Bussin' With The Boys - Brendan Schaub & Theo Von

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

Recorded: November 20, 2020 Bussin' With The Boys x King and the Sting Another Victory Monday, another pod, and this one is a MONSTER. On today's episode, Will & Taylor are joined by comedians, and podcast OG's, Brendan Schaub & Theo Von. Brendan & The Boys kick it off with a look at how touring's been during Covid, why he stays off all social media, and he explains why he left his career in the UFC to pursue comedy. Later on, Theo Von drops in to discuss his recent move to Nashville, what it was like growing up in Louisiana, and the future of King and the Sting. Awesome episode with non-stop laughs! Subscribe/Rate/Review Enjoy! ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Website: https://www.bussinwtb.comFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's kind of just like whatever. Yeah, but Jelly Roll came through. That's the rapist, right? Yeah. That's the dude. That's a plural. That's a plural. You gotta be carefully.

Come up on the kids. If you're a rapper or rapist, how do you say it? I don't know. I was just going up here. He's got a couple bangers. Jelly's talented, man. Yeah, no doubt. Is that how you got that?

Yeah. Yep, he gifted this to me. Did he really? How do you know jelly roll? Jelly roll is a big fan of my shows. Yeah. He's a huge fan of Kieran of Steaks. Yeah.

Shows. Small, subtle. And then he just did King of Sting. Cushed it. Really? Yeah, crushed it. He's coming to the show tonight.

What does King and Sting look like with Theo? He lives here now, right? He lives here. So this is the first one we've done in Nashville because I'm here for shows. So we're like, oh, we'll just knock out King and Sting since I'm in Nashville. But he usually flies back every two weeks to L.A. Okay. It's based out L.A.

Do you guys knock out several? Like, well, that's what we do. Like, we knock out two. No more than two. That shows a different animal. It's basically a TV show. Oh, dude. I watch you guys a show all the time.

It's awesome. So you can't do more than two. More than two is a beast. We, I don't really like doing two. Going through this process, I like it better when we do. Like,

if we do ever get two, one a week. But with us playing football, you know, when you're in a team sport, you're kind of like, if you go and do a podcast and the team doesn't do good,

and then on a Monday you're all of a sudden telling jokes. Yeah. It's like, these fucking guys got to focus on them. What the fuck are they doing? Somebody actually tweeted me yesterday about it. Like,

what they say? I don't know. He kept calling me pup. He just kept referring to me as pup. hilarious and said something about practice squad and you guys need to focus on winning or something like that I just think I said angry for no reason yeah people just people working your cubicles your little nine to five pieces dude you're a little box and R blog yeah yeah I just said I said I hope your life gets better appreciate the follow and then he sent a long thing saying like you know hey comment I love the boy man

and it you know how it flips it always flips and it's just like well people hate those comments though bro Well, when you, you know, you know when you'll just refresh and just see your mentions, he was just the recent one. You know, I kind of chuckled and just went back. Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes it's gotten to the point to where it does the whole show more thing. Yeah. Boys, a little big deal. Big deal.

Big deal. Really? So I don't got to see as much anymore. You know what I'm saying? Hey, I tell you what, you've been shouting us out too a little bit. I saw you on there with Bert. Yeah, that's right. Dude, that was solid.

Dude, I'm a big fan of Bert, too. His show he's got on Netflix, the Cabin. Yes. No, Bert's crushing it. was doing shit on there that I've like I've heard of like uh he was putting some coffee beans or some shit up his ass yeah burt's hilarious yeah yeah it's supposed to be for any oxidates has bert done this show or no god no we would love for him to yeah he always comes to in Nashville no really one of the other only other comics i get of our crew who's touring like me

really everybody else bunch of bitches that what's going on because of corona corona COVID yeah what's the deal with like so when you go to the shows do people do people wear the mask at the shows no hell hell no i would stop doing you're you're you're not mask you're not mask you're not guy? I'm not a non-mask guy because especially in L.A. You get judged. You might get a big time. So you got to wear mask in L.A. Well, like, my studio, I don't have a mask on. When I'm driving, I don't have a mask on. Why would you put a mask on when you're driving? I don't know. People are bitches. In L.A., people are bitches. That's a wild place. LA is a scary while you're driving. LA's North Korea.

But, um, it's no question. It's insane. It's Russia. I live in Russia. Russia with a beach. That place is beautiful though. Yeah, it's all right.

Our governor's a piece of shit. But, um, there's just, you got to have a mask. Otherwise you get judged. But like at the comedy shows, no, people take their mask off.

They take everybody's temperature. It's safe, man. Also, my fan base is dudes 1836. Yeah. Nobody's in COVID. And also like, put the responsibility on them.

it's like if you do have COVID or symptoms, don't go hang out with your fucking grandma. We're all going to be fine. Right. I'll tell you, you're speaking logically. I got COVID too. I got both of you guys got COVID.

We're COVID bros. Let's go. I love that. If we did make out, I think what happened. Hey, follow up. And I basically didn't make out.

Basically, we shared a blizzard. One bite of a blizzard. Yeah. And I didn't get it. You didn't get it? That's what's weird and random about the thing. You might be asymptomatic though.

Or do the Titans test you all the time? We get tested every day. Although, you would know. But my whole family got it My girl Both my kids My mother-in-law

Father-in-law Now did you trip when your kids got it a little bit Not at all See I'm a stat guy I'm a stat guy That is the stats I go hold up No no kids Like it's 99.99%

They're gonna be okay I'll take them odds Take the mods every time You're going to Vegas with them odds Oh no question Daddy's ball That's that kind of worry about me Like I do that

And my wife goes But what if It was the point 0-0-0-0-1 I'm like oh fuck it right Yeah. Then it does kind of play in my head a little bit. I did too. I quarantined in the basement. I stayed in the basement.

I stayed in the basement. I stayed outside. But my son, he's like, fuck that noise. And it was just like. How old's your son? Four. He just like attacked me. It's like, well, he's definitely in COVID.

He's getting this shit. So when he did, do you get lethargic or anything happen? No, he had a fever for like five hours of like 101. And then I went down. He woke up the next morning. He was gone. So when you hear about things being like Biden saying he's going to do nationwide lockdown four to six weeks. Americans won't put up with it.

Good luck with that. Yeah. Have you read the book, 1984? No. It's a fucking, it's all kind of about that. Like you got a time you have to be in bed by 9 o'clock, Babe Brothers watching you type shit. You can't do stuff. A lot of those people, not in the left, that far right cats, them dudes are like, you know,

you're taking my civil rights away. You're taking my show. Cali has a curfew now. Cali has a curfew, right? Call has a curfew, right? I don't really. I don't think we do. Well, they stopped serving alcohol at 11.

All, everything shuts down. I don't know. There's a couple places out there that are hitting that two, third. dirty still. Well, I'm sure. Nashville runs on booze. And that's why, like, our mayor, I don't want to say nothing about our mayor because, you know. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, I got a boss. Yeah. I get it. But I'm saying, like, you're trying to shut down. Nashville is, like, almost like, resilient. They're the most resilient town because it's, we can booze and, you know, comedy shows, live music.

Like, there's so much shit going on time. It's kind of like recession proof. The city is. But if you come in, you start taking out, letting the bars be open to two. 2 o'clock, 2.30, that's where Nashville kind of hits a little bit of a slope. Because I've talked to some people and they don't have it. Like Nashville doesn't have a rainy day fund. Yeah. Nashville doesn't have that, oh, break glass in case of emergency cash. You guys are day by day. Day by day kind of deal. Well, they're just growing so much.

You see how the crane's going on the city? It's out of control. Everyone's moving here. Dude, everyone's moving here. You're going to be living here soon. I'll see. Yeah. But last time you're on the pod, you say you didn't like Johnny Cash, though. You're not going to be fin in. It's so overrated. Is that a Frank Sinatra? This is Frank Sinatra's mugshot. All right. You down with old blue eyes? I like Frankie.

Okay. I like Frankie. I'm a big Johnny Cash guy. Really? I don't get it. I respect the hustle. The man in black. If he tried coming out right now, people are like, get the fuck it.

Yeah, but that's right now. He was kind of a pioneer back in the day. A little bit. You know what I'm saying? Like how you were a pioneer going from like athlete to something. One day somebody's going back shop. Like I don't get it. Overrated.

It's going to be. Hey, he was one of the pioneers. What do you mean? I get that thing, dude. I get it, man. Vikings for Skinny. The stick boys Yeah, man

Stick boys out there How'd you get into that? How'd you start riding like just During the lockdown I was sick of my workouts Because I had a train to come over I was like hitting Mitz And I was like dreading

I was like oh fuck dude So I was doing that I'm like I need to switch it up And I love to run long distance But as a bigger guy You guys know this You'd fuck up my like hips and knees So I'm like I can get a bike

So I started mountain biking a bunch And then mountain biking led me to the road bike So now I go every day 30, 40 miles. Damn. Every day. Do you notice a difference in your body? Not really.

Really? I mean, my legs are getting there. Not really. You get some thick boys on you, dude. You're kind of embarrassing me right now. I hope you can, like, bring the cameras up the shoulder. You're hurt. No, dude.

Tell them. What, these boys are a little small. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He says you're injured. That's a healthy one. Oh, you're saying they're small because he's injured. I think maybe. They're small.

No, no, no. They're small ingenuous. He's a, he's an athletic. Yeah, he's a, he's an athletic. I'm a little tackle. space kind of cat you know what I'm not the like the tree trunk dude's a thick thick no thick thick no he's the average Joe right now I'm an average Joe right now for sure but you're so your season's done done and then you're on the practice squad yeah I'm then this week

this week I'm elevated so what I was explaining to you holler is um what's different with the practice squad now yeah what's different with the practice squad now is uh like last year before COVID it was only an eight 10 man roster and it's only like first second first second year guys. And now it's 16 guys. They can be vet. They can be any age, any year, anything. And you have two games that they can use up your practice squad eligibility to be active.

