Bussin' With The Boys - David Bakhtiari & Rob Tonyan Jr.

Episode Date: August 25, 2022

Recorded: August 5, 2022 | In this episode we welcome David Bakhtiari to the bus for his debut, and our guy Rob Tonyan Jr. who helps Will co-host on this fine afternoon at Lambeau Field. The boys are able to stay serious for about 48 minutes then it's locker room vibes from there on out. Intro (0:00) Nebraska will go 11-1 (10:00) Shoutout "no free shoutout" (20:35) Interview starts (30:30) Funniest player on the Packers (37:00) Training camp essentials & pranks (46:00) David's ACL recovery process (1:01:00) Dave and Rob's conversation at Aaron Rodgers Thanksgiving (1:10:00) Tier Talk "Best Drinking Games" (1:20:00) True Beer Pong Tourney Rules (1:41:00) ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Chevy: Chevy Silverado - Learn more about the Chevy Silverado at https://barstool.link/ChevyBarstool Duke Cannon: Use code “Bussin” at https://barstool.link/DukeCannonBSS for 15% off your first order. Georgia Boot: Go to https://barstool.link/GeorgiaBoot and use code BUSSIN for 20% off Hallow: For a 3 month free trial go to https://barstool.link/HallowBWTBFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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inside of our HQ. Some things coming up. Obviously, college football season is coming up. And then obviously our favorite segment of the week, our shoutout, no free shoutout. Segment of the week, that is where we shout something out that we hold dear to our hearts. But again, everybody understands the rules on the bus.

That is, there are never any free shoutouts. But that Bach and Tenyon episode, it's coming. It's absolutely incredible. Lockroom talks sky high. We talk about basically drinking games for the back half of the episode. It's just like three white days. dudes, the bros, fraternity house,

just talking about how we should celebrate this weekend with our drinking games, mostly beer pong. Because that's our tear talk, right? Tear talk is best drinking games. So buckle up.

It's fucking awesome. We get into Bach and like how he's coming back from his ACL because he kind of, he tore his ACL a couple years ago, similar to, it was around the same time frame as Taylor, right?

Then he had to get a second surgery last season. Like it's been up and down for the boy. So we wanted to dig into that. He's a very masculine. He, likes to just keep positive high vibes all the time. You can tell he doesn't want to like, he'll dip his toe in and talking about some of his lows,

but he's got such a front that you've got to try and peel back the onion a little bit more. I know when we get him here in the offseason, we'll get even more into it. But you can tell he's just like he doesn't like putting his waist in the water. He doesn't like going any deeper than just like dipping his toes in there. But we talk about his injury, him coming back from that because the boy's back and we're going to be championing him all year long. Thanksgiving story between him and Rob to where it got really dicey at Thanksgiving. They sit at a table. Everybody goes around and says what they're thankful for,

and they say something they have a rule to where they say something positive about the person on the left or the right or vice versa. And the other side gets, what, something negative or something corrective? And apparently Bach had some words to say to Tonyon, which is an all-time story that you guys are going to enjoy. Like I said, the beer pong games, the best drinking games is our tier talk and the proper ruling for drinking games in beer pong. We talk about how it's going to be universal. the official tournament rules of how you play beer pong. It ultimately just ended up. We all learned that we come from different white cultures across the globe.

And we just start getting hype on, oh, man, I've never heard that rule before. That shit sounds sick. And we just kind of have a great time talking about it. If you guys are watching right now, our merchandise is out today. If you're listening, if you're at Tier 1 and you're already listening at 6 a.m., 7 a.m. on your way to work because I know how you guys roll. At 9 a.m. central time, this shit drops. if you're already listening and watching after 9 a.m. Central time, this shit is out.

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Imagine that shirt, though. No, the merchandise that we have out. Titans, Raiders. Boy, Jackson, Michigan, Nebraska. You say that again, sorry. Titans, Raiders, Michigan, Nebraska. That's just four right now? Okay, because I know Garrett, Garrett is the one on the mic right now.

He's like our merch guy. He's the op, dude. He's having all the baggage. Operations guy. He's the op. He's the operative for our merchandise. Not like, not the op. The black ops.

He's, you know, he's bacon. He's the five. But Garrett does all of our merchandise so I know like I'm in that group chat Him and him and the him and the crew at Barstool they're going back and forth in the lab on making new stuff for other teams So we got more shit coming but right now Michigan Nebraska Raiders and Titans it's good to be fan bases in those areas Or if you're like you know you have a fan base it's black red I'm thinking of the hats black red Yeah if you're like a falcons fan yeah Falcons yeah that red hat the Nebraska would be a falcons yeah if you're a falcons I'm thinking of the hats

pockets fan but our new merch is out go buy it up i'm pretty sure based on our numbers last year like we're gonna be rolling this shit out and they could be gone already as i'm talking right now so make sure to go get your merch get ready for football season the vibes are fucking high because week zero starts this weekend boys we are fucking back and you know who plays the week zero like i had to contain myself on the tuesday podcast with besotian lefleur like that intro because i knew we had this one but i'm getting a little goosebumps thinking about it. The boys fucking play this weekend in Ireland

against Northwestern. Nebraska takes on Northwestern in Ireland. And I'm juiced the fuck up, dude. Because we're going to start 1 and 0. I'm saying it right now. Can you bring up the scheduling for week zero? Because maybe we can shout out some other teams that are on there because we know that the boys are playing.

Oh, so there's several games on this Saturday. They might as well just call it week one. Like, what do we got to call this week zero? Week zero is dove. I won't be a hater. I got to keep the five side. Week zero is dope. Nebraska and Northwestern that said,

is that 12.30 Eastern time? Okay. Who else do we got on there? Yukon, Utah State, Wyoming, and Illinois. That's a wee game. But shout out our boy, Barstow Carl. I know he likes Illinois, but, you know, come on, Illinois.

I was going to say, like, essentially the Nebraska versus Northwestern is the primetime game in Week Zero. If you're looking at all those games on there, What are you going to pick over the Nebraska Northwestern game? And in Hawaii. Really? No.

Oh, I was going to say, I'm open for, I'm open for like a friendly little debate. That's got to be it. Yeah, it's got to be it, dude. I mean, you got, but yeah, it's pretty much it. North Texas at U-Tep. College football's back, baby. College football's back, baby, that's right. But, yeah, man, I'm fired up.

I'm fired up for the season. God, we need good vibes. You got to give your prediction. On Nebraska and Northwestern? Yeah, that and final record. Final record, I've already said it's 9 and 3. Do you want me to go over to the schedule with you? I can see their schedule and tell you because I did this on Brandon Walker's college football show.

We went through the schedule and we talked about where they're going to win and lose. I don't want to, it's tough because I know I'm sure all of Nebraska and all the boys in the locker and listen to this podcast. They're probably listened to it like as they're flying to. Dublin. But yeah, we're going to get a dub against Northwestern. We're going to get a dub against Georgia Southern. That's 2 and 0. We're going to get a dub against Indiana.

That's 3 and 0. And by the way, we're going to be at the Georgia Southern game. Oh, okay. Bro, your boy was just like, wait a minute. I've been prepping for September 3rd all along. Okay, dub against Northwestern, 1 and 0. Dub against North Dakota, 2 and 0. Up against Georgia Southern, 3-0.

And we're going to mop the floor with North Dakota because the boys are going. We're bringing the bus. Guys, again, busing what the boys will be there, September 3rd. We're trying to figure out. I think we're going to tailgate in the exact same spot that we were last year. We're going to be right where they drop, drop the boys off for the unity walk before the game. Our bus is going to be parked right there, right where that bus comes.

So we're going to be dapping up all the boys. The energy is going to be high. I'm seeing if we can get maybe somebody who wants to cook food around us, like do an actual tailgate. Hopefully we can have some. too. I think it'd be cool to like bring merch out there if we can't. We'll all see. It's all up for discussion. I'm kind of saying a lot of this stuff just off the top of my head. So that's 2 and O, Georgia Southern, 3 and O. Oklahoma, Nebraska. Okay, now here's where you got to get,

you got to figure out how we're going to go 9 and 3 because you know I'm ready to go 12 and 0. Like I'm ready to fucking, we can beat Oklahoma. We're going to beat Oklahoma. We're going to beat Oklahoma. We're going to beat Oklahoma. That's 4 and 0. I really think we're going to be 3 and 0. And the standard for this year is going to be set because obviously Frost has been there for a long time. You guys felt the way the players, especially fucking Garrett Nelson. Like, he's a captain,

and you know he's like a real captain. He's not like a quiet, I got to see on my chest here by voting me captain. Like, that motherfucker checks dudes. And I just think if they're 3 and O and the boys are rolling, like going into Oklahoma, because last year you can look around and say, guys, we're literally one play away from every loss that we had.

I know we're smiling and I joke and I say we're not in place away from being 12 and no. But if you're a coach, you can say, guys, we can play with everybody. We already proved it last year. We can't put the game in the hands of the referee or special teams. But we can beat everybody. Three and no home against the old rival Oklahoma. We're going at four and no. Indiana, five and no.

Rutgers, six and O. Purdue? Now, Purdue, I got to throw in a little respect for Purdue. They are a better football team. With that said, 7 and no. Illinois, Nebraska, 8,0. Holy fuck, we are 8-0 and we are in the top 15. Higher.

Probably, but you know they'll disrespect Nebraska. Okay, Gary, the pump. Hey, just start to lean back. Okay, okay. Now I don't like this. I don't like saying 9 and 3 because now I've got to find 3 just losses at the end of the season. Like, we're going to drink the cool. We're going to drink the Kool-A and believe in ourselves,

and all of a sudden we're just going to drop three? Change your record. Who's next? Minnesota. It's where it gets tough, boys. I'm going to say... You don't have to stick to nine and three. You're right.

You are right. Right. What am I at right now? Eight and no? Yeah. After further review, six and six. Nine and no, Minnesota. We're taking Minnesota.

And we're going into the big house. We're going into the fucking big house, the bus and bowl. 9 and 0 hopefully Michigan's ranked 8th right now I hope Michigan is 9 and 0 because they'll be the number one seed in the country will be 9 and 0 probably what the 8th seed

7? Yeah 7 or 8 seed for the Bustin ball the first trophy yo don't you feel that do you feel that energy? Yeah two 9 and 0 teams going at it did you imagine God it almost seems unreal

like a fantasy 10 and 0 for the Huskers We're beating Michigan Because that's one like I don't care what the fucking argument is That's one where I just think like I'm gonna have to do my part You know what I mean?

My play I might go out the whole week And be with the team the entire week And just be with them in the film room And just juice them up And but we'll be 10 and 0 And where I think we get our first losses When Wisconsin comes to Nebraska

I think after you hoist that bus and trophy is where maybe you're like, we've made it, we've done it. We're in the off-season. We've won our bowl game. We've won our Natty because now we're 10-0 and undefeated. I think we dropped to Wisconsin and also because there's a lot of PTSD from Wisconsin. Like, Wisconsin owns my life. Melvin Gordon truly owns a part of real estate, my brain that I have to Venmo him literally

once a month and, like, give him money because he takes it. And then I think we go, I think we go 11 and 1 because we're going to beat Iowa. Hey, we're going to beat Iowa. At Iowa? We're at Iowa. I think you lose to Wisconsin, it's like one of those, you got to check yourself. Because now at this point, the Nebraska locker room, like, everyone's in this delusional universe of we're back. And I'm going to be in it too.

Like, we're going to be like, oh, we're the Alabamas of the world. We lost, we let our guard down against Wisconsin. And we let them sneak one on us. Like, this ain't us, boys. And we're going to get it back and we're going to take it out on the Iowa Hawkeyes. Yeah, and then George Kittle is going to have to wear a gear. year and we're going to be fucking 11 and 1. Yo, we are going to surprise the NCAA.

I know you're laughing because it sounds ridiculous, but our schedule is set fucking up. Yeah, pretty much every year it is. No, it's not. Run the schedule last year. We had one of the hardest schedules in the ball. I mean, I don't have it off top of my head, but. Would you be happy with a bid at the college football playoff,

but lose the bus and ball? Oh. So you're saying we go 11 and 1, but our one losses to Michigan instead. So we lose the bus and bowl, but we get a bid to the college football playoff. What would you be happy? Would you be happy with that? Absolutely. Here's why.

So I'm going to assume, let's hope, in this situation. Yeah, yeah. What does he say? Not so fast, midgett. That's my friend. Didn't know what he says? My friend, not midget. No, no, no.

No, he said in this one video, obviously. I'm just quoting somebody. Not so fast, my friend. But here's why I don't mind that. Like, of course I'm taking that. We get a shot at the national championship. You go in the casual playoff. I'm going to assume Michigan is still number one.

Like, they're in the causal playoff. Like, we can still circle them on the schedule for the Costco playoff. So we get our get back in the causal playoff. Now, say Michigan, say Michigan beat us, but there were frauds, which could very well happen. Like, that is like a story, a Taylor's old as time. like Michigan's just being a bunch of frauds. They could beat us and not make the college football playoff.

And it's like, okay, have the fucking Bustin trophy. We're at where it really matters. Which is going to suck to say because obviously I love the Bustin Trophy. Yeah, there's more years on that. We'll get you back next year. But look where we're at now if we're in the college football playoff. But I think you look at that schedule. Now, where, like people are going to be like, Will is so fucking delusional.

