Bussin' With The Boys - Boys of Summer

Episode Date: July 13, 2020

Recorded: July 7, 2020 The Boys are back again, and they're riding solo for this one. On today's episode, Will and Taylor open it up by shouting out a couple of the billionaire athletes of the world, ...and Taylor calls a BIG TIME future guest. Next up, The Bus is divided on who has the best fast food burger, and a debate forms on a what-if boxing match between LeBron and The Baddest Man On The Planet, Mike Tyson. The Boys then break down a couple of the newest NFL contracts, and they offer their submissions for The Washington Redskins' new team name. Will & Taylor close it out by announcing their endorsement for the upcoming presidential election, and Intern Jack reads some of the best pod reviews of the week. Another week, another HEATER from The Boys. Enjoy! ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Website: https://www.bussinwtb.comFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:42 This episode of Bustin with the Boys, the Boys, is presented by Barstool Sports. Welcome to Bustin with the Boys. My name is Tara Luan, your dad. To my right is, some might say best friends, his words, not mine, but also Wolf, uncle, soothing voices. some people will say it was we found out in this podcast. Handsome ass cat before and after the teeth, but definitely after the teeth.
Starting point is 00:02:04 The teeth definitely knocked you up like two notches, which is an impressive. That's like a 20% deal. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I think somebody asked me on my Twitter question, how much were the teeth? How much were they?
Starting point is 00:02:15 14 grand. 14 grand. I'll tell you what. Worth every penny too. Yes. Your teeth. You have patched my home's teeth. Shout out.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Clint Newman. Worth every penny. Clint Newman. No free shoutouts. No free shoutouts. No free shout out. I've been thinking about doing the teeth. Best of best of my teeth.
Starting point is 00:02:27 ever made. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I've been thinking about doing the teeth thing, but I've, there's too straight right now. They're not yellow yet. But when I look at your teeth, I think to myself, man, I like some choppers like that. You know what you're going to say. I almost lost what you're going to say. I almost lost it, but I didn't. I'll tell you what, though, I'm, I'm bubbling in my tummy right here, because you made me hot by interrupting me. You know what I'm saying? Are you already getting mad? I just know the last time with the fucking deal. with the intro. I think
Starting point is 00:03:00 hot take, you kind of like getting a little worked up in the interview. You think I like getting hot and bothered? Is that what you're saying from you? No, worked up. You like it when you,
Starting point is 00:03:09 you think I like it when you rile with me up? I think so. I think it helps you deliver in the intro. We're doing a shit job right now, aren't we? Well, go ahead. Take it over. I'll tell you what,
Starting point is 00:03:17 ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bust with the boys. My name is Terrell I'm accompanied by Will Compton, the uncle. Need you do this little favor, a little quick tidbit before we jump on the thing. All right, put us on pause, but not yet.
Starting point is 00:03:26 wait until I finish seeing the whole thing, then put us on pause. I'll tell you actually, again, when to pause and then we'll know. Here's the deal. Close your eyes. Open them up. What do you see? You're hearing, whatever. If it's Tuesday you're seeing, if it's Monday, you're hearing.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I need you on the early day, on the Mondays, on the Tuesdays. Those are the big days. Those are the tier one days. Huge. I need you to go. I need you to subscribe and I need you to rate five stars on the boys. I need you to go to your social media platform. Maybe shout out the boys, all right, on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Or maybe you go to Twitter or you go to Facebook. The boy didn't have Facebook, but some people do. all right and we like it we i think we have a tic-tok but we don't really use a tick a little a little weird up and down with tic-tok you know what i'm saying we're here we're ticking then we're talking we're not taking then we're talking it's kind of a weird little deal right now what you need to do though hit all them deals throw them a follow follow pick up your phone call call a friend say hey bust one of the boys if you heard of it they'll say no i've never heard of it you okay well i need you go on your instagram and then you explain to them exactly exactly what i
Starting point is 00:04:19 just said record the conversation record the conversation and put it on i need you to now pause me and go do it. Thank you for doing that. Now that we are no longer pause, we have, we have, we have a great podcast for you today. A lot of,
Starting point is 00:04:31 a lot of upcoming topics. We hit the, we hit the, we hit the Redskins deal. We hit the Cam Newton deal. We hit the boy, Patchamah Holmes. The boy called Patcham Holmes.
Starting point is 00:04:39 He actually answered. It's been 24 hours since he signed that contract. Yes. And this man's picking up phone calls. Yes, on the golf course. If I,
Starting point is 00:04:46 if I signed a $500 million dollar contract, I might just get rid of a phone. You know what I'm saying? Life's different, I might, I might not give a fuck anymore. You know what I'm saying? What's crazy?
Starting point is 00:04:54 He answered and he said, half a Billy, what's up? Yeah. He did say that, didn't he? Yeah. Or maybe he didn't. But you'll have to watch the whole entire episode to find it out, won't you? All right.
Starting point is 00:05:03 The big subject. Merch? In and Outverse Waterburne. Oh, that was a big one. That one actually riled me up pretty good for about 15, 20 minutes. Yeah. What a burger? Ass, dude.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Fucking ass. Then you also hear in the podcast that I actually laid down my sort a little bit, and I can't remember because it was 13 years old. In an Out Burger, though, I've had recently. And my God, it's like heaven between two buns. baby. All right. No pause. I see you looking at me though. That went through your head. I'm just watching. Just delicious meat in between two buns. Delicious. You know what I'm saying? Just taking that meat in between those tight two buns and that's in and out burger, dude, or between two lettuce buns because we can go protein salad and my buddy Blas knows.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Speaking of Bloss is here. So shut up Bloss. Shut up Bloss. He has not been around. I called Bloss one day. I was, hey, Bloss, what's the deal? Why haven't you been around? But I'm happy to have him back, dude. So, Electrostack to have the boy back. Thank you for watching this. Always big hugs, tiny kisses.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Drop the hook. Love you to death. That's another pod, boys. Congratulations. Boys! Fucking boys! I see a collared shirt in the back. Fucking killing him out there, buddies.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Zach got pissed at that. You see him? I know. He's a spark plug, dude. He is a little spark plug. That's the thing about Zach Patton. One minute. It's all good.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Are we going? We're rolling? We're rolling. Let's think about Zach, man. There's one minute. He's fucking happy-go-lucky guy. When heard of fly. And then you say something.
Starting point is 00:06:47 That's a little hillbilly voice. Just irks him a little bit. I know. Rubs him wrong. You know what it is, though? Little Man syndrome. No, you think he's got that? I mean, everybody does.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Everybody does inherently. It's genetics. Yeah. It's just how much it shows. Who's taller? Who's taller? It's a good question. That is a good question.
Starting point is 00:07:06 That is. Boss, you got a little man. syndrome? Yeah, for sure. Hey, do you really? He can admit it. You got that thing? That's the first thing you got to do is you got to admit you have a problem. You got to acknowledge it. I'll tell you what, Little Man syndrome, it's not the worst thing in the world.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Except unless you're like Napoleon. Like Napoleon had that shit. Hey, go ahead. Use a mic. It's a little bit. Yeah, we got six back there. We got six back there. Yeah, we got, we're growing. All white dudes too. I wouldn't even say it's up out here. Is it, is a volume on? Yeah, you know. I would say it's just more of a chip, man.
Starting point is 00:07:35 I don't think it's a little man syndrome. more of a chip on my shoulder. Yeah, like that hat you're wearing. Oh, do you like that? Yeah, I saw you turn around
Starting point is 00:07:42 with that bullshit, dude. Boss is rocking that San Francisco 49ers hat. Titans probably would have beat the 49ers if we beat Patrick Mahomes and it's half a billion dollar deal. Yo,
Starting point is 00:07:52 shout up Patrick Mahomes. Shout out, Patrick Mahomes. I almost say 500 billion. $500 billion. Let's fucking go. 500 mill, dude. What an absolute stunt. An absolute gangster out there.
Starting point is 00:08:04 I know. Ten years. Who signs that? Ten years. I don't know. Do we have articles that kind of break down the contract? Because initially you're fired up, but you kind of want to learn. You kind of want to know about the deal.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Here's what I know about the deal. Because there's also some devil's advocate out there's always devil's advocate. I know. But it's not like he's not a dude that's signing like some dude's signing a 10-year, $100 million deal. And it's like, oh, you made $10 million a deal. That's solid. Like this dude's making like $108 million a first four years.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Is that what it is? It's something crazy like that. Because I saw someone put out, I think it was like, but bleak that. But bleak that. the proms the patch of my home's contract i don't know about this already well we can read the del's advocate side we i mean we can play both sides we can play both sides be in the middle because we're for the boys at the end of the day would you be i mean if you're patma homes i don't in my mind i'm not seeing any negative with half a bill yeah like
Starting point is 00:08:53 imagine and then once you become it's not even about half a billion dollars once you get that people get it's 450 listen it i think it like adds up i think it's a little over five oh three yeah a little over five. Is it 503? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he's basically in there for 12 years. He's not thing for 12 years, dude. But if you, he's going to get that money and then all the people like with money that
Starting point is 00:09:16 want to endorse players want to endorse the highest played athlete of all time. Right. You know what I'm saying? So you're saying a lot. So he's going to have hundreds of millions of dollars more come. This dude, Pat Mahomes might be hot take right now. He might be one of those athletes that make a bill. million dollars.
Starting point is 00:09:35 He might be one of those cats. Right with LeBron James, right? With LeBron James, Mayweather, I think, did that, and Cristiano Ronaldo. First half a billion dollar contract by an athlete. Is that what that said? Ever. Yeah, but it's a sports contract
Starting point is 00:09:48 because LeBron James, and I'm going to butcher it, I'm not going to have the exact numbers right, but he's got like a lifetime $30 million a year deal with Nike. A year. Really? Like you spend all your MBA money, you spend all your other money, because you know you got 33 coming to the bank
Starting point is 00:10:02 every single year. with Nike. That dude just does it, man. He kills it, dude. He opens a school. He owns an uninterrupted. He owns it? Yeah, he's a big owner.
Starting point is 00:10:13 His first contract coming out of high school from Nike was 90 million before he stepped on the court. Get the fuck. And I think they just raised a hundred million to jumpstart a like a black network, right? I want to get on that network. Dude. You got to have a token white guy if you're doing like a, uh, it's got to have a token white guy. It can't be a black network. Is that what it's called?
