Bussin' With The Boys - Depression Podcast
Episode Date: September 24, 2019Thank you: www.regalrg.com Anheuser Busch Ajax Turner The boys hop on the bus this week to talk about their "depressed" lives. Taylor is suspended while Will is dealing with a string of bad luc...k like getting cut by the Saints, losing his keys, and getting his truck towed. Check out our sponsors:Regal Realty Group - Hunter BrileyPersonal 615-630-9735615-483-0856www.regalrg.comAnheuser BuschAjax Turner Rate us 5 stars because you're for the boys. Website: bussinwtb.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB/ Merch: https://hangtn.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boysFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The boys!
Welcome back to another beautiful episode of Bustin with the boys.
We're an electrostack to have you today.
Obviously, the boy, Will Compton's here, which, by the way, all the social media is out
there with the Jalen Ramsey stuff.
I'm not the only one doing a podcast, babies.
All right.
We got a puppy right over here who's turned into a full-grown wolf.
Will Compton, he's also in this podcast.
So when you shout out the boys, it's busting with the boys.
Don't drop the ass and just out of Taylor.
Keep that s on.
All the reporters are like, Tara Lawn's podcast.
I'm like, hey, I'm just happy to be here.
He's just happy to be here.
Apparently, I'm in every episode guest appearance on Taylor-Lawans podcast.
I love it.
I don't care because the boys are getting pub, and we're all for the boys, man.
We're moving it, dude.
We're for the boys.
You guys are doing a great job with merch.
Obviously, bustin with the boys.com.
Bustin WTB.
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Get to that merch.
We got hats.
We got shirts.
We got neon signs.
We got little baby coosies and stuff like that.
Got a couple new sponsors.
By couple, I mean, one new sponsor.
Anizer Bush, shout out to them.
Obviously, the bus is just,
riddled, just absolutely riddled
with fresh new paces for the boys.
It's a bit of a deal. Yeah,
I'm in the bars right there. Dude, I got
the bars slammed on me. Just a couple more
weeks, babies, and I'll be free, trying to wreak
some havoc, trying not to get penalties.
But real quick, I like to talk about
Regal Realty, Mr. Hunter
Briley himself, the OG, the number
one first sponsor we've ever had on
Buston with the boys. This man,
if you're in Nashville and you're
thinking to yourself, oh, man,
I really wish I had a trust
worthy real estate agent that I could go to from all my residential needs.
The thing I would do first is I would call this guy up.
It's not that difficult.
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My eyes are bad, but I'll do the best I can.
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That's Mr. Hunter Breyley.
That's his personal too.
That's his personal.
So you can text the guy and be like, hey, the boys sent me.
Just say, hey, bud, the boy sent me.
And don't say Terrell LeWan sent me.
Say Will Compton sent me because we need to get his levels up just a little bit higher.
Because I'm done getting shot out around here.
done with it. We love them.
And if you're thinking, I'm a little above just my
personal real estate. I need some commercial
real estate. The guy does everything.
So stop bitching, because you've got a one-stop shop
for all your residential needs. You get commercial,
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They say, don't cost. I'm going to cost you in it because it's my pocket.
I can do it. I can do what I want. All right, I'll do what I want.
Plug. Let's plug the website.
RegalrG.com.
Yeah. Other than that, dude.
You fucking smoked it.
The boys crushed it.
You fucking crushed it.
Thanks, man.
appreciate that, but we're not done, Will.
Yo, we're still not done.
Talk about Hunter and the tailgate, too, dude.
Okay, well, I was getting to that, Will.
You didn't have to dive me in like that, but here we are.
Appreciate you.
Maybe it is just my podcast.
Hunter Briley has not only been so for the boys.
He helped us put on that first podcast.
What an idiot.
What a stupid thing for me to say, because it's not podcast.
He put that first tailgate on for the first home game.
Obviously Titans fans, you're looking at me, and there's flames going up in your eyes,
and there's steam coming out of your ears because you're like,
This is the guy that losses the gift.
Listen, the boys are going to be just fine, all right?
It's a tough game.
It was a hot game.
I'm sure the boys will come back, bounce back, and I'll be diving into that week five.
Hopefully the boys are three and one, and I'll be electric.
I'll do the best I absolutely can.
But Hunter Briley himself put on that tailgate.
He supplied the booze.
He supplied the fun times.
I believe Matt Neely was the one that circled off those 77 shotgun salutes, which, by the way,
I really appreciate it.
That's a tip of the cap to the boys there.
Thank you so much for everything, for everybody coming and having a great time.
It was such a success that we're going to do it again.
Week 5, I can't be there because I'm back, baby.
We're back and we're playing and I cannot fucking wait.
It's going to be amazing.
It's going to be fucking amazing.
But you want to come, you go to the tailgate, we're taking donations, taking no-bitant donations,
and Izer Bush is hooking the boys up with some beers.
We'll get you all nice and toasty and you got to come in there and be absolutely fucking wild for the boys.
because we need you, we got to have you.
We're like Coldstone Creamery, baby.
We fucking got to have you because that's the only size we get.
That's the only size we get.
All right.
Hunter Brey, you're an absolute beauty.
You're not only the real estate agent of our dreams,
but you're also the tailgate agent of our dreams.
We got more to come.
We're going to get this bus towed there again.
We're talking about Donaldson Toe Company, babies.
All right, if you need a tow,
let's say you got that asshole neighbor that always parks in the spot.
He can't park.
Let's say you've got the boy parks in front of a parking sign.
He probably, he's from the parking side.
And someone's like, fuck that guy, man.
I am sick and tired of people not following the rules.
Let's just call Donaldson Toad Company.
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That's 615-8-9-6218.
And you'll be able to call and say,
you can say whatever you want.
You can see whatever you want to them
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They're also, they also do therapy sessions as well.
You can fucking go in on that guy.
And this fucking guy keeps fucking this fucking spot every fucking day.
And they'll come, they'll come calm,
they'll come collect and they'll tow that
motherfucker out of their to take care of the vehicle
because they're liable because they're liable
I'm sorry I get I get fired up
I get fired up with that tow company
because those boys at Donaldson Toe Company
held us get this beautiful fucking bus
to that tailgate and we're
just so happy to have them we got a lot of people joining in
we got a lot of people taking the things they can do for the boys
and they're doing it for the boys
don't forget to pay it forward not only to us
but to everybody in Nashville have a beautiful
fucking day we love you guys so much
please enjoy this next episode
we call it the Depression
pod, but it's kind of a fun times.
It just talks about the shitty shit we've been doing it for the last seven weeks.
Suspended.
Daddy's been suspended.
The boy's been hurt.
Went somewhere from 10 days, got cut, got hurt.
Yep.
Yaki.
Yaka.
Yaka.
It's a whole different thing.
You guys are going to love it.
And then obviously, I don't want to do this because the next week is going to be
spooktober, baby, and you got to be fucking ready for that spooktober.
I love you guys so much.
And always, remember, big hugs.
Your right eye has got a black eye, but your left eye.
Is your girlfriend beating your ass or what?
Are you dehydrated?
I might be dehydrated.
Have a beer.
We got plenty.
Yo.
We're going.
We should have them just chug a beer right now.
They're all so hot.
Yeah?
Tell you what, sometimes there's nothing better than a lukewarm beer.
Tell me one of the beers.
You want bun light?
You want butt heavy?
Bud light.
Hey, we should probably do one.
Actually, do you want a Spike Seltzer dude?
That black cherry rosemary.
I heard is that bomb.com.
For those of you who are watching on the YouTube channel,
got them little mermaid pieces with them Trident hanging out, dude.
And you might be thinking, you know, you're probably from Tennessee because we're so local.
But you probably, man, I ain't drinking that stupid bit, you know, whatever, that Southern accent.
I ain't drinking that as stupid as beer, man.
That ain't no bud, heavy.
Guess what?
Look behind me.
Anizerbush.
They make it all.
They serve as every single area you want.
And sometimes, dude, I'll be honestly, I'm a beer guy.
I definitely am a beer guy.
I'm a tequila guy.
I'm a whiskey guy
But sometimes
I don't know about you will
I like to just dive in a little bit
Yeah it's all about the celtzers dude
We got it all
We got Aloha beaches
Yeah
Oh dude that's when mango and peach go beach mode
Catalina lime mixer
Yeah
Whoever whoever's doing the naming for
Anasher Bush is killing it
Aloha beaches
Yeah
That's hilarious
Yeah
Do you get it because it's bitches
Yeah
You get it Matt
That's a little
slower, dude. That's why he's a Twitter.
He's a Twitter warrior, because you've got to think about it a little bit.
You're not that quick-witted type.
It's okay.
Catalina Lime mixer.
That's a solid. That's a solid deal.
Step-brothers.
Yeah.
Which I'll be honest, yeah.
Catalina Limexer, pow!
Are you saying, pal?
Pah!
Yeah. No, that's definitely what he does.
I'll tell you what, I wasn't a big fan of that movie.
Stepbrothers?
It's good, but it's not like, it wasn't like a banger that everybody else.
Everybody else was like, you know, it's such a banger movie, but it wasn't for
me. Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
No, I get it. Like, that's usually the reaction
I get. I love Will Ferrell, too.
And who's the dude,
the curly hair dude?
John C. Riley. John C. Riley, dude. That guy's so funny, too.
