Bussin' With The Boys - Jelly Roll Recaps His Time On Joe Rogan, Bunnie's Impact On His Life & Her Crazy Stories About Some A-List Celebrities

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

Recorded: June 14th 2023 | On this week's episode we have the Black Friday winner, Patrick Ryan and we introduce our brand new Executive Producer, Stephen Bond. Patrick has some things for the boys as... well as how he got into the podcast itself. Following the intro, the boys sit down with the one and only Jelly Roll and his wife Bunnie. Jelly Roll recaps his Joe Rogan Experience and talks about the impact it had on his streaming numbers. Then things get deep and tears are shed when Jelly talks about the sacrifices Bunnie made for him and his daughter so that he could have custody over her. Bunnie also give the us (the members of the small d*ck squad) a sliver of hope when she’s talking about some of her Vegas experiences growing up. Next things get a little gross at times when they all get into the pet peeves they each have for each other. So Jelly Roll and Bunnie share their pet peeves for each other, and Will and Taylor share what annoys them about each other. Bunnie shares some CRAZY stories of her time in Las Vegas and some of the people she has run into. Jelly shares what his last 7 weeks have been like and the amazing run that he has been on. This pod is all over the place with some really cool stories. There are also some stories that may have some too much information but are hilarious. You aren't going to want to miss them. Enjoy 1:48 New Merch is out 6:37 Introducing our new Executive Producer 10:00 Big math show 12:05 Introducing Patrick Ryan, black friday giveaway winner 15:03 Conor McGregor controversy 19:27 Netflix quarterback football show 24:45 Is golf the most boring thing to watch? 29:45 Clown's lowkey make some bread 32:34 Beer Olympics 41:25 Pat has some stuff for the boys 46:10 How Pat found us 51:35 Pat has some questions for the boys 57:51 Shout out no free shoutout 1:05:04 Preview of Jelly Roll and Bunnie 1:08:48 JELLY ROLL + BUNNIE INTERVIEW STARTS 1:08:59 Jelly's last 90 days have been INSANE 1:11:29 Jelly was on Rogan 1:20:55 Jelly brings up the Jeffree Star interview 1:27:28 The Airport and Jelly have some beef 1:35:25 Jelly's Bridgestone performance 1:37:35 Bunnie arrives 1:39:57 Taylor's DMs after Jeffree Star 1:42:23 How Jelly and Bunnie met 1:49:44 Did Jelly feel any pressure after his last album? 1:53:50 The process of gaining custody of Jelly's daughter Bailey 2:04:30 How does their relationship work being a former prostitute and drug dealer 2:09:50 Jelly and Bunnie are night people 2:13:00 Everyone shares pet peeves for each other 2:37:55 Jelly and Bunnie talk about their love for each other 2:40:22 Their journey to getting sober 2:44:13 Jelly is looking forward to Beer Olympics 2:46:45 Jelly's 7 weeks 2:52:15 The boys are there to support Jelly 2:56:45 Jelly doesn't drink beer 3:02:55 Recap of the Softball game 3:11:07 Biggest celebrity to hit on Bunnie 3:18:20 They have a crew with them always 3:20:58 Best road trip stories 3:29:40 Jelly and Bunnie plug their platformsFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:42 Big week for Bustin with the Boys. We talked about it last week. We got the podcast guys. We're absolutely trying to hammer fuck us, but no, no, no. We have an absolute hitter for you today. Jelly Roll and his beautiful wife Bunny have Kim on the podcast. You're going to laugh. You're going to cry.
Starting point is 00:01:55 You're everything in between. Dude, you're going to hit it all. Also this week, Tideon, U. week. George Kittle and the boys are coming into Nashville, Tennessee. All the heavy hitters and the tight end category of the NFL are going to be in Nashville. Maybe the boy, Taylor won. Maybe the boy, Taylor won. I am starting to look like a tight end, dude. So I get my routes up a little bit and see all that thing's all that's going. Also, not sure why my throat's doing this. The Barstall bar, grand opening this Friday. And guess what? The boys will be there. It's going to be
Starting point is 00:02:27 electric. It's going to be an amazing time. We're going to sit there. We're going to take pictures. You guys bring something. We'll sign it. I'm sure there's going to be a guy that pops up with one of Will's jerseys back from Pop Warner.
Starting point is 00:02:36 He's going to say, hey, you want this. If you want this, I need $30,000 and six of your jersey. So that'll be a fun thing for Will to get back and forth. Hey, probably the biggest news with the bar to bar opening for us, for bus. Anyways, the bus is wrapped. Everybody's going to get to see the big change, the big make-o. I know. And there is a little thing going on right now.
Starting point is 00:02:55 I think there was an ad put in here. Of that big makeover, do we do it today? Do we not do it today? We're waiting for Barcelona. It'll say something. Maybe we put it out right now. Maybe we don't. But I think this Friday.
Starting point is 00:03:06 You're going to want to be there. And it's different, dude. Let me do you. I'll let you know. We'll be there from like four o'clock on too. I think. We'll be out there. We'll be out there.
Starting point is 00:03:12 We'll be out there. We'll be out of those streets. I'll be out of the boys. Amazing, dude. Also, it's just speaking of amazing. You see the shirt I'm wearing right here? Me and Will Compton, go and zoom in on that. Two shirts that absolutely fuck, dude.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I mean, look at it. I know you love the tie-dye. You can see all that weight in my face right there. That's a bit of an older photo, but we're still going to rock it. We're still going to rock it. I love how you're like giving guys. Do I look like this? I know you guys are watching me right now on YouTube, but this is an older photo if you guys can't tell. Yeah, you could see me.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Also, I started rummaging through, obviously Fourth of July is coming up, and I saw that shirt on you today and I was like, I love to match the boy. I mean, you look incredible. You look incredible. You rock that tie-dye shirt, one of your favorites that you're, you know, you rocked that tie-dye shirt, one of your favorites that you've, what is it? Like the black and purple. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:57 One tie-dye. You're like, yeah, we need to get a tie-dye shirt. What is that brand? I got it in Canada. No free shout-outs. Yep. So you don't know. You talked about, yo, let's get a tie-dye shirt in the mix.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Gary back there, Gary Bucket, Gary merchandise. He says, say less. I'm about this life too. Gary Bucket's Gary merchandise. I will say, yeah, I did, Garrett, do you want to talk about this merch real quick and how you came with that idea? Yeah, it was a long night. You know, you're just grinding. Taylor text me, sent me, sent me a picture.
Starting point is 00:04:23 me a picture and it was like, hey, Fourth of July merch, question mark. Done. That's all I need to have you noticed the first syringe of alcohol on there, though? No, what's it say? That's what, that's what Gary Merch said, man. He said the biggest 69% alcohol. It's in details of Gary Merch, dude. 6.9% alcohol. Gary Merch now. 69 wouldn't murder you, dude. It's a 6.9. But I did say the reason why I brought that up, I didn't know if you're going to pigeonhole yourself a little bit because I saw Jack McPherson put out a tweet earlier in the week last week saying I get a lot of love for some things that
Starting point is 00:04:58 are collective Oh, you had the Oh, that mic wasn't good enough Got you That concept, yeah, I'm aware now that you Had the idea of Gone into here But Gary put the work in
Starting point is 00:05:16 Dude, I'm an ideas guy I don't get the train moving I just say hey, it'd be cool The train moves like this Right? And then we got Gary Merch Yeah, Gary Merch
Starting point is 00:05:25 Gary, whatever. You throw anything after the word Gary. Yeah. It's funny that this is coming full circle. I know Taylor and I were sitting last week back behind the bus. And he's like, you know who came up with this? Yeah, this idea, right? He's like me. Just somehow trying to get validation.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I was like, looking at Taylor, I was like, you're sick, man. Yeah. Will didn't give me what I want. In classic true will fashion, no enthusiasm, no love in it. He just fucking let me live, bro. I need to live, dude. NASCAR. By the way, we've sold like a fuckload of these shirts.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Have you really? are hitters. These are hitters. Well, look at them. It look fantastic. And it looks like it just sits well on you too. And I got a lot of compliments on Bonaroo. Did you? Definitely please get compliments at Bonaroo. You looked phenomenal in those photos. I can't wait to recap that during this intro. I will say, though, the boy, it might be the shirt or it might be that Willie's been putting work in because you look great, brother. You look good. Do you want to talk about your 80-20 or do you want to leave that alone? We'll leave it alone. I just want the work to speak for itself. You know what I mean? You could do a blog on it in two years. This is how I got from it now. I'll do a, hey, these are
Starting point is 00:06:25 the 10 steps, read this thread. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to be beautiful. NASCAR. Is that this weekend or that's in July? Oh, this Sunday. A lot. Yeah. Our next two weeks are fucking... Ooh, we. This Sunday, we will be at the Ally 400 out in...
Starting point is 00:06:40 Nashville... Lebanon. Yeah. Nashville Super Speedway out Lebanon. The boys will be there. I think we're doing... We're the way... Remember. We don't want to tell people... We know... We don't get to tell them that we get to be the... Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:52 We don't get to let them know about that. But that's going to be a great time. That's going to be a lecture. Have you been in NASCAR before in your life? Yeah, a few times. Oh, yeah. Missouri. Yeah, I forgot.
Starting point is 00:07:01 And also, we were out there last year. Oh, that's right, dude. What an idiot. In literally last week's episode, I was talking about, uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, about the boy Paul Swan, the embracing, the energy, the pit. Man. Being in the pit.
Starting point is 00:07:13 I'm a big, dumb idiot. Yeah. You've been a... You've been in NASCAR? Yeah. I'll never forget when I shaved to the mustache. You're like, man, mustache guy now. I've never seen you rock the mustache.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Yeah. And what's funny is like literally that black and white profile pick that I have is a mustache with the painted eye black. It seems like you're kind of getting away from the mustache now, getting the beard going again. It fades and then once it gets too long, I'll put it back down. I like the mustache gruff look. Yeah. Especially during the, uh, during the summertime. And you got that, you got that, uh, McPherson mustache too.
Starting point is 00:07:44 You guys have similar mustaches. Do we? Yeah. It's just different color, what's same? I think Jack has a strong, I think you and Jack have strong mustache looks. like me, I wish I had a fuller look. We're getting away. We're getting away from that we're going to hit those things.
Starting point is 00:08:00 We're going to hit those things. Also, the Netflix quarterback show. We're going to dive into it. We're going to dive into that as well. And a couple announcements, our executive producer, first day on the job, Stephen Bondo. I believe his nickname was Beavis sperm back in college. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Let's give this man a round of applause. Welcome to the bus. Who we found our executive producer. Welcome. We are parting ways. We're parting ways where they're only divering. diversity in Blas, Hernandez, with our only Hispanic, and we were adding a Caucasian, a white guy, as white as it gets.
Starting point is 00:08:30 That was something that Will was very strong about when we started going through the whole thing. He's like, as long as he's white. That was Will's only thing. So, Bondo, why don't you give us a couple words, but tell us, let's see, let's get to your age, where you're from, and the year you lost your virginity. Oh, boy. I got to think about that, actually. The year you lost your virginity?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Yeah. I got to think about what year that was. All right. So I'm older than I look, 36. Originally from Syracuse, New York. All right. Small town, Lafayette, no one's ever heard of it. Apples and lacrosse, that's all we did.
Starting point is 00:09:00 So that's it. And then year? No, you don't have to give me like 2000. Just how old were you? 16. Nice. Strong year. I took a good time.
Starting point is 00:09:12 I had a good year that year. Yeah. It was a good year. Anytime, whenever you lose your virginity, that is. Made varsity, it was like, yeah, this is a good year. And that's got at home. Yeah. Oh, 100%.
Starting point is 00:09:20 weren't talking. 100%. Before that, they didn't know me. And then you hit Varsie and everyone was like, okay, this guy's a player. So I love it,
Starting point is 00:09:27 buddy. Well, we're electric stack to have you on. You guys are thrilled to be here. We're telling his voice, we have found our money ball guy. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:09:33 More leadership. Numbers guy. Yeah, with more leadership. He's in numbers than Jonah Hill. Yeah. It's a massive year, 2023,
Starting point is 00:09:40 the year of the boys, dude, it's going to be amazing. Also, our Black Friday winner, and you're probably thinking, brother, it's the end of June.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Listen, Patrick Ryan, as with us on this bus. Let's give this man a round of applause. It's been a long time coming. Also sneaked him in on, but you didn't hear this. I sneaked him in with a little invite
Starting point is 00:09:56 to beer Olympics next Tuesday. A little, as you're seeing there, buddy. That's what happens on the bus. That's what happens. We deal with adversity. What's the quote about adversity gave me earlier this morning?
Starting point is 00:10:05 About adversity? Yeah. What was it? There was a verbalism. Oh, you don't eliminate distractions. You handle them. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Pat, let me get, give me one word, how you feel about being on this bus right now. excited. That's good. Nice. What else is exciting is? Dude, the Chevy Silverado.
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Starting point is 00:10:44 Over 10 feet of length in the bed with the multiflex tailgate combined with that. See that again. That's always the sleeper to me. Is it? Yeah. Over 10 feet of length in the bed with a multiflex tailgate combined with a multiflex midgate. You don't know what that is? Google it, boys.
Starting point is 00:10:59 It's crazy. You can go in and out. You can go inside and outside while you're driving. That's wild. No, they're brain's doing it like the boys that's chiffy. Yeah, they're doing it all. A large 17 inch 17 inch diagonal display screen. It can tow up to 10,000 pounds of max towing.
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Starting point is 00:11:33 Yeah. How many Taylor Lowlands would that be? Oh, wow. Hang on, guess, guess. Don't do that. Just try and do it again. 10,000 of towing, 400 Taylor Loans. How many?
Starting point is 00:11:59 10,000 divided by. Are you going to disclose your weight on this? No, I'm not going to. disclose my way. People out there talking crazy. Just know it's tied in. Oh, uh, minus a zero. B 40. 40. 40 to be 40. 40. 40. 40. And I rounded my way down. When you guys are doing the math right there. I put it in 250. I'm not 250. I just didn't want to do 260. It's a change. And some change. A lot of change. Yeah. Didn't want to do that. How many wills would that be? Uh, what do you weigh right now? Two 25? Hang on, brother. Let me fucking
Starting point is 00:12:36 The other thing How that thing in, brother My man's working right now He's mouth flicking I had something Brother, it ain't that serious 53? You weigh more than me
Starting point is 00:13:03 Will, I just gave you Part of the answer I was 40 of them Let me see here What? 45.4 So did I fuck up my math? It would be like 30.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Then why is Will Will doesn't weigh more than me He said 35, right? He said 45.4. You need more. You need more of me. And that's why you're here. Michigan, man.
Starting point is 00:13:36 That's right. Are y'all with, have y'all done a dozen with Jeff Duhlo? Dozen trivia? Yeah. Oh, come on. You don't know about the booze ponies? You must not be a dozen fan. Well, I watched some of it.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Brandon Walker kind of makes it unsufferable at times. And you get Minnahan. That man, dude. I'm going to fight Brandon Walker before it's over. Yeah, he takes, some of these, they take it a little too seriously. You know? Check out the booze ponies. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:56 All right. Be your new favorite team now. They'll be my team now. Who else on it? Where are you with? Oh, on the boost bones? Dana Beers and Fidelberg, fights. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:14:05 That's an electric director. You handle the sports stuff and fights as pop culture. I handle maybe a couple questions a game. Anything with Rocky. Yeah. Got it. Usually wills. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Rocky, Lion King, Jurassic Park. Those are all my niches. Fair enough. I would say that's just a wild couple of categories, by the way. You got a weird arsenal. You guys deserve a lot of credit for doing, like, fan participation for a contest because I think the dozen could absolutely do something. Dude, the dozen's a sleeper.
Starting point is 00:14:31 It's a empty low. It is pretty big. And then also the snake draft. And I'll tell the story about how I found y'all was through the snake draft. They could do like charity things. I would pay money to get on the snake draft. You know what I mean? Like, well, you guys were crazy. You guys, you guys were groundbreaking, you know. Yeah, well, thank you. I'm glad to be here. You bought, I'm not going to say the exact number, but you spent a lot. It was like $6,000. It was like $600. 700 worth of the merch. But here's, but here's we put it on, we put it on busing because you had to let everybody know who won that.
Starting point is 00:14:57 It's wild. I don't even know it goes on in the company. So with Golden Auctions, I won a meet and greet with Cal Ripkin for like 20 grand. Yeah. I did a meet and greet or I'm doing a tour of the WWE warehouse with Triple H. That was like $25,000. Y'all was a steal at $6,700. And I got all the merch.
Starting point is 00:15:13 So, you know, I mean, I would have squeezed it up a little bit. Would you have? I would have gotten to 10. Get them boys. Yeah. Get them boys. You all get around the MX. I'll take some stuff out of here.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I'm not the Jersey guy that Will was talking. I'm a big memorabilia collector, but I'm not hawk and I'm not, Will's jerseys. You also step down from the first overall prize because that was like the suite and you're like, oh, give that somebody else. Like, I'm just trying to get on, I'm just trying to get on bus. Yeah, he does. My man Patrick, remember, he was.
Starting point is 00:15:38 I invited you all to the sweet Saturday. Dude. Yeah. But he tried taking his court on court. Yeah. We can decide. So I'm. Course I do a Memphis Grizzles game.
Starting point is 00:15:46 We'll do that next year. We'll still make that happen. How do you feel with the Memphis Grizzlies right now with, uh, Morant? You know, it's just tough. I mean, you know, like, it's a great lesson for anybody who's ever in the public. guy. Like, you're not getting away from it, right? Everything's recorded. You know, I graduated college, oh, three. That was, like, the first time I started seeing digital cameras and, like, that was a wake-up call. And Facebook, a couple of years, guys, if you're somewhat famous
Starting point is 00:16:09 and you have any money, you need to protect your personal brand. You know, and, like, some, I guess I, I think it was a Titans cornerback came out and said, like, have one of your guys get a concealed carry. Like, why are you the one with the gun? Right. But anyway, the Grizzly is a great organization, business side. They'll get it all figured out. They need to take care of the fans. are doing a massive renovation FedEx for them. It'll be a great place to watch basketball. Something got to look at how they handle their brand. Connor McGrager seems like he's doing a good job after this past week, huh?
Starting point is 00:16:35 Yeah, it's been an interesting run for Connor. He's always in it. Yeah, he's always in it. But this one tough. It's a tough headline to have. But you see the video? Do you see the video? I saw the video.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Yeah. It's unfortunate, you know. It's unfortunate from a family aspect, but it seems like he didn't do what was alleged happening. Well, his legal team's pushed back saying this is nothing more than a shakedown. The story has changed. a couple different times from the gal and her side of it. Because I want to say they tried getting money out based on just seeing Twitter.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Right. And seeing headlines. We get all our information. We're not out here. Listen, boys, we don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Right, right, right, right. Allegedly. Just literally reading online.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Yeah. It seems like her side tried getting money out of them at first. And since they didn't move on that or bulk on that, they started to go public about it. Ultimately, like, it's definitely a tough headline to have. But the thing, too, is, if it comes out and he's like nothing happened like he's he's innocent none of that happened it's almost like that
Starting point is 00:17:33 like women need to be held responsible easy brother but I'm just saying you're coming out and having these allegations and saying like these you know Connor or I was raped violently raped and all that sexually assaulted and stuff like that and it comes out to be like that's not true like there should be some some repercussions there
Starting point is 00:17:50 because that like that can fucking tear people down I wanted to say there was something there was that punter right that kicker for which team now? Bills, Matt or Iza. He was on the bills, right? He got drafted by the bills, and then, like, two or three weeks after he got drafted, story came out about him, got immediately cut, and now he's, like, on his way back.
Starting point is 00:18:10 And there's a, I don't, do you remember? Ultimately, it wasn't true. He wasn't even at the party. He was, like, he had, he was, like, saying that I got raped at a party or gang raped or whatever. And he wasn't even at the party. Right. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Come to find out he wasn't even at the party. So it's like, now he's getting, who, who's he with now? I, no idea. I thought he's signed something recently now. He's definitely on a team now. You what? He's on, I think he's on a team. I think he's on a team.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Yeah, too, getting drafted as a punter. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like, you're talking about, you know, the dude's career was in jeopardy. And fortunately, he's now signed with the New York Jets and back on a squad. But stuff like that, man. Remember Sean Oakman on Baylor?
Starting point is 00:18:49 Yeah, that dude was fucking. The main thing happened to him. He was going to be like a top 10 pick. He had like these alleged, like, rape. Sexual, sexual. sexual assault cases and allegations and everything ended up not being true never made any money in the NFL never got drafted anything like that god yeah he he spent time in jail didn't he i think it was like a really long process in like the court and everything but like nothing it had it all ended up coming out that it was false man you got to be sitting there too after all that stuff comes out being headlines going like
Starting point is 00:19:19 you just go to target or something like that go somewhere random and people see you and they're like that that's the guy especially you know you're innocent yeah no like Like, it's completely the other way, if that's a viscer. Like, every guy, like, they fucking deserve what they, they get what they deserve type of thing. Right. But, yeah, if it's not true and it's just, that really puts a blemish on everything you're trying to do. Yeah. Especially for that dude at Baylor.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Like, if he was going to be a top-round pick and have an opportunity, like, have a little bit of a career in the NFL. Who knows how long. Same with the kicker. Like, he could still be, you know, at home right now being like, damn, like, fucking, I didn't do any of this. And I ended up getting cut and everything else when something was ultimately not true. Yeah, not getting any of that money from getting drafted and then signing a real small deal, a prove it deal type things, right? Right.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Yeah. It was last year this happened, right? The whole year of, yeah. I was just sitting there punting things and punting. And man. Yeah. kicking shit. Fuck out of the ball.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Dude, that reminds me of like this thing we used to do at Michigan. We used to put like empty beer boxes on the, on the sidewalk. We put an empty like beer box here and then about 20 feet far. we put an empty beer box with a cinder block in it as well. Because you'd see people like walk by and they kind of like, they'd kick the first box. Yeah. I don't know what it is about human beings,
Starting point is 00:20:34 especially men when they kick something like does something for them emotionally. And they wouldn't see that next box. Like they kind of give the first box a tap. Then they see the other box like, oh, I'm about to fuck this box up. And these dudes are run and wind up and just get a cinder block to the toe. Oh, God, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Well, play stupid games, win stupid prizes, man. You can't be fucking doing that out there. Yeah. Did you see that what Netflix is coming out with? They're coming out with that show, the quarterback. Yeah, we just talked about it a little bit. Stephen Bond before, if you want to give us a little update of what this whole thing's about. The thing that intrigued me the most is you talk about Patrick Mahomes shit talking. I think this is fascinating because I didn't know that he was this much of a shit talk around the field, right? So there's like four or five clips of him playing. Obviously, they got to try to attract the audience. And he's the guy right now. But he's chirping. I think that's fantastic. So have you guys ever heard this? Have you ever heard this? Have you ever heard? stories about him, anything like that? Mahomes? I think, yeah, I think, I mean, he's...
Starting point is 00:21:31 I'm him. I've seen that video. I'm him. I'm him. I'm him. I'm him. Yeah. Yeah, I don't...
Starting point is 00:21:38 He doesn't seem like a shit talker. Like, I've always been around him like... You know, he's got that confidence. He's got swag to him. He is the best quarterback in the world right now. Like when they came back against who was at the Colts, when they came back against anybody, the Texans. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:50 He starts getting his fucking flux going. Yeah, the flex thing is him. It's going to be cool to see, like, all the inside there. Who I think is going to benefit from this is the boy Kirk, you know, big fan of Kirk over here in this seat anyway. But I think people get an inside look at the way Kirk is. I mean, Kirk's a dad through and through. Like, people are going to get the nerdy Kirk. He's like sitting there reading his like kid a nighttime story and it seems like he's just reading him the NFL rules.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Sounds like a baby Grong situation. Is that a little bit like that? We interviewed Kirk. You know, he's great. No, no, no. But that's definitely something Baby Grong's dad would do for his kid. Yeah, he's like, when we interviewed him on Bussin, that you guys can go listen to, he talks about like he's got that generational wealth.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Like he doesn't want his kid playing ball. Yeah. I think he's just doing like in his mind playing the game. Like no, to him, he's laughing. He's chuckling. You know, he's texting his dad's in the group chat. It's probably dad group chat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:45 The guys know I did this. I read him like I was reading him a bedtime story. They all probably chuckled. They probably had a good time with it. He also, I think he talks about in the podcast, which we just can listen to, about him using to increments of 15 minutes for his day. and he kind of like got away from it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Like he's structured like that. Yeah, he was doing that, I know, peak Washington. He would talk about how every 15 minutes was dialed, like on his schedule and everything else. Man. Very, like, buttoned up, very straight. But I think he's going to come out a winner in the show, the quarterback. I think so. I think what will be interesting is the boy Marcus.
Starting point is 00:23:13 I was going to pivot to that next. Obviously they're following him or being a falcon. He's no longer with the falcons. If you saw Coach Smith came out, he had a president. He was getting interview last. Yeah, Coach Smith. He had an interview last week. And he kind of says, like, oh, I'm sure Netflix is going to do a good job.
Starting point is 00:23:29 I believe. And he also says, like, with some historical fiction. So you can kind of see maybe some of the storylines or articles that will come out from the show, the quarterback. Yeah, that'll be the most interesting storyline for me to watch, knowing Marcus, kind of hearing a little bit, talking to him in Vegas back in January. Right, which was after the season. Right after the season. Right after season. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:48 And Marcus, like, Marcus keeps everything close to the vest. It's going to be interesting to see him in a public eye because even when he was with the Titans, it was like, Marcus didn't want to be a part of that stuff. I was surprised he did do the quarterback, knowing that he was on it. Like, oh, man, I'm surprised that they went with him. Big market because you know Hawaii. Like, that's the golden boy. Yeah. He used to do Mantaeo.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Yeah. Well, Mantaeo's still there. Yeah, but I'm saying like Mantio before Marcus was in college at Oregon. Yeah. He was the golden boy of Hawaii. Right. And then luckily, Hawaii had a good pivot around 2012. Oh, we got Mark.
Starting point is 00:24:18 January in 2012. Yeah, we got to figure that whole thing out. I think another storyline will be Pat's wife, Brittany. Yeah. The public eye that kind of you love to hate, like or love or hate or whatever it is. She's going to be, I would assume, very embedded in this series. So it'll be interesting to see how she comes up. Yeah, because she's a very controversial individual. And it's hard for me to sit on a microphone and talk about it because I'm a fan of Pat. I like Pat a lot. And then you see kind of like the, like without context, some of the things that she does, you kind of think, what we're doing here? You know?
Starting point is 00:24:53 Kind of thinking, oh. And then the last. year in the off season there's like, you know, Jackson Mahomes is allegedly getting a sit down conversation. Him, Brittany and Pat are sitting down, like trying to figure it all. Hey, guys, you got to chill the fuck out. And you just don't want to, I feel awkward because that we're getting into the personal life. Right. Right, right, right. I don't want to, I want to soil the boy. It did seem like they lay low until Jackson's obviously in the headlines now for his sexual assault. Which must be the theme of the intro of this podcast, is sexual assault. That's a, fun thing to kind of get into a little bit. Yeah. But that'll be really cool to see, man. It'll be
Starting point is 00:25:25 cool to see all that go down. It's going to be awesome. Like I think you were saying drive to survive. It's based off that kind of thing. And that's cool. I still got to watch that. Have you seen that documentary? I've seen a couple of episodes of Drive to Survive, but I watched the tennis one. What's the, what's the tennis one called? Breakpoint. That one's fucking good. Is that a movie? No, Point Brake. Point Brake. Yeah, yeah. They got Breakpoint. They did it with tennis. They've done it. Yeah, Formula One. They crushed it. Everybody loved that. It kind of grew the sport, like, big time. Especially in North America.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Yeah. And then they also did one with golf. I watched a few episodes of that with like Brooks, Brooks, Kepka. I saw that episode, but they followed different golfers around. I'm fired up that they're doing it in the NFL because I think you're going to get like that. Netflix crushes it with these little sport docu-series. They do. They do a really good job of the whole thing. You brought up golf. A couple of the boys came over yesterday and they were playing golf.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Is that the most fucking boring sport in the world to watch? To watch? I think it depends if you got money on watching. I was, that shit was on for three minutes and I was just like, dude, what are we doing here? Yeah. Like, what is this? I don't fucking understand it one bit. I would say, like, I'm kind of similar.