Yeah, you're right. I'm like, I am very biased. but if you look at our tough games, obviously Oklahoma, Purdue, what are you whispering, JP? I did not say a word. Gary, you whispering? They're not.

Don't put those bad vibes in the air, bro. But it's just so funny. It's fun. Like, college football's back. I know. Like, you're just so huge. Dude, do you see the sunlight out there? I feel like it's starting to shine a little like,

it's like a whiter sunlight when football season's coming around. You know what I mean? Like that, like, it's not fall yet, but it's starting to get to where, you know, in the summertime, I feel like it's more of a yellow sun. It's more of a yellow tent outside. When you get more into football season, it's more of like a wider tent. Like, it's like... The haze is coming over a little bit. Yeah, bro.

And I felt that when I was taking a tour earlier today, like, I was looking outside and I was like, bro, it's... We're here. It's week zero. College football's back, man, and it is a lot of fun. I swear to God if those boys lose in Ireland, like... Oh. What is that's the only one? loss. It's going to hurt this weekend. If that happens, like just, yeah, if they finish 11 and

one and that's the first loss, like, that's great for us. We'll probably be like a two seed. You know what I mean? Well, you can come to. I say, I say it because you want to get your losses out of the way early. I feel you. Yeah. It is the way to go. Yeah. Yeah. That would suck. I don't even want to talk about that. Like, Gary, come on, man. I'm sorry. We're trying to like, but I will say the hard games, Oklahoma. I think Purdue's going to be hard. Minnesota is going to be hard because I respect those two programs. As much as I'm going to laugh about them and, like, poke fun at them and dig at them, like those are two, like, up-and-coming programs that are gaining some respect.

I've tough games. Michigan, Wisconsin, I think Iowa was always tough. I was always tough for us. It's like the battle of the border. So, who has the better cows? Who has the better corn? Cows beef, like shit like that, gay shit. For real.

Just say that on nowhere, bro. There's nothing. like dropping that G word in the right spot. Ooh, yeah. But yeah, I'm so hyped that college football's back, man. That football's back. Like, we gotta wait like three weeks, I feel like for the NFL. What sucks is like we know college is back and you still gotta wait like extra long for the NFL for God knows.

God only knows, man. It's up to the gods at this point. So merch, that's out. The Boktiari Pah we're gonna get to. We're looking into doing a fantasy football league with the boys. maybe the fans choose the punishment. I was going to say we're talking about doing a fantasy football league. I don't know what that has to do.

You know, I don't know if anybody will be in it. Maybe you look at one fan is in the fantasy league. I don't know. But I know all the boys, we're in our group chat. We're thinking about how we can do a fantasy football league because we all do one. We're all kind of like Spider-Man looking at each other saying, oh, you do a league with your friends?

You do a league with your friends? I think it only makes sense that the bus and boys. We get a fantasy football league going. And maybe the way to incorporate the fans is maybe one fan joins. That could be really hard. and then I always find it extremely difficult like choosing a winner. But maybe the fans choose the punishment.

Again, maybe you like narrow it down. Like these are the big hot topics. Fuck. It sucks for one of you guys because I'm a dog in fantasy football. I'm just letting you guys know. I'm not saying I'm going to win. I'm just saying I'm a dog.

I won't be last. But before we get to the episode, we got to do our favorite shoutout of the week and that segment, our favorite shout out of the week. Our favorite segment of the week and that segment is the shoutout. Go for your shoutouts.

Segment of the week. Are you guys ready to go? I know we're doing two in a week. It's putting a lot on us and put a lot of expectation. But I think we'll be solid. Blassey start us off. I'm sure you're going to shout somebody out from the Niners. Not this week.

But my shoutout in honor of fantasy football league is when you're doing the draft, I did one this two weekends ago. And there was a special player that I had in mind that I was hoping nobody else had on their radar because he got injured. last week. And I saw tight end go off the board. Tide end go off the board. Tide end go off the board. And I was like, I'm going to build up

early on these other positions because I feel like people are sleeping on this man. And in the 10th round, I was able to snag Robert Tanya from the Green Bay Packers. So my shout-out, no free shout-out, goes to that sleeper that nobody else is thinking about. That was disrespectful.

Disrespectful. I snuck Renfro last year late in the rounds. He obviously nobody will be able to sneak him this year because he's, I saw that, tough look. Whatever, you know, all pub's good pub. That's one of those things where it's going viral for you. You knew what he was doing.

Yeah. JP, what do you got, brother? I got one that goes out to, once again, performing in front of the boys, in front of, in front of a crew. Say like you're going down. Every time I do a shout out will is like, oh God, you took mine.

like you're going down to like a market on somewhere super packed on the weekend. It's hard to find parking. And you have a lot of people in the car. And then you see a spot that's a parallel parking spot. And a few people are like, ah, dude, I don't think you can pull that one off. You don't got that dog in you. You just cut up there, whip it in. And then you just get that of flaws from the boys.

So my shout out, no free shout out, goes to coming in the clutch with the parallel parking in front of of the boys. That's a good one, brother. That's a really good one. I hope everybody new that's tuning into, and if you're watching right now, or listening, for the love of God, subscribe with the boys, follow, subscribe. Let's continue to close that margin of people who listen to the pot and the subscribers that we have. So for the love of God, do the boys a favorite, a solid, and subscribe to us on one of the apps that you listen to us or YouTube and YouTube where you watch us. But I'm fired up, and I hope that every new listener understands the whole shout out. like they're just vibes that we're trying.

They're moments in time where you look back on and we look around at each other. And that clap, that applause that you get right there where we all think about it, those small things in life, those are what we're shouting out. Sometimes we might shout out, you know, dumb stuff like players or, you know, of Niners stuff. I'm just kidding. I'm teasing Blas right now because he always has like some shoutouts like that. Blas is like the good guy of the shoutout crew. You know what I mean? He always wants to do something like positive and spread like, you know,

actual positivity. You have? You've been thinking about it? Your delivery will always be my favorite. The lights are on, the moment's happening, and like, but yeah, anyway, Garrett, I just wanted to throw that in there because, again, I feel like we got billions of new listeners. Yeah, and mine's going to go along with kind of your description of what this is, because my shout out is when it's the middle of the work week and you're out in the wild, whether

it's like, for me, it just happened, like getting a coffee. and I'm walking out and I just see one of my boys. He's on his lunch break. So it's just when it's like the middle of the week, work week, and you see one of your boys out in the wild and you're like, hey, what's good, bro? Catch up for a second. Back to the grind.

So that's my shout out of the week. It's a golf clap. My shout out, it actually happened to me over the weekend. My wife, she had like a company party. That was on Saturday. She was kind of feeling me out if I wanted to go or not and I kind of gave the whole, we've been in Hawaii, we've been traveling,

like it's, man, I really just wanted not do anything on the weekend. Plus, there's a lot of preseason games on. The Titans were playing during the time frame and all that stuff. I said, man, I kind of just wanted to chill. I was like, oh, go do your thing and like, I'll watch Rue, like I'll watch the baby.

Like, you go, you go do your own thing. You don't have to worry about the baby or nothing. But she wanted to show Rue off. She wanted to go and take the baby. And like, like, people have been asking about her so they want to hold her and stuff like that. Charles was also going to go and play some, saying volleyball going on, which is a little low-key shout-out in itself.

And she wanted to show her off. So she took her with her. So my shout-out, no free shout-out, goes to when you have an empty house, and everybody's gone, and you're just chilling, viving. Yeah, you might crank one out in that type of frame. But when you just have, when you know you have your place to yourself, like whether you have roommates, you live with, like, living with somebody, living with your parents, living with, you know, girlfriend, whatever the case may be,

When you get that empty house at a time where you're like, I just want to kick it and do whatever I want. I don't want to have anybody looking at me. Why has he been watching TV all day vibe? Like any of that. So my shout out, no free shout out, goes to having that empty house

and just enjoying your vibes. But that's mine. I appreciate that, Blas. Hey, that's fire because you were trying to do the right thing. Yeah, that added to my enjoyment. Yes. Like I wasn't trying to like pawn rue off. Like, hey, do you mind taking her?

I just have the house to my house to my. myself, like such a selfish move. But I actually was like, I know I get to travel around and do stuff and be with the boys and do things where you got to watch Roo. And Charles, she's an all-star about it. But when she's like, oh, I kind of want to take her and then she was cool with me like not going to the party, I was like, yo, what a massive win. So those ones where the door shuts and you're just like, but you kind of like look around your house too, like what do I want to do? And then you just plop right down on the couch. Yeah, you open the fridge, knowing what's already in there, not in there, and you're like,

fuck. Like, I'll Uber eat something. Like, fuck it. Like, we're living large tonight, boys. Just look at Waffle. Like, enjoy this couch. Just crank the TV on, yeah, but that's... I have something real quick. I want to put out to the fans to see what they think about it.

Go ahead, brother. We have our shout-out of the week. The vibes are high. You're speaking about Bloss's positivity. Maybe once in a while we hit a pet peeve of the week. something that's pissed us off. Something that's been bothering us. What can we call?

Should we call PetPee for the week? Working name, but... Working title. Yeah, yeah, I'm with that. I just wanted to put it out there. Yeah. There's some out. Yeah.

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Are we rolling? This is sick, man. Aaron was like, is this a fucking joke? Yeah. First of all, I've been talking with Taylor. I know for a fact you guys are doing well. What the fuck? Whatever Taylor's told you, he doesn't know.

He doesn't see that stuff. Taylor's doing well, as always. Good for him. So the reason the bus doesn't work is there are a lot of parts that are obsolete for this year, for this particular bus. So if we did absolutely everything we needed to do, we might as well buy a new bus and deck it out. And we would still, that would still be cheaper than trying to rebuild this thing. So you guys are going to buy a new bus? Potentially, you never know.

It kind of just depends. I mean, right now the towing, the gritty side of it kind of like plays. Like we're out here parked at Lambo field right now. because it got towed. What's, make sure you have that mic close to you. Oh, we're talking right now.

Yeah, we're on. We're on. What's grittier? Driving a bus, filled all this equipment, or getting towed? Toad. I think it towed too

because you're not, it doesn't work. You're doing whatever it takes to get it going. That's getting spoon fed, though. There's a price of getting that spoon feeding. And that's what I'm saying. A little grittier when you have to feed yourself.

Dave, I don't want to have to do this so early. I came in hot this morning. I don't want to do this too early. Yeah, don't want to press me today. I'm already on, I'm already on one. Wait until the 20 minute mark and I'll go that, Dave. Okay, good. But you were saying that we'll probably be good friends because you're moving to Nashville.

Yeah. We are putting together, Rob and I, we just came up with this this morning in, Aaron. We're going to put together like a motorcycle gang. A three-wheel motorcycle gang. A three-wheeler gang. And how was Aaron's ideas? I'm out. We're out.

We got friction. We got drama in the Green Bay locker room. The last thing I want to do is be a part of his motorcycle gang. That's the real motorcycle game is drama within. Explain. Are you guys actually going to be riding motorcycles or like the thought of it? I personally am down to hang. I don't know.

No, no, no. I think me and you, I think we will be doing this. no matter what, whether or not 12 and Bach join us, I think is up for... Yeah. Factual. No, what I'm saying, is he actually going to be riding a motorcycle? I mean, it's the three-wheeler. I mean, he doesn't think he's going to be.

Because... Do we even know if he's really going to move to Nashville or if he just bought property just to say so? He bought property. He said he was going. Yeah. How did he like the pod this morning? He enjoyed it. He had a good time.

But you can be real. No, I said, I said, you did a good job. And he said, you know, you did a good job. And I was like, but I'm sorry I had to ask. that last question. And then Rich heard, and then I told him the question I asked the start one, bench one, cut one between Donald Driver, Jordi, and Devante. Oh, that's epic.

What do you say? He gave a good answer, but then Rich got mad at me for asking that to A-Rod. He's like, what was his answer? He said he got mad of you? Yeah, he said he would cut Donald, start Tay and benched jordy because he's a farmer now and gained a little weight. But Rich got mad. He's like pissed that I even would ask that. He goes,

What kind of fucking question is that? We'll bench the fucking tight end. I'm like, dude, I've been benched for five years. Right. You're fucking Rich. Rich was on here. I know. Spewing, they were all jerking each other off back and forth.

Yeah. Him and a Lefleur. Got to. So Lefleur's corny. I have no idea. Yes. What are we going to get out of Bach? Yeah.

All right. Fuck Mary Kill. Will, these three back here. This is my camp mode. Anytime I get in camp, because, you know, you're 10 for you. Yeah. 12 hour days, I am so fucking bored.

I just have to, like, make up stupid shit to get going on my day and, like, spice stuff up. So I usually go up to all rookies and ask them really messed up question. But fuck Mary Kill is usually, like, my favorite. So, since we're here, let me ask you. Of those three back there? I get two more times to get you guys names now. Jack? JP.

Garrett. All right, easy. All right, I got it. Fuck Mary Kill. Garrett's giving you sweet eyes like, dude, come on. Jack's getting fucked because Jack's the prettiest. I'm disappointed. I think it's tough, too, because I think I'll marry JP,

because he's very, he's a Christian boy. He's a good Christian boy. Like, he's like, he's the boy you want your daughter to bring home to, I feel like. Would you guys say that? Would you guys agree with that? And you do have a baby girl, so. I do.

That means a lot. You said what? You've heard him cuss? And that's why I was so vulnerable to the joke that he got us with. Oh, I know. I really was sincere about it. You ever heard of 40 subs? 40. Room 40.

