Bussin' With The Boys - Deshaun Watson's Career Is In Jeopardy, Justin Fields Loves Coaching & Justin Herbert NEEDS A Win

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

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Ladies gentlemen, welcome back to another week of slips and picks 500. This show is officially present. Presented by Mugsy, the most comfortable jeans you will ever wear in your entire life. You'll ever wear them, boys. You get a little big, you get a little thick. Don't worry, they're going to stretch with you. As always, we're going to hit the bye, bye, bye segment. That is when one of us are going to give you a pick, and this is the one you're going to roll with.

This is one we're going to ride or die with. If there was a game of all games, this is that game. Gecko, we're going to start with you on your first bye-bye-bye-bye. If everybody can understand what's happened this season so far, your boy, Gecko is hitting that 57%. That is leading the way amongst us three. No disrespect to you over there, the mule. But can I pause for a second?

Go ahead. Can I pause for a second? I'm going to need an intern to come in here and just read off the records. I'm not sure it's 100% true. That this doesn't make sense right now. I'm going to need an intern to come in here. Hit the recap.

Hit the recap. Go ahead, Jeff. So it looks like in total, excuse me, for week two records, Chet's sitting at 10, 6 and 1, Gecko at 9. and one and the mule is an even seven and seven 500. The records after week two in total, Chet is sitting at 54.8% Gekko is 57.1%

and the mule is 48% winning percentage. So yeah, I don't know. All right, that's enough. Thank you. Thank you. A percentage matters. But it's 3% over years. That's compound interest.

That's six figures. That's six figures. That's six figures. Listen, there's no doubt that geckos a great start to the year. 57.1% is going to keep you making money weekend and week out during the NFL season. I will say this.

If you look at his history, front running type of guy. Front running type of guy. Mule, you need to explain yourself a little bit. Forty-eight percent. That is not that is not what we're giving to people. Hey, 48% doesn't matter because I got bitches on bitches on bitchies, oh,

bitch, yeah. You know, stick with me. I'll get you some. At 48%, you ain't got no rules right now. He's getting bitches on bitches of bitches. Pretty much. No, you're not, yeah, but you've got to be over 500 to make money in this league, brother. But look at my bets, though.

You're looking at the pumping dumps. Look at the bets. My last bet, that half, half time, full time, how much of the units did I bring in with that one? Couple units. How'd that Justin Jefferson work out for you? I stole that from you, so thank you, Gecko for giving me some bullshit. Hey, what do you tell me? That was Cuck City.

Listen, let's get the bye, bye, bye, Gecko, go ahead. Who we got? If I could get a few minutes of your time. We don't have. Shout out. I gotta stop saying. Shout out Mugsy. Comfortable.

You look good. You feel good. You feel good. You play good. You play good. They pay good. That's why they call me Mugs money. Here's what I got for you this week.

Vikings. It's at a pickum right now. It is at home. Vikings, they are two and oh without turnovers and drop balls. Kirk O is playing out of his mind. Look up the stats. Kirk Duggins is playing out of his mind and he has weapons. T.J. Hawkinson, Madison.

Justin Jefferson Who's number three Who's the second receiver? Addison. Addison? Addison. He's got them on. I'm telling you the Chargers

They are abysmal on defense Last in the league when it comes of defensive efficiency And they're giving up too many explosive plays And when they're giving up these explosive plays They're not blown coverages. They're just getting beat. What that does to a psyche to a defense

It hurts. Anytime that ball goes up Because they know Justin Jefferson is about to eat this week And those corners are going to get tried. I'm telling you, Vikings pick them, lock it in now, before it gets away from you like a fart in the win. May I remind you last week, Falcons, my bye-bye-bye was a Falcons money line. They were underdogs at the moment.

Sitting at plus 110. If you would have locked it in, they were sitting at plus 110. On game day, they became the favorites, and it became minus 105 or minus 110 or something like that. Lock this shit in. This is a guarantee. Vikings at home, pick them against the charges. Here's the information I'll give you.

