Bussin' With The Boys - Jalen Hurts Will Be The Super Bowl MVP & The Kansas City Chiefs Need A Miracle To Win
Episode Date: February 9, 2023Recorded: February 2, 2022 | Well boys... it's the final week of Bet The Bus and things haven't been pretty recently. But it's not about where you have been, it's about where you are going and we are ...going undefeated this week for real this time. The Philadelphia Eagles are stacked and Patrick Mahomes is a the young goat but the board is clear this week so strap in boys because we are coming in with a bang for this last episode. 0:00 Bet The Bus begins :30 Depression of the last weeks 3:10 Proper Wild Social 5:00 Will's Friday Night Lights Speech 8:00 Gamblers Prayer 9:10 Will breaks down the Super Bowl 23:00 Super Bowl Picks ---- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ---- SUPPORT OUR SPONSOR Proper Wild: Go to properwild.com/barstool to try Proper Wild 30% Off.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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There's no, there's none of that bullshit.
What I feel in my fucking gut, letting you guys down these last couple weeks in the playoffs when it's like,
you know, the whole, AKA Payoff Willie, AKA Playoff Willie, Playoff Willie, playoff Willie's been
nowhere to be found.
And that's fucking on me and I take that to heart.
I don't want to continue to fucking, you know, gas myself.
when I'm just dishing losses, I haven't won.
I've been in nothing but a fucking slump.
I've been in hell.
Anybody who's watched Busts with the boys,
anybody who watched Busts with the boys this last week,
heard Taylor-Lwan speech to me on going through hell.
The only way is through.
And we've been fucking going through
at these last couple weeks.
But I have spent my entire life for a moment like this,
for a moment like this,
because we'll never get this opportunity back.
People are out there chirping.
He doesn't got it.
Oh, this is just a fucking airhead out there on a mic, just saying dumbass shit,
just trying to get clicks and views and say little headlines.
Like, he's got his fucking boys in the back.
One's back there wearing a goofy-ass fucking white beater.
These dudes don't take this shit seriously.
They don't deliver data.
I don't take that personal, brother.
I'm just saying that's what people are saying.
I don't care what people are saying, bro.
That's the thing.
Okay, okay.
I don't know.
Then you took it a little personally.
I just wanted to make that.
People are fucking coming after us, our product.
You should take that personally.
because you do nothing but put a hell of a product on the fucking internet.
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We are coming for it all.
We need, how many views we need this week, JP?
It's the last week, so if it's not a million, 30K.
I like that.
I like that range.
If it's not a million, 30,000 views.
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I hate letting people down.
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Hey.
It's been an absolute honor.
Does anybody have a fucking anything they want to say before we put this thing guzzle it down our throat?
May God have mercy on the brucey on the bruce.
forward because we won't. Love you guys. This is fucking it. This is the last dance. This is what
we were made of. Mitch, what you printed out with the data points? This is fucking it, brother.
I believe in it. I believe in the system that we've been preaching the entire time.
Cheers. Did anybody not drink it? I'm about to drink mine. Drink it. I'm trying to flip the
switches. Not doing enough, brother. Any type of review or any words of encouragement you want to give,
Jack, before we get this thing going?
I'd like to go into my notes, though,
so I can really make this accurate
because this is coming from the go-to-smoke,
Wiz Khalifa.
And it's about second chances.
It's about last chances,
because this is all we got is one more week.
Be quoted this,
we never really learned from the first mistake
or the second or the third.
It only hits us when we're given the last chance.
And I think we're all,
we're feeling that moment right now.
This is our last chance.
We got a full calendar year after this until we're back.
Not really, more like half a calendar year.
But it really doesn't matter about time.
This is our last fucking chance.
And we need to send the people off riot with a big, big check account.
With that being said, I feel like I just need some encouragement, some motivation from our humble leader.
So you got anything?
That quote by Wiz Khalifa couldn't have been any more perfect for this moment.
Because it is when the last chance comes, that's when it really starts hitting you.
And the way we've been letting motherfuckers down,
and that one does hit deep.
I'm doing my fucking best this week,
and I know my best is going to be enough
because we rise to the occasion.
The cream always rises to the top.
We are the cream.