But for some reason, Stepbrothers, like, it wasn't
like over-the-top funny. But I did watch, like, 15 minutes of YouTube
bloopers, like literally a week and a half ago. I was flying
from British Columbia, Canada, for those of you who are not cultured.
and uh they i was like watching before the flight took off like just just stepbrothers bloopers and you
probably laughed your ass off i did it was so funny dude those guys are hilarious but the movie to me
is not that great i think the movie's hilarious man matt come sit down and drink the seltzer
why are you sweating just got done watching cops well i know for a fat cops and start till four
you touch my drum set i'll put my balls right now on your drum set i've had a carb since
96 you want to see this shit
You want to touch it?
Didn't think so.
But is that mic on?
You look like you want to put that mic on and tell me what you think about that.
You look like you want to punch me in the face right now.
Yeah.
You want to punch me in the face?
Just do it, dude.
Oh, hey, here we go.
It's for the boys.
Do it for the boys, Maddie.
Do it for the fucking boys.
Oh, God.
There's no way.
Look at his.
Look at the man.
No, Homo, his throat game.
A little questionable.
You see the way?
He was like, like, like a bird, like a, like a, like a, a.
a fraud.
You're like guzzling it.
How was that?
Is it on?
Yeah.
It was,
it's hot,
bro.
But how's it
taste so?
Just take a sip
and tell me how it tastes.
It tastes.
It's fucking amazing, doesn't it?
Does it?
Does it really?
What flavor is that?
Black cherry.
Black cherry?
I'm a big bamboo lamb.
Yeah.
Black cherry,
Koolade when you were growing up?
Solid.
Nah,
I didn't do that shit.
I was all about that,
uh,
what's that nest quick powder,
dude?
I was all about that.
nest quick. I never really got in the Kool-Aid like that.
For real? Yeah.
I was trying to push the envelope and put a little extra half-scoopy sugar in there.
Did you really?
Yeah, that boy's a rebel, folks. You got to watch out for him.
A lot of stuff has happened with the boys, man.
So this whole podcast started out.
If you're wondering, like, I know we backload a lot of stuff, this one's going to get,
this one's get fronted pretty fast, right?
Yeah. This one's coming out Monday.
And what's the date today? Just, I don't even have my phone on me.
And guys, when you hear Monday, just know it's today, because the day you're going to be
listening it's obviously today
but as far as Monday we're shooting
this right now September 18th
so this is fresh
it's gonna be fresh it's gonna come out on what
the 23rd or whatever whatever whatever that
Monday is the Monday after the 18th
and we'll get I mean the boys turning 30
God dude you're so old man I know I know
so like a lot of shit's gone down in the last like six
weeks obviously a couple things
fun facts still suspended
it's not tight
but it is what it is
and yeah dude
like camp
camp was real weird for me
yeah what was uh
what was camp like like
because I would see that you know
rocking them twos
yeah rocking the two's
yeah it was it was um
like we talked about it me and Braves
and Keith we like we're like hey like
they gotta get Dennis ready to play
yeah so they're like you're rocking twos
and then based how you based how you handle the situation
they're like basically they said if your attitude's good
we'll get you some ones too
so you can work with the ones and get that work
good boy if you're a little good boy you know it is you're a good boy politics dude so i oh
early dude god i missed it i missed it it it's been like seven weeks since we've been on here
damn it's glorious too anyway if you're if you're listening you may have heard it you may not
heard it because i don't listen to our podcast but you should subscribe and rate five stars the uh the train
just went by and god damn it makes me feel good to hear it makes me feel so good to hear it so yeah
dude, they hit me with the twos for a little bit, which I was like,
honestly, I was cool with it, and then we did public practices,
and I was kind of like in my feelings.
Like, man, he kind of looked like a bitch right now.
I'm going to do.
Like, well, it's got there.
Everybody's clapping.
Oh, dude, I mean, it was cool, though.
Like, I mean, I blocked.
I blocked people.
Like, I'll tell you what the weirdest thing for me was the preseason because
preseason, that's a long-ass train.
We got to who we play first.
Yeah, preseason.
You're playing in the second half.
Dude, no, no, no, I never played the second half.
Shout out to the coaching staff.
for not making me go through that.
But like the first, I played like,
like, so the first game, they played like a series.
They only played one series.
Yeah.
And then I was in.
And who we play?
Who was the first season game?
Green Bay.
Was it?
Because you had that run like,
no, no, that wasn't Green Bay.
Because we would have seen Matt Lafleur.
It was, I thought it was Green Bay.
No, Green Bay was last year.
That was last year.
Green Bay was like the Eagles.
Oh, yeah, it was Eagles.
Eagles.
Eagles.
Eagles.
So anyway.
Sorry, C.T. is such a real thing.
So, yeah, we play the Eagles, dude.
And I, like, yeah, I mean, I played these, a couple things here and there.
But it just felt so weird.
Like, the weirdest experience I had was, like, watching the ones go out there.
And then they're like, hey, Taylor, you're in.
And Dennis is like.
Dennis is out for the day.
You come in and Dennis has got his hat on.
He's like, hey, you could have.
Yeah, he's like, you could have said a little better.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, you got to set a little firmer here.
Like, watch your angle on the outside.
And I was like, damn.
Like, that's when I was like, definitely.
feelings but it's all mindset I guess like I made the most out of it yeah you know and then
like the second preseason game happened kind of the same situation by that it wasn't that bad
but I think like after the third like right before the third preseason game I called my wife and
I was like dude this sucks ass because I was like I was closer to being suspended than I was like
the rest of camp you know what I'm saying like after that next week that fourth preseason game it was
like we're done and I also didn't know if I was going to play in that fourth preseason game
And then the night before the third preseason game, they called me in right before we went to like position meetings.
And if Ray was like, hey, just let you know, like you're not playing the fourth preces in game.
We'll get you somewhere where we can this third game because they had to get like their second tackle ready now.
Like the swing tackle, they had to get Pamp some work in there.
If Pamp had to go to left tackle, if something happened, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Obviously, Pam's got something going on.
I actually not even love to talk to anybody so I have no idea what's even going on.
But so the third preseason game was weird because like Dennis was in.
And then when Dennis came out and he played a bunch,
Pamp went in for a series or two.
Before you?
Yeah.
So I was like the third tackle, which is whatever.
And we're at home to.
Wow.
And, uh, yeah.
So I was kind of getting blasted, dude.
It kind of sucked.
But it was what it was.
I'll tell you what did happen, dude, some Patriots fan.
I was, uh, we were about to play, we're about, we played the Patriots.
We practiced against the Patriots.
Yeah.
And then we went and played the priestess a game off.
See, that was the second preseason game.
And I, like, looked up in the stands, and some dude was, like, way back.
And he was like, hey, LeWad!
Like, you get your pills figured out?
Huh?
You everything figured out?
And I couldn't hear him for a second.
So I gave him, like, a, like a, what did you say?
And I was going to get him with the, heard you the first time.
Stop repeating yourself.
But I didn't.
Instead, he's like, you get your pills figured out?
I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, well, we're all set now, bud.
And he was like, why don't you do some pushups?
So I gave that motherfucker, 10 pushups, dude.
I fucking got, I got down there.
on the sideline.
Oh, you want some push-offs, bro?
I'm all about gains.
I wasn't going to play for another 30 minutes anyway,
so I got a couple in.
Yeah.
But that defused his ass so fast, dude.
He was, he sat his ass down right after I did that.
All right, good set.
Good set.
Good set, babe.
Good set.
So shit, the second preasing game, that's really all that happened.
Got to meet Tom Brady.
Yeah, I saw that.
That was cool.
I saw that.
And it was kind of weird, too, because, like,
anytime you play a game, are you practice against other teams,
Like you never look at another dude and go, man, that's so-and-so.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But you look at Tom Brady and you're like, damn, bro.
Like, that's fucking the best football player of all time.
That's the go.
Like, we're in, we're currently seeing the goat.
Yeah.
Like, he's just standing across the field and he's just like chilling, ball on his hand.
Walking too.
He's not even holding his own helmet.
Yeah, yeah.
He's not even holding his helmet.
Like, he got some little guy behind.
He's got a kneely behind, like running behind him, like, holding this helmet.
Mr. Brady, can I get you?
Mr. Brady, can I get you that?
Just like, dude, he's just doing his thing.
And he comes out there, dude, and he goes, like, Red Zone.
He's, like, six for six.
Just this is whatever.
This is nothing to him, right?
This is whatever.
Right.
He's so damn good at football, man.
Which is just crazy, too, because, I mean, I'm kind of all over the place,
but I went to Michigan for the first game I've ever seen since I left.
Yeah.
And, like, he wasn't even that good at Michigan.
Like, he was a six-round pick.
Right.
What was it?
One-9-1-191.
Something like that.
Something like that.
One-Dukee in that.
Yeah.
Same as Luke fault.
Same as Luke fault.
He balled out.
Same as Luke Falk.
What is Falky doing, dude?
He came in for the Jets the other night.
No way.
It went like 25 or 32.
Really?
Like 150.
It's unbelievable stateline.
Really?
For 150?
Yeah, it was not a lot of yards, but it was a 15th.
Yeah, you nickel and diamond the hell out of them, bro.
To hit that checkdown, boys.
That's crazy.
Levy, get me the fuck out of this bind.
Hey, Levy, help me out, buddy.
Dude, he, I remember him at a little.
OTAs, man, he would just try to throw that ball as hard as he could.
Do you remember that?
Remember that in the game?
He just threw as hard as you get that thing with 35 yards.
Remember in the game when he just fucking chucked it out of bounds?
And Braves, like, playing in the team meeting.
He goes, hey, fuck, like, the fuck are we doing here?
He just, like, chucks it out of bounds.
Yeah, dude, that was a funny.
He was a weird cat, too.
He knew he came in and knew everybody's name, like right away.
Yeah, super smart, dude.
Called me Mr. Luan.
