Bussin' With The Boys - Jimmy Tatro And Christian Pierce Talk Real Bro's Of Simi Valley Movie + Their Thoughts On Beer Games

Episode Date: July 2, 2024

Recorded: June 24th 2024 | In this weeks episode, Will is rocking the solo intro. He gets into what it's been like diving into the Swiftie world, recaps some of the Beer Games, the boys trip out to Ve...gas for UFC 303 and answers some fan questions. Following the intro, the guys sit down with the creators of the show "The Real Bro's Of Simi Valley", Jimmy Tatro and Christian Pierce. The guys start off by talking about the Beer Games as Jimmy and Christian are competing in the games. Then they get into the their new movie that is coming out, "The Real Bro's Of Simi Valley - The Movie" which is out July 5th. Jimmy and Christian talk about their writing process, how they come up with some of their ideas and if they ever thought it would be this big. Then we hit all the segments with the boys that you will not want to miss. Jimmy and Christian are just another one of the boys and you can tell watching this episode. Enjoy Fellas. TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS :00 Intro 1:50 Embracing The Swifties 6:22 We Survived Beer Games 14:17 UFC Weekend 19:51 Will Is Taking Over Team USA Football 26:30 Fan Questions 32:37 4th Of July Hall OF Fame 35:43 Interview Preview 36:30 JIMMY TATRO CHRISTIAN PIERCE INTERVIEW STARTS 36:32 Jimmy And Christian Find Out About Beer Games 49:50 Being A Cool Neighbor 53:40 Real Bro’s Of Simi Valley Movie 1:02:11 Did Expect It To Be This Big + How It Got Here 1:10:50 The Beginning Of Christian And Jimmy’s Friendship 1:21:26 Favorite Cameo? 1:28:53 Twisted Question OTW 1:33:12 Tier Talk - Pre Game, Kickback, After Party, Late Night 1:48:48 Shoutout OTW 1:53:35 The Boy’s Tattoo’s 1:59:33 Excited For Beer Games?For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:15 Bro. All right. All right. Welcome to another episode of Bust with the Boys. I'm your host. Will Compton, the boy, next to me, Taylor, he is in Canada on family vacation for a couple weeks. Awesome episode lined up. The Real Bros.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Seamy Valley, Christian, and Jimmy Taitro, join us on the podcast. A lot of fun stuff to break down and talk about in the intro. Before we get to the intro, oh, and by the way, shout out to Swifties. Shout out to Swifties. This episode is brought to you by our presenting sponsor, the Chevy Silverado. This is a Chevy Truck podcast, the greatest trucks ever built. and our good friends at Chevrolet have been a big part of the bus and family and even our own personal lives. Chevy Silverado is a longtime partner of the show, a truck with commanding and unstoppable grit,
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Starting point is 00:03:29 boys. We are a podcast that brings the locker room to life. We mostly have on athletes, but we also have on entertainers, comedians, actors, actresses, you know, have we had on an actress yet? I'm just talking out of my ass. But yeah, soon, that is loading. That's coming. But I know that we've had a, you know, based on last week's episode with Travis Kelsey,
Starting point is 00:03:49 a lot of Swifties might still be tuning in to busts with the boys. Now, I know we had a question. Like, hey, who, what Swiftie asked a question on, on X, Jack? But somebody asked, like, hey, being a Swifty, if you had the point of standing episodes of the past, which ones would they be? It was, yeah, L-J, J-R-A-Z-Z-L-H-H-E-H-E-H-E-E. AD. What was her question? Shout out of the question.
Starting point is 00:04:20 There's a new Swifty subscriber. Are there any previous episodes you suggest I go back to listen to or either one just to get to know the Bustin Boys more or just an episode that was really special? That's a, that's, I mean, obviously, they're a lot. The Jelly Roll Bunny one. Yeah. You know, I don't know how PG we are in the Swifty world. I'm very new. Or Walker, Jr.
Starting point is 00:04:41 But any of the jelly roll ones, those are, those are phenomenal. Man, we've had a lot of good ones. What I would do is I'd go to our U.S. channel. I would search the most popular episodes and I would just go from there. Also, JJ Redick. We had JJ Reddick on the podcast for anybody that wants to know about our relationship with JJ. JJ's is good. Darren Waller's first one was great. Yeah, Darren Waller. He talks about it. Yeah, Max. I talk about their addiction, overcoming addiction, being sober, their sobriety. But yeah, we've had a lot of fun episodes. Again, I would just, I would sort it by most popular and then just go from there.
Starting point is 00:05:17 but do definitely welcome welcome all the swifties it was very interesting it was very interesting getting into that world last week leaning into the swifties throwing up the throwing up the heart emoji joining alliance and joining forces as a swiftie i'm a very new uh swiftie i've been somebody that's enjoy taylor's music but getting into your guys's world was was a little sticky last week you learn how powerful this audience is like they are in some serious wars we're talking wakonda avengers they're on the front lines battling Was it the Grandinators? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:49 The Grandinators were coming after, dude. And I'm obviously making light of this. It's not funny. But the video I made for the Swifties, like, is supporting the pod and being like all the clips that were kind of going viral because of the Taylor Swift fan base, which we very much appreciate. You start, as that started to go viral,
Starting point is 00:06:07 you start learning about the wars that they're in. Like Swiftie was telling me to say like Taylor Outsold WBK, I believe, and also say Ariana Tanked. So also just having fun and getting to know and allying with the Swifty's, I have fun with the jokes on Twitter because the internet is a great place to build rapport. And you come to find out about the grandinators that they come for your neck. They're throwing dead mom jokes at the boy. Like, hey, how funny is it to your mom six feet under? Obviously, I'm making joke at that.
