Bussin' With The Boys - George Kittle Reflects On NFC Championship + Picks Side On Theo Von Beef

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

Recorded: March 28th 2023 | On this weeks episode, we have the boy George Kittle on the bus. Tensions were a bit high as he was on a rival podcast the other week. The boys were able to hash out their differences and George picks a side on the Theo Von beef. George talks about the NFC Championship game and the disappointment of it all. He talks about getting over the game itself and his thoughts on if he should've played quarterback or not. The boys end the pod talking about a variety of things ranging from curling, wrestlemania and vine. Everyone enjoy. 2:03 hashing out grievances with george 4:32 drake party 12:19 CMC is a boy 14:08 NFC championship talk 18:01 when did he admit defeat 22:46 George asked Taylor to play RT for the 49ers 24:43 does this loss hurt more or less since you've been to the super bowl before 27:38 the headline he hates seeing the most 30:06 it's easier to get over games that you’ve gotten blown out in 31:54 george says they beat the chiefs in the super bowl and travis kelce talk 34:57 49ers QB room 40:41 george is coming to beer olympics 44:50 TEU wanted to get a trophy 46:32 George on Theo’s pod 49:58 Theo and Bussin beef 55:28 Kittlefest 59:05 insulting theo 1:04:31 curling 1:07:53 the reason we didn’t go to iowa is because of george 1:08:41 wrestlemania talk 1:10:47 Vine talk ---- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Chevy: Chevy Silverado - The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. Duke Cannon: Use code BUSSIN10 at https://barstool.link/DukeCannonBSS for 10% off your entire order Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BUSSIN for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply)For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're talking about your boy, Dalton, who went to Iowa. He was linebacker. He was linebacker. He was, Sam linebacker. Sam linebacker. Our first jack. Yeah, walk on. Of course.

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Like, he tore. everything in his shoulder. He's on like stem cells and all that stuff, but he never played again. No way. Oh, my God. That was crazy. Yeah, it looks fantastic now. He does. He hit a minivan, not a Chevy Silverado.

If he had a Chevy Silverado been like a cement, you've been done. No, no, like he, they had like a photo of the minivan and like his, it was like his whole body was just through it. It was crazy. Was he knocked out? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was wild stuff. I don't know. I don't have on the show.

Tell us story. Shout out. I know. Shout out. I know. Because he's like, hey, do you know the fishers? like, because Cole, did you play with this? Yeah, him and Cole, boys.

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Yeah. And you're crushing it too. Like it's... Thanks, dude. I've been reading a lot more. It's not about me today, though. It's about fucking George Kittle, dude. There's a lot to unpack with George Kittle.

Yeah, and I'm a little... Let's talk about it, boys. I'm uncomfortable because, you know, I consider us friends. We are. Nice shoes, by the way. Yeah, you look cool. But you always look cool. You always look cool.

Yeah. And right now I'm trying to be cool of how to, like, operate this. Sometimes too cool. Let's start at square one. Okay. All right. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.

The Drake show. Oh, it wasn't Drake? No. It wasn't. That wasn't. That's Fred Warner. What was Fred Warner? You had to go and get your, uh, your passport information.

What did I do? I texted you. You didn't text back. Was this in, was this in Scottsdale? This is in Scottsdale. But, but you take. I did text you guys.

This is actually, this like before the Fred show or something. You were doing something and you didn't get on until late. I would do it. I was, I was working 12 hours. I didn't know that. I didn't know. I didn't know that. I was a thing right there.

That's a grind over a week. You know, I think in this situation, I'm just trying to add on as much as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I show up to Scott, so they say, here's your five, next five days from 8 a.m. We talking, we're talking Pete? That's what he's,

he doesn't, Pete, because I saw Pete now. He's everywhere. He's, he has like eight guys down there, though. Pete is the man. Pete's good people. Who's Pete? That's my marketing guy. Yeah, and he like runs the show.

And he's like, he's, he's an A plus work there. Yeah, thank you. He would like that, though, just go by Pete. He should just go by Pete. He Raskin, though. He fucking rips. He's an A-plus worker. He's a grinder.

And that's who, we'll get to know him too. We'll get to know him too. It's the only way for me to truly feel comfortable during this episode. I respect that. Do you want to, do you want to narrate it? Would you like me to chime in?

I would, I'll say what happened. And then you can say what happened for you. There are several things that are beginning. The Fred Warner thing, we'll call that a wash. I don't know what we talked about with the Fred Warner. Well, we wanted you to co-host the episode.

It didn't work. Yeah, it just didn't work. I would have loved to be on the show that day and just completely roasted him in front of everybody. But I won't do that. And he had a lot of great things to say about you. I know he did. Because you're never against coming on. You're never against coming on the show.

No, he's available. I know, I know. I'm ready. I love this place. You are, yes, absolutely. Do you guys have a water? I could drink by train. We can get you water, no problem.

Thank you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so thirsty. No, no, dude. I have two of those waters? You want water to? I'll take water.

Three of those waters. There's one right behind you, by the way. Hey, I got one already, Jack. All right, bring three. I'm sorry, let's start this. Okay, so the Fred Warner thing happened. It's a wash. I did.

Now, I don't know if this has to do with Jeffrey Starr because of what happened later in that evening. But Will and I were headed to the Drake party. Yes. And at Scottsdale Airport, it was in a hangar. Very cool. We think we have passes to get on the list or to get inside. That should be no problem.

There's going to be a bunch of, you know. No, I thought there was going to be a bunch of general pop And then a bunch of people that were on the list. That's why I thought it as well. Yes. I'm sure everybody felt that. Yeah. I also showed up two hours late.

Did you show up two hours late? I was the latest person possible. Now, shall we jump to, shall we jump to him? I'm sorry. Shall we jump to his late arrival? Yeah, no, sure. We're standing outside of the gate. Yeah.

And we were with Shane. I saw you guys. I was sitting in the car. Hang on. Hang on. Go. I love your energy. By the way.

You're on 10 right now. We're even. A lot of pre-workout this morning, boys. He's got 400 milligrams of whatever, dude. We're with Shane Gillis. Shout out the boy. And our little crew. And we had a crew.

Like, I get it. How many people? It was definitely a numbers game. Me, Will, Shane. But you don't know that at first. I did not until I saw you guys. C-Mack, the boy Christian that we had just met that day. Great people.

He's great people. He's calling trying to figure out how we can all get in because it is. It's a mob outside of this gate to get in. Which, by the way, you feel fucking disgusting. When you're sitting out there trying to get in, we thought we were just going to walk in. And it's a very... That's what I thought I was going to do. George, as we're figuring all this out with Christian and Shane, he's like, hey, I know, we'll get in here.

Cameras with the Jeffrey Star stuff we're going on. George texts or calls, and we get on the phone. And he's like. I saw you. I was in a car. I was not going to go stand out there. And I was like, I was not going to go. I was sat in the car.

I was in the car for 30 minutes. And I go, yeah, we're about to go in. I think we're trying to get directed to some door. I don't know if it was text or a phone call. I think it was a phone call. And then. And then, I see you. I'm like, oh, come join.

Like, I think we're about to get in. I think we're on the phone with Christian. And because, you know, teammates. George gets out of the car. We see the boy George. Yeah. Just was on the phone a minute ago, a minute ago. And when Willard goes, Willard puts you goes, there's George.

There's the boy. He goes, go. So I start doing the fucking scoge through. For sure. Through, he will, excuse me, pardon me. I know George. I know you, you try. Like, it was a numbers game there.

But, but. But us being on the phone, a minute ago, and you're walking like, there's the boy, George. And we're, George is like getting escorted and we're like, hey, I'm like, hey, just get right here. We're going in. And then this is where you feel your thing. So George is holding the gates or with the security guard holding the gate, looking down. He's going, this person, this person. And then he peaks with it.

He gets a peripheral on me and goes, oh, we all made eye contact. And then it points to the person right in front of me, goes, this is the last person right here. And that person walked through. It's 100% what happened. It's 100% what happened. That happened. As the gate. 100% what happened.

I'm looking at George. And I just go. Taylor and I said you at the gate. I go, Georgie. He goes, and the gate's closing. And he just goes, I'm so sorry, guys. And they walked away. I think I said, George, it's me.

That's me real. Literally the game closes his eyes. The scummiest feeling I've ever had in my life. Taylor walks up me and goes, I hate this so much. I was like, I go, bro, that was brutal. I go, we were just on the phone. And at the end of the night, you're leaving with your crew. You go, oh, you made it in as you're walking by him.

I'm thinking, I am a fucking pedestrian out here, dude. What a terrible feeling this is. Dude, no, that was a joke. No, but that's exactly what happened because I'm sitting in the car, and it's a cash-up event. I'm a cash-app athlete. And I had, oh, it was awesome. Shout out Josh Allen.

He got me the connection. Awesome. Okay. Josh, I'm the boy. Remember when he came on here and he was so on over here, we had to leave the bus? Yeah, so we had to stop halfway through and it was amazing. That was amazing.

So I was in, like, I was in conversations with a cat. up like 30 texts for the last like five days before that. They're like, you have to have a complete set number and you can't have one extra person after this. So like you have 10 tickets and I gave him 10 names. And they're like, that's all you can do. And then my marketing guy, Pete, the boy. He because he was one rally in it.

It's like there he is. That's the guy. So like we got there. And I like I said, like they said don't show up any later than 10 o'clock. I showed up. I'm pretty sure like 1130 because they're like drinks not going on until one. Also, why do people not go on until one o'clock? Oh, that's the biggest thing.

It's so dumb. Let's just go on at like 1030. and then let's have a night afterwards. Yeah, bro. Yeah, like, what are we doing? Anyway, so we get there, and I'm sitting in the car because I'm not getting out.

