Bussin' With The Boys - Jarod Recaps His Stand Up + Jack Beebe Making Rugs For Pat McAfee & Adam Vinatieri | Inside The Bus

Episode Date: January 9, 2026

Welcome back to another episode of Inside The Bus. We apologize for missing the last couple weeks during the holiday season. The boys start off the pod with Jarod recapping his stand up comedy debut. As you all know, Jarod lost the bet with Taylor and had to do a 20 minute set. He gets into all of the nerves and preparation surrounding his set. Following that, the boys have a special guest, Jack Beebe. Jack made the boys the carpet that is behind the couch that JP is on. He has made carpets for a bunch of other athletes and is trying grow his brand. Jack also walked on and played D1 football at Ball State so we get into some stories of his playing days including the day he was put on scholarship. Be sure to check out his social pages at foot.stompers. Enjoy fellas and as always, much love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome. Thank you for your patience. We've been off for a few weeks. Well, so to say, inside the bus, this podcast has been off. The bus has still been operating in full function. We just celebrated Jared Beeman last night at Zaney's doing his first official comedy show. It was legendary, but here we are, episode 31. They're forcing episode 31 on me because I'm age 31, but I'm 20 at heart. So we'll go with it. Does anyone have any players 31?

Priestones. Corlin Finnegan. Greg Maddox. Reggie Miller. Kevin Byard. Anyone else? I don't know. Any 31. I got a teammate from Ball State. DeWan Eccles. Shout out to Juan. We love it. Well, now that you're hearing an unfamiliar voice, we have a guest this week. Starting off the year hot we have in the building jack bb give it up thanks for having me excited to be here so thanks for having me yeah jack give us a little background info uh where you're from why you're here what's just to the listener i'm probably yeah this is part of the reason why i'm here i guess you could say i uh i played our football ball ball state for the last five years i started making rugs um the last year and a half

and uh started making for some cool people and you guys were one of them i wanted to reach out to because I just enjoy your guys' content. So made one for the bus, a locker room, and obviously this one too. So I just thought I didn't reach out and try to hop on and kick it with you guys. Nashville's newest resident. That's right.

Welcome, sir. I'm excited. He's looking for a spot on Mitch's flag football team. He's already got it. I mean, he's a D1 athlete. He's a D1 athlete. We're going to have you right in the, we'll scheme it up later, sorry.

I love that for y'all. I feel like you guys need that kind of juice. Oh, absolutely. We had a, we had a guy that played, at Miami of Ohio. Ryan McWood. I don't know if he has a great but he played with us for a little bit,

but then he got too big time, so he doesn't play with this anymore. Are you suspended for good now? Oh, no, that was just one game deal. One game deal. I was back two weeks ago. Our team forfeited, or the team we were supposed to play

against this past Friday forfeited. This week we have a buy. So it would be going to be like a three week going into playoffs. They're trying to ice you before playoffs. I know. They just don't want me to get hot. For playoffs.

Rest and starters. Yeah. Well, hey, we'll start with the D-1. I message you on the side. I had you think of some things. Yeah. When Thomas Edwards was on the podcast, he shared a great story. He was a backup old lineman on Tennessee,

and he had to block Bud DePree one time. Jack was a linebacker, Will Compton-esque. Yeah. Probably maybe a little bit more athletic. I mean, arguably. Arguably. What's the 40 time?

What's the 40? Miss that, what's the 40 time? I don't know. I've never really ran that, but I'm sure. For real? Yeah, not recently. Not really in college for real. Okay.

But I don't know. What are some of your great stories? I know you guys have played at Auburn. I think you played at Tennessee. Yeah, I played at Tennessee, Georgia. Go balls. You played against Cam Ward. Yeah.

When he was with Miami? I did. I played Diego last year. Caden, Ken McConnell. Kate McConnell. Yeah. Which atmosphere stands out the most? Tennessee.

That was my first ever college game. I didn't play there. You were a dog. No. I was like, you were all of these guys? Was that 2022? Your first college game?

My Tennessee game? Yeah, 2020. I remember that game. Yeah. Ass woping for sure. Yeah. Come on.

No, geez. I just remember that game. That's the thing about G5. Like I know Taylor can probably, he just been perfect for this spot right here. He hates, you know, whatever but uh yeah i mean the weird thing about playing those games like they're obviously like we're getting money for them but like at the beginning of the week and leading up in the office

you know you're getting your ass kicked but uh what's like the coach speech going but yeah that's that's the thing like the coaches all week like they start like manipulating your mind they're like you know what maybe we can win like maybe we can these cover things yeah like we have a shot and then's like you get in a warm-ups you're like getting hype and everything and then ball snaps like all right yeah over it sucks did you ever it's like the longest four hours we thought you're like that just doesn't even time does not take like real it's it's horrible did y'all which team did y'all go in feeling like you had the best chance to be i don't want any people come for me but like honestly last year at banderbill i feel like we were we had i'm not had them

but we were yeah it was relatively close for a little bit and so i was like yeah that was probably the one we had the best shot i feel like especially i think they're coming off bama the week before so we were like all right maybe we can catch them in a lull you know like looking over for us and whatnot. So that's kind of, I think that's a great answer. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The only answer in my book, but that's a little bro. Even though they had us to share, but still.

Well, yeah, you're not wearing the, the tank top anymore. Is that only for the rest of the year? Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that. If anyone's wondering why I'm not wearing a red tank top, which I bet there's maybe half of a person who's thought that. We finally are at the end of me and Garrett's bet when Tennessee and Alabama played each other. We bet loser had to wear a wife beater for the remaining. during the season.

I didn't bring one the first week and there just happened to be this random Budweiser tank. So happy to probably never put that on again. And today I'm a little chilly in here for the first time in a while. 65 up here. And then y'all didn't record

the last couple weeks of December, right? No. No, we didn't. We missed Christmas week and then New Year's week. So this is our first episode back. Because we've been missing you. You've been prepping something.

He's been pressing. I've been missing y'all. We just had Jared Beeman one night only at Zanis last night. come on Jared what is you got to you got to walk us through the whole event pre-game pre-show during show post show cloud nine right now this is awkward because I've like talked to y'all so much but I'll talk to you since yeah I've been telling them I think it's just me yeah for sure yeah y'all butt in too because

I don't want to like just ramble about this uh yeah as y'all know like this bet that me and taylor made if I didn't get a six pack by new years I had to do 20 minutes of stand up if I got a six pack he'd give me five grand didn't get the six pack obviously and he even confirmed last night because I asked him after the show on my podcast with Shirm was on as a guest and I brought up the bet

and I dumbly was like Taylor's not gonna follow through with this he's not a man of his word like this is too beneath him to do Taylor did any of y'all send that to him now that it's over he said that he watched my podcast

on his own which I don't believe it was an hour in Taylor said that a couple times now and I think he actually is going in there I kind of because I quizzed him a little about so what happened earlier in the episode He doesn't watch Make it to Midnight.

Fuck. But yeah, he like watched it. Took it as a challenge. He made the bet happen. I asked him last night. I was like, if I never talked about it, would the show have happened?

