Bussin' With The Boys - Caleb Pressley On Interviewing Drake + Dream Guest For Sundae Conversation
Episode Date: November 28, 2023Recorded: November 21st 2023 | On this weeks episode the boys recap their Thanksgiving weekends along with the football weekend that was. Taylor recaps his time at "The Game", Michigan vs Ohio State. ...He gets into how it's Michigan vs The World and that everyone on the bus wishes for his downfall. Will had to check him saying that's not the case and that Taylor is just an obnoxious fan. The boys get into what they did for Thanksgiving and tell some hilarious stories from the dinner involving Taylor's grandparents. Following the intro, we are finally graced with the presence of one, Caleb Pressley. It has been a long time coming for Caleb to come on the bus but we were finally able to make it work his schedule. The guys sparked their friendship from when Caleb used to live in Nashville when they used to all workout together. Apparently Will and Taylor would do the working out but Caleb was there for the vibes. The guys then get into their time at the Notre Dame vs Ohio State game back in September as they share some hilarious stories from the trip. Following that, Will brings up Caleb's show Sundae Conversation, which is one of the biggest brands for Barstool. Caleb tells some of the best stories of all the guests that he has had on, including what it was like interviewing Drake. He gets into some of his dream guests that he would like to have on in the future as well as his process in preparing for all of the different guests. This episode gives you a glimpse into the creative mind that is Caleb Pressley and how he goes about his business. He really is just another one of the guys who happens to be absolutely hilarious, you guys will definitely have laugh throughout the episode. 0:00 Intro 3:00 Thank you everyone for buying merch 6:13 Titans are in dissarray 15:28 "The Game" recap 21:28 Nebraska's season was a success 29:49 Taylor is all alone on the Michigan train 46:00 College Football Playoff possibilities 51:00 Shittiest Moment 1:01:10 Barstool Survivor 1:04:31 Caleb preview 1:09:40 Twisted Question 1:18:32 CALEB PRESSLEY INTERVIEW STARTS 1:18:37 Caleb is finally on 1:21:12 Will faked Caleb's death 1:26:02 The boys used to workout together 1:28:09 Notre Dame weekend 1:43:26 Sundae Conversation (Best guest, preparation, future guests) 1:53:15 Glenny Balls has the best life 1:55:30 How the business of Sundae Conversation happens 2:02:10 You have to see your friends as much as possible 2:20:12 Does Riggs suck? 2:21:41 His inspiration behind Sundae ConvoFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Caleb Presley interview was phenomenal.
Before we get to that, we're going to be breaking down the college football weekend, Black Friday, Thanksgiving weekend, NFL, all the fun stuff.
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You do that thing around this weekend.
How was it?
The Chevy?
Yeah.
Brother, I sleep in that thing.
Do you really?
Yeah.
Anytime the wife and I get in arguments, which is every night.
I go and sleep in the Chevy Silverado.
Good.
It's comfortable.
It's dependable.
Yeah.
The cabin's like an apartment complex.
Yeah.
fully loaded.
Yeah.
No, the Chevy fucking ripped.
It's holiday season.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, we're out of the ad.
We're out of the ad.
We're out of the ad.
I know first five minutes too.
So yeah, go ahead and bleep that out.
But the Chevy Silverado, it is holiday season.
I'm telling you, get your butt in a Chevy.
Get your tush in a Chevy.
Imagine waking up in the morning.
We've talked with this.
Snow's on the ground.
Yeah.
You don't see any gifts for you.
The kids have gifts.
Your wife has gifts.
and you're kind of getting sad.
Hopefully,
Chevy's listening to this commercial idea.
And at the end,
you kind of go upstairs to pout
and your wife goes,
honey,
you look back and you see a key
flying through the air
and you catch it.
Body catch.
What?
What was this?
Go outside and find out.
And there's a ZR2.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Where should we start?
Oh, hang on, hang on.
Big shout out
to literally everybody
that showed out
and bought
piece of Bustin with the boys merch in the bar still store. Black Friday, we're recording right
now. It is Cyber Monday, so there's still a lot of the day left. But last I heard, the boys are up
75% year over year from our sale that we did last year, last season with Black Friday.
So shout out you guys. I mean, we got somebody who I believe spent possibly to spending this
$20,000 to get in the beer Olympics to participate in the beer Olympics.
Which is wild. People showing out to get in those giveaways. Yeah.
go ahead.
There was a lot of conversation
we were doing the giveaways.
The way we like to work at bus with the boys
just talk about things
that never really get to a conclusion.
So on the day of the episode last week,
we're shooting text back and forth.
You're back in Chicago.
I was up in the air flying to Chicago.
I'm really trying to dial in.
Hey, what are these last final things
going to be in the boys who sat in the back?
We talked about it a little bit
in the beer Olympics partnership
and there was like, it's 22 much.
It's a knob, blah, blah.
Well, it seems like two, for sure,
one, possibly two people have
taken the financial dive
to come to Beer Olympics, which is incredible.
I thought, I'll hand up.
I thought the number was insane.
Yeah, I thought the number was crazy too.
But my thought process in the number was, it's at my house.
You're going to know where I live now.
That's a little nerve-wracking.
All of our buddies, there's high-end-name people.
We're all going to be drunk.
You're going to see and be a part of things that probably wouldn't make the cut of
beer Olympics.
You're going to be part of a spectacle around some big name guys like myself.
So it's a big deal.
It's a big deal.
Yeah.
Jagger-Fierson, Mitch Carsley.
that's what you're spending the $20,000.
No doubt.
See those boys in there.
But it's crazy, man.
People have actually spent that kind of money.
But the people that are just in there sniping $30, $50,
every single dollar you guys spent, seriously.
It was incredible.
Thank you so much for just being a part of the journey with the boys.
I'm sure the boys in the back are excited to hear the good news.
I'm appreciative.
Yeah, we're cutting them off 25% of the net revenue for the year-end bonus with the boys.
Obviously, they've been grinding their dicks off all year long.
didn't post a whole lot about Black Friday,
but it's holiday season.
They were enjoying their vacation time.
Only the biggest sale of the year.
Depends, you know, companies depend on these type of holiday sales.
And you see that Jack already kind of jumped the gun already.
Splurgeoning on getting a haircut.
He knows money's coming his life.
He's a cute boy now.
Cute, cute boy.
Make sure to zoom in on him, Mitch.
Make sure to zoom in on Jack.
Jack, look right in the camera.
Look at it is.
There it is.
There it is.
And then all.
How do you post about,
Black Friday.
Huh?
How many times did you post about Black Friday?
Like on my personal or on the busing account?
No, personal.
Come on.
Bus and working.
Bus and now.
Bus and now.
You've spent your whole weekend working?
I feel like there's already some animosity coming right now.
No, no, no.
We're just, hey, sometimes you're having fun.
Boys, having fun.
I don't know.
Four, five times.
Yeah.
Posted under a video that had a million impressions as well.
So I don't know what that does.
Did you?
I checked.
It was one post and two retweets.
Jacket hit.
So I must have done a lot of work in the last three hours at 11 a.m.
Right now.
worked all weekend too, Jack.
Worked all weekend on the bus and a guy.
Must have absolutely had a hard time with the Wi-Fi at the Titans game yesterday then.
But let's get to that, dude.
How was the Titans game?
I don't know.
It was great.
We got a dub.
Can't lose it home.
Can't lose it home.
Was there any kind of nerves the fact that you guys won the way, we won the way we did, only by seven?
Yeah, what are you talking about?
Is it, are you not a Titan?
Are you not a...
I'm a Titan, yeah.
You're right.
I was asking Jack a question.
I am.
I am the two-tone blue brother.
I'm like the skinny version of that black guy
that wore no T-shirt for a while.
I'm the juiced up guy in the corner?
Yeah.
That's me.
Yeah.
That's me.
That's how much I love the Titans.
But 17, was it 1710?
Final score?
I think so.
Yeah.
We won by 7.
Last drive was a little shaky.
But it was one of those games where,
I mean,
probably the worst slated game on the NFL weekend.
Panther's Titans,
two of the worst teams in the NFL currently.
So it was just more like,
you want to have fun.
You hope for a win.
If you get a loss, you know,
kind of goes towards next season.
But I have this conversation this weekend.
Do you want to win?
Do you want to tank that whole dilemma?
I think that winning this game versus the Panthers was important.
And then winning the home game against the Texans
when we have our next oiler showing jerseys.
Those are important games to win.
If we come out five and 12,
I think that's the win we move to next season.
Why are they important to win?
The Oilers, I mean, the Texans game is because there's that whole rivalry between the Houston Texans and what was the Houston Oilers and now the Tennessee Titans.
So I think that's important for the rivalry of the AFC South.
And that's also another home game.
We play the Colts this weekend, divisional game, which is always, you know, you want to win that.
But we go to Miami the following weekend.
I want to win that, but we won't.
Yeah, probably not.
And then we travel to Miami, one of the better teams in the NFL.
on prime time.
That would be scary.
I think that's going to be a tough game,
but we'll see.
You know, Will Levis was making good plays yesterday.
It was fun to watch.
There was more people than I expected in Nissan, but...
So, question, I'm just trying to, like,
I'm trying to pick your brain.
If, as a fan,
if you know that you're not going to make anything in the year,
why would you not kind of be hopeful that they lose?
I know you want to root for them,
but if you know, to me, it's like if Vrable was on the hot seat,
which I don't think he is, he could be, who knows?
I don't know what everybody else is.
There's been more clamoring about that,
but I think it's a ridiculous statement.
I know, I think I saw Diana Rusini write an article
about how they Titans won them around for a long time.
Yeah.
Type of thing.
But if Raib's not on the hot seat
and you're not a good football team
or you're not going to finish very well
why you, as a fan,
why you wouldn't want to just root
for a higher draft pick the next year?
You know what I mean?
So it's like if you're going to go 5 and 12,
what's the record right now?
We're 4 and 7.
4 and 7?
So why not just hope that they go,
they don't win another game
or that they lost to the Panthers?
Not that you're bummed,
but you're kind of like,
hey, you know, better draft pick.
Yeah.
I mean, I think on the schedule,
the only game that would have really mattered
that Panthers game
that we just won,
they're the only team
that's ceded lower than us.
It's going to get a higher draft pick.
The rest of these teams winning,
let's see.
Let's just look up real quick.
Standings.
Yeah, well, you're figuring that whole thing.
I'll say my piece on this.
Being a first year fan,
I would much rather the Titans lose every game
because I feel like it's going to help the future.
Because there's no, like,
there's no moral victories in this league.
And it's like, yeah, this year's going to suck.
We're not going to make the playoffs.
But it'll make it a whole lot better
if you know, you're sitting
that top five space
with room to wiggle, trade back, trade up,
get draft capital, you have a whole
much money in free agency, like,
the higher your draft pick now with the money
you're going to have, to me is like, that's
where we want to be as a franchise because
we see the Texans, they're going to
be good. The Jaguars, they're going to
be good. The Colts are without their quarterback
that they drafted who was playing pretty well,
and they have, what they're six and five,
or five and six, one of the two.
So it's like, this division,
is going to get, like, be one of the most competitive divisions in the NFL in a hurry.
And if we don't make drastic changes in a hurry, then it's going to be, we're going to be
sitting the bottom of that list for a while.
Yeah, I think it's a good perspective to have from that outside the, try to like zoom out
and have that third party perspective.
Because at the end of day, everybody inside that building, they're trying to win football games.
Yeah.
Like they're, it's like one of those things too, right?
Like, they're inside the box.
Like, they're too close to situation to, you know, everybody else rooting for a certain
thing.
Like if you were this record right now and the Texans were with the record that the Titans have currently,
you would almost want them to win games because you know you're building and establishing a new regime with the coaching staff and C.J. Stroud.
You want to root for success there because, you know, you're trying to establish something new because he's a first year head coach.
And from the angle where the Titans are currently at if you want VRAD to be the guy and you don't think VRAVE's job is in danger and you're just looking at how does the look.
logo get better in the future, you're almost just like, you know what, we need these motherfuckers
to lose. We need these dudes to lose out. So that way we have a better, a better pick in the draft
like for the future. Because there are like different angles to look at it on like, hey, if we're
not going to be in the playoffs, I hope we all tank. It's like there are reasons that you would
want to continue to win, even if you're going to have a losing season. And to me, those would be
like the stipulations of like a first year coaching regime or you're trying to like establish
something new or if a coaching staff or people are on the verge of being fired, like they're
everything they can win if the fan base wants them to be the head coach.
I think I disagree.
I think from the standpoint of the Texans,
if the Texans were in the same position the Titans were right now,
and you have C.J. Stroud, who has put up crazy numbers for a rookie, he's crushing it.
I think you'd want to be like, all right, we know our future is looking bright because our
quarterback's good.
We have a new head coach and we're going to, we just need more pieces.
That's when you have the more pieces conversation.
The part that scares me about this is we saw what the Panthers.
They're them firing Frank Wright after what, 10 games?
I have no idea how many games he was the head coach.
Yeah, I think that's insane.
The second shortest tenure in NFL history.
Like this whole league is based on not having any patience at all,
which scares me for Vrable because I would hate for them to lose the rest of these games.
And then Amy be like, listen to, let's say the fans get, you know, you start lose,
you lose all these games, the fans are going to be clamor.
They're going to be saying something.
To me, it's like, Rable is the guy.
You just need more pieces.
I don't think Vrable goes on the hot seat, even if we lose out for the rest of the year.
it'd be a different story next year if we still have the same issue,
but J. Rob left us in kind of disarray
when all the AJ Brown stuff started.
He's the reason that we've fucked up a lot of stuff.
And I think one, Amy knows that,
and I think our fan base knows that.
Just in like the collective of fans,
I have not even heard whispers that like people want Vrabel gone.
I think if Vrable leaves,
we will be in the biggest state of turmoil
we've been in in the last decade.
So I think moving forward,
even if we lose out, I don't think anyone's pointing fingers at Rebels
because he's like had to have these pieces to rebuild
since we've given away like one of the best stars on our team
in the last 30 years.
So I think Reble is good,
but the only reason I want to win that Houston game
is solely because of the Oilers' jerseys and like the rivalry.
Yeah.
But I wouldn't be upset if we lose out just from, yeah,
if we have four games and then we, you know, have a top five draft pick.
And then we've got a lot of cap space and we just need linemen, I think.
And I also think where pressure goes, too, is you keep Vraib, but internally with that staff, like, shaking up something in the staff because you're going to have to make, you would have to make some kind of move.
I agree with you.
I just don't think it's where they're cutting the head off with Vrable yet.
And I hope they don't ever, because I think he's the best coach in Titans era ever.
It'll be a big off season.
It'll be a big off season for Braves for sure.
And you just hope that they put enough pieces together to Rann does enough.
But what happens from an assistant?
and you saying Tim Kelly?
I think pressure goes to there.
Like if you don't have established coordinators
to where Braves kind of got that resume
and that pedigree of being like,
okay, you don't have to make a move here
because he's not like a new rookie head coach.
But if you don't have like the established coordinators
that have like a proven track record,
you've got to kind of like look at that internally.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Who's like if you had, you know, Fangio or, you know,
Spags from KC, Spagnola.
who's another big time coordinator
BNamy and
yeah an offensive guy like if those guys
were in your seats for coordinators
you would probably lean more
at looking at the talent mostly
like I know
I know Titans fans are looking at the talent
like the roster for sure
but also you got to look at
who's like leading this talent
and if you feel like they're competent enough
to like you know
continue to make progress
yeah yeah I agree
but yeah
I know you want an offensive lineman
but after this weekend
the best guy
in this entire draft is Marvin Harrison Jr.
He is a freak.
Dude, I watching.
Great transition. Like, let's get into the game.
And I won't say too much about it because there'll be a vlog coming out.
Obviously, three pitting against Ohio State, I believe they're dead.
Like, we own Ryan Day.
Like, all of the things.
Like, I feel like we're now in a transition where the last 20 years for Ohio State being victorious over Michigan,
other than a couple blips here and there, we have officially flipped the script.
like this hasn't happened since the 80s
since the you know three wins in a row
and it's the way they won the game
there are a couple of scary parts there was that one drive
in the third quarter where they
they ran inside zone over
and over and over and they sieved us
but like JJ played a hell of a game
I think
I caught myself so much
not watching the trenches as much as I was
watching Marvin Harrison Jr.
Because I know Will Johnson for the most
part number two for Michigan was shadowing him
and I'm thinking this kid
has no idea, but he's making so much money right now, especially in the first quarter.
He runs that hitch and he gets right in front of it and catches it.
You guys have some, I really like watching your guys as debacks, like your corners.
Bro.
You guys have some good aggressive corners.
And there's nothing I enjoy more than watching, like, confident corners go out there and be stingy
and make plays and play aggressive.
Yeah.
And they wanted you guys to lose.
I know you did.
And it was so obvious.
And the thing, none of that bugged me until I saw you bet on the, on the Wolverines.
And I was like, God, damn it.
He should not be allowed to do this.
That should be void.
Speaking of a void,
I need to accept that trade for our fantasy as well.
I still need to do that.
And I will do that.
But, dude, watching this game,
it was everything people wanted to be.
Obviously, as a fan, you wanted to be a blowout.
You don't want to be scary at the end,
but coming down the last drive.
Yeah.
Tom McCourt does that against Notre Dame earlier in the year.
Get the pick while he's facing pressure.
Like, it was awesome.
It was awesome.
Four times went on fourth down and got it.
I know.
Just nuts.
I thought you guys were about to go for it at the end of the game for whatever reason.
I'm thinking, there's no way they're about to go for it.
They lined up for the hard count.
I thought they, I stood up.
I was like, they're going to do it.
