Bussin' With The Boys - Jarod Is Doing Stand Up + The Boys Side Quests | Inside The Bus

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

Recorded: September 18th 2025 | Welcome back to another Friday hang with the boys in the back. This week we dive into Jarod starting to do comedy and his first open mic. Then the boys get into some of their crazy dreams that they have had and some of reoccurring weird dreams that you guys will want to hear. Finally, each of the boys goes through and talk about some of the side quests that each of the guys has been doing. Let us know in the comments some side quests that you guys are on. Enjoy and much love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Hey guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas.

We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you.

you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. I'm Joey Dardano. And on my new podcast, Hope From a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with thoughtful solutions. Sike, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant, recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to me. This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to help from Hippocrite Wednesdays on the IHart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, I got mine. What episode is it?

Who, okay, yeah. What's everyone taking? I'm taking the Falcons. So you're taking the Cowboys? Matt, can you have a Southwest? I don't know what games are saying. Don't take the Cardinals. Welcome back to another episode of Inside the Bus.

This is episode 17 or 18. Last week was either 16 or 17. And we have... Callback. No, Matt. No 6-7 references on this show. That is a rule. We did not come up with that rule,

but it is a rule on podcast, especially inside the bus podcast. But today, we got to talk about one of our guys hit a parlay last week, and we also have another parlay coming for you guys. We're going to talk about... What do we say? We're going to talk about...

Jared's doing comedy. Oh, yeah. Jared is doing comedy. He went to Zanis last night, but I'll let him tell the rest of that story. It's a short story. It's a short story. And then we're going to be. You went on his podcast, too.

I was, I was Jared's first guest on his podcast, which was fun. I've rewatched it. Jared's growing his hair out. Jared's growing his hair out. Coup cut his hair. It's gone. All of it. We got the bus and bowl coming up.

We have a whole lot of stuff coming up. Loaded show. Loaded. As Josh Pate would say, jampack show. We might go like an hour. We got to get Josh on. We could go two hours on this one if we were, if we really, if we went slow. We really wanted to.

If we were happy. We talk. I don't know what I'm going to take. So we'll find out later. Do we want to start? You all are talking about the comedy, right? I think we got to. Oh yeah.

Jared came in this morning was like, we had, the first thing Cooper asked him was like, oh, how was a comedy last night? He's like, well, and then I'm like, save it for pot. Yeah. Short story. So you guys don't even know. I think I like briefly talked. Yeah.

We touched. Okay. I texted JP. Uh, and told him. but when I was like at the end of the day I was telling like everyone here I was like I'm shitting myself like I was not nervous at all I was like now like all the nerves of hit I was like I have a feeling like I don't even know what I was scared of because I wasn't scared about I mean I'll get to it I don't know what it was I was just scared of the whole process like like like fucking up something besides the comedy like like things like where do I sit when I get in there like do I walk from the bed you like overthinking everything like everything like everything besides the comedy even because I was like I don't care if the comedy sucks like the first thing like the first first one will suck what just making noises you just have your mic up to a bag of chips

I had it on the other side it's not chips seats come on seats we gotta clip that yeah I got chips shut the fuck over oh I thought sorry I gotta stop but yeah so I go there I park like

four blocks away that was a whole that's boring part of the story, but like there's no parking anywhere near Zanis. Jam-pack show. Jam-pack show. So they have like three shows going on. It is packed out, which made me even more scared. I was like, obviously those people aren't there for the open mic.

I'm drawing this long. I get in there, sign up. I'm the first person to sign up. I feel like such a nerd. Like, I'm like the first. You get through early. Yeah, I'm the first one in line. Sign up.

So then it's 8 o'clock when you sign up. 8.45 is when you find out if you're on. So there's just 45 minutes to kill in there. the dude, we were joking around when we did my podcast about like, like all the dudes. So I went to Zanis a couple weeks ago just to feel out, I think I may have said that to y'all. Like feel out the open mic like not actually doing it. And it's like everyone seems so clicky and friends in there. I was like, man, I want to be, I want to be a part of this.

And it was like instantly like me sitting by myself like everyone's like, what's up dude? And then like I like just talk to people. This one dude I talk to for like 45 minutes. I'll say his Instagram handle. I think his name is Scotty. Be Funny. I think that's his Instagram handle. He's like a.

45 year old dude that he's just like, I love doing this. I've done open mics my entire life all over the country. Let's go. So cool. He like read my stuff, like gave me notes, gave me all this advice. He's like, you will bomb tonight. But he was being like so cool, but he's like, this is like, I like this story. This is hilarious. You're going to bomb. Like, no one will laugh. And he's like, and that's fine. Like he's like, I'm telling you you have a good story here, but you're not going to tell it right. And it's going to suck. He was being so cool. He's like, everyone here sucks. That is cool, though. Yeah. And he's like, I'm going to read for my notebook and I've been doing it for 20 years like you read from your notebook just read it and

like no one laughs at each other's like everyone's in their head about their notebook like no one cares so he got me so hype and that's what I was like dude I feel like I already got the hard part done like I kind of hope my name doesn't get picked and then it didn't get picked me him and all the people I was with none of our names got picked when they released the list and I was like genuinely like not even remotely upset I was like I got over the nerves at least last night do you know how they pick is it just like that's like that's like that's a lot of people I was going to say how long is the list If you were first, it's like, no. Apparently it's like...

Is everybody there signed up or is majority of people there to like just watch open mics? I'd say, if I had to guess, it's like 98% open micers. And then like a couple people are there to watch. But it's, the room is full and the sidewalk is full of people like that have signed up. And they only pick, I could be wrong, let's say 15 to 20 people. And there's like, I don't know, I have no idea. It's a four minute spot. It's like some people get three, some people get four.

I don't know why. Like I think if I had to guess newer people probably get three. I put on the form, it's like, are you new? I'm like, yeah, like, it's my first time. And, but the dude told me, I don't know how true this is. This is probably just like boring. But he said they, there's like, he's like half that list every week is like regulars that come here that are like pretty good.

But they're not like headlining yet, but they're like good open bikers. But then all of this to say he recommended that spot in the east, that comedy club. I don't even think it's a comedy club. I don't even think it's a comedy club. I think it's like a venue, but they do comedy. The something. I know what you're talking about

and I can't think of it right now. I'm going to start doing that. I can see it. I can literally see it in my head right now. They have an open mic on Tuesdays. It's apparently easy to get up. Oh, nice. That would be my new spot.

I'm still going to sign up as any, but I don't think I'm going to get up there. That'll be a fun community to get in with. Everyone is so cool there. Wait, what was he doing? Is it good over there? That's not what I asked. I thought you took a meat pick

Producer Matt just took a bulge pick I just saw He's bricked up from being on the page Some New York hunnies He's got all the girls sliding up on his On his insta story Blue chats everywhere Yeah

So going back to Jared I saw like a comedy thing Like an Instagram profile Like put you on there Dude shout out Do you know who that is or how they Don't y'all all see that person? Yeah, I feel like they've been in the comments for a long time.

He has been in my comments, like probably since I started here. And I've looked, like, I've noticed on y'all's post. He does it on a lot of people's posts here. And, like, Buston's post. We probably didn't know the guy and I'm sorry that. Comedian Discover, Discovery Live on Instagram. The coolest. So he also mess.

Pretty big channel, right? He has, he has, like, four pages. One of them's massive. And then the other ones are, like, pretty specific to Nashville. And they're still good, like, that comic that I, also the comedian dude that was talking to last night, It's like in his 40s. He has like 60 or 70,000 followers. But you know,

comedian live follows him. That's like, I was like, they all know each other. And the comedian live guy just like immediately put me on. It was like, oh, I'll introduce you these people.