He's like, absolutely not. He's like, you were right. And he's like, until I saw it. He's like, I would have completely forgotten about this.

He's like, it would have been like January 20th. And that would have been like, oh yeah, are you supposed to do a show? Yeah. But yeah, it was,

I've been in hell for like two months while it's been planning it. I kind of got comfortable. Like all the guys here kind of helped me write it and like give me notes and stuff and like other comedians and stuff but the two days before I was a fucking train wreck here and like I like didn't eat for like two days

I like didn't talk I mean I think I talked to you a little bit but like you were miserable. Yeah my friends and family came in town and like I felt so rude because like I just didn't want to talk to anyone I was like just like I don't know I equated it to like I never played sports so I've never had a game that I'm nervous about and I think this is the closest comparison probably more nerve wrecking to be on 100% probably going and playing in a big stadium

but yeah exactly I just never had that and I was talking to Taylor by he's like yeah I mean that makes sense like you've never had something like to you're anticipating or whatever but you were asking yesterday is there anything I can do to get out of this

and that was like kind of like a like just trying to tap like anything we can do to make this show to happen like we can just get another comedian to feel like I'm kind of going all over the place JP was sitting with me backstage like right before I went on like in the minutes leading up to it and just like I feel like

like I was just having a panic attack out loud. Was it more of like sit in silence and you're just kind of observing? Yes. I said that earlier. It's so McKenzie, my very beautiful, supportive girlfriend. I love you so much. She was doing a very supportive job of sitting beside me and be like, you're going to do so great. I'm like when I'm stressed, like I don't want to hear anything.

It's like I love you. And I asked her to stay back there. I was like, well, you sit with me? I was like, I'm not trying to be rude. I was like, can you just go back there? I was like, this is stressing me out more. I love her. But I was like, I asked for this, but I hate this right now.

I was like, I just want to be in dead silence in here. So then she goes back out. And then JP comes in, I think, to film the walk out. And then JP was at the perfect level of like, I had an ear to like vent too. I was like, dude, I could just cut this joke about you think like I could just cut this whole page right now. Like I was like, and you didn't even have to respond to him because he was already going to move on to the next question. So you just nod your head like, I don't know. And then I probably got blacked out.

Like I don't remember anything before the show. Did you want to throw up at all? Like, dude, I took so much nausea medicine. Really? Like I OD'd on nausea. You asked him like at 2 p.m. for some. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, my mom since she was in town, she came by with it and just hooked me up with it. I was just taking them all day. I think coffee was a turning point for you to a little bit with the other comedian that opened. Wait, say that again, I'm sorry. Coffee that you grabbed like a week before the show. Oh, yeah. Shout out Lee Kimmel. This dude, he opens for Theo.

And he was hilarious. Was he the, which guy was? The bald guy. He was. Tours with Theo. Dude, the nicest dude on earth. He, I hit all the comedians up when we booked them, these super talented comedians. And I just felt, I sent them all DM just like, hey, this just feels disrespectful that you're all in this show.

I want you to know this is a punishment. Like, I'm, this just feels weird. Like, y'all seen me bomb and open mics. And now it's like, you want to be, you want to open for me? Yeah. It felt weird. Leave responses I do. Like, that, like, it's cool and let's go get coffee.

Like, I want to talk to you and like, hear your thoughts because I know you're probably spiraling. And we went and got coffee and like 10 minutes in. I'm just like rambling to him. I was like, dude, I'm sorry. This is like a therapy session. He's like, that's what I thought it would be. And then he went and ordered a second coffee. that we're going to be here for a while.

And then we stayed like two and a half hours and just talk. And he gave me like such good advice and just like listen to me for like two and a half hours. He seems like a really good. He was the best. I think he's just a good ass dude. Yeah. Like, I mean, I don't know if this is too much that he wouldn't want me to say. Like you know in Theo Vaughn like did you all see the viral stuff of when he like was recording his special and he like kind of spiraled?

Lee was the opener before that. And Lee was like there for Theo during that. It was like, like, when Theo had to go back because, like, something was happening. Like, they sent Lee back out. Like, he's, like, the sickest dude ever. But he was awesome. Yeah, he, I don't think I would have, not that I wouldn't have done the show, but he was a huge difference getting to talk to him before it. But yeah.

I got to know what the feeling was when Taylor did introduce you and the whole crowd was going nuts. Yeah, that was awesome. Because I was right behind you filming it and I'm like, my heart is pumping. Yeah, we ran into each other. Dude, I feel, I wonder if y'all would. do this in my head all I'm thinking about like a couple minutes before like once I realized like oh that dude's going down like I have to walk up there all I'm thinking about is like what am I going to place notebook beer like you know what I'm like all I was worried about was

like where do I put my stuff because I was like what if I put my notebook in there I was just freaking out and then when I got up there dude it was like I don't know what word to describe it was euphoric a feeling that no human deserves it's just like everyone laughing all these lights The lights were fire. The mini men was playing and the fucking light show. Yeah, you got to tell him about the light show. Before the show, the guy comes in to ask us all the logistical questions about me going on. He's like, what walk-up song do you want?

I'm like, I don't know a walk-up song. He's like, all the other comedians are going to have walk-up songs. What do you want? I was like, mini-men. He's like, obviously, for sure. And then he's like, what do you want the lights to look like? I guess, I don't know if people have preferences. And then Clump, Jeremy Clump, Clump, just butts in.

He's like, hey, man. Like, do you do the lights? And he's like, yeah, he's like, if there's ever been some experimental shit you ever want to try out. They won't let you do. Like, do that shit. Like, just do the craziest shit you ever see in it.

He's like, yeah, I'll do whatever. And dude, it was sick. I just watched the video. It's like fucking. I felt like I was filming Dave Chappelle walking out. Dude, lights and nuts. Crowd standing up. You did have a, you had a swag dab with Taylor.

Yeah. Put the notebook down, set the beer down. I thought about that so hard. How are we doing? How are we doing Nashville? It's like, oh my God. It's so funny because like you have your first words planned out and it was not like, how are we doing Nashville or whatever I said.

Yeah, that was brutal. But it is weird. Like I don't know if I came on here after I did my first open mic. I don't remember. But it was like nerve, nerve, nerve, like the second you shake the host hand, it's just like goes away weirdly. Like the first open mic is like my legs like shaking until I got up there.

Dabdope was like gone. It was like, you looked comfortable, man. Yeah. For real. Have that like nervous voice. waste energy where you're physically okay, but you can tell it too. I think literally like it's just like getting a word out and then once you realize it's not

shaky, you're like, okay, good. But at the first one, the whole night. Thank you. Between bits and life, whether they ran longer or shorter than them, it was just like a continuous flow. That makes me feel that's like what I didn't think would do good. I loved that you would laugh going into jokes because I'm like, this is about to be laughing so hard with Will.

Seeing them too like dying laughing, It was like obviously we all think so, but then like you making fun of them and then they're like, yeah, you're right. And then dying laughing. Like it was so funny. Getting to say the the, the, the fandoaddery thing to Taylor like to his face was just like, oh my God. And here and everybody else just died laughing. Because I was like if nothing else gets to laugh. This has to get a laugh.