Starting point is 00:26:34 I don't have like, I guess, the, uh, the persistence to sit there and watch golf. But again, I'm not like ingrained in the golf world. I'm not, I don't follow it that close. I wish I had the passion for it because it seems like as you get older, everybody wants to go. Yeah, I will say if there comes to be like a day three or the final day in a tournament and somebody's making some run like this last week, was his name Windham. Windham who ends up winning beating Rory, right? By like one stroke.
Starting point is 00:26:57 When you start seeing like people tweeting about like all this comeback's happening or is Brooks Capica gonna blow it in the tournament before he ultimately won, you know, another big term. I'm kind of talking out of my ass right now. All to say, when people are saying somebody's making a runner, it's gonna be a great finish, I will tune in to see that stuff because people fucking love it. Let's leave it to Twitter.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Twitter's gonna let me know. All the highlights. Yeah, but it's cool to like, it's cool to like see it. like unfolds and happened. Yeah, I guess. The final day, like the championship day, like the final round. Like when Brooks was blowing it, that was the masters, right? That was the masters because that's when we were, you know, I got out there,
Starting point is 00:27:33 fucking did about nine holes and threw my back out for a good 48 hours. I needed to, I've laid low in that golf course ever since. Well, the last, not this weekend, but the weekend before, like we were in, I got a pool basketball hoop. I'm hyped up. I like to get physical in the pool playing for some pool basketball. And Will was over trying to get a fourth guy to come in. And Will, like, apparently is sitting by himself being like, please God.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Like, don't commit because you're back. Yeah, I didn't want to fuck my back. Back's been a little bit of an issue. We're working on it for sure. It's a work in progress. Life's a work in progress. Yeah. But the softball game put me out a couple days.
Starting point is 00:28:04 That's a softball game. Yeah, I was nervous about the softball game. But yeah, dude, golf. After I was swinging on the course, like, fuck, man. It's just, the back's just not built the same. I really got to work, like legitimately have to work on getting this back corrected because it is going to be the downfall of my life. Yeah. I know you're probably our golf guy.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Is it... He is our golf guy. This past Thursday when this tournament started, two guys at the course record, right? Did you, like, who was it? Rory and... So Ricky Fowler shot a 62 course record.
Starting point is 00:28:33 The group after him, Zander Shoffley also shot a 62. So Ricky had the record for like... Max has the course record as a 61 in college. And then... So yeah, you're right. It was the open record.
Starting point is 00:28:48 The turrets. tournament record of a 62. So he had it for 30 minutes and then... Yeah. Could you imagine hitting that and being like, oh, dude, I'm, I'm legit him. I just shot a course record. You are? 30 minutes later, the next guy fucking does it again. You are, but shooting a 62 gets you so much of a head start on everyone else that you're kind of like, all right, I'm cool with it. Yeah, but you would think you'd have a huge head start on everyone.
Starting point is 00:29:11 And then the guy right behind you, does the same shit. He set the record. The other guy just tied him. So he still holds... He still holds the record. If you want to play it that way. I would if I was in his position. Absolutely. Fowler.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Fowler. Ricky? Yeah. Kind of had a tough day yesterday. It's tough to see. I'll tell you what, when you're getting on the course and you're really trying to figure everything out,
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Starting point is 00:30:28 What's up, dude? Nothing. I just think it's funny. I do like that cool dry, man. In situations like this, when you're getting peppered by the boys internally, you know that you can kind of stay cool during all of that. Keep your composure. My composure in this thing. Thank you to Duke Cannon for keeping me grounded in these moments.
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Starting point is 00:31:11 Is it both? I thought they changed it because of us because we did look up clown salary. They might have changed it on our ad read. What's that? They might have changed it on the ad read for you. For this specific situation. It is true, though. Clown's low-key, got it.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Rich. Yeah. That clown money. They do some real shit out there. What was like? That clown money. $85,000 a year? At least.
Starting point is 00:31:31 At least. And that's for the dudes they're just doing the day-to-day. Are the clowns that really put their makeup on and go to work every single day? High-end clown? And boys are making real, they're probably making six figures. You want a high-end clown? You know them low-end clowns. They're getting hourly.
Starting point is 00:31:44 They ain't getting no. They're probably making $55. That's some real, That's these. You think? I mean, if you're working hour, if you're working a clown, like you don't work Monday through Friday,
Starting point is 00:31:54 you're a Saturday Sunday cat, you know? Yeah. Ain't no birthday parties going on then. You're working Saturday and Sundays and making 55 a year? There ain't no way. There ain't no way you're making that kind of money.
Starting point is 00:32:05 The average clown is making fucking. Pull it up, Jack. Pull up, pull up the salary. I bet you. It's 55,000 to 85,000 or 75,000. That's a clown in Beverly Hills. High-end clown. That's a high-end clown.
Starting point is 00:32:19 High-end clowns are making that 55-85-85 range. The median was 63,000. That just kind of flashed over the old thing there. Median. For those you wonder, that's the middle. That's the middle. $91,000. That's Beverly Hills.
Starting point is 00:32:39 We're talking Nashville, Tennessee, easy $63,000 a year. What do you think of Vegas clown makes? Depends the kind of things they're offering. You know, Vegas is a weird place. These clowns, these clowns, These clown salaries, do. Okay, so firstly, Ringling Brothers is coming back. So clowns are going to be, like, having a lot of demand.
Starting point is 00:32:57 So the Ringling Brothers circus is coming back. You guys did some stuff with the Super Cross. The same company of that one, Supercross owns Ringling Brothers. So clowns are going to be making a big comeback. And also there's clowns that go on tours of various, you know, circus acts. Then there's like the neighborhood clown. So I think Will's talking about like the neighborhood clown does three hours, like one party in the morning at $100 an hour, right?
Starting point is 00:33:16 So that guy's like living in a basement, probably an alcoholic, you know, living off his parents. But, like, you're talking about, like, real deal clowns. Like, certified, gone through clown college. Pro clowns. Will's talking about an amateur clowns. Like a clown clown. You're talking about a pro clowns.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I just look at the stats. You pulled up the stats over. You're both right, though. Like, I think Will's got the point about the amateur clowns, and you're talking to pro clowns. But guess what? Clowns are coming back. Thoughts are coming back.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Hey, and that was a nice guest, too, for Nashville, starting at 125 per event. That man's working his ass off. Yeah. He's working his ass off to make that median. Just fucking like, goddam. Hey, if dude can, we'll just let him use the cool dry, thing, bang, boom. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Now he's going to stay composed like I was during that ad rate. Work harder, smell better. Work harder, smell. What else we get on the do? I know one thing that we do, it's all hands on deck for this beer Olympics coming out. Yeah. All hands on deck. Yeah, we got some rumors going around that one of the top officials of all time might be joining
Starting point is 00:34:15 beer Olympics to referee the entire event to help us referee the entire event. there's been a lot of people. And shout out, everybody in the comments giving us ideas because there have been a few people that dropped some good comments. I do. There's been a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:27 People have like, you know, I agree that we need a big event there at the end. You guys could run it like the leaderboard at NASCAR where you do a circuit series type way. But the scoring,
Starting point is 00:34:36 some of people brought up a good idea with like having flags, like yellow flags, the referees have yellow flags or maybe bows go over the table or red flags. You were talking about the red flag challenging earlier.
Starting point is 00:34:46 If you continue to leave comments for ideas to button this beer Olympics up because it is all hands on deck from this, from this moment now until as you're listening to this podcast, we're literally one week away from game day. Yeah. And the nerves, I'm starting to feel the butterflies. I literally played some beer pong last night. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:01 The official teams are announced too. They'll be dropping out throughout the week. Yeah. Do you want to give the bad news? I think we let people be disappointed. It's on him. Yeah. Like, no?
Starting point is 00:35:17 He did, he was like one of our first commits and then he dropped out. That's tough. But Beer Olympics, dude, it's going to be elected. Yeah, it's going to be. an electric factory. It's going to be awesome. Yeah, I was putting some work in yesterday, and I'm feeling very confident.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Feeling very confident about the future of, what's our team name? Buston. Grit and spit. Grit and spit. Way different than what I thought. That's a, I was,
Starting point is 00:35:41 I was trying to practice the other day. I looked up a YouTube video, how to chug. Yeah? Goh faster. Yeah, we were talking about that. It was fucking, it's tough. It got to open the throat.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Yeah. Let it drain in there. Exhale, your lungs or whatever, then open your mouth as white as you can and then try and like take down the liquid with each gulp. And it was hard. There was one time I'm like coughing in my pantry and water's coming out because I'm trying to, I'm doing it all with water. Water's coming out of my nose.
Starting point is 00:36:06 I'm just thinking this is. Yeah, chugging water is one thing. But when you add the carbonation, it definitely is a game changer. Because personally, I just don't want to let you down when we do our little three beer can chug. You're not. I think you're going to do great. Thanks. I think you're going to do great.
Starting point is 00:36:18 And then one thing that was added by Elliott Shannon, who was going to be a referee at Beer Olympics, When we do the three beers per person chug, we're going to have a two-ounce shot glass. And then after the beers are finished, we will pour the foam into the shot glass. If it exceeds the shot glass and spills over three-second deduction. Again, rules, penalties, anything that can be thought of. Let us know. We're leaning on a lot of people to help us put together the rules and boundaries to make sure they're established before every game happens.
Starting point is 00:36:52 so we're not sitting there arguing the entire time. And I think the thing that caused the most controversy, controversy is the beer pong because there's so many different house rules. And what you can do, we'll be at the Lawan establishment. We will absolutely have our own house rules. There'll be basic. They'll be easy to follow. There's not a lot of gimmicky shit in there.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Like you're going to have your classic. You're having her two rewrax. Can we catch fire? Yeah, yeah. Absolutely catch fire, which your boy was on last night. Babe Ruth? What's that? Where you call your shot?
Starting point is 00:37:21 You call your cup. if you get it, ballback? No. And it's two cups, right? A cup of your choice. A couple different ways to play. I think Bay Ruth is out. I think you'll have one island call
Starting point is 00:37:34 per game individually. So you can call an island, I can call an island. If you make that island shot, it kind of reset. So you'll have an opportunity to hit another island. So you get island but not Bay Ruth?
Starting point is 00:37:43 Yes. Why? Is Bustin hosting? Like, do we get to put the rules together? Is it just... That's what we'll have a talk on Friday. And it seems like there's already going to be some conflict before cooperation.
Starting point is 00:37:53 So we'll figure that whole. thing out. There's actually probably a sanctioned committee. I had a buddy doing beer Olympics in college 20 years ago. So like I bet there's like a governing body that, you know, it's been debated. I bet there's probably some people who can assist. I think the busing committee, we're going to come up with a new. Well, yeah, make the rules favorable to you. It's your house, your podcast. I tried that. Will wanted to fuck around. He wanted to fuck around two episodes ago. Well, you know, we don't have to do this at the end. That's all right. That, I think, I personally think that that was the right call.
Starting point is 00:38:24 I do. I'm glad that we came up with some good stuff. Yeah. And I'm glad we got to the point where it was like there needs to be a finale. Yeah. That's like the biggest thing to me. Yeah. Everything else is to figure out.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Yeah. Ultimately that it is a great idea. Yeah. And the two out of three in the series of Flip Cup. That was a phenomenal idea by you. Gosh, we're going to get this thing right. We're going to get this thing right. It's Dean Blandino, the referee that I think we're going to get.
Starting point is 00:38:50 That's going to be a on site, which is a flight. Also, clump will actually have six referees. Flump is flying in. Oh, really? Yeah, already. He booked his ticket in hotel like two seconds after Taylor confirmed that he could come. Yeah. Was that in Vegas?
Starting point is 00:39:07 I think so. Yeah. And you're all, I was like, yeah, go ahead and text him. Let him know he can come. He literally texted Jack back in five minutes. He was confirmed I'm coming. We'll have enough. Now it's all about putting together all of this execution.
Starting point is 00:39:17 But who is the referee you said's coming? Dean Blandino. Having him as a deciding factor during all the argument. The referee who, like on primetime games, We get called in his faces on camera explaining that if this challenge is going to stand or get reversed explaining the NFL rules, we got that guy. We got that guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:35 I'm excited. The thing I'm most excited for for Beer Olympics is Confession Corner. I think that is going to be so great to see. Yeah. The games, the main storylines you see during the games and then people talking about it, but the best part is going to be the beginning when people are talking towards the end when people are slurring and being a little more loud. I think it's going to be, I think the content's going to be nuts.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Yeah. I can't fucking wait, dude. Cannot fucking wait. They're an update on weather. I know yesterday we're looking at 30% rain. I told Will, call the suicide squad if I'm fucking, it hits 50 by midweek.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Put out the Amber Alert. Yeah. Looks like we're looking sunny in 88 next Tuesday. Nine days away. Nine days away. Nashville's so fucked with the weather, though. It was 30%.
Starting point is 00:40:20 It was 30% yesterday. So, boys, I get to live another day. Put the revolver down. Yeah, it's looking up. we do need a quick pivot if we're looking at big rain like if we get to the 90 if we get above 50% we got to start talking about you got a big house in my house dude he's not he's definitely not lying I guess it's like man in my house but I my and again your house because I'll be the one be like hey brother like we put this event on we got to make we got to do it we'll do it but I don't
Starting point is 00:40:53 like listen I don't want where would we do it in my house the man cave your garage right what about that's why I'm doing the garage. That's actually a great... Because I was thinking we just go to the warehouse. One table in each room with the house. You got the main room in the kitchen. You got the fucking main cave, the garage. It sounds like, yo, what the fuck are we doing?
Starting point is 00:41:13 Can we just put all these tables in one spot? Taylorin hit me up like Thursday. And she texted me to go, stop inviting people. Because there's like... I think there's 65 people coming to beer Olympics now. Maybe 66. So now that you've got the executive producer insurance, like your business insurance is they've ported.
Starting point is 00:41:28 I'm gonna cut that part out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're on handshake deals with insurance. Everyone's promised not to sue. What's funny is I have a list too now with guests. Because I just think to myself like, yeah, I mean, it seems like. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:41 But they're all people you know. This is a situation with Taylorin. For me, it's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Yeah. She takes me on the side and say, can you please real tailor in with some of the Spear-Living stuff? I was like, you know. Also, there's going to be an ice sculpture.
Starting point is 00:41:55 That's a perfect vivid. It's going to be a fucking ice sculpture with, lusias so people can take shots for the ice sculpture. Fucking let it have it like that. It's going to be, it's going to say, Beater Olympics on it, Boston. It is a fucking deal. It's going to be a fun time. I love over the top theatrics.
Starting point is 00:42:10 And this is every bit of that. Every bit of that. And it's good to see a smile on your face about this event. I've always been fucking excited about the event, man. As you guys are learning the episode, we do pet peeves on each other. Taylor. It talks about my lack of enthusiasm.
Starting point is 00:42:25 It's something that I feel like I need to intentionally start thinking about it working on. Yeah. Because I am excited. Like, I am fucking excited. After your pet peeves with me on this episode, like three days later, I was like, hey, Tailing, do I have to talk about everything? Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Damn it, dude. I did. I'm such a bitch, dude. What's you say? Yeah. So you're agreeing. You know, got to cover your basis, you know?
Starting point is 00:42:50 Oh, man. We can take the anxiety away. Before we go into tear talk, pet peeve, and shout out, nerve free shout out. I know Patty brought some stuff. We got a pass one with them proper wilds, buddy. Pass me with his proper wild. So Pat, explain to me what you got going here because you walked in.
Starting point is 00:43:02 You said you have some fun stuff for us, but we don't really know what's going on. Right. So firstly, I'm in the ticketing business. I'm also a sports memorabilia collector. I like collecting ticket stubs from big moments. And so I put together for each of you guys. And then I gave one to the bus. So these are sort of like, that's like busting with the boys in ticket history.
Starting point is 00:43:18 So like the first time y'all played against each other, then the first time y'all were on a team together. And then the ticket from the busting ball this year. That is fucking. Fucking cool, dude. I would have framed it, but traveling in frames of pain the ass. Yeah. You've done plenty of the work. Yeah, I mean, you spent a lot of money to win the...
Starting point is 00:43:35 The Black Friday deal. Here's something just kind of funny for your boy, Taylor. Oh, no. That's a good angle, though. That's a good young-looking tail of the one right there. It's got the coming down angle, which is nice. You don't got to explain. That's a good angle of the boy.
Starting point is 00:43:51 He says, got the... Hey, brother. Speaking of angle, Shane Gillis is right. This is cold blood. to put the gas side profile. Just wait until you see Jelly pop up on this thing. Well, I've seen him a couple times. All right, Jelly makes the couch look like these fucking chairs.
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Starting point is 00:44:47 And our boy Patrick here... Game ticket. First ever game. Yes. He is a memorabilia collector and he got a... He hooked the boys up with our first tickets. And he's like, is there a memory that for that... game.
Starting point is 00:44:56 For this game. You know what you did in that game. I can't remember exactly except taking one of the house on a screen. So pick six. I believe against Georgia. All right, Taylor, do you know what? In the Capitol One Bowl. What big did you do in that game?
Starting point is 00:45:09 This is 2016 Titans versus the Colts, boys, we already know. Touchdown. Touchdown. That's a touchdown. Could you feel your legs when you got in the end zone? They got a little wobbly. Dude, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:22 When, again, when I scored here, slipping a, you know, slip in a block to take it. the house. By the way, you look fast. Thank you, man. Dude, when I'm in the end zone and I'm, first of all, thinking I have no idea how to celebrate right here. Look, I'm just shaking. Then I kind of just move my hand. Dude, my legs, bro. I was like, I cannot believe this is fucking happening. Like, I scored
Starting point is 00:45:38 a touchdown. That's so sad. And a nice little slip on the blocker right there. Yeah, I could go into the X's nose of it. You know, the X was nasty. The only ran one play and it was a screen. So once I kind of saw that happening, you know. Look at the boy getting all hype up. And then Taylor had a call play. So Taylor's touchdown is a called play for you. Yeah, which is pretty awesome. even scarier.
Starting point is 00:45:56 To be honest, you know it's like coming to you. Like you, take us to the moment. All right. It was called 13 Wolverine boys. I had to report to the referees,
Starting point is 00:46:05 went out there. If it was zone, we were going to have to check it into a run play. Obviously, it was zoned in the first time. So I was like, damn,
Starting point is 00:46:11 I lost my opportunity, which helped the nerves. So the next time I started jog off to the sidelines is once you report, you have to go out for a play and they're waving me. Hey, go back in.
Starting point is 00:46:19 We're doing it again. We're doing it again. All of a sudden, like the nerves were kind of gone. I think Walden was the D-N made him look stupid. He thought he made a nice little move on me, turned around, and Marcus gave it to the boy, slipped it right in there. And right here, when you turned your head, when you went left, obviously, I know you've talked about out running 97 right there, but when you slipped your head to the left and you saw green grass, there's enough green grass to get the end zone. Like, what are you like, you know, big dog's about to eat?
Starting point is 00:46:45 It's kind of one of those things were fucked, dude. It's just happening. Yeah. It just happens and you kind of look back on like, yo, I just sort of touch. in the NFL. Yeah. How sick is that? Dude, that's so sick.
Starting point is 00:46:55 That's awesome. Throwing up the sevens at the end. I don't know if you guys saw that right there. Seventh Street. That was my gang inside the locker room. We rolled deep. Inside the locker room. So, Will, I've got that sick, man.
Starting point is 00:47:05 I've got to keep it tight. This is fucking awesome. Yeah, I've got a couple extras just, you know, and then Will, so this is your NFL debut. I can't find Taylor's NFL debut. And then I've got a bunch of these, and maybe I might give some these away on my Instagram page, get them to sign them or you guys do giveaways, but this is when when they first played together as teammates. So the other thing that was interesting, you guys know it was famous about this game in Miami.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Longest game in NFL history. Also got knocked the fuck out in that game. That was cool. So like it definitely, there was something to come, right? Like longstanding game, longstanding relationship. Yeah. So not sure we're still going on memory lane, but I was a longstanding relationship. I was going to tell a couple stories about like my fandom of the show if you guys wanted to.
Starting point is 00:47:43 We would love to. Oh, that's good. That's going to pop up right there. That's me asleep. And up, I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. Brother, you're on the bus.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Like this is, this moment is about the boy. Okay, so. Go ahead and make it about us. First time I found it out. I mentioned that mic is right there. Right there. Okay. So, and feel free.
Starting point is 00:47:58 You guys edit anything else that's not good because this is not. Maybe some of the Longhorn talk, but. Right. Okay. Yeah, the Longhorn talk's fine to get rid of. All right. So I came across you all the first time, Snake Draft, when you showed up on the snake draft with the Chicago guys.
Starting point is 00:48:11 And by the way, the snake draft, in addition to your podcast is like one of the few things that's like weekly watching. Like, it's just that good of content. But yours is sort of unique. Like, you're not in the studio. you're at a pool and I don't know who you are. No offense at the time. I'm having our time putting together this big,
Starting point is 00:48:27 smiley face, just handsome gentlemen. Oh, you know, free shout out. And he starts smiling. He's got the shades on. I think, oh, this must be a guy from like the out and about podcast. But then it transitions to where he's like,
Starting point is 00:48:44 no, I can't do this out of the pool. Let me go inside. And they're like, where are? He's like, I'm at a Ritz Carlton. I was like, oh, he must be part of the Barstool finance crew hanging out of Ritz Carlton. Money and gay. He's looking out there doing it, brother. Then they started talking about, like, the upcoming NFL draft.
Starting point is 00:48:57 And I was like, oh, this guy is somebody. Then I Google, find out the show. And the first episode I went back and watched was with Vrabel on the bus. And I was like, this is a different type of podcast. Like, this is crazy to have, like, two active NFL players, which is restrictive as all the leagues are around content. And the way that the engagement was, like, no, this is like a real deal. Like, these guys are, like, talking about things that really happens.
Starting point is 00:49:19 So that was, like, flagship moment. And then my second favorite early memory is, fandom is when you were out and jelly roll came on with Ernst. Yeah. That was out. I've rewatched that like three or four times because he talks about the dude wife. Like, I'm not sure what those were there for. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:34 I think I did the right thing with those. He walked out like seven minutes in the podcast hung over and had to shit. Yes. So that was a fantastic moment. Another early moment was when you're in Nardini's office. Okay. So like, you know, these CEOs, she's managing, how many employees does Barclos have now? A couple thousand, right?
Starting point is 00:49:53 Is it? I don't think there are thousand. Maybe 400, but it's a lot, right? Yeah. So, like, you know, she's getting, clearly you're waiting for her to get ready. She's getting like a five-minute debrief. And she starts just kind of going in on you and inadvertently, sorry, you're kind of getting dragged on this one. But it's like, okay, she's like, Taylor, superstar, draft pick, big contract.
Starting point is 00:50:11 You never on a team broke. You need this. And you're like, yes, ma'am. She's like, so Taylor's the stud and you're not really on a team. You're like, yes, ma'am. And it was just like six yes maims back and forth. you just being sitting there like in the principal's office, but you handled it very well despite her totally talking him up,
Starting point is 00:50:29 like, oh, $85 million contract, you're still needing something. 86. Then two more funny moments was when a little sass squatch was on. And what's the name that town you're from? Bonterre. And he's like, oh, you must be like the king of Bonterre thinking he's being funny. And it's like, you're like, well, yeah, actually, kind of. And it's like you can tell he's such a young kid.
Starting point is 00:50:52 He doesn't understand that like a guy. from the Midwest, from a town of 5,000 who makes the NFL, like, he is going to be the king of that town, especially if he's done on social media and stuff. So, like, his reaction of being, like, so embarrassed of, like, thinking he was making a joke. And it's like, no, actually, I am the king. And then, I am the king. I don't think I remember it that way. I did get a hometown hero award. But you're like, no, Sascher, you're the king of New York. And he's like, no, that's a joke that I'm the king of New York. Like, you're really the king of this town. And then, obviously you got to have a lot of respect for what Portnoy's built and everything he's done,
Starting point is 00:51:25 just the changes in the business. But he was on shortly after you guys did your second deal. And I got the impression that you guys, I don't want to say figure out Dave. Because once you think you figure out Dave, I think you don't have him figured out, right? But you got to know him a lot better in that negotiation. And something that like some people like about Dave and some people kind of rub him the wrong ways, he's got this really like not just unbridled enthusiasm, unbridled confidence. And so he's talking about how, like, he's the one who introduced Pat McAfee and A.J. Hawk and the look in your face of, like, you're about to take credit for fucking Pat McAfee. Like, are you serious? And it was just like one of those moments where you got to kind of see, like, behind the scenes that you guys were in this negotiation. I'm glad you re-signed with Barstool. I'm sure that, you know, they're happy that you guys resigned or whatever. But it's just one of those moments you're like, yeah, this isn't just like Dave when he came on for the 100th episode. Like, you guys had like earned your stripes and you're like, I figured out.
Starting point is 00:52:21 something about this guy. So that was good to see you guys kind of hold your own. That's a lot to impact. That's awesome. I love your journey getting into the podcast. I like the business behind it too. Like I do like the fact that you guys are running a merch business. You're running a content business. And now you guys have done events, right? You guys, so you guys sell tickets. You sell merch. You sell advertising. And I think people that are like trying to get into the game, they have to understand like you've got to go hard on every business like stream. Adding revenue stream there is. And this is really any business, but particularly the content business. And so, you know, obviously, you know, kudos to you guys for doing that.
Starting point is 00:52:53 You got a great team behind you because some people don't, they don't have the ability to then execute a lot of these ideas. But you guys have been executing a lot of the ideas, which I think is fantastic. And, you know, Will, it sounds like you're kind of dabbling in stand-up. I want to ask you, like, how that's gone, are you going to do? Because, by the way, I've got a list of jokes in my phone. One day I'm going to do it. Like, I'm going to go do an open mic or do something just because I've got, I'm such a big fan of all the comedians and stuff. and comedy contents off the chart right right now.
Starting point is 00:53:22 But you went up there and did it after you guys did your show. And I don't think that's aired. I don't think your bit has your stand-ups aired. There's a couple clips that came out. A couple clips, but just in case you know I do a special or something. Yeah, fair enough. Is it tough? Like, dude, I was absolutely terrified.
Starting point is 00:53:38 And Taylor can talk about how I was leading up to that. Like, I always got to feel like I'm super prepared. If not, like, I'm like, you know, I'm antsy. I'm nervous if I don't have everything dialed in and doing comedy. Like I was petrified about to go up there and do stand-up because if you don't have a joke that hits, like, obviously you live in it. And it's like going to be like a fart of the wind. No one's really going to care. But also at the same time, it's like, man, I want to.
Starting point is 00:54:02 You want to make people laugh. Like you want to entertain. You want to do all these things. But that was the only time I've done it. I know Uncle Laser, he's coming out and doing some stand-up here at the end of this week, actually. And he wanted me to do 10 minutes for him. but I respect just about being funny. You got the Dale Earnhardt.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Yeah, I'm doing the Dale. I'm going to do a live pot with Dale Earnhardt. But when he asked, I was like, dude, comedy's just a different beast. Because it's not just about being funny. It's about how to like step out the stories and time the punchlines right and keep the flow going. I mean, it's a lot tougher. But I do like all the comedians you guys have had on. And basically just keep it up, guys.
