Bussin' With The Boys - Ep. #043 Finding Your Dad Super Power + Should Dads Know How To Braid Hair? | For The Dads

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

In this episode of For The Dads with Former NFL Linebacker Will Compton, hosts Will and Sherm discuss how quickly their daughters have been growing, laugh about a voicemail or a Dad frustrated about Donut Day at his kids school, and chat through some accountability Sherm is placing into his home — all while keeping the episode fun, fresh and of course, under an hour. The episode kicks off with a shoutout to a PT6ICKO who was OPERATING on his family trip before they dive into some hilarious conversations, including: Rue’s Birthday Is Here! Will is going to get us BANNED on YouTube A call in that represents ALL of our feelings about Parenthood Other highlights include: A PHD in YouTube University A KILLER April Fools Joke by Will 👉 If you’re looking for dad podcast humor, parenting real talk, and a strong community vibe, this episode of For The Dads is a must-listen. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, real talk, and unfiltered dad energy. 💬 Drop a comment, share with your dad crew, and don’t forget to subscribe to For The Dads with Will Compton for new episodes every week!  PT6, Going Dark. —-- Timeline 00:00 - April Fool’s Day Mean’s Watch Your 6 05:19 - Operation Week Long Family Trip   08:56 - You didn’t lose that thing, it’ll pop up! 14:03 - It’s been a tough week for Willy C and losing things 30:35 - There’s always room to grow as a Dad 33:15 - Bring The F****** Roller Bag 38:24 - Follow ups from last episode 42:15 - Dads should graduate from YouTube University 47:15 - 16 Months Is PEAK kid age 48:40 - Sherm has his first connection with his daughter 55:34 - Rue Turns 4 This Week & Reflection on Growth 1:11:29 - Shoutout all of the new Dads & More PT6 comments 1:21:44 - Should Dad’s Know How To Braid Hair? 1:26:50 - Our Dad Hack of the Week! 1:33:41 - Which Dad Super Power Would You Pick / S/O The Reddit Page 1:40:13 - Will’s KILLER April Fools Joke / Hit The Hotline 1:52:34 - Celebrating Noah’s Birthday With A Copyright Strike 1:58:43 - Sherm Has A New Pledge For Ownership  —-- For The Dads is for every guy who needs a place to talk, vent, and laugh about all the insane, hilarious, and chaotic sh** (sometimes literal) that comes with being a dad.  Hosted by Will Compton–NFL Vet, creator of Bussin' With the Boys, and proud dad of two. This show isn’t about expert advice and how fatherhood is the greatest thing on earth—it’s about embracing the love and suck of parenthood every day. From balancing work and family to battling the mental load, fears, and the moments that wreck you in the best way, we dive into it all with honesty, vulnerability, and a sense of humor. Cause at the end of the day... us dads have no idea what we're doing. Alongside Will is his producer Sherman Young, a recently new father who’s currently deep in the trenches of Fatherhood and loving every minute of it. Together, they’ll break down everything that can go right and wrong (...usually wrong) when you bring tiny humans into this world. Expect funny parenting stories, laughs, call-ins, advice, weekly themes, and the kind of conversations you’d have over a cold beer in the garage. Whether you’re raising teens or still Googling “how to install a car seat”, For the Dads is the ultimate podcast for dads who are in it, about to be in it, or just trying to do their best while screwing it up along the way. ---- FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram:   / Forthedadspod  Twitter:   / Forthedadspod Facebook:   / Forthedadspod TikTok: / Forthedadspod LISTEN iTunes: http://bit.ly/BWTB_Apple Spotify: http://bit.ly/BWTB_Spotify ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Nanit - Use code FORTHEDADS at checkout for 20% off the Nanit Smart Baby Monitor with Floor Stand, Wall Mount, or the full System. https://www.nanit.com/discount/FORTHEDADS  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We are stoked that you're here. Yep. Let's dive in, bro. Let's dive in. That was really, really well. done. You have, as that list of info has grown, you have also been able to shrink it.

Dude, I really try to focus on keeping it tight. Yeah. Keeping it right. Yeah. Because there is a lot of information. I want to introduce the show you know, because you never know, we're still like a new show. We don't have like the biggest audience.

We do damage. Like we're like the movie 300. Like we got a Spartan brigade. We do. There's always new stuff. You just got to keep people updated. Hey, what's going on? Here's some quick hitters. Here's how to engage with us. Because we do. Derek and Derek spends a bunch of time figuring out all the comments we're going to read. I'll scroll through and take screenshots on the from Spotify. Like I'm looking at a couple Spotify ones right now. I got Charlie up here. Let's go. Boys headed to work straight from the

gym and listening to the pod. Hashtag Pt Fitt. Jazz T. Just Jazz T. P.T. 6 chimes in. Pitter, pat her up and at her. Hashtack Pt Fit. Dexter Hampton representing hashtag PT fit this weekend in deadlifting at the Arnold Expo in Birmingham, England. When life gets heavy and shit won't budge just pull harder. LFG.

So you just, you're trying to hit all the angles. You want to let people know we do listen. We do look at a lot of things. We do try to be intentional with our community because they're intentional with us. Yes. How do you give them a boatload of information? Oh, there's also new people tuning in. How do you just

introduce what the show is to them? And then you need the community, like when we say, hey, introduce yourself and PT Sixers, chime in, welcome him in. Like, let them know that we are. This is family. This is family. We, I saw one this weekend that got my piss hot, to quote Will Compton. This got my piss hot. This came from Nick Giles.

Friend of BW. He's a tier one. He's also a sicko. He recently just changed his handle to PT Sicko Nick. So first off, shout out there. Operation week-long family trip to Cabo was a success. Two boys, two and seven months old, and a wife who is like to, who likes to be prepared for anything, which means we had enough luggage for a small army.

He tagged PT-Sico. He tagged PT-6. He's pulling like five roller bags. And I'll send that to you, Chef. But seeing that, dude, unsolicited. Right. Like we didn't put out a, hey, any, any dads going on vacation, make sure to tag us. Any dad's working out this morning?

Make sure to tag us. Hashtag P.T. Fit. It's just love of the game. It's like, oh, there's a platform out there to let my fellow P.T. Sickos know that we're in it right now. Because traveling with a couple kiddos is no joke. No. You are wheeling and dealing five, six massive bags. Yeah.

Hoping the two-year-old. He said two and seven. Hoping the two-year-old's riding on one bag. All the ones in the stroller. maybe you got a double stroller. Hey, we're taking the stroller all the way up. We check and it doesn't fit on the plane. Do we got to check it before we go through security?

Does it fit on the plane? We have a stroller that does fit on the plane. So we'll get it going all the way up to the gate. But you're making all these decisions. All right, which bags are you? Which ones are we carrying on? You have to take these two. I'll take these two.

Yeah. You can only have two at a time. Yeah. What's the one that can fit under the seat? What's the one that's overhead? Can we sneak an extra one overhead? Maybe if the little waitress lady is, looking. And

I did, big dad boss I didn't account for for this episode. We just started so. We just started. I didn't do a roller bag this weekend on that wedding that we went to Houston and that decision to go no roller bag led to

a multiple situations of the airport of what the fuck was I thinking? Bro, those ones that you're kind of looking a little bit longer in the mirror at night. Oh, because it is. It's like, I'm, I'm assuming a shoulder, shoulder strap.

Shoulder strap, but now I have Jill's shoulder strap that I go to put on my shoulder. It rips. I go, honey, your bag shoulder strap just ripped. And she said, well, don't hold it like that. Why do, why do it's, you're probably holding it wrong. Great point. Yeah. It's, oh, but that's, it's probably your fault.

Great point. And it probably was. You know what, sweetheart, I am holding it wrong. I did rip it on X and I'll buy you a new one. I'll buy you new one. It wasn't that the bag was over packed or too heavier, anything like that. And God forbid you drop that we'll get another one on them. It's not about, I know we can.

It's not about getting another one. It's about taking care of the one that we have. Yeah. Type shit. Type shit. And T. Hilarious. We ended up checking it because it ripped.

TSA behind the scenes, they go to pick it up because I slightly ripped it. That thing fully ripped off and they ripped it off and just hooked it onto the bag for us. So when we got it out of the carousel, even TSA was like, I mean, come on the bags of POS. That's not on the eyes. Yeah.

We're not even going to leave a note. The thing, I mean, it sucks. Husband, get a new one. Get a new one. Again, they're not thinking like, dude, don't even get me started on this topic. It's, I went through, you know that pair of Purcell sunglasses, the ones that you have? Yes.

I also have. Well, I can't find the ones that I currently have. That's my third pair. Oh, no. Yeah. So number one hand up, Willie Boy, everybody knows. I go, I have dad brain constantly. Brain damage up top, played a lot of football.

Like, things happen. I'm forgetful. Sue me. Sue him. Sue him. Sue him. But it's just like when there's small things, like a material thing I can't find or I lose or you damage.

gets lost, whatever it is. And just in my brain, okay, compartmentalize it. Listen, did I lose it? I'm a big believer. Hey, it'll pop up. Like, hey, it'll pop up somewhere. A lot of the times, it pops up. And I look at Charo, I look at my wife.

A sweetheart, I told you they were going to pop up. She misplaced her sunglasses like a week ago. I was like, oh, they'll probably pop up. Well, she's kind of stress and looking for them everywhere. Hey, they're going to pop up. They popped up. They popped up. They popped up.

They popped up. She found out. I say, hey, as a guy who loses stuff or misplaces things, I just have experience. And let's just be optimistic. And then if you don't find it, we'll get you another pair. We'll get you another pair. But to her point, it's never about like,

it's taking care of the initial one that you had. The first pair of persoles was a gift from her. Yeah. I was bummed. I loved the glasses. Like there's no, the connection I had, the optimism, the excitement, the connection, just the joy I had that like my wife got me a sick pair of sunglasses. Yep.

I love them. I cared for them until I just couldn't. Yep. And I left him on a plane or I left him somewhere. And she was heartbroken. I was heartbroken that I lost. Nobody is a harder critic on themselves on myself than Willie C. Than old Willie C.

Then old Willie C. I'm already beat myself up about it. But I also have to remain strong like, hey, we can find another way. We can get this material thing back in our lives. Get another one. Just getting another pair. There's no different. Yes, sweetheart.

You still gave me that first pair. But that doesn't mean, like, it's got to go to the grave with me. You got to release yourself from that, that connection that you have to the material thing. Yes. If it's all good for me, the gift was for me. Yep. I'm fired up about. I'm bummed that they're gone.

But if you're seeing me be like, okay, I'll just grab another pair and we can replace them if I'm good with it. Because again, the initial gift was for me. Yeah. And I'm just like, hey, this is no problem. We'll get another one. Then you should just know, it's all good. You don't have to lecture me about taking care. You don't. Hey, you know the whole like rigamarue that you're putting me through about,

oh, take care of nice things? Why don't you place them back right where you got? Or when you get home, just take the extra two minutes to go to your spot. Sweetheart, you're right. You are right about that. And I do. I try to think about those things. Yeah. But sometimes it just fleeting through my brain. You got to understand these men, us men, we're kind of like dogs sometimes. Oh, we just forget shit. We forget you. And honey, I love all your advice about how I need to care and like really want to take care of something.

Let's do an exercise. I'm going to really try and take care of those glasses. Let's see if they pop up. Oh, bought a new pair. I hide them on the bed. Sweetheart, I found them. Oh, didn't pop up. No, popped up.

Oh, popped up. Oh, look, they popped up. Can't find them. Sneak on the side, get another pair randomly finding the house. Sweetheart, they popped up. They popped up. And in your brain, it would say, oh, he, found those glasses. I'm so happy. But you wouldn't know. That's the fix. The actual strategy

that went behind it. You just need, you do not need to say a word when you lose something. And if it doesn't pop up for three months, depends on how hard you look. If you're looking hard, hard for like the first few days. Yeah. Then you give yourself, you look hard for a couple days. Yeah. Then you give yourself a rest period. A good like two month rest period. Were you almost forget about them? Yeah. And then when you're, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So however long that takes, you go hard for 48 hours trying to find it. Yeah. Then you're like, let me just relax. They'll pop up. They'll pop up. You go by that strategy to where you forget. Yep.

That there are even a thing in your life. Yep. And then when wifey's, hey, did you ever find those? Well, where put, oh, honey, that outfit so cute to go great with your parasol sign glasses. Oh, you know what? I love. Let me go. Oh, I left them at the office.

You know what? I did find them. But they're still, they're at the office. They're at the office. I just got to go get them. You know what? I'll go get them on Monday. Monday, you sit your sweet ass down.

You go buy a new bear. You come back home. I told you they'd pop up. Honey, I told you. They look brand new because I take care of them. Because I love you, sweetheart. We did it. I told you this love runs deep.