And also, that's one of my very, like, first experience with, like, hardcore paparazzi. That was rude. I mean, that was weird. You get the text, too, like, 10 people,

like, this is a great concert. Like, it is madness on it. One more just happy we're having the conversation. Oh, yeah, no, 100%. It's been eating at me since February. And so, Claire is on my, she was on my back,

and she's pushing me, and Pete's in front of me, and he goes, 10 people, count them out. and I get to 10, I look at Taylor, and I'm just like, I'm so sorry. Like, there's nothing I can do. They can't do anything. And also as soon as we got there, the fire marshal, they shut it down.

And that's why I asked you at the night, oh my gosh, you got in. Because they told me I was the last 10 people that got in. They're like, no one else is allowed to even come in the show. Oh, brother. That's what they told me. And I was like, well, that's just super inconvenient for all of the boys. And I apologize. And hopefully in the future, we can all just go in together from the start.

The next day, it was either the next day or within the next. the next, yeah, true. Yeah, there were the next few days. Let's go. George texted something, like, we can look, but I was just like, are we not going to talk about what happened? He goes, hey, it's time to get over that. There's nothing I could do about it.

I have no control. Oh, we're still talking about that. I think it's time to get over that. I was just like, okay. Damn, bro. I was on a heater after that. That was funny. Do you need a hat, please?

Where do you need me to send the merch? Oh, you guys are brutal. That was one of the, that was a very, like, I hate, many people down. people down to the top three, one of the worst feels you could ever feel, especially as a boy, especially when you're on a football team, letting someone down, you're just like, I have failed as just a person. Yeah, dude.

And so that was a very, that was a terrible moment for me. But we can move past that. We can. And then, like, you guys got in. We did. And also, it was the phone call. It's like, hey, how's it looking out there? I'm like, it's absolute chaos, but I think we're about to find the door and get in.

And I'm like, you could probably roll with us. And he's like, okay, I'm pulling up. I can see you. I'll come find you. There's George. That's it. I love you. I'm so sorry, Taylor.

I'm just like, dude. I'm the word. It's your analogy, dude, the zombie apocalypse. And we're all just trying to get in to get the vaccine or whatever we need. Exactly what it is. You looked at me and closed the door knowing I'm about to get attacked by zombies. Like, I'm going to, I'm going to die here. Like, hey, you look me in the eyes.

You can defend yourself. I didn't want to look you in the eyes either. Before I died. So bad. The door was closed. I'm sorry, Taylor. And it's fucking closed. And I just thought to myself, I got to get the fuck out of here, man.

I got to get me. goes, I hate this so much. We were driving, Will and I were driving home. We actually got a little argument that night. I forget about what. Probably five guys in and not. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. One of those things where we're, like, spadding at each other.

And like, the next morning, Will's like, hey, man, I apologize. Well, I was like, hey, I'm sorry to. But we left that and we're like, I'm glad we did it because I don't think, like, the next Super Bowl, like next year's Super Bowl, hopefully you're playing in it, we will not be going to those. You know you did that and then you can just take it off the pedestool. And that's the situation, like you have. where it's like we for sure are going to get put in there

that I don't know I don't think it's worth going to it was cool to be for me to the boys in the back there seeing Drake like that's that was a rad situation we were super cool going off no and that was fun but just that's like my second concert I've gone to and the first I went to was identical to that right except I had less plugs as so it was even more of a shit

so get in and I was like oh it's not going to be like that because hey I'm on a list dude it's like everyone was everyone was like everyone was on the list and like 10 of people behind us like echoing, we're on the list, yeah, we're on the list. I'm like, fuck, dude. They're in jail. I'm like, I'm innocent.

Everyone's saying the same thing. But seeing him perform that close was pretty dope. That was very cool. And by the way, you're right. Seamack is like a boy. Wonderful. Bro, he's all time. We find each other there and we just start, you know, not dancing together, but dancing.

He has a good, bro. He's a fucking stuff. He's a home of the boys. He's wonderful. He's awesome. Before we were at the Drake thing, we were with, him at the Burt Kreischer show. And Bert has this thing. He already did it with the guys from KFC, where one day he's

going to call me and will and say you have 24 hours to get this spot. Your tickets are already paid for. And we're going to three, four days with him or whatever. 100% should do that. The KFC dudes went to Amsterdam with him. I don't know how you top Amsterdam. But we're with Chrysher. And Chrysler's like, why don't you bring Christian McCaffrey with you?

Like, said that to him and us. And I would love to hang out with Christian. What did I? You guys would have a great time. My response? No. I just said my response. No, when he said it, I turned to you.

I go, I was like, I don't know if CMAX, the guy, like, we've been rocking with George. I feel like, don't you remember that? Yeah. We're in the, though we were in the back room. I don't, but keep going. Because I was drunk. You're saying nice things right now, Will. Yeah.

No, all I basically said was like, I think George, probably not, but I'm like, you know, I don't know if we could just pass George and just go straight to CMA to bring him on the trip. I just tag along. I fit in a suitcase, dog. That's what I'm saying. Nah, dude, you too. When he was talking about the plus one, you know, we were having a voice back, even though we didn't know what was to come that night.

That was the same night. It was all the same night. Yeah. Also with that, Christian comes up, he goes, hey, I got like eight other guys coming.

Do you think you can get him in? I was like, no, Christian, I have no poll here whatsoever. Dude, he's like, all right,

I'll call my guy, and then he got eight guys in. No way. He's got all the plugs. It's awesome. He's been out of football. He's like low key dialed out of the plugs. He's wonderful.

He was good of football. He's old man. Like, they got it going on over there. They know what they're doing. Yeah, they know what they're doing. While we're sticking on the subject of Super Bowl. Oh, yeah.

What's up? Let's talk about the NFC championship game. Yeah, what do you want to talk about? Well, you guys losing 25 quarterbacks in a season and unfortunately losing that game. And then Trent Williams, boding a safety. And then if he stays healthy, you guys beat the Philadelphia Eagles. And if you guys beat the Philadelphia Eagles, you think he beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. That's probably where I wanted to go with this entire situation.

Sure, yeah. Where do you want to start? So let's talk about the game. Your confidence going into that game. Obviously, off the charts. Off the charts. Off the charts. Why would I have any doubt?

We're on a 12-game win streak. Why would I doubt anything? And you guys are the only other team that's arguably the best put together in the NFL is the Eagles. For sure. But you guys seem like just a destiny type of team, a Cinderella type of team. For sure. Quarterback gets hurt. Purdy comes in.

He's slicing the icey heads. Starting quarterback gets hurt. Backup quarterback gets hurt. Then Purdy goes in. The third quarterback goes in. Which is wild. And you guys still found a way to win. So going in the game, you're going to a very hostile environment.

Oh, yeah. Fantastic stadium to play. I love how the fans hate everything about everyone that comes in there. Yeah, it's amazing. Like that's, I don't want every fan to be like that, but it's a wonderful experience. Like when you do play there, whether you win or lose it, because like my rookie year we played there, that was the year that the Eagles won the Super Bowl. And I think they beat us by 40.

CJ Bethleh got sacked so hard by Fletcher Cox. His shoe came off. It was awesome. But we got booed out of the stadium. I think we lost by like 40. It was awesome. But then I've won there twice as well. So it's just like, it's a wonderful place to play.

Like hostile as far. So hostile. They just, they say the meanest saying. I just appreciate them. Even to the women and children that are there. It's so funny. Oh, it's a great time. So, yeah, confidence at an all-time high.

He's the video of Bosa, Joey Boso walking in. Oh, yeah. Who didn't see that thing? Yeah, that was a tough. We've kind of gone over a little bit. Big fan of Joey, but that was a tough look for Joey. He lost that battle. He did, but at the end of the day, he does not care.

And he would say the exact same thing that he said to that guy on the camera. He would be like, why do not care what your thoughts are or any opinions of anybody else around? Yeah. The butt buddies thing was funny. The rich thing is when usually if you pull the rich flex on people, that's a tough deal. Don't pull the I make $137.5 million or something. Yeah.

You get something else when you're laying in bed. The people in Philly are gremlins. No disrespect. That's just how the world, they are fucking wild animals. They're egging, egging fans. Children. We pulled, I don't know, have you played in Philly right? Yeah.

We pulled in and there was a kid, there's two, probably 13 year olds and they had an eight foot tall middle finger cut out, cardboard cut out. and like they read a crank and then the middle finger comes up. No way. And I'm born on the bus and I saw that. I was just laughing to myself. I was like, what?

And they were just laughing too. I was like, you guys are awesome. They're just young, fuck you, pussy. Yeah, just 13 year old. 13 years old. Oh, just put me on. They're dad's behind me so proud. Like I brought up a good boy here.

Like there's two dads are behind both drinking a beer. Yeah, oh, yeah. Some sort of off brand beer too. So why not go in and play quarterback yourself? Um, yeah, no, I'm okay with that. It's all right. The NFL's, everyone's like, oh, why didn't this guy play quarterback? like, why didn't this guy get a shot?

The NFL is not high school. You can't just put your best athlete in and just have him run around the edge and just be a dominant athlete. I mean, you can't, and even in college, you can kind of do that. Like, you put a freak athlete back there. He might run for a couple times, but like, you're not going to be, like you said, one of the best built rosters in football with a wide receiver playing quarterback. You just, like, it might, I don't know what's going to be more competitive. Like, I don't know what we really could have done differently.