Starting point is 00:06:36 That's not funny. But you learn how massive and insane these audiences are. And you start learning about their Wild West battles that they, for whatever reason, I guess, is like, what is it, Taylor versus Ariana Grande? I have no clue. But nonetheless. Take a stance. Take a stance?
Starting point is 00:06:54 Oh, Swifties all day. I'll fight for them any day of the week, bro. The fun, you know, at first we talked about our episode with Travis getting hacked. We had no clue how it happened. They were kind of coming after me. Like, no, this is bullshit. It was up for six hours. Like, you know, making me bend the knee on joking.
Starting point is 00:07:13 And it's like, it created for a good moment to drive traction and drive. traffic to to the episode. But then some of them started to catch on ad humor. Like as I'm tweeting through stuff, as I'm going through it on the internet, like I always do. You see that they have a sense of humor. So I can jive and battle with anybody who has a sense of humor. Just know that your boy, I have no clue how the Swifty World works at all times. I don't know if it's more PG, if it's more of a kid-friendly audience. Your boy likes to throw it around verbally at times. I have a lot of fun on the internet. Don't take me too seriously when I come after the Chiefs this football season, but also we need the Chiefs, we need Chiefs Kingdom to fall. But anyway, welcome all
Starting point is 00:07:52 the Swifties. Welcome to all the new audience. We have fun on this podcast. The beer games, boys. We have survived the beer games from what I remember. It was in the clips I've seen on the internet. I drunkenly, I mean, official statement from you. That was the drunkest I think I've ever been. and the scariest for your boy was extremely high on Wednesday. You know, for any verbal, any verbal obnoxiousness I was giving JP, I can, you know, I do apologize. But your boy was absolutely eviscerated. God, which I have no clue because you're my boy.
Starting point is 00:08:40 For whatever reason I'm saying, fuck JP, yeah. But I went on part of my take. I'm talking at length about JJ Reddick. I think I ended up calling him. Yeah, yeah. Assuming he did not answer. He did. Oh, you did answer.
Starting point is 00:08:55 The boy did answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my guy. That's my guy. There's nobody supports JJ more than Will Compton. After these clips, I was witnessing online. Yeah, you know, I am terrified for this beer games content to come out. I had to live through it the next few days on the internet with the part of my take episode,
Starting point is 00:09:17 which I go on there. Again, I'm just fucking evaporating on live podcasting. There's me next to Taylor Pass out on the couch. That was when I was nonverbal the last two hours of the night. I explained it kind of like War the Planet of the Apes when guys end up getting that virus and they can't speak anymore. I was hurt. I was hurt in the next couple of days. It was a bloodbath.
Starting point is 00:09:43 We have got to change the way we consume alcohol. Because for every game, for everybody out there, we do a three beer chug to start. You guys have already heard about that, which that's fine. You want to chug, you want to get on the board, you want to get the seating right for the tournament. But the tournaments, we have three different tournaments.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Three different, what you got? I got a shit so bad. I got a shit so much. I'm so sorry. They said word to anybody. Didn't say word. Boys built like he has the shit so bad But we do three 16 man tournaments
Starting point is 00:10:16 After this three beer chug and for every match in the tournament You have to do a leader or not a leader a pitcher of beer I don't know how much a pitcher carries I believe it's between three and five beers Three beers But in Flip Cup we're doing best two out of three So if you win that you're going through four different matches Three different rounds in each match
Starting point is 00:10:39 A pitcher of a picture of a three of beer for each round. I know the championship went all three rounds. That after I was telling the boys that after the flip cup tournament, I could not tell you how we did in any of the other tournaments. That's how blacked out I was. You see the photo where I'm laying on my back with my hand up. That looks mid afternoon.
Starting point is 00:10:59 That's not even, the sun's not even going down yet. And we've got to go back. We've got to like beer games. Like when you're doing flip cup and beer palm, you just fill the beer up to that first little line in the cup just so the cup stay steady and then you're just having fun doing the skill challenge of the games this whole i mean some people are taking breaks in between their chugs like when they're doing flip cup and you know beer pong from what i can remember i just remember i'm doing like two three gulps trying to get it down like when somebody
Starting point is 00:11:28 hits a when somebody hits a cup but i would not be surprised if my count if my beer count was in the 30s that day. And it was, it was nuts. But that content will come out at the, at the end of July. I think the week of the lighting, the fire ceremony for the actual Olympics.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Our content comes out on July 22nd and 23rd, I believe, or 23rd and 24th. 22nd, 23rd. That's when all the beer games content will come out. It'll be two episodes. Again, hats off to you guys for the obnoxious. just grinding being the only sober guys around a party of animals I am terrified I might not
Starting point is 00:12:20 you know I'll watch some of it but I don't even know if I can watch all the way through the thing J P sent me an interview a post beer games interview of myself and I immediately had to stop watching when I'll just I'm slurring everything and like sit you know what's up I'm just so fucked up Will at one point walks past me to go somewhere and he just looks at me, goes, hey, fuck you, JP. With God, I know, I'm so sorry. And then 30 seconds later, he comes back and he goes, hey, JP, I just saw Sitton. You know what I told her?
Starting point is 00:12:54 For those who don't know, Sitton's my fiance. I said, well, he goes, I said, fuck J.P. I'm not proud. But the beer games will be out at the end of July on the 22nd and 23rd. So enjoy that. You have to wait a little bit longer for that. Yeah. Will is the main storyline of the video.
Starting point is 00:13:22 You think it'll come out good or bad? Entertaining. God damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Swifties, you want to get to know the boys. You'll want to watch the beer games. And also, going back to that question, like what's an episode to get to notice a little bit more?
