Bussin' With The Boys - Bussin' With All The Boys

Episode Date: July 16, 2019

We're Bussin' with all the boys this week. Taylor, Will, Juice, Pee-Pee, Matt, and Zach have a shoot the shit conversation about anything and everything. We learn that Matt isn't a virgin and is willi...ng to chop it off for a Super Bowl. Rate us 5 stars because you're for the boys. Website: bussinwtb.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/  Merch: https://hangtn.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boysFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, it's us The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?
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Starting point is 00:00:27 We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.
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Starting point is 00:01:20 out, and I ended up burning out. There was a large chunk of my 20s that I, like, was just so wanting to, like, be out of that phase out of my skin and I just like really regret not living in the present more. You don't need to have everything figured out right now. You just need to understand yourself a little bit better. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my beautiful puppies. This is dad. You know me as Taylor Luan. But also, I'm your dad. And I just remember holding you guys and being so proud as an individual
Starting point is 00:01:56 tier just roll down my little baby cheek and onto your little baby cheek. It's beautiful. I'm also here with my great friend, Will Compton, known as the Wolf. Best friend. Yep, in his words, for sure. Will Compton, the Wolf. I got a fun show for you guys today and we don't have a guess. What we do have is the entire bus crew. You were busing with all the boys on this podcast. So talk about a lot of things. It gets a little random at that. times. I'll be honest. We're kind of just shooting the shit about a lot of things. A couple of current events. Just a couple things here and there. So maybe you'd like to tune in. Maybe you don't. But regardless of whether you do or don't, here's your friendly reminder to go on all
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Starting point is 00:03:06 Cannot wait to see what y'all think about this thing. Big hugs. Tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny little kisses. Bussing with all the boys. And I'm really excited about it. I don't like how I sound on this thing already. You did something for Will and I think Whale's mic took away from my mic.
Starting point is 00:03:26 All right, we got to redo that. Does that work? Is that a real thing? Yeah, but I still... I think I'm actually hearing how I really sound now, and I'm more insecure. You're, you're... I'm like, dude, there's a 12-year-old boy in my ear right now,
Starting point is 00:03:41 and I'm like... No, that's just me. We just... Okay, Zach. Butch slap. What's that? Yeah, no, it's the exact same. Dude, if you know what?
Starting point is 00:03:51 You know what? Real people, real athletes, real talent will just all... I'll rise above it, dude. I'm just going to rise above this thing. Zach, how's your Bible study feel about you doing this? Well, the congregation of my church is like 30, and most of them are like 60 and 70-year-old, so they don't have, like, social media, so, like, they don't really see this. I feel you.
Starting point is 00:04:16 You're like our modern day, Jesus. It's your slippers, though. My Jerusalem cruisers? The Jerusalem cruisers. Do they follow you on Instagram? My church people? Yeah. No, because they don't know what Instagram is.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Because they're 60, dude. They're 60. I love them to death. Like, all of them. I go in and give them all hugs. How many not white people are in your church? They're all white. Wow.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Dude, that... What a racist church. Something to think about. It's in the middle of nowhere. What? Huh? Jesus opens his doors to everyone. Everyone, dude.
Starting point is 00:04:50 You're right. Unless, yes. Doesn't sound like your church does. My church is. doors are open to anyone. I don't know, ma'am. Eva, United Methodist Church in Eva, Tennessee. Do you think Jesus worked out?
Starting point is 00:05:04 Do you think like Jesus would, like, you know, do the wine, do the bread, and then hit some push-ups? He might. Because I feel like, you know, like, think of all our great leaders, dude. Built. Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's all of our leader. Stop.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Dwayne. Dwayne. Dwayne the Rewan. Rock Johnson. Future president of the United States of America, dude. Think about that, dude. Gandhi, I guaranteed it sit-ups. I feel like healing and saving people. Gandhi definitely fasted.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Dude, he intermittent fasted for sure. Yeah. That's a real thing. I'm just saying, dude, like, I was just thinking about this before the pod, and I was just looking at our crew, and if I'm going to be real honest, and I know, I know that the one knock on our pod right now is a bunch of meatheads, well, shut it, dude.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Shut your mouth. what I feel like is if our podcast got in a fight with another people's podcast let's just put the Pat McAfee show for instance like a big fan of Pat McAfee, dude but I know that like let's say like we have like a Game of Thrones style
Starting point is 00:06:09 like hey you guys bring your best we'll bring our best we beat the fuck out of them how many is the best well I'm saying just one on one I'd send you out against Pat dude I'd send you against Pat for sure of course
Starting point is 00:06:22 but I'm also thinking if we went to war. Five on five? Five on five. I don't know if we're winning. Or just our squad versus all of their squad. Because they got a little deal going on. They got a, they got a big, they have a team.
Starting point is 00:06:36 They have a plethora. They have a bigger bus than us. Yeah. They have a bigger bus, several more people. But I feel like, dude, the one I really trying to get to is like maybe hit the gym a little bit, dude. Maybe. Sometimes I use our private gym up at Knoxville. How many times is somebody.
Starting point is 00:06:52 It's like sometimes. I was going like four times a day after practice. Maybe that could be a segment. Like you take me to the gym and like, you're working out with me. Dude, we should get Rich Froning out here to get you at the gym. Let's go to Cookville. We go to his. Zach, you went to the gym four times a day?
Starting point is 00:07:08 A week. Four times, dude. I was in a lot of that slug. Hey, when are we going to start this thing? It started. We're rolling. Also, there was a really good question yesterday that we didn't get to. It was how many Matt Neely's to get what it would take to take you to?
Starting point is 00:07:21 Me? Eat both of you. How like two on however many matinees? No, like personally, how many matinees would it take to take you down? Matt, how many fights have you been in your life? One and up. What's that? He said one and O.
Starting point is 00:07:36 One and O. You've been one and O? How big was the guy? He's about my size, a little bit stockier, a little bit quicker, just to use my brain and try to remain calm. Wow. Okay, so you're a strategic fighter. What are the parameters? Take down, like, take them to the ground?
Starting point is 00:07:49 Like, lose a fight. Like, just straight up knuckles. Like, how many of me? would it take to beat you in a fight? I don't know if there's enough. Whatever Taylor says, just add one. I'm thinking, dude, I don't know, Matt. I would say...
Starting point is 00:08:07 Dead honest. Yeah, I'm thinking of you. I'm thinking of you now. No, you think of yourself, dude. I'll think for myself. That's why I have my own mic. Yeah, but that's the thing. Like, I'm removed so I can kind of...
Starting point is 00:08:16 I know you both. Real quick, I think there's a different number between Will has those glasses on and win those, he has those glasses off, dude, of how many matanillas. Hey. I got this eye thing. Just kidding.
Starting point is 00:08:29 I think, I think if Will has those glasses on, which it must have lost a bet because no, no adult man. Blue, clear glasses. I'm talking. Blue light blockers.
Starting point is 00:08:42 That's great. And hater blockers. And hater blockers. Well, it's coming full force. Any man who buys those glasses, dude, I bet one matineely would beat the shit out of it. you, dude.