Yeah, room 40. Where's that? God, we were just saying that. We couldn't believe he got us. You're in camp, dude. Lock in. Yeah, you got to lock in. Yeah.

I was just thinking I'm like, I'm like, Gary. I'm like, dude, you're not into Chubby Chase. I couldn't get past that. And then he just, you know, my defense was down. So, Garrett, I would kill you. I don't want to kill you. Robert. Oh, my God.

That's clutch, Robert. That is clutch. Thank you. That scared them out of me. He's in these names are Robert. Fuck, what's his name? You're saying Robert because Robb. What was the dude's name who gave the Waters?

Oh, whaler? Or no, that was Nate. Nate. Nate's clutch. Shut on Nate. No, for shout on Nate. But, yeah. And he also has another concept that I appreciate about him.

I don't do it whatsoever. but he doesn't buy Uber Eats or Postmates. Who? J.P. He says if he's ever in the mindset to where he wants to buy or if he can't drive and go pick up whatever he's wanting to eat, then he's not going to buy it on an app and pay more money. What if you're like under the influence and you can't drink and drive? He's never under the influence.

Yeah. He's a good dude. Like he's a... Yeah. I don't like it at all. I respect it. I definitely don't like your decision. Well, clearly not even yourself.

You won't even go get Uber Eats or Postmates. Never, not once. No, I've never gotten to him. He thinks if he did, he'd call himself lazy. It's one of those things where you're sitting in listening to him, have some of the concepts and stuff where you're like, he's a good dude. Or he's a right to. Could be, because I don't know.

You know, we're filling each other out. It could be really stupid, not being efficient. Ooh, a lack of efficiency. Because you could spend your time having someone else pick it up for you and you could be doing more. Shit, I don't know. Something. I'm looking to get roasted, dude.

Just like this bus is just cooking me right now. Come on. Talk bad, dude. Treat him bad. Yeah. But we're talking back. Oh, that's true. Usually there is a mic back there.

Look, I'm the youngest, though. I got three other siblings, man, so I can take a lot of heat. So is there, is there, do we have a headline here? Is there drama in the Green Bay locker room with 12 and you guys' favorite guy? I feel like you guys are all three best. friends. Am I off by thinking that? I don't think there is any favorites.

And if it was, I don't think anyone really wants to be the favorite. I mean, yeah, I'm the favorite. You're the favorite to Aaron? Yeah. He's the favorite to Matt. Oh, yeah. Is Matt your dad? He's coach before your dad?

He's my head coach. Is he your daddy? He's my head coach. Hey, is he's daddy? No. But you're Matt's favorite. Aaron doesn't count. That does not count.

Look, let's put like this. I make a lot of jokes. I have a lot of fun. And they let him slide. And he lets him slide. Yeah. You can afford to make these jokes probably. I don't know how much more I can afford, but.

At this point, but... I'll tell you what, Dave's best joke, and it's not even a real joke. It's just the most unnecessary time. It's the perfect timing, but it's unnecessary timing. When he makes fart noises and meetings, it could be some dead serious. Can you do the fart noise so everyone understands what it is? Yeah, so, um, nothing like a really bad joke. Just something.

Um, he'd be like, you guys like this? You guys like this? Like trying to like, you know, like joke around because it was like a bad play or whatever, like a bad video. Like we're going to have like night meetings. Okay. So we're not changing the schedule. We're night meetings and we're like, no, I'm just kidding, guys. We're not going to have night meetings.

You guys have it off. And we kind of already knew it was going to have off. Yeah, yeah. Kind of quiet. And then I'll just be like, but loud. And it is perfect timing every time. And it gets me every time. And everyone loves it.

Something simple, something slight. Would you say you're the funniest dude on the team? Would you say he's the funniest dude on the team? I have said that. Really? My first podcast, I said, remember? My first podcast on here, I said he was the funniest person on the team. I actually make you feel, man.

You know, I kind of made my heart grow a little more. I appreciate that. I mean, I don't think I'm just very outlandish ADHD and just get super bored where I just like do stats. That's what we need. But that's what's funny in a locker room. For me, you like us guys,

man. And I'm always with you in a comedian. I just do stupid stuff. That's all right. Yeah. You're like a vibes guy. You want all the, you want to do all the funny shit.

You want to make people laugh. Like, hey, we're taking this situation way too serious. Like, let's find a way to cut this. Yeah. We're around 90 guys for 14 hours a day.

Like, I'm going to say gay joke. Like, that's just going to happen. I love that. I mean, like, I love one, especially we play. Yeah, we're pro-gay. Oh, no, super.

No, I love, like, look, everyone's getting heat from me. I just think it's, like, fun, especially when we're in such a masculine sport and guys are trying to, like, be super, like, tough, puff their chest up. Super alphas? Yeah, I'm just like, dude, come on. Come on here and make out with me. Yeah, I just do, like, do stupid stuff. I'm like, like, knock that off.

Who's got the biggest alpha stature that they try to... You pointed at me like me? You want to take that one? I was going to say, um, Preston's got to be up there, dude. Preston Smith? Not like Alpha, but just like, you know, like, he wants to like, you know, keep that, you know, mantra about him, you know? Bro, he's got this bravado. I told him he's like, I think I told me he's sensitive.

Like, he's been that way since he was. He's not sensitive. Like, I told you, like, when we were around with Aaron, like, dude, no one's really has, like an ego. But everyone's like getting messed with. Everyone's getting jokes. Everyone, you are not safe for anyone's. Preston can't seem feminine whatsoever. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Like, I would go around. That's what I was going to say But me and he like He's like my absolute homie But and we came from such different areas And like I understand why he wants to puff his chest I mean he's got an S on his chest like for Superman

But I love messing with him And I get his goat that like makes my day Elton Jenkins Who's this? Elton Jenkins Oh yeah You don't know who Elton Jenkins is? I don't think so

I mean You might have to do some He's bad news He's bad news No doubt There's no doubt that I should be way more prepared with being like a sports ball. I mean, you literally have a jersey on and you don't know who Elton Jenkins.

Because I'm a player. What do you mean? Right. You should know your teammates. Know your team. That's true. That's a good point. You got me there.

You got me there. But I'll get more privy to the roster. David is funniest on the team, though. Who's this? My vote is Dave funniest guy on the team. I'll take it. Learn to accept it. Someone's got a shoulder.

Self love. Right? Yeah, sure. Fine. Self love. I'll take it today. Not, not feeling it. But I'll go up.

So the... So the... The question... The question... The 1,000... Okay. That, I think, is the closest thing. I am definitely the Seth Curry of jokes.

I will lob one from half court every day. So it's either going to be the greatest joke or it's like... Miss. Big miss. I'm like going to 9 for 13 from like past like, what, 30 feet? Yeah. Like, okay, I'll holster this one, boys. The one didn't play off that well.

But what I was... Hopefully Preston's in there doing right now, but Preston came on. because J.P. goes, do you have any will stories? And pressing, literally detail, remember me going around the locker room and asking just the most outrageous question? But it's really not. Like, you guys have been in locker rooms. It's like, I basically had to preface it because everybody's masculinity was coming out. Oh, I'd knock the gun out of their hand. I'll do this. I'll do that. But essentially it was your most loved family member, they're at gunpoint. You're locked in a cage, so you can't do nothing.

You are locked in a cage. You won't be released. Your family won't be let go. Your family won't be let go. your family member won't be let go held at gunpoint and you either have to suck a dick or take in the ass and that was it was like which one would you rather do? It's the would you rather question.

You guys would say neither and then it's like I would have to bring in an element of their family member dying to try to get it out of him. And it's like I'll knock the gun out and then so I had to bring the cage out and say all right you're locked in a cage. But it was basically the would you rather suck a dick or taking the ass

and I would go around and basically chart who would say what? I knew I thought. I don't just outlandish questions. That is... And he charted it. I will be honest, my days do consist of, like, can I get this super alpha vibrato, like chest pumped up?

Can I get him to say something super, like, just, like, completely opposite of what he wants to say? Yeah. So I build whatever scenario. And as soon as I get him, I get his goat, I just absolutely invigorated with him. So, like, hearing that, I'm like, yes, dude. I am totally on board.

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Back to this incredible episode. Since we're talking about, we're on the lines of like training camp conversation. And what would you guys say are, let's put it in an essentials list together for what you need to pack for training camp. Ooh. Like if we, I mean. Number one, are you guys in a hotel? No, we're at home and it is absolutely. It's amazing.

So you're saying like, let's rewind time. Go back to St. Norbert. Yes. Let's go to St. Norbert. Like, what am I taking? Yeah. Shorts, about probably four pairs of shorts. Four pairs of shirts.

No underwear because I'm free ball on it for the 10 minutes. You free ball right now? No, unfortunately, I'm not, but I am going to work out. If I wasn't going to work out after this, oh, definitely I would have let it breathe for sure. I don't think I really wear much underwear in season. But outside of clothing? Are we taking Norma Tech?

No. Are we taking Gold Bond? To me, gold bond is essential. Gold Bond spray. Yeah, I'm a huge. Chafing is imperative to be on top of when you're in can. Spray, pull back one cheek, spray, done, every day. I like the powder effect

just because at the end you can kind of do like the LeBron thing like if you're like in front of the boys you'll be in the training room maybe where's the gold bond get the gold bond powder it up

put it down like damn comp that's a lot and really don't just put it on my hand and you just throw it up yeah I see you out there boys no but I would go naked

definitely like you know like the hyperized gun okay no free shot of no free shot of no free shot of no yeah I won't even call it

um so massage gun Massage gun. Norma Tex. You take that to St. Orbitz? I brought mine, yeah. Really? Well, all right. Well, we make...

Anything, just anything recovery in there, to be honest. I make rookies get myself. Like, every year I make the rookie buy me a TV and an Xbox so I can play FIFA back in the day when I would because I'd be bored for like the two, three games we'd play at night. And then at the end, I'd just say, yeah, you can just keep your stuff. But like, just buy it and put in my room for me so we can play. I used to do that.

And then you let the rookie here. keep it after. I mean, I don't want to, I just want the video games right then there. Like, that's nice of you is what I'm saying. I mean. It's like, yeah, what am I do is sit at home and have like eight. At this point it would be, yeah, to eight. That just be a solid vet move.

You make them buy it. They're like, fuck, I got to go by. And then at the end of camp, hey, bro, these are yours. Yeah, I don't want to be too mean to them. Not that early. But, uh, Dave's a hero. Uh, I would say, um, stink bombs is an absolute must. I always keep those on me.

Like, if you go check my bagger and I got, I got some, uh, fart spray. For what? just in case some guy needs to get gas on. That stuff is terrible. Oh my God, the world. Well, I just keep it with it. I do this what I'm saying.

Like, when you talked about, like, I'm stuff scary. Like, I'll literally just throw it. Like, at any point in time with my ADHD, I might just get a shit ton of energy and be like, all right, I just want to make this room smell like shit right now. Or I'll walk by the quarterback room, not saying I've ever done this.

But I'll think about maybe spraying the room and then keep walking into my room. And then when they complain and I see the fan and they can't go be in their room for the rest of the day. Because it smells so bad. I'm like, wow, it's a really good idea. I probably should think about doing that.

Or like smoke bombs. Like there's been smoke bombs in the position group rooms during training camp. Have you let them off? I have no idea who does them. I just have seen them. Dude, I mean, we've had some fun. There's like a couple ones of the... No, like the fire smell smells like...

Dude, it's terrible. Dude, here's what I want to ask. Have you ever put it in somebody's car? No, but I have put 120 pounds of dog food in someone's locker. That's funny. well we called him a we called him a murph dog yeah

and one day he was just not having it in training camp and uh I was just making like a little joke again Steph Chris shooting from half court didn't didn't hit he was upset I clearly I definitely did feel bad but like I gave him a chance like make it because he started like

kind of mouthing off of me I'm like hey like I get you didn't like the joke but like I'm gonna give you a chance around to apologize for what you're saying or I'm gonna do something to you he's like nope I'm staying I'm staying in my ground I'm like, okay. So then I got 120 pounds of dog food and filled up his entire locker, all of his cleats, all of everything that he wears.

And all I did was put the 18 or 24 ounce Coca-Cola cup stuck in it as like a scoop for him to scoop it out. I got it, dude. Oh my God. But I don't like, it's like, it just comes to me because I have ADHD. My mind is like going a thousand miles a minute. Like, I can't, there's nothing premeditated. I'm just like Murph dog, dog, dog food, 120 pounds. in his locker, now his shoes, and now all of his pads,

everything is going to smell like dog food, and he has to scoop it out. That's a good idea. It's like he's like a tailor. He just definitely doesn't like, like he's saying, it's not premeditated. And he doesn't even think it through. He's just bink, bink, bink, go do.

There could have been a bad move, and I didn't think it all the way through that time. No, that's why I getting trouble by my wife a lot. Like, when I get home, like, well, I just keep having fun. Sometimes I'm like, ooh, I forgot. Like when I'm mama with like the boys, not the locker room. I got, I'm sorry. You're right.

need that off switch. So Ben Jones, the Center for the Titans, he's known as like the pie guy. Whenever it's somebody's birthday, he's going to fill up a plastic top or a paper plate, whatever he can get his hands on of either whipped cream, cottage cheese,

something white in the cafeteria because he's going to pie you in the face. He's going to sneak up on you somehow. Like, that's his stitch. Everyone. Yes. Anyone's birthday. Yeah, like as long as he's aware of it.