Starting point is 00:13:40 I'll shout out to Dale Jr. download. If you go to the Dale Jr. podcast, he had us on Taylor, myself, and we talk a lot about kind of the growth and the journey of us with the boys playing in the NFL, transitioning, and the podcasting, kind of our lives outside, you know, outside of podcasting in football. So you guys can tune into that, too. All right, we want to pause this episode first. We're going to talk about Drive Kings in a second, but this is a very important announcement. I need everybody to remove their hats and we need to have a moment of silence for Butterball 69. We lost him as a subscriber over the weekend because, you know, Yeah, yeah, man. Because we did a podcast and we're embracing the Swifties. So he said that, hey, I don't mess with this. Like a lot of your Boston fans don't mess with this. So you've lost me as a subscriber. So in light of that, I did wish him well.
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Starting point is 00:15:49 Back to this episode. The weekend. You guys went to the UFC. By the way, J.P., shout out your cameo. Sorry, kid show, kid show. Shout out your cameo. UFC 303. Dude.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Do you have the clip? Like all I've seen is a photo. The clip is even, it makes it even funnier. because it's legit like just long enough for there to be a screenshot. Like Taylor pulls me in and right when I hit this, it cuts. And so it's like it's less than one second. But that's all you got to give us to make a moment. That's all you got to give.
Starting point is 00:16:24 But that is so sick. Like you've obviously been a UFC fan forever. Yeah. And we've gotten to go to several of these UFC paper views. And shout out Dana White and crew for always hooking the boys up like on the front row. like right outside of the action smelling the sweat but that is so sick that you got to i know just like because they so many of my friends sent it to me and like or they sent me like the leonardo decaprio uh meme of like yeah you're coming by joe jp and because it was so quick that probably was the
Starting point is 00:16:56 reaction just like go go back go back um but no it was awesome just because growing up you always dream of like man that would be so sick to be one of the people that's on the on the thing and i wasn't even one of the people on the thing, but the photo bomb and to have the screenshot is like dream come true. Like, I mean, you seriously talk about it when you're like 11 years old watching. Yeah. Man, that one day we got to be on there. Or if you're with the boys too, like watching the pay-per-view, you're like, hey, if that,
Starting point is 00:17:25 if the camera ever came on you, like, what would you do? Yeah. And you're sitting there like, you know, do you give the fist? You throw a couple. Do you hit the? I know. Were you about to hit that? No, I can't.
Starting point is 00:17:37 I can't release my next move. Because you never know. You never know the next opportunity comes. Yeah, the goal is to get a lower third. You got, hey, hang on, the boys are chuckling in the back. It's kind of throwing us all off.
Starting point is 00:17:53 I have the comment. It says Taylor in the twink. Oh, I know. Do you rob? I'm shocked or you haven't got 10K yet off that one. I sent JP to collab immediately. I go, you have to accept this right now. No, that's awesome.
Starting point is 00:18:09 And dude, David Gagins. Feeling up the boy Taylor. I was talking to Taylor too, like him knowing who he is with like, what do you say? You're the cat from Michigan. You've lost a bunch of weight, kind of complimenting him on everything. Said he wanted, I don't know if Taylor brought it up
Starting point is 00:18:24 or if David, but they're going to, they're trying to schedule a workout together. And Taylor's like, I want you to like kill me. And he's like, done. We're going to do it. So that would be awesome if it actually happens. Meeting Sketch. I know Sketch.
Starting point is 00:18:37 He wants to come. He's down to come on the show. We got to give him on the show here in July. Yes. sketch tentatively coming on the bus. He is the kind of influencer, streamer person that you want to be famous and you want to root for.
Starting point is 00:18:49 He's such a nice guy. He's so genuine. You can tell that he really appreciates the moment that he's in right now. And every person that we saw that wanted to come up and take a photo, he's immediately high vibes. Yeah, what's up, brother?
Starting point is 00:19:02 Like, come on, let's take a photo. He's just nice, man. It's just a guy that you can root for and then you want to see succeed. So cannot wait to have him on the bus. We got to give him to the shop. maybe play him and depending on when he comes, maybe he comes when college football 25 comes out.
Starting point is 00:19:16 When does that get released? July what? 25th. July 25th. Is it 15th? Let's get a confirmed. Let's get a confirm on that. I think it's 15th.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Reorder you get like early access and I think you get early access to 13th. July 19th. See what his game is like on the sticks. But I think that would be a lot of fun. But yeah, sketch. David Gagans. Aaron Rogers was there. Gordon.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Gordon Rand. Jamesy. No, that seemed like a blast. Jelly Roll was there. Yeah, I saw Jelly Roll. Tony. Tony was there. Obviously, Max, the king of Las Vegas.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Yeah, Max is the king of Vegas. They had their sex on it. Yeah. Cam Jordan. They chopped everything. Yeah. Cam Newton. Cam Newton.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Yeah, there were a lot of faces there, man. There was. Dude, Cam Newton is tall as a motherfucker. Bro. Cam Newton was somebody like when we played the Panthers in Carolina. obviously your boys you know checking out Luke Keeckley
Starting point is 00:20:16 up and down all day long because he's a specimen but Cam Newton is somebody you sit there on the field during warm-ups without pads on and anything else and you're like that is a fucking NFL football player Yes playing quarterback he's huge
Starting point is 00:20:30 Cavs are massive legs Him Cam Jordan and Taylor standing around you makes you feel like a pre-pubescent boy Yeah, he's such a nice dude So nice And he's gonna come on the pod too I think after this season
Starting point is 00:20:45 We were hounding him We've been hounding him for years I know he said that him and Taylor Been having this conversation For literally years on DM And they finally just got each other's numbers Yeah And they're gonna make it work
Starting point is 00:20:57 I think after this season But he's a funny cat Yeah great personality High charisma Yeah But yeah Cam That dude is a specimen And the other guy
Starting point is 00:21:08 was seeing like it was like cam newton and calvin johnson are two guys i'll always remember just seeing on the football field and being like yo those are fucking derrick henry as well he's like in that in that tier of like you know these guys are alpha NFL players specimens um speaking of football team USA got their ass whipped by japan that doesn't sit right with the podcast um are you coming out of we lost to austria too i was seeing too on the pat maccadby show uh jp you were saying that tie was breaking it down saying the way that they recruit these cats to play on team USA is they just send them a letter and kind of offered up like hey do you want to represent the red white and blue all it's going to cost is like what three grand three payments of eighteen hundred
Starting point is 00:21:56 dollars and then you can be on the squad like how much prep time do they get like how much are they practicing together like part of me last week when I saw that was like putting out my tweets It's like, how do we get involved? And then we just get the washed up, some washed up guys that go out there and whoop some ass internationally. But then I heard, hey, that's a 20 and under league. You couldn't even qualify. Mates just said he'd play.