It ain't that serious.
You just call me Taylor.
He just called me Taylor.
He just called me.
You just called me Taylor Ball.
Yeah, yeah.
When we had joint practices once in the skins, you were talking about you never like look at a team and you're like, oh, that's so-and-so.
Well, my second year in the league, we were joint practicing against actually Vrable.
There's like a huge fight between the Redskins and the Texans like on the last day or something like that.
Was that the one with what's his name, Big Boy from Patriots?
It was Hopkins.
Yeah, but you're talking about the huge linemen, right?
Yeah.
The D-Limman.
Wilfork.
Wilford, Vince Wolford
Yeah
Motherfucker jumped
And threw a haymaker on Niles
Fortunately he missed him
But he would have killed somebody
He would have killed him that day
Oh man's massive
But we're
It was like day one or day two
And
I was with
I was with my boy Adam Hayward
Shout out of Adam Hayward
No no no
Yeah yeah shout out of
No forget Adam Hayward bro
And we're you know
We're out there
We're out there practicing
It's seven on seven
And we're always like
You know how it is
Joking around having fun whatever
Hopkins
I didn't know is DeAndre Hawke
at this time.
You know,
because DeAndre won DeAndre like that.
He was like,
he hasn't been DeAndre until like last three years, right?
Yeah, I mean, he's always been good,
but since he's a quiet dude,
you just don't,
and I just saw a receiver wearing number 10.
So I just didn't think nothing of it.
I didn't know he was like who he was.
Is that number,
the dude you shouted out that we don't want to shout out.
Is that number two?
The dude, he was like talking shit to him or whatever.
Go have with your story.
Sorry, my bad.
Sorry, I was trying to read that.
I was trying to read that.
But anyway,
he comes out the field after doing a rep.
And we were hot on the whole D's nuts.
That was a big, that was the big D's nuts phase.
Yeah.
And he said, ah, yeah.
But anyway, he's walking by me.
I say, hey, hey, good job, man.
I reached my hand out.
And then he, like, puts his hand.
I say, hey, thanks, man.
I pull it back.
I go, nuts.
And I just start, like, you know, I was just getting hype, like dramatically.
Like, ha, ha, the boy, yeah, hey, you see me get him.
And Wood's, like, laughing.
Like, got his ass.
Got his ass.
And he just, like, looks back at me and just stares me down, dude.
I'm like, hey, man, you know, not that serious is all joke.
I like Nudge Wood.
We like laugh and walk off and come to find out it was DeAndre Hopkins.
Had no idea that that's who that was.
And here I am like, you know, I'm on the twos.
I'm like, hey, man, hey, great rep out there.
Great set.
You live in that nuts.
Limeon lifestyle, bro.
Them two.
I know. Yeah.
You're with the threes.
Yeah, I thought I was playing decent camp, but I got demoted to the threes that last game.
Hey, Taylor, we're not going to play for the fourth game just to like hype you up.
Oh, yeah, awesome.
You know, we're going to rotate you with the threes.
Oh, dude, so shit, I was, I was, we totally went off on a tangent.
This is a depression pod.
Yeah, so you're depressed about being suspended.
Yeah.
Actually, I am.
Like, some guy, like, tweeted at me.
Some guy tweeted me the other day, like, because I tweeted the thing we tweeted about Jalen Ramsey,
because we've been getting love for that.
Right.
The, the shout to bust with the boys staying, and now the crowd, like, loses their mind.
Yeah.
And some guys like, looks like you're having a good time on your vacation.
Nice vacation.
Listen.
God.
It's not that serious, dude.
Like, it's fucking Twitter.
It's serious that I'm suspended, but, like, I'm not going to, like, go into a dark hole now.
The boy's still working out.
Yeah.
The boy's still grinding.
When I come back, hopefully I can get the rust off real fast and do good against the Buffalo.
Let's stay.
Let's just calm down.
Because that's what, we always going to be aite.
Yeah.
We always going to be right.
Always going to be right.
You got to hate those Twitter people that just try to come out of you.
Oh, it looks like you really.
you're not really for the boys
you're having fun the guys just lost the game
yeah yeah yeah it's fucking social media
man it's not that serious no social media
that's where the jokes are meant to be
yeah you wanna fuck around that's where social
like that's what social media is for right
like if you're trying to be a miss a super
no it's for fun yeah
that's all it is yeah you try to live a different
lifestyle don't do it like you just have one tweet
in September and it's just like man really wish
I was out there with the boys yeah yeah yeah
oh Taylor he man you hey man one day
hey keep your head up dude hey
yeah we're all right
yeah
Keep grind and we miss you.
Like what am I going to be?
Like, you want me to post every single video I have of me working out?
I don't have any videos of me working out.
The boys, I'll take a picture.
I'll take a video or a picture for you guys.
I'll get that out there for you guys.
My man's out there with his little Titans helmet on,
running, doing drills.
Hey, I got to get the conditioning.
That condition with the helmet's different.
It really is, man.
That's different.
Matt goes on.
I don't know.
I don't do any condition.
It's like, I don't know.
When's last time you ran?
No, I haven't.
To get these ice lattes?
You never hitler ran?
Probably high school.
playing rugby, intermereals in college.
You played rugby in high school?
Yeah, it was terrible.
Did you have to run the mile for your presidential patch?
No.
You guys do that?
Oh, you're talking about for fitness?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I never have been, like, forced to run.
Like, intermials, I played center.
Like, you know how shitty you got to be, like, play center and intermural football?
I don't.
Hey, it's seven on seven.
Hey, Matt, you want to be our center?
That's pretty much it.
Just snap it back to him.
Yeah, I used to go at Michigan.
I used to go to the intermeral games because my, like, my boys,
were on the track and field team.
And so when they were in their offseason, I was in season,
they would go ahead and have Intermira football.
And I would go and I'd just chirp their other team the entire time.
I would just make outrageous claims towards their other team.
Just to get in their head and help the boys out.
Yeah.
The boys were deased, though, because they were like legit athletes.
Like, they were track and field dudes.
Yeah.
Like, they at least done something athletic.
Our football players in Nebraska would do the Interimiro's basketball.
Really?
Yeah, and like, try not for anybody to find out.
Yeah, I feel like people get hurt doing that.
Yeah.
Michigan got like
I was at there when I was at their facilities they got
like a basketball court that they like shoot on and I'm like
I feel like dudes to get hurt doing that
Horse around you see how serious it is in the tight locker with that little
That little ball. Yeah, boys out there playing three
We got like a little, we got like a little kids ball
And like a little kids hoop
And these dudes we go up in for practice for meetings
And the DBs are legit doing three on three
Yeah oh yeah
Yelling and everything somebody hits a shot everybody's hype around it
Holy shit, boy, somebody's going to...
Just calm the fuck down, man.
It ain't that serious, bro.
Just play a horse or something.
Yeah, dude, that's what we do.
We play a horse.
Yeah.
Try to take everybody's money.
I'm actually a trash shot, though.
I'm not going to lie.
So, anyway, depression pod.
How do people treat you?
I just remembered.
I wanted to ask you this.
How are people treating you when your suspension came out
and you're finally back in the building
and the vibe's kind of there that you are suspended?
Like, how was everybody around you over there?
Hey, Taylor.
You know, how's your, how's your mental, your head out, keep your head out?
Yeah, so like when we let it, when we let it out, obviously everyone saw that video or if you haven't seen the video, it's on my Instagram.
It's not that important anymore, but it was important at the time.
It would probably be a gift for me at some point.
What is that?
Me crying?
Yo, I, I try to do it.
I'll tell you, oh, damn, I have too many stories to tell you.
It's been too long.
Just have a gift at some point.
Of me, just like.
Yeah, yeah.
It's hard, man.
But it was.
Hey, put the camera on me, Blas.
Just.
Dude, I think what a good opportunity to take a five-second break and just say,
Anna is her Bush, man.
Yeah, let's just say, you know,
what a huge opportunity, Anna Zerubish has given us just to come here,
slaying some beers with the boys.
It's the official beers of the boys.
And we're so happy.
They brought all this cool shit in here, except for that.
That's, I brought that in.
Yeah, enjoy butt stuff.
I got a big one of those on the ceiling of my master bedroom.
So when Taylor wakes up in the morning, she knows what the boys after.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Just in case.
but you tell you what, hey, we're O for however many times I've tried.
But you got the natural light back there.
And then what are we doing with that seltzer?
Show that thing, Matt.
It's got dip on it now.
Well, it's got chew on it now.
Hey, the product focus is this two celtzers, the Aloha beaches and the Catalina line.
I don't think.
I don't think when someone gives you a sponsor, they want you to tell them that the product focus is this.
Well, I just got to sell it.
You just got to sell it and say, hey, this is the stuff, man.
I'll tell you what, God, I'm drinking those before.
I have. I have.
Because I'm not about, I don't care about how you look when you drink.
We're all going to the same place, right?
Drunk City, USA.
We're all trying to get, drink responsibly.
Yeah, get a cab.
Get an Uber.
Get a lift.
No one does cabs anymore unless you live in New York, which I don't think anybody else is that podcast here.
But we'll be there someday, New York.
I'm just saying, natural light, first off, solid, solid beer in general, natural light.
And then they're coming out with these hilarious names, the Catalina Lime Mixer.
And they're coming out with the Alois.
hot beaches, which is my favorite, dude.
A little hot beaches is so funny.
6%. Get where you're going.
And if you don't want people to see you,
people think to themselves, dude, that's like a moped, man.
Fun to drive, but you don't want your boys watching.
You ride it, drinking it, whatever.
For me, dude, who cares?
Who cares? You got good taste.