Starting point is 00:54:43 I mean, I'm a big fan. And it's crazy how much you guys have grown in the six months since I won the content. contest. Like, you guys have definitely steamrolled it. So kudos to you. It's been a fun thing. Thanks for all the words. Been grinding. Yeah, they really. Yeah, they have. Been grinding and out. It's been awesome. We're glad to have you on, man. We're sorry it took so long to get this all done.
Starting point is 00:54:58 We're all busy. Yeah. So we're rolling out here, dude. But yet the five minutes, I love the fact that people keep bringing it up. Because we'll did one five minute thing. But I feel like everyone's like, hey, I know you're doing stand up now. I know you're doing this. I know you're doing that. That's what you talked about. He was decent. He was good. I sat there and I fucking, I laughed. I genuinely laughed. So I like, but there's the vulnerability to We were talking about doing the meet and greet for your show after it. And you're, and you're like trying to, hey, we got to wrap this up.
Starting point is 00:55:22 You know, I've got this thing going. I'm literally sitting there the whole time thinking, man, I got to escape and go over. So that's why I think we as fans are so fascinated because we really don't see you guys. I mean, I'm sure you guys get nervous and stuff. We don't really see it. Like, it was clear that Will was like nervous and you're dragging out the meet and greet. And he was like, he's never the one that drags out the meeting and greet. Like, now's the day he's the one that's dragging it out.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Dude, the thing that was so, like, so I was like, became. so aware of when Will was being was so nervous is like that was our first ever live show so I was nervous about the live show yeah I was super worried about it I'm like hey will can we go over this and you just look at Will and he's like not he's not there because he's literally thinking about his five minutes that he's got to do with Josh Wolfe and I'm like hey we have to do this hour long show like can we talk about it and he's like yeah I guess we and then he would just get distracted and move on and then the meet and greet came up and I'm now all the worry and stress for me is like oh we're good dude let's let's dive this in and I've always been a guy like
Starting point is 00:56:17 I know someday no one's going to give the fuck who I am. So while like, you know, I'm going to, these people want to see me and say, what's up? I'm going to be like, hey, yeah, let's take a picture, take as long as we need. And we'll have what you. He's like, let's fucking go. And then he's in this damn hallway for how long, an hour by yourself. And we're all hanging out in the green room having a good time. But brother, he was stressed.
Starting point is 00:56:38 He was like, give me a pet, like an inspirational talk. And I'm just like looking at him just thinking like, he's firing me up. But again, like, I always got to like feel. prepared. If not, I'm extremely nervous. But once we got out there, because I wanted to even see, I said Bill Cosby's name wrong. I think I said Bill Crosby. Maybe. I wasn't paying that much attention. I was watching you, and I was like, you had a couple of good ones. I was like, that's, like, I think I was standing right next to you, right, Garrett? I was saying next to Jack. And I literally looked at me and I was like, yeah, that was actually funny. And it was fun, like, the high you get from people laughing
Starting point is 00:57:10 and everything else, but also like, you see the work that these comedians put in and how often they need to be on a mic and do everything else because there was like a fleeting seconds where I'm like, yeah, should I maybe get into doing something like this? But then I was quickly like, oh, no, there's no way. I don't want to take, you know, whether I'm going to try and do open mics or days of a week out on top of the stuff that we're doing to go and try and be a comedian. So it was kind of like a one time. Like I'm sure, you know, maybe we'll get out there again.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Well, speaking in nervousness, the blackjack stuff recently. So Dana's been banned or they don't want his business at some casinos. Is it just because he's very aggressive and he won't stay along? time, like he'll do quick hits. Is that what he's doing? Yeah, all the information I've acquired about these Vegas casinos is when you go in and you bet that high, they want you to stay for a long time. They expect you to be there for a certain amount of hours at a certain amount minimum bet because they know the longer you play, the higher your chances are of losing.
Starting point is 00:58:03 And so the Red Rocks, the Fatita brothers own the Red Rocks. And they went in with Dana for the UFC and they let them kind of do whatever. I think Caesar's Palace also lets him. But brother, he just goes in. bets the most that you can bet and then dips as soon as he can. And it's an impressive thing to see. The first time I did that, I was right where Will was before stand-up. I was fucking terrified.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Even when I go, like, I've been six times now, five times, whatever it is. Every time I go, it's like I literally, I don't really talk. I'm nervous. I don't know what to do with like myself. Your hands? Walk around. Yeah, my hands. I lose all feeling on those.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Well, I applaud you for going out there so much because I was in Vegas Thursday. And I've recently started gambling a little bit more strategically at a high. level, but I was looking at just going straight from Vegas here. It's Spirit and Southwest. So I thought it was like a joke, these videos of you in the back. I was like, how is he not in first forever? I'm like, oh, it's only there is. Also, a little bit of respect for Southwest.
Starting point is 00:58:59 The Southwest doesn't get enough love out there. It doesn't get enough. It's a five-hour fight for. As long as there's not a red-haired guy right in front of me putting a seat back, I'm solid. I'm fucking, I'm good, but I'll sit there. I'll just zone out and stare at the wall for three hours. It doesn't matter to me. I just got to sit there.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Well, soon you'll be winning enough that they'll put the plan out for you. And you can. That'd be a nice little deal. Yeah, just get a little bit more aggressive. That would be a nice little deal. Should we hit a shout-out, no free shout-out? Yeah, do you have a shout-out, no-for-shadow? So I do, actually, kind of a dual one.
Starting point is 00:59:27 But so I'm like a hotel junkie just because, like, for seven years, I was doing 150 nights on the road growing the business. And so I tend to be a little bit, you know, just judgmental, even nice places. So I'm saying the four seasons here, Nashville, relatively a new, place and it's just like not broken in yet. So one thing is like you got to give the hotel about a year to get its cadence or whatever. But I'm like, man, like this just isn't what I was expecting. You know, like I like bigger lobbies, like with coffee shops or whatever. And she's like boogie hotels. More or less. Like that's why we bonded when I first saw that you were in the, you know, a boozy guys. But so like I've got this down opinions. But then yesterday I pop up to the
Starting point is 01:00:04 rooftop where there's a pool and a restaurant. So my lunch yesterday up there. And like so the shout out, no free shout out is to A, Dave Grohl. because he was out there. And like once you see Dave Grohl, your opinion of establishment instantly changes. I'm like, oh, this is now like the coolest place I've ever been.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Hell yeah. And that restaurant had a great turkey club sandwich. Gotta love the turkey club. So rooftop, you know, pool, Dave Grohl, great turkey club. So shout out,
Starting point is 01:00:30 no free to shout out to the four seasons, Nashville. Oh, okay. Well, round it. Well, in there, too.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Good explanation as well. Thank you. Good explanation. Willie? Oh, shit. I feel like I am. Uh-oh. like Garrett a few weeks ago.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Yeah. My shoutout free, my shoutout, no free shout out. Oh boy. My shout out, no free shoutout goes to naps in the daytime. Hmm. I got to experience one. Actually, I experienced many throughout my lifetime. Usually once a weekend on my daughter's schedule.
Starting point is 01:01:07 When she goes down for that afternoon nap, I usually get one in. But at Bonaroo on Saturday got back at like three in the morning. And, you know, Father's Day was Sunday. Woke up, daughter had a gift for me. 7.30 in the morning, you're up. But I got to hit that love sack late morning, early afternoon, and had a nice 90-minute afternoon nap, which felt incredible and was the battery charge I needed to throw on some
Starting point is 01:01:38 smash burgers on the grill later that afternoon. So my shout-out, no-free shout-out goes to a quality afternoon nap. A little bit of rain in the background too. What's yours, brother? My shoutout, no free shout out is new releases on flights. When I got on, I got on a Southwest flight last week from Arizona back to Nashville. And we've been on a lot of flights lately. And so I've kind of run through the Rolodex of what I want to watch on my little phone on a flight.
Starting point is 01:02:08 And John Wick 4 was just released. And I saw the first one, liked the first one, saw the second one, hated the second one, barely rolled into the third, enjoyed the third, and I was excited to watch a fourth. And I think it's a phenomenal movie, and that took my flight. Good feeling. It was like time travel. It was like, I weren't even on a flight.
Starting point is 01:02:27 It was nice. Got the exit row too. Yeah. That long one. Yeah. Just laying out there. It was a nice deal. So my shout-out, Nipfrey Shoutout goes to new releases on longer flights.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Can you get me close to the church? One of his lines of his 45 words. Yeah, yeah. Gun. pistols. Did you, uh, what did you think of the ending of that movie? Dude, honestly, I loved the movie, but I wanted more out of the villain. He's supposed to be the cream de la crem.
Starting point is 01:03:01 And he always fucking, he didn't want to smoke for a row from John Wick. No, he didn't. But I expected halfway through that he would be like some badass fighter. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like I thought we'd actually get the, like, you know, the fucking shooting each other at different distances. Sure.
Starting point is 01:03:16 But I wanted to see them fucking actually go out. after it. He's throwing, you know, he's throwing hands with the majority of villains and, in enemies he's came across like this dude, fucking, you know, the French Joe Burrow leading the top and he didn't want to fight. He didn't want to throw hands. I was, I was upset about, that was the only thing I was really upset about is, because he was doing some badass shit, you know, he's like, oh, you don't mess with this motherfucker. He's, he's at the, he's at the top of the high table. So I wanted more out of that villain. I was a little fought out. I don't just, I don't agree. I was a little fought out towards the end. That whole scene with the roundabout,
Starting point is 01:03:52 the staircase scene, there's so much fighting. And also the thing that made me laugh during that movie is fucking, when they're in that roundabout and these cars are just hitting them over and over, cars just keep driving. Like, they're all, there's like 40 hit and runs. It's like during, during that entire fight scene. And so towards the end, I was like, I liked the fact of, like, how it was like anticipation, not a whole lot of action. And then how he gets his boy out of his situation and he gets a boy, the management job back and he gets everything done. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:20 No doubt. It was like one of those. Finally, he gets the rest. And then the credits, the scene at the end? I'm glad you saw that, dude.
Starting point is 01:04:26 I'm glad you saw that because I waited and I kind of ripped through the credits because, you know, shout out of them for putting in some hard working, but I don't see your name. I'm good. Yeah. In the end,
Starting point is 01:04:35 I wonder what they're going to do with that. That was nice. Yeah, that was a nice little Easter egg type deal. And then the entire fighting all the way up those stairs for him to try to make it on time. That's not right. And then getting knocked all the way down.
Starting point is 01:04:46 You're like, But he's not going to make it. I know. I chuckled at that part, but it's like, motherfucker, dude. What time is it? What time is it? Let's get you up those stairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:55 It's just ridiculous. And then you got the Asian daredevil. Yeah. Dude's just eating ramen. Just eating ramen right before he goes in on everybody. With his stick just moving around. Yeah. I enjoyed it.
Starting point is 01:05:05 And then the black dude with the dog. No name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then he ends up turn out. I did like his little art. I like the way they wrote his character. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:13 What do they call that story arc? Character development. Yeah, I think they did a great job with that Because you think at any point he's going to turn on him Yeah He's in that big fight and he binks the guy with the dog And he looks like, hey, it's not worth the money My dog's worth more than that money
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Starting point is 01:06:50 No, you tell the story. Kind of going back and forth. We obviously did the pet peeve. All of us started talking about pet peeves of each other. It was, it's amazing to see the success that Jelly Rolls had since we've been on. We get into that right in the middle, right in the beginning of the episode. But the way these two found each other, the success. Bailey, Jelly Roll's daughter, them working through that whole entire process.
Starting point is 01:07:10 It was, it was an incredible podcast just to be a part of. Yeah, man. And Jelly, too, like, he'll be this way forever. But, you know, it's kind of like he understands the success that he's having, but his humility through it all and just like understanding like, wow, I'm really in these moments. And it's because of that fan base he's built. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Because he's, you know, he's made incredible music.
Starting point is 01:07:31 And it's cool, too. I forget who I was talking to. Oh, my dad yesterday. That's who I was talking to. But he was like, he was with his buddy, Mike Jones. Who? Mike Jones. and he was bringing up, hey, like, you should listen to Jelly Roll's new album.
Starting point is 01:07:46 And he's like, oh, who's Jelly Roll and shows him a photo of Jelly Roll. And, you know, I'm sure everybody's reaction when they don't know who Jelly Roll is. And you see him, he's like, oh, this is unique. Then he brings up like a, not save me, son of a sinner. Yeah. He starts playing. He's like, oh, I know this song. He's like, this is that guy.
Starting point is 01:08:00 So, like, it's just cool seeing how big his name is truly getting like through the trenches and through all these different demographics and making us way to old Bontor, Missouri. Shut up Bontor, Missouri, as always. But, dude, I do love, like. Jelly's just like a kid experiencing all the success and be like, man, he always reflects on it. And I think that's really cool about it. But this is a, this collab, this podcast was, I was so hyped to sit down with these two. Because everybody wonders, you know, how this entire relationship works. And we get to get into the nitty gritty of a lot of stuff. So much so that there is some too much information that goes on at times. But it's fucking hilarious. One thing, one last thing about Jelly before we get the bunny is jelly we really found out is a nasty motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:08:41 nasty nasty boy he he is what you think borderline gross yeah it's borderline gross some of the stuff that they talked about he does in that fucking house yeah god bless her yeah god bless her man jesus christ he's built different for sure but bunny man she's got her own podcast called it was dumb blondes dumb blonde podcast and so she's she's built that from the ground up i believe she started that in 2017 he's a business woman she's a little entrepreneur she's a street bitch her words not mine and uh awesome words her story about growing up in las Vegas some of the stuff she's seen some of the interactions she had with some celebrities. It is an incredible story.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Her come up is incredible. Like you hear about her childhood being left and all that stuff. It's going to be, it's one of my favorites. I've literally since we did this episode last week, I've been telling people. You got to listen. This is going to be a great one. It's one of my favorites we've done.
Starting point is 01:09:28 We bring up Mount Bucks more all the time. But this one might be one of those. Great Eminem story. Great Eminem. Keep a gooding junior. Yeah. The thing just. You guys are fucking loving.
Starting point is 01:09:39 Do you know we should ask so he didn't ask? if jelly's ever on top. Yeah. Yeah, probably not, right? I picture jelly in the bedroom just hitting the starfish. On his back, arms and legs out, and just goes, do what you want. Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 01:09:57 I picture I'm a big standard. I bet he's a big standard. Yeah, you think so? You think so? Yeah, I think so. Enjoy this episode. Please subscribe. Rate five stars.
Starting point is 01:10:06 Get the merch boys. It's been a beautiful year so far. Let's keep this thing rolling through the next half. at the year. Big hugs, tiny kisses. We love you so much. Yeah, it looks like we're rolling, brother. Let's just give a round of applause for Jelly Roll. For the last fucking... Let's go. Three, four, five, ten years, whatever it's been.
Starting point is 01:10:27 The last, let's say, what, 90 days? Last 90 days. Have been fucking an ascend of which not many people in this earth get to see. A complete fucking circus, Taylor. Will, insanity. From, I can't even begin to describe how unreal. You know, this was the second podcast. I've ever done.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Yeah. Just, true story. I remember. Remember I did the King and the Sting. Right. And that's when I came in and officially met y'all. We had talked before online.
Starting point is 01:10:55 Well, Thanksgiving had happened. Yep. And Shab and them were in town, and there was Thanksgiving to where you were singing in front of all of them. And Shab was coming over to do a pot. And you're like, yo, can I get over there and get in the butt or get, go meet them? Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 01:11:08 I remember when you were in that little shed that we were in. And we met and then we were talking about like, yeah, bro, it'd be fucking awesome to get you on the bus. And I came like less than a month later. I came right back onto the bus. I mean, I remember when I was getting my truck done, I think like three years ago, this is before we met,
Starting point is 01:11:23 somebody was telling me, I'm not going to say the person, but somebody was telling me, yo, there's this white rapper in Nashville, you should get on your podcast. And I didn't know what to think. I'm like,
Starting point is 01:11:31 yo, is it Eminem? Like, I don't know who it is. And he played a couple of songs. I've never been a big rap guy, but then meeting you with them, that was when we were both like,
Starting point is 01:11:39 yo, we had to get this fucking guy in the podcast. And the thing that fires me, up so much. I literally, no joke. I walked on the bus. I shot my shot. Yeah. It was elite, dude. The thing that fires me up, and this is a true story, I put on your documentary.
Starting point is 01:11:54 And I was like, hey, Tailan, I'm going to go in the other room. I'm going to watch a documentary. This is like, I think two weeks ago. And I put it on. And the first, you're in Colorado for Red Rocks. No joke. I start crying. And Talen walks in. Tailing walks in. She's like, why are you crying? And I'm like, dude, it's one thing to see somebody succeed. it's another thing to be a part of somebody's life
Starting point is 01:12:14 and then watching all this happen and just being truly happy for someone to the point where I'm sitting by myself in a room in tears just being happy for you. And it's fucking awesome. It is fucking awesome to see. And it's crazy how it was literally you that came to us. That was like, hey, we got to get this born in the pond.
Starting point is 01:12:33 I walked on this bus to introduce myself because Brennan was sitting down. And I shook everybody's hand. And I said, hey, man, y'all got to get me on a bus, man. I'm a local kid. I give you like my 30 seconds. elevator pitch. And then I got straight off the bus and left to not be obnoxious because I even knew that
Starting point is 01:12:47 that early in my career was a little goes a long ways. You know what I'm saying? Hey man, shoot your shot, leave. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But you were telling me, you were giving me some game at the softball game the other day about Rogan. And that's essentially what you did the Rogan too, yeah?
Starting point is 01:13:01 Yeah. Oh, dude, absolutely. Yeah, well, I just met him and it was just the most casual thing. And he was like, we should do the pot. It was cool. It was just so awesome. So when you walked in there and hey, good to meet him. you, I don't know if you gave him the 30 second elevator pitch or you're just like trying to be cool. Hey, good to meet you.
Starting point is 01:13:16 I thought he was in the middle of a conversation. So I kind of tried to walk by him and he tapped me on the back. That's how good of a dude, Joe is. He stopped what he was doing just to acknowledge like, hey, I know who you are and I love you. And I turn around like, yo, fuck, I love you, Joe. Good to meet you. Jell. He's like, I love you too, man. Gave a hug. He was like, good to see you here. He's like, you need anything. I was like, no, we're great. I was like, your people have more than accommodated because he's got this sick VIP balcony that overlooks the, he this. This. This. This. This. club was created for fun. And it was also created for the comics, which by default, people like us sneak into that. So, like, we get
Starting point is 01:13:50 this, like, he's got these overriding balconies of the main room that you would never know somebody was sitting up there. And even if you looked up, it's so dark you couldn't see. So, like, we're sitting there and he's like, yo, drinks are on me tonight. So they just start sending us drinks. And I didn't say nothing else, Taylor. And I was
Starting point is 01:14:05 freaking out because I'm such a Joe Rogan fan. I was like sitting there like, should I go back? Should I try to find him? And I was just like, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Just chill. And the next day he'd DM me, it was like, yo, by the way, I love, I love your shit. He was like, we should buy. You didn't try to offer him up some tequila? No, no, I did. Man, I'm telling you, I was so, I was in a nervous place right then. I was like, you know, Joe Rogan's larger than life to, in general, right?
Starting point is 01:14:28 Like, you know what I mean? He's one of the most famous people probably in the world. 100%. Yeah, he's got one of the most influential podcasts in the world. And he's just, and I thought he was in the middle of a conversation. But he, um, just, and then I came back and did the pod. was everything I thought he'd be. I mean, times two, dude. Just one of the boys. How sick is that compound? Oh, fuck, dude.
Starting point is 01:14:49 What did Schult say? Joe, we just did archery inside. Yeah. I think you're doing pretty well or whatever Schultz said fucking with him. Like, it's, dude, you just keep going around corners and it's just more shit. You're like, oh, look, a pool room. This is cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:02 Oh, fuck a gym. Oh, fuck a polar plunge in a sauna room. Yeah. Oh, fucking archery room. And he's just done it's fucking all. Yeah, it's like. A reading. chill room. It's like, there's like a reading chill room. There's like a little kitchen. It's like
Starting point is 01:15:16 it's crazy. And I think I only seen like a piece piece of the building. I think they're still building out a piece. So it was fucking so sick. When it comes to, I was going to say whenever it comes to like listens and the Spotify, because you're more of an independent guy that's kind of how you cut your teeth in the game. When you go on the spots like Joe Rogan, Good Morning America, American Idol, you're doing all this stuff because you got, yeah, Bustin with the Boys. You win your three awards, not Oscars or Grammys. which I got confused at one point.
Starting point is 01:15:43 What's still awards? Don't take away from my little award. Can you talk about how much, how influential it was to be on a podcast like Joe Rogan compared to going on all the other mainstream stuff? I can tell you that we've seen like an 80% increase in Spotify streams for the first three weeks. Since being on that podcast. Like a 60 to 80% increase immediately. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:09 It took about a week to saturate. Because the podcast is such a long listen that if people get into it, it takes, but I mean, I'm still seeing it. Like, it's just insane how much of a difference it made and just how awesome it was talking to him. And he's a friend forever now. I look at him like a brother forever.
Starting point is 01:16:28 And it's fucking, you know, I don't know how to say it without it sounding weird. I think that the next album I'll text Joe myself and just be like, hey, Bub, I got an album coming out. Can I come talk about it? Just like I do with y'all. Yeah. I was here with Ernest.
Starting point is 01:16:41 I took y'all to the side of the end and said, hey, next summer, I'm going to need you. Man, the album's going to be a big thing for me. In a week or two after the album, I want to come on the bus and try to bring the album back to the front of the – we talked about. You know, and it's like, I think that Joe's the same guy now. I think I'll text Joe, you know, forever. I think me and him will end up hanging out and fucking doing mushroom together one day. That's awesome. That kind of dude.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Yeah. The same way I felt about y'all. I was like, yeah, I'm going to get drunk with these guys. We're going to party. Like, there's many a partying in our future. No doubt. At the moment I hung out with y'all, exactly how I feel about Joe Redwood. When you're looking at, you're saying, Brother for Life, now you've spent three hours of this man in a podcast,
Starting point is 01:17:13 and I'm assuming a few hours before that talking and chilling. And we went out that night to the house. And you went out that night. So you've had, let's say, a day with the man. And he's a brother for life. Like, what qualifies in Jelly Rules world, a man who's been through so much adversity, gone through so much, came through so much. How are you not jaded? How are you able to look at somebody after one day and be like, that dude's a brother for life?
Starting point is 01:17:30 You feel the love. Because it's Joe Rogan. I know with Tom Brady for an hour. We, I see him as a brother for life. You can tell people that walk in love. Like, people that genuinely, like, want people to win and love people. Like, that's not a facade.
Starting point is 01:17:47 When you hear all of Joe's comedian, homies say that, like, I don't know him nearly as well as Burton him do, but you feel it on them. You feel like, this dude really wants me to win. Like, literally, like, I'm only on this podcast because he listened to enough of my music and heard enough of my story that he wants me to win. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:18:04 Like, what a cool fucking dude. Yeah. He had no other reason. I'm not changing his numbers. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, I brought zero value to the Joe Rogan experience except for nothing. I brought nothing there but myself.
Starting point is 01:18:15 Hang on now. Yeah, listen, you gotta give yourself sunflowers now. You're following your is so cult-like. It's crazy. Like, I'm pretty sure you'll never be able to play Bridgestone Arena again. Yeah, no. That's how cult following you are. A blessed.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Your people, when it came out there and your people fucked up Broadway. Oh, yeah. The most arrest ever after Britchstone. show in history. But that's the kind of things you want, dude. Once you kind of worry about, like, are they going to kill me too? You know, that's kind of shit. And the best part was, they were like, it wasn't like violent stuff that they had broke the arrest record. It was just public intoxications. Public intoxication. Yeah, a couple of urination things here and there. Yeah. A couple of
Starting point is 01:18:51 kissing on stuff, falling asleep in front of stuff. I tried to make one girl's bail. I read the story. I felt so bad. She got arrested because the police just, she didn't know where her hotel was. And the cops was like, we will take you to your hotel. If you'll just tell us where it was and she was so fucked up, she didn't know where hotel was. I was like that story. We should bail her out, but she was already out. She already got out. She's about that counts type of thing.
Starting point is 01:19:14 But I will say, like, obviously guys that love the Joe Rogan podcast, like I've listened to him for fucking years. It feels like your episode was a banger for real. Like, listen to it from start to finish. Like, once you get in it, you don't want to stop listening. You guys are fucking crying on a couple different occasions. Yeah. And it just felt like two homies just cutting up. Like I very much enjoyed that podcast.
Starting point is 01:19:38 It's not like you didn't bring any value to it. You could tell he was super interested in talking to you. And, man, you should, I'm sure you do feel this way. But walking away from doing that podcast, like, you got to feel like, man, that went better than I could have ever imagined. Yeah, there was a dream scenario of how I hoped the podcast would go. And then there's how it went. And it was even better than my dream scenario, like straight up. Because it was like, I looked at it like,
Starting point is 01:20:03 when two dudes get together and start passing around an auxiliary cable. Yeah. Like, I don't know if you've ever been in that moment with somebody where you're like just had enough weed or enough drinks to be like, what's your favorite song ever? You know what I'm saying? And then you just start passing an auxiliary cable? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:18 And it's like, oh, you like that carried on through the night that Joe was like, yo, you ever heard this song? And, like, Tony Henscliffe's like that, too. That dude is a music nerd. Is this the kill Tony guy? Yes, sir. He is a music nerd. Dude, these do, him and Joe know so much about music.
Starting point is 01:20:37 It blew my mind. But I'm learning that about a lot of dudes. Josh Adam Myers has, that's why I take him, taking it on tour. He has a whole podcast about the 50, what he think was the top 50 records ever. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, you know how bold you got to be to be like, I'm going to publicize my opinion about the top 50 albums ever on earth? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:20:54 It might be the top 500. It's like it's a crazy number. But these dudes super no music. And that's what made it feel like it was two homies. And that's why it was such, such a up and down. podcast in a way of like up and down like we would cry and then we'd laugh because we were just passing auxiliary cables and just talking about fucking dude it was cool as fuck yeah it was everybody should listen it's worth it's worth to listen for sure dude there's no question it is one of those
Starting point is 01:21:15 things you put on you can't you can't take off when you're like you're like you seem like an individual like will will is this way he's a golden retriever like you put him in a room he's going to become best friends with everybody you have that same quality as a human being has that's a gold retriever yeah will is truly a golden retriever but like a little like but it's smarter you got that you got that you're you got that you You also have that thing too where it's like you kind of walk in and everybody like Delaney was just sitting out here.
Starting point is 01:21:37 I don't know how well you know Delaney, but it seemed like you guys were fucking boys. Oh yeah. You walk in places and it's like, oh, Jellier, well, you make people feel like you're just their fucking friend. Like, has that always been your mindset
Starting point is 01:21:47 or is that taking some time to get to that place? No, I think it was just years of being not that guy. Yeah. Years of being standoffice, almost like I felt like I had some kind of point to prove with people. Yeah. I was always...
Starting point is 01:22:01 A little more rough around the edges. I was always like, I was so insecure in who I was. It goes back to moving in love. I just didn't move in love. It's not that I moved in hate or anger. I just didn't move in love. And then I learned, man, that people that move in love,
Starting point is 01:22:14 they just move different. You know what I mean? Y'all are those dudes? That's why shit, dog. Thank y'all. I know this podcast isn't supposed to be about y'all, but this is for the boys. Like, the same way y'all feel about me
Starting point is 01:22:23 is exactly how I feel when y'all get a Jeffrey Star interview. You know what I mean? Like, that's a big deal. I have all a guess. No, because to me, that was like, Like, oh, y'all are in pop culture now. Like, there's a moment where it goes from being this underground, like, tier one, tier two thing to, like, a pop culture moment. Like, seeing you gamble with Dana White is like, oh, my dude's all the way in pop culture now.