Starting point is 00:22:19 We also need you will to make a call to arms. And maybe this will start representing our country, front line guy. I will 1,000% be the coach of Team USA. Look in that camera and tell the country what they need to hear. Team USA, the government, the Olympic team, whoever is watching, whoever puts this together. I will represent Team USA I will be a coach I'll be a coordinator
Starting point is 00:22:40 I will stand on the front lines and represent us however you need me to but I do know this never never should we get our asses handed to us by the likes of Japan and Austria like American football
Starting point is 00:22:53 is American fucking football we need to be whooping ass out there and we don't need to be getting no disrespect at all Mitch to the D3 boys but we don't need to just be sending letters to just guys who just got done playing D3 football being like, hey, let's go represent our country. We need some hungry fucking animals that want to practice.
Starting point is 00:23:12 And maybe it is D3 guys. I know you're hungry. We're just playing for the love of the game. But yeah, but what just happened in Japan or wherever that was? That's daddy's money. So just so they can play on the team. He said that's daddy's money. Did you get a letter?
Starting point is 00:23:28 No, I did not because I'm also 26. This is 20 and under. All right, all right. I played with guys. Under? Yeah, you 20. I play with guys in college that were on the USA team and they didn't even start on our team.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Do we know who the head coach is of this team? Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me find... You got to see the statement. I don't know how you can look yourself in the mirror after taking an ass beating like that. All right, head coach Mike Kelly. Here's a project for all the experts to undertake. Find 45 players in under a month
Starting point is 00:24:09 that one, have a passport, two, have not committed to numerous camps this time of year. Three, the high school college coach will allow them to miss their summer workouts. Now put together a team playing as hard. That sounds like three big ass excuses. That's what that sounds like to me. Again, we got to find hungry cats. I'm sure it is difficult in a month's time.
Starting point is 00:24:34 But if you start laying the groundwork now, like I can be working the DMs. This is no, this is four quarters of fuck you ball with everybody internationally. You're representing the red, and blue in a big way. We're talking drink their beer, take their women, take their money, and land the gold medal. It is. You win a gold medal, right?
Starting point is 00:24:52 Is this the Olympics? Basically. It's not the Olympics. It's something that where Team USA matters. Yeah. USA's representative. You might as well be doing it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Canada, three people. We're all watching. And for gold medal. We haven't even won it the last two times. Yeah. Yeah, that should piss everybody off. How much time do they have to practice? It sounds like a month.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Paul Cruz had the convicts ready to take down the guards in the longest yard and way shorter amount of time. That's a good point. We need to get the gridiron out there. I'm telling you. The dogs out there. I'm telling you I think we could do it. And that would be fun too.
Starting point is 00:25:37 And they, hey, try to sneak out there. Sneak out there. The coach did. Steal a couple reps. Hey, long as yard. coach got out there be like uh what was it bishop sycamore just have a lot of grown washed up NFL players out there hey i'm i you know Mitch wants to play so bad we can we can find you a role in the squad it'd probably be like you know a GA you's your GA spot well you get you on the staff
Starting point is 00:26:03 and Mitch i'm like i'll be on the staff i wish i could play too i don't understand the month to prepare because this is every two years we have two years that that's what i'm saying like to me you should almost have some of these cats scouted up and ready to go. And it sounds like you need somebody that has a reputation with some of these head coaches. Like, hey, could we borrow, could we borrow some talent? Because this is bigger than us. This is bigger than college. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Just keep running. This is bigger than college football. This is bigger in the NCAA. This is beyond us. Oh, this is war. This is war. It's for the stars and stripes. Yeah, this for the stars and stripes.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Dude, what else, man? What else can we mess around with? We got Hawk Tua. You went to the concert, G. How was it? It was sick, honestly. His, the production was... He has his Zach Brian concert.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Hock Tua was there. Kind of disappointing because he brings out studs and then he brought out Hock Tua, but whatever. Love it. It was a great show. His production was sick. Just like, one massive LED screen.
Starting point is 00:27:24 And then they had string lights over the floor, like a backyard, like hangout. That is sick. Humid. Oh, it was hot as fuck. And then, you know, you got to buy into the bit. So I wore jeans. You just...
Starting point is 00:27:38 Oh, just sweating down the legs, too. Oh, I mean, it was... You're in there, though. Swamp-ass. Nut butter. Everyone sang every word to every song. And Casey Musgraves came out. Hot.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Damn. She looked nice. Seems like she's got a great personality. Yeah. She's super nice. You know, does a lot for the community. Great girl. Yeah, great.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Great girl. Good girl. We try to have fan questions, Jack? Yeah, I think you kind of covered most of them because there's beer Olympics and Swifties. And then I think this is a good question for what we kind of. All right. Shout out the boy, HLS 4134 for the rest of your life.