Sure, like, Joanne Jennings was a wide receiver that was like a top five quarterback in high school. sure you could have thrown him back there yeah go voles you know i like that sure you could have tried that but like at that point when josh went down too he got hurt our four our four string guy and they scored the next drive so it's 28 to 7 like the only you're going to win that game is to throw the ball 40 times and so like you put joan back there yeah who knows maybe he throws a deep ball and it gets caught by debo or i yuk or something but like you're like there's only so much you can do and then we start running the ball there's 11 guys in the box like that's what i'm saying you basically just like you run the ball

What are you supposed to do? It's like, okay, it's just over. Yeah, what are you supposed? When did you mentally admit to feed? Throw it. Throw the ball deep. Whoever's on the roster that can throw that motherfucker deep. Sorry.

I would say like, maybe like eight minutes in the fourth quarter. I know, we were down. We didn't score. What was it? I think it would have been like 30 something to seven. I was like, well, it was tough. The only way you can win is to throw the ball. Rock parties in the quarterback with throwing a left-handed.

Yeah. I mean, there's nothing you could do. And like, you could kind of like, you could sense, like, I think our sideline kind of when Josh got hurt, maybe like one drive after that, everyone was just kind of like, well, this is pretty shitty. It's just like it is what it is. A shitty way to go out.

Yeah, it's just, yeah, I mean, oh, dude. And then like, some people are like, you know, you just got to work harder. I'm like, what do you mean work harder? Yeah. Nothing I could have done. Like me personally, there's nothing I could have done differently in that game. Not a single thing.

There's nothing. You're saying you should have worked harder and maybe you would have won the game? Yes. No, you're definitely, no. That's the most dumb banding of all time. It's nothing to do with anything. We've lost two quarterbacks. Yeah, yeah.

You're not winning the game, period. I just want to see bombs. Like, I don't want to see just an effort. Yeah, it's just like... You know what I mean? I was just like, yeah. Let me sling that motherfucker, dude. Did you mention to Shanahan that you could throw the ball?

No, I have a torn labor. I can't throw a football very well. Okay. Fair enough. I'm saving it for a screen play at some point. I'm going to throw a touchdown at some point in my career. You think so? Yeah, that's the goal.

I can see that happening. Wouldn't that be sick? That'd be awesome. Did you score a touchdown, haven't you? Yeah, but I've all, yes, I've scored a touchdown. But also what? Not yeah, but you fucking scored a touchdown. Yeah, I've scored a touchdown.

I think throwing a touchdown would be dope. Or maybe. No, I'm a little on a reverse pass. Hell yeah, that'd be sick. You think throwing a pass would be better than catching one. As an O-Lyman. Like into a real tight coverage. You just fucking know, whatever.

Nice thing to me. I see something to do that I was fucking. Whatever coordinator. Are you a lefty? Oh, yeah. Oh, you're gross. Oh, whoa, dude. Oh, no, I'm not.

No, you're right, but I want to know why you're saying that. You'll lift these dice sooner than righties. That's not wild. Yeah, you can look that up. No, but, um, this is not, that's not the play, but this is the game. Oh, we, yeah. Jack has watched this highlight, too. He's seen the highlight about 32 times.

13 yards. Right there's where you start losing feeling in your legs. How fast were you like, in your head? You're like, go on this fast. That was fucking fast. I agree. I'm like, in your head, though, were you like run as fast as you can? head I was like just run as fast as you can.

Then I didn't feel nobody. So I looked back and I saw 97 and go, oh, I'm definitely outrunning him. I am solid. I got it. The crazy thing about this is the play before. We called this same play. And if it was zone,

we were going to check it into a run. And that's what happened. We had to check it into a run. So we went and did it. And then they ran man, the next play. They literally kept me back out there because when you report as an office alignment,

you have to leave for a play. And so I thought it was dead. I was so hype. And then it was dead. And I start running back to the sidelines to take a playoff. And they go, hey, go back in there, like, go. And I was like, no fucking shit.

Here we go. Go back on that simple stat. We tried to throw Trent Williams just right there. So looking at 2000 cases, which is like 0.000% of the nine years younger. Everybody that's tuned in, here's an educational piece for you. The average age of death from a left-hander was about nine years younger than that of a right-hander. That's from the BBC. That's an appropriate website.

No, that's a very credible website. Yeah, I did. Look that shit up. That's a big piece website. Damn. That BBC, dude. The BBC says that, dude. Yeah, you guys are wild and out here.

What? You crazy. Dude. Oh, false. He just says... No, I didn't see that. Right there? Oh, let's believe Snopes.

I believe Snopes over BBC. Why? It's a credible... It really is a credible... That's a credible resource. Yeah. You can't be credible and not know what BBC means. Just because your horny doesn't make it not...

For BBC? BBC News, brother. That shit's fake. Look, that's not at all. It's not at all, you think CNN's real? No.

I don't know. Wait, yeah, wait. I don't know if anything's real at this point. Dude. Is it not the fucking wildest climate in the world right now? What is this? Left-handedness, bro. Some females die quick.

Hey, chill, my mom's lefty. What were I... Brother, I hate to tell you. Well, you believed that. Taylor is as well. My mom? You're left-handed. Yeah.

I'll say about left-handed. When you throw the football, the spin. is different. It goes the other way. It's an Australian toilet. It's a lot different when you catch it. Really?

I get the right-handed too. You're ambidextrous. I am. Why didn't you play quarterback first dog? For you guys? Yeah, why not? You know exactly why. I needed you for that.

My knee could need that help. I tried to play that and you see I did that. I needed that help. I needed that. I thought, oh, knee, that's a good opportunity. Oh, geez Louise. What does it come to? Yeah, kid'll call me, this is before he went on.

Oh, we also. The day of. The day of. Yeah, we will. Yeah, the Theo, one. He's like, hey, you try to come play? You guys, you're trying to come play for the 49ers? I go, no.

And he's like, why? I was like, because you guys have the best left tackle in the history of the NFL. Yeah. And what'd you say? I said play right, dog. No. Why not? Because I'm not amidextrous like that.

You just said you were amidextrous. Well, I can, I can do things with my right hand. You don't put a limit on yourself, man. No, dude. Wouldn't it be cool if you just... I'm a one trick pony. Wouldn't it be cool if you just came out for one year and you're just like, oh, wow, first team all pro right tackle and then you do whatever you want to be first team all pro.

You want that mindset. You want that mindset. Yeah, I guess you're right in that situation. But now I'll play, I'll be the sixth offensive alignment. That'd be sick. Being great vibes. It would be great vibes. That would be a fun locker room.

What a roster to be on. What a super studded roster to be on. You'd hang out with the T to power and get a Super Bowl ring with the boys. You'd hang out with our equipment guys all day. They're top. I'll be an equipment guy. Come out for the years. Give me a pillow.

They're on there. They started their beer softball league. They play every Thursday night. I go whenever I'm there for OTAs, it's an absolute. suit riot. Dude, there's nothing like being close with the equipment team. Yeah.

Especially when they're awesome. I think the equipment guys are always like the best group of dudes in an NFL franchise. Majority of the time, I don't say. I haven't heard a lot of bad stories about EQ guys. No.

Titans guys are great. The Chargers guys are great. Yeah. Because when George got his package, he's like, hey, you might ship in a box out for the equipment guys? It's like, oh, they are the fucking boys.

They were so hype. They were so hype, dude. You know, when I did it for the Raiders, it was like one of those ends, right? You're like, hey, you guys have taken care of us enough and you just get them give them a whole bunch of years dude what you gotta do yeah what a feeling they're fantastic

you wanted uh you want to talk about nscy championship or you want to talk about theo your call let's let's let's stay on track with nsc championship game we got time we got about what 25 30 more minutes yeah sure yeah we got lots of time because you have your curling practice which we would love to talk about that yeah but yeah we know it's super fun you've been so close so many times with the super bowl

yeah I know three NSD championship games in four years yeah so this one like is it defeating it all to you or is just more chip for that shoulder. Like, I've had people, like, after we lost against the Rams, like, what, two seasons ago now, but people are like, like, we're losing that is worse and losing the Super Bowl. And I was like, I think you're 100% wrong. And I still stand by that. I think losing Super Bowl is 10 times worse because you make it there.

But that's an extra two weeks of your season of your off season two and you lose it. And then you're like, well, like, what do I do differently? Like, how much more effort? How much more work can you put in? what did I like what could I get better at? And you go back and you try to get better and all that stuff. But like losing the next to your championship game still definitely sucks, especially when lose back to back ones.

But being there, you know, it's an awesome experience. But this time, like losing like when we lost to the Rams, that definitely, that really sucked just because like it was a close game. We had an opportunity. We didn't seal it. But this time is like looking back in that game, like I can watch every clip. And I would like, I played a hell of a game. Like there's nothing I would have done differently.

Like I ran good routes and the three that I did run. Yeah. And I, you know, I played pretty well in the run game too. Like I didn't, I didn't do anything bad. And, you know, I opened up a couple lanes. Christian almost broke my ribs one time. It was awesome. But like, it just, it is what it is.

And it's like, yes, it sucks because there's nothing. I, like, I'm just going to go back and start grinding again. Like, hey, let's get back to work, you know, try to, you know, get back there. And this time, take the next step and get back to the Super Bowl and take the step after that and actually win it. But it's just more of a like, are you, are you, are you kidding me? Like, that's like, that's the way this, this, this. That's the way this is going to go. When you lose three championship games.

Yeah. Sorry, lost two. We won one of them. Won one of them. That's right. That's right. That's the Super Bowl.

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you hate seeing coming out of it? Because people talk about Coach Shanahan when he gets to the big game. Is it quarterback drama? Am I like, what's the worst headline you hate seeing? What? Getting so close. This one wasn't like as bad.