Kirk Cousin, 700 yards in the first two games, six TVs, but they're still. Still 0 and 2 versus another Chargers offense that is elite as well. So it's a scary one. I'm sure when we get to the sell-s-s-sale-sell segment, you'll know what team I'm selling what games I'm selling, and it's going to be very similar to the one that's-go-in. You'd go ahead and give a thing. It's not about nuts.

It's about picking the best bets. A bye-bye-bye saying is a lock. We're going to get these people making money the right way quickly. Meal, what are we looking at, brother, for your bye-bye-bye-bye? Just like you said, Chad, I got to start winning, right? So now I'm going to go with these dolphins, minus six and a half versus the Broncos. They've been holding me down. I'm going to stick with the Dolphins.

You know, you got Tula Tyree, you got Wado over there doing anything. I know that office still going to be explosive against the fucking Russell Wilson Broncos, whatever you want to call them. Russell, you know, and Jerry, I don't think they can get it done this week. And I feel like the Dolphins is going to pull away with that. And I'm taking the line because I got to make it make sense. The money line is crazy. It's minus 280. I don't like it.

So I'm going to take the line minus $1.15 so I can make my client some units. Like I said, baby. What the fuck did you just say at the end there? What did you just say at the end? I'm taking the line. You're taking the line, but the line doesn't make sense, so I'm going to take the line. No, I said the money line don't make sense

because it's minus 280. So I'm taking the line. That's the spread. You're taking Dolphins minus six. Yeah, yeah. Dolphins minus six and a half. I will say this. I know I body back the Broncos.

They got a team. They're not messing with the time. Sean Payton is a hell of a coach getting them back on track. I don't know if I agree with that either. This week, if you're going to take any of these. This is the pick you're going to have to take. You're going to take Seahawks minus four and a half versus the Panthers. Let me give you a stat here real quick.

Gino Smith versus the Lions last week, 78% completion percentage, 328 yards passing, and three TDs versus the Lions who have a good defense. Bryce Young, small hands. He is a turnover machine. And if that fumble would have counted, that's chip-sack fumble, would have counted in the first series of the second half, that game is getting way more out of hand versus the Saints team that doesn't look like they're about to do shit this year.

The Saints? Brother. They're 2-0, but they're like a front-running 2-0. They're like a, they're going to fizzle out. Dude, their offense can't move the ball versus the Panthers. Yeah, they got a good defense. Like when I was to the Titans, he was like, yeah, Titans got a good defense historically, but Panthers, man, they can't move that ball anywhere.

But I want to know how you know. Cars got it. Cars have been putting up numbers. He's been putting up numbers. Look how many passes he's throwing over 15 yards. Not that many, dude. He's thinking, dunking him and eating up the time of possession. Let's get to the sell, sell, sell segment, because we need to move on.

Meal, I'm going to go with you on sell, sell, sell. Who you're taking, brother? I'm selling the Texans versus the Jaguars. That minus 9 is just a little too high for me. I don't really... You don't drive with that. You don't drive with it. I just don't fuck with him.

You know what I mean? And I'm not sure about the Texans this year. Don't get me wrong, they got C.J. Strud over there, and I think, you know, he can be great. But right now, you know, they're having some problems struggling. And the Jaguars, they looked at good, but they lost to Kansas City last week. And, you know, I'm just going to stay away from now. mine is nine.

I don't love that pick. Jaguars are going to beat their ass. You're going to beat their ass. Texans are not good. What do you got, Gekyll? Patriots, Jets. I don't like it. I just don't know who the Jets are right now.

Patriots, they seem like a tough ball club. They're a resilient bunch. I just have no clue what to make of this game. Zach Wilson, there's some optimism. There's some optimism inside myself that thinks like he could do something. The story. Yeah, the story. The movie.

But I don't like this game, man. I'm going to stay away from it. Patriots, Jets. What's the Patriots record right now? 0 and 2. 0 and 2. What's the Jets record right now? 1 in...