I was hoping they would.
That was great.
That was their third, fourth and, fourth and one.
That was their third, fourth down conversion.
The first two, they run it right up the middle.
The third one, the tight end just slips out to the side, gets like a three, four-yard gain.
Oh, wow.
Like that interception on the second drive really hurt them.
Killed them.
It was.
and listen, Ohio State's a lot better
than we're last year.
A lot tougher.
It's about Roman Wilson's touchdown?
They, every touchdown was reviews.
Like,
Unreal throw.
Unreal throw.
And dude, I mean, before the game, Mitch and I were on the sideline
and like, who's the first person to come up?
Trevor Kigam comes up and he's in football mode.
He's like, they're going to respect us after this.
And he's like, Zach Zinter comes up.
He's like, what?
they're going to say after this?
And I'm like, oh, fucking go.
What are they going to say?
I love the Keegan face paint, too.
Dude, yeah, the eye shadow.
They had the mascara on or whatever it was.
Goes hard.
Yeah.
Goes hard.
And, dude, I mean, we brought him up, but Zach Zinsert,
you're breaking his leg, Tib and fib.
Comes back for a senior year.
All-American cat, dude.
I'm pretty sure he was all-American last year.
And he was, you know, a finalist for all these awards.
Yeah, that sucks.
It just sucks, man.
It sucks.
But he hit me up.
Successful surgery.
Well, Trevor was bummed out.
He called me and he's like, man, I just, I put some guy in the back of his legs.
It's my fault.
I'm thinking, bro, like, that stuff just happens.
Like, you can't.
It is.
You can't, you know.
You get in the blender of, like, just thinking all those little things because that does suck.
You could tell, like, uh, uh, Zinter's a big time leader the way everybody was kind of
standing out there.
Stadium starts chanting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, yeah, that sucks, man.
Yeah.
But, uh, yeah, did he, did he just go around the eyes?
Yeah.
Oh, the, the eyeshadow?
Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was just around the eyes.
Based on helmet, I was like, is he going full blackface right now?
He does it a lot, doesn't he?
Yeah, he's always got something going on.
That was crazy.
I thought that was a catcher first.
I really, what's his first name?
Roman Wilson.
Roman Wilson, I really liked his post-game presser too, talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're in the Louie and all this.
He's like, I'm not the toughest guy in the world, but, you know?
Yeah.
He just went into it.
It was awesome.
I mess.
I mess with a lot of the players.
I just, yeah, I truly wanted you to go down.
I know. And I just, you know what, I'll just keep fighting truly Michigan.
Like I put, truly it's Michigan versus everybody. Yeah, yeah. It really is. I put $500 on the line, like, truly wanting so badly to lose the 500. I was like, I'm owing for right now on my bets, the ones that I chose to bet on from my picks. The other ones are winning. The ones I'm picking or losing. I was like, you know what? Let me switch this pick last minute and go $500 on Michigan Wolverines. Just hoping that this bad luck continues. And I was like, and I have to do a real, my real.
real unit amount, $500.
And it just didn't fucking work.
Yeah, we're that good.
I mean, there is literally zero excuses anymore for Michigan and their talent.
We have interim head coach.
The allegations come out around Purdue.
Those are legitimate wins against the schedule that everybody says was shit, 112.
Oh, I mean, you guys, hang on, hang on.
You guys played Ohio State.
You beat Ohio State.
Yeah, you beat a good team.
Penn State, man.
It's like they don't have...
Do you see Aller's stats?
I watched Aller play the game against Blue.
He's a bad quarterback.
But there's still a top 10 team.
There's still a top 10 team.
I'm pretty sure they're 10.
Debatable.
No, there's still 10.
So it's like, what are we bitching about, boys?
With an interim head coach.
With an interim head coach.
See when y'all, if y'all get in the college football will playoff.
Yeah.
I'll tell you what.
On the other side...
I was nobody to sleep on.
On the other side, listen.
On the other side of it all,
I know, I texted Kittle.
I was like, what's the bet?
He goes, I'm not betting.
He was not having it.
On the other side, I truly wanted Nebraska to win.
I sat down.
I ignored my family for two and a half hours
to watch the most boring game
for my friend.
That was a dog fight.
What are you talking about?
Shit show.
That was terrible.
Purdy was crazy.
I texted you.
I was like, what does Purdy do?
And he goes, you mean being a beast?
Because I think he threw a touchdown.
He threw a fucking.
Bro, that way...
DART down the field.
Just so fucking boring.
What's crazy is in these highlights,
it starts out in the second quarter
is the first highlight.
Dude.
Just some backyard brawl going on in Lincoln.
Most Big Ten football game imaginable.
I can't...
I just could not believe that's how we lost.
You just throw a pick right to old buddy
in the middle of the field.
Well, we had a good conversation.
I know, like, literally, I just had to listen to you, basically, begging to the gambling gods to take your $500 so my team will lose, strictly so my team loses.
But you had a great point about Nebraska is that these seniors so many times have been in close games that have lost where that has become the culture.
What?
That was the one where you texted me and said, what is pretty doing?
I was blown away by that.
The seniors in Nebraska have been through so many close game losses.
And Iowa, I was the same exact.
team as Nebraska, but they have 10 wins.
They have no offense and a pretty good defense.
And they play in the Bay 10 West.
Like, and it's just little things.
Yeah, everybody in the Big Ten West is essentially kind of the same,
but Iowa, for whatever reason, just figures out how to win at the end of the game.
Like when everybody's trying to decide, I was the one who steps up and wins 10 games.
I mean, winning 10 games is crazy to me.
Because to me, it's like, yes, this team is no difference.
different than Nebraska, Minnesota, Illinois.
But everybody wondering, like, how can Nebraska just not?
And it's like, yeah, these seniors, these fifth and fifth, fourth, fifth, sixth year guys,
depending on what age they are now, it's like Nebraska in the last decade, whenever,
that second year of Mike Riley, basically, because that's when the losing season started
to happen.
It's like, all these guys know is like anytime a play doesn't go there where toward the end
of the game or in the second half, the mindset naturally is all.
fuck we're going to mess it up again.
And that's been like cultivated over, you know, almost a decade now.
And so they're trying to figure out how to kind of turn around and just learn how to win in tight games.
Because you can't beat yourself like situationally.
We're blowing a time out.
Or we could just be to save a delay a game when it's like, oh, we should have probably just took a delay a game.
Yeah.
But we blow it in situational football.
And that's just like being in tune with the details when they matter the most.
And right now Nebraska just hasn't figured out how to.
do that.
Highlights of the game, missed field goals and punts.
It's just this.
And I can't believe.
Essentially, it was
big cat and a helmet at quarterback for Iowa.
I know.
What was that kid doing?
He's 265 pounds.
A tank.
Kids hang out of a shoulder pad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right at him.
Right at him.
And you know, we've been shuffling around
quarterbacks.
Like, it's no secret that we're the most,
we're the worst turnover, most turnover team in college football.
It's just painful.
because now you look at the season, and it's a successful season when you zoom out and look at Nebraska.
And I'm saying that. I'm not, hang on, hang on.
I'm not saying it. Listen, you know your boy wanted to go nine and three.
I know. Like, to me, we were going bowling. Like, that is disappointing. You never, like, somebody was like, I think I saw Will.
I had to take him on a walk and promote Black Friday. But you look at the season for real, and we won five games.
but we were five and three going into the last four, right?
Five and three going into the last four.
And those were winnable games.
You hope that you win those.
But Coach Ruhl's first year, it's been his best first year at any program he's been at.
And everybody talks about, okay, this is going to be a slow burn.
He's one to three wins in his first year.
Then the second year gets better.
And the third year, you're double digit.
Like, I know that's essentially the expectation.
But you come in and win five games in your first year.
Like, that is a positive we're trending up, just the way we fucking lost four close ones
that you should be able to nut out, that's disappointing.
But when you look at the year as a whole,
it's like there's some optimism to have with this new staff.
Because it sucks that we did not go bowling.
Like, we should have went bowling.
Like, that was a failure because we were in position to go bowling in four very winnable games.
With a lot of the season in front of you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It wasn't like we were, you know, fighting.
It's not like we were three and five or four and four
and trying to like really look at these last four and be like,
man, if we can just nut out a couple.
Like, we were in a solid position to win, just one more game to go bowling.
So that felt like a failure.
But if you look from the beginning of the year and zoom out as far out as possible,
it's like there's optimism with ruling this staff.
Space X far.
Yeah, space X far.
Like spend money and I.
Go sit on Jupiter and then look at it.
Hey, it's not that bad.
Yeah.
Spend money.
Let's get recruits.
Let's continue to build culture like I, you know, your boy's ready.
I'm already ready for next season.
If you guys won one more game than you did last year, that's a positive.
If you guys do that seven years in a row, you guys are undefeated.
Say that again?
So you guys win five and seven.
You won one more game than you did last year.
So if you just win one game every single year, in seven years, you will be undefeated.
And I would bet on those odds.
I'm sure you would.
You fucking...
But I'm saying, do it does the base have...
the patience for seven years to get the superior dominance over the college football
wins. Yes, yes, because next year you make a bowl game. The year after that, you have seven wins.
You're in a better bowl game. Next year, you have eight wins. Now you're in contention at
Big Ten West. Next year, you have nine wins. Now you're like, holy shit, is Nebraska back?
The year after that, you're ten wins. He's like, oh, we actually are back. And then eleven
wins, and then you go undefeated. It's like, yeah. Give them a statue. If we only won six wins
next year and then seven the next year, like, I'd be hanging by a thread.
Brother, at this point, like, it's so exhausting.
I don't think you'll ever hang by a thread.
Just because I do think we can really take a big jump next year.
Yeah.
We took a jump.
We took a big jump.
A one win jump.
Listen, again.
You guys went from the worst, the best three and nine team two years ago to probably the
worst five and seven team this year.
No, I tried looking that up.
We were a zero point differential, but the year we were the best three-win team of all time.
Like, we were plus, like, 63, 60, we were plus 70 in points.
So I don't think a zero-point differential qualifies as, now top 10 of all time,
top 10, you know, five-lost team of all time.
I think there's a debate there.
Top 10, worst five and 17 of all time.
Best five-and-se team of all time.
Brother, no, not even close.
But if we're, no, worst five-and-sevent team means we would be, we would have five wins
and have like a massive negative point differential.
Yeah, but you can look at other stats like turnover margin.
It's like I think Iowa was at one point behind in points.
Like I was like the worst 10-win team of all time.
Yeah.
During the game there was a stat like I think the best record for a team that averages 250 yards a game or under,
the best record was two, it was four games, four wins and their 10 and two.
Yeah.
Iowa's wild.
I was wild.
It's just crazy.
I hope you do not sleepwalk through that game because we need,
We need you guys, obviously.
We need you guys in the college football playoff.
Michigan's not even a part of the Big Ten anymore.
We should go to Notre Dame route.
The Big Ten, the Bay Ten tried to do this bullshit, this kooky little, we're going to suspend
them for three games with hopes and prayers that, okay, this is the hard part of their schedule.
We're going to put Penn State in front of them.
Hopefully they take an L there.
Hopefully they take an L against Ohio State.
And it's truly Michigan that's the world right now.
It really is.
It's a perfect reflection of this bus.
It's a perfect reflection because it's literally,
I've been so positive about all your guys' teams
except for you, Mitch. You don't have it. Taylor, man, you got to stop
with this. I've been so, so support.
Like, you have not.
You're not. You're really, you support.
And truly, I know that you actually want Nebraska to win.
But then when we get to the, we get to all the other theatrics on making the shirt
and doing the whole patronizing headpats, like some of the Dave Portnoy stuff,
it's just like, that's where I'm drawing the line.
That's where I got to stand on business.
Like, I know you want us to win.
The patronizing headpats.
were with Big Ev when he is Ohio State fan.
And if I'm going to talk down to the Ohio State fan,
I'm going to talk down how it's the, it's the game.
It's the opportunity to do that.
If I'm making a shirt and you're going to,
if you're going to get real tight about a shirt that was made,
well, we can go and look back.
We can go and look back at the,
when we were the first seat and you want to make Bengals T-shirts.
We made those, didn't we?
We make Michigan honest again, T-shirts.
Well, we made those, didn't we?
And that was after you were pushing to make Nebraska mediocre.
Like, oh, we just need to get you back to mediocre.
But that's not a negative thing.
Six and six is solid.
You guys would kill for six and six right now.
If you guys were to won that game, you guys been like,
this is where it happens.
This is where it happens.
I'm truly being honest here.
Because, yeah, I put the t-shirt up.
It's a funny t-shirt.
Hey, look, look.
Let's check those numbers.
I bet they didn't sell.
We sold 30.
That's low.
Low.
How many of Michigan-onis-again shirts we sell?
I don't know.
Probably 40.
No.
Probably 31.
We talked about this morning.
He said, I think we sold maybe five or ten of those things.
So what are we talking about?
Now, that's what my assumption was.
That was an assumption.
That's not fact.
Right.
We can probably check the numbers.
Another good point, too, there was 700 clicks on just that one link,
which brings people to the Barstall store,
which they probably purchased other things also.
So there's that also.
There's that to go off of.
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And Duke Canan's holiday gifts are made in the USA by humans,
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I have,
I really have.
I've made comments about Tennessee
that were blown out of proportion,
but I've supported Tennessee.
I've made comments at Alabama being dead,
but when they started coming back,
I was happy for G.
I've supported J.P.
Hovey on,
on South Carolina, hoping to God they can make a bowl game.
Please, God, beat them against Clemson.
So what's the issue here?
Hang on it. Okay.
What's the problem, boys?
Here's here.
This is a for the boys brand,
but all I see is one guy sitting in this chair right now being a fan for the first time,
getting excited about his team,
and his boys wanted to cut him down at the knees.
So let's go and hear it.
I guess the question would be,
so just to clarify,
you think you're a first year fan
and you're very excited about your team winning,
and ultimately you just think
everybody on the bus just want you to fail
just because you're just being an excited fan
and winning? No, I think
the personality when I go at Jack a little bit
that can feel some type of way. When I say you guys get beat
by a hockey school, that can feel some type of way
and the allegations come up, I defend Michigan
that type of way. It's all. Small devil face too.
What's that?
Smile devil face too, like losing.
Yeah, smile devil face, whatever. Listen,
if you're the only one that's a lot of chirp on the bird
and I'm not allowed, then we got an issue.
No, listen, I'm trying, I'm trying to.
issue with... I'm trying to get outside. I'm trying to get
outside the me and you thing. I'm just asking
like, you just think it's five or six
on one. When I spout off and say
Michigan's the best team in college football
and obviously that's
not received very well, I understand that.
If you guys want to be nasty about it, that's fine.
That's good. But
I truly wanted Nebraska to win that game.
You truly wanted Michigan
to lose that game. Yeah. I wanted
Tennessee to beat Florida when we're coming back from Athens.
Truly wanted them
to beat Florida. I wanted
Tennessee to be contenders. I wanted
USC to at least
make a bowl game. I wanted the expectation
whatever the expectation should have been. I said
Nebraska's going to be 6 and 6.
So, you guys can take the way I'm handling being a fan
a certain way, but if you really peel back
the layers, I'm still supporting you guys.
Not at the Bustin Bowl. I didn't support you guys.
And Jack, we've gotten into it, but I also, I said,
Joe Milton's a stud. He ended up not being
one at all. Hippel's the guy.
He is still the guy.
Ratler, that whole talk with JP saying he's going to be to steal the draft.
I don't know about that, but I smiled and nodded when he said that in Las Vegas, Nevada.
So what are we doing?
So what are we doing?
Who's really being the bad friends here?
Listen, no one's trying to point the finger.
We're just trying to ask questions.
Ask questions.
Yeah, I asked the question.
I guess if I'm trying to think of it, every other guy on this bus who has a team, like, when they're winning,
I feel like there's a sense of like you're almost happy for the guy.
based on the way that they are being fans.
If for whatever reasons we come up with,
if there's a point to where people want you to go down,
like at some point maybe it's like,
how am I handling myself as a winner?
Because if Nebraska's winning,
I would almost assume that the guys are like,
I'm hype for Will.
When Tennessee's winning, it's like,
we might do stuff to chirp and get them riled up,
but I know Jack knows that there's a game that gets played,
but ultimately I'm like, oh, yeah, GBO.
Like, even Garrett, like, he could be,
like, sometimes he gets a little,
you know, gets a little high and mighty, but that's been the best team in the last however many
decades of Alabama.
Yeah.
JP, you want to win, but, you know, they're like Nebraska.
We just say we can't fucking win games.
Like, you're in a spot to where, yeah, you could, you could, you can go about it a certain
way and we still end up rooting for you.
But there are, there antics along the way that ultimately create this.
Like, yeah, I'm fully aware.
That's why I just come out and say, I want you to go down because of all the antics that do happen.
Like, I know you, you ultimately won Nebraska to win.
Like, I know you actually, like, do.
Like, you are kind of rooting for them as well.
And then we have our ball talk conversations.
But then all the other things that go on, the theatrics, I'm like, I need this dude to go down.
I need, like, a you.
I need a portnoe.
The way, the way I get patted on the head, the way, like, the way that type of, the way
that type of, like, success goes about and gets handled, it's like, oh, you kind of, you're
ready to see them go down.
You want to see them go down.
A couple of things.
One's an assumption and the other one's a point.
The assumption is.
If Nebraska was in the position Michigan is,
you would be insufferable.
You would be...
I don't know that I would be insufferable.
The toughest fan to deal with...
Dude, it's tough.
What do you guys lose?
We're spin zoning constantly, constantly.
And it's like, all right,
that's Will's way of going about it.