Like, again, like, and everyone was like kind of crapping on Shanhan. They're like, well, you should have put someone else in a quarterback. Again. That was me. Yeah, I know. Again. Again, like you put your fastest guy back there and just run out. It's like there's the NFL.

It's not high school in college. Like you can't just put in a great athlete. Like, sure, like, yay. I would I have love to see it? Yeah, I mean, maybe. but like we're not winning that game after Josh Johnson goes. No, no. You could do some move the pocket, some QA, two-nine.

Maybe. Maybe. It's more of just the creative of trying to do it. Because again, even if you put anybody in or so on it, you're not winning the game. It's just like, why are we just running the ball and double reverses? If you're in that situation, you literally move the pocket type of pass and go, boys, go crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree.

Like, so there's definitely maybe a couple other things we could have tried. But after Josh got hurt and they scored the next drive and it was 20 to 7, it's just like, the game's not like unless our defense just says we get four force fumbles and return them all like there's not much we're doing in that situation like there's just not um it hurts when you're live betting that game too thinking like you're gonna close some margin try to get some kind of win somewhere you know what I mean like hey we got a fuck have you live bet can you come back and play the following year do what what if I live bet can I come back and play the following year yeah I would say so I mean he's getting calls well's gotten calls you should get calls my calls one there's been one he's gotten call thank you I've got a call thank you I've got and call. Yeah. You got the call. You know. A singular.

All you need is one, brother. That is. You just need one team to want you. Oh, you need. That's all you, man. But I don't know.

I don't know. As you know, we tried last year, but I was gambling in the season. But at the same time, I was a free agent. Like, I'm not. Yeah, but kiddle texts

all the time about him gambling. No, I don't put that out. Yeah, I was going to say, it's even fun to joke about it. I won't even put that on me, man. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, I'm just saying.

But no chance. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what that is. We'd love to try it. We're going to try it and see what fucking happens. I hope you get a shot. Do that be awesome.

I can't believe you to do it again. It should happen last year. I was still fucking hung up on that. But, you know, it is what it is. In your experience getting blown out. Yeah. It's almost easier to get over those games than losing close ones. Yeah.

It actually is easier to get over those games. Like, you can get over. If you're getting beat by that many points, eight minutes left to the quarterbacks are out, You can kind of sit there and go, hey, it is what it is. We lost. But you lose one on like a missed field goal. Like, fuck, that pain's there immediately.

Yeah, and that one doesn't go away very long. No. That takes a while. That lingers a little bit. Yeah, dude. I don't know. Like, it definitely is lingering. I always talk about like when you lose,

it's kind of like hits you in waves and like you can't stop thinking about it. And then like the more of this time passes on, like waves kind of hit less and it's not as big of a wave. But there's still waves and it still hits you once in a while and you just go through like a 10 second depression. That's just kind of how it is. It just comes kind of less and less. And like I haven't really dealt with that one for, I don't know, like two months. So I got over this one pretty quick because my, my, I just tried to take away. What are the great things that happened?

One, I had a good season of football. I got to go on an awesome vacation with my wife and I'm the healthiest has been after a football season. It could be a lot worse. Yeah. It could be way worse. And then like honestly, like all I wish is I just wish Purdy wouldn't. I would have just in this scenario, especially after like John Lynch came out and said like Brock Purdy's, the leader of the clubhouse.

He said that yesterday. I just wished that Pretty wouldn't have gotten hurt. And so then I would have gotten a full offseason with him because I haven't had an offseason with the quarterback in three years. No shit. It's very frustrated. I bet.

All I want to do is catch passes from the, I just want to catch passes from whoever the starting quarterback is throughout the entire season. Is he going to be at tight end you? Bertie? I mean, he can't throw. I'll invite him and he can just come be a vibe. Maybe you can learn how to throw lefty.

Rock, maybe plan ahead this time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no question. He should definitely. Like, if you want to be the best, you got to prepare like the best. I see Mahomes toss it left-handed once in the long. There's no question. I've seen them do a lot of weird things.

No one. Do you think you guys beat the Chiefs? Like I said, I never have any doubt in my head going into a football game. So yes, 100% I think we would have been in the Chiefs. Now, granted, don't get me wrong. You guys beat your ass too. No, don't get me wrong. Mahomes and Kelsey's connection, like,

these last couple years has been absolutely silly to watch. It's been stupid. It's unreal. If you were a defensive coordinator going against the Chiefs, would your game plan not be, I'm going to put an outside linebacker lined up over Kelsey on every play with a guy playing in man coverage behind him and just tried to not let him off the line. Yeah, Levanti David did it straight up in the Super Bowl a couple years ago.

That's why you... Took him out. You have to. Took him out. Now, granted, Kelsey did finish like over 100 yards, but like a lot of those were... For sure. A lot of those were, you know, when they were down by 20. But it's just like...

The Patriots are the only team that has ever slowed down, Travis, at all. Everyone else is like, yeah, our best guy can cover him one-on-one. Or our nickel can cover him one-on-one. He's usually like the third best cover guy. Yeah. It ain't going to happen. Bro, he's at over a thousand yards seven years in a row for a reason. Yeah, let's just put an average guy on him.

It's just like, what are people thinking? Even a good guy, like one-on-one is just never going to work against him. Kelsey's 6-6-255. Yeah. What are you going to be going to, I don't get, you put Darius slay on him. He's still eight inches shorter than. He's really just throw the talking about. He's unreal.

That's the only thing I've just never understood. I'm just like, wow. Like, just double top cover him, maybe. I don't know. But like, I'd rather, I love seeing Kelsey go off. It's super fun to see. And I, it's really fun just to see. like the standard he sets in the wide receiver.

I'm just like, holy shit. He also blows me by that he's a 26th highest paid wide receiver in the league. If you compare him to a wide receiver? Yeah, that is crazy. Are there 20 receivers you would take over Travis Kelsey? No. Come on, let's fix that guys. Probably like seven.

I love that. Maybe. I love that. I love that. Carrying the fly for the boy. Yeah. If you... And like, he doesn't need the money.

And like, I don't need money. I just want to win Super Bowls. And I respect the shit out of that. I'd really do. But why not be a cake eater and have both. Yeah. And in his situation, he might not be able to, you know, get those contracts. And that's totally fine.

And, like, he has the money. He's totally set. But it's just like, if he was on any other, like, if any other team could afford him, if he was a wide receiver, you would have to pay him $25 million. Yeah. You have to. Hyriek's getting 30. Do you think if you, yeah, I love that.

If you were, if the roles were reversed, you were on the Chiefs, you'd have as much success as he has? I mean, dude, we're two completely different football players. Now, um, I, yes, I do. think I'd be very successful in that offense still. But it's like, it's very different. Football players, like you run great routes. I do, but it's just like, well, one, his connection with Mahomes, like, you can see, like, from Mahomes's rookier to now, like, the things that they do together, like, they'll just,

Travis will just be like, hey, they'll just like, you have the middle of the hashes, get open and the timing of the play. And he could run a 10-yard basic, he could run a 10-yard out, he can hook it up at five, you're on shallow. Like, they just have this ultimate freedom and that you can't develop that unless you've played with somebody for a long time. So, like, if you put me in the Chiefs' offense, like, this year, I don't know if it would look exactly like it. I think I'm so, I know I'm a really good football player.

But just their connection and how good they are together, like, that's one of the most unique relationships you can see on a football field. Is that why you're happy that Lynch came out and said Brock Purdy's the leader of the clubhouse? Yes, and no. I mean, like, I wanted to be competitive. I'm super pumped who signed Sam Sam, Darnold. Like, I think he's a good quarterback. You had Sam, Trey Lance, Barthiel. Yeah, I love Trey Lans.

So, like, Trey Lance is a super high ceiling. And there's so many things that he could do. He has an unreal army. He is this mobility. he's a big guy he can run the ball. I mean, his injury is a complete fluke. Like, the injuries happen. Like, it is what it is.

You just, one day you're unlucky and then it just ruin some stuff. But, like, so we have three very capable quarterbacks. I'm just excited about that. Now, I just wish the guy that was hurt was the guy that who is hurt was available just to throw me the ball all the time. So, like, I'm just excited to see what happens. But hey, like four straight years of quarterback controversy, baby. That's right. I know, bro.

And still go deep in the playoffs. It doesn't matter. The most important position in sports. I know. What are we doing? And shout of Jimmy, by the way. Oh, yeah, the boy? Jimmy G.

Are the Raiders are the Raiders are going to win the AFC West because of Jimmy G? They were supposed to last, right? Them in Denver. Yeah. That didn't go very well. Hey. That's all right. New Year.

New Year. Do we think the Raiders are taking the West this year? No. You don't believe in Jimmy? No, I just don't think anyone's going to beat Patrick and Travis. Oh, no, brother. They're getting old. Yeah, they're getting old and tired.

Yeah, for sure. Do you see the offer Jimmy got? I know you saw it. Oh, the brothel fan? Yeah. Free sex? I got to send you the video some, some, some, some, no, no, no, no. I don't know.

I don't know. You asked me that way too eagerly. Like, yeah, there's a video. Where's the link? Yeah, he's a handsome guy. I just want to see what he's working with. He's got a great chin line. No, but there's some of these, like, these Vegas fans, like did a video.

It's like, I got to assure it to, but there's like, Jimmy, Jit. It's a whole, like, three minutes song about him coming to the Raiders getting free sex. It's pretty funny. Bro. A, legit. A brothel came out. Chicken ranch. The chicken ranch.

What a fucking name, dude. What a pool, too. Yeah, what a name. Saying he has, what, free sex for life, yeah? Damn. Like Jimmy G. needed that. Right, yeah.

Yeah. See something for the rest of us, bro. You're married, you're good. Yeah, well, you know, you know, I'm so thinking for JP. You're talking, for the boys. That's what you're saying. You're saying it's for the boys who are no longer. No, you're not wrong.

