Bussin' With The Boys - Delanie Walker, Taylor Lewan & Will Compton get heated creating week 2 NFL parlay

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

Recorded: September 14th, 2023 | Slips and Picks 500 aka The hottest NFL gambling show is BACK for week 2 and after a pretty much .500 week across the board. Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan), Theodore "The Mule" Jenkins (Delanie Walker), and William Gekko (Will Compton) are here to offer (non)financial advice to maximize your investments and bulk up your portfolio. The crew hits on the league's main story lines: - How Zach Wilson will handle taking over for Aaron Rodgers - Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Rumors - Kansas City and Pat Mahomes lack of depth - Miami might have the best team - Tennessee has A LOT of work to do but will win - Penny slip parlays that always hit We appreciate you following along and joining us on this journey to prosperity and high vibes. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS FACTOR MEALSFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Kansas City Chiefs took an L to the Detroit Lions and now have to go down to Jacksonville. We're looking at a red-hot Jaguars team. Steelers, Giants, embarrassed at home. What is going to happen to them? We have so much to talk about. so much to get into. This is the Slips and Picks 500. I am your host, Chet Savage. Let's get to this show. Bussing with the Boys presents Slips and Picks 500. Led by retired diamond level network marketer, Chet Savage, money interpreter of the year runner of William Gecko, and or the

Mule Jenkins with diversity and failing college dropouts who get no hose, the interns. Your washing the S&P 500, the stock market one. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the S&P 500. Our first segment today, as always, as always is going to be the buy, buy, buy segment. Last week, ups and downs across the board. I believe we have an intern that is going to now check in with us and tell us how the records win.

Beat it to us, Jack. From week one, some disappointing storylines, some neutral ones. But we have Chet with 7 and 7. and even 500. Willie Gecko as well. 500 at 7 and 7. And disappointing 5 and 6 from the Mule.

But if you really want to be making money, you stick around after the show. Okay, all right. Making a lot of money. I swear. Who the for? You're going to let him do that, huh? Let's say those things.

But if you want to start out of the day... They did have a couple of parlays that hit. Listen, if people want to stick around for the end of the show to watch the penny slips, they're more than welcome to it, but this is the S&P 500. Mule, how do we feel about that five and six star brother. I know you talked about. Let's be honest, you're trying to keep a brother down.

I didn't get three bets. Easy now. Well, it's not making... Three bets. Didn't get three bets. So they put me at five and six. I probably would have been 500 if they would have gave me them three bets, but they did not. So I'll just take that five and six. And next week, you'll see a different score. It's because you're satisfied with mediocrity. I know Taylor in the intro was talking about week one sloppy football, but if you look at the actual stats, the devil is in the details. William Gecko was It's 5-0 before this pumping dump bullshit came around. I'm not big on the overs, the unders, and everything else. If you look at it, who said Kansas City?

Gecko did. Who said bye-bye-bye? Gecko did. That hit. 3-0, bet the boys. Somebody missed on the bet the boys. Big dog over here. Somebody missed on the ETFs.

It wasn't Willie Gecko. It was over here. And then also the underdog Raiders money line that also hit. So I'm just saying when we look at the high level and you look at it all, Willie Gecko was rolling. Hey brother, I'm going to be honest with you. I've never in my life seen someone just drive a bus over individuals like you just did.

You should be ashamed of the way you just handled your business. Hey, hey, called Kansas City. That's fantastic. The pump or dump segment, whether you like it or not, that's in the fucking game. You and I have records. If you want to make this competition,

there's a reason why, dude, I was a diamond network marketer. And I'm just coming out of retirement. A little bit of rust on it. But guess what? 500 ain't a bad start for week one. Let's get into the bye-bye-bye segment. All that talk, brother.

All this stuff you'd be talking about, go ahead and start us off, Gecko. You want me to start the bye-bye-bye-bye. I want you to start the bye-bye-bye-bye. If I could just get five minutes of your time for this extraordinary opportunity. If I could just get five minutes of your time for this extraordinary opportunity, again, last week, bye-bye-bye. Who did I have buy-bye-bye-bye? Hey, who did I have? Bye-bye-bye-bye.

Who do I have? We got to look. Packers. Packers. Did I? Money line. Was that it? Hit.

If you look at what I sold, it was the Ravens game. That's a sell. Right here, five minutes of your time, extraordinary opportunity. The Falcons, money line, money line, money line down at home against the Packers. The Packers looked nice. Jordan Love, he's crisp, but let me tell you something. They had a big win against the Bears. The Bears suck.

Jordan Love, their big plays, a throwback to Aaron Jones, and also a little choice for out to Aaron Jones. That's some simple man-to-man coverage. Screens, keepers, and quicks to protect the quarterback. I'm telling you this will get figured out. Arthur Smith is the brain to do it. Packers have good defense, but I love the creativity from Arthur Smith in the run game. I like him getting Bijon Robinson a little bit more work, getting him a little bit more busy.

Falcons, Money Line, if you do not lock this in and jump on these odds now, this pick will be gone. These odds will be gone like a fart in the win. The way you just sold that game, truly incredible. Thanks. I hate that I miss on last week's bye-bye-bye. I think it's just terrifying. It's terrifying, the fact that the Packers, it seems like, over and over again, they just, just fine quarterbacks, they draft them, they develop them, and they become Hall of Famers,

and Jordan Love really showed that. Do I think the Packers are going to be the team with the future? Not this year. I don't think it's going to be this year. And I also don't know how good love is and how much the Falcons are going to be able to sustain everything. They had a big win versus a quarterback, like I said last week. That was the first overall pick. They're wishy-washy.

