Bussin' With The Boys - Jimmy Tatro And Christian Pierce Talk Real Bro's Of Simi Valley Movie + Their Thoughts On Beer Games
Episode Date: July 2, 2024Recorded: June 24th 2024 | In this weeks episode, Will is rocking the solo intro. He gets into what it's been like diving into the Swiftie world, recaps some of the Beer Games, the boys trip out to Ve...gas for UFC 303 and answers some fan questions. Following the intro, the guys sit down with the creators of the show "The Real Bro's Of Simi Valley", Jimmy Tatro and Christian Pierce. The guys start off by talking about the Beer Games as Jimmy and Christian are competing in the games. Then they get into the their new movie that is coming out, "The Real Bro's Of Simi Valley - The Movie" which is out July 5th. Jimmy and Christian talk about their writing process, how they come up with some of their ideas and if they ever thought it would be this big. Then we hit all the segments with the boys that you will not want to miss. Jimmy and Christian are just another one of the boys and you can tell watching this episode. Enjoy Fellas. TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS :00 Intro 1:50 Embracing The Swifties 6:22 We Survived Beer Games 14:17 UFC Weekend 19:51 Will Is Taking Over Team USA Football 26:30 Fan Questions 32:37 4th Of July Hall OF Fame 35:43 Interview Preview 36:30 JIMMY TATRO CHRISTIAN PIERCE INTERVIEW STARTS 36:32 Jimmy And Christian Find Out About Beer Games 49:50 Being A Cool Neighbor 53:40 Real Bro’s Of Simi Valley Movie 1:02:11 Did Expect It To Be This Big + How It Got Here 1:10:50 The Beginning Of Christian And Jimmy’s Friendship 1:21:26 Favorite Cameo? 1:28:53 Twisted Question OTW 1:33:12 Tier Talk - Pre Game, Kickback, After Party, Late Night 1:48:48 Shoutout OTW 1:53:35 The Boy’s Tattoo’s 1:59:33 Excited For Beer Games?For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We are a podcast that brings the locker room to life.
We mostly have on athletes, but we also have on entertainers, comedians, actors, actresses,
you know, have we had on an actress yet?
I'm just talking out of my ass.
But yeah, soon, that is loading.
That's coming.
But I know that we've had a, you know, based on last week's episode with Travis Kelsey,
a lot of Swifties might still be tuning in to busts with the boys.
Now, I know we had a question.
Like, hey, who, what Swiftie asked a question on, on X, Jack?
But somebody asked, like, hey, being a Swifty, if you had the point of standing episodes
of the past, which ones would they be?
It was, yeah, L-J, J-R-A-Z-Z-L-H-H-E-H-E-H-E-E.
AD. What was her question?
Shout out of the question.
There's a new Swifty subscriber. Are there any previous episodes you suggest I go back to listen
to or either one just to get to know the Bustin Boys more or just an episode that was really special?
That's a, that's, I mean, obviously, they're a lot.
The Jelly Roll Bunny one.
Yeah.
You know, I don't know how PG we are in the Swifty world.
I'm very new.
Or Walker, Jr.
But any of the jelly roll ones, those are, those are phenomenal.
Man, we've had a lot of good ones.
What I would do is I'd go to our U.S.
channel. I would search the most popular episodes and I would just go from there. Also, JJ Redick.
We had JJ Reddick on the podcast for anybody that wants to know about our relationship with JJ.
JJ's is good. Darren Waller's first one was great. Yeah, Darren Waller. He talks about it. Yeah,
Max. I talk about their addiction, overcoming addiction, being sober, their sobriety.
But yeah, we've had a lot of fun episodes. Again, I would just, I would sort it by most popular and then just go from there.
but do definitely welcome welcome all the swifties it was very interesting it was very interesting
getting into that world last week leaning into the swifties throwing up the throwing up the heart
emoji joining alliance and joining forces as a swiftie i'm a very new uh swiftie i've been somebody
that's enjoy taylor's music but getting into your guys's world was was a little sticky last week
you learn how powerful this audience is like they are in some serious wars we're talking wakonda
avengers they're on the front lines battling
Was it the Grandinators?
Yeah.
The Grandinators were coming after, dude.
And I'm obviously making light of this.
It's not funny.
But the video I made for the Swifties, like,
is supporting the pod and being like all the clips that were kind of going viral
because of the Taylor Swift fan base,
which we very much appreciate.
You start, as that started to go viral,
you start learning about the wars that they're in.
Like Swiftie was telling me to say like Taylor Outsold WBK,
I believe, and also say Ariana Tanked.
So also just having fun and getting to know and allying with the Swifty's, I have fun with the jokes on Twitter because the internet is a great place to build rapport.
And you come to find out about the grandinators that they come for your neck.
They're throwing dead mom jokes at the boy.
Like, hey, how funny is it to your mom six feet under?
Obviously, I'm making joke at that.
That's not funny.
But you learn how massive and insane these audiences are.
And you start learning about their Wild West battles that they, for whatever reason, I guess,
is like, what is it, Taylor versus Ariana Grande?
I have no clue.
But nonetheless.
Take a stance.
Take a stance?
Oh, Swifties all day.
I'll fight for them any day of the week, bro.
The fun, you know, at first we talked about our episode with Travis getting hacked.
We had no clue how it happened.
They were kind of coming after me.
Like, no, this is bullshit.
It was up for six hours.
Like, you know, making me bend the knee on joking.
And it's like, it created for a good moment to drive traction and drive.
traffic to to the episode. But then some of them started to catch on ad humor. Like as I'm
tweeting through stuff, as I'm going through it on the internet, like I always do. You see that
they have a sense of humor. So I can jive and battle with anybody who has a sense of humor. Just
know that your boy, I have no clue how the Swifty World works at all times. I don't know if it's
more PG, if it's more of a kid-friendly audience. Your boy likes to throw it around verbally at times.
I have a lot of fun on the internet. Don't take me too seriously when I come after the Chiefs this
football season, but also we need the Chiefs, we need Chiefs Kingdom to fall. But anyway, welcome all
the Swifties. Welcome to all the new audience. We have fun on this podcast. The beer games, boys.
We have survived the beer games from what I remember. It was in the clips I've seen on the internet.
I drunkenly, I mean, official statement from you.
That was the drunkest I think I've ever been.
and the scariest for your boy was extremely high on Wednesday.
You know, for any verbal, any verbal obnoxiousness I was giving JP, I can, you know, I do apologize.
But your boy was absolutely eviscerated.
God, which I have no clue because you're my boy.
For whatever reason I'm saying, fuck JP, yeah.
But I went on part of my take.
I'm talking at length about JJ Reddick.
I think I ended up calling him.
Yeah, yeah.
Assuming he did not answer.
He did.
Oh, you did answer.
The boy did answer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's my guy.
That's my guy.
There's nobody supports JJ more than Will Compton.
After these clips, I was witnessing online.
Yeah, you know, I am terrified for this beer games content to come out.
I had to live through it the next few days on the internet with the part of my take episode,
which I go on there.
Again, I'm just fucking evaporating on live podcasting.
There's me next to Taylor Pass out on the couch.
That was when I was nonverbal the last two hours of the night.
I explained it kind of like War the Planet of the Apes when guys end up getting that virus and they can't speak anymore.
I was hurt.
I was hurt in the next couple of days.
It was a bloodbath.
We have got to change the way we consume alcohol.
Because for every game, for everybody out there,
we do a three beer chug to start.
You guys have already heard about that,
which that's fine.
You want to chug, you want to get on the board,
you want to get the seating right for the tournament.
But the tournaments, we have three different tournaments.
Three different, what you got?
I got a shit so bad.
I got a shit so much.
I'm so sorry.
They said word to anybody.
Didn't say word.
Boys built like he has the shit so bad
But we do three 16 man tournaments
After this three beer chug and for every match in the tournament
You have to do a leader or not a leader a pitcher of beer
I don't know how much a pitcher carries
I believe it's between three and five beers
Three beers
But in Flip Cup we're doing best two out of three
So if you win that you're going through four different matches
Three different rounds in each match
A pitcher of a picture of a three
of beer for each round.
I know the championship went all three rounds.
That after I was telling the boys that after the flip cup tournament,
I could not tell you how we did in any of the other tournaments.
That's how blacked out I was.
You see the photo where I'm laying on my back with my hand up.
That looks mid afternoon.
That's not even, the sun's not even going down yet.
And we've got to go back.
We've got to like beer games.
Like when you're doing flip cup and beer palm,
you just fill the beer up to that first little line in the cup just so the cup stay steady
and then you're just having fun doing the skill challenge of the games this whole i mean some people
are taking breaks in between their chugs like when they're doing flip cup and you know beer pong from
what i can remember i just remember i'm doing like two three gulps trying to get it down like when somebody
hits a when somebody hits a cup but i would not be surprised if my count if my beer count was in the 30s
that day.
And it was,
it was nuts.
But that content will come out at the,
at the end of July.
I think the week of the lighting,
the fire ceremony for the actual Olympics.
Our content comes out on July 22nd and 23rd,
I believe,
or 23rd and 24th.
22nd, 23rd.
That's when all the beer games content will come out.
It'll be two episodes.
Again, hats off to you guys for the obnoxious.
just grinding being the only sober guys around a party of animals I am terrified I might not
you know I'll watch some of it but I don't even know if I can watch all the way through
the thing J P sent me an interview a post beer games interview of myself and I immediately
had to stop watching when I'll just I'm slurring everything and like sit you know what's up
I'm just so fucked up
Will at one point walks past me to go somewhere and he just looks at me, goes, hey, fuck you, JP.
With God, I know, I'm so sorry.
And then 30 seconds later, he comes back and he goes, hey, JP, I just saw Sitton.
You know what I told her?
For those who don't know, Sitton's my fiance.
I said, well, he goes, I said, fuck J.P.
I'm not proud.
But the beer games will be out at the end of July on the 22nd and 23rd.
So enjoy that.
You have to wait a little bit longer for that.
Yeah.
Will is the main storyline of the video.
You think it'll come out good or bad?
Entertaining.
God damn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Swifties, you want to get to know the boys.
You'll want to watch the beer games.
And also, going back to that question,
like what's an episode to get to notice a little bit more?
I'll shout out to Dale Jr. download.
If you go to the Dale Jr. podcast, he had us on Taylor, myself, and we talk a lot about kind of the growth and the journey of us with the boys playing in the NFL, transitioning, and the podcasting, kind of our lives outside, you know, outside of podcasting in football. So you guys can tune into that, too. All right, we want to pause this episode first. We're going to talk about Drive Kings in a second, but this is a very important announcement. I need everybody to remove their hats and we need to have a moment of silence for Butterball 69. We lost him as a subscriber over the weekend because, you know,
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The weekend.
You guys went to the UFC.
By the way, J.P., shout out your cameo.
Sorry, kid show, kid show.
Shout out your cameo.
UFC 303.
Dude.
Do you have the clip?
Like all I've seen is a photo.
The clip is even, it makes it even funnier.
because it's legit like just long enough for there to be a screenshot.
Like Taylor pulls me in and right when I hit this, it cuts.
And so it's like it's less than one second.
But that's all you got to give us to make a moment.
That's all you got to give.
But that is so sick.
Like you've obviously been a UFC fan forever.
Yeah.
And we've gotten to go to several of these UFC paper views.
And shout out Dana White and crew for always hooking the boys up like on the front row.
like right outside of the action smelling the sweat but that is so sick that you got to i know just like
because they so many of my friends sent it to me and like or they sent me like the leonardo decaprio
uh meme of like yeah you're coming by joe jp and because it was so quick that probably was the
reaction just like go go back go back um but no it was awesome just because growing up you always dream
of like man that would be so sick to be one of the people that's on the on the thing and i wasn't
even one of the people on the thing, but the photo bomb and to have the screenshot is like
dream come true.
Like, I mean, you seriously talk about it when you're like 11 years old watching.
Yeah.
Man, that one day we got to be on there.
Or if you're with the boys too, like watching the pay-per-view, you're like, hey, if that,
if the camera ever came on you, like, what would you do?
Yeah.
And you're sitting there like, you know, do you give the fist?
You throw a couple.
Do you hit the?
I know.
Were you about to hit that?
No, I can't.
I can't release my next move.
Because you never know.
You never know
the next opportunity comes.
Yeah, the goal is to get a lower third.
You got, hey, hang on,
the boys are chuckling in the back.
It's kind of throwing us all off.
I have the comment.
It says Taylor in the twink.
Oh, I know.
Do you rob?
I'm shocked or you haven't got 10K yet off that one.
I sent JP to collab immediately.
I go, you have to accept this right now.
No, that's awesome.
And dude, David Gagins.
Feeling up the boy Taylor.
I was talking to Taylor too,
like him knowing who he is with like, what do you say?
You're the cat from Michigan.
You've lost a bunch of weight,
kind of complimenting him on everything.
Said he wanted, I don't know if Taylor brought it up
or if David, but they're going to,
they're trying to schedule a workout together.
And Taylor's like, I want you to like kill me.
And he's like, done.
We're going to do it.
So that would be awesome if it actually happens.
Meeting Sketch.
I know Sketch.
He wants to come.
He's down to come on the show.
We got to give him on the show here in July.
Yes.
sketch tentatively coming on the bus.
He is the kind of influencer,
streamer person that you want to be famous
and you want to root for.
He's such a nice guy.
He's so genuine.
You can tell that he really appreciates
the moment that he's in right now.
And every person that we saw
that wanted to come up and take a photo,
he's immediately high vibes.
Yeah, what's up, brother?
Like, come on, let's take a photo.
He's just nice, man.
It's just a guy that you can root for
and then you want to see succeed.