You know, he's going to do just fine. Yeah. He's going to do just fine. I think he visited that wrongful once. Is that? Who's that? One of the chickens? What were the conversations?

Is that the one from the chicken ranch that came out? I think so. I would assume. What were the conversations like the one time where it was through it. I'm not looking at that. I didn't see that. Where it was in the headlines that he took the porn star on a date. What were the conversations like in the locker room?

Oh, it was just clowning him a little bit. But like, it was one of Shanahan's favorite running jokes was porn star Jimmy. He really enjoyed that. What do you got going on this thing? I'm like trying to listen. He's both over there with your fingers crawling. Are you sweating back there, dog? Jeez, Louise.

No, he was, uh, I mean, it's just clowning once a while, but he was like, yeah, well, worth it. I'm him. I'm him. I was like, yeah. Go off, Jimmy. That was fun, too, because I was, like, right after my rookie season, too. And so it was just like, I don't know, I went, like, my rookie season, I had no idea to expect the NFL.

We were 0 and 9, and then Jimmy came in. He won five straight. We were like, we were the hottest team in the NFL. Yeah, we beat the Titans. You guys came into us playing a terrible football team. Yeah, we should have fucking won that game. We won a two minute, two minute drive, grobby goal, field goal for the win.

I had a nice 25-yard catch down the middle. Didn't even know what the play was, just guessed. He just guessed right? Oh, I totally did. Yeah, I didn't know a lot of my rookie year. Still don't know that much, but I'm learning. Yeah, you're a student. Yeah, I'm a student of the game.

But didn't you see off so much. I should have, yeah. And then. You see this hot new quarterback. I know. The man going to the off season. And then Jimmy took us to Vegas, which was awesome, so much fun. Just, that was my first, like, I went to Vegas, my rookie season with Trent Taylor.

We bought $30 Southwest tickets or in OTAs and fly it into Vegas. And we rented our own, like got on the ARIA website, got a room, no plugs, no help, no nothing, stood in line at a club, like, and it's had a great time. And then we went to Jimmy and it's just like, everything is just access to anything that you want to go. Here's your table. Here's these. Hey, there's women over there. I'm just like, I'm just going to sit over here. watch Jimmy do his thing.

Yeah. It was wild. Dude, being, being a, like, an audience member watching Jimmy work must be something special. Dude, I swear to, I swear it was like a, it looked like tender in real life. It was just like,

it was just like, no. Yes. You feel that? That's, Chris Tucker and, it was the movie, Ryan Gosling and crazy stupid love.

Yeah. Like, dude, like me in rush hour where he's in the massage parlor. Yeah. Yeah. Picking him out. Yeah.

Me and like two other rookies who were sitting there like, is this what the NFL is? Like, this is what it's supposed to be? No, it's not. Like, that's not. That doesn't happen for everybody. That does not happen for everybody. It was,

I'm just going to, I'm just going to drink my tequila pineapple, my bud light, and just relax. I'm going to have a good thing. Delicious makes me feel like I'm on the beach. Also, you drink like two of them. You get a decent buzz. I do a double shot. Get a decent buzz and everything tastes like water after that.

That's a big, uh, Drake thing, isn't it? Drake's big into a tequila pineapple. Oh, is he? I only know that from Sunday conversation. I didn't listen to it. I just listen to it. I just listen to the highlights they put out there. Amazing.

Actually, you know what I think. Well, how long are those? Like four or five minutes long. I did watch that then. Okay. Because he did.

Yep, I remember that now. It was like his biggest one. That was Caleb's like, uh, Great Way Buffalo. Yeah. How'd they get Drake?

Good for you, man. It seems like you and Drake have a bit of a situation because you guys, you went to the Drake party. Yeah. And now he's coming to Bridgetown. June 19th. Yeah,

June 19th. Day before. Day before, tied in you. Day before Titan Neo. I know. What are you got going on around June 27th? Huh, why?

This would be a big get. This would be a big get. Where are we going? If I talk to you about June 19th, we've moved to June 27th, I'm not going to drop too many names here, but Burke Kreisher's in. That's significantly better for me. Yeah? Significantly better. You're willing to shake on it now.

Yeah, check your phone. This is worth, this is worth waiting for. Let's do one of these. Let's do one of these. I'm ready. I know. Get your other hand ready. My wife actually sent me her Google calendar, which has my whole.

life in it. Again, date? June 27th, 2023. Of this year. Of this year. What's a Tuesday? It is a Tuesday. What time do we start?

Yeah. And then you guys show up on Wednesday to run around with me? Done. We'll pay for the IV in the morning. All right. Wait, I can't shake two. Yeah, what's the? Yeah, yeah.

Like that. You know. Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait. You guys get in one barn workout. Oh, that's, that's. so easy. That's so easy. Done. Done. And locked him in. Absolutely.

Yes, you can come. Absolutely. We got them, boys. We got them. Podcast is over. That was that the whole point of this whole thing? Just to trick me into this? We did, uh, that's a big get. That's a big get. That's a big get. Do you guys need a sponsorship? I can call Blood Light and get everything. No, they're going to stay away from that because they don't support binge drinking. Boy, but I gave up with the. No, I didn't.

No. Are we binge drinking on the 27th? No, we don't. Cut that. Actually, don't cut that. Just don't cut that. Just don't cut that. Just that. Yeah, bleep that. Yeah, just bleep that. Just bleep that. That's actually funnier. Oh, trust me.

They, they support me. You're not the only. I love them. You're not the only Bud Light Athlete in this bus right now, brother. I don't know if you heard I got 5K from them this past year. I didn't know that. Come on.

All I want, my biggest thing is what I just want to post Malone as a Bud Light athlete and I want to meet him so bad. He's like my favorite artist. Invite him. Sure. I'll ask. I DMed him when he pre-performed him did not get a response. You're a big DM guy.

Dude. Well, it's... Slide in, why not? I'm gonna continue to slide in, man. A shameless slide is nothing to be ashamed about. I mean, I'll slide in the guys' DMs all the time. Like, I got nothing to hide. No doubt.

Hey, I'm a huge fan, man. Let's connect. Hell yeah. That's not it. It is what it is. June 27th, that's happening. That's the date. That's a big get.

Yeah. It's a big get for the boys. Where is it? My house. Backyard. I just drove past your house the other day, by the way. Yeah? I honked.

Did you? I honk every time I go back any of my friend's houses that I know. I said, beep, put it on there. Yeah. And why not? We're going to do that. We're going to set up a driver for you.

We're going to have that handle. I'll just give my guys' numbers. It's cheap. Oh, I love how plugged you are. You are the plug, bro. Thank you. How many guys you got coming out to the barn right now?

Today we had one, two, three, four, five. We had like eight guys running routes. Is Hawk back in town? Yeah, Hawk is back in town from his Bahama golf trip. Who would be your partner for this thing on June 27th? Is it just like two people? You and a teammate.

Will and I will be teammates. Good luck. I'm not worried about you. I just, sorry. I literally ran, I literally rang Kittle Fest last year, but go ahead.

Did you? Yeah, that, what is that? The beer die game? That I, you were. Leave the table. I know,

I went, I mean, I went 18 straight beer pong games with the Forest Buckner. That's right. You were out there late, but that was when I was ripping Stokes. He's at the end.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he was a boy. He needs to come back and come on the bus. I remember that now. He's coming back to Kittlefest in July. You should ask him to come on. Yes.

He's awesome. Yeah, he would be awesome. He wouldn't fit. He's twice the size of me. What's that big motherfuckers on here now? He's a human being I've ever been around. Him and Javonkin are massive. But yeah, no, I'll think about my partner.

Do I get to invite anybody? Anybody you want. Okay, cool. Let me think about it. It doesn't even have to be a quote name. It would be whoever you want. Sounds good. Hmm.

I have a couple people I might ask. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to win. Hell yeah. All right, cool. Yeah, I mean, this will be really fun. You get a trophy made. Dude, okay, so Tideon you, we looked into getting like a, like, a Hizman trophy type of thing, you know, for like a tight end of the year or like up and coming tight end who had like the best year.

Like to get like an authentic trophy was five to $10,000. I was like, I'm okay without that. That's worth spending for our June 27th thing. That's 100% worth spending. Put on the bus. It's a, it's a business expense. No doubt. No doubt.

I mean, we could sponsor your trophy. It's real. And is there a bus on the side? No. That's like we got it from the U.S. You're your Willcompton nameplay? I've never seen that. Yeah.

I've had a ship to me. That's so hot. Hey, we don't have much time left. Let's talk about. Yeah, Theo. Theo. Or should also, we talk about Titan, you. We'll get the Tideon, you.

We'll make sure we'll make time. I'm going to be back before Tidon News on. Was that? Also, we're just fast forward. We can talk about that because you guys are going to bust my balls for having part of my take on. They reached out to us and asked, because I've been talking to Big Cat about a little bit because they were supposed to go last year. They didn't.

So they reached back out. My argument said, if you guys, Pete said, he goes, just have Will reach out and they're in. Oh, I plan on reach out. Pete. That's what you got to do. And you guys gave us his room last year. I know. Awesome guy. We obviously want you guys there. You guys just need to. That just helped. We will be there. My wife's birthday is during tight-in-you and she's like, you need to go do that. Same birthday as Mitch. And Mitch told me to go do it. He told me to go do tight-in you. Crazy. Yeah, we're in. Yeah, for sure. We were going to say

anything about that on this podcast, but we did feel some type of way. I know he did. I know. He told me about it. I was like, look. Well, look, look. I want you got, I'd rather like. Time. Can I throw a little challenge. Like, it helped fuel the fire of all the things that were kind of happening. Help, so you guys are gaslighting me right now. Yeah, it helped gaslight. I love you guys so much. This is great.