Starting point is 01:22:47 Like, my dude literally, it just like is a fucking, he's a pop culture star. It's been a weird 2023. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. It's been a fucking weird deal. I watch, and I get to hear, I told Will the other day, I was so proud of him, I seen a podcast. where Will did it. What was the name of the guy?
Starting point is 01:23:04 I don't want to blow. I don't want to fuck this up. Which... The one I sent you where I was like, dog, I learned stuff about you and I feel like I know you. Next man up. Right? Next up.
Starting point is 01:23:12 The one of you were a spitting game? Yeah. Yeah, next up. He just went in there and spit fucking game. And it was like, I text Will. Like, yo, this was like a treat, dog. Like, I watched all two hours of that proud. Because I was like, what a fucking story
Starting point is 01:23:26 the bus has been through. You know what I mean? Like, fucking, what a business acumen y'all built? I'm just, just know that the love there like, I'm, back, I love y'all, and I'm so happy for watching this podcast fucking explode. Like, I'm a smaller guest now on your podcast. No. Shut.
Starting point is 01:23:42 No, shut. We were not allowing that. You just cast in the line, and we bet. We're the fish that bit. We'll give you. You are not a small guest for us. All right. You're one of our favorite.
Starting point is 01:23:50 We're ever had. Probably. At this very moment. At this very moment. Bringing up Jeffrey Star did it's so fucking funny. I thought it was awesome. When I've seen you on a Jeffrey's or something or nothing.
Starting point is 01:24:03 You know, my wife's all on that shit. And she was like, dude, Taylor fucking LaVine's with Jeffrey Starr right now. I was like, let's go, Taylor. Where were we driving? We were on our way back. We drove back from, for one of the spring tour things. Oh, we were going from Ohio because we thought it'd be faster to fly. We thought it'd be faster to drive than fly.
Starting point is 01:24:21 Yeah, sorry, yeah. And we just hit up some random gas station. I don't know where the fuck we are. I don't know. You've been a lot of time in Ohio. Oh, yeah. Like, it's kind of, it's hicky out there. You get outside the main cities.
Starting point is 01:24:31 Yeah, for sure. Ohio doesn't get enough love for how Toothee it can get. A random gas station to take a stop to get a pit stop to grab some coffee. I want to say we got a couple cinnamon rolls in there. There's Cinebon. We go to the bathroom and I come out and all these gas station workers are like, they come up and like, hey, are you, Taylor LeWan? And like, it is him, it is him, the one with Jeffrey Starr.
Starting point is 01:24:52 Right. Hey, can we get a photo? It was wild. And I'm sitting there taking the photo of all of them because Taylor and the Jeffrey Starr stuff. Yeah, that was a weird deal, man. I was with my buddy in Arizona. I'd go to a Starbucks and some random guy. And, you know, he had the vibe where I was like,
Starting point is 01:25:08 he's batting for the other team. Right. And he's had a vibe. He's like, I think I know you from somewhere. I was like, Jeffrey Starr. And he's like, yes. Yes, Jeffrey Starr. And he like picked my brain about it for like 10 minutes.
Starting point is 01:25:17 Yeah, that's all. And it's like crazy. Because the thing that was so wild to me about that was like the two completely different worlds absolutely colliding into one. And I thought it was, I really like Jeff. I think he was,
Starting point is 01:25:29 it was fun to be around. He said some crazy shit on that podcast where as a straight white man, I kind of just sat back there and let him do his thing. Because I'm not trying to get canceled. Yeah. But like, the dude was fun to be around. He was, he was a good time.
Starting point is 01:25:41 And he boosted the boys. He boosted the boys, man. He really did. Now he's on another podcast. He went on out and about with Joey Kamasta, who for whatever reason wants to fuck me too. Shout out in the mouth. Yeah, shout out of Joey Kamasta.
Starting point is 01:25:52 And they're both talking about me coming too fast and stuff like that. I'm like, yo, this is just the life I've chosen to live now. I'm just in this fucking life. That's for you. I think it's funny because the world I come from, the football world, it's such a homophobic world. It's like people don't do that. And for me, it was like, I loki feel like a gatekeeper.
Starting point is 01:26:09 I feel like, hey, it's all good. You can live this life or whatever. You know, we can live. It's all good. Whatever you want, you know? I'm a trendsetter, dude. I'm a fucking trendsetter is what I am. I feel like you talk like locker rooms hate gays.
Starting point is 01:26:22 It's a homophobia is big in a locker room. I've been in a locker room. I know. I've been in a locker room with you. Yeah, but I'm talking. Who's the defensive end? With the Raiders? Yeah, Carl Nassad, like, it wasn't.
Starting point is 01:26:36 There wasn't. You were in the locker with him? Yeah. Yeah, but I'm saying, like, bro, I mean, I don't really feel like we got to digest this whole thing. You've been in the rooms where you act. Like, we do gay stuff around people and you, there's plenty of guys that are always like, man, I don't play that. I don't play that. Don't do that shit around me.
Starting point is 01:26:54 Yeah, I mean, you're going to get that from some straight dudes. Yeah, exactly. So I'm saying, like, it's a little bit of a hey, it's all good. You can be straight and play the game. I got to help protect. Like, hey, it's not like it's... Yeah, like, you're right. That was good you did that
Starting point is 01:27:05 because you don't want the whole NFL being like, it's homophobic. I definitely didn't paint a very broad brush there. As if like the whole, everybody in the NFL's like, no, dude. Like, it's homophobic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:14 It's not like that. It's not like that. Anyway, Jeffrey Star is pop culture to me. Right? Jeffrey Star is pop culture to me. And I said, Dana White, those are those moments, like, where you watch something cross into a different
Starting point is 01:27:29 It's a level. Yeah. Like you watch clear level ups. Like, Rogan for me was like a level up. Like the amount of people, especially at airports, that just stopped by and go, listen to you on Rogan right now and just keep walking. It's crazy. No shit.
Starting point is 01:27:42 Literary. It's insane. Dude, the way you explain Rogan is how I view Dana White. Yeah. Like, if that dude fucks with you, it's like he'll literally do whatever he can possibly do to make sure you're all so successful. The man's got more money than God. Like, he has so much money.
Starting point is 01:27:57 And he's, you can just see him consistently like all. always trying to help everybody else. There's no business for him to be fuck with Bustle of the Boys. Right. Like, it's a, it's a fun podcast, but he's got to reach similar to Rogan in that way. For him to be like, hey, you guys come do this. We'll do X, Y, and Z. We'll do giveaways.
Starting point is 01:28:13 Like, he told me one thing that I was blown away by because of the status he has in the bank account category. He's like, I would never choose money over people ever. And he talks about the Rogan situation with the Spotify and all that. Wow. The lengths he was willing to go to to make sure that Rogan was never off UFC or none of that. And it's like, that's the kind of stuff that's inspiring. You like, look at you, you know, I want those kind of people in my life.
Starting point is 01:28:34 No, absolutely. He just wants you to win. The hospitality that they show any time that, the one time we went out there to tour all the UFC stuff before that first power slap event. Yeah, man, very like accommodating. And like, you just, it's just a regular dude. Hey, come, come with me here. Come with me there. We'll make sure we do this.
Starting point is 01:28:52 Yeah, that's just crazy. Yeah. That's the shit. I watch y'all and I'm just like, yeah, I just, the bus just leveled completely up. Sounds like you finally figured out the airport situation because we got some airport. I did. I figured out the airport. I got a new ID.
Starting point is 01:29:04 Uh-oh. I got a new ID. Yeah? We got the jelly and I have some airport beef. He might not know about it as much, but I'm like. I know. So we were going to do the fighter and he was like, well, called me and he's like, bro, jelly roll.
Starting point is 01:29:16 I'm like, oh, what happened? Oh, dude, it was, I felt horribly bad about this. We were going to do the fighter. We were going to do the fight companion with Shob. Yeah. And Rampage Jackson. This is the back story you don't know, and I didn't want to talk about it, but I will. I have been, until recently, we squashed our beef, but I have been beefing with TSA for a while.
Starting point is 01:29:38 Me and TSA have never really had a good thing going. And I had showed up without an ID for a flight to Detroit, Michigan to play a radio show. And I'm telling them who I'm like, we know who you are. You just got to answer like three questions. And they made it sound like they were going to be like. Like, you know, where'd you go to high school? Yeah. And they were like, what kind of car did you own in 1997?
Starting point is 01:30:06 And I was like, I don't know what I ate for dinner. You know what I mean? Like, I definitely don't know what car. I didn't know I owned a car in 97. Then I thought about it. I was like, dude, I was like 13. They were like, there was a car registered to your name. And like my mother, when we were young, had put like water and power and bills in my name.
Starting point is 01:30:24 And she went defect on them. So I had bad credit from like birth. You know what I'm saying? Set up. Right? So it's like I was like I don't. A different kind of game. Anyways.
Starting point is 01:30:33 And then because of my attitude, which is where I was wrong, they end up just not letting me fly. And I was like you can Wikipedia, you can Google. Like I've sold millions of records at this point. Like I promise, there's fans taking pictures while I'm talking to y'all. Like I'm clearly just trying to go do a show. You have a very distinct look too. Yeah. But you also have a look that would make you get.
Starting point is 01:30:55 at a random screening. For sure. You're a random screening guy 100%. So when we go, this happened, yeah, this happened like a few days before. So then I go to the airport again. I still don't have an idea. I didn't go get one.
Starting point is 01:31:08 And I'm like, you know what? I just, now I'll figure this out. There's got to be an easier way. They fucked me again. I walk right back in line. I'm like, hey, they were like, yeah, I just got to answer a few questions. I was like, and then it was,
Starting point is 01:31:22 what was your credit score in 2000? They wanted to know my credit score. in a specific year. Yeah. And I was like, I don't know what my credit score is today. I don't have no clue. I would assume whatever the worst credit score I could have in that year was what it was. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:31:37 Can we just guess that? You know, and they ended up not letting me fly and Will ended up flying. And it ended up going and doing this whole fight companion without me. He was nervous too. And he dedicated the four-hour flight to tell him how much I let him down. Oh, no. As soon as his Wi-Fi. I'm buying that Wi-Fi.
Starting point is 01:31:54 No, listen. That $8? Well, it's fucking spent. And you know how Will is? I'm like, and he did it in such the Will Compton way. He spread them out about every 43 minutes. Yeah. Because I was very understanding.
Starting point is 01:32:08 And then once the 40 minutes goes by, I text him, I'm like, you know what? I'm not all right with this. But he called me. He's like, man. I was shab. I know Shob pretty well, but like Rampage. I don't know Rampage. I was a big fan of Rampage.
Starting point is 01:32:22 I knew I had Jelly Roll to lean on because we have a good relationship. And now I'm kind of going to me. blind. I'm kind of nervous. I bought us two big waters. Like, oh, man, me and jelly's flying. We're... They be biving out there. I was excited. We even strategically had the same flight. I was like, we text
Starting point is 01:32:38 about the flight. I was excited to do it. Man. And when he gave me that voice and talking about it, ah, Bubba. Oh, no. You get that voice text of Bubba. I was like, oh, my. In that tone? No way, bro. God. Well, I'm sorry. We should do it again. What we should do
Starting point is 01:32:53 is we should get Shob to come out here and do it with all of us. That'd be fun. That should be the play. We should pitch that to Shob and do it in Nashville. The companion, the companion did reach out a few times and I was not able to do it. Because it's always the week of. Yeah, it's always the week of. Yeah, we've been very busy. The other thing, too, I tell Shab is like, man, I love you, but it's the flight all the way to L.A. for an evening. Right. And because of the way it's set up, you almost got to fly out the day before or risk it on the day of. You know what I mean? It could be a three-day thing by accident.
Starting point is 01:33:23 You know what I mean? It's like, dude, but if you just came out here to deal one with the boys, we could fucking, we do it right here on the bus, right? Couldn't we?
Starting point is 01:33:30 We'd have to pump up the monitor a little bit. We might have to pump up the monitor maybe, but yeah, we could definitely do a... What's funny, too, is I landed in, and jelly roll
Starting point is 01:33:38 security's taking care of me the entire time. Oh, for real? There is on behalf of fight companion. Somebody's there on behalf of jelly roll. Joe's all I got it all taken care of. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:47 It's a dude that calls me up. I forget his name, and I hate that I forget it because we had a great conversation the entire way. I mean, we're talking over an hour. Probably J.B. Yeah, over an hour drive. We're getting to know each other. We figure out we have a common friend. Hold the retriever. Yeah, we figure out we got in there. That's a good conversation. But I'm kind of just sitting in the car. It's just me and him. And meanwhile, that guy will never forget
Starting point is 01:34:05 you and you're on this podcast right now. Like, what was this name again? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sound like an asshole for sure. But I'm sitting there just like, man, what kind of situation did I just get into? Because I'm asking about, I'm asking about security stories. Like, you know, he's done security for like Cardi B. The weekend. Yeah, the weekend. He's telling me a lot of like high intense situations.
Starting point is 01:34:28 It was cool. But the entire ride, I'm just thinking like, man, it's wild. Like, Jelly just missed his flight. Just missed it. And you went to not miss it, but like, I went got an ID that day. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:40 When Will and I, we've flown, obviously, together a whole bunch. And I was coming, we were going to Nebraska. I think it was one of the first times we went to Nebraska. I lost my ID. So for flying for me,
Starting point is 01:34:49 I literally went up. say, hey, my name is Taylor Luan. I need to get through this flight. I need to go. And they're like, oh, yeah, we just got to do an extra screening on you. You're fine. Wow.
Starting point is 01:34:55 In and out. So Will. Was there extra screening, like, just like a little, like, patched your weight? Yeah, they just went a little higher up in the groin and they were solid. Cleaning, screening with two questions. And there was no,
Starting point is 01:35:04 there was no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, if jelly roll is told me, because I've, he's seen me. No, no, no, for what it's worse? There's still a small part of me. And here's why. Here's why there's a small, small part of me that thinks, like, for whatever reason, it just didn't work out.
Starting point is 01:35:19 Because I'm thinking, it's the same flat. Hang on, Jelly, give me a moment now. Give me a moment. You'll have your chance. Because the first 20 minutes of this podcast is like, we love each other so much. And now it's like, here's what you're wrong, Jelly. And here's how it's all fucked up. This is where you fucked me in our free.
Starting point is 01:35:33 And I've been thinking about a friend. And I'm thinking, like, I never saw my man at the airport. I feel like I would have saw Jelly if he was at the airport. I'd have an issue getting through the airport. And then I'm thinking, too, like, he could be the ultimate. Vanessa, like, he can freestyle. He can do all this. He can think on his feet and come up with some shit.
Starting point is 01:35:47 Like, I don't know. Right. But he's got that skill and that ability. So I'm like, who fucking knows? Just the tip of the cap. And then also that leaves me that little, just that little hole of like, I never saw him at the airport. Yeah. No, no, no, we were at the airport for sure.
Starting point is 01:36:01 He's saying the right. No, no, we were definitely. So. He's like, man, I've been a, I've been a felon. And I'm like, yeah, I have known nothing about that. So yeah, maybe he's right. No, I, saying all this stuff. I'm telling you, man, where I fucked myself was, I don't like flying.
Starting point is 01:36:14 anxiety when I'm in airports. And if there's ever a time you'll see me out of character, it's when I'm nervous. Like, you might see me before a show. And, like, there are people that probably think I'm a douchebag. Bro. Because if you only see me walk, you know what I mean? Like, I'm just so weird when I'm in moments. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:30 You know what I mean? That my reaction is, like, if I was not really good to TSA, I probably could have approached all of that different both times. You know what I'm saying? But both times I was just kind of like, I'm not going to deal with this, dog. like, I'm not answering this fucking weird question where I should have just been like, hey, y'all, let's be honest. Nobody knows what their credit score wasn't 2002.
Starting point is 01:36:49 Yeah. But instead, I'm just like, dude, I'm not answering this shit because I shell up and get weird. But you see me at a show. Well, I was going to say, Bridgestone, you went up and you had like beer fest. You had the eye of the Jew. Like, you were fucking, you ripped up there, and I've never seen you so serious. You went up there, you were on stage, and then there was a portion.
Starting point is 01:37:05 Portion, you came down, got on a golf cart and ripped to the other side because you had to, like, make it. They're, like, your guitarist was, like, doing a solo. and I'm assuming you had like 20 seconds to make it to the next stage, I kind of pop up in a new place to surprise everybody. Well, me and Will are like, jelly, jelly, like, screaming. And you're closer than you are now. Wow.
Starting point is 01:37:22 And you were just so laser-fucking focused. And so when you bring up being like before shows or like during this situation during shows, it was a different man we were watching there. Like you were truly like when I'm assuming you see athletes going into games like, you know? Yeah. It gets different, man. It's like I just, and it's a way I deal with the nerves.
Starting point is 01:37:41 I just go and especially shows. And dude, we're hearing so much shit in here that people don't know we're hearing. Like, light's coming down in five, four, three, two, one, cue pyro, Q1. And I'm trying to hear all these cues. And there's people in my shit, too, at the same time. And you're just like, I don't want to get burnt. And let me tell you something, dude, there's a thousand ways for me to fuck that show up. I could get burnt, fall, trip, slip, out of key, key wrong, guitar, out of key.
Starting point is 01:38:09 and you're hearing this happen in live time because there's a 30-person staff with fucking microphones that are telling each other everything that's not going right. You know what I'm saying? You've only got 37 seconds to get the B-stage, Jellie, and I'm just like, I don't think I'm going to make this golf cart go any faster. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:38:26 Like, fuck. No shit. Is that how distracting is that? Like, why isn't there like another, like maybe they could turn to Channel 2? Yeah, for sure. We do now. But it's like things we're going to go over to Channel 2.
Starting point is 01:38:37 Yeah. I need to know. You know what I mean? And it's a lot more than you think, especially in transitional moments, are going on stage because everything's so timed down. Plus, I was flat fucking nervous, dude. I can't, yeah. 16,000, 660-something people, dude, just stack to the, like, you couldn't move.
Starting point is 01:38:53 There was nowhere to stand it. You know what I mean? There were people in there that had a ticket, but not to a seat. You know what I'm saying? It was like just fucking. I'm hearing that the better happens here. Oh, yay. Bring the Wi-Fay.
Starting point is 01:39:03 Bunny, come on in. Hey, Mama. No reason to apologize at all. We got a bridge house. Yes, we did. Yeah, great to see you. Good to see you. Thank you guys for being so close.
Starting point is 01:39:14 Do we have room boys? Yeah, I think, can we scoot one more in there? Yeah, we got a room. Yeah, we can come on up. No problem at all. Oh, you're fine. I think it works out. It works out better this way.
Starting point is 01:39:33 What's up, Mey, I love it. I kind of love the idea of you just strolling in. Sorry, Me, Ma'amie. We got to get their jelly questions off. This is where it's going to count. Where we don't make it feel like, where you're just listening to us, I'll catch up. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:45 We're award nominees for both. Nominees for Barstool? Let's go. For Barstool? Yeah, I don't know. They also wants to present them in the award. Did you see the award I got yesterday? What do you get?
Starting point is 01:39:57 Top 100 personalities. Media personalities? Number one. You were not top 100, brother. You were number one. I'm nervous. Not top 100, brother. You were number one.
Starting point is 01:40:10 Nice work. I think I was 92 last time that thing got posting. Yeah. Ladies gentlemen, joining this podcast is the better. of Jellie Roll, Ms. Bunny. Let's get a round of applause for Ms. Bunny. A massive support system to the boy. And correct this, Jellie, you were saying that you guys have never been on a podcast together.
Starting point is 01:40:28 Ever. Besides mine, yeah. Which doesn't necessarily count. This is the first. You're a hostess in that whole thing. The first time we are guests on a podcast. Really? Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:40:38 Thank you guys for having us. Let's take it all the way back, dude. How do we meet? Second girl on the bus, too. Or third. Third. Third girl on the bus. Ericka Nardini.
Starting point is 01:40:46 From a bar stool and bunny. Aw. There it is. Just a safe face. I love that. We got to check a box. We got to check a box. Gotta do it for the bitches.
Starting point is 01:40:55 Gotta do it for the bitches. Gotta do it for the bitches, man. Bitches buy stuff. I try to tell him not all the time. I'm like, you need to cater to the hose, daddy, all the time. Sounds like we need to have Bunny on more. Yes. No question.
Starting point is 01:41:05 You have to, man. Because they're the ones that buy things. They buy merch. They stream music. They promote you. Like, it's all free. My DMs are riddled with men. And the only time I have women in my DMs is when they're like,
Starting point is 01:41:16 my boyfriend really loves your merch would love a photo of your video saying happy birthday to him over X Y and Zee. Yeah, it's always something like that. So you're right. I could only imagine what you guys's DMs were like after you had Jeffrey Starr on because didn't one of you guys take a picture with him?
Starting point is 01:41:31 That was me. Yeah. That's why it's riddled with men. Well, there's that too. The amount of dick picks I got my DMs. I'm not joking. There's my boys out there. Some guys are like, hey, I wanted to say, hey, congratulations on that.
Starting point is 01:41:42 That's not way I should roll. You should have graded each one. Yeah. That brother. I've seen better. Big ratings is the thing. You can get paid for that. Is it really?
Starting point is 01:41:51 I don't think that's what. I've already dipped the toe. I'm solid, brother. If I don't go any farther into the lane, I got to make a life decision. Yeah, it might just be a lifestyle switch. Yeah. Yeah, Jelly was definitely giving us flowers
Starting point is 01:42:03 on the whole Jeffrey Star thing. It was a wild rhyme. I told him. I said, we was excited. We cheered, dude. Oh, yeah, I was running for you. Jeffrey's coming on my podcast now, too. So you guys popped his cherry.
Starting point is 01:42:13 What a world we're about to dive into. He'll say the craziest shit. No, I love him. I grew up in Vegas, so Jeffrey and I have always been in the same circles. So you know him? I have never met him, but, like, he sucked off one of my exes. Like, it was like one of those things.
Starting point is 01:42:29 We've talked about the Vegas. The Vegas feels like a different world growing up. When you grew up in Vegas versus growing up to, you know, for me, small town Missouri, it just seems like a very different, the way everyone handles their business to what they're exposed to growing up, the way they just feel like, oh, that's not a big deal. That just happens. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:44 It just seems like a... Oh, dude. What's the big school, the big high school there? Las Vegas High School. There's a bunch. What's the one that it? Bishop Gorman. Bishop Gorman.
Starting point is 01:42:55 I knew you that one. When I came, when I first met Bunnan, I was like, what's that with Bishop Gorman? She's like, it's like a private, preppy public school or something. Yeah. They always ring nationally for football and stuff like that. Yeah, they go hard. You guys know it for sports. I know it for all the drug addicts and sluts that go there.
Starting point is 01:43:10 I'm sure those public schools go crazy out there in Vegas. Private schools are worse. I went to both. Private schools are way worse. Because you got to think about it. These kids have money. So everything is designer, designer drugs, designer, whatever they can get their hands on. That is a big thing, too, because the first high school I went to, they're both public schools.
Starting point is 01:43:25 But the first one was like small town. And then I went my senior year down to like in the middle of Scottsdale, Arizona. Yeah. And kids are driving around Beemers and stuff like that. Like the H-2s and the H-2s were cool. Yeah. Like when they just came out. And the homers were ripping back then.
Starting point is 01:43:39 And they were, yeah. They had the oxy. They had the good shit. Yeah. And you'd be like, man, you guys rolled this up there where they're smoking dirt weed. Up there. We thought we were being bad. These other kids got like the real, that real shit.
Starting point is 01:43:49 The designer drugs. The designer drugs. They are. So, like, yeah, how'd you guys meet? How'd that whole thing go down? It was a Vegas store. Yeah. Did you tell it?
Starting point is 01:43:57 Oh, I know. I feel like I'm always about it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We had him for 23. The best part is it's funny too kind of is seeing that exchange. Like, they're kind of like, you tell it. No, you tell it.
Starting point is 01:44:07 Yeah, yeah. Because they both when you get them individually, whether they're writing a nice post on Instagram that you wrote about Jelly when he got his sports and everything else. But anytime you guys are on and talking about each other, now I'm excited because we get to have you guys here and talk about it in front of each other like on the mic. Yeah, for sure. So tell a lie. Okay, well, so we met at church.
Starting point is 01:44:28 No, I'm just kidding. That's a cool one. So he was performing with the Moonshine Bandits. He was opening up for the Moonshine Bandits at Las Vegas Country Club. And I went. It's like a Fremont Joint. Just to paint the picture this isn't like. It's old Vegas.
Starting point is 01:44:41 Yeah. Like, it's an old downtown Vegas. And I went with a friend, this guy I was dating, and he was there and there was like 30 people in the crowd, maybe like 40. I don't know. It was like nobody. Might be fluffing me up here. Yeah, no, like there was nobody there. There was so many not people in the crowd that he was at the bar drinking with us, you know?
Starting point is 01:45:01 Like it was like one of those things. Starting out, Jilly. Oh, yeah. I'm sleeping in a van. Yeah. And when I met him, it was just like I tell everybody it's the most fucking cliche shit. But literally it was like my soul was like, there you are. and like he's not my type.
Starting point is 01:45:15 I'm not his type. He loves Taylor Swift. Like that's his type. All the boys are like, are not to love Taylor. It's just very lovable. First people that are ever like, yeah, Taylor, everybody else is like, what?
Starting point is 01:45:26 No cheeks on Taylor. No cheeks on Taylor. I think she's a billionaire with a beast. She's very cute. She's a beast, for sure. She is our Michael Jackson. Our generation's Michael Jackson. She's just murdering music.
Starting point is 01:45:39 Yeah, for sure. So, you know, when I met him, I was just like, I was like instantly just like, who the fuck are you? Like I have to get to know you. And then he was, you know, doing his own thing. He was, you know, had bitches in different area codes. And I was in a relationship. What year was this?
Starting point is 01:45:57 2015. Okay. Yeah. And then I saw him again in October. So that was like August, September, July. I don't know. It was August the first time. And then we came back in October.
Starting point is 01:46:08 Yeah. And then he came back in October and I was just smitten with him. And then my ex ended up going to prison because I love to date felons. So I kind of am her type. What did he go to jail for? Drugs. Okay. Yeah, move and wait.
Starting point is 01:46:27 So fucking Jay and I had like a mutual friend and I was like, hey, give Jay my number. And so dude gave Jay my number. And he like started texting me and like calling me and like asking for advice for Bailey and stuff like that. because I think he had already planned on getting custody of Bailey at that time. And he was just like, hey, I need to buy a little girl's bed. So I would, like, be in bed with, like, my cabana boys. And I would, like, get out of bed to just FaceTime him and stuff like that. She's laid up with some dude and just walking away.
Starting point is 01:46:53 Like, hold on. Let me go outside of talk thing. No way. That's awesome. So we just started a friendship like that. And then he just hit me up one day and was like, hey, I'm going to come to Vegas to shoot some videos. And I was like, all right, this was like July of 2016. So he pulled up and...
Starting point is 01:47:10 I molested him. Am I allowed to say that word? Is that politically correct? You see whatever you want here. And I pretty much, I literally had to rape him, though, because he was not trying to give me any dick. I need this clip in case I ever foul this. There you.