So cannot wait to have him on the bus.
We got to give him to the shop.
maybe play him and depending on when he comes,
maybe he comes when college football 25 comes out.
When does that get released?
July what?
25th.
July 25th.
Is it 15th?
Let's get a confirmed.
Let's get a confirm on that.
I think it's 15th.
Reorder you get like early access and I think you get early access to 13th.
July 19th.
See what his game is like on the sticks.
But I think that would be a lot of fun.
But yeah, sketch.
David Gagans.
Aaron Rogers was there.
Gordon.
Gordon Rand.
Jamesy.
No, that seemed like a blast.
Jelly Roll was there.
Yeah, I saw Jelly Roll.
Tony.
Tony was there.
Obviously, Max, the king of Las Vegas.
Yeah, Max is the king of Vegas.
They had their sex on it.
Yeah.
Cam Jordan.
They chopped everything.
Yeah.
Cam Newton.
Cam Newton.
Yeah, there were a lot of faces there, man.
There was.
Dude, Cam Newton is tall as a motherfucker.
Bro.
Cam Newton was somebody like when we played the Panthers in Carolina.
obviously your boys
you know
checking out Luke Keeckley
up and down all day long
because he's a specimen
but Cam Newton is somebody
you sit there on the field during warm-ups
without pads on and anything else
and you're like that is a fucking NFL football player
Yes
playing quarterback he's huge
Cavs are massive legs
Him Cam Jordan and Taylor
standing around you makes you feel
like a pre-pubescent boy
Yeah, he's such a nice dude
So nice
And he's gonna come on the pod too
I think after this season
We were hounding him
We've been hounding him for years
I know he said that him and Taylor
Been having this conversation
For literally years on DM
And they finally just got each other's numbers
Yeah
And they're gonna make it work
I think after this season
But he's a funny cat
Yeah great personality
High charisma
Yeah
But yeah Cam
That dude is a specimen
And the other guy
was seeing like it was like cam newton and calvin johnson are two guys i'll always remember just
seeing on the football field and being like yo those are fucking derrick henry as well he's like in that
in that tier of like you know these guys are alpha NFL players specimens um speaking of football
team USA got their ass whipped by japan that doesn't sit right with the podcast um are you coming
out of we lost to austria too i was seeing too on the pat maccadby show uh jp
you were saying that tie was breaking it down saying the way that they recruit these cats to play
on team USA is they just send them a letter and kind of offered up like hey do you want to represent
the red white and blue all it's going to cost is like what three grand three payments of eighteen hundred
dollars and then you can be on the squad like how much prep time do they get like how much
are they practicing together like part of me last week when I saw that was like putting out my tweets
It's like, how do we get involved?
And then we just get the washed up, some washed up guys that go out there and whoop
some ass internationally.
But then I heard, hey, that's a 20 and under league.
You couldn't even qualify.
Mates just said he'd play.
We also need you will to make a call to arms.
And maybe this will start representing our country, front line guy.
I will 1,000% be the coach of Team USA.
Look in that camera and tell the country what they need to hear.
Team USA, the government, the Olympic team, whoever is watching, whoever puts this together.
I will represent Team USA
I will be a coach
I'll be a coordinator
I will stand on the front lines
and represent us
however you need me to
but I do know this
never never
should we get our asses handed to us
by the likes of Japan and Austria
like American football
is American fucking football
we need to be whooping ass out there
and we don't need to be getting no disrespect
at all Mitch to the D3 boys
but we don't need to just be sending
letters to just guys who just
got done playing D3 football being like, hey, let's go represent our country.
We need some hungry fucking animals that want to practice.
And maybe it is D3 guys.
I know you're hungry.
We're just playing for the love of the game.
But yeah, but what just happened in Japan or wherever that was?
That's daddy's money.
So just so they can play on the team.
He said that's daddy's money.
Did you get a letter?
No, I did not because I'm also 26.
This is 20 and under.
All right, all right.
I played with guys.
Under?
Yeah, you 20.
I play with guys in college that were on the USA team
and they didn't even start on our team.
Do we know who the head coach is of this team?
Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me find...
You got to see the statement.
I don't know how you can look yourself in the mirror
after taking an ass beating like that.
All right, head coach Mike Kelly.
Here's a project for all the experts to undertake.
Find 45 players in under a month
that one, have a passport, two, have not
committed to numerous camps this time of year.
Three, the high school college coach will allow them to miss their summer workouts.
Now put together a team playing as hard.
That sounds like three big ass excuses.
That's what that sounds like to me.
Again, we got to find hungry cats.
I'm sure it is difficult in a month's time.
But if you start laying the groundwork now, like I can be working the DMs.
This is no, this is four quarters of fuck you ball with everybody internationally.
You're representing the red,
and blue in a big way.
We're talking drink their beer, take their women, take their money, and land the gold
medal.
It is.
You win a gold medal, right?
Is this the Olympics?
Basically.
It's not the Olympics.
It's something that where Team USA matters.
Yeah.
USA's representative.
You might as well be doing it.
Yeah.
Canada, three people.
We're all watching.
And for gold medal.
We haven't even won it the last two times.
Yeah.
Yeah, that should piss everybody off.
How much time do they have to practice?
It sounds like a month.
Paul Cruz had the convicts ready to take down the guards in the longest yard and way
shorter amount of time.
That's a good point.
We need to get the gridiron out there.
I'm telling you.
The dogs out there.
I'm telling you I think we could do it.
And that would be fun too.
And they, hey, try to sneak out there.
Sneak out there.
The coach did.
Steal a couple reps.
Hey, long as yard.
coach got out there be like uh what was it bishop sycamore just have a lot of grown washed up
NFL players out there hey i'm i you know Mitch wants to play so bad we can we can find you a role
in the squad it'd probably be like you know a GA you's your GA spot well you get you on the staff
and Mitch i'm like i'll be on the staff i wish i could play too i don't understand the month
to prepare because this is every two years we have two years that that's what i'm saying like to me
you should almost have some of these cats scouted up and ready to go.
And it sounds like you need somebody that has a reputation with some of these head coaches.
Like, hey, could we borrow, could we borrow some talent?
Because this is bigger than us.
This is bigger than college.
Go ahead.
Just keep running.
This is bigger than college football.
This is bigger in the NCAA.
This is beyond us.
Oh, this is war.
This is war.
It's for the stars and stripes.
Yeah, this for the stars and stripes.
Dude, what else, man?
What else can we mess around with?
We got Hawk Tua.
You went to the concert, G.
How was it?
It was sick, honestly.
His, the production was...
He has his Zach Brian concert.
Hock Tua was there.
Kind of disappointing because he brings out studs
and then he brought out Hock Tua, but whatever.
Love it.
It was a great show.
His production was sick.
Just like,
one massive LED screen.
And then they had string lights over the floor,
like a backyard, like hangout.
That is sick.
Humid.
Oh, it was hot as fuck.
And then, you know, you got to buy into the bit.
So I wore jeans.
You just...
Oh, just sweating down the legs, too.
Oh, I mean, it was...
You're in there, though.
Swamp-ass.
Nut butter.
Everyone sang every word to every song.
And Casey Musgraves came out.
Hot.
Damn.
She looked nice.
Seems like she's got a great personality.
Yeah.
She's super nice.
You know, does a lot for the community.
Great girl.
Yeah, great.
Great girl.
Good girl.
We try to have fan questions, Jack?
Yeah, I think you kind of covered most of them because there's beer Olympics and
Swifties.
And then I think this is a good question for what we kind of.
All right.
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Hey, that's a tough question.
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For people who haven't seen my old teeth, here you go.
Oh, man.
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You know your boy has it.
I was looking stacked in this one.
We were out of practice one day.
I had the sleeves rolled up.
And the sun was just hitting right.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you, Mitch?
I don't know
I gotta do it right
I used to work with a guy who cut trees
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but he would like physically climb trees
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Is he happy?
Oh yeah happiest guy ever met
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Are you doing meth
Or like, are you some, some kind of tweakish?
You saying that brought up some comments I used to read.
Like, people call me meth mouth and.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, you're right.
Maybe I don't know if I can go back to that.
I think they're with a good smile.
You get away with a gut.
Like, that's the-
I'm doing it now.
Yeah, we've seen the gut.
You're right.
I think I got to keep the teeth.
I work too hard to be able to purchase these boys.
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Yeah, yeah.
I saw the photo where he was gambling a little bit.
Was he hitting tunnel of chaos or was he just?
No, no, no.
His wife doesn't like gambling.
He was just having fun.
Yeah, yeah
Wife doesn't like when he
He gambles so he was just gambling like
He was just gambling the middle of that
Yeah, yeah not doing not doing too much
All right, should we get in this episode
Do we have any more fan questions? Oh, 4th of July is this week
Everybody
Have an incredible holiday
Yeah, freedom
Real Bros
July 5th
Yeah, and right after July 4th
The Real Bros. Seamy Valley
The guys that we had our guests that we have on the bus today
their movie Real Bros. Seamy Valley is dropping on July 5th, so you can check that out.
But have a great week.
I did see a question from Parker, I believe, asking what goes into the Fourth of July
Hall of Fame, is it brots or hot dogs?
Me personally, I'm a brat guy.
I'm a Brought worst guy.
I think you can do a little bit more.
I think they have more range.
You can boil them and then flash grill them at the end.
You can boil them up and grill them with peppers and onions and throw some seasonings in there.
Hot dogs is kind of a one-trick-punuch.
However, the hot dog does represent the country in a very big way.
My personal, my personal favorite, though, is a nice brat worst.
I agree.
I think overall the brat beats the hot dog.
But if we're talking for Fourth of July and you're going to take a German sausage and put it in between your buns, you might as well go to fucking hell.
Go to hell.
So it's hot dog all day on Fourth of July.
That's a hall of thing hot dog.
Damn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
got my ass for that one.
You're right.
Hot dogs all day every day.
Hot to me is the superior food item.
If we're doing broad versus hot dog,
I think it's just a step above in terms of flavor.
You can get like the cheddar brats and all that.
I know you can get like cheddar hot dogs and all that.
Halapeno cheddar.
So I think it's better overall.
But when we're talking specifically for our day of independence,
our day of freedom,
you got to go the classic hot dog.
And a better question.
well does ketchup belong on a hot dog yes and yes the answer is yes so to all you hot dog fucking
hitler's out there get fucked ketchup is great on hot dogs there are people who are very pro
it's always the northern guys yeah it's like hey it's just mustard and hot dogs it's like yeah
put whatever you want on your fucking hot dog um what are you having what hey what is your dish
you're all going to hell my favorite dish for fourth of july
Brought worst, ribs, baked beans, and hash brown casserole.
Sweating, bro.
Hey, are we up next?
We're playing a cornhole tournament.
Your boy will be back in Bontere this week.
The annual cornhole tournament will take place.
You guys got any big plans for the fourth?
I'm heading out to Panama City Beach, which to me sounds so awesome because it's going to be
trashy.
It's going to be hot right on the beach.
hopefully find some women making a make some bad decisions and celebrate celebrate this country the way it
should be anyone else anyone else got plans anybody else got plans
Mitch Mitch or Jack you can throw up the uh the episode notes
go ahead gee what do you got going for the fourth I'm going down to Pascagoula
Mississippi see the parents get on the water get on the boat
be chill.
I'll tell you what, the water sounds nice.
It does.
I will be, you know, in a backyard.
There'll be some dirt in the backyard.
We'll have the cornhole set up.
It'll be a good old-fashioned Bonterre Day.
And it's going to be amazing, but the water does sound nice.
Need it.
All right.
We'll get to this episode with Jimmy and Christian.
We talk about how they met when they started to see that they could do this for a living.
They really grew their fame on YouTube.
They have Real Bros.
Seamy Valley.
How many seasons are on YouTube?
Three.
three seasons on YouTube.
You guys can check that out.
They start at like eight minutes.
I think they go up to 12 and then maybe 20.
They talk about how the production level of Facebook buying in.
Life according to Jimmy, the real bros of Seamy Valley.
We tear talk with them.
Their tier talk is we talk about we basically rank pregame, kickback, after party, and late night.
We have a fun twisted question with them.
And then we also do shout out, no free shout out, which we had a lot of fun with.
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Have some fun with the boys.
And happy 4th of July.
Enjoy this episode.
So I know nothing about what's going on tomorrow.
Like what kind of games?
So do you want me to wait to the pod?
Well, I guess this is coming out July 2nd.
So this will be.
We can wait till it.
Oh, we're rolling right now.
We're rolling right now, boys.
Yeah.
So tomorrow is, first off, congratulations,
on being invited and accepting the invite
to be your game's championship of the world.
Thank you for having us.
I literally was in your DMs like a ex-girlfriend.
Like, please God save me.
We were, we don't come, I might kill myself.
We were at a place.
We were at desperation.
Desperation mode, like, crazy.
Well, at one point, it looked like I was worried.
I was like, am I going to jump on a sinking ship right now?
Yeah, Titanic.
Yeah, she was bad up there.
It was like, hey, you want to be a part of this?
It's falling apart.
Yeah.
Transparency is helpful.
I would rather.
Ted was like, hey, what if Jimmy Taitre wanted to come?
I was like, if we could get that, that'd be sick.
Yeah.
And I'm thinking like, hey, no way Jimmy's coming.
But here we are.
Well, you were like, I was like, I'll be in Japan.
You're like, anyway that plane could come to Japan.
And from Japan to Nashville, I was like, yeah.
I can't believe you did that.
Yeah, I can't either.
It was, I don't know.
There had to be somebody in your team that was just like, hey, you got to come.
You got to go to this.
Yeah, well, no, I was just down, but they're more like, really?