We have no idea how good the Packers are. We have no idea how good the Falcons are. And I just think, I think you stay away from that game. Now you've got a 50-50 shot with the Falcons. I see what you're saying, but Mule. You had, I mean. I concur with him. Okay.

I like that. You're here to concur? I concur. You know what his bye-bye-bye was last week. Who was it? Titans. Oh, we should have won that one. We should have won that one.

And you sold that one. And you sold that one. I sold that game. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Yeah. We should have could have, brother. Who lives in that fantasy world?

Hey, listen, I don't think we need to really, we don't have to dial that back in right now. The Titans had a tough game. That was part of the sloppy week one football. There's no question about it. But I think they got a game coming up this week that we can really look into a little bit later. Neil, who do you got for this week's bye-bye-bye? You said it week one was very sloppy.

So, you know, I think starters should play in preseason. I remember when I was on the field in the penitentiary at St. Quinn, I always played in preseason. It was just to get your feet wet, you know, you always want to smell it before you stick it. And that's how I look at preseason. So with that being said, I'm going with the dolphins against the Patriots, but I'm going half-time, full-time,

Miami plus 150. Miami is going to go out there and give it to them boys. I don't know if it's going to be a crazy game because the Patriots do have a great defense. They know how to stop guys. But Billichick and Jones just can't do it on offense. So I look at Miami going out there getting a dub.

And like I said, halftime, full-time, Miami plus 150. Take me on that. What's the halftime full-time? Half-time full-time means, and it's crazy you don't know, that halftime means that the dolphins are going to be winning at halftime and at the end of the game, that making it plus 150 odds. You're making them a little too late parloric. Yes, sir.

I like that. A couple things. One, I love that we added a black guy out of the show so we can talk a little crazy. Two, I'm buying that pick. I love the dolphins. I think they're nice, bro. Two have played incredible in the fourth quarter last week

when they needed him the most. I'm a fan of that pick and I'm buying. I'm buying with you. Indeed. Take me from a team, baby. One thing, people are overlooking too is too. The reason why the dolphins really fell apart at the end of the year is because injuries everywhere.

If you look at the injury report, there are literally no injuries on the dolly. Dolphins injury report. No one left the game. Everybody stayed intact. He threw up for a billion yards and he's got two speed demons on the outside. Tyree Kill. He's trying to go for two K's. Dude, two and he was eight for 14 on passes over 15 yards and half of those things went to Tyree Kill. And it's going to keep happening this year. The only thing that can really stop the Miami Dolphins at this point is going to be injuries. My bye, bye, bye this week is going to go to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at minus three. I'm not going to, I'm not buying the Buccaneers because I think

they're the next BL, I think Baker Mayfield's greater anything like that, or I think they're a phenomenal team. I think they're playing the Bears. And I think, we said it last week, the Bears fan base, it's wild to me that they really thought they were going to be good this year. I don't think they're going to be good. I'm still not sold in their quarterback.

Just kill a fan base before the season starts. You know what I mean? There's all, everybody's going to be able to. I get that. Hey, it's just week too. It's beautiful. It's beautiful to have optimism. But at the same time, brother, like, you've got a temporary expectations. They were talking as if they were going to win the whole damn ship. I had made that big blockbuster trade to give away the one overall pick.

You still have the one overall pick. All that being said, I'm going to go bucks minus three. And if you want to get crazy on that thing, I truly believe it's going to be under 41 and a half points. I do, dude. I really do. Because I think the bucks defense, what are the Bears want to do? They want to run the ball. What are the bucks so great at?

They have a four down front that is a penetrating front. Levante David. Levante David versus a Bears offensive line that gave up 17 pressures last week. four sacks had the quarterback running for his damn life i don't think they're going to stand a chance my cigarette just fell how many interceptions did the uh buccaneers have that week i don't know my first week oh last week yeah oh i don't know the buck surprised me though like being the vikings did you see the clip too of uh baker yes right on the same right and get your weight up get your weight up boy get your weight up hey and i'm not a fan of baker but when he did that

i got hard he got hard how about him saying how was he's going to blow the belt Little Buffalo. It was on the leg. What about him saying boy, though? How'd you feel like that? I don't see nothing wrong with that. I think he said, get your weight up, little boy, or get your weight up. Was he black?

Was the dude black? Of course he was black. Damn. You know what he was black. All right. Next segment is going to be sell, sell, sell. It's the exact opposite of bye, bye, bye, bye. This is now going to be a team that we are looking, just, we're going to look past this team.

We're not going to get into it. I'm going to start this one off because this has a lot to do with the bye-bye-bye segment. I'm actually going to sell the Falcons and the Packers for the exact reason. that I said during Will or Gecko's bye-bye-bye segment. I just think it's, I think it's too early to tell on Jordan Love. And the Atlanta Falcons had a good win versus a team that we don't know how good they're going to be this year with the number one overall pick. Gecko, how do we feel about your sell-so-sell this week? My sell-s-sell, I'm a fan.

I'm a fan of what's happening in Vegas right now. However, I'm nervous about this game. The Bills are just lost a tough, emotional game. nobody like again it's like they could easily bounce back Josh Allen yes he threw what was it three or four picks he's throwing it to everybody he was like Oprah out there throwing the ball to everybody but but he's throwing like you know he's throwing bombs

like 50 50 balls he's just hanging it up there he could easily bounce back the way him and Stefan Diggs are their little you know that was beautiful elementary school yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah their defense can play you got olive oil in the middle that sets a tone and brings the entire dish together and Matt Bolano I I just, you know, at Buffalo, at Buffalo, I think it's going to be tough for the Raiders, but the spread is a little too, it's a little too much going on.