Starting point is 01:47:24 Just keep talking. We've got you, Jelly. We've got you. Consensual. I'm telling you, he too. He too. Literally, he was like, we're like shit-faced drunk. I'm trying to like get it up, get it in, get it on and get it out.
Starting point is 01:47:38 And this dude's like, what's your five-year plan? And I'm just like, the fucker. Yeah. Oh, jelly. For sure. I'm like, bro, who the fuck is thinking about five-year plans? You're in a van, brother. What do you? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:47:49 I was trying to figure out my five-year plan. What are you in your bed right now? Yeah. Yeah, so I had to fucking sit down for a second. And I was like, okay, well, I want this. I want to build my own brand. I want to buy a house. I want to do this.
Starting point is 01:48:02 And he was like, okay, cool, let's do it. And I was like. And we really, but then we really, but then we really, we got one. We got something up. But we got married. a month later, and fucking we did the five-year plan, like, literally finished it all the way through the fifth year. Last thing was buying our own house. It wasn't, I mean, like, true story. Yeah. Then we had to put a new five-year plan together. Yeah. We're still trying to do that.
Starting point is 01:48:23 I'm like, what more do you want to fucking do, bro? Like, it is over the floor. It is a wild predicament you're in right now because you are, you don't want to say peaking because hopefully it just keeps on going up. Like, there's going to be new levels we hit. But like, you've accomplished so much in such a short amount of time. Right. It's like, where do we go from here. It's scary. Stadiums. Stadiums.
Starting point is 01:48:43 God willing, baby, man. We were talking offline about how my dream is to do the last show at Nissan. That's like my dream. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. If I could get that last concert. Because somebody was like, what one would mean more to you to play the last show at
Starting point is 01:48:57 Nissan or the first show at the new stadium? Yeah. Pinnacle or whatever bank's going to buy it. You know what I mean? Right. What would mean more? And I thought about it. That was a hard decision.
Starting point is 01:49:05 I was like, I'd really do the last show at Nissan. Because that's the one I went to with my dad. And that's the one I took my daughter to. You know what I'm saying? So it's like there's that history. They're like new memories at the new stadium. But all my core memories are here at Adelphia Coliseum. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:21 You know what I mean? So it's like, to me it means more to play the last show of the old stadium than the first show of the new stadium. That's going to be, if you can pull that off, which I'm assuming at this point, dude, you can absolutely do that. Absolutely get that done. You did a few years ago when you first came on the bus, you talked about like the three-year vision was like whether it's winning an award, performing. I don't know if it was exactly good morning America, but basically this level. So we talk about the success in such a short period of time. Like, clearly you know how much speaking things to do existence. Yeah, yeah. I want to, I want to, I want to,
Starting point is 01:49:52 Newson Stadium. I want to play Madison Square Garden. I want to win a CMA because the country music association to me is the holy grail of being accepted by your peers. The CMTs will never be taken from me because that's a fan voted thing. But there's also the side of a kid that You know, it's like the boys. Like, it's one thing for all the fans that cheer for you out there, but it's another when you get back in that locker room and the boys give you love, I would assume. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:50:19 Like, it's a little different. You know, it's like, you know, I want the respect to my peers. Man, I want to give, I want to, I want to, and I believe in my heart that Witsit Chapel, my new album should be a Grammy nominated album. I'm not saying it should win, but I'm saying it should be nominated for sure. You know what I'm going to say? Like, just let me be a Grammy nominated. I popped that thing on the other day.
Starting point is 01:50:38 It's fire. And having the priest. the background in between certain songs. It is a well-put-together album. Thank you, man. Very well put together. I spent so much time that being just like a weird artist about making this like little piece of art.
Starting point is 01:50:53 Right. You know what I mean? And to tell that story, the preacher coming through, all that shit was like, we spent tens of hours in a room, me and Zach Crowell putting that shit together. Man. And when you, when you sat on the bus, not last time with Ernest, but the time before that, you talked about a deal you signed and how the deal. was going to reset the market as far as value and all that goes.
Starting point is 01:51:13 Did you feel pressure from a commercialization standpoint when it came to this album at all, knowing that you're diving headfirst in the country music? Like you're essentially changing genres in a way, because you've always had rock, you've always had rapping a little bit of country, but you're, this is a really big country heavy album. For sure. Did you feel the pressures from big media to kind of, you know, do a couple of things that they know would hit more in the radio or do a little extra to make sure it would go far
Starting point is 01:51:40 with fans. You know what? Man, thank you for asking that. You're welcome. Because that is, for a great question. That's a great question. Thank you. Yeah. Because I've been wanting to talk about this. So when I wrote Witsitts Chapel, I had wrote like 60 or 70 songs in 2022 towards the debut country album. And I was listening to them and I just didn't, I liked them. They were all big songs. They were great. I didn't love anything about it. anything. And the radio, the label had already started picking radio singles from the demos I was sending in. And my daughter started going to this little church.
Starting point is 01:52:20 And I went with her one Sunday. And it made me think about the church I went to when I was her age. And I was like, because she goes to this little bitty, bitty, back road, back-ass church. I mean, like 70 members. 20 of them go to her high school. It's like that kind of. And a gymnasium. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:35 It's a gymnasium of an elementary through 12th grade school. you know, they have to bring in a dunk tank. Yeah, they have to bring in a dunk tank to baptize people once a month. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:52:47 It's like a whole clung. Right. It's like a thing. And I was like, you won't believe this. I went to a really little country school. I mean, a little country church on a back road too.
Starting point is 01:52:56 It's called Witsa Chapel Baptist Church, sits up on a hill. And I started thinking about it. And I don't know why, and this is going to sound really weird, but it was just all over me at that moment to write. I was like,
Starting point is 01:53:09 I know I don't like these songs. They're commercial. I'm writing, I'm not writing from the perspective of jelly roll no more. Like, I got to go back to writing about what I like to write about. You know what I mean? And I called the label and I was like, yo, we're not going to use any of those songs. I'll turn my album in in three months. And I wrote Witsit Chapel as an album and a concept from there.
Starting point is 01:53:30 Which is a new concept for you because I heard you talking on Joe Rogan about how you would just kind of write songs and release songs. And this is like one of the first times you really put something together. as a whole package. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And we scrapped 70 songs. I'll send someone to you to listen to. They're great songs.
Starting point is 01:53:45 And God willing, somebody in town picks them up, makes them a hit one day. They just wasn't for me to sing. I couldn't sing them with conviction. Yeah. You know what I mean? And I wanted to write a concept album
Starting point is 01:53:55 that I could sing every song of with conviction and storytelling style and tempo. Like, I got tempo on this album, y'all. Man, the boy needed tempo bad. The boy was living in Adelaan for a long time. Those are the people that are listening that don't know what Sambo is. I'm asking for a friend here. What's tempo? So, like, Save Me is a great song.
Starting point is 01:54:14 Yeah. Drudgingly slow. Son of a sinner is an incredible song. Drudgingly so. They're like ballads, right? Like, I love that I only talk to God when I need a favor. And I only pray when I ain't got a prayer. Right? Where it's like, somebody say me. Me from myself.
Starting point is 01:54:41 Man, what a fucking jam. That was when we were high in the house. Highest all the video list we said, yes. I'm glad that we can talk about it. Yeah. But it's like having songs like need of favor, halfway to hell, the loss.
Starting point is 01:54:58 These are like, they're same message, same jelly roll, but they fucking rock. I'm saying like they move. Even Dead Man Walking, my first number one at rock radio was like still at like 7.
Starting point is 01:55:09 beats per minute, which is like slow. If you think about like songs we love, you know what I mean. So it was cool to have like a tempo change too. To pivot away from spotlight on jelly roll, I was, I was reading something about you guys, like when you were gaining custody of Bailey and how pivotal bunny played and you building your relationship with Bailey. Can you talk about that? Can you guys both share stories?
Starting point is 01:55:34 We'll talk about that when that was happening when you did get custody of Bailey. I'll start this one because Bunny doesn't talk about it like this. When I got custody, when we went to get custody of Bailey and we were going into it, Bunny looked at me. Because remember, keep in mind the story, we're talking on the phone and being friends, and I'm already having to pick out, I'm trying to, I know I'm fitting to have to get custody of Bailey. So when Bunny comes into my life, I have to sit Bunny down and, man, it's the first time we've ever talked about this outside of her podcast. I have to sit Bunny down and go, look, I have a kid that you know about that I'm fixing to have to get, full custody of.
Starting point is 01:56:09 There's also a woman out there that you're pregnant with a kid of mine. And Bunny's just like, man, that's a lot. She was like, but I got you, whatever. And she looks at me when we're out shopping and go, we're starting to, I don't have a house. I'm homeless. So she's like, well, the first thing we have to do is get you somewhere to live in
Starting point is 01:56:25 Nashville. I was like, well, I can't put it in my name. I'm a felon. I don't have enough proof of income to get the kind of place we need to get her in the right school district. Bunny's like, let's just go get a condo so you have a bedroom for it. I'm like, all right, cool. So Bunny comes down there.
Starting point is 01:56:38 Well, we're getting a condo. I'll never forget. Bunny looked at me and, man, it makes me emotional. She said, no matter what happens with us, I'm going to help you get this little girl. And I was like, man, what character? You know what I mean? Like what character this woman is?
Starting point is 01:56:55 Like, look, I'm not 100% sure. I'm going to be with you, but I'm going to do everything I can to help you with this little girl. That's who? Because, dude, dude, I'm broke. I can't afford the lawyer. I can't afford anything.
Starting point is 01:57:09 I'm like, dude, I can't, what am I going to do? Put the kid in the van. Dude, I'm living out of like a 96 van. And Bunny's like, I'll help you. So Bunny bankrolled the whole shit. And she never talks about that. It's a true story.
Starting point is 01:57:23 If I can, I mean, shit. If I can interrupt Bunny, can you talk about why? Because you have essentially every reason to not get involved with that. Can you talk about, like, what made you staying so strong, arm and arm with jelly? Well, it spoke to my heart because I'm a product of an addict. My dad was a musician. My mom was a stripper.
Starting point is 01:57:50 I didn't get to really meet my real mother until I was 36 years old because she left me on a doorstep. You know, so when we went over to Bailey's mom's house, and this was like in the midst of all this, and I walked in and Bailey didn't even have a bed. She was sleeping on a chair. And she was there taking care of her two, three. two or three little cousins making them food. And literally all she was doing was making them bread with peanut butter on it. And it broke my heart. And I was just like, I could just feel his heart.
Starting point is 01:58:20 And I knew that he wasn't being a malicious dad. He was like, I really, I got to step up to the plate. Like I need to help my daughter. Her mom's an addict. And like, he was trying to figure it out. And I was like, you don't have to do this alone, dude. Like, I got you. Like, you know, if this little girl has a chance of life of being with you, then I'll help you as much as I can. So it was just like a no-brainer. I've never really had to think about it because I just did what felt right, you know. So I just, it was the best decision I ever made because now I got my little family. How does it feel now looking back on all that?
Starting point is 01:58:52 Because at that time it had to be like the heaviest thing ever. And knowing that you guys have both to shoot in your five-year plan. Still so fucking, you know, it's just, it was such a, just what's almost like makes me emotional one, just thinking about fucking, God, I just can't believe I was down. You know, I mean, like, dude, I was hanging. by a thread to a dream that just didn't look like it was coming. And you're just like, what the fuck is going wrong here? You know what I mean? Like, fuck, I don't need to be custody of a kid.
Starting point is 01:59:19 I can't fucking take care of me properly. You know what I mean? And me and Bailey still make the joke that I didn't get custody of her. She got custody of me. You know what I mean? Because she definitely settled us down because we were fucking. And we were also wild. Bunny was fucking wild back then.
Starting point is 01:59:33 And you know what I mean? I was just like, God, you take care. Like mother Hubbard now. Yeah. Literally. Yeah, Bunny was wild back then And it was just a lot And to know that we came through it
Starting point is 01:59:44 It's just crazy I joke about crying a lot now Because I didn't cry for 34 For 35 years of my life In the last four I just can't quit crying It's like once life changed for me You finally are just look back And you're just so filled with gratitude
Starting point is 01:59:58 You're just like holy shit Who would have thought that you know what I mean Fucker dude This is like we don't make this story up dude This is a crack dealer and a prostitute That fucking went on What people might have thought I was the prostitute. I just wanted to clarify.
Starting point is 02:00:13 Don't steal my thunder. You know what I mean? Golly. I mean, technically I was a crack dealer too. Technically I was a proxy. You got to diversify the portfolio. Yeah. For sure.
Starting point is 02:00:24 I charged you a condo for this dick. There you go. It's a free baby. I think it goes back to what you're saying, like walking with love. Like you've, you said you don't cry for 34, 35 years and you're able to walk through love, you can put yourself in other people's shoes and what they go through. And when you walk through love, you're able to see gratitude. You're able to accept all the things that are coming for you,
Starting point is 02:00:45 which is probably making you more emotional. For sure. I cried to Will yesterday. Yeah. Second day in a row crying. Do you guys? We hugged yesterday. Aw.
Starting point is 02:00:52 They're boys, man. I love that. I love that. A lot of people would pay to see that. Yeah. We're actually starting an only fans of just us crying and hugging. I love it. We'll be rating dicks too.
Starting point is 02:01:04 And feet. It'll be, um... I'll teach you guys how to do it. Okay. Can we not gloss over. Bunny, I don't want to worry to beg up, but when Bunny says that her mother dropped her off in a basket.
Starting point is 02:01:13 Yes, I just want to paint this, because I love the way Bunny just like, I tell people all the time, y'all thought my documentary was crazy. I can't wait until we shoot this bitch's documentary. It's going to be a fucking circus. It was the, she's got the wildest where I've heard. Her mother, God rest her soul, her mother, when she came down here
Starting point is 02:01:28 to Bunny was getting her help towards the last part of her life, she told Bunny, Bunny met with her sisters finally, right? Her aunts. Bunny had never met her aunts. And when her aunts meet her, Bunny goes, we didn't know she had a kid. No way. It's fucking so weird.
Starting point is 02:01:42 And I hate to laugh, but I'm laughing because Bunny is crying, laughing in the other room. And I come in, I go, what are you laughing about you? You say, you won't believe this. I just talked to my aunt. My mother was hiding a whole ass kid from them. No way. You imagine having a kid dropping it off, going back home like it never happened? He always says that I laugh about my trauma, but I'm like, what am I supposed to do?
Starting point is 02:02:01 Cry about it, you know? Like, it's just made me who I am. So I never really stopped to think about it and be like, damn, my mom dropped. me off on a doorstep, you know. Was there ever a time, though, that, I mean, there's got to be those teenage years thinking about that situation coming to grips with the fact that somebody who gave birth to you put you on a doorstep. Like, there had to be some angry times. I left home at 14 and never went back. So, I mean, I didn't, I was one of those people who was just like, you know, I'm not going to feel sorry for myself. This is motivation to be better. And like, ever since I was a little
Starting point is 02:02:29 girl, I knew this was going to be my life. Like, he manifests literally everything in his life. And I'm the same way. Like, we speak, because words are spells, we speak what we want into our life. And literally the shit fucking happens. And we, we speak it and we believe it, even if it seems super far-fetched. Him speaking Good Morning America. And so, you know, I remember he came on my podcast one time. I was talking about doing something with Brantley. And now they're, like, best friends and, like, doing something with Shinedown. Like, we've just called everything in our life. So I never really sat down and processed the trauma until the past year is when I was kind of, like, physically. I had some symptoms come up, like high blood pressure, stuff like that, where all the doctors were like, nothing's wrong with you.
Starting point is 02:03:12 So everybody was just like, you know, it's time to sit down and start processing some trauma because it starts coming out in other ways. Through therapy? Therapy, prayer, just a spiritual journey. He meditates a lot. Meditating, yeah, like all that stuff. So you guys talking about, like, speaking everything into existence and kind of cultivating that mindset, like, what? What were moments throughout your life to where that kind of cultivated for you? Like made you start thinking this way, made you start believing those things,
Starting point is 02:03:41 especially when you come from a lot of trauma and a reason to basically not do that. And you could easily victimize yourself. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Are you able to speak to some things that helped you along the way? I mean, I just knew that no, there was, I just knew that I grew up in a house where there was tons of examples of what I didn't want to be like. So I wanted to be the complete opposite of them and wanted to make my own destiny.
Starting point is 02:04:07 And I just, ever since a little girl, I just always believed it. My goal, like most little girls, like I said, I grew up in Vegas. Most little girls grew up wanting to be doctors and lawyers and shit. And I was like, I want to be super hot, make a lot of fucking money and be a rock star's wife.
Starting point is 02:04:20 That's all. I wanted to be Tani Ketain, really. Like, that was my goal as a child. And here we are. So I was like, you know, like, I mean, I wasn't really shooting for the moon or anything like that. But I just wanted...
Starting point is 02:04:31 Big ass. Those are still big ass. Yeah. Especially the Rockstar's wife thing. When you're buying a jelly roll of condo at the time, and he's something like, well, this ain't... You gotta be looking at your watch. You want to add this ain't...
Starting point is 02:04:40 Yeah. This ain't what we're looking for right now. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know. I just always believed that life was going to be better than what it was. And I didn't have time to feel sorry for myself. You know, so I think that's what motivated me. Did that push you to read shit or watch anything?
Starting point is 02:04:56 Or you just had this kind of rebellious? Like, I don't want to fucking be this way. So for whatever reason, it just naturally happened in your brain? I'm a straight bitch. I grew up on the streets of Vegas. I literally ran away from home at 14, never looked back, never got a dollar from my parents. So, you know, I was just like, I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I'm not a victim.
Starting point is 02:05:17 Like, this is just part of my journey. And I've just always felt like that. I've always had that mindset of just nothing's going to break me. I just got to get shit done. Holy fuck. I know. That's, I mean, that's dope to hear. It's impressive.
Starting point is 02:05:31 It's a mindset that people are people who can't eat. I'm like, yo, Bunny is a fucking gangster. Yeah. Usually people have philosophies and things that they lean on that kind of, whether it's inspired them or not, and usually you're able to figure out a practical way of how maybe you got there in a way or certain situations outside of what you just explained. So it's like, it's cool to hear about, like, all these things,
Starting point is 02:05:50 essentially just molded you to, you don't want to be a, you know, badass street bitch, I guess. A hooker. Yeah, yeah. Talk about that. Everybody, there's no question. Even when we've had you on, I'm not even going to say the coach's name, but there will be times you come up, hey, you got to get, you see his wife,
Starting point is 02:06:08 like you got to get his wife on. You see Bonnie, you talk about the crack dealer and the prostitute. You guys are very much aware. You guys are public figures. You're seeing success out in the national spotlight now. You know, anybody, everybody that fits more of the mold of not knowing and being about those lives, like, how does that relationship even fucking work? You guys being married, being a prostitute, being a crack,
Starting point is 02:06:28 dealer like how don't the fuck do they make that shit work? She sold crack too. Yeah. She sold crack too. And in jelly who's prostitute. That's the one-stop shop. He sold Becker. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:38 That's right. We got to get flowers. Yeah. For sure. You're a way better talker than I am. Oh, from the one. What's good? It's so funny because he says that all
Starting point is 02:06:50 he says that all the time that he's like, bitch, I don't know how you have such an amazing podcast and it's so big because he's like, I can't get you to talk at home. And I'm like, because I save it all for the camera. Like, literally, you know. And sometimes it's easy to hear jelly talk because he says some, he's so philosophical. He's a worstman.
Starting point is 02:07:09 Yeah. I'm just over here like, shit, fuck, motherfucker. Oh, my bitch. Gang, gang, cuss. It's like when you don't have a big dictionary, you just fucking cuss. Like, just that's the fuck I'm talking about. No, but I really do have a really extensive vocabulary. It just doesn't come out as much as it should.
Starting point is 02:07:25 I think that we had a talk as this thing started going up. that we were like, hey, man, we don't never need to hide who we are. Because I don't want to shit on nobody when I tell this story, but I have country music friends that I've seen early in my career that were having to live double lives, right? They'd be out partying with the boys. We'd be kicking it, smoking pot, do-da-da-da-da-da. And then it was like they lived their whole life worried if somebody was filming.
Starting point is 02:07:53 Because publicly, you know what I mean? It's like, and I get that because there is a public thing. But what me and Bunny were going through, I was like, hey, we're never going to be able to hide who we were, like ever. This is going to come up a thousand ways to Sunday. Probably wouldn't have worked. Yeah. If you guys did, it tried to hide the past.
Starting point is 02:08:10 I was like, let's just wear this shit. Let's just fucking open up and go. Just a note, though, he said that because people were already, like, we weren't even who we are now. And people were trying to, like, shame us back then. Like, they would, like, put my ads up. And, like, this is what Jelly Roll's dating. This is Jelly Rule's wife, like, trying to shame us. As you're climbing.
Starting point is 02:08:29 little bit more as you're starting to catch them track. Yeah, but we're still, you know, we're selling 300 tickets. Like, but it's still, even early, we could see the way people were coming for us and was like, man, that's a, we're not, like, I'm not embarrassed of that. I'm not embarrassed. Like, when she talks about having a cabana boy in the bed when we first start talking. Like, I'm not, we're not weird like that. What is the cabanable?
Starting point is 02:08:51 Just like a little boy toy. Okay, got you. Like a little young. What is it? A cabanabana boy. Cabana boy. Cabana boy. A dick with a pulse.
Starting point is 02:08:58 Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's what it is for sure. Yeah. She had one that had a dick dick on them, by the way. Really? Yeah, she showed it to him. It was fucking wild.
Starting point is 02:09:07 Are you just like, hey. How would you rate that dick? Because we were friends. I was like, yo, fucking shit. It's terrible. The bigger they are, the more blood it takes to make them work and they don't work. Okay, I thought you were saying something different. It was like, it was a fucking negative zero.
Starting point is 02:09:19 So you'd rather have a smaller dick than a big day. Yeah, they'd get fucking hard and just like, you know, ready to go, baby. Ready to rock. Say, smaller dicks are way better than big dicks. Smaller dicks are way better than big dicks. are way better than Big Dicks. That's all we needed. To the moon.
Starting point is 02:09:32 To the moon boys. He was over there sounding like baby Gronk's dad. Yeah. Telling her what to say. I know you shit. Oh, man. Now, tell him, you've seen the Instagram? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:43 I'm him. That's the question like this. They say this one. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. That's such a tough way to live. Like, you see it a lot with people that are in the spotlight,
Starting point is 02:09:53 trying to act and be a certain way when they're just not that. And it'd be so much easy. It's exhausting. It's got to be exhausting. Gotta be exhausting. Was there ever lost from that? Even when? Go ahead, sorry.
Starting point is 02:10:05 No, no, you're good. Go ahead. I was just saying that's why I started my podcast, too, was because people kept trying to come for us, and Jay's just like, you know what, just tell your story. Yeah. So I started my podcast in 20, Mimi, I always get it wrong,
Starting point is 02:10:18 2019, before anybody had fucking podcast. But let's give more credit than that. You started your blog in 16. I did. It was called Confession. of a white trash wife. 2018, we started doing... That's a fire name.
Starting point is 02:10:31 That's a fire name. In 2018, we started doing the confession videos. Yeah. I started growing my YouTube. Started growing the YouTube channel. She immediately started grinding and figuring it out. Well, I had to be another example for Bailey, too. You know, like I got sober in 2017, stopped taking pills in 2017 and blow and then got off
Starting point is 02:10:48 alcohol in 2018. So I got sober and I was just like, you know, I can't, you know, keep doing this, especially if we have full custody of this little girl. Like, I need to be. a better role model. Even though I'm half naked on the internet, it's an ongoing joke in our house as everybody's like, online bunny is not at home bunny, you know, because I literally look like a vagabond and I'm homeless when I'm at home. But I want her to be proud of. You were talking about makeup. You're makeup, you're makeup takes a minute now. Oh, yeah. Well, my makeup artist is out. Shout out
Starting point is 02:11:17 makeup by Haley. Shout out makeup by Haley, man. I would just say, like, we're night people anyways, and Bunny's got to have a, you know, an hour and a half cushion of hair and makeup. You know what I mean? So we're already like, we were joking on the way here. I was like, Mommy, you got to remember, these are really professional athletes. Like, these motherfuckers have already worked out today. Like, the chances that one of them, maybe two, have already really put in some real work this morning, like sweating and shit. And like, we just, I haven't ate breakfast.
Starting point is 02:11:44 Talk about, totally. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm going to go to breakfast when I leave. Yeah, I got my food in the car. I knew I had to be here at one. I set my alarm for 1150. She woke me up at 1115, so I woke up early. But you know.
Starting point is 02:11:57 Early. What time do you guys get to bed? Oh, fuck, dude. Sunrise for me. She goes to bed earlier than me. I got about like two or three. That's when I started shutting down. That's wild.
Starting point is 02:12:06 Something about hearing them birds chirping to put them. Some about some birds chirping. Yeah. I feel like, you know what I am kind of tired right now. It's like, yeah, she'd go to bed actually. I've been here too long. Yeah. I bet summer's got to be hell for you.
Starting point is 02:12:19 Oh, dude. Yeah. Man. Long days. Oh, fuck. I'm the worst, dude. I'm a fucking horrible human with a sleep schedule. I just, I live on tour's
Starting point is 02:12:27 schedule. And I learned early in my life that it didn't make sense to me that you wanted me to be my most optimal self at 9 o'clock every night, but you want me to wake up at 9 in the morning. Like, what job on earth requires you to wake up 12 hours before you go to work? Respect. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, it's like most people are most optimal in the morning. They eat breakfast and they go do the hard shit. I think that's how the show should be. Like, I want to do my show right before lunch. right before that. When I go on stage at 9 o'clock,
Starting point is 02:13:00 I would like it to, I want to, breakfast had just settled on me. You want eggs and bacon at 6 p.m. I want eggs and bacon, for sure, and pass browns and shit at fucking 536, go on stage at 9, come off hungry at 11 and grab lunch.
Starting point is 02:13:13 You know what I mean? You worked the night shift. You work the night shift. Yeah, for sure, because I feel better that way. I would go on stage and be so, I'm already big, and I feel so lethargic. I'm like, of course I feel fucking weird.
Starting point is 02:13:24 I woke up at 10, and I'm just walking on stage at night. 930. You know what I'm saying? I was like, there's no job on earth that requires that. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, fuck that. Once I figured that shit out, I was like, I'm changing my schedule. And then poor mama bear just has to conform. Do you want to go to sleep earlier? I would like, I mean, I've always gone to sleep at 2 a.m. That's just always been me. I grew up in Vegas, so it's a nightlife town, you know. But there are some times where he's like, I'm on my rapper schedule. And I'm like, oh, great. That means we're not going to bed till six.
Starting point is 02:13:56 chirping coming out now. Yeah. And I'm just like, I'm not doing that with you, dude. Well, me and Stoner cut the early shit, y'all. Me and Stoner were working on the early albums in like 16, 17. We didn't start studio sessions until 10 at night. Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 02:14:11 Yeah, like, we'd show up at 8.30 and grab, like, you know, lunch and fucking hang out for a minute. 8.30 p.m. for everybody out there. Yeah. Grabbing soon. And then we'd come out of there. It'd be 7 o'clock in the morning and 7.30 in the morning. I'd be heading home. No shit.
Starting point is 02:14:25 I still prefer that schedule for. recording. Really? Man, he seems like you guys have a very loving life. Let's hear some pet peeves. Let me hear something. What's your biggest pet peeve? You even crossed your arms. Your body language told us you were fend to do something dickheadish.
Starting point is 02:14:43 You sat up and crossed your arms. We give you three. I want you guys, both of you, to give us three each also of each other. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. You pop this off. I love to hear.
