Bussin' With The Boys - Dak Prescott Has Something To Prove vs Justin Herbert & San Francisco Could Be Chasing Perfection

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

Week 7 of the Slips and Picks 500 is here and some things are the same and some are different. The things that are the same? The Mule (Delanie Walker) may have the hottest hand in the entire NFL gambl...ing world. The things that are different? William Gekko (Will Compton) is missing and the Interns have taken his place. The storylines of the NFL are as big as ever and Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) is looking for a bounce back week after going 7-7. This week the boys touch on every game and highlight all of the biggest headlines: Are the Dallas Cowboys capable of a bounce back vs the Chargers? Will the San Francisco 49ers ever lose? The Baltimore Ravens and Lamar Jackson need to figure it out ASAP The New York Jets are in the hunt for the playoffs despite what the haters think Can Patrick Mahomes get a Thursday Night Football win if Travis Kelce doesn’t play? Questions will be answered as they always are and money will be made as it always is. Drop a pumpkin in the comments to celebrate Spooktober and also leave a comment with how long you think The Mule can keep this up. Thanks boys, let’s get this breadFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:43 with diversity, and failing college dropouts who get no hoes, the interns. You're watching the S&P 500. The stock market one. Good afternoon, ladies gentlemen. Welcome back to Slips and Picks 500. We're happy to have you as always.
Starting point is 00:03:02 We're going to get into our recap in just a second. But before that, as you pan to the wide view, you're going to see that not only is the meal sitting in the second chair now, but Willie Gecko has left the building. He has run away. He's probably gone somewhere into Mexico after the week he's had last week. But let's get to know our two gentlemen to the left of the meal.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Intern 1, please give us your name. Tell us a little bit about yourself. My name is J.P. Hovey. Prior to having this job, this was me on the streets. Before Chet, Gecko, the mule came into my life, things were not looking good. The past four weeks in my life, I've never been richer.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Thanks to these men. And to my left, my name is Jack McPherson. And before this job, I was sitting on my couch, quite frankly, didn't want to do this. My dad made me get a summer internship. Now I'm here.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Guess I'm supposed to be doing stuff. Who knows? That's what I'm doing, though. You can tell by their sparkling personalities that they're going to do very well on this show today. Mule, hell of a week, my boy. Once again, I've been absolutely crushing the entire situation. Let's get into the recap.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Intern number two, I believe your name was Jeff. Jack. Jack. Jack? Yeah. Let's hear the recap. Here we go. So Chet went 7 and 7.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Basically doing nothing out here. It's even 500. Basically just wasting time with money. Gecko, as you can see, not here. Four and ten, embarrassing. Honestly, just stupid. And our king, reigning champ, week two in a row, the mule. Eight and five, he's been crushing it.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Follow the picks if you want to follow the money. On the season, though, Chet, 38, 34, and 1 with a 52% average. Not terrible, but, you know, he's on the phone. Could be better. Gecko, 35, 34, and 1, again, pathetic, outrageous. People will just call it utterly gross. And the mule, 40 and 25 with a 61.5% lock rate. Follow the man, follow the money.
Starting point is 00:05:09 You know, at least he hasn't stayed on the phone there is. That's our recap. He's got a bad attitude. He's got to go. Chet, tell us 7-7. It's a sign. It's a sign. You follow the signs.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Yeah, a lot of people want to say, hey, 50%, 50%, it doesn't get you what you want in this game. But when you follow the signs, you look at the sevens, the double sevens, you know somewhere out there, there's a lot of. talented offense alignment looking down on me from the grave saying you're going to be all right this week make sure you get everybody you possibly can be like that man in the biblical times have people follow you because you're going to take them to the promise land baby that's what we're going to do when we go seven and seven obviously the man that truly no one expected to do this well
Starting point is 00:05:46 this early the mule brother how are we feeling i'm feeling great you understand at the end of the day this is what i do units units units units you know Units, units, units. Fine words from a fine man. Let's get into our first section of the day, which is going to be buy or sell for the interns. I'll explain this to you. Everybody who watches us on a weekend and a week-out basis, you know the deal. I'm going to give you guys a game. You're going to buy it, sell it, tell me what you're changing up. You can do really whatever you want with these games. The first game we're going to get into is going to be the 49ers at the Cleveland Browns. Forty-niners are favored by five points. Something to keep in mind about this game. The line early was minus three for the 49ers. A lot of people, around the world are betting on the 49ers, making that line jump up a little bit. Let's start with... Let me just cut you off. I'll go ahead and start it out.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Because the 49ers are not losing this week. Put it up, adjust the spread. Do it. Am I getting punked? Go minus 10 and a half, but we're taking the interns, 49ers minus 5. This might be the biggest lock of the week.
Starting point is 00:06:52 There's no chance of Cleveland Browns have even a shot in hell against the 49ers. This is the best team on paper and the best team in football right now. Go ahead and lock it in. What do you need, Chet? You need one time. Can you come here for a second?
Starting point is 00:07:07 Just come here for a second. This is my show. And you're an intern. Okay, barely paid. I'm going to need you to fucking lock it up and watch it out too just a little bit. Let's have a fucking day, boys. Let's lock it back in.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Intern number one. Since intern number two decided to do that, are you going with the 49ers as well? I will also be riding with the 49ers for several reasons. The Browns suck, and those are my several reasons. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:34 We're rocking 49ers. Jack and I's pick will be the same the whole way through. I know you tried to explain the buyer's sell to us. Remember, we did print this. So, we don't need that.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Is something going on? If something going on? No disrespect. No disrespect. I'm grateful for the job. I'm grateful for the job. I'm not. By this one I let you know,
Starting point is 00:07:54 just so, you know. I'm trying to make you better. All it takes is a second call, and you guys are out of here. We go on the tooth strike. He's got a phone too, Chad. And guess what? It's unplug, brother.
Starting point is 00:08:02 And it is unplugged. Mule, please talk some senses. People take it from A to B. Let us know why we're going 49ers this week. Well, I'm going 49ers because they are the first team in NFC West, playing against the third team in the AFC North. The Browns, obviously Deshaun Watson has been playing okay but not good enough. The defense, Miles Garrett, yes, he is a force, but he can't do it by itself.
Starting point is 00:08:24 The 49ers have Brock, Brody. Everyone knows this guy can grow. We know he came back after last year. One was like, is he going to be that quarterback? Can he grow from last year? Yes, he is growing. He is unstoppable. And they got Christian McCaffrey.