That's cool. And then after two active games and they got to make a decision, are we going to use a roster spot on him? So that's kind of how. So if you ball out this week, who you guys play? Yeah. It makes stuff interesting for sure. Tough game.

Tough game. And they're hot on us too. Yeah. We played them in divisional round playoffs last year. Just absolutely donkeyed them. Dude, like, like dirty girl scouts. You did.

Oh, dude, we ran all over. It was like, because we played the Patriots and kind of, that was like the end of the dynasty type deal. Yeah, they suck.

That was a huge game. And then Henry went off that game, right? Yeah. And then, well, Henry got a hundred and ninety five yards rushing against Baltimore. Everyone's like, hey, fun run for the boys.

You guys won the divisional or the, the wild card game. That's rad. But you're not going to beat Baltimore. They're going to win the Super Bowl. For sure. And I was thinking, bro,

we went in there. The, dude. best like pregame like environment ever been a part of like the lights are flickering I'm about to have a seizure like there's like people are screaming it's a loudest I've ever heard of stadium besides maybe Kansas City Kansas City is insane insane you guys are good this year what's that you're tight you guys are solid we got a week yeah I feel like there's so many good teams dude I know so Vraib showed the horse race he shows he does the horse race middle of the year usually when it's you're getting in the nitty gritty guys are close and you're He shows his horse racing video. Rayble does? Yeah, where all the horses are together. Yeah. And he talks about, you know, they got the, they got the blinders on because they're just

looking at what's ahead. Sure. Because right now, all the horses are packed together. Yeah, it sounds super lame. Yeah. All the horses are packed together, but one ends up coming out. So the theme this week is separating from the pack. So is he like, look at that horse.

He shows it every year. He shows it every year. He goes very sarcastic. He's like, listen, they're fucking horses. Like, they're meant to run. Yeah. Yeah. And they're going to have their blinders on why because they don't want to see left and ride.

Yeah. Yeah. I like Mabel. Just got to do that. Rabel, he's an interesting cat. He's an alpha man. Like if we were, if we were all sitting in the room right now, he'd fucking sit here for about 10, 15, 20 minutes,

and then he'd find a couple things. And he'd start puffing his chest out. He's a peacocker. He's a peacocker. And he's a huge fan of bustling with the boys. Oh, love it. He was on here, right? Yeah.

He always texts me and Will. Mostly he loves Will. He mostly texts Will and be like, What's up with the practice squad, baby? That's, that's, so when I got cut, this is funny. I can say this. We're told lying Yeah, I know.

Brave shoots me a text because I get cut or whatever. And he's like, all I get is hope to get you back on P Squad. Taylor has surgery today if you didn't know. That was the message I got from Bray. Obviously, you know how to like surgery. Yeah. It's like those dudes who just don't know how to emotionally talk to each other. Right.

It's like, hey, Taylor's got surgery if you didn't know. And I'm thinking in my head like, yeah, I know my boy has surgery today. But that was just him making an answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's him basically saying, I hate this, but let's try to embrace it. He's the awkward dad. Yeah. You know the question.

Like something happens. Yeah. Knocks up a girl in school. He says, hey, you got this. You're going to be all right. I have kids too. Yeah. I know.

Hang in there, man. You're my dad. I know. That's shit, how that shit works? Yeah. He's an interesting cat. But you guys ready? Oh, yeah.

It's been for the boys this week. It's been solid. Has it really? It's been solid. This week this Friday. I was like, yeah, this was a smooth Friday practice. Really? Here's my question.

How serious is practice, though? Like, you guys should be ready, right? Like, what are we doing? We're all human. But you're all pros, right? No doubt. But you're using the fuck up. The level of pro is like here and here.

Like, there's dudes that are in the league because they're super talented but have zero. I'm aware of that. Zero awareness. And just don't give a shit because they know they're going to be paying. Like that dude doesn't have to do anything because he's just better than everybody. You know what I'm saying? There's those kind of cats. There's dudes that are just like super meticulous about everything they do.

do like in everything in between yes so it's weekly like based on moods and it's a stretch of you know 20 weeks if you're playing the preseason right it's a long right you have two weeks in camp or preseason games 16 games and if you're lucky you get into the playoffs just four more games if you make it to the super bowl long stay motivated so you get in this time of season like november next week's thanksgiving usually people's families are coming town if it wasn't for the covid can you guys not have family kids of covid they i they i heard they're going to super secret probation right now double secret group of probation yeah they're going to the intensive protocols so kind of like similar to we were that first week back where everything's got to be in the

bubble you got to get grab and go at the cafeteria you can't sit in the cafeteria um we got to go back to doing that for the rest of the year that one makes a little sense because if you let's say you guys had an outbreak season's over like you're not going to play next week and i can't play the following week two major games that we had we had a very did you hear about our situation we had uh i think so well week three so i remember i yeah yeah because we texted you're like i can't talk about COVID. I'm like, dude, I'm not fucking ESPN. I don't give a fuck. He texted the day after we all got the COVID

outbreak and we weren't having the media talk about it and you know, I didn't know. You know how it is. Like it's like, be careful and I'm like wanting to do it because I'm, you know, I'm not a journalist. I'm not trying to break news on COVID in the time. Yeah. Imagine he just like screenshots your guys' text messages and those are like that's the fucking

guy that didn't do. Vernon shots the dude that broke it and will come. An hour later, we'll come to release by the Tennessee Titans. Just up in the team meeting. Hey, Will. Good job. Hope you made a new fucking friend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the fuck out of here. We talked about this. Dude. But you know how it is middle of the year. You're playing. And if it's like, you know, we've been one in three in the last four weeks. And you know teams that when you get to the point to where you're either the glass half full or glass half empty, when guys want to shut it down, it's hard to keep all the boys together because the locker room starts to, oh, we're losing because of X, Y, and Z.

This and that guy starts. I'm not getting my touches. I'm not getting my touches. I'm not being able to happen to me in my last year of football, my senior at University of Colorado halfway through. I was like, man, I'm like in the rock ever. Like I bust my ass like fuck this. Right.

It was on focus. Start moving up a little bit. Start thinking about what you're going to do in the off season, that type of shit. Yeah. What's the New Year's plans? My first two years, we were like two and 14, three and 13. Terrible. Dudes in like November.

Like this time, we're like, hey, so what are you doing? What are we doing in January? Like, you know we're not making the playoffs. Statistically, you had to, win like every game and dude's got to lose four like it's like shit's not gonna happen you have team meetings and you're like hey fuck this yeah he's fucking idiot like these fuck coaches they're just pleading please god save my job yeah words dude it's a tough little deal when you get in those situations the toughest deal so it's like I'm sure it's a lot different what was it like being

going to play football and then going on fighting I'm sure that like you can just focus on yourself you don't have to rely on anything was that kind of do though because there's still like a team aspect so you need like really good training partners you need good coaches and And then our team got really famous because it was like Shane Carlin, myself, I came off the ultimate fighter. My coaches were on the ultimate fighter. We had Rashad Evans, GSP, like just these monsters. Yeah. The team got really famous.

And then no one knew how to deal with the fame. So it was like egos got into play. And I would be walking out. And I was with Echo at the time. So I'd be walking out in Echo gear. My coach had his own deal. Right. So he would be like walking out Nike.

Like, what the fuck is going on to? Damn. So then. And then there was all big. dogs in the camp so this this guy would need more attention and this guy would need more attention so we just just separated that's like a good band breaking up over nothing but we weren't

ego we just weren't ready for it like everyone got really famous really fast in that world we're not like Tom Cruise but you know what I'm saying no but that that shit and you when you were coming out like UFC wasn't like how long have you been out of the game shit I've been out six years seven years six years six years seven years I mean that shit like I haven't paid much attention the first

UFC or thing I ever went to was the first Connor McGregor Nate Dia's fight. Jesus Christ. And I went in right away. And my buddy Richie Incognito, he's like, you got to look up this Connor McGregor cat. So like ever since then, I've been kind of following UFC came to Nashville. We went and checked it out. But it seems like it's really blown up in the last 10 years for real. For sure.

Like out of control. The fact that Dana's out there buying islands and putting shit together. Like, what a genius move. Yeah. That was actually something that was brought in the end. What are your thoughts on the whole island? Sometimes we have too much credit. It's like, take it easy, genius.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he's not like, I don't feel in the water. I just side. I don't know, Dana. Hey, I just said over here. I'm like, hey, yeah, man. I got no. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, you soil me fast.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you, my, brand. This is a fucking in here. Here's the thing with that, like, um, so obviously the NFL and NBA are back because of TV rights, right? That's where the NFL makes their nuts. That's where the owners make their nuts. With the UFC, how they were the first sport back? your mom's like yeah this is crazy

UFC rocks good for you guys you're so brave well the reason they can do it without a fan base is because they only pay 14% of their gross to the fighters 14% that's wild so it's pennies to put on fights for them yeah so while it's cool and I'm for my business great they continue to fight

but it's kind of the reason they're allowed to do it's because they don't pay the guys so it's fucked up but also you think that'll ever change kill each other yeah you think it'll change that thing never uh no Not as long as I don't know

It's like wrangling cats Like I've had so many like lawyers And people from MLB And these agents approach me to help out To get a collective bargain agreement Going with them It's just the fighters have to do it You guys aren't unionized

No not I mean They're in leather helmets If it's in NFL they're in leather helmets Fucking Yeah and it's like it's a world It's a world game like dudes are from Ireland These are from all over the place They just want that opportunity

Like I'll fight for this Yeah Don't do that Once you start realizing you have leverage Yeah But they don't have leverage There's only like a few guys that have leverage. So like Conner who could make a change.