Starting point is 00:10:33 I think it's like it's like it's already made it's called BET. I think it's already a thing. Right. People were kind of comparing the two, but I want to say he's jump starting like a like a black affiliated like media network. Yeah. That fires. Building that eco footprint in the black community, which is huge. Let's swim back.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Hey, let's swim back to the top. Let's swim back to the top. Patrick Mahomes. He did it. Half a bill, dude. What do you think he does? Did you also hear that there's a big waterburger? I've seen your, I've seen you going back and forth.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Is that his name? Mickey Ryan. Mickey Ryan. And no disrespect. Shout to Mickey Ryan. Shout to Mickey Ryan. He's a boy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:10 I think he works for 104-5. He's a 104-5 guy, a 102-5 guy. He's one of the five guys. He's one of the five guys. Speaking of the guy, I can't hear myself in the thing. I can hear myself in the thing. Oh, Mickey Ryan. There it is.
Starting point is 00:11:23 You guys know I struggle when I start to lose the hearing. All right, we're good. No, I have to hear myself. Mickey Ryan. Yeah, Mickey Ryan. One of the five guys, right? But this is not a one or four, five, the zone. That's what he works with.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Good dude. Said something about What a Burger. Okay? Here's the deal. Fuck What a Burger. Because there was a small piece of my life. And in Arizona, you have access to it all. You got five guys.
Starting point is 00:11:51 You got In and Out. You got What a Burger. You got them all. And a sleeper, I think people don't really think about it's Fat Burger. Have you read Fat Burger? Never had that. Because you're from Bontah, Missouri. You don't have the access like Arizona done.
Starting point is 00:12:02 We got Hardee's and DQ, baby. Hardies, so Hardies is Carl's Juror. Hardies is Carl's Juror in Arizona. You know what I'm saying? You call it Carl's Juror? Nah, well, you know, they hit that hip. Cool kids do. When did you start doing that?
Starting point is 00:12:14 Was that like a middle school? Anthony Stevens started doing that. Yeah, part of the sexy six, the squad. So yeah, Mickey Ryan starts talking about getting a Waterburger to Nashville. Getting a Waterburger to Nashville. I'm on board with it. The reason why we got on this is because Patma Holmes,
Starting point is 00:12:27 apparently allegedly has said, I want Waterburger in Kansas City. Oh, yeah, he did. And now what's happening? I wonder if he owns that. He needs to start. Guess what? Ching,
Starting point is 00:12:38 just did it. Yeah, he owned. More money, that $4.50 million on contract. That thing is a bill, dude. I'm telling you right now. He's going to have three commas at the end of his contract. You know what I'm saying? Dude.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Then three commas in that bank account, dude. Life is fucking different. Life is different, dude. Pick apart the contract all you want. It's in favor of the team. It's in favor. You're laying your head on bit on your pillow at night. After signing that deal,
Starting point is 00:13:01 thinking I just signed a half a billion dollars. That dude doesn't even know what Southwest is anymore, dude. Almost teared up. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't know. He doesn't even know what American is. He needs to buy a Southwest jet. Oh, he's got to get a plate. You got to, because you're so famous now.
Starting point is 00:13:16 He changed him. He's like, you're the man, dude. He's the fucking man. Hey, Pat, if you're listening, if you know busting with the boys, you are the fucking man, dude. He knows. We need to get him on.
Starting point is 00:13:25 If there's any interview he needs to do, it needs to be one with the boys. Bustin with the boys for sure. I see the wheels turning up there. I might call him right now. He will be the answers? Do you want me see if he answers? Yeah, let's see if he answers.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Let's fucking go. Who cares? I think Travis Kelsey's coming this month. No, he's not. I think he is. Don't say a word. Yo, what's up? You just sign a half a billion dollar contract
Starting point is 00:13:54 and you're answering my phone call right now? Yeah, man. I'm actually at a charity golfing thing right now. Sorry, sir. You're at a charity golf thing? I figure you can't even have people around you, dude. No, yeah, no, I had just, like, scheduled charity golf outing that, like, auctioned off at my life. I was different for Taylor, too.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Oh, my God. Well, I was actually calling to say, congratulations. I'm doing an episode of Bustin' With the Boys right now. We're just spent the first 15 minutes of our podcast, just blowing you. So, congratulations. I appreciate it. I appreciate all y'all. I saw some of y'all's tweets at all.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Well, hey, I'll tell you what, you have an opportunity here. A lot of that money can get you on a plane real fast. Come to get a bus with the boys. Hey, tell him if he's going to do an interview. He's going to do that. I know. Tell me it makes sense. Hell yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:14:44 I appreciate it. All right, but have fun of your golf tournament. All right, later. So, dude, just doesn't know if the fucking wants. Hang on. Life's different for us. Let's go. We're going to play this on cool, like, weird flex, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:03 You know. Pat Mahomes. So Pat Mahomes, like Sequin Barkley. I will say this. Got to meet those guys at the Pro Bowl. Those dudes don't know what they're doing. for the game of football. They're unbelievable people. Oh, they really are.
Starting point is 00:15:16 There somebody called me randomly that I barely kind of knew. I knew them, but I didn't know him. I'm not answering the phone. I thought myself, it might go, do-do, the number of you have dialed. There's no longer. Yeah, but you're also, hey, hang on now, you're Taylor-Lawan. You carry some weight. You carry some weight. There's a little. I had a $450 million weight. Not that, but hey, 80.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Hey, 80. A, when I make, my whole contract is less than when he makes in a year. No, no, not your whole contract. less than he makes in a year. There was something that came out. I think he's making 30 or 20-something this year. You're talking about first few years, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:50 I saw some stat by a different website that said something along the lines of the first four years, Pat, makes like $104 million a year. That one might be total. Because the next two years, it was kind of like your situation. He still has to play out the rest of his rookie deal. But now he's getting like 20-something million and then maybe like 30 to the second year. There it is right there. yeah 24 anyway the thing I saw that was like
Starting point is 00:16:17 whatever Ryan Tannahill is making the fittest four years like he made in like yes yes yes you're right yeah yeah you're right so how am I saying something that's so wrong right now because I feel like well you you said your entire contract is less than what he makes in one year right I'm saying in his first four years yes by far by you pretty much yeah but not in one year
Starting point is 00:16:37 that's all I was saying oh and the boy got a little heat yeah he's got a no trade clause in that piece I don't even know you could do that. I know. Shout CA, dude. A couple of guys have done that recently, right? It's kind of like brought your attention to it. Somebody else just did it, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:51 I'll tell you what, next contract again? I'm putting that piece in there. Trade deadline, scary as shit. After the drill casey thing, ain't nobody. Ain't nobody safe. Nobody's safe out there, dude. It's a crazy deal, dude. Bullets are flying everywhere.
Starting point is 00:17:04 You're ducking. You got a vest on. You're playing Rocket League one night and you just get a text that you traded. Oh, you're gone? That house that you thought about building, Duh, you're going to The trash. You're going to sell it.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Go sell it. Go sell it the will because he's going to live here. You know what I'm saying? That's crazy, I'll throw you a couple Abraham Lincoln's. I appreciate that. About 15, but, like, you know,
Starting point is 00:17:23 15, yeah. Dollars? $1,000. I'll tell you what, they eat you a couple shitty burgers. What a burger. Let's get you. But back on that,
Starting point is 00:17:33 dude, because, you know, first off, my home, shout out to boy, dude. He's such a legend, dude. That guy's an absolute stud. Even if you're a Kansas City fan, hate him death,
Starting point is 00:17:41 on the other hand, because he did beat us going to a eighth championship, which we would have been Super Bowl champions against the 49ers. But got to love that guy, right? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:17:48 top-notch cat. Yeah, I mean, he just answered your call. He's on a golf course for charity and he answered a call. He answered your call. It's a boy right there. That's a boy right there.
Starting point is 00:17:56 That's a boy. In-and-out burger is the best burger you can buy out of franchise. That is just how it is. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, there ain't a lot of claps going on on the bus right now.
Starting point is 00:18:05 I'm clapping. I was kind of clapping just because I was joining the crowd because I was thinking of something else my head because he said, you all crack me up on social media. Yeah. He did. I've seen a couple of them things. He said it. He did. That is
Starting point is 00:18:17 his voice. He said that. Shout out the boy. Hey, you know what's funny when grid iron, that grid iron show? Oh, yo, that shit is hilarious. When they do, Pat Mahomes's voice, that shit is so funny. It's a whole dog. He's not so crazy, dude. We got we got a bus divided out here, dude.
Starting point is 00:18:33 In-and-out burger's the best burger, hands down. I don't know about hands-down. I don't know about hands-down. The bun is fresh. The ingredients are all within 20 mile radius of where it, like where the in and out is, within 20 miles. That's where they have to get their ingredients. Oh, you didn't know that, did you? No, because you grew up in Nashville, Tennessee. All right?
Starting point is 00:18:50 And you know how many healthy places you got in Nashville, Tennessee? Half of one. All right? Half of one. There's probably one out there. Kava's half. Kava's like a fourth. True food kitchen.
Starting point is 00:18:59 True food is like a fourth. So you got a half, right? Everything else. Hattie B's delicious. Haddy B's delicious. Not on the hips, though. You know what I'm saying? make it look a little gooey in the middle.
Starting point is 00:19:11 You know what I'm saying? In an Out Burger? If you're going to treat yourself, go ahead. And if you don't know in an Out Burger, and you should if you don't. But I'm going to give you a little lesson. There's your menu. You got your hamburger.
Starting point is 00:19:22 You got your cheeseburger. You got your double double. But you can go protein style. You can go animal style. You can go Neapolitan milkshake. All right. What's that? Strawberry milk shake.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate, all wrapped up into one. It's delicious, but it kind of tastes like strawberry, a little bit of chocolate in there. Yeah. It's really what it's up tasting like. It's delicious. Animal fries.
Starting point is 00:19:41 There's a whole different menu. So I'm firm in my throne. In and Out Burger is the best burger. I went to the hospital like six times in three months one time. Dirt bike accident. Love dirt bikes. Didn't love me back. I was a shit, dirt bike rider.
Starting point is 00:19:54 I ended up at the hospital. We'll cross the street from the hospital is Waterburger. All right? Every time I went to that damn hospital, I had to go to Whirlberger. Trash. You really weren't a fan of Waterburger at all. So here's where... Hang on.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Here's we're all laid on the sword. That's exactly what I was going to say. I was going to say, let's lay down the swords. And let's be objective. Like, you really didn't enjoy Whataburger at all. Here is where I'll stand. The last time I had Woodburger was about 13 years old. All right?