Like, you, do you don't need to, like, do this to yourself?
Like, my assistant is constantly like, why do you put yourself through these things?
I'm like, I don't know, I kind of like it.
I kind of like the weird, I was in open hour this morning and now I'm in Nashville.
Why not, you know?
Yeah, caught yourself at a hotel and now you're binge drinking tomorrow.
I guarantee both of you are going to throw up tomorrow in my house.
It's like that?
Bro.
Wait, hold on.
We all might throw up like that.
You don't?
No, I don't just drop them.
We drink.
We, you know, pretty practiced
at this shit, I feel like, not this shit, but...
We are, but I will say, the first time I met
this guy was at the machine premiere, both of these guys,
and they're like, yeah, you want to chug a beer?
And I'm like, yeah, you know, I think I can chug a beer pretty fast.
And then Bert was also...
And I, like, I begin my tilt, and I hear a...
And I look over and he's dropping his can.
And I was like, how was that...
I've been there.
How is that possible unless you had a...
bigger cap, I don't know.
You had an inner model of an anime moment?
Yeah, yeah.
I was still drinking all the time.
I was like, and I'm looking over.
How is he doing this?
It's been a small gift since birth, man.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah.
I would stop at the gas station.
My dad going to baseball practice,
he'd get me a water and I would just slam it.
So it's been practiced for a long time.
Do you crush it in?
No.
With a regular beer can, it's all about venting the can.
So you crack it over and you push it down your thumb.
I saw that rule.
I think it's going to be a rule that's argued about
That's all right
Wait, what is it? How does it go?
Playing beer ball, you guys play beer ball?
No.
You're throwing the ping pong ball
Like you're at the table
You got a beer on each corner
And you and your partner
You throw a ping pong ball at the beer can
It hits the beer can, goes out everywhere
The defensive team has to go get it
And bring it back and touch the table
But as they're doing that, your partner starts chugging his beer
So if I hit that, if I hit the can here,
Taylor starts chugging
But you've got to open it first
Now opening it is where the trick is
because Taylor's my boy over here
he vinsed the fuck out of it.
So it's a wide mouth.
So you can put it down like you saw like you witnessed in LA.
I see.
I see.
So when you're when you're opening it,
you're yeah.
He'll waste a rep by just opening it just
he knows it's set up for next time.
But not all people are capable of doing that
with their fingers also.
I know,
I get terrified.
I think I would cut like in college
I would cut my thumb all the time.
Because you know everyone's kind of like when you're in college
everyone wants like a cool thing that's like theirs.
Yeah.
So people like,
tilt the whatever this thing's called to the side.
They do a little dent in one side.
For me, it was the vent.
So I always knew that was mine.
And I would do that as I got more and more drunk.
I would just get more and more aggressive.
And I would always end up with a bloody thumb.
Always.
And now it's just so callous.
Yeah.
Now the thing's just a war daddy.
That thing's been through the mud, man.
Wait, when you crush it,
do you crush it to intimidate your opponents?
Or is that just like a natural habit you do now?
Chugging is something that I've always just kind of been good at.
But when you crush the can at the end,
like that noise that Jim was saying you heard.
Yeah.
Can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
You are at the gym over here?
I didn't crush the can.
We can go back and watch the film.
You lied to me?
But I didn't want to do that to him right here.
You made that up in your head?
But you did kind of press me and I felt uncomfortable.
So I had to say something.
I'm glad you kept it real.
We're building a foundation.
We're building a story up for years.
I thought maybe it was the drop that I heard.
It could have been the drop.
It could have absolutely been the drop.
Yeah.
I heard a sound.
No question.
Yeah.
And it was a fun time.
That premiere was awesome.
That was fun.
Of all the premieres you've been to,
was that the most interactive as far as games?
It was definitely, I've never been to a premiere that had axe throwing before.
Right.
And beer pong.
You know what's funny is they had like those big beer pong tables and one of them
was like a big photo of me like shirtless like ah.
And they were like, do you want to take this?
And I'm like, yeah.
Like, why not?
And like right away, they bring it to my house and it's in my garage.
I'm like, why did I say yes to this?
Now I just have this like eight by six piece of board.
with my face on it.
Like, what am I going to do with this?
What does it inspire you?
Huh?
There's not like, inspire you.
Yeah, I just see it.
And you're like, fuck you.
I'm gonna be me today.
Yeah, that's the essence of you.
Yeah, I put an inspirational quote on it.
Nice.
Yeah.
Instead of your mirror, took all the mirrors out,
just put a bunch of those.
Yeah.
That is outstanding.
Yeah.
Just look at it.
Yeah.
How many, how many late nights did you have
with Bert when making that movie?
We had quite a few.
Yeah.
And most of them felt unnecessary.
You know what I mean?
It usually are.
You know the late nights where you're like, and those are always the ones that go the latest, too, where it's not like you're going to a thing.
You're just kind of hanging out, drinking and all of a sudden it's like four.
You're like, why did we do this?
Yeah, I don't like those.
I would have rather slept.
Yeah.
No question.
Burt kind of does that to you, though.
Like, he just starts handing to you.
His shirts off.
He's, he cares mad.
He's the ultimate vibes got.
Yeah.
We did his cooking show, and it was on a Wednesday.
Like 10 a.m.
Like 10 a.m.
And I show up.
And I'm like,
in the car on the way over.
I'm like,
I'm not going to drink.
Like,
so a weekday,
I have things to do.
It's,
it's morning.
And he just was like,
you want to,
you want to drink him?
Yeah.
Like,
no question.
I just,
I just,
what just happened to me?
It's just the way he comes at you.
Yeah.
It's his laugh.
It's so infectious.
You can see like the little silver fillings
in the back of his mouth
when he starts laughing too hard.
And it kind of puts you into a trance.
And you're like,
yeah,
I guess I am going to drink today at 10 a.
It's exactly what I'm going to do.
Wait,
So what's happening tomorrow?
Gotcha.
Yeah, we should probably get on that.
So everyone listening to this episode right now,
we're here to talk about the Real Bros of Seamy Valley,
the movie coming out.
But the reason why you guys popped in to do this episode
was because Beer Games Championship of the World
is taking place June 25th.
So 16 teams are two.
Now that, the number of teams, it's still kind of a sinking ship.
It's a moving target.
It's a moving target.
So we're like 14, I think.
I'm not sure.
But the first event is going to be a beer chug.
So out of a can.
It is going to be out of a pitcher of beer
that is 36 ounces.
Ossibou.
So three beers.
And the way that is timed is it'll be your time plus your time added together.
That'll get you points and seating for the next event.
The next event will be...
For the first real tournament.
For the first real tournament.
Everybody is put into flip cup.
Best two out of three.
You're going to get a pitcher of beer between you and the six cups you guys have.
You can distribute that beer as much or as little as you want based on your drinking abilities.
And strategy.
So we'll do that.
That'll all go through.
New seating will happen
Single elimination
Single elimination
Two out of three single elimination
New seating will happen
And we'll go to six cup beer pong
I know what you're thinking dude
Why the fuck are we doing six cup beer pong
I'm gonna answer that question for you right now
Last year we did it
And it took three damn hours
Efficiency has got to be
It's a efficiency thing
100%
So that'll happen
Single elimination
After that there will be
Beerball
Well there'll be cuts right
Bottom teams
Yeah this year yeah
We're taking out the bottom four teams
They'll get eliminated
and then the final teams of 12
will go into that third round
we'll play beer ball
and after that
we'll cut it all the way down
in the final round
which is only the top four teams
I got some questions
I'm going to hold them off to that
you go ahead
I want to say them
I want to keep getting educated first
okay okay what else
what's next
that's it
that's it so you can ask
all the questions you want now
should we have practiced
as he was
the only thing that worries me
is the pitcher chug
okay how is your chugging
like like
you got to see the videos on
the 36 hours
ounces of beer he did it last year in what 3.5 seconds see i can't and i was i was 12 so middle of the road
very middle of the road and um okay so this is it last year is that bactiari yeah yeah is he gonna see
here yeah okay cool he'll be there raging we got some beastio line we got some thick boys at my house right
now graham glasgow guard for the uh detroit ypresant lions went to michigan with him michael chanler
will be there he can he can size wise how are we stacking out of
Where are we fitting in here?
Michael Chandler will be there.
Yeah.
Who?
Michael Chandler.
You guys have similar builds.
Okay.
Yes.
I've heard that.
So we're on the smaller side in this thing.
I would say you guys are hitting the average term.
Don't do that photo, though.
That's not the photo you need to show.
Yeah, but what is he wait?
130?
No, he's like 185.
Yeah.
Oh.
So he's jacked.
Oh.
Yeah.
156?
Well, that's 156.
He had to fight with McGregor that was supposed to be this weekend.
And it was at 185.
So he's he's tipping the scales around 185.
But he canceled it for this.
He canceled.
He called in.
He said,
Connor,
break your toe.
Yeah.
We want to get to be a day.
Yeah.
Figure out.
Wow.
So real story.
Up until yesterday,
I thought we were just coming to watch a beer Olympics.
I did not know we were participating in.
I don't know.
I don't know what fucking text you or my reps initially sent me.
I said,
do you want,
I said,
do you want to go to Nashville and participate in the beer Olympics?
I don't think you did, though.
I think you said something,
something,
something,
Olympics. I'm like, oh yeah, we're going to watch. Cool. That sounds fine.
I don't remember what you know about saying yesterday. I'm like, hold on. I'm starting to
realize I've read some shit. I'm like, oh shit, we're in this shit. Yeah. All right. Yeah.
When's the last time you all played some beer games? I played beer games like casually, like probably
like a few times a month. Yeah, what's your number one game? Probably flip cut. Yeah. Yeah.
That's my worst game. That's your number one game. You last year you said that's your best game
before we even did it. But then last year happened. I still feel good about it. It's just
And the lights come on.
You know, I shrivel every now and then.
Yeah, there's always that one guy.
Shriveling up and the lights come on?
I just,
that's the competition's sitting next to us.
You got to play it slow.
Long to sleep.
I like that, brother.
Tuck them in at night.
But I did have an abysmal performance last year to flip cup.
You did?
Still,
you were that guy that just sitting there.
It's just,
you just keep hearing it.
You don't,
you don't think about anything else other than the noise of it hitting the ground
and just knowing that everybody's staring at you and you just can't.
But don't you want that comeback story this year now?
Yeah.
You're kind of set up for like a,
like a big man yeah yeah yeah my boy's been training you start to think should i be flipping it
twice you're like should i be going for two right yeah right yeah should i switch it up put it up
twice could do that yeah who won last year what is this how many how many years have you done this
this is the your third year yeah the third year first one was more uh the old lineman for tennessee
they wanted to do like a beer olympic so they just kind of had it like an o line beer day
and then last year was kind of like the first real one where we structured out
the tournaments for real.
I mean, I guess we did a couple years ago,
but that was more like a Tennessee Titans thing.
Yeah, the last two years have been the real ones.
Last year was like when we took it the most serious.
And we kind of structured,
we had like two guys.
We wanted to structure the whole thing around,
like make sure their schedules add up
and then fill in pieces there and it was great.
And then this year, February.
Like literally last week of February,
first week of March,
we had everybody dialed in.
And then end of March,
dudes just started dropping like flies,
left, right, center,
including Bert,
who is one of our main advocates
It's for getting guys on the game.
He's back.
He's back now.
He's back.
Yeah.
He's taking a PJ.
He's got to actually a show tomorrow night in Ohio.
So he's going to do the beer games and then take the PJ to do his show tomorrow night.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
It's going to be the worst show ever.
Nice.
Wait, is it teams, you said?
Yeah.
Teams are two.
Oh, sorry about this Ohio.
It isn't Columbus, though.
So it's all good.
Who's birds partner?
His wife.
His wife.
Oh, sick.
Who's going to die.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
She might pass away.
Love Land, yeah.
She's a little queen.
She's unbelievable person.
She's cool.
We met her.
Last year,
Bert and Shane,
they were partners
and they were...
You just say you casually
play games a few times a month.
You're gonna be ready to go.
Yeah, so, I'm cool.
All right.
The last time we legitimately played games
was last year.
Oh, word?
But there's six cup beer pong.
I think that's where I could
maybe turn on the jets.
Why?
Something about the six cup
that's getting you
or is it just beer pong?
No, just beer pong.
Okay.
Yeah, I feel better about beer pong
and I do about flip cup
goes either way from me.
You know?
I could lock in
and just get it first try
or I could be sitting there and doing it 30 times in a row.
I don't say that.
Yeah.
All right.
You know why I've been playing beer games, though?
Because I got these neighbors, these new neighbors and like they're young bulls.
They're in their early 20s.
And every now then I'll be up late on here.
It's going down over there.
And I'll just walk over.
I'm the old head neighbor now.
Oh, you're peeking your head over the fence.
I'm going over like a couple of blunts.
He's down to come over.
What are you guys doing?
You guys playing you to plus one?
What's a deal?
Yeah, literally that part.
So I'm the type that I'll peek over the fence.
Hey, can you guys just turn it down just a little bit.
I'm just trying to catch some sleeping.
Got a kid back here.
I could never.
It's fun being in a, it's fun.
I have a neighbor, too.
That's a party neighbor.
And every now and then he'll come to my house,
all go to his house.
And it's just cool.
You're like sitting there and you're like,
I'll see you guys later.
I'm going to head home.
Yeah, he's the neighbor.
He always says this.
Your identity is secure when you're a neighbor.
How do you know those guys?
I live next door.
It's all you got to do.
Foundation set.
No one's questioned you for the rest of the day.
Yeah.
Right.
And if you're cool,
it's like a plus.