There's a show Sunday that he's putting me on like his guest list for just because he's, I just want to meet you because he puts on like showcases. I'm not. It's super cringy to say. You're going, right? Yeah, I'm going to go.

But I'm not like, uh, people hate when people start comedy and they're like, yeah, I'm just using all these connections I have. Like, I'm fucking headlining in two weeks. Like, I'm not trying to do that.

But I just want to meet all the people. Yeah. Because open mics is, like, kind of awkward just standing around. Like, I just want to be friends with the people. I'm not trying to take, like, but that's also so sick that you are doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm, I am like, I texted you. I was like, when I left last night, I was literally like so happy.

I was like, I didn't even do it. Oh. I was like, this is just exactly what I hoped it would be the whole way. It might honestly not be better, but it probably is a good thing to just get in there, meet people, like, get comfortable in the world. room first. Because I felt like I accomplished something, which is so cringy, but I was like,

I did it. Yeah, I never even got in the room. You did it without doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I kind of did the part where it's like,

all I'm willing to do it. I put my name in. I waited all the time. And then it was like, okay. And then we all just went like everyone left, basically except the people that performed. That's pumped for you.

Yeah, thank you. I can't wait to come watch when you let me. Yeah, in a couple weeks. No, a couple months. Jared.

Jared doesn't want us to come yet. Yeah, not allowed to go. thing. I know I get, no, I would honestly, if that happened to me last night,

I would, like I would leave being more upset than he was just like, gosh, I want to get this over with. Yeah. Like, that's another good part of me would want to sit there and not get picked because I've hyped it up in my head so much.

Like, all right, let me just go ahead and knock this out. If I'm going to bomb, let me bomb today. Now I'm just pushing off my bombing. I don't know why. Yeah.

In my, I don't know what it was. It was just like, I felt like that was, mentally that was the hardest part to me. It was like signing up, waiting and then like now it's like I don't I'm still gonna be nervous but

I don't know it was like cool it's definitely a mental block that's okay I got over that I feel like once you see your name on the list like the as nervous as you were going yesterday it's gonna be like 10th full shit yeah my name actually wrote my name all right what numbers he what numbers he okay so I got like five more people like that's gonna suck that'll be

that build up will be crazy though the adrenaline just to go there and heart would be raised yeah just a bomb oh But also like I know what the guy's saying But there's no telling who's going to bomb and who doesn't Yeah

Depends on the room Yeah you could go right behind someone who like really bombed Yeah You could be a breath of fresh air Yeah Get up there how about that guy That guy sucks Fucking loser

Everyone's like You never get invited back Everyone just hates mims My thing is just a roast session On the other comedians You just go after the bad person Every time The host kind of does that

Which is kind of like I'm nervous to do an open mic for the host to roast me after. Because he destroys the people. And he comes up with it quick too, because he doesn't know who's going up there. It would be really funny if he like roasted you and you got up there and you just were able to serve something back to him so quick. And the room immediately be on your side.

I have a weird feeling. I'm not going to do that. I told the guy last night which he agreed, I was like, because my first joke is, I mean, y'all all I think know it is a story. And I was like, I have a feeling like I'm going to go up there and just tell a story and like get you into the story. story. It's never funny. And then like at the end of the three minutes, I'm like, all right, well, I just told you all story about work. They're going to put the music on the Grammy music on Jerry.

Yeah. I just want to get that one out of the way. That's going to be sick, dude. Yeah, that's dope. Proud and pumped for you. Thank you. So sick. I can't wait to come watch. I'm eventually. I don't have to be. I do get, I do get not wanting us to come to the first one. I think my rule will be three months mentally. I feel a little hurt not not going. Because I feel like I've been along for the ride. Oh, you have been like, I've been helped. I've been trying to help him write it. Every part of it, you've been. And so for Jared to kind of be like, KJP, stay back.

Like, I stay in the shadows. I keep a smile on my face, but it does deep down. He left, he left Ove in the shadows. I feel like if anybody that should like, ghost writer should go and like would be

the least judgmental about it all. It's obviously, I mean, like, JP has like, co-rorororo. You could just be his manager. Like, right?

Cause I'll tell him like, you've done everything with me so far. If it goes bad and I'm there, like I'm gonna, I'm not gonna be like, oh, Jared, you bomb and be like, dang.

now we know where to work. I messed up. We know where to work. I helped him write this. Don't you want somebody there for you if you bomb? Yeah, now we go to work. In my head, like, I'm going to, I don't even know. Like, you want notes. I mean, yeah, you obviously want notes.

So I'm going to, but you also get your footage. You can buy your footage. You have to buy it. See, we got to start. Uh, it depends on the club. Like, Zaney's like 10 bucks. Or you can film it yourself. Parking lots and filming open mics.

Yeah, seriously. Inventing machines. We'll have to do it inside the bus. This is a podcast now. Oh, should we change the name? Just as like, Did we change our name? Yeah, yeah.

SideQuest. I literally just thinking about this. SideQuest is kind of a sick pod name. I do. I agree with that. Let us know in the comments if you rock with SideQuest. I would like to challenge Garrett. I think Garrett's obvious side quest is golf.

Yeah. Now that we have a little bit of opening on Thursday mornings, I would challenge Garrett to post golf video. Like golf comedy? Yeah, maybe do stand up at the range. Just a bunch of shanks. Yeah, exactly. He said it in our group chat.

like i know thursday mornings i'm down to rock it i'm down to go with you and i'll bring my camera that first tea time would be so money there's something about getting to a golf course when they're still due on the ground and the sun is still climbing it's crispy outside it's so much fun and then when you hit the back nine it's only like eight or like 10 a.m like yeah grass all on your shoes that was the one thing this is a quick little side quest story. Were there, I'll ask, I'll ask the question, maybe we can talk about it. Were there things when you were growing up that like your dad made you do that you were like,

why do we have to do this at 6 a.m.? Mine was either, if we were going to play golf, it was the first tea time. And like growing up, you're like, what the fuck? Like, I'm not awake. I'm going to be in a bad mood. Whatever. Or cleaning out the garage. Somehow we did that every other weekend.

That's, yeah. I align with you on cleaning out the garage. Like, we just did this. Right. we just did this. I felt like we had garage sales. Oh, we used to do those.

They definitely weren't that often, but they felt like it was like every couple weeks. It's like, how do we have this much shit? I did one at our house, uh, the worst possible thing of all time. I think I was the only person that sold stuff.

We, it's a competition. I think we did. We had one garage show in my old house, but I think it's because we were moving. But like cleaning the garage, like, we have like a bunch of toys,

like whether it's like dirt bikes and just like other random shit, especially, growing up, Nate, my brother, he was the king of, like, picking something out, like, using my dad's like tools or whatever, and then just not putting it back. Yeah. Get everyone in trouble. Don't let a tool not be put back in the right spot. Yeah.

So we would like, we would always have to clean. And then one time it was during COVID, me and Nate just like locked in, clean the entire garage, like, without my dad asking. And so, but like my dad worked late and like, we didn't even get to see his reaction of him. Like, oh my God. Last time y'all did that. Yeah. No, for real.

Like, we were so proud of what we took pictures of how clean the garage was. Dude, yeah. I mean, there is also no better feeling than a job well done on some weekend chores when you're young. The yard, that was the one thing that it would be clean the garage, mow the yard, and that was kind of your Saturday. The fact that that took up multiple Saturdays for me as a kid sucked. How big of a yard did you have? It's pretty big. We had like three acres.

Yeah, I don't know how big that is. I love cutting the grass. I don't mind it, but when like, would you rather go do other things? Yeah. My parents liked mowing the grass so much that I never got to mow the grass. I would ask to mow the grass and they'd like,

no, we like doing it. It's so nice. Especially my mom loves doing it. Put your headphones in. Yeah. What always bothered us was when we would have to pick up leaves. Our dad would never let us do the mower over it to just put them in the bag that way.

