Bussin' With The Boys - Detroit & Jared Goff Are Not Frauds, The Eagles Can’t Stop Winning & McCaffrey Keeps Breaking Records

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

After one of the craziest weeks of the NFL season so far we only have one host that came out with a winning margin; William Gekko (Will Compton). The Mule (Delanie Walker) suffered his first losing week of the year but still has an incredible 60% overall win percentage and Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) is considering bad picks rehab after a 5-9 week. New week, new board, new picks. Teams are starting to separate themselves in the NFL into the contenders and pretenders categories which is leaving a lot of question marks over certain teams. Can Kirk Cousins keep producing without Justin Jefferson? He leads the league in the big time stats so how does that play into this weeks matchup against Jordan Love and the Packers. Will the San Francisco 49ers drop a third straight game as Brock Purdy enters the concussion protocol? Joe Burrow is slowly but surely turning back into Joe Cool for the Bengals which could cause problems for the 9ers. The Titans gave away one of their best players to the Philadelphia Eagles, so how will those teams fare in their first week with a new look? Is Patrick Mahomes officially unstoppable now that Travis Kelce has the power of the Swifties coursing through his veins? Be sure to stick around for the Penny Slips Parlays as we also look to offer you some ways to get your hands on some fast cash. You only lose if you quit. Leave a comment and let’s win some money this week boys.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We are so glad you joined us. Welcome to Slips and Picks. Bussing with the Boys presents Slips and Picks 500. Led by retired diamond-level network marketer, Chet Savage, money interpreter of the ear runner of William Gecko. Theodore the Mule Jenkins with diversity and failing college dropouts who get no hoes. The interns. You're watching the S&P 500, the stock market one. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to slips and picks.

I am your host, Chet Savage, to my left as will he get going to the left of him is Theodore Mule Jenkins. Before we get into the show today, before we do our buy or sell segment, we're going to have the interns look back at what happened last week. fellas thank you we're back here in the closet for the recap of week seven some good things and some bad things to note on good things willie gecko nine and five on the week his best record so far of the year impressive props to him the mule seven and eight not like the mule but you can't win every single week and the most disappointing factor of this past week was that chet went five and nine and typically we would be pretty upset with him he'd be earning a spot on the enemy list for probably two weeks But it's like your dad says, man, we're not mad. We're just disappointed. Back to you guys. I want to personally apologize to the interns. It's one thing if they come at me.

I can fight that. I can bat that. But when you disappoint somebody, it hurts that much more. It was a tough week for me going five and nine. After speaking pretty nasty to you, I actually was thinking about texting you about going to Bad Picks Anonymous. And I ended up not doing it.

Because like you were saying before the show, it's a marathon, not a race. You want to talk about your week? You're the big winner this week. I think the league is built for 50%. We're all sitting above 50% mule. He's still the king. He's still the man sitting on the throne right now.

But yeah, you know, a little humble pie. But it's all good. When you go to, what is it, Gamblers Anonymous? Yeah. They teach you. The very thing that discourages you is the thing that can develop you with the right mental, with the right mentality.

As long as you manage your emotions and stay focused, I'm excited to see you bounce back. I think it's a tough stat being 3 and 14 in games of the week over the last four weeks, but I think this week is a week. That is tough. It has been one. and three every single week.

Positive, man, you're very positive. That was nice. Yeah, we gotta get this thing pushing forward. We gotta keep the boys moving forward. You do you remember how the show ended last week? Yeah, I checked your tag. You're wearing a different shirt this week. I did.

That same shirt from last week was in my closet. I looked at that was great shirt. I'm not gonna wear their shirt this week. But it's bitch man. That's a one and three shirt. It's a one and three shirt. Yeah. I'm pretty sure this shirt went one and three, two.

And take it off. We're gonna be all right. We're gonna make it work. We're gonna make it work this week. Meal. But have you been sitting at top. of the mountain for a minute, dude. How's it feel up there? What's the climate like? Talk to us. Bada bing. Bada boom.

You dick. Me and my associates, we get units. I know I didn't go too great this week, but I got a cousin Vinnie. We're going to get it right. You had a losing record last week. You're still talking like you, you are him. I am. He's still a 59%. He's a 59%. Well, that's all we worry about. That's 59% on the season, but now we're getting in crunch time. Now we're getting the back out of October, November, December. I got a cousin Vinny. You got a cousin Vinny. You You got to get out of the club. You guys stop getting bottle service every weekend.

I got him cousin Vinny. How tall is cousin Vinny? He's a little shorter than Will 5, 5. A little short. Let's jump into our, what a perfect transition. Let's jump into our buy or sell segment. The first game we're going to look at is the Bengals. They are playing the Niners at the Niners.

The Niners are favored at minus five and a half right now. Who wants to start, boys? I know there's a lot of time we're getting a little nervous about starting. Let's start with you, Gecko. How are you feeling? Okay. I feel really good about this game. I know the Niners have dropped two.

That was a tough. Willie Gecko did say Vikings plus six and a half. Vikings not only covered, they won the game. I know the Niners are in a, you know, they've lost two. They've lost two in a row. But I think they'll be pissed off. I think they'll get everything corrected. Because for them to even lose this game,

they got to turn the ball over. Brock Purdy, 11 touchdowns, three interceptions. I think he will bounce back. The last two weeks been throwing muffins. Yeah. But to me, he's somebody who will learn. from his mistakes and they'll be able to operate because I think this is a time of possession game.

I think the only way they get beat is if they get gashed in the passing game where they're vulnerable. But Niners run offense. I think they keep it out of Joe Burroughs' hands and I like the Niners minus five and a half. Niners minus five and a half. I concur with that 49ers. If they get sent wounds back, Debo.