Starting point is 00:20:20 It's about 13. Okay. 16 years ago on the 22nd. He's an ancient change. I think. I think them buds are a little more developed now than taste buds. You think so? I think what a burger is good.
Starting point is 00:20:33 What I don't like about what a burger is a spicy ketchup. I think that is an awful. I think they're spicy ketchup. Good concept sounds great. I think their spicy ketchup product is horrendous. But I think Waterburger is a very good burger. It's bigger.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Feels full in your hand. Really? No pause. Yeah, no pause. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna close my ice cream talking. So, they have a soft bun as well. Fresh. Their meat is fresh. Sesame seeds on them, thanks? No sesame seeds. Get a picture. Pull a picture up. Pull a picture up. I got it right here.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Because I'm going to explain this to you. Keep telling you. You pick the burger up. It's packed in a nice wrap. Okay. It's got the nice. It's the white, tinfoil. Like, come on, give me the detail.
Starting point is 00:21:13 It's got the orange writing on it. It looks delicious. Yeah. You open it up. Hey, boys, you see how that, the bun is packed on the burger. Oh. So it's a filling burger meat in between your two hands. No pause.
Starting point is 00:21:27 And you put that burger in your mouth, dude. You bite down. And in my opinion, you could have a debate about it being better than in and out. Because in and out is smaller. in and out is a smaller burger. Hey, what the fuck? You're making me uncomfortable right now. Because I'm closing my eyes?
Starting point is 00:21:43 Yeah. I'm just in my mind. I just keep talking. You kind of keep moving. Because I'm feeling. I'm feeling the picture. Picture say a thousand words. Was your mouth watering?
Starting point is 00:21:51 It was the way you explained it. Now when I look at this. Look at that burger though, dude. 100%. Guess what? That is great marketing. I've ever seen a curl. I have.
Starting point is 00:21:59 I have. You ever seen curls? Okay, that's a little bit better. That's a little more on the... You like that? That's a thick bitch, dude. That's a 2C thick bitch.
Starting point is 00:22:07 It's not one of those buns where you look at it. It looks nice and filling and you grab it and it starts to tear a little bit and there's all this fluff involved. Yeah. Like that burger is packed together. So it's full. Yeah. And it's held together by mustard. What's up?
Starting point is 00:22:20 A shit ton of mustard. You know what it's good. You might have had a bad experience. How many times you've had it? I lived in Texas for a little while. Oh, shit. So you're a Whataburger guy or no. No.
Starting point is 00:22:29 No. He's not on the West Coast, man. Okay. Well, there you go. You got a sword. You're on a hill right now. I respect it. I'm in Arizona.
Starting point is 00:22:36 It's a West Coast kind of Salter. type verse one versus the other. Water burger is definitely a Texas thing. Yes, it is. Cole McCoy's huge on it. Is he? Yeah, every time we go hunting, he's like that, that water burger.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I don't know, that's not his voice, but I like that. Yeah, I tell you what, you kind of liked it. It's like that Texas voice. If you could start talking like that, I'd appreciate you probably a little bit more. Hey, man, I get that water burger. Yeah, I know we're going hunting now. I'll tell you what, warm and fuzzy on the inside. So that button looks like ass.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Waterburger is, okay, I'll tell you what's up. Pull up and in and out. Pull up and in and out. fully out of the conversation like not even we're talking about five guys is there anybody in here that thinks five guys is the best burger no one the best no but five guys still is it's not like a shitty burger
Starting point is 00:23:18 here's where five guys fucks up too many options if you fuck up with too many options I'm a sauce guy you know me you know I love my sauces so when I start throwing 15 different sauces on that piece things don't taste so right I can't be trusted with the options well that's your own that's you I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:23:34 well that's right that's why everyone has an opinion Were you the kid that went up to a fountain soda and did like the suicide and you just mixed them all? When I was below 10. Yeah. 10 or below. Yeah. Just went crazy. And if I still drink soda, if I still drink soda, it tastes like bubble gum, didn't it?
Starting point is 00:23:49 Hey, now that's a bit. That kind of got you peep a little hard, didn't it? Yeah. I'm a huge fan of In-N-Out. You know I was out there in Oakland. Yeah. Went out after every game. Did you really?
Starting point is 00:23:58 Right next to the stadium. Fuck, I bet you smacked them thing. Smacked them. Yeah. Very fucking good. How good of their French fries? Because some sloppy McSlapper tin was. on my Twitter piece saying something
Starting point is 00:24:08 along the lines of all their dog shit soggy fries. They make them deals right in front of you, dude. I seen some guy put the potato on the thing and then pull the thing down. And when you pull the thing down, little non-cooked French fries come out. But he takes some things, put them in the sauce thing,
Starting point is 00:24:26 pops them in the sauce thing, pops them out, let's them cool, throws them in the deal, get some sauce on that deal, but bam! And it's on there. It's a nice little deal. Guess number 82? Oh, fuck yeah. That's me walking over there.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Guess number 82? That's me. Here you go. I also had a Neapolitic. Oh, yep, right here. Boom. Like she turns the person, as she's turning,
Starting point is 00:24:48 the other person, hands it to her, and she keeps on rotating. That's the kind of shit. That's the kind of shit. What a Burger? Here's a What a Burger fucks up. You don't have to go back if you don't. 13-year-old Taylor.
Starting point is 00:25:00 You're right. Talking about it's a What-A-Burger experience. You know what? That's true. But if you, if you're a wrapping paper for your burger is yellow, I'm out. You don't scream hearty and, like, solid, and I'm going to put this in my, my belly. And when it comes out, it's not going to fight back.
Starting point is 00:25:16 You know what I'm saying? When I, when, when, that's what I want with my end and out burger. When I see the yellow wrapping, I think, oh, that's a battle when you sit on that toilet. I want a battle. You want a battle. I welcome a battle. Grit and spit. You're all about.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Piss and vinegar, dude. I want that burger to fuck my ass out. Oh my. Hey, no pause. No pause. No pause. Not on this podcast. My word, sir.
Starting point is 00:25:39 A, yellow wrapping paper, also McDonald's. I know. I, yeah, McDonald's, I feel like to get to that wrap. I was about five or six. I used to slap a couple of McDonald's burgers. You get them $1.29, two burgers, $1.21. Tom, hey, throw some mac sauce in that piece, extra 50 cents? Max sauce, baby.
Starting point is 00:25:55 That was kind of a solid little deal. Yes. Growing up in Missouri, when the Cardinals were in the playoffs, Big Macs were a dollar a pop. Are you fucked? So me and the boy, me and the boys, we get in, skip a class, go to McDonald's. Got to. By about three Big Macs. You know in high school
Starting point is 00:26:09 and your metabolism is really high. I tell you what, I feel like my metabolism is better now. But I feel like ignorance is bliss. Once you find out what's healthy for you and what's not healthy for you, that's your body is like, guess we're fucked.
Starting point is 00:26:20 I'm over here. I'm a young kid. I'm walking around my mom. I'm holding her hand. Everything is great. I go get a cheeseburger. Cheeseburger's delicious. I eat it.
Starting point is 00:26:25 She's like, oh, you grow up and big and strong. I said, yeah, mom, I am. You know what I'm saying? Fast forward 15 years later. I'm looking at it. I'm like, oh, a cheeseburger. Someone goes, you know those aren't good for you, right? Huh?
Starting point is 00:26:34 Yeah, those aren't good for you. Would you say? Yeah, if you eat the deal, if you eat the cheeseburger instead of the chicken, the chicken's better for you than the cheeseburger. Yeah, yeah. Then all of a sudden eat a cheeseburger, you look in the mirror,
Starting point is 00:26:44 you're a little soft conscious. That's a little deal right there. That's why I would say your metabolism's not faster now. I think it's more mental. What do you think what's more mental? Once you know, you're fucking me up right now. You're fucking be upright now.
Starting point is 00:27:00 What is more mental? Hey, first off, who put the fan right here? Who put the fan right there? Fucking rights, Blas. You know why? And it out, guys. You know what I'm saying? Hey, keep it on topic.
Starting point is 00:27:10 What's fucking mental, dude? Okay, so high school, right? You weight gain guy in high school? Or wait, lose guy? I just live. You live in your life. Okay, cool. Congratulations, that's amazing.
Starting point is 00:27:22 The boy was toting around that left tackle piece at about 235. All right? It was all, I got to gain that weight. People, hey, eat this, eat that way. at three in the morning, have a protein shake, eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Kind of just figuring it out. Right? So you just start eating.
Starting point is 00:27:37 What's good for you? Well, steak is not as good for you as chicken. So I would eat chicken. But it doesn't matter what kind of chicken doesn't matter. If it's fried chicken, grilled chicken, baked chicken, it's just chicken. You think you're throwing protein in your body. You just think you're throwing protein in your body. So you're like, okay, the boy's developing.
Starting point is 00:27:49 All right? I'm looking good. I'm feeling myself. But then some sociopath walks by whispers in your ear, hey, that fried chicken is not as good for you. It's a fried chicken. Sounds good. you're like fuck one more bite of that fried chicken guess what you're a little insecure now because you think I thought I was doing so good but I'm really not doing that's good am I metabolism yes but also it's mental it's a mental game it's a mental game with food I agree I'm trying to figure out what's mental metabolism is that what you're saying is not metabolism is the thing
Starting point is 00:28:18 because you said I think my metabolism is better now and I'm like uh I think my metabolism is better now than I was in high school well you don't eat shitty like you pull a picture up of me in high school please yeah but you don't you don't you don't what I'm saying is you don't eat bad like you did in high school. I'm thinking of one specific picture dude is at the Under Armour Cam. But if you ate like you did in high school now consistently for a year, you look pretty sloppy. Yeah, you're probably right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It takes a lot to look this average. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:31:44 Enjoy. So you've solved on a water burger is your favorite franchise burger of all time? No, I think it's tough. Okay. I think where I come in is I didn't have either of them until I got, until I was on the Redskins and we traveled to the West Coast and everybody's just started arguing. Texas versus California.
Starting point is 00:31:59 They were going at each other's neck, dude. Yeah. And so when we went to Arizona, went to Waterberger. Sure. When we played, actually, we got them the same day. Wow. Either way, either way. I got to try both of them.
Starting point is 00:32:12 And I thought they were both great. I just felt like everybody's kind of like, you know, it's kind of a pride thing. So where did you order is your pride line? You don't really have a, do you not have a horse in this race? Yeah, I don't think I do. Montana Missouri, ladies, gentlemen. Yeah, I think if in and out or Wooda Burger came to Nashville, I'd be hyper I'd be jumping on the train pumping it all.