Starting point is 00:08:39 I think the guy has scored a touchdown in every game. Very unstoppable. Then you had George Kittle go nuts three touchdowns last week against Dallas Cowboys. We need that again. We need that again. Then the defense on the San Francisco 49ers, if you watch the game against the Cowboys, you've seen how explosive they were,
Starting point is 00:08:56 how many takeovers they had. I feel like the Browns. just don't have a shot. So I'm taking 49ers minus five, baby. You know where I'm getting them units from. I think we're all on the same page in the situation. You said one thing I disagree with, though, and that's Watson's, what was it, a force? I say, no, he's been playing pretty well.
Starting point is 00:09:14 No, you said he's been a force. The only thing he's been forcing those ladies. Massage Watson is recovering from a shoulder injury. That's a bad look for the Cleveland Browns. Now, the 49ers are four and one against the spread, and they put NFL best of 99 points, 99 point differential. The Browns are allowing or only having 13.6 points per game. That is, it's clear as day.
Starting point is 00:09:37 And you better get on this. The minute this show comes out, I'm going to need you guys to bet that because I guarantee that line's going to go up and up even more as the week goes on. However, it's not going to matter these boys as intern number two. As much as he's been disrespectful, you could even go minus 10 on this game and it's going to be a dub. Let's move on to game number two. That is going to be the Detroit Lions.
Starting point is 00:09:53 They are favored at minus three against and at the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. intern number two you've got a little mouthy why don't you give us a little something on that yeah i will go ahead and go because you know what it was dan campbell once and it will be dan campbell forever it is the lions minus three the bucks baker mayfield you know he's not bad but he's got something about him but he's going to have a flute game he's going to be there he's going to be here but you know what dan campbell does he's a glue guy's the locker room he's the man people want to be surrounded by and that is why it will forever be lions minus three this week Stat of the year, dating back to last year, middle of the season,
Starting point is 00:10:31 the Lions are 13 and 2 against the spread. You got to love that. Brand new Lions. And they've won the last three games by at least 14 points. Ripped them out Detroit and they feel it brand new. Man, come on. Isn't it crazy we're looking at the Detroit Lions right now and going like, this is a team? We're hype.
Starting point is 00:10:47 This is a team. For 32 years. For my entire life, you looked at Lions ago, abysmal. 2014, Terrell Luan was sitting in the Green Room, and he thought to himself as the 10th pick came up, please God, Lions. Do not take me. He told me that over coffee one day. Bucks are wearing those cream school jerseys.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Oh, tough. Tough one. I think they look cool. I think they look cool. But I'm Mitchie Billboard in the back there. He's worked up a couple of notes from me. He's let me know on a couple of things. Apparently they bought, well, got what?
Starting point is 00:11:12 0 and 23 in those things? Yes. Oh and 23. Garbage. They started out 0 in 26 with them. I like the colors. I like how they're a little bit different. I like the retro look.
Starting point is 00:11:22 However, in this situation, it's just going to be the end of them. They're averaging three points per game. However, they're going against one of the best offensive lines in the entire NFL. Baker Mayfield's going to have to win this game with his arm. He's played well this year. He's done a good job. I don't want to hate on Baker because I love his stees. I love his confidence the way he gets after it, the way he sat down at call it game day
Starting point is 00:11:41 and said horns down, called his shot in Oklahoma Sooners won that game. I love everything about Baker. However, me personally, the confidence of sitting, all right, man, sit back there, dice him up and win that game with your arm. I'm just not having it, especially against a stingy line. defense like this. Mule, where are you going, brother? I'm definitely going with the Lions as well, minus three. Even though both teams are first in their division, I think the Lions still have the upper
Starting point is 00:12:07 advantage. They're playing fast. They're playing physical. They got the momentum behind them. And then just having Hutchinson on defense going against them Buccaneers, I think it's going to be a tough day for the Buccaneers offense trying to stop that guy. He is unstoppable, and he is doing what he got to do in Detroit. So I am going, Lions minus three. baby. Looks like we're all on the same page here. Team locks right now. Team locks right now.
Starting point is 00:12:31 And LaPorta. Other than the hostility coming from the side of the table, everything's going very good. Is there something as we going before we run of this next game, Colts and Jags? Do we have to talk about anything? Do we know? Is Monrois St. Brown? Is he playing this week?
Starting point is 00:12:42 We don't know yet. We don't know. If he does, you might as well shift that line to minus six and a half. I know. I know. It hurt me. He got voided. He got voided?
Starting point is 00:12:50 Yeah. Like her credit card? Voided. No snap. No snap. Boy. He didn't play. You picked him on the bet the boys indexed prime.
Starting point is 00:12:57 It's voided, though. It got voided. It don't count. And he has to play one snap for it to be concerned about. So we still have that dump. We still got the dub. So both parley's hit this week. That fires me up.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Colts at Jags. Jags are favorite at minus four and a half of the year. The winner of this game is going to take the lead in the AFC South. A lot of implications on the line. Jaguars are coming back from London. They went two and over there. A long flight back. This is new to me because I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:13:24 and years past. If you go to London, the next week is your bye, but apparently it doesn't seem that way for the Jags. They're firing all cylinders right now. Colts got Jonathan Taylor back. They're looking a whole lot better, and Garnoon Minchu is back playing against his team. Might be a revengeful game.
Starting point is 00:13:40 It might be a revengeful game. Mule, we're going to start with you, Colts at Jags minus four. This one tough. I know everyone talks about they beat the bills in London, but the Jack's got it done. The win is a win, and I don't care how they got it done. They moved up to the first place. in the AFC South, pushing the coach to second place in the FC South.
Starting point is 00:13:59 So I'm going to have to go with the Jaguars. I just feel like they're on the momentum. Again, like you said, they should have had a buy week, but I think that owner wants to move to London. So he's pushing his team through it to show the NFL that it can be done. But I'm going with the Jaguars minus four and a half. I think they're going to beat the coach. The coach is missing.
Starting point is 00:14:16 They start quarterback, Richardson. Can you do it? We don't know. We're going to see. They do got Jonathan Taylor coming back. but I still don't think they're going to be able to handle the Jaguars. So I'm going, Jaguars minus four and a half, baby. I like that.