Starting point is 00:28:21 You can eat anything you want whenever you want. Never have to go to the gym again. And no matter what your body, and no matter what your body is peak NFL Willie until the day you die. The only catch is you have to go back to your old, your old fence post teeth. Do you do it? Hey, that's a tough question.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I don't have to work out again. I'll tell you what. That is peak happiness. You get to go. You can eat whatever you want. You never have to go to the gym again. And I got the most peak shape I've ever been in. For the rest of my life, I just got to have my old teeth.
Starting point is 00:29:05 You look like this. For people who haven't seen my old teeth, here you go. Oh, man. I'll give Mitch a photo. I'll shoot Mitch a photo. You know your boy has it. I was looking stacked in this one. We were out of practice one day.
Starting point is 00:29:25 I had the sleeves rolled up. And the sun was just hitting right. You know what I'm talking about, don't you, Mitch? I don't know I gotta do it right I used to work with a guy who cut trees and he had some bad teeth smoked cigarettes every day
Starting point is 00:29:48 for the last 30 years but he would like physically climb trees and he'd be like blaying with like rope and stuff so he's ripped Is he happy? Oh yeah happiest guy ever met but he's cut up but when you see it
Starting point is 00:30:00 when you see a guy that's ripped and then has bad teeth you almost you're like Are you doing meth Or like, are you some, some kind of tweakish? You saying that brought up some comments I used to read. Like, people call me meth mouth and. Oh, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you're right. Maybe I don't know if I can go back to that. I think they're with a good smile. You get away with a gut. Like, that's the- I'm doing it now. Yeah, we've seen the gut.
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Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah, yeah. I saw the photo where he was gambling a little bit. Was he hitting tunnel of chaos or was he just? No, no, no. His wife doesn't like gambling. He was just having fun. Yeah, yeah Wife doesn't like when he
Starting point is 00:33:35 He gambles so he was just gambling like He was just gambling the middle of that Yeah, yeah not doing not doing too much All right, should we get in this episode Do we have any more fan questions? Oh, 4th of July is this week Everybody Have an incredible holiday Yeah, freedom
Starting point is 00:33:52 Real Bros July 5th Yeah, and right after July 4th The Real Bros. Seamy Valley The guys that we had our guests that we have on the bus today their movie Real Bros. Seamy Valley is dropping on July 5th, so you can check that out. But have a great week. I did see a question from Parker, I believe, asking what goes into the Fourth of July
Starting point is 00:34:12 Hall of Fame, is it brots or hot dogs? Me personally, I'm a brat guy. I'm a Brought worst guy. I think you can do a little bit more. I think they have more range. You can boil them and then flash grill them at the end. You can boil them up and grill them with peppers and onions and throw some seasonings in there. Hot dogs is kind of a one-trick-punuch.
Starting point is 00:34:31 However, the hot dog does represent the country in a very big way. My personal, my personal favorite, though, is a nice brat worst. I agree. I think overall the brat beats the hot dog. But if we're talking for Fourth of July and you're going to take a German sausage and put it in between your buns, you might as well go to fucking hell. Go to hell. So it's hot dog all day on Fourth of July. That's a hall of thing hot dog.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. got my ass for that one. You're right. Hot dogs all day every day. Hot to me is the superior food item. If we're doing broad versus hot dog, I think it's just a step above in terms of flavor.
Starting point is 00:35:15 You can get like the cheddar brats and all that. I know you can get like cheddar hot dogs and all that. Halapeno cheddar. So I think it's better overall. But when we're talking specifically for our day of independence, our day of freedom, you got to go the classic hot dog. And a better question.
Starting point is 00:35:33 well does ketchup belong on a hot dog yes and yes the answer is yes so to all you hot dog fucking hitler's out there get fucked ketchup is great on hot dogs there are people who are very pro it's always the northern guys yeah it's like hey it's just mustard and hot dogs it's like yeah put whatever you want on your fucking hot dog um what are you having what hey what is your dish you're all going to hell my favorite dish for fourth of july Brought worst, ribs, baked beans, and hash brown casserole. Sweating, bro. Hey, are we up next?
Starting point is 00:36:14 We're playing a cornhole tournament. Your boy will be back in Bontere this week. The annual cornhole tournament will take place. You guys got any big plans for the fourth? I'm heading out to Panama City Beach, which to me sounds so awesome because it's going to be trashy. It's going to be hot right on the beach. hopefully find some women making a make some bad decisions and celebrate celebrate this country the way it
Starting point is 00:36:38 should be anyone else anyone else got plans anybody else got plans Mitch Mitch or Jack you can throw up the uh the episode notes go ahead gee what do you got going for the fourth I'm going down to Pascagoula Mississippi see the parents get on the water get on the boat be chill. I'll tell you what, the water sounds nice. It does. I will be, you know, in a backyard.
Starting point is 00:37:08 There'll be some dirt in the backyard. We'll have the cornhole set up. It'll be a good old-fashioned Bonterre Day. And it's going to be amazing, but the water does sound nice. Need it. All right. We'll get to this episode with Jimmy and Christian. We talk about how they met when they started to see that they could do this for a living.
Starting point is 00:37:25 They really grew their fame on YouTube. They have Real Bros. Seamy Valley. How many seasons are on YouTube? Three. three seasons on YouTube. You guys can check that out. They start at like eight minutes.
Starting point is 00:37:34 I think they go up to 12 and then maybe 20. They talk about how the production level of Facebook buying in. Life according to Jimmy, the real bros of Seamy Valley. We tear talk with them. Their tier talk is we talk about we basically rank pregame, kickback, after party, and late night. We have a fun twisted question with them. And then we also do shout out, no free shout out, which we had a lot of fun with. But enjoy this episode.
Starting point is 00:37:59 If you're watching, please make it. Make sure you're subscribed. Leave comments. Have some fun with the boys. And happy 4th of July. Enjoy this episode. So I know nothing about what's going on tomorrow. Like what kind of games?