They didn't have their guys. They got hurt the week before when they lost this last week. I think if they get those guys back, the 49ers is running back on cylinders. So hopefully they can get Debo back. If they don't get Trent back, you know, we're going to need that left tackle to step up. That's why I felt like Brock Brody was kind of giving the ball up. Rob Brody. You know what I feel like he was just giving that ball up.

Well, there was a couple of that last series. There was a checkdown. He could have got like 20 yards and nothing. No one was covering him. And then he threw it right to the safety. I think he was watching Kirkland's deal out there. And he's like, I got a match his energy. He ain't no point.

I mean, he ran for the first time. He had his longest rushing yards, longest rush this season, or maybe ever. It was, what, 17 yards, 27 yards or something like that. He had 17 total yards rushing. I think that's a new high for him. That's a new high. He usually don't run the ball.

So you got to think about it. Is he shaky back there? Is he not trusting the O line? What's the issue? He misses a big key guy out there, Devo. Who's behind Trin? What's that dude's name? Because I was reading that he played well.

I was reading that he played well. entrance absence. But who's... But they could still play into the trustee at first. Who's the right end for the Vikings? Because I know Hunter... He plays in the left. No, Everson Griffin's...

He's in a mental decision now. He's out. He's 501. Jefferson Griffin, and he's still there? No, he's 5150. He's in a padded room, fighting for his life out there. It's a lot of linemen. D-Ly-Ly. He's doing that right now.

Easy, easy. I'm in danger. So I'm going to need you guys. Taylor's family could be in danger. Yes, I don't know what it is. with psychotic breaks, but usually that's what I get in the next. Where are you going with the Niners' Bengals? So when I was looking at this game,

I saw that the Niners, the last five times the Niners and the Bengals have played, the Niners have won the game. They're four and one against the Bengals. But the Niners are also one and four against the spread and one and four versus the over. Wow.

So I think we look back in the beginning of this season. That's a nice step. I put some work in this week. I think when you looked at the beginning of this year, we saw like Bengals, Joe Burrow, what are the boys going to do this week? High flying offense.

They're going to crush people and then the cath thing happened and then the whole conversation was Joe Burrow is he can to get healthy should we sit him until the biweek well not the biweek's already happened and they've been able to get a little more healthy I think this is when we see Joe Burrow fully come back to what he was get the start making the throws the way he's getting paid and for that reason I'm going to take bangles plus five oh you're going bangles I think the Niners win this game I think it's closer than we think and I think the Bengals pull out how about uh nineers average 35 points per game at home.

At home. Just FYI. The 3-0 at home average 35 points a game, and I think their defense keeps Burry. It takes Burry off the field. Takes Brody. Takes Brody. Takes Joe Brody off the field.

It's a hell of a defense. I think when I think about their offense and putting that many points on the board, like Debo's an absolute piece. Trent Williams is the best tackle in the entire NFL. George. Kittle had a great game last week. And so Kittle, CMC, those are some good guys,

our guys. But with you don't have D-Beebo, you don't have Trent. And you don't have Trent. It makes me feel a little more like those numbers aren't necessarily going to be there. Yeah. You know? And so that's where I'm going with that. But I like sitting alone in this thing because I do need to get this record up.

And it'd be nice to balance it out after last week. Let's at the next game. That's Rams are at the Cowboys. Cowboys are favored at minus six and a half. Miel, we're going to start with you on this one, brother. I'm going to have to go Cowboys. I think they're coming off a buy, right? The Cowboys are coming off a by.

What'd you be doing over there? The G-Ey, I'd say, Mule get in, and he was like, Oh, the boys in the back working right now. Yeah, boy, out there. A boy, I'm going to the field. Cowboys is coming off a by, I want to say. Yes.

They're coming off a by. I feel like they're going to be fresh. You got Dak, Prescott, got to play well. I think this is a game where he's got to step up and get back on track, get them Cowboys back in the talk. And they're playing against the Rams. That's three and four right now. Got to go, Cowboys.

You want a couple stats? Favorable for this body week? I like stats. See, stats, I say stats, I always lose. Favorable for Dallas. I'm going to let them say stats because every time I say a stat. But I think these stats are going to help your pick out. Okay, go ahead.

You're a field guy. 10 and 4 with a rest advantage since 2019. True. Against the spread. Against the spread. Two and one after a buy in their last three. That's perfect. So.

I just see, I coach, I got a cousin, Vinny, man. This shit works for me, man. Did Vinny tell you the same stats? Yeah. I love that. Let me do you one more. Let me. Let me, so I assume you're going Cowboys as well.

Maybe. When I started diving into this thing, I started looking everything against the spread. Cowboys are six and four in the last 10 meetings between the Rams. Against the spread, they're four and six, though. However, if you look back to September 30th, 2007, every game since then, every team that was favored to win, won by the spread. What's up? Was you even in the league? No.

Different teams, different coaches. You know, that's what? 2007, what? Since 2007. It's 2007. Every time these teams have played, whatever the spread was, the team that was favored to win,

won and won the spread. So you're taking the Cowboys? Huh? You're taking the Star? Yeah, I heard you the first time. I'm absolutely taking the Cowboys. Cowboys are favored. I didn't say the same thing.

Yeah, but you know what you did. Cowboys were minus six and a half. I'm taking the Cowboys minus six and a half. What do you got? Dallas Best in the League. Sorry, I just got off vacation after these units I went over the weekend. Dallas best in the league in time of possession.

One of the best past defenses in the league at home, but the Rams are good at home. This is a lot of points. The Rams are my fault. The Rams are good on the road. They're also 2-0 after a loss against a spread. They're also 2-0 against a spread as an away team. And when you look at Dallas being one of the best past defenses,

they've only faced the Giants. I mean, Daniel Jones, we know that. The Jets, Sack Wilson at that time was not very good. The Patriots, Mac Jones. Yeah. I had won a good game this year. Right. And they had a very close game that they won against the Chargers.