Do not get it fucking twisted, boys.
You got to go through some adversity
to get to the top of the mountain.
You have to go through adversity,
to get to the top of the mountain.
But the ones who face adversity,
sometimes need to understand that there's shit in the way,
and you need to go back down, reassess.
Go through fucking hell
and get back up and,
go back up a different mountain. And today, we're doing that. It's real simple, boys. We've got one more
game and that's it. Now, most of you have been bent with us for 14 weeks, give or take a few
surrounding the controversy surrounding year 10. And now that we know the NFL is rigged and scripted,
we can say with absolute certainty that the NFL was keeping me out of the league. But you've got
one more game. And after that, most of you will never be able to bet with us again. Your car's
going to get repoed, your house will get taken. That's if I let you guys down. Because y'all have been
with me for a while and you all have been hearing me talk about this word being perfect. And I want
you to understand something. To me, being perfect isn't about that scoreboard. It isn't about winning.
It's about you and your relationship to yourself, your family, and your friends. Being perfect is about
being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down because you
told them the truth. And that truth is that you did everything that you could. There wasn't one more
thing you could have done. Can you live in that moment? That's the question. Can you live in that
moment as best you can with clear eyes and love in your heart? With joy in your heart.
If you can do that, gentleman, then you're perfect.
I want you all to take a moment right now,
and I want you to look each other in the eyes.
And look each other in the eyes.
I want you to put each other in your hearts forever.
Because forever, it's about to happen in a few days.
I want you to close your eyes, and I want you to think of J.P. Hovey.
Who is your brother?
and he would die to be out there on that field come Sunday.
But unfortunately, due to lack of ability and a recessive chin, he wasn't good enough.
And I want you to put that in your hearts.
Because boys, my heart is full.
And soon, our bank accounts will be too.
Jack?
If everybody could just buy your heads, I'll be leading us in the prayer this week.
Dear Lord, please grant us the serenity to accept the results.
we cannot change.
The courage to bet the bus when we can
and the wisdom to know that it does not matter.
For that is the sportsbook,
the power and glory to you,
now and forevermore.
Amen.
Amen.
Now's the time.
Let's get into this fucking game.
Hey, JP, do you want to set us up for this game?
What game do we got on the board this week?
This week we have the big game.
We have the Super Bowl.
I'm pretty sure we're allowed to say it.
I think so too, right?
We have the Eagles and Chiefs.
We'll find out.
It's not an advertising, I don't believe.
Like if we're out there in the...
It's the Kelsey Bowl and also the Andy Reed Bowl.
One of the largest storylines that the history of the game has ever seen.
And this weekend, legends will be made.
So, Will, tell us who the legends will be.
and who the villains might be.
Boys, this is a tough game.
To me, the Chiefs
who came out of the toughest conference
and they're firing.
Patrick Mahomes, he's wheeling and dealing
even with the fucking little broken wheel.
The Eagles are them.
They've told us from the get-go.
We lost, people got a little Fugazi
there at the end of the year
when Jalen Hertz went down,
but the Eagles came out undefeated,
what they go, like 8, 9-0 and 0
before they lost the game,
11, 12, and 0, something like that.
They won a lot of games
before they lost one.
But then they hit a little bump in the road
because they had a little bit of adversity when Jalen Hertz went down.
But have been quick to fucking remind us by beating everybody's ass in the playoffs.
I think they've won by a total of combined 55 points.
But they're fucking tough, man, the Kelsey Bros.
The Kelsey Brothers, the Kelse brothers,
an absolute masterclass of a year on and off the field.
There's no better time in their careers to start a podcast.
New Heights just fucking climb the mountain.
Both the boys.
I think they're both all pros.
I know they're both pro bowlers.
The best of their position,
just all of it coming together.
another plan against each other this weekend. Andy Reid wins the Super Bowl with the Eagles, right?
No. No, no, he didn't win one with the Eagles. He wants one with the Chiefs.
That's right. But obviously the history of now, everybody's, yeah, that's tough. That was a tough hell right, though. Tough,
a little quick hell for me. But Andy Reid, coming from the Eagles, like, you know that boy's ready to put up a 50 burger on this game.
You know he's hungry to beat the city that he tried to bring this type of prosperity and abundance like he has with Kansas City.