Starting point is 00:08:53 You take those glasses off? Hey, how much did you put down on that? Dude, I honestly. Because I'm ready to make a little money. Two by four in the back of the head of all Matt's problems, bro. Guess what? I know it's coming right now.
Starting point is 00:09:03 What's that? Don't! Oh, you didn't know, dude, did you? Because maybe Matt was just behind you. And that was a fake Matt because we have multiple mats in the scenario. You lost your own game. Andy, you even look smarter than me
Starting point is 00:09:13 with those glasses on. Dumbass? I'm thinking. Not even phased by that. Dude, I'm going to be honest. Realistically, seven matanelies. Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Starting point is 00:09:25 You think more? Less. What? Seven matinees. Bro. I have spent my license I was 15 years old. You what? Just getting after it, dude.
Starting point is 00:09:36 That is 14. 100 pounds coming at you right there. That's what I'm saying. At one time? Yeah, one time. Yeah, but I'm thinking like, okay, I got one on this arm. Okay, that's a, there's an elbow.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Okay, now I have six to deal with. I'm kind of thinking one for every appendage. So four. Yeah. What about a tor? So. Yeah, I think. I think if there's five, your torso's open.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Yeah, maybe four. You know what, dude, no, I'm not letting you guys take away from what I think I can do, dude. That's, that's, hey, anybody who's listening to this podcast, know that the haters are out there, dude. They're going to try to get you on how many Matt Neelys can take you down. I'm going to say two Matt Neelys. Hang on. Go ahead, people. Hang on.
Starting point is 00:10:15 You're about to get fired. You're about to get fired right now. Hot take, boys, hot take. Two Matt Neelyes. is just going to stand there and piss you off so much, you're not going to be able to, like, focus on the other one who's going to come behind with, like, a bar stool. Two by four.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Over the top. Just like aerial fake Matt Neely coming down upon you with all... Yes, whatever. With all of Matt Neely's wrath? With all of... With all of Wheely's wrath. Straight, fat, wheelie on you. Don't call him that.
Starting point is 00:10:51 And it's just... It's going to be... it's just a blindsided thing because they came up with that together. I was on Twitter yesterday and they were telling me I love how our first segment we literally started this podcast by saying we're not going to talk about Matt and now like the whole first segment of this podcast is about Matt. About Matt and a kind of a, you know, another little weird Twitter question. Yeah, but I might.
Starting point is 00:11:14 No, no, it wasn't a Twitter. Actually, yes, it was a question. Somebody tweeted at me and was like, do you guys really hate Matt? It's no. No, we don't. Matt, we don't hate you. Do you, though, dude? Does your dad know?
Starting point is 00:11:29 I've not talked to my dad since the incident, since the phone call, where he was, like, a little discouraged in all of this. But the coconut milk? No, I think he listened to the show, and then he was like, wow, they're really, you're the Rodney Dangerfield of this podcast. Which is such a terrible joke. But, yeah. I laugh, but I don't know who that is. I'm confident. I don't know who it is.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Who's Roger? I don't know who it is. No. He used to say, like, I don't get any respecter on here. Oh, that guy. You can't get no respect. Yeah, I love that guy. Yeah, I love that guy.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Okay. Yeah, I don't know, man. No, we're fans of Matt Neely. I'm more than saying, I would not say I'm a fan of you at all, Matt. I would not say that. Like, if we didn't work together, I wouldn't follow you on any social medias. But it's only because you pretty much tweet about the things I'm going through on a day-to-day basis. I don't need you to tell me what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Do you know what I'm saying? except for you did have some hate you did throw a little shade at the old line Matt I'm gonna tell you what yeah there are a lot of key borders out there A lot of keyboarders dude I would love That's one of them get you in some shoulder pads Get you in some pants dude I want to see you out there dude We'll even get you a helmet with a visor so you feel cool before it all comes to an abrupt end Some tight pants too
Starting point is 00:12:44 Well of course dude you gotta wear football pants But you gotta watch out for that other one with the bar stills out Yeah dude that's so true dude Can't block all of them bro Can't block all of them Just aerial assault Get them a nice Get them a nice tight fit
Starting point is 00:12:58 Tight fit shirt Some good athletic wear Just send me across the middle On one slant And just see if I make it out You would You'd hear footsteps And you would even catch the ball
Starting point is 00:13:08 I would catch you I was actually I was talking to my teammates Today about this Oh we were talking about LeBron James And we're like You know can LeBron Like
Starting point is 00:13:17 I wake up in the morning And I'm like Yo I got to be the best left tackle In the league I got to be the best left tackle in the world. LeBron James wakes up and he's like, I got to be the best athlete in the world, dude. Like, he's on a way different level.
Starting point is 00:13:32 And so the argument was, can LeBron James play football? And from like a run and jump and catch and athletic ability, no question, dude. He could be a stud. But like, everything's pretty good, dude, until you get buckled in the chin. That's when you get to, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:13:50 you figure out like, yo, can I do this shit or what? Yeah, because based on his flopping ability. Dude, don't hang on LeBron. No, I love LeBron. He's my favorite player. He's your favorite player for real? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Don't act. And Birdman. What's that mean? That's my favorite player. Chris Hampton? Yeah. He would be. Yeah, he would be a fair player.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Here's the real question, though. Like, does it come down to athletic ability or does it come down to, like, mental toughness? I think it comes down to the mental, not mental toughness, because, I guess mental toughness. I mean, there's a different, there's a different mindset that goes in when you're about to go play a basketball game as opposed to go play a football game
Starting point is 00:14:28 or a hockey game or a golf game match, whatever, tennis. Like, it's all totally different. So I think, I mean, maybe LeBron gets out there and he dummy some dudes. Because if you put that dude on a fade, back of the end zone,
Starting point is 00:14:43 one-on-one on a, you know, one-on-one on a DB. Yeah. D-Bs aren't there to make tackles, baby. They're at a cover dude. But if LeBron's at that 40 plus vert, and he's 6-8. Out there looking like Jimmy Graham. Yeah, but like more athletic.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Yeah. Like that's crazy. He could do that stuff. But I'm saying if like when Matt was talking about, like, let me get one over the middle to see if I can do it. Like, dude. And he said he would catch it. Well, I would love to see you catch a slant and Rishon is just coming from across the field from the opposite hash and a hook drop and just fucking destroy you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Dishan will smack a dude now. He butts up some, like that shuck and press. Oh, bro. Yeah. He's good at that. What is it called? Button press. Yeah, you can call it a lot of different things.
Starting point is 00:15:33 But yeah, dude, Rishon doesn't give a shit, dude. All he talks about is cramming. That's what he calls it cram. And the dude is ready to lay. What's craming? Just cram. Like, you run up and just fucking buckle somebody, that's cramming. Like, all you care about is hitting the old lineman.