Coaches? Yeah, he's gotten Vrabel. He's pie brable in the face. And it was my birthday. And so Taylor, Taylor was like, hey, you should get Ben before Ben gets you. And I was like, you're a fucking genius. And so we filmed and I like got in the cafeteria and I pied him and then like, you know, said something, said something to him and then took off sprinting. And Ben was so mad about it that he was talking about going to my house.

He was like, he took a stink, stink bomb or stink, whatever it is and put it all over my, all over the inside of my truck. He powdered my truck. and then we were kind of going through meetings and he knew that I didn't know about it yet and then we're like kind of going back and forth I was like I was like bro I fucking pied you in the face like it's all good like what do you he was like boiling

and then as everything de-escalated afterwards he's like hey I forget how we had a conversation and he puts his arm around me he's like hey I just want to apologize now I did something to your truck I probably shouldn't have done it truck smelled I had to get it detailed

and he was like I was going as far as like trying to go to your house and do something to your dog. I was like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro? Ben's a good dude. I don't say that like he's some psycho, but that's where one almost went a little too far. You know, I was going to do some of your dog by side. I was trying to figure out where you live.

I can go to your house before you get home and do something to your dog. It's like, all right, man, fuck. Like, happy birthday to me, man. Do you have any good prank stories? No, other than, no, not any good friends. Vives at work. That's a great thing to be the vibes, guys, like a great. And sometimes I'm an instigator.

Yeah, a little Don King festered up a little, but you're removed from it. It's not like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You kind of like let it happen, then you step away. I only instigate when I know it's going to be like, both sides are going to, like, enjoy it. Like, I would love instigating Dave or instigating Matt's bad jokes.

And how do you instigate me? Do you instigate Dave? No, no, no. Like, when Dave is, like, talking to Elton or something like that, like, I just instigate it. Like, you know, Ellen, you're going to let Dave talk to you like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Put the knife in a little bit more, get him going a little bit. Knowing damn well, it's never going to stop because Dave's never going to stop. I know Dave's never going to stop. That's too much fun. Way too much fun. That's why I look at them. Honestly, like, I think, like, as you know, like, the locker room is, and that's why I hated COVID, like, when we had to, like, separate.

And I think, like, Aaron even harps on, like, like, how much he loves. love. That's why, I mean, he's, what is this? 24th year. Something like that. Fifty-two? He's going on 18. Yeah. Okay. 18. I mean, he's only played 17 years. He's only played 17 years. He said that four times. Yeah. Sick. No, but I mean, like, just the locker, like, dynamic and, like, I couldn't even imagine for him. Like, he's had, like, four or five different cycles of, like, guys coming in and out.

But, like, the jokes and, like, the things I've heard even prior to the older guys, like, what my veterans are telling me, oh, my God. I, like, I almost, like, year and for it. I kind of miss it now because everyone gets a little, in my opinion, I think guys are getting a little more sensitive, which I'm sure probably when we got in the league, people thought we were sensitive. I thought that about us. They were getting less funny, too. That I do. I didn't just, I don't know, more serious.

Just taking things too serious. I'm like, no, chill out. It's just icy hot in your helmet. Like, you know what I'm saying? Have you done that to somebody? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Like, I think that was like my fourth year. I would do that. I do like also baby powder. Like a couple really good ones I heard were, uh, What about... Cheese whiz and the shoes of all the linemen. And they put them underneath the, uh, the so you just start sliding in your shoe. Oh, my God.

And then there's a guy instigator. I can't say who, but he would always go over to the veteran. The veteran would be screaming. I think it was like, uh, Cliff, like the old left tackle. And then he'd be like, hey, man, like, all right. I look, I'm not supposed to tell you, but like, it was like junk. And he did it and he would just get them just so pissed to each other. So I heard the cheese whiz one.

Another smart one was, uh, you guys have tables in your locker, locker room? Yeah. Any locker room you've been in like hangout room. So like usually on there there's people put like a helmet, a jersey. Yes, I love this one. I love this. Joe. So like,

this is a great story. I am actually probably going to do at some point this year. I'm going to take like a, you take a rookie's helmet and you put it on the table with a pen and say, please sign. But it's their actual like real helmet they use. Yeah. So they got to go down to practice with like all the sign.

Like everyone's like like signature all around. I'm like, that's like a super meta move. That's a good move. I mean like that's a fucking good move. Yes who did that. Kind of hit. Brett Farver to A-Rod.

No way. Yeah. Smart. Legendary. Was there bad blood between them? No, I think it was just like, kind of just like any veteran QB to rookie QB coming to take his spot. Yeah.

Yeah, like a situation where this guy's drafted, you ultimately take over the job. Right. Because you always hear this stuff where Brett had a hard time, like, letting it go. Right. But now they're cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

Both just icons for Green Bay. Like, the only two quarterbacks ever played for Green Bay. Right. I mean, what are you going to do? He's a Hall of Famer. He's another guy who's, yeah, he hasn't proved yet, but like he's got all the skill set. Yeah. Like, this is going to be, I'm sure, especially when you own the town for this one. How was it for you coming in as a rookie from Colorado and coming into like an offensive line that, you know, that won a Super Bowl and like was kind of put together?

I was like coming in for you. I was quiet. I was not. No, I know. Yeah. Like any bit of me now is. I did not show anyone that. I mean, like, day three, close to being undrafted.

I was just so scared. My brother was a free agent. Yeah, cut like seven times, played like, I'm sorry, 13 times on seven different teams, played. Holy shit. I got five credit years. So, like, that's, I thought every day I was going to get cut. I was freaked out.

So, like, yeah, when I first got in, I was super quiet about my business. And Aaron, because I trained with his brother, Jordan, and me and him were cool at the time. he kept going through him and my brother because my brother also hung out with Aaron and they would get Did Aaron ever do Man of the Week with you

The Man of the Year? Man of the Year. Oh my God, this is great. Yeah, so Aaron actually super creative, really, really smart and he would do videos every week so you know how you do like insults? I'm like, it was either Friday or Saturday.

Oh, yes, I know you're trying. Do the videos? You give the slideshows. Okay, so we actually used to do videos. Oh, my gosh. He would make like films and they would be the man of the week and it would be some photos or some videos of, like, guys doing the, like, the dumbest stuff,

like blacked out at some guy's house on, like, Sunday night or, like, a Monday night, like, just doing, like, the Bernie back in the day. That's how, like, old we are now. Like, just, yeah, just doing, like, stupid stuff like that. And, like, he, she was fired. You blasted in front of, like, head coach, office coordinator. And, like, these would be sometimes, like, practice squad guys, year one, year, too. So, like, it was really uncomfortable.

So you never wanted to be man of the week. Right. And my rookie year, I ended up being man of the year because I was man of the week so many times. and Aaron, and I hated my brother for this. Well, I didn't, I actually don't hate him. I'm just really mad at him. So I was, again, really quiet, actually serious. No, would you rather jokes?

No fuck merry kill jokes. And every, like, I felt like every week for me. It would be photos of me in college or videos of me just doing the dumbest shit. And no one knew that side of me yet. And I just, like, felt so uncomfortable to a point where E.B. E. E.E. E.E. E. E. E. E. E. After I got blast for a man on the week. Like, he literally says he goes, who are you? And I was like, I didn't laugh.

I was like, what do you mean? He's like, well, who are you? Because you're this man here. And then I see this on the screen. So who are you? And I was like, yeah, coach, I have fun like when I'm outside here. I'm sorry. And I just kept, I didn't know what to say.

I was like freaked out. But like that was, Aaron was a G for that. Like, it used to be so much fun. He used to blast John Coon all the time. Put on like, if you did like a commercial, like a local commercial here, they usually are really low budget really bad. Yeah. He would blast it.

Dude, he was so good. Him and Matt. What does he do? He just runs the clicker and he just like goes through a little bit. Yeah, it's like things to, it's like, oh, things to be ready for in two minute

and things that, you know, routes that you could get the ball on or like offensive line be ready for this blitz. And then all of a sudden it just click and it's just like a picture of someone like and he goes,

it's time. Like, you know. That's awesome. When he used to dog Corey, Lindley, oh my gosh. Oh, dude.

Another one of my favorites. Glory Linsley, dude. I was the Aaron, yeah. Like, he's toned down now. It's kind of tougher, I think, because we have a little more fun. But back when McCarthy, we have things so tight all the time that we had to have designated times to let loose. That was one of those moments where he would go up, like he said, it would just be final keys. He'd be like, hey, look, like, on these certain routes, like, hey, I'm looking for this.

And he would ask questions. He'd actually bring up, like, younger guys and make him give the nonverbal communication of the signals. Yeah. And then within that, he would have, like, photos. if you just like, dude's like, bear in their face and like chicks tits.

Like it was, like, if I'm saying, like, he would go there. And it would be really, like, it's one thing,

like when you're with, like, the boys, you're on the bus. There's another thing when you got your head coach, your offensive coordinator, like,

you don't know, like, it's just, it's a work environment. And you're trying to, yeah, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like,

want to know the funniest part about that might be the look of validation that Aaron would look to the crowd for. Like, look, he'd be like, did that hit? Like, was that funny? Did I go too far?

Good. Like, just the look to the crowd. Yeah. Like, I can think, like, I'm just thinking about it. Like, there'd be dudes, like, naked on toilets. Just like, that's what I'm saying. Like, it would be really... Does he finding this stuff through, like, other connections? Or it's Aaron, if he's in a... If he texts you and asks you for something, everybody gives it to him, which

I don't know why at this point. I mean, I don't anymore. Actually, no, I lied. Once I got off of Man of the Week and Men of the Year, and I started being the, like, the source to get other people on it, Yeah, I definitely picked up on that. Like, I was all about that. I'm like, keep the attention off of me.

I'm done with that. But that was a fun, I would say, for sure. That was, like, one of the cooler moments. Seems like your, your vibes are high right now, based off the last year and everything you've had. I feel like you've had a long journey with your knee, man. All right. That was fun, guys.

No, yeah, that's been, that's been like a nightmare. Did you listen to Rob's episode? What do you say? Yeah, Rob actually had a lot of good stuff that you talked about with your knee and the mental and everything that's went into. I am curious how your last year's been for you because you tore your knee probably the same time around the boy, Taylor did as well.

And obviously, like, going through the ebbs and flows of how it's different literally for everybody and how your knee can swell up at times and just the mental when you can get in the tank, you can get out of it, you think you're doing well, then you have a setback and this happens, that happens, listen to this person,

listen to that person. Like, it's good to see that you're in good fucking spirits because that shit can tear you down. Oh, yeah. I mean, I think, like, how has the process, like, made you look internally and, like, helped you, like, progress as, like, you know, a human, like a man instead of, like, you know, I talked about, like, you just, it's always constantly football, football, football, and then it's, like,

the football aspect is gone. I was way cooler before I tore my knee. I'm going to be honest, dude. I freaking hate it. Because you're like, you're football, junk guy. You, like, it's the facade. Like, let us in on, let us in on Bach a little bit. I always like being in control of my stuff and, like, having fun.

I guess this is me looking into it, like, internally. Yeah, let's do it. Let's look internal, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like, clearly he's the jokes guy. Yeah. Let's get off when we got to go when we try to get. Yeah.

People want to know, man. That's what, that's like, that's like the rate, relatability factor. Yeah, you slug beers on the weekends and have a good time. Yeah, dude. But, like, you got to go. And also shout out Dave, no free shoutouts. For him bringing me to a court side playoff box game, dude.

He chose, he chose. He chose a big move. Let's go, dude. And it was one of, like, my bucket list things to watch, like, an NBA playoff game, like, courtside. And I got to watch the Celtics and Bucks go at it. Janice and Jason Tatum both have, like, 40, 50 points. All right. It's a different.

Go ahead. Yeah. Before I get, like, in the serious part, I look at that. Why climb up to the mountaintop if you're not going to enjoy with your, like, your friends and family? Like, that's a hundred. Like, I've always been like, hey, I'm getting all this cool stuff. Like, I'll be honest. Everything I'm wearing is borderline free things.

Like, I don't really care too much. Like, I have a couple nice things here and there. Yeah, I've, like, enjoyed it. Not like Preston Smith. Yeah. Well, I was getting on him because he's always been the guy that buys a lot. And I was like, how much you spend on jewelry? Like, he's got a monthly budget for his clothes.

So we were kind of like, you know, I was pulling that out of him. But this is awful. I like, I don't know, like, if I'm going to go ahead and go to, like, quartz out with bucks, like they've been really nice and favorable to me. Like, yeah, why not? Like, why would I not want to be like, ah, no, I'm too cool for everyone. Now let me go enjoy the people that also sit in courts. I'm like, no, like, my people are.

That boy was sitting with the owners. That was tight. I was sitting with the owners. Yeah. How important. You were important. A little bit. You are the man.

Yeah, I was telling, you know, Southex players that they were dog shit and stuff. I was getting hype. I didn't want to leave. You're talking shit too? Oh, my God. Dude, that's like the environment I always, like, dude, an NBA bass, or not even NBA, just a basketball game environment is the best. I love it.

You made it happen, man. Can I say? I think we ain't done yet. But go ahead. Internal. People must have forgotten. Let's get internal, David. Oh, God.

And it has nothing to do with physical. It's all emotional and spiritual. Let's look internal. Stop. Let's look on the inside. Yeah. Let's go away. Let's go to Africa somewhere.