I like the Rams. I think the Rams are tough. Cooper Cup, Puka, rookie of the year. Like, offensive rookie of the year. I like the Rams, man. I like the Rams on the road. I think they come out swinging. And I like for them, whether or not they win the game, I think they cover those points.

I mean, that's good. I feel like that's good. It's just a tough week this week. Why are you so sad right now? You seem kind of down right now. He had a losing week? No, he went out last night. No, no, man.

He wouldn't have the juice like you. No, I'm just saying, it's just... Get this man. Get this man. Get him in the talk. He's been a tough week. He's been hitting the club and not the books. Yeah, you got to hit the books. No, it's been a tough week.

You know what I'm saying? Every time I pick the teams, that should win, they've been getting their ass busted. So, you know, I got to be careful. It's that main point of the season, do when the lulls happen. That is so true. They start drinking the Kool-in of how good they are,

how bad they are and how they need to be better, or they can throw it off the gas a little bit, and then all of a sudden this stuff happens. And we need your positive energy. People come to see the mule. People come to see the mule. You see the comment section in the show? Yeah.

The mule, the mule makes it. Meals everything. Mule is. But that's a lot. We are, hey, both of us know. I do have some recollection of that. You don't forget many of those. No.

But let's look at a... No, it's not. Let's unpack the rest of that. Delany Walt. No, I'm kidding. Let's do, let's go. Jags at the Steelers, the Jags are favored at minus three. I will start.

Against the spread, both these teams are five and five in the last ten. It makes you a little nervous. It makes you feel like it's a coin flip. Steelers are four and two against the spread this year. But the number one stat in this game, when Mike Tomlin Steelers are, the Mike Tom and Steelers are 15, 4, and 3 against the as underdogs at home. 15, 4, and 3.

It means the spread as underdogs. As home underdogs, they're 15 and... 154 and 3. 154 and 3 is home underdogs. Yeah. Okay. I talked to my boy, I got a cousin Jerry up in Chicago. Oh, okay.

Shot him at text last night. Yeah. All I said, Mike Tomlin, underdog at home, free money. Hmm. Text it again, follow the signs. Is he Irish? No, very much not. He's been as tall as you're of any.

He's been as tall as you've been here. That being said, you know, Jags were up big against the Saints. Saints started to come back. It looked like, you know, maybe the Saints would pull it off. Jags ended up winning that game.

They're underdogs. They're riding high right now. They're going to go into Steelers when the fourth quarter happens and they're playing Renegade. Oh, Mama, I'm a good song. That's a great song.

That's a great song. That's a joke is out there. I'm sorry. They're finally found it. That is the shit. Everyone's like, yo, this is history. This is tradition.

This is tradition. This is the Steel Curtin or whatever they used to call those boys. That's the shit that gets you fired up. Oh, yeah. And if you look at the way the Jax has played him against the past, it's not too great. So I will go Steelers plus three in this game. Goethe. Jeez.

It's just a tough game. I feel like Steelers have been playing good ball as of late. I mean, they beat the Rams. I think the Rams are a good team. T.J. Watt, I mean. Dog. Dog. Is he defensive player of the year right now?

Yeah. Miles Garrett. Miles Gary. He's a savage, too. Who won it last year? Was that TJ? TJ won it last year. Did he win it last year?

I think he did. Man, Miles Garrett, man, that both of them are playing their asses. If you're looking at just walk off the bus, you're taking Miles 10. I'm taking Miles 10 out of 10. He's a cocking. I'm going with Jags.

Four game winning street. Three and O'O on the road. They have a top five run game. And outside of that, Trevor Lawrence, Calvin Ridley, Christian Kirk. I mean, Evan Ingram. Kirkman coming on. Zay Jones.

He's coming on. Yeah. Yeah. He became basically the number one. Yeah. Calvin Ridley's not really, he wasn't getting a whole lot of targets last week. But they have so many ways to beat you.

I know. And I think Engram's really good as a receiving tie-in. He's starting to show up. Yes, bro. Jay Jones is out with the knee, but I don't think that matters. I think that they continue their streak, man. Jags are playing tough ball right now. I like the Jags.

You know what I think a good player prop in this game is? Naji Harris over receptions. He saw it last week with Alvin Kamara. Alvin Kamar was like four and a half. I know they're two completely different players, but checkdown cities were there all the time. Jaggers were very worried about the deep threat situations. I think Najee might be looking at a situation.

He catches the over. I don't know what his attempts are. Put him in the player parlay. You feel that good about it? No, no, no. You saw him taking the player pole. We're going to be. I got the, I'm going to take the Jaguars, the minus three.

Hey, you, you said something good. I know playing in the Steelers Stadium is just really hard to play there. That field is terrible. It's the high grass. The fans would cuss you. like a dog, they know your mom name, they probably been to her house. You know, they said all type of crazy shit, right? Yeah.

When they out there. What did they say to you? They didn't call you the word? Oh yeah. They called you the word? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The little boy was like, five years old.

He was like, . And the dad's like, good job, son. You're lying. I swear to God, the dad was like, good job, son. No, he did not. Man, I promise you, bro. I'm looked at it. I'm like, god damn.

That is the most, like, new, reaction also. A little five-year-old boy ripping off a hard end. And he just go, whoa, that's wild. It goes back to both score a touchdown. Straight up. What was the last time he played the Steelers? There's a night football in those smurf uniforms? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we looked at terrible. Tough, tough one. Antonio Brown, helmet catch.