Starting point is 00:15:48 That's all Rishon. cares about. Matt, what's a... He's teeing the hell off on somebody. What's the coolest position to lead to you? Don't say quarterback. Okay, so can't say quarterback. I don't know. I kind of like, I kind of like safeties that just knocked the shit out of people. It's like Vicaro and like Michael Griffin back in the day before he got
Starting point is 00:16:09 like kind of hurt. He was like... Sean Taylor. Sean Taylor. Paul Maloo. Camp Chancellor. Yeah. I think those are fun to watch me. Yeah, for sure. Those are, that's, I was going to say the same thing. Like, that's like, if I could play a different position, and I could, like, be not this, because this ain't playing safety.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Yo, this is how it's safety? We're calling liability, my baby. Dude, and safeties have swag. Like, they're back there. They can kind of stand how they want because they have so much space. They're not pressed one-on-one. They're kind of seen the field. And if you're labeled a ball hawk, I feel like that's the best label to have, like, oh, dude's a ball-hawk.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Like, he gets after that ball-s. He's got range. Yeah. He's a middle of the field, you know, like Ed Reed in his heyday. Yeah. Earl Thomas. You know, the thing I loved about Ed Reed, dude, is he had that, like, didn't give a fuck haircut, dude. Like, his hair, he had that homeless look going.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Yeah, that beard. But he was, like, he had that trash beard. Napier. And the hair everywhere, dude. Like, he had that homeless look going. I'm about that, dude. I think it's cooler when dudes are like, yeah, I just don't give a shit. And then they go in there's wrecked dudes.
Starting point is 00:17:16 we had a question too, and this is good transition. What's the harder position to play middle linebacker or left tackle? You want to go first? Yeah, but I don't know what I'd argue for. I mean, I think it's pretty, I think it's, I think it's an easy answer. I think, from a, but I never played middle linebacker, so what the hell do I know? But from the looks of it, like, I think it depends. Like, if you're a middle linebacker, you're going to cover a running.
Starting point is 00:17:46 back like Dionne Lewis. Yeah, so what I would say is left tackle would be harder from a physical play-to-play standpoint. Like you're going against the best pass rush. You're going against just, you know, freaks of nature. Really pound for pound, the better athletes on the field is like a pass-rush. The best athletes usually are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:06 And you got to like, if you're passing the ball, like I'm thinking, you know, the hardest situations, I would think left tackle for sure. I mean, it's, it's in the money. it's the, you know, you want your best linemen, you're always looked at as a left tackle. Like, that's, they have the hardest duty. Yeah, I think that's transitioning a little bit, though. Yeah, but stay with me now.
Starting point is 00:18:25 I think that's the hardest kind of thing to do. Well, no, aside from cornering or being a cornerback, but between middle lineback and left tackle. You think corner is the hardest thing to do? I think cornerback is the hardest position on the field. Because they're literally over QB? QB. Athletically, yes. That's where I was going with.
Starting point is 00:18:44 this. The left tackle, I think, is physically harder to do. Like, you've got to come correct, bro. Like, you've got to kind of, you know, I'm going to say shit wrong, but you're sitting back, not leaning, you can't, you're, you've got to handle these motherfuckers and not allow them to give the quarterback. And, but I would say middle linebacker is harder
Starting point is 00:19:00 from the standpoint of, uh, you know, getting your brain involved, the IQ of stuff, like understanding everything, like all the mental shit that goes into. I think that's where the offense on slept on a little bit. Because we got to know a lot of shit doing down. Like we got to know who we're blocking at all point. And then if you guys shift to a different
Starting point is 00:19:18 front, then I got to be like, okay, I no longer blocking that guy. And I'm going to this. Now I'm doing this technique instead of that as the ball is getting snapped. Yeah, but as a middle backer, you got to know what everybody's doing. Like you, like, you know. Yeah, that is true. That is true. I think of the mental capacity of a center. You know, center got to know everything. It's just, I don't know everything. Yeah. And it's like the same with the backer. Like, you have to know what's going on in front of you behind you you're really you're you're the most vocal person out there like you have to be on your shit at all times best advice i ever got was from russ grim who was a hog hall of famer he it was like he just got there it was 2016
Starting point is 00:19:56 and he's like you just need to simplify everything like you don't even know what everybody else is doing i know exactly what you're doing every single time right and so that for me that makes it way easier but you're right like that's what i'm kind of getting to is i i don't have to know what everybody else is doing. I have to know what my job is and what could happen and what I would do if those jobs were done, if those things did happen. Yeah, I see you're saying. But I think going back to real quick, like the evolution of offensive line, it's
Starting point is 00:20:25 kind of like, my left tackle has always been traditionally like that, the dude, right? And then you have the next, I think the next highest paid is like the right tackle, guards and center. So it goes like, it's like a, it goes down. As far as like payments go, it'll go. tackles, then guards, then center. Why is that? Because from an athletic standpoint, and I've had these conversations with centers,
Starting point is 00:20:49 so I don't think they're going to argue that point. But from an athletic standpoint, athletically, you have to be at your best at tackle and then guard. Yeah, they move way back. Because you're like, as center's in a little, he's a little phone booth. Like he's kind of just, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. He got that going. As a tackle, like, if they're sliding away from you, it's you and that dude and nobody else. and that is it.
Starting point is 00:21:11 And, like, from a pressure standpoint, I think it's, my first initial thought is it's probably harder than being a backer. Because if you mess up, like, a dude like Dorel Casey can make you look good. Like, he'd cover you up, you know what I'm saying? Or dudes can cover you up. If I mess up, that's a TFL, it's a sack. No question. That's right.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Or unless Marcus, you yell Marcus and he spins out of it. That's what I'm saying. And from a physical standpoint, I would say left tackle is a harder, it is potentially the harder thing to do. Yep. I, you know, covering Deon Lewis out of the backfield. Yeah, I can't imagine. You got to cover and play the run. Like, it's not like backer, you just run and tackle.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Like, the evolving, the evolution of a backer is you've got to be a three-down player covering these freaking scat-backs out of the back field, being out of empty formations and doing shit that you don't want to necessarily do all the time. You just want to run a hit. Yeah. So, but yeah, from a physical standpoint, I mean, left-ta. tackles, I think,'s harder to do. Yeah. I mean, I'll take that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I'll take it. I always say, I don't know anything about linebacker, so. Never played it. Never was even around. It was a nose tackle in high school. Trash as fuck. Will, if you could play offense, what position would you play? He'd be a fullback, dude.
Starting point is 00:22:26 No, if he's saying I get the option. You get the option. He would not opt to be a fucking fullback. I don't think anyone would opt to be a fullback, dude. Mike all stopped, man. Oh, dude. No, I bet he said he still wouldn't. out.
Starting point is 00:22:38 If I could play any position, what would it be? Quarterback. Can't say quarterback. Oh, we can't? No. Everybody in this room. Everybody wants to play quarterback, dude. Everybody wants to go.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Yeah, but I feel like my reasons are different. Like, I love the X's and O's. I love ball, so I love being in the film. I'd be such a talky asshole if I was a quarterback dude. Yeah, see, I'd be very like, yeah, I see the difference that we'd have. If I was a quarterback and you were a quarterback, yeah, I think we'd be more similar. I think me and Zach would be more similar
Starting point is 00:23:08 than anybody else in this room, though. Okay, if I can't be a quarterback, hell, I don't know, I guess, I don't know. I think they're all up for grabs. It's all the skill positions, right? You want to score touchdowns. You don't want to be a lineman? You won't.