He can't sit he's back.
A lot of people talking with Patrick Mahomes,
the amount of playoff games that he's won in his five-year career,
that's fucking nuts, man,
because I feel like he's been arguably the best player in the league
since he's been in the league.
But this is a tough fucking game.
Fortunately, the boy Mitch, Mitch is biased toward the chiefs.
We know where Mitch is going.
What I'm doing right now is I'm going to try to deliver the information
and the data as true as I can.
Do I have a little bias somewhere?
Possibly.
I do enjoy both of these teams.
regardless of my middle finger to Kansas City all year,
I was wrong once again about fucking saying
that my hot take was not going to make the playoffs.
Kansas City, I apologize for absolutely fucking nothing
because you brought us views and entertainment to social media.
That's the name of the game.
It is.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the name of the fucking game.
But let's get into some of this data.
The Eagles are favored at minus one and a half.
The lined open up being Chiefs minus one and a half.
Since then, now the Eagles are favored is flip-flop.
The over-under is 50 and a half.
I personally would love to see fireworks the entire fucking game.
Back and forth.
And I'll tell you what we'll find out.
I'll leave that for the end because that'll,
that could give away what I'm going to pick.
But let's talk chiefs.
The injuries, massive problem for the boys.
However, this is the fucking Super Bowl.
You got two weeks to lick your wounds.
There's no down my mind, Legerius need.
Their number one cornerback.
And Willie Gay will be out on the field.
What did, what did, uh, uh, uh, Ligerius hurt?
Concussion, he'll be back.
Willie Gay.
The way that motherfucker's built,
that gay, that fucking thick,
that thick gay neck, dude.
He's got that thick-ass gay neck.
He's going to be out on the field.
Trust me.
Trust me, want to tell you, gay, he's going to be out there,
pounding those motherfuckers.
What do you mean by that?
Brother, you'll have to wait come Sunday to see what I mean.
Mahomes is 8-1-1-1 in his career as an underdog.
Again, Philadelphia is favored by minus one and a half.
The Chiefs are ranked second sacks.
They rank second sacks during the season.
They rank first in total offense and scoring offense.
This is a well-oil machine that they've all been together for a long time.
Mahomes and Kels obviously are arguably the best duo to ever do it.
The best, arguably the best duo to ever do it.
And that is, that is including Tom Brady and Rob Gromkowski.
Now, yeah, they'll probably need to win a couple more to solidify that.
But the rise that Travis and Patrick are having, that is an arguable thing.
Do you think it's not?
I don't know.
I mean, it's definitely arguable, but I just think Tom Brady and Gronk, it's different.
Like, I would, I think Tom Brady didn't have like a Tyreek Hill like Patrick Mahom.
One season.
And look what he did in that one season.
Imagine if he had Randy Moss for as long as Mahomes has had all the stuff.
Yeah, that's fair.
And that they could be the proper while getting to me because I'm starting to get a little juicy.
I'm starting to get a little sweaty.
I'm talking a little faster because people really are quick to forget the greatness.
Like even Tom Brady retiring.
Like you go back, wow, this motherfucker was doing it for over two decades.
And people are already talking about my homes being the goat.
Me being one of them.
Yeah, yeah.
People, people, a lot of people have been out there saying, yo, is this the best dude to ever play football?
Mahomes and Kels obviously are arguably the best duo to ever do it.
Dude, I was quick to forget.
I was actually watching the Patriots Rams Super Bowl when they were battling.
And in that grainy-ass television, you know, we got all the big screens now.
We don't get the little fucking box dinosaur TVs.
But yeah, dude.
And a salute.
Can we get a moment of silence for Tom Brady, greatest quarterback to ever play the game?
Thank you.
Check this one out, though.
This is concerning.
The Chiefs, their Red Zone defense.
They give one up
67.3% of the time.
They allow a TD in the red zone
67.3% of the time.
I will figure that shit out one day.
And that ranks 31st in the NFL.
You want to hear about what the Eagles scoring red zone is?
I do.
67.8% of the time they score a touchdown in the red zone.
That ranks third in the NFL.
Which one is that?
You know which one I'm talking about.
You really trying to throw me all.