It was perfect. Just looking at him in the eyes. Great thing. They everybody clapped. All right. I got like five minutes of nothing. Buckle up. We were up in the balcony.

Like some of us were, I know a lot of these guys were floating around. filming the show. I was sitting at a table watching and at one point I looked to my left and your mom she was she'd been standing the entire she told me she never said she's just standing watching and she's like she's so proud her eyes like you can almost see like a glimmer off them like she was like happy crying yeah it was just the sweetest moment ever your dad's chopping it up with everyone five minutes where the show starts he walked by me after we'd already talked and he goes let's go jack Let's go. In the Clay Matthew shirt.

They were wired. I asked, I was like, hey, that's a pretty sweet jersey. I think you were probably doing the same thing. He's like, yeah,

like, is Clay coming? Like, I don't think so. He asked me to. I highly doubt it. I was like, I mean,

like, he would, but also probably not. Yeah. We asked him to, but I was like, eh, Delaney would have loved being there.

Yeah, I don't think we invited Delaney directly. He would have loved it. Yeah. God. That's a huge mess. Yeah.

I would have loved to have to have Delaney. You could have played into that. Yeah. Your only black friend, Delaney? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Rashon. Yeah, Amherstabay. I know, but the crowd knows Delaney. What was that dude? The second guy? The Thailand. Black dude? Yeah.

Black dude. He was funny, man. So making people uncomfortable. Yeah. I hated at the end, he didn't get the pop that I feel like it deserved. It was so funny. I love his, uh, he's like, I looked like the dude in the movie that's like, wait, guys, we don't have to do this.

What did he say? He's like, this is turning point NFL. Yeah. Turning, it's like Turning Point USA is the company that Charlie Kirk worked for. He's like,

this looks like turning point NFL. He was, I already knew the gas station ran it. That part was funny. Dude, he was backstage just coming up with shit. Like so fast. I think I told you all earlier or not.

Yeah, but it was like, he said, he said, you need to roast us when you get on stage. I was like, I got nothing. I got nothing. He was pissed. afterwards he was like man i can't believe i didn't cook jared for his dirty ass air forces and his hair

he said he went out in an all brown uh sweatsuit like kineye dirty ass force and a superman girl on his forehead i can't believe i didn't cook his shit i forgot about that they started cooking me after i was like you're in the first the first girl was like jared looks like the guy the guy that wants to go last at the end of a bonnie blue video oh my god someone was in the green it was me it was me you yeah i think you were there and mackenzie And you were like, hey, that was a good one. That was a good one. And I just sit at the monitor's way.

I was like, I wonder if I'm going to get my feelings hurt. I was like, let's see what she says. Some of it we couldn't hear back there, though. Yeah, we'd hear them say your name. Yeah, the monitors were quite. When she said my name, I was like, I walked up and like, listen to it and then walked away. All I could hear was Sherms laughed at the monitor. Pretty much all her roast were like the first two were pretty much nothing.

She's like, he's not even fat. Yeah. And then, yeah, I think the worst one was the one you said, which I always. Katie is hilarious. Dude, all of them. She was funny. So funny. Yeah.

I do think it's funny. Like a different type of funny. Yeah. All of them were? Yeah. For sure. I do think it's funny when a girl can get a group of guys like that uncomfortable. Yeah.

Just kind of like very uneasy. Her last line, man, when she was like, Anna, I'm a teacher. Bro. I was like, yo, dude, that is freaking. Was she the one? I'm not trying to just keep up repeating their drugs. Was she the one that walked on stage after Taylor and was like, give it up for who the fuck that way?

Yeah. We heard that. We heard that. As I said, we were dying. that. Yeah, they all did a good job. Who was the last guy?

Zach? He came out firing. He's just, just so cool. Yeah, he doesn't stop moving. His, he was great. He was on Barstow Idol

when I, when I interned there. Him and a comedian friend of his Ali, I think. But yeah, because I was like talking to him backstage was like, you definitely don't remember this, but I was like,

I edited like some of your videos for like three days while you're on the show. And he's like, oh yeah. But yeah, I didn't really have. You want to tell him the other part? No. I kind of started that. I was like, oh yeah,

I realized where this is going. He was funny though He was so funny He was like I'm so pissed That whole joke He's like I'm so pissed This is the one that always gets the most laughs And it's like it's true

Dude the dog one about like Peanut butter Yeah that one was wild There were two good boys in that house He had me so nervous I missed that one I don't know where I was for that But yeah he was quick

He was awesome He had a really good cadence Just non-stop stop, let it breathe, and then just boom. Would you have traded the $5,000 for last night or not? That's a great question. Oh, yeah, good question.

Damn, no one asked that last night. Question, Jack. I don't know. That's a good question. Yeah, that's... I don't know. You're about to go to Vegas this weekend. You got to double Rob Taylor. I honestly think now, after,

I mean, yesterday, obviously, I would pay him $5,000 not to do it. But now that is worth it. Like, the show was way better. That's it. But yesterday. I would have done anything not to do it. What did you think of Jack's question?

I told him earlier. I was like, dude, it was like a, what I say? Like a sleep paralysis monster in the corner. I was asking the worst question. So at the end, Jack, they were trying to do a Q&A because Jared didn't do a full 20 minutes. Taylor had a timer. He lied on it.

Yeah, he did. 1330, not 11 minutes. But I was starting to formulate a question of my head because the black guy actually made this joke. He was like, oh, yeah, Jared's punishment is actually what I built on. career on it's like how gay is that and uh but at the end i was just like a lot of comedians here have built their whole lives around these careers and some were saying that you're making a mockery of it like and i was also screaming it was so loud i mean everyone people at the gas station

trying to get those kids we're hearing me but it was like the most like uh insecure question you could have asked yeah i was worried about people thinking in my head too it was really a setup because i was like what is jared beeman's neck like what's next for jarebeman more is like a slam dunk for him to be like, so funny. I'm quitting. I'm going to do comedy I don't even know what I said. But there's a million questions being thrown at once. I know. That's why I started

screaming. It's because I was like, if I don't get this one out, it's over. I can't do this. And everybody started asking Taylor questions. Just like, no, this is for Jerry. Your thoughts about the Titans? I just immediately pan the camera to check. I'm in this horrible face for probably 20 seconds and I kind of see JP in the front row. I'm on the upper deck and

he's just smiling while and zoomed it on me. Yeah, the Q&A was like, weird. I like did not enjoy that. Yeah. Yeah. That was like, that was weird. And they just made you take your shirt off. That was really weird. I was like, I did it just to like not be like, it's because you body Taylor so much. You had to get his. I was a little level of playing field. I was talking

to Will too and he was like, that was crazy. Me as like, Will was texting about later. He was like, why do he do that? I don't know. But I wish I just took it off the first time. You should just taking your pants off. Hey, I'll say from where I was said, I was like, yo, it looks like he's still been hitting the gym. Hey, the lighting was nice. The lighting was nice. The lights were nice.