Starting point is 02:14:55 I get to be the first three of my. pet peeves. In general life or with my wife? With your wife. It's got to get personal. Okay. Three pet peeves with my wife. This is good. Was there a crack better than your crack? My wife is always better. When my wife got sober. When my wife got sober, she has ever since then hated the smell of marijuana. And I am a smoker, smoker. Yeah. So by default, that's a pet peeve. Where I bet one of hers is I smoke weed now. But I've always smoked weed in my defense. So it's like, that's one of my pet peeves is like,
Starting point is 02:15:30 when she comes upstairs to see me and she won't come give me a hug because the room's too smoky. And I'm like, fuck. First of all, this dude sits in a cave that has zero ventilation, like has never seen a open window. It's like fermented smoke. Like, it's really bad. Like, you literally can smell your lungs frying in there.
Starting point is 02:15:48 It gets so bad. I'm like, open a fucking window. I crack a window every now and then. That's pet peeve. A window. Yeah, a window. You got that winder. Winder every now and then.
Starting point is 02:15:58 Peave number two. Do you want to go one at a time? Oh, yeah, one at a time. Maybe you think about it a little more because you might pop up on you. That's good. Yeah, what are you? And then we'll go. If you want me to go first.
Starting point is 02:16:07 I know my first one is. Yeah. I'm fucking. I got all three. I would say he farts the wettest farts. Right after he gets out of the shower. So even if I wanted to give him a... Hey, I told you that in confidence.
Starting point is 02:16:24 So even if I wanted to give him a blowjob, I can't because I can't get the sound out of... I mean, in his... You know, my guy's got some leit. He still got some stuff caught up in that crag. It comes out. It's got a travel far. I am too comfortable with my wife. I will hike my leg up on the bed, one leg up.
Starting point is 02:16:42 No filter. Spread one cheek and let it fly. No filter. No boxers on. Just nothing. No filter. It's almost like my stomach relaxes as soon as I come to the bedroom. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:16:52 It just goes. Read a rip. Do you smell the one I had here a minute ago? No. Did you do that to you guys? I don't know. I don't know. It's over.
Starting point is 02:17:00 It's over. But I had, there was a three-minute part of this podcast. It's just going to get rough. It sat right here. It sat right here for three minutes. I was just like, there's no way this isn't spread around the room right now. Yeah. They're trying to get out.
Starting point is 02:17:16 All right. Where's your biggest pet peeve? My, I don't know if it's number one. And I think you're going to know it. It's the lack of enthusiasm that Will has when I bring an exciting idea to him. Will is an extremely logical human being. Like if I don't, if I'm not like, if the plan isn't set, everything's in motion and it's 100% go. And that all those things haven't been checked off.
Starting point is 02:17:41 Will's like, all right, man, we'll see. Yeah, we'll definitely see. When's your birthday? September 19th. So you're Virgo Libra. So it's that air part. You're right on the cusp. So it's that air part.
Starting point is 02:17:51 I'm an air sign too. We have to always have, like he'll come. me with like the coolest stuff be so excited. And I'll just be like, he'll be like, you're not excited, are you? And I'm like, I'm so excited. Like, can't you tell him? So I'm the same way. And I'm like, brother, I need to see some umph out of you out of that. I need to see a little bit of um. But that's probably my one. My one of my pet piece of Taylor, probably he's like the best analogy for it is he's like a bull in a china shop when he does have ideas. He's somebody that'll come in, have all the ideas, think like, oh, this is, this is what I need to be doing right now.
Starting point is 02:18:22 I throw a lot of stuff, throw a lot of, whether it's energy, ideas, hey, can we do this, can we do that? And then he'll leave. And then ultimately, the expectation is set if I don't give a yes or a no. He's a fire starter. That's what I call Jay.
Starting point is 02:18:38 He's a fire starter and I have to put him out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the deal. I go start a bunch of fires and she picks which ones to blow on or which ones to put out. Right.
Starting point is 02:18:47 But I just run and start. It's a good partnership you guys have. I will say this, what y'all don't know just happened that I've seen and you can roll back the beautiful bean footage. Will Compton thought he was going to have to talk about his pet peeves with his wife. And when Taylor said his pet peeve with Will, I seen Will have relief on his face.
Starting point is 02:19:05 No, no, no. I was thinking when you were talking, I had to get connected because I was already trying to think, like, what pet peeve am I going to? I'm going to explain this pet peeve with Taylor. I don't know if I, I got to think about other ones. What about you, Daddy? You number two. Number two pet peeve. Hey, but that is, let me get, that is 100% right.
Starting point is 02:19:22 Like when Willis, I was actually kind of worried what he was going to say. Nobody said I was like, oh, no, no, that's spot on. That's exactly what I am. When Bunny is done loving on her dog at the end of the night, she sets him on me. And it's a pet peeve of mine. I know that sounds small, but it's like she will just love him until she's personally done loving him. And instead of stopping, she rolls him on me. This is a 65-pound bully.
Starting point is 02:19:47 Right? He just lays on my chest now. You know what I mean? And I'm just like, fuck. the force come from, all that pressure. I was like, don't send the dog fucking my way. I've already loved on him and sent him your way. And that's a little pet peeve mine.
Starting point is 02:20:01 Because I'm like, get the fucking dog off me. It's a solid one. It's so hard because we really do not, like, we're not that couple. Like, we just accept each other for who we are. So, um. There's got to be things that just piss you all. I don't really. Never get mad at him.
Starting point is 02:20:15 It might not be consistent like this piss me off, but just talk about the obvious. What are we talking about the obvious? Throw me a bone here. I'm fucking the messiest human on earth. No, no, I got one. He did this the first time I ever met him. He walked into my fucking condo and dropped his fucking pants in the middle of the living room.
Starting point is 02:20:33 And he still, to this day, does that, except now it'll be like pants, boxers, shoes. And there's literally like a trail in the middle of our living room, like skid marks just everywhere. It's worse than the living room. It starts from the door to the bedroom. By the time I get to the bedroom,
Starting point is 02:20:46 I'm normally naked. Yeah. So it's normally pants, shoes, socks, box, and socks, and shirt. Like, we don't have a house full of people. I'm like, he was sitting playing video games naked one time. And our nephew that fucking lives with us came in the room. And he's like, dude, what is it?
Starting point is 02:21:00 Can I go in there? Like, what's happening? And I'm like, he's just, he's feeling himself right now. He's feeling himself right now. He's going to give him some room. Yeah. Just be in that house and then jails you all of a sudden. He's just naked walking through there.
Starting point is 02:21:11 Oh, what's up? Get him really drunk. He'll get naked. He loves to like get naked. Perfect. Beer Olympics coming up. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:16 Coming up. Are you coming? Are you coming? Maybe. What do you mean? There's a party company. Bring her own cheerleader. I appreciate that.
Starting point is 02:21:24 Bring Bunny and her team. She's got three or four girls at work with her that are always with her. It's like a little team of women. Yeah. Entourage. Well, we're just a unit. We're just fluid. So being naked in the house and then leaving his clothes everywhere.
Starting point is 02:21:39 Yeah, that's my second one. My wife was on here. She'd say, like, me just leaving the lights. Like, I never essentially clean up or turn the lights off. like whenever I'm in a room, she can walk home and be like, I know where you've been throughout the entire day because you leave a trail everywhere you go. It must be a man thing.
Starting point is 02:21:58 I don't know, dude. I just think I'm pissed off when I come home late and all the lights in the house are on. Really? I get pissed off. Me too. I'm doing a fucking TikTok to fucking every light in the house is on and just turning off lights that I literally said last night.
Starting point is 02:22:10 Hey. This shit costs money. I think to myself, like, I'm going to be back in here later. Like, if it's a pantry, I'm going to be back in here later. So I'm just going to leave the light on so I don't have to, you know, make the extra energy. to make the extra effort to flip it on. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:22:22 I'm not safer with the lights on for the record. Yeah, no, literally every fucking light. Like, I'm going to be back in here. Second pet peeves, you guys aren't getting out of it. You want me to go again first? Yeah. He's ready. It's not really a bet peeve, but it can get frustrating at times.
Starting point is 02:22:37 Anytime I get in the vehicle with Will, we could have gone somewhere a hundred times, but Will has to use navigation to get somewhere. He has zero internal compass. He has zero awareness of anywhere he's at in this world. Like, you could literally pop up. up in his neighborhood, a block away from his house, and I'm sure if he didn't have his phone, he couldn't fucking get home. We got to make sure we're getting there.
Starting point is 02:22:55 He drove me home yesterday, and I'm like, he's trying to go to North Nashville. I'm like, bro, you've been doing. We're having conversation. Like, I'm just driving until you let me know when it turn. But you've been to my house how many times? Over a hundred times. You made me go out of town here. I'm used to going right using the highway.
Starting point is 02:23:12 I know, but I'm saying, brother. I get off exit three and go through Ginter Hills. I know how to get you to your house right now. You take me through the back roads. your house right now and I've been to your house a fraction of the amount of times you've been to my house. I love that he treated you like GPS. Yeah. I'm just waiting on you.
Starting point is 02:23:26 Tell me, turn left at the next life. But it really goes back to be a golden retriever. Like, he's just fucking happy to be there. We're getting in a car right. He's like, hey, all right. Oh, I had to turn here. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 02:23:35 Where we going next? Yeah. That's fucking. I'm more good thing that shit's funny, but that it could be turned into a pet peeve quickly. Mine would probably be that I always feel like. I always feel like I need to be cautious with everything I say because ultimately we have to unpack everything that gets said. That's a good one.
Starting point is 02:23:59 If I'm sitting there trying to be like, a little too personal, Will. That one was a little too personal for the show. And we're going to have to unpack that shit when we're done with this show. That's what's going to have to happen after this. But yeah, you know, thinking like, okay, this could be a lengthy conversation.
Starting point is 02:24:14 Like, let's just nod. It's like having a wife. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I would definitely say, no, I don't know. What? You might be the female in the relationship. Absolutely not.
Starting point is 02:24:26 I don't know. The Virgo thing, I don't know. He's definitely got more bunny tendencies. Yeah, we are definitely a lot of like. You're a street bitch, Will. Yeah, I'm a fucking street bitch, I'm a hunky out here. There you go, baby. I think I found my third pet peeve.
Starting point is 02:24:42 Go ahead, jelly roll. I thought it would be. Yeah. Last, last, and make it a good one, baby. Why don't you go first this time? Hit me with a stanger. I deserve a first. I deserve you a first.
Starting point is 02:24:50 I don't. Baby, you really don't do anything that annoys me. I just am so used to you. Let me think about it. And you go. I can tell you all your pet peeves for me. Okay, tell me. Jelly's like,
Starting point is 02:24:58 when I piss on the floor a lot. Oh. What? What? He pisses in the bathroom. He pisses in the bathroom. Oh, we had a conversation about this two days ago. Jelly.
Starting point is 02:25:09 I pissed on the floor a lot. I pissed in the bathtub one time. And my hair extensions were in there. Hold on. Naked skin marks. Wet, as far, stuff eating the mother.
Starting point is 02:25:18 The fucker on that. I'm funny. Nasty, okay? You nasty, Twain, I don't care. Right here, they call me big pun. Hit you with the big gun.
Starting point is 02:25:28 Big tongue. Don't to make a bitch calm. I'm not just to fit in. You know it if you heard it, I swear. You know it if you heard it, I swear. Here's my defense. This is going to be a tough. This is way TMI.
Starting point is 02:25:44 But when I was a baby, my pecker hole wasn't big enough. So they had to go in and surgically slit my dick. This is a true story. And back then, they kind of overshot it. So I've got an abnormally size slit on my pecker that sometimes it sprays, right? It's not all. Sometimes it's like literally like a spray bottle.
Starting point is 02:26:08 Oh yeah, no, I shoot ropers because it's an awesome dude. Nobody calls them because it's never mind. Little ropers. This is the platform. This is the platform. We can definitely talk about it. So sometimes I'll piss it in a spray and I'm tired. I've gotten better.
Starting point is 02:26:22 I'll grab a towel now and put it down. Yeah, and piss on the towel. So when I go to use the bathroom, I grab the towel and put it down. Yeah. So when I go to use the bathroom, the towel is wet. So I'm stepping on wet piss in the middle of the night.
Starting point is 02:26:34 Listen. Watch for your towel. Yeah, that's definitely my third. I'm asleep, okay? He pisses off balconies. He pisses in bathtubs. He pisses in sinks. I sleepwalk and piss.
Starting point is 02:26:43 I don't, I piss where I can piss. Okay. I get drunk and I pissing things. I got drunk one night and I pissed in our bathtub. And I don't remember being drunk and pissing in our bathtub. So the next day, we leave for a couple nights. The bathtub was clogged. We didn't know.
Starting point is 02:26:58 We come back, the house smells like ammonia. It smells like the cat and has fucking died or something. His piss is so potent because he gets like IVs all the time. So he has like vitamins and everything. It's just whatever. And I drink. It smelled really, really bad. It smelled.
Starting point is 02:27:13 It smelled really bad. Bunny comes in. goes, she never does this. She goes, Jason D. Ford. And I was like, oh, shit. She made me said that twice in our whole relationship. She goes, did you piss in the bathtub? And I was like, I don't remember pissing in the bathtub.
Starting point is 02:27:30 She's like, you definitely pissing the bath tub. And it was like, yeah, we couldn't figure out how to get the nozzle up. Like hair extensions were in there. It was fucking, and Mimi, were you there for that when the hair extensions were in there? Yeah. Oh, Mimi. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:27:45 Yeah. They washed them off and put them in her hair. I'm loving the Corella DeVille haircut. It's very cool. That's a very cool deal. Shout out manager Mimi. Shout out the words she said. Manager Mimi.
Starting point is 02:27:56 Oh, manager Mimi. Okay. Yeah. So my pet pee was my wife not letting me piss where I want. Yeah. Let me piss where I choose to pee. God, a third one. He's dirty as hell.
Starting point is 02:28:07 He's literally a pound puppy. Yo, I'd look, I shower. I clean myself. Walking to a bar. That's right. It goes hand in hand. I just, yeah, I'm just, yeah, I'm just, fucking, I get drunk and pissed.
Starting point is 02:28:18 I can't help it. I got caught pissing in the sink one time. It's how it all started. I put it on TikTok. And I was so drunk, I didn't think I was going to make it to the bathroom with my defense. Sometimes you just,
Starting point is 02:28:29 it just hits me, dude. Completely naked, pissing in the front and the living room. Because of the pickerhead thing I got, sometimes I'll dribble. Yeah. I'm saying, it's like, if it gets too backed up,
Starting point is 02:28:37 that thing will just start to dribble, dude. Well, now you're certain. Any ladies that are interested in having a threesome with us. Come back to this clip, ladies and gentlemen. Not gentlemen, just ladies. Sorry. I think Jelly just told yours.
Starting point is 02:28:54 Jelly, what is? Oh, my pet peeve with her? Good point. My third pet peeve with you? I don't, I think we covered them all. Like, it's just little stuff like that. Little stuff like piss. I mean, he's very, come on now.
Starting point is 02:29:07 That's a big boy. I think his passive aggression is, like, drives me crazy. He's gotten better because... That's a big one for me. Yeah, because I'm like, I'm like, let's face the shit. head on, let's go, let's go, let's go. And he's just like, nah. You know, and I'm just like, how do you fucking just, how do you not give a fuck?
Starting point is 02:29:22 Oh, I don't think that's passive aggressive. Well, no, he has passive aggressive tendencies too. Like passive aggressive would be like, walking in the house would be like, oh, I see the dishes didn't get done today. Yeah. But he's never said that. But yeah, no, he's, he's passive aggressive also. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:29:35 I'm way more not giving a fuck than pad. But I'm passive aggressive at times, that's for sure. But also don't care about a lot. Yeah, maybe that is what it isn't. Maybe it's just because he's like, shit that would like get me riled up. He's just like, whatever. And I'm just like, I'm literally getting canceled right now. Like, how can you even not fucking care?
Starting point is 02:29:51 And he's like, it doesn't matter. It'll blow over. You're not canceled, bitch. Yeah, it's real. I'll be right, too. That's our fucking conversation. I'd be right. I think a lot of it, too, is I don't know.
Starting point is 02:30:02 Like, Bunny is willing to talk about stuff when it happens. And I'm a real, like, let that sit with me for a second kind of guy. And Bunny's thing is like, uh-uh. Get it over with. Let's just deal with this right now. And I'm like, no. You know what I'm not dealing with tomorrow. No, and it's not tomorrow.
Starting point is 02:30:22 It'll be a month later. And then like, you've already processed. Yeah. But I'll have a case by then and I'll be prepared for a minute. You know what I'm saying? A stack of papers. You're ready to go. You got a single tile.
Starting point is 02:30:32 That's a point I thought about what I was going to say. But I will say this, not that this is fucked up, but it's just real. I don't say very many things I don't mean. So I'm very meticulate about being like, I think I'll say something I don't mean right now. Let me really chew on that. I want to know what I really think. think about it than like knee-jerk reaction to something serious. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:30:52 I don't know. It's just my thing. I dig it. Internalizer. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Let me figure it out.
Starting point is 02:30:58 Let me try to sort through it. All right. So his was really personal last time. What's your last one for him? No, Will's overall like a good dude. There's not a like, from a personal example, he's the best friend and best friend can have. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:31:12 But when I try to call this motherfucker or text him about it. something. Perfect example is this past weekend. Pool day. Hey, you still fixing to come to the pool around 1 o'clock today. No response for about two hours. I jump on the bird. I jump on Twitter. And Will's already popped off three tweets. I know that two hour time frame. I was in the middle of a baby gronk situation. Yeah. And I'm like, dude, you see, you're on your, I know you're on your phone. You can just fix you back. So that is probably my third pet pee. Yeah, I hate that too. I do that with Mimi. Yeah. I understand. But let's not act like you're, uh, you've, you've, you've, always been a text. No, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:31:49 But it's also like we're talking about you right now, not me. Like, I could have some of the same issues. However. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel you. Mine would be, um, you saying, no. No. That shit is so gay, bro. No. I'm just like, what the fuck? What are you talking about? I have all the things he said, that one hurt the most.
Starting point is 02:32:15 That would fucking hurt the most. What about throwing wise at the end of things? Nosey? Willie, Sando He says, you know, let's get some Brecky before Pracky. Let's get some Brecky before Pracky. Let's get some brecky before Pracky. He tries to put a Y, he tries to cut off the word and put a Y on everything.
Starting point is 02:32:31 You're like a Valley Girl. Yeah, I guess so. That hurt the most. That's not the most painful thing that's it on this podcast. It's a Valley Girl. There's nothing wrong with being a Valley Girl. I don't even know what a ballet girl really is. I'm just thinking offense now.
Starting point is 02:32:46 Yeah. Hey, Wigellie, I'm with you on the internalizing. because my wife will be the same way. She wants to fucking talk about the thing right now. And I'm not like that. Like, I'd rather separate, like, let me go on a drive. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm not trying to, again, I'm thinking the same thing.
Starting point is 02:32:59 I'm, like, festering inside. Trying not to say nothing. Yeah, let me figure, let me sort through it, because Bunny will just pop off. I'm ready. Yeah, she's a fucking pit bull. I tell people all the time, I marry a tiger. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:33:12 And it's all cool until the tiger starts tigering. Yeah. I'm saying, it's hungry. Then you're like, oh, shit, it's tigering. You know what I'm like, let me just sort through this and figure, I got to come to you different. I guess that's a positive thing. Charles is not like vicious at coming after. It's like, hey, how can we make this a better situation? Right.
Starting point is 02:33:32 How can I get you or what would make this easiest on you? And it's like, I don't want to fucking answer that yet. I don't know what the answer is. Right. But I'm kind of that way. Sometimes just asking the questions what you needed though, right? Because then you go find the answer like because sometimes Bunny will ask me. asked me something and I'll be like, I'm embarrassed to admit.
Starting point is 02:33:50 I hadn't thought of that. I need to think of that. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm a little caught off guard here that I hadn't. That was the most obvious. And I fucking blew it. So let me go chew on that now. I get internally mad.
Starting point is 02:34:01 And then, like, as I'm figuring it out, it's like, I mean, she wasn't, you know, she was not coming at me like viciously. It's just like, I'm like in my head. Like, why are we fucking talking about this right now? Yeah. Yeah. So we were talking the other day and I'll share this. It's really personal, but.
Starting point is 02:34:17 My mother and I've been going to therapy, right? And we were talking about my mother and growing up my mother and dealing with her mental health and her addictions. I've talked about it on this, but I've been very open about it over the years. And my mother would shell up, right? And when she would shell up, the instinct of me was like, what can I do to make her feel better? And I would instantly inject myself into her shit. And I would start to feel responsibility for why she felt that way. And then I'd start to feel like, I fuck, you know, just it turned.
Starting point is 02:34:43 It was a thing. And when Bunny has something she's really going through. Bunny, by default, kind of shells up. You know what I mean? When she's going through something really personal. And I would always start a fight in those moments by accident of just being too, what's wrong? You okay?
Starting point is 02:35:01 What's up? We straight? My straight? She's going through. My poor wife's having a full-blown panic attack. And here I am, I don't know that, though. I don't realize that's what I'm doing. And then I realize that's what I'm doing in a trigger.
Starting point is 02:35:13 And we don't argue hardly at all now. You know what I mean? Because now it's like, it took years. for me to figure out like, damn, I was just triggered. And then I was triggering you because I was triggered. And we both got triggered. And then we ended up doing the fucking dance. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:35:27 The fucking look like a UFC postal pick for fucking no reason. You know what I'm saying? It's because I really fucked up because I hadn't dealt with my shit. You know what I'm saying? I always think the biggest key to a great relationship is communication as key comprehension is vital. You know, like you can talk all you want to your partner. But if you guys don't understand each other, it's never going to work. Right.
Starting point is 02:35:48 So you guys got to figure that out. That's a gym. What a gem right there. What a quote, dude. Communicate. That was just conversation. But sometimes you gotta break it down. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:35:56 Work through it. Yeah. That's why sometimes you gotta unpack it, Will. Good recall. Sometimes, yes. Yeah. But Will doesn't like dealing with the heavy shit. We found out.
Starting point is 02:36:05 Yeah. Well, he does a good job dealing with heavy shit. I think, like, what I do is because Will and our friends first and Will, from this business standpoint, shoulders a lot. A lot of times. I might be like, man, maybe I'm not doing enough. And then I have to go and like, his Will feel in a certain way about this. And then he might say something like, we got to unpack that.
Starting point is 02:36:24 Maybe Will's just saying something because I'm saying it through a lens. It's like, oh, we got to unpack that and make sure. Yeah. The last thing you want to do and a business is ruin a friendship. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, for sure. But going back to the whole, hey, is everything good? I do with my wife all the time.
Starting point is 02:36:37 Still to this day. She'll be like quiet. I'm like, hey, are we good? Is everything good? Did I fuck up? Is there anything like that? And I'm lying. Stuff like that.
Starting point is 02:36:45 You know, even if it feels like it's like, nah, it's like, yeah. You just have to go back to how her childhood was. You know, was she allowed to express herself? Because probably if she wasn't, she probably internalizes a lot of stuff. She does a good job of like not reacting emotionally to things right away. Like when shit hits the fan, she's like, all right, let's hand. Like, she's going to handle it. She's going to internalize it.
Starting point is 02:37:05 She's going to figure it out. Because her emotional maturity is off the fucking charts. Mine was like yours with my family. I was like, when they, someone was upset in my family, I was like, I fuck. and did something. I did something wrong. How do I write this wrong? Even they could have nothing to do with me at all. So that's the stuff like she's worked through the stuff. I'm like still working through stuff. Yeah. It's a journey. It's a journey. It really is. It's one of those things though. And you said it on in your, uh, in your documentary is like, when can you put away the sins of your pass and move
Starting point is 02:37:32 forward? It's like there are so many times. Like I try to live transparently as well of like all the things like joking about like my nose being a vacuum in college and me doing bad things. And I like getting in front of it. That way no one can get me if I already told you all the bad things. It's like, all right, we're good now. The eight mile situation, like I just said all the bad things about me. There's nothing you can do. But it's like, if you don't consistently do work, it's like, you kind of want to know, like, when's the work out of be done? When is the self-work out of finished? But it's never done. Never done. And that kind of sucks sometimes. That kind of sucks to feel that. Man, I wish I could just be a complete product.
Starting point is 02:38:07 Sucks that we're having to heal trauma that we didn't cause. And that's literally a life journey. but that's your soul picked that before you came here. So every lesson that you guys are trying to learn and that you are learning and that you have learned, you signed up for this shit. So just always remember that. Every time you learn a lesson, be like, got you. You know, like I signed up for this.
Starting point is 02:38:26 Right. That's good advice too. You know what helped me because a lot of the deep stuff like that was hard to either confront or whatever. I learned about when we would do couples therapy before like premarital counseling and everything like that. Torres, like you said it earlier. It was like you said communicate and comprehend.
Starting point is 02:38:42 Yeah. communication is as key comprehension is vital. Yes. A lot of the comprehension stuff too, like seeing it from a different perspective and not like being so, whether it's on the surface or thinking about my own selfish way of seeing it. Right. Understanding like what that person next to me is saying and understand like what the actual need is versus me responding in a way, whether I shut down or it's not like a, you know,
Starting point is 02:39:06 I don't want to get too deep about this or get too emotional about it. Yeah, man. Growing together is the biggest flex. And that's what I preach all the time is like when you're in a relationship, if you guys can heal each other's childhood traumas and past traumas and grow together, like that is the biggest flex that you can do as a couple. Yeah. And accept.
Starting point is 02:39:23 That's what we've done. Yeah. Yeah. Except. And it's amazing coming from you too. Like all the stuff you guys went through like you guys aren't supposed to make it. You guys aren't supposed to be in a happy relationship. You're not supposed to have all the things you guys are having, but you guys are doing it,
Starting point is 02:39:36 which is a big reason why probably you're so many people are motivated by you individually and as a couple as well. We really love each other, man. Yeah. That's, like, probably the biggest thing that I think sometimes gets lost on the internet is that, like, we love the, like, I love my wife. Like, that's my, this is my, this is my part. We like each other.
Starting point is 02:39:55 We like each other. Like, yeah, like, we tell each other all the time. We used to have this thing where it means more to us to want each other than to need each other. You know what I mean? Yeah. Need just feels like, it feels like, it feels toxic a little bit, right? You know what I need.
Starting point is 02:40:12 Like it just, like it feels like a little toxic where it's like... Like co-dependence. Exactly. Like where our thought is like, I want you. Like, I want you to be the person I do life with. I choose you. Yeah. And I get that people say need in like an endearing way.
Starting point is 02:40:29 When you're like, I need you, baby. You know what I mean? But it's like, to me it's way cooler to be like, man, I want you. You're who I want to do this shit with. Like, that's who I want to go through life with. I wouldn't want to sit on this bus and tell these fucking uncomfortable fart, shit-stain stories. With anybody but...
Starting point is 02:40:43 My sweet little skid mark. We do have to talk about that a little bit more. Like, we got to figure that out. Hiking that leg up and just... No protection. Okay? Yeah. It goes up the crack before it releases.
Starting point is 02:41:00 Sometimes it's like a question. Sometimes I walk by the dog and give him one right in the mouth. And he gets mad. The dog gets pissed. And if you've ever seen my dad, his resting bitch face is hilarious. He'll be on the bed. on the bed, which is just like face level with butt.
Starting point is 02:41:15 And I'll walk by and just hand them one right quick. And I'm just witnessing this. And I'm like, why? Like, what are we doing this for? Yeah. I'm telling you, dude, I got them on cue almost. I can almost poo on command. Really?
Starting point is 02:41:27 I thought I thought, like, Willie could do that too. These are all the fart videos in the world. I think every fart was had in the last three years is on the internet. Listen, man. It's a market for that too. Bunny's starting an only fan for y'all today. You're going to cry. I'm trying to pimp you guys now.