Like my neighbor came over
and people were like,
who is that guy?
I'm like, my next door neighbor
and they go, no way.
Yeah.
What is not an app?
Yeah.
Yeah.
People started looking at real estate
around there.
They pop up in the Zillow app.
Dude,
how do I get here?
My next door neighbor was a
former professional rollerblader.
Go ahead.
Among the best in the world.
Are we talking about like?
He participates like nitro circus.
Like he's doing mega ramps.
And now he's like a photographer,
videographer.
He's like on tour with bands and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
He looks like Dave Grohl.
Yeah, his name is Dave.
He's got like, he's got long hair.
He looks like a rock star.
Didn't Dave Grohl just go out at Taylor Swift?
He did.
Not more than 48 hours ago.
I wonder if he's still alive.
For what?
What do you say?
Said something about you don't want to get on the Swifties bad side.
And then he proceeded to get on the Swifties Bad Side.
Oh, yeah, they don't sing live.
What's that?
He literally prefaced getting on the Swifties Bad Side with you don't want to get on the Swifties bad side.
Yes.
He was like, yeah, you don't want to get on Taylor's bad side.
But at least we play.
wife.
It was wild.
You just said you didn't want to do this.
You'll get the attention though because that's sort of the army is insane.
Yeah, but is that the attention you want?
Sometimes.
Big Cat loves that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, but we have a nice little deal.
Yes, you guys are partners.
You're playing as a team.
Okay.
And if you throw up, a couple points deducted, you'll be our eye.
Oh, word?
Yeah.
I'm going to throw up in secret.
Camp.
How will you know?
You see my boys in the back here?
They're assassins.
They'll be ready.
See the one in the green hat?
Sherman.
He's got you.
Three guys in green hats.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, the one with the gestures.
That's it, dude.
The Burt move in the machine.
He just...
Swallows it.
In the pocket?
He's put your pocket.
I'll find a way.
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Should we dive in about the movie?
Yeah, let's talk.
The Real Bros.
The Simi Valley?
Yeah.
Chop it up.
How long did it take you to write the script?
It was like six months?
Was it?
No.
Yeah, I think we...
Did I was listening?
Jimmy and Jimmy was saying something like seven years.
Who was that?
I was listening to some interview you were you doing, and the movie, I thought it was this one.
Yeah.
You spent about seven years on it.
No, no.
You asked the question you knew the answer to?
No, no.
That was a different.
Just to spike it sparked up.
That was a different movie.
This show, we started, we started the show in 2018.
Mm-hmm.
But the movie, the movie took us, I think once we started writing it, it took us like,
I think like four, four or five months.
But that was also spread out.
Like, we weren't even linking up, like, every day.
Yeah.
And then I went to Atlanta.
We were meeting up on Zoom.
Well, we were trying to continue the show first for a while.
We had, like, for like a while, like mapped out what the show would look like,
if, like, three more seasons or two, if we could, you know, if that was it, all we could get.
And we had this whole like narrative mapped out.
We were pitching it, pitching it.
We didn't really get any big bites.
We got the opportunity to make it a movie.
We sat down and kind of reconfigured it for a while.
And then once we actually were like, all right, this is the bones of the story.
Then it was, I think, four to six months actually just like scripted out.
But there was a lot of time before that of like shaping the world kind of.
Yeah, it's like how we take this from a show?
Because it was such a show.
You know, like there were so many moments that were like, you can just let moments in the show run on for like so long.
As long as the full episode ends up being part of the story,
you can spend time doing little random stupid tangents.
We're like, you don't really have that with a movie.
So a lot of it was figuring out like,
how do we turn this into a movie?
And for a while, we were trying to write it.
We were trying to write it as like three acts, like how movies are.
And then after a minute, I was like,
why don't we just do this as like,
why don't we write like six mini episodes?
We basically, we knew what we wanted to do.
We knew what the last season was going to be that we wanted to do.
And it was a high school reunion.
Because, like, to show about these bros that peaked in high school,
you got to do their high school reunion eventually.
Yeah.
So that was, like, what we landed on.
And then, yeah, so it took a while to kind of crack the code of how do we turn this into a show.
Yeah.
Or a movie, rather.
How did you go from, like, two seasons, three seasons?
no one's really biding on it to having the opportunity to do a movie
Well people were by I mean like
You're saying like after the show had been out for a minute
We were trying to you said you were talking about like hey it wins a show
Right so the two seasons right right so she said three was out it came out
It did really well on Facebook but Facebook didn't want to do a four season
We were kind of like okay cool Facebook also dissolved
Like they were no longer a platform definitely the demographic you're probably not looking for like my grandparents
Really utilize Facebook
Right well they they were just after a while
like why are we going to be spending money on content?
Like just keep being Facebook and make billions of dollars and stop spending money on like shows.
Right.
So they like dissolve their platform.
Right.
We were like, cool.
Let's try to get somewhere else.
Like we feel like the fan base is like up and invigorated.
Like we still have stories we want to tell.
But we just couldn't.
Nobody really wanted it.
Like at the time we were trying to pitch it as the continuation of the series.
So that took a while.
It's like a year probably of us trying to get it sold.
Unsuccessfully.
Were you guys ever thinking like let's just use YouTube?
Yeah, we thought about everything.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's like it's just not you're never going to make your,
you'd have to get an investor to put the money up.
And like, I couldn't sit down with an investor and look him in the eye and say,
you're going to make your money back.
It's guarantee your R.I.
Yeah.
I was like, yeah, I wouldn't be able to do it, you know.
Like, there's no way you're making your money back from YouTube,
especially on a movie, you know, you're like,
Or, I mean, if you do a show, it's like, shows are expensive, you know, and you're not, you're not making, you're not making that amount of money back on YouTube unless you're getting like a billion years in episode or something.
Right.
Yeah.
And a movie sounds like a bigger, like, investment.
And it is a different kind of investment, but it's half the time of like the season three we put out.
So it's half the storylines.
It's half of all the shit.
It's half of, you know, what it took to produce the last season.
So it was a bigger investment, like, I guess, like stakes wise.
But like.
Yeah.
It was like harder to choose.
You know,
it was like,
we have to be more selective about like what we're putting in it.
And.
There wrote some funny shit that couldn't go in there.
We were like,
oh,
this would be good.
We were like,
oh,
but wait,
we don't got time.
Yeah.
We like one of the characters was like,
like,
like,
we had this whole storyline about like the truck nuts,
like getting too big.
And then they started like breaking off and like causing accidents and see me.
So then the.
People were protesting.
The mayor is like trying to shut down truck nuts and see me.
So then Wade was going to run from mayor to like change legislation.
We can't fit this into a movie.
Yeah.
If we had a show, we could do like, you know, that could be a little storyline going on in a show.
But we don't have this kind of time with a movie.
When you got, you're going to like a year of like trying to figure it all out for people that are listening that want to write, want to act to all those things.
How do, why didn't you guys just like say, hey, listen, we'll just go move on to something else.
Like what made you guys keep moving?
I think we believed in it.
Well, I know we believed in it.
Yeah.
Well, it's happening.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We believed in it.
We knew it was good.
And also, like, the fans were, they, people loved the show.
And we had, we knew what we wanted to do.
And it was just so hard to wrap our heads around, like, never mind, you know?
Yeah.
It just, like, would feel, it just, I just need that, like, we needed.
that like
at least yeah like having that like ending
even if we don't end up ending it like this
having that ending is just like creatively
you need it but during that year
I think the thing like the biggest takeaway
for me with this is just like
people really don't network studios
they really don't believe in something
unless you just do it
And that's the story of this show.
Like, we just made it on YouTube.
You know, self-financed it, did a little mini-season.
And then the Facebook saw it.
And they were like, oh, yeah, that.
We'll take it.
Yeah.
And then we did, like, they didn't want to do a full 30-minute thing.
So we did, like, 12 to 15-minute episodes.
And they saw that and they're like, oh.
You guys can handle this.
Oh, you can handle this.
Okay.
20-minute episodes, yeah.
And then still, like, trying to pitch it,
to, you know, the major studios, like Netflix, Amazon and stuff.
It was like, everyone was super impressed by it.
And they, like, seemed to love it in the room.
I still buy it.
And then they just, there was no follow through.
Yeah.
And I still honestly don't really understand why.
Yeah.
Every picture go into, they would come into every pitch and they'd be like,
yo, we just want to start up by saying we fucking love the show.
We're big fans.
People are quoting it.
I'm like, oh, that's a first.
You come into a pitch.
They're quoting shit you've already done.
And then at the end, they're like, yeah, but it's not for us.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What does that even mean?
Yeah.
How do you justify that?
Somebody didn't believe in it enough, but on the front end, they were talking about how much they loved it.
So I don't know what the...
Yeah, I honestly don't know what, because it was like it's cheap to make.
You have a built-in fan base that has already proved they came from YouTube to Facebook.
We do the marketing for you.
Yeah, we do all the marketing for you.
All the characters of social media accounts.
Like, it's a fucking universe.
Yeah.
You would almost think that your resume of all of that will sell it enough to be, hey, you guys can believe that we're going to put this thing together.
Yeah.
So I was like, I think...
I truly still don't really under.
Like most pictures they go into them like, no guarantees.
But this was like, it just felt like such a layup.
Such a layup.
Yeah.
So yeah, it was just, it felt unnecessarily complicated to eventually make this movie.
And, but it is cool to like start it off as a miniseries, make a bigger show, make a bigger show.
And now do a movie.
Yeah.
It's kind of like a cool, very like, modern.
indie filmmaking arc yeah yeah it's got an insane fault when you guys did that
that first little miniseries did you expect it to take off the way it did or was
it just like hey this seems like a fun little deal you always want things that do
well like you know certain things could be big but you I never expected it to be
what it is now like you never know which one's gonna hit hit the way I feel like
this has I'm like the guy I'm never the guy that's like I never saw this coming you
know I'm like I'm not that guy I feel like there's that's it's cool to be that guy
But for this, I genuinely, like, I did not see this.
I didn't see this coming.
Like, we just were like, the concept of the show came from like,
we were doing a video every week on YouTube.
And it was like, hey, this is unsustainable to wake up on Tuesday morning and say,
what's coming next week?
And you scramble every six days.
Let's write, shoot, you know, edit.
So it was like, we started going, all right, let's do bigger shoots.
Like, let's knock out like a couple things in one shoot.
And this is how this.
was birth. It was like, all right, we wanted to make fun of reality shows. So we did this. And
we weren't really, I was, I didn't, I didn't think we were going to do more. I thought we're just
going to do that. And like, and then, um, Studio 71, who's the production company now was like,
they were like, uh, the multi-channel network that rep the YouTube channel. They were like,
hey, do you mind if we try to sell this to Facebook? And I was just kind of like, no.
Like, I don't, you know, we're not doing anything with it.
It's just kind of there.
And they're like, yeah, they want to do it.
And we were like, oh, okay.
Do we do it?
All right, yeah.
And then they were, like, actually gave us, like, a budget to, like, make a real show.
And they just give you, like, a production budget.
Be like, hey, this is what we want to invest in you guys.
It's called $500,000.
Like, we want to give that toward you guys hiring out who you need to hire out to execute this on your own.
Yeah, it was like at first it was going to be, like,
they were saying like
we're gonna give you like 80 an episode or something
and we're like oh yeah that's incredible
which is like for a show
like more shows are like two to three million dollars
and then they're like hey we're gonna give you like
400 an episode
when you're like oh okay
that's like a real like that's still
in the grand scheme of things like a very low budget show
but it's like a real
all of a sudden we're on set we have trailers
it's like a whole fucking.
Yeah you're going from making weekly YouTube videos
just fucking around to like we got a nice little budget to work
It is funny, seeing season one to season two,
just the production value of it all.
Yeah, it just like went so.
And like, also we started writing it.
And like, we wrote the first one.
The whole concept is like nothing happens.
Right.
But like you add dramatic music and zooms and sound effects.
It makes everything seem like a big deal.
And then season two, like, we're halfway through the writing process.
And we're like, I remember we kind of looked at each other.
We're like, is this really good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a couple times we were writing it too good.
We like, we take a step back.
I think it's just getting pretty good.
Yeah.
We were watching too much Game of Thrones or some shit.
Yeah, we were getting there and just riding crazy shit.
Yeah, we were watching Game of Thrones and we're like,
so we had just trying to weave all these character arcs together.
And honestly, I think that it helped.
I think watching Game of Thrones really did influence.
And you can see that in the show.
The stakes get so unnecessarily big, yeah.
I think anyone takes a look at real bros and they say,
Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones.
Right there, yeah.
inspired by Game of Thrones.
It's like when,
what is it?
Is it George R. Martin?
His notes a leak on how he puts stories together
and builds out stories.
Like, hey, fellas, George just dropped one.
Like, let's figure out how to put real,
real bros of Seamy Valley into this
and mesh all the story arcs together.
That's about the end of the story.
I mean, we used,
we used like a graph.
You know, we'd go like episode,
episode one, two, three, four, five,
through 10 and then the character is on this side it's like x-axis and a y-axis and it would be like
you know zander brys way dunkin all the way and then episodes and then kind of be like all the
funny things that you have you just kind of start throwing them up there all the things that you
want to happen all the big moments and then you kind of start to look at it and like uh well maybe
that goes there that goes there and then you someone can have an idea that just is so funny it
demolishes all that you're like fuck that's so good yeah we have to
do that erase half of that shit
put this in those that's a good thing
problem to have though season three we took it up a notch
though with the stakes
season two was stakes went up season three we
had some stakes that Facebook came back with notes and they were
like we don't know about this
yeah really we guys are getting kind of crazy
we loved it though
we're hesitant about we pitched this ending
that was like I mean I can say we're never
gonna do it now but like we had this whole
ending where like one of the
characters in season three is like
you find out that she's a producer
her on the show and she was put in the show to stir up drama because they want to get more
views which was already crazy she works for facebook in the show but you don't find that out until like
the last episode and it's very like kind of thrown away but we we're like yeah that and then
they find out she's been cloning them and she comes into a lab to clone them kill the real
bros and just have the clones do the show forever
And they were like,
and we pictured them in person.