Right. Dude, don't fight unless we all get equal share of the pie. He's not going to do that because he's like, dude, I'm worth 300 million. I don't give a fuck. Right. You guys figure it out. Yeah. So you need the big points.

He's made his nut. Yeah. He's good. He's like as equal as UFC as possible. Oh, dude. For a deal. They're never going to let that happen again. And they did, dude, why wouldn't they not let that happen again?

Like he made a world star. He made UFC like below the fuck up. Yeah. But now he has so much leverage, right? So they're like, they're like begging him to fight now. He has all this money. If you notice proper whiskey is in the octagon. I see that.

He's a business partner. He's not an employee anymore. He's in that thing. So he has so much leverage. Yeah, but does he have equity in UFC? I would imagine. He probably does. Yes.

They say when you start a liquor company or anything, it takes eight years at least to see any kind of revenue at all. I hope you're wrong about that because mine launches in January and we're, we beg the the deffer. I'll tell you what. Well, we'll fucking put one right there. Yeah. I'll send you guys one the first.

Let's go. The boy, dude. Yeah, what's up? We're a sponsor the pod. He's like, I heard liquor's the worst business to do. But here we are, ladies and gentlemen, let's fucking do it. I'm like, liquor. He's all terrible idea.

That's cool about. What liquor company are you doing? Yours are good, man. That's cool. Yeah, yeah. You're going to be different. You're going to be different, dude. What kind of liquor are you guys doing?

Uh, whiskey. It's a Japanese and American bourbon blend. And the boy. I know, I'll say this, though. I'm not a huge Japanese whiskey guy. This episode of Buston with the boys is brought to you by Acorn. Acorns is the country's leading, saving, and investing app. You don't have to be rich to start investing.

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Collar. Yeah. Yeah. I like the rum casket. Angels Envy. Have you had that? I have not had the Rums casket. It's a green label.

But the reason why I like Japanese whiskey and why I mix that in the American bourbon is the Japanese whiskey so smooth. I don't like the spicy bite. So that's where the Japanese would see. It's like everything's smooth. Yeah. Oh. I can't wait to try it. Yeah.

I can't wait to try it. Sounds like we're about to sell out for it. Yeah. Especially. Hey, sponsor the pot. You can sponsor the pie. That's not a bad. You could sponsor us.

We're not cheap, but we will do whatever. We'll really take up for you. Anytime suits get involved, things get a little more edgy. And I like what I like about what you've done is transitioning from like an athlete to doing comedy. Yeah. Like it's really impressive what you're done because now like you've put yourself all over the internet. Yeah. I'm following Keynes Dean.

I'm following you doing the food truck stuff. You actually do with Michael Chandler the other day. It's, I mean, do you ever feel like you've bit off more than you can chew or is it like you just love what you're doing? No, I feel like I don't do enough. it's just uh really yeah i'm always coming with two kids i know that's the thing that i'm have a hard time we do you got three pods food truck diaries travel comedy yep and we sit here and juggle like balling a podcast like hey you think you can do it then we're doing all right yeah yeah the thing is it's like so if you look at my schedule like the the big thing that eats up time away from my family's

torn so i cut that down i only do two weekends a month now where i used to do three to four which is a nightmare but so i cut down my comedy so i'm not away from the family that long and And then really it's like Monday 8 a.m. I do Showtime Below the Belt. Then right after I do firing the kid, I'm wrapped around two. So I pick my kid up from school. So I'm home the rest of the day. That's awesome.

Tuesday, I knock out two King of the Stings. Then maybe a food truck. Again, pick up my kid at two. So I'd knock it all out just in chunks when my kid is at school. Yeah. So I don't miss any family time. Yeah. Which ones are with like Showtime?

Just below the belt and food truck. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I saw you had Chandler on. How about the boy? UFC now. I know. I'm proud of them.

What do you think about that? You know, the thing, whenever a guy comes from Bellator and they're that established, like he's MMA royalty, right? He's a three-time world champion. Yeah. They just throw him to the fucking Wolverines. Like, they're just going to give him the worst matchups. Because they want to prove the worst matchups for him.

But if he could rise above that, it's going to be an absolute game changer for him. Which on the show, like, we were going over, I was telling them this off air. It's like going over the matchups. It's not bad. Like, they're going to throw you one of two guys. Tony Ferguson or Justin Gagey. Not bad matchups for you, dude. Break it down.

It's not a bad gig. Yeah. He could be both of them. They're tough fucking fights, but, you know. The way that dude, it seems like he grinds and I know social media is way different than the real world. Yeah. But that dude goes hard in the fucking paint. Like almost too hard in the pain.

And his mentality is just crazy too. The guy is going to fight. I think they announced it. I'm not saying out of turn. He's going to fight Tony Ferguson is if you look at his work ethic is even crazier than Michael Chandler. Really? He's insane. So it's going to be just an absolute bloodbats.

forever's fucking good great fucking fun i'm excited dude i'm excited to watch it because like him coming on and talking a little bit you how'd you have the connection how do you know uh Chandler was uh from Newman oh really yeah he he knew Chandler and then Ben came for a game um and wanted to bring Chandler and so i met Michael Chandler and Chandler and my brother Cody were boys because Chandler was at missou wrestling when Cody was getting recruited for wrestling and so just the wrestling world and then I met Chandler and he said he's in town and Chandler's such a good dude and he's He's a great guy. He's like,

yo, let's go to true food. Then, you know, he comes on the pod and everything. And then he's like, yo, do you want to get a shop? And I was like, you fuck yeah. So he called, he like does a video to get shot.

Yeah. Yeah. And then he helped come host that episode. He's just, he's just an all-timer, dude. I think you were on the room. I was in camp. That was camp.

When did you go to the Raiders? Like week nine? Yeah, week nine. Damn. I was late. I didn't think I was that late. I still rocked that Raiders. Should I not do that?

Silver and black, I don't mind. It's a silver and black, dude. That's the best jersey. It really is, dude. The black, what the, is it? They, I just say black except when they correct you, it's silver and black. God, damn, it looks cool. And, dude, when you're playing the Raiders, like, I don't know what end zone it is,

but you go to one side and you're getting a contact high. Oh, yeah. You're getting your stance. You're smelling that weed. I'm about to fail a drug test. You have the cholos, like in the same. Yeah. Yeah.

But do they get down. Let's be real. No question. It's like Halloween They're all dressed up Yeah We got some good looking fans You guys do

We also have some weirdos out there too We got some A guy that just like a pineapple We had a guy that just like Spider-Man It does not make any sense at all But he fucking comes And you know what He gives his heart

He gives his heart And he gives his energy It's all you can ask for Yeah We got a lot of fans that look like the bus Yeah Yeah this bus I start a bike club

That looks like your bus How has it been with barstool It's been so Yeah. Yeah, it's been solid. But it's also like, we got in this game a year and a half ago. Years and a new, yeah. Been flying by the seat of our pants the whole entire time.

And Barstow is awesome. They run the internet. So like anytime we need a boost or anything, they're definitely there to help us out. It's just like, it's just communicating from like afar. You know what I mean? Because everybody's usually in their office. They know all the personalities. They, you know, the only person that they have that's kind of, uh, because similar to us is

probably Dion Sanders now, but they coordinate flying back and forth with him and all that. But it's just like, what do they do with Dion? He does a podcast now. And they do a TV. And they do a football show. He left NFL network. Barstool jumped on it immediately. Big boy moves.

Yeah, they jumped on it immediately. Flew to him instead of saying, hey, we'll bring the show to you. They go to his ranch in Texas. They do basically a Sunday NFL show now. And then they're giving Dea on his own podcast. So I think he has his own podcast called 21st and Prime.

That's cool. I think they're seeing how that goes. But yeah, they jumped on Deon right away. But I mean, it's been solid. It's just, we got to communicate with them.

And then Barstool does your merch too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When they gave Dion his podcast, they said, like, his people were like, okay, what do we do? They never done a podcast.

Yeah. His company smacked his production company that he works for Michael Strayhans. Okay. And so my buddy, one of my best friends from high school, works, does the non-scripted television. Like, he's the head of that. He calls me and he's like, basically wanted Will and everybody's number. Like, they, the bus with the boys crew went and helped them set their whole podcast up. Yeah.

I had a text from Eric at like five in the morning saying. saying, yo, we signed Dion Sanders. Yeah, Erica's the CEO. She's like, yeah, we signed Dion Sanders. We want them to, you know, do some stuff similar to you guys. Like, we got to connect you guys. This is going to be awesome. Have you guys clad?

We haven't clad with him yet just because we've been in season. It's been, it's been 2020, man. Like, we, I was in California from like March to April. And then you should have hit me up. Hey, I didn't have your number. I might have threw a couple DMs at you too, maybe. I don't see DMs. I don't see any social media.

Oh, you don't look at anything. Nothing. Because you post a lot, though. You just jump on their post and roll. I post. I don't see, I don't see my friend's shit. Do you scroll? Never.

You don't scroll and like a couple photos. I post and get out. So if you follow me, it means nothing. Nothing. But if you open your app, you're going to see somebody's post right away. Nothing. If you see one of the boys, you might hit the double tap. No.

Okay. I don't engage. How does it, but like, that's got to be somewhat of a freeing experience. Hell yeah, it is. If I tell you what, if I'm at this little late at night, boys, I'm like, just staring at the thing and I'll be up 1130. just big eyes standing at that blue light forever i think it's a bit of a time waster right so it's like it's a hundred percent of time waster and then you're comparing stuff to everybody else and i got

kids and i remember my girl's filming something like kids are doing something dope i think myself was like walking for the first time and then i look over in the video i'm like on my phone on instagram so i'm like what the fuck am you think a bad dad move a little bit was just like why is why am i bringing this attention then also like the comments on there it's like good or bad like it's never it's It's not good, dude. Like, you don't want to listen to all the good stuff. You don't listen to all the bad stuff. And it starts getting into your brain and then you start filtering yourself or thinking, you know, different and doing your show different.