An injured 1 in 1 in 1. An injured 1 in 1 and 1. He played 2 snaps. 4. Oh, was it 4? Yeah, 75 seconds with the gameplay. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm saying, yeah, that's what you want to win the 14th around here.

They showed up and still beat a tough bills team. No, they did. And then they got shit on. Yeah, but we talked with them. is the bill's stuff, yeah. Yeah, because Aaron Rogers goes down. The bills are an electric team, but the bills, when they see Aaron Roger go down, they're discombobulated also.

Everyone was kind of fucked up, and the Jets just kind of took advantage of the situation, unfortunately. I don't think, I'm with you on this one. I don't know. What does kind of sell me a little bit, you see a press conference earlier this week, you see Bill Belichick walk up to the podium. What's he say? Jets week.

What questions do you have for me? And Bill Belichick doesn't say anything. That's about, that's like the most shit talking you'll ever see in your life by Bill Belch. Him just saying Jets week. So if I'm going to take a team there, I'm going to take the Patriots, but I digress. I'm going to sell Vikings versus Chargers. Here's the reasons why two very talented quarterbacks. There are both teams are O and two, and the defenses have a lot of talent that have underperformed. I just think it's a flip with the corn who's going to win this game, and I wouldn't be doing my clients a service telling you which one to pick at this time.

You get a couple more weeks down the road, I would feel a whole lot more comfortable about where to send you guys in this whole thing. We're going to take a quick break. And when we come back, we're going to do a bet the boys index parlay. Last week, last week what happened? Gecko, hit, chat, per usual. Hit, mule. Done.

And I, you better start, you better go to a pawn shop with that thing, brother, because you're going to need more money if you keep betting the way you have been betting. And that is all it is right now. We will be right back after these messages. Tired of wearing the same old bullshit? Not anymore. Mugsy, the most comfortable jeans, Ginos, and joggers ever. They stretch?

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Now, here's a deal. I'm going to give you a pick. Gecko's going to give you a pick. Mule's going to give you a pick. We're going to combine that into a parlay, and everybody on this panel is going to bet it. Last week, as I said before, we went into the break, it was absolutely catastrophic. Mule stole from Gecko and ended up getting fucked right in the ass. It didn't, literally Justin Jefferson.

Was it Thursday Night Football? It was Thursday night football, right? Justin Jefferson running towards the pylon, goes, gets hit, ball comes out, touch back for the Eagles. It literally would have fucking hit. But that just goes to show how close we are. They're giving you everything you need.

It might be karma. It might be karma, but we need good vibes. We need good vibes because it's going to be that type of week. This week is going to hit Meal. I need you to give me a layup, dude. I need you to give me that one that's for sure going to hit. What is your bet the boy's index parlay? I'm o' and two.

I need a layup, like he said. I'm going Christian McCaffrey, man. Anytime touchdown. The Great White Hope. The Great White Hope, man. He said it, the Great White Hope. Yeah, I'm going to go to the other side. So I'm going Christian McCaffrey.

Anytime touchdown, man, don't let me down. I'm going to be watching this game Thursday night. Getting that end zone, baby. So we can be doing this next week, baby. I don't know if you watch Bustin with the boys, but Christian McCaffrey is on their life. last week and he's got some legit choices in game day snacks after a game on the plane.

Fantastic. Very tasty. Very tasty. Gekko, where are you going, brother? I'm going to keep the theme with the Great White Hopes. I'm going to go, Kirkgo Thuggins, over one and a half touchdowns. Again, versus Chargers. They give up explosives every few plays. Kirkgo Thuggins, over one and a half touchdowns. Until he lets me down, we're riding with the boy.

That's exactly what is, because you are on his dick heavy right now. And I don't disagree with you because it's hit. You just wanted to say, you just wanted to like talk. But you are right in Kirk's Cock. There's no question about it. Have I missed? No, you haven't. But, brother, eventually it's going to come to roost.

Anyway, come to roost? I've said come a lot this episode. Yes. I've said that a lot. Not a cum shots. Horny. I guess. What was that?