And they were like,
they're like,
so the clones.
Huh.
I don't know about the clones.
Like the producer's cool,
but I don't know about the clones.
And we're like,
perfect.
Cool,
we'll take that.
Yeah,
yeah.
You know something you all talked about
before you walked in?
I think we were actually down to do.
Yeah,
we were,
yeah, we were,
if they would say yes,
we would have had clones.
You guys know,
hey,
we know the clones idea is a little crazy.
But we're going to go in there
knowing that they're going to not
I'd take the clone bait.
But if they would have said yes,
we've been like, cool, we're doing clones.
Yeah. And we would come up with something else crazy.
They had to shut down, yeah.
That doesn't mean that if they had said yes,
we would have actually followed through.
There's a good chance that we would start writing
and be like, this is a little bit of mind.
This is game of Thrones fucking getting to us.
Yeah.
Now, this entire time that you guys are like writing
and going season after season,
it conversations with Facebook,
you're getting in the world
where you're pitching the show and everything else.
Like, are you guys just developing year over year?
Do you have people that are kind of helping you?
like counseling you on how to run these shows professionally?
Or you guys just,
the boys are just meshing the whole time.
And it's like,
hey,
this is where we got to get to this next season.
The whole,
I mean,
the whole thing,
season one,
two,
three,
and movie was just me and this guy
in the writing room.
Just banging heads against the wall.
Yeah.
Which was cool.
I mean,
I like it like that.
I don't,
I think that,
you know,
you start to open it up to a bigger room.
It starts to lose some of the,
some of the voice a little bit.
Mm-hmm.
And it's just like,
a specific voice with that show it's like you can't really even like the social media accounts
can't really delegate on those things yeah we also get shit done fast which i think is like a bigger
asset than even like studios or networks were like let on but like we get shit done pretty fast
when you guys are in the writing process together do you guys ever like want one like one of you
want to go this direction the other once you go the other how do you guys figure out those issues
yeah but it never happens like a huge scale i don't think yeah i think you just kind of like
like put it to the side for a second.
Like if there's like, if you kind of hit a wall where you're like,
oh, we're disagreeing on this, it's like, all right, let's work on something else.
And then I think that answer just kind of revealed itself.
It's not worth fucking up the vibe, the flow.
It's like you've read a festival with some homies.
They want to go see one DJ.
You want to go see somebody else.
You want to fuck the squad up.
I'm going with you right now because, you know, keep the vibe intact.
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on July 31st, 2024. Sport Clips. Back to the episode. How did your guys' friendship start?
College. Yeah, we were in the same fraternity in college. A couple of bearcats.
Same pledge class.
Wildcats.
Wildcats.
We were at U.S.A.
Yeah, we're in the same pledge class.
Christian was actually the president of the pledge class.
Okay.
And, yeah, we just kind of realized we had similar aspirations
and started making YouTube videos together.
Where'd y'all grow up?
I was born in Chicago, but then I moved to L.A. when I was a kid, grew up in L.A.
And then...
I grew up in L.A.
So what took you all to Tucson?
For me, it was like I wanted to...
I didn't want to be in California.
I was like, I want to, I'm 18.
I want to be somewhere else.
And Arizona was not that far, you know.
And it was also, I was between, I wanted like a full college experience.
And it was between Oregon and U of A.
And I went on a visit to both schools.
I found out it rained 300 days a year in Oregon.
And I said, I'm going with U of A.
Yeah, no question.
And I saw the videos of the Starboard.
Pass pool party.
There's just these videos you'd see on YouTube
of like those pool parties
and I was just like, that's what I need to do.
It was like foam and it's like,
it's like these ridiculous videos of like
girls making out in a pool.
That's real.
They're not doing that when it's raining 300 days out of the year.
Yeah, you're not doing that.
Oh, no, that's crazy.
Star Pass?
That's crazy.
What year is this?
I need to be there.
2013.
Oh my God.
Yeah, we were there.
It was funny.
You might see some of the homie years.
As you didn't ever cross your mind?
No.
Why not?
Did when you go to ASU?
No.
I grew up in Arizona though.
It does seem like ASU's more the,
you got Tempe, you got Old Town,
you have the Tempe 12.
I was heard bad thing.
I don't know about you,
but in LA I always heard weird things about ASU.
It was a party school,
but it was like a ratchet like connotation.
It's kind of hard to say that when you were in Tucson.
But like Tucson's like ratchet,
but like Tucson's where.
glasses and a cardigan.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but you usually have a bar called dirt
dirt bags.
It's like dirt on the floor.
Dirt bag on that shit.
It is pretty funny.
They're opening one in a Tempe,
I believe.
Which,
that's to your point.
Yeah.
That's to your point.
But, yeah,
no,
ASU definitely a better city.
But Arizona
definitely a better school
and overall vibe.
Also, ASU's just so big,
so spread out.
I wanted like the college.
I wanted it to feel just
college as fuck.
That's why I went there to.
It's just like you're going to a city.
There's 100,000 kids there.
It's a great point.
It's a commuter type vibe.
But U of A, it's a college town.
Like, Tucson's a college town.
Like, all the fucking diners have, like, wildcat stuff in the window.
Like, it feels like, the kids are going to school.
Like, they're never even going to go there, but they're wearing wildcat stuff.
Like, it's kind of cool.
Like, the whole town revolves around U.S.
But I'm not, I'm not standing behind Tucson.
You know.
It sounds like, I think you did it a little bit.
I just want to make that clear.
I'm not a big Tucson guy.
Tucson's got some cool things, but like.
The police are not cool, that.
Yeah, yeah.
The law is not cool.
What's wrong with the law?
It's right right.
Come on, man.
They're all right.
Mark,
not against the law in general.
Just Tucson would have had some bad experiences.
Mark would be fired up here and I'm talking about Tucson.
Yeah, Mark,
you guys know Mark Weiss check?
No, is that?
He's a lead singer from Midland.
He grew up in the Tucson area, walked on at U of A.
Loves the Wildcats.
He's like 40.
Yeah.
He's old.
He probably knows who they are.
Still there?
Still there? Still going strong?
Still going strong.
He's like in a small little town outside of Tucson.
He tries to tell me it's most beautiful part of Arizona all the time.
The foothills?
I don't know.
Arizona's got some beauty to it.
It does.
I didn't respect it until like my second year.
I was like, hold up.
This shit's kind of nice.
If you think about Arizona, you got desert landscape, which you only get in a couple states,
but you also get four seasons in Flagstaff.
You got Sedona that has the red rocks.
Sedona's beautiful.
Sedona's beautiful.
Have you been to Sedona longer than 72 hours?
I have.
No, I need to.
Have you really?
Did you enjoy it?
Well, I was like camping.
Yeah, okay.
I was in the woods.
Anytime I've been to Sedona after about 48 hours, I get a little bored.
Yeah.
It's beauty only lasts with me for so long.
And I'm like, what's next?
And the spiritual girl you took there is like doing too much, you know?
It is a lot going on the vortex.
Yeah, you got full, you're fully charged up.
You're like, I'm good.
Yeah.
It's like leaving your phone on the charger for too long.
Yeah.
It's not doing after a while.
I'm charged up.
You know, I got, I've been on the vortex barefoot for 48 hours now, which I'm sure you were doing.
No question.
You know, I'm sure you just, you know, barefooted that vortex.
Was grounding the entire time.
my pH balance was perfect
I was ready to roll
there you go
not a whole lot of experience
in Arizona for me
where are you from Missouri
brutal
brutal state
flyover state
why is it brutal
you know I grew up
Walmart we do
growing up we had the third
biggest Walmart in the state
and we took a lot of pride in that
yeah you guys wrapped that like
yeah
that was that was honestly something
we argued about
like at you know
North County High School
grew up and Bontare small
like an hour outside
of St. Louis.
Not a lot going on out there.
My boy, Brad, he still lives there.
Unfortunately.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We got Derry Queen of Hardee's, and other than that, it just goes downhill.
But shout out, Bonte, I do love where I came from.
Sounds like that.
You really saved that one.
But yeah, we got Lake of the Ozarks.
You ever been to Lake of the Ozarks?
I haven't, no.
You heard of it?
I've heard of it, yeah.
All right, all right.
That's a spot.
We got St. Louis,
Cardinals baseball.
Other than that,
it's about it.
I'm a famous fan,
so it's like rivals.
It's about it.
We don't have all the Sedona.
Cave Creek.
Yeah, Cave Creek.
Phoenix.
We don't got all that.
Old town.
Yeah.
Waste management.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Waste management.
That's what I mean.
Arizona might be one of,
it's probably the best state of the union.
Well, hold on.
I think Arizona's up there.
I think Arizona's a good state.
Yeah.
As far as all the,
you hung out there in the summer a lot in Phoenix.
It's hot as fuck.
Yeah.
Like too hot, though.
But it makes you,
But in the wintertime, when all your friends are frigid cold,
you really sit back and you're like, boys,
it's 70 degrees right now and it hasn't rained in months.
It's a beautiful time.
Yeah, that's cool.
I just have too many run-ins with the law in Arizona.
Yeah?
Yeah.
For little things, you know?
I go to jail in an elf costume.
They think I'm a drug dealer.
They raid our house because they think we're drug dealers.
I still can't get global entry.
I had to represent myself in court.
I object.
I win.
Just like a lot of things happened out there with the law.
What was the worst thing?
What was the worst encounter you had with the law?
The worst encounter was they actually thought that we were drug dealers
just because like in college, it was a company that I discovered,
like if I tweeted out my referral link, I'd get a bunch of credits.
So I would just blast out my referral link and get all these free credits.
And I would just order clothes from my friends.
We had all these boxes showing up all these packages.
And they assumed that we were drug dealers.
and so one night they just raid our house
like 12 cops guns drawn
kicking down doors
they smash my face in the ground
it's actually not that funny of a story
and then they took me to
they take me out of the house
breathalized me I blow like a point
1-1 they take me to jail
they don't want me go inside and get my phone
so I get out of jail at like 8 a.m
and I'm walking and I'm just like
walking around the parking lot like
can I borrow your phone to like some lady in the parking lot?
She's like, no.
I'm like, I get it, you know.
I wouldn't give me a phone either.
I'm wearing jailclothes.
And so I was just pit.
I just started walking.
I walked nine miles to get back to my dorm.
And like, this is junior year.
I'd been making videos for a while.
So like people start recognizing me as I'm like trudging back to campus, like pissed off.
Jimmy!
They're like, Jimmy, walk ashamed, dude.
I'm like, shut the fuck up.
Like, walk inside.
Walk nine miles.
Like, my friends, like, in my bed.
I'm like, get out of here.
They had tried to pick me up.
Yeah, a lot of, what?
Yeah, I'm not a big Arizona guy, you know?
Sounds like you shouldn't be.
Yeah.
Did they ever apologize?
Say, hey, my bad, we didn't find drugs at all?
No.
Oh, no, no, bro.
These were, like, villains.
No, these are villains.
They, like, had it out for, like,
yeah, it is all that enough, huh?
maybe Arizona is not a great place.
Dude, there was some, that was just one of them too.
I'm not going to go on about all my experiences out there, but.
That's funny.
I was at that party where he got,
that happened,
but, like,
they kind of came in towards the end when it was, like, dying down.
And I remember I went home to, like, go roll some jails.
I'll be right back.
We live walking this from each other.
I go home for like 30 minutes, roll up.
I walk back in, different situation.
Everyone's cleared out.
Your blood's on the ground.
There's, like, fire some people in the house.
Everyone's, I'm like, what the fuck just happened?
30 minutes.
Well,
Jimmy's gone.
They took him.
That was up for 20 minutes.
What happened?
Yeah.
That was a fucking,
it was like saving private Ryan.
It was just different.
Yeah.
You try to go pick him up at the police department?
My friends did.
No,
because we didn't know,
like I was,
because I've also had friends like they take
and they bring,
like they come back.
My roommates went and tried to get me,
but they weren't,
they didn't let me out.
So they went and tried to get me like four.
And then they were like,
he's not out yet.
He'll be out at eight.
So then they went home and we got at at nine.
They let me out like an hour early.
I didn't have a phone
so I didn't think anyone came for
I didn't know they came for me
I was just yeah
get out of jails walking around
it was really funny too
trying to like borrow someone's phone
and I'm like
I'm a normal guy
the sketchiest thing you can do
you say I'm a normal guy
can it borrow your phone
like just walked out of jail
they're like no
gotta get at least a block of weather
yeah yeah
I know the way this looks
but can I please just borrow
your phone turns for a second
that is fucking tough
yeah you of A man
should have gone to ASU
that would have
That's true.
This could all been solved
if I just went to ASU.
Butterfly effect, man, yeah.
What a phenomenal film.
What else we got on the time?
I was thinking to myself,
like, I knew that part was coming to now.
I'm like, I wonder how long
we can just sit in silence
together.
You want to do some segments?
I would love to.
Yeah, we can't end it there.
Yeah, no.
You kind of look around.
Hey, guys, it was great having you on.
We just sit here in silence for five minutes.
All right.
Well, thanks for coming by, guys.
Before we do segments,
you just had a lot of cameos.
on the show.
Who was by far your favorite?
And why was it Chad Trooper?