Starting point is 00:38:13 So do you want me to wait to the pod? Well, I guess this is coming out July 2nd. So this will be. We can wait till it. Oh, we're rolling right now. We're rolling right now, boys. Yeah. So tomorrow is, first off, congratulations,
Starting point is 00:38:28 on being invited and accepting the invite to be your game's championship of the world. Thank you for having us. I literally was in your DMs like a ex-girlfriend. Like, please God save me. We were, we don't come, I might kill myself. We were at a place. We were at desperation.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Desperation mode, like, crazy. Well, at one point, it looked like I was worried. I was like, am I going to jump on a sinking ship right now? Yeah, Titanic. Yeah, she was bad up there. It was like, hey, you want to be a part of this? It's falling apart. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Transparency is helpful. I would rather. Ted was like, hey, what if Jimmy Taitre wanted to come? I was like, if we could get that, that'd be sick. Yeah. And I'm thinking like, hey, no way Jimmy's coming. But here we are. Well, you were like, I was like, I'll be in Japan.
Starting point is 00:39:10 You're like, anyway that plane could come to Japan. And from Japan to Nashville, I was like, yeah. I can't believe you did that. Yeah, I can't either. It was, I don't know. There had to be somebody in your team that was just like, hey, you got to come. You got to go to this. Yeah, well, no, I was just down, but they're more like, really?
Starting point is 00:39:32 Like, you, do you don't need to, like, do this to yourself? Like, my assistant is constantly like, why do you put yourself through these things? I'm like, I don't know, I kind of like it. I kind of like the weird, I was in open hour this morning and now I'm in Nashville. Why not, you know? Yeah, caught yourself at a hotel and now you're binge drinking tomorrow. I guarantee both of you are going to throw up tomorrow in my house. It's like that?
Starting point is 00:39:55 Bro. Wait, hold on. We all might throw up like that. You don't? No, I don't just drop them. We drink. We, you know, pretty practiced at this shit, I feel like, not this shit, but...
Starting point is 00:40:04 We are, but I will say, the first time I met this guy was at the machine premiere, both of these guys, and they're like, yeah, you want to chug a beer? And I'm like, yeah, you know, I think I can chug a beer pretty fast. And then Bert was also... And I, like, I begin my tilt, and I hear a... And I look over and he's dropping his can. And I was like, how was that...
Starting point is 00:40:23 I've been there. How is that possible unless you had a... bigger cap, I don't know. You had an inner model of an anime moment? Yeah, yeah. I was still drinking all the time. I was like, and I'm looking over. How is he doing this?
Starting point is 00:40:36 It's been a small gift since birth, man. I don't know what it is. Yeah. I would stop at the gas station. My dad going to baseball practice, he'd get me a water and I would just slam it. So it's been practiced for a long time. Do you crush it in?
Starting point is 00:40:48 No. With a regular beer can, it's all about venting the can. So you crack it over and you push it down your thumb. I saw that rule. I think it's going to be a rule that's argued about That's all right Wait, what is it? How does it go? Playing beer ball, you guys play beer ball?
Starting point is 00:41:02 No. You're throwing the ping pong ball Like you're at the table You got a beer on each corner And you and your partner You throw a ping pong ball at the beer can It hits the beer can, goes out everywhere The defensive team has to go get it
Starting point is 00:41:13 And bring it back and touch the table But as they're doing that, your partner starts chugging his beer So if I hit that, if I hit the can here, Taylor starts chugging But you've got to open it first Now opening it is where the trick is because Taylor's my boy over here he vinsed the fuck out of it.
Starting point is 00:41:28 So it's a wide mouth. So you can put it down like you saw like you witnessed in LA. I see. I see. So when you're when you're opening it, you're yeah. He'll waste a rep by just opening it just he knows it's set up for next time.
Starting point is 00:41:41 But not all people are capable of doing that with their fingers also. I know, I get terrified. I think I would cut like in college I would cut my thumb all the time. Because you know everyone's kind of like when you're in college everyone wants like a cool thing that's like theirs.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Yeah. So people like, tilt the whatever this thing's called to the side. They do a little dent in one side. For me, it was the vent. So I always knew that was mine. And I would do that as I got more and more drunk. I would just get more and more aggressive.
Starting point is 00:42:06 And I would always end up with a bloody thumb. Always. And now it's just so callous. Yeah. Now the thing's just a war daddy. That thing's been through the mud, man. Wait, when you crush it, do you crush it to intimidate your opponents?
Starting point is 00:42:17 Or is that just like a natural habit you do now? Chugging is something that I've always just kind of been good at. But when you crush the can at the end, like that noise that Jim was saying you heard. Yeah. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. You are at the gym over here?
Starting point is 00:42:26 I didn't crush the can. We can go back and watch the film. You lied to me? But I didn't want to do that to him right here. You made that up in your head? But you did kind of press me and I felt uncomfortable. So I had to say something. I'm glad you kept it real.
Starting point is 00:42:37 We're building a foundation. We're building a story up for years. I thought maybe it was the drop that I heard. It could have been the drop. It could have absolutely been the drop. Yeah. I heard a sound. No question.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Yeah. And it was a fun time. That premiere was awesome. That was fun. Of all the premieres you've been to, was that the most interactive as far as games? It was definitely, I've never been to a premiere that had axe throwing before. Right.
Starting point is 00:43:00 And beer pong. You know what's funny is they had like those big beer pong tables and one of them was like a big photo of me like shirtless like ah. And they were like, do you want to take this? And I'm like, yeah. Like, why not? And like right away, they bring it to my house and it's in my garage. I'm like, why did I say yes to this?