Helmet catch. God. Oh, he destroyed us. Destroyed us. It was like Bagh, bag, bag, dag, bombs. Beams. Bean, beam, well, maybe not the climate for that right now. Yeah, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, I, but, but, But he threw a lot of touchdowns in that game. Is there anything else we want to hit this game before we go Eagles commanders? No, I love it. I love all of our picture.

Yeah, that was perfect. Eagles. Cover the whole board. We'll cover the whole board. We got it all. Eagles are favored minus six and a half at the commanders right now. I know this game is near and dear to your heart, Gecko. We're going to start with you in this one.

Talk to us, baby. It really is. And it sads me because I think the Eagles are mad right now. now. And the Eagles are playing very good football. Very well. Six and one. But what happened to us? I mean, they have, I know that, yeah, Washington got them, which I think is what's going to play into them being pissed off going into this game.

Because you look at the other, you look at who else Washington has beat. The Cardinals, the Broncos, when we thought the Broncos were, okay, you know, that's second, a week two win. This is a big win. Yeah. And they're only other wins against the Falcons. And Ritter's through three picks that game. Yeah. And they're not playing Ritter.

They're playing Jalen Hertz. who takes care of the football. I mean, they're a well-oiled machine. My man, Sloth. It is at Washington? The home I built. Eagles, minus six and a half. I hate to say it.

I hate to say it. I hate to say it. You know it pains me. Because I believe, what was it, that week three or four, when they played, you took commanders, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah.

And you got that. Because then, too, like commanders, again, they're two wins at the time. Like, they're not sitting where they are right now. Like, the commanders have lost the giants who, now Giants have a little bit of life for whatever reason. And then they got mopped by the Bears.

By the Bears. And then when they play good teams, I mean, the Eagles they did, they almost got that one. But the bills, they got mopped by the bills. I just, I don't know. This is, again, I'm scared about this one. I think the Eagles are mad. Eagles minus six. Who's playing for the Mariners this week?

What do you mean? Who's playing what? Still Sam Howell? I think. Yeah, yeah. He's not bad. He's not bad. But he started, the first two games, you're like, yo, we kind of, they might have somebody over there.

New ownership. They got a little more excitement. He's kind of dishing out a little bit. He's got some pocket presents. He can get out of the pocket and move a little bit. Go ahead. What are you going to say? Jack, look this up.

I want to say how might be the most sat quarterback in the league. That's true. I think I saw that. That's what I'm saying. It's not that he's a bad quarterback. I just think that they're struggling to protect him. And that eagle's front, I just... Man, they're throwing blitzes after blitzes after, man.

I know. So I don't hate that you're taking the Eagles. But I will tell you this. Tell me something good. Like, it's not good. The last three out of four against the Eagles, Washington's covered against the spread. And so that makes me a little bit nervous.

But... That's good. That's good. Why is that? Washington could cover. You just said the Eagles. No, I know, I know. But you know my heart is near and dear. Like, I'm trying to...

Oh, this is a win-win for you. This is a win-win. It's a win-win, but I'm trying to play this game for the clientele for the people objectively, as objectively as I can. You try to make the unit. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to help. People are going to look at this game and be like,

oh, well, you saw how close the commanders play the Eagles last time. It went to overtime. She'd have gone for two. Yeah. They literally could have won that game. Yeah. And then, but I think the Eagles are finally finding themselves and getting into that

mid-season form. So I will also be going with the Eagles at minus six. We know where you're right. You write favorites, I think, every time. You damn right. The record speak for themselves. We're going to take a quick commercial break. When we come back, we're going to talk about.

our parlay section, our ETFFs, and our Bet the Boys Index Parlay. Let's take a little break for some spooky messages. Maybe the last one, right? Maybe. Spook's over it. Yeah, it is. Well, not really.

I love that commercial too. Because Hutton houses don't stop until November 12, maybe. Dog, I love you so much. That's a great optimism. And they also start, like, the last week of September as well. So they try to, they try to embrace a spook a little too long. They don't do it for only,

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A little spooky after that commercial? Get you a little nervous? How about the size of that broomstick on that guy? I know. The more tan one. Leave comments. Talk about it. Talk about what you think.

What size you think he is? Throw a pumpkin in the chat. And as we get into that, we are going to talk parley's voice. Like I said it in the beginning of the show, for those of you who are just joining us now, we're going to start with the bet the boys index parley. What that is is the three of us are going to take player prop bets. We're going to put them together. We're going to feel real confident about it.

We're going to have some research for you to feel also comfortable placing it in your sports book. And hopefully, we don't make units, units. Not hopefully. We're going to make units this week. We're going to make units this week. Last week, Chet, Dub. Gecko, dub. Newell.

I feel like if you have a weak spot, it is to bet the boys parley. It's always that. Your strong suit is buy and sell. Yeah, this shit here, because I'd stop doing Great White Hope, when I had the Great White Hope, never lost. Well, don't worry, he's making a comeback this week. Yeah, I've got to, like, last week I texted the boys that said, oh, my white boy Parlay hit on Monday night.

It was Hawkinson, Kittle, and CMC. I know. I feel bad about that. That was when I did right before, and I was like, I did right before in the hit. But you need into that white boy parlay. They take care of business. I'm going back to the white boy. I was trying to go back to my fellow brother men, and they're letting me down.

Who you going to? Well, we might as well start with you. Bet the boys index parlay. I'm going to Josh Allen over one and a half TDs. Look, he only had two games where he didn't go over two touchdowns, six games where he went over two touchdowns. I say this is a game he gets that done in. I'm just saying, man. I think you guys got to feel that.

I know y'all are going to like that, man. And they're playing the Buccaneers. So people got to get this one in quick. Yeah. Because it's Thursday night. Yeah. Hmm. Thursday night.