He made us do it by hand. And it was one of the things that drove us insane of like, why are we making this more difficult than it has to be? There's a lesson in there. We never had to pick up the leaves. Master Ugoi would have had something for it. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news.

What's the news, new? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there.

But this one's extra special. So how do we... How do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down?

Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.

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Do you all pick up pine cones? We didn't really have those, but that's a thing for you. That's a Georgia thing, I guess, right? I didn't even think about it. Yeah. We didn't have a. Not only George. When we moved into.

When we moved into our new house, like, it was like a, it was a cornfield that turned into a neighborhood. The first like month, month and a half. half of living there every night my dad would take my brother and I I out in our yard we would just have to pick up rocks to just get them out of the lawn it was what because they would just follow well like because we we were obviously like Nate and I were going to like be playing and stuff in the yard so if like we fell on a rock why were there rocks yeah because it's a cornfield wait am I am I miss it way are there rocks and horns fields yeah it's just like I mean like just any I guess

kind of question you I just don't know it was just like a it was just a field that was used for crops so it's not like anything like there were just rocks from like dug up from the ground and stuff i don't know why i just didn't imagine but yeah there probably is a bunch of rocks i was like did they like take all the corn out and throw the rocks in your yard you or like no i think it's just it was just like a field like any other field yeah i guess that does make sense like random yeah like random like not like massive rocks or a couple that we would be like oh we're gonna have if bobby ever make you guys do saturday early chores i never did like yard work at my house but i would always go like early in the morning before got hot to my nana's house and i did like enjoy

mowing her yard because i did the same thing like headphones in and then like after that i would just go to gym but it was like a nice little saturday chore but i never did my own yard that just made the headphones in made me think i would be i would turn on and he takes the tractor another yeah and i'll be in my own movie so much oh yeah on the zero turn just bro could not be into more suburban like front yard that takes like 10 minutes hit like a crazy backwards move yeah i'm just like I'm sweaty enough so I could get the sweat stain on my hat to like show the work with the fish hook yeah like go a little bit slower saying the sun longer like man another takes a tractor I had never felt that more in my life dude I feel like maybe we should get him on the pod did y'all like full on he does live here did you all dean full on like have imaginary friends is not the right word for this but like I cannot wait it's not we knew this conversation was going to come remember we talked about it's not imaginary friends it's kind of what you're saying where it's just

truly you put in yourself living in another world like often as a kid like I'm talking kid kid kid yeah like when you're like all right like I'm in earth right now actually I'm going to be in superpower land now like and do that for a long time it's like when the floor is lava yes yeah but like truly

in my head day is lava like and I'm shark boy like let's say I'm playing in the yard like with my sister something I'm like oh you want to just like we're we're in this world now and it was so real like in my head it's like oh we are how old high school

17 he lasted for a long time yeah yeah we're still in there yeah I'm that I mean I kind of miss that my little siblings did that for sure because we had this epic like playground what do they call it like a jungle gym thing I know you're talking about but but they were like

I don't know it was like a sick like cabin looking one where like you rock wall climb up rope climb up we had that yeah swings on it. All sorts of shit. It was fire. I was way too old to use it. But they'd be out there like hanging towels like enclosing the fort.

I'm like, damn, I'm building a fort. That's actually. What's all doing in there? That is it. It's in the yard using things like that. It's either like getting up in a tree and like, okay, now I'm in a tower or like one of those play place things. Like this is Castleway.

What happened to the imagination, man? That's what I'm saying. Like some part of me, I'm like, man, I wish I could just like do that. You're about to. You're about to. stage. Yeah, I guess that is true. I am now.

Like, what if we all just were like, you know, today, like, we're not, we're not producers and graphic. Like, we're, we got superpowers. We're wizards. Well, y'all, I mean, I was like, my dreams are like that. You have, yeah, crazyest dreams are. You have very, very vivid dreams. And truly fanned it like, and they're mostly about Chris Hemsworth. That's what, yeah.

And for some reason, Chris Hemsworth's always sure. I don't remember. mine at all i remembered mine for like 10 minutes this morning and i wanted to tell somebody but then i forgot it i have the weirdest dream yeah i don't even have yeah normal dreams no i've you have one that you can share i mean it's like nothing special like i literally like the other night had a dream that me my brother were at my house that we grew up at playing catch with a football except for it wasn't a football was an iphone and we just like i like i like i was trying so hard to throw a spiral with the iphone it makes no sense i don't know like where you came in and told me about that it's bullshit like

so the first thing you told me that morning you're like guess what my dream was you ever try to like analyze your dreams like what it means my mom used to be super big into that she was like if some if you dream about somebody's eyes falling out that means someone's pregnant and oh snap and if you dream about somebody dying that means like something else yeah i'm like i looked it up one time i always dream and i always have my teeth always like fall out or dude i've had that i've had that it means something i think my mom said if if you dream about that then someone's going to die shit i hope it A lot of people have been dying, man. I thought it was just like an ancient.

I could be completely wrong from what my mom said. It's so long ago. Carcely's on WebMD for dreams. Self-diagnosed. She used to analyze them. I'm like, I was surprised you go to bed so early. I'd be trying to stay out of my dream.

I'm at a dream. I don't really remember my name. Did y'all ever have the dream of like showing up to school without your shoes or without shorts? Yes. Mine would be at the swim meet. I'd be up on the blog, getting ready to race and all of a sudden I was naked. Yeah.

Or you like wouldn't have something. I've had those before. Dude, I have one. The dream of going to school like without shit, like you just show up and you're like in your socks or like you don't have shorts

like that embarrassed. I'm like, why the hell would that ever happen? It's always a dream and... How did my brain convince me that this was happening to me right now? My mom's recurring dream was it's still to this day

that she oversleeps the SAT. That's so crazy. Mine is like the same. It's always I'm in an important situation that I don't have the thing like to make it happen. Whether it's like, this sounds stupid.

I used to have one that like I'm in Walmart or somewhere and I meet, let's say like, Like, uh, crimson, Jeff Gordon. Like,

some celebrity. And like my phone dies. Yeah, I meet Logan Paul. And my phone dies. It's like, whatever I need doesn't, isn't there.

And I'm just, I'm so close to getting whatever it is. But I hate that feeling. Or like when you have to run away in a dream. Oh, and you run and play. I didn't like, mine would always be like sports related,

like football, basketball. Like, I'd be like open down the court, like going for a lap and I just like could not run. Like, I was just tripping. What about the ones where you can't talk?

Or like, you all had those where you just can't get like communicate. had those, uh, um, yeah, some of those ones where you're like, awake, but like you're asleep and you can't like communicate like, hey, like I'm awake. Like wake me up. Like lucid dreaming or? No, like it's, uh, I forget the name of sleep paralysis. Yeah. I think. Oh, great. That's the one like your, that's the one like you're like you're conscious, like your body's literally conscious, but you can't, like you just feel like you're stuck in your own life. It's never. I've heard of that. I've heard of that. I had a friend, uh, he's still my friend.

when we were growing up he would have night tears and like a thing would like visit him in his sleep. That's scary dude. Awful. But we named him Neiman the demon. There he is. Demon. Yeah. But dude, we'd be

like at the beach on trips and we'd wake up to him like screaming. And we'd be like what? And he'd be like, he's in here. He's in here. And we're like, what the hell? Who is in here? I'll be scared. But he would have that feeling of I'm like trying to wake

he wanted so bad like you know you're just asleep but in his mind and in his dream whatever he's trying to be like get me out of this I'm just trapped and I'm just over here I'm over here throwing an iPhone and trying to do the spiral did that the hell have you guys ever been around

somebody at sleep talks? Yeah I'm McKenzie yeah yeah she'll go I've told her lately and just I don't do that she just I love yeah she just response they do just the things that I'm not saying like it's usually like huh

I'm like what or like she would you say and I'm like what because I stay up way past her like just I'm like what are you talking about and then I'll wake her up that's funny about I'll sleep talked in college one time

and I forget exactly yeah I forget what he said but it freaked me out it was like it was like 9 30 10 10 o'clock a night but he like fell asleep and I'm just playing a video game or something and I'm like my little brother does it

It's always so shocked. And I'm like, something like he's here. And I'm like, he's here. He's here. Who? What did you just say? And he's just, just sleep. I'm like, what is happening?