Starting point is 00:32:29 If What a burger came to Nashville right now, I would eat it once because I need to readjust. I have to be, okay, I got to go try it out. I gotta go try it out and see how it is. If in and out came to Nashville, I'd be there three times a week for at least a month. Now, fuck ShakeShack. Who said that back there?
Starting point is 00:32:49 Hey, Shake Shack's not fucking bad either, dude. I like Shake Shack. Hey, fuck, Shake Shet. All right, we've heard me and Bloss and Will's opinion. Can we just go around the room real quick, starting with General Patton in the back? General Patton, I like that. So I've actually never been to in and out,
Starting point is 00:33:08 so I don't know if I've had a horse in the race. What a burger is, it's fine, it's good. Okay. If you had to stand on a hill for something, what would it be? Which of the two? No, just any place. You can put another dog in a race right now. Any burger that's known for like burgers.
Starting point is 00:33:27 There's not a lot of places in Lebanon besides like McDonald's Wendy's. So I don't know. for like a good burger. Fuck, pick a Big Mac, dog. Who gives a shit? No. It's your life.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Don't sleep on the basketball team. Do you guys... I wouldn't doubt if Zach said in and out. Why? I've never... Just to back you. Just to get on you. Yeah, I've never been to in and out.
Starting point is 00:33:46 So I can't. I can't back Taylor as much as I'm... I guess I can't. Pharmacy's not bad. I know it's kind of little, kind of cliche. Yeah, but that's a lot of fast food. That's a gourmet burger. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:56 It's a gourmet. What? You ever had shake? No, I've never even heard of shake check. You have five guys before? Yeah, five guys ain't bad, actually. Yeah, let's go five guys. All right.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Very strong, confident opinion by the young Jewett General Patton. Cookout. Never had that. That cookout burger comes in a styrofoam tray, so I'm already in. That's cool. Open it up. Sure. It's wrapped in foil.
Starting point is 00:34:22 You open the foil, and it smells like you just got out of the pool, and your uncle goes, hey, you want a burger? And you get a burger. Hey, I can picture that. You bite into that, and you're like, wow. And your lips and your hands are still kind of wet, but you don't really care because you're like seven. Fuck yeah. Hands are wet too.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Yeah, of course. She's got out of the pool. So cookout tastes like chlorine. Got it. All right, Josh, what's up? Hold on, timeout. We have to comment on that because I'm not going to sit and idle by as I see. I know, but we're letting everybody say their opinion, then you can.
Starting point is 00:34:49 What if I have another opinion about another thing? All right. Can you not say? I cookout one time. Too many flavors of shakes. I mean, what is your favorite shake? That's all you got to order. What do you mean too many flavors of shake?
Starting point is 00:35:00 You just said your favorite shake is one with three flavors in it. Right. only three fucking options, bro. That's the thing. It's in all or nothing, simplicity. You won't get it in and out? It does.
Starting point is 00:35:09 It's only got like four options on the video. But there's a secret menu. You have to be in the club. You gotta know. Okay. All right. Cookout, they got it all fucking out there.
Starting point is 00:35:16 It's like a book. It's like the cheesecake factory of all of, of, uh, of fast food places. Cheesecalf course. I fuck, fuck with cheesecake. I'm fair. Cheesecake ain't bad though. They got that menu.
Starting point is 00:35:26 It's like a Bible menu, dude. It is like a Bible menu. It is like, oh, do I want Mexican? On the back. 200 pages, dude. Wait, you've got to come back three, four times to figure out if you want. For an appetizer, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Page 15. I'm with you. Then you just settle for chips and salsa and you're mad the rest of your day because you just ruined it. Cookout. No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:46 All right. Never had in and now. Never been west of Memphis, so I don't have a very wide variety of taste. And I'm going to take some heat for this one right here. Doesn't matter to me at all because I've only eaten there one time. But Dairy Queen's Fast Food.
Starting point is 00:36:00 food burger was probably one of the best that I've ever had. I will tell you what, man. I will tell you something right now. I know my special guy. I love some dairy queen. I do love some Dairy queen. That's not a bad pick. That is not a bad pick at all. Derry queen is a sleeper. The one that I went to was in, I don't even know what town in Alabama hadn't been remodeled since like the 70s and you could tell. So I mean, it's incredible. It's not like the ingredients have been there since 70s, you know what I'm saying? New ingredients every day. Nothing can be some soft serve ice cream, dude for Dairy Queen. Nothing can fucking do it. Did yourself a nice little Dairy Tree, dude. And I love when you drop that goddamn Dairy Queen video under any tweet I have about
Starting point is 00:36:38 that. I love it, dude. I laugh every time. Dude, me too. I'll tell you what, that's not a bad gig, dude. Dairy Queen is a sleeper for sure. I don't necessarily trust it there. I start laughing while I'm in the cup. You got to cut whatever little laugh that is at Will's, when Will has a genuine cute, like the most playful, cute little laugh you over here in your entire line. You try not to do it right now. I know you're not, dude. Hey, but I don't fully trust Josh.
Starting point is 00:37:08 The only reason I don't fully trust Josh is he seems like a guy that will take a burger patty and just put two like sandwich fucking slices on it and call it a burger. I'm fine with this. That's a sandwich. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's why I'm a little like, where you put ketchup on top and the ketchup kind of melts through the
Starting point is 00:37:25 fucking sandwich on? Oh, dude. Oh, it's good to me. I wanted to punch him in the face a minute he said that. I want to kick him off this bus. Because you get it. You know what I'm saying? Straight up.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Oh, yeah. I could see Josh being that way. You're like that, aren't you? Sometimes. I make do... No! I make do with one a half. No, serious and so!
Starting point is 00:37:43 He's the guy that's in the back of the line and he gets there. Sorry, hon, run all the buns. It's all right. Give me a little of the whole wheat. Yeah. Take a hot dog and put it on a fucking piece of sandwich bread and fold it in half. All we guys is a whole wheat. We got the ends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Okay, put it on the ends. Yeah, every night, baby. Cereal killer, dude. You put the ends, you put the ends in a loaf of a loaf of bread on your sandwich? Before I came here, I did. Hey, hey, hang on, hang on, hang on. Hey. Hey, you liked a loom.
Starting point is 00:38:07 I did it yesterday. Oh, you didn't. On a whole wheat, dude, you? No, no, no, gluten-free rye. Glewn free rye. Got a respect. But it was the butts. The shit bread is what I like to call it.
Starting point is 00:38:16 The butt into the bread, baby. I'll tell you what. All right. Where were we? Started strong. Oh, yeah, Gary. Started strong with Dairy Queen and it real hard with that bullshit whole week burger. Does Hugh Babies count?
Starting point is 00:38:27 I don't know. I'm so sick of us getting off fucking like let's focus on the one that the three. All right. Then in and out. And the top five. Well, but no, no, no. Everyone's allowed to that. I know, but I feel like everybody's trying to be different.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Like, look at Garrett. He's somebody who definitely tries to be different. Hugh Babies apparently is a fucking bit of a deal in Nashville. Is it? It's a bit of a deal. But if it doesn't count, then in and out for sure. Okay. Okay, then it doesn't count.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Boom. I have three. All right, Jack, go ahead. Yeah, I'm an in-and-out guy. Yeah, I'm an in-and-out guy. I tell you what. Hey, after 7 p.m., my man, we don't eat anything. My man, just back to the hungry, listen.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Yeah, I'm in an out. I could go for something right now. Yeah, I'm an in-and-out guy, too. Red-ass eyes. Man. You said in-and-out? Hey, what did you say, though? Is it a matter?
Starting point is 00:39:30 No, yeah. He doesn't even want to talk anymore, dude. Hey, I'm an in and out guy. West Coast. Respect. Yeah, animal style. Hey, but you're from Nashville. Yeah, but there's no In and out in Nashville, so am I not entitled to say West Coast?
Starting point is 00:39:45 Because it's a Texas versus West Coast burger joint. So you go on West Coast? Well, yeah, but I also think it's a geographic thing because when I'm in Florida, I'm always sitting up Waterburger, but when I'm on the West Coast, coast in California some in and out taste so good. I feel like it's always the West Coast it does it for me. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I respect that. I respect the argument. Everybody, that was the best explanation. Yeah. You talk well when you're stoned. That's unbelievable. Hey, way to be stoned and figure out. What do we got next, Alex?
Starting point is 00:40:15 Jackie's parents ever watchers, I'm joking. I don't know if he smokes weed or not, but probably. Yeah, we're going to, we are joking. He doesn't have bloodshot eyes. Yeah, he doesn't. I'll tell you what, though. Hey, you must. day paint ship as a kid or something because the way you talk
Starting point is 00:40:25 I'm just letting you know baugh I respect that I wish I kind of sound like that at least you don't sound like you're 12th I do too like if I was in your class growing up Garrett were you I wouldn't I would like be excited when you had to read a paragraph yeah yeah hell yeah I'll be I got tip on you I'll be I hey I'll be a hey Jack's about to read
Starting point is 00:40:42 yeah oh oh shit man does he always sound stone to you all right what else we got here dude Donovan Mitchell responds LeBron James could beat Mike Tyson in a fight this is the dumbest subject. Yeah, that is the dumbest thing. I have ever heard of my entire life. What about LeBron James makes him capable of beating,
Starting point is 00:41:00 not even Mike Tyson in his prime, but Mike Tyson now? Have you seen the videos of Mike Tyson now? Dude, that motherfucker is a savage. He will absolutely, he'll fucking kill you now. Yes. One swipe. Yeah, he will. We used to play this game in high school. It was like, for, you know, $10,000 you take a punch in the face from Mike Tyson. And I was, yeah, do you fuck go on.
Starting point is 00:41:18 $1,000, rich. Yeah, $10,000, rich as fuck. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Tell your boys, hells split with you. Yeah, yeah, I'll give you a grand thing. Like, it's the end of the world.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Like, he just fucking did it. Mike Tyson, dude, after watching him at 56, I can't imagine this man the way he was putting, like taking a shot in the chin. No guard up or nothing. Dude, look, look. Bro, that's crazy. I think, I, isn't he going to fight again?
Starting point is 00:41:45 Is he trying to fight again? I think he is. I wonder what changed with this cat, too, because he was saying, he was on Joe Rogan's podcast. talking about how he can't even work out because if he looks in the mirror it flares up his ego
Starting point is 00:41:56 and he doesn't want to live with ego because he was such a monster back then. Mike Tyson? Mike Tyson. And now he's like, I mean, there's a picture, I think from six months ago. I don't know if you could find him, dude.