You got good booze.
And you got 6%.
You're getting there in a hurry.
You're having a good time.
You don't have a good time.
You don't have to carry that extra load on your gut.
You don't got to carry all that extra weight around.
Just pop a few of those, and you'll be ahead of the game, dude.
I remember back in college, dude.
Bud light just slamming bud light salmon butt heavies and I'd go through a little bit of a
I'm kind of full yeah there's a lot of calzines boys they're delicious you drink that too
like absolutely but the the natural light man those little celtors
remember little pieces are nice remember when those platinum's came out
I couldn't afford that well came from money no good
he said will came from money I didn't have that in college that actually we're walking that
natty light in college bro that extra a little bit in that scholarship check
yeah dude my school
scholarship check was gone like the week I got it did people I remember in college people would be like
yeah I got like some saved away like we'd be in seniors and they'd be like yeah I got about 5,000
6,000 saved away I'm like yo dude how do you live that's literally that's literally what you did
oh my dad Ramsey the shit out of my fucking college life dude I'm talking envelope
system I'm talking budget and I would just I'll just like look at people like you and just
shake my head and kind of stare and gaze like oh you judge them not judge I'll just be
like you know I tell them and then when they say it I'm like
He's going to have a long life.
Will's got every dime he's ever made, dude, tucked away.
Buried six feet deep in his backyard in Bauter, Missouri, dude.
That place is a dump.
Never been there, dude.
Don't want to go there, dude.
Never want to go there.
Missouri is like, and if you're listening to the pot, we appreciate you.
Don't forget to subscribe and wait five stars if you're in Missouri, but also move.
Like, just go somewhere else, too, dude, you know?
You need people there.
So many places.
You don't.
Here you do.
You move everybody out of Missouri and Nebraska, and then you just make factories.
And you fly people in to work there.
Make Oklahoma a little extra bigger.
Yeah.
Make Tennessee flood into it a little bit.
No, no, no.
You still a state.
I just did a little extra bigger.
God damn it.
Yeah.
Well, it's rough.
We haven't potted in seven weeks.
Came from Missouri.
This is the best thing you guys got, man.
And as soon as you got the hell out of there, new teeth.
Bang.
New teeth.
Oh, I'm from Missouri.
New teeth.
You know what I'm saying?
And if you guys leave Missouri, boom, new teeth.
And it's it.
That's it.
Hey, you had yourself a bit of a deal and he took care of it.
I did.
I had a little deal.
I finally took care of the deal.
After about what, seven years after college?
It's from saving that college money.
Yeah, finally my salary.
I saved up enough.
How much money did you have after college?
Just a few thousand.
It wasn't a lot.
Yeah.
I got the Pell Grant one time.
I thought I was the richest man in the world.
Dude, you know, it's funny as I was
eligible for Pell Grant and I never did it.
Oh, wow. You really did not.
I just didn't even care. I was
trying to, I was just living. I mean, beer was cheap.
I didn't need clothes. I just wore
Michigan stuff. Yeah. When I got that
Pell Grant money, super white for me
to about what I'm about to say.
Walk right on in the buckle. Yeah.
Get your new affliction tea back in the day,
dude. Oh my God. Been there. I hate to even admit it.
I know, dude. So white. So white.
So white, dude. That is a white thing
to do. Got that Pell Grant. Oh, I'm going to go
get an affliction tea.
Grandpain's Jackson
There, dude
Yeah
Now you should have a Walmart
And I got this
A beautiful wolf teeth
Look at that pace bro
That's a nice piece
That's a bit of a deal
That's a solid deal
I'll tell you that's growing on me
Where the hell were we
What were we talking about
I was talking about
When we started talking about deal
Start saying deal
No no dude
What we were talking about the podcast
Where were at
What was I talking about
So about football
Where were we
The third preseason?
Where were we at, Matt?
How much it sucked.
Yeah, I did.
In case you anyway.
Yeah, it did suck ass.
So the whole thing was terrible, dude.
No, no, hang on.
Hang on.
We talked about how people treated you around the facility.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Honestly, the boys were super cool about it.
Because, so, okay, so the people that did see the video, we, oh, that's where we're at.
Because you want to make me crying a gift, which is, it's hilarious, you know?
I think hindsight, like, those emotions were so real.
But I'm like, I'm at the point now, I'm like, dude, fuck this shit.
Right.
I just want to move on and then go play football.
Exactly.
And it's over now.
It's going to be over in two weeks.
Thank God.
Or tomorrow the boys play.
The boys play tomorrow and then I'm one more game and the boys back.
So anyway, the boys are like super cool.
Yeah.
Like we had to release it a week early because media started to catch a little bit of attention on it.
And so I really, I don't know, a week early, a day early, right?
The day before camp, I released it.
What I wanted to do was I wanted to go talk to the boys right after the conditioning test.
And then before we went to the conditioning test, I was going to release the video so the media knew about it when I talked to the boys, but nobody else would hear it from anybody but me.
So once, you know, things got a little haywire, people started sniffing around.
Schaefter was asking CAA.
They were texting John.
They were like, hey, just don't you know, like people are getting a sniff.
Like a couple of the 80s, A to Z sports guys, bucking the nerds were trying to figure it out.
And so we're just like, do we got to release it.
Otherwise, it's going to be found out before.
So, released it,
talked to the boys the next day,
and Vrable gave me the floor for a second
after our conditioning test.
And I just told them the same thing
I said to everybody else.
I didn't do it.
I didn't take anything on purpose.
And if they have any questions to ask me,
rather people ask me questions,
then be like,
oh, that's the person?
That's the guy, that's the thing?
You know what I'm saying?
So it was cool, dude.
Everyone was, like, really rad about it.
And then, but the weird thing was
is, like, being in the facility,
like you're on a team,
and you're kind of like one of the dudes.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you're a main dude on that team.
and you go from being a main dude on the team to just a person.
Like, you're kind of like.
And the leadership stuff too.
Oh, yeah.
Like, not.
So I kind of just kept my mouth shut and did my thing.
Because to me, that was the most appropriate thing to do.
And I think I think I did it the right way.
So that was super, that was a good deal.
But yeah, honestly, those four precincts games went by.
And then literally that Saturday or that Friday after we played the Bears,
in the fourth preseason game we had another practice while they were making cuts and it was it like
well they're like all right boys we'll see you later see in four weeks and then i got a i got a playing
with the michigan with taylin saw a game play middle tennessee state um kevin byer do you owe me
two hundred dollars or two hundred dollars because we smacked the shit out of y'all dude and then
so i saw that game that was super cool yeah and the fans were so rad dude people at michigan were
like so stoked to see me and i thought like oh these people are going to hate me
I'm there.
Yeah.
And they were like super cool to like, they loved me.
They were so nice.
Like they were like, welcome home, all that stuff.
So that, yeah.
And do people were about the pod up there too.
Yeah.
Beard the pod.
Then I cruised over to Arizona.
Saw some family.
Saw the Arnold's.
Hung out with them a little bit.
Cruised up to Canada.
Some kid.
Oh, not some kid.
I already know what I'm going to say.
My, my, my, uh, wife's, like step, step brother-in-law, I don't know.
Like her, my wife's, my wife's.
Dad's wife's son.
Okay.
Name Luca.
Luca, if you're listening,
he asked me to talk about him on the podcast.
And he asked me to say two things.
He wanted me to tell everybody that Luca's big
and that Luca likes baseball more than he likes football.
So there you go.
We've done it.
We've done it.
It's it.
Shout to Luca.
Shout out to Luca, baby.
And then I've been working out.
Let's go.
So I did my workouts in Arizona.
And then, dude,
everything's been cool nothing's been like depressing at all except for game day yeah when the
games about to go down that's when i'm like shit yeah i get kind of like super bummed out right and they
lost last week that's suck when we played the browns like i was fired up i was like damn these boys
don't even need they're solid yeah they're killing and then they lost this week which yeah they didn't
even need you yeah they didn't they killed it dude i would save some coin you say save some money
you go ahead yeah absolutely you don't need me there's 31 others out of
there I guess I mean damn
we'll try to get me on his program
not even that team dude he's trying to get me
in a situation out here do you getting cut after a week
of work kind of time of stuff yeah depression pod
I tell you what I can I can write a book after what I
we'll get to you in a second for like 10 days
we'll get to the boy in a sec
I know look at us both of us back in May when we're
when we're talking about doing the pod we're all excited
and hype you know I was a free agent I mean I still am
you what I was a free agent but we had we had plans right
we were going to do this pod and we're like you know we'll hit all these pods we'll
backlog all these episodes and when training camp and football season's in the boys will both be playing
like we'll be somewhere um i'll hold off until training camp and then i'll be somewhere taylor
will be balling in the season and then we'll just be we'll let the pod ride and here we are
mid-september a suspension and uh release getting cut later we're here mid-september potting again
depression pot baby the fucking depression
pod. This is it. Ups and downs.
You got to ride through them, but we're here.
Playing with the shit.
Shit's been up and down, man.
Shit's been up and down, dude.
But yeah, that Colts game bombed me out, dude.
Yeah, I know it. Because they didn't have
luck either. And that's what kind of was
shitty for me. Yeah, we, um, I don't
know. I mean, the boys, the boys played hard.
That game was the hottest game in
I heard about that. History. So hot.
You were out there, huh? You guys get burnt up, dude.
Yeah, dude, that's probably why you look like you got the shit
kicked out of you. I just, I
am shit.
It was so hot, dude.
I feel like a fraud because I snuck in the club level.
Yeah?
And I was sitting down in the club level,
and Clay Travis was like right behind me.
I was like, what?