Like, I know what I want to do. The reason I get to where I'm at is by not listening to everybody. Otherwise, I want to be here. So why would I give that any attention, dude? And they have no clue about my business or what I do. So it's like, I don't want to listen to any of that. I think it's hard when you become like kind of famous. Like when you go from college, go the NFL and you make a little bit of a splash or something.

Just from my experience. it's an addictive to see people like you. It's addictive to walk into a place and people go, Taylor-Lawanna about that. Like, that's like, for me when I got in the league was like one thing that I just want more of that.

I want more and more and more. Yeah. And so I used to be the guy that's like Google search, Taylor Lawan, type that shit in, Twitter search, type my name in. Yeah, I did that. You like, you read them. And you can see,

the thing that sucks is you could see 10, 15 good comments about you. The one bad one. You see the one. Yeah. That's the way we're wired. That's the way we're wired. So if I'm getting ready to go on stage, This has happened before.

It's like four years ago. Five years ago, I first started out. I get on there, it's like positive, pause. Oh, shop, show, kill, shop. And you get one of the thing fucking suck. You find out the guy didn't even go to the show. But then after do a show in 40 minutes, and that's in your head,

you go on stage with a different vibe. Like, it's not good, man. That's for sure happens. And you're thinking maybe one look like he might be thinking with that guy. Yeah, it's not good. If you hit the punchline, you hear a bunch of laughs, but this guy is like not laughing.

You get it, buddy? That's that fucking guy. Yeah. But also, it's like, think of anything. like if like if if if you were i don't know 16 want to go to the nfl and you tweet up hey i'm going to play for the tennessee titans i'm being a starting linebacker starting fucking tackle for tennsy titans what do you guys think will i make it how do you think the comments are going to be probably not great we're going to light you the fuck up so can you imagine reading that and

then and then listening to them yeah so why would you give any energy that that's hey i like that's okay that's fucking awesome some make millions some make memes you know yeah let's go it's a j-cold line is it really really Yeah. We were about to, hey, we would have definitely made a graphic. Hey, Gary would have made a graphic with that code and would have said, Brendan Shaw. I'm like, damn, this dude is fucking inside. We're still going to give him that credit.

He's a soft of. That's a J. coli. Damn. It makes sense, though. There's another week of us looking white as fuck, dude. I know, dude. We got to start listening to more rap. Starting with jelly roll.

Yeah. He's been wanting to come on the podcast. I see a couple comments, but I might stop looking at comments now. That's how impressionable I am. Fuck, am I doing that now? I shop, you know, some people make millions. I first heard it like two years ago. I was doing a set at the comedy store,

and Jim Jeffries came in the back. We guys know Jim Jeffries, big comic from Australia. And he big comic. I look up to him. I love that guy. And we're talking. I kept talking about Instagram.

He goes, what's your thing with Instagram mate? I'm like, in front of all these other comics. Like, you know, it's just networking. I guess he goes, why the fuck you read now? I go, I don't you fucking read a show in Comedy Central. Like one of the biggest shows.

He goes, why would I read that? I'm like, because people are on there. I was so embarrassed. He was so embarrassed. But he's like, stay away from that shit. I'm like, yeah, you're right, man. And that was it? That and then I started,

and then I did read some comments and it was good and bad. I'm like, this ain't good. I'm out, man. I'm out. Well, it's tough for me. It probably helps you execute all these shows and everything you have to because you're not sitting there wasting any time. You know, sometimes I'll see myself get behind just because I'm like scrolling and laughing

at stuff and wanting to watch, you know, looking at videos. But I also don't want to be on there looking at. looking at like say for example like Andrew Shultz who's crushing the game I don't want to look at what he's doing and then do a shitty version of that I want my shit to be original. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah comics and podcasts just like everyone's following suit

right? Oh well that so when I first and you know it's not I'm not toot my own horn but when I first hit the scene I did marketing one way now a lot of people do marketing that way well if I keep staying on Instagram and look at all these other podcasts I'm gonna start doing what they're doing I'd rather just come up with my own shit

Because you're going to see that they get love and you're like, maybe I need to do something like that. I'm going to start doing what they do. I'd rather create my own shit. It's amazing how we think we're such independent thinkers until we realize we're not. You realize you're not. You're really not at all. No, and then you look at your show like, oh, shit, that's the same as I do. So what gave you the wild hair to say, I want to go do a podcast?

I want to go into comedy and all that. Was that kind of like in the back of your mind? You got to listen to the bus and episode. Oh, that's right. Hey, you guys listened that? You guys did that? Talked about that? Yeah.

It's all good. I mean, he's got a lot of shit out there. He's got, like, all the videos and stuff on it. I always wanted to do stand-up. It was like a dream of mind. I do stand-up. And then just by coincidence, met Brian Cowan, started doing the podcast.

And then, you know, fighting's a tough gig. And I was good at it, but it was like a blessing and a curse. Because I wanted to move on. I just didn't know what to do. And then podcasts came along. We were like one of the first.

So then I got my check in the mail for podcasting. And my check in the mail for getting punched in the face by Travis Brown. And the podcasting money was more than the fighting. You're like, well, fuck that. Fucking out of here. Yeah, yeah. I'm fucking out of here, dude. I see those dudes getting that ring, beating the shit at each other.

I'm like, dude. I mean, football is a fucking violent sport, but fucking dude literally hammer-fisting another cat, beating the shit of his ear. My biggest thing was I don't want the call flower deal. I don't want them pieces. But at least in football, you have, like, benefits and you have a union. Yeah. You know, you pay a lot. Like, how much, what check are you thinking of when you think about, oh, I'm going to do podcasting now?

Like, how much are you getting paid to have some of these fights? Uh, man, when I fought Travis Brown, I probably made 30 grand. Hey, fuck around with that, dude. What you said? Say what? He said, fuck around with that. I'm not fighting someone for 30 grand. Yeah, I thought you were going to say, oh, that's nice.

He's not going to fight that, me. I was like, 100%. Yeah, that's what I thought? He's like, what train are we on? Yeah. I was looking at a second. He's like, you know, I'm not going to, I'm like, oh, okay, okay. I'm not fight somebody for 30 grand, dude.

I wouldn't fly to New York, but a duffel bag full of 30 grand right. Hey, New York's a war zone right now. You might not get out of there with that third grand. No, you need to get handed that. It's like the Wild West out there. Yeah, it's a nightmare. You guys actually share a little bit of the same dream. You both want to, like, host an SNL one day.

Yes. Yeah, I would love to do SNL. Because I saw, I saw JJ Wad on. I'm immediately thinking, yo, Taylor, you would crush this. There's no way you shouldn't be doing one of these right now. I just got to get as famous as JJ. It's the same thing. It really is.

Oh, that's all this. And I watch JJ. And I tell you what, I've kind of, I'm not. quite 180ed on JJ, but I'm like 160. Were you not a fan? Cannot stand him. I thought he was the most annoying over the top athlete I've ever seen in my entire life. I was first

he plays my division. I was going to say, are you just saying this because you have to compete against him? No, no. Hard knocks was me. Hard knocks was tough. Being around, the thing I don't like is like, if you watch this podcast and you fucking listen to me, talk to Will, we're going back and forth, we're all talking. When I get done with this podcast,

I'm not changing flux. I'm still going to be me. the thing that I heard was when this guy when the cameras were off totally different cat when the cameras are on. Like in hard knocks, but like he's a gordy gohardt. He's a fucking try hard cat. You know,

like doing the backwards fucking doing moves at 10 o'clock at night. Like, hey, dude, kick some fucking rocks. You probably didn't practice that day. And to go off that, it's like after a long day, you know how dramatic hard knocks can be. It's like after a long day of practicing and two and this and that.

JJ's getting extra conditioning. It's showing him like doing all this stuff and you're just sitting there thinking like, you ain't. doing that. Like, after a long-ass training camp, they do, like, you're dead at a training camp. He's a thing, though. He's a thing, though.

He's a baller, though. He's no, yeah, he's absolutely. He's still a guy, too. He, like, he had this thing that was, we were playing him like two years ago. Yeah, you're right, he is solid. He's not on practice squad or nothing. I'll tell you what, but, hey, he's fucked that guy, dude. Yeah, he's

a hall of family, but you know what you're saying, dude? Yeah, you're like, you ain't shit, though. I told him that. Like, his shit talks terrible. because when he's miced up, when he's miced up, you know he's miked up. He's talking. And he has this dumb thing where he's stretching. He goes, all I know is when you mess with me, you got a problem.

And I was like, oh, I'm done. That's fucking, oh, you're miced up. Oh, no. You mess with me. And I was like, I fucking. You got a problem. And I've been on the other side. He's on the guess what I'm like, you fucking bring your ass over here.

Come over here and play against me. And he'll be like, scoreboard. And like jog off. I'm like, oh, that is. That's the. Now I don't like him. No, I don't like him. And I'm just like, dude, like, yeah.

If me and JJ played against each other in his prime when we were going toast, it would be a fuck it. He'd probably do well. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He'd be a little bit of, like he'd get something. I, you know, things would happen. Good competition.

Good competition. And I'm not saying he wouldn't get something on me. He's never gotten something on me. But I'm not saying he would get something on me. And I just. Which kind of are. Yeah. But I'm kind of.

But also, he's going to be out of your division soon. He wants to get out of it. He's the thing is he'd go to Pittsburgh. And they wouldn't trade them. All the Watt brothers on Pittsburgh? He ain't going, dude. He ain't getting traded. For real.

He's like the lifeline of Houston. He is everything. Yeah, but they suck balls. You know what I heard is, I heard Bill O'Brien said to Deshawn Watson, who's their quarterback. I'm familiar. Looked at him. Oh, sorry. Excuse me.