I'm going to support the boy
because I hate to see him go down.
Michigan has been put in a position
where everybody's starting to hate them.
So I have to becoming a fan.
I have to stand up
and point out the things of how great we are
and essentially fight the fight.
week in and week out as my best friend saying you guys deserve the death penalty.
As all the boys are saying, you don't want me to go down.
It's like, yes, there's a pat-in-ahead, like a superiority type of fan I am being.
There's a country club hoity-toity.
We're better than you.
We're better than you.
I'll take that last part.
The word better than you thing that I have had to adopt because of how the dominoes have fell.
I am constantly moving and flowing like water to figure out the best.
way to promote Michigan.
And the only way right now is to essentially say, we're better than all of you.
Take that.
That's really it.
Yeah.
And so if it makes enemies, that's fine.
But, you know.
Though we're better than you and we know it, that you create, you know, the strong
core group that you want to create.
But yeah, using that method creates enemies, which they're both sellable.
Right.
But the pat in the head, like, listen, I know Dave's got his way of going about things and I've
adopted a couple of those things.
like patting Big Ev on the head and
and turn it on you, but it was the
Bustin Bowl obviously. I obviously
wanted you to lose that game.
But other than that, and the
one remark I made in Minnesota, which we've talked
about why I made that remark, because I started
to notice, oh, this is really a one-sided
both of us being fans of each other's team.
But I've still said
I want Big Red to win. I think it's
great fan base. I think you guys deserve more.
You guys should be in a bowl game.
But for whatever reason,
me being so excited about Michigan
and having to fight the fight the way I have
has turned the boys into
let's hope to God Taylor
Taylor's soul is crushed by his team losing.
Taylor, you were curious,
trying to give feedback,
trying to talk up through it all,
and it's essentially like
how you look at the feedback.
Yeah, I got it.
And you're like,
I hear your assumption,
I'm going to match it with an assumption.
If Nebraska was winning,
you'd be insufferable.
You talk about feedback.
Barstall Survivor is coming out today, correct?
We want to end that conversation?
I feel like that was a good conversation.
Is there anything else that we had to talk about?
Any of the boy,
Like, you know, is there anything you want to chime in on or face on?
When Michigan won.
He's like, that was a good game.
Look, I'm good.
Like, seriously, I've said, I enjoy them.
Like, I'm, the dudes, like, Wilson post game, Quorum.
Like, I'm enjoying, like, I was sad for Zach.
It's like, there's a couple games that go on there.
It's like, yeah, they, they do.
They fight their ass off.
Michigan's a tough football team.
And you see the continuity of the locker room.
Yeah.
Zinter goes down.
The next play, there's a run for a touchdown.
Blake Corum, 6-5.
Like, last night.
night, no, actually it's today, November 27th, the Daily Dad. Parable is about the Harbaugh family.
The, uh, who's got it better than us? Nobody. Their old man was going in because they were being
loud at nighttime. They were going to go in the room because the boys are horse playing around,
getting after each other being loud. Dad comes in, but instead of like, you know, instead of like
throwing the hammer down on me, he sees how much fun they're having, he's like, boys, who's got it
better than us? And they both like in sync said, nobody, dad, nobody.
young kids.
And now that is the theme
that Harbaal cares was.
I learned about that last night.
It's on the Daily Dad November 27th.
And that was where I was like,
yeah, man, it's cool to see.
It's cool to see some of these elements of Michigan,
these boys band together and come together.
But when it comes to the games and everything else,
it's like, yeah, I need to see, I need to see them go down.
Like, do I think they're going to compete in the college football playoff?
Probably not.
Good.
Jack, did you have anything to say?
No, not really.
I just think Michigan fans when they're winning are extremely loud and proud,
which is fun.
as you should be.
And then when you all lose, you kind of abandon your school,
which has been the case in, like, the early 2000s.
But I'm happy for you guys and hope the best year season.
I have one question.
How did after all of the shit that went down with Mitch not being a real Ohio State fan,
how was he not in Ohio State Gear for the game?
Mitch?
I had Ohio State Gear on.
It was on underneath.
It was underneath, yes.
Why were you hiding it?
Because I felt like,
Being able to go to the game is like a pleasure in itself.
I don't want to be like disrespectful towards like Michigan.
And like, I mean, Taylor doesn't really matter because he was in my face the entire game.
So it is what it is.
But like to be able to be on the sideline for that game, Matt was like was really, really cool.
And I didn't want to be like that one dude in Ohio State gear kind of like giving the bird to all the Michigan people.
So I had it on.
I had like my red beanie, the red sweatshirt I had on.
I had like a little hints of it.
I had the Ohio State on under it.
Like I had my gear on, but I just didn't want to be like sort of disrespectful,
disrespectful to Michigan for allowing us onto the field for it.
So that's the way I was thinking about it.
Like I was like Ohio State scored.
I got in Taylor's face.
And don't let him tell you that I was happy that Michigan won.
I was happy that I was able to be there.
And no, I wasn't upset like Evan was, like Big Ev after they lost.
I was more disappointed.
I'm not, you all know I'm not one of those fans that, like, is going to let it ruin my day type thing.
But, like, I'm going to be like, oh, damn, like they lost.
Like, Michigan, they've had our number for the third year in the row.
Like, me being upset about it isn't going to change the outcome of it.
I'm disappointed.
It's like, our playoff chances are probably over.
But, like, we're going to win our bowl game.
That's that, I mean, that's what it comes down to.
Why not when you're on the go over and leave at halftime to go to the live stream,
why are you not ripping off the shirt and rocking Ohio State gear?
I understand that.
It's almost like, you know, anytime we give tickets to anybody coming to the game
and they're a fan of the other team,
you'd almost like set the standard of, hey, I get it.
You want to root for them, which is fine, but don't be wearing, like,
don't be wearing those colors, like in the family section and everything else.
So I get the gratitude and be like,
I don't want to be fully disrespect.
I'm going to wear it underneath, kind of wearing off color,
maroon the boys.
You can get them on our stories right now.
That sweatshirt, but then why not?
when you leave the grounds, like take it off and start reping Ohio State.
And also when we flew in on Friday, I was like, hey, you bring Ohio State gear.
And he's like, yeah, but I don't know if I should wear.
I was like, you should.
I wore it.
Just not visible.
The reason I didn't take it off at the stream house, I'm going to be completely honest,
I didn't want to catch any strays from Dave.
And just being just.
Dave was being wild.
Literating me.
So, yeah.
I mean, I had my red on, and you were even, Taylor was saying, like, he's an Ohio State fan, too.
Yeah, I bought it up a couple of times.
For Ev, actually, I was like, he's got, you have an ally here.
Yeah, and I just, I mean, I, shelled up.
I didn't want to get berated.
Sheld up.
I mean, if you want to say that, go ahead.
But I didn't want to get berated by Dave.
It's an honest fear.
That is so funny, dude.
That is so funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, Big F, just in.
hellhole.
The clip of him
riding back to the airport
saying, I wish I was just
into cars,
like fixing cars,
car operators,
engines, whatever they fix.
And Dave's in there
fully face painted.
Just,
I thought you're going to say
what he said.
Oh,
what did Dave say?
He's like,
yeah, man,
it sucks.
He's like,
I got to fly to Pasadena
cross country flight,
like sucks,
hotel rooms.
It's just so funny.
He's got his face painted
just kind of sitting there
like you're doing the whole
empathizing funny thing with Ev.
Like that is. That's brutal for
F, man. Like, that's got to suck for
Ohio State fans dropping three straight.
And for you to be happy for Michigan, it's just,
it speaks to the fan base of Ohio State.
That is not true.
I didn't. What part of that whole part
that I just said made you think that I was happy for Michigan?
The smile on your face is we were walking to the tailgate after.
Happy, go lucky, having a good time. Yeah, it was a great game, wasn't it?
Hopefully we win the bowl game. Like, you guys could still be in position
to get in the college football playoff. I don't think they do.
I don't think we are.
But no.
If Alabama would have lost the Iron Bowl,
Washington would have lost to Washington State.
We're talking a whole different game right now,
but there's a whole bunch of teams lined up
for the college playoff,
especially like Washington, Oregon,
whoever wins that one's going to be in.
Alabama's got to play Georgia now.
One of those guys are going to be in,
if not both of them.
And then Florida State squeaks out of winning against Florida.
Like, if they go undefeated,
why would they not be allowed in
even though they lost their quarterback?
It's a crazy, a crazy deal.
I know, we need more chaos.
Well, people are.
saying like, oh, this is why we need the 12 games.
It's like, once we get to 12 games, now we're looking at 13, 14, 15,
in the same way we're looking at 5, 6, and 7.
I don't think so.
I think, like, the discrepancy of, like, you know, we were talking about Penn State being
a top 10 team, like the imbalance of talent once you get to the upper
antelon of teams, like that kind of like we did stuff out.
I think you, yeah, people might start arguing, but, I mean, there's just, to me,
there'd be no world of a 13 ranked team upsetting, not only the one team.
but then the, you know, what would it be the fourth best team?
Like going on that kind of run, you know what I mean?
It's not like, to me, it's like it's not like the NFL.
You can see that in the regular season.
Like, you always catch like an old miss being like 15 upsetting up number 14.
Yeah.
That's regular season.
Once you get in the playoffs, it's like, there's no trap games.
There's none of that.
Like, you're playing for all of it.
I can't.
Like, to me, just how, like me, I was saying Bammo will go in.
I think they'll upset Georgia and get in the college football playoff.
But that survival.
win against Auburn is insane to me and should play like I get it rivalry game
Iron Bowl that's what everybody tries to claim but I mean those are that's a tough win
on your uh yeah on your uh strength of schedule that was insane Auburn the muffed punt
crazy I can't believe this catch dude I can't believe that four has got to be in a blender
I like it fourth and
goal from the 31.
Yeah.
And then he just sits back there, two-man rush.
Which is wild.
And my man number four, he's like trying to push, who's at 17 out of the back of the
end zone, can't do it.
And then you just got to see this man catch the ball in the corner.
I mean, Milro, what a throw.
I can't believe they won that game.
It's crazy.
I do think Georgia, who you think wins that game?
I think Georgia beats him.
I think Georgia does too.
I think Georgia wins.
I think the most interesting game there is Oregon, Washington.
Yeah, if Oregon beats Washington, then you got, you know, you got two win-loss teams there.
If Florida State loses to Clemson, you know, Florida State is now a one-loss team.
Yeah, I think everybody's looking.
I think everybody is hoping for the opportunity for Florida State to lose.
Everybody wants to lose.
Yeah, because I just don't think they're actually one of the top four teams without their
You lose your quarterback, yeah.
But I do understand.
Like, I do get, like, they should have every right to be in the
Costco playoff as an undefeated Florida State team who just won the ACC
championship without their quarterback against Florida and, you know, the championship game.
Like, are those teams good?
Like, you know, they're average, but if you're Florida State, you would be pissed off
if you're not getting in the college football playoff after going undefeated.
If they go undefeated, they should have the op.
But I do hope they lose just because I don't think they're top four.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I don't think there's a...
Who do you think rounds out the college football playoff?
To you.
I think Georgia, Michigan, I think Oregon might be Washington.
Yeah, so Georgia, Michigan, Oregon, Florida State.
I think Florida State's going to beat Clemson
and it's going to piss a lot of people off,
but also, like, you can't take it undefeated team out.
Louisville.
Louisville. Mitch said they're playing Louisville.
Yeah.
shows how much we filed the ACC.
I like Georgia, Michigan, Oregon, and Texas.
That would be awesome.
That would be awesome.
Be a great mix of teams.
That's a good mix of teams.
Yeah, what I don't want is Alabama to beat Georgia
and Alabama squeak into that top four.
And if Alabama beats Georgia,
I think it becomes Michigan, Oregon,
Alabama, God, I hope it's Texas.
You don't think Georgia.
I know, I don't think so either,
because I think the SEC bias plays into it.
But in my opinion, this SEC championship
should be the extended playoff,
like should be an extended playoff again.
You win, you get in.
Like, I don't think you get kind of like a, you know,
you don't get like a rematch type of thing.
Having Texas in would be cool.
They're playing Oklahoma State?
Yeah, I'm hoping, yeah.
Texas, Oregon, Michigan,
and then whoever comes out of the SEC championship.
That's what I'm hoping for.
I think that's a lot.
I think that's a good mix.
One from Big 10, one from Big 12,
one from SEC, one from Pac-12,
and to me, all the best teams in those conferences.
last year that Pact 12 too so yeah
Oregon's tough
well I think Oregon
I think Oregon wins that game
and yeah both teams are one loss but the way
Washington's been winning these last couple weeks
with how close their games have been
and Oregon has just been blowing everybody out
there's no like Oregon would definitely get in
over Washington
yeah
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Shittiest moment.
Will's got one.
Of the weekend?
Yeah.
Shittiest moment of the weekend?
The holidays.
Um, shittiest moment, shittiest moment, shittiest moment.
Roo's in this little phase right here, right now at the moment,
rusing this little phase to where she wants to dictate what goes on your head.
And this morning, she was getting real pissed that I had this beanie on,
that I had my sock cap on, the emo sock cap.
And I had to challenge her to a fight.
I had to say, if you want to shot the title, you come get it off my head.
If you want it off, come get it off my head.
So the shitty part of that is like, you know, your toddler,
daughter, she's just in this little phase.
Like, they get in these weird phases. Like, at one point
she was, she'd get mad when mom would have
her hair up in a ponytail. It's like, you know, what are you
upset about? I had to take a video and show her, hey,
you got a ponytail. Mom's got a ponytail.
What's the deal? What's going on right now?
But yeah, she kind of stepped up and, you know,
Charles tries to explain it to her, and I'm just, I just go,
hey, you want a shot the title. We'll figure this out quick.
You come get this off my head. You want it all.
You come get this off my head. You want it all.
Put it down. You're not even quick enough.
You don't even got that.
Yeah. That was my shudiest small.
What was your...
Shitiest moment the weekend?
Dude, it was a good weekend.
Yeah.
I mean, we had Thanksgiving over at your house,
which you guys did an awesome job hosting.
Like, that was a great time.
That was a great vibe.
Great food.
Great atmosphere.
Great people.
Mitch was over there.
Um...
His roommate.
Fowl.
Yeah.
I, you know, obviously people know that Nebraska
loses is a shitty moment.
But Saturday was awesome.
Was a good time.
Had my dad in town all weekend.
Uh, we hung up Christmas lights,
decorations, got the tree up.
Um, you know,
yesterday morning when we went on the coffee
run. We went out of 12 South. We're walking around, you know, the real trees and just kind of
walking down the street and seeing like what Christmas shops, we went, we went to some holiday
market over in Germantown where they have some shops open. It was a good weekend, bro.
It had a really good weekend. What a time. Yeah. Good deal. Taking the shittiest moment and flip it
into a positive, true will confidence style, man. That's awesome. What a weekend for you. Yeah.
Do you have a shitty moment? This weekend. Yeah. Oh, my weekend was great.
zero negative.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
What it was?
I mean,
Thanksgiving was phenomenal,
good company,
good people.
Saw my grandparents
for the first time
in like seven years.
That was cool too.
My grandpa almost died,
actually.
He started choking
at one point and turned purple.
And he was choking so bad
that I looked at him
and I thought,
oh, fuck.
And I,
and I just sat there.
I didn't do it.
I did not do a damn thing.
Who else didn't do anything?
And then finally,
Brie Chandler didn't do anything?
Who else?
I, you?
Yeah, I was sitting right there.
Like, oh, you saw it?
Yeah, you came over.
We were dying laughing about it.
You're like, I didn't know what was going on until everybody was helping him.
Yeah, but that was like three hours later.
I'm like sitting on, I'm like sitting on checking out Twitter.
Like, next to his.
And my grandpa, he's not in great health right now.
Like he's in a wheelchair.
He's doing his thing.
You're talking about it at the dinner table.
The dinner table.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He starts choking.
And Gene, his wife, my grandmother goes, you all right?
And he goes, no.
And I'm like, oh.
fuck man
and I look over and he's literally
turning purple to the point where I'm like
I don't know how to do the heimlich
but I'm going to be the one to have to do it
and I'm like do I cause a scene yet like when is the time
to start the panic when do you start panic
and Breeze sitting there and Breezy like this
she's singing at the table my grandpa's right here
and she's like this
looking back and forth not making eye talking
to anybody else like kind of just seeing
because Breeze's like
she's not a nurse
but she's qualified
yeah she's something
in the medical field. She has a pamphlet or something.
And fucking, the old man
coughs it up, whatever it is. And he's like,
catching his breath. And he goes, food's delicious.
And he continues to eat, man. He just continued to do his thing.
I'm like, all right, grandpa, I see you, man.
Moving. But yeah, dude, he's rubbing that wheelchair right now.
And that's just, it's tough to see. Because it's like,
he talks about all the time whenever we're on the phone. He's like,
there's hate, I can't do anything.
Yeah. It's getting around.
He thought the couch was going to be a good decision.
Yeah, I help.
He had the wheelchair in between both couches.
Listen to how bad a person will is, dude.
Hang on, hang on, in my defense, I didn't know what was going on.
Yeah.
There's no way you didn't know.
There's no way you didn't know.
You thought I knew it was just living.
Bro, we're in my living room.
In my living room.
And like, the way where I live in a living room was set up was like an L shape and there's a TV.
And then behind the couches are like four chairs, like a little sitting area.
And I'm sitting in the back with like Kyle Phillips, your dad and somebody else.
And my grandpa gets out of his wheelchair and sits in the chair.
And everyone's kind of watching the ball games going on.
On the couch.
He sits on the couch, sorry.