He's probably messing with you. Probably. You don't know any sleep walkers? No, Matt does. Matt is. You're a sleepwalker? Uh, you can tell us off camera. How crazy.

Just kidding. Yeah. Is it worth it? I mean, you can't hype it up. like that and then just go to go to coop's camera there's a mic right here is this mic on

just use are you on coop's camera right now he'll be in uh bend it over i used to sleep run and rind literally never stops move that mic so you didn't that go i just sleep run and one time I had to get caged in my own room

what with like a dog they put you in the crate like a like a like a a dog door covering my whole door because one night I ran all down my house through the stairs and then slammed into a door screaming it was the end of the world and slammed to a door and knocked out

when was it? That might be a messenger like probably 12 years old and then it's randomly stop like seventh grade. What was that movie that was just in theaters or just puberty? But yeah they like my parents like woke up to me screaming like it's the end of the world

and then I slammed into a door It was knocked out. It's just 2012. It's unreal. Yeah, for like two months, I had like a dog cage, like dog door like all over a What year was that? 2012. 2012, 2013.

Dang, sure the year Obama got elected for the second time. Dang. But yeah. The world is ending. It was crazy. It was wild. That was a crazy rumor when they were like, The Mayan calendar says the world's going to end.

I remember being in school. It was my freshman year of high school. and it was December 21st, 2012, 2012, 2012, and like we were literally looking outside like when is, when is something happening. Yeah, that was wild. The black hole.

Did I ever tell you all about, like, not on the pod about Halloween Town, that movie, what it used to do to me as a kid? Great movie, by the way. Great movie. Awful movie. I want to see what it did to you. I mean, yeah, I think I'll be aligned with you.

I don't, probably not this specifically because it's really weird. I hope you are. As a kid, and I've never watched one since because I'm so scared of this happening, every single time I watched Halloween in town, when I'd go to sleep that night, I don't know what happened, but I'd go to sleep, then I'd be having these nightmares. And it's the same one every single time. I won't get into the details, but it's walking down a hallway, like looking right,

like looking in this empty room, looking left, and then they'd be like a fishbowl. Like, there's random things that it always would be. Then I would wake up and I'm on the toilet, throwing up, like with a fever, like sweaty. In real life. Yes, and my mom's like they're trying to wake me up. Like apparently like I, maybe I was screaming or something. Then she would take, like then I'm throwing up. She would take me to the bathroom.

And I'd always wake up like in the bathroom throwing up. So you were like sleep throwing up. Yes. And it would happen only when I watched Halloween. It was possessed. It like possessed me. And I've never watched it since. It was born out of what it is.

For real. You're watching again just to. We have to get over this fear. That is the craziest thing I've heard. Because that movie's like rated G. It's true. Yeah. But those.

It's like a Disney original. When you're young, those costumes are kind of fucked up. I think it's about like the old lady or something. I don't even remember being scared watching it. But that always would happen. You should watch it again see what happens. I told me she's wanting to watch it and I don't want to watch

it. It was the scariest thing as a kid. Conquer those fears. The fact that it was the same dream and the dream had nothing to do with Halloween Town. The only constant was it would happen when I watched Halloween Town. I was like kind of old too. It was like maybe like 12 or 13. that is wild.

That's nuts. Sleep puking is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the only time I've ever heard of like sleep puking is like when someone's too drunk and you just got to make sure they're not on their back. Yeah, lay on their side. Put a book bag on them.

Valuable lessons. What? That's actually really smart. Yeah. They told us in freshman orientation that like if you're like whoever's like too drunk and you're scared to call the police, even though you should. George is taking trouble. They're like they put a full book bag on them with books and

stuff in it because they can't roll on their back or go anywhere yeah we didn't we didn't hear about that it's honestly like a really there's always that trick too like if you just put your foot on the ground yeah when you're laying down you're getting the spins yeah oh really yeah yeah so like if you have the spins you're laying on your back put your foot on the ground and it's supposed to like help you feel like stable yeah yeah my foot is on the ground I'm running to the bathroom yeah did this spit nothing is worse than the spin.

It is hilarious when you're on the edge of your bed laying and your legs just like, yeah, I think I finally, like I may, I don't know when it was, maybe like two or three years ago, but I feel like I made my final pledge of like, hey,

I'm never throwing up due to drinking again. As of like, I'm already, you have an iron stomach or like I'm just not going to get through that limit. Yeah. Yeah, I feel that.

I mean, I haven't thrown up from strictly drinking from beer since college. the only time I was like when I greened out I smoking after drinking but I only leveled out I threw up when when the first time we like

we had the interns come over or I had the interns come over I remember that one don't throw we in there true I should have even said hung over like the yeah that one that's the first time I've ever thrown up hungover oh that was awful I almost only throw up the next day couldn't hang with Ferda I was just drinking

either could chef apparently chef was a zombie yeah I Either because I wasn't about it. That was so crazy. We've already been back to that. I know, we're good, we're good. She had a beer at Taylor's and then had a stroke, right?

Huh? What? Just a full body cramp. Yeah. Just full body cramp. The full body cramp was awesome. When he had that beer in the sun and then I had missed it. Yeah, I only almost throw up the next day.

It's never that night. I mean, I feel so much better if you throw up that night. If, yeah. I just hate throwing it. Unless I make myself. Yeah, I have to make myself. But that next. morning sometimes is like this has to get out of me the Friday after that oh we did the

Trump interview I think we did Trump on a Thursday and I drove in the celebrate I drove from Chicago to Nashville on Friday got back went home like that whole day leading into the Trump interview remember I think I even sent you a picture all I had was like a subway sandwich and a gas station that's all I had then the Trump Tower to today we had yeah yeah gas station today's been bad gas station then like we ate a little bit at the Trump Tower but then the next day I didn't eat at all because I was on the road all day then I went out on Broadway because my friend was in town. And the first bar we were at,

I threw up in the bathroom. The first bar. I went in a cell. They see you or no. Midday? Night. It was like, it was early like eight.

The fact that people can just throw up in bars. I never do that. I never do that. That's probably the only time I've done it. That goes to your point about I'm not ever letting myself get to that point. When I'm out and I see people at that point, I'm like, I cringe so bad. Because I'm like, dude. That person.

What the fuck are you do? Like, how? That one was stupid. I didn't even drink that much. I just had like... I will have a good time, but stumbling around is so crazy to me that people do that. I felt that way when we were in Nebraska with Coot. I mean, it's...

Like, he's going to feel like shit tomorrow. And he woke up and popped a sprite and he's like, yeah, I'm fine. He was... I was fine. I was in that. It was insane. Bro, we went to practice in a high head. Well, you didn't go to practice.

Yeah, did. You did? Yeah, I was there. practice is crazy. I was just chilling. Well, we went to watch practice. Nebraska's practice. Yeah, we went to watch practice.

No, I was fine. Will had to get up so early to go speak to the team. He was banged up. And we all got there and we're like, it's hurting. Coop may have been feeling the best out of home. I think I was. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers.

And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.

We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcast. A pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.

Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, Hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.