Starting point is 00:14:31 A team going to London, staying in London, what an advantage that would be? I know. Just to stay there. Hey, Cardinals, come fly all the way over here and play us. Yeah. Get dusted. And then you get the fuck out of here. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:14:44 Then, Hank, go on, get out of here. Interns, I guess you guys are thinking of the same picks. Let's hear what you guys have here. This is probably the toughest game in the buyer's sell because Minchumania did. start in Jacksonville. He did. His first start, he set a franchise record.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Inception. Inception. So it's like, man, the backup running back for the Colts, Moss? Moss. He went off last week. Went stupid. Which is probably making Ursaid rethink. Like, dang, should I have paid Jonathan Taylor?
Starting point is 00:15:13 I know. I think he did just get paid. He did. No, he said should I have. He's contemplating. Should I have just done this since Zach Moss just put 70 on the Titans head in one drive. Yeah, went crazy. I know. So a lot of things do point towards Minshu coming in and taking it over,
Starting point is 00:15:29 but I got to lean on my guy, Jack, here, to figure this one out. You know, like you said, Menshu Mania, it's real. You see the hair I'm modeling after him, the mustache, it's after him. And because of all these factors, we're going. Jags minus four and a half. They are not losing the Colts. It's a divisional game, and they're going to take number one in the slot. I wish it was the Titans, but it isn't.
Starting point is 00:15:53 but it's Jags minus four and a half. That's why there's a long season. Yeah. Titans are going to find their stride later on down the road. We'll see what happens. You remember in 2019, two and four season, then we go to the EFC championship. We don't have to get into it.
Starting point is 00:16:05 We don't. We don't have to get into it. It's history. No, yeah, two and four. Losing to the Broncos that way. Broncos are dead, by the way. I like what you guys are doing. I really believe that the Jaguars
Starting point is 00:16:16 is the better team in the situation, but let me give you a stat real quick. The Jags are two and eight straight up and one and nine against the spread in their last 10 games. games as a home team. That is a stat right there. I believe the Colts are not as good as the Jaguars. I think the Jaguars coming back. They've won two games in London. You saw when they're coming off the field. We do this yelling Duval. They got the teeth coming out, the whole thing. A lot of
Starting point is 00:16:38 confidence there. The Colts are a team that everybody's sleeping on. Jonathan Taylor is that guy to me. He is coming back in a massive way. He is really putting the running back market, him along with Christian McCaffrey, are putting the running back market on their shoulders and they're going to run it into the sunset and make that thing a whole lot better. So unfortunately, I'm going to have to go against the three of you. This is not good. Colts. That was the one pick.
Starting point is 00:17:00 We've all gone against each other now. Oh, oh, you're going to get this. I'm going to go to the shots. Oh, that's bad. Oh, you felt, you thought I was going to go with the Jacks. Yeah, because that would be nine straight. And you know how it is when you see it on TV, the same logo. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:11 In front of you already, you know, to face it. Freezing Cold takes. That's one. Yep. And you know, when teams go in the locker rooms, they, those are up. TVs are in the locker rooms. They see it. You go, hey, they're picking against us.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Yeah. What are we going to do about it, boys, a little bit of. And right there, I feel like this is going to be a good slate. Yeah. This is going to be a fantastic slate. Last game in the buyer cell, Ravens, minus four and a half favorites against the Tennessee Titans, our local team here. They are playing in London.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Meal, I'm going to start with you again, brother. Let's see what you got. Yeah, this is a tough one, but I do have a strategy with this. I feel like whichever team goes to London first, usually. wins because they have a better time of getting adjusted to the weather to the grass or whatever the situation is, the time change. So I heard Bertie told me that the Ravens left yesterday and that the Titans is leaving tomorrow. Man, that's tough because, you know, I hate going against the Titans.
Starting point is 00:18:11 But again, this game is kind of evenly matched up. Even though the Titans is fourth in a division and the Ravens are second in their division, It's kind of almost even. You got Lamar Jackson, Ryan Tannenhill. You got Mark Andrew, Derek Henry. You got Zay Flowers. You got D-Hop. So I feel like the game is even.
Starting point is 00:18:26 But you know where I'm leaning. I am going with the Ravens. I know, I know, I know. Don't curse me. Don't get mad at me. Don't hate me. Yikes. But I am going with the raisins for this.
Starting point is 00:18:37 This is to make money. To make units, you understand what I'm saying. So the Ravens minus four and a half. That's what I'm doing. Interns. I mean, historically, this is the game the Titans lose on paper. But that's why... The game's not played on paper.
Starting point is 00:18:55 It's not played on paper, brother. It's played on the fucking grid, on the grid iron. So, with that being said... This is exactly the kind of game Mike Vrable loves, the game that people want to doubt them that say, you won't go to London, travel, short schedule, get the job done. This is why we're taking Titans plus four. and a half. A little bit of room in case it comes down to the wire, one point, three points,
Starting point is 00:19:21 four and a half points. As long as it's under that, we're riding with Titans plus four and a half. I think Mike Vrable takes those boys down there, gets them ready, gets them going, and they have a day. Spooktober. It's a scary, scary time out there. But it's not scary for anybody. Against the spread, the Titans are nine and one in their last 10 games played in Spooktober. That is something we need to look at. right there. Hey, first off, shout out Mitchie Billboard, dude.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Shout out Mitchie Billboard. There you go. For wrapping these stats. I don't know where he finds him. I don't know where he finds him. My man spends his time in the library. He's in books. He's going into history.
Starting point is 00:19:57 He's going to the area in Hogwarts where you're not allowed to go. He goes back down there, down the spiral staircase, and he finds these stats for me. It's absolutely incredible. They're 9 and 1 against a spread in Spooktober. The last 10 games. Now, these teams in the last 10 games have split 50-50. Titans won the previous two before the playoff game in 2020. I believe it was.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Or 2021. I can't remember that exact time. This game is one of those games where if I'm sitting here making new units, maybe I would go with you, Delaney. And after reading those stats, it feels comfortable saying Titans plus four and a half. But to be safe, to put a W in the wind column, I'm going to tease this game a little bit. I'm going to move that to Titans plus seven and a half.
Starting point is 00:20:39 And we are going to feel extremely safe. And then I, from a clean, conscious standpoint, can sit there. I'd say I'm still betting on the Tennessee nights. Call me, hey, I'm a scumbag. Everybody don't make money. That's going to make you money. It's Fentober. Four or no.