What's your pick? I'm going to pack that in a little bit. I'm going to go with Brock Purdy. I'm going to go under. 230. 30.5 passing yards in the last two games. I think the most he had was 220 yards. He's got a bunch of aliens around him.

I think this game's going to get out of hand fast, playing against the Giants of the line being minus 10 and a half. They're going to be up. That second half of the second half, they're going to be running the ball a lot more. He's not going to have to throw the ball very much, and he's going to have under 230 yards. 230?

230? 230 and a half or 230? 230 and a half passing. Under, under, under. And if you're looking back, I bet the under on Jalen Hertz last week, that one also hit. I like that. You like that one?

I like that one. Good, after saying the last thing you just said to me, I didn't know if we were fighting or not. I don't know if we were in a bit of a deal. Let's get into our, we got another parlay, boys. We got another parlay, the easy team favorite fund. That is the E.T.F. Same thing goes, but this time we're going to pick teams. We're going to pick teams.

We're going to combine it together, and this is going to be where it's minus 160, minus 185. You stack them things together. Now you're looking at plus 110, plus 120. Those times say, get the tax out of your life. Get the tax to make as most money as possible with the easiest picks. Meal, I'm going to need to hear from you on your easy team favorite fund, brother. Can't wait to see how you change this one up.

I ain't changing shit now. Like you said, it's all about making units. So I got to make stuff makes sense. Look here, I'm taking the 49ers versus the Giants, and I'm taking the spread. And they're like, why are you not taking the money line? I know you guys like, why you just don't take the money line and just get the easy.

It's a very obvious reason why you don't get the money line. It's plus 456. That's why you don't take the money line. It's minus, minus, yes. That's why I'm not taking the money line. So I'm going to make it make sense for all my guys out there who's following the mule, because the mule gets it done, and we always want to come out studying. It doesn't get it done.

We don't get it done. We don't get it done. We're 7 and 7. Do you're 48 percent. How does 7 and 7 make sense? Two phenomenal numbers, by the way, but that's not, that's 50 percent. You were 7 and 7 this past week. Can we get the intern to count the units that we make it know?

Can they get the units? How much units are we got in the bank? Not the L's and Dubs, the units. So with that said, 49ers, baby. We go. By the way, 49ers, minus 10 and a half. We have to agree with this, and I disagree. I disagree with it too.

But here's what I'm going to do. Hang on, let me teach you a little something. Let me teach you a little something about how to mess with this. I'm not going to change the line. I'm not going to change the line. I ain't changing the line because I did that already. You ain't changing the line. You was just whispering before you had to go.

Oh, damn. You're going to stitch you. I go, I go, I go, yeah. I said, yeah. Because you're a pussy. I'm going to go, I'm going to go spread then. But look, look, Chiefs are at sitting at minus 12.5

right now against the Bears. The Bears, they suck. They're dead. They can pack it up and move on. But that line is high, minus 12 and a half. What I'm going to do is I'm going to manipulate the line a little bit.

I'm going to bring it down to minus six and a half to guarantee you a win so that way you can throw it into that easy team's favorites fund. That is how you take care of a line. I've done that before. Can I just tell you something? Can I just tell you something? There's a reason why Gecko and I are above 50%

because we think alike. The line for the Jags, Texans game is minus 9.5. I also do the same thing and manipulated that line. Jaggs are going to win. They might even win by more than 9.5 and a half. But this is an easy team favorite fun. Parlays usually don't hit any way. We've got to make it a lot easier.

I also move that line to minus 6 and a half because the Jags are going to win by 7. Now, if you're willing to change your number to minus 6.5 with the Niners, I will allow us to have this segment be presented by Mugsy. Because I was afraid when you started talking, I was like, there's no way I can allow to put Mugsy's name on this. But if you're willing to change it, I can put Mugsy's name on it. What's the, who knows the gain on that if I move it to $6.

It doesn't matter because it's a parlay. It's going to go into a parlay. We're going to get plus odds. I'll move the line. I'll tell you right now, Mug's money's taking Giants plus ten and a half. No, he not. I am too. You taking the Giants?