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Because when I went to Madison later that year, that was... Actually, I recovered faster that morning. Like, I wasn't that bad. but then camp's bachelor party is probably the most rough i've ever been after a night of drinking y'all had a hard time that weekend that was rough yeah i mean delaney who just waxed y'all yeah and then we all because everyone was hung over and then we all recovered in time for delaney to kick our ass and k1 speed um Madison you sent that epic video of you doing push-ups yeah that was here in the push-ups yeah that was here in the push-up run and you know dude i got to go find that message because

man i think me and jerry talked about yesterday i like was not aware that i texted in our group chat until the next morning And I saw it and I was like, oh shit. Same with my family group chat, me in camp. Dude, one of the only times I've been like that is when we went to Michigan that one time and I was with Zach Zinter and Trevor Keegan. I mean, I was the night that the most drunk I've ever been. I remember you telling me that. And that was when Wimf was with us.

Yeah. And the pizza was on the floor in the hallway. Bro. Dude, because I mean, y'all. Well, Jack left because Jack said he. like hit a point and he like threw up getting out of the Uber. And it was just me and you and then you were with the yeah Trevor and Zach. We there's just this video on one of these like bikes or like golf car things going through campus and they're yelling. I was like oh my God this is I can I do not

remember this but that was a time. That was a fun one. When we when I want to back up to Susky this past weekend like some of the guys like we would have recruits and like we would host them. My one buddy has a video of Goody. Like, it's just videos of them being completely trashed. And it's just like, I'm committed to subscribe. I'm going to be a River Hawk. And like everybody has those videos of just the recruit they hosted in 90 or like 50% of the time.

They just end up going to. How was your, I guess we haven't talked about Mitch going up there. Was that last weekend? It was two weekends ago. So we did talk about it? I think we did. Yeah, because we talked about the speech. Yeah.

Yeah. We talked about me. No, we talked about that. We talked about that down there. I could have swore. One of the more heartbreaking things I've heard is when Mitch came and led with that he, he ended up talking to the receivers and then I found out towards the end of it that he talked to them after the game. Yeah.

I think you're right. Is that the week we didn't do a pod? Yeah. That might have been at. Yeah. Wait, really? May? I'm guessing.

Yeah. It's Monday and then it's Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. That's how the week works. I talked to the guys after the game that had just won by like 20 points. and we were like, y'all gotta try harder, you gotta keep doing this.

Yeah, we fucking this. 21 ain't enough. Yeah, I was just, and JP was like, what'd you say? I'm like, just said, like, hey, if you're on scout team, you gotta, you gotta keep doing your thing because that's how I got noticed. Like, don't think anybody, don't think anything goes unnoticed around here. Like, scout team, like, you're going against the starters

is the best, one of the best defenses in the country, like, do your thing out there. Speech was good. Speech was good, but it was like, I didn't have it, not that I didn't necessarily have. chance to talk to them before the game right but hey guys can't get a quick minute with y'all and i didn't i didn't even want to like necessarily say anything to the receivers it was goody and rob they were like yeah let's go talk to the receivers and i'm like you're like we just talked about

this last week i don't even really need to or really want to it seemed like they're doing fine yeah it seemed like they just kind of crushed it today i don't know what we're going to say did you have a what was your like recruiting experience like did you go on a recruit like a trip to Sessey. Yeah. Stayed the weekend. Yep. How did yours go?

Because mine was pretty interesting. Yeah, mine was, so my experience was completely different than any, everybody else who went on a recruiting visit. Mine was not like that, especially at our school because I was with, uh, this guy Bratsey, who is our starting quarterback Nick Nick Nick, Nick Bratzman. And then another guy, Charlie Riley. A friend, Dan Cash. You're friends.

If I saw Mitch's friends' names, if I saw Mitch's friends' names on paper, I I would hate them so much. Schlese Bratsey. Yeah. Corn dog. We call him Kay. Cash. His last name's Cash.

We just call him Cash. Yeah. No, Mitch said that to us dead serious downstairs. He's like, yeah, our boy, Cash. We call him Cash.

Right. His name's Caleb Cash. We just call him Cash. But I was with Bratze and I was with Charlie. But Bratsey wasn't even my, like, my guy. It was Charlie. But he quit that year. So we were essentially just

chasing this one girl around we're essentially just chasing like this one girl that bratsy was like trying to get with the entire night like i didn't really even get that like banged up or anything and like and i and i kind of sold you well no i kind of knew so like i essentially like committed or was going to susky no matter what because it had my major and i could play but i was kind of like i found this out later that like from the coach g guy that works at penn state he uh Like they have like recruits and they have like different dots like green dot is like we expect them to be a starter like freshman year blue dot is like come sophomore junior year like each dot had different thing I was the lowest dot like so I essentially for lack of a better term in D3 like walked on and so like they didn't really they didn't really care that I was like yeah I'm coming to Susky so it's just kind of like and then you went sports center top 10 yeah I'm one of their most famous alumni I guess I'm. some would say. I'm still not on the wood to do with the

bro. Don't let a dot define you. No, but like the fact like coach G was like, yeah, you were, we didn't expect a thing from you and now you're doing all this.

Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect a thing from you either. Mitch had a chip on a shoulder. Right. A chip. And he ate it. But yeah,

was that's your only visit? That was my only overnight. Like, Misericordia was another school. They were like actively trying to recruit me. I went to Ithaca where Clump went,

but that they didn't give me. I went there for like a three day like camp. Oh, Like an overnight camp. Like we were like literally practicing. So we weren't like drinking or anything. And then it was like one or two other schools.

But the only overnight I did was at Susky. But I didn't like my overnight experience was nothing like anybody else. Like not fun. Yeah. Yeah. I did. I did one overnight trip and it was at Mars Hill. Stayed with my boy CJ Shane who went to Ravenwood.

So that was like a nice familiar face. he was also really close with one of my best friends family like Brinwood like it's a small like everyone kind of knows each other so I knew CJ beforehand which was nice um I'm Ravenwood um sorry that just wiped my brain because I can't believe that that's crazy uh it's called the city's called Brentwood so leave it at that um but I go on this visit and you know I mean obviously you're like so stoked yeah this is so so sick. I was nervous on mine. Oh, for sure. I was very nervous.

And there's this huge party at the lacrosse house the night that I'm there. Each room has like a different vibe. So there's like one room that was like all blacklight and that's where Beer Pong was. Like it truly was like a mini like

Blue Mountain State type vibe. And I was like, fuck yeah, this is sick, dude. Like I don't know. It was a blast. But the other recruit on the trip with me. Was you all to? It was just y'all too? Just two of us.

Sucked. And he ends up getting so hammered before we go to this party. And he throws up on me. Oh. In this dorm, like in the dorm like pre-gaming, throws up all over me. Or we actually got, I think we just got to the party. That's what it was.

We got to the party and I'm in the kitchen. Damn. In front of people. In front of the whole team, like in front of everybody, all over me. And it takes everything in me not to beat the shit out of him. Luckily, my boy, CJ's like, let's go home, change, shower, come back. So luckily we do that. But the whole rest of the night, you're the kid that got threw up on, right? So that was the whole time.

No, I'm actually the kid that's about to knock you out. Bro, the kid was still there. And I was like, I'm going to beat his ass. if he ends up coming to school here. He did not. But yeah, the whole rest of the night, oh, dude, you're the guy who got threw up on, blah, blah, blah. When I get to campus for the first time,

that was how I was known for, like, the first, like, couple months. That sucked. That is so bad. That's awful. Being thrown up on is so much worse than even being the guy that threw up. How did he even throw up on it? Did he, like, take a shot? We were, like, right here, yeah, and he just did that.

I remember when he did it and it happened, I shoved him super. so hard. Shuffed him so hard. He fell and then I was like, oh, God. It's his head. Yeah, I was like, no way, dude. I wish I could remember his name so I could fucking put him in the dirt, but that sucked.