Starting point is 00:20:54 I'm looking at my sheet and it says to me four or no. You bet. You're playing how the Ravens played at the end of the game last week. You're playing scared and that's why they lost. They made me lose. So if I lose that bet, that means you're going to lose that bet too. Yeah. Yeah, they, no.
Starting point is 00:21:13 No. Well, wait, while we lose. Because if I lose my bed of Titans plus seven and a half, they're going to lose by eight, and you guys are going to lose plus four and a half. Oh, yeah. That will, yeah. Oh, no, I'm right with mule. Yeah, I guess at the end of the day, we'll both lose,
Starting point is 00:21:29 but at least I'll be able to sleep knowing that I was a man about it. So let's, should we move on to our next segment? I, uh, for the life of me, we are going to have a long talk. I'm going to cut the call your parents when this is all over. You're acting like, I told you that one doesn't work. You don't want to call you a minute. I told you that one is a hard day. You don't want to go, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Your father asked me to give you this job. He begged me. He said, hey, my son's a fucking loser. He's going to be on the street soon. I'm going to kick him out of my house. Please, God, just give him an opportunity. And you're going to do this? You're going to handle yourself like this?
Starting point is 00:21:59 I beg my dad not to give me this job. Get a haircut. Oh, no. They don't matter, man. When you see seven and seven on the board, you don't really listen. When you see seven on the board, you know great things are coming.
Starting point is 00:22:09 When you see sevens on the board, you know, hey, we're running left. Let's move on. We're going to take a quick commercial break. When we come back from that, we're going to hit our parlay section of the whole show, and that's Bet the Boys Index Parlay, followed by our easy team's favorite fun. We will be back right after these spooky messages. Hey, yeah you, come here.
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Starting point is 00:23:22 Embrace the spook. Welcome back to Slips and Picks 500. I hope you weren't too scared over those spooky messages. We are now going to get into the Bet the Boys Index parlay. Myself, the Mule, and the interns are all going to put together a nice little parlay for you guys on player prop bets. We are going to start with the interns on this one. What do you got for us, boys? This is our thing, by the way.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Yeah. If you watch Pettys slips, the end of the show, we kind of run this world. I've watched the show. I've watched the show. Our first lock will be Lamar Jackson, over 42 and a half yards. I know we just talked about it. It's the London game. There's going to be inflammation, as you always mentioned from the plane rides. The receivers might be moving a little different speed.
Starting point is 00:24:10 So Lamar Jackson, though, he remains the same. He'll be out there cruising and bruising, over 42 and a half rushing yards. What's he averaging right now? I don't know his exact average. but I do know in the last five games, he has covered the over on his rushing yards, four out of the last five. That's all I needed to hear on that meal.
Starting point is 00:24:26 What do you got? Not so fast. We have another one to add. Hold on before you do this, you guys go on Ash Ketch-em? Let him take a hand. I would just want to Ash Ketch him right now. We would like to present to you the first ever
Starting point is 00:24:39 mortal lock of the S&P 500. You heard me. Mortal lock. And that mortal lock is Derek Henry. over 64 and a half rushing yards in that same exact game, which the units, as Mule likes to say, will be up. And I will have something on this wrist.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Cruising. In Bruising, in London. Cheerio, mate. Mortal. You feel comfortable? Do you feel comfortable with that? With Derek Herring having over 62 rushing yards? Here's what I say about the king.
Starting point is 00:25:14 The king's not top 10 in rushing right now. We don't know what Titans we're going to get when they rush Derek more than 20 times a game. They've won both those games. The times they've gone in the teens, they've lost those games. What Titans are we going to get in this type of situation? What are we going to do? The bounce back Titans? The bounce back Titans?
Starting point is 00:25:31 There's running so much more play action. In RPOs, I get nervous. And Derek is not happy. And you know with Derek, you've got to get them in his fourth or fifth step. You need that offensive line to be jelling from a run game standpoint. And there's no disrespect. We just haven't seen it yet this year. You haven't seen a bet like this this year.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Are you willing to put your reputation on this? Are you willing? Are you willing to... to sacrifice possibly your entire job, you might be already gone. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you right now. Are you willing to put your job on the line that's $16,500 a year you're making? He's been there once, he'll be there again. That's all I got to say, man. I've already been to the bottom. I'm not afraid of the bottom. Rock bottom's a great foundation to build upon. What's your stats? What's your statistics? I mean, what's your percentage on parlay's? Um, inter.
Starting point is 00:26:23 What's the, you guys have an intern? The budget has been nice this year. The budget has been nice. Thanks to the meal. Thanks to the meal. We've hit three parlays. The first one was plus 815, which... Plus 850.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Plus 850, which carries you probably into week seven. Then we hit another one that was around plus three or four. No, we had two plus 800s first week. And then we hit a plus 347. So basically, we're already playing in week 12. We play home run ball. So D. Henry over how many yards? 64 and a half.
Starting point is 00:26:58 And Lamar Jackson over 42 and a half. Ooh. I'll ride with them if they're hitting. I mean, they've been hitting. We've been hitting too. I bet the Boisinnix Parlay hit last week, our ETFs hit last week, and it's been good. Yeah, we've been on a steady pace.
Starting point is 00:27:13 We've been on a steady pace. You've been on the best pace, brother. I can't say it enough, but we'll go. We'll do it. That's cool. We'll do it. We'll lock it in regardless of attitudes, regardless of the way you guys are,
Starting point is 00:27:23 trying to take over this show we'll let it ride we're going to let it ride mule give me your bet the boys index parley so this week I am going with the Titans tijez spears over 27 and a half rushing
Starting point is 00:27:40 and this is why the last four games he had 34 yards 40 yards six against the browns we're not going to count that game that was just a bad game with him and 49 yards after that the man is going to get the ball the man is going to have the opportunity
Starting point is 00:27:53 to touch the ball. Don't get me wrong. We do have the king. The king, you know, when he's not running so well, we put Spears in there to get us a quick little snappy, get the offense going. So I think with that being said, he will get that 27 and a half yards. So I will be going with Tadje Spears on that point. Let me put things in a perspective for you guys for a second. Please do. The Titans are not rushing the ball well this year. And now in this, just in this parlay, and we haven't even got to mind. We have Tajay Spears going over 27 yards, so say 28 yards. And we got the king going over 65 yards.