I'm selling that game. But here's a little tip. Here's a little hot lead on this. Raiders have been practicing on the East Coast all week. Just FYI, they've been getting used to that time change. Tennessee, because it's a lot of change. 2018, 2017. We did that twice, right?

Got dumbied against the Cardinals. Stayed in the West Coast, got dumbed against the 49. Yeah. It's not always a good look better. It is not a good look. I'm selling it. Again, I'm selling it. It's a distraction.

So you're selling it because you're a big Raiders, you're a big Raiders fan and you think the bills are going to win. That's what I heard. No, sir. That's all I heard. No, I'm saying the bills can still be the bills. I think there's a lot of question marks coming out of that Jets game. You just don't know what kind of team you're going to get. They can still be a tough, high-power team.

I like what they're building in Vegas because you've got to be excited the way Jimmy was dishing the ball. Not only did Devante, but when they were taking, eliminating Devante from the equation, going over to Myers, Jacoby? Jacoby. Jacoby Myers, who is a stud, by the way. Hopefully he's all right. I know he went out with a concussion. But, and again, like, Jimmy took him down for the game-winning drive to go ahead.

Defense showed up and played complimentary football, got the offensive ball back, and Jimmy G. did a game ceiling drive. Hey, I got you. Those are all great points, but we really got to see. We got to move on. You were starting to call me a little bit of a homer. You're a bit of a homer. Mule, who do you got for your SELS L this week?

So, my SELS this week is going to be the Ravens-Bangles game. The only reason why I have the Bengals on here because they play so sloppy in Cleveland. I know it was a wet game. They didn't look like they said. Joe Burrow was not Joe Burrow. He wasn't smoking on packs. So I'm going to have to stay away from this game.

The Ravens looked really good. The defense was great, but this is another team they're about to play the Bengals. And I feel like the Bengals may step it up just because they had got the ass whoop that first week that this may be an exciting game. So I'm going to stay away from me because I do like the Ravens, but I think the Bengals will be back on top and get back what they do best and get Joe Burrow to bra and put points on the board. Get the quarterback the ball. Let's get it happens every single snap with the center. All right on our next segment we are going to do the bet the boys index parlay.

The thing about that whole thing is, is that all of us are going to put a parlay together for you guys and we are all have to bet that thing. We're in here to get to one commercial break and we're right back with the slips and picks 500. Fucking got me. Ladies and gentlemen, we are taking a break from this beautiful broadcast to bring you Factor! With the busy fall season just around the corner, you might be looking for wholesome convenient meals for jam-packed days.

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And it is true. Here's the deal. When it comes to leadership, especially if you're sitting in the number one chair, you have to sit there and you have to take the yells. You have to take the lashings when they come. Last week, David Montgomery, over 11 and a half yards receiving. Thursday night football, the hopes and dreams of week one is in my hands as we have this parlay. My man ran 22 routes. He ran 22 routes in that game.

He did not get targeted one time. He had zero receptions. I called a couple of my guys the lines. I was like, hey, what's the deal? They literally laughed in my face for picking him for a receiver. That's on me, boys. That one's on me. I'm not going to make that same mistake this week.

You tried telling him. You did. I don't like your arrogance. Mule, let's see what you got for the Bet the Boys Index Parlay. I'm going to go with Justin Jefferson. Anytime touchdown. I feel like this is a good bet. need to get back on track. Like I said, I was five and six. I need to get these dubs. And I feel like

he's going to do that for me. Very explosive guy. They're going to get him the ball. I feel like he's the only guy they really got. That's that top tier receiver. And I feel like he will get in the end zone. Listen, I don't like how you said the top tier thing. I mean, he is the top. He's the best receiver in the NFL. Second best. He's on his team. He's best receiver on his team. He's by far the best receiver in his team. But don't sit on Addison now. Somebody's got him in fantasy. Hang on. We got to hang on. Hang on. We were just that commercial break

and you have, you wanted to go Justin Jefferson over in total yards and I literally said I'm going to do Justin Jefferson anytime touchdown. And I took it. That's what we do.

He said we can be. Yeah, and I took it. We could beat. That's why I ain't got to put my shit down and I went first. And then I got that bad. You feel me? Oh, no.

Brother, how? Listen, I have a... You could have deserved that everybody. I had to have you been having on this episode. You do deserve a little bit. You got to let people know when you're delivering the picks just right. Like, yes, my 500 batting average, my 50% percentage or 50% percentage can kind of be like always half and a half.

But if you look, I had to just, you got to let people know when you're dealing picks. However, I love the cup, but I also had a backup plan in case you're going to cut. Because there's part of me and thought, yeah, he might steal this. Yeah, he might steal this. Kirk Duggins, over one and a half touchdowns. I'm going to ride with that because I like that. Obviously, he's got to get one to JJ. I like Kirk bouncing back.

Tough loss against the bucks. Again, maybe everybody's sleeping on the bucks, but I like for them to get back in it. Big time game against the Eagles, I think it is going to be a high-scoring game. You think it's going to be a high-scoring game? I think so. It does worry me a little bit.

My parlay pick is going to go to Jalen Hertz under 249 and a half passing yards. Had a tough week last week against the Patriots. It was raining. I just see the Vikings coming. back in a big way. I know we're going to get to that when we start talking about that game, but I really see the Vikings having a dominating performance there. I'm not so sure it's going to be a high scoring game. I do love over one and a half touchdowns for Kurt Cousins because

you see the show quarterback. The guy's built like an absolute robot. His wife even dresses him so he doesn't have to think about that. He just keeps on moving forward. Tough game. Comes back this week. I think they're going to have a hell of a week. I think he specifically is going to have a hell of a week. I think that the defense is going to do a good job against Jalen Hertz. So I'm going under 249.5 passing yards. And they plan Where they plan at? I don't love it.