He sits on the couch and he's sitting there and he's like,
apparently he tells us, I got to go to the bathroom.
So him and my grandmother are like trying to get him in the wheelchair.
And Mitch did you go up to help?
It knows his buddy.
And he's looking at him.
He looked at him.
He left and he's like, yo, he was heavy.
Like I was trying to start to fall over a little bit.
Dog, struggling.
So he's got his arms up trying to get over and he's just struggling,
struggling, struggling.
I'm looking like, I got to get over there.
But then I noticed Will sitting right next.
to the chair. He's right next to the chair, literally within arms length, within elbow length
of Will. And Will has gone from turning facing the TV, his shoulders are now turned away from
my grandfather looking at his phone. I swear to God, dude. I swear to God you were doing that shit.
And I look over and I'm like, oh man, so I walk over and I, you know, I grab him up under the armpits,
get the guy over there, you know. And he said, hey, thanks, tag. And they kind of just wheels off into
the distance. Show him the, I walked over. And Will and I said a big laugh of like,
You didn't do nothing.
Yo, that was so funny.
The moment you came over and I heard,
Grandpa, you need help.
And I look over and I see three people tag team in this thing.
I think to myself, I have my phone in my hand thinking,
yo, I look like such an asshole sitting here with just zero awareness of the situation.
Oh, my God.
Because at that point, it's like, oh, fuck, I'm being an asshole.
But then there's so many people helping.
There's no, like, you know, yeah, yeah, you need.
But when I heard you come over.
And then after he wheels off to go to the bathroom,
I'm thinking in my head was,
Why do you get out of the...
He should just stayed there.
Yeah, he should just stayed.
But literally, it's good you didn't get up
because it leaves you up for like, oh, you guys need help.
It's like, no, we got it will.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, for one of those.
And bro, it was, it was great to have them.
I was worried because I'm thinking,
how's he going to go to the bathroom?
If he struggled, they needed help to get on the couch like that.
Well, I was wheeling him to the back porch area
and I have that little dip that goes down.
And I don't get the tires over all the way.
And I kind of lean forward.
And you see him doing the, you almost lost him.
I'm like, y'all, I'm about to send this guy.
die down. So there was a couple of hairy moments at Thanksgiving, man, but
do my dad. No bad moments. Yeah, that's so funny. It reminds me
my dad one time, like he was taking my grandma to the, uh, to get her hair done to the hairdresser.
You know how that, you know, the old ladies, they like to do the whole, they like to get
the perm back in the day. You get the perm, you get the perm, you get that. Had that big
vacuum thing on top of their head. Yeah, my dad's like taking her to the hairdresser.
He doesn't take her that. You see how the way my dad, you know, navigate. Yeah, you see
the way he operates. So he's in charge of trying to get her into the car and get her to the
hairdresser. Well, in the front yard, there's like a dip, like you're explaining that goes into
like just a small little hill. But he's trying to get her like up into the car. But he thinks like he got
her up. She's got like one leg up there. She's trying to like force her way to get up like on the seat.
So he walks around to get in the front seat thinking everything's all good. He gets to the front seat.
And as he gets in the car, he just says, Bell! Grandma, she falls out. She falls out of the car.
and rolls
hits the sidewalk and like rolls down.
Oh,
when he told that story, I mean, we're fucking belly laughing.
Grandma, she lived an awesome life, but man, that was a...
That was a...
You mentioned the little bump and almost losing it.
It made me think of that story.
Oh, dude, that story reminded me
something else happened on Thanksgiving that was just for me.
I feel like I shouldn't tell the story because I feel bad.
I don't want to feel like I'm talking trash.
I'm not.
It was just a situation.
came up and it was funny.
But after I get my grandpa
down that little,
we get through the hairy little
he might fall forward.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get him to the gate by my pool
and there's a step and it's dark,
there's no lights on.
I'm like,
my grandma.
My grandma's like stepping backwards.
I'm like, hey, watch your step.
And she doesn't hear me.
And she like kind of leans back
and her foot falls off
and she does the same,
ooh, like a big scream
and is reaching.
And I'm like, I got the wheelchair here.
I can't like save her.
She catches herself.
She was totally fine.
but bro, the mobility is tough.
Yeah, it does.
Like telling the stories, there's a little bit of that,
oh, man, I sound blah, blah, blah.
But, man, everybody, every family's got their old,
their grandparents stories.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's more grandpa stories in my head.
I know.
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We're going to do Caleb Presley.
Number one, Barstool Survivor is out. We're recording this on Monday, so the first episode is not
officially out, so I'm not going to talk a whole lot about it. I just know I cannot wait to watch
that first episode because it is a wild elimination. It's a, it's a fun, one of the most fun games.
We get split up in the teams. I've never been familiar with Survivor. I've seen it on TV.
I know it's one of the most popular shows, like of all time, that people love to binge watch.
There's like 20-something seasons out there. But Barstil has their own version of Survivor where we're
locked in the office all week long. Cameras everywhere. Elimination.
games, people get eliminated.
There's a lot of, you feel
the rivalries that are very
real in the Barstall world, that I'm
sure will be unpacked week after week
when people do reaction shows or talk about it on Barstall
Radio. I don't know where that's all going to be,
but I know Barstall Survivor's
out and you should very much
take yourself over to YouTube, the Barstall
Sports YouTube channel. They're releasing
episodes Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday. Every week up until
December 13th, that is
when the finale where we all figure out
who the winner is. There's a final three, but everybody's, the rumors are amongst the Barstile OGs,
this will be the most viewed Barstall content of all time. And being there, I'm telling you,
I cannot wait to see the way they produce this thing because I think it's going to be a spectacle.
You guys don't even know who wins, right? You have to go back. Correct. Correct. Yeah, we don't know.
We know who the final three is, but we don't know who wins. But yeah, it's, I can't wait to watch it.
It's going to be sick.
Everything you told me, it's the, I'm most excited to watch this content from Barstool than any other content ever.
Yeah.
This is going to be awesome.
Like all of the OGs, the new, like you got Rico, Jerry, like you got, you know, Chicago guys, New York guys, the Boston guys, like, new and old combined.
And all the people who love to argue who just are competitive as fuck.
And Tommy Smokes, who's won absolutely every show known imaginable, all in this show.
it's it's fun it's gonna be fun and thomas smokes he was the number one scene going in yeah i mean
everybody like Tommy yeah Tommy's like that dude because he's like he loves all of the game shows like
he knows he's watched all the survivors he's won uh like bar stools like fear factor show which
one survive oh and not bar the outdoors one where they're outside
uh barc tour most dangerous game yeah barstool most dangerous game he won't
and the other Barstle Survivor, the first one they did.
He's won, I don't know, I think he's won like three or four shows with Barstle.
He's like the guy.
And who produced that?
Jeff D. Lowe?
No, he hosted it.
They have a full-on production team.
It's basically the crew who did the, man, I forget his name.
I hate that I'm not remembering his name.
I don't want to say it's Ryan, but it might be Ryan.
He did the Chevy shoot at Super Bowl.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like the production team, there's a full team.
I'm talking, there were cameras on us at all times.
crews running everywhere.
Like it was, yeah, he kind of produced the entire thing.
Shot the entire thing.
Jeff D. Lowe is just like the host.
And he crushed it.
Man, it's a lot of fun.
Did he come up with the concept?
Obviously, they're taking it from the show Survivor.
But he can't have a concept.
Yeah, he does a lot of the, like writing, like the games and how it's going to go.
Just a very talented.
Yeah, he loves that stuff.
He's very good at it.
Should we talk about this Caleb thing?
Talk about the twisted question and get into the Keel Presley episode.
Yeah.
So Caleb, obviously, he's a boy.
This whole friendship stuff.
started beast workouts between you and Caleb, right?
Beast workout.
He moved to Nashville.
He did a six-month stint in Nashville.
He's like testing out spots where we want to speak because he gets their like work remote.
Obviously, based on a Sunday conversation, his network.
He's very tight in with a lot of people.
But a stud nonetheless, Beast Club, me, you, Caleb and even Beast Jeff, who was sitting
in the back during this episode.
That's kind of like our crew when they come to Nashville.
But yeah, six-month friendship.
We talked about how we were going to get him on the bus.
before he leaves, that didn't happen.
We talked about how he's going,
we were going to get him on during April.
That didn't happen.
Get him on.
We've been trying to get this dude on forever for due to scheduling.
It just hasn't worked out.
But we finally got him on.
It's a fun episode.
Everybody, yeah,
we'll get to,
you know,
see the friendship unfold a little bit.
Yeah,
it's a fun time.
Because we get to talk about, too,
what was going,
making a lot of noise was the fake in the,
and the,
uh,
uh,
Caleb's death of Theo Vaughn.
Yeah.
I looked like a real bad,
bad guy.
That'll get cleared up.
That'll get cleared up in the next hour and a half.
glue guy.
Big time.
Actually, maybe not a glue guy.
He saw it this past weekend.
Kind of.
Kind of the glue guy that gets the, he brings the project together and then tries to destroy the project also after.
And it has fun watching it unfold.
Yeah.
He likes to break the toys apart, build them back together, just to destroy him again.
Yeah.
Like he got all, he got close and tied in with all of us.
And the next thing I know, he's prank calling us and making us call each other all weekend long.
God.
I had to text Mitch and be out.
Hey, did you call me.
He goes, no, I think Caleb did that thing again.
I think Caleb did that thing again.
Yeah.
He loves chaos.
Now Shane hates us because of Caleb.
Yeah.
Oh,
we got our Bros for Life group chat,
which we talk about in the episode.
But we tried bringing Shane back in because Shane left
because Caleb likes to go at Notre Dame every week.
And again, like Caleb jumped on him.
Shane's like, I'm done.
We're done.
I'm done.
It's hilarious.
Shane's hilarious.
And it's because Caleb comes on and goes,
Shane, I was trying to protect you.
Will and Taylor kept going at you during the podcast today.
in Notre Dame.
Because Caleb's bored on the drive home after our podcast.
Literally boredom is the reason why Caleb has become so destructive.
Yeah.
And he goes, he texts me and Taylor in a side chat from the Bros for Life group chat and says,
hey, I really need this guys.
I'm bored.
Please play into this with me.
I'm going to try and get Shane riled up.
So he's texting with, uh, he's texting with, uh, he's texting with Shane.
It's like, hey, Shane, we just did bust with the boys.
The boys were trying to come at you a lot, but I was defending your honor type of thing.
And I'm thinking, what a wild way to kind of just put us behind the eight ball.
Yeah.
So I tried like, yeah, I said something.
I don't even know what I said because I was trying not to,
Shane will like, he'll leave the chat.
You know how Shane is.
And, but I'm like, dude, Shane doesn't have leaving.
I'm sure it didn't go down the way Caleb hoped it would
to where Shane would banter go back and forth.
And now we're trying to piece back the Bros.
For Life group chat.
Yeah, Shane still, Shane has still gone radio silent on the voice.
Smart on his part.
Like, if I'm Shane, I'm leaving that chat too.
Like it's good to have a break.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's just trying to love us from an arm, from an arm's link.
Yeah, set a boundary, and then we'll figure it out as we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Because Shane's the boy. They're both the boys.
Because I literally was putting my kids down, and I came back an hour later to 30 texts in
Bro's for Life, and then 20 texts from Caleb essentially begging me and Will to keep responding
and saying, I need this, I need this.
I'm 0 for 40 right now.
I'm bored.
I'm bored in the car.
He's doing this whole contact list, trying to just...
Basically do what he did that night in the car at Notre Dame.
Stir everybody up.
Then he wanted to get JP.
And he wanted to get everybody.
He was like, hey, call me.
I want to talk to you about like pranking somebody.
The next day I know the next day I'm getting pranked.
He's making me and Mitch call each other.
Me and J.P.
call each other.
Me and Shane went back.
I thought I was playing phone tag with Shane four different times.
At 9 in the morning.
And then I just texted Chan.
I was like, hey, I tried you back.
Just FYI.
He didn't respond.
But then I come to learn that it's a, this prank call thing.
And I'm like, oh, I get a call from JP at 9.m.
And I'm like, hey, what's up?
It's like, nothing to drive him back.
what are you doing? Like, I'm just hanging out, dude, what's up? What do you need? You called me.
And I literally was like, I started going through like, did I accidentally call him?
Hang up on him eventually. And then two minutes later, I get a call from Shane.
Answer, I just started laughing. Like, what? And that he hangs up.
I didn't even hear his voice. I'm saying hello.
Yeah. Yo, hello? All right. Can't hear him. So I just go, hey, Shane, I try calling you back.
I don't know what the, I don't know what's happening. Can they come to find out,
Caleb, you guys are really going to enjoy this podcast. So shout out, Caleb. You are really going to
enjoy this podcast. Let's get into the twisted question of the week. Twisted question.
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What's the twisted question of the week?
I think I might have a good one this time.
Well, famous last words.
I know.
Which of these memories would you rather have wiped from your mind?
Every TV and movie you've ever seen, every video game you've ever played,
every song you've ever listened to, all of your sexual experiences, or every book you've ever
read. Which one of those would you rather have your memory wiped out?
All right. It wouldn't be a twisted question if I didn't ask some questions.
If I'm wiping my sexual memory, the person I had sexual relations with also wiping
their memory, or they still remember? I'm assuming they probably still remember.
Unfortunately. I know my answer. Unfortunately, they have to remember the couple minutes.
Yeah. We're lucky. A couple minutes. The grunt. Good for you. You know what I mean. Heavy breathing in the ear.
You know what I make. By a couple minutes, I'm at 22 seconds.
What are you doing?
I'm wiping away all my sexual memory.
Every time I'm losing my virginity.
Same.
Think about it.
Yeah.
But also think about it.
You are rocked up every time.
Yeah, but think about this.
You get ED?
Not rocked up every time?
I'm just saying like, you know the times where you got to like, you kind of got to get
yourself in the month.
Like, think about when you were a virgin.
Yeah, and that's the only goal.
one,
yeah,
this happened one.
You're like,
you're like shaking.
Right.
All these things happening in your body is like,
what,
what is going on?
I'm learning about my body.
Yeah,
there's only a few times in your life.
Well,
you've had a good conversation
about that before,
but you get to feel that
because you don't have any memory
of like,
of having sex or like having any type of sexual intercourse.
I'm with you.
I think that's awesome.
That was easy.
Okay.
To play devil's advocate,
like every TV and movie you've ever seen,
you know,
you get to rewatch it again for the first time.
Every song you've ever listening.
listen to you, you get to re-listen to it for the first time.
Every video game, Red Dead Redemption, too.
You get to play it all over again.
The many of you said video game, I can't take away my experience I had.
Where I was ACL surgery playing that game in seven days.
I would never have that taken from my memory.
I'll keep that forever.
That's the universe working.
Yeah.
It couldn't have gone any better.
My love for Arthur Morgan wouldn't be the same if it happened in a different way.
The movies thing, our lives revolve so much around quotes.
Remember this movie?
Remember that?
Hey, what about that movie?
To go rewatch all of those things would be crazy.
And honestly, a lot I'm thinking of, too,
is, like, wiping the movies and stuff that I saw in high school
because the Will Ferrells, the Vince Vaughn's,
like, that was the majority of my playbook verbally.
So if I didn't have that, I don't know who I am.
Nothing.
You're nobody.
I guess I could do reading books.
Like, you're just wiping away Dr. Seuss books in my head.
My bag's not very deep.
Now, your bag.
All of those.
self-like motivation.
I know.
I was more of like,
that was a joke that just didn't.
That's all right.
Gotta keep firing.
Gotta keep firing.
I don't read a lot.
I just read a couple like,
on the hat.
I'm a stupid football player.
I don't read.
Oh,
Will reads.
But yeah,
that was an easy one.
Don't you think so, Jack?
Let Jack answer.
With the music and movies,
like with pop culture,
there's so much conversation
that revolves around that stuff
that if you're a blank slate,
You might as well just leave the room, right?
Yeah.
So, and yeah, I'd love to forget some things.
So I'm going to go with sexual experiences before.
I do think Mitch at a point, though, it only happens one time.
So, like, you're only a virgin again one time in your mind.
It's not like every single time, but I'm still on the same team as you all.
But if it's erased from your memory, you don't have the buildup to when you're about to slide is like,
oh my God, this is, I've never experienced this.
Yes.
You just lose your virginity again.
Yeah.
And then you start collecting memories again.
That's okay.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Yeah, I'm all about that.
And then with, like, with Charo...
You also become an experience, though, again.
Watch yourself now.
But with Charo, when I first meet her,
now it's like I get to claim virginity
because I don't have any memory of any sexual encounter.
Right.
You know what I mean?
But that goes back into my first question.
Everybody else remembers your sexual
encounters with all the other girls.
So now, I lost my virginity to trial and there's like, I don't know, say a baker's dozen.
Say it bickers dozen out there going, uh, no.
You don't remember this one other girl out there.
This picture.
You know, there's that one other girl.
But think about the, hey, but think about your passion and the hill you're dying on trying
to say, no, I haven't.
Yeah.
Like, what are you guys talking about?
Yes, this sounds like a well put together story and goodos to you guys.
But.
Here's another negative.
Now you and Charles have been together for so long.
You know the ins and outs of that machine.
You know what buttons to push, when to push them, how to do things.
You're going to have to relearn all that.
And I have to do it every time.
What do you mean?
I have to relearn it every time it happens.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, just once.
But repetition, repetition, repetition.
What do you mean?
You get your brainwiped one time.
And then now all the sexual encounters you have you remember.
Yeah, that's what Jack was saying.
It's not like you every time you have sex, then you forget about it.
Oh.
It's a blank slate right now.
It would be right now.
Yes.
Ah.