Josh John Watson. You don't have peanut butter Falcon on the podcast. I'm just fucking. Maybe there's somebody in the back that didn't know. Oh, yeah. Everybody who is your four is it? Shut the fuck up. We don't know that Deshawn.

We're big sports guys. Hey, is there a force? Deshawn. So Deshawn, like Bill went up to Deshawn and said, fuck JJ. This is your team now. Oh, wow. Said some shit like that. But JJ is like the fucking dude there.

He is the guy. He's been injured though, right? So he's been injured. He's been injured after a guy. He said some. He's still talented. Like, even we played him. The last game, when I got hurt was week five.

We were playing Houston. That's the game. And like, they're like, hey, this dude. Yeah, his stats aren't as good as they used to be. He's still a dude. Yeah. Because, like, JJ's not like, he's not like a glass eater in the point that he's going to fucking bury you every time.

He's not like Aaron Donald. No, hey, Aaron Donald got some finesse and some power on him. Aaron Donald's stupid. He's the best playing in the league, yeah? He's the best defensive player for sure. Yeah. Them, I mean, Khalil Mack is also, like, from an edge rushing standpoint, Cleal Mac is a dangerous looking, like, do you just look at him?

You're like, oh, fuck around with that, dude. Yeah. Went to Buffalo. But, like, JJ still got his shit, dude. I bet I heard he wants to go to Pittsburgh Could you imagine if all the Wild Brothers are on Pittsburgh? It'd be, why not? It would be a media like frenzy for them.

Did you ever see when they host of that show? Yeah. The brothers or whatever? We tried getting, uh, awful. We tried getting Derek Watt on the pot. We were going to like, uh, pump him up as he's like the main. Who's a full back by the way? He's the unsung hero of the Watt family.

Yeah. And he ghosted us. He acted like he goes, he was DM and me. He was DMing you? Yeah, remember I deemed him. And we were in the thing with Kelly. And Kelly's like, their agent's saying, his agent's saying, no, he doesn't want to come on. And I'm like, I sent the screenshot of like, hey, my agent's working it out.

Yeah, let's get this thing going. And they're like, oh, no, he said they didn't want to go on. Maybe he's just hiding behind that. So I remember I sent him a DM. And then he's like, oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Like, you know, my agent should be handling it. I've told, made them aware and stuff. And then Kelly's like, I already told you guys that, you know, he didn't want to come on.

I was like, I know. I just wanted him to see. himself tell me that give me a lie and see that he was a fraud I would have DM to put bro you're a foolback he texts back you're on P squad now

doesn't matter you might as well be if you're a fullback yeah yeah doing 2020 yeah what are we doing dude hey the fullback we gotta make fullbacks great again what's next the wishbone you see an Alec Ingold out there in the silver and black he's hurtling dude Jay knows what I'm talking about he's a raiders fan

oh yeah hey you see Alec he's out there jumping over. Who Wilcompton was. Oh yeah. He was hype. He saw you and he almost fainted, didn't he? Yeah. Fuck, oh, Jay was on here last, he was on here last summer and he almost fainted in the back.

No shit. The AC generator went out and we went on for like an hour and a half. It's a nightmare. God damn. It's a little bit better in here. I have to go back to the JJ Watt thing because I didn't finish. I don't want people to hear me shitting on JJ. We've given him a lot of time on here.

But also fuck that brother, my right? Yeah. I want that clear. Anyway, we talk to fucking bake. cat who's just part of my tape Big Cat, big fan. And he said like JJ, like he knows his cheese. He knows he does these things. So I've kind of, I've switched,

I've turned a little bit on that and I'm not as hated. I don't hate JJ as much anymore. Because the suits told you that he's cool? No, Big Cat. Big Cat. Big Cat told him that he's cool. Big Cat said he's admitted that he does. He knows his cheesy. He went to Wisconsin. He went to Wisconsin. Yeah. Yeah. It's cool. As long as you

as you know what you're doing, I'm cool with it. Jayju would love to have him on the podcast. I'm off. Talk about our, talk about our. Nope. I'm off the JJ what you got him off the train well because you didn't let me finish the whole thing oh shit I'm off the train now I'm off the train I like how he just he just decides

I'm out now no no we're up the shit talking oh I know when you mess with me have a problem you got a problem JJ come the fuck oh you got a mic you forgot you're still white

14 correct but not 20-20 Bubba so his brother his brother's a stud now his brother's fine for defense player the year right now all three brothers in the last League, they're monsters. Yeah.

That's fucking crazy. Have you heard of the Questenberries? The what? The Questenberries? Uh-uh. David League Question Barry. That's the real. Drafted by Houston.

Got cancer. Defeated it. Beat cancer. Super rare, like, uh, cancer. Beat. Now a place for the Titans. He's up. Uh, his brother is playing for the Chargers, correct?

So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Scotty. Okay. And then the third brother went to Navy. Then he went and like in the Navy. It was a Marine for like four or five years.

Now he's on the practice squad for the Patriots. They showed him hitting somebody on the beach, like just a video of him just running through somebody. And somebody, I guess, gave it to, like, Belichick, I believe. I don't want to put words of David. And they signed up that beat. And they brought him in just for a workout and they signed him. That's the Patriots, though, right? That's the Patriots for sure.

If you're white and under six foot, you're getting signed. The, the, what are the boys and berries? What's their name? Quist and Berries. Quist and bears. Compared to the J.J. Watt? The Watts? I'm saying.

I'm saying that. They're more of the mold that you would like as like a, like, if they was on here, quiz was on here right now. They'd be a big. You'd love David Lee. All right. David Lee's a gangster, dude. All right.

Played for the Titans now. So we're on a touchdown past last year. They would probably win that fight. Dude, that would be solid. No, they beat the shit of them. It doesn't matter. Put it at Bridgestone. Put it at Bridgestone.

Get her own little fight island going on. That'd be awesome. Commentate the whole thing. Not a bad idea. Do that rough and rowdy. Dude, we've been, I've been trying to tell Barso, I'm like, when this all clears up, you guys need to think about bringing a rough and rowdy and doing an entire weekend around.

You know, Barstill, we get some buzzing thing going on, but you guys need to have rough and rowdy. These are your type of people for a rough and rowdy. We talked to other, like, players in the league. We should do a giant beer pong competition. Between, like, different offensive lines and stuff like that. You guys know Mike Stud? No.

Yeah, he just moved to Nashville. Yes. Yeah. See? He's in Scottsdale right now, but he's, he bought a house. So he's moving out here for good. But he, yeah, he did a big beer pong thing. Ernest.

Scotts is a big, terrifying place. Yeah. What was that beer pong tournament called? I forget. Because he did, he would do those little knockoff interviews. Yeah, he does. Yeah, they were doing like, and he's like, dude, you want to get into it? I'm like, when you do it?

He's like, seven. I put my kid down at seven. Yeah. Ernest put me on him. I'll give you one. That's where Ernest came in and put me on him. Because Jelly Roll came in here and he's like, Ernest was supposed to put me on. I was like, oh, Ernest didn't tell me.

Jelly Roll story. But Ernest, Ernest is connected, dude. Ernest was the one who's like, hey, Mike Studd. You know, you guys, he needs to come on the bus. Mike Stud's my guy. We would dominate that beer pong competition. We'd be solid. We haven't lost yet.

We haven't. I'll tell you what, the boy used to drink to die back in the day. Oh, yeah. I don't drink that much anymore. The Go Blue? The Michigan? Dude, I would fucking Wednesday through Sunday. And well, I'd take a break for the game.

And then we get back after it. Oh, Darren. Hey, we did have Waller on. Darren would talk about how, yeah, hey, Jay, you know Darren. Fucking stud. I mean, you probably know of Darren, too. That's my bad. But Darren would say when he was at Georgia Tech.

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Shout out Roman, no free shout-outs. What's up, bro? How you doing? Taylor, it's a to meet you. What's up, Doug? We were just telling some stories about drugs. It ain't bad. That ain't bad. Hour and two minutes late.

That's solid, dude. But Darren would say in college when he was on the sideline at Georgia Tech and he wasn't playing like he'd be injured or something, he was out, he would have an entire, but he'd be one of those guys who'd take pills and stuff, and he would have an entire Gatorade bottle of vodka and everything kind of mixed with, you know, to make it look like Gatorade. He'd be on the sideline. Darren Waller.

Darren, tied in for the Raiders. And he would just walk around and let guys smell it. And if guys want to take a drink, he'd just be drunk on the sideline pills and everything. at Georgia Tech. What you've been out doing? You had an interview? Yeah, where you come from? What did you get done with a massage?

Were you there? I know, but I've been without you for about two hours. Oh, yeah, you left that a lot of people stayed. There's a lot of people eat dessert. I was just watching people eat dessert and wishing that they weren't there. I saw you eat some pumpkin pie, though. I had a lot. They literally was like 40 pieces of pie on the counter.

I didn't have any pie. So you guys had a Thanksgiving today, like a Friendsgiving or something? Yeah. Who's the squad? Oh, really? For King's here. Cats here, Chappelle's here. Yeah.

Jelly Roll came through. Oh, damn. I told Jellyroll, we all got our first serving, right? I told Jelly, where I said, how long were we going to pretend you're not going to go in for seconds, Doug? How long are we going to wait here? Hey, Taylor, I'm telling you this dude is. He's getting nervous. Big cat.

He sees the pie come out and gets a little sweaty. He gets nervous. I saw him staring at first date. Yeah, it's very first date. He said it's a good call. Yeah. You're kind of over there on the side looking at it is, you know, whatever notes he wrote down on the table. So what do you do for a living, Doug?

It's a lot. We can't eat you. You might have to find us. Let's make this real, huh? What do you think? Fucking cuts it up. Whip cream? You all have some.

Fuck, someone pours it for me. He goes, you get a little more. Go, I'll just tell you when. The fucking thing's covered. That kind of deal?