Where they plan at? Philly. Is it Philly? Is it Philly? Yes. Can we get some interns to understand anything? God bless, dude.

We got this intern over here. He's just on his phone the entire time. That's a tough. The over-under yardage is always tough for me because you never know. It could still be high-scoring and he could still have under on this. He's got some aliens around him too.

But if I'm buying everything that we're selling, over one and a half on Kerkow, anytime TD with JJ, under on 250, you might look at taking the Vikings in this game because if the Vikings get up, I think everything you said about Kirk is spot on and that offensive mentality over there with Kevin O'Connell, Wes Phillips as the O.C.

You know, you can only win a series every so often. They're going to find ways to score and throw the ball. So if the Eagles are behind it all, they're going to have to throw the ball. Obviously, that makes a lot of sense. If you're behind you, obviously, you're going to have to behind you got to fuck in. Yeah, it's definitely one of those things.

I honestly think, I think you're right about Minnesota winning this game. I think you're right about Minnesota winning this game. I'm emotionally going to be picking them. Maybe I'll take them with the points because it's seven. It's a nice little, you know, protection, insurance policy. I do think it'll be close. I think the Vikings are to come out, you know, performing well on offense, but the Eagles are going to have to keep up.

I think that's why I don't love that. They're crazy. Do you think Vikings are Eagles in this game? Because we all, we got a Thursday night game. Look, we're looking at a Thursday night game right now. I mean, honestly, I think the Vikings can come out and shock Philly, and that's why I wanted to move the line of the spread. Do you like the over-under-250 for Jalen?

Because we've got to be in agreement on this bet the boys' index. And we have to move on, too. Man, that's a tough one, to be honest with you, because I just don't think... Let's ride with them. Let's drive with them. All right. We'll ride with... Because he drops two in a row.

It's some leverage for us next week. So let's drive. We'll rock with that. I don't like that. I don't like the way you guys basically just were on my team to be. against my team. You guys were just on my team in case so I can miss to be against me. It's a win-win situation. That's crazy. You don't see many. That is wild. Listen, now we're going to move on to our ETFFs. That's easy team. Favorite fun. Now we are all going to pick a favorite and we are

going to ride with them. This is also going to be a parlay, correct? Correct. Correct. Okay. Well, with that being said, I'll start this whole thing off. Miami. I think the mule had a good point about half time, full time. I like Miami. I like it at minus two and a half. I think the Patriots are not the Patriots of old. They're not 01 to 19 or whenever they had Tom Brady. I think that era is good and gone.

They have a good defense, but they're not going to be able to keep up the speed. I'm going with Miami at minus two and a half. Mewell. Man, I'm going to have to go with the Packers versus the Falcons, money line Packers, minus 125. The only reason why I like the Packers is because Matt LaFleur is going to get is Arthur Smith. Matt, been a head coach longer than Arthur.

Arthur, you know, he's trying to get his team going, trying to get them Falcons going. They do got Dejaun, the mustard. What was the Jean? They do got him. Bejohn Robinson? Bejohn. What I say, Dijon?

Because he said, Dijon like the mustard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they didn't even come out with a mustard. Yeah, he got the, I think he's got a mustard. He got a mustard? Yeah, he actually got a good. That's high level, investigative. Yeah, hey, yeah.

So look, look. But I still feel like the Packers are going to come out with. I thought Jordan Love played great. Just to get his first start without Aaron Rogers being there. He was exciting, put points on the board. And I just think the Falcons, you know, they played against Carolina last week. And that was a first round draft pick. Really wasn't too good.

Didn't look good out there. But I think the Packers is going to hold it down. And I'm taking them as a favorite. You see why this is a problem, right? Why? Because we're putting together a parlay. And the boy, Gekyll literally said he's selling that game. Oh, you are?

No, Falcon's money line is the buy-by-bye-bye. Oh, excuse me. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, you put Falcons money line. Did you not? I heard you, but that's your bet. Okay, well, we all got to do on this. Miel.

Gecko bought that game. I sold that game. But you brought that game. And you're putting it in our parlay. We need to do some. What are we doing, voice? What are we doing? We have to make a decision on this right now.

I'm not, but I can't. I'm not putting that my portfolio. If you want to, I'm going to spin at Falcons money line. I love your pick with Miami's money line. And my pick is going to be Chargers' money line against the Titans. I think it's G-BOT. Get back on track for both teams. I do think Titans are better than what they showed last week.

However, I don't think it's this week. Chargers got a lot of firepower. All they've got to do is stop the run. Make Tanay don't throw the football. After what you saw on film last week, you know what those meeting rooms are like out in L.A. I was about to say San Diego. And also, the Titans last week were 16% on third down. They're passing defense, although they do have a good defense, right?

But they were 28th in passing defense last week. 25th? 25th? Yeah. You're sure? Yeah. It might be 25th total. 25th in passing defense.

But bottom tier against the pass. We're talking about the Chargers. It's going to be bombs over Baghdad. Titans also can't finish in the Red Zone. I like Chargers' money line against the Titans. I got to disagree with both of you. I don't like this Easy Team Farrer Fund segment right now because I literally sold the Mules game and your game,

I think the Titans come back in a big way. I think they showed exactly who they are in that situation where they're a little more bipolar. I said it last week they didn't take their medicine. This week is the perfect game for the Tennessee Titans to GBOT and play against a team that everyone literally thinks the Chargers are going to wipe them off the face of the earth.

They think they're going to be done. Ryan Tenneho looked disgusting. He threw three picks. He was all over the place with his wide receivers. Seems like a lot of times receivers are open and he was just kind of trying to throw it to Di Andre Hopkins and hoping for the best because we know DeAndre Hopkins is one of those dudes.

