting period.
There's a lot of grammar in this one that probably is my grammar, but his word struck power into me,
transforming me into one of the boys.
Taylor taught me patience,
especially when dealing with those
who are disrespectful
and interrupt before the climax of the story.
I'd say who,
but no free shoutouts.
Love you guys and appreciate the laughs.
Four wolf emojis.
Thank you, Noah Gaither.
I love the way you said that.
I would have liked you to say
a wolf emoji, wolf emoji, wolf emoji, wolf emoji.
We can probably cut it.
No, no, no, it's fine.
We'll just leave that.
Was it run to grow on?
When to grow on.
There you go.
Hey, someone's,
birthday's coming out.
Yours?
I like how he did it.
Like it was mine.
Hey, someone's birthday's coming out.
Oh, man.
Hey, shout out Noah, dude.
Shout out Noah's fake day.
That's definitely not true.
But I appreciate I can be a, what was it,
teaching you patience.
I don't think I've ever taught anybody patience in my entire life.
But you taught him.
taught Noah.
All right, Jack.
All right.
The Boys, original.
Five stars by, I'm not sure.
I'm not going to try and pronounce that name.
Honestly, if you'd
told me that I would get to be sued by the greatest linebacker of all time and a man who has become my father.
I would have said it doesn't exist, but God, damn, I love the big hugs and tiny kisses.
God, sacrilegious and beautiful.
What a gordon.
I was a good lie.
I enjoy seeing the comments when people talk about my voice being soothing.
Yeah.
You feel like my voice is soothing?
No question.
Did you see the excitement?
I have you on tape at home.
I put you before I go to sleep.
I've cut up a bunch of words.
Hey, the call map should get me,
have me do a little voiceover story.
I'll tell you what,
no free shout-outs,
no-frey shout-outs call map,
but bring that paper so we're going to buy the Redskins.
Or the make-nobody mads.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Hey, good job.
Thank you guys for doing reviews.
Thank you for doing that.
It was unbelievable.
You did great, Jack.
Thanks, guys.
How do you feel now?
Feel my heart.
Way better.
Pretty calm.
Yeah, it has one done a lot.
That shit was rumbling.
You were close to a heart attack.
You got to ride the wave.
I'll tell you what, I wouldn't have done that good.
I know I wouldn't have been that good.
You noticed a period.
I would have never...
He said you noticed a period.
When I see a period, I fuck it.
I hammer, fuck through that thing.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm one run on sentence, dude.
This is a solid pod.
This is a solid pie.
I enjoyed this pod.
Hey, subscribe, Ray 5 stars.
Always.
Leave reviews like this so Jack can use this fun little voice and read them.
Yeah.
Follow us everywhere.
And shout us out, dude.
show us some love tier ones we hear you bring them tier two's along dude and the up but the that the tier
three's oh big we know you're back there in the darkness dude flip the light on get the cockroaches out
there and come on the bus dude that's right big hugs tiny kisses always guys gals people of all ages
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We love you guys.
We appreciate you so much.
Keep being for the fucking boys.
Keep being a wolf.
The biggest of hugs and the tiniest of kisses.
We love you.
We appreciate you.
Tune in next week for another episode of Bus with the Boys.
Hey, guys, it's us.
The Jonas Brothers.
I'm Joe.
I'm Kevin.
And I'm Nick.
And guess what?
We created our own podcast called,
Hey, Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it out.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick.
Tired and sick.
Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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Your 20s can be so exciting, but they can also be really overwhelming, confusing, and honestly, just kind of lonely.
May is Mental Health Awareness Month, and the psychology of your...
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I was six years into my career, the 80-hour weeks, and just the first one in, the last one out,
and I ended up burning out.
There was a large chunk of my 20s that I, like, was just so wanting to, like, be out of that
phase out of my skin, and I just, like, really regret not living in the present more.
You don't need to have everything figured out right now.
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Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is, getting a racist statue removed.
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