Yes, bro. It created, like, definition. I didn't look at the picture. Coup and I were saying it would have been perfect if you did get shredded and did that. You want to take my shirt off? Or it was just rocked. Just rocked. Hey, it's us to Jonas brothers.

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Book the entire show. I have a, and this is, I should have asked people this before, but I just thought of it. Because I've talked about it with Jared, anybody can answer this if you've ever thought about it. If you had to go do five minutes of comedy, do you have an idea of what your central idea around your joke would be? Nope. As I think. I do.

What you got? Because I, okay, and I hate even saying what I'm about to say out loud, but I think it will, you will agree with me. I'm a handsome guy. Comedians don't really do very well as, as handsome people, unless you have an arc behind it.

And mine would be diabetes, where it's like being nerfed by God. It's like I had it. And like that's the only thing that I, it's like you have to let them know like in my specific situation that I have something that they'd be like, oh, damn, that kind of does. It's a hilarious premise. I think the first thing I ever thought of it with an open mic was a like self introductory like deprecating joke. You know what I mean? Right.

Like the will. Like my first one was the will like I hurt my back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That was like the first joke I ever like blow. You got a slim shady. Yeah. I don't know what mine would be. I know. I'm not, I can't think off the top of my head.

I can't freestyle. Like, I'm not good. I think I'm just like exposing teammates for what they did in the locker room. Like, honestly, I might just do that honestly. You got a good fun one.

The person can remain anonymous. Oh, man. I mean, I think it was my sophomore year. Mitch told a crazy one where they were sword fighting in the locker. We had this guy. I don't know if I should even say this, I'll just say.

We had this one teammate, he's transfer. He just got there in the summer. and he dude he was on it's like a robot report back for the summer lifting whatnot and it's like Sunday night

we were coming there Monday morning or whatever and there was like this group chat for the whole team and everyone was like go watch this video it's to catch a predator and it's one of our teammates on Grindr like catching this guy

at Walmart like bad wait hold on yeah bad your teammate got caught yes we didn't really even know him for like he was there for like a week or two But crazy, crazy.

And we're like, no, we're like, we changed with that. Like year number 47, we walked in the next day. Like his nameplate's gone. I'm like, man, that's crazy. That is. That is bad. That's ball state for you right there. G5.

G5. That's what they don't tell you. Not making the mainstream media. Watch this video and that's what it was. Yeah, I'm like, oh my gosh. Same lines. Not like. What?

What? Not like Grindrider type, but like after we got, after we all graduated, he got arrested for like child pornography. Oh, so pretty similar. But because he, but like in our, when you were going to Ball State, did you guys have like an all freshman group chat? Oh, yeah. So we had that too. This guy was sending videos into the group chat of him just like fucking girls. Dude, we had one of those guys.

I think, is that normal? I don't think it's normal at all. I mean, that makes it. And then, and then like. I don't know if that's normal. And then he got, like, in trouble after school about it. So it's like there's some, there's always some weird cats on the football team. I think they're of age.

The guy, I don't know. I hope they were. You don't got to defend them. I don't know. I don't know. That's actually nuts. I was thinking of one the other day, and y'all two might relate to this. I don't know how good your high school football team was.

Bad, bad. It would only play maybe in front of a crew that, like, understand some high school sports. But I was just thinking, because in high school, a coach could get in. into my head so fast. Like if they were on me, like how football coaches can't get on you and telling you, you suck and all this stuff, you like, you fully believe them. And then I was thinking about in the car yesterday, I'm like, I really let this dude, this one defensive coordinator, he couldn't even walk because he was so fat.

He would drive around on the golf cart. Fattest dudes. JP's body in him now. Yeah. Yell at me. And then, you know, like be just on the whole team's case talking about like, y'all aren't worth this. y'all aren't worth that yada yada yada and he's like a substitute teacher and he's coaching a

three and seven football team and i'm like surprised booted and say nothing yeah shout out substitute teachers of course but i'm like dang we really let these like high school football coaches bully us why are you getting a low key that's what i'm saying i'm the punter it's your fault i'm on the field low key substitute teacher can save an entire day if you have a sub at school The good sub is the shoutout, no free shout out, Mount Rushmore probably. Bro. Because everybody has, did y'all have one teacher you think of with the sub? I can't, I don't remember any names specifically, but I just know that that day was always like a word doing nothing.

Yeah. Especially if like it's later on the day and one of your buddies is like, we had this up to the teacher in this class to come tell you another class. Like you guys are chill in this afternoon. Oh, so and so. So and so it's not here. And this is a sub. you're like, oh, fired up to go to that class. Not even going.

Yeah, it's like, all right. You guys was Miss Moyd, dude. You guys all had periods or did you guys have blocks? We did periods. Yeah, I think I'm the only one that I know that did blocks. I had a block. You had blocks. You had blocks.

Are really common in private schools in Nashville because I like, I know B.A. broads and all them, their block schedule. And block remind me is the four, four hour and a half. And then at the next semester, you switch. I will be. I hate blocks. Yeah, but like, I need. Tuesday Thursday Thursday.

I forget exactly how it went, but you have four classes in like the third period, I believe, or second period is like two hours long because that's when your lunch is. Yeah, the third period. So you have like we had A, B, C, or D lunch. A is the first 30 minutes, B, second 30. Only 30. Was that a horse? Speak 30 minutes for lunch.

It was like 42 or like 48 minutes long. So it was like some off like that 30 minutes. Speaking of the halls. Did y'all have halls? monitors? No. I'm starting to think maybe it's really just kind of

like a myth position. I would say like elementary school. Like fellow classmates? Oh no. We had safeties, which is like when we were when we would wait for our bus. Safety patrols. Yeah,

we had that as well. Yeah, we had the person that like led the line. I didn't get to do it. My mom said she can wake up early. It was always the fifth graders. It was always the fifth graders that did it for us. And then the year we were going to become fifth graders is when the fifth grader moved to the middle school.

So we never got to become safeties. Your fifth graders in middle school? Same as well. Dang. Wow. Hey, who do y'all think is cooler? Fifth graders when you're a first grader or seniors when you're a freshman? Seniors when you're a freshman.

Yeah, seniors are you're a freshman because I feel like when I was in first grade, I didn't know anybody who was in fifth grade. You just don't know that class or at least I didn't. And for me, I did first grade in Mountain Juliet and then fifth grade in Bruntwood. So. True. Especially I feel like high school sports too. Like if you're in the same locker room with that.

these guys. Right. You're looking up to them. They're making fun of you. It would be like your friends, older siblings too, and you're like, oh, shit.

All of our, all of our grade, all of their brothers were seniors. And we all play the same sport. So like, they would bully the hell out of us. It was so, great getting bullied.

I remember getting bullied. I remember getting that. It was so toxic. From, I got a glove from one of the seniors when I was an eighth grader was Michael Dugan. Oh.