Yes, plus ten and a half. Emotional, come back when? That ain't going to happen. Trientis is garbage. They're not messing with the 49ers, hands down. I ain't saying, but I'm moving the line. I'm moving. Where are we at?

We have a favorite where we're at. Six and a half. You go minus six and a half. Yeah, minus six and a half. Minus six and a half. You cool with minus six and a half? Yeah, he can follow the crowd. Follow the crowd.

What do you mean? Follow the crowd. See, I started this, but then you jumped on my train, and now you started it. I'm the one who moved the line in the first place. You like giants. You like giants plus ten and a half. I like giants plus ten and a half. But that's my own personal.

Bring in the coin of destiny. Whoa, hang on. What I'm saying? He don't want that. He don't want that, though. The coin of destiny. I want 49ers minus six and a half. Oh, I thought you just said you wanted.

No. Oh, yes. Because I don't think they're going to cover 10 and a half. Yeah. So which one do you want to do? Yeah. Because we have to lie. Minus six and a half.

Yeah. Minus six and a half. So we're going minus six and a half? Yeah. So minus six and a half for you, minus six and a half for you and minus six and half for me. Okay, but look at here, if that don't hit, I'm blaming these two dudes. If that don't hit, what you mean? What happened last week?

What happened last week, Vikings Eagles? Did you manipulate the line? I did that go for you. I missed by three. I missed my three. We were plus seven. I know. I know.

I'm saying. But that was the line already. That was the Vegas line. Y'all didn't change. You got to be smarter than Vegas. There's the reason why they know these lines so well. Indeed. I'll give it to them.

I give it to them. I love it. So Easy Team Favorite Fund, presented by Mugsy's. We're going, Getco is going to go Chiefs minus six and a half. Correct? Yes. Mule is going Niners minus six and a half.

And I am. going Jaguars minus six and a half. There you have it. Easy teams favorite fun. That is... What's that? Plus 240. Hey, that's a hell of a move by an answer. Those three hits

that's plus 240. You like that. I like that. You like that. You like that. Let's fucking go, boys. Let's have a day. Listen, next coming up is maybe...

I hate to do this to our own show. Is this our least favorite segment coming up? Harper-Dell? Oh, fucking yeah. Yeah. I'm terrible. But you know the best way to win is the fight through adversity.

That is the only way to get through. Ladies and gentlemen, after this quick commercial break, we're going to be having the pump and dump segment. We will be back right after this. Guys, I'm about ideas. What are we doing for merch this week? Oh, I don't know. Dude, I actually have no idea.

Man, I wish there was just like a way we could get inside of the consumer's head. Whiskey and cigars on a polo. Yeah, just a way to like plant the seed inside their head. Dead hats, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants. Imagine if we could like hypnotize the customer. Buy our merch. Buy our merch.

Buy our merch. Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Slips and Picks 500. Our next segment is going to be the pump or dump segment. I'm going to give the boys to my left. Two teams, what are the points? Are they going to go over pumping that thing? Or are they going under, which is dumping that thing?

Guess who we're starting with? Mule? Mule? We're going to start with you on the tie-ins-browns. The points there is 39 and a half. Tateen's Browns, 39 and a half. 39-and-a-half. Think it's from A-to-B, brother.

Hey, Chubbs out. A gruesome injury. I'm going to keep an actual factual. I'm going to have the piggyback off the get-go. What you got, get-go? I appreciate you saying that just on national television. I'm going to let everybody know. got, Gicco?

Here's what I'm thinking. Titans Browns, eliminate the head, the body will follow. Chub is out. He was a heart and soul of that team. I think they struggle. I think the Titans eat them up. I don't think the Titans score a whole lot. I don't know what the score is going to be like, but I'm going under 39 and a half.

That's what I'm going. I'm following. I concur. Following? I concur. Isn't who Kreme Hunt is? He ain't signed yet, though. He went and took him.

workout with the Browns, right? He did. He said he's got, he has four. He signed? What was that? They're already sealed in. Cream Hunt knows the offense, knows what he's going to do. They're going to run the ball well.