He's got some hemiphy in him. But, dude, I think the head coach, the defense, and the special teams is going to get that team back on track in Nissan Stadium. So I'm not going for that. I'm going for Titans in that. Special teams is missing a red guard on point. I'll give you a backup play.

Go ahead. Giants money line at the Cardinals. Love it. Giants Money Line at the Cardinals. There are five and a half favorites. I'll go ahead and do that. I think it's a GBOT game for them. I also think it's a got to have it.

Because if you start to get to get it, get fall behind like that in the NFC East you're going to get left behind so i think it's i'll go i'll change it to the giant's money line for you i like that i like that i'll change it to pick a different one because we're not we're not doing i'm i'm not doing the packers money line on the falcons like that's the buy-bye me like i'll do 49ers ram money line 409ers rams i like that let's do that i love so we're going nineers yep we're going niners giants Miami boys that went from absolute chaos is something very beautiful you put those three things you put those three things together. You're looking real, real nice. Let's move on. We are going to take one quick break,

and then we are getting into our pump and dump segment where we pick overs and unders on all the games. Hey, you, are you horny? Yeah, me too. We can talk about that later. Do I have a deal for you? Girl, Dad Merge, Dad Merge, Bus and Golf Collection, all in our merchandise store. Click the link on this video and buy it up. If you're stiffer for longer than four hours, take it off. Stay hard. with the pump and dump segment. This is where I'm going to give both my analysts a over and under on each of these games. We're going to get right into it.

We're going to hit it real, real fast. Let's go Seattle versus Detroit. The line is 47 and a half meal. We're coming to you. Pump or dump? Dump. Gecko. I don't fucking know, dude.

What do you mean? You'll fucking know, dude. Over under sucks. No, it doesn't. Let's go, let's go dump. Under. I'm with that. We're in consensus.

Seattle versus Detroit, we are dumping 47.5. Next game is Indianapolis versus Houston. 40 and a half points. Getco. Where are you going, brother? In a half, I think this is a given pump, yeah? Here's what I am going to pump, and it's going to be the Colts to cover. Pump that spread.

Pump the Colts to cover. I'm taking the Colts at Houston. So are you pumping or dumping this game? You can't take this. Pump. I'm going to pump this game. Pump the spread. Pump the spread.

I'll tell you what, dude. You sound really good when you talk. but you don't look at the stats. And the stats say when there's a conference game going on, both teams know each other better than anybody else. Statistically, that is a dump game, regardless of it being 40 and a half points. That is a dump for me.

I'm dumping that as well. Dumping that. Come on. A hot, steamy dump. And then smell it. Los Vegas. Lof Vegas at Buffalo 46.5 points. Neil, we're hitting you right now, baby.

What we got? You've had two dumps in a row. I'm pumping it. That's my fucking boy, dude. Obviously, seems like the gecko's just going to jump on board with everybody here because he doesn't give a shit about this segment.

What you got for us, brother? Pump. We are in consensus with a pump. We are all pumping that. The next is the Rams. At 49ers, there's going to be 44 and a half points picking the over and under on that thing.

I'll go first on this. I've already said it once about in-division games, 44 and a half points. I think the 49ers obviously win this game, but it is going to be a dump for me, folks. Getco. Both have firepower.

Both have firepower. If you got to go back to what I said. He's still got it. He's still got it. Defense at the 49ers, though. Nice. Nice. Nice.

And Nick Bosa did not eat at all against his deal. He had zero sacks. He got me. He got them biscuits. Don't sleep on the Rams now. If you watch that game in Seattle, they dominated in the second half. I, brother.

Dominated. So what you got? He's doing. Pumping or dumping it? Pumping. So I'm dumping. You're pumping. I'm dumping.

You got to dump. Literally, you look back on Indianapolis versus Houston. Do division games. Statistically, you dump. They play each other better. I might like the Rams to cover. Plus eight. I like the Rams.

I like the Rams this year, but not against the 49ers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. I like that a lot. Yeah, you got to be smart with that, yeah. Because everyone knows the 49ers are a great football team, but you're not going to win that dominantly every single week in the national football. No, you know.

That's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. But they do look good. This is one that I am, I really have no fucking clue about, dude. That's Kansas City versus Jacksonville, 51.5 points. Is Travis Kelsey back? Is Travis Kelsey back? You don't know yet.

It's questionable. He's questionable again. And here's what I think is going to happen. This is how smart Andy Reed is. Andy Reid is going to keep him questionable. They know he's not playing the game, but they're going to keep him questionable right up into that 90 minutes before the game starts, and they're going to say he's not playing,

fucking up everyone's bets. I don't like that, but I also, dude, Jacksonville. Calvin Ridley, free Calvin Ridley, dude. He's a guy that is balling out. He almost had 100 yards, had a touchdown. Look phenomenal. Trevor Lawrence looks like he's becoming one of those top five quarterbacks in the AFC, which is a stacked fucking division.

With that being said, Gekko, what he got? What you want me to do here? Running out. What are 501 and a half? What do you want me to do here? Did we just pass this one? We can all just pass. We could all just pass.

We could sell this game. Boom. Hey, who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? What is that? Interim.

Give me a pumper dump on this one. Dump it. Dump. That scares me. I did, I DM Travis last week and told him, Hey, I'm going. I'm going 10 catches, 150 plus on a bumbers, but that's just me. You know him personally.

Oh, you didn't know about Gecko back of the day. I shot up a DM. Back in his home state of Missouri. That boy was first team all state. First team. I thought you was going to say wrestling. No, his brother was. I did go to Staten wrestling.