I'd still do that.
Because think about it.
Yeah.
No, I'm with you.
I'm still with you.
It's relearn.
Retool.
But trying to save Mitch's bad question, I'm saying,
here's some devil advocate things.
Yeah.
Right?
Because now, you and Charles go to lay down.
And you're like,
ha.
Done.
She's like, baby, you didn't do the thing.
Yeah.
What thing?
You don't think I like.
And now you've got to relearn that.
Then she's got to tell you what.
to do and that takes the sexy out of it. Right. But at that point you get to talk about I don't know
what I'm doing anymore because my brain got wiped like coach me up. Show me how to use this.
Yeah. Yeah. No. The thing that you hate that I did or used to do that I tried like getting myself
out of the whole of that's no longer there. Right. You get to just coach me up from the from the jump.
All the weird kinks and the weird things that you wanted to try that I want to try that you didn't
want to do. Now we don't have to try those things. Yeah. Big wins. Yeah.
I thought that question was going to go completely different.
Was there, before we go to the Caleb Pressy podcast,
is there one to say because I do love these questions?
On Twitter?
No, most of them honestly suck.
You guys need better questions.
But there was one that's a pretty obvious one.
I got to find it so I can give credit to this guy.
But it's what would element would you control?
Water, wind, fire, earth.
That's fun.
What element of the earth would you want to control?
not like your average.
Should we save it?
We can save that.
Save it.
We'll save that one.
All right.
And I'll give the guy
that correct shout out next week.
Can't find it.
Great question, Mitch.
So much harder.
Jack, this said, no problem.
Enjoy.
Max a million,
My 52.
That is his handle.
Thank you, Max Kaiser for doing Mitch's job.
None of us know responsibility.
Nobody wants it.
Nobody wants it.
Having a full six days
to think about it is hard.
Yeah.
A whole week for one question.
Right?
Like, yeah, having an entire week.
How many times did you post about Black Friday?
Once.
I think I did once in a retweet.
It was a Friday.
JP's getting them out of the hole now because they did this $40.
They did this $40 thing, which I think is.
Yeah.
JP said I have to send somebody a video of me eating today.
That's funny.
You have to start your own.
You're lucky.
What they call that?
A what?
Buckbang.
It's a real thing.
It's when people like eat like gross amounts of
food on camera and with like really high
intense audio. Just like you get
like $40 of McDonald's and you
just fucking gorge yourself and
it's called a muck bang. Which sounds
extremely sexual but
fetish. Yeah it's
there's a whole world on the internet of muckbangs
that you don't even like dog
muckbangs and fucking
I just know the internet dog
I'm out there. Out of boy jack.
He's out there bro. No jack dude. No days off.
He's game with his dad yesterday. No games off.
no taste off.
I don't know what y'all's thinking about
going to the Titans game
with my dad and brother.
No, I just do which one?
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Insane.
Caleb Presley.
We're here.
We finally got the whale.
That's mean, dude.
You are,
I mean,
you've been tough.
I know,
we ate so many burritos.
You're fucking fat ass.
Why do you think
it's been so difficult
to come on the show?
show. Why did it? He tried to go back to NFL. We were eating burritos every day. We'd go to boost.
We would talk and I wasn't saying I was helping. I was probably the one that was, don't look
me like that. I was probably not helping because I was just trying to talk and hang out. We would sit in
the sauna and then go eat two burritos every single morning. Right. For six months.
Calgary intake doesn't balance out that way. And you call me the whales as soon as I get on here.
The white whale? The white whale. I'm just saying like, obviously white. Yeah, we're so, I mean,
Caleb lived here in Nashville for what, six months? Uh, yeah, six months. And we, and we
would obviously go to boost every day. And yeah, your boy, I was trying to get savvy,
get back in the NFL. Like I was, the workouts were starting at eight, and we were hitting
it off. And he's like, you know, could we come in a little later? Like, I like my, my creativity
for Sunday conversation flows in the morning. I like to get up. I'm in my zen. He's like,
I like to work out a little bit later. So we pushed it to nine, nine became 10. Then we're just
going in. He would get sick or something. He'd back, I just kind of got to get back in it. So we
just, I went to the hospital and you told everyone I died. That we, yeah, who was. Hey, who
He had a ventilator for six days and he told everybody I die.
Okay, explain.
Hold on.
Explain why you were on the ventilator.
This is a nuts conversation.
Like that,
that was a nuts.
Yeah,
it was crazy.
It really was crazy.
And it wasn't six days.
It was like,
I think it was like four or five days.
But I just got a random sickness.
Like a random throat sickness.
Wait,
ears, mouth and throat.
What's it called with kids?
Hands,
feet and throat?
Yeah.
Because you can't.
I got that.
You can't burp or throw up or anything, right?
No.
Then like when you came out of the womb,
you're like,
oh, the doctor told you're,
mom, you had a weak card.
This might be a, it's a miracle.
I'm a little miracle.
I'm a little miracle.
You can't be a burp or throw up?
He's got something where it got inflamed and he couldn't.
I got a hernia from, I think it's from playing football and doing like heavy squats
where most people get hernias like sports hernius down here.
I don't have to do it too far.
But my hernia with my stomach pop through my diaphragm.
What?
So my stomach popped through my diaphragm.
So I had like a part of my stomach up here.
They put it back down, fixed it.
But for the rest of my life, you can never throw up again.
Have you thrown up?
Not once.
Had there been close encounters?
You're like, oh, I might actually throw up here.
I need to reevaluate what's going on?
With what?
My stomach?
Yeah.
Like, if you're about to throw up,
but you feel like that feeling that the salvi in the mouth gets a little intense
and you think I might throw up.
It's terrible.
Well, actually, it hurts like, it hurts to throw up really bad.
Yeah.
Let's go back to this whole fake death thing because that got so.
Blowing out of proportion.
Yes, bro.
Yeah.
it's like because when theo we were doing the whole thing going back and forward with theo i wish he was
on the pot i know he's wanted to come on like when you were in town um but theo is out there like
you know will he he faked the death of my friend and stuff like that and i just seemed like such a bad
guy but we were you know we were uh giving theo crap because he was going to the ls u game which
i was supposed to go to that i was supposed to go to lsu and like help i think promote the uh sports book
at the time for that weekend and i came once i call wind like because
he wasn't showing up in the mornings. I'm like, hey, man, like, is everything all right?
Like, where you been at? He's like, bro, I've been in the hospital. Like, it's a long-sler.
Because he was on a ventilator. Like, he was under. Right. How many?
I really can't remember. I think it was like four or five days. I was under. Like, on a vina, like, intubated.
Yeah. And then when he's awake, he's obviously loopy and everything else. But his mom ends up chiming me in on him being in the hospital.
So I'm thinking, like, I need to go see the boy. Because we were. We were literally, we eat burritos every day.
Like, we're chopping it up. We're like, you know, talking about different stuff. I'm always curious.
how he makes Sunday conversation, which we'll get into as well.
But it's like, yo, Caleb's like in the hospital.
So I go to the hospital, you know, try to do the whole friend thing.
And he's talking about this voice message he got from Theo.
And which I think they talked about on Theo's podcast where he's like,
what was this voice message?
Like, dude, don't go out like that.
Don't be a bitch.
Don't let him, don't let him put you on a ventilator.
I can't even remember, to be honest with you.
But he was like, something about, he said, oh, this is what happened.
I was under.
So like, I'm getting texts.
people are finding out while I'm under that I'm sick.
And so people text to my phone.
So my mom's going through all my messages and she knows I'm good friends with Theo.
And he sent a voice message.
And it's hilarious.
So she was showing me pictures of like my best friends, kids.
Like things that make me happy because I'm like kind of like there.
I don't remember it.
But like I was like enough where they were just trying to like show me.
Like Caleb's like laughing and almost you're like, hey, let's stop being funny.
But she was like heard.
He plays this voice message from Theo.
And she's thinking that he's going to be like, hey man, heard your
sick, it's going to, like, make me happy.
And he's like, I can't remember exactly what he says.
He's like, bro, quit being a pussy.
Either take the trache or pull the plug, fake a decision.
Like, rip that ventilator and walk out of the hospital.
And your mom's was into this while basically holding up to your...
Well, that's what it was.
So you remind me.
So that's what it was.
So when you have the ventilator in, I guess it's like a thing where you can't,
they strap you down because you can't pull it out of your mouth because you
natural reaction to pull it out of your mouth.
So they sedate you to the point where you won't pull it out of your mouth because
it's your natural reaction.
So he was like, pull this shit out of your mouth, be a man, walk out of that.
And my mom was playing it for the doctors or everything.
And that's, all right, now you go.
Yeah.
And so Caleb and I, we're sitting there, like, we're laughing.
Like, you're trying to have, like, a good, like, the boy was down.
And so we're kind of laughing about the, and we're legitimately like belly laughing about it.
And I had the idea.
We were talking about it.
I was like, yo, we should tell Theo, since he sent that voice message, go back and say, hey, Caleb, he ripped it out.
He ripped the ventilator out.
He ripped the cord out.
like he passed away.
Will did.
He's like, he did it.
Like, he listened to your voice message
and he did it.
He's dead.
Oh, shit.
And I tried sending him
right when I sent the message
that he's gone.
Yeah.
Right when I sent the message
that he's gone,
I was trying to send the photo
of him thumbsed up
in the hospital bed,
but he was in the air
so he didn't get the,
he didn't see the joke.
Layed there and suffocated
is the last text.
Yeah, I say,
yeah, here's the text right here.
Bro, did you hear about Caleb?
Have you talked to anyone today?
He passed away.
You're lying.
bro, bro, are you fucking with me?
I said, I'm absolutely gutted.
Apparently some guy told him to rip a tube out of the ventilator
and nobody could get back to him in time.
He's like, what?
I said, yeah, lay there, late there.
You were on one for this.
Yeah, laid there.
Suffocated.
And Theo's getting on a flight.
Theo's saying he's sitting in first class
and he's talking about it.
He's like, man, I'm crying.
I'm crying on the flight.
But I'm thinking, like, he put it together.
He's the one who set the voice race
because I'm like some guy told him to rip the ventilator out.
He did, and we have to piece it together.
he's like, yo, what an asshole.
We're going back and forth, kind of having fun.
But it got blown up to where, you know, we'll fake this death of his friend.
But we were trying to be funny with it because we're like laughing at the time.
But, you know, that's how it all went down.
That is insane.
You're out four or five days.
It was insane.
It was just a random infection.
It was the time like it was like last year.
So there's still a thing about COVID.
So I went in there.
They test me for COVID.
I didn't have it.
They're like, we don't know what else it could be.
Everyone else is going to ask COVID.
But they had to put you under.
said, hey, we're going to put you under.
They told me that I could get a trait.
That could wait a couple hours and see if it got better.
But if it doesn't get better, I'm going to get a trache, which is the thing with the...
Yeah, they cut your throat open and stuff it down.
I was like, let's just do the other option.
Yeah, let's do the other one.
Yeah, no, but that was wild because he obviously travels a lot for Sunday conversation.
So, like, when we're kind of planning out, our days and everything else, we're kind of like trying to coordinate, you know, when he's going to be in town, when we can do this.
Because when he's out of town, I'm like, okay, I can go in and, like, work out and actually try and, and, you know, get back.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, it was nuts.
When I started joining that crew,
it was your process was wild.
I would watch you come in and stretch for a little bit.
And then you walk over and say something
while still kind of body stretching
and walk away for an hour.
And you were you at?
He's like, oh, I'm in the sauna.
Well, you were trying to work out so hard.
Bro, and we had a good thing going on.
We had a good thing going and you came in,
act like you own the gym trying to bench press.
Oh, don't do that, bro.
Literally, I remember like
The first time you picked up a bit, you picked up like a 70 pound weight
and we had not done that.
We were still working out.
We were actually working out, but we were just doing light weight.
Lights up.
We're trying to get our backs right too.
Like knees over toes type of.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Caleb's like, you know what?
My back's kind of fucked up too.
And so I'm doing, you know how I was doing those exercises where, you know,
I'm doing those things like to activate.
And he's like, I'm going to do this stuff with you too.
And it did get to where we'd do that.
We'd hit the assault bike for conditioning and go sit in the sauna.
Yeah.
And then as the Falcons called and I was trying to get back in
when the whole stretching on the thing, he's like, hey, I get it.
Like, you got to go a little bit harder now, but that shit was so funny.
I'm not kidding.
We worked out every day for six months, and in that time, I gained 25 pounds of fat.
But are you seeing the receipts of what's happening here?
You just got the sauna and then ate two burritos every single day.
And then he'd go do Sunday conversation.
And then come back and be like, hey, I'm kind of, you know, I need to recover.
I need to get back into it.
Right.
And then you get to where he had to leave again.
Then he'd come back and be like, hey, I got to kind of get back in.
type of the guy that says, like, has a tough weekend and goes, I have to listen to my body here.
Yes.
Yes.
One time he sent the text like, hey, I'm going to come in a little later.
My body's not.
It's a little off-guilt.
I got to listen to this.
You know, when you're a fine tool machine like me, I got to figure it all out.
Yeah, that's so true.
I am that guy.
That's me.
Dude, and from there, like, you know, Shane Gillis, we got the rock of crew going out to Notre Dame like that time.
That was one of the most fun weekends ever.
Dude, I just listened to, I know you guys are trying to tee up the story.
but I just listened to The Rock on Joe Rogan's podcast.
And Joe Rogan and The Rock are talking about how they're working out with Shane and a couple other guys.
And Joe and The Rock are talking about Shane.
Like he's, he played college football.
Like, he's definitely been in a weight room probably for 18 years of his life.
And they're like, we're just trying to teach him how to like pick up the weights and like not overdo it and not like they're trying to teach him about what it means to live weights.
Like dude, he played college football.
Yeah.
Bro, Joe's talking about him like he's their coach like of their father.
like, you know, I'm trying to get him back into it.
He's talking about like he's...
Yeah, pushups, air squats.
And he goes, today was a little hard for him.
We hit the heavy bag, like, you know, they were a little in over there.
Yeah.
And I was laughing.
I ended up hitting up Shane.
I was like, man, they were really talking, making him sound like he can't do anything.
Yeah.
Like anything physical at all.
It made it sound like he was, this first time he'd ever been in a way room.
He played college football.
So he probably went when he was like six years old, all he cared about was football for probably like 10 years straight.
Especially Pennsylvania boy.
Yeah.
Anyways.
dude he said joe he said joe gets after too like he's like we'll be on the heavy bag and he'll you
go throwing kicks and you've seen the videos of joe throwing yeah i mean he's a he's a he's a trained
but that's also like textbooks something that Shane would say if i can be like this is lame like yeah yeah
yeah yeah's feeling good about it he like and he enjoys it because i did like whenever i was talking
to him i was ready for him like if he heard that like that's the part where it's like you know
would make fun of working hard and everything else but no he's like he says he feels really good
doing all this stuff with joe he says every time they come back
they have their little squad,
but I was thinking the same thing,
like when they were talking about.
I'm like, man, they're just, like, kind of patting them on the head.
Like, you know, I'm trying to get them.
We're starting with lunges.
We're learning how the body moves.
I'm going to have them start sweeping first
just so they can feel the body mechanics.
Sleeping?
Yeah, like when you're a little kid, like there's...
Yeah.
My favorite part, though, about Joe,
like, you know how...
I'm assuming you guys listen to Rogan a lot.
Oh, yeah.
Like, you know, he tells the same stories over and over,
but his new guests, and he actually does a good job
because he, like, makes it seem fresh,
but he always has like the same story she'll tell.
But his new story he tells is like,
I was gambling with Dana White,
Will Compton and Taylor One.
Or Taylor,
I don't know how he says your name.
It's not how you post it.
Yeah, yeah, Taylor Lewin.
And he's told it to like,
he told the thing he told us to the Rock.
It tells us like every guest now.
He's like, I was with Taylor Lewin,
Will Compton, and we were gambling.
Like, you guys are his best friends.
That was a wild experience.
That was a top five experience.
Yeah.
The whole thing, Shane's show and all that.
Yeah, we just, we shut us out.
We just had Dan on too and we were talking about.
Will was roasting you this morning.
he was like, dude,
well,
and Taylor won't stop talking about gambling.
We're trying to do our podcast.
I was like,
which one?
He's like,
uh,
the NFL pick show.
Wait,
what?
I was like,
so you don't,
he's working through this right now.
That's so bad for Taylor to stop talking about gambling
so you guys can do the NFL pick show.
That doesn't even make sense.
I know.
That's why I thought was funny.
Hey,
stop talking about gambling.
Eagles minus six and a half.
I was like,
He's like, hey, so what was the whole
Dana coming back?
The whole movie thing.
I was like, Taylor won back.
The five, I go, Taylor is,
might be the luckiest man in the world.
He's probably gambled in Vegas eight times.
He's one big seven of those eight.
Yeah, that was a wild experience.
I told that story.
The podcast came out last week.
It was, it was wild.
Steve will do it.
You know, Steve will do it?
No.
He's a part of the Nuff Boys or whatever.
What's that?
He's a YouTube channel.
You're on Sunday conversation right now.
No, I know the story.
They, uh, you told you.
We've literally already told you. We talked on the phone and you told it to me.
Oh, shit, you're right.
Yeah, yeah, you're right. Absolutely.
Yeah, so that happened.
I'm doing a bad guy.
I know you're teeing things up for them to make sense in context.
But this is why we had you on.
This is why we had you on.
This is beautiful.
This is perfect.
This shows, like, the friendship that's came about within the last year.
And we tried getting you on.
We've tried getting you on.
You're like, oh, come to a, I'll be back in April.
Like, I'm going to come back all the time.