Starting point is 00:23:21 No, I don't want to be a lineman. I could know. Nobody wants to be a lineman, dude. I mean, some... I take your checks. What's that? Well, yeah, if you were not talking about that. If you're an elite lineman, man.
Starting point is 00:23:34 And everybody knows you, man. If you create yourself on Madden, on offense, well, What position would you create? I made myself. I've done three seasons, but I would be off-skilled positions, yes. Right, well, there you go. Yeah, dude, I'm sure that's fun.
Starting point is 00:23:47 That's a fun 16-game season playing video games of past setting. Yes, no. I did Matt. I did bump Compton up to 99 overall, and then he just totally screwed my, like, after the season. I had to pay him, like. You do that? I don't play it. Dude, I can't play that shit.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Okay, I'm not good at it. NFL Blitz, dude? Nintendo 64. You got some. We'll get banging on that thing, dude. I'm going to say it right now, dude. I am probably the best Super Smash Bros. Player in Nashville, Tennessee.
Starting point is 00:24:19 For Nintendo 64. I've never played Super Smash Bros. I won't argue that. I've seen him in action. He's always the one that's on the sticks. But that's as far as my, like, video gaming goes, except for, you know, back in the day, those computer games, you ever played Diablo?
Starting point is 00:24:36 No. You know, I used to get down with Diablo. That stuff was crazy. I got pretty decent on Smash Brothers with the Switch The Nintendo Switch Yeah but that's like way too advanced I can't handle that stuff That's too much
Starting point is 00:24:49 Too much going on man They got balls bouncing everywhere You gotta hit it to get it Like yo dude just give me that Go up to it tap A You're solid You got it Yo I was watching John Wick 2 last night
Starting point is 00:25:00 Holy shit The chick John Wick's like First off Yo I know we've talked about this before Worst acting ever And we You, you, like, okay, so like, no, that's not true.
Starting point is 00:25:13 From a choreograph, like, choreographing fights, like, there's definitely talent there. Absolutely, there's talent. To be able, and to fight someone and make it look real. The usage of a gun, like, your stance, the way you walk, like, dude, that is so much comes into play. But I'm talking just straight vocal, the way this dude, just, like, it's just ridiculous. Like, he goes up to a firefighter, and the firefighter's like, hey, John, you're working again and John is like they killed my dog
Starting point is 00:25:44 something like that something like that oh yeah yeah yeah he says something like that something like that and it gets up and if I was a firefighter I bet you hey asshole hey John where the fuck is this guy going dude hey
Starting point is 00:26:00 because then uh don't be a dick like you're in the middle of a conversation with someone and they're just like walking away hey John you're still working bud how's things going Yeah, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, huh? All right, bye, we'll see you later! Like, what, dude?
Starting point is 00:26:20 Because he looked up at him, he looked up at him and goes, I got to go now. Yeah. And this dude, this weirdly, this weird Italian dude is like, brings him like this shekel. And John's like, don't ask me to do this. And like, that's his dialogue for the scene, dude. Take it back. Yeah. Take it back.
Starting point is 00:26:41 don't ask me to do this and like he goes and then not even a mention dude that the beginning scene he has a GT350 Mustang which is a amazing car by the way and he goes and totals this thing
Starting point is 00:26:54 gets hit by a car four or five times and gets up and beats the shit out of five dudes I get it I'm all about the cinematic experience but my God dude he's a specimen
Starting point is 00:27:05 he's a specimen dude he is an absolute oh does the dog have a name No Good boy This walks away Dude dude
Starting point is 00:27:16 That is ridiculous Dude he goes in this chair But he walks in And he's hunting down this girl And he tells her security guards To walk away And this chick like End up talking to him for a little
Starting point is 00:27:26 And then she slits her own wrists And gets it to a pool And that's as far as I went Dude I had to go to bed after that man I was like this is too much dude I'm too like stimulated now Yeah
Starting point is 00:27:34 I was up for 35 minutes Thinking like some monotone Psychopath was going to come in my house, dude, and kick the shit out of me and 40 of my friends. Hell yeah. Terrifying, dude. And not to mention that damn car.
Starting point is 00:27:47 It breaks my heart. That always breaks my heart in movies that they just wrecked nice cars. Right. It breaks my heart. Like when they film Duke's a Hazard, they have that 69 Dodge Challenger or Charger, and they totaled like 120 on. You have to film. Dude, they don't make them anymore.
Starting point is 00:28:06 That is. That is crazy. It's heartbreaking. Dude, that is. If you're a car guy. Yeah. I'm a car guy in the sense that I love older cars, but I don't know shit about cars.
Starting point is 00:28:17 You know, I can't get into that. Yeah, I don't know my way around the vehicle at all. You know, I don't know how to pump the gas. Yeah, I know how to pump the gas. Dude, those glasses are starting to make more and more sense, dude. Pop the hood. Yeah. Dude, let's talk about the stuff we were talking about before the shit started.
Starting point is 00:28:33 What are we talking about? The podcast situations. What's a, what about our podcast? I don't even remember what we were talking about. We were asking you about OTAs. You said, you was bawling a day. No, I did.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Yeah, I had a good day today. But I'll be honest, two days ago, I didn't have a good day. Harold Landry got me. Good old Harold. Come on. Dude, I love Harold. He's a good dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Last year, he said, his words, not mine. I would cut my dick off if I could average 10 sex a year. It was kind of like a question going around. Like, would you rather type of deal? Uh-huh. And he was the only one once he said, yeah, yeah, for sure, 100%. And everybody just lost me. Like, you, Harold, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
Starting point is 00:29:12 I bet you, I bet you if there's some, like, Jesus came out of nowhere. I was like, you said it. Yeah. It now shall be. And he pulled out a knife. Yeah. Herald like, ah, yeah, no, no, no. Time to cut your dick off.
Starting point is 00:29:26 It's gone. Slice, slice, slice. He said, that's what he said, though, bro. 10 sacks a year, he said he'd sliced that for how many years. He just said he'd take it off. He tried to rethink about it, because obviously, you know when all the boys start clowning. you he's a no no no you know let me take it back no i didn't admit it don't tell everybody don't tell everybody yeah dude oh he's a stud man i got to look at this piece every time we do a podcast dude
Starting point is 00:29:54 this big metal bastard dude making me insecure you know what i'm saying but i wouldn't cut my piece off for ten hey did anything i wouldn't cut my piece off for a super bowl yeah i mean that's nobody's whole night against you uh or like 10 people out there like oh how bad is he even fucking want it if he won't cut his dick off for a Super Bowl. Does he even want to be a Titan? That would be some Matt Neely tweet that for sure. Matt Neely would do that for sure. Matt, how'd you get it? How'd you get into being like a, were you always a Titans fan? Yeah, since first season. But I honestly think I'd have to take a hard look at it. And if I would cut my dick off for a championship. No, I would use mine. Would you cut your dick off for a Titans championship? I'm at that point.