He did it. Go put a bow tie. Yeah. That's the dad hack. That's a good dad hack. It's a good dad hack. Chefree? Team Six or chef?

I just overheard your, yesterday your story about losing the wallet at the office and I thought maybe you could rehash having you and Roo looking around. So I lost my wallet

over the weekend. It'll pop up. I didn't lose it. No. I didn't lose it. I knew where it was. I just forgot it at the office. And it was moved.

So you want the, you want the Willie Ced dad experience? Yeah. Rue got to experience it on Sunday. Rue and I did a breakfast state daddy daughter. Like I'm going to take Roo. We ended up at Stay Golden. Oh nice. Ended up at State Golden. Great spot. Great spot. Great spot. You won me over. You won me over. Yes. Yeah. You've been with me and Roo over at State Golden. Oh yeah. A little coloring sheets. Like it's just fine time. Good spot. Good spot. So morning started out. I'm thinking, okay, I got a box of stuff that I need to bring to the shop that I've been hoarding kind of in my truck or in the garage. My wife's like, you know,

when are you going to take this stuff? I laid it all out. I laid all this stuff out next to your bed. Yeah. I got you. I need to get going with taking the box of the shop. You laid it out next of the bed. You didn't need to do that, but apparently you did because now I'm going to take them to the shop. Yeah. So we're about to go on this daddy daughter date. Don't have my wallet. Don't have my money clip, a little wallet deal. But I'm thinking of my head, I'm not going to say this out loud. Because it'll pop up. Yeah, it'll pop up. I don't know where they are.

I'm not just going to add an extra step. I'm not going to add an extra conversation before we leave the house because I'm like, I left my wallet at the shop because it's going to be like, you misplaced things all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I get ruined the car. Maddie, why's the box in the car? We're going to go somewhere first before we go to breakfast. I think I'm going to take her to Buttermilk Ranch down in 12 South.

So we go over, drive here to the office. I'm like, Daddy's got to drop off a couple things. Can I go to see the bus with you? Can I do this? Absolutely unbuckling. get her out. We walk in that side. You're a fun dad. Fun dad. Let's have some fun with this. Okay. Let's go in. Hey, Rue, hold

the door open. Daddell take the box in. You'll help that out. And then we got to find my wallet. I, in this, at this part of the story, I know where my wallet is. It's sitting on the island right when you walk in to the right. Right where you left it. Right where I left it. Right where I left it. Yeah. Come in, kind of look around. Don't see it. But I've forgotten

things so much in my life and I've misplaced things so much in my life to where now I'm, questioning myself. Do I really know that I left it right here? Do you do dads out there? Do you guys feel me like when I'm saying this out loud or if you're looking at me on YouTube right now? Will, can I just rephrase that maybe for some other dads? Please. Because there are some other dads where other people have moved those things or maybe usually their wife has moved those things. It's not that they forgot. Yeah. I don't forget where I put my things. My wife just moves my things.

There was, I don't want to get off. I don't want to get sidetrack. So please bring me back on after I just tell this quick. Keep going. Charles came after me one time about a charger. Turned out, I was right. She found her charger because she thought I took the charger because I've had a history of taking her charger and using it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she just thinks, what did you do with my charger? I didn't do anything this time. You're going back and forth. Eventually she found the charger that night and was like, oh, I forgot that place in here. Oh, you forgot. I just had to take several bullets to the head. Because again, when you start forgetting,

when you have a history of misplacing and forgetting, you kind of can't trust yourself. Yep. When you feel very confident and it's no longer there. Yeah. So going into the situation back in the shop, I could have swore I put it on the island, but now that it's not there and I'm looking at all these different places,

I'm like, what did I do with it? Where did it go? Oh, well. Fortunately, for Christmas, my wife got me those little air tags. Yeah. So I pull out my phone, the little Find My app. No way. For these reasons.

For my keys, for my wallet, like, for all the little things that I could forget that I'm like, put an air tag. I got to get one of those. And so I bring it out, but the service, the signal's not connecting. However, it's updating in the Find My app saying like five minutes ago, eight minutes ago, that it's in the vicinity of the shop. Yeah. So now I'm going a little bit crazy.

I'm like, let's go check the bus side. We come over here. We're looking on the four of the dead set. We go on the bus. We're looking on the bus. I turn it into a game with Rue because internally I'm thinking, where is this thing at? Because you know how the logo can kind of move? At one point, it could be out in the middle of the street.

Next, it's like inside the shop. It's not like figuring out the signal exactly. I end up, Rue and I go back and forth from this side of the shop. Behind this wall, there's another side of the shop. You got to go outside through the doors. We go back and forth through both sides of the shop seven times. Oh. And then it gets so deep that I'm in the back alley.

I'm looking out by the road because it's showing the little logo that it can be on the road. And I'm like, oh, did someone break in? Yeah. Or just like, where is this at? I look in my truck again because my truck is parked in the area. And I'm thinking, could it just be in my truck? But Rue and I are, we're playing a detective game now trying to find it. We spend about 45 minutes here at the shop.

Oh, wow. Looking for the wallet because I'm thinking like, yeah, they probably do Apple Pay. but usually when you're sitting down at a restaurant, I always use my card, so I'm just thinking you want to give them the card. I don't want to feel like a weird on. I'm like, hey, you guys got Apple Pay. I'll just, you can come over to the table and I'll tap it.

Some people do that. Some people did it. You're not a weirder. I know I'm overthinking. I'm also thinking I just need to find the wallet because I can't go back and back. I don't know where my wallet is. To my wife, I can't just say I don't know where my wallet is.

It'll pop up. It'll pop up. And eventually we're in the back area, like in a corner, back where your desk is. Okay. And it picks up a weak signal. And then it says it's like 13 feet away. So I'm like following the arrow.

I'm walking around. And it's like pointing at the wall to where it shows that it would be outside behind the wall. So again, I go back outside and go around. And I'm like, look on the ground. I'm like, how did this thing get outside? But then it's not picking up the signal when I'm outside. So me and Roo, I'm like, we got to run back. We got to run back.

We go back inside. Rue is loving this, I'm sure. Rue asked me, Dei, where'd you put your wall at last? Sweetheart, Dadet, Dede, Dede, he put it. Right up here on the. On the island, she points at a couple things on the island. She's like, is it that? No, sweetheart, that's a good guess.

That ain't it. I like pick it up. It would be like a glasses case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something that you can like button or Velcro over. No, it's not that. It's not that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's, we're running back and forth. Well, Dad, when are you going to find it? Sweetheart, we're looking. You just got to keep rocking with Dad. We're detectives right now. You got to start asking better questions. Ooh. You got to start thinking, where could this be?

Could it be over here? Could it be under there? She's checking in between seat cushions with me. but we get to where you hear this faint noise where it finally connects to it again and I hear it and she's like deada I think it's down here like down on her level so I like put the eight feet and I put it down toward Roo since it's three feet away and then she's like dead I think it could be in here and points at the file cabinet and I'm listening you can hear the little beeping noise yeah I'm like sweetheart you're right it's in the file cabinet I try unlocking it with the keys that were on top

it didn't work which I was thankful for because I'm thinking if the keys are just right here on top of the thing that's locked. What's the point? The boys aren't doing a great job at keeping something safe. Yeah. And then I just thought my head, Ryan probably found it, sitting on the island, and now it's in the file cabinet. We can't get in. She was a little like, we got to get it out. I'm like,

sweetheart, it's all good. At least we know that it's safe and that it's here. And that no matter what, Dadda knows that when we go home and you tell Mom this story about me losing my wallet, she's going to look at me and I can look at me and I can look at her and be like, it's in the file cabinet. It's at work. It's at work. It's safe.

It's totally safe. And for those at home, Ryan works here at the shop. He is a PT sicko in an ST sicko's body. Yeah. Mature ST sicko. Mature ST sicko. On top of his shit. He's not a PT sick.

No, no. I'm just saying he's that like maturity-wise he's there. So again, mom and Scotty, they go and do their thing. Mom just thinks we're going on a breakfast date. We're not stopping by the shop. We're not doing all this stuff. we get to the shop at 9 o'clock. It's 9.45 now to when we're leaving to go to get breakfast.

I'm like, we're going to go to Buttermilk Ranch. We're going to see how long if there's going to be a wait. Yeah. Going parking 12 south. Run across the street. Have a little fun while we're going over there. Listen to some music, some tunes. Going to Buttermilk Ranch, we walk in.

I'm holding their hand. It's just me and my daughter. I'm like, oh, excuse me, man. Like, how long's the weight here? Just us to. And I, like, point down, I want to make sure she sees that I'm with my little girl. Like maybe there could be a cute little girl. Yeah, cute little girl.

Like maybe you can fast track. You see this daddy daughter time. I think she made a little... Guess how long the weight was? Hour 20. Two and a half hours. Oh. Two and a half hours.

I said two and a half hours. And she said, yeah, I'm sorry, sir. And I said, good for you guys. I said, well, we're gonna go somewhere else. I said, that's good for you guys. Two and a half hour wait, that's unbelievable. And there's a movie theater down the street. We could go catch the 10 o'clock.

We go watch the Titanic before you guys are ready. Perfect. it. So we leave. Hey, buttermilk ranch ain't going to work. She's like sipping on her bottle. She's got milk in her bottle. She's like, Daddy, I'm drinking milk. And that place is called buttermilk. I love butter too and buttermilk. I was like, yo, you are operating right now. Hey, Harvard, we got one. And she's like, dad, dad, when are we going to get breakfast? I was like, oh, sweetheart. We got to go across town. We're just going to go to State Gold. Because I know State Gold and that's old faithful right there. You can trust that there's not going to be a massive crowd of State Gold. Great spot. Great coffee. Great food. Fastball down the middle. Fastball down the middle. We go to stay golden. We rip. We have a great time. But that entire story, she's debriefing mom on it when we get home.

And mom's just another Tuesday for Dadda. She said that? Whoa, in joking, fun. Okay, good. Good lighthearted. Because it is the truth. It's like you never know what you're going to get when you're going around with old Willie C. But Willie C, I do want to say it makes me sad that your brain goes to where the hell did I put this thing when it wasn't where you last placed it.

right yeah and i don't think you're wrong in that but like just to let people know ryan did text me later that night just to update me and say hey i just want you to know tomorrow when you come into work your wallet i found it out the other day cleaners and people were coming in so i saw it i wanted to grab it it was on the island i just put it in the file cabinet and i was like i knew it's on the i knew it's on the island sherman before you give him too much credit i and this is we're growing as men we are growing as man we're going this is the same week of the ipad incident and so i just I just want to say out loud, we're growing as men. Before you say somebody moved it, Will, you're okay.

I need to do my job to call out and say this is the same week as the iPad. I love you, Will. Well, you know. Do you want to tell him that one? I'm just thinking right now my wife's listening to this and she's laughing and she's enjoying that like, all right, yeah, they're not all yes men around him. Well, but here's the only note that I was going to give them. Could he tighten the screws, certainly? But I would love for your mindset to be where I am currently.

I kind of live in this blissful world that Jill moved it. Jill what? Jill moved it. I didn't lose it. Jill just moved it. Yeah. It's kind of a, it's a fun little place that I live in. The two situations that we're talking about right now, there's no cop out on blaming the

iPad's way different too. Did we talk about the iPad last? We have not. That happened after the episode aired. So you had a fun time on X talking about it. We haven't talked about it here. Do you want to tell the PTCS? Because you know there's a lot of PT sickos right now.

They only rock Facebook. They don't rock all the apps. Yeah. What the boys are referring to is I, I broke my iPad. And I left my iPad on my truck in the driveway. I was taking root of school. I buckled her in. We were having a great time.

doing hug kiss three squeezes like playing a little game as I picked her up as I pick her up she's like daddy can you lift me up in the truck and I'm like sweetheart you can't climb up in the truck you do it all the time so I'm like okay you know dad has got you I take my iPad and set it on the the tailgate right next to the back door yeah lean down pick up rue we do our thing and she like tells me to do somewhere I like run around the other side like daddy we got to go the dinosaur's going to get us oh shit I'll close the door okay okay I close the door I run around the front side I get in the truck. I back out. I drive her to school. iPad falls off. I have iPad breaks in the middle of the road. I don't know all this went down until I get to the shop and realize I forgot my iPad. I left my

iPad at home. So I hit up, uh, I hit up our nanny at the house. I'm like, hey, did I leave my iPad at home? And, um, she calls me and she's like, hey, I don't see it anywhere. And I'm like, I had it in my hand. Yeah, yeah. I was like, I could. Like, if it was it, if I didn't bring it in my truck because it's not on my truck, then surely I just left it on the island. It's always the island. Surely I just left it on the island. I don't see it anywhere. And I'm like, I'm trying to pull up my find my, but it's not connecting to my, it's

not connected to the app. Maybe it's out of range because it's like a Wi-Fi iPad. And then I show that it updated and it's shown it in the middle of the road. I was like, hey, can you can you look outside and see if it's outside like in the driveway? Now I'm scared. Now I'm thinking I drove off without it and it was sitting on my tailgate. It's all coming to life. now in my head.