Starting point is 02:41:41 Yeah, no doubt. Build this business. From prostitute to pimp. There you go. And getting that thing done, man. There's a fine line. There's a fine line. This is a question I'd like to ask.
Starting point is 02:41:50 You talked about your sobriety in 16, 17. What were you doing again? Can you recap that? In 2017, I stopped taking Laura Tabs and Xanax and and stopped snorting cocaine, eight balls of cocaine. And then drinking was 2018. So you haven't drank since 2018? I mean, I think I had one, a couple drinks when we had our an
Starting point is 02:42:12 like two or three years ago, but I'm like raw dog in life. Just white knuckling it. That's awesome. Yeah. When Bunny goes through a lot of the sobriety and everything else, do you ever think about doing it? Not in a way of your, you know, not saying like you're a bad person for not doing it, but does it ever make you think I should go down this route, you know, seeing the example
Starting point is 02:42:33 Bunny's been? 100%. When Bunny got off of pills and Coke, I got off of pills and lean because I drank a lot of Cody. When I first met Bunny, I drank a lot of Cody. I was in a constant state of almost drooling myself. And I got, because I knew that was just liquid heroin. It was the hardest thing ever was coming off of it. And then I came off cocaine a few years later. I've more recently come off cocaine than her, but I still drink and smoke. But I
Starting point is 02:42:59 was certain that pills and codeine was going to kill me. So that was like the decision where she was certain that the cocaine and the pills were going to kill her. So we got rid of the things we thought were going to kill us first. And then she just would like, she was just like, I think, I don't know if we've ever talked about this even together privately. I think she didn't realize how much she didn't appreciate alcohol without cocaine. You know what I mean? I think is what happened because the first few times she went out and got drunk after that, she'd get so drunk, she'd puke and get sick and like, she just took it too far. Hook is a PED for alcohol.
Starting point is 02:43:33 100%. It's a fucking, it's the ultimate equalizer. Yeah. It's like, yeah. It's like, so she's like, I can't believe I let myself drink so much. I puked on our couch. That was the last time she drank. And I was thought to myself, I was like, Bunny.
Starting point is 02:43:44 I was puking in our bed naked on all fours. Like, let's be real. I had her, though. Took her to the couch. She puked there. I'm cleaning up behind her. I'm lit drunk. I got her.
Starting point is 02:43:54 There's nothing attractive about that, you know? And I love my husband. I don't want him to see me like that, you know? So I was like, I think that was the first time I've ever allowed myself to be embarrassed of something I did. And I was just like, fuck that. And I'm the type of person. If something makes me feel weird about it, I'm just like, that's it.
Starting point is 02:44:09 God, the feeling of embarrassment is such a crippling feeling. Yeah, you're just like, oh, bro, you sit there and you're like, fuck, man. It's a game. But I think she, I would watch, I think she went out that night and drank, and it's the first time she didn't put blow in her nose while she was drinking. So, of course, you actually had to feel the effects of the alcohol. You know what I mean? And I think she woke up and more so was just like, fuck, I'm not doing that shit again.
Starting point is 02:44:34 Yeah. You know what I mean? That's so. And, you know, I have a journey with mental health. We're both very open about our mental health. I have severe anxiety, severe anxiety, OCD, like, all that stuff. So it's like drinking just made that worse. The next day it would take me like a week of depression to like recover, you know.
Starting point is 02:44:50 And I was just like, this isn't, I don't want to live like this. And I have a little girl watching me, you know, like I just can't do this anymore. I'm not going to be like my dad. Right. He's an alcoholic, you know. It seemed like Bailey is like the number one like factor for all this change. Yeah. She's in every decision we make.
Starting point is 02:45:06 A little ungrateful shit. Yeah. A little fucking fucker's breath. He's the most thankless job ever. God, no, we love her, though. We just, we joke around all the time. She was definitely the changer for everything. It's 100.
Starting point is 02:45:19 But for what it's worth, boys, I've only drank, what do you say, mom, 10 times between the Bridgestone and today. When his dad passed, he went completely sober. Like, I think that was the first time you dealt with anxiety on the level that I do. And I think smoking weed and drinking all that just kind of like. My new rule is, I only drink to like real celebrations. Like, like, I'm looking forward to the beer Olympics because I have scheduled that day to drink
Starting point is 02:45:46 and I have scheduled the next day to recover. Right. You know what I mean? Like, I have two days in my calendar. You know the start time is. Yeah, I was just going to bring that off. We need to. No, we need you there now.
Starting point is 02:45:57 We need you there. Kick off is at noon. Oh, God. Who drinks that early? It's a day drink. It's a day drink. Yeah, it's going to be a fucking time now. It's going to be an absolute.
Starting point is 02:46:04 I know why I'm into it because I'll give me enough time to try because I play the grand old Opry the next night. So I'm hoping I'll have enough of these. They asked me to play that night, the night of the Beer Olympics. And I was like, the condition of which I'd show up in would fucking, I'd blow it. Yeah. I'd ruin that relationship forever. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:46:22 I'm going to try it the next night. I'm still nervous about that. You've got to be at his house. Like 1130. Like, got to get up, brother. We'll mop up the piss and get his ass. Tellman, send somebody. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:46:32 We'll send the two boys over there. We'll get a group chat with us so we can just. Can he stay on her? You all need bunny in a group chat anyways. The rule in life is if you can't get a whole, all my friends know call bunny. Yeah. If you need a friend done.
Starting point is 02:46:44 You're in a group chat with Ernest right now, and I've asked you guys three times what you want your team name to be. And Ernest responded. I'm the worst, dude. Because if I'm in the group text, I can look at him and say, hey, baby, da-da-da-da. And then he'll tell me and then I can answer.
Starting point is 02:46:58 You know, like he's, so bad. Part of my anxiety and mental health is that if I look at that phone and there's more than 34-4. 40 messages, which is every time I look at it, I get so overwhelmed, but I just set it back down. Yeah. She'll tell you, like, dude, I throw, the son, uh, Dead Man Walking, I threw my phone out of the I throw a phone away a year. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 02:47:20 Really? I just am so fucking like, I just can't, you know what I mean? Yeah. Nothing hurts me more than not being able to help people. And I just have a phone full of people where you're just like. He has a phone sitting on the counter that has over probably 5,000 messages in it. That is a different number that he just doesn't even. pick up anymore.
Starting point is 02:47:37 Really? Yeah. I turn it on and stare at it and go, whoa. Where do I even? Yeah, that's a lot. We first off 40-50 messages every single time. Every time. Look at your phone.
Starting point is 02:47:46 You might need to trim some fat. Dude, I did it the last time. Especially you're close. It's not 5,000. It's 40 or 50. Yeah. He is giving to a fault. And that's, that's one thing that I have always told him, like, baby, you've got to
Starting point is 02:48:00 protect your energy. You know, like this, you can't. So how I do it is not great. The way I protect my energy now is I look. It's everybody off. I'm just like, looks like a lot happening. Check it later. I'm looking at.
Starting point is 02:48:10 Like, fucking. You've been fucking rolling, though, dude. You've been moving. I'm sure there's a lot of people coming out of the woodwork. Jellie, you remember this? I'm not. Oh, my God, dude. I owe everybody.
Starting point is 02:48:23 Here's my story. The last six, seven weeks of my life. BMI Songwriter Festival, ACMs, Joe Rogan, American Idol, billboard cover Garth Brooks Willie Nelson
Starting point is 02:48:42 Good Morning America Bustin with the boys CMA week Dumb Blonde podcast album release week Dumb Blonde podcast album release week CMA I played the stadium at CMA
Starting point is 02:48:56 Fass Friday documentary The documentary which ended up being the biggest thing of all of it So it's just that was the last seven weeks It was a blur And then anywhere you go in Nashville because everyone is celebrating your success because you've built such a fan base that everyone feels like they're winning. Yes.
Starting point is 02:49:10 Everyone feels like they're winning now that you're winning. That was the most Nashville documentary ever. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like it was so Nashville. It was. You seen her too? How many the boys got to watch it?
Starting point is 02:49:22 I'll check it out. Jack, you took the time to check it out. That's awesome. We all support the boys out here. This is a pro jelly podcast. I don't know if you guys remember. I was the one who originally DM'd you guys like in 2018. to bring jelly on the podcast.
Starting point is 02:49:37 I do remember that. Yeah. I think you even were in the comments, too, of posts. Yeah. No, we were early fans. We were early, we were early because we're Titan people. Like, I'm a Titan person. So she's a Vegas person.
Starting point is 02:49:52 Which is why I've been harassing you about that jersey. I need one of your Raider, Will Compton jersey. Yes. Yeah. I wanted it for her. No, I don't harass you lie, but I've asked for it once. No big deal. There's a passive aggressiveness.
Starting point is 02:50:06 This is officially twice. But she's because she's a Vegas person. But so I was in on the pot early, dude. I knew this shit was going to work. You came on talking about being a Titans fan the first time we came on. I thought that was wild. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 02:50:20 We grew up here. So it's, you know, we were, when I got to play it the other day, we were talking about, oh, look at it. Oh, yeah, pull it up. November 29th, 2019. Oh, 19. Okay. I love what you guys have here, wanted to see if maybe having
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Starting point is 02:51:42 Keep it fucking twisted, boys. Grab a refreshing twisted tea today. Literally anywhere. Literally anywhere. Back to the episode. Now, you guys have been so sweet to him. I'm telling you, man. We've been on this shit. There's a love for him. The jelly just, I feel like once a month, I'll pick up my phone
Starting point is 02:52:00 and do a voice message. Just be like, hey, brother, you're fucking out there doing it. You just keep up. You're doing it, man. You'll post every success I've had the last seven weeks. I meant so much to me, dude. He brags about how good you are on Twitter. Yeah. Oh, Will is.
Starting point is 02:52:12 I'm always telling my wife, I'm like, yo, like, she's like, because she's always like, Twitter is toxic. I was like, you got to follow Will. Yeah. I was like, Will is a different kind of Twitter. I have millions of followers everywhere else in Twitter. I was like, Twitter is actually the spot. You just got to find the right groove.
Starting point is 02:52:29 Once I found Will Compton on there, I was like, fucking this is it. Yeah. Twitter is my favorite. I need to pick Twitter's my favorite. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, we can swap. And as far as posting, shout out the boy Jack.
Starting point is 02:52:42 I know guys, you know, find stuff, hey Joe's going to be doing this. But Jack is always on top of posting the boys and making sure we stay up with like you, Mike Chandler, anything going on with somebody who's like a mate. Ernest. Yeah, 100% man. I tell you what, Jack comes out and supports the boy in the randomest places, man. He was down at Songwriter Festival. The last place I thought I would see. He was down to get down.
Starting point is 02:53:05 Yeah, Jack McPherson. And he texts me and he's like, yo, I'm in, I'm in Key West. I'm coming by the show. And I was like, I didn't even ask why I was just like, fuck, come on, dope. Yeah, yeah. But I kept thinking to myself, yeah, I was like,
Starting point is 02:53:20 well, I kept thinking to myself, why in the fuck are you the songwriters festival? He said, you had a few of the guys with you, right? And he gave you tickets for all of them. Oh, yeah, he's like, I got like 10 people. I said, whatever y' I want. Jack's, oh, yeah, he knows the waves to go. He knows the waves to go get on.
Starting point is 02:53:34 No, no, he's always where the cool shit's happening. Yeah. He finds the cool shit. For sure. Yeah, that man figures it out. Was that the thing you texted us about? Are you going to Jelly's concert at the Riemann? Rhyman.
Starting point is 02:53:52 Sometimes I just don't know. Unless the one time at Bridgestone, you sent the, you called, I want to say, a day or two before. Yeah. I'm about, hey, we needed the boys there. Yeah. Man, I'd be a loved to celebrate. I tell the stories. I don't know if we got to tell a little podcast, but.
Starting point is 02:54:05 Yeah, because I haven't been here since the Bridgestone. We, y'all were the only people I called personally about that show. Really? I swear, literally. This is the only people I called her. I swear to God, dude. Were we? No, Bunny will tell you.
Starting point is 02:54:21 He'll tell you. He's good with his word. Bunny will tell you, dude, because hometown show that don't call people because it's pressure. They're coming anyways. I got fucking five, six, seven hundred people to ask for tickets to the Bridgestone. We gave away like 400. You know what I mean? Like it's over.
Starting point is 02:54:36 I just disconnect. You know what I mean? It's my thing. But I had a moment earlier that week where I was like, do the boys need to be there? I was like, this is like big, big. And y'all talked about it on the pod the next week.
Starting point is 02:54:46 Y'all were like, I love Taylor because he's honest to a fault. He's like, I just fucking didn't think about how big it was until I seen you at the bridge down. He's like, and then I looked around. I was like, oh, this is a fucking big. When you were pulling in the garage,
Starting point is 02:54:58 you were like, oh, yeah, that's a fucking bridge. That's how I felt too. Yeah. This is fucking huge. People are like, oh, no, they're on the list. Yeah. We're just kind of pulling up. We fucking are.
Starting point is 02:55:06 Yeah. I guess we're going to fucking do this thing, man. That was a good time. That was a good night. It was a great night. Y'all were the best. Y'all ended up in my room lit. Y'all were so fucking fun.
Starting point is 02:55:16 Yeah, because we didn't even know if we'd even see you. We kind of saw you, I think, right before the show, we saw Ernest for sure before the show. Yeah. Saw Ernest. Yeah, saw Arnes. Yeah, saw Riley. The boy Riley. And then, but literally seeing you getting on that golf cart, it was so impressive to see, like, you just fucking in the zone.
Starting point is 02:55:33 You're in flow state. Yeah, for sure. Every time we saw him on the golf cart, though, you know, we were like, he's probably going to go take a shit. Maybe he's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he pops up on the other stage. Pre-show shits are a thing. Pre-show shits are the dude.
Starting point is 02:55:44 He's had to run off stage before. I've had to walk out of this podcast and shit. Yeah. Remember the time I was so hung over with me, you and Ernest? I went out there and fucking shit. We were in a family and spiders. Boys, I got a, I got a, I got a, you're sweating. When he hasn't even that hot out.
Starting point is 02:55:57 No, Ernest got us so drunk on that 4th of July. Yeah, here, let's talk about that for a second. Yeah. I don't think anybody's getting you drunk. I think you're the one that gets everybody else drunk. You poured me a shot at that fucking softball game. You want a shot? I'm like, yeah, I'll take a shot.
Starting point is 02:56:11 You handed me a fucking glass this big. And you hit big dinger afterwards. Big dinger right afterwards. You gave me the juice I needed. I made the mistake. Zanis was when he got me absolutely. I love to say he got. Yeah, don't let him pour any shots.
Starting point is 02:56:26 They're very heavy-handed. Yeah, that's the one where I had to tell Brad, like, hey, you got to take me home. I can't. I can't do this anymore. Yeah, this is it. What is this? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the one.
Starting point is 02:56:35 Can we bring back the short hair, Jay? Yeah. Bring back, you said that haircut? Right now. The best part was, the best, watch Taylor's face. It's just not hit Taylor, this is for real. Watch, he's like, look, he's like, he's like.
Starting point is 02:56:58 You were gone for a minute, too. Oh, no, he takes his time. Yeah. It's never a faster. Just 50 messages. 34 minutes. You're so much different, man. Me?
Starting point is 02:57:08 Yeah, I do. I do. I look at someone's dad there. Yeah. Yeah. A puffy face. That's so crazy. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:57:16 And that's me coming back from shit in a family of spiders. That's so funny, man. That's exactly what I said. I'll never forget. It was the fucking man. Burnis had a fucking truck that poured mixed drinks out of the truck, like a tap truck. And I don't drink a lot of mixed drinks because that fucking sugar is what'll get you hung over, you know? And then we started tapping
Starting point is 02:57:35 those things, dude, and I was like, oh, no, it shouldn't happen. Yeah. I'm going south. I was drinking tequila, mint, limes, or something. I was like, it's fucking over. But I was still shooting shots. That's where you fuck up. Anytime I watched somebody to come in that'll shoot a shot and they still got a mixed drink, that person's going down.
Starting point is 02:57:51 For sure, you're just watching the, that's a different kind of drunk. You know what I'm saying? That's a burnt price or drinker. It's like, I'll take a shot of tequila and an old-fashioned. Yeah, it's like, whoa, buddy. Listen, you're mixing two different alcohols there, too. You start mixing alcohols.
Starting point is 02:58:07 I got to get the fuck away. Yeah. Well, I've always seen you drink liquor. Yep. Now, you are going to the beer Olympics drinking beer. You're going to drink beer? Well, this is a problem, and this is something we've got to figure out. I'm not a beer drinker.
Starting point is 02:58:19 Uh-oh. His tummy gets upset. Well, I think I listen to this pot. I don't know what doesn't upset his tummy. Literally. Yeah. Sounds like hot water. Do you remember the talk we had about embarrassment?
Starting point is 02:58:30 My poor wife. The shower just starts cutting up. Very few. things are more embarrassing than my wife looking at two alpha men about her husband and going, his tummy hurt. Yeah, that's all. We'll glance over it. We'll just move on.
Starting point is 02:58:46 We'll put her in the rear view fast. And her heart was so right. She was like, his little tummy hurts. I'm over to like. So what do you want to do? Because the first event is. Ticula. He needs tequila.
Starting point is 02:58:57 What do we do here? This is the first time we're kind of facing some. This is a real adversity for us. Yeah. This is a big thing. I thought about it too. I thought we talked about it off camera. True Taylor and Wilfass.
Starting point is 02:59:09 That's what I love about y'all's podcast. I know y'all are going to bring up the crazy shit. I was just sitting here like, oh, here comes. Well, he's allergic to gluten and wheat and stuff. He looks allergic to gluten and wheat. This is so embarrassed. I'm never doing a podcast.
Starting point is 02:59:25 That's all right, brother. I'm never podcasting with her again. Yeah. We eat and gluten. We've talked about. About the same thing, right? Yeah. The same thing.
Starting point is 02:59:35 Gluten, barley? We could do tequila, baby. Yeah, yeah. We'll do tequila water. If you just heard, yeah, I've been to tequila water. But. I feel like I'm getting the short end of the stick, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:59:48 We get a measurement of how much alcohol is in a shot of tequila and how many beers that equals. Yeah. If I have to drink beer, I've accepted that I'm just going to fucking get sick that day. Do they have a gluten-free beer? There are gluten-free beers. Maybe that's something to wear it. Yeah, I'll exhaust that option. The funny thing about this is I've just never drank a beer.
Starting point is 03:00:08 So you don't even know if you can chug. I don't know what I've never drank. Listen, this is a hot take. I didn't want to say this on your product. I didn't want to say this ever. I've always looked at beer as men's version of wine. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like something, you know, girls would do.
Starting point is 03:00:24 You know what I'm saying? It's kind of like, oh, I'm drinking a beer. Yeah. What a dude's like, I drink 10 beers. I'm like, or you could have drank three shots like a real man. Right. I feel like beer, beer got an out in that
Starting point is 03:00:35 when shelters came up. Now people hit on the shelters. Maybe you drink silcers. Yeah. There's no gluten in seltors. But there are gluten for your beers. I think the key would be he would need to get the, we need to make sure they're cans
Starting point is 03:00:46 because when we're playing beer ball and everything else, you're going to have to hit the can and that's what he's going to have to chuck. True. I think it's going to be tough to get out of the... I'll see what I can find. Yeah, I think it's going to be tough to figure out a way to get you out of doing some of the... Like you, like, flip cup. Like, we could probably put water in it, right?
Starting point is 03:01:01 But beer, but beer ball, there's really no getting around. What all games are y'all doing from last year and what's new? Because y'all remember I was a tall same. I was a sedator last year. I came as a fan. Yeah. It's all the same.
Starting point is 03:01:11 I remember one of your boys pulled up and, like, halfway through. It was like, record scratch. Like, hey, who the fuck is this guy? It was like, that's my boy. I was like, all right, game on. We're good. The funny part was it was like a movie. It was a bunch of dudes that sounded like they were fitting a fight
Starting point is 03:01:24 because they were just having so much fun. And then they were like, hold on, hold on. Everybody got quiet. fucking 50 dudes, thousands of beers it felt like everywhere. And they're like, who the fuck is this guy?
Starting point is 03:01:35 My dude just came around the corner, Big Maui. I was like, he's with me and they were like, all right, game back on. And everybody picked up like a movie set.
Starting point is 03:01:41 I thought somebody just came in. And everybody picked up like a movie set just like right back into whatever they were arguing. Like a bunch of frat boys. It's going to be fun, man,
Starting point is 03:01:49 it's going to be very fratty. It'll be very fratty. It was very frat. It was awesome. Beer pong, beer ball, and a three beer chug. Oh,
Starting point is 03:01:57 are y'all starting with a three beer chug? Because that's going to seat us going into the attorney. Do you have a beerbong for that? No. Y'all are popping them right. And you're going to go. And then you take your two times, like you and Ernest, your times will be average with
Starting point is 03:02:09 each other and that'll be your seating based on how you did against everybody else. Oh, wow. This is insane. You're going to have me, Ernest, y'all, Bert, and Shane there. Yeah. You're going to have to get a medic. There's going to be more people. There's going to have to be a nurse.
Starting point is 03:02:25 Boris Buckner, George Kittle. No fucking way. I'll give you a. squad there now. Hardy and his wife. He wants his partner to be his wife, so I'm sure she can put it fucking down. I met her the other night. I met her the other night. She's fucking ready. I think
Starting point is 03:02:39 she's my wife. It's like, okay, hang on now. If we were doing cocaine in 2017, I'd have picked my wife. For sure. I'd be like, hold on, we're doing beer and blow. I'm bringing bunny. Have you meant Uncle Laser? You're going to love Uncle Laser.
Starting point is 03:02:56 He's an Austin comedian. He's coming in for it. What about Dutty? You got Cameron coming in? One of the Midland boys. Come in and Mark. Yeah, those two are coming. They're competing together. Russell Dickerson, Michael Chandler, are going to compete together.
Starting point is 03:03:07 Oh, we're going to smoke. Diari. David Bocciari left tackle for the Packers. I'm coming just for a funny. The real question is, who's coming in second? Why? We and Ernest are going to win this thing for sure. You can't even drink beer.
Starting point is 03:03:18 You guys going to last. I'm just going to drink real alcohol. Tell me. It's because I'm used to drinking real alcohol. I don't know, man. I think, I think you and Ernest. team. Shane.
Starting point is 03:03:30 Oh, that's a little fucked up. Nope. Here's why. Shane is a beer, beer, drinker, ain't he? Shane's a beer, beer drinker.
Starting point is 03:03:36 He's the one you gotta worry about. Now, it's just beer drinking. Exactly. Bert, I saw him at his premiere doing Flip Cup. We ain't got nothing to worry about. Really?
Starting point is 03:03:44 You got nothing to worry about, Bert. Bert is a partier, but as far as party games go, Bert, and also talks about how athletic he is. Oh, my God. You're a fucking,
Starting point is 03:03:53 I hate y'all. I didn't think about it from that perspective. What? I keep thinking of this is who can drink the most. And I was like, I think I got a chance. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:03:59 Now it's like, no, this is about a game. We're not all drinking the same amount. This ain't the first to tap. Yeah. Right. If it's the first to tap situation, I'm putting money on you and Burt. Yeah. That's where I was at.
Starting point is 03:04:10 First beer ball hits and jelly's got to fucking go get the ball. You gotta go get the ball. I'm bringing a ball getter. I'll sponsor a ball get her. Big Matt. I'll sponsor a ball good. That is so funny. You should actually do that.
Starting point is 03:04:25 Like your base runner. Yeah. You know how like on courts add they had the towel do? that comes out. Yeah, for sure. I love it. The bass runner? Are you mad at my base hit? Are you upset with my base hit? Your base hit, so it won us in the game on year one a few years ago. Yes, sir, yes, sir. But you get in the base runner, and she gets to have cleats dug into the ground, and she's basically at the batters box that she gets to go like a track runner right when she hears a noise.
Starting point is 03:04:46 That's for shit, because she should have been tossed out. Yeah. She barely made it. I would have never guessed you were the hater of this. I knew there was hatred. I heard. I didn't expect it to be. Yeah, we'll have a hell of the game, but his team did lose, and he is salty for that. And you snuck out of the batten lineup? Oh, he did. I got into the top of the other one, he did. He dipped, hearty dipped.
Starting point is 03:05:07 We played Darius Ruckers thing for St. Jude. Yeah. In our defense, it was a say, yeah, what about them kids, Kim? You don't like the kids' will? Yeah, Will hates kids. Is that where it's at? Man. But listen, I knew there'd be a little hate because I was not, I've hit a dinger
Starting point is 03:05:24 every time I went up to that bat. I have bit a straight dinger, dude. When other grown men were getting struck out or hitting pop flies, I hit bass hits. Yeah. You can try to put an asterisk bite because I had somebody run for me, but that was such a good dinger, I could have sauntered, okay? You try to make it sound like it was close and it was not. It just makes me fucking mad.
Starting point is 03:05:48 She could a moonwalk. Ultimately that we lost. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What was wild to me, it was Hardy. Like, you were telling me Hardy, Ernest, Like we had a squad Because Loki I thought they had the squad
Starting point is 03:06:00 They're like no no no no No these guys are gonna be the ones We had a squad Seeing Hardy's face when he struck out Oh I was like brother We are in trouble Oh no he came back around Well then I went up to bat
Starting point is 03:06:09 And I fucking flopped ass Put a ball straight up in the air And fucking Ronald A Green caught it I can piss me off Anybody but him actually Anybody but you Then him next Yeah
Starting point is 03:06:19 I was hoping man I was hoping I knew you had a little hate in your heart Because I picked Taylor I knew I didn't even know that Don't ask you didn't know that, dude. Don't actually, you know you know it.
Starting point is 03:06:30 Yeah, I didn't even know that. And I kept that to myself, feel. Yeah, for you. But I'm glad you brought it up. That's why I was hate. It's all good, though. Like, I know what game I played. And ultimately, like, if you're, you won, but you picked the wrong player.
Starting point is 03:06:45 I will say this. I will say this. Next year, it's not even going to be. What about Deney Hayes? Bunny hooked that up. Shout out. Shout out, Dana. Now I will say, I will say, I
Starting point is 03:06:55 I thought Michael Chandler should have won the MVP. I'm glad she won it and she was deserving as well. But Mike had a home run. Yeah, but Mike went two for four. And every play that Mike made was ultimately routine and just looked theatrical. Yeah. Fair enough. She's out there.
Starting point is 03:07:09 She's moving around in the infield to be like, hey, where is she best suited? Like, she was the best asset on the team. Yeah. The professional softball player. Yeah. Where'd she go? Alabama. She was all-American.
Starting point is 03:07:20 She's all-American. Yeah. She's amazing. Also, her and her wife are a fucking. hilarious. Yeah. So, so good.
Starting point is 03:07:28 I met the other day. A song that's incredible. Road hard and put away wet. Yeah. Road hard and put up wet. That's fucking awesome. She said you got that B.D.E. Big Dyke energy.
Starting point is 03:07:39 I swear to that. Just the best people. Her and Mandy are just amazing. I met them like two days before at Chandler's house. It was like a Memorial Day thing. It was awesome, man. They were great to be around. They're sweetheart.
Starting point is 03:07:49 I called me. I picked Taylor. I picked Taylor and I picked, well, yeah. That's how it happened. And they said we got to pick a girl a piece. And at that moment, I knew Riley Green was going to lose. Because I called my wife. I said, hey, I need a chick that can play softball.
Starting point is 03:08:06 And buddy said, give me 30 minutes. And she called right back and said, Dene Hayes, TikTok superstar, Alabama national championship. I was like, sign her up. I didn't know she was local. So I was like, I'll buy the hotel room. I'll fly her in. I was like, I'll do whatever it takes. We're going to win.