Chad's the man.
Dude.
Chad, you just let Chad go.
Like, you just let him and J.T.
Just roll on him for like 10 minutes
and just so much gold comes out of their mouth.
They say things that.
How did you just think of that?
For guys who are so fucking chill, too,
they're so like just here and soft-spoken.
All right, cool.
Sounds good.
you yell action they're in it
and they just roll forever and just gold
comes out like damn these dudes are just
they just got it they kind of have that thing that
Theo Vaughn has where it's like he just says
things that you're like whoa yeah
it is nuts listening to Theo
want sometimes bro
Theo
how stuff just rolls out of his mouth
he says things that you're like
how did you just think of that that was
it makes perfect sense yeah yeah you're like
that was brilliant right
right I'm thinking about the time of
a titan you and he talks about all the ground's moving
what was he saying?
Well, he was backing up from us.
While you back up is I am backing up the ground's moving.
Yeah.
He's making it from my teeth.
He's like, you get them out of Taylor's knee.
You get your dental work done from Taylor's knee.
Taylor torn his ACL.
But he's like putting all these things together just on the spot and you just kind of
stand there like fuck I, you don't want to battle with this guy.
No, you can't, yeah, you can't get an emotional battle with him.
Dude, Chad and J.T. though.
Yeah.
Their videos going to what, like city council meetings?
Yeah.
Is that how they like kind of started doing their thing?
Yeah.
What up, council?
Dude, that shit is so funny.
And they did a great job on Netflix, too.
Their podcast is pretty good as well.
We had a cameo on the movie.
We're probably thinking about the same person.
That was just, but top tier.
I mean, there was a few top tier ones in the movie.
But there was one that was, like, special to, like, the kid in us, I feel like.
Oh, yeah.
Are you allowed to say?
I think we can say it now, right?
Oh, yeah.
The press release is out, yeah.
Tony Hawk.
The Hawk.
Oh, that is.
We got Tony Hawk, and we got Sean White in the same movie.
And it's just, you know, the 12-year-old.
me he's just pretty pretty pumped I saw
I was the person yeah bro he's the coolest he's so cool he's so chill
and like I fucked up I saw somebody on Twitter the other day be like I ran to Tony
Hawk I had him sign my 2002 blue N64 cartridge why the fuck didn't I think of that
yeah when he left it was like we didn't get him to sign anything yeah he's one of
the boys for real he just kicks it he's over there on his phone in between takes like
you know you guys seen this food's gone wild shit we're like yo you just you just like us
regular yeah that is so awesome man he really is one of the goats yeah so we just like the game
him talking about the game and how much money's made off of that thing changed everything yeah
you see his documentary yeah it was dope dude it is un fucking real how he changed the
skis i haven't seen that i haven't seen the documentary dude about the video game really changed
yes which is crazy talks about the video game that's about being like 10 years old and he's just
going in and skating these bowls with these guys are like 20 30 years old and he's just
roasting them killing them all goes through everything then he gets like goes from street
goes into like the vert does the 900 obviously puts them on the map but then Tony
hot comes out first one's whatever and the next one they're like hey that went so well
and then it's hand of a check for four million dollars it's like this is like essentially
your signing bonus for the next game yeah there's four those things yeah it's just crazy man
how does that ask go out to i wrote him a letter really yeah jp just asked i don't know if a
microphone card jp just asked how does an ask like that go out to uh Tony hawk oh yeah go ahead yeah i uh
I wrote a letter, like, because, you know, like, you have to write, like, a, like, it happens on a lot of movies.
Write, like, a director letter, like, saying, like, hey, this is why we really want you in the movie.
So I really just, I hit him with the, you know, like, I grew up in Venice, skating my whole life.
How long did you spend right in crafting the way?
You know, I spent, I didn't have too much time.
We were in the middle of shooting, but, like, it was, I spent some time on it.
And, and it also was, like, a cameo that we really.
like we talked about like dream scenario cameo we'd even like kind of started like to lower
expectations like that'd be sick but like no let's not get too stuck on it whatever doesn't happen
it'd be crazy to get him for this but it's kind of possible yeah he won't do yeah he well i started
off like hey this is gonna sound like a really bizarre ask uh blah blah blah explained the role and it's just
like you know this would be insane and even like if it's a no it's been awesome even just getting
in contact with you because I'm just like
you know I grew up I mean I grew up in Venice
I grew up skating my whole life like he was
fucking Tony Hawk
um
so when they were like yeah he'll do it I was just like
you know what?
We're like wait really?
We're like what it's gonna happen?
It's happening.
Who delivered that new seal?
I think Jason right?
Our producer Jason Korset
Yeah maybe.
He just like said like Tony's in or something
and we're like what?
Looked around like what?
Oh, this is happening?
Yeah we can get him for one day
and we're like all right we'll change the whole schedule
whatever we gotta do
was there any
ass that went out
where what they were turned down
oh yeah
a bunch
yeah
everyone says
more nose and yes
yeah yeah
or a few of the heartbreaks
and you get Tony Hawk
it's like what else
everything else is gravy
I don't think anything else
was like a heartbreak creatively
there were some people
we like
thought we had gotten
that we were like oh fuck yeah
this is this person
and we can kind of morph
a bit of the story around them now
or at least like the way
like we broke these lines
but then it didn't end up panning out
I'm like, ah, that hurts.
When you have like your idea attached to somebody.
But then the people we ended up getting to play those roles,
fucking came in and bawled out.
So it's perfect.
You said there were two guys in this movie that you were like,
these guys are fucking awesome.
Tony Hawk was one.
Who was the other?
The other one, there's a few.
But the other one I'm thinking of,
the vet who comes in,
I don't want to say,
because it's kind of a reveal, right?
Towards the end, don't I'm thinking about.
Oh, but he's in the press release.
All right.
Well, then Rob Riggle.
Oh, that'll be so funny.
That dude.
Oh, my.
God, bro. Talk about just watching a legend work
and just being, like, speechless.
Just came into this fucking thing. It was perfect.
Was everything you want from Robert going more?
Yeah.
You've worked with Robb a couple of times, right?
Yeah, I worked with him on 20 Jump Street.
Yeah.
I see you, Brad.
Yeah, yeah.
He was cool.
He was cool.
He'll be forgetting.
Tyler Posey was great.
Came into this thing.
Yeah, everyone who ended up being on the cast
had a good-ass attitude.
They wrote down and can play.
They put their own flavor on it.
It's sick.
It's really dope.
We're obviously not going to say names, but was there anybody that you're like,
we got to get this guy fucking out of here.
We did have a dog.
We had to deal with on set.
Yeah?
But he wasn't that bad.
He was cool.
The dog was Joe.
I don't know.
Even if there was somebody bad, I probably wouldn't say it.
That's good.
Hey, that's political of you.
I might in a couple years.
Yeah, a couple of years.
See how it's at.
See how it landed.
See how you're feeling.
Yeah, there was no on-set beef, thank God.
I don't think our set, like, you hear from other people, too.
It's like a big, like family.
It's like summer camp.
Everyone's, like, having a good time.
Everyone's viving with each other, like, kicking it.
Like, so I don't think you want to be an asshole because everyone else is just having a great time.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
You know these segments?
Yeah, I would love to.
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Mitch.
Bear with us, these are
These can be up and down
Yeah, these can be more down than ups
That is a good one
Go ahead and repeat
If you came across a person
Who's never listened to music
What is the first
First song you would show them?
That is a fucking good one
Mitch, who did that come from?
Who?
Petrick
That is
We've had a lot of turmoil
I mean you gotta go
Hey y'all, right?
Hey y'all's a solid one though
I don't know man
That's a tough one
But you want them like the goal is to get them to like it
So they keep listening to music right
Like you want to show them something that's like dope
You gotta show them the greatest band of all time
Who's that?
Blinklin 82
Which song though?
See they have so many good ones
You can really just put a low
Rolodex of Take Off your Pants and Jacket
The Self-Titled album
What?
Self-titled album
Thank you Mitch
Get a little bit of confidence after one good question.
We all want to start throwing shots.
I would probably, just to get somebody into it,
I'd probably throw a single at them,
but not like a first date.
I'd probably do like a rock show.
You got to think, though, man.
If someone's never heard music before,
they're sheltered.
They don't have that angst.
I don't got that teenage angst in them
that Blingwin A2 brings out of you.
I know, but that might bring it out of them.
That's a good point.
You know, I think that might be too much for him.
So what do you think?
Yeah.
I think I'm bringing some like Stevie Wonder.
Because you're here to see you wonder at a wedding.
He's got some, like,
wedding some of you play at a wedding that everybody dances to it might sound kind of soft but like
something that just gets everybody grooving i think if you wanted does that to people i think
we're other kind of bands that to people i might play them yeah by us sure yeah that's gonna scare
him away some get low i think yeah it's determined to a freak well i was thinking about this
the other day yeah it's funny to say um i think in like 50 years yeah we'll go that will be the number one
song of all time really
Wait, as far as like, what's, what, what's the criteria?
Listen.
It is, it is a song that's just survived.
Like, shall.
Right.
Like, a song like that, like, that's a song that gets everybody going.
This is someone who's ever heard music.
Do you want something slower?
Well, maybe I want to turn them into a villain.
If I have, like, a fresh mold of clay.
M and M.
You're playing some Tupac, some M.
You're creating a, some loose yourself.
Some grassroots villain.
You put lose yourself on.
You show a white guy that's never listened to a song as a entire life.
You can lose yourself
That can't fucking change
Unstoppable
That's a juggerna
That kid
Get a lot
Damage in this world
Yeah also
I would ask the follow up a question
Of what is the race
Samoan
Okay
Don't have an answer for that
That's a tough one
What would you do with the Samoan
Somewhere with a rainbow
Ah
That's a good one
You could do
The one I chose
for karaoke, John Denver,
Country Road.
That's another white guy anthem.
Yeah.
That's like a slow enough to where,
you know, if you're driving a road trip.
You might understand music better by the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, hey, check this out.
And you're kind of like singing along,
Country Road, take me on.
You're kind of vibing with him.
I can catch on to that one quick.
Yeah, but I feel like.
Then you just hit him with Piti Pablo,
freak a leak.
Freakalik.
And you just start nod to him.
Oh, my God.
Mine's in a blender.
Yeah
Let's take some calls
With your feet crammed to the head boy
Yeah
That was like a good question Mitch
Not really no
It's subjective
Yeah
You did your part
You did your part man
No question
Do we have a tear talk
All right so we're gonna rank the following
The pregame the kickback
The after party and the late night
And for all these
we're thinking like at their optimal potential
yeah best right all right
damn I feel like the party
takes it though if it's optimal potential
which one at party
oh the party was even on there oh was it on there yeah
I think after party might be
let's start at the lowest
let's start fourth place
dude by pregame
I feel like okay now this is gonna be a controversial
answer then we all got to have our own answers
okay I know my four is immediately
I think I know mine are too
my number four is my number four is
kickback. That's actually
I think that's terrible. My four
is late night. Really? Why?
Yes. I think
at that if you're putting an after
Really? Really, bro. Hold on.
He's hurt. If you're
doing all these things
obviously kickback and pregame are probably not going to be in the
same area but if you do one of those and then you're
going to go to a party and then there's going to be an after
party. By that time
you're so hammered drunk
you're not remembering a whole lot of what's going on
you're probably blacked out. We're
making mistakes at that point you're sweaty
you're tired it's just
it's just not as good as you think it really is
it's just time to put on some deep house
and ride it out until the sun comes up
that's what you gotta do it's time to pack it in
see but at UA like late night sometimes
like that was the party and they didn't like
it wasn't even an after product that shit just like was the
first thing you did and it started at fucking
11 p.m. It started at like midnight
and it was like all right this is the party but that
would just be the part yeah I think that was just what
we named them really
Yeah, we're doing a late night.
That's what we call it parties kind of.
I'm going number four kickback.
Wow.
Three pregame.
Yeah.
Number two late night and number one after party.
Yeah, after party is about that.
Anything is possible at an after party.
Anything can happen.
You can turn your L into a W.
You take an L in a pregame,
you can still catch a W in the late at the after party.
That's a good point.
You know?
A late night though, has a,
the late night.
Late night draws that line where it's like,
I don't know.
To what?
New Apple update.
New scheduled text.
Oh,
wow.
Oh, it's a rap.
You've had to schedule that you up.
I mean,
I'm taking,
but I would have.
Force it and.
Still,
hit her with it anyway.
Exactly.
Just keep your romantic.
Yeah.
See,
but late.
The schedule.
I don't know.
I feel like there's so many pros and cons for both.
I'm starting to,
I'm starting to shuffle them around even more.
Because me, I don't know if after party is like, that might be three or four for me.
What's your number one?
Like, is it clear?
Either kickback or late night.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'm more casual cat, man.
Kickback like that.
That's cool.
Late nights sometimes get, they tow that line getting too rowdy, though.
Some shit happens, like, ooh, okay.
We've gone too deep into the night now.
Somebody's got a bus ahead.
You're taking shrooms.
You're smoking a blunt.
You're kind of vibing out on a tailgate in a back yard.
I do that at pregame sometimes, though.
I mean, yeah, it's a little more,
maybe that's just the bond terror vibe.
You guys have a lot to do.
Yeah, yeah.
The fire's dying down.
The few bros left, man.
Late night staying at four for me.
What's your number one, though?
I'm having a hard time with that.
Because I love the opportunity.
I love the excitement that a pregame brings.
I think when you get all the boys together,
you're at somebody's house.
It's after a game.
or it's like a Friday night.
People have been talking about
for three, four days.
Hey, we're going to so-and-so's house.
We're going to get after it.