That helped, yeah, it helped gaslight you more because you went on Theo's podcast. You come back to Nashville and I guess you want to go on his podcast before ours. And then you. I told you I was going to be back. Hey, that was a forced laugh. I don't care what you say, that pre-me baby joke on pre-workout. Solid chirp, but that was a fake laugh. That was a fake laugh.

Especially when you said after you will. I stuck up for him. I didn't actually see that part. Oh, I did stick up for you. I just saw the clip and I sent it to you. I know what are we talking about here? Oh, no. He said that and I laughed because I laughed more because it just came out of left field.

And it was, we were talking about nothing and then all of a sudden he just takes it to level 150. And I was like, oh my gosh. Yeah, when he bought in me. He did. And I said, hey, chill, chill, Taylor's going to have a great year this year. Relax. He's healthy and he's feeling fantastic. Oh, we're going to have a great year.

Don't you worry about that. It's going to be the best year of my life. Sorry. It's a little aggressive. You want to elaborate? No, did I defend Will in a couple weeks? I did not defend Will though. That's okay.

I didn't. You got your facts wrong. You said we won one game against Iowa. I'm undefeated against Iowa. I know. All right. I'm fucking. That it is.

I'm going to put it. I'm in denial about it. Iowa, Nebraska this year. Oh, yeah. Every year. We do it. What do you guys bet? A video.

Yeah, it's a video. Whoever loses that's supposed to video. You guys want you something cool? You won't catch it. Oh, so close. Right there. That was my finger popping. I will say the coolest thing that I did on the Theo Vaughn podcast, a bug guy.

in and it was just flying around for like 30 seconds and it just flew past me and I snagged it left handed on camera and I was like that could not have gotten any better for me. You could have probably thrown a football in the NsD championship game then. Hot, not thrown. But I'm saying with that kind of talent rolling through your body? I couldn't do a left-handed layup in high school basketball. I just know why I can throw a left-hand football. That's so bad.

Give yourself more credit. But what do you want to talk about with Theo? Just I guess. You know we're 100% available. You know we're in a beef with him. I did not know that when I went on. No, no, no. Now you know.

You actually contributed to the last week. No, I just didn't smolder it. I didn't smother it. There it is. That's what I was more. Greas fire. Smother the grease fire. Yeah,

I just laughed. But like I said, I defended you. You know, see, if I could go back, all I would say is I would just give you guys

a shout out for being the boys consistently and always being fantastic people. That's the best thing about you, dude, is you go watch the film and you see how you can get better. Yeah.

That's what I would have done there. Because I watched the clip, I was like, you know what, I do feel bad that I did not just, not even defend you to just defend the bus because this is a fantastic place you guys have you guys have an amazing podcast amazing following and you always hype up everybody around you and I'm just I'm not just here's broken you guys yeah you guys are just fantastic and you guys don't

deserve all the shit now George he would do saying that you did look like that well I that was a real laugh it was a fake laugh no it was super real around you enough that was that was funny been around you enough that was a fake laugh you knew he was sizing us up a little bit complimenting complimenting complimenting no doubt just to bring it down yeah no but I'll build you guys back up all the time and when am I not to you. And I also, I brought you back your hats because I didn't want you guys to lose out on merch. That is a lot of money. Guys would do that. Not a lot, but I was going to say, I did give away the bills hats, though, to the bills players. I was going to say, when the boys come through and work out in the barn

and stay tight in you, you got them. Yeah. Give them. You can have them back, is what I'm saying. Oh. And have them for the barn. I think it's more special that come from you guys, though. Most emphasis on. Thank you. But just like you have our flag flying proudly in your barn, it's like you can have hats too. Oh, you rock with the bus and brother, come back. here. I got rid of Boston. It's a great flag too. Like what a different color.

It's like maroon, isn't it? Yeah. Something like that. I like that. Maroon and cream. So going back to Will talking about the beef. Yeah, sure. There is beef between Theo Vaughn and Bust with the boys.

I know. I've seen a couple of the clips now. Yeah. It's getting aggressive. I don't know why he's coming at you guys so hard. Yeah. Well, you know, he's... Have you guys said things to him?

The Battle of 300. Nothing to say. I think he was tight because I fake somebody's death. Like... Oh, he roasted you for that. Allegedly. Who's death did you? Caleb Presley, like dude was on a ventilator.

Theo sent him some voice message saying, rip the ventilator out, don't go out like a pussy. And we're just all catching up. We're all catching up in the hospital when Caleb's like briefing all of this stuff. And I'm like, yeah, we should hit him up and act like you died. He's like, oh, let's do it. And so we fake Caleb's death while he was in the air going to LSU. But immediately said, just kidding.

I might have said absolutely gutted. You guys are outrageous. I love it. That's what he was bummed about. And there's been a line drawn in the sand. There's a line drawn in the sand. I just want to know whose side you're on. Oh, I'm with the boys.

That's what we needed to hear. Oh, yeah, that's no question. No, like I do. Yeah, I'm with the boys. Are you kidding me? Do you guys do way too much for me? I do like, I like the, I met him for the first time. The, what's the golf thing in Scottsdale?

What's it called? Waste management. Waste management. So I met him there, and that was a fan. Like, he's funny as hell. Like, he was, I thoroughly enjoyed him. I've only hung out. Bless you.

I've only hung out. Like, that's the second time. I've seen him twice, that in the podcast. So it's like, I know you guys. You guys, well, and you guys haven't been to my barn yet, so we're not, you know, that close. But we will go to the barn. And I've only had it for three years. And the new bar now is actually just a little beautiful.

I don't know if you heard about my last three years. I haven't really been able to work out. I teach George every year. I'm like, yeah, I'm down. I'm down. We will make a point together. Taylor's never said, hey, I'll be there. Willas multiple times said, oh, I'm there this week, dude.

You have my word. I can go back like two years ago. You can go back. Trust me. You're going to be like, hey, I don't want to disrespect your time by just showing up every now and then. I know.

That was a conversation. I said, I know that you're not like that. You're not just there. You did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not like that. I don't,

I know that you have good intention. I know people have bad intention and they don't come to my barn. You guys are good people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw Theo at the waste management as well. I got to go peevee. I got to go peeveeer.

I got to sit there. Wow, this is much squishier than you. You definitely seem like, dude, this is like the three bears Gold locks and three bears Yeah, a little firm

This is the best one Oh, this is the best one I like that one a lot I don't think I've ever sat in that chair Super squishy Cool I saw Theo at waste management as well And I went to say hello to him

And legitimately, I don't know if he was on something or whatever But he looked like a scared raccoon He was waiting in line For like a cocktail I was like Theo what's up And he was just like Watch me walk by And I was like all right

I guess that's the end of our situation here Today How fucking wild does waste management though. Such a fun time. I didn't leave the 16th. Oh, you shouldn't. No, there's no reason to leave.

You can get into the 16th. You need to stay there. It was awesome. Met Nick Bosa there, Joey Bosa. There was like Sam Hubbard was there. There's a bunch of dudes. I know.

I had left that where you met them. We missed each other by probably five minutes. Yeah. Have you heard about like the Phoenix? It's like a gentleman's club. And they like basically put on a bunch of shit there. And there's like different. Is it there at the waste management?

Yes. I did hear about it. I did a couple people tell me about. I did not make it over there though. They like, They have like secret bars and stuff like that inside. Yes, I know. I heard there's another secret bar like underneath everything too.

And I was like, damn, that's crazy. Oh, sorry, do you want me to move? You'd like to. Oh, you sit right there, brother. No, this is an interesting concept. I just want to be in. What? Just Will sitting there.

How's that seat feel? All right. Like, solid. Oh, dude. You're a guest. Thank you. Good to be here. Hittling the boys.

Yeah. What would I miss? What were we talking about? That's how with the waste management. Like the cool bars and all the stuff that's there and seeing awesome people. There's so many people there too. So many people. The owner of Raising Cains, awesome. Todd Graves.

Are you raising Cains or his Axpys guy? Cains. All the way. 10 out of 10. I appreciate that. That's all you need. Raising Cains is my favorite food. Like if I'm in a city that, why does Nashville not have it, by the way?

Hey, hey, hey, it's coming off a white bridge. Right down the road from my house. Really? The building is basically finished. only into the parking lot and everything else this year. Like probably in the next couple months, I bet. Dude, that is, I've been. There goes your diet.

Oh, dude. It's over. Raising Keynes is one of my favorite places. I was so angry because I moved here and the day I moved here, they opened a Raising Cains up in Cedar Falls, Iowa, which is the University of Northern Iowa is. One of my buddies that plays for the bills lives up there. And he was like, dude, look what just opened. I was like, are you Iowa?

Northern Iowa got a Keynes before. Isn't Nashville hot chicken? Yeah, but I mean, Keynes isn't really a hot chicken place. Like, it's chicken, though. Like, that's what that was. What do you get? You get the caniac? Yeah.

The slaw for an extra piece of Texas toast. Got to. Yeah. Extra toast, no slaw. Then I always get an extra sauce on top of that because each toast basically gets its own cane sauce. There's no question. Because you drizzle. What I do is I kind of hollow out the toast, put it in there like a hot dog.

And then you have yourself a little hot dog chicken sandwich deal. That's not a bad idea at all. Then dip. But I'm a huge sauce guy. I just take the Texas toast and I jam it as far into the sauce as I can. And I eat it all. Hell yes. Hell yes.

my mouth's watering. Also in and out burger's coming to Nashville. Is it really? Have you guys not seen that? I did. I saw that. That's a way.