Who's one of the fat? I'm sure you guys, do you guys run into mostly fatter guys? Or probably more muscle guys playing football, huh? Yeah. It's a nice little mix. I mean, I'll tell you what,

for the majority. Yeah, I mean, you got your few. Yeah, a lot of the fat of the snowman. Who's like the real thicky? Oh, man.

It depends. A detats. tackle that just I mean it's we had one we had one dude that got traded last year yeah Jarrell he was built like a he was built like a melted ice cream cone dude but he had like he was a melted chocolate ice cream cone dude He looks like a juice box and you just put two straws in the bottom because he has like little legs. He's a little. He's a little. He's a lot. He's solid.

What player got them tits on? Yeah. This is that one. Oh, yeah. He'd sit there getting tape doing them things. He had to lift his tit up to get tattooed. Oh, he's got his whole. Oh, yeah.

Saggy C's. Yeah. Is it a black guy or white guy? Black guy? Black guy. Black guys have better, I think, tits on them if they got. They got their hair. I feel like black guys.

It's one or the other. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's no in between that. They got tits or they're fucking rocked up. Look, that you can imagine what that is without a tight jersey on. Oh, yeah, but it's a mess. Yeah, sometimes you'll see like a brother have those tits look like a couple of egg yolks nailed to a wall. Yeah.

No, that's definitely. I would say that's definitely it. Yeah. That long of the tuit. They're a little long in the tit, dude. A little long in the tit. Now, one of my favorite stories is Blake Griffin told me one time he played with a man that smoked cigarettes. You got to have any smokers on the team?

I used to smoke cigarettes my first couple years earlier. Damn, Dad. I tell you what, dude. This is a wild man. Tuesday afternoon type cat. Not playing on time in a new college. No, I was living to die, man. I was a little bit of a different cat.

Michigan changed me. Oh, yeah. Oh, an outstanding citizen. Scottsdale, Arizona, went to Michigan. Things changed a little bit for the boy. Who's your coach, not Jim? No, hell no. I had Rich Rodriguez who went to West Virginia and then went to U.S.

Garbage. And then. Did you play at Rutgers? Did you play at Rutgers? The same guy? Who? Rich Rodriguez? I don't think so.

He was at, he was crushed it at West Virginia. Virginia. Uh-huh. And then, because he was like the first, like, big spread guy to come out and start, like,

running it the way of the spread run. Yeah, yeah. No, I know what you mean. Went to Michigan. And now, UVA, he was doing pretty decent

UVA, and then he had something go down with his secretary. I don't know what that. Well, I don't know the whole story. You know how that story finishes. Yeah,

you can Google that later if you guys want to see that. Yeah. So you play, you guys play, uh, for Tennessee, right? Yeah.

That's cool, man. Who's your squad? I like New Orleans. Oh yeah, Louisiana They were pretty much better But they got a lot of good guys over there They got a lot of good guys over there

I was there for like 10 days Yeah last year was on there Got injured the fourth three season game Got cut you know what I mean That's cool man And that's when I went to the Raiders Oh yeah But New Orleans is dope

Well not I mean the city You know When you go in the airport It seems like you're landing in like Like you know One of those third rural country airports It's got that little stench You know what I mean

You'll see somebody walking by Balancing fruit on their head Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Like that Yeah. Cajians are different down there, too. You got Cajuns in your family? Um, I don't think so.

My sister's seeing some guy, but I don't know that. I mean, he's, I don't know if he's Cajun or not, but they bought some land, but it's, it's waterlogged. I guess they are. Your brother has that grateful, Grateful Dead tattoo between his tears. Yeah, my brother is grateful dead. You like, hey, grateful dead. That's the boys back there. Hey, what?

You guys play. Oh, he looks like you're grateful. You're a deadhead. You guys do grateful dead head? Nah, you're a deadhead. You do kind of older, though. How old are you? 25?

26. But you kind of got that 30s vibe to you. Yeah, for sure. He does have a 30. It's a mustache and that 5 o'clock shot. You got a better beard than me and I'm five years older than you. You're 29? 29.

I got like pubic here on my face. I'm trying to grow a beard forever. If you're getting older. I'm 31. How old are you? 37. I'm 40 years old. No, you're not, dude.

Yeah, I am. I'm 40 years old. I tell you what? Cajon. Oh, I'm 40 years. I fucking look it up. He's 40. Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's legit 40? He's 40 years old, yeah. Here for you. Why did you decide to move to Nashville? What was the deal there? I just been looking around in places here. God, how high were you in that picture on the left? I was two years sober.

Oh, really? You look good. Fucking right. Thanks, bro. You should, like, what's with the, why did you go the mullet out? I just never had long hair, and I just decided I needed to have long hair, you know? Yeah. But you decided just the back of it.

You don't need to do the front part. part. The front's kind of long. It's coming in. I got hair transplant. Did you really? Yeah. Fuck. How is that? Is that painful? People say it's painful. Don't too. Yeah. He's just throwing me some loops. Like I got hair implants on 40. I'm just like, no, you're not. Will is like self-proclaimed the most gullible dude ever. So now he's like, I'm trying to battle it. I'm trying to figure out what's left and what's right now.

Yeah. I'm trying. He's a full description. Exactly what happened. He had, uh, here transplant. Because then remember, your face got all puffy. Yeah. He looked like a. Cleon. Dude, Kurt Cousins got that too. His whole face. I saw him in Atlanta. His whole face was pumped out.

From my hair transplant? Yeah, he got these like plugs or whatever. Put in that, take hair elsewhere and they put it on top of your head. But his face was swollen because I was trying to take a picture and get a video of him. He was getting super like pissed off. He's basically. No, no. Yeah.

It's like reforestation, basically. We have reforestation, sir. No, I mean, I can probably figure out what we're for. It's like you put more, plant more trees. Can we look that shit up, dude? If you want to look it up, we can. This is for Brendan. Let's go fucking, okay

I love that we're just looking at the image And we don't want to read words to them I like the pictures better But this is perfect But you've done it how many times I've done it at least once And has no reason to do it He's not losing here

He's why he's all right to do I've always loved surgery as I've always loved surgery As young But what they'll do is they'll take hair out of the back And they put it in the front Basically just like you're doing with crops, you know Yeah. And the man that did it is actually a transplant doctor.

So he used to do organs. Now he does hair. I think there's just more money and you can do it more off. It's easy to move around organs. I feel like organs a bit of more of a sketchy deal. Yeah. He put fucking hair. That's like,

more money quicker, faster? You're long on top too or you got the mullet too? I got like, I've watched my hair like three, four days. I am long on top. Who cares if it's dirty, dude? We don't fucking care to. Hey, I do. Out.

You might know. It's a first impression. We're all figuring each other out right now. We're kind of doing this like, coordination dance together. We're like jelly roll with the pies, man. We're trying to figure out what's left and what's right right now. But yeah, dude, I mean, I always wonder, so if you got, so they take it from the back

of your head? Take it from where you have chest hair. I prefer the back. From where you're growing hair. But if, okay, so if I was going bald, I got nothing really going on anywhere else. I'm not a hairy cat. So what would they do then? What do you, like, if you wanted more in your face?

Would you be like a donor? Like, would you come and give me your hair? You can't. Do they have donors? They can't do that? No. You'd have to take probably like anti-rejection medicines or something just like you do with the organ, I don't think you would want to do all that just to have hair.

Yeah. I don't know. I would do a lot if my hair started thinning. My hair's not going anywhere, though. Any other. Hey, take it easy. Oh, you lose the hair? Hey, pop it off.

I don't know. I'm losing hair. It's been this way for a while, but I feel like. Oh, no. Jay, show me your hair light. Hey, my corners are getting a little. He's doing fine. Not the same as Jay.

Kind of, yeah. That's where I feel like when I was in the, when we were locked down, like I felt like I was in my mirror every day, just calling Taylor and I'm, hey, it's, it's going. It's leaving me. The danger zone isn't like here. It's the yarmaco. It's the coldest sack you get going right there. That's because you don't only know.

And then you have somebody pointed out to it. It is the nightmare. Because you can't see the back of that thing. Where I know what's happening is when I take my helmet off and you're trying to like fluff and get it going. And some of it kind of stays down and you're just like, I just sit there the entire game with just my helmet on. So I can only take it off like one time. You know. So I don't like take any hair out.

How much can you see out of the helmet? As much as you can see without. Oh, wow. Yeah. When you look as like, I mean, there's a few bars, but. it's what you'd imagine put this on it's what you'd imagine

oh yeah that shit on dog is a real helmet no I think there's a little well yeah oh that's cool that's big as hell you can see

it's fine I'll tell you what that's a running back I mean that's like a quarterback helmet for me in there this new robocop like this chin hair

popping out the fucking thing that's what Theo used to like run around in as a kid pretending he was a saint it was probably Archie Manning back then. Yeah, dude, Archie Manning was good.

And he had a son who's mentally handicapped, but he could throw it further than the other ones. They're really? That's unbelievable. That's some serious shit. Carter Manning or whatever. Yeah. That's right. What all goes down there in Louisiana?

I had a buddy on the Redskins. His name was our Washington football team. His name was Houston Bates. He was from deep South Louisiana. White dude. Just talked about hunting all the time. He'd show me videos of his camp. And it'd just be this washed down trailer that him and his boys would go to and they'd just put food in the

microwave and they'd go hunting every day. He's showing me these four-wheeling videos and they're just naked right in the four-wheeling video. I don't know. It was a weird deal. Dude, it's hilarious. I bet I have it on my phone, but Houston was an absolute beauty. Why do I? Because I had them send it to the group. Close.