No, I'm not. If I'm reading it correctly, it means it works 67% all the time.
It works 67.8% of the time every time.
There you go.
Let's jump over to the Eagles.
The Eagles have won both of their playoff games by combined 55 points and have only allowed
14 points. The Eagles are 7 and 2 against the spread in their last nine playoff games.
That's a little Fugazi Fugazi.
I feel like you can kind of throw that one out the window.
However, we're just trying to deliver you the data.
we're trying to deliver you the information.
They rank first in sacks and past defense.
That was throughout the season.
They're also fourth in points allowed per game at 18.8.
One of the, arguably the best defense in league,
well, they pretty much are because they're fucking,
these are the only two left standing.
The best defensive league goes against the best offensive league.
How do even we equate off of last week?
Niners didn't really have their offense
because they didn't have their quarterback.
But I'll tell you what was scary about the Eagles last week, the trenches.
seeing that the Eagles can win on the ground,
and they've showed us before,
but once again, like against the defense like the Niners,
it's not like the quarterback of the Niners' defense was hurt.
Them being able to run the ball on the ground
and move those trenches the way they were able to
and not even need to use Waffle House and Devante Smith on the outside.
What they call Devante Smith?
Skinny Batman, Waffle House and Skinny Batman on the outside?
You know what I mean?
Like being able to fucking mow a team down that way is,
I don't know, that shit's impressive,
but also the fucking chiefs, man, they have that high-powered offense.
My thought, again, getting into this game,
I thought to myself when I was losing,
well, just all of my losses these last two weeks,
last week when I was, like, sitting at my island,
I had some busts with the boys' whiskey right next to me,
sipping on it, thinking when my wife was like,
how much you lose this week?
And I was like, wait until after the Super Bowl.
And then I just slugged the whiskey,
and I'm just sitting there fucking thinking, like,
how do I figure out the art of fading myself?
Because I might have to do that.
Or am I going to let my pride and my ego get in the way against these Kansas City fans?
Am I just going to roll with Kansas City?
I might fucking just let me just bet Kansas City.
How about that?
And then we're either going to win together or they're going to be pissed off when they fucking lose.
And then people are going to point the finger because everybody wants everybody,
everybody's addicted to fucking problems.
Oh, it's his fault.
It's his fault.
No one wants to take accountability anymore.
Seems you're at a crossroads.
I am. I really am because I've flip-flopped on who I want to pick several times.
Here's some weird stats, some goofy stats that you guys are going to love. Remember, comment.
Silly stats.
Yeah, some silly stats for the boys.
Comment, subscribe, thumbs up this video.
Remember, we got to run. We got to get to a million.
If we don't get a million, we'll settle for 30,000.
The favorite is 29 and 25 in the Super Bowl.
That's kind of a wash.
I feel like that's kind of a, you know what I mean?
Like 25 and 29 to 25, whatever.
Teams wearing white jerseys have won 36 times, including five of the last seven.
The chiefs are wearing white.
Now, that's something I feel like I can kind of...
Yeah.
That's something I can kind of like.
I don't mess with your mind.
Yeah.
The NFL leader in passing has only won the Super Bowl once.
Mahomes led the league this year.
The NFL league leader in passing has only won one time.
Hey.
Goat.
The real goat, Peyton Manning.
Mike.
Peyton Manning is the real goat.
People forget about that.
Like celebrate Tom Brady all you want.
The goat was Peyton Manning.
The goat is Peyton Manning.
Can we get a moment of silence for Tom Brady
Greatest Quarterback to ever play the game?
Both Eagles and Chiefs are 16 and 3
and both teams have scored 546 points.
That was the stat.
What does that mean?
That's crazy.
That they're both just tied?
Everything's even.
Yeah, that is.
Now that I think about it.
Weird stat for a reason.
now that I had that up.
Yeah.
Now that I'm looking at it again
and hearing your guys' reaction,
both of them,
the record's the same,
and they both scored the same amount of points.
That shit is interesting as fuck.
Carl Chaffers...
Oh, no.
Chaffers or Chaffers?
Carl Chaffers and his crew
are the referees for this game.
They average the most flags thrown this year
with 12 a game.
And you know why that is?