You didn't say nothing?
I made it.
I made it.
You know, I were doing bad.
I'm doing pretty good recently.
It feels good.
But that's like,
the game was so, so hot.
Like, I've been to a ton of games in my life since the day one.
I have never been like that close to dying.
As a fan, what did you see from the game that at the Titans?
I mean, honestly, I think both teams are really good.
Yeah.
Brissette's like huge.
There was like, if I had just listened to everybody, they'll say getting in, we got
in third down too much, Titans gotten third down too much.
Well, yeah, you're getting third down a lot.
Yeah, third long.
Yeah.
You're getting third of management.
I think it's like three for 30 on the year.
Third down.
It's not great.
But like I don't think that I'm not like freaking out.
Like half the people are going nuts about it.
Oh, yeah.
I mute so many people on Twitter did.
It's hard because.
We're not a Titan's podcast.
But every time anything happens, someone says something about just all about the about bussing or about what?
Just like just you not playing.
And like when we lose like first week, nothing.
This week they'll say some stupid shit.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I've done, I've tried to do a better job of like not looking at anything.
Like I've, I used to Google my name.
I used to search my name.
What did you do?
All right.
Every athlete does it.
All right.
But I've kind of stopped doing that.
But on my feed every once.
I'll be scrolling and I'll some guy was like you ruin the season or stuff like that and that's dude
it's it's it doesn't matter you know it is what it is like I didn't I mean I didn't knowingly take
anything so it's like it's fucking the reality situation and you're trying to be more active on
social media yeah and it's hard because there's more well yeah I'm I'm more active on social
media only because of this podcast I do a terrible job even blowing this podcast dude I don't
blow this podcast at all it's bad sometimes
The boys are low-key upset.
Dude, I just retweet everything.
Yeah, I know.
Or he does the, I did talk to him about when he does an Instagram post, he'll post on Twitter.
And I'm like, dude, don't do that.
Like, do a separate thing.
Because it doesn't tag the right shit and it just kind of looks weird on Twitter.
Which is not an indictment on my social media capabilities.
I taught him the whole share the tweet video deal.
That's huge.
I did that.
I've done that twice now.
Yeah, I don't really do.
I'm not very technical.
I do my best though.
We're getting better.
You are, you know.
You're getting better.
It's a process, man.
Yeah.
We're all growing.
I mean, you know.
You know, Maddie's finally coming to his own on the old feeling the pulse of the boys on the on the account.
Not being done better.
It's been trash before, but you've done better.
You're getting us a, getting a lot more pub out there.
I mean, it's, it's been crazy.
Fucking Jalen, shout out busting with the boys.
Shout out to Jalen Ramsey, dude.
Love it.
I doubt he'll be on the Titans, though.
Yeah, I mean, the second day is stacked.
Well, I mean, I don't know about, I don't know, like, what John and Vraber were doing,
but why would an AFC South team trade to another AFC South team,
one of the best players in the AFC South?
Just doesn't make sense.
It'd be, it'd be awesome.
Like, he'd be a Gregoribir, and then also, Jayon Brown was somebody.
Who would you, who do you move?
Like, our secondary is rad.
Yeah.
Or our secondary is Loki slang.
Yeah.
Not Loki anything.
They're killing it.
Jaylon was on the squad, though, somebody.
yeah obviously jolins on the squad you you find a place for the boy
like special teams or something you know to put him on
get him on four him maybe a solid four core guy yeah
he's a good ass football player it's a good ass football player
I think it's so funny dude so when that Jalen ramsie podcast came out
me and will would like tweet at this dude we text them we're in a group chat
and he's fired up about everything we're telling him yeah and then so we sent
with it we release it we're like hey
dude blow it up on this like here's the twitter here's the instagram here's your photos yeah here's
your photos let them out radio fucking silence crickets doesn't say anything haven't heard anything
from him about the podcast at all the only thing that changed though low key though if you listen
the podcast we talked about how we don't wear sandals in the in the shower yeah so i came into camp
dude and we changed the culture the titan shower i made all the white guys all the white guys
have to wear sandals now you i love i verbally assaulted bobrinkly because he would not put his
sandals on dude and we were like kicking out dudes like like older guys too like Kern I yelled
we were like I got one guy in there I forget who it was but I was like get your ass out like he was
in the middle of a shower still soap on his body you just grabbed them and I was like go I was like go yeah
put myself on just body by hey hey right you guys you guys you fucking you get out of here and you go
put the goddamn sandals on we're changing the culture and I looked at that I said guys
black guys help the white guys all right guys help the white guys help the white guys we're we're
disgusting culture yeah we yeah figure it out so fucking
But we got him.
We'll just say it was Dennis Kelly
because Dennis Killier's,
I feel like he wouldn't
wear sandals in the shower.
And Loki,
I didn't wear sandals in the shower.
I was a disgusting white guy too.
And so,
you're not wearing shoes right now
as a fucking white guy,
I didn't even come here in shoes,
dude.
He came here,
he didn't even wear sandals or shoes.
It's like,
oh my God, dude.
Because I got a car ride.
So white.
But I tell you what,
I had to walk from across
the parking lot, dude,
and my feet were killing me,
bro.
He's like,
oh, I forgot my shoes.
How the fuck?
I didn't put him on.
Shut up,
I can't just show up without shoes on them.
You can show up without shoes.
All right.
Dude what you want.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude you want.
Did you want.
Did you want.
So anyway, Kern walks in there and we're like, we like, we like, then I got a couple guys on my side now.
A couple of guys are like, no, no, get the fuck out of here, man.
Go put your sandals on.
Go put the sandals on.
So he walks out and leaves.
And now everybody in the shower, every shower head's taken.
And we're like, the next guy comes in is Bo goddamn Brinkley, Mong Snapper.
All right?
And Bo, Bo walks in that damn shower.
No shoes on.
We all got sandals on now.
And everybody, I mean, white guys, black guys, everything in between, baby.
We were going at Bo Brinkley, dude.
We fixed.
We fixed all segregation in just the shower thing.
We said, let's go, Bo.
Go put your sandals on.
Bo, ignored it.
Every single one of us took a shower and left.
Did not put a sandals on.
Bo, Brinkley, you're disgusting.
Put your damn sandals on in the shower.
You still haven't.
I know you haven't.
But low key, we changed the car.
culture and that's thanks to jalen ramsie thank you jalen for changing the culture the titans in the
shower all right shit got awkward dude that's funny as hell dude it's the part that's the deal
and then beau just fucking disrespects everybody and continues the shower yeah dude what's that
about man he does that hey he's a missouri boy that's the fucking problem hey and his teeth are
straight now he probably fixed them boys too yeah that's the problem bow bow was like oh i got out of
Missouri? Thank the fucking Lord, man. And now he's never going back. He'll never go back.
That's a promise.
Do you, Missouri, salt to the earth, man?
Then why don't you go to the University of Missouri?
Oh, because, you know, Nebraska.
No, because you had to get the hell out of Missouri.
No, I was close to going to Missouri.
But you didn't.
But I didn't. Because Missouri.
Because, and Bo Polini.
And Missouri.
Sure.
Okay. See, point made.
Point made. Point.
absolutely made Bo Brinkley,
Will Compton out of Missouri,
their lives are flourishing.
Low key not, though.
Your life's not flourishing.
Dude, my life is so amazing.
I'm not even talking about the football stuff.
I'm talking about the last three days of your life.
Oh, yeah.
You are right about that, dude.
I'm talking.
You've been getting blasted, bro.
Yeah.
You're damn, your levees broke, dude.
You got a New Orleans situation going on.
Yeah, bro.
You're flooded.
Yeah.
So Monday, I was in Nebraska.
last weekend.
Which why?
What do you mean?
Nebraska football, baby.
You're talking about what you're talking about.
This is your time.
I am sorry for interrupting you.
Whoops.
Whoops, the daisies on myself.
I was in Nebraska over the weekend.
Shout out the boys, the Huskers, man.
They whoop the shit out of whoever,
in school the blind.
And guys were all about the pot out there too.
Were they really?
Yeah, I was like on the phone trying to get an Uber.
And one guy was like, hey, man,
I got to like wave this Uber driver.
No, man, let's get a bitch.
shit, let's get drunk as hell.
I'm like, okay, cool.
I'm trying to get.
He was probably drinking in as her bush.
He was.
I think he was throwing out some bud.
Maybe he had a natural light seltzer, dude.
Maybe.
Aloha beaches.
Catalina Limeon.
Maybe.
He just might have.
He just might have woke up that morning in Lincoln, Nebraska.
It said,
I'm going to have some natural light seltzer today.
And he made the best fucking decision of his life.
And he met Will Compton.
That's amazing.
Calm it down now.
All right.
I saw it.
It's the Seltzers, baby.
Calm it down.
Bring it in.
Holy shit.
Seltzers get me fired up, man.
I know I saw that.
God.
Anyways.
Sorry.
Whoops.
You're all right.
I love the passion, the energy, dude.
Thank you.
So then fly to D.C., see the girl.
The next day, I have this flight to go back to fly back to Nashville.
Because I got to, you know, get to work out.
in i finally get to come back see the boy we're going to grind together uh and my flight was supposed
to land at 930 i had a flight set for eight out of dullis out there i have my uber set about to about to walk
out the door i get a text on my phone united united united updates me they're missing some part
of course it's fucking united yeah southwest never lets me down never let's down never let's down
united always seems to let me down in some form of fashion dude yep and they say they're missing
apart they got away for a flight to get in at like noon so the next uh departure time will be
one o'clock. So immediately pissed off.
I like, okay, you know what, come?
Weatherstorm, you're going to make it.