That's a ways away. That's a way. A year or two away. So Raising Keynes is sponsoring Kittle Fest this year. Is it really? Yep. We are going to get fat at Kittle Fest. Assuming that we're going.

Yeah. Kittle. Oh, it's actually club Kittle this year. Club Kittle? Club Kittle. What's the, well, I was not there. I was in Canada.

Bless you. Bless you. Thank you. I was in Canada during the whole process. I know you were. It seemed like an amazing time. What is, like, what's the landscape for Kittlefest this year? Like, what are we talking about live entertainment?

Oh, yeah. Obviously, some beer drinking games. There's cigars. That's pretty much what I know about Kittlefest. You show up and you go to the, they have a front table and you like check in. They give you gear. Oh, sure I got the little Kittle Fest bucket. There's like a summer camp vibes.

And so everyone showed up and you had a desk that you checked in at for summer camp. You got like braces. See, like Kittlefest. That's cool. No, I played the entire season with it. It lasted. No way. What are the odds of that?

That fragile little thing. Yeah, I know. Is that wild? It shows you how soft NFL's getting. Yeah, right? A little bit. Yeah, no. But, no, Kittle Fas, it's just, it's a good spot for, I get all, like, my college

and high school, mostly just college. I get all my college friends that come down, former college teammates, our friends that live, like DeForest Bruckner, who's, you know, he's in California or Indianapolis, wherever he's had. And just like, all of my NFL friends come, Clare's friends. And we had like, I don't know, like 80 to 100 people last year. So much fun. We had, what was it?

We had a crawfish boil. That was awesome. They came and did that for us. And we had dinner provided for everybody. Bud Light sponsors the whole thing. It's just like Tyler Rich played Jelly Roll played last year. That's awesome.

That was super cool. He's out of the blue. They're like, hey, do you mind Jelly roll comes? I was like, that's like, that's like. Yeah. Awesome. Jelly's like that there. He'll just show up.

He'll text. He won't text you back for three weeks, but then he'll just show up at your house. Hey, Jelly. He's fucking all time. Yeah, he was awesome. We really enjoyed having him. But it's just kind of hanging out.

I have a bunch of family that comes down for it too. So just fun play a lot of beer games. That's one day. Yeah. Just show up. But this year's club kiddle, like I said. So I'm working on some fun things for that whole theme. Nothing you want to give up right now.

Not yet. And you shouldn't. No, I wanted to be a surprise. Chubby's going to be involved. Probably. I love that. Big Chubbies fan. I have some fantastic sponsors.

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That's crazy. Well, you could have told me that before we started. I didn't know that you didn't know. You promoted it. You got to be able to know where I'm going with that. We've had, we're going to know. I got that C-T-E-F-G. We've had three seasons.

You know, it does. Hey, that's fine. I do got to get something on my chest. It pissing me off every time Theo's comes up and we kind of just don't say shit. Huh. We just don't say, we don't say nothing. We kind of shell up. You want to talk shit to him?

Yeah, I mean, we kind of shell up about, about seeing him at the waste management. I don't know. He looked like a scared raccoon is what he said. Oh, nice. We just need to get one in there. We got something to clip. Don't you worry. Yeah, that's all we needed.

Yeah, I know. I feel like I used a good one on Twitter by calling him Stoop Kid because he fucking looks like Stoop Kid off Hey Arnold. Hey, the dumb chicken off Moana. Dumb chicken off Moana. Hey, hey. Oh, yeah. Yes, bro. Win.

Oh, that was mean, too. You said he looked like somebody off Ice Age? No, the acorn. The acorn. Yeah. He looks like the acorn of ice age. I just watched Ice Age this week and that's funny as hell. What else can we get?

He fucking, you know, Theo. Do he looks so dumb, dude? He's got to be the only guy. How dumb is he? He's got to be the only guy in Louisiana with the mole that doesn't know how to shoot a gun. Let's fucking go. Got him. That's disrespectful.

He, uh, what else is? You guys know how dumb Theo is, dude? Yeah. He looks like a mechanic who doesn't know how to change. change the tire. Like, if he worked for AAA, he'd pull up and have to call somebody to help you out. Yeah, dude. There we're fucking go. We're rolling. The leader of a lesbian biker gang. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking pussy. It looks like somebody who fails shot because he doesn't know how to use his hands. Yeah, dude. Yes. There we go. Got him again. I didn't know he was in his 40s. That's wild. He's

43. I've never met a 43 old senior in high school until I met him. There you go. Probably still on that free lunch. Does he die his hair? There's no question. Does he dye his hair? Brother, he's 43. He's got to have some grays in there. You know he does some just for men. He'll see any grace. Exactly. Because he dyes his hair. He's a Hollywood redneck, dude.

I'm talking. He wants to look to part, but he's too pretty for it. You know what I mean? Yeah. You can tell if you got the teeth done. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he's got a nose job too. That's allegedly.

That is what we think on the bus. That's a bus rumor. That's a bus rumor. Wow. Wow. This is awesome. A lot of tea being spilled out here. Yeah.

I think that we threw some good little jabs right there. You did. You were in Flocee for a second. For a minute. That's fucking great. He reminds me, he reminds me of this gal. He reminds me of this gal when we would listen to the announcements in like sixth grade. She would take her left foot and she would hump her foot while on her right hand she'd be drinking milk.

And you know how if you open the cart milk a little too big and it falls out the side of your jerks. He reminds me that old gal. Some's a little awful with her. Dude, they don't know how to drink milk out of the carton. Yeah, fucking, you're sitting here and I wish we had to, you, because you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. You open it up a little... Carver carton.

You open it up, the triangle a little too wide, and it starts going off the side of your face, and she would just fucking hold that thing while school announces were going, and she'd just fucking hump her foot in the desk. I'm not shitting you. Would she blast off? I don't know if she'd...

How old are you? She had a little something off. But anyway, I'll just say she reminds me of Theo. You know what I'm? Got him. Fuck that bitch ass, dude. We got a fucking... Should we hit tight on you before we let him go?

We're listening. L. You guys? No, what I'm saying? L.C class. So it is? It was for us. It was LD.

Ours is LRC, but I was also in those classes. You guys were on it today. That was Flosate. That was pretty impressive. You were on it. You did good too. I checked my phone while he was going. I hope it was.

You don't know, that's how good he was. You're like, I got time. We just need, we need something out. We needed something out there. Anytime it's brought up,

we kind of, I feel like, because I feel it. Maybe I'm talking personally. You feel something like, I got to, this is the time to throw some in the... You're not a fan base.

It's a very impoverished band base. You're not putting on a pestles. what we got to do. We do. We say he's a comedian. He does this. I know. We see the comments. Theo's going to bury you guys. Not even that, yeah, the comments, like, he's got that impoverished fan base. Like, you know they're going to come after. You don't know what's going to come out of their mouth. Yeah. You think about burning Dollar generals and then you cut them off from their necessities and that's what might be how you start. Yeah. Take out the foundation, man. Take out the foundation, exactly.

Shut on. We got to ruin. We got to, uh, comedy career. We got to do something. We got to do something. We got to have some. We had to think everything from him. Do you think, like, their favorite fast food would be? Like, where do you think they go to eat? Checkers. Oh, that's a good one. I think checkers might be a little too expensive for him. You think so?

Yeah. Yeah, probably Subway before Jerry got got. What's that place? Everyone says the best bird of crystals. Probably something like that, dude. Crystal is a hard. I always Taylor would heard that one. That's funny.

Oh, fuck. Was it a solid one? I said Subway before Jared got got gotten. And then Georgia goes probably a little after two. Probably either way. Somebody always gave you that stench. Like in high school. you go to Subway and you come out and you smell like Subway

the rest of the day. That's a good smell. No, it is not. It's not like when we walked in this bus today that Jimmy Johns is out here. It's one of the other. You either like that smell or you hate it and I understand both. There's days that I think Subway. I'm both. I like, there's days I think. It's one of the other. You don't like it out of which too. Jimmy Johns

or who? No, Subway. I'm just like, there's days I walk to a subway. I'm like, oh, that's a nice smell. And like, there's other days I walk in there. I smell like, I don't want Subway anymore. I just walk right out. Dude, subway used to be a fucking hitter back in the day. You still get that sweet-a-in chicken terriaki, it'll sing to you. Subway milk, dog. Does the Chipotle sauce on it as well?

No, I do the honey mustard and obviously sweet onion sauce. I do sweet onion and the little Chipotle deal. Subway melt, man. Subway melt. Tell me more. Just go experience it, dog. Throw some honey mustard on that bitch. As long as you got red onions on a sandwich you're doing just on.

They do honey mustard so well. Jersey mics is underrated too to me. You even firehouse subs are underrated. Firehouse subs is underrated. The red onions. Bravo. Hey, bro. You want to talk to you?

You want to talk curling. Yeah, we have two minutes. Yeah, talk to us about curling. Yeah, talk to us about curling. Speaking of, that's where you're going to be going after this curling practice. Curling practice. Talk to us. What are your goals in this curling game?

Well, so I realize that when you're an NFL football player, like, I don't know, seven, eight months of your life is competitive, right? Every single day. And you have to be competitive at the highest level because if you suck multiple days in a row, hey, you're either getting cut or you're not going to get the ball very much. you're just, you're not going to get the reps. And so you have to be locked in. And so when I get off season, it's like, okay, I don't want to be ultra competitive.

So I don't really want to golf because there's so much that goes into golf. And I don't want to get lessons. I don't want to get lessons. I don't have time to go golf for six hours a day, multiple days a week. So like, that's just kind of another relaxing. That's a relaxing thing for me. So I wanted to pick up something that was a little competitive that I could like dial into.