Do you want me to go? No, I'm just thinking if I want the meal to change his because it is Thursday night. It is a Thursday night football game. You did that last week, though. And after the show, I was like, hey, if we could stay away Thursdays and Thursday night. Yeah, I know, I know. But, dude, let's also talk about accountability.

Let's not point fingers. No, I'm not pointing fingers. You know, I mean. You said you did it last week, and you pointed all your fingers on it. Oh, true. Yeah, I just did that. Who do you like to sniff the end zone or over one and a half? Maybe Trevor Lawrence.

You like the Jags, yeah? Trevor Lawrence could be a good. We could go QBs. We could do a QB parlay. Trevor Lawrence at Pittsburgh over one and a half touchdowns over the that we just talked about. You know what I like? I like Brock Purdy over one interception or a point,

a half an interception. No, I'm not taking it. The last two weeks is that team? That's true, but he's only, I mean, he's 11 touchdowns of three interceptions. I think he'll bounce back. And to root for interception, I like. No, I do like rooting against quarterbacks. I did Russell Wilson a couple weeks ago in that hit.

I have to see. I would have to do my research on Trevor Lawrence and see what is. Go ahead and think about it. Go and think about it. We'll come back to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm going, I'm going to, I'm going Kirkgo. Kirk Othuggins

The dude is bawling He was dicing him up If people talk about Okay If you talk about him in the MVP race Well he's He only does it because of Justin

Justin Jefferson I mean he's lighting it up Without JJ right now Addison is essentially Justin Jefferson He's number two Similar he is similar To Justin Jefferson They're built strunny

They've got their shoulders Going forward And they just get out of there Second and pass yards In the league First and touchdowns 16 touchdowns the 4 Kirk O'Duggins over one and a half touchdowns this weekend.

Book it. Y'all think he better than Josh Allen? Kirk, right now, yes. Yes. Playing right now, yes. Oh, my God. Love Josh Allen. I'm not saying, do I think he's like if I'm drafting somebody, who am I drafted?

Maybe Kirk Johnson. But I'm probably taking Josh Allen. Yeah. But I'm saying playing this year right now, NFL 2023, Kirk Cousins is out playing Josh Allen. And if the Vikings is playing who right now? Who they playing this week? Packers.

Mm. You don't like that pick? Is that what you're trying to say? No, no, I'm trying to say, y'all don't like my Josh Island pick over the Kirkmo pick. He's fighting his own battles. No, y'all is going to tell me, Kirk is going to get two touchdowns over Josh Allen. Timeout, timeout. Here's what I will say.

I like the Josh Allen over one and I have. Yeah. Because I think he's a great quarterback. Phenomenal. But if we're talking. He's been playing great. He's been playing. Recent weeks.

They just need to figure out their identity. They're struggling right now on. But he's going to show up. They took an L. They just took an L. They're going to show up. And it's not that. I said we don't like the Josh Allen pick it.

Like, I like the Josh Allen pick. For me, it's you're doing a Thursday night pick. Like the way this show is, we operate on the weekend. Okay, I get what you said. Well, damn, man. That's why I like Trevor Lawrence, because he was a backup one. Let me just take Trevor's Lawrence over one and a half touchdown. So Trevor Lawrence, over one and a half.

Kirk Couss over one and a half. Christian McCaffrey, anytime touchdown. He's done it 16 weeks in a row. You got to follow the pattern. Sometimes he'll be like a school kid and just see the pattern and be like, he's going to do that. Let him mess up before we rethinking. Yeah, it's like we had a,

He's showing us so much of trust. We just got to let him go do his thing. We feel good about that? Yeah. Love it. All right. Let's jump to ETFFs. That's easy team, favorite fun.

We're going to pick teams. We're going to tease the line. We're going to make it a lot easier for you with the favorites. Put it into a parlay for you. Walk away with a bunch of units. Gecko, let's start with you, brother. I always start with you. Let's start with Mule.

Texans. Got it. Texans money line. I like them. I know it's at Carolina, but I don't think Carolina is a good football team this year. I think they might have the right foundation in place, like the way that they're thinking,

trying to build around Bryce. I just don't think they got it this year. I'm taking the Texas because I think the Texas are awesome. CJ Stroud came on Bustin with the boys, and I'm a believer that he's going to be the face of the franchise. Yeah, he was very, very piecey. He did a good job of keeping all the questions, taking the questions and not giving any bulletin board material.

Did a good job with that. Yeah, he's a stud. He's a stud. I'm excited to see picks one and two go after it as well. I don't know who the last ones were. I'm pretty sure it was Mariotta and James Winston. know how that turned out. The number two of one.

So that plays in your favors if you're looking at stats. Mule, who you got? Dolphins. But I'm moving the line to minus six and a half, minus six and a half. Just because I just want to make sure I take this L.

I mean, take this. Uh-oh. Late night. Late night. Late night. Late night. Okay. What do you want to think?

You got to let the star player. Hey, no question. Let him do his stay. Unless he starts dropping weeks, then it's okay. I'm not going to drop weeks, though. You just got a little. Let me smell your breath. Let me smell your breath.

Drunk can't work. No, I was just fucking. I'm taking the dolphins, moving the line to six and a half. I like that pick. I think Patriots, they got a little, they did have a big win, but I think they're going to get right back in their place in Miami.

They're at the Dolphins, so. Yeah. I'm going to go Chiefs money line in this thing. The reason why I'm going money line and not moving the line down to three and a half or six and a half is because Patrick Holmes is 28 and 3 versus the AFC West. He's 12 and 0 versus Denver.

However, against Denver, the last 10, he's 5 and 5 against the spread. What if we could talk you into it, 2 and a half? Field goal, we're talking field goal. Don't talk me into it. Talk to people into it. Tell me why. I just think, I think the chiefs take care of business.