Okay, I gave you that. He would that. He definitely showed up. He watched. I'm not going to let them fuck me this time. You're pumping or dumping. I am dumping because the boy is throwing to cans of oil out there. Kansas City is not going to put a lot of points of the boy if Travis Kelsey is not planning on.

Is it a can't a fucking oil. Tony, brother. Cadarius Tony. Dude, he showed it at the senior ball. Guys got a million dollar routes with five cent hands. I really just can't fucking put it to me. Oh, my God. Oh, I hate that.

He got to stay out of it. I mean, it is the reality of the situation right now. I know, but you know he's seeing it all. You know he's seeing it. I'm not saying he's watching. He's probably subscribed to this. You get the colored threads and all that shit, it looks cool. You know, when you drop big plays like that, you know what that mentality is like, and you want to know, you kind of root for him to bounce back some.

I want to... Because they make those plays last week as much as I was like, oh, Lions, Money Lion. Like I even said, you know, there's a show out there called Bustin' With the Boys that said they're thin at receiver. Receiver got a lot. Got him beat. Got them beat. Because they legit would have won that game. Right.

That's right. Patrick Mahomes played lights out. He played pretty good. He played lights. You can't, bro. They gave him a intersection. That wasn't his fault. The dude gave a volleyball toss up.

Hey, what's he looking like that? He was throwing sideway, you know. I mean, the man looked good. You get what I'm saying? He looked good. He wasn't incredible. He wasn't incredible. He played like Patrick Mahomes.

He played like a baseline Patrick Mahomes. Well, you know, he played like a baseline Patrick Mahomes. make you look incredible. When he got Travis out there, he looks incredible. When you got these can of oils out there, they don't, they don't, they're not catching shit. You keep buying into can of oils. Let's, all right, so you're dumped, you've dumped. You got the intern dumped? The intern dump. The intern dump. I should just, I should to pull away from the record books, pump this, but it's so tough, dude. Fucking I'm pumping. Oh, Joe Cowboys? No, I'm pumping Kansas City Jacksonville. They got their, they got their

defensive guy back too. He just signed a one year deal. Who? Chris Jones. He just signed a one-year deal. He's been on himself. He's been on himself with the one-year deal? Yeah, so I just think... I just think that...

All right, all right, I'm dumping it. I'm dumping it. I got scared. I got pulled on it. I'm dumping it. Across the board, Chiefs, Jacksonville. Yeah, we're going Jets, Cowboys, 39 and a half points.

This just seems like an easy... An easy dump for me. I know we saw the Cowboys put a 40-Bagget on the... Giants last week, but it's not going to happen every single week for them. The Jets are dead. The only reason why they beat the Bills is because not only were the Jets like discombobulated about Aaron Rogers, you know the bills are looking across the field going, holy shit, dude. Aaron Rogers just went down.

Like even they're thinking in their head's like, oh, we've got this game in the bag. Fell asleep. Fell asleep halfway through the first quarter. And it's like I really just feel like the Jets are going to play good ball. They're going to play really good defense. They have a very good defense. They're going to play good special teams. You said they were dead.

All things. Yeah, they're dead. I'm talking about their record, they're not going to make the playoffs this year. But I'm saying in this game, they're going to play good defense, good special teams, and they're going to try to manage the clock by running the ball. That is not going to get near 39 and a half points, so I'm going to dump that game. Yeah, I'm following along with that as well. You dump it as well?

I'm dumping as well. I just don't see the Jets being exciting. Just like how I planned it. Pump. I'm pumping this game. Yeah. I think the Jets score a little bit. That one right there.

Dallas is good. I also think the Jets are good. I have a mentality of don't blink with a... Solid. Yeah, with solid, but the quarterback. Zach Wilson. The mentality of him going in there and finishing that game, and then you saw the punt return there at the end

and the entire team ran to the end zone. The way that the camaraderie juice is around there, they know it's them against the world. Have y'all not seen the punter? What the punter did in that game? You're talking about the punter. I'm talking about the Jets. about the energy that I'm witnessing, even when Aaron goes down.

True. Like, yes, massive loss, everybody. Like Taylor said, even the bills, everybody's focused. She's got like bummed, right? But to see them not blink and rallying still win a tough game on prime time, I think says a lot about them, bro. You think they're, they're off a point? You think they're popping this game.

Yeah, you're pumping this goal. But all the things you've said, it contradicts me saying that they're dead. But however, it doesn't change the fact that they're going to try to manage the clock by running the ball. taking care of the football, not putting the game in their quarterback's hands, playing great defense, playing good special teams, and just sneaking out wins left and right. The Cowboys are really good.

They can put points on the board. They have a good defense as well. And it's going to be one of those games where maybe Dak Prescott tries to press it a whole bunch. And then the Jets defense gets a whole bunch of interceptions. It's one of those things. But then the Jets' offensive coordinator come just for Aaron Rogers? Pump. All right.

Dolphins at Patriots. Shut up. 46 and a half points. Dolphins at Patriots, 46.5 points. I'm going to dump this game for the same reason why I pump, or I dump the three divisional games. I'm dumping 46.5. Gecko, what about Dolphins Patriots?

46.5. I don't know. I like to hear from the mule. I've been liking some of his picks today. Take us from A to B, brother. Dump call for it, Mule. Take us from A to B. I'm actually dumping this game.

Talk to me. Talk to us. I just, I mean, I'm not excited. About the Patriots quarterback, I just don't feel like he's it. He's not that guy. He looks scared in the pocket. I feel like the dolphins is going to be swallowing that guy up. Literally.

Oh, literally. Yeah, yeah. I just don't like this game. That got gayer. How is it going to look when they swallow? Show him. Willie Gecko? You said it?