Yeah, that'd be fun. Get on some. You did go to Africa. I will say so, like, Taylor's been awesome. Like, he, like, I love, I think he's an awesome dude. Even when we have barely spent any time together, I could totally tell. We would definitely enjoy Charlie's company. And he, like,

would send me, like, voice memos of, like, talking about the journey we're going to be on. And, like, we're sharing, like, tips and all that. So I give him, uh, I give him a lot of credit and a shout out for that. No free. Because, uh, I mean, it was, it was really cool and awesome. And then now he's out of it for the most part. I know he's, he's told me, you know, his stuff. But, uh, he hit me up even yesterday.

And he was like, ah, I feel terrible for you like this at the other. I'm like, yeah, man, it's just the road I've been on. I do accept it. Mm-hmm. And just, uh, you know, he hit. get through it, but I am excited. Like, it's just been so long, man. Oh, my God.

Like, I texted this. What did I say? I'm going to go verbatim just because you guys are Big J. Journalism. We are the new media. Yeah. Oh, you just text me right now. Oh, what a sweetie.

Acceptance of the... Barnability. Yeah. I wrote, like, making money is fun and all, but I actually enjoy football. And I put him close, Mike, if you ever tell anyone this, I'll kill you. He goes, bro, I never tell your story.

Like, that's for yours to tell. So there you go. Taylor, I'm giving you your piece. Like, I'm going to tell the story on the bus for you. Let's do it. I appreciate him. Because he's not here. This is what I'm saying.

I appreciate him. But I can't, like, man, I didn't think I actually enjoyed football this much until, like, they take it away from me that long. I'm like, golly, what I give just. We're getting deep. I like this. Go back out there and just smashing people. Like, it's kind of fun.

It's kind of fun being really good at what you do. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't even say, like, not like, the fans or the arena. Well, no, I do love, like, doing it for the fans, but, like, just, I don't know. Sometimes, like, when I'm just out there playing, it's just, I would probably compare it to it as chaotic as it is. It's like, for me, I feel like I'm, like, a surfer out in the ocean riding a wave. Just kind of, like, in my element, it's like. Hell yeah, brother.

And that's, like, me getting really deep. Like, that's what it feels like when I'm playing. And, like, I'm like, God, I just want to get on that wave again. That's all I want to do. And it's for me, like, when everyone's screaming and yelling, intentions are high. in my brain that's going 20 miles of minute because I said it's how mine operates. It's just

so still. I think because I can take in so much frequency. It's all. I will say that about Dave. I think he's more calm in a game than he is at any aspect of his life. Oh yeah. No, I'm silent. I don't talk. I feel like our offense is like that though. I am not all ball, Monday through Saturday, and I am all ball on Sunday. Everyone's like, oh,

do you talk shit? I'm like, dude, I don't speak to anyone. If something's going to say, it's like I thought about what I think. they're going to do and how to counter it and then if we they counter this we're going to counter with that based on these fronts like that's what and like that's the only shit I'm like spouting out other than that like yeah like I don't like talking shit and it plus piss off a defender my whole my whole thing like said I'm riding the wave and you come join me on the wave and we're really relaxed like that's a win for me right but then it gets taken away it's been taken away

for like the last year yeah so yeah I've had two surgeries now since the big one. And then... What's been the most frustrating part? Because it's not normal. Like, I would love for it to be super cookie cutter. Just like, hey, you had an ACL? We put it back together and that part's great. Yeah.

But it's like all, it's like, oh, now this thing's wrong. Now this is, and then we've got to work on all that. I'm like, okay, cool. I'm in a good spot. I'm like, oh, now it's because you've done, you know, we're 20 months out. You had, you know, had these two other ones. You have to get over those now. And then those now, it's like compounding where like a normal scope is something quicker now it's longer because of the

original i'm like dude like jesus like okay so i'm just i've learned i've probably shoot mentally i've already had my highest of highs lowest of lows and now i'm like uh more i'm the bobby's lane i'm just like hey you know i'm gonna take it for what it is we're here i see if i finally see the light it's great i'm yearning for it but i can't go out and grab it i have to just let it come to me so that's that's where i'm mad i'm glad i can't I'm, dude. He's growing, dude, even since this morning, dude, even he was, I got to try to... You get back to the far jokes now?

I'm not going to be proud of you, darling. I got rain. I got rain. This was good, dude. This was great. I could get super serious, like, you know, but I also like to... This, dude, there's two, there's great for Dave right there to, one, because you did, obviously, it's a hard subject to talk about, even, like, for me, but for what he's going through, it's very hard,

but I'm just glad that you opened up and got to say. what you've been feeling instead of Packers, media, or ESPN saying whatever they want. Anyway, another thing that Dave was super serious about and what was kind of rejuvenating for my career or like that I got to take the next step was, what was it, Thanksgiving of 2019 Thanksgiving? So I was battling. This is what? Dick Dave. Just meeting a dick.

the boy needed it. So this, I was, again, the second year playing tight end, I was kind of battling an injury. We were saying what we, to the person to our right at the table, we had, you know, Thanksgiving at A-Rodz, the person to the right,

we said what we wanted, one thing we would change about them or something that they needed to work on the person to the left, they said what they like about them. You know, it comes to me, David's to my left, so I'm like, you know,

just tell David, like, hey, when you speak, I actually listen. Like, all this stuff. Like, I'm just learning. I'm a sponge, yada, yada. And Dave's turn comes in. He turns those red and he goes, you need to get better at blocking.

Like in front of everyone at the dinner table, wives and everything. And I'm like, you're right. No, but it was like a... Did you say it like short like that too? No, it was like a three minute dissertation of like, I got into examples.

Like I was just kind of running with it. Yeah, and everyone was like, shut the fuck. Like after it was a point where like we got home, I was like, no, that was good, David. Like, No, like he, like, Frank, he probably told you that was stupid to say. That's exactly what I was going to get to.

Like, I was like, you know what? Like, hey, I was thought out. It's been on my mind. He wanted something to correct, like, or something we could change. Like, this is exactly what I would. And he's either going to respond and be player X or he's going to think I'm an asshole and give every reason as to why he shouldn't and be player Y. That's totally fine.

I don't have time for you to be player Y. I have time for you to be player X. He called me a try hard white guy in front of everyone. Go ahead. But like my wife was like, she will. She wasn't my wife back then, but she absolutely just like, Dave, you can't do that. I'm like, I'm sorry, just sometimes it's just, like,

don't ask me the forum and then like, don't go to the fire and not expect to get burned, but I did respect it and I do appreciate that you love it to this day because one, I'm right, love that, two, you answer the call and look where you are today. Facts. Like that's, and you know, that's being in locker room, like, the older you get them on, like, I ain't got time.

Like, if anything, time is, every day is a day gone. not a date earned. So I'm sitting here like, I want to win a fucking Super Bowl. I want to take whatever takes. I don't have time for you to do any rookie second year, third year mistakes.

Let's speed that shit up. This is what I did in my rookie. Fix this. Don't do that. Let's just don't even go through it. I'll just give you the cheat sheet. Let's get you to where we need to go so we can keep going.

And this is when you're a rookie? No, this was my second year? Second year? Second year on 53. Yeah. It sounds like it. But then the next year was

2020. And that's what? And what was good about that is... That was the dog year, right? That was the dog year. Yeah. But then, like I said before, you know, sometimes people get ahead of themselves. I need to set back to reevaluate themselves and turn into a different breed.

Now looking back on that, like... Sounds like he was right, yeah? Yeah, 100% was right. But it sounds like also... Like, it wasn't out of love at first, but then it turned into it because I actually, like I said before, I like when Dave talks, I actually listen because not that like, this is the person I'm like lining up with against. Right. If he doesn't trust me or doesn't think I'm good at something like that I'm not going to be on the fucking field.

You feel like you could have been better with your delivery? No. No, I don't. I wouldn't. No. It was. I told, again, on the last back guy, I like being told. No sugar coding, dude.

Like, football's harsh. Not going to hurt my feelings. You know, it's like, it's not a very forgiving sport. So like, I don't need. For giving teammates. I look, I'll have all fun and be all serious. I'm picturing Thanksgiving, dude. And you're in the vibe is like,

we're having Thanksgiving over. We're all wine waste. Yeah, we're all hanging. And you're probably thinking what you're going to say about Dave. And you're like, I'm really going to hit him with some shit that I think he will enjoy hearing. Like, gave him a little dissertation on how when he speaks, you, listen. I have a picture. He's probably sitting there telling you.

And like, I'm getting through this. this and this is good for both of us, he's like, oh, man, it feels good for me to tell you something positive about yourself. And then for you, we had a, we had a two-hour conversation after that. No, we had like a two-hour conversation about that after. So it didn't just stop at that. So me and Dave, like, continued our conversation as the party went on. And, no, I-

The party's going on. Hey, let's step over here. No, but we just talked and I was like, you're right. But that's why I feel like me and Dave's relationship has got to that. because I didn't get offended or defensive or like, why is this fucking dude picking on me? I just took it as like a respect thing. And if he's the best in the business and he's telling me about blocking, then I'm obviously going to listen. I see.

And that's why I fuck him. That's why like I choose guys like that to be on my team. Like I want guys like that. Like if you're going to build like teammate or if I'm going to build my own roster, if you put me as a gym, like I want dudes that like, hey, here's the door. I don't care. You could be the greatest or the worst. But you go at the door, we're coming in. Hey, let's hear some harsh stuff.

Like, I've been in, like, I've been a part of some awesome offensive lines with some great football players. And I've even seen them get sensitive when they gotten coached up. I'm like, no, dude, like, this is, like, why are you even getting sensitive? Like, I'll sit there. Like, yeah, sometimes do I get pissed off when I hear a guy? I'm like, why are you really telling them what to do? So I'm like, but, like, I'll think of that. But then that's my ego.

And I always check it. I'm like, no, no, no. Like, I need to hear this because if you, if you, aren't correcting me, even though I probably am already, like, more pissed off about what I did than the coaches. But if you aren't correcting me, then I'm going to be actually a little bit like, I'm going to be a little bit mad. That's my perfectionist to me coming out because I'm like, you're the coach. You need, like, if you aren't going to tell me, then like, what are we doing here? Like, that's, like, why are you in that seat if you're not going to come?

Range, dude. I got, like, I'll go all over the place. If you can, like, look at yourself in the mirror. Yeah. If you can look at yourself in the mirror and have, like, self-reflection and stuff like that, I think it is easy to take what resignates, like re-between the lines on certain things. Like not everything a coach says is directed at you, but like if you do like a lot of self-reflecting and you're like in tune with like, oh, or just honest with yourself. Like I could have been better there.

You kind of just like take what you can apply. And then it's easy. And that's like how you become like a pro pro pro. Mm-hmm. I love this. I feel like we're a little think tank right now, getting better together. Always. Feels really good.

I mean, it's really, like, serious. I could do with, like, a fun break. Yeah? Would you rather something? Do you have a... Tear talk? We can do tear talk. We can bring up a list and do some tear talk.

What's the tier talk? Come on, bro. How are you going to claim to be a fan of the boo? Let me, let me talk. I'm going to be honest. Have I seen some? Absolutely, but like... Oh, tear.

I think you said tears. Do you want to cry right now? I will make him cry. I think you said tear talk. Like, like, you know, like, we're going to be super sensitive. It's been serious. And we're going to talk about tear talk. Like, things make you cry.

I'm like, I don't know what this is. It's actually with my dad. You know, get the fuck out of here. So here's a list of different tier talks that we can do. Go ahead look down that list. And then they'll bring up a couple too, like, so you're not like just like thinking. The boys back there are professionals too. Yeah.

The boys back there get after it. But this is like a fun part of the show. This is so cool. We should do this again. again. I was dragging this dude to get on here. Now he's in this element, dude. We're trying to do it? Just to piss you off.

I told him, dude, I'm all over the place. Like, I'm just to have fun. Dude, we were in the way room. I mean, I'm here. We were in the wait room together today. And I would say four or five times he came up, he goes, yeah, I'm not going today. I'm like, all right. Came up, he goes, so what time are we really going?

I'm like, whenever you want to go. Like, I'm free all day. I'm here for you, Dave. And he's like, all right. Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to go. But if we do go. I'm like, almost, guys. It is like the TritonCamp mode.

There's, like, a lot of things going on, and you've got to pick and choose. Like, where do I want to put my energy until I go out to this fucking practice? I ain't fucking practicing, so I got all, let's do it, man. This is fun. This is great. Dave, I got a couple for you that I think that you would like, but keep going. Right. Like, if there's something that you would like to do.

This one that I want to do is chips. Favorite chips like the snack. I can't let's do it. Or which one I was thinking that you might like was, um, Where was it? Why am I just? Where did it go? We got time.

But whenever you do, whenever you come? Oh, no, they already did that. We can still do that again. That was all of the games. To me, that's too hard. I think it needs to be best. I don't know if we're feeling, but you know, Pat's in town, by the way. Pat who?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm going tomorrow. Here? You know, where got him here? Yeah. Not here, but I'm going to go to where he's at. You know, I got him in town. Yeah.

Yeah. I can't believe some videos. I was still pissed. I'm like, well, he's got to give me right. Like he's got to be able to give me some coaching videos. I'll be honest. They're really solid. Him, I don't know.