You got to let the boys know you're going to be late. I'm already feeling like
stressed. Like when I'm like, I'm like fucking stressed.
I'm like, you know, terrible.
I'm like, okay, so when you're coming, yada yada,
I cancel my flight.
Don't get refunded. Of course,
United.
Southwest would have. That's crazy.
Buy a new flight, Southwest
take off. 11 o'clock
land at, you know, you gain an hour
so you land at like 1130. Yeah. So I'm telling
the boys, they all land at 1130, be in there by 12.
1135, I text you.
Yeah, yeah, nothing works out like you ever think it does.
Land, there seems to be a lot of traffic in the airport.
The bags take forever to come, you know, down to baggage claim.
Driving to, long story short, in that one, it takes me an hour and a half to finally get
to the facility, and I'm on, I'm trying to get Vandy.
They've been phenomenal.
They've helped with their training staff has helped me out with the old boys' bummed
ankle.
We'll get to that in the minute.
Get there.
I'm working out, right?
Park, okay, you know what, I parked a little bit illegally.
There's no parking from the, from the point of the sign until the edge to the curb, right?
But it was close.
It was close. It could have gone either way.
My truck's halfway in front of the sign.
But, backstory, I've literally parked there every day in the summer since training at Vandy.
Every time I go into Vandy, every damn day, dude.
Shout to Vandy.
Shout to Vandy.
I parked there and I'm there for hours every day.
No ticket, no nothing.
the boy's working out
you know I get in
yeah hey do your thing ball
there's no stress it's kind of coming down
it's like okay I'm not feeling pressure from nobody
the boys got to get it in working out
the equipment boys popped their head in there
they're like hey comp
do you drive a black
Ford F150
and I'm like yeah why
and they're like hey man
I think you're getting towed right now
and I'm like what I think he's fucking with me
and I'm like did you
how do you know this
He's like, I was just out there.
He's like, I took a picture for you.
I'm like, show me the picture.
He takes a picture, sure enough.
Boy's getting towed.
I'm like, yeah, it's my truck.
I'm like, I'll get it after, I'll get it after I work out.
Take the L for that, right?
So I walk out there.
After my workout, I go out there, see my truck's gone, call a lift to go get back to the house before I go out,
wait on my girlfriend to get home to take me to get my truck out of the towing,
out of the, wherever the fuck it is.
And in the process, I get dropped off by the lift.
right and realized that my house keys
I left them in the truck CTE I left
my I left the house keys in the truck
It's a real thing I feel my pocket
I'm like motherfucker I can get in the truck
You know I head up Charo I'm like hey
You know can you get back as soon as you can
The boys locked out of the house
I'm just sitting out here in this brutal goddamn heat
Brutal
And Charles comes back lets me in
I'm like hey I'm gonna go
Realize that
Lost my truck key
That I feel in my pocket
I don't have my fucking truck key
I didn't have my truck key
and my house keys are not together.
I took my truck key out of the truck,
locked the door,
house keys are in the truck
because you're probably thinking
why are all your keys together?
Get towed, go to the...
Realize like, okay, well,
I think I left my truck key in Vandy
since I don't have them on my pocket.
Yeah.
So I just realized it's been a long day.
Boy's taking a lot of L's left and right.
They're trying to get me down.
I'm going to go to Taylor's tonight.
We're going to have a good old time.
I'm going to have the boy move.
Who's the real winner in this situation?
I am.
So fast forward,
I get a text
the next morning
from Dobson
from Vanderbilt
Strength Coat shout
out Dober
Dobs
Hey man
Can't find your truck key
Here
Don't know where it is
I'm like
Motherfucker
So Char and I go
And I try to retrace my steps
Don't find my truck key
Go out to get
The Toing Situation
Go to the towing company
And
finally get the situation
Done with towing
The next day
They towed my truck back
Right
And they sit the truck
Right in the middle
of the damn parking lot
A public parking lot
and I got to call the tower like, hey man,
I need you to come get, I need you to come move my truck in a,
in a better spot than this.
Somebody's going to get pissed off,
and they're going to tow my fucking truck,
and I'm looking at the sign,
and it's your towing company that they're going to call
and tow back to your lot.
I was hot at this point.
I was there.
Taylor's with me, and I'm like,
they're going to call,
and they're going to tow back to the spot,
and you're probably going to be the motherfucker to tow it.
And then I'm going to come back the next day
and get a tow right back to the spot.
He's like, well, man, you know,
he's a good old.
boy Nashville, you know, good old Tennessee redneck boy.
Well, my, Mr. Will, it was the best I could do to get, park it there.
I was like, bro, you can literally just move through the exact same thing you were doing.
So distrust.
Yeah, you could do the exact same thing you were doing and just move it over to the left.
He comes back and moves it.
We get, so I got to get my keys, right.
So it was push to start.
Weird flex, but okay.
Push the start keys.
We get somebody out there, a locksmith to try to reprogram it.
Guy comes out.
Another good looking old boy.
Whoa.
Kenny Chessie starter kit.
yeah the boy yeah yeah
sorry good look you know good old boy
he was a good looking old boy no you know you know what I mean
it's all right dude you want uh so he comes out Kenny Chessie Starkey
got himself a little cowboy hat uh hey hey uh Mr. Compton
um they didn't tell me that those were the keys you needed
and I'm like I literally that's what I said on the phone I needed I needed two of those
keys don't get my keys yesterday either well when about time you're like whatever
don't get my keys the next day either boy doesn't get his keys gets towed
loses his house keys
loses his truck key
has to get a reprogram
reprograming doesn't happen
took a lot of losses
in the in the three days time
fortunately I got the boy
I got a guy to get a good circle
backing me up the boy the girl
like everybody helping me out
Taylor's giving me rides everywhere
helping the boy out but it was a depressing
depressing few days
long story
hope you guys are still with us
just airing it all out
Depression POD.
Sorry, I had to really vent there.
That's good.
I was holding a lot in, dude.
I was holding a lot in.
That really pissed me off, too.
You know, they were trying to hold the boy down, but I think I still came out on top after $1,200 later.
I'll tell you what, it's starting to turn around, starting to turn around because the boy and I, we went to True Foods yesterday.
Shout out True Foods.
Shout out, shout out.
Big shout out.
Big shots, truth.
And we'll get there in a second, dude.
So we go to eat.
We had a big workout, feeling good about it.
ourselves. Let's get some goodies. Get those gains going right. We go to true foods. We sit down,
get a couple lattes. The boys on the phone gets you gets a latte for the boy. I get a
latte for the boy because I'm a boy. Get him a latte. I think that's not enough for the boy. He needs
antioxidant tea as well. The boy gets an antioxidant tea. Now we have the same drinks and we have
two bottled waters. They're plastic. Don't get on us. We're sorry. We're doing the best we can.
We get our food. We got all the appies in the world we need. We got delicious like entrees to go
with it. Finish our lattes. Bill comes out. I'm on my phone forever because the boys
we're spitballing
because you guys are killing the merch right now
we're thinking let's let's get some more
some vintage stuff out just partner with
Anizer Bush I don't know if you have heard
just partner with Anizer Bush and they got some
dope shit so we want to start making some dope shit
we're brainstorming hard
brainstorming hard and they have a lot of 90s hats
anyway oops interrupted
oops whoopsies and um
the bill and oops oops and the bus and
bus and WTV dot com
and buy shit buy shit go online and buy shit
just get shit dude just buy it all
buy it all we'll reimburse you but we want
We'll tell you we're going to, but we're not going to.
So the boy, you're on the phone.
You're on the phone.
So I'm on the phone for a little bit.
Thank you, Will.
I'm on the phone for a little bit, and I don't realize that the bill's been here for about four to five minutes.
And I look up and Will's not on his phone at all.
But old fucking alligator arms over here, dude, can't swipe out.
He can't get the phone, dude.
Them arms are just a little too short.
So fucking I had to come in and I'm like, fuck it, dude.
I'll pay.
What's fucking new?
Let me strap on this weed event because another fucking day has gone by.
And I'm just carrying a will, dude.
I'm just carrying will every fucking day of our lives.
So I go and I get the check.
Give the guy a dope tip, dude, 30%
because you get back what you give, baby.
So let's fucking do it.
The next day, today is the day, we go to True Foods.
I got two workouts and then I got to do skill work because why?
Because I want to be good when I come back.
So we go, I go to get food.
I called it in.
I'm like, Will, you got to come with me because guess what his car still doesn't work.
So I go to True Foods.
The boys, shout out to the valet boys at True Foods, dude.
Because you guys fucking rock.
All right.
Every time I walk in that place, you guys are like, what's up, Tay?
We get one of those.
Dabby things going up.
Dude, we love it.
Maybe we get one of those and we fucking, we move on about our business.
And we go in there and the guy, the same manager who spoke to us the day before is now there.
And he's sitting there and he's looking at us going, hey, welcome back, boys.
And I'm like, Will, I'm so happy, by the way.
I walk in and I think to myself, I already know.
I already knew this, but I waited until we got to the cash register to tell Will, I didn't bring my wallet.
So now you got to
Fucking pay for this, kid
You got to pay for this meal
It's $136, dude,
and some change, all right?
And this boy's dentable right now.
We're all a little dentable right now
Because the boys, dude,
Not you're not.
Because the boys don't even have money.
We have no income coming in,
except for when you guys buy the merch
And then as her Bush and Regal Realty,
we really appreciate it.
All right?
We're going to keep killing it.
So just keep killing it with us,
and I'll go back to the story now.