Never come back.
You're like, oh, I'll come back in April.
I'll come to your daughter's birthday.
that fell through.
We try to plan all these different times to come back.
Now we're finally,
we finally get the boy on the podcast.
Yeah.
That's true.
What do we talk about next?
Oh, hey, I got one.
Hey, any more of Notre Dame?
Yes.
Yes, because I think the video that he said
actually started to go viral on TikTok,
we need to get that back out in the way.
Yeah, permission.
I mean, it's already out, but.
Permission granted.
Yeah.
What happened with that video was Shane,
I didn't see the video.
I remember being there,
but I didn't see what the video was.
And I was roasting him.
over Notre Dame sucking, and then he was like, I'm putting the video out.
So I thought he was doing like a retribution or like an attack on me because I was attacking him.
So it's like, the video must be really bad.
So I was like, do not put it out.
Because I was out of game so I couldn't watch it.
Right.
You were, you chose to become the enemy that weekend for whatever reason.
And in our group chat, you still every week just randomly.
Caleb is the king of getting it going.
Yes.
You know, once you get in a blender with Caleb, you can't really get out of it because he's a magician.
once you're down in the blender.
And he's like, he's like Shane's kryptonite.
So he'll just send a text like, hey, Notre Dame, huh?
And Shane just snowballs.
But that night when we're in the...
Which he gets actually mad.
Like, it really...
Legitimately mad.
He loves it.
He loves Notre Dame.
Yeah.
It's because he went to...
No.
His dad went to...
No.
No.
Why is he a fan of Notre Dame, huh?
Hey, hey, remember we were talking to...
We were talking to his dad, Phil.
Shut off, Phil.
But we were trying to talk him into...
If Peyton Manning went to come coach the Notre Dame Irish tomorrow,
would you take him over Marcus Frum?
And he's like, no, no.
Kiel and I were trying to explain, like,
why Peyton Manning would be a much better option than Marcus Freeman.
We're not shitting on Marcus Frum,
but we're trying to, like, get him riled up about Notre Dame.
I was doing it to his dad.
I basically was drinking on her skin.
Yeah.
And that night, when we're driving back after the Notre Dame,
Ohio State game, we're all in the car, like, it's late.
You know, we've been having a fun weekend.
We had this Airbnb.
We're playing basketball.
We're doing all the fun stuff.
we're heading back and Notre Dame loses.
So Shane is legitimately upset.
Not just loses, but loses in the way they lost.
10 guys in the field on defense, last play of the game.
And they were going to store in the field.
I was walking back onto the field and there's security on the thing going,
kids are going to storm the field.
They're going to storm the field.
And Miles State goes down and wins the game.
Shane was down bad.
And Caleb were driving back and Caleb's like,
man, this is a boring right back.
I need to get this thing going.
Yeah.
So he starts chiming in trying to like get everyone,
gets any individual stirred up.
Shane and I go out because the Taco Bell drive-thru was long as shit,
so we had to go to the restroom.
So we end up going out, going outside, going to the bathroom.
We come back.
Caleb moves from the backseat to the front seat where Shane was.
It takes shotgun.
And it was like a peak.
It was a peak good bro high school argument.
Shane's like pissed that Caleb's in the front seat.
He's like, why are you got to do this, man?
And Kel's just sitting there like, yeah, I'm not moving.
I'm not fucking moving.
And Shane's like, this is where you want to die?
You want to die tonight and Taco Bell drive-thru?
With a PT Cruiser in the back?
You end up getting your phone out and recording it.
Oh, damn, it is up.
What is up?
Yeah, you're right.
Like, Cole Shane did not put it up, and then he put it up for like one minute,
and then it somehow went on TikTok.
Shane Gillis fights for the front seat.
Who posted this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
And Caleb gets back in the back seat.
He's like, I don't know why I got out of the front seat.
And I'm like it.
You guys were low energy.
I was just trying to get you guys going.
It was a long weekend.
We were up until like four in the morning, it felt like.
Oh, well.
We were fighting through it.
Yeah.
And there's a night game.
South End.
stinks.
It's a tough area.
Shall I read my review?
Yeah.
Read your review on South Bend.
You got, yeah, bro.
I wish you were.
You got to do more of that stuff.
What?
Funny.
Like funny stuff.
You got to do,
you got to start trying to do some more being funny,
dude,
because.
I mean,
like,
the way,
yeah,
we'll get into it.
You got to,
you have to read your review on,
on Notre Dame
because,
in my opinion,
he should have published it.
What's our group talk called?
Peace.
No.
Oh, wait, bros for real.
Bros for real.
We were the most basic guys of all the time.
We have two different group chester, beasts and bros.
We, yeah, we're not doing well.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, so this is the context of this, though.
So I've been going to Notre Dame for a long time.
My best friend from high school played at Notre Dame.
So I went on his recruiting trip with him.
I went to watch him play there.
I've been going to Notre Dame for a long time and always have rooted for them.
Even when we were there, we were rooting for Notre Dame.
And even since then, I've been betting on Notre Dame.
I've been betting on Notre Dame to support Shane.
Right.
And still, they just let me down every which way you can let someone down.
They let you down.
And when they lost that night, it's like, you know, you're similar, I guess, with me in Nebraska.
Maybe I'm not as bad as Shane.
But Shane was in such a bad way.
And when you don't have a dog in the fight, but you're riding with your boy,
the minute they do go down, it's like anytime I jab a little bit with like JP,
it's like when you're rocking with them and then they lose.
you have kind of like a...
Told you.
Hey, what's the deal, man?
You're fucking losing us money.
And you're also like,
remember, we don't really care about this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought we were doing it like a little bit together.
Though, Shane really cares.
All right, here's my thing.
South Bend, Notre Dame review.
Can I blow my nose with that?
Yeah.
I got a cold and then I just,
after seven days, I was like,
my cold's over.
I'm going back to live my life.
And the cold just has not stopped.
That time of year, man.
It's crazy.
But seven days is like a normal amount of time
to get over a cold.
Yeah, it should be like,
I think I have a really bad immune system.
Yeah, your stomach's and your sternum.
You should have got up and went beast mode with us, bro.
Yeah, I've fallen apart on that too, though.
Grab him what?
Put this part.
Put this part, cut this part.
No, no, keep this part.
Do it in the mic.
No, no, just seriously cut it.
I've been sick as a dog for a long time.
I just, just like.
Wipe your chin too?
You're wiping down there.
I'm down bad.
Is that time of the year?
All right.
Here's my thing.
Notre Dame review from Caleb Presley.
Academics, 8 of 10.
Religion, yes.
Crime, lots.
Women, crime.
Vibe, non-racist whites.
Fans, 10 of 10.
Football, goes without being said.
Okay, I'll say it, bad.
Airport, 3 of 10.
Food, cordita crunch.
Seafood, they should stop.
serving it. X-Factor, Lou Holtz is the man. True. True. General thoughts. Notre Dame is,
I can't remember if this is explicit, so I think it's bad. General thoughts, Notre Dame is
undeniably a one-of-one. Whether you love it or hate it, everyone knows in their heart is a magical
place. If you love nostalgia, if you love thinking about the past, if you love telling the same
stories over and over, if you have bad breath, this place is for you. Personally, I want to hate it,
but I have to push my relatively small ego to the side and give credit where credits do.
Notre Dame is the definition of unique.
At first, I thought maybe it's the rich tradition.
Maybe it's the history.
Maybe it's the closet of gays who work in the basilica.
Maybe it's Newk-Rockney.
But after visiting twice over the span of four weeks, I realized something.
The truth finally hit me.
The reason why Notre Dame is special as simple.
The people who run it?
No, not the big wig insurance millionaires,
but the real people who actually run it on a data.
day-to-day basis doing local service and campus security have never left town.
Their entire lives, they've been confined to this one small subsection of America.
Descendants of great drinking Irish heroes, they're the only members of their entire bloodline,
born to be alcoholics that have never even drank in the morning.
They have no purpose.
They have no ability to reach their destiny.
So instead of doing what they were meant by God to do and cripple themselves with
substance addiction.
They soberly drive golf carts
around the shittiest town in Indiana
tell old stories, old lies,
and tell me to stop vaping.
Overall score 61 of 100.
Shane will love that.
I have Wi-Fi. My flight is what happened.
That's why I wrote that. That right there.
That would, the South Bend is a scary place.
It just seems like everything
you just said with all the people just never leave.
Ever, we were, we did like, we went to linebacker
for a meet and greet. And there was a guy
in this rundown limous.
that like walked us into the limousine and we started betting on the little a kid's game where the
thing spins around and cow goes moo turkey goes gobble gobble and we just sat there and there's like
things hanging in the air it's just it's a wild world yeah it's a wild world we live yeah i mean i don't
like it so i think it sucks it feels a lot like uh i mean yeah it's like a small town
like a small town you never leave yeah but some homie nostalgia vibes to myself uh yeah what would
mean like just i went to catholic school you want to go to netherdame i did want to go to netherdame yeah i mean
my favorite away game we ever played in college at netherdame like the in the stadium is awesome
did you get offered by nutter dame no if you got offered by netherdame would you have gone
yeah all right caliph slung the rock in north carolina yeah i know by the way we have a guest
back here uh big beast jeff shoddy he had a pick six in nardam yeah all american linebacker
from uh the university in north carolina this bus just breeds white linebacker
Yeah.
You got anything you want to say, Beast?
Yo, plug your show.
Say you got a show going.
What's it called?
Blue collar.
Calling the shots.
Shout up Vip.
Now it's Vipin shot now, but.
About UNC football only.
Yeah, I mean, it's good to talk about lately.
You guys lose in the Virginia.
Like, that's you guys.
Georgia Tech.
Like Nebraska's, well, Michigan's doing good.
Yeah, Michigan's doing great.
Michigan's doing great.
And Nebraska can make a bowl game
If they win this week
Really?
Yeah, they play Iowa
Yeah, we're trying to go bowl eligible
You know that, we keep up every week
I know you try to ride with us
I do.
I bet so that's the thing
You guys think I don't want to see you succeed
I always ride with you every bet
I'm always rooting for your teams
Michigan I haven't really bet you guys
But I root for you guys
Yeah, it feels like Michigan's the odd man out in this group
We usually ride in Notre Dame
We ride in Nebraska
I don't think we ride in North Carolina though
Well the Michigan spreads are like
like a minus like 45.
It's a hard bet.
Yeah.
And you don't even bet them.
So like I don't feel bad about it.
I do bet them.
No,
you don't.
I bet Michigan State.
I bet Michigan State over 35 and the over and it hit.
But that's probably the only time the whole season you did it.
And let's be honest here because we're friends.
I bet Penn State.
But that was not when they were playing Michigan.
That was just another game.
Let's be honest.
No, I bet Michigan versus Penn State.
Will told me.
Will told me.
He's like he doesn't even bet his teams.
Yeah, but you know, he just likes chaos.
Yeah, I enjoy some good chaos.
I enjoy some good chaos.
I'm thinking Caleb's good.
continue to put words in my mouth
with shitting on, on
Michigan. This is like my version of what do people say,
what do you say when people say? I just like,
Will said that
Yeah, just a, just a loop every single one.
I want to get into Sunday conversation.
Okay. You do a lot of them. What has been
one of your wildest stories
with all the different characters that you've had on?
Like Kodak Black. You've had on,
that's a Kodak Black.
Talk about Kodak Black.
We just have him.
So we,
the interview's at three.
we're in Pompano where he's from
and he showed up
rapper time is a
it's a thing like I have jelly roll today
I'm assuming he's gonna be late
yeah it's rapor time
he's probably he's probably
still sleeping right now
but so rapatat his thing so he shows up
probably 345
and like all good
and then we were in this
warehouse he was shooting some other photos
or something for an album
and then we shot the interview around
1215 at night
really
What are you and Glennie doing?
What you guys are just waiting?
We just sat there.
I tried to talk to Robbie Anderson and he was just there.
And I was like, man, we're all sitting here for like hours.
We've got to make some conversation, meet some new people.
Robbie Anderson was there, the guy from the Panthers.
Yeah.
I went out.
And I'm a Panthers fan.
I grew up.
I'm from Carolina.
So I went up to him.
I was like, hey, Caleb from Barstah, we're doing a thing with Kodak.
And I just want to let you say, what's up?
Like, we're chilling here.
Like, what's up?
He's like, oh.
Kind of gave you the culture.
shoulder.
Yeah, it was really tough.
I felt really bad.
Who's been like your favorite interview?
Who's been like your favorite,
a couple favorite people to be around?
Aaron Rogers is just the coolest guy of all the time.
He's like, he's my number one probably.
Drake was amazing.
Everyone's been awesome.
To be honest with you,
everyone's been awesome.
Like,
we don't have,
we don't have guests who are not cool,
to be honest.
And most of the time,
we get to hang out with him afterwards,
which is the most fun part.
So we do the interview.
It's like 15 minutes.
And then I can kind of like come out of like,
like grilling them,
whatever,
and we can just hang out.
And most of them
have been awesome.
Does any of them just come in,
do it,
and then they leave?
And they're just kind of like...
It's rare, though.
It's really rare.
It's really rare.
Ice Cube was the only one
that was literally like,
I was already in my chair.
He came in.
We shot the interview in 15 minutes
and he walked out
because he was doing like a press circuit.
But most people you hang out with
and like every single person has been awesome.
Aaron Rogers is my favorite
because he just like,
I know,
I grew up watching him.
He was just so...
You just don't know what to think about him.
You see him on TV.
He's like, moody.
You get these rumors about, like, what's he like?
And sometimes seems like a dick.
Then he does cool things.
And then he was doing the whole like, uh, ayahuasca thing at the time.
No, he told us he was.
So we're sitting there after the interview.
And he's like, I'm about to do some other press that's going to make some news.
And I was like, what?
He's like, I'm about to talk about some, like medicine, like legal medicine or not,
uh, natural medicine.
And I was like, oh, really?
Uh, what?
He's like, why did ayahuasca over the summer?
And I'm going to come.
out about it. I was like, bro, that's not going to make any news. Everyone knows you to
ayahuasca. I was like, bro, look at you. Like, that's, we know you do ayahuasca. And he came
out with like the next week and it was the biggest story for like eight months. Yeah, it's still
a big story. Yeah. Everyone, that's like, I told him I was like, that's not going to be big news.
Everyone knows that. Like, now he's trying to come back from an Achilles in like,
he's the man. He's the man. Since September, coming back in December. Yeah. I hope the
Jets win a couple. I know there's coming out a couple weeks, but I hope like the Jets went a couple
and he actually can't do it.
I don't think he should come back this year.
They don't have the right team.
He should come back.
He should prove he can come back,
prove it, get on the sideline,
like do some cool stuff, and then not go in.
Go to practice and like sling it around a little bit.
Light it up at practice.
Yes.
Light it up at that.
They don't have a good team.
And just kind of get the film out there
that you could if you wanted to.
Right.
Yeah.
That's all you need to do.
And then it'll change the landscape of medicine forever.
Will it not?
I think a surgeon was Eletroche.
He's the best.
That's who you did for your,
the second round.
second round with your name?
I feel like he's, I mean, I don't know this.
I feel like he's just trying to come back so fast
just as a final bird finger to everybody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was right, which I respect that.
Rogers was right.
When you started Sunday conversation,
how long before you're like,
oh, this is a show that people are going to love?
Like, this is it.
Yeah, this is it.
Like, this is my calling of finding your humor,
finding your character in it.
Like, when did you know?
How many episodes did it take for you to be like,
oh, shit, this is real?
Well, we started as a, we started as a segment for a pro football show.
So, like, there's sunny conversation.
on one of the NFL countdown on one of the shows.
And so Roan, who we work with, was like,
what if we do our version of Sunday conversation,
but we have Glennie Balls, either a Sunday,
and Sunday conversation.
So me and Roan were splitting it.
Like, I was doing one week, he was doing one week.
And then I just had a couple that was like this,
I feel like I found my niche.
And I feel like I really understand how to do this.
And I was like, Ron, can I,
do you mind if I just like take this and run with it?
And he's the coolest guy at all the time.
He's like, yeah, go for it.
Dude, Ron's the ultimate hype man.
He really is.
The ultimate hype man.
He's the coolest guy.
Yeah, he's amazing.
But he was like, go ahead for it.
So it was actually me and Roan doing it.
And then I just took it and ran with it.
Yeah, I don't know.
You make it.
Do you, are you the one who does all, like, the creative with it?
What do you mean?
Like producing it, like being on the computer, kind of like doing like all the, like the music,
the way the camera goes.
No, we have a guy.
You bring in a lot of stuff to where, you know, I felt like it was kind of like
innovative to where you're like, you're zooming in, you're capturing,
you're moving the camera around.
You're doing a lot of different things inside the interview to kind of like bring the production
to life.
Right.
No, there's a guy named Tom Mullen, so I work with, who's like editor, and I've been working for years, and he's amazing.
I talk to him about it, but he is, he has the music, he finds the music, he edits it.
I have another producer who's here, Kelsey, who does everything.
Yeah, Kelsey.
She's like actually produces it, so no, it's a huge team effort.
But I do have my team, which I love, which is like y'all.
It's like, you guys are kind of like an independent thing from Barstool, but then, I don't know, there's contracts.
But basically, you're part of Barstool, but you're independent.
I'm 100% part of Barstool, but I also have, like, my own team who is pretty much full-time on things I'm doing.
And we just do everything.
We're very efficient.
Everyone knows each other.
It's like that.
From a creative standpoint, did you find it more productive when you were able to, like, kind of get out of being at headquarters all time?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is your process look like with Sunday conversation?
Process of what?
Process of like when you're, like, if you have jelly roll today.