And then we're going to go to X, Y, and Z.
The opportunity, whether it happens or not
irrelevant, because you don't know what's going to happen in the future.
Everybody's optimism.
Yes, especially when you get all the boys in the same vibe.
And like, because sometimes there's always that one guy
that you have to force to drink, force to go out,
which just kills you.
But if everybody is on the same page at a pregame,
it just makes everything.
It sets the tone for the night.
Pregame, everybody's getting hose.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're out tonight.
They're out tonight.
He did not like that answer.
He was like,
back there in the corner.
I might be shuffling, actually.
I might go.
You've already cemented yours.
I feel pretty good about it,
but the only thing I would maybe switch is
I might go after party,
pre-game late night, kickback.
After-party is...
After-party is number one,
kickback's number four.
Locked for me.
Pre-game late night,
I'm back and forth.
When you said that about
the excitement. I know.
That was what started getting me thinking about
when I was, you know, when you're in college.
Right. And then like, people just start showing up.
And all of a sudden, it's like, I don't know if we're going to be able to make it to
the party. This might just become the party.
Yes. And think about this, dude. You have all your boys over and you're thinking,
we're full. Like, my heart is full of all the people that can be here. And that one
boy walks in. But you're like, fuck, dude. I didn't know he was coming out tonight.
And then literally the whole room erupts.
He's coming out. Because he's there automatic shot for him.
They were all getting together.
Oh, man, dude.
You're making a really strong point.
You are, bro.
I'm just saying, pre-games.
Is pre-game your one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pre-games are one.
Honestly, kickback might be my two.
Really?
And here's why.
Kickback, there's a ceiling to a kickback.
No question.
Because at a certain point, it's a party.
Yes, but you just said pre-game at one point might just become the party.
Yeah.
So in my mind, I'm thinking kickbacks.
I'm taking away college.
I'm covering that in a ball and throwing the trash.
I'm now in high school.
It's 2009, senior year.
You and the boys get over
You're having a couple of drinks
You finally found alcohol
Because someone's older brother
Had a fake ID
They went over to the circle K
And they grabbed the beer
And low key three beers
Was enough at that point
For whatever reason
Because you're just doing
What you think you should be doing
In high school
Now of a sudden
Anthony Stevens is calling a couple
of girls over
And you're like
Oh fuck
There might be that opportunity
To get head
There you go
That's what I'm saying
And we circled it all back
And you know it's probably
Not gonna happen
Because you try
Would Jessica Gray three times
And she said no every time, but maybe this time.
It's possible.
When she shows up that Nanny Light's going to hit a little bit different.
She's going to look at you with those eyes and just go, yeah, dude, I'll talk to the shit out of that thing.
Come on, kid.
But this is still pre-game you're saying?
And I feel like the kickback, the floor of the kickback to me is higher than the floor of the other ones.
Like, you kind of know what you're getting into.
I agree.
You know what the worst of the worst is with the kickback and it's just hanging out with the bros.
Yeah.
I mean, you could be at a pregame and think, like, what are we trying to fucking do tonight?
Everybody wants to do something different.
You kind of get separated.
Taylor left.
Yeah.
You went here,
hey, where are you guys going?
I don't know if I get you in.
Yes.
And after party two,
you've already accomplished
what you said how to accomplish,
which was the party.
Now there's,
you know there's an end date.
So your drunk brain at one point,
it might be one,
it might be two,
it might even be 11.
Part of you become sober
for one second
and you're like,
this shit's gonna end pretty soon.
Do I keep drinking super heavy?
Do we force the vibe?
Yeah,
do we force the vibe?
I can see Will's getting
a little sleepy in the eye.
eyelids. He's starting to droop a little bit on me.
How do I get him back on now?
No, no, no, I'm just talking about it.
I'm sorry, at the after party.
Because you've already accomplished all the steps.
I'm about to make a statement.
I'm thinking about this now, hearing you guys talk.
These could just be like the four chapters of a movie.
And these could be one same party.
Yes.
Because the pregame can turn into a kickback.
And then if it's like, we're just going to stay at this level.
But then your boy is like, yo, we're in your area.
We just left the bars.
Can we come through?
They bring 10 new heads.
Bro.
And they say, hey, bars are dead, which means you think maybe we're doing the right thing.
But it's an after.
technically because they already came from the bars.
Yes.
And then before long, it's the late night.
I like that.
Here's what I would do with that situation, though.
I would flip pregame and kickback.
You flip.
So you said pregame goes into a kickback.
I think kickback, you start off with the boys.
And then more people come over and you're like, you know, let's go to the bar after
this.
Now you're in the pregame.
Uh-huh.
I like that too.
And then a couple of your boys that went there to go check it out.
Maybe they dipped a little early.
Hey, lines too long.
It's dead one way or the other.
They come back.
Now you're at the party.
That's a good twist.
That's a good thing.
If you set your expectations with a kickback, we know where it starts and where it ends, but then actually, no, no, this is actually a different journey.
Yeah, the journey's just beginning.
Went home to change.
Yeah.
They actually showed back up.
Then you turn to your boy, you're like, are we about to turn up tonight?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, I said I wasn't going to drink, but I'm ready.
Yeah.
You know that moment when someone's like, are we about to make a movie together?
We're going to go back and change and you're like, uh, this is risky.
It's risky.
Don't do it.
You're going to go back and change.
Yeah, I live 10 minutes away.
He's done.
He's dead for the night.
Yeah, bro, you know when you leave, you're gone forever.
Like he's gone and a half later.
Hour and a half later he comes in.
You're like, no way.
I cannot fucking believe you came back.
Grabbed by the face because you're drug.
Dude,
I'm giving me my fucking.
That's the shit.
That's the shit that gets you fired up with the boys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I think we can all agree.
Maybe the late night's not the move.
I would agree, yeah.
I am so glad I was able to do that.
I'm still going late.
I'm going kickback for late night.
What the fuck?
All the stuff about kickbacks?
No, no.
I still, because the kickback, you know, I like to do.
dance and there's no dancing going on
to kickback. I think that's
the only one where there's no dancing.
So where can you dance and get at that?
That's my question. That would be the after
party, the
or the late night.
I'm going to go kick, I'm going to go
man, you're really selling me
on pregame. It might be this list, but switch
late night and after party. After party is my
bottom. I think this list is my list.
Oh, wow. I can switch
pregame and kickback at any point.
You sold me on pregame, but I've had so many pregameers.
I'm like, this could be the best night ever.
And then you hard cut an hour they were coming home.
Like, what the fuck happened?
Yes, bro, but it's not about the...
That's the pregame part.
But the pregame part is.
The optimism in your brain of this going to be the best night ever is the moment you have at the pregame.
That's set in the tone for the entire night.
Whether it happens or it doesn't, that's up to the after party, the party in the late night.
If those fail you, hey, that pregame was fucking fire, though, right?
Because I'm going to try again next week.
You can't metaphorically live in the pregame forever.
You know?
Oh, shit.
But it's up to you.
That's a quote graphic right there.
I'm just like, fuck.
What if the night isn't?
But I feel you though.
You got me hyped up with that speech about it.
I know.
You almost have like things possible.
Pregame can set the tone for literally all three of those.
Like the worst of a pregame, it just turns into a kickback.
You have a great pregame.
You have a great after party.
Great pregame.
You're probably going to have a great late night.
So you did kind of set the tone with the pregame.
I do love the pregame.
What makes the best pregame for you?
Like what has to be there?
Biches, man.
A lot of, yeah, that's the main thing.
It's got a start up.
The best pregame to me is all the boys there at first.
Yeah.
And then those ladies start funneling in, it's like you just, everyone that walks in,
just the notch goes up a little bit more on how great the night is going to be.
Oh, yeah.
But if it starts off, this bus right here, it's like, yo boys, what are we trying to do tonight?
Like anywhere we go, we're not hitting in, blah, blah, then all of a sudden somebody calls somebody who calls somebody.
Right.
Four girls are over.
It's like, okay, a ratio's bad.
but we now have hope.
There's a glimmer of hope in there.
We get the asses.
These guys aren't too bad.
Hey, they're laughing.
Oh, Will's making me laugh a little bit.
I'm going to call my friend Cindy.
I know she thinks he's cute.
Guess what?
Cindy has two friends who are now coming over.
Now the ratio is even one to one.
Yep.
Now we're playing ball, boys.
We're getting there.
We're playing ball.
There's always that scary moment at the pregame
when the first girls show up.
And you're like, oh, this is not a good look right now.
There's more, there's more girls coming.
It's not just going to be.
It's like 12 dudes standing there.
And then like two girls walk in, you're like, ah, the group of six walked in.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, just the group of two.
And you always see them as far away.
You see their eyes.
You see their eyes look around like, God damn.
Who said to come here?
If you could just get them past one or two layers of dudes, you know you got them for a little bit.
Yeah, you need somebody good on the ox.
What's that?
You need somebody like Jack on the ox court.
You need that.
And you need like your one funny friend who's not going to try to hook up with them.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
If he's not there, he's just funny just for the jokes and the ox guy's not there, they're bouncing 10 minutes.
See you.
Yeah, I'd be lucky to give them 10
Yeah
They're looking at that phone immediately
Same Uber
No question, don't leave just yet
Damn, the pregame
Now I'm analyzing the fuck out of this
I'm re-evaluate
You should do an ad for pregames man
Thank you
You should be a spokesman for pregames
I'm all about the beginning man
Yeah
We need to take that pregame speech
And kind of incorporated
With the Twisted Tea ad
Yeah
Brought you by pregames
Don't worry about what happens later
Twissy tea is probably the best
Drink the half full of pregame
Yes
But yeah
Shout on a free shoutout
Where do we stand on this?
We just all say our
Do you do it
Real quick
Yeah I still
I'm good on mine
What was your last year?
What was yours again?
Mine is is
I'm still going after party
Because you like to dance
I'm going after party
I'm going pregame
I'm going late night
I'm going kickback
I'm just proud that that pregame
Got a couple notches up
Oh it did
Trisham
I'm going to go
From one to best to worst
After party
You can see you kind of sell me
I'm going to kickback
Pre-game late night
Late night's last
Pre-game kickback
Late night after party
I'll go just to be a little bit different
Than that I go kickback pre-game
So you're a kickback boy now
All that all that about the pregame?
No no no but you just did that
I'm not in the same list as you put after party last
Yeah oh shit
Because to me pre-game and kickback
Like brother flip a coin I'm in
Those are my 1A 1B
And then the other two
You can put them wherever you want
I'm out
All right
Just that fucking pregame
I'm like Jimmy let me
know how you danced last night brother like that's gonna be awesome yeah i'm just sweating
sweating yeah your ass off and the mask the mascara and the ladies are running their hair that was
so nice at the kickback in the pregame yeah it's all fucked up and you know just for a say if you
took those goggles off you'd be like Jesus fucking crust what am i doing here people are coming to you
they're going are you okay yeah you should have some water and that's the moment you was just
ready to fight everybody right it's like you don't need to tell me i need to hydrate not now not in
this moment these are just hogwart's houses that fucking in harry potter
that would be definitely after-party president.
Was that from Harry Potter?
If these were like Hogward's houses, like it's sorted.
Oh, yeah, you know?
Oh, if you got sorted?
Yeah.
Late nights is slithering.
I would probably want to get sorted into after-party,
but I might get, unfortunately, sorted into late-night.
100% in late-night.
100%.
I'm getting sorted into late-night.
Yep, I see that.
Honestly, I got pretty dangerous after-party in late-night.
I'd be sitting there with that hat going on top of my head,
like Harry Potter, like, not late night.
Not late night
Not late night
I'm saying
Good good uh
Good talk
Good list
Good tier talk
You could do great things in the late night
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Shoutout, no free shout out.
Obviously, I know you guys watch the show all the time,
but I'm just going to tell you anyway
what shout, no free shout at us.
We're talking about the little things in life.
A water fountain in elementary school.
That's extra cool with a good PSI on it.
Just enough, I don't know.
What's another one?
Air conditioning.
Air conditioning, going to bed, curling up in those blankets.
Like shout out a cool room going to bed.
bed. So it's shoutout, no free shoutout. This bus, obviously when it started, it had no
advertisements. And we found ourselves talking about people that weren't advertising us,
and how great it was. So we turned it to shoutout, no free shoutout. Cool. So that's where
we're going to go with this. You want to start, Will? I don't have one? Me either.
Damn. Don't I? We give somebody these shoutouts, dude. Did shout out kickbacks?
Yeah, they're the best. A shout out, no free shout out, tugging one off in a hotel room.
Like, let's be honest, it's one of the best times to do it.
The door closes in a hotel room, just you know those four walls.
Something animalistic comes inside of you.
Outside of you.
Outside of you.
It comes out of you.
Something animalistic comes inside of you.
Yeah.
That's a great one.
YouTube?
How quickly does it happen for you?
Late night.
That's why he loves the late nights so much.
See, I was always always.
always a it's always it's always it's always before bed you get to the hotel
Saturday night before a game that's what I'm saying a couple hours it's after snack I'm
I'm getting one in five minutes into that hotel room really finding the rag and the lotion as
fast as possible I don't know if you notice with hotel rooms they started putting them on the
walls the lotion on the wall so you have to like oh wow it's on the on the one rag and then you
have your self rubber I just go wrong and I try to get no gear no gear it's no way
That's crazy.
No gear.
I'm all natural.
Let me see your hands.
You're a super villain.
Calus isn't that big on that.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, yeah.
But you give me a late night game.
It's after snack on night one.
And then either late morning the next day on Sunday before the game.
Then it depends on where my nerves are.
Then maybe there might be a third that pops out somewhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to feed those geese dude if you want to get the nerves out.