And then she goes, I see something in the middle of the road. It seems like it could be okay, but it's on the yellow lines in the middle of the road. Like, let me go check. She sent me a couple photos. She said if you can put the photos up. Whole iPad was broken. Derek had a great suggestion for the nanny too on how to fix it. Yeah, I'm sitting in the shop, back in the shop with the boys.

And I'm kind of updating them that, hey, I found my iPad. It's showing how shattered it is. And Derek's like, tell her to put it in some. rice. Hey, just plug it in a charge. You tried doing a hard move start, put in some rice, and let's see if we can get it back to life. Will, I tried to plug the charger in, but the charging hole is microscopic now because

it's so pinched in. I don't know if I could charge it. You thought I didn't put in some rice, then. Yeah, tough beats. Look, hand up, sue me. I am the dad that is forgetful. I'm the dad who misplaces things. I don't have to be.

Some people out there that are growth-minded, like, Woodley boy, don't talk to yourself like that. Now you can say I'm a guy who takes care of things and just start talking to yourself differently. I am. You are. Up to this point, I've been a guy that misplaced stuff. I forget stuff. I'm the dad that comes in and there's a stain on my shirt.

And it's just like, I, sweetheart, what do you want me to do? And who are you now? I'm now a guy who is very responsible. Yeah. Who takes care of his things. Yeah. That tells other dads now that do have trouble. I just tell them, hey, man, it only takes you 30 extra seconds.

do this. Yeah. Or bro, why you have so much, why you have such a problem like leaving stuff everywhere? Like, just make sure you put it back where you found it. Yeah. If you're going to take your sunglasses off, put them in your backpack. Or, you know, buy a new pair two months later once you remember. I like that.

I like that. Yeah. What else, man? Yeah, we just kind of went on the willy experience there. You wanted to pop a team six. What's Will like as a father? You just got a crash course morning on the Sunday. That was fabulous.

It wasn't even new. when we got home. That was fabulous. Well done and a lot of growth there. A lot of growth. Thanks, man. Derek doesn't agree with you. A lot of growth there and Derek just sitting there. The only reason I remembered it is because you said, you know the Apple tag can put it anywhere. It can put it in the middle of the street. Was a sentence you said when looking for your wallet. And I was like, well, he's got experience in that category. So you triggered my response. I would have totally forgotten. I'm so glad you brought that up. Part of me, when I got the new iPad, I'm thinking, do I just need to get a

data iPad? So that way, if I do lose it, it's out of range of Wi-Fi and not connected, I'll still be able to find it. Is that what you did? That's the problem. I'm already preparing for the worst. That's all dad's due, though, dude. You're right. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best. Yeah. That's good. That's good. You're right. And that's what I didn't do at the airport. We're talking about the roller bags. That's honestly a, that's a, that's a weird mistake by you. Very. That's a weird mistake for a PT-Sixer who has, and when you got a pod,

you have eight months experience now. Like you've been, you've traveled with the family, like you understand what the operation looks like. Yep. That's the shit that you had going last week where the guys like, it's not task-oriented. You have to take on the mental load in a different way. Like, do you need a roller bag or do you

need a strap bag? Are you just waiting for mom to figure it out for you? And dude, I'm probably on this show when I went to Waco for that football game when we traveled with scarlet when she was only like what eight weeks old um i was bragging about my roller bag and and how you need it it's a dad hack blah blah blah that's one where if we're watching ball and i'm coaching some tape and we're in the linebacker yeah and you're not seeing the puller and i'm just saying to myself that's unlike you yeah you always

see the puller you always see the light hand you're alerting the pooler before the play even starts yeah and for you to not see the puller, I would ask you, what's going on? Yeah. Is everything all good? School work good? Yeah. Relationships going well with the girlfriend.

Yeah. Any drama with the family right now? Because we need you on point when we play on Saturday. And who was the guy that you were giving notes to you and that tweet that I put out? Which the tweet where I was like, I fucking love seeing Willie C on the sideline talking to this player because I've gotten that same talk from Will.

Yeah, I was giving notes to somebody I think in that thing you're like In the comment section No, no in the video In the video, Sue Cravence Sue Cravence Sue Crayvins I love the one thing that you always do

Is you you find something that Like that person's been championing Or championing For the last like couple weeks In the office And let's say I'm a big wheel suitcase guy you'll give me the notes of like you're falling short ball ball and then you do this like two finger point

to somebody you go because you're a you're a big wheel suitcase guy always talking about the wheel suitcase but i don't see it like i love how you find something that they're like really passionate about it it's like you talk this way why ain't you walking it yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't see it um I needed that at the airport. And I'll attribute it to Jill got me this really sick gift that it's like a she got on the TikTok shop. I'm pretty sure. But it's a suitcase that's like a what are the things that you put your suits in? Those fabric covers for like your suits to travel.

Yeah. Like a suit cover. Yes. It's called suit cover. Suit cover. And it's a suit cover that then zips into a duffel bag that you can pack. stuff in. Yeah. So it's an all in one. And I think that I just got like really, really excited about traveling with that for the first time, which it was epic to have that. And it's carry on size.

Yeah. But I was like, now that I have everything in this one thing, I don't even need my roller bag. Dude, you want a dad hack? Bring the fucking roller bag. Bring it. Repeat that hack. Repeat dad hack. You need the roller bag. Go ahead. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. a reason why we don't need the roller bag. Just anything. Like, a reason why we don't need the roller bag? Yeah, just tell me. Like, oh, you don't need it because. A reason you don't need the roller bag is if you're trying to get in the dog

house. You need the roller bag. Yeah, that would be a ding, ding, ding, ding. That would be right. Oh, oh, you were saying you... I'm saying, hey, you don't want to use the roller bag. A reason to not use the roller bag is to get the dog house. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, ding, ding, ding. I was thinking more like, oh, rollerbags aren't manly. You don't want to bring a roller bag for the reason being you want to be a piece of shit father. And you know, too, there's dad heck,

there's some great videos out there on fooling your suits in a suitcase. That one tickled your pickle right there. Just when you see it down the airport without a roller bag, just make sure to tell him, you fucking piece of shit. You piece of shit. And he's got a kiddo with him?

Hey, what a piece of shit you are, man. I bet she changes all the diapers. too. Bless your heart, sweetie. You put up with that, golly. Unless they're old enough and you can rock carry-ons. Yeah, yeah. She got her own little backpack. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yes.

Shirm, did you at least do the classic, take the woman's bag at home and make sure it's under 50 pounds kind of by just judging? Yeah. I feel like that's a classic. That's a classic dad move. That's a dad's take pride. Oh, yeah.

And grabbing that roller bag, lifting it up and be like, I think you're going to be good. Well, and a very sweet lady working the ticket aisle, we were at 50, like, point two. Been there. And she was like,

technically you're over, but we had little scarlet right here. Technically you're over. And they will say something when you're flying back. I'm not going to say anything about it, sweetie. Tagging bag.

You all just make sure you move, you know, one or two things into dad's bag. I like doing the, move where, say it's a pound over, Charles gets the suitcase down, undoes the suitcase, and while she's down there trying to maneuver between suitcases, trying to balance the weight while everybody else is waiting in light.

Now we're holding up everybody else. I like just standing there with the kiddo saying, I told you so. I love doing that. I tried telling you. Is it all your bras, honey? Did you pack too many bras? Hers will be like 52 and mine will be like 34.

Maybe it's... I told you. Maybe it's that eighth pair of high heels in there. I like trying to guess which item's going to be the one we pull out. That one's like 1.3 pounds. You can take that out and put that over here. And then we'll be good for it. And then you just start commentating and just looking at their bag for the first time.

Like, you know, we're just going to dinner. You could wear that hoodie right now. We're just going to be outside. We're just going to be outside barbecue in the whole time. I don't know why you got four different heat pairs of heels in there. You always try to look. pretty what's up with that? He's still shaking the face.

Roos, four years old. For three years old, she's 40 pounds of yours. Mama, mama's always trying to look pretty. What's up with that, Rupert. She's trying to always make herself look nice. How dumb is that? You look at the ticket lady.

I'm a riot with their friends. The friends will love me. I'm a riot. We'll be a few more minutes back there. Hey, excuse me, can we get another one of these open? Like, yeah, we got people wait. My wife's bags over 50, guys. He gets it.

He gets it. A little PT sicko back there. Or if it's 50.2. They didn't want to allow 50.2. We're going to get a couple ounces out. And then you just, you hit him with the Dan Hurley, just forehead to forehead on the lady working behind the desk. Yeah, what's your name, sweetheart, Shelby?

She had Shelby's guy. She's sticking real close to the 50 pounds. Thanks, Shelby. Make sure you come to this booth. Yeah, but that's what good dads do. Yeah. Yeah. For the dads, man.

For the dads. We're for the dads. Do you want to jump into some follow-ups from last week? Dude, let's hit a couple comments. Let's hit a couple comments. I got one right here from Jonathan Vela on Spotify. I'm no scientist, but if kids' mouths are 50% the size of an adult's, they only got a brush for 50% of the time.

One minute it is. I'm saying, well, I do one minute. Yeah. So 30 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. That's perfect. Clum sent me a funny button.

He told me about this. From the episode last week, we were talking about brushing the kiddo's teeth and how Rue favors her dad brush her teeth because dad-ed does it faster. And then mama catches me and doing it for like 12, 15 seconds at a time. And does she sue or what happened to? She doesn't sue. Okay, good. You know, it's just verbal lashings to where we go to bed alone at night. Joking.

Jokin. But he sent me this button, Clum's sent me this button that he's like, Lynn's wanted me to send you this, Clump's wife. and it's like this button that you press and then it'll it'll blink and go ding ding ding ding like when the timer's up for brushing teeth like oh yeah let me get one of those oh that's like let me let me systematize brushing teeth now yeah that's going to be great let's put another added layer of dad to do yeah let's do another step of trying to get rude out for bed yeah just another constant reminder is something that I'm kind of bad at yeah that's perfect um I do you have a ride in from I believe green bay packers

running back Josh Jacobs? Yeah, Josh Jacobs. Yeah, Josh Jacobs on Spotify. He wrote in. Josh Jacobs said, mock the girl dad hat. Don't be shocked when the nine iron comes out at you like Tiger's ex-wife and your ass is swimming in the pool, in the pond. Yeah, thanks, Josh Jacobs.

Thanks, Josh Jacobs. That's sick. I can't believe he listens to the show. Yeah. He must have put that, he must have dropped that comment when the episode came out. Yeah. Then you see what happened over the weekend with Tiger. And you're like, oh, buddy.

body this comment's going to hit like crack Josh Rob W78 on YouTube also said Shirm I'm also dealing with AC issues right now good good the same issues you are good thing I'm in Ohio so it was 70 degrees one day AC motor stopped working then 30 degrees the next day that's ideal for the heat going out

ordered a new motor came in yesterday. The fan was literally rusted permanently to the old motor shaft. Good. Good. That means a full replacement. He'll probably say that. Ordered a fan and it should arrive tomorrow just in time for attempts to rise back to the upper 70s. You'll learn once you purchase your house, most things are easier to fix than you think.

And there are a ton of resources on the internet. Rob W78, quick note from him. essentially to break down all the AC knees that he just spoke. If you have an AC unit and you are a believer in YouTube University, those parts are doable to fix yourself, which is what Michael, that AC repair guy, was essentially telling me, hey, once you own your own house and this is your unit, there's really only like four to five parts that you need to learn.

And like four to five little, um, what's it? call symptoms that you need to learn to be able to diagnose what's wrong with your AC unit and then you're not having to pay somebody else to fix it. That is the game. YouTube University. It's like when something's broken, it's gotten to the point that as

a dad, you are now in the process of do I make the decision to jump on YouTube and figure this out because I know that I can. Yeah. You did it with your God,

my brain's not working today. Generator. Generator, yes. You're Ginerack. The Gannirac 5,000. Yeah. Yeah, I called my uncle up, watch some YouTube videos. And I kind of had to because the ice storm was coming and nobody was going to be working on the weekend. It kind of popped up. Yeah, kind of like thrusting me too like, hey, buddy, you better figure this out before the ice storm fully hits and you weren't without power. But yeah, that's such a good point because you can figure all this shit out. It's just like you're sitting there on the couch, a beautiful day the game's on. Like they don't want to like, you know, call somebody.