That sounds awful. It was terrible. Obviously, I never went on a visit, but when they were doing like pre-rush at South Carolina, this is one of my most hilarious. JPS official visit, South Carolina. My official visit to whatever fraternity this was, I was a lot of the, I was a little bit of I was a top recruit to a lot of fraternities. Of course. Blue Chip was never going to commit to one, but I went.

Just edging them all. Wanted to meet people. And it's just, to me, it just showed like the peak of how you, like, make friends as a guy. And at the time, I was playing a lot of FIFA. And so I hopped on FIFA at the party. And I'm just, I'm rolling. And so, you know, I beat, first I beat like another, another recruit, another recruit.

Then I beat a sophomore. then I beat a junior and then one of the seniors comes in and they're like hey this is the best guy in the fraternity if you beat him you're in yeah like pretty much and so I beat him and it's an epic game and you know everyone's going crazy they're like do you have to join the fraternity like you'll fit in so well or were you just like I'm cooking right now I was nervous in the first two games then the last two you're like I don't have nothing to lose now and it was just it's such a hilarious so that's how you were known on campus by that fraternity for Sure. Then I fell off. You didn't go to any of them though. No,

no. I did the pre-rush stuff knowing I wasn't going to. Yeah. I was a very interesting world. Without being in one. Because kids would get suspended and then they'd be like, hey, JP, you should just take his meals. And so I just go by the fraternity house sometimes get lunch. I would tell my friends on Fridays come for Friday Fridays.

Ooh, yeah. dude uh the the college i went to that's like the longest pointless name georgia college in state university it's like not cool at all uh my buddy went there like when i was a senior in high school and then me and my friend mitchell we went up there like over a weekend like when we're in high school just to see the campus not michael from modern family yeah and i mean obviously we're not going to see sports or frats or anything we're just like going to see the campus and like go to a bar or something we literally drove up friday after school all we had was saturday like we were just going to spend the day there saturday and then saturday night and then saturday night

night we were going to drive like back home or something like that we really woke up Saturday morning we're like oh my god like we're seniors right we're like let's do something crazy I don't know why we went to like a smoke shop and we bought CBD gummies we watched Halloween town we ate them at like 10 a.m and we just fell asleep all day until like 6 p.m we never saw the town that relaxed and then we just went home and then that was it we never saw anything in the town they were that was a cool campus like so much weed there man we just crushed it d on the CBD gummy

we're like I don't know why like that was our pregame thing with a CBD gummy I we had plans that now yeah but like THC drinked I prefer over beer For sure Yeah you're right but it was like We didn't know what we were buying We probably bought like literally like sleepy shit

When y'all came over for like our house warming at the last one Sleepy D JP was just crushing the cans You had like I think I had three Three or four yeah I can't I wish I could. I was floating. I wish we had more of those, dude.

Those were. I got tired of them. They sent us like a trillion in like. Dude, you guys got to go at Lavert's on 51st, that little corner store. They have all different brands. And there's actually a brand, believe it or not, from Greenville. Oh. They called Rebel Rabbit.

That actually is so good. And the flavors are so good. Have you had the Cali Sober one? I don't know. I have not. I'm like had breakfast with that guy one time because he wanted to like figure out how to like get connected to this and as soon as I was like yeah like we're currently like kind of doing something with this other brand blah blah blah never heard from him again and I see him at all

of like the markets and stuff if he pops up and I swear he just avoids me every time I'm like it's up dude we're not with them anymore no I know but we should get some like I just don't know like what the I don't know if I think it's so fairly small so I don't know if it's one of those were like, I mean, those were nice. You could just send it to us. I would drink them like Sunday night, we're watching Sunday night football.

And then like by the time it's like really hitting you, you're like sleeping ready for bed. One thing that we do need is a water sponsor. Facts. Yeah. If someone could just 7-Eleven over here. Come on. Wait,

we talked about, we need a water sponsor for the entire brand of us and with boys. But weren't we talking about a sponsor that we wanted on for this? Nintendo Switch, right? Yes, Nintendo 64. If you're listening. Was it seeds? Seeds? I feel like it was something

that was like respectfully small enough that would like make sense. Like apple or something? Beef jerky. Oh, and we have that connection. I know. And they are good. No free shoutouts.

Do we ever have a connection with them or have they just always sent us jerky? They DM'd you. Well, no. In hot sauce. We do have heart. Like I could get heartbeat. No, so I guess they're based in Canada. Yeah.

And the tariffs are making it insane for them to ship to the U.S. It's crazy. So, but he. Damn. That drink is so good. They're coming. I mean, he's coming. Supercross is coming back to Nashville this year.

So I could talk to him about it. It's cool. What is it? When? In April. Y'all, you remember that beep jerky company would send us dog food and it looked the exact same? Yeah.

And like, I think someone ate it. I'm pretty sure. It was the exact same packaging except at the bottom was like, this is dog food. It was like a different color. Yeah. It still looked like. It was. like orange and then light orange.

Yeah. That jerky is so good though. But yeah, anybody that wants to sponsor inside the bus. Jerky. Hit us up all of our DMs. One quick thing before we hit our parlay. Because I know we've probably been going for a while.

Yeah, how long have we been going? Damn. Let's go. I was just thinking about it because we were talking about side missions. Side quest. Yeah, side quest. New name of the pod. I have my side quest.

You have your side quest. You have, I will call flag football content. your side quest, golf side quest. I need to up mine. Coop. Stream. Dude, fuck, I don't know. All right.

That's the end of that. Preacher. God. Jim content. Oh, God. No, I don't want to go film with the gym. I got to go. It's Jim if I want to do that.

True. It comes with a tripod. Yo, you should just work out with Josh Pete. What else do you enjoy? What about, what about like, uh... The show, dude. I'm so for everybody needing a side. Are you playing MLB to the show like that?

Could you? Is there like, is there like epic? Are there epic enough moments that you could just clip out? Highlight. I got clips. Yeah, you definitely. It's simple enough.

It's simple enough to do that. I don't know. I don't worry about that. You used to show me. I've showed Jared. Yeah, he used to come over to my desk and be out. That should be it. All right.

I mean, it's simple enough like, hey, just check out this kill. Check out this. Sidequest found. MLB the show. I posted a few people on my TikTok. I kind of like side. Go tap in. Side quest.

I told Matt. Matt, Matt makes really funny videos. I told him he should keep doing it. I know. Matt needs Vine back. He makes... What is yours?

Like, make... Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news.

We created our own podcast called... Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special.

So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey, Jonas? guys. I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes.

I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for a member. that guys listen to hey jonas on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcast just listen we don't care where you hear it the story i've told myself about love or relationships can then shake my behavior and that can lead me to sabotage the possibility of connection this mental health awareness month tune into the podcast deeply well with debby brown

and explore the journey of healing self-discovery and returning to yourself We explore higher consciousness, emotional well-being, and the practices that help you find clarity, peace, and self-mastery in a world that can feel overwhelming. The world is becoming lonelier. We're not becoming more social and connected. We're becoming more individualized, but we actually meet people in connection. If you've been searching for a soft place to land while doing the work to become whole, this podcast is for you to hear more.

Listen to deeply well with Debbie Brown. from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Jared Adano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody!

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Hey, cream a chicken suit. This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hippocrat as part of the Mike Coutura Podcast Network available on the IFart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. To me and out of tennis. One of the five shows that he mostly. He's a businessman. Making pens. I'm a pen salesman.

If you want a pen is so good. It's the best writing pen of all time. And it's going to write Jared to the freaking promise land. I'm not even, I got to get y'all to one. Dude, I'm not even. I saw his. I'm not even just saying this. Literally.