Gecko. Show him. Show them. Show him. So you said pump? Dump. I'm dumping it. So you're spitting?

Yeah, after I don't swallow. I spit. You ain't actually swallow. You're spitting this game. What are you doing? Pumping or dumping? You know I'm pumping this game. He's going to swallow?

No. I'm pumping this game, and here's why. I think the Patriots did it. hell of a job and showed a lot of resilience keeping up with the Eagles. They kept it close. They're in that game. They could they potentially win the game if I forget the receiver's name, but if he gets

both feet in bounds, like they were playing well and Matt throwing the ball 40 plus times and staying in it. It's like, yeah, I can agree he might not be the guy, but also like they're trusting him to throw the ball over 40 times and they're staying in the game and competing with the team like the Eagles.

So they could be scoring a lot of points with the dolphins. I usually saw the dolphins, you know, bombs and go toes with the Chargers, the Patriots, they're showing that they can score points. But they're doing, they run in a West Coast offense, quick slants, flats, getting the ball out, dig routes over the middle, they're getting it, they're trying to get the ball out. They're not giving that boy the opportunity to make big, big plays down the field because they don't trust them. Bill Belichick is a smart guy.

He knows his offense. He's been doing it for a long time. I hear what you're saying, and I like it, but that game was rainy. That's the only reason why I felt like they stayed in the game where Philly is because it was raining. But they still still scored out. And they had a bunch of miscues 12 minutes into the game. It was 16-0.

Yeah. Which is putting up to put your quarterback in a position to throw the ball a few times. The rain made the Eagles one-dimensional. I think they run away with it if it's clear skies. If it's clear skies. If it's clear skies. All right. I love when you talk offense like that.

Yeah, that was beautiful. Love that shit. Let's talk about this. The next segment is going to be dogs, dogs, dogs, dog. It's our underdog segment where the panel is going to pick an underdog to upset the world, shock the world. We'll be back up with these messages. All right, ladies gentlemen, welcome back to the slips and picks 500. We are now going to our underdog segment.

We are going to choose dogs to upset the world in this whole entire thing. I will go first. We've talked about it earlier. Titans versus the Saints last week was abysmal. Ryan Tannenhill through three interceptions. Defense showed up in a big way, though, keeping them in the game. I think this week our offense is going to do a whole lot better about giving Derek Henry the football. He's going to run that thing.

They're going to manage it. Those wide receivers and the quarterback are now going to be on the same page. Defense shows up in a big way, even with injuries in the back. with the D-Bs. So I am taking Titans with the points of plus three. You know what? I'm taking Titans' Moneyline versus the Chargers in this game. Gecko, who do you got for your underdog of the week?

That's a big underdog. That's a big underdog. That's a big underdog. You did the same exact thing last two weeks. I did and won. No, you lost. Oh, yeah. I'm the same thing.

I always think I win, baby, even when I lose. No, that is so funny. We're making my guys units. We're making units. He ain't making shit last week. Ezekiel Elliott, anytime touchdown. And you know what, A.J. Brown as well, he got touchdown. I didn't bet that one, though.

But you said it on the show. I said it on the show. And it counts towards your record. You did. Y'all talked me out of it. He, look, the man, I ain't even going to speak about. Go ahead. No, no, go ahead.

Jagg's money line. Jags Money Line against the Chiefs. Tough win on the road against the Colts. Division game that came out, they got the dub. They're played great on... Here's your money from last week. Thank you, sir. This is what happens when you bet the underdog with William Gecko.

Kingdom is falling. Taylor Swift, let me tell you something. She makes her album. She makes her money. She makes her hay on breakups. She understands what's happening in Chief's Kingdom right now. She's choosing Travis Kelsey because she needs the number one hitter coming out of the season this year. She knows and sees that Kansas City is falling, and she's taking advantage.

Tell me this real quick. Go ahead. Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift dated. That's the rumor. No, but I thought he tried to give her the number and it didn't end up working out. There's a lot of speculation. A lot of talk out there. I like Taylor Swift, but Travis has got a little swag and she.

He got, he got swag. And that that stash looks nice. And I don't think that they look good together. What? I don't. I think it will. Wait on. What are you talking about?

What is this People Magazine? Well, yeah, we're going to do that here. It's my man Kelp. baby. I got to talk about my man. You're trying to catch Kelsey right now, dude. No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. It's catching Kelsey right now. And listen, I said it last week. I've said it on different occasions. It's you. The Chiefs can start O and two.

I got them going one and four in their first five. They lose against the Jags and Sweet Act Jacksonville. I like the Jags, man, Jags Money Line, Plus 140, book it. Meal who you got for $100 a week. I think that's a great bet. I think that's a fucking awesome bet, but mine's is better. I'm going Commander's Money Line versus the Broncos. And the only reason why the Broncos got Russell Wilson, the man got $200 million and he's sharing that backup. He's sharing up with a backup quarterback.

Who does that? Never seen that before? The man is washed. Mow high. I think the commander is going to be smoking on a Russell pack after this game. Brother, I think, I mean, I basically said the same thing last week, but I think Russell Wilson did a good job of staying the pocket and having a good game and not losing. He didn't lose the game. I think you're off on that one, brother.

I think you're off on that one. I don't think Russell Wilson is dead as we. thought. And I literally said last week. I literally said last week, he's dead, the Angel Witch, all this shit. It was talking all of all shit in the world. He showed last week he could play some ball. And they were up for a lot of that game against the Raiders. I don't love that pick as much as I love the Jags.

But the commanders, baby? The commanders played sloppy and Sam Howells is an unproven quarterback. But they still won. They still won. They still won. They still won. In a big opener. Probably the worst team in the NFL, the Arizona Cardinals. Just a thing. Giant scored zero last week.