Starting point is 00:28:30 62 and a half. 62. Oh, I thought it was 64 and a half. Yeah, it is. Oh, okay. This is perfect, though. It's perfect. 92 total yards, the Titans are going to rush for.
Starting point is 00:28:41 They average more than that per game. Yeah, per game. Simple math. Just those two? Yeah. I feel like that's doable. This is London, baby. Yeah, it's ground and pound.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Anything. Fish and chips. Titans the home team, too. Boston Tea Party. Exactly. Yeah, I mean. It's a lot of rushing on here. Yeah, it's a lot of rushing.
Starting point is 00:29:02 I will give you that. All right. We'll just let it, we'll just let it fucking run. We're just going to do that. You need the word. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Why have we got going on up here? I'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:29:11 I'll see that. My, first of, I want to start by saying, I love that you guys are praying on people having success in this league, and I love that. We want to see everyone do well in this league. Not me this week. Not me. Danger Witch pissed me the fuck off when I saw the subway commercial. The way he stared with those creepy, rapy eyes into the screen
Starting point is 00:29:29 and talks about how dangerous he was, pissed me off. I got happy when he was bad last year, and I'm happy right now with the Broncos dying. I think Sean Payton has bit off a little more than you. He's exposed himself a little bit. Is he a really good head coach? I really don't know. Here's what I can say.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Other than two games, he hasn't thrown for over 215 yards. Russell. So my bet the boy's index parlay is going to go, Russell Wilson under 224 and a half passing yards for this game. The only two, I believe it was the Bears when they had that insanity comeback and they had to do halfway through the third quarter and there was one more. It might have been the commanders. I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:30:06 It was the Dolphins. It was 70-20 in that game. And Sean Payton kept Russell Wilson in the game and made him throw, garbage time throws. This is, we're talking about mortal locks. We already got one out of here. I'm not going to go and start taking things. but that, you can pretty much take that one to the bank. I feel like that's a good bet.
Starting point is 00:30:24 That's a good bet, right? Kansas City. Yeah, Kansas City. They're also dependent on a point differential to lead the AFC. So Kansas City's not going to be letting up for anything. So, you know, I think they're deems to be coming charging. What you got? Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:30:43 That is units. That is units. We will take that. We will take that, boys. Whoa! You gotta go to commercial. Go to commercial. I mean, back, I almost got a slam.
Starting point is 00:30:56 See my... Disrespectful little ass. Go to commercial. Go to commercial. You got him. He got my ass. Oh, wait, there is no commercial. It's all right.
Starting point is 00:31:03 I got something for him. There is no commercial. And on Broadway after this game. Our next section is going to be ETFs. That's our easy. Team favorite fun. It's going to be very easy. We're going to pick teams that are massive favorites.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Put them into a parlay for you. Turn those negatives into positives. As the meals like to say, Unit, Unit, Mule. Start us off, baby. You've been on an absolute role in this one. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. There's no way you're going to do what I think you're going to do.
Starting point is 00:31:27 You know I'm about to do this. There's no way you're going to do what I think you're going to do. You know what I'm about to do. I'm taking the first place, Speedy Gonzalez Dolphins against the fourth place, Panthers. Okay? And that's, it's going to be minus 13 and a half. I know they may want to move that line down. We don't know yet.
Starting point is 00:31:44 We're going to see. We're going to let everybody talk, and then we'll talk about it. But I'm taking the dolphins. I just think the dolphins is going to come. out there too has been playing great some people say MVP i don't think so but some people do tyranti joel jellie wado coming back you know he's getting his legs under him i feel like he gonna have a great game against the panthers and then you got brycheon over there can he do it can he do it alabama kid you know a lot of people like him a lot of people think he gonna be good but right
Starting point is 00:32:10 now he's just not showing that so i got to go with the dolphins 13 and a half wow yeah he did it you did what i said what i thought you were going to do i did it man yeah you said dolphins might 13 and a half. The last three weeks, Neil, we have literally sat here with massive lines and said, move the line down to six and a half, or three and a half, or whatever. Because, I know what you're
Starting point is 00:32:32 going to say. My man's units, but his units and you do that. The numbers go down. That's what happened. The numbers go down. I know, Delaney. But when we put the parlay together, it becomes plus. I'm going to move it. I'm a movie. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:32:47 To be fair. To be fair. Last week, his pick was the Lions. And what was it originally? Minus 9. We went to talk him down to minus 3. But what they win by 20? 20.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Yeah. And then the week before, I think it was the same thing. Same thing. So you want to, listen. This is the week of risk. This is my show. This is a week of risk. No, we're going to hit the parlay.
Starting point is 00:33:08 We're doing this to get doing this for everybody. We've hit the parlay two weeks in a row. I'm going to move it. I'm going to move it down. But you know, y'all know what time it is. You follow the boy. You know. to make them bets.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Indeed. But, yeah, we'll move it down. What's a good move down if... I'll say six and a half. Probably 12 and a half. Six and a half? If you guys really want to do this, if you guys really want to take this easy team,
Starting point is 00:33:33 favorite fun parlay, have our clients look at us and bet 13 and a half on the dolphins in this. We can do that. Is it automatically a way more dangerous? Yes. But if you guys want to do you guys want to do that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:48 I got one yes. Let's move it down. Let's just move it down. He said, no. No, we can, no, we're going to move it down. And that's why you're going to go places. That's why you're going to go places. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:33:58 But I'll be honest. I'm not saying that to you, sir. The Gecko hit, that he hit this last bet. He actually moved the line up, too. Oh, you did that on your own. Yeah, he did. The Gecko did. And he hit.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Look where he is today, though. Yeah, look where he was. I know. I know. I know. I know. That was the only bat he probably hit. He was too screwed to show to work today.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Yeah. All right, you guys want to go 16? Do you want to go 13 and a half? No, we're going to go 6.5. Let's do 6.5. We're going to go 6.5 on that one. Interns, what do you guys got? We will be taking the Eagles minus 6 and a half against the Jets.
Starting point is 00:34:30 And let me hit you with a little fun fact. I want to hear it. In the last six meetings, the Eagles have covered the spread, and that is since 2003. That would be before the inception of Instagram, Twitter, YouTube. And when Facebook was called my face. The in-lined here is that you can move this lineup to minus 21, and the Eagles are still going to cover. It is in MetLife, and the Jets need a win, need it.