You haven't met Aaron, but like they're two like little brainiacs. Oh, yeah, bro. My back feels a lot better. I worked with him for just two days while Randall was in town because I saw him where they were set up over a boost. And he started doing body work on me. And I was like, hey, take your shoes and socks off. I was like, all right, this dude's going to know what he's talking about. Yeah.

Take a walk. I'm like, I'm going to think of my way. I got to grab queen. He gets into the camera. He's like squat this way, squat this way. And then I got a look at the video. I'm like, hey, let's not talk about what my body looks like right now. But yeah, I saw your, uh.

I don't know. I was just max. I'm like, do you can't be like, I don't know if a lot of people even know yet. Like, I got my leg all wrapped up. Just got done getting like cut under. I'm like, come on, dude. Oh, but I saw him a screenshot. Like he's like, he looks like an idiot.

He'll give me stuff remotely to just watch videos for the examples of the exercise he wants me to do. And one of them was, was Bach. My ugly ass mug just like early in the morning. And I just, take a screenshot. And then I just texted to him. How in the fuck you get in that? And then he's all mad. I'm like, well, you don't want me to be great, bro?

Ooh, best backyard. And what did I respond? You said, what's better than great? He's not like that, though. He's privileged. He doesn't know what it's like to be gritty in the Midwest, too. Who? You're talking about me?

Yeah, you didn't have a backyard growing up. You probably did. You didn't do backyard games, dude. You probably went to, what's that? Silicon Valley for vacation. I have no problem even, like, saying it's, I will smoke everyone except Randall. That's the only guy I give credit to in Cornhole. Come here.

That was. I think, Dad, I think you're talking out of your ass right now, brother. I think you're talking out of your ass right now, but I already know where I'm at. You're from California. You have no idea what it is. And you're calling in Cornhole just being upset. You're going to out throw us in Cornhole. I'm coming off one and I will out throw you.

And it's bags. Don't call it cornhole. Cornball. We did talk about that. We talked about that. Not cornhole. I don't know why you got a disrespect me on the podcast right. Did you say disrespeg?

What do you call it pop? What do you call it pop? What do you call soda pop? You can call you a joke. That's cornball. Cornhole. Cornhole people say pop. No. No. Cornhole people say pop and pie. I want to pop and I'm going to play bags.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's do tears and drink games. Okay. I can do. Since we're talking about you guys would just dominate me and bags. And let's get it. Let's correct that. You are the one who said I will beat anybody here except. But Randall. You're the one who started. You immediately put people on another side of the fence as you. So don't say we came up with it. it. Well, it's your guys' podcast, so. Yeah, but I'm saying you're the one that came in with the net. I came in with the fence in front of me.

I came in with the fence. It's true. I did come in friction. You know what you're creating. I'm sorry. You know what? Hey, I'm sorry. I came a little hot.

Careful how you hold that microphone. I got a lot of things going on, man. Yeah. It's not you. It's me. Just saying it now. Just. I think I was so mad like I was coming in here.

I actually did want to be here. All right. I actually did want to be here. Top drinking games. Are you going to give us a list? I already got two in my dome. I already got two in my dome. Do you go like tier one?

Okay, this is actually a new question. Tier one. You started tier three and go up to Tier one? And you'll, yeah, each, just one. Do you get three of them? Ding, ding, thing. So, okay. So you start with the ass and then you go to the math.

But next time I co-host, I really want to do chips. We can do chips as well. We can do two Titox for you. I love chips. You eat the chip and then go through the dip or do you? It's your truth. It's your truth. You can go about it however you want.

Well, okay, so am I starting? What are we doing? You are the, Yes, you are the guess. Okay, so my tier three, do I look in the camera? Like, what do I? Which one's the camera? Which one does he look into?

This center camera. So my tier three of, my tier three for best drinking games. Oh, shit. I already don't one, my bad. I got to rewind. That's okay. We can take, we can take a few minute break. So, right now.

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you have the fuller brother start at tier three if you have an honorable mention you're more than welcome to throw an honorable mention yeah it might it might not make the graphic but start at tier three and work your way up and just know you will get heated for you could have the best list you're still going to get heated on social media

go ahead honorable mention flip cup but my tier three is baseball. Reason being, you said tier three baseball? That was going to be my tier three. Reason being, it is probably one of the funnest games to play overall.

Yeah. But you need a lot of people and a lot of attention because the attention span goes and you drink a lot of beer. And usually, you end up getting so drunk, you never actually finish like the nine innings. But if you can have enough wherewithal

and stamina, it is a solid game with a lot of. of people. That's my, that's my... I like when people don't have attention spans because then you steal the bases. No, I'm talking like it just, that you just stop playing the game. Oh, no, no, no, I know. But I like when people are like the catcher, when the person's the catcher and they're

like wandering and then you're the base runner and then you got a drink and flip cup to steal a base. I don't know if I've ever played baseball. What? All right. Let's go for a while. Hey, brother. Let's step outside the bus real quick.

So baseball is fun because there's four cups in a row, like a bozo. If you make the front one, single. make the second one, double, third one, triple, fourth one, Homer, it's like ghost runners. But the person who is on the bases are lined up to the side, and they can steal bases by, after they throw it, the person who is just on the base can chug a beer and flip cup, and the catcher has to then, when he sees it,

he starts chugging his beer, and the first one to flip the cup wins. So if the catcher beats him, he throws him out, and if the runner gets it, he goes base. You know, that sounds like a really fun. A little different. How do you play? So, yes, the straight line four. We have bads in a bar.

And you start with a quarter of a beer, it's first, half a beer for second, three-fourths of beer for third, and a full cup for fourth. That's what I'm saying. We always get so fucked up. Like, we never, ever finish. And you have one catcher, rotates every inning. Yeah. And you can only catch with one hand. And then you have other three pot, or for shout out Elton, Pottnas, are on the flip cups across from you.

So that's first base, second base, third base. So if you shoot and let's. say you hit a double. The catcher has to drink the double. That's why the catcher gets blasted every round. And then you go, it's like to say you go across me. You shoot a double. So you're standing over here. I'm standing over here. And I'm just watching. If you touch the cup at all, I get to go. That means you technically stole. But you could always balk and fake like you're trying to steal a base. And if I touch a cup, you get to go free, the third base. It gets wild. So there's a lot of strat. Yeah. There's a lot of strat.

Essentially, yeah. strategy. You're essentially the same, but there's just like tweets. Follow me on Twitch. You have a Twitch? No. But like, yeah. So like, yeah, like so.

My eyes. You have a Twitch? Demon Slare 69. So like if you hit a cup in the person behind the cups, catches it like they're out. And like if it falls, you get three strikes. Yeah. Essentially the same way we play is the same way. You shoot every time.

We just keep the water in those ones for play, but then you chug on the side. And if you hit a home run. I like that. No, if you hit a home run, yeah. then both, if you had a home run, the other team has to hit a full beer. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, that's what I'm saying.

You just line it up. I think I've finished one or two in my life. Usually, people just, attention fans gone, and they're so drunk that you can't make it in that. Okay, two or three baseball, two. That sounds like a fun game. Tier three baseball, two. Oh, is it?

I'm still going? Yeah. I didn't know you go around. Shoot. What was I think? Tier two is King's Cup, Universal. Everyone plays it. Something super easy only need to do is have a deck of cards.

I do the one with, I like to do the one with the beer in the middle, put the cards in the, in the tab. Yeah, and the tab. As it breaks. Yeah, it has to drink it or you do. Is that like all the rules and stuff like that? Yeah. We call it Ring of Death. Hold on.

Yeah, we call it Ring of Death too. I learned that it was Kings in college. It's the same game. Same rules. Same everything. Ring of death. Okay, so I've heard like so many different rules. There's a lot of different ways to play.

Yeah, no, yeah. You can break the ring if you break it. Oh, yeah, yeah. You can do it under the, under the cane. which I think is a good time, but it's essentially like the same game, just people play it. There's like little wrinkles that are different.

I like that. Yeah, sure, that's a good one. And what numbers do you go for? It's like, we do two for you, three for me, four for whores, five for guys. Just, yeah. Yeah, I've heard six for Dick.

I do like ace to the face. Two is you, three is me, four is floor, five is guys. Waterfall was, yeah, ten for me. Rule master. Dude, seven was story time. Thumb. Thumb Master was a good.

And question master was Queen. Dude, one of my favorite things someone does for a rule is like you have to lift off what's it called a leprechaun, the mini lepercon. So every time someone has to drink, you have to pick up the lepercon. That Jack is insane, though.

You want to know the rules? They're right there. That boy Jack is fucking ready. You, so is that. Two is you. Three is me. Four's. Four's.

Five. Slap. Jesus. Last person. Six for digs. Seven. Thumb Master. See, I always.

play jack was the thumbmaster yeah yeah i done say yeah i did forest floor yeah he'd his categories and social i remember having that pick a mate i like that one we're like anytime you drink i drink and vice versa not those category to me was king because you would you would choose a category like say cereals and each person would have to name a cereal until nobody can name one which is a lot of fun dude one time we did that we were playing that one time at a bachelor party when we were like pre-gaming and stuff No, no, we're pregame before we went out. You know, you're at the house.

And, uh, those. Dude, it was, uh, my brother-in-law, so definitely not for my, uh, sister purpose. Um, and we could name more porn stars than we could states of the United States. Really? The boys, dude, it was tough look for the boys. But that is so, like, we went around on for porn stars like, oh, around the table, around the table, around the table, around the table.

in states, like, we made it like halfway around and so it was like, uh... Nebraska shit. It was a tough look for the boys. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Boo. Yeah.

Trash. Dude, I still remember, um, one of my favorite things about you when I think about it is, uh, when we were both freshman in all America, that was tight. I was tight. Oh, no idea. Phil Steele?

Yeah. Yeah. I was fucking, I was pumped. And I remember seeing your name. That's like one of like, I was like the first thing I remember from you. Like, well, what a badass last name. I was just, I was just like, I'm like, sick.

All right. Like, okay. I don't know. I don't know why I remembered your name from that, but probably I don't know when we played you. I was like, okay. Yeah, I can't relate. I needed that for my ego on the show. Were you, were you the safety back then?

Did you go from safety lineback or you're a lineback? You're moving around like a safety. Yeah, athlete. I came out rival self as an A-TH athlete. I can, I literally saw in your eyes like me go up the list. No doubt. It's tight. It's tight.

I was like, oh, yeah, Backe is my dude after that comment. It's tight. Okay. Tier one. My tier one, super simple. already knows it like beer pong i'm just better than you everyone always i know it everyone already knows it like yeah i mean like it's most competitive like a baseball's it has the element of it but i mean nothing's better than beer pong like i love wearing the belt always willing to put it up let's let's go

have that i think that's like the it's like playing beer pong is like watching like an like an like an all-le-reager fight like those are like it's like oh you can you drink can you play drinking games beer pong it is beer pong in college was like like when there was one table and everyone was like surrounding the table. Oh yeah. The battles. I mean like... Nothing like taking your team back in the O-T because it's the last cup, shoot T-Mess,

and you like... Just can't. A couple in a row. Just fucking... The place he erupts. Yes. No doubt about it. I'm such a beer pong fan.

I have the beer pong app on your text messages and I play that thing all the time. And I still dominate that one. Oh yeah. It's just a flick. Just a little flick. You have to come to the beer Olympics next year. whenever I'm invited, I'm down. I mean, you'll be in Nashville, so.

I'm going to be honest. I get drunk quick. I'm a cheap date. That's all right. But, but. That's what I wanted. I plateau. So, like, I'll be really drunk really quick, but then, like, beer four is the same as, like, beer 14.

I'm like, cool, here we go. Yeah. And then, like, I go, I pass blackout or throw up. I just go straight to whenever it's, like, my time, like, it just, my body hits the eject button, and I just, like, oh, where's David? Irish exited. I'm sleeping. I took myself home. Respecting my clothes.

Like, I'm very like, sometimes I was outsmart myself. I'm like, oh, I got to put my watch somewhere. And then I wake up in the morning, I'm like, shit, I hit it for myself. Right. Because I'm like, oh, what if someone comes in? Like, I'm really drunk. No way I'm going to wake up. Oh, yeah.

Dude, dude, I'm like, mile a minute. Dude, that's so funny. I think like that too. Like, when I go in, I'm like, I'm going to put this here because in the morning, that's where I'll think about it. And I wake up, I'm like, where the fuck did I put that? You're savage. Fuck.

And then it's like right where I put it on my... And then I like find out my... Go again, man. Doing your thing, dude. I'll go honorable mention. This one's super hard because I want to put it at three, but I'll mix it up.

Honorable mention is baseball. It's like you're saying, it's hard to like do a full game. I respect it. But the objective of the game is awesome. Tier three is beer die. Shout out, date. University of Dayton

the Dirty Ocho my cousin and his boys who taught me that game in college when we went there you know what beer die is right I was undefeated at Kittlefest yeah whatever I didn't play anyone

yeah we were fucking good he was probably never mind he wanted to play but he never had the opportunity because we just continued to win I was playing bags and I was undefeated in bags um so beer die

for sure tier three just electric and you're like you know you're into it you got to do the same thing as baseball you're catching with one hand little dice whatever tier two i'm gonna go with beer pong for the same reason just like the arena feel at a college party the comebacks the shit talking whatever tier two and then tier one i'm gonna go with flip cup and i say that because i like doing two like the two rounds so it goes down this way and it comes back to the other way with the same team. And you get like six, like eight people per side.