And I literally felt like it was like, absolute legend. Yeah. Shout out Michael Dugan and Degan and Dina. I remember it feeling like it was someone from Nissan Stadium giving me a glove after a pro game

and then like you get to being a senior I look at I told them this story not too long ago and he was like why the fuck do you think I was cool I was like dude come on he was like What do you mean you were a stunt? Yeah and he was a beast then Dude yeah the high school quarterback when you're in eighth grade His name was Austin Reeves

He actually wanted to go play golf at plays for the Lakers Yeah he played golf at Furman then basketball for the Lakers but he was so dope and we would always play football during the football game and like when you're quarterback you're like I'm Austin Reeves and our high school team was like two and ten but he was a beast everybody else was just kind of brutal that like that grade with Michael Dugan and all of them was that kind of grade where you're like they're either going to beat the crap out of us or they're going to be really cool and I'm cool with whatever plays out I remember when you think you're a

freshman too like in their seniors you're like bro these guys are so good at football. Yeah. And then like, so big. So fast. Yeah. And then we just get our asses kicked every week.

And it's like, you probably have so good coming as a freshman to Ball State D-1. Oh, yeah. I mean, so when I got there as a freshman, it was 20-21, they just won the Mac the year before the COVID year. So,

and in being a walk on, like, dude, my first day, like I didn't finish the line. Like we're doing warm-ups and like that was like the standard. I did, in high school, like we didn't really have any of that.

So like, dude, I'm getting screamed up by the rainy Mac Deafin' player of the year. Dude, It was bad. It was bad. What's he saying to you? Yo, 42. He didn't know my name.

Yo, 42. Get back here. Finish the line. I'm like, okay. So I went and did it. He's like, no, do it again. I'm like, all right. And I went back out there and I'm like, dude, I'm getting humiliated for the whole team.

Like, all the camp start walking. So like, even the freshman class was here, like in the summer working out. And then I just started at camp. Like, this is bad. This is not how you want to start your college career. I was like, dude, I went home. I probably called my dad. I was like, dude, I don't know if this is for me, bro.

Did he ever light you up in practice when y'all are hitting drills? Oh, no, he's a linebacker. So I'm even a linebacker's like, this is we're not going to go. You don't got to worry about him. But, I mean, the offensive, yeah, the guy got their fair share. Did you, being like a walk-on, Will tells the story of, like, his first time he made a play. And then, like, the coach was like, oh, shit, who's five-on? Or, like, or Shannon was like, oh, Mr. Interception or something.

Yeah. Like, do you have a play or whether it's during practice or something that you were like, and you felt like the coach started to notice you because you finished on scholarship I did after my second year I got put on

in the going to my junior which is super awesome great awesome time my best friend he was also a walk on or one of my best friend that should say

he was also walk on two years older so he put me on scholarship for the whole team was awesome no video no video though which is like heartbreaking but how it walk us through that

though how did he do it was your best friend that's two years older than you yeah yeah he was a Yeah, so like I said, he was a walk-on. He got put on scholarship my freshman year. So I watched him get put on scholarship in front of the whole team was awesome.

And then the next year he did for me. But essentially it was like during camp. So like this is like the second or third day. Like you don't really put pads on until like day three or whatnot. And so it's like after a walkthrough, usually at night you have like a team meeting, maybe like some freshman entertainment, whatnot and stuff like that. And our coach is like, we're doing something different this year. We're doing like a senior spotlight where the senior like.

starts talking like whatever they get right you know he's like all right cole come up here and so he comes out there he's like i just want to take this time to talk about like this other kid and then like you know gives me some praise and stuff like that and i just like i'm sitting the second round like just like loki tearing up like this is fire bro and then uh he's like he's like i just want to say like you're putting on scholarship whatnot and like everyone erupts like dude like kind of like a same like last night like walking out in front of everyone like that was kind of it for me and uh yeah dude so like we have to be there next day like 637 o'clock but you're at four not exactly so i went home so my parents live an hour and a half away and so i was like dude

i got to go tell them in person i can't call them like this is like they've done you know paid for my first two years of school and so i drove home that night i get there like 11 they're like what's like what's wrong what are you doing like i woke him up and they're like freaking out because you know like your parents probably not expecting you at home and uh i told them there's like so proud of me and stuff like that and I drove all the way back that night it was a long night could he's a adrenaline though form energy you know right here yeah but uh no yeah it was awesome experience that's so cool but not I don't really have a certain play I mean is that you think your best moment in college for your personal like football career it has to be honestly is

yeah he doesn't really top that you can't get that pick off cam ward I know yeah I mean I mean yeah bad when you're when you're playing against somebody like cam word is he someone that you could obviously has a ton of buzz around him but when you're out there on the field is it just like holy crap this dude is different well that was yeah you just look across feeling like all right there's Brock Bowers like GGs Henna Hooker GGs like it's over like it's not like it's not like I know these guys like my team master did those are not the same people like it's just not fair and that's why you know it's G5 or you know yeah G5 and p4 and that's that's where Taylor's argument comes in so

Yeah, G5 spot y'all are into it's like every year y'all get paid a quop ton to just unfortunately. Yeah, get your head. And the worst part is like even like the best players or team are out of there next year. As soon as I get. Shout out Brady Hunt. Brady Hunt, the guy, South Carolina Gamecock. Yeah, that does kind of suck. It's like, dude, all your boys are gone, bro.

Yeah, like you have a really good year in a group of five. And then it's like, all right, P5 is going to pluck you. Yeah. I mean, it's the same thing with like D2 and FCS and AI. like all those best players are we're taking those guys, you know? So it's like it's everywhere, really. It just sucks, but I couldn't imagine like D3 is obviously so different. Yeah, like losing your boys like your best friend that you were like play against,

we're play with every single day and then they're just plucked and gone. And you're not mad at them because you will want to see your voice. Yeah, like those are your guys about to start wearing dog tags for their boys. Hey, that is my boy, man. Funny. That is funny. Oh, you have a graveyard of all the boys that are you paid. From the D1 schools too, though, because everyone's a homie hopper in college football now.

So I get kind of staying on like the G5 and Power 4 like, yeah. How is, and you don't, you can tell us what you weren't, not. But how is NIL when it comes to like group of five? I mean, it's, well, obviously a lot less because there's not nearly as much money. And like we had guys on NIL for my first two years. Like it was we don't really have like a crazy amount of donors until like last year when the refs year started coming out. Everyone's like you kind of like whispers around the room like,

you know, this guy is getting paid this much money and he's not even traveling or stuff like that. And it's like, you know, stuff like that starts coming out. It sucks. You know, because like, dude, like what's what's going on here? You know? And I think this year like I can speak for Ball State like they're tapping into it more. Like each guy's getting paid.

a little bit more than, you know, previous years, which is cool. But I mean, they can't compete with like Purdue. Like they're not very good. They still put BTA to us. But like, like, they're still paying. They still have way more money than us. Yeah.

They ever cut you a check or no? Purdue? No, no, no. Ball State. Oh, no. That's what this is for. I got in there somewhere. So, yeah, no.

They give me a scholarship. That's all I can ask for. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Definitely. And then so when did this start? So last year, my fourth year, I should say a year and a half ago, maybe two years. But as soon as my fourth year started like, we went like, I started the NBA program, which is all online classes.