Starting point is 00:30:33 As a super fan? I'm close. I mean, I just care. Can I ask you a question? Well, what do you mean? We all fucking care. Matt, can I, can I? ask you a question? Yes. Yeah. How often do you use it? I've had sex. Well, yeah. I don't know. I'm not a virgin. Let's all go around and tell each other how we lost her virginities.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Well, it's 15 years in the future and somebody lost a bet. How much do you use it? I have sex. Yo, like, I don't need a number. I don't even want to know, honestly, dude. I don't even want to know. Would you, is this true, though, are you just being your, your, your, your, little social media personality right now. Like, would you really cut your dick off for a championship? Most of that is me to begin with. It's just how I am.
Starting point is 00:31:24 So I would really think about it. Like, I would think, like, this is a pun, but I would think long and hard about cutting my dick off for a championship. How many people in Nashville you think are that way about Titans football? 15. I'd say there are more than that, but they're not going to openly say it on a podcast. But I don't really care. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Cut your meat off? your team to win a championship. Dude, I don't know if I could go to being a Ken doll. There's nothing. I like that joke. I like that joke. I like that joke. I mean, it's...
Starting point is 00:32:00 No, I'm attached. Yeah, I mean, what the fuck are we talking about? Cutting our dick off for a Super Bowl? Dude. It's going to be... What about for five Super Bowls? No. 10.
Starting point is 00:32:12 No. 15. No. Vasectomy? for a Super Bowl? Dude. A vasectomy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Yeah. All right. And how, right now? Yeah. I want some more babies, dude. Right. Yeah, that's what I was going to say, right now.
Starting point is 00:32:28 I don't know, man. You don't want any kids, Matt? I see you back there shaking your head. Yeah, it's like, oh, give me that vasectomy. I do not want to do it right now. You don't want kids? For five Super Bowls, if you could promise that, we would go to the hospital right after this.
Starting point is 00:32:40 To cut your dick off? Yeah. Yeah, sure. People break promises all the time. Not me. We'll promise you're right. right now. I promise.
Starting point is 00:32:47 We'll get a document it. I promise. You know, Matt, I'm... Matt, promise, dude. Hey,
Starting point is 00:32:54 Matt, promise. We'll go see Dr. Williams right now, dude. Hell! I got a knife in my truck,
Starting point is 00:33:03 dude. We'll do it the old-fashioned way. We'll get a leather belt and we'll warm up on fucking sword. Dude, and we'll just cut that thing off. We'll have Zach go wash
Starting point is 00:33:12 it with hand soap in the bathroom and we'll just cut that thing. Who's that, Got to be sensory. No, that's a different discussion. Who's the dude in Game of Thrones? They got his piece cut off.
Starting point is 00:33:20 There's a couple guys in there. Gray. Gray. Gray Joy? Various. Various. In Various, then. Gray, Joe.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Or, uh, gray worm. Great. No. No, you're talking about gray worm. No, I'm not. The unsullied. I have to get it jumped off. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I'm still not. I'm talking about the guy who was. The own great. Yeah. The own. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Theon.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Theon. Yeah, dude. You call yourself a Game of Thrones, fam? I am. Don't do this. It's just been off my mind a little bit. It's like it's been off my mind to where you're bringing it up. So, yeah, some stuff's just coming back to me.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Our moms are so proud right now. Dude, I think this is our best podcast. Debatable. Dude, I think this is our best podcast yet. My mom just called and I ignored her because we were doing this. You might not like y'all. Your mom probably thinks, oh, you know, he probably didn't see the phone. But she's going to hear this.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Does she listen all over her? Macarrier, you on Bustin with the boys. You busting? You're busting sweet, sweet? That's exactly what she does. It's debatable. We've got to get in a little more substance. I've been curious to this. Is anybody, you guys have been seeing the, not the heat necessarily, but the Delaney
Starting point is 00:34:25 Walker reports on the IV stuff. Pro football talk did Delaney Walker almost died from an IV. That's how dramatic these media outlets take this shit. And he quoted it, or the article. quoted it was it was via paul kaharski like no it's via busting with the boys and listen to the whole damn podcast you know what dude paul probably didn't even say no no no no it wasn't me yeah he probably texted he probably like shot it makes sure make sure it makes you put in paul carsky yeah yeah it's coarsky by the way yeah hey i got this story on i hate talking about him because then it gives
Starting point is 00:35:00 them clout rabel very supportive of busing with the boys how about that for a headline my babies here's what he said did he came on the thing he went into our meeting room and he's like squad meeting squad we had a squad meeting and he told uh he just told the crew like hey will compton he used your name first he goes will compton taylor lewan they have a podcast he's i want you guys i want you guys to go on it go on it but just know just know that they're gonna they're going to use that stuff and they're going to grab a little thing here a little thing there pop it in and you could just do you could put anything together and make you look like a complete asshole you know that's a ray i like that move too
Starting point is 00:35:41 That's a brave move. He puts stuff at the forefront in squad meetings. Here's the deal with... He talks about it. Here's the deal with the Titans. There's so many dudes out there doing good shit in the community. Let's do a story on Logan Ryan. Who is out there like saving puppies and kitties, dude.
Starting point is 00:35:57 God, I love puppies. Dude, I love... I want to have hugging on. I want him to talk about that kind of stuff. You know, in the first pod, we were talking about Delaney clowning me for the end of the year body. I was in the... You know, I was showering with Malcolm.
Starting point is 00:36:12 No homo. And, uh... No hetero, dude. Yeah, no hetero. And, uh... Wait, way, that's the wrong. Hey, that's your problem, bro. There ain't nothing wrong with that.
Starting point is 00:36:23 It's 2019. Everyone's a lot of happiness. If you're into a piece, dude, be into a piece. Hey, eh? It's not my gig. But if you were into that gig, that's your gate. That's your deal. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Anyway, I was in the shower with Malcolm. Jesus. And he was like, a, uh, cop man. You got that construction worker body. I was like, what the He's like, what are you talking about? He's like, you know, because you white And, you know, you just kind of
Starting point is 00:36:51 You look like a construction worker What is the fuck? Oh my gosh You are racist as hell No, calm, man, I love you. That's not what I meant Yeah, I've had a couple of them That was so funny though.
Starting point is 00:37:05 I love Malcolm, man. So innocent. You know, Malcolm is solid, dude. He's a good little ball player too. Yeah, he's a stud. He's a stud. His Rable challenge him. And he like, you just see the reaction.
Starting point is 00:37:17 In some guy's eyes, you know, you get like tensed up. Like Malcolm, he doesn't, he's not afraid to say a wrong answer. He'll move on to the next play. He's kind of like a, you've got to have that mentality as a cornerback too, man. Because you're literally covering dudes in a back pedal. And you don't know what routes they're running. Unless receivers are getting close and you're like, can anticipate something. Other than that, you're out there on a fucking island dude.
Starting point is 00:37:38 And if you get beat, you bet. Better be able to turn around and go to the next play. Because if not, you're just going to get destroyed the whole game. The mentality has got to be different with those guys. It's, you see that in those two. That's solid. Yeah, we're slowly turning into a football podcast. You were busting at the seams with stuff, like, for the podcast.
Starting point is 00:37:57 I know, dude. But honestly, I was like, I got a bunch. I had a bunch. But my ADD just kicks in. And I'm like, yeah, I'm just going to go with whatever we're talking about right now. Yeah, like, you will get to the end of a story. And we'll still be on the story. and you can see your mind going still with whatever.