I'm like, close like that. I'm like, Batesie, you got to send it. Dude, I grew up in Louisiana. I have zero videos of naked men on four-wheelers. Yeah, they're all standing. You can see some of the videos football players have. Boys, I get rolling soon because of my shows and it'd be there too.

hours. Time to hit the old dusty trail. We're looking up pretty soon here. All right. We already podcasted today. How does it, like, so do you go back to just shoot King and the Sting? Yeah. And do some shows?

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with Hannah Barron. So what it sounds like the way Theo is just sitting there kind of like head down and stuff is you got to say, hey, you got to come here and now, like at these times. and he's trying to figure out other planes.

He's like, well, what about I got a little, I got a cool little spot down here. Let's meet. Yeah. We'd have to, we'll meet in the middle. What's in the middle? Oklahoma,

Texas. Oklahoma probably. Yeah. How, what's the studio look like here? Shit. Is it as nice as this? But it's,

not shit. I'm saying it's a house. So it's just a house. It's not like a real studio. Hey, a house can be a studio. Thank you. No problem. Hey, you can shoot on.

I was telling Brennan. Any guy who says around that word that only you were saying, Sean. I'm against. it now. Is this a short bus? This is a short as hell. I thought it was a full-size bus. You think it ended? You think you passed that little bus. This is a big bus. This is a regular side bus. You have a regular side bus. Bro, this is a short bus. That's where you carved your name a long time ago.

No. You think we put that in before he came today? Dude, this is a short bus straight up. I don't think there's different levels. The buses, and this is like the shortest, the second shortest. Yeah. There's no, there's two more mediums and then there's a large ones. And then you got them bendy boys in the middle. But those are like city buses. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, the slinky buses.

Yeah, the slinky bus. Yeah, I like probably a, I don't mind a small bus. I don't mind a medium bus. Yeah. Didn't you say you should. What about a large bus? I used to take the short bus. If you missed the long bus, you had to get the short bus.

And you deserved it. At that point, you deserve it. I said, I missed the long bus a couple times. Road that short bus. Short bus has got way more action going on. Oh, yeah. Way more stuff going on. Can you clean.

Can you cry. People are sad. People scratching stuff. You know music? We had music in Arizona. Oh, did you really? Yeah. They play all types of tunes out there. What? Privilege out there.

Really? Oh, it was a loud, obnoxious little spot. Wow. So if you miss the large bus, you get in the small one, it's a little bit of a party. It's popping. Your 745 bus ride to school was a little more fun. A little more to talk about at lunchtime. I remember the music would come on on the regular bus, man, when they played the music, I just, that's what I like the most. Yeah. You ever dance, ever sing with it? You just kind of vibe with it. No, I'd sing with it. I would probably sing with it, like, to myself, I wouldn't see out loud. It was a lot of female singers that at the time.

time. It was like Madonna, you know, Britney Spears? No, I don't know. He's 40. I mean, Britney's get out there now. Madonna, or Madonna. He says Madonna, you can't say Britney Spears now. Betsy Ross. Yeah, you're right.

Maybe. I don't know who else it was. Oh, that lady that sang at the, it's about a song. It's about a, she doesn't know what's going to happen, but. Shekira? No.

She doesn't know what's going to happen, Brendan. She doesn't know what's going to happen, but it's like anybody could be her man. Yeah. I don't know. No, that's like a good song. That's most songs, I would say. Well, she looks like, can you pull it up? Oh, shit, dude.

Oh, my God. So it seems like Brennan has a much easier time juggling everything. That's a great. That's a great. I'm glad someone brought this up. And that's a great thought, Will. Oh, that's the end of... Yeah, it's a great thought.

Now, yeah, because you have like three pos. We're getting it easy here. How so? How so? Let's explain it. We started the show in L.A. The whole cruise in L.A. It seems like there's a bit of a deal.

They got a bit of a deal going on. Let's sort of a... This is a Garen Jack situation. They're definitely in a bit of a rocky situation. Yeah, the boys back there had a bit of a deal, too. So when he came to you and was like, I'll want to move, I'm going to move to Nashville. Why did you decide?

Yeah, how did that go down that conversation? that conversation. How's your feelings feel? He didn't say stay. He didn't? Well, I think shame on you is the only the only explanation we can say. The song will go perfect right now. Yeah. So how did that go?

He's like, yeah, I'm going to move to NASA. He has to do what's best for him, man. So if he's happier in Nashville, we'll figure it out, make it work. But why Nashville? Like, why, like, oh, I'm here to save tax money and I moved here to... Why not Texas, though? So many more our friends moved to... Because everybody's go, yeah, because everybody was going.

And that's why I... I'm not going. Because everyone's leaving. Because all your boys. You don't want it. It's like Joe Rogues down there. Yeah. But everybody's going down there.

Oh, really? So I don't want to go down there. Who else? I think so girls are going down there. Hinchcliff's going down there. And these are your friends? Yeah. Well, I mean, you go live by your friends.

No, he doesn't. Hey, there's a deal going on here right now. And that's where you fade into the song. So what's the deal? What do you mean? So you don't want to follow your friends because you don't, you want to be original, so you don't want to follow them. But also, like, all my business is in L.A., and I have kids, man.

So my kids are you talking to school in those are two kids. You've talked so better. I can't easily switch up. Hey, you can live in Nashville. That's a great place to live. Safe taxes. He's talking about it. He just wondered why I moved here.

Well, I live here. I'm wondering why you move from L.A. to that. I think a lot of people. Well, here's what I'm thinking. Oh, here's what I'm thinking. A lot more is going in L.A. Brennan made it sound so wrong.

Like, don't follow, you know, like you don't be a follower. And so Theo's got to think, okay, where can I go now? And now he picks Nashville. Right. Yeah, I was just trying to think of something different. I mean, there's no comedy clubs that are open in L.A. right now. At least here, I can practice some. It saves me tax money.

I mean, if I get a house, it'll be a free house, really, the money I'll save in taxes. Really? So it's like the money I would save, yeah, by spending the tax money. It's a lot. It's a decent amount of money, you know, not. It's a piece of money for anybody. Make $100, it's an extra $14 you have to pay. More hair plugs.

Yeah, more hair plugs. Yeah, man. Yeah, Kelly. It's on a different level. For no reason. Oh, I'm going to get a mustache out of my ass. Fuck around. You said you love surgeries.

How many surgeries have you gotten? Oh, I have no idea, man. Probably, I would say probably 11 in my life. Really? Is that a real number? Are we joking right now? No, it's a real number. What is, what would you get surgery?

11? It's a lot. It's an integer. Is it an an integer? How many, how many of you had? And that's not a racist story. That's a number thing.

I've had like six surgeries. Dang. Pussy. How many of that? I've only had one surgery for you. Well, I had my tonsils out when I was 21. That was a bit of a deal.

That's two. Oh, so you're counting tonsils. Oh, I'm starting early, yeah. So five. I haven't gotten my tonsils taken out. My penis hole was too small when I was born. So they made it bigger?

Yep. That's solid. So kind of like the little dicky. How old do you have to develop before they open your penis hole up? It was probably about four and a half, I think. Yeah. Because, I mean, I remember being able to pee as far as I could pee across the top of this bus. This is like putting your thumb over a hose.

You had that much more of a projectile to it. I get it. Well, why don't you just want to keep that? Why don't you want to make the bigger hole? Because it's painful, man. It's funny games, but when you get back home, it's a cool party trick. And then after that, it kind of just becomes more of a nuisance. Yeah, once the party's over, it's the, you're still filling the ramifications of it.

Yeah, no question. I feel like it takes a long time like that. Late night piss. If you have a couple bottles of water, you go there. I mean, it's firepower coming out of there, but it's going to take a little longer. Smaller the hole, less is coming out. You're going to be in there. You're going to be in there for a while.

Yeah, man, I remember it. I remember it fondly, kind of, but then I also remember being painful. Yeah. Well, I mean. But that's how it all started for me. No doubt. And then tonsils after that? Yep, tonsils, appendectomy, quarters.

I swallowed a bunch of quarters. Yeah. Took that out. Spinal. I did spinal two times. How did your spine? I'm not sure. Really?

It was that gruesome No, I just, look, when they say, look, surgery's an option, I say, that's what we're doing. That's it. Because you like it. I love it. Dude, you go in there. It's like everybody treats you nice.

They're excited when you get there and then be called and make sure you're coming. So you feel like you're going to a spa. Like when you get surgery, you're like, oh, spa day. For the next few months because I'm recovering. Yeah. And you just go in and they gas you out. You know. No question.

You wake up and like something's different. And pain killers are a bit of a deal now. Yeah, you're missing half a vertebrae. But what it really sounds like is if we're not talking about physical damage, we're talking about emotional damage. The first thing you brought up was getting phone calls, checking in on you, people being nice to you. Yeah. And then someone doesn't ask you to stay. Oh, we are getting to the bottom of something.

So now it seems like if you would have just asked to stay, he wouldn't have to have 11 surgeries. He wouldn't have to be crucifying his body. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He was like Jesus. You know what I'm saying? Are you going to move? I don't know about that.

There's a lot going on. For me, it's a different operation because all Theo has to have to have. has to take care of himself. I got my mother-in-law, father-in-law, two kids, my girl, you know, it's a big, and then I got my shows there. He does show by himself. One of them's a new kid. It's a new kid, yeah, but still.

It's true. I did hear your last time you're standing up, you were talking about like your mother-in-law, how they all travel, like, as a, they're all like a unit. It's like a team. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come as a package deal. It's like a deal.

Beautiful group. He's got a beautiful family. So what's the expiration date on King and the Sting? Because that's what it's feeling like. Damn. It seems like a cart in the mill right now. I don't got very much time. This is a great question.

I don't know. I don't know, man. We're having fun. Shows fun. Oh, I was going to give a time frame. I don't know. I don't know.

No, you guys do crush it. You know, it's tough to know. It's tough to know when you do something that's fun and it's good and how long does it run? How long do you? Once it stops being fun, we'll probably stop. How long do you stay on a horse, you know? And then also you start to be responsible for other people's employment.