And I was like, dude, I went to practice, watch film, whatever, came home. And I was like, doom scrolling. And you know like the worst part, like the worst feeling is like when you get to the end of your day and you're just like, dude, I did nothing with my day or whatever. And it's like, this sucks. Like can't be doing that wasting your time. And I was like, dude, I need to start something else. So what we know? I put it at that.

he's a big dune scroller i guess wow i don't know i just love the iron going somewhere i don't know but uh no yeah i was like i just need to use something like do something like do something like my time and i was like i saw the youtube videos look kind of cool i was like something fun to do i could do it in my room at school and uh obviously turned to something a little bit bigger than i expected but i enjoyed doing a lot yeah definitely yeah dude who was the first delivery that you did like the big one yeah yeah shout up malisec uh You know, shout out my house like the guy. I hit him up for a Gruden Rug and he, I was like one of his first boxes and I believe I was. And sent him a rug and his reaction was awesome, priceless. So super excited for that. How did you? They were filming that one instead of them. Yeah, right?

Scholarship. Yeah, guys, film your friends in big moments. Exactly. How did you get a, on your one page you have, you're with Riley Leonard. Yeah. How did you be picked up with him? My he's back to the portal. I mean, one of my buddies played with him at Duke,

and he went to Bucknell and Riley went to a Notre Dame. And then my buddy won his at Ball State after that. And so Riley is at the Colts and was like, just kind of made sense. I was like, because he wanted, he wanted a rug. I was like, all right, well, I'll comp you want. If you can hook me up with anyone you know. He's like, you know Riley Leonard?

I'm like, of course I know, Rayleigh Leonard. He was in the national championship last year. And so that's how it came to be. And then just met at IKEA down the road, you know, in the middle it's pretty cool he's a great guy Riley he seems like a good dude Adam Vinetary that was cool I played with his son yeah he made one for Adam Venetary yeah I played with his son at Balletay a few years ago and uh hit him up I was like well I originally hit him up because I made one for Pat Pat McAfee and I was like is there any correlation

connection there like do you have anything they're just trying to like get it to him and whatnot he's like yeah I can hook you up there so um in a roundabout way he's like kind of went for my dad i'm like yeah dude i got you for sure and then so uh made that happen it was pretty cool let's go yeah yeah i feel like that's like a good way to do like your marketing too like hey yeah you get you get you get somebody like i'll comp you one yeah if you can get contact with somebody else it helps it gives them an incentive to help you you know that's not like you know that's what people want really yeah for real because your first couple ones you did for teammates right yeah teammates and like dude they were bad if you don't scroll the back of the

instagram but uh we all got to start somewhere yeah i mean Plug your Instagram. For sure. Real quick. It's foot stompers. I believe it's foot dot stompers. Go follow. Trying to hit a thousand followers.

Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. And, uh, yeah. Yeah. The first ones were just bad. Bad, dude. Like everyone starts somewhere.

Yeah. I'm kind of tapping into that right now. I just started, I just did like my first two videos on camera, which were. I'm not going to say they were like horrible, but like they're just like, I don't know. You start making it the midnight. Like you hearing your voice on camera. Oh, horrible. for the first time like you probably remember like dude my family like playing it at dinner i'm like

dude turn that off like i got to leave like it's bad dude i don't think that'll ever get easier but it will get you'll get less uncomfortable yeah so i was like man so i'd try something new there kind of start from the bottom again there in that regard because it's a whole different medium like uh way of filming videos and stuff like that so you just try new things you know i think alex hermosi might have said this like the biggest risk is not taking any so like uh You know, you just got a No, yeah, I think that is Something that stick out to me with that

I was like, dude, I might got to try Who cares what other people think? Right, absolutely. What is the top, like, how long did it take you to make your first rug And how long would it take you to make that same rug right now? Oh man, dude, I will I learn so many different strategies

Just from trial and air like YouTube can't tell you everything. So like, dude, this would have taken me, dude, it probably would have taken me like 10, 11, 12 hours to do this a long time ago. Now it probably took me seven, eight. I mean, there's a lot of detail in here.

Definitely. Yeah, dude, you can get better as you go on. Yeah, just like anything. So the detail on that is so cool because like,

you can pick out, like you can see Coop all the way on the left. I can see Shirm's beard. Yeah. Jack's mustache. So fire, dude. Yeah,

that's good stuff. Coup's hat. I don't like this one's framed. I know. I like that it's got the brain. It was his first friend. Once again, just trying something here.

Slipping through him. Yeah. I think so, yeah. Yeah, it is. Like this, whatever. That's, yeah. I'm so obsessed with this side hustle slash. Oh, yeah.

Full, full business. The machine, I mean, when you post the videos in the machine, like, is crazy looking, how it just like. Dude, it can hurt you. Like, if you get your hand in there. Can you explain how it works? Yeah, I mean, so there's this rug machine. Honestly, you shot the, like, my Instagram. Like, if you go there and look, you can kind of explain it better.

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There's like, it looks like a gun, like a ray gun like from like cod honestly. And like there's, you put yarn through it and it like goes into this fabric and then like it like has these scissors and it cuts it. and then that's what you see continually threaded up and then that kind of like sticks into the fabric but uh and then you finish it off like almost like buzzing it yeah i take like a barber and like you just take this razor and cut it like that's what like the you can see like there's little indentations yeah indentation it's so satisfying watching oh dude i love watching i love watching those videos i appreciate that especially when you like hit the like go through different colors yeah yeah and it just is so smooth and yeah then you hit you line it up yeah dude those videos

there's so many cut like i'm just yeah you'll get better just take everything but for sure who are the uh that maybe give us three people that you'd love to make a rug for that you have made one for you i want to get my rugs to katelyn clark and pat mac if you that'd be cool i want to get i already haven't made so like that that that is something i want to do um i really want to do something for tight-in you i think that'd be so sick oh dude you definitely should yeah we definitely get that that'd be super cool whether that's like i know like some of the guys like get boots and whatnot if everyone like signed up for a rug or if i just had them there that'd be sick or something like that that would be really cool you could definitely do uh like the teu logo yeah they would put it at

that like i would imagine like yeah you know put it up at that welcome party times christin eusecheck oh yeah um that'd be awesome put the jersey into it yeah that would actually be so sick we'll get george kiddo a friend of the show need his jersey though he's jersey and you got to be able to tell the difference between me and jack what's George. I think Cam Ward would be cool to the one, just being a national. Yeah. I think that'd be sick. And you could be like, hey, I played against you.

Yeah. You don't remember me. Yeah. Most playing on special teams during that game, but I was there. Rain delay for three hours, too. I'm sure he hated just as much as I did. I think a country music star would be cool too. I feel like jelly would kind of be.

Yeah. Jelly and Ern. Yeah. Maybe Theo would be sick, too. I think maybe that'd be. awesome. For sure. Well, if you, like, you're in a good city.

I know. I'm saying, if you do one for Diego, Diego would probably show Theo. That'd be said that. Yeah, true. Yeah, I think Diego would eat that up probably. For sure. I love it, man. Yeah, you can have a good setup in your spot here.