Starting point is 00:38:14 That'll be your transition. Yeah, I'm not a big car guy. Then you go under the cars. We talk to you see that hazard, like John Wick, and then, yeah, they burn like all them cars, and then it kind of slows down and you're like, yeah, I'm not a big car guy. And it's like, well, topics of cars are coming up next.
Starting point is 00:38:34 That's how you can follow it? Yeah, yeah. I'm just trying to follow myself too. I get it, dude. that's kind of a gig, dude What else we got? Matt, what do we got? Juicy. We did have a question yesterday
Starting point is 00:38:44 from a nice female listener that wanted to know how you and Tailen met. I don't know if that's a terrible question or if you want to go into that. That's a long story, dude. Try to, you know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Convinced. Spark note this thing? All right, the way me and Tailen met was she was really good friends of my mom and I met her. her met her saw her and my mom always told her if you if you know taylor if you if you if you if you're around taylor don't talk because he'll just fall in love with you and so she didn't talk she didn't talk and then the third time i met her we talked like two and a half hours and uh take we end up
Starting point is 00:39:24 going to l.a. for like six days flying to san francisco for six days driving what's that right away right away dude like i like met her i was like let's because in this town dude a lot of people in this town man and so like we wanted to get to know each other so we cruised out of here and we went to la for six days went to san francisco for six days went from san francisco down to arizona she flew out flew back to nashville like a week later she was like i miss you was like i miss you too she's like i want to come see you and i was like well if you come see me it's over and so she came and saw me and i proposed her like three weeks later i proposed her in five weeks and we've been together forever forever yeah forever right now right now right now right now that
Starting point is 00:40:05 This is my forever, so we're here. Forever, my best friend, dude. That's a good story, man. It's solid, dude. She's awesome. Yeah. I met her before you, and I was talking. And that day, I was like, man, I'm really pumped to meet Taylor.
Starting point is 00:40:17 And she's like, you're going to love him. He's everything you want him to be and more. And she's totally wrong. When people are about to meet Taylor, I prep them. No, you don't. I do a little prepping. What do you say to them? Oh, you're going to love Taylor.
Starting point is 00:40:35 he's hilarious but just be ready because he's going to throw some heat and he has no shame in throwing heat so you're going to have to stick up for yourself a little bit how that work out for your buddy yeah i forget dude like a deer staring at a car going 45 miles yeah yeah it doesn't know what to do i started going at will's will's friend after a game one time best friend Dude, I'm for sure your best friend. Like, there's no question. When you get married someday in the distant, distant future, I will most definitely be your best man.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Go ahead, proceed to tell your story. Yeah, I just said, I threw a couple shots at the boy, and he just stared at me like I had a dick on my forehead. He didn't know what to do, dude. He goes like, this guy is going on, but it was after a game, did I'm super, like, different. Yeah. Ah, I was amplified.
Starting point is 00:41:29 What else we got my puppies? We got another question from Twitter from yesterday, and it's for Will. What happens if you join another team or you have to leave? What's going to happen to this show? Oh, that's a good question. A question we will all figure out when that. I mean, we're kind of, we're trying to prep when that happens. So basically when we shoot for you pups out there listening, we try to bang out a few episodes each time, two to three episodes.
Starting point is 00:41:58 So that way we have a library built up because when the season comes, we're going to be able to, comes and right now let's say you know you have scenario one where i'm not playing and taylor's playing taylor will not be anywhere around or involved with the podcast because the boy's about his ball which everybody should be um we'll continue to do stuff but we'll have this a library we'll have this library built up with these episodes we've done and we'll kind of have those released throughout the year scenario two which is who whoever from Twitter's asking, where we're both playing ball
Starting point is 00:42:35 and I'm picked up somewhere else. I would, we still have that library. We would talk about the potential of dropping episodes. We would also talk about the potential of not doing anything. So that way there's no, there's no risk of distraction. But we're not going to do any podcasting during the season if we're both playing ball because, you know, that's priority number two. Priority number one is what we do in our immediate future and, you know, Taylor right now.
Starting point is 00:43:00 me waiting, but um, do I answer that well, boys? Anything to add that we've talked about? We're just going to keep, just going to keep bussing along. Yeah, we're just going to keep bussing.
Starting point is 00:43:11 You know what? Then we got, we can tease and look forward to the off season, but we're going to hit the off season running. You know, we're trying to get this freaking bus rolling. So that way we can take this. We can tour.
Starting point is 00:43:22 We can tour my puppies. We'll go to, we'll go on site with people. We'll go out of events around Nashville. I think that would be dope as hell. We can't. hear you. Zach's mom would have to sign a permission slip. Yeah, he is. And that's going to be
Starting point is 00:43:36 tough to get with all this liquor right in front of him. Yeah, dude, that's true. She's going to smell his breath when he gets home. Have you ever, have you ever drinking alcohol before? No. He's lying. You blinked. Matt, do you drink? Yeah. You blinked. No, my cousin actually gave me some Jack Daniels at a Fourth of July party one time, so I'm not going to lie about that. That's the most American thing I've ever heard, bud. That's the most American thing I've ever heard,
Starting point is 00:43:55 that's the most American thing. The White of July, fireworks, Jack Daniels, like, what can you get? Can't beat it. I can beat it. Dude, I put a little thing up on my Instagram asking questions, and someone said, would you ever join a country club to take up golf? Hard no. Like, we're some substance in these questions. I've got one from this is the last one I've got.
Starting point is 00:44:15 People just don't give a shit. People just, people just are like just vomit bullshit sometimes. Hey, what's your favorite soda? You have a question? Hey, give me a question for our Instagram. Do you like pizza? It's like, okay. Yeah, do you like pizza.
Starting point is 00:44:30 a barbecue chicken. Hey man, are you a pineapple on your pizza guy? Like this dude, what's your thoughts on fighting in football? I played guard in our local Australian league and it's not, it's hard not to. Like, yeah, dude, it's hard not to fight people winning in football. No
Starting point is 00:44:48 question. Do I think you should be able to fight in football? I think it would be so entertaining. I'd be down, I'd be down to throw a little couple of bows here and there, but dude, it'd be so bad. My dudes, you get the shit out of them. And that matters. Like, say a star starter you exert so much energy in a fight like okay say they do like a hockey style where you get a
Starting point is 00:45:08 little but they get the interchange lineups all the time yeah if you got a starter out there oh here goes marcus oh shit they're back in a month mark's just beat the shit of some guy all right eight get to the box yeah get the okay we lose him for a few minutes okay we got it for five minutes can we take a time out no we can't we're out of timeouts okay boys 306 yeah 36 yeah let's get it doing dude that's hilarious hey taylor man listen I uh how do you think about what do you What do you think about fighting? Because it takes every bit of me to control myself. I have a really hard time.
Starting point is 00:45:38 I'm raging with testosterone and I just got a swing on somebody. What do you think about fighting in football? If you want to fight, do you go ahead, but you're probably going to get in trouble. You had a question coming, Matt? Yeah, this is from Blaze Up 420. Excellent name. You guys, it was Blaze Up 420? And this is for Taylor.