And you said, I haven't thought about it.
I haven't done any of that.
Like, do you write shit down?
or you kind of just go off of?
Normally I try to be prepared.
Like, you come up with some topics,
some questions that are definitely,
the question is the joke.
You don't need their answer to be good.
It's like, that was a funny question.
Yeah.
But you can't prepare for a conversation.
Like, you can prepare for it only so much,
but how are you going to predict
every single thing that's going to happen?
It ends up being like 50-50, I would say.
Yeah.
Is there any guests that you're like hoping to have on one day?
Like, you have a white well list.
Maybe two.
James Winston.
Those are my two.
Beetlejuice and James Winston.
He's been attainable, right?
No.
James Winston for sure.
I tried as hard as possible to give a football.
Why wouldn't James do?
James just focused on his football career.
That, okay, I have.
Yeah, I've heard that.
Like, he's very much, like, dialed in.
He would be amazing.
He just so, like, everything he says is funny.
He's just so unpredictable.
He'd be hilarious.
And then Beatlejuice is just, he's like, then, yeah.
He is.
Beetlejuice is, yeah.
He's him.
He's him.
He's him.
Yeah, yeah.
Have you had like a Great White Whale that you've gotten on?
Drake was your number one.
How did that one go down?
How were you able to get Drake?
Because that was during Beast Time.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I was like telling you I was unfolding.
Yeah.
I was hosting the Hooters International pageant one night in Lake Tahoe.
And I mean, I don't know if you guys been to Lake Tahoe, but it's hard to get to.
Like it's a couple flights.
You've got to go to Reno.
Then you've got to drive like an hour.
So I'm about to go on stage to host the Hooters Pass.
agent and he DM me and he was like, hey, can we shoot tomorrow in Miami for your show?
I never talked to him. And I was like, uh, no, it's impossible. It was impossible. I was like,
I couldn't, I literally could not get there. He's just reaching out to you like, y'all want to do your
show. Yeah. And, and I literally could not. And he's my favorite. Like, he's my favorite from a
child. Like, he's the best. I still think he's the best. The new thing he's put out is the best.
But he hit me up. I saw it as I was about to go on stage. I was like, oh my God. You know.
And then I was like, I can't get there.
I literally can't get there.
Unless I got a private plane, that was the only way I could even make it.
I was like, no, but like, why don't we just do, can we do it any other time, any location in the world?
He's like, for sure.
And then I hit him up a million times and I didn't hear from him for like a year.
And then I hit him up again.
I was like, I probably got one.
I was like, so many blues, it's like, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.
I was like, I got one more chance of this.
So I waited.
I was like, all right, what do you think about Super Bowl episodes?
It's our biggest one of the year.
Do you want to do it?
And that's how he's like, yeah, you responded.
So you never reached out to him once
and then he just reached out to you
as you're doing a hooters pageant.
You never asked him.
And all of a sudden, he just DMs here.
I think he's attainable.
He doesn't do interviews, so.
I know, that's what's sick of it.
That's what's awesome about is that he's like,
people obviously know your show.
And so it's sick that like people,
you know, in our world that high up
is reaching out to be how you all want to go on Sunday conversation
this shit.
He's like super, which I respect that.
I mean, super tied into like what's happening,
like what's relevant,
like what's happening right now.
You know what I'm saying?
So like that was right, that was a year before it happened.
So that was like, it was literally a year probably before it actually happened.
So it was right when Sunday conversation was probably started.
Was it the most thrown off you've ever been when you asked him what he likes to bet on?
And he says fatherhood.
So funny.
Did you see a clip going around again?
I was literally.
Yeah.
It's so funny.
I was talking about.
He's like, oh, man, I love game.
I love sports betting.
He's like, what do you, what's your favorite thing to bet on?
And he's like pauses.
And he's like in the most serious way, fatherhood.
Caleb like breaks character
Because you know
It's always funny seeing that
I'm always interested to see if somebody
Will get you to laugh
Glee Balls is who makes me laugh
Because Glennie Balls is
When he starts in a little cute giggle
I can't stop laughing
Dude how good of a life does Glee
Balls have?
Pretty good
He might have the best life
He might have the best life
His only stand show
Girls are just trying to fuck him
And he refuses to
Is he fucking?
Is he fucking?
Is Glenn Balls pull?
Yes but he doesn't
It's well done
that he pulls, he does not do his only fans because he's really a respectable journalist,
and he doesn't care. He doesn't care if they're hot. He doesn't. I'm not lying. He does not do it.
That's the best. Yeah. And then he goes on Sunday conversation, like the most popular thing in
Barstall and he just gets to sit on the side and eat ice cream. He doesn't know who any of our guests
that. We had Ed Sheeran on. He was like, so who's this dude we're doing today?
I'm like, what are you talking about? On the way the Drake thing, he's like, y'all, send me some
song so I can catch up. He like listens to like Billy Joel and that's all he does.
I saw you, you were the one that hired him too, right?
Yeah.
How was, like, that process with Dave, was it as easy as it seemed?
It was all on camera.
I was like, Dave, I hired this guy.
He's like, okay, Caleb, well, you don't even do it.
There's a time when I wasn't even doing anything.
It's like, you don't even do anything.
Why do you need to hire somebody?
I wasn't even doing anything.
Do you ever get like-
We hired Ria because I had to go on the bus tour
because we did this like SEC football tour.
So I had to go on the bus tour.
And so I was going to be gone for like a couple months.
And so I had just hired Glennie Balls, though.
And so I was like, I got to hire another person to basically watch out for Glennie Balls while I'm gone.
So we hired Rhea to watch out for Glennie Balls.
What did Glennie Balls do when he first got hired?
We tried to send him to the store to get some alcohol, but he was like 16.
But he didn't tell us that.
So he came back with alcohol.
His mom had to go in and buy it for him.
He got his mom to go in and buy it for him.
That was his first day.
His first day at work, I was like, can you go get us some beers?
And he went to the store.
And I didn't, he came back with the beers.
I never knew about it.
Then he's like, yeah, I was too young.
My mom had to buy those beers for me.
Mom, can you please buy these beers?
Like, I need this job.
Do you ever get like, I don't know if like press is the right word, but doing Sunday
conversation too much?
Do you ever think about that with like trying to keep guests?
Because obviously like when you're working for bar still and things get sold, there's like
this like, hey, we sold this advertisement.
We kind of need episodes.
Like, does that ever happen in your world?
Dude, I can ask you guys, you guys know this, Dave, who's my boss and I report to.
And it's in my contract.
that I only will ever report to Dave.
This is whenever it was, look, the PIN was involved,
and it's like, Dave is getting canceled every day.
And I was like, if Dave's out, I'm out.
Not that I'm out, but I just,
Dave is the best boss.
And there's, I don't know, feel any pressure, even if we have ads.
Like, there's no, if,
I've never been contacted by Dave about work, really.
I mean, a thing, like, if it's like a big thing,
he's giving me some good ideas.
The only thing I've ever heard from Dave is, like, a good idea.
It's like, hey, you should go do this video with this person,
I just saw this happen.
Besides that, he doesn't give any...
I feel like I'm like, y'all, like running my own business.
I mean, it's a good thing, I guess, that he never reaches out.
And then he takes on all the risk of the business.
Yeah.
It just relies on you to go, hopefully, do your job.
I love, I mean, not to be, I don't know what you guys say on this podcast,
but not to be over the top about it.
I love that.
Yeah.
I love that.
No, yeah, Dave's the man.
Yeah.
And that's like, I'll be with Dave for as long as I can.
Yeah.
That's something to over the top.
as well.
Yeah.
But as long as he, I mean, just like, I'm running my own business with no risk.
What was the reason for you to start this new show, the Caleb Presley show?
I just, just, it's the same show.
It's just Sunday conversation standing up.
But I was just like, call it something different.
Someone said that, too.
Oh, Theo said that to me.
I mean, have you seen Caleb's new show?
He's like, you mean the one of him doing the same show standing up?
I was like, I was like, Theo, you want to come?
He's like, what's your new show?
I was like, it's basically just Sunday conversation, but we're standing up.
I was like, you want to come on it?
He's like, let me wait and see if it's any good.
He's like, give me a few weeks to see if it isn't any good.
No, it's the same.
I just think starting like new verticals, I don't know.
It doesn't make any sense.
There's really no good.
I thought what Shane was really good.
Yeah.
I think it's a funny concept.
I just don't, there's no real, like.
You've had what, Shane on, you've had Joe Burrow.
Yeah.
The Joe Burrow one was great.
Yeah.
Well, that's actually what happened.
We did Joe Burrow for a body armor deal.
And he was signed by Body Armor.
And so it was part of his deal.
He had to do a media hit.
I think he, I don't know how it went down, but he maybe wanted to do with us or he was okay with doing it with us.
And they're like, what do you want to do with him?
We did the first episode.
It wasn't a show yet.
And I was like, that was really easy to make.
Yeah, it was easy to make.
And I was like, it's funny.
So it's like keep doing it.
It's almost like if, and I'm not saying Shane and Joe are like this, but if you're trying to get something more out of the gas, you could just do stuff in their world to where you're kind of shooting it to where, you know, you're doing that.
I mean, our world, I think, is just about social media, unfortunately, you know?
and it's like these short things with celebrities work really well on social media.
And so I try to think about I'm a huge quality of life guy.
You guys know that.
Yeah, you like being around sunshine and the beach.
That's why.
That's my first priority is quality of life.
That's why it took you away from us.
And I'm like, how can I be valuable to the company and make some money for the company and do my part and not have to do too much?
And this is a good answer.
That's the dream.
Yeah, these guys.
move the needle. These celebrities move the needle. People care about them. People care about Joe
Burrow. And so you just get around them and you just kind of just try to let people see a different
side of them. I don't think it's, I mean, I'm not trying to take props away from myself. I'll take
any props I can get. But I think people just like the celebrities and they like to see a different
side of them. Yeah. And yeah, just to throw flowers and be over top, like you are really fucking
good at that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. You're like the funny. You're like, you're like, to me,
you're like the funniest dude to hang out with. And I know it feels weird. We're in a space right now.
got the fellas, JP, you're up at the top, too.
JP, you're up there too.
You're a funny cat.
You are funny.
You are funny.
It's terrible taking compliments.
I don't even know.
I know it feels uncomfortable right now, but you are like.
I watched Monday Night Football Ernest last night.
I was giving him so many compliments and he was feeling so uncomfortable.
I was like, bro, I'm sorry.
I know it's terrible to take compliments.
He's like, well, let me compliment you for a second.
And then I was super uncomfortable for five minutes.
It was like five minutes, him being uncomfortable, five minutes of me being uncomfortable.
Jellyroll do that when you see jelly, like he'll be, but he'll make you feel good about it.
Yeah.
You won't feel like uncomfortable because jelly just has.
has this way about them to wear.
Presence.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's one for jelly.
I'm still workshopping some ideas.
So it's like, jelly, you have to be,
you have to be cremated or you just buy a bunch of land.
I think that'll go well.
That's the murder.
Hey, that one's going to go well.
That one will go well.
Well, Ernest and their friends, I don't really know them.
So I don't know how that's...
Jelly will pile on and it'll make you feel more comfortable doing that.
I hope he'll pile on, dude.
No, I've met Jelly before.
He's awesome.
I think this can be easy.
He's a layup guest.
And that's the other things.
Booking is like,
try to book Layup Guests.
So, like,
they'll save it.
I don't,
I try not to book people
who are not going to,
like,
save it if I do bad.
We're not going to save it.
Oh,
oh, I got it.
Like, if I do bad,
you want to guess who,
the episode will still be good.
Do you ever have episodes
where you do bad
and you just don't air him
because they're bad?
We've only not aired
one episode ever.
And it was with Dave,
and it was because I went too far.
I just went way too far.
Did Dave say you went too far?
Did you think he went too far?
Well, he said it, and everyone else said it.
Big Cat said it.
Erica said it.
I think Jay Snowden said it from Penn.
There's a lot of people who thought I went too far.
Do we think what?
I would even care, dude, but they don't want it out.
He doesn't care about nothing.
You think you could ever come out one day?
No.
I went too far, I think.
What's the category you went to far in?
So bad.
He probably, you know.
I always went too far.
Yeah, probably can't say it.
Like, we, he's talking about not being able to release a Dave one.
It was funny.
It was very funny.
Yeah.
And I think everyone who watched it probably was like, this is funny, but that's too far.
Dave laughed or was there a moment during that going too far, you were like,
No, no, no, it was funny.
It was all good vibes.
It was just like, why even do that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why even do that to our company that we're trying to, you know, do well for?
Why tank our own company?
Do you think a pen wasn't a part of it?
It would have gone out?
This is the time clock for like, we have this like a finishing a speech?
Well, we know, no, no, no, we know that we have to get.
you out, roughly around this time.
I thought that was, I thought it was going down.
I thought we had 45 seconds left.
I'll finish up, dude.
Thank you to my mom.
Yeah, shout out your mom, dude.
She's a sweetheart.
She's the best.
Are you going home for Thanksgiving?
Obviously, this is going to be after Thanksgiving.
Yeah, I get home all the time.
And I'm in Nashville.
I go see my parents and brothers as much as possible.
And I see my boys as much as possible.
Yeah, you guys do have a good crew.
I just, you have to do that.
If you're a grown man, this is why I was so excited about our trip to Notre Dame.
Because I was like, I have my boys.
We have five guys.
They're all like my best friends.
I call him my best friend.
I call all five of them.
It's my best friend.
And then we see each other as much as possible.
Like, it's a must.
You have to do it because then you just have no friends.
But I was exciting about, well, you really do.
Because you get older.
And then you stop seeing people, people get married.
People have, you know, kids.
It gets harder and harder to see people.
And so, but we're so close because we all play football together in North Carolina.
And so, like, we have that bonding of the locker room.
But on our trip, I was like, this is cool because these are some of my only late-life friends.
I have, like, you guys, Shane, Theo, a few people that I would name drop them, but it doesn't make me look cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But Theo, Shane, you guys.
No, I'm just saying, I probably have, like, six guys or seven guys who I'm like, these are, like, friends I've made late in life.
Not late in life, but after college.
And that's hard.
Like, it's hard to make friends later in life.
So for our trip, I was like, guys, you understand that, like, we all met each other late in life,
and we could actually become really good friends.
And if we live long enough with Shane and I's liver problems, then we can be friends for, like, 60 years.
Like, we could really develop a real friendship, but it's hard to do that.
It is hard.
You do seem like the glue guy.
Are you the glue guy?
No, I don't know.
Is he the glue guy as part of the five-man crew?
He's a glue guy.
He's a glue guy.
He's a glue guy.
Jeff is.
Yeah, a white linebacker.
He's good at texting everybody keeping up.
I'm not good at keeping up with people, really.
I disagree.
I think in the group chat, you're always the one that starts the conversation.
Notre Dame is loses every week, so I have something to say.
Yeah, fair enough.
And we're later friends, so it's a little bit more fresh.
It's a little, you know.
Yeah, navigating water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you ever expect that to be a thing when you were in high school and you're like,
oh, these are my boys for life, I'm always going to have lots of friends?
Yeah.
And then you literally get out of college and, like, I have five friends.
It's like the generation above you, like,
dude, you guys aren't going to be like this forever.
and you're just thinking like we're going to yeah right like our group is different yeah but
oh it gets super hard it means it's just hard everyone's busy and what most of our friends are
still doing football stuff so we have a couple coaches couple guys who are in the NFL and cole is one
of them you're you met no I hate that uh so they have hard schedules and I have a busy schedule but like
when we can see each other we see each other and we ruin it on the first night we will be together
for a full weekend and we will blow our load on Thursday night and we will feel terrible
terrible the rest of the week. That's what we do. That's our thing.
I love that. Our thing is schedule something really cool for Friday. Get in late on Thursday
night. We'll get a good night's sleep. And then Friday, we have this big thing. And then Thursday
night, we blow our load every time. He did it. This weekend, it was, we were going to the
football game, a friend thing for my birthday. And sorry, Jeff. But it was me, Theo, Jeff.
Jeff text me Thursday night. He's going to a wedding for another.
one of guys that we got married that we played football with he got married on Friday night.
So on Thursday night, he's like, I'm in New York City for our boys' wedding.
And the next day, he's like, we had a fun night last night.
I kind of blew my load.
I was like, well, be careful tonight for the actual wedding because you've got to get an early
flight, 530 flight to come to Knoxville for this thing.
It's going to rock.
Like, Neeland Stadium's the best.
Like, it's the best.
And I don't know if you've been there.
Anyways, I was like, it's going to rock.
So don't overdo it tonight.
He's like, I'm not going to overdo it tonight, bro.
Trust me.
And then he literally sends me a video.
I was being like a dad.
I was like, don't overdo it.
And I overdue it all the time.
So he's like, who are you telling me to not overdo it?
So he sends me a video.
He's like, I'm overdoing it.
But I'm sleeping.
But I'm sleeping.
The next, I also wake up.
So Caleb wasn't even doing it with you.
No, I was in Knoxville.
I was waiting on him to get there the next morning.
And so he sends me a video.
I wake up.
It's at him being like, I told him not to overdo it.
He's like, I'm overdoing it.
And the next thing was, I missed my flight, bro.
I'm not going to make it.
Oh, no.
Anyways, we blow our loads.
I bet.
I'm just saying we blow our loads fast.
I'm just saying we come quick.
Dude, I love you so much, man.
I love you guys, too, man.
I know we got to get you out of.
You guys got to get you out of my late-life friends.
Forever.
You know what I feel.
You guys did a bad performance this weekend.
I want you guys talk about that.
Because your brand is the boys,
and you guys did a terrible job of being the boys this week.