Starting point is 00:43:19 Now I just have this like eight by six piece of board. with my face on it. Like, what am I going to do with this? What does it inspire you? Huh? There's not like, inspire you. Yeah, I just see it. And you're like, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:43:31 I'm gonna be me today. Yeah, that's the essence of you. Yeah, I put an inspirational quote on it. Nice. Yeah. Instead of your mirror, took all the mirrors out, just put a bunch of those. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:42 That is outstanding. Yeah. Just look at it. Yeah. How many, how many late nights did you have with Bert when making that movie? We had quite a few. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:50 And most of them felt unnecessary. You know what I mean? It usually are. You know the late nights where you're like, and those are always the ones that go the latest, too, where it's not like you're going to a thing. You're just kind of hanging out, drinking and all of a sudden it's like four. You're like, why did we do this? Yeah, I don't like those. I would have rather slept.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Yeah. No question. Burt kind of does that to you, though. Like, he just starts handing to you. His shirts off. He's, he cares mad. He's the ultimate vibes got. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:17 We did his cooking show, and it was on a Wednesday. Like 10 a.m. Like 10 a.m. And I show up. And I'm like, in the car on the way over. I'm like, I'm not going to drink.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Like, so a weekday, I have things to do. It's, it's morning. And he just was like, you want to, you want to drink him?
Starting point is 00:44:33 Yeah. Like, no question. I just, I just, what just happened to me? It's just the way he comes at you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:40 It's his laugh. It's so infectious. You can see like the little silver fillings in the back of his mouth when he starts laughing too hard. And it kind of puts you into a trance. And you're like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:44:48 I guess I am going to drink today at 10 a. It's exactly what I'm going to do. Wait, So what's happening tomorrow? Gotcha. Yeah, we should probably get on that. So everyone listening to this episode right now, we're here to talk about the Real Bros of Seamy Valley,
Starting point is 00:44:58 the movie coming out. But the reason why you guys popped in to do this episode was because Beer Games Championship of the World is taking place June 25th. So 16 teams are two. Now that, the number of teams, it's still kind of a sinking ship. It's a moving target. It's a moving target.
Starting point is 00:45:13 So we're like 14, I think. I'm not sure. But the first event is going to be a beer chug. So out of a can. It is going to be out of a pitcher of beer that is 36 ounces. Ossibou. So three beers.
Starting point is 00:45:25 And the way that is timed is it'll be your time plus your time added together. That'll get you points and seating for the next event. The next event will be... For the first real tournament. For the first real tournament. Everybody is put into flip cup. Best two out of three. You're going to get a pitcher of beer between you and the six cups you guys have.
Starting point is 00:45:42 You can distribute that beer as much or as little as you want based on your drinking abilities. And strategy. So we'll do that. That'll all go through. New seating will happen Single elimination Single elimination Two out of three single elimination
Starting point is 00:45:54 New seating will happen And we'll go to six cup beer pong I know what you're thinking dude Why the fuck are we doing six cup beer pong I'm gonna answer that question for you right now Last year we did it And it took three damn hours Efficiency has got to be
Starting point is 00:46:07 It's a efficiency thing 100% So that'll happen Single elimination After that there will be Beerball Well there'll be cuts right Bottom teams
Starting point is 00:46:16 Yeah this year yeah We're taking out the bottom four teams They'll get eliminated and then the final teams of 12 will go into that third round we'll play beer ball and after that we'll cut it all the way down
Starting point is 00:46:25 in the final round which is only the top four teams I got some questions I'm going to hold them off to that you go ahead I want to say them I want to keep getting educated first okay okay what else
Starting point is 00:46:34 what's next that's it that's it so you can ask all the questions you want now should we have practiced as he was the only thing that worries me is the pitcher chug
Starting point is 00:46:43 okay how is your chugging like like you got to see the videos on the 36 hours ounces of beer he did it last year in what 3.5 seconds see i can't and i was i was 12 so middle of the road very middle of the road and um okay so this is it last year is that bactiari yeah yeah is he gonna see here yeah okay cool he'll be there raging we got some beastio line we got some thick boys at my house right now graham glasgow guard for the uh detroit ypresant lions went to michigan with him michael chanler
Starting point is 00:47:15 will be there he can he can size wise how are we stacking out of Where are we fitting in here? Michael Chandler will be there. Yeah. Who? Michael Chandler. You guys have similar builds. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Yes. I've heard that. So we're on the smaller side in this thing. I would say you guys are hitting the average term. Don't do that photo, though. That's not the photo you need to show. Yeah, but what is he wait? 130?
Starting point is 00:47:38 No, he's like 185. Yeah. Oh. So he's jacked. Oh. Yeah. 156? Well, that's 156.
Starting point is 00:47:45 He had to fight with McGregor that was supposed to be this weekend. And it was at 185. So he's he's tipping the scales around 185. But he canceled it for this. He canceled. He called in. He said, Connor,
Starting point is 00:47:55 break your toe. Yeah. We want to get to be a day. Yeah. Figure out. Wow. So real story. Up until yesterday,
Starting point is 00:48:00 I thought we were just coming to watch a beer Olympics. I did not know we were participating in. I don't know. I don't know what fucking text you or my reps initially sent me. I said, do you want, I said, do you want to go to Nashville and participate in the beer Olympics?