Starting point is 00:42:07 He looked like a fat tub of goo, dude. He was a fat man. Something must have happened. He must have gotten inspired about something. He must have gotten up with. That's the shit that happens. You get your ass broken up with? Hey, that man six months is going to be
Starting point is 00:42:19 either fat as shit or looking good. No, you're right. You know what I'm saying? Everyone dealt with that heartbreak. You know what it's like. I mean, look at him. Look at that second one. That second one.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Jamie Fox is doing a documentary. Dude. Oh, that shit is so sick. Hey, that shit's fire, dude. When Jamie Fox, he's like talking and he's like just land on the law. Yeah, he's like talking, describing how the movies are open up and he's like, the camera comes in. It's not in the heavens. It's just above the trees.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Yeah. Blue collar. And you're like, what the fuck. And you can see it all. And you're, my dad say you was the best. Don't want a bunch of death. Don't listen with him what you death. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:51 That's a good one, dude. You did good doing that. Fuck. But Mike Tyson looked good as shit. This band's wearing a tucked in collared shirt. Looking like David Kessonbury, dude. Quessonbury. Quesonbury.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Just call him David. No, you can't call him David. You're not a plus one. I'm a partner. Spike Ball. You're his partner in Spikeball. Yeah, speaking of Spikeball, you two. What's good?
Starting point is 00:43:15 When are we chopping it up? I don't know. Call her at a bad time. Why is that a bad time? Well, when you asked, we were going to the golf course. Oh, I was trying to get him to come over that day. Oh, for real? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:28 That would have been a nice little day, actually. They sit us up, though, for golfing. Mike Tyson's an absolute stud. Sit us up, wait. So you guys kind of been talking a lot of shit, though, by that spike ball. I think we'd be a good team. We'd be good partners. I think we're not really good.
Starting point is 00:43:44 We're not really good. We're not really partners. When we play with each other, when we were, when we beat quiz. No, possible. No pause, dude. We were playing with each other. We were playing with each other. A couple Fridays ago.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Yeah, in the bathroom. And we beat a quiz and who was his partner? Spence. Hey, remember Spence. Oh, yeah, the bulldog. The bulldog. The bulldog.
Starting point is 00:44:04 That's a funniest video ever, dude. People listen to this podcast, we're not like, we either explain it or go to the next subject. What the fuck are you guys talking about? All right. Next subject of our recency pod, Cam Newton,
Starting point is 00:44:16 go to the Patriots. Huge move. Can't say I'm not surprised about this. Yeah. Patriots just take care of business. don't they? I love thinking now because it's so viral the video of Bill Belichick walking out into the field and they got Stone Cold's music.
Starting point is 00:44:30 Watch out, watch out! Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, that fucking video is sick. The kids are like putting their hands out for him to like high five and just keeps on walking, dude. Bill? I think he's going to crush it. You think he is? Yeah, yep. He signed what his deal was one less zero than Patrick Mahomes?
Starting point is 00:44:48 I think it's like $7 million with incentives. Everybody was up in arms about Cam's. deal. Let me drop a little gym. Drop some knowledge. Let me drop a little gym. So Cam's deal is like up to seven and seven, seven and a half worth. He was injured last year. So the market, COVID is playing a factor in free agency. Has to it. Cam signed, if you look at his deal like right here, he signed for like 1.05 was his base. Yeah, that's the minimum. Where he's getting bonuses is he gets about 700,000 per roster per game bonus. So what owners are basically doing
Starting point is 00:45:22 is preparing for if a COVID outcome happens, say there's five games played in a year. They only want to have to pay him for five of those games. Instead of being tied to paying him, say, $5 million base, because whatever you sign in your paragraph 5 money, you know about paragraph 5. We
Starting point is 00:45:39 will call it base salary. Whatever you sign in that base salary, once the ball kicks off and you are a vested veteran, meaning you have four credited seasons in the NFL. Which we both do. Which we both. too. The vested veterans, once game one starts, you are guaranteed your salary for the entire year.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Boom. So, whenever the ball kicks off, the owners are going to have to pay Cam $1.05 million, no matter what. If COVID, a second wave, all that stuff happens, football season shuts down after seven weeks. I think we're in a second wave right now. Right, right, right, right. But let's just say it plays a factor in the NFL only plays like seven games.
Starting point is 00:46:12 They'll only pay Cam per game, protecting themselves from the base that they would have had to have signed them to. Yeah. So everybody that's freaking out about his deal, guys on the market, like that's what's happening. If you're an owner, that's exactly how you'd act because your bottom line's going to be affected. Your pockets are going to be affected. If you are an owner and COVID strikes us down for, let's say we play seven games, like you said. Yeah. Do you, as an owner, do you fight against paying the players their whole entire salary?
Starting point is 00:46:40 I don't know. People are, people are asking like, so what's going to happen? Spence was asking me today when we were working out. Like, do you think the owners are, like I heard, they heard a rumor that they're going to try to, you know, say the season's short and they're going to try to mix everybody's salary by like 30% or try to pay like, what's it called, pro-rate, like a pro-rated rate. So how is it? So what does that? What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:47:01 So whatever you make per game paycheck-wise, say you only play seven games, you get seven paychecks. Nah. Right. Right. That would be a horrible deal. I heard another thing that was like, if we don't have a season, like your contract just extended to the next year.
Starting point is 00:47:18 So if I have three years left on my contract And we don't play this year Let's say we don't play any games at all Next year I would make the money I'm making this year And I would still have two more years on top of that Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah It just elongates your contract even more
Starting point is 00:47:31 That's for guys that are getting older We'll want that third contract That's a bit of a deal now Yeah I mean say there's no season I mean I could be done Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:42 You talk about getting older Like I'll be 31 next year Like we don't play a season this year Right It's almost like hey what a shitty way to go out not saying I'm not trying to be insulting right no I actually that came out of my mouth and I've had so many conversations you know that's not yes 100% we've had a lot of there's people that are listening like damn this guy just goes out little old time you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:48:00 and I don't want them to think that this is one of those times this man's going out for this guy's career oh fuck I'm just saying that's crazy no that would be a tough way to go out if you're a free so Patrick Mahomes is an anomaly he's different my man signed for 12 extra years he's locked in for a One thing we didn't talk about his contract too is I saw he's got a no trade cause We already talked about that but he's got like a roster game bonus that if a Bonus isn't exercised he has some sort of right to get out of the contract That might be totally wrong. Yeah, I have no clue. I know I know where I know where it's in favor of the The team is there was rumors that there was a like a salary cap percentage tied to it
Starting point is 00:48:38 Which I was hype about it first but I learned that that was that that is that's another thing we got to talk about with this cap or this season coming up Right. That's what I was going to going to say it's tough being a free agent this year because say you're like clowny or one of these guys who are probably going to sign a couple years a few years whatever i don't know if clun i think i sign a one year the way it's looking you might have to like that's why cam would want to sign them one year that's why winston would want to take a one year so they could go back to the table and re-up but what's going to suck is a salary cap's going to be affected negatively next year well that's there's going to be saying there's no fans this year that's going to affect all that's going to affect stadium money concessions merch yeah here's what i'm told though tv deals so what the players get 50 48 of the salary cap, right? Or the 50% of revenue. Right, right, right, right. All right. So, let's say the salary cap, it's at 200 right now. I'll just say that I don't know what the exact number is.
Starting point is 00:49:27 I think you're close. It's around it. They're saying next year could go down as low as 140 or 150. Could. Let's say it goes down that way. If you're Jerry Jones, you would have to cut a Cooper, a Martin, a Tyron Smith, you'd have to cut one of those guys because you can't keep them. Right, because you don't have to cut one of those guys.
Starting point is 00:49:45 the money to pay them. Well, no, you have the money to pay them, but the cap won't allow you to pay them. I think from what I've been told is that the owners can go and say, hey, we're going to keep the cap at what it is this year. It won't go up or down a little bit. It'll stay at 200. That way, they can still keep the players. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because then like the Titans, for instance, like the cap goes down that far. Well, there's, you know, you can't cut Tannhill because you've got too much guarantee left. But like, like, let's say Derek, like, let's say Derek, for instance. He signs a long-term deal, which he's only got a few more days. He's got about eight more days. He can sign a long-term deal. Yeah. That's crazy. Otherwise, he has to play the franchise tag. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:24 I hope they get something done. I know, me too. But if not, the franchise tag still. You're running back, dude. You're running back. Like, that's different. You only have so much tread on those tires. No doubt.
Starting point is 00:50:34 No doubt. I will hope he gets long. But as far as salary cap and all that, like, the players, the owners have the option to go, we're going to keep it at 200 so we can keep these players. Right. So we can, we still have, we can give them the money they, like, deserve or whatever. I think that's a possibility. Now it's in a perfect world, right?
Starting point is 00:50:48 That's obviously if our PA doesn't go and fuck it up what they usually do or something like that. I'm anti-union, man. I know you are. I know. You're a big union guy. But if there's a guy like you in the saddle probably knowing what the fuck was going on,
Starting point is 00:51:01 I like J.C. Treter. J.C. Treter is a G. I love J.C. Cheddar now. He's now the president. He wasn't the president until, I think it was like February he became the president. I'm a huge J.C. Tretter guy. Call him Jesus Christ in the weight room.
Starting point is 00:51:15 That man. can lift some weights down. He's in crazy shape. Yeah. I'm like trying to catch up with him. He's fucking moving in that damn weight room. Yeah. He's a stud.
Starting point is 00:51:22 But I'm just saying like, we fucking, the NFL, NFLPA fuck shit up all time. And this is. There's some areas to get better in. There's a lot of areas to get better than, here's,
Starting point is 00:51:31 here's one area you know they fucked up. Because I'm, anytime everybody knows if anybody's in a business deal or anything, if I say I'll give you $10 and you, well, that's not a bad example. If you put anything up, if you want something,
Starting point is 00:51:43 like players want marijuana to not be a thing on the testing. Well, for me, to give you that, you have to give something up, right? It's a give, it's a give, take talk when you're doing a business deal. Here's a spoiler for anybody who ever wants to play in the NFL before this year, before this new CBA. The test happens between 420 and June 15th. And then you can, and then when you get to camp to August 9th, I think of the numbers. So the other numbers. Yeah. So if you smoke a lot of weed, just stop before then. And then when you test it, you're fine. You know what I'm saying? If you smoke weed, guess what?