And you're just across. It's constant bickering. And it's like always comes down to that. Every time it's like coming down to like the last flip, you know. So I think it's the intensity and like the adrenaline for me. And the pressure. Dude, I love being the anchor. I like to start and I like to finish.

I want to be the first cup and I want to be the last cup. Rob Donnie, dog. Will Compton? Dog. Debach. Dog. Dog. But yeah.

Dog. I'm going to go. Airdale Terrier. Just because the adrenaline and the hype and I'll tell you, yeah, that is just for me, that is just second and none. But it's hard to get people to play that, like everyone to play that. But full cup beer flip cup is insane. I'm with, I can get around with you with the flip cup. If.

Because again, when it comes to drink games, like competitive ones. Yes. I just can't stand people who fucking suck. Right. So Flip Cup's great, but I got a freaking Karen over there who like can't land it. She's like, oh my God, my God. Yeah. I'm like, all right, lady.

Like, I don't give a shit. Like, how cute you look tonight? Like, make this fucking thing because now you just ruin it. Dominate, Dominant. And then we're stuck with you. I'm like, well, never got back to me. And that's when you be later. You grab her by her Forever 21 T-shirt.

And you say, get your shit together, Brittany. And then we win. Yeah, but she's not going to get her shit together. She will. No, no. But anyway. Or like a Bronnan in over there. Tier 2, beer pong, tier 3, beer die, honorable mention, baseball.

And that's all the time we have. Green Bay, Willie's turn. I like a lot of your guys' games. I think my honorable mention is going to go to baseball. I've never played it, but the way you guys explained it to him. He's like, he just got done saying you've never played it, but I'm all about it now. I'm in. You guys' description alone.

gets it in my honorable mention. Oh, my God. My tier three is going to be, man, it's out of these two. I'll say, I'll say my tier three is frisbee. Ooh. You guys are playing frisbee? Yeah.

You get the pole in the ground. You set the beer bottle on top, Frisbee. I thought like that was more of a backyard game, but I like that, though. But it's a, you said, you're right, you're right. But I see what you mean because you're not like, you have to chug this, you have to do that. Like, there's not all these drinking. I'm a terrible chugger. The purpose of the game is to just really get fucked up

and you're getting like sidetracked by like doing. Right, right, right. Trying to get some Frisbee. Because then you could say bags is technically. Yeah. Yes. Dude, that's a primer. That's a primer.

Is that a disqualifier? A primer for the beer pong table. I don't know. No, because no, this is your tears. I think you can do wherever you want. I just like, I can see how it could be gray. Thumbs up or down for Frisbeer. He made a great point.

Like, it could be like, uh, bags. Yeah, he made a great point, though. It's like a primer. Like when we're on the, you know, we're on the table next. Let's go play, you know, get a couple beers in while we play, you know, fris beer until we're on the table. All right. So we're good. Fris beer.

Love it. My tier two is going to be, my tier two is going to be a beer ball. Yes. I love. And shout it to beer dad. That was the first time I ever played it. And that is a fun fucking game. Yeah.

Gray area with how high you got to throw it. Yeah. But I think once it gets dialed in, like dudes make some sick shots. Yeah. Like, that's fun, but I think it lasts a long time. Yes. You know what I mean? Like, seven points is a long time.

It's a long game, bro. But it can go quick, though. People are standing there and, like, waiting their turn. Like, that's what that is, actually, that's why I like, uh, beer ball, because you can get over quick because you're standing there. You're trying to play defense. You're mad as fuck of your teammate. But sometimes the ball doesn't just bounce your way, so you got to kind of

swallow your pride and back, all right, it's not fully on him. But at the same time, like, fucking. That's one where you whipping up the beer at the cake scene. You have to bring it on the table? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Have you played beer ball? You got a beer on each corner.

And once you throw it, so if it's me and you... And it'll bounce off and you... You're ripping. You're ripping. Yeah, you got to get to the middle of the table. Yeah, no. And then you got to crack it. You got to try and chug it.

Everybody's arguing. And you kept drinking when I touch the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is my tier two, tier one, all-time, fucking beer pong. The arena feel, I thought that was a great way to explain it. The pressure you get, the shit talking. It's as much of a mental game as it is physical. And, um, I think...

And, um, I think... I've lost to a death cup before. And I think just the extra elements that people play in with the wrinkles of it. Ring of fire? Reforms, yeah. Where you hit the four corners in the middle one? See, I just learned about that not too long ago. Yeah, I've heard of the space.

The spacetime continuum, like, I don't like those. Babe Ruth heating up. Oh, no, 100%. Like, you have heating up on fire. Island. I play Island. Like, I like just the universe ones. Like, I don't want no rewrecks.

No fingering, no blowing. One rewrest. One gentleman's like That's what they have, dude Will's really blackened today Okay, I'm just kidding I can get on board with that, eh? I can get on boo with that.

Hey, how are you? Go, hold on, can we talk about, okay, what is the But beer pong tier one? Yeah, how about we make this? I know it's my first time I've been the guest on the bus, but universal rules of beer pong

Go. Like, what is the legit rule? Because everyone that comes up with your four corners. No, no. I think that one's out. Continue. I have heard that one. I think of what it is when you create the friction, it's what happens with your face.

Like you really get like, you really get like sour face when you say something. You disagree right? Yeah, because I'm not passionate. You say the poor corners. Like you didn't bring it up as like some time. I'm just saying, no, we don't like some people play that way. And I'm sorry. Those people are wrong.

Like so like, okay, like here we go. Like from like how George plays. Like you leave, you make the cup, you take the ball out and you leave it there. And if you make it, it's three cups. And ball's back. I agree. No, I hit it. You make it.

So you pull it. Pull it right away. And if you make, and if someone isn't paying attention, doesn't pull it and you make it, game. Hold on. Time out.

Game. That's how you get people playing and, yeah, you get people going at a party so it's not like long and like, if you're playing a tournament, I see what you guys are saying. I'm gonna go like,

that's more like tournament based. You make a cup, you pull it. That's like, hey. Party rules. Like, yeah,

if we're doing amateurs, that's how we want to play to get like turnover on tables. But if you're playing like legit, like that's what I'm saying, Okay. Let's talk about tourney rules. Yeah, that's where I want to go. Do you turny rules?

What a legit turner. So we have obviously heating up on fire. Heating up, yes. You make two. Each person gets one island. You can go on fire when you make three. Babe Ruth calling your shot. So we all agree on that one, right?

Yes. What's Babe Ruth? Bay Ruth is you call your shot. It's like Island? Island, but it has to be separate from all the other ones. Now question, is island have to not touch any other cup like you're saying, and you also have to say an actual island. And if you don't, it doesn't count?

What the hell? Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I play with a bunch of nerds, I don't know. Hang on. Babe Ruth is calling any cup. It doesn't have to be the island. It's not the same as Island. Do you get a Babe Ruth and an island?

I'm out on Bay Ruth. Yeah, I'm out on Bay Ruth. If you, Babe Ruth, you hit the shot, you call it's two cups. No, just call Island. I've never heard of that. Yeah. As many times you want. No, you get one Babe Ruth per game.

So do you get a Babe Ruth and an island? Where did you learn? Is that in Nebraska? Missouri. Missouri? You guys are asking a lot of questions. start to sweat a little bit more. Is it one time?

Is it the entire game? We're going to... Dave, right for me now. We're going to interview you. Yeah. And how does that make you feel when he called Babe Ruth? You know? Yeah, when I got beer pong taken away from me,

that's when I knew I loved it the most. Okay, so I agree. So I is to start out 100%. There we go. Turney rules. Ball's back. Yes. Absolutely must.

I'm going to... I go against bouncing. I think if you're playing tourney, you don't bounce. Bouncing counts. Bouncing's cheek. No, you can do it. You can smack it.

You got to be on guard. It counts as one and you can still smack. No, it counts as two. And you can smack. I agree if I was playing with amateurs, but if I'm going to play league, it's not amateurs. League is you can bounce. Can you get the tables that are wet and the ball doesn't bounce?

So you got to be like super strategic when you bounce. Nothing is easier than shooting. Oh, hey, don't let him gaslight. I know that, but when you bounce. Let him gaslight. Yeah, I'm not going to let him do that. I'm not going to let him do that. I'm not going to let him do that.

Matt, Matt, help. I knew is your dad. I knew was your dad. projection, you're projecting. Listen, it is easier to bounce. So when someone's bouncing, that's why you can smack the ball away. You got the own guard. Two cups.

See, that's the part I disagree. On guard. Yeah, yeah. And that's, I'm with that. I'm with that. What about if you're shooting the ball and a person actually hits the ball over the cup? How many cups do you get? It counts?

Yeah. So how many cups? If the person knocks over their own cup, that counts. Sorry. No, no, not knocks it over just like, you know, they're messing up. Distraction and they fucking hit the hand. But not like, they can't whip it, but if they throw it. and the person trying to knock the bounce and the shot hits their hand?

Say they don't get their hand. Like say I'm trying to distract you and you try and shoot and it hits my hand or something. That's a cup. Don't you shouldn't have your hands in front of the... I do agree with that. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're agreeing with that. No, I like it.

I like it. You get to choose the cup. Yeah. Right? I think the person who hit it. The person who hit it doesn't... Yeah. The defense gets to.

Oh, the defense chooses. Yeah, because they must. I think you're right. Because then you can take away, then you don't set up an island. Yeah. Elbows, absolutely. And I'm a huge elbow. low guy, dude. I will watch someone down the line.

I do it strictly for mental. Like, I know I'm going to win if I get in your head. I call elbows even if you're fucking... Or they're like, bro, I'll go stand back here in the kitchen and shoot it. I don't care. And then it's like a nice way. Right when they're about two elbows and then it's just like kind of like roll their eyes. You already win right there. You win the little check stuff.

Just like on field goals. Behind the back. Behind the back. Girls lefty guys behind the back. behind the back. So again, to the finger and blowing, what are the rules on that? I say no finger.

Yeah, neither. I'm like, what the fuck? I hate that. When it's spinning like that, you don't give him one of these? Like, one of these? I immediately, if you can do it clean,

like say, I've never seen it done, but if it cleanly out of the done. Yeah, if you see it cleanly come out of the cup, if you see it cleanly come out of the cup with no beer or anything, it can't be wet.

Congratulations, you finger a lot of shit. It's like awesome, but like not in this game. Right. What is one of these? Right. Don't put a lot of Yeah, I agree.

Or one of these. Or one of these. It's hype when you get out, though. Yeah, oh, it's an electric. And you immediately go, that doesn't count, right? And then you're just fucking arguing. I just, like, shut the fuck up.

Like a pickup basketball game. There's a chance that that person knocks that cup over. Exactly. If I ever played beer pong again, and I'm not with you will, and someone does a fingering or blowing, I will face down you and you can do the take your walk. Okay, because that,

I want any time I think or even see, it just makes me, like, it just kind of makes me cringe. Let's take a walk, brother. Okay, so what's your OT? OT is three cups triangle, and it's just same rules. I've played that way before, too. It's three cups, and then we put one on top in the middle, and you, yeah, you have to make the top. You have to make the top one first. You can't make, like, the front in the middle.

If it happens, you have to hit the top one. Hold on. Speak, okay, I do actually like that, but speaking of the middle cup. I've just never heard of it. Oh, middle cup. Middle cup. Hands for your knees. Yeah, I put my pants below my knees at so many events.

So you do that only if you make a milk club, not just because you make until you make another cup. So if your first cup is- What if you already have your pants down and then you make the middle cup, then what are you doing? The middle cup is already gone if you made the middle. No, I'm saying if your pants are already down. But why are your pants down in the first place? Because you're partying.

Take off the boxes, brother. Look, I'm telling you. Look, I mean, straight. I got ranged, dude. Okay. All right, if you, if you beat someone, 10 cups to zero, naked lap. Oh, if you don't make a cup, you're a gremlin. You're going underneath the table for the next game.

I know, but if both of them, but both of them. You haven't heard that? Oh, I love that. What is it? What is it? Like, so if you don't make a cup. We got made in Scottsdale doing that. Like, so you like, it doesn't matter.

Like, let's say you make all 10. Even if I'm on the winning team and I don't make a single cup, you're a gremlin. Next game, someone has to find a new partner for you, I got to go sitting underneath the table. So especially if you debil the team and that versus it's a game. cup get your asking you to take the table. So if me and Dave, you have to ask you to not leave, you and your partner. 10 to 2, but you had to hang out there.

But you had two. Yeah. If your two cups, you had both of them, your partner has to be under the table for the next game. You guys live in Nashville? If he doesn't make any? Yeah, if he doesn't make any of that whole game, he's under the table. Now, if we 10-0 you guys,

Naked lap. Naked lap. And I've seen it down in Central Michigan. Wait, what with that? Naked lap horn and got me interested. 10-0-0. The other team, they don't both go under the table. naked lap around the building.

And I've seen it happen. Just dudes? I don't think we're doing the official well, I mean, there was one in there. This makes kind of fun. We're being our ideal game of beer pong. Ooh,

busing rules. And we do have a beer pong table coming out. Really? I was going to secretly send that to them now that. Yeah. Well, by the time this comes out, we'll have it out.

So go buy it. Okay. Or dot barcelessports.com slash what are the boys? I was going to. Let's go back. Now you know it. Actual OT rules.

All right. David? Overtime. What's the official? Are you doing the chandelier thing or no? I like the idea. I like the idea too, but no. Okay, cool.