Dude, listen to this. So I got a two-bedroom apartment and partially for the rugs, but I'm thinking you might like this. I'm living by myself and being, you know, the only guy living by myself. Like, I'm not with my girlfriend or anything like that. Like, I had this idea. of putting a golf simulator inside the house. What are your thoughts on that? In the apartment?

Why not, dude? How big is the room? I saw it. It scared me. I'm like, you know, this could be it. Like,

this could be fire. I don't know. I'm thinking about the living room, honestly. Is that crazy? Oh my gosh. I'm young. I don't know how big your living room is.

It's a decent size. You're down in Franklin, right? Yeah. I mean, most times you'd probably be going to hang out at people's spots in Nashville. Yeah.

I don't have like people coming to you. People coming over. for real like and if they do come over they can play golf like I think that's a great idea why not I say rip it dude your first apartment out of school exactly get you a golf stimulator I was just noise sitting drivers tonight that could be an issue your neighbor's oh yeah I saw an Instagram I was like dude that that could be it like and even if you like the entrepreneur no mind of me is like dude anything's possible people come over five dollars yeah I'm saying like

You want to hit the range? Like, right? You know what I'm saying? Hey, if you do that, you definitely should step into the lane of social content, at least you should be like, I'm building a golf simulator in my living room. Because that's something that, like, a lot of guys would be fired up about. Dude, hell yeah. Yeah, we go viral.

The golf simulator X foot stomper's rug. I'm making the rug while I'm hitting golf balls. The vision is so cute. The vision is so clear. Jackson, I have this whole warehouse in his two bedroom. Yeah. I don't know. Like,

the possibilities are endless, dude. I'm living by myself for the first time. If you do it, we all gotta come over. Yeah. We'll see how it goes.

Yeah. MTV Cribs. Yeah. Yeah. I saw like a launch monitor for like $500, $600, $700 and $700 and $1 like a garment

or like a rep soda or something like that. I was like, I don't care. As long as it works and I don't like break a window. You know, I'm not obviously like some like nets and stuff like that. Dude, yeah,

we got to see. I got to see it through. After having the idea, it's like, do you ever have an idea? he's like I have to have this like I have to see it through like definitely that's instinct yeah trust your gut I don't know it's like might as well hey it's your vision I'm getting by myself I'm getting ready to think okay so that second bedroom's definitely just going to be like his little

work studio he's like I'm thinking about the living room for a call simulator I mean the bedrooms I don't I don't know that's what I'm thinking it's like tax write-offs everywhere guest room living room guest rooms one business living rooms one business how you're thinking cooking show I'm It's way better. My old setup, like, dude, it was horrible. I didn't have a bed for my old house. I was, like,

put my bed on the ground, and I would flip it up onto the wall, so I wouldn't get any, like, yarn fumes on it. And then I would have, like, the rest of my room was a giant rug frame.

And they just threw this mattress back down. Oh, yeah. Yep. 100%. Dude. My roommates are gross to me, dude. Like, dude,

what are you doing? Dude, it was, it was a bad room. Brown carpet, wood walls, horrible. How, like,

when you walked into your apartment now, you've got to be like, Dude, this is amazing. That's why I'm like golf team at her, dude, like have to. I don't know. I love that, man. What else we got going around the busing world if do we need to dive into? I'm trying to think.

This will go on Friday. Yeah. How long will we be going, Matt? The boys will be out of town on Friday. 48. 48. House divided on Friday. Yeah, so there's an interesting thing going on.

I guess we can probably close out with this, but this is Friday morning. Yesterday, JP Will Taylor, myself, Jared, and Klump flew from Nashville to Arizona for the Fiesta Bowl. Originally, Taylor, Jared, and I were going to Vegas this weekend, or we are in Vegas right now. Taylor made a last second plan where instead of flying commercial out of Nashville to Vegas on Thursday afternoon, we were just going to hop on the private plane with JP, Will, and Klump, which is cool. But now, and again, this is already happening. going to Vegas. On Thursday, we land at 440, and the next flight that we have to take out of Arizona to go to Vegas is at 6 p.m.

So it's a 20-minute drive to the airport. It's like gives us an hour to get through security and two there. I don't doubt we can't make it, but rush hour too probably. Yeah, so hopefully it works out because Taylor's not even going to the game anymore. The whole plan was he was going to go to the first half, then fly to Vegas that night. But now he can't get credentialed or whatever it is. So it'll be interesting. I'm very excited to be able to fly private across the country

because it'll be much more comfortable and not having to go through security and all that jazz. Is Klump going because it might get a bigger plane? This guy knows ball. And yeah, Tier 1. Tier 1.

Basically. That's exactly what's happening. But yeah, I don't know if it's the play or not. I think Taylor really wanted Zips. And if you don't know what Zips is, it's Taylor's favorite restaurant from Arizona. You're not even going to be able to get it.

That's what I said. I told Clump and Ryan that. They were like, you're not going to have time. And I was like, okay, well, chill, chill, chill. They're getting Zips delivered to the airport so that we will lane in Arizona, get the Zips and effectively get into a car and go straight to the commercial airport and fly to Vegas. Trust me. I'm on the side of logic. It doesn't make sense to me, but, you know, a more comfortable ride, that's cool.

So that's kind of where we're at. And then you got a, that's only half of your trip. Yeah. So we'll be at the Fiesta Bowl with me, Will. clump and josh pate and then right after that game we will be flying to atlanta for who's playing in Atlanta indiana Indiana yeah Indiana Oregon which always throws me off just because Oregon coming all the way to Atlanta that that's just in a row that they traveled up for if they win they'll go back to Miami yeah godly man they're getting

screwed but yeah we'll fly to Atlanta we'll have that whole day on Friday to kind of get write, film some fun content, hopefully some man on the street type stuff, and then hopefully watch a college football classic, which I think we could be in for one.

Both of them could be classics. Let's go around and see who we got. Yeah, both of them really could. I know, Sidney. One is Miami and Ole Miss.

Yeah. Which could be fireworks. I think that game is going to be fireworks. I like Ole Miss. My heart wants on this. Unless, unless Miami's defense. just continues to do what they're doing and somehow that Ole Miss flame just runs out.

But I don't know. He was a home record. Like that guy just destroys everything. Two picks, both of them pick sixes. Crazy. I saw something about like the Ole Miss like transfers and stuff with like LSU with Lane leaving. Yeah. And like how Lane was under under the assumption that he was going to get Trinidad once he moved.

He was going to get the kicker. Lacey. Yeah. The running back. the Lacey, like all of these guys who's under the assumption that he was, all right, they're going to come to LSU next year. All of those guys are staying and like Lane is like, what the fuck do I do now? Which is it like that much cooler of a story that like Ole Miss is like the place to be.

Everyone's bought in. I mean, like they love the new staff. Through all of that drama too. Like if you just looked at Ole Miss's record, they're 12 and 1. Which is crazy. And their only loss was to Georgia who they eventually ended up getting back when it mattered more. and Pete Golding inherited a 12-1 football team going into the playoffs. Yep.