They've got aliens on the outside. Deshawnie Watson is going to play well in this game. He's been playing bad. He's going to score enough points in this game. But here's where I think the big change in this season is going to happen. It's going to be at the Tennessee Titans. Tim Kelly, tip of the cap to you, brother. You are following an Arthur Smith's footsteps.

Your ingenuity. The way you're calling game. It is truly beautiful. And for that reason, that reason, I think you're gonna score 25 points this game, and it's up to the Browns to score the rest of them. I believe in my heart of hearts that y'all are gonna cover. I'm sorry, not cover, you guys are gonna go over in this game. So we got over from me and a couple of unders, a piggyback under that way.

Get a fucking backbone, brother. Get a backbone. Bad it is. You need to check the stats on this Brown's offense you're talking about. Yeah, but I think we're gonna play better. DeShon Watson is almost last. The only person who's worse than him right now is Zach Wilson in percentage. Well, I guess we'll see you next week on Titans Browns.

I'll just let you know. Next game is going to be Falcons at Lions, 46 and a half points. What do you think, Chad? What do I think? I think this game's going under. I think this game's going under. I think the Lions, they got good firepower on their offense. I just don't see them having a big bounce back like they did in the overtime loss versus Seattle.

I think the Falcons are a good football team, but they're a well-rounded football. team in all three phases. And for that reason, I think it's going to be a good solid football game. 46 and a half points is a lot of points. I'm going to go under in that game. Offense, offense, offense. Over.

I did not like the way you put your hand out like that. Over. I didn't like the way he did that. I don't sign off on him anymore. Falcons got offense. Lions got offense. It's going to be a shootout. I like this game.

You got coffee. You've gotten cocky in the Pump and Pump and Dump and a segment. Mule, I'm gonna put you in for over. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh my God.

The next game is gonna be Bill's at Commanders, 44 and a half points. Go ahead, Gecko. Tell me what you and the mule are gonna go. Over. Scary Terry, Brian Robinson, Howe's looking, he's looking in rhythm, E.B. best coordinator as it comes to in-game adjustments, I like this to be a high-scoring game. I do think the bills win this game,

but what I'm saying is I love the offense both ways. Over 44-5. Neil, what are you doing? Over. Why? Because Gecko said it over. Oh, you're rolling with me and over. I'm rolling all of them.

I'm going to see how this play out this week and then go make up my own decision. You did? I feel you. I understand me. I feel like there's some pressure there. But hey, it is pressure.

Pressure. I'm going to blame everything on you. We're all on the same page on that one, boys. Okay, good. Good. I'm going over as well. Next is going to be Saints at Packers, 42.6. Point six.

When has it ever been point six? Point five. Yeah, I know it is. Let's be better. 42.5 points. Get it right. Saints at Packers. What are we thinking, Meal?

I'm thinking. I'm thinking I'm going to, dump this game. Getco? You're going to dump this game. Yeah, I'm going to dump this game. 42 and a half, man. I don't fucking know.

Can I come in here? Let's just talk about it. Because I think the Packerson score a lot of points, and it is a scary game. I think their car is a lot better than people give them credit for. However, they're just not putting a whole lot of points on the board right now.

And they keep throwing these shallow crosses, and they're not going deep, which they have, Chris Olavé, they have a deep threat there, but they're just not doing it. Their run game's all right. The tackles are playing okay, protection. He's getting swallowed up here and there.

It just makes me nervous. I think the Packers will hold their end of the bargain. I just don't know about the Saints, and that scares me about this game, but I'm going to need an answer from you there. What are you going under? Is the running back back this week? Or the Saints?

Camara, whatever, come on? No, one more week. One more week. My first initial thought in this game, is under but I but the more I think about it the more I feel like the over might hit you think so I think it'll be more Packers and it'll be Saints I think so too you just said under dump I said under dump thank you my guy roll with that boy I'll dump as well we're gonna go under under across the board Cowboys at Carrels

43 and a half points is the number I will go first this is an over game it's a lot of points, but the Cowboys have covered and I've gone over in both of their first two weeks. They're playing great ball. Cardinals can put some points on the board, too. You saw them versus the Giants. They put up 21 in the first half. It's pretty impressive. I'm going to go over in this, 43 and a half.