Starting point is 00:52:19 You've now beaten the test. So why would our NFLPA go and argue anything to loosen any type of rule on that like that? Because it's going to happen eventually. Eventually marijuana is going to be wreck nationwide. Eventually, the MLBs can be cool with it, then basketball is going to be cool with it. And then NFL's going to be like, well, we might as
Starting point is 00:52:35 will just do it because that's how it works. It's just play the game and beat the time. But don't give up something in negotiations for some lesser, oh, you don't have to go in the drug program, know like if you can't not if you don't if you can't pass a test you just yeah you're yeah you and the union the union sense an email like a couple months in advance talking about when testing days yeah testing starts april 20th start get start weeing yourself off yeah they literally like hey
Starting point is 00:53:02 you literally you shouldn't know and it's like and then if you don't get lucky enough and test on uh the first week around 420 or you don't test in like June then you know you can't July because you're going to get tested for sure in August and then once you finally do you're able to do it all year long all the way until next march you're like cocaine do you can because you're not going to get fucking pop anybody who pops foolish foolish you're foolish and that's i mean Stephen a smith stay off the weed no question dude guy like i mean like i mean we know the guys i don't need to say names this is a podcast for the boys right this is a pop i'm not throwing nobody under the bus but if you
Starting point is 00:53:41 doing some dumb shit getting caught off weed i know It's so dumb. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense to me. Just, I don't know. Anybody can stop doing something for a month. You stop doing something for a month?
Starting point is 00:53:54 Out of your system. Right. It's done. It's gone. Right. You know what I'm saying? Sweathe on a little bit. Drink some vinegar.
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Starting point is 00:56:05 Oh, yeah, because we started talking about the contract and the situation and everything. I think he's going to be a stud. I think he's going to crush it this year. You know, we're assuming a season is going to happen. so you don't think like all the stadium money and everything else is going to affect like a cap and stuff. No, I think it will. I think it will. I'm just saying I believe.
Starting point is 00:56:24 You think they're going to help out the teams to be like, hey, we're not going to move to the cat. If you're a businessman and you're sitting there saying I got to get rid of one of my top five guys. Yeah, that would suck. Wouldn't you want to keep that guy? Yeah. And I know there's a lot of different arguments. I'm not sitting here saying this is what we need to do because as a player, it's obviously what I want people to do. Right.
Starting point is 00:56:41 I don't want to sit there going in next year are they going to cut me because of money. You know what I'm saying? You don't want that or get traded because of money. That shit happens all the time. But no, I think if you play a season without players, obviously the revenue is going to go down. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:56:55 Now there's the direct TV. Which is going to affect free agency next year. One thing that's interesting is I don't know if it's direct TV or whatever contract the NFL has with cable company. Yeah. But I think that's up this year. Like they're in negotiations right now. That was a big reason for the NFL to get the NFLPA and the,
Starting point is 00:57:10 the NFLPA and the NFL to get a thing done. TV deals. Right. Because then the TV deals are going to be bigger because there's not a, what if there's a holdout? What if this is going on? Because COVID was about to heck, kind of coming about.
Starting point is 00:57:20 Yeah, because the deal got done in February, right? March. Yes. It got done in March. And then that was like hot when it was like first cases of COVID and now is in the United States. Yep. So that's some crazy shit out there, dude. Yeah. COVID's a fucking asshole.
Starting point is 00:57:33 I'll tell you that much, dude. That's just crazy. Cable Network is what? What does it say? I came. Network's 15.2 billion. It's up 2021. 2021.
Starting point is 00:57:42 So it's up next year. For Monday, yeah. But that money, that money alone, I was told that money alone can pay everybody's salary cap plus players, I'm sorry, plus coaches, plus, you know, upstairs people. That could pay everybody. Yeah. 15.2 billion. It's unbelievable. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:58:01 Yeah. What's the, if the caps, 32 teams, let's say the caps $30 million, what's that math? I don't even know what you just like. Fuck. My head's hurting. $200, $200 million, $32. What's the math? What were you trying to say?
Starting point is 00:58:15 How many billions of dollars is that? So it takes five to make a billion. So five times six is $30. So it would be $6.1 billion. Did I just fucking do that? I don't know. We're going to clap. Let's go ahead.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Until we can check the math. We're going to clap. $6.1 billion is the number. What's the math? I'm saying if the salary cap was maxed out for everybody, it's $200 million. Yeah. All right. And we had to pay all 32 teams $200 million.
Starting point is 00:58:44 What's $32 times $200? Yeah. What? There's a $6 and a $4. $6,400. Yeah. So $6,400? You said $200 times $32.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Okay. So yeah, $6.4 billion. So those were off by 0.3. Hey, we got to stop. Whoever's like that said. I'll tell you what. We're probably getting rose. $6.4 billion.
Starting point is 00:59:08 It's not even half that shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but we don't. that's out there. We don't know if that's what teams are actually... And also, that's an eight-year contract. Let's split that up. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:59:18 It's like $2 billion a year. I feel you. Close to. Yeah. So it can't pay for everybody. I was wrong. I'll tell you, I'm enjoying the shit out of this podcast.
Starting point is 00:59:31 I am too, man. I am too. It's a fun deal. Just a quick reminder. I thought you were just sitting in your basement hanging out. Kind of our. Jack Stone.
Starting point is 00:59:38 We're just trying to fucking chilling, dude. Taying in the basement, man. hanging out. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You know, big, big, a little side note. I know we do, uh, we, do we do we do commercials. Sometimes. Yeah, we do do commercials for like reads.
Starting point is 00:59:51 Yeah, for reads. Just, just, we could do it. We could do a commercial for merch right now. But give me one second because I need to talk to these tier ones. Okay, talk to them. So tier ones. Talk to that wolf pack. I've been seeing, I've been seeing some murmuring. I've been seeing my feed swiggling around, dude. I've been seeing some wolfheads. A lot of pride.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Chilling on them usernames, dude. Good fucking shit, tier ones. Because you guys have been blasting out. You guys have taken pride. and being a tier one. And you tier two's, I can feel you, dude.
Starting point is 01:00:15 I can feel you guys kind of making that move. You just cleanse yourself. Had yourself a nice little bubble bath, dude, using shampoo and conditioner, rinsed yourself out, dude. Felt great. Here's a little frizzy.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Get out, new man, new woman, loving life. You about to be a tier one. We loving it to death. Now, tier twos, you guys are probably best friends with those tier threes. You need to put them on.
Starting point is 01:00:34 I know there was one podcast, almost said it. Will and I used to listen to, but we don't listen to anymore. I was like a tier three cat, you know what I'm saying? sitting in the background, all right, in the shade, watching from a distance. Funny clip.
Starting point is 01:00:46 That's funny. I was tier two. You know what I'm saying? And Will was a tier two guy, tier one. Nah, you weren't like tweeting at the guy all the time. No. But anyway, right? Because, but anyway, you brought me along from a tier three to tier two.
Starting point is 01:00:59 People helping people. And that's powerful stuff, right? All right? You're feeling salsa. You're feeling good about yourself. You're dancing up and down. You're riding high. Tier three, life's good.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Let's make it a little better and go to tier two. All right. If you're Tier 2, go and ride that little stuff. Get that bath. Get that bubble bath, a little condition, little shepo. Get you to Tier 1, all right? We love you to death. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 01:01:19 And we're back. Oh, we got to do merch. Hang on. What was the, you were just trying to say. I just want the Tier 3 is to move up, Tier 2 is to move up, and Tier 1 stay strong. Oh, got you, got you. That's all I was trying to do. We got new merch.
Starting point is 01:01:31 We do got new merch. Check out what's dropping. As you listen to this episode, there's new merch officially dropped. White Dad hats. No, you're not a dad hat guy. I tell you what, though. I am stoked. I could see you on the golf course playing 18 with that thing on.
Starting point is 01:01:44 I could see you wearing it. I can't wait to wear it. I can't wait to wear it. I'm fired up on that hat. Check out this. You haven't seen this yet. Okay. Call on sick to work.
Starting point is 01:01:55 But you can't call on sick to the boys. God bless. That's a great t-shirt. Quick to the point, bold font. I love our colors. I love our colors. That's a beautiful move. That's a great t-shirt.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Crew neck. Good job. That's a great. Shout out Ryan at Hank Pan, dude. Ryan, I hang 10. He's always doing it. I owe that guy some money right now. I do.
Starting point is 01:02:17 I guess I thought that was funny and everybody else? No, they laughed back there. That's all right. That's the only two things dropping. All right. Yeah, that's it for now. That's all right. Could have done a little bit better.
Starting point is 01:02:26 We're in the works. You're always in the works. That's something quick to where we found a quote. We're like, that's for sure us. Got to get it out. I'll tell you what. Nice, whoop. You like that?
Starting point is 01:02:36 I need to get my batteries broken. I know. Hang on. I did want to ask you about that. Is, have you tried charging the battery pack? Yeah, of course I've tried to charge the battery pack. I know, I didn't want to disrespect you by having them.
Starting point is 01:02:45 You plug in the deal. You stick the thing in. I was sitting there. It wasn't blinking lights or anything. Waited about an hour. Threw it on the old whipper. Did you put your charger in the water? No, because I've read that.
Starting point is 01:02:54 It's not waterproof. The whoop is waterproof, but the whip charger is not waterproof. So you don't know what happened? I think the batteries is broken. Or maybe it met the water without me knowing. Maybe they introduced themselves. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:06 You know what I'm saying? We got to get that back in action, dude. I do love the whoop. I do love the whoop. I was going to say something to you else that I really was excited about, but I forget what it is. Something to you else. I love it, dude. I love it.
Starting point is 01:03:17 We're in the basement. Fucking English, just killing it, dude. I forget. I forget. Buy the merch. Yeah, buy the merch. You got to buy the merch. Oh.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Leave reviews, too. I love reading reviews. Those reviews are unbelievable. Five-star review. Five-star review. I'll figure it out eventually what I was going to talk about. Let's move to the next thing. Washington Redskins change.
Starting point is 01:03:38 their name do you think they're going to change it yeah probably i love how they said um we're going to do a thorough investigation about changing the name well they're going to come back and be like yeah we we we have our investigation right but it's so funny it's like okay well you guys sound so what you mean right just walk in the room hey we're changing it right i think if the redskins changed their shit i'm buying some of their stuff to have and be like oh yeah that used to be the washing redskins that used to be you know like the houston oilers just to kind of have it's kind of cool what's that compton jersey is going to be a lot compton jersey is going to be little hot commodity.