You just want it. But didn't they barely beat the Broncos? They're playing good defense. They play good defense. And their offense are starting to find their identity. They're starting to come around to find their identity. But it's a bad Denver defense.

But they barely beat them, no, didn't they? The last game was 13-7? Yeah. But again, they weren't scoring a whole lot. I think that's why I'm saying they're finding their identity right now. Kind of looking back at the Eagles. We do my last week. They've found themselves a little bit more.

Yeah. Yeah. But T. Swift's not going to be there. That is big. That is big. But I think the moment right now is, I think the momentum right now is favorable for that whole relationship. I think it's in a good spot.

They're not in a proven stage anymore. All right. They're in and earned it. They're in a fucking right now. You think so? Oh, definitely. Literally when we started the show, you said, she breaks up all the time if she don't fuck.

She doesn't give up that ass. She got to give it to him. She's giving it up. You think so? Yeah, you're my favorite. What makes you say that? I love it. You can't?

Hey, yeah, yeah, we love it. Minutes two and a half? E-T-F-S, yeah. All right. Chiefs minus two and a half. Dolphins minus six and a half Texans money line versus the Panthers We're gonna take a quick commercial break

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Mule, we're going to start with you in this one. It's Vikings at the Packers. Three and O last week. I know. Three and O last week. Damn. You got to feel good about that. I do.

We need to get your confidence back. I do, but this is this game. 42 and a half. 42 and a half is the points. I'm going to dump it. Okay. Dumping it. That's it.

I just, I think the Vikings are going to put points on the board because Kirk, Duggins. Duggins. And then Jordan Love, he just, too lovable. You're not going to put any points out there. Too lovable. Too lovable. I'm riding.

I'm three and O last week. I went all undersed. That understat is still sitting in my brain. And I agree, I think the Vikings score, and I think they handle the Packers. And Packers might have a little turmoil building in Green Bay. I like the under, under 42. Vikings are...

Dump, dump, dump. Dump. Vikings are in the last 10, Three and seven versus the over. Packers are four and six versus the over as well. So it's looking like a for sure dump game. Here's what I will say, though, head to head. Packers, Vikings, the last 10, they're six and four versus the over,

which makes you a little bit nervous, which is weird too. In conference games, usually the defense is knowing to play each other a little bit better. So you ride in the percentage? I'm going to run it. I'm going to ignore that last stat. I'm going to go with the first two stats. But if you look at the last 10, overwin six of the 10 times.

However, six and four. Don't. You don't like my stats? No, I like the stats. I like the stats. But I thought you were writing the stats. I'm riding the stats. That is two to one.

So do you... It's two to one right now. Do you love your stats? Do you love your stats? I love your stats. Then love the pick. I love the stats. I'm just telling you, I'm taking the under.

I'm just telling you, these two stats are saying, let me down. However, there's this one little... It's like Super Troopers. When they go and the guys wearing the, the bulletproof cup. And he's like, he's like, how you shooting today? And he holds up the little, uh, the little paper with the guy on it.

And there's like a bunch of shots right in the chest, but there's one right in the neck. He's like, well, what about that one? He goes, I don't worry about that one. That's where I'm saying, hey, don't worry about that little stat. These other two stats are going to help you out. Dump. Dump. Dump.

All three of us are dumping. This one seems like a, an easy one. But Titans versus the Falcons. Seems like it. Yeah, but the number is 36 and a half. This could very well be Minnesota versus Iowa. Very well could be. Yeah.

But, but. 19 to 12 last week. And the first break, who were you talking about? Just left the Titans. Bier, man, Kevin Byer. That's KBeezy. To me, to me, it's, I'm happy for him. Happy for KB.

Yeah, I'm happy for KB. Yeah, he's going to the Eagles. They're doing really well right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, God damn. The business relationship between the Eagles and the Titans is very, uh, how it's bountiful. And it seems right now it seems more so for the Eagles.

But, but, I mean, we got. In the end game, two-tone blue's going to get it back. Yeah, I mean, we got two-pits. Fitton-6-round pick. You never know. Diamond in the rough. Kevin came from there.

I came from a six-round draft pick. Kevin, fifth-round draft pick. I mean, they find him. That's the confidence I'm looking for in the show. I like that. You find him. You just switched me just like that. Yeah, you find him.

And also, AJ Brown. But you got to take, like, the AJ Brown thing. Would he be getting those stats if he was in Tennessee? No. He'd be getting stats. He'd be getting stats. But he wouldn't be leading the league. and he's in conversation with Calvin Johnson.

I don't think he's getting that type of thing. What is this? For DeAndre Hopkins, Jeffrey Simmons, and Derek Henry to be an eagle by the end of the week. No, don't say that. Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey. Jeff's got to build. Jeff's got to be recruiting.

He's got to be out there. He's got to be on offense with bringing people in Tennessee. Because he's in Tennessee forever. Not the best people person, but hell of a ball player. They're going to build around Jeff. The defense now, getting ready to KB, now that just tells me they're building around Jeff. That's just real it is.

And their defense, I mean, Let's talk the points for the sake of time. Let's talk. Titans, Falcons, 36 and a half points, Gecko. I don't know. I'm going to push this one over to Mule right now. Miel? Man, this is a tough one, but I...

The toughest game of the week right here. I'm going to say under. Dump. Mule? I'm going to pump. All right. This is an obvious dump game. obvious dumb games.

Yes. Tell us more. Falcons are one in six against the points, against the over, and Tennessee is one in five. Yeah, but it's this season. That's this season. Yeah, but this legend's game. You're going to be out there.

Arthur is finally going against fucking Vrabble. Ah, used to work for him. Art one of putting. That is. That's your boy, too. Hey, that's my dude. I love Art. I just feel like, and I feel like the Falcons is coming along.