Go ahead. You fucking, what are you guys got, dude? Go ahead. Nothing. Would you go here? Over? Yeah. I like that pick.

I'm going to, uh, let me see what my intern has to say. Intern. Time to put up or shut up. He is my lucky, my little lucky piece. My boy got his little elf with him. You'd be going over this week. And this is from last week. Appreciate you.

I love you, Mule. Yeah, love you too, baby. I treat the intern. We're pumping. We're pumping. We're pumping? Yeah, we're going over. All right.

And now, Neil, I'll put you down for a pump as well? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm riding the brain. You're a fucking something else, man. I swear to God. I've never seen someone bend the knee so fast. Steve was at later.

I mean, he just going to half points. We go it over or under. Pump or dumb. Steelers, Raiders. What's the points here? 43 and a half, I've already said it. But I'll go, I'll start here.

I'm going to go under on this one. And that's just from the heart. I didn't even have anything written down for this segment. That's just from the heart. Steelers, all right, not great. Raiders, they can put up points, but, you know, I just don't know.

I think the Raiders win this game. I will say that. I think the Raiders are going to win this game for sure, but 43 and a half points, I'm just not sure. So I'm going to go under. We're in Vegas. I like this game. I'm going over.

I'm pumping this one, like a super soaker. Pumping like a super soaker. And Mule, I'm assuming you're staying right behind them. No, no, no. I'm dumping this one. The Steelers are terrible. I'm dumping this game. They defense is like, they got like a,

like, JJ Watts is like a Ferrari in the hood. You know what I mean? Like, he shouldn't be there. I'll tell you. They keep sleeping on over there is Highsmith. Yes. Highsmith is a baller, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah, he is.

Should have made the Pro Bowl last year, huh? Should have made the Pro Bowl last year. No question about it. I'm dumping that game, though. No question. You're dumping. Yeah, that's the only one I'm not going to follow. This has been the most wild of the three pump or dump segments we've ever had.

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I'm going to start with Gecko this week. He seems like he's been leading the parade, especially to the man to his left. Let's see what you got, brother. What are you looking at for your underdog of the week? Colts plus eight against the Ravens. It doesn't matter to me which quarterback's in the game. I like Anthony Richardson. I also like, you know, you know, mention you mayhem.

Is it meant you madness or mens you mayhem? Yeah, that's all. So like, you know, you didn't fucking know who it was. Oh, I knew it was Gordon & Mitch. Yeah, but it took you a second. I was trying to think of his nickname. That's why I said, Mayhem or Maness. I was trying to figure it out.

Colts plus eight. Cults plus eight. Week one of the NFL season, the Ravens were more than 10-point favorites versus the Houston Texans. We all got scared of it. We all wanted to sell it. And it absolutely covered. I disagree with you. I think especially if Anthony Richardson doesn't play,

which he's probably not going to be in concussion protocol. I think the Ravens cover at minus 8. And the reason why is Mitch is a stud. But it didn't pan out in Jacksonville. It's not going to pan out at the Colts. Anthony Richardson has a unique talent. How athletic he is. He does just enough.

His number got called. He's out there postgame with his dad. It just means something to that motherfucker when he gets his opportunity. He knows he's going to be a film junkie. You see he's a way. He's not a film junkie. He's a Blaine Gabbardt type. Sit back and watch Daddy's spinning.

That is, that is it. Dude, you see, he's got a Foo Manchu mustache. He got a bus, great taste in buses, and then he renovated the whole thing and travel to the country. Dude, you got Wi-Fi? You got Wi-Fi in Arkansas? No!

You don't have Wi-Fi in Arkansas. The Ravens are going to cover this game. Do what you want, and I will say... Make sure that picks in there for him, Stephen. Yeah, make sure that picks in there for me. That's fine. Got to make a splash anyway. Get back above...