And to the dad that's saying next to his wife right now hearing me say that and is going, F you, dude. But there are some dads being like, they're on it. Oh, there are some dads. Like all these, all these piece of shit dads out there. They can't fix their own stuff. Like, it ain't that hard. It ain't that hard. And I just want all to say,

I'm one of those piece of shit dads. I have YouTube University. But I need do more of it. Yeah. Because it is like, that's a real thing. Dad's knowing how simple it can be, that's where they in their mind think like, should I just start my own business? Yeah. There's enough people out there that need help with their ACUs because they just don't want to take the time to learn about it. But it's quite simple. We do just a very quick note. I know we're kind of flying through. We're under an hour. This is good vibes. This is good vibes. Yeah, we're keeping it under an hour today. We received some gifts from John Malecki, who is a

YouTube creator, a podcaster, a former Pittsburgh Steeler, a former Pittsburgh Panther. This is a pit guy. Derek has some connections with some of his team. We were thinking of ways to get involved with them. And one way that we've just kind of put into the ether, this is an official, is they have some like building kits for cornhole, like, you know, building kit to build your own cornhole set.

and they're thinking about sending one of those to you and me and having us build it and you got to build it from scratch with the tools. How's that loop for? I'm going to be there with you. We're doing it together. We're a team, dude.

I know. You want me to build a coronal set from the ground up. I got to do it too. I'm no woodworking. You're kind of a handy, man. Like I said, I'll YouTube University. You're much quicker to,

to get on a ladder than old Willie one shot. Yeah, yeah. But like the meme of the, uh, you son of a bitch and then we go like that. We're, that's going to be us, dude. Okay. We'll be there together. I mean, shout out. Shout out, John Mellecki. That'll be fun.

Shout out. But look, look for that in the future. Look for that in the future. Yeah. All right. Oh, I'll build a cornhole. I'll build a house. And if we don't sue us.

I'm always good for like, uh, seeing my wife's, making dinner for the night and she'd be like, hey, honey, can you, can you chop this tomato? I'm quick to be like, oh, so now I'm making dinner. She'll do everything else, every other step of the process. But once you're like, I got to do one thing. It's like,

okay, so now I'm basically making dinner. I thought you was making dinner. You have a will after your, oh, you need some help. Let me just take over. All the chilies in the pot. I just pick up, hey, sweetheart, can you stir the chili? Okay, I'm making dinner now. Always stirring.

Yeah. It always starts with stirring. And then it's like, oh, well, we do need some garlic. If you want to get, like, mince some garlic for me. Oh, I thought you were doing dinner tonight. The baby's just covered in piss and it's bawling. What are you doing? What's up, chef?

I was just going to say after your garage hang up the racks to put everything on, part of me felt like you, you've got a sense of accomplishment out of that. No, no question. Part of me goes, he might. If he can buy in a little bit more, whether it's corner awards, we might get you a little bug of being like, oh, yeah, this is fun to learn how to make stuff more. It's in there. It's just consistency. You know, but I'll tell you this.

I was on the garage yesterday, clearing it all out because Sorenex is coming in and outfit the gym today. Like Papa Team Fit's going to be fully up and running here by the end of the week. Come on. Treadmills getting in there. We got the entire operation, all the boys, American made steel. Just in the garage, Soornecks. You're putting the jerseys up.

The jerseys are going up. And I, you know what? I was about to say I'll hang the jerseys, but I might not hang the jerseys, but the jerseys are getting up. Don't have to hang the jerseys. Don't have to hang the jerseys. But it's going to be looking right, bro. Yeah.

We're going to be ready to rock. That's going to be fun. Yeah, it's going to be fun. They're at the house right now. But I'll say it cleared out the garage yesterday. Got Roo's sweeping, brooming with me, sweeping out the leaves, getting everything cleaned up. She was operating. Scotty was just getting in everything else.

Scotty, no, no, no, get off that. She's grabbing the 40-pound dumbbells. already. And just trying to climb on everything. Bro, Scotty is just... I call her a menace, but she's a menace, bro. Yeah. And she's clingy right now. I'll say this.

I fully, now that I've had two kiddos, my favorite age or month that takes place is 16 months. That's when their personality comes out. She's starting to, like, talk. You know what I mean? Like, can you say mama? Can you say daddy? Can you say waffle? Can you say Ruru?

And she does all over a little broken language to where say she wants a pouch for a snack. I'll give her a pouch. I'll open it up. I'll throw the cap in the trash and I'll hand it to her and as I handed to her down low, she'd be like taku, taku, like saying thank you. Like she's like getting stuff to where the 16th month and it was the same with Rue and I've always been like

oh 16 month I felt that's when the personality comes out. It's happening with Scotty and it's kind of just reinforcing that I love when they get around that 16th month mark because it's just starting to engage more. She's clingy as shit. She's a tackler. She's great at angles. She's great at like Say I'm maneuvering

Like again being clingy She's very good at seeking you out Like a missile And grabbing your leg And then getting to where she gets both legs And her head is in between your kneecaps Just kind of like yelling and moving Like she wants you to pick her up

It's Scotty I'm trying to operate right now Please sit over here Please play with your toys But she just wants to be around you at all time She's very clingy Love her to death Love her to death But she's all over the place man

I do, I don't want to jump into like crack a cold one too fast, but I have a very fun crack a cold one. Do crack it. I'm like really excited about. Thank you, Ollie Pop. Thank you, Ollie Pop. Crack the cold one. We can hit the cold ones. This crack a cold one is about as crisp as this crisp apple.

I have my first connection, like my first little quote unquote thing with Scarlett over the wedding weekend. I'll give a quick shout out, no free shout out. to mother-in-law Lisa came in clutch again, drove down to Houston to babysit Scarlet to allow mamas and dad-da's to go to rehearsal dinner and wedding and have some fun. Some quote-unquote fun. Were you getting the car and you're like, we're doing it?

Dude, without the kiddo. And like not to celebrate it like in an inappropriate way, but like, dude, I had a lot of fun on Friday. Like, Jill and I are dancing. We're in the little party bus thing that they are taking because she was a bridesmaid. And we're riding along. And one of the groom, or the groom is an LSU grad and is from Baton Rouge. And dude, they call them the boot beats, like rap music from Louisiana.

Bounce music. Yeah. And they had the boot beats going in the party bus. They played neck in the party bus. Brother, I haven't felt that young in a minute. It was really, really fun. So shout out Mama Lisa for that. I do want to give her her props.

But over the weekend, on Saturday morning, when I had a lot of fun on Friday, I had to dig in. Because Jill is gone on Saturday to go do all the wedding prep, the hair, the makeup. They have the matching pajamas. They do the TikTok dance, like video. You got the clipboard. You got the headset. It's on you. Nobody's coming to save you.

I'm on. Oh, and you were up all the night before? Good. Yeah. Hung over? Good. You had probably the most alcohol that you've had in a year. I really haven't drinking in a year and a half when Jill got pregnant.

And it wasn't any conscious decision. So your boys feeling some type of way on Saturday morning. You're older. I'm older. I'm older. And I got to lock in. So I lock in. And as I'm playing with Scarlett, I just have her on the bed.

facing me and I'm facing her and we got a little TV in the background just for some noise. We're playing with stuff. And she has been doing the on her own. And so I hit her with a and she goes and kind of lowers her head and smiles at me and goes. And I go, whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah. I wait a good 20 seconds because I want her brain to go away from that. And I go, and she goes right back to me.

I go, hold on, hold on, hold on. Because there's a lot of, there's a lot of stuff that babies do. You don't know if there's any rhyme or reason. Mama Lisa's hanging out with Scarlett. I said, you know, I was kind of working with something with her this morning where I make a little fart noise. She makes one back. Lisa goes, really?

I go, yeah. And now pressure's on. She's like, well, then do it, Dad. If you're so good, I'm like halfway across the room. I go, Scarlett, Scarlet. And she slowly turns over to me and I go, and she goes, no shit. Yes. Yes.

And it was incredible, dude. I want that communication. You know how much of a talker I am. And I love like being able to communicate with people. And I'm so starved of it with Scarlet. she can't talk yet and just that little taste, dude. And then we got home. And actually last night, I went to go pick her up from daycare and I'm trying not to

overdo it. I don't want to be that dad that's like, oh, do the dance, do the dance. And then they don't want to do the dance anymore. But I was putting her to bed last night and we were laying on her rug and I hit her with a little and she didn't smile back, but she went back. damn. Dude, it was incredible. Hey, guys. What a convo.

Yeah. Between you and Scar Scar. Yeah. Let's take five. We have a camera overheating. I need to cool them off. Take five. Take five. Take five. Take five. Party break. Body break. Potty break. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast. Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a first people to do podcasts.

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We're back from the cameras overheating. We're still on crack-a-cold one. My crack-a-cold one this week goes to Roo. Happy birthday Rue. Roo turns four. On Friday, on April 3rd. It's a rule officially four years old. How are you doing?

You know, mixed emotions. Yeah. You're happy and sad at the same time. Yeah. Like you're so fired up and happy because I can just tell she's going to be like just a phenomenal, a phenomenal like young woman girl. Yeah. Like as she continues to grow up, she's so kind.

She's so intentional. She loves her sister Scotty so much. She loves us so much. She needs us so much. She loves learning new. thing. She's so curious. She's so like, I get pumped about her potentially being athletic, but she's just

she's so many like positive things to where I get excited about her future because I know she's just going to be a great young woman. Yeah. And then there's a part of you that's sad because they're just growing up. Like, I don't know, man.

You're, you spend if I could try to put words to it. It's like you know how deeply you love your kids and how much you learn that you would do anything for them. You pour everything into them. They need you so much at this moment time.

These moments and memories are more for us than it is. I mean, it is for the kid, but I'm thinking in terms of like, kids don't really, they'd say that kids don't really remember anything before the age of four. Yeah.

So I have a hard time knowing like all these memories are for us so much. much right now and you try and embrace them as much as you can and hold on to them. I like, you wish you could bottle all these moments up so much. Yeah. Because they're going to be gone one day. Because you raise them, they need you so much right now. And you pour everything into them so that way they can one day not need you.

Yeah. And operate in their own regards, have their own freedoms, be their own individual that they are. And you're obviously going to be proud seeing the person and human being and adult. that they become. But just knowing that when we do get to that point, which makes me sad, makes me happy, but a lot sad when I reflect on it.

Yeah. It's just because I know when it gets there, I'm going to want all of these moments that I'm having with her back so much. So that's where it's like, I'm happy and fired up that she's turning for. She's got to, we wrote a list on our breakfast date

of what Rue wants to accomplish at four years old. And we're running through it. And it's just I'm sitting there smiling and everything else. And Rue knows I'm both like, Dad, are you happy or you sad? I'm all of these things because if I, if I reflect on parenting, again, I've only been a parent and a dad for four years now. So I've got a long ways to go. But as I reflect into any new parents that are becoming new parents or have a little one right now, it's just like the hardest part isn't the meltdowns and tantrums and stubbornness and all the things that you go through that may. the shit hard and sucky constantly every day there's something new that's going on

something new that you're trying to embrace and stay in and be next to them on that also makes it really difficult the hardest part of parenthood is watching them grow up you know what i mean yeah like knowing that our job is to and our responsibility is to raise as good of a human being as possible to operate in the world and knowing that when that happens they no longer need knowing that is the hardest part for me as a dad. I feel like is the hardest part as a parent. Isn't all the shit that we've been about and complain about and laugh about. And you have fun with because they have tantrums all the time.

They have meltdowns. They're screaming in the car for 30 minutes. And you're just like, God, get me out of here. Yeah. Like, sweetheart, you take them. I'm beefing with Scotty tonight. Yeah. I'm beefing with Roo right now.

I don't want to deal with them. But knowing like, you know, that's not the actual. hardest part is knowing that one day they're not going to need all of this stuff that you're trying to pour into them to function properly and to handle it to be kind to be a great person to be to want to be great at anything that they do that's the toughest part so just knowing that four is coming up and four is kind of that age mark that the little research and things that I hear about and read about and all the things it's like you know four is like a new element that four to six range and then it'll be six to eight or six to nine and beyond that like all these things are

going to go away. And then you get to kind of relive them with your second one with Scotty, knowing that how fleeting it is. Because Ruby and 4 is like, you scroll through the photo album, you scroll through all the things that you've done together. And you're like, fuck, we, we knock it out the part of like, dude, we live a great life. You live such an awesome life. We have so much fun at everything we do. And you're about to be four now. Where does time go? And hey, you got to, now you got to be that much more. You think, like, how do I get in these moments more with Scotty, knowing how fleeting it is. And one day, Scotty's going to be four. Yeah. when Rue's turning, what is that, six, seven, I don't know.