And honestly, he's handled it so well. You think he's sick that each win that they get in the playoff that Lane's getting paid? No, 100,000. Not at all. He's a head coach of an SEC football team in the semifinals. Do you think he's getting a bonus? Yeah, he's got to have some. I guarantee he'll get a fat check.

The final domino that has. got to fall for Ole Miss is those coordinators deciding you know what we're not going to LSU that would be awesome my god the defense staff staying by yeah Charlie Weiss right is the guy that would be in fire words I say it's yeah okay yeah he's a junior so way who you got I'm saying Charlie Weiss it's probably something wise because Charlie Weiss yeah I believe it's the old no it's Charlie wise junior oh yeah also like my heart wants old miss but college football is objectively better when Miami has a good team. And so I think just for that narrative, I wouldn't hate if Miami made it to a national

championship. I do like what Christopher said. Like, no, we're not trying to be Miami of the 2000s and the 90s. Like, that type of football is not possible anymore. Like, we're trying to be like the new Miami. But I still want, I don't know, I just, I want those, uh, you pick, you pick an Ole Miss? I'm picking Ole Miss. I'm picking Ole Miss.

I think I got to go Miami. I'm going to pick Ole Miss because I want the story. And I created a theory with Clump two days ago that Trinidad, Chambliss is waiting on the approval to come back for a six year. And I am a firm believer that if he makes it to the national championship, the powers that be who control the puppeteer of college football are probably going to grant it to him because they're like, we could use this next year. So that's my theory.

your first um old miss i think old miss but i did do you know those like random uh instagram reels or tic talk whatever it is it's like flashing through combinations it's like whatever you hold on will be yeah this it was for the national championship and i'm it's going and i hold it and it was miami and unfortunately it was albama but that makes me feel like i'll be talking about Miami could go You aren't listening I said Miami could If Miami goes that shit is crazy how that works I am taking

My heart once old is like I said But I think that Miami's gonna pull it out Defense does win championships What's cool about who you got Ever since I've watched the Documentary with Miami and Notre Dame As a kid I've always had a soft spot for the U I hate Notre Dame

The U's always had swag Matt went to a Catholic Private High School Yeah they sued my high school I hate Notre Dame It's going to be the U. The year of hate. The year of hate.

Let's go. You saw what they're calling this game? The three and three. Catholics versus Confederates, right? Wow. Not the Catholics, though. Or convicts? Convicts, yeah.

That's kind of sick. And then who? Oregon, Indiana. I want Oregon. Yeah. I want Oregon. I want Oregon. I want Oregon, but I think I use, I mean, like, how can you bet against them?

I don't know. Big daddy, dude. I'm all IU. Yeah. I don't even. Oregon has the possibility to pull one out, but I just don't see how you stop them right now. I have so much momentum and

The travel is big too. The travel's huge. They're crossing every single time zone. Twice in two weeks. Indiana is a full-rounded team. They're coached very well. And Signetti's a sicko. And we'll do whatever it takes to prove a point, I think.

And they just got one of the best transfer quarterbacks. He might be have a dynasty load. I don't think I don't think whoever No it's like They were the most losing program In college football history

Up until two years ago If he came If Indiana makes it Whoever they match up with Indiana comes I think what's cool about These four teams Like everyone has a cool story

Like I wouldn't be mad if any of these teams Want honestly Like They're all awesome stories really Who did you said Indiana Indiana I kind of like Want Ole Miss to make it

But I don't want them to win it Because that's it I don't think that That game. Miami. Like with Alabama fandom? Probably, but I think because Indiana's so good, it's like if they don't do it, then it's like, damn, what is that season? Yeah.

Yeah. Not like mean. Obviously, they were really fucking good. They might be fire signetti. Oregon. Oregon, if like, I would like for Oregon to do it obviously because we have ties. Right. But I also just don't see them getting past.

The winner of Oregon, Indiana will win the championship. I agree. Imagine in Indiana Miami National Championship. No one. In Miami. Miami home game in the Nattie. That would be crazy. Yeah.

Oh. The 80s you might be back. Are you Indiana? Yeah. All the way. Three words. Charlie fucking Becker. Indiana.

Who is he, Matt? How you know him? Father Ryan product. Charlie Becker. Indiana's going to win it all right. So you walk so he can run. Yeah. I used to be asking

Shout his brother Cole too. Cole's cool too. He played football at App State. Cole Becker? Yeah. Shout out Cole. Shout out Cole. Good deal.

Love it. Well, Jack, we appreciate you for coming on. I'm sure. My pleasure. Sure, we'll have you on. Another time. You will be on the team. I was going to say, you will be.

Mission for the office. You will. You ever heard of Billy Strings? Might need a rug. Actually, you said Reagan. Oh, dude. I honestly might need to get a ray gun and rug. That'd be sick.

I'd be done to do that. That'd be pretty dope. You will be next season on flag. For sure. Yeah, we got to talk about that. Locking you in for that. But we appreciate you for coming on.

Dude, I appreciate you. Yeah. It's been great. Make sure y'all go follow them. Yeah. Ultra respect for Jackman. Starting a business while in college while playing football,

building it, learning it, failing through the early processes of it. Like, dude, your mindset and your work ethic is going to get you far if you keep it. So I'm stoked to have you in Nashville. I appreciate. Yeah, I'm excited. So hopefully you guys can see some maybe potential content.

of the golf simulator. Yes, we'll see you. See y'all next week. It'd be more caroling content. Oh, wait on. Before we stop, before we stop. You want to talk about this. Before we stop,

I am working on the vlog. It should be out by next year. No, no, it will be out today. I'm going to have it for Friday. Some people are saying that the vlog doesn't exist. It's not me, but. Nobody has seen the footage. It's time for you to prove everyone wrong.

I can go downstairs and pull it. No, no, no, no. We prefer, that's what people are saying. And we prefer it this way. It was at the show last night. Yeah. A couple guys came up and they're like, yo,

what I'm about curling blog? That one guy that got up and told the, that one joke about like, whoa, dude, we don't have to do this. That guy said it. It's coming. You guys are trying to get under my skin and it's working.

I can't wait to see it honestly. You gave a little teaser with foul. I am going to need one of y'all or all of you guys to watch it because like, I don't know how. good it is. I'm reposting it. But halfway through, like, I was just kind of drunk.

This, yes. I kind of want my first time to watch it to be when it's live. Oh, yeah, 100%. It's going to be. Come on, man. Stay tuned. We just go live reaction video while we're watching it here and have it plug. I think it's going to be tonight at 6 p.m.

Carolling vlog, 2025. Hey. I'm coming your way. At halftime of the Indiana Oregon game. you should watch oh that a log probably earlier than that then if that's the case

probably like four we'll make it happen all right well when you're leaving work just kidding I'm excited bro yeah after what you said about foul I yeah I gotta put that part in

because it's so funny but I got it just doesn't fit at all but maybe it's a teaser at front or a blooper reel yeah yeah dude I got a blooper reel of my videos I just did

that We got to bring blooper reals back. Yeah, we do. We'll talk about blooper reals next week. Yeah, for sure. We'll see y'all next week. Peace. Peace.

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