What, I'm down by 3% against you? That's nothing, brother. That's absolutely not. I'll go next. I'm gonna go, my underdog of the week is gonna be the Las Vegas Raiders. They're playing the Steelers. They're favorite. They're not. They favored to win that game.

Are they really? That must have to change because I have it right here. I have it right here. It says plus one and a half. You even, yeah. Money line, yeah. That's why I pick money line. Are the raiders?

Okay, first off, first off, intern, do not talk to me like the way you're talking to me right now. You say sir. You just say sir. You do got to know the game. You just say sir. I'm the only one who knows the game. Are the Raiders favorite? You could do a plus, you could do a plus.

Or minus two and a half? Oh yeah, because it's the underdog you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But picking, going your route is more fun. Yeah. If you wanted a favorite, or an underdog, you'd pick Steelers. List off underdogs for me real quick, and I'll fucking make something at a nothing.

It seems like we gotta go to commercial break. And see, nope, you just start listing them off from me. Go. All right, Atlanta, Troy, Atlanta, Underdog. Yes. No, keep going. No, keep going. Patriot, yes, jets, underdog.

No. Saints, Packers, Saints, Underdog. No. Panther Seahawks, Panthers Underdog. No. Cardinals, Cowboys. No. Chiefs Bears.

No. Eagles, bucks. Buck Underdog. Definitely no. What's the... Plus 170, money line. No. Definitely not.

Rams, Bengals. Oh, no. Yes. No, that was a good one. That's the game. That's my intern. Wow. That is it. I'm taking the Rams Money Line versus the Cincinnati Bengals.

Joe Burrow, re-agravated that calf injury he had from camp. He's come back. He's cut his hair. He looked like Sean Hunter from Boy Meets World. Now he's looking just, he's very handsome boy. Don't get a twisted. Very handsome boy. But the middle part was his superpower.

He needs to figure it out. He might not even play this way. And for those reasons, also people are sleeping on the Rams. That's a good football team. The NFC West is a solid, solid conference. And for those reasons and those reasons only because of all the homework I've already done this game, I'm going to give you the heat here, Rams Money Line versus the Bengals. Book it.

Mule. Buka. Who you got? I'm going Titans Money Line plus 135 against the Browns. Man, look, Ryan Tannenhill stepped it up in the second half, throwing the ball deep. We just got a fine turn. Trailing Berks, that man got open so many times we wasn't looking for him. They're going to play one-on-one against that dude until he show he can beat them guys

before they get off D-Hop. D-Hop is going to have two guys on the whole game, so we got to look for Trilin-Burks to make big plays, and I feel like he will against the Browns, and I'm excited. Get Derek Henry the ball as well. Just the group of guys they got on defense is going to be excited. I can't wait for this game. Like I said, I'm going Titans Money Line plus 135. I don't believe their underdogs.

But you know the stat, right? Yeah. No, what is it? Since 2018, 25 underdog victories by Mike Brable. No, I know. I can't believe that. And you know that shit's hung up in his fucking office.

I know it is. I can't believe the Browns are favored over the tight. I know. It's because the way they're playing. Well, it's minus four. It's crept down. And that is, to use Gecko's words, a fart in the win type game. You need to get on that the minute you see this.

You need to get on. Yeah. Hey, intern, go ahead and put down. Are you, uh, you're going to sign off on that as well? this isn't a fund I know it's not but I'm saying but you said I said I was taking Ravens over Colts I was taking Ravens cover you said make sure he's on that

are you going to make sure you're on the Titans on the show you're on Titans Money Line Yes I will also sign off on that So we're all three of us are taking Titans Money Line on that You got that in turn? Make sure you put two units down for me Not just one this time that's a fucking lock All right ladies and Jay

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I think they did great the first week. It's a boom or bust situation. Good luck with that. I wouldn't put a whole lot of money on it. That being said, you got anything? Comment. Mug's money. Can I touch that dough?

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