We have other people's employment. So it's like, you know, you don't want, yeah, sometimes you have to think about that. It's like, do you want to go, do I always want to go to work sometimes? But, I mean, for the most part, we have a good time. You know, we try to keep it pretty creative. I feel like our producer is really, really good. Yeah, makes great. You know, we're really lucky to have somebody that's helpful, helps us think, you know,

and helps us make a plan ahead of time. Great. I love it. 100%. We appreciate you guys. Appreciate you guys coming on. Yeah, man. That's good to see you know this.

Yeah, man. It's good to see you guys, and I'm glad. Let me connect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what's your, when do you go back and forth? Is it every couple weeks or two weeks here, too, maybe? So what have I been doing? Yeah, I've just been chilling really, man.

I mean, podcast is still takes a lot of time. It's like getting this, you know, studio and then looking for a place and just trying to be alive, all of that. Just picture, we can take this boy sign down, just put this past weekend and get you a little neon sign. I know you guys got the neon sign gang going. Just put one up and you can just start, we can just start, you know, doing it. He's upset, man. That's a nice little deal. It really is.

Yeah, it's cool. We found this. Where you did the show last time, was literally sit in the back right there. That's right. And we offered the dude like $2,000. And he's like, yep. It was a no brain. I wasn't getting it whether it was going to be our studio or not.

Yeah, he goes, how about we do this? And if it doesn't work out, I'll just keep it my backyard. I think this bus is dope. I was like, all right, cool. I could make a little bed in the back. That's cool. People come stay over. You know, you're looking for a place.

Boom. Yep. This place has got some demons. It's got to be by sage or something a little bit because it's got it's got some stuff going on. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's really nice. That's cool. It's different.

Has Bert started the thing with Warren Sapp? Oh, the show? No, I don't think so. Yeah. Because that's when Shalb stepped in. He's like, nah, you know, busts with the boys, they're doing it. They do it like that. I don't think anyone does it like the boys.

We all got hype, obviously. Yes, sir. Yeah. There's more, there's more athletes doing it now. There's like a-doing. Doing what podcasting? Yeah. We actually had a camp.

We're the first, like, active athletes to do it. And then there was a dude from New Orleans. Yeah, Cam Jordan. And him and his boy, Mark Ingram, was in Baltimore. Oh, they do a pub? They just started one. Yeah. Kevin.

They don't do it. Do they do it during the season? No, they did it. They did it like us. They kind of backlog before. And then the Players Tribune, they, the Players Tribune does it for them. What's a Players Tribune? It's like, uh, it's, it's called the Players Tribune.

It's like part of the NFL PA owns it. Yeah. But it's like, you know, a brand. I can't stand the PA. I'm anti-Union. You are? Oh, absolutely. I think I'm anti-union.

I might not be that. I got some notes on my phone. I can't stand. Are you? They're terrible. Really? Oh, they're so bad at their job.

Yeah. It's all I got suspended last year for, for a PED, and it was for like, Austrin, which is like, you'd use that for osteoporosis, not even helping you with football.

And, like, there's nothing in our CBA that, like, our judicial system is you're guilty until you're proven innocent, and then you're still guilty.

You're still going to miss the four games. Damn. Like, like no one gets, like, that's fucked up. Now you get paid for those games? No.

Wow. messed out on a lot of money. And you can't make a Pro Bowl. So they're like, I'm trying to make, I'm trying to get a jacket. If you go to the Pro Bowl, what happens? Then you,

you know, proble, it's more of like an acculate towards your individual career. But like, you'll go like, used to be in Hawaii. The three years I went, it was in Orlando,

which is actually a sweet setup because of like shut down Universal. Like you bring your families and stuff, dude, it's a blast. Really? Oh, it's a, it's such a fun time.

You also get a bonus, right? Yeah, you make like, I mean, it was like that duffel bag, New York money we're talking about. Like, it's not something to like. Oh, okay.

Come on now. It's like 30,000. It's like 30,000. And if you win at the AFC, like I'm on the AFC. People are starving. If you went. That is a lot of money. Thank you, Will.

Hey, fucking 20 minutes ago, we were talking about how we wouldn't fight somebody for $30,000. And now you're saying it's a lot of money. I go to the Pro Bowl for 80,000. Yeah, but you're still fighting somebody 16 weeks out of the year. Yeah. I had a great time at the Pro Bowl. It was an amazing time. I had a blast.

I got to go with him. That's a good deal. It's fun. you meet a lot of guys like that's like how you can meet like you're sitting around the top tier dudes in the league you're like this is fucking cool like everyone's got their guard down because like when you meet people on the field everyone's like still got their competitive tough guys how many times have you been in the pro bowl three should be five yeah yeah and you couldn't let him go one time no I did he invited me one time but you can't give your spot to somebody

else I don't think at offensive tackle can give this spot to a linebacker be a bad look yeah if I would watch and do I wouldn't want to play because the year I went it was raining the whole Pro Bowl. So we ended up leaving a half time. We made it very obvious that we were there for the week and not the game. And then when it was raining, we bail. Game's a joke. Like you're talking to in between. You're like, hey,

please don't try to beat me. Because I'll play right tackle sometimes. I play left tackle. I'll play right sometimes. And it's like trying to write with your opposite. Is it really? Dude, it's so hard. That's crazy. I literally had a running back. I think it was either Alvin Kamara or Ezekiel Elliott, rush me. They got a hit on the quarterback. Like, they beat me

around the corner. I was like, fuck, that's embarrassing. Jogged off, didn't care. I don't know. I don't know. Three times. It should be five. Yeah. My PED and then obviously the knee. You know what I'm saying? Maybe. No, for sure. I'm trying to think of something else to say. And we're done. We can leave whenever we want.

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and he told me that he would, to the pro bowl one time, and Phil, not Phil McMahon, who's the other guy, Phil. Bill Sims was there. Nice pool. Yeah. And he said, Phil.

Sims was like hey Jim do you want to throw the ball around after the game you know and he's like fuck no I'm not throwing the ball around after the game pussy I'm going out to party and he just said he thought it was like the nerdiest thing somebody'd ever asked him you want the ball around after the game

fuck no the ball around some guy's so excited to see him so excited to throw a little touch yeah I think hearts and dreams are shattered hey you want to have a catch and just hold the ball no Slaps out of his fucking.

Get you up. Slaps out of his fucking hands. What the fuck out of here? Spits on the floor and walks away. They're supposed to have the Pro Bowl in Vegas this year. Talk about. That'd been dope. Dude's getting in trouble.

That would have been a fucking problem. Oh, yeah. What's his name of a punch to a woman, I'm sure? Yeah, for sure. What's his name? And you can fill in the blank. You find somebody out there for sure. Oh, that's awesome.

There's a dudes out there. Who do you think parties more? Comedians or athletes? Probably Canadians. I think probably athletes. Yeah. Hockey players, I would be. bet well no hockey

hockey at michigan those dudes got after it after it the most yeah i think anywhere i've ever been it's been hockey people by far by far hockey players they're just way closer way weird baseball goes hard to paint too though i think they're more secretive because they get to be on the road five days out of five six days at a time like that's like who knows how many lives those dudes have yeah yeah yeah families multiple families yeah baseball especially and you say you're a pitcher you throw one out of the five days you're in a city like chilling you're in a city you're in a city

If you gave money too. That's an issue. Yeah. If you're a pitcher, dude, a middle reliever, two, three million bucks a year to throw an ending and a half. Yeah. Great thing.

Fuck, dude. That'd be the best move ever. We should have done that. That'd been awesome. Dude, did you play anything growing up? It'd have been like Randy Johnson. Yeah, you might have been tall.

Really? You play basketball growing up? I was more of an outdoor. I was an outdoor kind of guy. Riding four-wheelers and shit down there in Louisiana. naked not just being outdoors I think having a camp just like being outside yeah no just being outside I don't know about being outside Louisiana everything wants to kill you out there look man it's that kind it's definitely that type of place where you got to stay on your toes I feel like you know

you just laid in the grass like you lay in the grass you're done for a week yeah chiggers all that different shit alert you got to stay alert you got water moccasins I dated a girl in louisian I was down there a lot rabies a lot of shit scary from the backyard there's fucking alligators everywhere True. Yeah. You think it's a leather skin sofa and it's fucking alligator. Yeah. Go to sit down and you're getting bit.

Yeah. Game over. Trouble, man. Tough life. Yeah, not all us have had it easy like you, Brendan. Or you will. Yeah. It's tough.

Well, I see we've divided the room in half. Theo versus you two. Yeah. We'd probably win that fight. If we'd know you wouldn't. Brennan and I would beat these shit out of both of you. I think Theo could take you. No.

Before we'd start the fight. I'd buy you in a fight. I'm not going to head on running things over. You know how to fight. I have a torn ACL. That's what I'm saying. I'm literally not even mobile. Yeah, I know.

There's a bear. I'm done. Yeah. No, here's what I'll do. I'll tear his other ACO all with a knife and then I'll cut his fucking throat. We're on the same thing. I'm out of your thumbs and you're going through my.

Oh, so you're like a dozen as soon as they see that though, it's a rat. I'm dead. That's the move. That's why if you get in a plane crash, man, you got to kill somebody that's tough out of the gate. You can't right off the top. Yeah. You got to show who the,

You're going on off the toughest person here. Like, hey, this dude's a wild card. Just stabs somebody like, oh, that's a fucking wallet card. You don't fuck with that. Yeah, I'm not messing that guy. At least let him have some water. All right. We've bled this thing, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, we've done the same, boys. We appreciate you. Yeah, thank you guys for having us, man. It's definitely nice to be here. And thank you guys for having us. Yeah, we will. When the off season hits, Theo, we'll get together. Okay.

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