So Will,
Will I'm like Will you're paying and I'm so happy because Will doesn't pay for shit
He's the cheapest person I know and before and we get we get to the manager and the manager says hey
We appreciate you guys coming in again. We know how much you love true foods
And then he says the most bullshit thing I've ever heard him say. He goes this one's on us
And the dude already had my card too. I always had my card ready to swim my mouth my jaw hits the floor dude
And they say they give me the receipt they gave me the receipt that will paid for
Cost us one dollar
that entire meal, $136 and some change.
$1.
So Will, his luck's turning around, baby.
His luck is turning around, folks.
Right when he says this one's on us, I immediately, like, my eyes get big.
Hey, hey, don't run that card.
Don't run it.
Like, all right, good.
It doesn't work anyway.
We're at true.
We're at True Foods yesterday, dude.
This lady walked up to us and was like, hey, just let you guys know, like, we love your podcast.
We love what you guys are doing.
And every time, dude, if a dude comes up to us and says it, like, we appreciate it.
Like, our demographic's 98% dudes.
But you get a woman that comes up to you.
And it's climbing.
It's climbing.
It's a bit of a deal.
Yeah, a bit of a deal.
And this girl comes up to us something like, man, I just want you to know.
Like, we got 2%.
We got 2%.
We got 2% of women that watch our podcast.
And she's like one of five chicks.
So we gave her a baby.
Thank you.
Shout out to that lady.
Yeah, shout out that lady, dude.
She works for a channel.
She was with.
She was with Kayla Anderson.
She's like, oh, we were sitting out here literally just talking about.
your Derek Morgan podcast.
And right when we were,
right when we were talking about it,
you guys come walking in.
It's beautiful,
dude.
It was great.
People helping people.
God,
I love it,
dude.
I love it,
man.
Big day,
man.
It's been a depressive pod,
but,
I feel like we've been having fun on it,
though.
We've been having fun.
We've been having fun on this pod,
but the last few weeks have been a bit depressing,
but a bit depressing.
Yeah.
Hit me with your football stuff.
When you get,
just hit me with everything,
dude.
Who cares?
It can go,
longer you can go shorter this podcast is going to go as long as we say it does yeah because it's our
podcast dude august was a whirlwind for the boys i mean the podcast like remember when you were you guys
were in training camp vanoi comes on so that one will come out at some point he's a boy it was that one
was a lot of fun but the boys we we hadn't seen each other been around each other in like seven weeks
because the training camp yada yada yada anyway so my situation it was working out perfectly
we were trying to wait, save the bod,
toward the end of training camp,
get on with the team,
and then get on a week one roster
and be with the boys
all the way through the season.
And the Saints had called a couple times
for like a tryout,
and we had politely declined
trying to wait it out,
wait it out, wait to the end.
And I want to say Avery went down
for the Jets that week that Avery went,
that weekend that Avery went down.
Torres Aze L. Shout out to Avery.
And the Saints were out in L.A.
joint practicing,
to come in for a workout.
They're like, we'll still be interested in next week.
We'll circle back around.
So when the Jets called out, hey, we want to get Will on a plane right now, fly him out,
work him out, yada, yada, yada.
And we were like, oh, we're going to wait.
There's a couple teams in the running.
We're going to wait and see what they have to say when they get back from, like,
the Saints, when they get back from L.A.
So we waited the Saints call.
They had a guy go down.
They had Craig Robertson went down in that game.
So they're like, hey, you know, we just want to know if he would have any interest in just
coming out and trying out or doing anything.
So we're like, yeah, we're like, we'd like to fly him out.
And that was the day that we had a big meeting for the boys with the podcast.
Yep.
And so I told my agent, I'm like, hey, this is perfect.
This is a great opportunity.
Try and try and buy some time and fly me out the next morning instead of flying out today
because the boys got a big meeting tonight and I want to be at that meeting.
So they're like, all right, and they're like, we're going to fly out at the ass crack at dawn.
On Tuesday, you'll be on the first flight out and you'll land, you'll do your workout, yada, yada,
gotta because we had our big meeting i'm kind of stressed you know we had our interview with sean
johnson that day then i'm like okay we got a meeting all this shit's happening with the saints
and i'm like dude i'll you know the boy just get a little stress out i'm over thinking everything
it's okay to be stressed yeah and uh so the next morning fly out to the saints boy has a great workout
had a real good workout feeling good they're like you know what you know what position can you
play i'm like plug the boy in either one um they're like are you in shape yada yada
I like to think I'm in shape.
Been grinding at Vandy.
Yada yada.
They follow me.
Yeah, shout out to Vandy again.
Walk back to the locker room and the head department scout guy.
He like follows me back then.
He's like, hey man, real impressive workout.
Like I'm pretty sure we want to offer you a contract.
We just got to go and clear it up with the head man.
And then, you know, we'll get with your agent and stuff like that.
So they're like, we need to clear you on all your medical shit.
So I'm talking.
They cleared me about everything since I've gotten injured since I was fucking four years old, dude.
I was in the, I was in that the clinic or whatever.
getting MRIs and x-rays for five hours, bro.
And it was about 8 o'clock, and I'm going back,
and they're trying to work out the details on the Saints.
Get back to the hotel.
Guy comes up.
He kind of puts a contract from me.
He's like, hey, man, like, you know,
I know you still got to make your decision,
but we got practice at 8.3 in the morning.
Yeah, sleep on it, but we like to know if you're going to be with the Saints.
And I'll call my agent.
I say, hey, sleep on it.
I'm like, okay, I doubt I get a little bit of sleep.
Order some room service.
I'm at the Team Hotel.
And was it free or the payroll deduct to you?
Oh, it was free.
They helped the boy off.
What's new?
Right?
The boys always just get through.
And they're like, I'm like, hey, can I order some room service?
They're like, yeah, for sure.
I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm like, you guys are going to pay for it, right?
Yeah, yeah, whatever you need.
Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool, I'll do it.
And so the next morning, dude, I sign on the dotted line.
The boys out of practice at 8.50 in the morning.
I get like maybe two reps.
They're trying to do all the one-on-one meetings with me for me to learn the playbook.
and they're like, do you feel good about learning everything so far?
It seems like you're catching on in the classroom.
I'm like, yeah, for sure.
And like, all right, we're going to throw you out there for the third game.
I was only there for like 48 hours.
And they were barely practicing.
I didn't get any reps because I didn't know what I was doing.
Or, you know, I didn't know what I was doing out there.
Boy gets in.
They throw me in the fourth quarter.
Boy plays well, man.
I had like, I had a few tackles.
I had a dude through me.
I didn't take any special teams reps.
I, hey, can you go in on punt, get on a punt, get in on a couple tackles.
Really?
Boy plays fucking well, dude.
I'm like, you know, I'm hyped for myself because I'm thinking, all right, they're going to throw me out there.
I literally have no, I have nothing to lose because if I have a mental error or anything,
they're going to think, oh, it's just because he hasn't, he's only been here for a day, right?
No mental errors and was productive while I was in there, so I'm like fired up because I'm kind of,
I knew I knew I would be fine, but the boy, you know, I haven't played since December, right?
Right. Even though I'm working out and everything, playing football is a different animal.
So I'm fired up going back like, hey, you know, stuff's going to look good.
they moved the guy who was the starting mic at the time over to Sam.
So I'm now running with the ones the next week with the ones, dude.
And I was fired up because they had a couple injuries.
They didn't know how soon they would be back.
So I'm like, all right, this could work out perfectly.
All this timing could just be exactly what is supposed to be happening right now.
And they're like, you're going to play in the fourth game.
Don't know how long, but, you know, we got to continue to knock Rust off.
You got to continue to get better and get in tune with yada, yada.
So I'm in for like the first, I'm in for about 10 plays in the fourth game.
And the boy is playing well again.
I have like, legit, 10 plays, like five tackles and a tackle for loss.
I get injured on my tackle for loss.
Make this TFL.
A lineman falls on me.
Bust my ankle, ankle pops.
I immediately knew that, you know, they're either going to keep me on and get healthy on the roster.
They'll probably let me go because a couple other guys are hurting.
They're probably going to wait from to get back.
That's a purely a depth thing.
Purely a depth thing.
When I came in, like they had called the next day, we got MRIs and all that.
You know, they're probably like, hey, looks like a, you know, two, three week injury.
If you wanted to aggressively push, maybe two.
And I'm thinking of myself, all I asked the doc is, will I be able to play next week?
Because it was a Monday night game, so we had about 10 days.
Like, will I be able to play next week?
Because I know when the doc turns around and goes in the team meeting, all they're going to want to know is if I can play on the first game.
Right.
I think that was what my fate will be decided on.
on like uh very very doubtful so uh you know fast forward they call they release the boy i walk
in to get cut right and they just like comp man pointed my ankle like this is truly you know
just the nature of the beast it's only because of your ankle you've checked every box this
has been awesome but you know just know that whatever we settle on whatever settlement
injury settlement we agree on we have to wait three extra weeks like you know we would love
if the opportunity is right and the roads carls pass we'd love to have you back so think about that when you're trying to settle with the team because after i leave it's just up to your agent and the team to decide how long you're going to settle on an agreement the player tries to get as much as they can the team tries to get as much as they can right and it was kind of working out for me because they really liked me being there and they're like you know try try and come to something to where we can get you back possibly as quickly as possible right so we settled the boy came back here and
It was cool, man.
I really liked the Saints organization.
They run that shit right.
You can tell why they've been successful in the past.
They have a really good organization, man.
From the top down, they were awesome.
But it just, boy got unlucky, man.
Fell on the old boy's ankle.
And there's really just nothing you can do about it.
It's nothing mechanical that's going on.
You're just frustrated that you were playing well, you know, after what, nine months off?