I feel like they're coming along. They're putting points on the board. I think we're going to run the shit out of Derek because, like you said, Derek could be on the top block. I hate to say that, you my dog. I didn't say that. They got a train.

Yeah, so I feel like they're going to try to run the shit out of them. Until, you know, they can try to make something shake. I think they have a week. Yep, about a week. They got Halloween, right? So you're going pump and you're going dumb. Yeah. And you're going dump.

Yeah, I'm dumb. Dump, dump, dump. Patriots at Dolphins. The points in that game is 47. Ooh. And a half. Meal. No, man.

It's going to y'all. Give me the pump. Give me the pump. Patriots last week show up a little bit. Dolphins score a lot just because of the dolphins. Patriots don't have the best defense. They're in Miami. But let's say the Patriots make it spicy, and that offense keeps up a little bit

because dolphins have shown that they can give up points. Let's go pump. I'm going pump. I'm going to go dump on this one. Patriots, they showed up last week, obviously. I just think if the points are going to be scored, It's going to be scored by the dolphins. I don't think the Patriots are going to score a whole lot of points.

And 47 a half is enough for me to feel comfortable about going dump in this situation. Mule. Pump. So we had two pumps in a dump. Three and O. You went three in a less way. We went three dumps. Yeah.

You just went two pumps, didn't you? Yeah, I know. Yeah, I did go two pumps there. But listen, I'm trying to see the field. It's fun to root for touchdowns. It's fun to root for touchdowns. We're going to take, I hope you guys are having fun. You guys having fun?

I'm having a great time. I hope people leave come and say, this is a great time. This is a nice little vibe here. Yeah. And it's nice, too, to see you and me picking up the mule right now when he's got a little red in those eyes. Yeah. A little sleepy, little droopy.

So we're going to take a quick commercial break. Check out some more merch. And then after that, what? Dogs. We're going to not do that. Underdogs. Underdogs. Under dogs.

Under dogs. Dogs. Dogs segment. Let's go. Chet, you go first. Okay, I'll go first. I'm going to take the Titans plus three against the Falcons. Mike Rable after a biweek is 5-0 against the spread.

They're wearing the Oilers uniforms this week. Boney Dump. Call me a Homer. Don't bet it. You don't have to. My heart is where it is. Titans. Titans plus three.

Don't laugh for me. I just thought literally just before I accidentally went to a commercial break, I talked about how nice we all been. Yeah. We took a little fun banter. Bears plus nine. I like them against the Chargers. I think the Chargers, there's some shit going on there right now. They give up a lot of points.

I like the quarterback. Tyson. Badget. Tyson Badgett. Thank you, Big Miss. D2 Heisman. D2 Heisman. And I like I like him. I like Tyson. I like his father. He can fucking, he can come get it any day of the week. I'm bus with the boys. I would get one with him. No, no, not against you. Not again. I'm not warmed up. I got a warm up.

Fair enough. You go. You see L.C.L. You see L.A. I get it. I saw you. Bears, plus nine. I like them. Even at L.A. I think that they're finding a little bit of a little bit of passion and momentum in Chicago. Question real quick. Hey, where'd Badgett, go to school? What's his name? What's the school? Shepherd?

Shepherd. Shepherd. No, we're better than them. I don't know. He was like the Heisman. Of D-2. Look at the mules right now. We're 7 and 1.

Untouchable right now, baby. I'll be at the game. November 4th. See me there. The mule. The mule. The mule. I finally figured out the origin story of the meal now.

I know, right? I get it. I literally just right now. Who's your underdog? Giants, baby. Money line. Plus one-30. Against the Jets?

Against the Jets? Yes. That's an L. Y'all don't think that can happen? I mean, it can happen, of course. I think the Jets are nice. I think the Jets are nice. I think the Jets are nice.

Tyre, he's been doing this thing. Breece Hall. Garrett Wilson. Zach Wilson. Who? Who? Zach Wilson. I'm talking about who?

Mormon? Mormon and Horny. Soaking. I love those. I love those. You like that one? Yeah. I just love the conference.

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Raiders. They're playing where? Detroit Lions. Lions favored by 8.5. The points in that game is 45 and a half. Meal. What you got? Lions. Under. Lions.

Lions plus the under. Lions, minus 8.5, and the under. I don't like the minus 8.5, but I'm going to take it and then I'm going to take the under. Well, you're going to put that in a little too late? Are you going to just flash me? My fault. These things are Ryan. Not lions.

That sack works. Especially those shorts? I think, yeah, it was a moose knuckle. Yeah, there was a moose knuckle. Yeah, no, impressive. Thank you. Oh, no, it's small. Okay, go ahead.

Actually, you know what, never mind. Do you want to just take Lions minus six and a half plus the under, put that in a two leg? Yes, indeed. Let's do it. Can we get the odds on that in a second? All right, I'm going to go Lions minus eight and a half, and I also like the under. The Raiders have failed to score 20 points in nine of their last 10. They lost in Chicago last week.

As much as I love the story of the D2 quarterback in Tyson. Tyson what? Badgent. Tyler? Tyler? I thought it was Tyson. Tyson's way better than Tyler. We'll just call him Tyson.

Yeah, Mike Tyson Badgett. They lost to Chicago. I think the Raiders, I think they're struggling. I like Lions, minus eight and a half, and I like the under. Plus 130. Plus 130 on the meal? That's all right. I'm going to go the Lions as well.

I'm going to take them at minus 8.46. I'm going to take them at minus 8.5. And I'm also going to take the under in that game. Here's why they get destroyed by the Ravens. We talked about it last week. We not talk about on that airplane Chicago. Yeah. How the lions, everyone's putting the lions at like top one or two in the NFC.