Starting point is 01:04:11 That content I might have to get me one, but then I'd let you fuck me and I can't have that. You know what I'm saying? I can't have that.
Starting point is 01:04:17 If you were to change the name, what would you change it to? I threw my hat in there a couple times. You said something about teeth with Big Cat, didn't you? Yeah, Big Cat said the Washington teeth
Starting point is 01:04:28 and then I said my old chip tooth has the logo. Yeah, that's funny. That was funny. The boy Josh, he put together a nice little graphic for us in no time. I would love to see it.
Starting point is 01:04:39 The Washington I said Washington Wolfpack Of course you did But doesn't that go? Is Every I mean no no it doesn't Are there any wolves in D.C.?
Starting point is 01:04:53 Are there wolves in D.C.? Who gives a shit if there's wolves in D.C.? Well, the Titans are there They call this the Athens at the south, correct? A lot of people think Washington Washington Redskins is in the state of Washington. I thought that when I was younger. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:05:06 That's a bit of a deal now. I'll tell you what, you want to talk about a mind explosion? Hey, that's a funny little deal. It's fucking Dairy Queen and that? Solid, dude. That's some solid underlying deals. Washington Wolfpack, though. See, it doesn't play.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Like, you have to probably put something with politics in there. Why do you got to put something with politics in there? Yeah. Something like the capitals. Apparently, a buddy who owns the Redskins. Dan Snyder. Dan Snyder, his partners won out. Three of them.
Starting point is 01:05:34 40% of the Redskins are for sale. Taylor, this bus kicks up on revenue. We might have to get our hands in there. Might have to get our hands on that. own a little bit of the team. Yeah, why not? Hey, hey, what's this money? Felt him about a couple of Abrahams.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Like you said? I don't know. I've never heard somebody refer to Abraham's as the first name. A couple of Lincoln's. The Washington Lincoln's, dude. Solid. That's better than the wolf pack. I like that better.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Like the, like we talking about Athens of the South. Predators, you know what? The Predators are named the Predators? No. When they were digging the arena out, they found a skeleton of a saber two tiger. A saber two tiger in there. So they became the Nashville Predators.
Starting point is 01:06:10 Right? Yeah. Nashville sounds. Why? Music City. See, it all kind of plays. Houston Oilers, a lot of money, a lot of oil in Texas. You're right.
Starting point is 01:06:21 No, I mean, you're right. Arizona Cardinals. I'm still on board with the Washington Wolfpack, dude. Hey, I know you are, but that's... Wolfpack, like Nevada? Wolfpack, like Washington Wolfpack. Yeah, but like Nevada is called the Wolfpack, too. So what?
Starting point is 01:06:38 I think Washington Wolfpack would be sick. I don't think that be that sick. I think the idea that is sick, I think what would happen would not be sick. All right. You upset? No. Would you change the colors? What do you do?
Starting point is 01:06:52 Black and gray? No, I mean, you could keep the colors. Just go wash you to work. Red Wolf V. L. teeth? Yeah. Yeah. I'm out on that. But I'll tell you what, though.
Starting point is 01:07:04 I'll respect to shit out of it. I'm going to do some homework. I'm going to do some homework on that. What do we got? What else? Kanye for president I mean I'm sure we can Do we have a take
Starting point is 01:07:15 I don't even know what to say about this I like to stay out of politics myself personally Yeah It's just depressing If I had to vote like Kanye My man's a little wild You know what I'm saying I'm pretty sure you referred himself
Starting point is 01:07:30 As Jesus one time Yeah he has Yeah he is If you think you're God I can't vote for you He does He thinks he's a God He thinks he's a God
Starting point is 01:07:38 I believe so I will You know I'm into the whole conspiracy Illuminati like I'm on you know So you think Kanye is it God because of that No I'm just saying like I He has said that so you're like oh he thinks that And I'm saying I think so based on
Starting point is 01:07:53 Conspiracy theories I've seen Yeah do you think the Luminati You think Luminati's real? Yeah Do you think Jay Z's in it? Yeah Do you think Kanye's in it? Probably
Starting point is 01:08:02 Do you think Kim Kardashian's in it? Probably I don't be better I'm fucking out on that Um Which celebrity Which celebrity would you vote for for president? I'll tell you what.
Starting point is 01:08:12 I think I know who you would. I think I'd be the same person. And say it on three. One, two, three. The Rock. Yeah, dude, let's go. Hey, that's solid. I'll tell you what, The Rock got to get a little head on his shoulders.
Starting point is 01:08:25 I'll tell you what, if you're looking at leadership and you, like, imagine being like fucking whatever the Chinese president is, walk in there, say hello, open the fucking door up. Holy shit. Six, four of just broad shoulders. Dude, the Rock? I thought, hey, holy shit. Hey, we're not doing nothing to y'all. That handshake?
Starting point is 01:08:42 Hey, whatever you want, man. That's a scary shit, dude. Could you imagine a negotiation not going well, and you just get rock bottom through a table in the White House? I'd say I'd vote for the rock for sure. I shake somebody's hand. They say their name. Excuse me. What did you say your name was?
Starting point is 01:09:00 And as they say it again, it doesn't matter what your name is. Dude, I love that. People saying they vote for a celebrity just because they like them. Like, we don't even know the Rock's policies. I know, but he seems like a great dude based on his Instagram. Hey, if he look good on their Instagram, they're good, then they're good, you know what I'm saying? I know. It comes up, the rocks of communists, like assholes.
Starting point is 01:09:20 Yeah. Could happen. Could happen. Who's this? They get canceled? This cute little adorable. This is a Usain Bolt's kid. She's adorable.
Starting point is 01:09:27 Named Olympia Lightning Bolt. When I saw your question, what would you name? I thought of Lightning Bolt, so. No, I think it's a great name. I think he crushed it. Anybody else who had named. their kid that you're an asshole that is perfect yeah you same bowl can name yeah he can name whatever you want that's a sweet little deal fucking in that promote under the hood i guess we shouldn't read
Starting point is 01:09:50 directly hey we probably should cut that out you know we're not professionals we just do the fucking we actually are technically we are professionals we make money in this business that's true you know what i'm saying so we are we just do it our way our way fucking like that so under the hood Jack's baby, correct? Is there anybody I'm not referencing? Between two people, go ahead and give credit. Like, this isn't a fucking- Hand a mic over.
Starting point is 01:10:19 Garrett, Garrett and Jack, it's their baby. Our interns are letting them do their thing, dude. Jack had an idea of wanting to do like behind-the-scenes stuff with surrounding bus with the boys, so catch conversations before and after the episode, get us driving in, just kind of from a perspective of an intern. He wanted to make a segment called, under the hood.
Starting point is 01:10:40 He had a couple sketchy names, which was behind the boys. Oh, no pause. Yeah. Like, I saw that happen
Starting point is 01:10:46 in your mind too. You go, mm-hmm. No pause. Whoa. He also wanted, like, behind the bus,
Starting point is 01:10:51 which is still, mention any of these names. Those aren't me. So you're throwing somebody under the bus now. I didn't, you had no problem. You had no problem.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Yeah, he said, oh, two people. That's me and some other asshole. And then he's like, two people. He had some really sketchy names. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:11:05 I was Garrett. Yeah, I don't know why he would say that. But under the hood is that behind the scenes look at how shit goes down surrounding the bus, which I'm a fan of. I do have a correction. I have a critique. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:11:18 Publicly you're going to say this. Yes. Accountability. Accountability buddies. That's right. I thought the song was kind of trash. What was the song and play it? See, Taylor didn't even know.
Starting point is 01:11:27 He saw it. He asked what it was. We said it. He thought dope. But it's, yeah, it's the intern's baby, dude. I will say, anytime I watched a movie and you go to the credits, And they start playing, like, people messing up during scenes or the jackass guys laughing. Always.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Always. Love seeing. That's kind of what this is. You know what I'm saying? You see people. You idolize people. You look at people. You're like, wow, bustling with the boys.
Starting point is 01:11:52 What a legendary performance by those guys. But then you get to see us just being normal dudes. Yeah. Just guys being dudes. Just fucking up. As if this podcast can't be anymore with that. You know what I'm saying? Solid, dude.
Starting point is 01:12:03 Saul, let's hear this thing. What I call you, Chase? What do you think about this new? Under the Hood vlog series. I think it's dope. I thought the, what was it called? Behind the bus at first? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:19 A little sketchy, little suspect. Behind the boys. That would, even more suspect. Even more. But, yeah, I think that was that cute ass laugh we're talking about. I'm fired up for it. I'm fired up too.
Starting point is 01:12:30 I think you're going to grab it now you said that. I think you're going to fucking crush it. And so I believe in it. Whatever you're going to do, I'm with it, dude. Fuck yeah, I love how positive you are in this video. You want to know when it came after? I even said the conversation. when you're like, hey, I'm going to be 40 minutes late.
Starting point is 01:12:46 We're starting off the day with some adversity? What happened? Anything notable? I was picking up our lattes and our coffee for our guests. I got a text from Taylor saying, I'm going to be late. So I responded, this is... It's not common, but it happens with the boy every now and then. He responds 40 minutes. And I guess he's going to get acupuncture.
Starting point is 01:13:07 He thought it was going to be 10 minutes long with his pregnant wife, Taylor. She's due within the next few weeks, so she's getting acupuncture for a pregnancy stuff. And I just responded all good. He goes, see, you tell me all good, but is it? And I'm like, well, it's happening. I can respond negatively, but that won't do anything. Just get here when you can. Crash the bus, crash the pot.
Starting point is 01:13:31 I have your latte waiting. There we go. And we're here. Latte's on deck. Lattees on deck. Kill. The initial thing was doing copy. write free music, which we found that song, which I wasn't the biggest fan.
Starting point is 01:13:47 But if you'd heard the other stuff, you would have been a fan of that. We switched it. And then we did Remember to Breathe by Sturgel as the song, which worked so well. And then we got blocked for it. That's because we're just too popular now. This podcast is just like on everybody's radar. Now, when you say we get blocked by it, what does that mean? Like, we can't post it?
Starting point is 01:14:08 Yeah, YouTube goes about copyright infringement two ways. They either block it and claim it, but they let the video live. they just take all the ad revenue or they block it and say you can't upload the video at all. And that's what they did? They did for this one. Yeah. Ah, damn. Gotcha.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Well, you know, maybe we'll find a better song next time. Guys, we're in some weird times right now. We're working at home. We're taking care of kids. If you have kids, shout out the parents who have kids and they're doing their best to make all of it work. A lot of us are also working out at home, in-home workouts, learning how to be self-sufficient without having to go to all these different businesses. And you always want something personalized.