Starting point is 00:35:03 But the Eagles aren't going to let that happen. One more even funner fact. That was pretty fun. I don't know how you can funer that one. Chad, how many times there's England and the Jets have a lot of things. in common. How many times has England defeated the U.S. in war? Zero. How many times have the Jets defeated the Eagles in the history in the NFL? Zero.
Starting point is 00:35:26 That's all you got here, man. They've never defeated. Into this? Yeah, at the top. And that's why this thing's going to hit no matter what. God bless the USA. God bless America. All right, we're going to Eagle with six and a half. Let's go to myself. We're going to go Bills. They're also playing the Giants into the New York team. They're garbage.
Starting point is 00:35:45 I had to move that line. It was at 14. I moved to. down to six and a half because we're keeping an easy team favor fund that's about as locky as it gets boys and i loved the fact that you brought america into this got i absolutely love that do we have a number on that let's get all six and a half to triple six parley at all six parley at all six and a half it's plus two 17 if you were to stay with the mule it's plus 13 and a half i like the triple six parley triple six parley i mean we could we don't know we don't know if we want that But six and a half. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Triple sisters. You guys want to do the 6664. I would love that. I would love that. You have some demons. Demon time. Literally, dude. All right.
Starting point is 00:36:30 It's over. I feel like it started off a little rocky with these interns, but it's gotten smoother and smoother as the show has gone on. We're going to take a quick commercial break. And when we come back, we are going to jump into our pump or dump segment. Let's take a little look at Bustin with the Boycemark, shall we, boys? Guys, I'm about ideas. What are we doing for merch this week? Dude, I actually have no idea.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Man, I wish there was just like a way we could get inside of the consumer's head. Whiskey and cigars on a polo. Yeah, just a way to like plant the seed inside their head. Dead hats, dead hats, dead hats, dead hats, dead hats. Imagine if we could like hypnotize the customer. Buy our merch. Buy our merch. Buy our merch.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Sliffs and Picks and Picks 500. We are going to get our next segment, which is the pump or dump. I'm going to give these three other individuals a game with the points. They're going to choose to pump it, taking the over, or they're going to dump it, taking the under. The first game we're going to look at is the Seattle Seahawks at the Cincinnati Bengals. That number is 45 and a half. Interns, what have we got? Wait, what did you say the overrunner was?
Starting point is 00:37:51 45 and a half? It's on the sheet that you printed. I heard you the first time. This week, we are going to pump. this game. We are pumping the Seahawks. The Seahawks have the 24th ranked defense in the NFL. The Bengals, as of last week, look like they might be officially BACK back. And Gino Smith, man, you know how he likes to get in the end zone a few times a game. So we're going to be pumping this game. Yeah, think about it. You got Joe Burrow. You got Jamar Chase. You got Joe Mixin. You got Tyler Boyd.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Weapons on weapons on weapons. The only time that the Bengals have showed up is this past week. Yeah. All it takes is one weeks. She got to see one go in. You heard him. All it takes is one weeks. All right, Meal, let's hear from you.
Starting point is 00:38:40 We pump in our dumping Seahawks at Cincinnati, 45 and a half. They made a great point. You know, the Bengals did show up last week, but that was last week. This is a whole new week. Sorry, guys, I will be taking a fat dump on this game. Take a fat dump. It's okay. Enjoy.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Diggs, a friend of the show, Bustin with the boys. He comes in the show, what happens in the next week, he gets an interception. The Seahawks are playing good ball right now. The Cincinnati Bengals, that's a good football team on paper, as one of the interns just said. They have a lot of weapons, they can do a lot of things. I'll give
Starting point is 00:39:15 you a stat of my own. Two weeks ago, I went three and one in the pump and dumb segments, and I bet the under on everything. This week, I got a little frog. You got a little excited about hitting the overs, wanting to bet for seeing all the touchdowns of the world, seeing the excitement across the football landscape, on a Sunday afternoon.
Starting point is 00:39:30 And what happened? One and three. I can't in good conscience. Go to my clients, tell them, pump this game, get excited, inevitably just to lose money. You're going to dump this one, and you're going to be happy you did it.
Starting point is 00:39:40 It's going to be the best breakup you've ever gone through. Next game we're going to hit is a game that our interns talked about in their easy team's favorite fun, and that is the Eagles at Jets. The number on that game is 41.5 points. Let's go interns again. Well, if you remember the last meeting
Starting point is 00:39:58 of the Eagles and the Jets, the Eagles snuck out with a win, 21-20, which on paper right here, 41 and a half, that's not cutting it. That's exactly why we're pumping this game. Pump, pump, pump it up. Jalen Hertz, Zach Wilson, in MetLife, they're going to be throwing and slinging. Trust it, don't, don't care. Neil, what do you got here, brother? I mean, I'm 3-0.
Starting point is 00:40:23 I feel like I've been 3-0 for four weeks now into pump and dump, section section so with that being said eagles at the jets i don't see the jets putting a lot of points on the board but the eagles may have maybe no jet's defense actually is pretty good let me let me bite my ton so i think this game is going to be a dump dumb i like that as well i think the the jets team as a whole is not good but their defense is electric if they had aaron rogers were having all singing a whole different tune right now on the pumper dump segment i'm going to dump this one as well so we got Two dumps and two pumps. You also have to remember that Jets are two games behind the dolphins in the division.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Just two. They're fighting. They're fighting. It's week six of the NFL season. They're fighting. Two back. Two back. Two back.
Starting point is 00:41:15 If you did that, really if you three X that, they're literally six games behind the dolphins now. What are we talking about? When they show the graphic and it says, clinch in the hunt, Jets are in the hunt. There's no clenches. It's crazy. They're absolutely going to roll over and die, though. I don't. That's why I think the game's going to be an under because the defense is going to play really well.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Yeah. You played it into my hand there. Cardinals at Rams, the number on that one is 48 and a half points. I'll start. I'm going to keep you the theme alive. We're dumping. We're dumping this one. Cardinals, they're so wishy-washy.
Starting point is 00:41:47 I think Josh Jobs is a great quarterback. I think Matthew Stafford is a good quarterback. But it's very difficult for me to see the, The Cardinals putting up a lot of points and the Rams as well. So for me, I'm going to have to go on a dump at 48.5 points. Mule, who do you got, baby? Damn, that was good. You know, I kind of like the dump on that one as well.