Come on. Come on. But that is what I think about, like, as I reflect and as I think about Rue turning four. I have an added page for you on that that hit me this weekend because this was my first wedding going to have, like truly having a daughter and not really putting much thought into that future yet. because I'm down, I'm back over here. Yeah. You know, she's eating her kale, apple crisp, little spoon puffs. And I'm proud of that.

I'm like, oh my gosh. Like she can put it in her mouth herself. And we went to this wedding and shout out the father of the bride that I've had a lot of interaction with Mr. Matthias. Awesome dad. He is a PT sicko. and he has one girl and that is like he he loves her um and watching him walk down with her i was sitting aisle and i was looking at him as he was coming down the aisle and not meg the bride congrats meg

and sam uh and seeing how proud he was like walking his daughter down the aisle and then that moment of who gives this woman, her mother and I. And then he messed up and forgot to shake Sam's hand because he's rushing to go sit down because that moment is probably so big for him. And I'm sitting there going, damn it, dude, that will be me. Yeah, and then he gives a toast.

He gives a toast. And you're right now in real time formulating part of your toast speech. I'd be like, scar, scar. I was sitting at a wedding and you're eating your apple crisp pop whatever you just named and now I've seen you grow up to be this woman that you are

and all you want is like I wish I had those moments back of you just eating your goddamn dude right like that is that is the game that we're in and it's amazing and it's fucking sad knowing like you do get to those parts and it's just such a mixture

I don't know how to sit there and it's like I'm leaning to sadness or I'm leaning into that. It's all of the emotions. It's a beautiful thing to then see Jill's friend Meg as this woman that has grown up. She was the little thing with the puffs. And Mr. Matthias was sitting there and like she, I mean, dude, she's a go getter. Like, she's a stud and is this incredible young woman. And I'm like, oh my gosh, I want Scarlett to be that too. Like there's a big part of me that's like, I got to do a really good job. to make sure that we do get to this moment.

I do get to hand her off to like this awesome guy. But it's just really, really, really sad. Yeah. I mean, you said it and it made me tear up of like the realization of that, dude. That sucks. Yeah. It's like life rips, but life also is a motherfucker. Yeah, dude.

Because I sit there and think like, do we do pizza Friday every Friday? She's so excited. Mama, can I help you set the table? Can I help you? you like just engage in the tribal mentality that the family operates and like wanting to be helpful and even when mama does bedtime i've talked about this even when mama does bedtime i'm the closer like i go and she wants dad at a lay down with her and scratch her arm and scratch her back because i got into that habit when she was young and i'm trying to find a different way to where i'm not picking

her up and holding her out of the crib i want to let her know that i'm next to her and i'm like rubbing her arm and rubbing her little fingers and rubbing her hand then it came to let dad to give you a massage so that way we can get through a couple books and know when Daddy does massage and scratch your back, it's also time for bedtime. That morphed into now that she has her own bed, she still wants back scratches and rubs from Dadda. So I lay in bed with her every night without fail, like unless I'm out of town. It's Daddy does bedtime. Mama comes in, gives her hug kiss and three squeezes. Dadda still laying next to her as I rub her back and scratch her back. If Mama does bedtime, Mom comes out down the stairs, Dadda you're up because she's like, make sure to send

dead and I go in bed and lay with her for a few minutes to rub her arm and scratch her back. And I am the last person she sees basically the majority of nights. And one day that's going to be part of my speech of like, man, I hope, or you just, you're thinking yourself, I hope I am. Every night. Every night. And one night, I don't know what age it is, but there's going to come a time to where she doesn't want me to do that every night.

You know what I mean? And there's going to be like a death that I personally have with myself because you want to hang on to these moments so long to where you get so close to him and so bought in but you know that there's going to be an ending down the road which is both beautiful and shitty at the same time. Yeah. You should ask the groom to promise you

that he'll scratch your back every night when you do your speech. Yeah, God. Because that's where my mind goes of like, I'm going to be on my, metaphorically, on my hands and knees, begging that dude like

treat her well dude like please you're gonna be 10 toes down being like I was that man now you're that man yeah yeah

and then it makes you want to be a better husband which is a good thing of like you know how often I fall short in that regard and just like

it's so cool having a girl one of my one dude one of my, now I'm really going to cry. One of my close friends is having a girl. And he just called me.

And I teared up when he told me about it. I kept it cool. Like, they could tell that I teared up. Like, hey, my boy called me. Does he have any kids? Zero. So this is his first one. First one.

He calls you and told you. And you're tearing up. But also, you kept it fucking cool. Kept it so cool, dude. And also F him because I'm like, how was Lake Tahoe? They went on the ski trail. It was great, blah, blah, blah, the wifey, she didn't ski it all because she's pregnant.

Wait, hold on, what? And then they're telling me it's a baby girl and all this stuff. And I'm like, dude, he has no idea. But I'm also so excited for him because I know the type of guy he is. And I'm like, dude, like, oh, just the opportunity that dads have with girls. And shout out the boy dads, dude. Of course. We have so many boy dad PT sickos.

They're like, fucking talk about us. And I get that. We do need to talk about the boy dads more. But the girl dads have such an opportunity with these girls that it's just sick to like be at a wedding and see that celebration of life and see that dad that's so proud and so happy to give away his daughter. And like, I don't know. Dude, it's just a bond. It's cool. Even when you do the, oh, it's like, you just can't describe the bond that you have with your children.

Even if you talk about boy dads, like, yeah, we don't have boys, but we are men. Like, we were raised by men. Like, we know all the shortcomings that our dads had to where, you know if you had a, if I cloned myself or I have a boy one day, like, I know I'm going to be harder on him because I want him to be a better man than me. Yes. But you also have to have this empathy bug in there of, okay, when were times where I had anxiety or too much of a fear around my dad to where I feel like I couldn't connect or talk with him? Because you want to make them proud so badly to where in those moments are still teaching moments for you with your son to where, yes, you can be hard on them.

We all know we're going to be hard on our boys. You want them to be fucking men, good men, the right men, do everything the right way. Don't get caught up in the other bullshit. But you also have to think about when are the times that I felt as a boy growing up where I was a little too scared about something. Where I had, there was a fear or a failure or a letdown or something to where there was some of these disconnects with my dad, right? My dad was awesome.

Tough love, very hard on me. Very much like Dan Gable, a lot of our quotes. Like, I've had the life that I've had because my dad was half of it. But there are things that I can think about to where if I have a boy, I know I have I'll have to catch myself on wanting to be too hard on them. And back, hey, Willie, try to remember some of the disconnects that maybe me and my dad had to where I'm sitting there because now I have this empathy gene because I've had girls,

like the patience, the love, the care to help them develop as their brain is developing. They're like, boys are going through the same thing. You're not just harder on them because it's like, oh, he's a boy, he'll figure it out. Yeah. Like, no, no, no, sit with them. Sit with them and try to put yourself in his little undeveloped brain right now

and try to walk with him. and try to do all these things to help mold him. So we don't have boys, but we can still try and like, we are men, like we are guys. To where there's a lot of the similar carrier, like men and women are very different, but still there's a lot of common things that you're still sitting with them on and trying to help them understand why they're feeling what they're feeling.

Hey, it is okay to talk about what you're feeling. Yeah. There are times when you do need to talk about like what's on your mind. There are times where you shouldn't be suppressing. I can see the road we're going down being a little too hard on you to sit there to where I feel like you're not talking to me. me. I've done a poor job of not creating a space for you to talk to me. We can talk and I'll tell you why everything happens. Yeah. There's a, the grading scale that I've created in my head if I did have a

boy is that he is such a terrific man. He is such a great human that when that girl dad is letting their bride go on that wedding day, it's that much easier because they know the type of man that they're letting their daughter marry. Yeah. If that makes sense. Like being able to grade that as like, I know how great my son is because I'm partial. That's my son.

But others see it in him. Others see it in the way that he is treating his significant other, his friends, his blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, this is a true PT sicko. PT sicko. It's good stuff, man. We do have some new. We're on the new dad kicks.

I have a new dad shout out right here. and Brandon Clark. Come on. Via email boys. P. T. Sickle from Sydney, Australia. Okay. That was my attempt at an exit. Proud father of a two-year-old boy

currently listening in the hospital birthing suite after the arrival of baby number two, our little girl. Reflecting as I sit on my little chair on how proud I am on my wife and how lucky we are that we get to do this again. My son punched me in the balls last night. So I'm also casually reminding her that I feel her pain.

She's not appreciating it. but I digress. Good. Also reflecting on just how much the pod has influenced me as a father, whether it be the countless lessons, quotes to live by, or a weekly reminder of the shared wins and losses we all face his dads. I've truly loved every episode. Keep up the good work.

Cheers, cunts. Go birds. Let's go. Yes, dude. Oh, God. I love it, man. There might not be a better feeling than an Ozzie Conna can you kind. No better feeling.

That's when you know. We just got welcomed in. We got initiated. We got our cunts. We got our cunt card. We can say it now. Yeah. Yeah.

We got our cunt card. Dakota Young from Spotify. Dakota says, love the pod boys. You guys talking about the ups and downs of fatherhood. It's making the nerves go down for me. T minus 12 days. Induction Day is set till the first round of Bud's training comes to fruition. Wife and I have gone this whole time,

not knowing the gender, and it is super exciting, not knowing if I'll be a girl or boy dad, proud to be a part of PT6. Dakota. Congratulations, Dakota. Let's go, dude. Let's go, Dakota. Yeah.

That's so exciting. Do we want it? Let's keep ripping. I like, yeah, let's keep. I have, um, dad wins. I have general, dude, rip to dad wins. Oh, let's do general comments. I got one here from William Desh on Spotify.

Hello, my name is William Dash, and I'm a huge fan of your show, and I'm a proud father of two beautiful girls. I love listening to your show because it brings me comfort knowing that I'm not alone in figuring out fatherhood. I never knew how much being a father would impact the way I live my life, and I wouldn't change it for the world. Listen to you guys has been a fantastic time, and I love everything you guys do on the show. Keep up the great work, and remember to take out the trash. Thank you, William. Shout out to Spotify comment. Drop to Spotify comment. Hey, drop the Spotify comment.

drop the Spotify comment. I got Brandon Baldwin here on YouTube. Brandon says, what's up? My name is Brandon. I live in South Carolina. Go Cox. I started listening to the pod about a year ago and as a father of two boys, two years and four months old. I really feel like I learn a lot of new hacks I never would have thought of or tried before. My wife and I have tried all the methods we can think of for potty training and he's just not telling us when he has to go. it's frustrating because it's really not that hard to pee in or at least near the toilet. Anyway, I was just curious how it went for y'all.

Love the pod. Y'all are crushing it. What was this question on the potty? They're not going in the toilet, man. With boys, I hear it's hard. It's more difficult for the pot of training game. You don't know where that thing's going to go. You got the little hose attached.

What do I do with this? What is this thing? Take them outside. Don't teach him it's okay to go outside. What the boys do. My parents did. Your parents what? My parents did.

Did care or didn't care? Didn't care. Yeah, my parents didn't care. They didn't say, that's a treat. You grew up on the little sticker of the little kid pissing on whatever logo. Yeah. Yeah.

Be on it. Hey, just be on it. And then you're doing your name. It's fun. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun.

It's fun. Dakota. Philippeo on YouTube. Boys, I've been watching for a couple weeks now. I've never really watched podcast, but I absolutely love this community. Dude, shout out, shout out, shout out, Papa Team 6. Your advice and story sharing makes me want to be a better fiance to my so... Significant other. Oh, okay. To my significant other. Ah, so significant other. To my significant other and a better father to my son and daughter. I just received some merch in the mail

this trash day and couldn't be happier. Embrace the chaos, boys. Keep up the great work and don't forget to take out the trash. I love you, boy. Guess you did. Guess you did. Oh, is today? Today's my trash today. It's Tuesday for me.

What's today? We record on Tuesday. The show drops on Wednesday. Yeah. I forgot. As you were listening, it's trash day. Oh, you forgot. Yeah, hold your pause.

I thought to you were pause. Good. I thought today was Wednesday. And I was like, shit, I forgot. And that's perfect because we went out of town and it's already all built up. It's all great. Let's wait until next week. Keep adding more trash to.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be fun. Hey, maybe I'll go dumpster diving. it again. You know what you didn't do. You got me right one time. You didn't hit me up. Yeah, that's true. I should have done that. You're two minutes away from the shop, but you could hit any of the boys up. That's so true. Not the roller bag, not the trash. Like, what's going on? And I'm not asking that, like, what's going on with you? Like, what is going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's going on? Because we got to figure it the

fuck out. Give me one of those tiger speeches. That's why use a tiger. when you should be part of the pack. Yeah, he thought he had me with the Tiger talk. He's like, Tiger, it's more about pride and, like, getting your stuff in order. It's like, that's how I know you're not ready because you're talking about pride over PAC. When you're talking about pack over pride,

that's when I know you're ready. When you're thinking of things beyond yourself and you're thinking about other people, that's when I know you're ready. You're growing. Yeah. We texted about that video. Yeah, we texted.