Yeah. You can't just say there. Yeah, but the Giants, from a talent standpoint, aren't the worst team in the NFL. They played probably the worst game in the entire NFL, but they're not the worst team. Daniel Jones is decent. Sequin Barclay is still going to have so many yards this year.

They got a decent defense. They're going to be all right. It was just the lights were a little too big for them on, what was it, Sunday night football? Sunday night was what you played last week? Yeah. I like your pick. It just makes me nervous because watching the Raiders Broncos game,

they managed the game well. They did. However, you show like some of the shorter passes. I don't think Russ had a completion over 20 yards. But I still like it's hard to bet against Sean Payton, man. I know, man. I like it. And to Taylor's point, Washington played a little sloppy.

Yeah, to Chet's point, Washington played a little sloppy. But if Sam makes a few corrections, they could be a dangerous team. I like the big, I just, that's not like, it's one of kind of staying away from. I think they're excited. I just don't. The Titans one sucks, too. You showed that in your last one we talked about you taking the charges of the Titans. You obviously are not going to agree with that.

Good? Yeah. Commanders, baby. Boys, what a day. I think a lot of winners in this. Episode two is in the books, and the best part about that is if you're following the records between the meal, Gecko and I,

there's going to be a lot of spacing in between. Things are going to start rolling away. And one person has the opportunity to roll away this next week is Gecko, but there's a roller coaster coming, boys. And that drop might happen for him. If it does, it's going to take a lot for him to come back. My name is Chet Savage. I am your host.

This is the S&P 500. Thank you so much for joining you. us on this fine day. Have a fucking day, boys. Welcome back to the biggest money-making parlay picking penny slips in the game. Jack, as you take a sip of that drink, let us know what's going through your mind this past week. If you followed with us, the four people who did, you know that we cashed out on a couple parlays. One plus 834 on and then one plus 850.

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Nice. So for this week, we're going to knock it out. We're going to make you money, and we're going to do it big. Cue that intro music. This week, we're going touchdowns, all sixes. Not all sixes. That's a bad look. We're starting off Derek Henry anytime touchdown.

King Henry. That's plus 130. Didn't get one last week? He's hungry this. week. What goes good for a hungry boy? That's Bijon mustard. We're going Beijon Robinson anytime touchdown. He got in there last week, week one as a rookie. He's going to duplicate it this week. And lastly, you know Dasher, you know Donner, you know who else we got? Blitzin. Blitzin. But do you know Mixing? Joe Mixing will also find that end zone. We got three anytime

touchdowns for plus 637 odds. I've got a little Thursday night. action for you. The center for the Vikings, Garrett Bradbury, has been benched. Not because he played bad because he's injured. Also, the left tackle, Christian Derrison, his ankle, questionable. That's a tattered offensive line for Kurt. And notoriously, he does not perform well on

primetime games. And here's my parlay. For the first leg, I will be taking the under on Kirk Cousin's passing guards at 263.5. Second leg, taking the over on Jalen Hertz touchdowns. One and a half. And the third, I will be taking the Eagle spread minus six. Thursday night, Prime game. There's a lot of haters saying I don't post my bets before games. You're going to see this

one out there. The odds for that one is a humble plus 410. The thing I like most about that is that it then gives you even more money going into the weekend. Oh, alert. We've added a new leg to the parlay. This is a four-leg parlay now over 0.5 interceptions for Kirk Cousins. This boosts the odds from plus 410 to plus 693. Let's move on for our team bets. The team bet also hit. Last Last week. Yeah, plus 850. We've got another five-leg parlay, and we're starting out in Tampa Bay. Acre Mather looked pretty good last week.

He was aggressive. He's yelling at cats, and I think he's got what it takes. Wait out, no, boy. The bucks, minus two and a half spread for the first leg. Next, we are headed up to Nashville, where as we mentioned before, King Henry resides, and King Henry reigns. But this has nothing to do with that. We're taking the under on the game. We saw what happened last week.

Titans have a stacked defense. The Chargers are trying to figure it. out. So we're going under 45 and a half. Third pick. Last week we had the Raiders in there plus three on the spread and it cashed. This week we're doing it again. They play a little bit more of a formidable opponent. The Buffalo Bills coming off a tough Monday night loss. But we're going to take the points plus nine for the Raiders. And next we have royalty involved in this one giving us this pick. And his name is King Julian and he's from Madagascar. And when he met a lion name Alex, the first words he said was

All hail the New York Giants New York Giants! So we are going money-line Giants over the Cardinals. We see what's going on with the Cardinals out there. Josh Jobs is playing well, but he's working with a depleted roster. So hammer the New York Giants,

according to King Julian. And our final leg for the fifth pick. We had him as well again last week. The Miami Dolphins. We're taking the point to minus three Miami, Tua looks healthy. Tyreek looks insane. They've got a really good squad.

And I don't see this game losing. I don't see that game losing. I don't see the parlay losing. I don't see anything that we've just said losing. Because why? We never lose. This brings us to our final segment, which we are undefeated on. It is the Rockam-Soccom robots pick-em of the week.

All right, you guys know the rules. We take the closest spread of the week. This week we have the Packers, though, and the Atlanta Falcons. Red will be the Falcons and Blue will be the Packers. Best of luck. Look. Take the dirty birds. That's Dejan Robinson.

And I like that. I don't think the Packers have it in them to get another consecutive back-to-back pick-em week. So, you know, I feel good about this. And that was a hard fought battle. That might actually be exactly how the game goes. You might be a little nervous, but the birds will come out on top just like my boy right here. Thank you always for tuning in. Remember, this is the show that's going to make you money.

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