Starting point is 00:45:56 I'm terrified of this question coming up. He wants to know if when you got knocked out in Miami, if you were being a little too dramatic or if that's actually how you landed? Yeah, dude, no. When I, when the lights went off, I thought to myself, let's be as dramatic as possible, dude. When my body went limp, I was like, okay, time to put on a show, dude. Dude, the lights went out. I was sleep. I was nine night. I took a nap. Guess what? I woke up super refreshed.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Do you see how fast I bounced up, though? I did. It's like, you're laying down there, lamp, your eyes come up and you're like, okay, how can I go about that? All right. Yeah. The Undertaker by God. All right. Okay, you got hit. You know, you definitely. You're totally fine now because getting knocked out does nothing to you. All right, so slowly open your eyes. And then is anybody around? Yeah, there's definitely people around.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Okay, push up as hard as you can, dude, and then run around. And just act like we're going to fight. And act like we're going to fight. But make sure you cry three minutes later to you. I cried. Not by choice, but I started losing it, dude. Cry like three times that day. Some fan was trashing me during one of the breaks, and I was like,
Starting point is 00:46:58 you don't do that? Like, it was bad, dude. It was bad. I want to know what you would, what profession you would have if you weren't, like, an NFL player. Construction worker. Per Malcolm Butler, construction worker. All right. What profession?
Starting point is 00:47:14 Yeah. If I didn't go, if I didn't go to the NFL, like right out of college, am I still a college athlete? Say you're built like Zach. I mean, that's kind of, that's hard to imagine. I mean, I'm doing pretty good for myself right now. I'm just not making millions. Coming out of college, if I wasn't going to play ball, I was immediately going to go into coaching. I've always wanted to be a coach.
Starting point is 00:47:33 That's kind of up for debate now, learning about the ins and outs of coaching. But I've always loved, like, you know, that type of shit. So you weren't into sports at all? I mean, that's a hard question, bro. I don't know how you were. Yeah, because you're taking, like, I don't know how you were, but I literally grew up.
Starting point is 00:47:49 My dad, like, he was like, you're playing sports. So I was like, I played everything. And, like, that's all you know. Yeah, like, you'd be a little kid. Hey, hey, Taylor, what would you do if you were from Australia and you're a woman. That's a great question. What would you do?
Starting point is 00:48:06 Well, the first thing, you don't know. Nobody knows. It's like, okay, you're out of high school. You're built like, Zach. Go. Okay, buy a gym membership. I was looking like... Sorry, Zach.
Starting point is 00:48:20 No, I promise you. It's okay. Do you... Okay, do you... But for real, are you... Have you always had trouble gaining weight? Or do you... Do you really even care to?
Starting point is 00:48:29 Because people don't get, like... I like... I love working out. Like, I love, like, fuck, I love it. And I have since I was, like, 15 years old. But, like, people don't give a shit about working out. Well, I'd stay pretty busy. But, like, after season, like, after basketball season, I was in the gym with some, like, with another manager and one of our coaches for, like, like, I said, we went about four times a day.
Starting point is 00:48:49 A week? Four times a week. That's what I mean. But, like, I'm pretty busy. So, like, it's not something I just necessarily enjoy. It's cool to do. But, like, I know some people, like, y'all just, like, enjoy working out. I don't find enjoyment.
Starting point is 00:49:01 It's cool. And I've literally probably weighed the same since I got out of high school. The process, my puppies. The process is serious. And I kind of have a bad diet, so it doesn't help. What's your diet? Are you just like Mickey D's these? No, I hate McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:49:13 But it sounds like you're a fast food guy. What's your good food? I ate Chick-fil-A-for-lunch today. Did you? What did you have? Chicken nugget meal, of course. That's it? Just the one box of chicken nuggets?
Starting point is 00:49:24 No, the meal, the combo fries drink. Yeah. Whole bit, man. The whole king to-boodle, as they say. Number six. Yeah. All of it. I think it's number three actually, but okay.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I haven't really ate fast food. Well, I mean, I guess on the plane. What's your diet like now? You switch it up a little bit. Obviously, I know what it's like, but, you know, what do you? I'm on ketogenic diet, so it's like low carb, high fats. But, like, instead of doing, like, on a keto diet, you can have, like, cream, you can have dairy and stuff like that. Like, I don't, I cut out cheese and dairy, too.
Starting point is 00:49:55 I was at, like, some doctor one time. I cut out all dairy. I don't have dairy. I don't have dairy at all anymore. And every once in a while, dude, I'll get like a Greek salad. I'll be some fed on it. And guess what? You're going to bite that bullet, dude, because them Greek salads are fire.
Starting point is 00:50:08 But it's a tasty bullet. Dude, it's a tasty bullet. But, like, the thing is, like, I'm, like, literally was telling something today. I'm, like, I'm, like, trying to train myself to where, like, don't care what it tastes like anymore. Just, like, use it for fuel. You know what I'm saying? But, like, food's never been, like, a huge priority to me. I've never been, like, yo, I love a Snickers or I love, like, you know, Philly cheese.
Starting point is 00:50:29 shit tastes good, but I usually feel like shit after. Like when I saw Matt post that hilarious McDonald's thing with this like the sauce and the cheese, my first thought was like, dude, I, I, that McDonald's is delicious, dude. If you get those like tiny little like 99 cent
Starting point is 00:50:45 McDonald's or whatever they are and you put that special sauce on there, it's fire dude. So fire. But like every time I eat that shit, I feel terrible now. It's like it's like my body is like, this is what we're doing. Okay, fuck everything else. So your full keto. Are you full keto or you keto
Starting point is 00:51:01 I'm not a period of day? Because full keto you're like, you're less than 30 carbs a day. Yeah, so constantly, the whole time. On days we don't practice or I don't exert a lot of energy, I'm full keto. I just do fats. I don't do any carbs. I don't do any carbs. Well, I mean, except for like,
Starting point is 00:51:15 do you track it? Do you track it? No, I don't track it, but I know what has carbs and what doesn't have carbs. Are you in ketosis, though? That's what I'm saying. I probably, like, so if I take three, four days, it takes a little bit of time to reach ketosis. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:29 So I'm not really in ketosis because for how much power and how much energy I exert during the day, like, I have to, I need that, like, extra fuel. So, like, we have practice tomorrow. So I'll go and do yams and sweet potatoes and, like, those healthy carbs. Right. And I'll do those with, like, you know, chicken and as much vegetables as possible. But, like, I'm an extremist, dude. Like, I, in every sense of the word, an extremist. And I've been an extremist on one way, the healthy side.
Starting point is 00:51:55 I've been an extremist on the other way, the super unhealthy side. How long have you been like this? It's just been doing. It's always I met my wife, dude. This isn't my wife. Like, I've definitely taken a... I thought to myself like, okay, like, when I was in high school, it was like, yeah, you should have to eat a shit load because I got to gain weight.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Because I was, I was probably 230 in high school. And then, like, going into college, I was 254. It was my first way and I was 254 pounds. Freshman year. Wow. So that's just about calories. And they're just like, hey, you need, okay, you're retchering. Like, ain't no chance I'm playing in the Bay 10 at 250.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Especially my richer freshman year, Adrian Claiborne. J.J. Watt, Whitney Merciless, who else, Ryan Carrigan, five or maybe even six defensive ends that were first round picks. Right. And they were like seniors when I was a freshman. Yeah. So I ain't no way I'm handling that shit, dude.