I was just, I was looking for like a little, you know, I know, I know. Well, now I'm in the box of the video. You're on the spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll get me right. You'll get me right. Oh, you will have a, I'm big on, you feel a moment happening.

Let's remove the person from the moment. Let's get out of there and say that's, don't even worry about that. Like what's on your mind? You're big on that. Big and remove it. Let's have a one-on-one. Yeah. Did it with Rue this morning.

I walk in, Sorenex is setting up outside. I walk in, and Rue is losing her mind. All she wanted to do was have Scotty's Lama, the Webunub, big Webunub family. Roos still rips her tigy, pacifiers now off of it, because over time, wear and tear. Scotty's is a llama. Rue wanted llama for some reason, so she could put her little plastic knife, like toy knife, like, and just put it in the hole of the webinar. Cool.

That was literally it. Cool. Because when Charles went over, she's like, all right, here it is. And then Roos crying and, like, putting it in. And she's like, do you feel better? And I'm thinking, what the hell is going on? Is this all she wanted? We're trying to get her to finish her chicken sausage.

and Ruth's still crying. So I was just like, hey, do you want a hug? You want Dad to pick you up? She reaches up. I pick her up. We just walk to a different room. Yeah. We get her, hey, let's stop crying.

Let's talk. Like, what's going on? What's the problem? Yeah. Why are you sad right now? Saying it, hey, I got you. It's okay to be sad. Yeah.

But we know we got to finish a job in there. We got to eat your chicken. We got to eat your chicken sausage. Yeah. So let's wipe the tears. Hey, give Dad a big hug. Just lay on me right now. You want me to hold you for a second?

Yeah, I want Dad to hold me. I'll hold you for a second, but when we walk back in there, knew you. Yeah. New you, we're going to sit down. We're going to eat the chicken sausage. And now is Dadda doing rituals on his podcast?

Is that making you want to simulate sacrificing a llama? Is this my fault? Is this that Da Da Da Da is doing? Because Dadda can stop. Did you see the seance a few weeks ago? Is that what's going on? Is that what's going on? Because I'm proud of you, kiddo, but let's not do that.

Yeah. But big on removing, let's have a one-on-one. Let's talk. Let's get away from the noise. That's a good note. That's a good note. I have our final little general comment from Josh Duncan on the Graham. As a member of Papa Team 6,

can I make a recommendation for the baby team 6 merch? I think there should be an infantry division for the babies on the front line out there causing havoc. Yeah, I'm good. That's good. Infantry. Infantry division. He cooked. He cooked.

He cooked. I want to say, did I take a screenshot? We might need to pull them into our next internal meeting. Yeah. Next internal meeting. I have one here from Ron Holmes on Spotify. Merch Idea. Oh.

Y'all should make a going home bundle. A shirt and or a hat for the dads. Something for the moms. Maybe a hat or something that Jill or Charo. I spelled that how it sounds. Charo, he put two R's one R. It's one R. Wish they had when they left the hospital.

A blanket or a beanie for the baby. That's a, what a great idea. that's a phenomenal idea what an awesome idea we'll talk about it we'll talk about it we'll look into it with something that new and fresh

we should probably look into it we should probably look into it we'll look into it because I we love the idea first time we've ever done it and if you're just hearing us if this happens to be your first episode and that was one of your comments or it's just your first episode and you're wondering the vibe that's taking place right now

the PT sickos understand the vibe taking place right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great idea. We love it. Look into it. I have a dad. I think you guys are thinking different things right now. We are. I'm on your page, though. We are here. I know your, again, the trauma you faced previously in life does not come from

Sheper Eye. This is not an attack on you. We love you. I'm not feeling an attack. I'm saying, we'll look into it. Okay. I'm saying if there's just a first time viewer and they're wondering like, why are they having all? You're protecting. the potential person of viewers. Like, do they love the idea or do they not love the idea? Because we're like, we love the idea. We love the idea.

We'll look into it. Yes. My, we love the idea. We love it. J. Roma 9109 on YouTube. He has a dad loss here. Dad loss. My daughter has a ton of hair.

And I was in charge of getting her ready for picture day at school because mom has to be in work early. I sent in a couple hair ties with her and asked her to ask the teacher to fix her hair. So is the dad lost he didn't do the hair? He needed somebody else to do it?

I will say this. I said I wasn't going to say it on the pod, but I'll put it out there. I'll put it out there. Put it out there. Dad, when, he knew it was picture day. That's a, like if we're talking baseline, dad When?

Dad win, you understand what your weaknesses are. So there's two right there. Did he prepare? Sounds like he did. He got some hair ties and asked his daughter to ask the teacher to do the hair. Do we know how old the daughter is? No, we did not. We did not.

So you could be playing in a gray area there. Do you trust your daughter to go inside and ask to get her hair done? Yeah. So maybe. Maybe. Like, well, I'm guessing she's not old. to do her own hair. Correct.

But is she going to remember to ask the question when she walks in? Which is my next. Yes. That could be a win. Yeah, that could be a win. But I think even though that is a dad's loss, we'll truck it up as a loss. I think fundamentally, let's just create a standard. Fundamentally, all dads need to understand how to just do a ponytail.

Yes. Just one simple, whether it's low pony, high pony, just working your fingers, working in your hands, you just get a hair tie on them. Yes. Tighten it up. Yes. Pull the ponytail so the little thing he gets tied to their head. Yeah.

To me, that's a standard that's fundamental. I think so. Okay. I think so. I think that's a dad loss. I think he did a good job of, hey, I've already fallen short here and instead of just like, oh, well, go.

There was some prep. I understand it. But we got to learn how to do the ponytail. I want to learn how to braid. My wife saw me about learning how to braid. So can I get in the, can I get in the car with him? Can I get in the foxhole with him? Share an example that just happened yesterday. You're in the car. I'm in the car with him. With J. Roma. Similar experience. Mom left. Ruse had a license incident to where her hair, we wanted braided. We don't just want to loose ponytail. We don't want her hair down. We want to braid it or something to where it's

tight. And I guess you minimize the risk for getting lice because she's got lice from school. Cool. Good. But yesterday, I forgot to get her hair done. But I don't know how to do the braid. Hand up. Sue me. I don't know how to braid hair yet. Trow does try to teach me. She wants me to sit there and observe, do all the things. I'm good with the ponytail. I can rip ponytails all day long. I can now do a little ballet bun as long as I watch a YouTube video. Okay. But I forgot.

I forgot to have Arnani as we're sitting there. She would do her hair. Hey, tell her what she needs. Rue just got in, hair down, long hair, don't care. She was rocking the Clay Matthews before game day. On game day. Good. We're driving into school.

I'm now realizing my dad lost like you. I forgot to do that. I didn't even know. Like there was no, I got to get this done. I'm aware that I'm not getting it done. wasn't until I was in the car line and be like, damn, I forgot to do her hair. Yeah. What I did,

improvised adapt to overcome, pulled up, saw the teacher, hey, miss so-and-so, do you have two hair ties? Well, of course. Yeah. Could you, when you go inside, could you braid Roos hair for me? She's all, Roos on me right now

that I didn't get her hair braided. She's, of course, I'll braid Root's hair. So I know the job got done, but Dad lost with my man who just rode in. Yeah. Same thing happened to me. Yeah, same thing happened to me. I'm seeing this whole pints and ponies thing, and we've been sending it.

Derek's been sending it into the group. We reached out and just said hi to them. We're mutual friends now with pints and ponies. Oh, are we really? Do we should, and you, you said it. We should 1,000% do a pints and ponies. And they're in the UK. They are in the UK.

They're of a separate brand, which I can look into and figure out. So this is, like, it's two guys that do host, like an entity in a podcast. This is an event. They started that getting picked up. It is over in the UK. so we'd not need to call it beers and braids.

Oh my God. Hey, hey, we'll look into it. We'll look into it. We'll look into it. Beers and braids? Fuck. That'd be sick. That's good.

That's good. Yeah, do you want to do dad? I have a dad went in a shout out here too. I feel like we're kind of just like racing through. I got a dad hack of the week. All I'm holding, all I got left in my head is dad hack of the week. is dad hack of the week and then I got whenever we do our voicemails and emails you should have hubby shoutouts I do but I know I'm looking at keeping it under an hour I'm so sorry yeah you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good

hit us with that dad dad hack of the week dad hack of the week came to us on YouTube from jk 94 cod 51 underscore come on dad hack to not get yelled at for the teeth brushing and to make to make it fun. Oh. Play brushy, but play brushy brush by Elmo. Walks you through the steps

of brushing your teeth and having a little fun dancing with your little one. PT sicko out. Love y'all boys. One of my favorite pods that I refer all of my friends to. No.

P.S. The song kind of hits. Okay, so J. Fish is a sicko. So I want to shout out J. Fish for putting other dads on the pod. That's awesome. It's J.J. 94. Kod 51.

Cod 51. Like a codfish? Yeah, yeah, yeah. JJ. 94 cod 51. Okay. But yeah, he's on game. And I love that game.

And I love that. We got our dad hack of the week from the YouTube comments. Yes. So if you want your dad hack feature, make sure to just put like a little, you know, dad hack colon,

you may be our dad hack of the week. Yeah, because again, man, the show continues to flood with new viewers, new listeners that are just getting introduced to the community.

Let's introduce them to the community. community by showing them dad hacks and some game that you can give these new fathers. Yep. Come on. Come on. Voice mails? Sure. If you don't want to rip any more of those.

We'll do, we'll say, oh, actually, yes, I do have one. Okay. This has been floating for multiple, multiple, multiple weeks. And it's a really good one from our Reddit page. So I want to shout out our Reddit page. First and foremost, you guys are cooking on there. This was a discontaliener. that was posted on our Reddit page, Will.

I will read this out and maybe all of us can answer quickly on what our answer would be. And before you dive into, I do want to say the Reddit page, completely active and happening. Four days ago, there was a comment that said, hey, just found out about this sub. So it is now that people aren't even looking at the pod, they find in the sub, which is the group on Reddit and just attach into that. He said it does look like an awesome podcast, though. I'm a first time dad. My girlfriend is about seven weeks now. It's nice to meet you all.

11 comments underneath. Everyone's saying, congrats. Welcome. Hello. Good to see you here. It's getting there. God. Look at them. Dude, if people could rip over my chest right now and look at my heart, my heart would be smiling.

Agreed. It's like, God damn, the community. Agreed. PT sickos. Yet another ad break. And I know you're probably asking yourself, I thought we only got one of these per episode. Will we try to keep these tight? We try not to beat them over the head with it.

Keep them tight. Keep it right. But they're not like I thought we only got one of these. They're fired up. They are fired up. Therefore, the dads is getting some more sponsorships. They're thinking, how does this podcast, does this brand not have more partners yet?

That's what they're thinking. I'm thinking, I don't want them to get to the point where we're beating them over the head because they are so stoked to see this growth. And I think they're going to be really excited about this one because this is a personal one that we have been working on behind the scenes. For the last, what, four months?

Five months? That would be five. months, yes, for the last five months, was when we initially pitched this. Pt6, we officially have our own PT6 official condoms. We got some rubbers. For the SD6ers out there. For the STXers and Goombay's, we got some PT6 patented. Rubbers, Jimmy hats, you name it.

And you heard right. After countless hours of shockwave research and practicing, placing Jimmy hats, on bananas. We have finally cracked the code to form the perfect condom. Did you hear that will? Perfect condom. Sure did, Sherm.

Our protective team sex latex, anti-small crying human little boy balloons are the sure far away to ensure your shockwave ride lasts 10 hours minimum. We'll hold the phone because you just said 10 hours. Did you read that right? 10 hours of shockwave. 10 hours, it could be a typo. We know when I'm reading.

I don't know if it is because my next line is 10 hours. Sign me up for that. So it sounds like that's almost a guarantee. PT6 condoms are now live at bwtb.com. BWTB.com to get your protective team sex condoms. Let's get back to that episode. No, hang on, hang on. Wait, wait, what's going on?

Do you got to tell them the little wrinkle? That's right. Inside of the little Jimmy. So it can, it's got little measuring marks. And as you roll it down, if you can spell shockwave, then you are a true. Then you got a piss missile down there. You got a weapon. You got a banana hammer.