Starting point is 00:42:12 But Josh Dobbs has been playing pretty well. He's getting the Cardinals going. So I'm saying the best Tennessee ball NFL quarterback of all time. I don't really know about that. I've been hearing that as well. Pete does murmuring is going on that. He might be the greatest Tennessee volunteers quarterback to ever play in the NFL. That's what people are saying.
Starting point is 00:42:31 I'm not saying that. That's a big statement there. And then Rams, I'm at Matt Stafford, obviously, he got the Great White Hope back. So I feel like they're going to end in with Puka. Pooka been going nuts. Man, I'm going to have to pump this game. Sheesh. I'm just going to have to pump this game, man.
Starting point is 00:42:51 I don't let me, I ain't going to let me talk myself out of it. Pump, pump, pump. Interns. We'll be dumping. Well, before we dump, though, I feel it's only right that people must know that the Cardinals right now are four and one with the over this year.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Four and one. No James Connor this week. No James Connor, though. Four and one, they're due for a lull. I saw what you did there, too. You brought me up like, oh, shit, maybe we should hit the over, and then you brought me back down with the James Connor. I like that.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Our next segment is going to be the dogs, dogs, dogs, underdog segment. We are going to, I have the mules written down, I have mine written down, but I don't see the interns anywhere. So interns, we're going to start with you. We're going to pick a team that is an underdog and have them perform and win this game. What is it going to be? This has kind of been y'all's kryptonite segment this year. So you can't seem to fit what a real underdog is.
Starting point is 00:43:48 So for our underdog of the week. Why are you talking like that? Talking like a winner? The pronunciation, like your pronunciation is the way. you're speaking. Talking like a winner. Talking like dogs. You guys have been your crypt tonight this year. Because you literally choose teams that are minus
Starting point is 00:44:04 110. This is not a traditional underdog. You see my pick this week? Yeah, I did. And you're lucky that. And you're lucky, dude. Shut your bitch ass up. Yeah, you're lucky. I literally wrote that. Did you? Did that one for you? No, Taylor helped me out with that one.
Starting point is 00:44:19 We hope. That's why we're... Hey, what is your... What is your honor? Quit talking. Oh, dude. You want me to Quit talking. I heard you the first time. Stop repeating yourself.
Starting point is 00:44:28 We're taking the commander's money line. A real underdog. Not this little petty bullshit. Let me give you plus three and a half points, minus one, ten odds. We're taking a real underdog commander's money line. Who are they playing? Doesn't matter. They're playing the Falcons.
Starting point is 00:44:48 What's the spread on that game? It's like one or a half or two? Yeah. One and a half? But did he just? He just did it. We took money line, which is ain't actually.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Oh, he's plus two and a half. We're not taking the spread. We're taking the money line. Y'all are laughing about nothing. You took the spread plus. Plus 116. Yeah, we get you. Let's hear you all.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Let's hear you all. We got it. I'm going to take the Texans money line in this game. It's simple. is that that things are playing good ball. CJ Stroud, hell of a ball player. He's the best quarterback in Ohio State history. He's taking care of the football.
Starting point is 00:45:35 He's doing what he needs to do. I got the Texans in this one. I'm taking the Seahawks money line. Oh, okay. You like that. No, let's go. I always put that there. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Thank you. Got a lot of division going on. You did you have seen commanders plus one and a half? No, we have a commander's money line. I'm taking Texas money line. Everyone taking money line. You just said Texans plus one and a half. Did I not just say run the tape back?
Starting point is 00:46:00 I'm thinking Texan's Money Line in this game. It's simple as that. He said Money Line after. You know what's good? I know who's editing this. They'll hear it. He said Money Line after that. I did say Money Line.
Starting point is 00:46:08 I said Money Line Texans. So. That was a good. That was a great thing. It's funny. It's funny to see children get riled out, dude. They're a little temporary days room. We're not even mad, bro.
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Starting point is 00:47:22 Welcome back to Slips and Picks 500. I am Chet Savage. I am your host. Right now we're going to talk about Monday night football. This game is going to be the Cowboys who was decimated against the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday night football, 42 to 10 last week versus and at the Los Angeles Chargers. That game, that number is coming in at 49.5. Cowboys are favored at minus 2 at this point. I feel comfortable with the over in this one.
Starting point is 00:47:49 I feel comfortable with the over. I would love to hear your guys' pick so I can make a decision and double down on everything because I love the over but Mil, I want to hear from you. Your bet's been going crazy lately. Who are you going to go with? Man, this is a crazy one.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Both of them second in a division. Cowboys are second in NFCEs. The Chargers are second in the AFCEs. So, I mean, damn, this is crazy to even see that the Chargers is second in a division. But I'm going to have to The chief. Huh?
Starting point is 00:48:21 You're chiefs. Who? The reigning Super Bowl Chains. I know. I know, yeah. It's crazy. They're so elite. But, you know, when you think about it, Cowboys got demolished by the 49ers, and, I mean, you put that on tape, and it's out there.
Starting point is 00:48:36 They've been getting the shit talked about them, memes after memes after Dak Prescott. So I feel like they're going to have something to prove. They got to come back in here, Tony Pollard, C.D. Lamb, and then that defense, Mike, Mike, a person against just Houston Hubert, King, what's it? Dang, Michael. Mike a person, Justin Hubert. No, against. I know.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Yeah, yeah. Michael Parsons and Justin Herbert. Yeah, yeah, Justin Herbert. That's all right, though. That's Pomona. I messed up your names, but that's how I talked. That's Pomona. That's all it is.
Starting point is 00:49:05 I'm going to go Cowboys, minus two, man. I just think that they got something to prove. They got to come back and they got to beat a team like this for people to think that they still can be in a contending championship run. I do like that. That makes me feel comfortable with the Cowboys. I want to hear from you guys and I'm going to make a decision. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:22 You saw Michael Parsons, too, on the podcast he was talking about 49ers don't want to see us again. You can't be talking that crazy and then not follow it up with a dub. But there's like 32 points. There's also some other facts out there that should be looked at. Jack, I don't know if you want to hit it. You can hit that one. I've got a little fun fact, though. Up until last week before the 49ers game,
Starting point is 00:49:45 the Cowboys would only give it up 41 total points on defense the whole year. They end up giving up 42 points in the total game last week, which is tough. I think it's a get back on track game for the Cowboys. I think it's going to be tough to hit that over. But the Chargers are also on a two-game win streak coming off a by, and in their last four games, they've all been decided by one score. So I think it's going to be a tight game. I'm going to leave it up to my man to make this final call.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Chargers are four and nine at underdog, or when they're underdogs at home since 2016. And for that reason, we are riding with the mule, Cowboys Minus 2. Yes, sir. Incredible. Good homework, well done. Great presentation. The whole thing, intern, 2, you fixed your voice, whatever you were doing with the annunations before. You really sold me on that.