Because these fucking refs make it about them,
not about the game.
They don't look at themselves
as a vessel for the game.
They want to have the fucking, yeah, the big call.
They want to make these big calls at the end of the game.
Here's what I'm going to say.
And chiefs are five and four all time against the Eagles.
Here are my thoughts.
Chiefs win this game under two conditions.
The NFL is rigged and the refs make it about themselves
and control this game in the last seven minutes of the fourth quarter.
That's how the Chiefs will win this game.
If the NFL is inscripted like that and the rest don't fucking botch the game at the very end,
which they might do.
If the Chiefs win this game, we will know why.
I'm telling you right now, that is what will happen.
If the rest and this thing ain't scripted,
I'm telling you right now, boys,
the Eagles are winning the Super Bowl.
The Eagles are going to win the Super Bowl,
and they might, Taylor mentioned it all Bustle with the Boys earlier this week.
If you haven't watched Bustle with the boys, go watch that,
subscribe to that as well.
I mean, you guys are subscribed anyway.
But he thinks it's going to be double digits,
which isn't out of the realm of possibilities.
They really could beat that at.
They really could.
And I'm not saying that to Mal Chiefs fans.
You look at it.
Where do the Chiefs have the Eagles?
Quarterback and what?
We'll throw them special teams.
Which is a big component of the game.
Nine years in league.
It's quarterback and special teams.
Like we're not offensive line.
Not offensive line.
Who's their left tackle?
Orlando Brown most overrated left tackle in the game.
They'll shot at the boys.
But that just is what it is.
With all due respect.
Yeah, with all due respect,
he gave up as many pressures as Dennis Daly for the Titans
and still made the Pro Bowl.
That's, what, what?
What did you just, fuck?
I think Creed Humphrey, the chief center.
Yeah.
Could be all pro over Jason Kelsey.
But yeah, but that's, whatever.
He's not.
Yeah, who cares?
No, no, that center is a good player.
And again, Orlando Brown, a good player.
I just, I think their offensive line is master over here because you've got Patrick Mahomes.
If you can mitigate and fucking all the backyard plays that the chiefs can do,
off script plays, that's where the game will be won.
I think the Eagles have the defense.
to do that.
They have the secondary.
One of the best secondaries in the league.
That's why they went and got old buddy from the Saints, right?
Gardner Johnson went and got Sue.
And Sue's depth.
We're talking to Dominic and Sue.
He's depth on that defensive line.
Lineback and core, they run and hit.
Like, they have the defense.
Their front seven is better than the Chiefs.
I do respect the Chiefs linebackers.
I think they got a really good young linebacker core.
But again, I think, like, the Eagles have the better offense.
They have the better second there.
They have the better defensive line.
Chief's got to worry about getting fucking controlled.
Double hips thrust it on throughout the entire drive.
I don't hear you talking, Mitch?
I don't hear you talking, brother.
That's all I'm saying.
You saw the tape on the Eagles against the Niners moving those boys.
Hang on.
So now I'm going back in another little tangent.
When it comes to running backs, you should hear that?
Hey, I did have a little.
Your throat.
Hey.
Hey, even running back.
Like I do, who's it, Pacheco?
I respect their game.
But, bro, who's it, Gainesville?
Well.
Gainwell.
Yeah, might as well be Gainesville because he can get number of gains that they're on the ground.
Again, they showed that they can win the game in a multitude of ways.
Jalen Hertz, and you might look at him being the MVP.
I hope the boy does because what a fucking story he's had throughout the entirety of the game.
Throughout the entirety of his career coming from Oklahoma.
Boomer sooner.
Boom or sooner, Jailen Hertz.
But you got A.J. Brown, Devante Smith.
these dudes are fucking it.
I truly don't think they have the roster top to bottom to beat the Eagles.
Even in coaching Andy Reid, offensive, he's a mastermind.
But the way the Eagles have been a rolling dude, like it's a, it's not just because they have talent.
They have the coaching step to put it together.
And Siriani, I hope he fucking takes the mic a little bit and gets in front of the cameraman, does his thing.
He does that.
They play meat meal before the game.
It's a rat, man.
I think it's Eagles minus one and a half.
I think that's a, uh, I know.