Yeah. You got a banana hammer. And congratulations to you, you ST Sicko, you Goon Bray. I can't wait to give one of these to, uh, Matt Malone, one of our Goombets here in the office, he's going to love you. I can't wait until we just see comments on Spotify and YouTube talking about how much they just can't believe that this is a real thing because this is not an April Fool's joke. All you got to do is go to BWTB.com.

You'll see them. Yep. And then drop comments letting us know that you bought. Willie boy, I got to the A. I got to the A and wave. I'm not to the E yet, but I'm doing my calisthenics. I'm getting there. Yeah, I'm with Tim.

Look, I'm an AGA predator. Yeah, like in football terms. football terms. I'm an A-gapper. You know what I mean? I'll get to the A as well. I know that I'm going to get shock. And that's all I was worried about. That's all you need. Tried one of them on, got to shock. I was happy. I won't tell you what letter I ended on.

But I was happy with just shock. That was good feeling. What's the quote? It's not how big the boat is. It's how, like, you, motion. Motion. Motion. Something about, yeah. So we got motion.

We got motion. Don't let a white boy get a little motion with these PT6, condoms. Do we go back to the episode now? Go back to the episode. All right. This is Little as on our Reddit page. He said, which Super Dad power are you picking of these six? Okay.

Okay. I'm going to read them off real. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas.

We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up

with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers

was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, Hey Jonas.

and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite.

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Chef, I'll take a picture of this. Send it to you and we can put it up on the screen. The Whisperer. Produce a magic hum that calms any meltdown in under 60 seconds. The human crane. A hundred percent success rate on the car to crib transfer. so they're not waking up. Reflex master,

catching falling objects, including children before they hit the floor every time. Tactical loader. Pack the diaper back trunk for a weekend trip in five minutes flat. That reminds me the photo.

Oh, but he dropped. Nick for the dad's posted. Yeah, yeah. He had just a clean setup in the trunk. Ooh, and that was not,

minutes. No, no, no, no. That was 45 to an hour five. Yeah. Nice game of Tetris. Yeah. Nursery Ninja. Navigate Legos and creaky boards in total silence. Or the iron nose. Identify a dirty diaper from two rooms away via vibes alone. So I will hold those up. Again, we have the whisper. To me, to me, this is a no-brainer. Okay. How about what does your mind think when you read those? Just because of recent fails, I like the tactical loader. Okay. Just because of recent fails, but I am... Tactical loader is packed the diaper, packed the diaper bag,

and fill the trunk up for a weekend trip in five minutes. I am leaning towards Reflex Master, though. That was my initial gut was Reflex Master. See, I can tell this, this, now, now I have a whole different perspective. Yeah, we're in different stages right now. Yeah. Because mine is... is without a doubt the whisperer.

Yeah. Like without a doubt, produce a magic calm that calms a meltdown in under 60 seconds. Yeah. Like, I look at that list and it's like,

what is the thing that I deal that we deal with the most that can happen more consistently? Like, yeah, reflexes, that'd be great. I feel like I got some good that reflexes, but it's not 100%. Yeah.

The tactical one. Yeah. That's, we're traveling not every day, not all the time. No. The one I deal with, the one that we deal with every day

with a three-year-old soon to before. and a 16th month old is the meltdown tantrums, both of them at the same time. One's getting more loved than the other. You got a, no, no, no. I just get that magic com. If I could become the whisper, that would be the superpower

that I would choose as a dad at this stage of my life. Okay, so you're going whisper. I'm going whisper. I think I'm going to go full board reflex master. Reflex master, which makes a lot of sense. Yeah. It's like even the tactical ones

when you get kids to the point to where you're just kind of rallying everybody, getting them in the vehicle. I can see where the tactical one comes in. We had a couple of passes hit the floor in the airport. That's gross, right? Like you don't want to put it. It happens. But you don't want to put it right back into their mouth if it's the airport. I'm sure, hey, I'm sure after baby number two, probably, probably started doing that. I had a coworker shout out Sonia. But she told me first baby. I mean, when anything happened, shit hits,

fan second baby they'll get lost in the grocery store for five minutes hey they'll pop up yeah they'll pop up they'll pop up third one that's where home alone comes third one is as you're going to the car with the you know uh the buggy they come running out with the third one they go hey did you leave something oh there he is yeah there's number three i thought he was in the car yeah that's why i'm going to the car um what do what do the show me that list again reflex mask the human crane. The iron nose, in my opinion, if you're a young father in the stage that you are,

I feel like you're wasting a superpower using that one. This, you do not need. Iron nose, you don't need. Do you want to hear which one's one on the Reddit and I could read back? Oh, yeah. They had a poll. Yeah, they had a pool.

13 total votes. So zero votes for iron nose, identify a dirty diaper from two rooms away via vibes. Zero votes for nursery ninja. Navigate Legos and creaky boards and total silence. Okay. tied two votes reflex master catch falling objects and two votes tactical loader pack the diaper bag trunk for the weekend in second place with three was the human crane 100% success rate from car to crib with six total voids was the whisperer produce a magic home that calms a melt down in under 60 seconds that makes sense

i mean that superpower alone bro i get that's that's peace in motion yeah jill and i haven't gotten to that point yet of like being out late enough to where Scarlett ate her solids at dinner and now she's asleep. And really, we could just segue that car ride sleep into bedtime and leave it at that. We haven't hit there. Right. But even if you use that superpower and they wake up and think about the power of the whisper, they wake up. That's what I'm saying.

You change them. You put them in bed and you just leave the room. And they're already crying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But then like after a minute or two, like, all right, they're not. themselves asleep right away because they woke themselves up from the transfer. You just walk in there.

You hit them with some Wimbaway. What's the name of that song? A Wimawip. Or no, the one that you love from. Oh, Mighty Joe Young. Mighty Joe Young. Mimba Wimbo, wahu pepo.

The eyes are just slowly shodding. The sweet little one is now going to bad. And you, it's over. They're out. They're out. So even if you have, they wake up in between the car and get into the crib, you hit them with that. It's done. Yeah.

Fun game. Wonderful. Wonderful job singing, by the way. And thank you, thank you, thank you, Derek for being on top of me. That has, what, six weeks? Yeah, and EZ is the guy that started the Reddit page. So shout out. Shout out, EZ.

Shut out EZ. Voice mails, voicemails, voicemails, voicemails. Tid them. Reminder, you can call in to 601 the dads. We will get to emails later. You, sorry? 605. Do you say 261?

601, the dads. 601, the dads. He was just keeping us on our toes. You get, was that in April Fool's? April Falls! April Falls! I knew I'd get you. You got me.

Damn it. Too easy. Damn it. Six. I won the dads. We're going to say 605? Yeah, and I bit. I bid on it.

Or, yink. Idiot. Idiot. God, I'll have to think about that one later. 601 to call it, or you can write into 601 at gmail.com. And we will also read your email. That will come after the voicemails. Our first voicemail is titled My Best Friend.

Boys, it's time to crack a cold one. For those of you who are sitting in the trenches right now, my daughter just turned 14, had her birthday yesterday. I'm still waiting for the day where she hates her dad. She's my best friend. She's going out of town with her mom. It'll just be me and the 11-year-old daughter. She's got a soccer game on Saturday.

We got our lunch date planned. It'll just be her and I for the week. And my older daughter just told me she's going to miss me all week. Just know that when I was in the trenches with her, she slept through the night for the first time after her baby. sister when she was three. So if you're going through the trenches, dealing with sleeping issues, any of those things right now, just know it will get better. And someday she'll be your best buddy. She's a teenager. I love her to death. She's my best friend. Just keep at it. Be there, be present,

love her. That call right there, even at this stage, with returning four, do you think about when is the time where they're, you know, cherish the first 10 years, cherish the first 11? Because they'll hate you. Because they're not, you're going to lose them. Yeah. And it sounds like he figured it out. And just know, like, you do it the right way the entire time. Like, you're going to have that bond that he seems to have with his daughter,

14 years old and also an 11-year-old. Yeah. And you heard it. It was subtle, subtle game. Lunch date already planned because she's got a soccer game on Saturday. Letting her know, hey, guess what? We get a little lunch date after your soccer game. Picked your favorite spot.

We're going to blank. Getting her excited about it. Not just, oh, what sounds good, honey? And your oldest is like, I'm going to miss you all week. Buddy, call in every week. Yeah. Great calling. Yeah.

Yeah. Call in every week. We got to bottle whatever he's got. Yeah. He needs to be on the show. He does need to be on the show. One donut. Exclamation point question mark is our next voicemail.

Boys, what's up? Jordan from Mississippi here. Got a dad win I want to share Donuts with dad I know donuts have been a hot topic on the show Here lately Me and my son had donuts with dad at his school Got there the vibes were high

Had a great time Me and my boy chopped it up Room full of dads This is K through five kids right One donut One donut per person And it was glazed Not even chocolate

We'll find out pretty fast pretty fast. I looked at my son. I'm like, you're going to eat all yours? He's like, yeah. I know. Okay. All right. I was just asking you one donut, you know? One donut. We pay any amount of dollars

a month at the school, but yeah, hey, one donut. Regardless, hey, we had a great time. Vibes were high. We enjoyed ourselves. Went to a little Lego store after the fact, but hey, one donut. Kind of a loss.

But, hey, had a great time. Anyways, keep up the show, man. We love it here, me and some buddies watch it on the reg every week. On the rig. You know what you're doing. Love you guys. I love you too, Jordan. Jordan, I got a message not for you, but for that school that you're paying a little bit of money to each month.

It's Mississippi who knows how much money they're paying. True. If this is one of them private schools and he's getting one glazed donut, What are we talking about? We need pink frosting with sprinkles minimum. I need bear claws. Yeah, I need bear claws. Boston cream pies.

Yeah. Chocolate covered, long johns. Oh, did you not have enough, Jordan, as he's walking out? Did you not have enough? Oh, no, I had enough. Well, just in case, here's some donut holes for the road. Have yourself a day. if it's a private school.

That's all I'm saying. Yeah, I think we just got an inside look at the economy in Mississippi. They're making the most of it. I'm glad that Jordan and his boys, they have service down there to watch our show every week. Oh, no. Just start shitting on Mississippi. Oh, my God.

Hey, Jordan, you ride a horse? Are you taking your kid to school on a horse? You even got a car, dude. What did you call us on? Payphone? That connection was horseshit, dude. Yeah, I'm sitting there. I'm like, intently listening.

But he gave us love. He and his boys, they listened on the reg. So I don't want to go too hard. Because if I'm going in with one donut leaving, do you enjoy your time? You hit the coffee on the other hand. No, there's only, you only got us 12 donuts. There's 16 of us in here.

Dad and donut, Dane. we got a pack of 12. And I live in this state. You think I'm going to be happy with one donut with all the shit I have to put up with? And it's glazed. And it's glazed. Hey, what happened?

Did Ole Miss or Mississippi State do anything do you? That right there. Like, what did the school do? They just go to the gas station. Let me get a box of 12. Had to have. Had to have. That is wild at the state of Mississippi.

That was wild about the state of Mississippi. Is it wild? No. I'm, it was a little. April fools to all the Mississippi. All April's messing with them. You did tell me your favorite river the other month. The Mississippi.

The Mississippi. You did, buddy. St. Louis. St. Louis. Come on. Need some dad hacks. Okay. Need some dad hacks. This will be our, our final one.

Boys, it's Frank from Philly Conning. I need some dad hacks. Oh, Frank sounds down. We just started potty training. Our son would be three in a month now, and it is not going well. The first 30 minutes, we're through three sets of underwear. He's freaking out. He ain't getting it.

We don't know what to do. We're trying to explain it to him. It's just not working. Please. I need all the dad hacks on potty training. Thank you. So he's essentially saying nothing's working right now. Yeah, I mean, it's in his voice.

The poor guy, like, he needs you right now, Will. I can't help him. He's got a little boy, yeah? Yeah. We don't got no experience with the little boys. I know, man, but you, I mean, Rue is a potty trained sicko. She was showing off to Uncle Shirm how she knows how to use the bathroom. I mean, she's dialed, dude.

You got her dialed. Yeah, but I was more of the support system. I was more the celebrating. Charo was... Come on now. Charo was in the paint. Find every great man is a greater wife. Or good man or decent man, average man.

Yeah. Martha Washington. Yeah. George Washington's wifey. Yeah. Choro knew what to do. And again, I feel like everything I've heard that girls are just easier. Yeah.

I've... Dude, only only thing that I got, and they might not be old enough for this is JJ, I think I've told this story on the pod. JJ, son of Jeremy. Shout out JJ and Jeremy. I've been catching some flack that I only shout out JJ. And Brady.