Starting point is 03:08:21 You're out there doing it. She was a fucking stud. Yeah, she's awesome. To me, I found out baseball is not like riding a bike. You can't just get back on and figure it all out. That first inning, that ground ball, zip past me. I'm like, I'm not playing the right sport right now. Not playing the right sport.
Starting point is 03:08:36 What about the foul ball that they called not a foul ball? Yeah, that was tough for me too. That was painful. That was a tough one. That was painful, man. Can I be honest with you? I struggled with that one. Can I be honest with you?
Starting point is 03:08:45 Yeah. It was a fair ball. It was a fair ball? Yes. I saw it laying and I was like doing this, but that thing was like this far inside the white line. God, I believed you. I know. Sold me. She's so busy.
Starting point is 03:08:57 In our campaign. I needed to make myself look better because I had two endings right there. That were just tough. I flyed out, had two errors. I had an error and I had a run down a ball. That got stuck. You had two errors. I had two errors throughout the game.
Starting point is 03:09:10 Thanks, Will. We caught a dub, so I'm expecting to be on your team again next year. Thank you, Jellie. We're coming back, both. I think we get to be the captains next year. Do we really? They were talking about, hey, maybe we make you and Taylor the Cabin's. That'll be.
Starting point is 03:09:23 That'll be fun. That'll be huge. Good. I know what you guys are saying to say. I know where I land. I know you know who team you're going to be on. I mean, Taylor's good, but they're going to struggle to find a better coach. I was incredible. You had energy.
Starting point is 03:09:35 You had energy. I kept the, I'll be your assistant coach. When you hit that single and you came off and you go, you know you're fat when you hit a single and people cheer the way they did. It was and you fucking pop the top off. You fucking losing it. I was like, oh, I was having so much fun. The serious thing was like, who is like, who is. was going to play pitcher. We're like, hey, because
Starting point is 03:09:57 there was like Clay Matthews got binked in the face like three, four years ago. And I was like, intimidating. Intimitating. And Ernest was like, oh, I'm pitching. Yeah. And no has a fucking incredible pitcher about him. God. He was him. Yeah, for sure. Earn was that. Dude, him and Hardy. Doggy dog. Yeah. I thought he was
Starting point is 03:10:13 great. We had a superstar team. I'm looking forward to next year. No, for him to come in a day. Right back. It doesn't, it like, you know, I don't want to sow some of my teammates, but we had embarrassing base around. out there. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:10:26 Can we talk about how far it came from the first one we did, though? Think about the first time, yeah, me and you went into there. Yeah, bro. Remember Terry Bradshaw? Yeah, so drunky, fast out. I got him drunk. I got Terry Bagsall. Me and Terry were drinking.
Starting point is 03:10:40 Bussing his head. Oh, my God. First of all, though, Terry Bradshaw threw me a football. I'm the only person he threw a pass to all day and I caught it. It's all my TikTok for a hour. How far is that? I remember, like, posting that he slapped me on the ass. Listen, the best part was somebody threw him a football to sign,
Starting point is 03:10:58 and he looks at me and says, I'm not making this up. He goes, hey, Biggin, run a little route or something. Biggin. No shit. That's what I'm going to call you from now on. It's awesome. It's awesome. I was so excited, dude.
Starting point is 03:11:10 I ran a little slant. I was so. I didn't know what it was saying. Precisely slant. This was perfect, dude. Listen, I caught up like that. It was fucking incredible, dude. Everything about it was awesome.
Starting point is 03:11:24 And then I started drinking with him. with any guy fucking lapped. Yeah, dude, he was Mac drunk. That was because it wasn't long ago that Zany's happened and I remember you're coming up, hey, Bubba, for the boys? I was like, no. You're not getting me, jelly.
Starting point is 03:11:39 That's another thing Will does. He will turn down and drink shamelessly. If he gets to his point, he'll be like, no. I'm not drinking. Like, get mad at the person. I'm not drinking anymore. The Terry was one of those I knew we were in trouble because I was watching him shoot shots,
Starting point is 03:11:52 but he was drinking a mixed drink. He's another one of those. stories where he had a drink and found about the third shot. And I was like, what are you drinking? He was like, oh, this is that Bradshaw bourbon. I was like, you're drinking. That's what you're chasing your tequila with? He was like, yeah, it's the best bourbon ever.
Starting point is 03:12:07 You should try it. And I was like, I will. That's a real drinker to chase an alcoholic beverage with another alcohol bottle. Yeah. Oh, yeah. For real. I got a carrot top. That's what he was doing on the plane.
Starting point is 03:12:17 He would drink wine and chase it with crown. You would chase wine with crown? On a plane. What a weird combination. Red wine. What a weird... What a weird... I don't know what was happening.
Starting point is 03:12:27 You'd almost think like... Yeah. That's what we're saying. That's what we're saying. Yeah. No, it was weird. You hit on you? No.
Starting point is 03:12:33 Not at all. What's the biggest celebrity to ever hit on you that was like, woof? Oh my God. What's the what? I hate it. I see, I'm not one of these kiss
Starting point is 03:12:43 and tell clout bitches. I hate that. But it's not. What'd you ask? What'd you ask is that? Like one of the biggest celebrities to hit on her and her, you have to be like,
Starting point is 03:12:49 no dog. This ain't it. M&M. No shit. Yeah. I did not expect that. He, I made out with him. Yeah?
Starting point is 03:13:00 So we were at this. He's got a thing for white rappers. I love you. There you go. We made out. You know, JP raps. Spit them bars, Jay. I've never told this story.
Starting point is 03:13:13 I'm so embarrassed right now. No, tell the story. You don't have to if you don't want to. No, I mean, it's fine. I mean, it happened. You stepped in the shallow end. Just keep walking to the... So I was with Jeremy Shockey.
Starting point is 03:13:22 We were at this party, just platonic. We were. were just, Jeremy was huge in Vegas. He was always there gambling, so he was, like, friends with all of us. And we went to this party at the Palms. And Eminem was there, and we were all just talking. Do you mind if I bookmarked real quick? What year is this?
Starting point is 03:13:39 God. I'm going to say maybe 2006-ish. Right whenever him and Mariah were having beef, Eminem and Mariah. This was big time. Because the first thing I asked Eminem was, I said, did you really fuck Mariah? And he was like, yeah, I fucked that bitch. And I was like, I knew. it and that's like how we bonded, you know?
Starting point is 03:13:57 And then... He thought, I'm gonna fuck this bitch. He's like, yo, brown two. He's like, fucking let's go. He asked me about sex. That must mean she wants to have sex. Sexual person. So then they had like a penthouse upstairs and he's like,
Starting point is 03:14:13 we had walked out of the party and he's like, are you going to come upstairs with me? And I was like, no. And he was like, he looked at me dumbfounded. He was like, you're not going to come upstairs with me. This is after the makeout? Yeah. And I was like, absolutely.
Starting point is 03:14:24 Absolutely not. I was like, I'm not a clout chaser. I'm not going to fuck you just to say I fucked you. Really? I went back to the party and... Barney only fucked poor people. That was... Literally. Literally.
Starting point is 03:14:36 If you're not a project, I don't want it. Were you prostituting back then? Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Why did you hit him with a number? Mm-hmm. I just didn't. I just said, I've never been one of those girls who ever wants the story or anything like that, you know?
Starting point is 03:14:48 Like, I just didn't want it. And I was, it was an off day. I was having fun, right? Exactly. Who wants to work on an off day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just went back to the, and then I got kicked out. You're trying to stay in the party.
Starting point is 03:14:58 Yeah, well, and then I got kicked out by 50 cents fucking security guard, and he was a prick. What at party you're at? My God, you've been dropping names like crazy, man. I just really like that, huh? Yeah, no, it is. It's never, it's just, that's a normal fucking Wednesday, you know. That's wild. How did he, how did the make-out happen?
Starting point is 03:15:17 We were just talking and he just kissed me, so I kissed him back. Can you kiss her? Yeah, that was my next question. I don't remember. Oh, you're lying. He's a foolish. My wife just lied to me. How dear?
Starting point is 03:15:30 He sucks me as a deep tongue guy. He wasn't. I remember his mouth. He had cotton mouth. Yeah. So I just, I don't want to talk shit. It might be a G-smoker. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:15:38 All right? He's a rapper of all time. He can have a dry mouth if he wants to. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's fucking, you know. We're pro Eminem on this podcast. Yeah, no, for sure. We're pro-em-in-in-s.
Starting point is 03:15:48 I mean, there's, there's, I grew up in Vegas, so, I mean, I've seen just crazy shit from people. I keep telling to write the book fucking Now, Bonnie, listen Maybe we can ask off camera Yeah I was gonna say If you were sitting on a podcast
Starting point is 03:16:02 I had know some crazy stories Obviously the first thing I want to do is like hey Yeah Tell me one of those stories I'm not gonna ask you to do that Yeah Because you just went out on a little limb there And told us that story
Starting point is 03:16:10 I could tell you one about Cuba getting Jr. Let's do that Yeah No, no radio Radio day It's not a bad one It's actually fucking hilarious They have the mansions
Starting point is 03:16:22 at the Bellagio and we would go there all the time with, like, you know, clientele. And we were there. I mean, all my girls were getting paid. And all of a sudden, there's this bigger girl who comes out. And, I mean, she's a beautiful. Bigger girl, though. Like, it had to be at least, you know, two or three hundred.
Starting point is 03:16:35 Naked, just running through, giggling, just having a blast. And right behind her was Cuba Gooden Jr., naked, just chasing her. Like, literally, just the true death. And tech? Like, they're fucking out there, just doing whatever? We were doing. But it was the most joyous moment. And it was so funny.
Starting point is 03:16:50 And it just that was how I met Cuba Gooding Jr. was him just running around naked chasing this chick. I hate to ask this, but was he hard or soft? No, he was hard. Cuba prefers bigger women. Really? At least in that moment. Yeah, well, yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 03:17:02 Man. Yeah. I love you. Tyler said, at least in that moment. Yeah. I'm just imagining this voluptuous woman. Yeah. And him with the biggest smile on his face.
Starting point is 03:17:13 Nothing. Oh, yeah, just going. He's actually little. He's very little in person. His penis? I know. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 03:17:21 Him. Just his present. Navigia. Get back here. Yeah. The only thing would have been better feeling a lasso or
Starting point is 03:17:27 something going after. She's from behind like as she's running I'll give you a five second and start. Yeah, one, two, you know,
Starting point is 03:17:33 start counting. Man, that's fucking awesome. What a life? Yeah, it was crazy. It was wild. What a life?
Starting point is 03:17:40 I know. It seems like it was so long ago. She married me and settled down in Tennessee and raised a kid. Isn't that the fucking best? I fucked your whole life off. We have a house there.
Starting point is 03:17:49 So anytime I miss it, I go back. Yeah. And then I remember why I left. I'm like, oh, fuck. Nashville's my piece. He's my piece, you know, so wherever he's at is home. So even though Vegas is my home, it's not home anymore. When he's traveling so much, how often are you on the road with him? I am an independent female. So when he goes on the road, there's been, we have a two week role, you know, where we don't go more than two weeks. But we have before, like last year, I had to get the house ready and stuff like that. I'll go out and see him whenever. Like this tour, I have my own tour bus. So I'm coming out the entire tour with him. No shit. That's awesome. Awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:18:22 On your own shit. On my own shit. She'll be podding and doing content, just doing our own thing on our own bus. That's fucking awesome. Plus the weed thing was a problem. Yeah. I love you, but I'm not touring and not smoking weed. That is being on a bus with 11 dudes.
Starting point is 03:18:37 Like, I paid my dues. I have been with you in rental cars and fucking passenger vans that the dudes would like fuck groupies in the passenger van. And we'd have to drive to the next city smelling the pussy. We fuck groupies in the passenger van. I know. But. Yeah. What a fucking podcast.
Starting point is 03:18:54 The world didn't know they needed. Yeah, exactly. That's fucking electric, dude. I had another question, but that fucking kind of derailed me a little bit. We interrupt this episode to bring you NASCAR, the upcoming race, the Ally 400 at Nashville Super Speedway,
Starting point is 03:19:12 June 25th at 7 p.m. Eastern on NBC. Parker McCollum is doing a pre-race concert. Guitars are guitars and fast cars under the line. in the Music City. We, the boys, will be honorary race officials for the race. Also, coming up NASCAR's first ever street race in Chicago, it's called the Chicago Street Race, July 2nd at 5.30 p.m. Eastern. 2023 is also the 75th anniversary of NASCAR. So shout out the boys of NASCAR. Again, Nashville, Tennessee, June 25th, 7 p.m. Eastern on NBC. Back to the episode. How many people do you guys roll with? It seems like,
Starting point is 03:19:51 I feel like you're never alone. Yeah. And obviously, this is the second time I've seen your girl here. And then you got someone sleeping in the back over there. Like, you guys. Yeah. We're just a crew. And, you know, I'm a business.
Starting point is 03:20:02 So anything we do is. Mimi does her hair, manages her and does all of her day-to-day stuff. And Mimi and Haley does the makeup. Of course, my dude's always with me, my security guy. Yeah. I've always had. And my camera dude's always with me. Have you ever needed security in a big way?
Starting point is 03:20:20 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I have. Well, it's a double-edged thing for me. From where I come from, I'm just overprotective in general, just because I've seen things escalate unnecessarily so quickly. So I'm just very cautious of that. Plus, I'll be honest with you, man. I just, I can't afford it.
Starting point is 03:20:40 I'm at a place in my life where I've got to evaluate risk in every situation and liabilities and assets, and I just can't afford any liabilities. People are going to sue me. Yeah. Yeah. You know, even just a couple of years ago, if somebody said something crazy
Starting point is 03:20:53 to me or disrespect to me and spit on me and we got in a physical altercation that would have died there, going to court. Yeah. You know, it's like I'm just not playing. I'm just not going to let nobody get in the way of what I'm trying to do.
Starting point is 03:21:04 I got big dreams now. Yeah. I'm not going to let anybody fuck that up. So I'd rather be safe and sorry. It's kind of like my buddy used to always say about security is I'd rather never need them and have them with me than not have them with me and need them.
Starting point is 03:21:16 Yeah. Like a condom. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. It's a great way to look at it, Will. Like that. And spoken like a true new father. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:21:27 Brantley seems like we had Brantley on last week. Oh, was the best. And he's awesome. I watch. But he's got a little bit of paranoia about him too. Yeah. He's got that security. He's got...
Starting point is 03:21:36 Oh, yeah. It sounds like he grew up a little rough as well. Yeah, for sure. He's definitely... When you go through traumatic experiences like being shot at or shot, things that I've experienced, you know, I've been stabbed. I mean, I've been through some shit. You been stabbed?
Starting point is 03:21:49 Oh, for sure. When I got shot on my leg. I've been shot in the leg, stabbed in the stomach. Multiple times. I've got scars everywhere. I show you all these scars. And you just go through that stuff. And even though I don't do anything now to warrant that,
Starting point is 03:22:00 and I've righted most of my wrongs, I'm just still very, you know, I tell people all the time. I'm a fucking street dude. I move like a street dude. I always move like this. I just move like it legit now. Yeah. I have a real security license insured bond company
Starting point is 03:22:13 and my lawyer hires them instead of me and I stay out. I just, it's not cool. I can't risk this shit, dog. Yeah. Too many good things going right now. Like you said, baby, it's clear what side. I'm going to right direction in life for the first time ever. I'm going to let anybody fuck that up.
Starting point is 03:22:26 Yeah. For sure. Well, this segment we are about to do is for a on the road being on the road story. So whether it's one of your better stories together, separately, it can be whatever. Road trip or like a tour story. Tour story. Being on the road. Wheels on pavement.
Starting point is 03:22:42 Yeah. We can tell him about Lansing. Tell about Lansing. No, you start that. Lansing was one of the. better nights we've ever had. You got to love. Lansing, Michigan?
Starting point is 03:22:51 Oh, no, you should. We had just got a bus, so we had just started selling enough tickets to get a bus. And we're playing like a 500-cat room in Lansing called the loft. And especially early in our career, Bunny and I was like, we were on Tinder together. Like, we were like constantly hunting.
Starting point is 03:23:10 You know what I mean? Like that chicken hunting. Yeah, we were chicken hunting. Like a two-on-one type situation. Let's find the... Yeah, for sure. Let's find us a little something to play with tonight, right? Right.
Starting point is 03:23:19 It's around me in a different city every night. And this night, some girl at DM her and said, hey, I'm coming to the show with my girlfriends. We want to hang out. So Bunny comes to me, it's back when Bunny's drinking still. Bunny comes to me, she's had a couple drinks. She's a ball. Bunny, the best wing man on earth. Yeah?
Starting point is 03:23:35 For anybody, for just everybody. She's just who she is. And she comes back, she's like, I think we're going to get all three of these bitches if we want them. That's what Bunny says to me. And I'm like, what? She's like, I do. I think we're going to get all three of these. these girls and I was like, no way. And Bunny ended up bagging all three of these girls. No way.
Starting point is 03:23:54 Oh, yeah. It was fucking the best hour and a half of my life just on the bus. Hour and a half now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to be personally fired up. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Not hiding it, by the way. I'm not like playing cool. I'm like, fuck. Yeah. Are you serious? Are they rockets? Yeah. Yeah, they're all pretty. Yeah, they're a pretty girl. Bunny don't pull mud ducks. You know what I'm saying? For sure. Bunny's, you know, Equal or lesser, equal or greater value. And I said talk to these girls. Like, and this was a few years ago.
Starting point is 03:24:22 Yeah, yeah, bunny. Like, any girl that we've ever had, you know, like a menagerie t'a with is I'm still in contact with them, you know. I'm not sure that's what Turo thought about the kind of content they wanted. Yeah. But if they needed to get a van, they probably get it on Turo.com. Some of that in the back of. Yeah. That's fucking hilarious.
Starting point is 03:24:42 I'll give one that's not as vulgar to help to. Well, let's unpack this one for a second. Okay. Okay. So you two and three other girls going crazy on each other. Yeah. If you're anything like me, you got about five minutes of hardcore in you. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:24:58 For sure. Now, you talk about an hour and a half. Well, because I'm getting to watch this thing unfold. Yeah. The most awkward thing about a threesome is that's not awkward, but it's like fun, is that Big J. Oaksin has the best joke about it. He's like, at some point, you're just kind of sitting there like, all right, hey. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:25:14 I'm here. Yeah. I'm here. I'm here. Yeah, I'm just, once y'all figure out an order of operation, you know what I'm just saying? I'm fucking right here. That's like the allure to it, too. And it was, it was really, really, really incredible.
Starting point is 03:25:28 I will say, as weird as it makes it. Really, really, really. I mean, it was special, dude. I mean, things that my high school would have never thought was going to happen from me. You know what I'm saying? Where people are like, what would your younger self be most surprised about? You remember that on this podcast? I don't remember that.
Starting point is 03:25:45 You see what I'm saying? You see why stuff like that comes out of me? When you're like, I tell you right here. We, the first, that same bus, we're coming back. Oh, my God. From Ashland, North Carolina. And we're asleep. And Bunny wakes me up and goes, something is dragging on this bus.
Starting point is 03:26:05 And I'm like, huh? And I go back to sleep. She wakes me up like, something is wrong with this bus. I mean, we're like, and I listen. And the back is like floating like this. And every time it floats, you hear it click. like it hits the frame, and you hear like this like, sound, and I'm like, what is happening?
Starting point is 03:26:23 About that time, the bus gets pulled over. The under part of the bus had fell and was scraping and shooting sparks. And we were like an hour and a half, yeah, we're like an hour and a half from Nashville, so the bus driver is just going to try to push it. Let's not leave out the fact. Are you going to tell him about what he was doing? Oh, you tell him, please.
Starting point is 03:26:41 Oh, no, you go ahead. No, you got the best. Oh, please. No, you. This motherfucker had a bottle of. of Jack and just fucking pounding it while he's driving us ass and swinging, fucking sparks flying down the road. So the cop opens the door and the first thing he sees is a handle of Jack Daniels sitting on the dash.
Starting point is 03:27:00 Oh my God. And he's like, oh, we got to search the bus. We're asleep on a rock and roll tour. There are so many drugs on this bus. There are so much happening on this bus. It's 5.45 in the morning in Cookville, Tennessee. They end up pulling us out. And I just, I sit to cops straight down and go, dude, there's like, this is back when
Starting point is 03:27:19 weed was still, like, really treated wrongly in this state. There's, like, dab rigs everywhere, bongs, pipes. And the, in the, it was Nelly's old bus. Yeah, it was like, we are, Waka Flaka's bus or something crazy. Yeah, it was like, there was bullet holes in the ceiling. Yeah, it was already, we could, just a trappy-ass bus. Obviously, we could only afford the kind of bus that had a bus driver to drink. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 03:27:42 While driving. Yeah. You know what you? Greg. But so we end up getting piled one at a time out. Now, Scary Larry is one of my best friends. Y'all have seen Scary before. You recognize it.
Starting point is 03:27:54 Scary Larry has got all of the drugs, drugs in his backpack. And he grabs me and he's like, I probably got me drugs. I'm not going to go into detail. Just like the kind of drugs that will get you in trouble. People hand us drugs at concerts. That's why I won't take anything from anybody anymore because they would put like, Meth in your hand, fucking acid, like whatever. So all night long, you're literally just pocketing drugs at concert.
Starting point is 03:28:20 I would come home with like, oh, it's crazy. I mean, dude, they give me all kinds of drugs. So we got all these drugs in his bag, and I grabbed the cop and I say, cop, officer, every drug you found on this bus is mine. This fucking prick cop, Taylor goes through the entire bus. Now, we have what they call a junk bunk, which is when you have an extra bunk that you just put like backpacks on. Okay.
Starting point is 03:28:45 So the junk bunk has Scarry's backpack. It's the only backpack up there. The rest of us grabbed our bags. Scary left his backpack up there. That's one with all the drugs. All the drugs. He slides the curtain shut. So the cop goes, bottom bunk up, this side, bottom bunk up, this side.
Starting point is 03:28:59 Bottom bunk up, bottom bunk up. And because this bunk is closed off, the cop doesn't open it. Oh, no way. I'm sitting there like, there's no fucking way. It's fixing to happen, dude. I'm telling you, dude, I'm like, oh. And he looks at it. And it's like you clip them shut.
Starting point is 03:29:17 It's like a way you shut them. Like you kind of like button them in so you can sleep in your bunk comfortably. So he kind of tugs and he's like, whatever, moves on. He goes out. He ends up putting on it. So he ends up charging me and my guitar player for all this weed. He charges me for like a felony amount of weed because it was so much shit. He's leaving out the fact that he took everybody's charges.
Starting point is 03:29:35 I took, yeah. I told him when he came on. I said every drug you find on the bus is mine. I still feel bad that they end up charging Casey with it because everybody gave me their drugs, but Casey and had like a thimble of weed in his girl's purse. But they still charged him for it. Was there a reason why Casey didn't give, he was like, he didn't want. He had a fumble of weed.
Starting point is 03:29:55 So it's like he just didn't. Everybody just woke up. We were like, yeah. We were fucking far. It was the last night of tour. We were heading home. We were partying heavy, heavy. And I ended up fighting two marijuana charges for me and Casey in Cookfield,
Starting point is 03:30:09 Tennessee for three years before we finally beat out. I had to go to court 20 times. Right. And I'll never forget that because it was like, one, we could have went to jail for fucking ounces of cocaine probably and heroin and methamphetamines and acid. Ever because we were young and reckless back in these tours, you know. But the fact that I still had to fight a weed charge for three years is why I'm always complaining about weed not being legal in the state of Tennessee. Yeah. Do you think it'll ever be legal in the state of Tennessee or it has to be nationally, like federally legal before it becomes legal in the South?
Starting point is 03:30:43 I think that I think that it'll I think we'll be legal here to be at least medical I just think we'll be one of the last Yeah We'll be one of the last states to do it What a fucking deal
Starting point is 03:30:53 Toro.com Road Stories Road Stories We've had you guys on this podcast for two hours We appreciate you guys so much But before you have anything No I think you're shaking your head
Starting point is 03:31:03 This has been fucking awesome This has been electric But we got to talk about the new album And I want you to plug anything And everything you have Appreciate you guys So let's talk about the album You go for us, baby.
Starting point is 03:31:13 No, go ahead. I'll plug at the end. You got the Joe Rogan bump. Now it's time for the busing with the boys. You're, hey. No, I need to. buckle up, brother. Because this one is bumpy, but it goes.
Starting point is 03:31:21 Howard Stern was just talking about us. Oh, no shit. The OG legend. He even shouted out the podcast, too. He shot out of Bunny's podcast. It was really cool. Where are we at the billboards right now? Because I saw you post something the day.
Starting point is 03:31:31 We're number three. We made it. We asked for help. We got the number three Almonda country right now. Winston Chapel is still available right now. Streaming everywhere you can stream music. Do I have a camera? There you go. Get set up, Biggin. Get set up, Biggin. Come on, Biggin.
Starting point is 03:31:49 There we go. Get it right, Bunny. Witson Chapel is available now. It is streaming on all platforms. You can get it. It's also available. Vinyl is available at Walmart. Jellyroll 615.com has physical copies, bundle packages, vinals. Listen, man, it's an auction over there. We're selling shit. Tons of it. Please stop by. And all of those count towards scans of the album. But most importantly, just keep streaming it. Please. The Hulu documentary is up. Save me. It's on Hulu right now. Taylor's seen it.
Starting point is 03:32:18 Will didn't say he's seen it, but he didn't see it. I haven't seen it yet. Okay. I figured that's why I hadn't talked about it. Will hasn't seen it because Will don't love me like Taylor does. And that's why I think Taylor on my fucking top boss. When we are one and O together. But the Hulu documentary is incredible.
Starting point is 03:32:34 Please check it out. Support everything we're doing. Whole family. It's helping more than you know. Tickets are on sale. Jellero 615.com. 44 city tour. Y'all should pick a date and come out.
Starting point is 03:32:46 Y'all should do a boys' night out. Come on the podcast. When the boys, y'all should do under the hood, do a podcast on the bus for the dumb blonde shit, and come get on a bunk, sleep with us for a night and live the tour life for a night. It would be really fun. That would be really fun. It would be really cool. But it's 44 cities.
Starting point is 03:33:01 I have Asie McBride opening up six markets. Chase Rice is doing six markets. Three-six Mafia is doing six markets. Yellow Wolf's doing six markets. L. King is doing six markets. So you can literally kind of just look at it and pick who you want to see the most and come on out. So that's that. That's that.
Starting point is 03:33:20 Struggle Jennings. My best friend's opening the whole tour. He's doing all 44 cities, which is so cool to have struggle there. And then Josh Adam Myers also hosting the entire tour. So a little comedy element. It's going to be a circus. Yeah, it's going to be fun. Talk to us about dumb blonde and Patreon.
Starting point is 03:33:37 You guys can find, all you have to do is just Google Bunny X-O and all my stuff will come up. you can listen to me every Wednesday, Dumbloan podcast, and what's our Patreon again, Mimi? Dumb blonde. Oh, okay. And Dumb blonde podcast on Patreon. I didn't know if it was Dumblon and rated.
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Starting point is 03:34:15 Looking forward to seeing all the success. Thank you for this, too. Especially for real, for real, because I, you know, I asked you all for this a while ago. I warned you. I was like the album's coming. I'm going to need you. So thank you all for this boys. Well, both of you guys are always invited.
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Starting point is 03:34:38 We created our own podcast called, hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent a podcast. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 03:35:01 Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funny. This week, my guest, S&L's Mikey Day and headwriter, Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.
Starting point is 03:35:25 Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports and giving you the real story behind the headline.
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