And, you know, the plan was kind of going, like what we wanted, kind of not.
you know, I kind of wanted to be somewhere on OTAs just because you're on a team, you're kind of getting
camaraderie, yeah, because I love that shit, dude.
But like the wear and tear on your body, like we knew that I would probably sign a one-year minimum deal.
So it's like, okay, the thought process was I have a six-year resume and every coach who I've played
for knows who I am.
Any reference will be good.
I have a six-year resume that I'll just stand by.
And since I'm going to sign a one-year minimum, we can get a one-year minimum.
we can get a one-year minimum when somebody gets injured and they need somebody to come in and play.
Kind of like a, you know, bring a mercenary and bring a savvy vet in to play.
Compared to if I'm on a team in OTAs and training camp, I'm just putting not, I mean,
unnecessary wear and tear on my body when I knew I know the type of player that I was going to be in a front office's eyes.
It's going to be a death guy and a special teams guy.
And if somebody gets hurt, he can play.
He's got playing experience.
So why not sit back?
Train on my own.
keep the body healthy and wait toward the end of training camp when the injury rate plays into your hands
and a team brings you out so everything was working and then the old boy just kind of got a lucky man they just fall in the ankle and
you know now we're here shooting pods shooting pods yeah so that's kind of what happened man it was you know
it was cool though shitty deal shitty deal the good thing is you so we settled on a few weeks and the boy got a
accredited season and you know it's a low ankle injury that'll be 100%
And an easy injury to get over to where I'll be able to, I'm sure I'll be out there playing soon, very soon.
That 401K gets better too, right?
401K, you get the benefits, you get to plug everything in on the pension.
So it worked out, man.
You know, you'd like to be on a team from week one and on.
But just how it works.
Nature of the business, man.
That's the business, dude.
It's a business.
That's just the fucking business.
Just part of it.
Yeah.
What happens?
Someday times will cut me.
And I'll be 47.
Yeah.
He said, and I'll be 47.
Yep.
The good feeling vibe, though, is like, you know, you put good film on.
You know, every team out there kind of sees what you can do, like, getting there 48 hours ahead of time and producing.
So, like, right when I, you know, they put you on IR at the beginning of the year.
So everybody kind of thinks you're on IR.
And then when you officially get released and cut, which was like last a week and a half ago, we had a lot of traffic within 24 hours.
So it's like, it's a good feeling.
It's a good vibe.
We're in a good spot.
solid for the boys.
Yeah.
Solid for the boys.
And the boy turns 30 tomorrow, dude.
How do you feel?
Big 30, man.
Big 3-0.
I'd be devastated if I were you.
Like, how do you feel?
Honestly, I'm not that down about it.
I thought 29 was kind of worse than how I'm going to feel with 30.
Because this whole year I've kind of just said, oh, the boy's 30.
I'm kind of just used to saying 30.
I know I'm actually 30 tomorrow, but I don't feel that bad about it, dude.
You know of Hartburn?
He knees hurt.
Yeah, you know
You should start saying old people things now
You want to do a podcast today, you old sport
Old sport?
Yeah, dude, you're going to be old.
It's whatever
You know, the old boy, you know, his goal
When he first started
Play until 30
That was your goal?
That was a goal
You didn't want to play to your 10 years?
Well, I mean
So that was a goal
Ten years is like
Something in the back of your mind
You kind of see how you want to feel
Dude, honestly, and I know you joke on me about it,
but being like an undrafted dude and you start practice squad,
honestly, you don't fathom playing years anymore.
You're literally like, when I was going through my shit on practice squad,
you just kind of get beat to the ground.
They just use you on both sides of the ball.
And there's days where you're like, I don't care if I play more after this year.
Like, this has been such a grind mentally.
It's not that bad, huh?
It's just, it's bad to where you're like,
this might not happen that long for me.
And you kind of just come to the realization.
that maybe I won't get, it'd be dope to get to three and a half years,
the average career of an NFL player being three years.
It'd be dope to hit that and just know that I played an average career in the NFL.
And then when you're kind of racking up the years, you're kind of excited,
and then you go back to, oh, I wrote this down when I was 22 to Plato 30.
Yeah, what did you write down?
Do you remember what you wrote down?
Yeah, Play-Doh 30, make my first million by 27.
Okay.
And be able to pay for my first house and my first vehicle in cash.
Do you do all those?
That was old.
Yeah,
that was the old ones.
I think that's the one I had post-
You made a million.
You made a million before you returned 27, didn't you?
Right at 27.
Really?
Yeah.
Because you know how it is.
They tax you, bro.
No, no.
Well, I'm saying.
Nope.
I don't know.
I made that right away.
But I'm saying,
I'm saying you sign a $30 million deal and say your goal's $30 million.
You know, you get taxed them near half of it.
Yeah, yeah.
So all that, you know, all that was great.
But, yeah, you know, you hit that.
When you hit that goal, it's pretty dope to kind of see.
And then my goal,
going like when I was on the skins kind of playing and being a starter and captain yada yada
my next goal written down was play well enough to get a second contract three years at least nine
million dollars that was my goal to get you know when I came to the titans and signed a different
deal didn't hit that goal but that was one that I didn't hit yeah but yeah it was pretty dope
seeing that like the boy turns 30 and I could very well be playing this year you did it yeah
well you got a credit it's easy you technically yeah technically but you
You know how it is.
Yeah.
I'm stoked for you, dude.
Good fucking 30 years so far.
Next 30 years can be awesome.
Yeah.
This podcast will be okay for a while.
Isn't it wild that you train and you play?
So what, say first grade, let's just guess that's, we're seven years old in first
grade or eight years old.
That we've played like 20 years of our life for a career.
Or you play to like 22, 23 years old to have a career in the NFL.
And I know you're going to play a long time.
I know your goal is to play as long as you can.
But say for me or for guys that want to play the average,
for an average career in the NFL is three years, right?
Guys train and do football and think nothing about but the NFL and the dream,
get 22, 23, only to have a three-year career, right?
Yeah, that's crazy.
And then you have literally your entire life more than,
you haven't even lived half your life, hopefully at 26, 27,
to play, to put your mind towards something else.
when literally all you've thought about
is your dream since you were young.
Yeah, I mean, my thing was a little different
because I played football when I was in third grade.
I was a corner.
And then I didn't play again to high school.
That was a corner.
I was a fast to get on my team.
But I didn't play again until high school.
And then I was a nose tackle.
And I never really thought.
I never thought about going to the NFL.
I thought I was going to work instruction at a high school.
Yeah.
Because I was like, I was ready to grow up.
Still not ready.
But everything worked out.
Yeah.
So like I didn't.
You got some good people around you.
Once I, yeah, no doubt.
Shout out to the Arnold.
And Taylin.
Yeah, Talon.
And Will, the boy.
The Booth?
Yeah, the Booth?
Yeah, the Boat.
Yeah, the Woodfield, Gallagher.
Shout out to everybody.
But yeah, dude.
I didn't even really start thinking about the NFL until my senior year or going
into my senior year, my junior of what during spring ball.
Like, I got an offer from Utah State.
And I, like, I knew as well, that's what I knew.
In high school?
In high school.
But even in your mind before you got your scholarship,
you never thought like my dream was to play in the NFL.
No, I never had that dream.
I always had that, like people, like, you know,
when you became and become a senior, everyone's like,
well, what do you want to do with your life?
What do you want to, what do you want to go to college and do?
And I was like, I don't really feel like going to college.
I just want to do whatever.
I want to take a couple years, kind of just puts around, I guess.
I really did not have a plan.
I really didn't look past the day, you know.
I was hanging with the boys, having a good time,
chasing girls around, trying to get some Budweiser or some
Natural light.
Get some of them seltzers, dude.
Get some of them seltzers if I could.
Adelina lime mixer.
Yeah.
Dude,
what's it?
That one's it?
Every time, dude,
everything brings me a bit of time.
Aloha beach is broke the goddamn mic, dude.
It's okay.
Who cares, dude?
Look at that.
So yeah, dude,
that wasn't a huge goal of mine.
But as soon as I got a scholarship,
that was like the only goal of mine.
Right.
It's the only actual goal I've ever had.
So it's kind of, it's crazy.
It's not like,
well, I'm just going to film that.
And it was that easy.
I was like, as soon as I got a scholarship,
I was like, dude, I'm going to the NFL.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
The good thing is, fortunately, you took advantage.
Yeah, big things coming up, folks.
We got Spooktober coming up, man.
And I am so fucking excited.
You have no idea.
Dude, it's the best holiday of all time.
Next podcast you guys will hear will be about Spooktober, man.
It fires me up.
The whole thing fires me up because I just love it.
We got a merch line coming out for Spooktober too.
Let's go, dude.
We got a couple shirts, a couple hats.
We need you all the bodies going for the boys, dude.
Once it cools down a little bit because, dude,
It's mid-September, and it's 97.
We were driving our truck today, and it was like our truck.
We just have one.
We'll just have one truck now.
Because mine was gone.
We just carpool everywhere now, dude.
And it's 97 on the little thermometer, the truck thermometer, dude.
And I was like, there's no way.
This needs to hit the mid-70s in the next two weeks.
Need it.
Got to have it.
Yeah, people are asked for hoodies, man.
And it's like, fuck, it's still in the 90s out there.
So hot, dude.
I don't know if you want a hoodie yet.
So hot.
But anyway, whatever, dudes.
Guess what?
And as a Bush, we go Realty, you are the best.
You guys make this bus go around.
Well, not really.
We're going to make it go around.
But you guys definitely help us out getting that process started.
Get you some natural light seltzers.
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