And Brady. And Lindsay. Yes. Shout out the clumps. When their son was here, he was doing a little bit of this, like holding his hand right there and kind of you know, the toes are going inward a little bit. But he's not saying anything.

He's not saying anything. And dad is asking, Jeremy's asking, JJ, JJ, JJ, you got to go, you got to go? No, no, no. I said, JJ, I'm about to piss my pants. I'm going to race you to the bathroom because I'm going to go to the bathroom first. No, you're not and ran to the bathroom, went in there and peed. I was like, what a dead act? I was like, dang it. Dang it. You beat me. That's honestly a great one right there. Because even when Rue, like now you have me thinking in terms of Rue, like any time we thought that, okay, she hasn't gone

in a while, you just kind of, I'm telling Rue, I got to go potty right now. You're probably going to follow me into the bathroom like you always do. Let's go together. Yeah, let's go together. And in Rue's bathroom, let's go powder our news. He's a big Daniel Tiger fan. Daniel Tiger for when she gets her screen time.

There's some game. There's game in Daniel Tiger. What's his song? Do you have to go party? Maybe yes, maybe no. Why? Why don't we sit and try to go? Something like that. Yeah. But we had the poster of Daniel Tiger with the lyrics sitting in the bathroom.

So that way it can always be on our mind. Hey, what was Daniel Tiger say? Maybe. Maybe yes, maybe no. Why don't, why don't we sit and try to go? And try to go. Come on. That's Danny Boy.

Danie boy. Danny O. I always knew I was like, D.T. That's Daniel Tiger. And then when they're sitting in there, look at the poster. Yeah, dude. Got to get poking. You don't have to go.

It's all good. We're just taking a T.O. We're taking a quick 30. Yeah. Let's go powder our nose. What's the hot goss? What's the 4-1-1? Oh, you need the potty now?

Cool. Get after it. Yeah. Yeah. And also shout out all those posters, dude. Save the drama for your llama. Yeah. Hang in there with the little kitten.

Mm-hmm. nothing like a good elementary school post. And then if it gets too far, you got to think you might have to start thinking about waterboarding. I like where your head's at

and I'm trying to think of the best way because he said, was it a three-year-old, two-year-old? There's somewhere around there. Yeah. Still light enough, you could hold them by their feet. But there's probably some ways to go about it. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you piss on the floor. You know what time it is. Here's what the floor feels like when you piss all over it. You just start waterboarding them. April fools. Oh God. I'm joking.

I'm joking. April. For the love of God, I'm kidding. We rub my dog's nose in it. April fools. Yeah, yeah, yeah. April fools. Kind of like a dog.

Why don't you just rub their face in it? April fools. We're just kidding. Hey, we might be pieces of shit, but we're not that big of a piece of shit. Um, emails. We got emails. Great.

Yeah. I got, I got a couple. Okay. I only have one. I'll rip through mine because it's kind of lengthy in a good way. This one comes from Colin Riley. Colin says,

Hey, boys, I just wanted to shout out my wife and share some thoughts on what I am doing, trying to be a supportive partner, especially when things seem stacked against you. This message might be a little long. I apologize for that. But I just wanted to share a little bit about some things that are going on and how much this podcast helps me keep things in perspective. Little context.

My wife, Kristen and I live in Australia, good I might, with our four-year-old son, Bodie. That's a sick name. I love Bodie. She's from New Zealand. I'm from Indiana. And we met at Ball State University. We moved to Australia at the start of 2020 and had our son. during COVID. Kristen plays professional soccer in the second division here in Australia and has recently

played in the FIFA Women's Champions Cup against Wuhan and China. The fucking irony there. She has been trying to break through to the first division and as she is turning 30 this year, she feels like time is against her. I wanted to just shout her out. She's doing a tough job. She's a great athlete and a better mom. It takes a special type of person to juggle everything she does. does parenting, sports, and working full-time on top of that. I know how great she is and how well she handles everything, so the least I can do is make her life easier. Cooking, me, dishes, me, laundry, me, cleaning, done.

Daycare drop off, I do that. Birthday parties, of course, weekend sports, bring it on. Kids wet the bed, sorted. Kid wetts the bed and throws up in the bed. No big deal. What? Colon. Light work.

colon. In my mind, I'm trying to make as much of her plate as I take as much of off her plate as I can. The less she has to worry about, the better she can perform and the more time she can spend with her son. My thinking is that as a husband and father, I need to be able to handle it all. One of the highlights of my week is being able to lock in at work and listen to the pod. It helps me realize that there are all sorts of people. parents in all different situations and we are all just trying our best to keep it together. I appreciate the candor of the pod, not afraid of the bad times, but embracing them, sharing them and celebrating the good times.

Final shout out for the wife. She's doing an amazing job. And since we live overseas away from both of our families, there's not many people who appreciate and get to see how wonderful and strong she really is, Colin Riley. shout out Kristen Riley shout out Kristen Riley sounds like a badass

both of them sound like badasses and we were just kind of like an interpreter for the being over here on the mainland yeah dude you don't know how they're doing you hear how they're doing yeah Riley family sounds like they're crushing right now sounds like Kristen is a stud in the football side of things and Colin is

holding it down at the fort big time PT6 standards high come on I have one here from Anna Flynn in. Hello, dads. This is a future Milk Team Sixer and wife of a devoted weekly listener. My husband Noah is turning 26th, is turning 26th on April 6th. And I would absolutely love to make his year with a birthday shout out on the pod. He's been listening every week for a long time now and always shares the highlights with me. You guys made us laugh so hard and even brought a few tears. We recently found out we're expecting our first baby, a little girl, do it. September.

No. September 19th, September 19th, that's my birthday. Come on. And I actually surprised him with the news when he got home from work by buying a PT6 t-shirt, VWTB.com.

Shameless plug. Come on. Something I had always joked I would do one day. Noah is the most kind, harder, hardworking, humble and goofy person I know. He's such an amazing husband. I truly can't wait to watch and become the best dad to our daughter.

If you could wish him a happy birthday, it would mean the world. Best Anna M-T-6er in progress. Noah, happy birthday, dude. Noah Noah Happy birthday Noah Happy birthday Noah

There's a pretty picture of Noah In your cards Oh yeah yeah yeah sorry Let's see that mug What's he look like Take two take two Here's Noah and Anna Showing their ultrasound

No Can't get copyrighted Kodak Poppin They're a beautiful couple They are wonderful Seems like a stud. Anna seems like a stud. Weekly listener. She gets all the good stuff.

What's he getting for his birthday? I know you got a PT6 shirt, but... I think we should get in anything like golf clubs or... Maybe a couple fun coupons? Oh, yeah, we could give him a fun coupon. So Noah, for your birthday, for the dad's is gifting you two fun coupons. Yep. One that says shockwave.

Yep. And one that says put a bow on it. Happy birthday. Come on, man. You are welcome. Yeah. You're welcome. Let's start listening.

Let's let's get you become out a weekly listener. When's your birthday? Yeah, we got your back too, Anna. Anna gets two coupons too. Oh, man. To be determined. To be determined. I have a lesson of the week, and I have a quote.

Dude, give them both. Feed them both to us. Do you want both? Quote of the week, I changed things up. I was doing some research on Dan Gable. I was like, every great hero has their doppelganger, their villain, has who they're going against. I found Dan Gables, and you can correct me on this if I'm wrong, Will. But it looked like Dan's rival was Ivan Kjorgan, a Russian Soviet Union wrestler.

Ivan, who went up against Dan Gable and really gave him the most triage, throughout Dan's career. Ivan had a great quote that I wanted to read out. Please. He said, I trained in the village every day like a peasant, and I chopped enough firewood for three winners. That's Ivan Jorgon.

That's the type of sicko that's going to give a sicko like Dan Gables some trouble. Yeah. I'm not just going to go out and chop firewood. I'm going to chop enough for three winners. Yeah. Then you got the story arc of Dan Gables. Gable, how he became everybody's hero.

Yeah. My hero. Ivan, I mean, Ivan truly sounded like Ivan Drago. Yeah, I love the name. Was, uh, that's kind of the villain you need. Yeah. And I was like, was Stallone like kind of a Dan Gable sicko? Is that where the Rocky four plot came from?

I don't know. Now, my lesson of the week is a recap from last week's lesson of the week. for those that are here no way that's Dan Gable what's he saying once you've wrestled everything in life is easy

can we get I think we've said that one before we probably have nothing like a good reminder yeah it's so nice we said it twice yeah yeah chef can we and we're wrestling with our kids every day in post will do you might

hold him in post can we get a nice little zoom on Dan there yeah yeah yeah We can do that. Let people understand who we're talking about. Look at that. That's Dan Gable.

Golly. He looks good, Will. He does, man. Okay, so last week, lesson of the week was owning something to take it off of your wife's plate. Don't just do chores when the chores need to be done. Own a part of the house. So that is off of Wifi's checklist because of a female brain. works different from a male brain.

They're always processing stuff. It's a constant to-do list. By you owning the bathroom, per se, is what I said I was going to own, that will take something off of her. Is the bathroom clean? Do we need toilet paper? Blah, blah, blah.

She doesn't have to worry about it. Husband's got it. I have an update. I have a further pledge, and I wrote a little something here. I may be getting ahead of myself, but I have a new domain that I'll be taking charge of in our new home that we're moving to. This is in addition to the bathrooms, the garage.

And I know what the PT sickos are thinking. Sherman, that's a given. PT sickos are born in the garage, molded by it. All great points. However, this will be not just any garage. It will have daily surveillance. It will have weekly vacuuming, weekly leaf blowing. But it will not only be the garage,

you will be the stallions that inhabit the stables. My wife's car is included in the umbrella of the garage. Far too long has my wife sat there with her oil unchange, her tires low. I will be taking full responsibility for those things as well. Get our piss hot. Lean, lean, lean, need. No, no, no.

Shit, please don't play a copyrighted song. People have already heard non-coporited rap three times in this episode. Let's not make it four. Maybe a folk song. Hey, you know what we could do? We could cover that song. We could make our own little cover

and then we can play it anytime we want on the podcast. Sure. That would be fun. Like a little. That would be fun. Like a kid's bob version, but a PT6 pop. Let's get out of here, man.

Great sewed. Yeah. Great sewed. Right? Great sode. Terrific sewed. Terrific sod. Is there a timeline for like the car or like you're watching it?

And he said you're giving like sweeping and leaf blowing. I love that. He said weekly surveillance. Weekly surveillance for sure. So with mom's car. What are we looking at it? I just didn't know if you had a thought you wanted to finish with mom's car before we left. Oh no.

That was it. Oh, that was as deep as a thought went. April Fool's, it goes super deep. April Fool's, here is the weekly breakdown.

I put it on a spreadsheet. I didn't actually. But how does mom's car get all the servicing that you're talking about? When I go to take my car to get service, I also do moms,

which I have not been doing. In the past. You're going to drive both cars. There and lies. A potential problem. cars. Yeah, big time. Because, again, you've already said it. We operate different. Our species

operate differently. We can sit, men can sit in the chaos and the clutter. Yeah. Women can't. Yeah. So, you going to take your car back, hey, every time I do it, I'm going to get your sweetheart. She'll be living in the clutter so much longer because she's waiting on you

to go do yours. And then she's like, hey, when are you doing your vehicle? Because I just got to figure out what mine's happening. Because you're not going to do it anytime soon. Like, I can just go do it myself. Do you see the issue that could be, is this like a, wait, you're saying, you're saying she's going to be frustrated because I go do to do my car and she's going to be like, when are you going to get my car? No, no, do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, 100%. I think the biggest thing is that we want you to think through your pledge a little more, not in a bad way. Yeah.

But just because if you're taking your car to get service, that means her is not going to get service at the same time if you have them together unless you're doing a hitch situation. Otherwise, Oh, that would be like a, like his mom's getting service. What is it called? Byweekly? Yeah. Every other week? Yes, biweekly is every other week. You're like what? So say it's biweekly to where you're checking on the maintenance. You go in? You know what? It's kept up pretty nice. Doesn't need a car wash. Tires are, tires are in there. This weekend, I don't need to do it. Let's just say it's happening once a month to where you're, you're in your pledge, it sounds like you'd be doing her car before you do yours.

You know, Derek actually brings up a really good point. I'll look into it. I'll look into it. Okay. Good pledge. First thing that comes to mine, stagger the weekends. Yeah. She has her car maintenance weekend. I have mine.

And if it's every other, then it's biweekly. You just got to figure out what you're playing. Yeah. Because right now, if you just say whenever I do mine, I'm going to do hers, like, I'll look into it. It could feel kind of empty. Oh, for sure. I mean, I'll look into it.

I'll look into it. Okay. That's all we can ask for. Yeah. This is powerful. This feels good. God is sick, isn't it? Thank you, Trasier out.

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