I apologize.
I apologize.
I apologize.
Guys, I'm telling you, I've taken it seriously the way we've dropped the ball these last two weeks.
I like it, we fuck around, we do this and that.
I'm like, God, damn it, man.
What's happened?
I'm in a little slump.
This is getting me out of the slump.
Certainty.
Certainty.
With absolute certainty, the Eagles are winning the Super Bowl.
Mitch, you got anything else to say?
Pussy?
Your past record.
not no shots
and this is not meant to be a shot
but it might be
I had a certain Eagles fan
called me last week
said oh Will's taking the Niners
I'm doubling down on the Eagles
Eagles won
I feel the exact same way this week
you're
I'm fading you
and as of the past couple weeks
fading you
you're in the green
which is what we strive for
to the fact that you picked the Eagles
I am feeling more comfortable
confident with the chiefs.
I hope everybody who fazes me
loses their fucking house.
That's how I feel about it.
Well, I mean, everybody that's been fading you
might be buying a new house.
Yeah, if you've been going all in
these last three weeks,
but you talk about the regular season,
I've been putting up fucking dingers, dude.
But what matters in the regular season?
We're talking postseason.
We're talking postseason.
You're right.
You're right.
Listen, I gave my spiel.
I'm not running from it.
I fucked up, but I feel very good about this big.
And not in the down in the way
of the making jokes and being loud.
and being the fucking frat boys up here just rocking the mic.
I'm talking like data.
I'm talking, we've been in the trenches watching ball.
And I just, that's how I feel.
Jack, any of the boys?
I would love to know.
What's the back of the bus?
What are you guys picking?
Because fuck the guy.
We're not even using the guy this week.
Before we lock in our teams,
I want to know the most important bet what everybody has,
and that is the coin flip.
Heads or tails, straight off the rip,
50-50, one shot of glory.
Because I'm tails.
Never fails.
Never fails, but I know there's got to be some guy in here who's going to ride with heads.
Mitch, I hope he does.
Mitch, I'm going to tell you every bet, send it to all your group chat of little minion fucking friends.
I hope you guys fade everything and lose it all.
And then I'll fire you.
And then you'll be down triple.
That's a joke, but we needed that for the clip.
I'm mad and everything.
I'm always heads.
You get that fat-ass head.
JP, what do you got on the pick?
What's your pick?
Jack, what's your pick?
Are you on Eagles or Chiefs?
I'm on Eagles.
Okay.
Fly, Eagles fly.
I don't vote to victory.
Fly.
Big, bang, eagle gang.
Bang, bang, bird gang, baby.
Would that be said, I will also be with the Eagles, Eagles everything.
I think Jalen Hertz will be the MVP.
And I think Devante Smith will be the one that he'll be battling for with MVP.
one Oklahoma boy, one Alabama boy going at it.
Hugging in the end.
Right in front of Willie Gay.
I will also be riding with the Eagles.
I think you slept on them all year,
and it's nice to see you hop on board.
With the Eagles?
Yeah.
Do you really think I've slept on them all year?
You took the Niners by a long shot.
Yeah.
The round before that, you took the Giants.
Yeah, I was, uh...
You make a couple good points right there.
It's okay.
But I'm saying not in a way to where I've, like, you know, been anti-KC about it.
I've thought the Eagles are a tough team.
I fell into the trap of, like, they did go through some reversity at the end of the year.
And then when the playoffs are like, oh, fuck, yeah, they're, I don't know why I forgot.
Yeah.
The boy's quick to forget a lot of shit.
And I know everybody out there, they're thinking, like, how can we take this dude seriously?
Like, when he's lost a couple weeks, I'm telling you right now, I'm as serious as fucking serious skits, boys.
We're winning this game.
Seriously?
Seriously.
Hey, guys, hey, it's been an absolute honor serving you guys this year.
Does anybody have any last words?
I do.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's what we needed.
One quote to end us on, and it's appropriate, because though no one can go back and
make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
And with that being said, clear eyes, full slate.
Can't fucking lose, boys.
And I will put together the greatest bet the boys parlay of all time.
May God have mercy on the board because we fucking won't.
I love you.
We appreciate you.
Please, comments, comments, comments.
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