Look at them, look how well are they done. They drank the Kool-Aid and they got humbled, big time by the Ravens. This is when that coaching staff, that culture really comes into play. You're going to see them win this game by eight and a half, and I do believe that under is going to hit because... So you're going minus eight and a under and then you told him to go... I'm going to go minus six. Well, he said, I don't like eight and a half. I was like eight and a half.

I was going to help you out. line. I got you. Yeah, this is a mouse getting thrown into a snake pit. I hope so. That's what we hope. That's what we hope. Because I like that the lines are good. It fires me up that they're good. But they shit the bed against the Ravens. It's just, I had to turn the game. I couldn't even finish it. It was terrible. Well, I think the TV did it for me. It was like, at this point, we're going to move to a more exciting game. Did they not do that on the TV? They literally did that on the TV, brad. Gentlemen, I want to thank all of you for joining us today on slips and picks.

We had an absolute time with you. Put these bets in and put them in a hurry as soon as you see this. We will see you next week. Cannot wait. I'm Chet Savage. I'm your host. Have a great day. Good to see you do your own research this week.

We are back. Week 8 penny slips parlays. We missed last week in an embarrassing fashion. We were 0 for 3. Mega want, want, one. But it's a new one. week. We're O and O this week. You've got to have that O and O mindset. Every day you're O&O.

We plan on flipping that record around and making that three and O on that parlay. And unfortunately, due to our failures last week, we do have some more enemies on our enemy list. Yeah, so obviously leading off us,

the Michigan Wolverines. There's no room for cheating in football. There's no room for cheating in life. You guys have just made an automatic bid to the enemy list or the rest of the year. It doesn't matter what you guys do. you will be on this board for the remainder of the year. You can see that there's a tie-in on the spider web. It's all connected.

It's all connected, as you can see. Everything else is pretty standard. Pretty standard stuff. But with that being said, can we kick it off with a couple of parlets? Yeah, let's kick it off. This weekend, we are doing two first-half final score and end of score. If that makes sense to you guys. So I'm going to go Chiefs.

This means they'll be winning at halftime, and they're going to be winning at the end of the game. And I am going to also take the Texans. Texans are playing the Panthers, the Chiefs are playing the Broncos. Both of these teams will be leading a halftime and both of them will be leaving with Ws. That is plus 261. This will be my first win of the year and what better time to do it than the midway point of the year. And I'm O&O.

Catch me eight weeks from now, 8 and O. It's a tasty lick. I like the first half spreads parlayed with a win on the end. I like those two picks as well. Moving on to mine, I've been saying for the past few weeks that we're trying to keep a conservative until we get another win. Fuck that. I'm done being conservative. This is a show strictly based on parlayes and winning big. So with that being said, I've got a five-leg parlay for you.

First leg is the Philadelphia Eagles minus three versus the commanders. The second leg is the Minnesota Vikings minus one versus the Packers. The third leg is the New York Giants Money Line versus the New York Jets in MetLife. Who's the home team? You don't really know. They both play there. Fourth leg, Houston Texans, Money Line versus the Carolina Panthers. And my fifth and final leg. Old reliable. The Jacksville Jaguars Money Line versus the Pittsburgh Steelers.

You go ahead and put that in there and it calculates plus 1648. Oh, that's a banger. If that one wins, we're so back on track. I'm done being conservative. You know, we're going big going home. Now we have our team parlay. Yeah. Which is the opposite of what Jack just did.

I think the O and 3 got to me more so than anything that, it spooked me a little bit. And this being the last weekend of October, Spooktober, it got into my veins, it got into my blood. So we kept it a little conservative. And the first leg of this team parlay, the G-B-O-T parlay, is Eagles Money Line. The second leg, we'll be going with the Kansas City Chief's Money Line. And third is Chargers Moneyline. This will give you a humble plus 112. But you put down, you get back, is what I'm telling you. So put down, 10. 10 grand, you get 10 grand back. It's easy math.

And yeah, we did go complete opposite direction of what I was just preaching. But when you go 0 in 3 in the team parlay, your hand is forced and you must get back to basic. So we're just following the laws of physics right now. So yeah, follow us, follow Newton, follow whoever writes science books. We'll get after it. Before we get into our rock and sock and pick them, I'm going to continue to do this every week until this hits. Yes. It might not ever, but we're parlaying the entire board.

So here we go. Everything was impossible at one point in time until somebody proved it wrong. Starting out with Bill's money line, Eagles money line, dolphins money line, falcons money line, Jags money line, Vikings money line, Giants money line, Dallas money line, Texans money line, Colts money line, Seahawks money line, Chiefs money line, Ravens money line, 49ers money line, Chargers Money Line, and on Monday night we're taking the Detroit Lions Money Line. You go ahead and parlay up those 14 or 15 games, you're going to get plus 54,997. That's $1 to $500 or so, I'd say.

So pretty good return. Like you said, go find four quarters in your car, put it in the account, and then there you go, you have gas for the rest of the year. And so, yeah, that is my, the hedge fund parlay, if that's what you want to call it. we're going to. Without further ado, we are back on track. Back on track. The Rock'em, Sack and Pick and Parley of the week.

Hit last week. Thank you to the, thank you to whoever won for us. But we know it's back on track. We move on so quickly. We wipe out last week regardless if we win or loss. Exactly. This week, though, we do have the Vikings versus the Packers in Green. Green Bay. The spread is one. The Vikings are favored by a point. So you go ahead and select what you'd like.

Let's do Vikings blue. Packers red. Yep. And then fate will decide from there. Good luck. There's a lot of mix-ups going on, but hey, the data doesn't lie. It's Green Bay. The cheeseheads are going to roll. Packers take it. Take it for what it is. You don't argue with You don't argue with this right here Thank you guys so much for tuning in Appreciate you sticking around For the best part of this 50 minute show

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