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Starting point is 01:16:33 I hope you're enjoying this wonderful episode. I know we did. But shout out you guys. There's one last thing. I was like, read, our review reads. I'll tell you what I ain't Realized it. Today I came across.
Starting point is 01:16:48 We'll have Jack read it. Should we have a segment where Jack reads the reviews? Dude, we should. Have Jack sit right there and read the reviews there. Hey, yeah, have Jack read the review. Have Jack read that. And today on Stoner Reviews,
Starting point is 01:16:59 bullied by the boys. Sounds all right. Can you read that? Bullied by the boys. Real quick. What is that trophy? Do we win something else? That is the, you know,
Starting point is 01:17:12 the baseball team that I coach. So we came in... So we came in second this weekend in a tournament of two teams. Oh, so they're just handing out trophies. Oh, yeah. Participations. The fuck out of here.
Starting point is 01:17:24 Do you get that trophy out of here? I was going to throw it away. Gary, get it out of here. I'll take that trophy to the store and get it switched out with a bus with the boys plaque. Yeah. Looks like we won something else. But right now we need it off the bus.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Gary, get off the bus. Second place fucking trophy. I guess we don't... Look how big that shit is. I guess we don't... Believe in participation trophies? No. That shit's like up to somebody.
Starting point is 01:17:46 That's like up to my waist. That's how big that trophy is. Second place out of two teams? Not a big participation guy. That's podium. Stand on the podium. I'm more upset that that's gold. It should be silver.
Starting point is 01:17:56 I do. That's another play too, but I mean, still. Anyway, let's get back to the segment. I'm pissed off. All right. I'm frustrated. I'm flustered. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:04 Come. Does that mic work? Yeah. All right. I would hope so. He said I would hope so. All right on today's episode. All right.
Starting point is 01:18:12 everybody welcome jack to the bus with the boys welcome welcome long time listener is it on i don't it sounds like it's on yeah um hey they're always are you nervous a little bit you can probably feel i can i can see it i can see it shaking i feel it's heart feel it feel it i mean put your palm oh hey that thing's bouncing dude hey that thing's banking big big big big big big big big right on this there is a lot right about it reading back in high school whatever middle school was, I was with you, man. It's a tough deal. It's a very stressful time.
Starting point is 01:18:45 So, you know, you just got to get going. Hey, he is. His heart is fucking beat. I'll tell you what. If you had me read this right now, I start sweating and I'd piss myself. If he had a whip on, it'd say he's in a workout, in the middle of a workout right now. No shit. I swear to God.
Starting point is 01:18:58 Love whoop. Hey, come. Hey, relax. I can hear my headphones. I get this guy at edible. There you go. Take a breath. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:06 All right. Welcome to our new segment. I'm Jack, the intern. And this is bullied. by the boys five stars. At least it was a good bully. Today, I came across a video on Instagram in which video I felt personally attacked.
Starting point is 01:19:20 This video depicted various levels of fanhood for a podcast. I find myself in a state of self-reflection. Found, go back, redo it. What do that? I found myself. Don't do that. I said I found. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:19:31 I'm sorry. You said I find. It's all right. I found myself in a state of reflection and realized I was not where I wanted to be. I felt down. down on myself. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:19:42 Like I just got wedged from hell and hung on a locker. It's interesting. So I decided to stand up for myself. I will not allow myself to be in a situation to feel like this ever again, I said. So here I am, bored at work, about to listen to my first episode of Busting with the Boys. Shaka. Shaka. Dude, five stars.
Starting point is 01:20:03 Five star review, five star read. Shout out. Game of Thrones. Or GOT. Giant Or GASmic test. these, dude. Yep. That guy is not a virgin. This is a great review dude. Five stars. This guy
Starting point is 01:20:17 probably, he probably subscribed, unsubscribe, or resubscribed. This guy's on a fast track to a tier one. He's on a fast track. He is. Respect and love that. All right, bring up the next one. The boys. Five stars from Nick V
Starting point is 01:20:33 1974. Before you go any further. Yeah. I know, dude. I almost don't want to do that. You better fucking do this. like an actual dog would do it. Don't say the word. Be the word. It's getting heavy.
Starting point is 01:20:46 Feel it. Feel it. Feel his chest while he does it. Bork, bark, bark, bark. No, no. Woof, woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. That's wolf for the boys.
Starting point is 01:21:04 No, because it wasn't good enough. What are we doing? Bring up another one, dude. Oh, no, the fan! Oh, God. Finally, a normal name. Say the name. D'Boy's from Noah Gaither.
Starting point is 01:21:30 I think, is that they pronounced that? Hey, at least we got Noah. That's a fake name. Shout out Noah, dude. Shout out Noah's fake name. Five stars. I was scared and lonely. I was a scared and lonely puppy before the wise guidance of Taylor, period.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Interesting period. There's a lot of grammar in this one that probably is my grammar, but his word struck power into me, transforming me into one of the boys. Taylor taught me patience, especially when dealing with those who are disrespectful and interrupt before the climax of the story. I'd say who,
Starting point is 01:21:59 but no free shoutouts. Love you guys and appreciate the laughs. Four wolf emojis. Thank you, Noah Gaither. I love the way you said that. I would have liked you to say a wolf emoji, wolf emoji, wolf emoji, wolf emoji. We can probably cut it.
Starting point is 01:22:13 No, no, no, it's fine. We'll just leave that. Was it run to grow on? When to grow on. There you go. Hey, someone's, birthday's coming out. Yours?
Starting point is 01:22:22 I like how he did it. Like it was mine. Hey, someone's birthday's coming out. Oh, man. Hey, shout out Noah, dude. Shout out Noah's fake day. That's definitely not true. But I appreciate I can be a, what was it,
Starting point is 01:22:33 teaching you patience. I don't think I've ever taught anybody patience in my entire life. But you taught him. taught Noah. All right, Jack. All right. The Boys, original. Five stars by, I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:22:46 I'm not going to try and pronounce that name. Honestly, if you'd told me that I would get to be sued by the greatest linebacker of all time and a man who has become my father. I would have said it doesn't exist, but God, damn, I love the big hugs and tiny kisses. God, sacrilegious and beautiful. What a gordon. I was a good lie. I enjoy seeing the comments when people talk about my voice being soothing.
Starting point is 01:23:09 Yeah. You feel like my voice is soothing? No question. Did you see the excitement? I have you on tape at home. I put you before I go to sleep. I've cut up a bunch of words. Hey, the call map should get me,
Starting point is 01:23:21 have me do a little voiceover story. I'll tell you what, no free shout-outs, no-frey shout-outs call map, but bring that paper so we're going to buy the Redskins. Or the make-nobody mads. Is that it? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:35 Hey, good job. Thank you guys for doing reviews. Thank you for doing that. It was unbelievable. You did great, Jack. Thanks, guys. How do you feel now? Feel my heart.
Starting point is 01:23:45 Way better. Pretty calm. Yeah, it has one done a lot. That shit was rumbling. You were close to a heart attack. You got to ride the wave. I'll tell you what, I wouldn't have done that good. I know I wouldn't have been that good.
Starting point is 01:23:56 You noticed a period. I would have never... He said you noticed a period. When I see a period, I fuck it. I hammer, fuck through that thing. You know what I'm saying? I'm one run on sentence, dude. This is a solid pod.
Starting point is 01:24:10 This is a solid pie. I enjoyed this pod. Hey, subscribe, Ray 5 stars. Always. Leave reviews like this so Jack can use this fun little voice and read them. Yeah. Follow us everywhere. And shout us out, dude.
Starting point is 01:24:20 show us some love tier ones we hear you bring them tier two's along dude and the up but the that the tier three's oh big we know you're back there in the darkness dude flip the light on get the cockroaches out there and come on the bus dude that's right big hugs tiny kisses always guys gals people of all ages appreciate you so much for tuning in to another episode of busing with the boys if you haven't yet please subscribe to the episode on apple podcast Spotify whatever platform you're on we're on We have a YouTube channel bustling with the boys We've been loving few subscribe there as well If you are subscribed and you want to be more for the boys
Starting point is 01:24:57 Unsubscribe and resubscribe again It sounds funny and stupid and kind of obnoxious But all of your subscriptions and resubscribing and stuff It helps in these little algorithm games for climbing charts Because again we are very organic You guys where we're at is because of you guys So we like to keep it fucking organic And just from us dude us first the world
Starting point is 01:25:19 but we really do. We really appreciate your guys' support. A few of you had questions about merchandise. You can go. Our merchandise store is on barstoolsports.com. Go over to shop, and we are under the brand Bustle with the Boys. You can find all of our gear there. We restock constantly now.
Starting point is 01:25:36 If you guys have any ideas, shout us out. If you guys buy the gear, shout us out. We really do love when you guys talk back to us, add us, mention us, put us on your stories, tag us, all that fun stuff. We like grabbing that stuff and putting in our use. YouTube episodes. And again, we just love it, man. We love you guys.
Starting point is 01:25:53 We appreciate you so much. Keep being for the fucking boys. Keep being a wolf. The biggest of hugs and the tiniest of kisses. We love you. We appreciate you. Tune in next week for another episode of Bus with the Boys. Hey, guys, it's us.
Starting point is 01:26:28 The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast?
Starting point is 01:26:36 Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it out. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Starting point is 01:26:55 Your 20s can be so exciting, but they can also be really overwhelming, confusing, and honestly, just kind of lonely. May is Mental Health Awareness Month, and the psychology of your... 20s is breaking down the science behind the biggest roadblocks we face. I was six years into my career, the 80-hour weeks, and just the first one in, the last one out, and I ended up burning out. There was a large chunk of my 20s that I, like, was just so wanting to, like, be out of that phase out of my skin, and I just, like, really regret not living in the present more. You don't need to have everything figured out right now.
Starting point is 01:27:29 You just need to understand yourself a little bit better. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get, your podcasts. Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is, getting a racist statue removed. And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is, getting a new one put up in its place. I'm Akela Hughes, and Rebel Spirit Season 2 is about both of those things. As I was watching these statues come down, I was thinking about what it meant that I grew up
Starting point is 01:27:57 in a majority black city in which there were more homages to enslavers than there were to enslave people. Listen to Rebel Spirit Season 2 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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