Starting point is 00:50:36 I'm going to go Cowboys Minus 2 with you guys as well. I'm going to take that over. I don't know what it was. Call it intuition, call it hope, call it fate. When I looked at that number and I looked at the two teams playing and Micah Parsons on that podcast I say you don't want to see us again. And then Debo coming back and like, bro, we beat you by 30. I know.
Starting point is 00:50:54 It was already personal. That is the delusion you need to have to be an elite player in this game. I think the 49ers not only have the best team in the NFL, they also have an incredible coaching staff and schemed Parsons so well. Did a great job of slipping blocks, using the Y to slash him, bait him, and then move out of the way so the tackles could handle him. I think in this game, Parsons is a big factor. he's a great leader on that team.
Starting point is 00:51:20 I think the Cowboys are going to go minus two, especially after everything you guys said. I like that a lot. I will be taking the over. I don't know if you guys want to jump on on that or maybe take the under, or are you guys happy with where you're at? I think we'll rather over with you.
Starting point is 00:51:32 We like the over. I'm taking it over too. That's all I needed to hear, boys. Hey, shout out to you last week, too. What happened? Lone Wolf picking the Raiders. That was big. That was big.
Starting point is 00:51:41 That was a big one for me. Because my week was looking a little bit like geckos. And I really needed Monday night and those two picks. to save my ass, get me to seven and seven. Get my head above water, because when you see the sevens, what do you do? Follow the signs. Follow the signs.
Starting point is 00:51:56 There is one more, there is one more pump I want to hit, or dump, actually. Ravens and Titans. Dump it. I'm dumping that game. I'm dumping that game as well. I'm dumping that game. I know we're talking about Monday Night Football. I'm dumping that game.
Starting point is 00:52:11 So I add that to my list as well. Listen. Rocky start, turbulence. Turbulance start. Didn't see where the interns were coming with all that the way they were talking. I had to phone the boss. Tell them, hey, we might have to get rid of the long-haired one. But you guys did an incredible job today.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I can't wait to see how the records reflect your score as we go into week seven of the NFL season. Thank you so much for joining us. Please make sure you subscribe. Please share you see a friend and tell a friend about this beautiful show. And let's raise this thing up to the moon. Have a great day. I'm Chet Savage and I'm your host. We are back with the penniesips parlay.
Starting point is 00:52:55 It honestly feels great to be back in our office. The green screen desk was a little bit too uppity and stuffy and all that nonsense. But we are back to deliver you some winners. We were close last week, very close. And because we were close, there's some new enemies on that enemy. We have the Titans and the Bills on there. Titans lost me and my three-leg parlay. Team favorites for the whole league, the Bills, they also lost us.
Starting point is 00:53:20 The four best teams parlay, which is really tough to see. This man, though, who's on the enemy list last week, has now been designated king since he took down the bills in London. These two guys have also lost their title of king. We might have to just double crowned him. Double crowned, Delaney. Yeah, we're still not really sure what's going on up there. We were with the big times earlier, but now we're back with Old Reliable, and we're going to give you some Thursday night action. Here's a three-leg parlay coming your way.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Starting out first, we have an anytime TD by Isaiah Pacheco. He scored in their last three games, and then we still have Kelms. who potentially is nursing a hurt ankle, so I'd expect to see a lot of action from Pacheco. The second leg is the Chiefs minus 10.5. Let's be real. Kansas City, they still got something to prove because the first time they were without Travis Kelsey,
Starting point is 00:54:09 they did not play too hot. If he does not play this week, you can expect them to come out firing. Patrick Mahomes wants to send a message to the league. So we're rocking with the Chiefs minus 10.5. With our third leg, that's going to be also another Patrick Mahomes. We've got over 22 and a half rushing yards. With him, that's really just like one big play.
Starting point is 00:54:27 He gets out scrambling and he takes off and he got it. And that's one leg. And that's going to give you a total of plus 325. Super solid parlay. Put you a little on there. Get some action. Get ready for the weekend. Team parlay.
Starting point is 00:54:40 JP, if you want to kick it off? Team parlay, we are starting with primetime Josh Allen. He's looking to bounce back. He's back in the States. They're taking on the Giants. I don't want to take any more digs at the Giants have already been taken at them. Daniel Jones, he might be the biggest thief in the NFL
Starting point is 00:54:56 after what he did with that contract. And he does not plan on giving that money back. So we're rocking with the bills minus 14 against the Giants. And the second leg is going to be the Eagles at MetLife against the New York Jets. Minus 7. Eagles are one of the best teams in league right now. Jets are kind of wavering on one of the worst.
Starting point is 00:55:16 So it's kind of a proof of game, but I do think the Eagles go in there and dominate with Jalen Hurst. And we got one more leg for you. Last but not least, we are bringing it to the team that never lets anyone down on almost any bet you place on them. The 49ers versus the Browns. We're taking them at minus six and a half. That is free money. 49ers are honestly a couple games away from chasing that.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Could they go 16 and 0? And if they're not going to go 16 and 0, I can promise you they're not going to lose to the Browns. So expect another big week from the Niners. And you put all those together. It doesn't. It seems too good to be true. It seems like a fantasy, but it's plus 614. Plus 614 for those favorites, the three-team favorite, parlay.
Starting point is 00:55:59 We're going to move on, though, to our undefeated segment, the Rockham Sockham, of the week, if you want to set it up the game for us. We have the Saints versus the Texans. Honestly, this is about as even as you can get between two teams, so it's only fitting that we go to the Rockham Sockhams. And it will lead us to victory again. Houston and the Saints. Best of luck.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Best of luck, Houston and Saints. All right. If they only knew. They only knew. How many? Hey, Saints. Houston and the Saints have been on ours actually on two separate occasions now. So it's only right they have their own matchup.
Starting point is 00:56:40 And it looks like the data is pointing towards the Saints. They're going to go into Houston and hopefully take care of business, continue to this undefeated streak. Always trust the data. It never lets you down. Never. You know we always say. Cue that outro music.
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