Starting point is 00:52:44 So I had to, so at high school you think, okay, I was going to eat a shit a little food. And then you go and you work through college and then you feel like, okay, well, all right, so chickens better for you than steak. And these carbs are better than pizza. and so you start to kind of figure it out and then that's kind of the mode
Starting point is 00:53:01 I was in when I met my wife and she's like super into that stuff dude she's like always been holistic organic free range that kind of attitude and I didn't really get it but like I started to understand when I saw a huge difference and that's why I try to do a free range chicken organic like the eggs everything and stuff like that
Starting point is 00:53:17 and people have talked about doing vegan and stuff I still know if I could do vegan or we'll have a vegan on there whenever we have Derek Morgan on here he'll be able to talk about yeah he'll definitely his wife does She's cooking Yeah, she was cooking. But this new thing, though, you kind of took on this off season.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Yeah, so I started working with a guy named Dr. Oz, not the show, but Dr. Oz Garcia. He's up in New York. And I got him. I really started to work through. Taylor will start working with him first because she's friends with this Victoria's secret model. And she's like, she came back. I guess I can say her.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Lily Aldridge, she came back from pregnancy after like three, four months and then walked the Victoria Secret Fashion show. like after pregnancy and Taylor's like yo yo yeah yo let me get on that juice so she calls she calls us dr. Oz guy and they start working together
Starting point is 00:54:05 and she's like you need to work with this guy you need to work with this guy I'm like I'm good like whatever I'm doing it's working I'm solid yeah and so after the season I was like well I was like I'm trying to figure out ways like how do I take it to the next level like how do I get to that like holy shit level you know and so my
Starting point is 00:54:21 my first I was like diet dude I like diets everything when you get to this level so that's when I started I get to serious about it. So like January was a mess, did it was pizzas and ice cream and living it, Bob. And then at the end of January, I told
Starting point is 00:54:35 I went to, I flew to New York, did blood tests, do a whole bunch of stuff. He got me on suppies, started hitting those. Supplements and suppies. Yeah. Starting hitting all the food and all that and getting that whole thing going and I feel better than I ever have. My body fat's lower than it's ever been. But I overall just feel healthy.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Yeah, yeah, no doubt. No doubt. What are you weighing right now? I'm about 310 right now. So I'm solid. Yeah. So I'm solid right now. But I could probably be like, I was playing last year in the morning after breakfast, after a couple waters, way in 307, 308. And I'm waking up in the morning between 308 and 310 right now. So that's before any meals or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:55:16 So I'm like, is it trying to stack those good, that good pound every week? You know what I'm saying? But it doesn't, for anybody who's listening, that doesn't have to be like, you don't have to be an extremist on things. but you just, you should have mild education on stuff. McDonald's is not good for you, all right? They literally get fake meat and they say like, yeah, like all the extras of a chicken, it's grinded up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:37 And that's your chicken nugget. But what they do is they say, hey, this meat. Well, it's cool, but this, Z, you eat whatever you want, Matt, Zach, juice, peepee. I know, you don't need, you eat that shit? Peepie eats good, man. He eats good? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:50 You eat good, pee pee, it's good. Dude, but like that stuff, like they have, there's companies, there's farms out there called, like, A1 beef or something like that. So like when they buy the A1 beef, using quotes, like McDonald's buys it from these farms, it's the shit meat, but they get to say on their commercials,
Starting point is 00:56:09 A1 beef or whatever like A grade beef, because that's the name of the company they buy it from. And they do those types of things. Have you seen that movie about McDonald's? What's called Founder? Oh, yeah. That's so good. That shit's wild, dude.
Starting point is 00:56:22 He's putting a, he fucked over everybody. Oh, man. Yeah. It's so bad. brilliant guy driven but just totally screwed those brothers that's the thing dude is you can be as driven and as brilliant as anybody but if your if your intentions aren't the right thing then then you're gonna fuck over so many more you're gonna do more harm than good yeah i was gonna ask you what you thought uh will um the difference is in playing in a like a major market
Starting point is 00:56:49 like major major major media market like dc and uh Nashville do you see a huge difference oh shit Yeah, there's a huge difference. In D.C. and the Redskin market, like, there's just multiple stories a day that, you know, the media is trying to create. Because really, if you look at Redskins, that D.C. media market, it's like a stepping stone to the big leagues. And everybody's trying to be somebody in that media market. Everybody's one, you know, they always, they're always trying to create stories. Like, when we were going through the transition of R.G. and Kirk and the quarterback and the franchise tag, And, you know, you barely missing the playoffs, making the playoffs butt this.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Like, it's just constant drama that surrounds kind of the Redskins in the media. Like, they're always trying to create a story, man. And that was what was different with the Titans. Like, practicing with the Redskins, there's a crowd, dude, of media watching every, you know, all the time. And with the Titans, there's like, you know, it's between, like, a college football audience and a high school football audience. There's like four people out there with the Titans. He's like, oh, is this, you know, Rackpo, he came from Redskins to the Titans. Like, man, it's way different out here.
Starting point is 00:58:04 He's like, oh, comp, I'm telling you, man, it's way, it's way better out here. You know, they're not always, they're not constantly trying to create stories and turmoil and this. And I love, there's a few guys I love within the Redskins media. I'm just comparing the two. Like, it's constant out there, dude. I'm talking, I'm talking dudes tweet, play by plays, it practices. Play-by-play is at practice Talking like this is what's gonna decide
Starting point is 00:58:33 I saw a tweet before talking about all this rookie He got to the front of the line and then's drill Like what? What? And dude but you I mean Matt knows there's fans out there that like that stuff and eat it up But at the same time There's such a it's creating such hype around shit that doesn't even matter It's crazy dude and Titans you know it's it's way to
Starting point is 00:58:57 different like it's it's just way different what do we got we got anything else can be cut this thing can we're getting tired i can go on a tangent about media i hate journalists what do you think about journalists well i think today that uh a lot of journalists they're not necessarily out there to report the truth like like they should be and like it used to be they just want to make clickbait and that's when they come up with stupid shit like what you said like piecing together different pieceing together different things to make just false headlines and stuff like that and just rewording people's words to create clickbait. It gives a bad image.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Sometimes they portray a bad image when it's not like that. But the average Twitter user is about dumb. Well, you can edit that out. I'm not trying to call people dumb, but they don't want to look into it. They just believe what they see on Twitter. They don't educate themselves. They don't educate themselves. And it just, so-called journalists today just, I feel like they have a bad rep.
Starting point is 00:59:56 and I'm a journalism student, and I just, if I ever do actually become a journalist, I have, like, a pact not to become journalists, like the modern day journalists of creating clickbait. In this world of social media,
Starting point is 01:00:09 where it's like our headlines going to drive traffic. Yeah. You've got to respect that, Zach. You're one of a kind. I don't know if I'm one of a kind. You're one of a kind. You're one of a kind.
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