I was going to say it because, like, I think it's cool, but I'm still just doing the OG3. Yeah, it just sounds gay too. Redemption. Redemption. I'm all about redemption. Like, if you end it, like, you get to shoot until you miss. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're all on board. there. That's easy. Re racks? I like one. And gentlemen, that's tidying up. So one re-rack, one gentleman. Yeah, but you can re-rack any time you want. And you can ask any type of re-rack. Not in between. Fires, though. If you get balls back or fires,

you can't redirect. Of course, we're talking official rules. Yeah, yeah. You got to be clear. Now, let's take a journey, if you will. We're talking re-racks here. What are the names of the re-racks you guys? Oh, yes. Because I have had a plethora, if you will. Okay, here is a thing that irks me is when someone does the bozo line, you know, when they say Mario Kart. Yeah, I need to hear it. They say like the lights. Yeah, stoplight. They call it Mario Kart?

They'll say Mario Kart. You know what to do. Yeah. Talk about three. I literally obsessing. A few second, I got a phone call to make. But no, that irks me to the death of me or any spotlight, but no, it's Bozo Cups. Straight line is Bozo Cups.

Sorry. Wait, you call straight line Bozo Cubs? I just call stoplight. Three in a row. And you work me. Three in a row you do, Bozo. You call it? What do you call it?

Anything in the row is Bozo. That's what Bozo cups is. That's... I say straight line. I'm going to be honest. The person across me is totally to understand what you're saying. I think it's kind of cool.

I mean... What about this one? I think you just actually met it all of us with that one. What about this one? That's pregnant lady. Zipper. Zipper. Zipper three to my right.

Three to my right is my go-to. Yeah. So it would be three to the... person's left, but I always say zipper three to my right. I'm shooting because my ball tends to fall a little right, so I like to put my three on the right. Wow. I actually do prefer, and that's my favorite re-rack.

But what about this one? I'll call it zipper. I call it 2-1-2-1 offset. Play button. Dude, I fuck with you so heavy. Play button, I've never heard that one. I like that. No, I fuck with you so heavy.

2-2 offset. So I go 2-1. off there. That one's called zipper. Trap dogs? Trapp house. I've heard that. I've heard of that.

I heard it one time. That kind of hits. You call it when they're, when three by three next to each other, you just call it six pack? Which one? Do you enter put them or do you put them? Six pack.

So like side by side, not the zipper look, but they're next to each. Why would you do that? People do it look. You're a fucking psycho. Psychopath. Why would you do that?

Surface area, dude. I'm immediately reporting you. You know. I'm immediately reporting you. How did you get there? Dude, look at all that surface area. right there that you wouldn't hit. They call that marching.

Number one, if you have six, I would say you got to do, you got to go, yeah, you got to do three, two, one. Three, two, one. I was just talking, I was just talking, guys, I was just talking shapes. Dude, you just got, you just rattled so many people right now.

Okay, there are a bunch of these. You're automatically a sociopath or something if you're choosing any of these ones. What do you mean? I say you might use those names? No, no, no, two. 211, I get that one. No, this, like, going crosshair, like, I'm immediately reporting you.

Which one? Which one? Cross hair? Oh, what the fuck is doing like that? You have to be a psychopath. It's literally like, it's a cross. It's a plus sign. Yeah, plus sign.

Like, you're asking for three solo or four solo cups and then one in the middle. I guess maybe they're strategizing. To bounce back. Oh, yeah, we just been rolling. We got to win tomorrow. We got to play the Vikings tonight. I got like five minutes. I totally fucked up my time.

That's all right. Tear Talk's always the last part. What time do we have to be back here? I have to do stuff. Pat? Yeah. Tell them what's up. I love being a dick.

It's fun. I think we got to figure it out, right? Flatline. And again, psycho, like, psycho. Like, I'm mainly reporting you. The I? I'm a fan of the rhombus. There are a couple that I'm kind of digging.

I might want to take with me. Trapezoid, honeycomb. Play button. Play button. I have to concede that. I was going to do two one off suit, but that is a play button. It's a cool name. Play button.

It is. It's kind of, yeah. Hey, let me get that. I'm always on go. Because I'm always on go. Oh, God. You always drop a nice one. Hey, what I was thinking about with the call?

Play button because I'm always on. Call me. Call me. Call me. Call me. And then you call me. And then when it's happening, it'll call me. Hang on.

somebody's calling me. Oh my God, I'm totally like that. It's for you. That's so good. It is so good. Yeah, bro. We're scheming. Honestly, the best thing you could do is, like, if it ever does happen, I could just actually call you one because I'm going to be living in Nashville and then you just come over to my house and take the guys and say, everyone would take a walk.

That would, honestly, that's my favorite thing you do. That is my favorite thing you do. Like, when I watch this video, it is, I don't normally like it's a favorite thing to do. So, what else? So the backstory of it is, they have an Xbox, they play the video game, and then when they're playing and they lose, and the kids are talking too much shit,

they say, hey, well, you do me a favor? And they'll be, yeah, what is? And they'll say, shut the fuck up. So he explained that on the episode with him and George. I thought it was hilarious. And so essentially, like, I started tweeting, hey, do me a favor after their video come out because we clip it for like the promo of the show.

And then it evolved to taking people on walks. At first I did a video, hey, do me a favor, shut the fuck up and then it evolved to taking walks and everything else. So yeah, the origin story is VOM Squad. The origin movie, if it was ever created, Vom Squad, Rob Tunyon, starring in it. I like it better when you do it. No, I did tell. I said Will made it better.

He did. Usually people don't make jokes better. I want more people to do it. I understand of not doing it, but once you cross that path, like, once you cross, yeah, it feels good. No, that's what I'm saying. When you have, like, a kid, like, I'm just like, you know, you act super nice for like the first couple rounds in the game too. Like in search and store you act super nice. Like, hey man, like, wow, that was

a good round. Like, and then they just stopped talking shit and they're like, oh, like, these guys are really just on here like chilling. Like, they're not like trying to like be toxic. So then you get their guard down. And then it's like, damn, like, what layout do you use like or what load out do you use like? Like, like, and they're like

explain. I'm like, oh, okay, I'm going to try that next game. Like, I appreciate that. I'm like, hey, since you guys were so cool and nice, do you mind doing me a favor? And they'll be like, yeah, man, what's that? Yeah, shut the fuck up. And they're just like, and then it's like, oh, like, oh, I knew you were a fucking pussy.

I think that's fucking hilarious. But yeah, the first time you press tweet on a video like that. It's going to feel good. And you let it eat because there's a little anxiety when the first one went out like, all right, I'm cussing now on social media. I'm fucking putting my face out there. I'm telling somebody to shut the fuck up.

And you got to let it eat. But once you let it eat, freedom on the other side, boys. Dude, there's so many times. You come in and somebody's like, hey, that video, you post that shit. It was hilarious. And then you're like, all right. Oh, I can't. I can't.

I validate it. No. Hey, I'm validated now. Dude, I'm getting stronger. He does commercials, dude. He doesn't need to do that. No, I just, I can with Matt was one day. Because there's a lot of things.

Like, I'll be honest. I definitely censor myself. Yeah. Like right now? Yeah, just just see it real cool. Oh, he's got to leave. Yeah. In the YouTube, we can roll this.

commercial of Dave and Matt right now. Wait, what? There's a... Hit it. Oh, you're talking about when we did a... Yep. What's it called? The shitty commercial you did.

Cellcom. Hey, every man has this price, brother. No free shout-offs. And second of all, it's a good commercial. Dude, no, which one's when you pop up out of the cubicles is my favorite? Yeah, so come. No, no, I know, but that one, specifically. Not the weightlifting one.

When he's making fun of me for holding? Yeah. What's that? Yeah. Got it. Oh, man. I should have had them read jokes about each other. I didn't want to do Aaron because they were, you know, I didn't know if Aaron was.

Um, I don't know. I think Nick might have. Nick might have. Nick had one with Aaron and Rob in it. Nick who? Nick, uh, the boys from the Anus Pod. From the what? They're funny, their own barstool.

They write jokes and they came on the bus and had all these jokes kind of like SNL. Okay. Where you like say jokes outside. They're report. the news and they just read the jokes on the prompter and they're obviously funny political like yeah they're just funny okay and they had like some good ones on me to where i'm essentially they're just sitting there roasting me like talking about me being a he's like a gay redskin that reminds me of linebacker a former gay redskin linebacker will compton but they're just like

funny jokes and um nick wrote some for you guys to read but there were some that i didn't know if it should make it to the airwaves with our 20 minutes that we had with Aaron. Right. There were some good ones with Aaron, with you involved as well. You like fish sticks? What are you? A gay fish? South Park, classic. You guys? South Park?

Thank you. I went to Boulder, so I was all about that, dude. Read this one right there. You got to read it aloud. Like, let me do this. We can cut it if you want, Dave. Yeah, we can cut it. Yeah, for sure.

But read that middle one, and obviously you just see. The one is Aaron Rogers? Yeah, read that one. But just read it? Hang on, hang on. Read it like you're on, you're on SNL and you're reading it for the first time because that's what they do. Because they ultimately will probably chuckle and laugh. Okay.

But you're supposed to just read it. Aaron Rogers said, Aaron Rogers said of cancel culture that he was in the cross-airs of a woke mob. I sure, this is terrible grammar. I sure he understands, though, after years of unnecessary targeting white men, Tanyaan should never have double-digit touchdowns. I think I had... You could have delivered it.

Yeah, yeah, no. I'm going to be honest, I was... Yeah, no, the grammar is really bad. No, no doubt. Sometimes you got to flow with it. This isn't my... This isn't my... When Matt Lafleur said Jordan Rogers...

Or sorry, Jordan Love had it, has been impressing us. That immediately became the most... impressive offensive line performance of last year. That's pretty good. Matt Laferre and his wife have adorable pet names for one another. He calls her bunny, and she likes to call him Sean McVeigh. Wow. They're writing these jokes outside.

Dog, seeing the way that some of these comedic brains work, how do you come up with that shit? Dude, hold on. Okay, I know I have to leave in like two minutes, but like, the memes on the psychedelic stuff? I'm saying. God tear. I was blasting that all over.

over my friends list and stuff. Like they're like I even told Aaron, oh, what was my favorite? No, even when his home it came off last year too. That, that meme segment was amazing. I'm going to be honest, I totally goaded him. I definitely gaslighted him to post that. I was sitting with him like, dude, I was so good. Like you got to really think of my, oh, dude, it's awesome.

Everyone love it. I have to show home. No, it's on this. That one. Can he joke on those jokes? Yeah. I love that. That one, I did the one where I had Joe Rogan right next to him.

After something was going viral with him last year and I Photoshop Joe Rogan like putting the microphone. like putting the microphone up to his face. So first of all, I have to put me on that now. I have two forms of my humor. Very dark. Yes. Super dry.

Like, honestly, like, my favorite joke is a 12-minute joke. That's how dry of humor I have. Yeah, you got range, brother. This was one of my favorite ones. I didn't have to send it to Aaron, but just look that one. Click on the video after. And then I'll leave. But that was my favorite.

That clip and it says what Aaron? Aaron, can I say it? Aaron Rogers on DMT telling his receivers Aaron Rogers on DMT telling his receivers to teleport The best part is I can really see him like Just being all just psychedelic down It's like, why the fucking teleport on the fucking line by over? Are you kidding me?

But why? I don't know, that's up to them. It's up to him. That's funny. I put down. We ride at dawn. We ride at dawn Because I wanted to post me, you and him

sent on the bus the photo that Jack took earlier. Like I wanted to post us like obviously like an iwaska joke like the boys ripping ayahuasca and bust with the boys on Lamo right now

but I don't know when he said that that tweet and there was more I didn't know what his humor was like oh yeah I didn't know what his vibe was like on the whole thing oh yeah yeah Rob you want to close us out

yeah okay I don't know I remember it you remember the Dave appreciate you come on the pod you know you guys can find this episode on Apple spot Spotify, YouTube, busts them with the boys. Continue to buy our merch.

What's the slash what at the end? Slash, busting with the boys. You got this, brother. Send us off. And then to close, you can either have a closing or an easy one that I do. Is either Big Cucks, tiny kisses, or be a fucking wolf. Okay, before you even do that, I just do want to say this. I remember the first time you started doing the shit?

Say it in the mic. Can you send him to the mic? Okay. I just actually just want to talk to you. I can just like, you want me to do that? Yeah. Okay, do you guys get that? Okay, no, but like, seriously, I remember when you first, like, had started and, like, seen, like, from the eye contact to the camera to, like, get in the script, and, like, you could hear, like, the choking, which I totally would choke over words, like, I'd, trust me, I got enough ADD in my mind's racing everywhere.

So, like, to see you, like, now, compared to back then, like, that was, just giving you props. I appreciate that, man. I mean, I'll give a compliment when compliments are due. I also will absolutely light you the fuck up when needed. But yeah, on Thanksgiving of all days. Like I said, I got fucking range. A compliment. A compit.

That is a compliment. David. Debak. Thank you so much for coming on and trusting me that this was going to be a good time and you were going to flourish in this setting. I would like to thank Will and all the boys back there for letting me come on and co-host here at Lambeau Field. Yes, sir. You can listen to this episode on YouTube, Spotify, or Instagram. Apple. Continue to buy our merch. What else? I said, just said, please subscribe. Please subscribe.

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