Yeah.
No question.
Good shout out.
Thank you.
That's a good one.
You got one?
I'm thinking you got one
I thought you're cooking one
I'm thinking
it's all right
what if it's the best one
about a podcast
you edit around
and we'll make it seem
like it at all
yeah
what are some of the best ones
we've had
I think I'm right
anybody from the back
got one
sliding down the railing
when you're a kid
sliding down the railing
when you're a kid
that's a nice little shout out
that is a shout out
I'll go in the kid one
shout out
you get home from school
you get on your bike
and then you see outside of your friend's house
like five or six bikes
and you know you're about to get rowdy with the boys
eight nine years old
bikes in the yard
shout out bikes in the yard
that's cool
that's a good one
that's a good one
you guys were so much more simple
you guys were so much more simple
than when I was talking about
shout out of no for shout out the double bounce
on the trampoline
yeah on the trampoline
shout out the skateboard deck on the trampoline
you have your boys did that
you have a skateboard deck
I know
you get on the trampoline
you're doing like the coolest tricks
in the world? No, bro. Oh my god. I was more like
WWE, like, you slamming your two brothers? Yeah. You buy it. Somebody's got the
belt. You're fucking, you know, coordinating some wrestling.
Everything I'm thinking about, like, after hearing those, I was like, oh, wait, no,
maybe mine's too serious. You can do a serious one. I was going to say something along the
lines of like, you've been wearing pants all day and you finally slip into some sweat
shorts. That's a good one. That's a nice.
Damn.
the day.
Those basketball sports
at the end of the day
are just something else, boy.
Damn, damn, that was a fucking great.
That is a good one.
You still,
that's something you still enjoy?
Oh, yeah.
You think about, like, memories.
Every day.
Every day.
I'll do it tonight.
All right.
And you're going to do
what Will does after that?
I don't know.
We'll see how I'm feeling.
Let me give this
bare palm method a try.
I was going to say,
shout out,
uh,
this is so lame now.
Shout out,
people who take accountability.
It sounds crazy.
Guys,
this sounds crazy.
Yeah.
Guys,
man.
He's like,
accountability.
Fuck.
Should they go deep on these boys?
It's going to sound so dumb after shorts.
After shorts after pants.
Shorts after pants.
That's a good shout at.
Your tattoos are sick.
I actually had to cancel a tattoo appointment to be here today.
I suppose of being blasted right now.
What are you trying to get on?
I'm getting my whole, like, this, like, traditional Japanese piece on my backside right now.
Really?
I only have a piece, a few of them outline.
Today was, like, the next big outline chunk.
I'm just envious as fuck looking at you all by the same.
The, uh, the back and the sides in the stomach.
The back hurts.
Dude, I got my back done in two sessions.
Top to bottom.
And it is.
Whole thing?
Yeah, Jack, you pull that up, that little boy else?
I got my upper band.
Pull that thing up, dude.
I got, like, this western scene of a girl, uh, she's riding a horse with a bag of money.
And then there's a quote that says, a lot of the,
the liar steal from the feeds.
Oh, shit.
And,
whoa.
Come on,
you know,
I'm saying,
you know,
I'm kind of,
it's an arm.
I was excited to see
it pops right up.
Oh, yeah,
dude.
That's 310,
Taylor right there.
Woo.
Wow.
God damn.
Mm-hmm.
That big boy, too.
Yeah.
A little bit of a dog.
You show your bag,
dude.
Come on to the bros.
Do it.
We'll all go to tarps off.
All right.
Do it.
Yeah.
Pull me up, bro?
I'm sweating.
Of course.
What a good homie right there.
Damn.
Oh, man.
That shit's hard,
bro.
You should get that animated.
You should just like get someone to make it come to life.
I got to let him see it.
I got to let me see it.
We can blurred.
Hey, get on your knee.
Oh, yeah.
Damn, that shit's hard.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's only two sessions?
Two sessions.
Outline one and in the fill of the next.
Yeah.
That's still how many hours?
I'm a very six each.
Dang, move fast.
Yeah, the guy that does my tattoo, I met him when I was in Michigan.
He just comes down to-
Is he going to be here tomorrow?
No, he's not.
I bet if I called him, no, he'd be here.
He, like, comes down.
I'm surprised.
Didn't you do that last year for the beer?
Last year, my tattooers was down here tattooing people,
and my wife tattooed, who was the comedian?
She tattooed his ass.
No, his laser's boy, the curly-haired guy that wore the crocs.
You know what I'm saying?
But he just comes down in Nashville.
and hangs out and then it just does whatever
sick that's a lot of back to fill
up that's a lot of back yeah
it was it was horrible
but yeah dude enjoy you're gonna have a lot
I did my upper back I went in because I usually
go in like with like my switch or like a book
or something and I'll read and I did that
my headphones in I'm like it's gonna be a regular ass tattoo
and you just needle touching me once I'm like oh I kind of felt that one
differently yeah 20 seconds later I'm like I will not be playing switch
I will not be reading a book just heavy breathing
this is fucked up yeah just breathing yeah just
biting the towel have you jumped on the
numbing cream yet?
I'm gonna do it for
when this shit gets filled in
because I heard it works
I tried to do it for the beginning
when it was tied to my ass
and it just didn't work
but I think I had to keep it on longer
I'm like oh that didn't work
I still feel this
yeah I used to be a guy
that was like
you gotta earn the tattoo
deal with the pain
and then after my back
I was like I'll
no we earned enough bro
wouldn't you have a piece that big
yeah
we're a numbing cream again
yeah
so
Jim's next
what you're about to get
I'm a blank can this right now
Same, bro.
Yeah.
Are you in the market or are you not ever going to get one?
I don't think so, man.
I just, I was, I wanted a barbed wire fence tattoo on my bicep for so long that I don't
think I'll ever feel confident about getting one.
Fair enough.
You know, I wanted one from like age 12 to 17.
I was like, Bill Goldberg was on top.
I was like, the second I turn 18, I'm getting my barbed wire fence and I'm getting a Jordan
logo on my calf.
And then one day I was like.
like, thank God I didn't do that.
And then that has just been in my head.
Now I'm like, I think about things that I'm like,
I'll have an idea, I'll be like, oh, it's cool.
And then like in three years, I'm like, is it so cool now?
I'm, I overthink it too much.
No doubt.
I don't have a tattooing mentality.
I feel like if you're the kind of guy that gets one, you're done.
That's it.
Your whole body.
I feel that.
You should get one of those crazy-ass paintings you'd be doing, like, on your back.
He does these crazy, like, surrealist paintings in his, like, secret room.
You disagree?
You're a painting.
Yeah, yeah.
What's a secret room about?
You got like a bookshelf?
You pull one book off?
Yeah, I know, I wish.
That'd be sick.
No, it's just, I just, I just do these little, these little paintings.
Are they on the line?
Can we pull them up?
They're not on the line, I could show you one.
It looks like somebody on acid is painting.
Like, really, somebody is really on acid.
Like, that's what it looks like.
I wasn't on acid, to be clear.
You keep saying that, but I keep seeing the paintings and they look like it.
All right, here we go.
Alright, here we go.
What are you going to search for this?
You know he's got an album?
He got a little album for sure.
I think he's just going off of.
I have a little album.
Shit, that's good.
Is that like updated?
Yeah, it's updated.
And then I got all these little rooms in there, you know?
Yeah.
All these old things going on.
I can't wait to see it.
We grab the phone like that for.
Thank you, sir.
Not trying to mess it up.
Oh, yeah.
This is like one of those deals.
It's like if Soledore.
You ever see the videos where people like sort of zooming in?
You get to this in a different world.
It's very like, that's kind of the vibe.
Yeah, that's cool.
I always wonder how they do those.
Like, did they start zoomed in and then zoom out?
And also, what if they miss?
You know what I mean?
Like, what if you zoom in on the wrong thing?
And then you're like, wait, I lost it.
You re-take the video.
Start over, yeah.
That's it.
That's crazy.
I can't believe how deep it goes too.
It goes so, and then I saw a guy in the comments.
It's like, how long did this take you?
He's like, this one took me about 66 hours or something.
Or like.
Which I feel like is still like.
Like not long enough.
Right.
That is one.
How long does that, did that one take you?
I chipped away at that for like months.
Yeah.
Like a long time.
But I wasn't like sitting down like just, I was just going to paint for an hour or two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Liddy.
All right.
I love it.
Hey, this has been a great podcast, boys.
Yeah.
Fun, thanks for having.
You guys except for tomorrow?
I think.
I was more excited before I sat down.
You're going to throw up tomorrow.
You will.
You'll probably throw up.
Will throw up eight times last night.
That's kind of cool, though.
Because I haven't thrown up from drinking in a while, so I'm overdue.
Here's what you've got to look out for is just the drinking that continues afterwards.
I figure.
Is what you have to kind of look out for it because.
You're going to make the after party in late night?
That's the sleeper.
The after party in late night.
Yeah.
Because I was, I was like, I was telling the boys earlier.
Like, thank God for Nick.
He found me over in the corner.
Like Taylor has his like little, what would you call it, a little turf garden area?
Yeah, yeah.
Nobody was around there.
And I couldn't.
I was talking to somebody on the seat next to me.
They got up and left and everything was spinning.
And so I felt like I couldn't walk.
Like I couldn't get up.
So I just kind of stayed there.
And I felt like I had to puke really bad.
So I just kind of like just slid off the seat and crawled over to Taylor's like garden and hurled like eight times.
And truly felt like I couldn't move.
I thought I was going to die.
And I just laid there just hoping somebody can find me in this dark corner.
Unfortunately, his boy came over, stood me up, walked me inside, fed me, gave me some water.
Fuck, yes, let's go.
Dude, yeah.
Oh, oh, yeah.
That's all right.
Wait, when do you think I'll throw up?
Fired up.
Where does it happen?
I'm at the end probably.
It depends.
You say you hold your alcohol really well.
The most,
the most drinking happens in the chug.
Like that's like the most in one sitting.
Yeah,
the most of one sitting for shit.
Cool.
The key is having a couple like warm up beers.
You don't want to go into the chug cold.
You need to get that.
You feel it.
You need to taste it.
Carbination, the whole thing.
Once you have that,
you'll be in ready to chug.
All right, cool.
I got a couple tips for the chug too.
I can go out of you.
Not in the bus though because I don't want people to hear.
Are we hitting the charcoal?
No,
But a great fucking idea.
The chug is the only one I'm concerned about.
You know what?
And the thing is that it'll be over.
It's a low scoring one.
Could it be like you guys seen Dune or like Game of Thrones?
Do you like choose a champion to fight for you?
We just go meet some guy downtown tonight.
Call someone.
Call up on my champion.
Bring in some random guy.
Yeah.
Some big Russian guy.
It'll be fun.
It'll be fun.
The celebs shot.
A Russian guy we found out at the bar.
Yeah.
He was like, I don't know where I am.
we just lied to him
yeah I'm down let's fucking get it
wait what do we get if we win
best case scenario
bragging rights
and a trophy nice
we have these necklaces made
that's raw
yeah
you'll love wearing them
I mean beer games
championship of the world
you'll be a world champion
right yeah
like what's better than that
yeah I heard other people are trying to throw
beer games now
is that because of y'all
are people trying to ever
I mean we're not gonna say
we started beer games
but yeah
they make it cool
yeah I would say so
I came from Japan
right
this is true
the world championship.
This is officially an international competition.
You guys have to be ready for bed, yeah.
I mean, it's quarter after 10 right now, central time.
It's like Thursday in Japan.
You know your boy.
You're ready to get back.
Once he'd said his shout out, I can't wait to throw these clothes off and just nests one.
In Japan, it's 4 p.m. tomorrow.
So.
In L.A., it's two hours ago.
I'm pretty much on an all-nighter vibe right now.
Oh, yeah.
I slept on the plane a bit, but Japan's 16 hours ahead.
I woke up at like 8.30 a.m.
When I texted you guys, I had landed in Tokyo.
And you were just waking up this morning, right?
Probably.
And I had already, you know, been on like four hours of travel.
Tell them that thing in Japanese you were telling me.
Remember you were speaking of that Japanese at the hotel?
Yeah, show them.
I got so good at my Japanese.
JP knows some Japanese.
Oh, yeah?
I mean, it's super basic.
Hit him with your shit.
I don't know shit.
I mean, I just, I know.
I don't speak Japanese.
I know the basics.
I took Japanese in high school.
Say I don't speak Japanese.
And I forgot it all, and now I just don't know Spanish.
Just swapped it out.
Well, yeah, I don't even speak Japanese.
You say, uh,
Nihongo can't Hanasimasan.
Ooh.
That's not bad, man.
It's not bad.
It's not kind of hard.
Yeah.
Or you say,
Nihongoa,
Sucoshu shams.
Which means I speak a little Japanese.
Like, which one is it?
bro.
You open the floodgates
if you say you speak a little bit.
But that's what I'm saying.
Like, if I show up and I say,
I speak a little Japanese
and they start speaking Japanese to me,
I'm just not setting up the conversation well.
Right.
You're not certain of the tone.
Or if you open with Japanese, you know.
Yeah.
You say, hello.
You're like, how are you?
By the way, and then you hit him with the phrase.
Yeah.
That's all you need to do.
Yeah.
Pretty sick.
All right.
International.
All right.
Thanks for having us.
What's your game championship
of the World Wars?
Absolutely.
What's having that.
Let's have a day.
Let's get it.
All right, boys.
Let's get the eight hours.
We're going to hit the arms tomorrow morning?
Got to it.
You're going to hit what you're going?
You're just trying to get a little gym in the mall?
The hotel gym is fire that we're at.
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