Curly and I go for two hours once a week. And we do, we're in a men's league here. We're not a men's league. We're in a league here in Nashville at the T-line, Mark, Mark, is the owner, which is pretty good. Mark Bulger? Quarterback? Yeah.

Rams? Yeah, he's the owner. How fun is that? And so, yeah, we're going over there to get some, going to toss some rocks, get some sweeping in it. Mark Bulger was the guy for the Rams, like when I was growing up. He's a dog owner, obviously too. Yeah, brother.

Swing through. He's awesome. They've got great food over there too. That's what we called him. Just going over there. Just Braxton, we're getting through it today. But it's me, Tanya, Hawkinson, Trent Taylor, and then one of our boys, Dave.

one of us isn't there. And, but yeah, we're just going on for some practice to get better at it. But it's like, it's also, I want something competitive to do when I'm done playing. So why not start now? And Jared Allen's like is a monster out of apparently. Like, I haven't seen him yet. But he practices there all the time at T-Line and he is like a dog. And I think they, they had nationals and like they beat the current Olympic gold.

Matt Hamilton. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just saw Matt Hamilton. They look like. Yeah. I was on his radio show in Wisconsin, fun guy.

But he, they beat him at nationals. But I think it was like a round robin thing. And they came back and I think they won it again. and so like they're going back. And I don't really know how all that works. But I think it's just really fun thing because it's not physical. Your body doesn't really take a toll.

Like you get a little sore from like pushing and being that low to the ice. But like if you're a good athlete, which all of us on this bus are, I'm assuming boys. Yeah, all the boys. You boys know, we got a squad now.

A bus in league? Oh, dude, it's so much fun. They go, it's two hours once in a week. Joey, we're the team. Team bottom. We're in our own league. T-line is less than 100 yards from the old busing spot. Oh, for real?

Yeah, 100 yards. on it. We're the church. The bus and spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the church. Really? It's 100 yards away from that. Oh, that's not far from the old house.

Bring on through. Yeah. And you haven't met Jared Allen. I've not, sadly. I've only sent his DMs twice. God, we gotta, we gotta get a third one in today. Why not? Yeah, throw it in there, dude.

He has. He has. He's still competitive. He wants to beat Matt Hamilton. I know he does. I love that. For the Olympics. He wants to go to the Olympics.

I know. I'm in. I just, not while I'm not while I'm still playing football. Yeah. That pod we did with Jared was one of my favorite ones Because we're literally just talking conspiracies the whole time We were little uncomfortable times

But it was like where you're sitting in the basement of a slumber party And you're just talking shop about everything Hmm What's that time you had a slumber party? Is that what you called it? Was that a summer party? Yeah, when's the last time you had a slumber party? We have a summer party every Wednesday

After our spring football tour Awesome We go to a place, we hang out We get drunk and go to sleep Yeah It'd be a lot worse No, do we have a fantastic life God our life is fun

fucking awesome. Where do you guys go next? We go to Columbus, Ohio. That's not going to suck. Sold out. That's not going to suck. Wild. I can't believe it's sold out. It's going to be fun. The awesome video you guys posted was elite. I looked like an absolute riot. Man, it was sick. When we go to Iowa next year, you should come with. Yeah, that's what, that's why we didn't go to Iowa this year.

100%. Well, what did we talk about? The reason we didn't do Iowa this year is because I was going to do something else. Yeah, you had WrestleMania. It was a good excuse. I mean, you got, I go to WrestleMania. We leave Friday for it. I'm pretty excited. Because it was like, we were looking at it. in Iowa for certain dates and I had texted

you, I'm like, hey, we're going to Iowa. It was going to be over Ohio State basically. Or Colorado. Anyway, one of those. And it was like, hey, this is hanging on the boy. We're going to make it work. And I was like, if you can go, we'll go to Iowa. If you can't, we're not going to fucking. You gave me two dates and both dates I have, I've had booked for like the last year. Yeah, I mean,

WrestleMania is a good excuse. You know what day? We did get though? June 27th. We did, which is bigger. That's huge for us. Hey, are you going to, are you going to get in the ring at WrestleMania? love to. I've learned every every restaurant I'm like, hi, I'm going to be here. If you want me to get thrown through a table,

I'd love to. Please. Like, you got to have something because you got the hair too. Like, you got to put water in it and fucking do it and talk. Yeah, I'm dialed. Yeah, yeah. Put him through a table. Please. I'll drop off a ladder. I don't care. If you could power bomb one person, who would it be? In the ring, like, WWE or

not WWE? Both. Yeah. W.W. Yeah. For the boys, I'd say Theo. I think that'd be really fun. Hell yeah. I need that. A wrestler A, a wrestler. A, Roman Ranges is a champ right now,

so I'd throw him through a table any day. I'd love that. And he's a 49ers hand, and I've never met him, which is kind of sad, because I've been to so many wrestling events. Really? I know, sad.

I just want to meet him. Seems like a good, dude. The Uso, the brothers, they're dope. They're awesome. They go hard. They're so sick. We're at SummerSlam this past year.

It was incredible. With the fucking truck. Dude, yeah, the Uso. The guy with the Lucha Libre mask. What's his name? Ramisterio. That shit was. was dope. He was fighting his son.

They've had this huge storyline for the last year where his son has like gone off the deep and like he's a bad guy now and he's like he just disrespects his dad and his dad is like, I'm not going to fight my son. And then the son, uh, Dom, disrespected his mom in front of Ray and and reed, heated his ass and now they're wrestling and a wrestling man. I can't wait. God, I love your buying. I disrespect the mom, man. Bad ball. I can't do it. Holy shit. It's going to be awesome. I'm very excited for it. It's in LA, sofite stadium. And I love that you know the storylines.

Oh, yeah, dude, I follow everything. I don't watch, like, I don't watch every, you know, Monday Night Raw or Friday Night Smackdown. But, like, I follow all the accounts I need to on Twitter. So, like, I see everything just through my feed. Awesome. It's great stuff. Seth Rons versus Logan Paul. That's going to be a high-flying event.

Logan Paul's fantastic, too. Dude, Logan's crushing it. Cushing it. He's a, I didn't realize how good of an athlete he was. Yeah, bro. I didn't realize. I thought he was a stud football player and wrestler growing up. Because I was following him back when he was on Vine.

Started out. That's where he got high. Yeah, he was getting RIP, Vine. RIP, Vine. There were two Iowa football players that for like a two-month time period were the they were top three in Vine and views and follows. And then they made them stop doing it because they said it was distracting from their work. This was during the summer two summer workouts.

It was pre-lame. That was the landscape of college ball back then. Yeah. The both was one to take Twitter away. Oh, yeah, we couldn't use Twitter. That's what I was saying. Like back then you're like it was very like a slippery slope. Control the narrative.

Yeah. About all it is. Yeah. I just can't imagine, like, if they, if, like, it was today and, like, they were a top three Viner or TikToker, they would be making over a million dollars. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to take it from them. I don't think today, would you? No, not with the NIL stuff.

You couldn't physically. But, like, the stuff they were doing was so creative and so funny. I was, I look back at it now. I'm just like, that, like, you guys would be making $500,000 minimum. No. Oh, I was trying to get Vine Famous back in the day. I know, you probably were. You're naked and afraid one is so funny.

I'm just naked and. afraid at this point. I'll show you after that. It's him curled up in a ball. Maked. Just by a plant in the house, like being like I'm out in the woods. And I'm just naked.

It's so stupid. It's so fine, dude. I'm sitting like this and there's a plant next to me and I just pan the camera around to where you see my ass crack in the mirror. And then you see the plan and it just goes to my face. I'm like, I'm so naked and afraid at this point. Dude, I did a, I did a vine that was like a five-part series of two detective looking for a cheese bandit.

Love that. Plot twist at the end. was the cheese bannet was actually our chief captain at the police station. Was it you? No, no. It was my buddy's brother, Jack. It was so dumb, dude, if you watch it.

And then we uploaded it wrong, too, so it went from the ending to the, it was just stupid. I hit a force choke video once. Like, Logan stole my protein chicken. He's like, we will, please know. And I fucking put my hand out. And then you know how you could chop it all the time? He's like, ah! Back into the wall,

it was fucking sick, dude. I've seen that one. It didn't vine work. No, I've seen that one before. Have you? I think so. Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. I randomly fall into Vine, just hole, black holes. I love. Vine was the fun. It was so funny, dude. There was so, and it was only six seconds, right? Seven. Excuse me.

You had to be. You had to be a little early. Okay, Joey, boy. All right. What a way to end the show. Yeah, this was a good, this was a good episode, a quality episode. Quality. Quality.

It's quality. Get off. Get off. Get out. No question. absolute pleasure yeah always we will be doing more

oh yeah yeah what do you guys got is the back of the bus invited at kiddle fest oh yeah for sure boys George is about as I'm easy the variety of his friends like last year at kiddo fest I'm meeting a group and I'm like oh how do you guys know George and like oh we're from New York we met him on Instagram

they're like you were in the Instagram chat too but you left it like Kirk baby he's like George would respond to every mean we had. So if you guys are, everybody's listening, you want to deal with George Kittle. It is not that hard. It's not that hard, man. Because there's one that we're in this year, and I was making sure to kind of respond everything.

I don't even know what one that is. It's the same one? Yeah, you're good. All right, good deal. But I met this through, and I'm like, what? And then you go to another group and they're like, oh, yeah, where's the Xbox Live party? Dude, George is fucking, I love it.

He scans it all, bro. I'm just a kid, dude. You really are. I just like that fun. Bring the friends around. Oh, that's bust with the boys. Yeah, that's plus with the boy. Subscribe.

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