I bought expensive Sharpie pins for my notebook to look good. Yeah. And his pen is so much better. I'm not even just hyping you up. It's better than the expensive pins. I got to get it live on Etsy. They are good. Go get them, make it to Midnight pins.

I love that pin. Make it a midnight pins. You should just do it through meta. You can do that. Through meta. That's cool. Yeah. Like on the page.

The reason I was reading with, oh yeah, I'm gonna do it hopefully both ways. I was just seen with Etsy. They're like people already come to the website for these things. True. And it's like a. Better way to get people of that I don't know. For sure.

I hear rumblings. I like both. Please don't be telling you. Oh, just in time for our parlay. Well, someone's going to like. Hold on,

really quick, Sherry. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He already kind of has. He hasn't. Well,

that's why I was wanted to see what he says. We all have side quests now in here. Okay. Make it to midnight comedy, flag football, golf, video game clips. That,

okay, I love that. And I think hunting. I think getting outdoors more. That's a nice one. What a great answer because you could see him now. Can you sleep online? Can I change it?

Well, just like, what do you want? Something cool. Bodybuilding? No, man. Yours is MLB the show. Fly football is not cool. Minecraft.

Yeah, this is what are you talking about? Wait, Coop, what was yours? I'm so sorry. To clip out some of my funny video game clips. He should start streaming. You really should, dude. I mean, he's funny.

Coop on the mic is funny. He's funny. Especially video game rage, Coupe, I can imagine. It's funny. I have shown show some of my clips. Do I not get to the point where I can't breathe when I'm playing with him? Like when it's you mean, Will. Coop is so funny when we play.

Like, it's crazy. That's the team side quest. You all have got to live stream. It's almost like our one thing that's like not content. JP, I'm telling you right now, it is legitimately when you get him and Will Compton and then me and Jared are kind of like the. We piss them off. Yeah. Like, we'll get them going.

We'll get so mad at me. Dude, we'll just be serious on there. I'm trying to lie to me. I'm just trying to win a stream a month for sure. I'm just trying to game. On PubG, you can take your clothes off. So you can be in your underwear. Yeah.

And Coup, I start in my underwear. Coup starts in his underwear. And when he kills people, he steals their clothes. Yeah. Cereal killers. That is, that is streamable. Coup. No, it is so incredible.

Clippable, at least. Honestly, like the conversation. I'm not even trying to hype us up, but like the shit that y'all all say on there is so funny. The show. I always never laugh harder. True goons. True. Yeah.

True. Yeah. You'll just hear Coop run away from the squad. He'll go kill people silently, but you'll see popped up on your screen. Coop killed da-da-da. And we're like, Coop, how's it going? You'll just see his character come up from on top of the hill. He's all of a sudden has a dinosaur outfit.

He killed this stupid fucking idiot and dinosaur outfit. fucking idiot. Stole his fucking clothes. Just raging on it. It's like a different person on there. I feel like Coop rages. Dude, y'all should see about him over the show. I like,

I'll show you all clips. Off air, I'll show you all. I'll show you all. On air. Yeah, you know, we got to figure out how to stream.

JP had a good idea one a month if we streamed us playing PubG. I don't know who would watch it. Even if it's just one game. I would love that. Who cares if nobody's watching? It's just fun. I don't even know where we literally just put it out there

because it's funny. We're doing it. We're doing already what we do for fun. Literally you would just do it. Like one of you guys could do it. Yeah. Because you can hear everybody's mic, right? I think so.

Yeah. Yeah. We just figure that out. What is that? Will likes coming up here at night and playing here with us. That part is crazy. He could just come up here, have a camera set on him. You know how to do it so you could probably have one at your house too.

Yeah. Yeah. We could, I'll figure out the technical. Yeah, it should be Will up here doing it. you're right well but at least having two cams so y'all can switch off because he's always barking orders you guys could all play up here and play on all four of the TVs in there we could do a land party and I that gets me rocked up that does I love a land party that gets me so juice we have enough TV we almost planned one at Taylor's house for PubG one night no I know I know what I wanted to do it was new year's eve

remember oh yeah that makes sense everyone's talking New Year's Eve plans I was like we should all go to tailors and play Xbox and everyone's like that's lame which is a lame plan on new year's like I came up here ever have better New Year's Eastland dude I came up here one night oh I don't know what I had to get but it was late like around this is we were all on and they were all on and Will was playing up here oh I remember and I like I snuck into the shop suit yeah I came up midnight a wedding maybe yeah I was making it to midnight in my suit and um I came up here and I knew he was in there and I turned off all the lights and was like, hello?

And I don't say a word. I just slowly creep up. And he ultimately, like, as I'm getting closer, he turns on the light and is able to see me before I scare him. He's like, he's like, dude, I don't know what I was going to do. I'll say this. If an intruder came in, they wouldn't have been scared. That's like I came in on Jared one time and he had a knife in his hand. Yeah, I picked up one of the box cutters.

It's just at like 7 or 8 p.m. Like not that late, but it was in the winter. That's just scared me. I guess he did Jared try to end himself instead of the person. Everybody didn't tell him what you do at PubG when we see all the parachutes landing where we're going to land. We'll get so pissed at me because they fucking, they like to pick these spots that you have to be like a pro gamer to get out of. Like everyone that plays PubG, it's only guys that are amazing at PubG. Like no one no one plays for fun anymore except for us.

We're the only bad people. So, like, they try to land with everyone. And if we're landing somewhere, yeah, except Coops, really good. But we try to land somewhere. And then, like, they'll be like, oh, we got like 10 other teams dropping. I just immediately just turned the other way. And Will's like, why are you turn it? We're doing this together.

I'm like, no, I'm not. He won't land with us. It will be like, like, six months I got away with lying to them. I used to lie to them every single night. I bet I'm with y'all. Like, I'm in the other room. And I had a mile away while they're fighting people. And it finally all came to a crux one night when they all were getting

killed and I'm so far away. I'm like, guys, I'm right there. There was a big battle in the middle of the road for like five different squat, like, literally like just a thunder dome. And all of us die and then go to spectate and Jared just like in a house. Finally, I got caught like after.

And I'm just lying. I'm just like, guys, I'm with y'all. I think I see him. I think I'm like, and you're like, where are you? I'm like, fuck, y'all can see that. And one more thing is we all got like, we won. Like, we got down to like the final. Like, if we had one more body, we won.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. bro. Yeah, because I got to lose on my own. The last guy and he was like weak. Like whoever was last like fucked him up. And so we're like, oh, Jared, you got it. And the Thunderdome's so loud because there's so many shots going on that like, that's all you've been hearing. And then you go to spectake Jared and it's silent in the room.

So you know he's not even close to hearing. Not even. I'm a big. I'm a big. I'm a big hunter gatherer while the men are like fighting. I like to get all the. He went to one of his other reaction. They're like, we need heels.

I'm like, I have nine med kits on them. You are a good medit. I hold everything for it. Wait, so, okay. Really quick, just to run through because I did a bad job when you first said. Side quests. Yeah, what is everyone side quests? Make it to midnight and slice our comedy.

Flag football. Golf. Video game clips. I love all those. TBD. And I love hunting. I love the golf one too with like the combos. You've been having with chef too of like.

like potential content. Make little like to do more. Like your little vlogs you make like when you are on the road, if you just do that for your golf, that'd be sick. Like make them kind of, I don't even know. Funny. Hey, honestly, next like travel shoot, where you all like go to an area,

if there is like a downtime, finding like a nine hole at like a cool course somewhere. Bring my clubs with the road case. That would be so sick though. It would be bring one club. That would be the angle. Like a one club challenge. That's actually kind of sick

Should we hit the Parlay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most parlay? I didn't plan anything. All right. Cook hit a 17 parlay last week. I keep thinking.