And let's talk about that.
This weekend?
Today and yesterday.
But it's on the hot seat.
Okay.
Well, this is your brand.
Set it up.
Set it up.
Set it up.
Set it up.
Send it.
Yeah.
I know I'm going to the Tennessee game.
So I'm like been trying to do bussing for a year
It has been scheduled things
Yeah, no doubt, no doubt
We're obviously bantering back and forth
And Will's always like, dude, it has to be on the bus
We see each other in Chicago, we see each other all the time
He's like, we have to do, we could done it at the Notre Dame game
Because like it has been the bus.
That's what busing with the boys is.
It's our whole thing.
If it's on the bus, we don't do it.
And then so you guys interviewed Dana White at his house
And then I was like, what?
And you know that's true.
But anyways, so
You told him we only do it on the bus?
He's like, it has been in the bus.
But I'm telling Caleb, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm telling Caleb, yeah, the vibe with Caleb, like he's one of the boys.
I want him to be on the bus.
Yeah.
And then.
You're different.
You and Richard are different.
I've been doing this for a year.
And also we had a verbal contract.
I said, the next podcast I do will be busing.
I promise.
Because he's thinking I'm trying to dodge you guys.
I'm like, not trying to die.
Because he came to town and he went on a Theo's podcast.
No, I already had a contract.
I cleared that with you.
I know.
But also you were going to come in that same time, but you guys ended up cold tubbing hanging out, which is, that's fine.
Yeah.
But I'm saying it ended up like snowballing and falling through to where you're like, hey, lock jaw contract.
Lockjaw contract, verbal contract.
There will be no other barcel shows I do.
And we've had it for like a year.
Not barcel shows, any shows.
So I've been waiting to do this show before I do any other shows.
And so it's kind of like not a big deal, but like I really have been trying to get to Nashville to do this show.
And so I was going to Knoxville.
I was like, all right, I'll drive from Knoxville's Thanksgiving week after the game.
drive up to Nashville is like three hours and we'll do what we used to do, which is work out,
get a burrito, the almond. What is it, Chloe, get a Chloe.
Mm-hmm.
The off of a shake.
Yeah, the shake.
That was like, you roll now, like, hey, we got to get shakes.
You get the large glowy.
That's all I really remember.
Before you're burritos?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I gained 25 pounds.
But, so I was like, all right, let's make a, let's make a thing of it.
And then Jeff had come down and visit me a couple times, and we all hit it off.
And so I was like, Jeff will fly in.
We'll make a full boys.
day of it. We'll work out the morning, do the whole deal. We'll do the pod,
Boys Day. And you guys are down. And then you guys take it from here.
You want to go first to second? Yeah. So,
yes, Sunday after the Tennessee game, you're going to drive up to Nashville.
And we were talking about- My own dime, by the way.
It's a business expense, but someone's paying for it. It's not you.
But you're getting jelly roll out of it. And you're doing the bus.
I booked jelly roll just because I was going to be here.
But you're like, hey, I'm going to drive from Knoxville to Nashville on Sunday.
We'll do a boy trip.
And grab the mic, by the way.
Jeff, you're just sitting back there.
You're not saying a fucking word for whatever reason.
And to jail, like, to that defense, too, I do chime in in the beast chat and Jeff.
Like, bro, you don't have to have Caleb when you come out here.
Like, you can just come out here and we'll hang and we'll do it.
That kind of makes me salty, too.
It's like, well, it kind of does.
Because I'm the one who introduced you guys.
And I'm the one who's prioritizing late-life friends.
And you guys are kind of trying to cut me out of this thing.
I'm not trying to cut you out.
You're a busy dude, too.
Like, to your point, like, there's been a lot of scheduling issues,
and we've truly all been intentional about trying to get something done.
Kev said, hey, this can be the weekend.
This can be the week.
Because we always say, like, it's probably like once a month.
This week seems like it'll work.
And then maybe me or he'll like, hey, does this weekend work?
I'm like, oh, we're in LSU or we're here, we're there or whatever.
And it just for whatever reason hasn't worked out.
I don't know what you're talking about, dude.
You'll push dates.
And sometimes I'm back, oh, can't do it.
So this weekend, you drive.
And we do before ahead of time.
We're like, hey, you'll come out.
You'll stay at the house.
Do you have rooms?
I'm like, yeah, I got a couple extra rooms.
We ended up going out to Vegas, which is, again, get back on Sunday.
It could still do it.
But with Thanksgiving week, the pro football show wanted to schedule us doing it on Monday,
like scheduling the pro football show on Monday because everybody's going to be out of the office on Wednesday throughout the, you know, throughout the Thanksgiving week.
So I let you know that and you're like, all right, well, I'm going to stay until like late Tuesday.
So instead of like being at your house, since you've got to travel and do all this other stuff, I'll just get a hotel.
Right.
We plan that out.
Then we get to Sunday.
I land.
I say, hey, you hit me up on like, hey, we're going to be in town, you know, within an hour or something like that.
I'm trying to get to the part when you guys are like not hanging out with me whenever I'm trying to hang out.
And I say, I say, hey, we were talking about watching football.
I'm like, I got 45 more seconds.
We're watching football.
We're playing on watching football on Sunday.
And I'm like, hey, we're making pizzas.
We can watch Sunday night football.
I know you want to see Rue.
Yeah.
I know you want to see Rue.
I'm like Rue goes down at seven.
We at Rue, Sunday night football, we can make pizzas at the house.
Yeah.
And he said, don't worry about feeding me because I'm in Whole Foods about, I got extra crust.
I got extra things to make the pizzas with the boys.
And you're like, don't worry about feeding us.
We might stop by.
Never heard from you again.
And then the next morning, you knew I had to fly out to Chicago, and then I get back.
I don't know the part after that, but we scheduled the bus and pod for Tuesday.
And I know you want us to work out, but you're like, hey, we can't work out at 6 in the morning.
I know in my mind, Big B still work out at.
at six in the morning.
I know I know 6 a.m. is not your gig.
I don't want to do 6 a.m. either.
Like a couple sleepless nights in Vegas,
I don't want to get up and do 6 a.m. either.
But when you have a kid, you want to do the dad stuff.
We got a lot of shows we have to front in on the week
to where I was gone on Monday.
So on Tuesday we had to do.
You can be a dad.
You can be a dad every day.
Yeah, but I've been gone for a week.
I promise.
This is the time.
This is the time where I got to pull out the,
you don't have kids.
You don't get it.
One day you'll get it.
No, dude.
I understand kids.
And they're there every day.
They are there every single day.
I'm here one day.
But when you're saying, dad-da, when you do it, it doesn't hit different.
It hits way different than when Little Rood does it.
And she's always asking where I'm in, it makes me sad.
And I'm like, I got to be, I want to be in front of my daughter.
So that's why I do it early.
So I get the hour before I'm gone all day.
I'm trying to think of something to say that's bad about kids.
Like make them sound like it's good, like, because everyone knows that kids are good.
But the ultimate goal of word.
The way that you're presenting it is like,
You couldn't have changed the workout time from 6 to 1130.
But then if I think about the homies in the back who bust their ass to do all the production,
you know your team crew.
They want to be done for Thanksgiving and get out as soon as possible.
So they always-
Make them work.
They have a job.
It's a job.
Right, but you-
That's their job.
The quality of life.
Yeah, but quality of life, Caleb.
The quality of life.
To negotiate that.
It's y'all's job to make them work.
But if they're like, hey, can we get this?
Let's talk about Monday real quick.
Well, Monday all's on.
Sunday. You didn't come to the breakfast club this morning. In your defense, I was asleep.
In your defense, this was more targeted at Taylor. I know you just defended yourself. That was
really all targeted Taylor. Perfect. I'm ready. Okay. I didn't have any problems with how you like,
we've hugged a couple times just for everybody watching. We've all. So Caleb calls me on Sunday
and he's like, hey, what are you doing for the game tomorrow night? I was like, well, I got the kids.
I want to be around the kids. I got to put the kids down. So why don't you guys come over? He goes,
all beast, yeah, we're going to do that. We're going to send the couch, best couch of all time.
We're going to have a great time. We're going to have snacks. It's going to move on.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Me and Beast are coming over.
No.
I go, I know.
And Will you,
if you need to chime in,
Beast, do it.
And hold on, hold on.
People don't care about this.
So Monday, Monday I sit in.
Monday I sit in.
People don't care about this.
This is inner relationship quarrels.
This is bro accountability right now.
Monday, I sit in the pod.
I do the intro,
all that.
You're doing pro football football show.
So I'm taking the whole show down.
I get to my phone after.
I see a text from Caleb.
My heart sings.
I'm like, he's probably just doubling down.
Hey, can't wait to see you tonight.
Voice message,
a minute 30 long,
essentially explaining how they're not going to come over tonight.
And they're going to go watch it at a bar.
And I want to come to the bar and watch over.
All my crew, all earnest's crew.
I was like, he doesn't want all these people around his kids.
These people are bad people.
No way.
My kid's got to see that.
People are bad.
These people have no morals.
I love that.
I'm just talking about them.
Like, they're just, you don't want your kids around.
I was like, I don't want his kids to see them.
And they try to grow up, dress like a skater.
And, you know, wear vans every day,
even though they can't skate.
board.
I just look down at your vans.
Are you wearing vans?
Yeah, the best few of all time.
Best you of all time.
Is it not?
Boom.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, no.
People don't care about this.
We can move on.
Taylor, I think the accountability he's getting at is we had a coffee date this
morning.
Me, C.P.
Willie.
8 o'clock in the morning, 8 and Rose.
8 a.m.
I said, listen, I'll read it.
You were in no show.
No text, no show.
Where was it?
Are we bro?
You guys texted at 108 in the morning.
I was already asleep.
And yeah, Vegas got the best.
to me. But I said it. I was like, he overslept till 8.30. Dude, you got to be on call all the time
when the boys are in the town. I said, hey, guess what? Coffee 8 a.m. tomorrow. No excuses. Don't care
many how many how many kids you have. That's what I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At what time?
I know your kids were up at 7 a.m. They were. And I was frustrated.
I thought 22 hours in the last two days. That's pretty good. Maybe same. Over sleep doesn't make
the shot. And also, you know how we were trying to cram to get the interview in? 15 minutes late to
our first show this morning.
You guys are...
Today was a tough day.
You guys are my only...
Today was a tough day for me.
You guys are my late-life friends,
but you guys are
the worst hosts
having a guess on.
Can I ask you a question?
Don't do that.
Can I even give me the address to get here?
That was on me.
I was on my way.
Like, how do I get there?
You've been here a bunch of times.
Yeah, well, I knew the address,
but I wanted you guys to give...
I want something out of you.
I can't see you.
I can't hang out with you.
I can't lift weights with you.
Can you get coffee with you?
I just want the address to where we're going.
Can I ask you something?
Where do you want to go next year for our boy strip?
Nebraska.
Nebraska, Colorado?
Yeah.
Nebraska, Colorado.
Yeah.
Done.
And then we'll go to UNC one year, but.
No.
Beast, you got to come.
I'm there.
I'm there.
Yeah, I was feeling I had the guilt climbing up, climbing up.
Yeah, I feel like I feel like I'm down my throat.
I feel bad about the last 15 minutes because I feel like it's bad.
Let's do, let's do more.
You want to do 15 more minutes?
Let's do 50 more minutes and make it good
because that was bad
and I feel bad.
Let's get super positive.
That was real emotions coming out of me
which made me look bad
so I would like that.
No, no, not at all.
I would like to be glossed over.
There's nothing wrong with checking your boys
in accountability.
I care too much.
Every bro group has these,
you know, these dustups.
Every bro group has these dustuffs.
Everything sunshine and rainbows.
I know, but I wish it didn't hurt me as bad
as you guys hurt me.
You want to get over the top?
I just wish that I'd...
Yeah, get over the top.
You're the man, dude.
No, that doesn't sound genuine.
Well, I was gonna...
but I couldn't even breathe before you said that was ingenuilar.
You're the man.
And you are the staple of our late life friends.
It's making me feel so uncomfortable.
Because of you...
We already said that we don't like doing this.
Because of you, we are going to be able to have this friendship last a lifetime.
Hey, quit, bro.
You are special.
Quit.
Your personality is special.
Quit.
The individual you are.
Cut it out.
You cut it out.
And ultimately all of this is, it just shows that we all care.
We all care that the homies get together
Which is which matters
Monday 6 a.m.
And the only person to text a picture is Will
Because his priorities are straight
Yeah, I slept in
I want to say something too
I slept in
I want to say something too
Jeff took a picture of the weights
In our hotel and he did not work out
He went by that room and he took a picture
And that's true
That's false I was in the weight room
He was in the weight room
He took a picture and he left
And he did not work out
You didn't work out?
Accountability I didn't work out
I woke up hurt on Monday morning
I was looking at
for a cold plunge.
They didn't have one at the W.
I walk in the weight room because you sent us
the pick from Boost with the big weight.
So I just snapped the pick of the dumbbells.
Send it to the group. Beast was like, let's go.
He's at it.
I was fired up.
Because nothing to know, you know, obviously we didn't have the 6 a.m.
playing.
Like I just figured that that wasn't happening.
And so like Taylor, he was like, hey,
send me your workout like the night before.
And when I was the only one there,
I don't think we call ourselves the Beast chat.
I'm like, everybody wants to be a beast until you have to do a beast too.
I know.
That's why I.
And then I thought Beast was,
I flexed.
I flexed for chat, for sure.
Accountability.
I'm so disappointed myself.
I can see how I could have handled this week better.
It's all me.
It's all good.
We love each other, man.
Thanks, hey, thanks.
Can we wrap it up?
Are we good to wrap it up?
Thanks for coming on.
You've been tough to get.
I'm hope every podcast out there that's tried to get Caleb
because he does let me know when he turns podcast down.
Took a lot of heat last week.
The Eddie, the dog walk boys had to remove the pod.
That one will now be coming out.
That was clearly based on the honor and gamesmanship that Caleb has
as a boy to like hold say,
hey, I said I would do nothing until I went on busting with the boys.
So thank you for finally coming on busting with the boys.
Appreciate it.
Should we do 15 more minutes?
What, tell us the story?
What do you?
I'm starting to have fun right now.
Tell us the story.
And again, anxiety that I don't have anything for jelly roll.
So I'm like, as long as I'm here, this is going well.
That's going to go poorly.
I don't want to transition to the forepart.
Yeah, he's going to be easy.
He's one of the best, bro.
And we're not fucking around.
He's one of the best.
You need to make sure the cremeade joke hits.
That's earnest's joke.
I will do it, and it probably will hit, but I'm definitely going to attribute that to earnest.
Say it again?
I'm trying to think how to...
I'm worried if I say it, I'm worried if I just say you have to be cremated,
that people will just think I'm saying something that's random.
Like, I'm trying to be funny because it's random.
What I'm trying to get at is that that's a lot of land.
That's why I think when it comes back around, it's going to be hilarious.
We have some other funny ones.
Do you guys in the back have anything?
Listen to any of these conversations?
Oh, gee. Why did you come on?
Can we talk about rigs?
Yeah.
Is he a cool guy or no?
Did you have any?
That's a question.
Was there any?
Yes, he is.
With the, you know, how they talked about the golf brands and everything coming in.
When you were doing 51 strokes, was there any friction going on with 51 strokes or any of your golf content?
Yeah.
Like, I mean, if you see someone who's doing something that's similar to what you're doing, you have a little bit of a salty thing.
You don't even hate the person.
You're not mad about it, but you get a little salty.
It's human nature.
But I know all those guys are all cool guys, so I'm not mad at them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I did golf.
They didn't do anything with me, ever.
Did you ask to?
Oh, yeah.
Tons.
And they said no every time.
That's the thing.
It's like I do get, because you're right, like there's a level of like,
you're checking on your competition, you're doing all these things.
But ultimately, if you get outside of that and think, like, big picture,
there's enough eyes and ears for everybody.
and it ultimately lifts everybody's brand up.
Yeah, I think so.
But you've got to go back to the human nature part of it.
Like, you just don't want people coming into your house
and step on your territory.
If someone does a Sunday conversation,
it's like something similar to what I'm doing,
I'm going to be kind of salty.
So if Zach Galfanakis came back,
would you be a little salty?
Yeah, I mean, I think what he did was insane.
Hey, was he, was he, uh,
who was like your inspiration behind all of this?
this Sunday conversation. You nailed it. Oh, I know. I know, Zach, but is there more out there?
That's actually not true. That was probably the funniest thing you've ever said, but that was not, that's
not true. No, no, that was hilarious. I just always have done that my entire life. I've just done,
I've liked to get in that weird pocket with people. When I was a little kid, I tell the story
all the time. It's before I knew right from wrong, I was probably 10 years old, I would act like
I was in Myrtle Beach and walk around my cousins. We'd get in elevators with older people,
older people and I would act like I was
or I always act like I was mentally handicapped.
Let me let us take that back.
We just, my cousin, we just had to put them.
We just had to put them down.
Did you see that clip?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I mean, that's true though.
I act like I was mentally handicapped.
But I did that when I was little.
That was like a fun thing me and my cousin said.
We had to be on vacation and I would just walk around and like,
we look at people the same way to do something in conversation,
act exactly the same.
I was 10 years old with 50-year-old people in the elevator.
and we just give them a little razz.
We razz them. We yanked their chain.
You like the awkward humor.
Do you enjoy the awkward space of...
I've always liked that.
I've always done that.
I've always done that.
So when I did the interview, they're like interviews people, do it to them.
And then it's similar to between two ferns, which is hilarious.
Good joke, though.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for coming on, brother.
Sunday Convo Bump we're about to get.
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