You're saying 17. Might as well. You guys, and I barely survived. Cowboys' bucks, I got to buy some jerseys for Baker Mayfield and Brin and Aubrey. That's how you didn't know.

We won't say how much he won, but he can buy a lot of jerseys. It's pretty sizable, and I was stressing on Monday night football. But now we ride. Bruno Maris has a pretty good song out there. I'll just leave it at that.

Financial freedom. I know we're doing what you start over there. JP, since you already have, you already know what you're doing. Yeah, I'm talking to them. Sharm, look for your pig. We all have ours.

Mine is Cowboys. A lot of people are afraid of this, but they are underdogs in Chicago. Crazy. I don't understand why. A lot of people hate on the Cowboys defense, but they're as bad as defense is the offense is incredible and they're better than

Chicago so I'm going Cowboys do you want to take Cowboys plus one and a half or Cowboys money what's odds on them minus or plus one and a half is minus one 20 money line is minus 108 for both teams I'll take the money line Cowboys money line yeah bang I Jared I do not have one yet I have a gutsy one and you guys can say two gutsy get something with better odds what are you doing Dolphins money line Scatibo anytime touchdown I think I think we're just Oh, just money. I'm sorry.

Until we hit. Until we hit. Then we get dicey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. My pick is going to be, where is it? I'm taking the Falcons minus five and a half against the Panthers. The Panthers haven't shown to do anything.

They can make it close near the end. And that's what they typically do. That's what kind of makes me scared about them. However, I think the Falcons, like Coop said last week, are a lot better than people think. And Panics is spinning. it they're probably getting Drake London back this week so give me the Falcons minus five and a half I love that pick yeah I like that

I'm between two so I'll let you guys help steer it in the direction I'm a believer in Jake Browning and they are the Bengals are not favored in Minnesota

in Minnesota I think is trying to figure out what they have in J.J. McCarthy right now Um, so he's either going to come out and figure it out. He's not playing. Carson wins is playing. That might change your pick. I honestly don't believe in Carson Wentz either.

But Carson Wentz has. But I believe in Coach K.O. Yeah. Exactly. Carson wins has that ability. He has that ability. He has that. He's a vet. He's been there like he might just be able to fill in for that game.

Exactly. Okay. So that word, that game words me. I have done. Okay. So not that one. Or do you want to hear the other one? And then we'll decide.

The other one would be, uh, the chargers are favored. by two and a half against the Broncos. Love that. I think it's a battle of a game. But I think the Chargers have proven. I think Chargers win by touchdown. They take the next, that they're taking that next step.

Justin Herbert is legit. I think Chargers it is. And Harball, I mean, undeniable. Chargers two and a half. I love that pick. JP was your Cowboys pick,

MoneyLiner spread? Money line. Money line. Because it was the same. It's basically. Money liner spread. No, I'm doing.

Okay. Yeah, go ahead. I'm taking the Houston Texans plus one and a half. Obviously, if they cover, they'll probably win because it's so close. But I think the Texans will win that game. The Jags are, like, fine. Like, first year coach, they've been doing all right in some of their games. I just don't, like, see the Texans going to own three.

Like, their defense is pretty good. Stroud struggled a little bit. I think a lot of that's their offenseal line. Like, I still believe in Stroud. And, like, obviously, they got some dudes at receiver. Like, Nico Collins is really good. So I'm taking the Texans plus one. a half. Do you want to take them plus one and a half or do you want to take a money line?

I want to take them plus one and a half because I think they'll win. The odds are. I think they'll cover and win. The odds are better for money line. Because if you think they're going to win. If you're trying to have more financial freedom. Yeah. That one scares me a little bit. That one scares me. I'll take a money line then because my whole thing is I think they're just going to win. So I'll take a money line. If it helps the crew, that was going to be mine until he took it. After watching, they have a little blood and mouth after the Tampa game and they are they won that game they are a good team they got baker mayfield yeah against them field i mean Baker mayfield Baker mrs. Baker mcalf at the jets i was just about to say so i segued to and y'all might not like this but i i just want to hit a

parlay i'm not playing too safe but i'm just i want to put it out there Tampa bay money line it's going to increase those odds by plus 400 because we have so many legs i know it doesn't feel salty it doesn't feel dicey. What if we do, let's see what alternate spread minus two and a half is. I don't know. We're jumping from 1,400 to 1,700 with that pick.

I'm just saying. That's what it adds on to it. That's what it adds on to it, even though it's minus Texans money line. Minus 300 on the odds. But if we're talking parlayes, I think it's good. We throw in just one little, you know.

One almost like safe one. Yeah, just a little. I don't hate it. I don't hate it. it. Jared has his too. Packers. We're going to move that line to minus six and a half. Ooh.

I do enjoy that. I've been thinking about that for a while. Yep. Best for last. My comedy, JP helped me write that. Move it to six and a half? Yeah. Yeah. That's what JP and I are thinking.

Yeah. All right. So what are the odds, Mitch? Dallas Money Line. Atlanta minus five and a half. Chargers minus two and a half. Houston Money Line. Tampa Money.

money line and Green Bay minus six and a half. That is plus $29.89. $10 to win almost $300. We're going to be rich. I have something different. I don't know why. The only one that is scaring me a little bit is Houston.

I don't know. I figured it. I figured it out. The only one's scaring me a little bit is Houston. Why? We got to trust the guy with the hot hand. True. True, true, true, true.

But there will be. You're right. No disrespect. if this parley does not pay, pay. Only if I'm the only leg. I think I just may. Let's keep that going. Why aren't we holding the people accountable from last week that didn't hit?

We're just holding me accountable in advance. You got a mic? Let's talk shit. Who was? I didn't hit. I didn't hit. Cowboys won. My Falcons pick hit.

What was it? Cowboys minus four? Yeah, and they won by three. Yeah. Cowboys and Sherm. Why are you mad at me? I don't know. I got something.

fun so my shake and bake parlay did not hit i do want to apologize for that but secondly i did a fun parlay where i picked um one of the early kickoffs one of the afternoon kickoffs and then monday night football love it but with the monday night football double header i picked like uh one of those games i for the parlay i did it twice and on that monday that third leg that monday night I did one parlay with like third leg third leg I did one parlay with let's say the Chargers one and then they're playing the Raiders the other parlay I did the Raiders one so once Tampa Bay won and the cash out was like really high I just cashed out on both not realizing that I had set both but but if I left it there I would have won no matter what

yeah so it's like a nice little hedge your best And then you can Investing. Yeah, you can cash out on one of the bets of whoever you think is going to win. That was a bad idea at all. That was a parody.

You're going to leave us in that one because I'm not very good with numbers so I'm a little confused, listen to you. So you should have to send me that slip. I'll send you that slip. I'll send you that slip. I'll send some surefire winners. And then if we want to put it out on

inside the bus anywhere, we can make like a little graphic. Yeah. We feel good? Good, yeah, feel great. This might be our longest episode, yeah. Really quick before we go. Buss and bowl prediction.

Quick, Sherman. Minus 13 and a half. I took Nebraska. I put 100 on them. Okay. Are we doing the score prediction? Whatever you want. I'll do Michigan 24, Nebraska 20.

I'm going to go Nebraska 28, Michigan 14. Nebraska 24, Michigan 21. Nebraska will win. Nebraska is quick. 17. Oh God. Michigan 14, game winning field goal.

Ooh. Love that. That makes me want to vomit. To write that role. To write that role. Oh. How long is the, how long's the kick?

50. Oh. On the in. 51. On the in. On the in. 51 would be hard. That's all we got.

Guys. Enjoy the bus and bowl this weekend. Look for all the content. that J.P., Jack and G and I think Clump that they're going to be putting out it'll be sick. Put in the comments who you're riding with. Ride with the parlay.

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