Starting point is 00:48:15 I don't think you did, though. I think you said something, something, something, Olympics. I'm like, oh yeah, we're going to watch. Cool. That sounds fine. I don't remember what you know about saying yesterday. I'm like, hold on. I'm starting to realize I've read some shit. I'm like, oh shit, we're in this shit. Yeah. All right. Yeah. When's the last time you all played some beer games? I played beer games like casually, like probably
Starting point is 00:48:37 like a few times a month. Yeah, what's your number one game? Probably flip cut. Yeah. Yeah. That's my worst game. That's your number one game. You last year you said that's your best game before we even did it. But then last year happened. I still feel good about it. It's just And the lights come on. You know, I shrivel every now and then. Yeah, there's always that one guy. Shriveling up and the lights come on? I just,
Starting point is 00:48:55 that's the competition's sitting next to us. You got to play it slow. Long to sleep. I like that, brother. Tuck them in at night. But I did have an abysmal performance last year to flip cup. You did? Still,
Starting point is 00:49:05 you were that guy that just sitting there. It's just, you just keep hearing it. You don't, you don't think about anything else other than the noise of it hitting the ground and just knowing that everybody's staring at you and you just can't. But don't you want that comeback story this year now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:18 You're kind of set up for like a, like a big man yeah yeah yeah my boy's been training you start to think should i be flipping it twice you're like should i be going for two right yeah right yeah should i switch it up put it up twice could do that yeah who won last year what is this how many how many years have you done this this is the your third year yeah the third year first one was more uh the old lineman for tennessee they wanted to do like a beer olympic so they just kind of had it like an o line beer day and then last year was kind of like the first real one where we structured out the tournaments for real.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I mean, I guess we did a couple years ago, but that was more like a Tennessee Titans thing. Yeah, the last two years have been the real ones. Last year was like when we took it the most serious. And we kind of structured, we had like two guys. We wanted to structure the whole thing around, like make sure their schedules add up
Starting point is 00:50:04 and then fill in pieces there and it was great. And then this year, February. Like literally last week of February, first week of March, we had everybody dialed in. And then end of March, dudes just started dropping like flies, left, right, center,
Starting point is 00:50:16 including Bert, who is one of our main advocates It's for getting guys on the game. He's back. He's back now. He's back. Yeah. He's taking a PJ.
Starting point is 00:50:23 He's got to actually a show tomorrow night in Ohio. So he's going to do the beer games and then take the PJ to do his show tomorrow night. Oh, shit. Yeah. It's going to be the worst show ever. Nice. Wait, is it teams, you said? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Teams are two. Oh, sorry about this Ohio. It isn't Columbus, though. So it's all good. Who's birds partner? His wife. His wife. Oh, sick.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Who's going to die. Yeah. Oh, okay. She might pass away. Love Land, yeah. She's a little queen. She's unbelievable person. She's cool.
Starting point is 00:50:51 We met her. Last year, Bert and Shane, they were partners and they were... You just say you casually play games a few times a month. You're gonna be ready to go.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Yeah, so, I'm cool. All right. The last time we legitimately played games was last year. Oh, word? But there's six cup beer pong. I think that's where I could maybe turn on the jets.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Why? Something about the six cup that's getting you or is it just beer pong? No, just beer pong. Okay. Yeah, I feel better about beer pong and I do about flip cup
Starting point is 00:51:14 goes either way from me. You know? I could lock in and just get it first try or I could be sitting there and doing it 30 times in a row. I don't say that. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:51:24 You know why I've been playing beer games, though? Because I got these neighbors, these new neighbors and like they're young bulls. They're in their early 20s. And every now then I'll be up late on here. It's going down over there. And I'll just walk over. I'm the old head neighbor now. Oh, you're peeking your head over the fence.
Starting point is 00:51:36 I'm going over like a couple of blunts. He's down to come over. What are you guys doing? You guys playing you to plus one? What's a deal? Yeah, literally that part. So I'm the type that I'll peek over the fence. Hey, can you guys just turn it down just a little bit.
Starting point is 00:51:46 I'm just trying to catch some sleeping. Got a kid back here. I could never. It's fun being in a, it's fun. I have a neighbor, too. That's a party neighbor. And every now and then he'll come to my house, all go to his house.
Starting point is 00:51:57 And it's just cool. You're like sitting there and you're like, I'll see you guys later. I'm going to head home. Yeah, he's the neighbor. He always says this. Your identity is secure when you're a neighbor. How do you know those guys?
Starting point is 00:52:10 I live next door. It's all you got to do. Foundation set. No one's questioned you for the rest of the day. Yeah. Right. And if you're cool, it's like a plus.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Like my neighbor came over and people were like, who is that guy? I'm like, my next door neighbor and they go, no way. Yeah. What is not an app? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Yeah. People started looking at real estate around there. They pop up in the Zillow app. Dude, how do I get here? My next door neighbor was a former professional rollerblader.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Go ahead. Among the best in the world. Are we talking about like? He participates like nitro circus. Like he's doing mega ramps. And now he's like a photographer, videographer. He's like on tour with bands and stuff.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Oh, yeah. He looks like Dave Grohl. Yeah, his name is Dave. He's got like, he's got long hair. He looks like a rock star. Didn't Dave Grohl just go out at Taylor Swift? He did. Not more than 48 hours ago.
Starting point is 00:52:56 I wonder if he's still alive. For what? What do you say? Said something about you don't want to get on the Swifties bad side. And then he proceeded to get on the Swifties Bad Side. Oh, yeah, they don't sing live. What's that? He literally prefaced getting on the Swifties Bad Side with you don't want to get on the Swifties bad side.
Starting point is 00:53:11 Yes. He was like, yeah, you don't want to get on Taylor's bad side. But at least we play. wife. It was wild. You just said you didn't want to do this. You'll get the attention though because that's sort of the army is insane. Yeah, but is that the attention you want?
Starting point is 00:53:26 Sometimes. Big Cat loves that shit. Yeah. Yeah, but we have a nice little deal. Yes, you guys are partners. You're playing as a team. Okay. And if you throw up, a couple points deducted, you'll be our eye.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Oh, word? Yeah. I'm going to throw up in secret. Camp. How will you know? You see my boys in the back here? They're assassins. They'll be ready.
Starting point is 00:53:46 See the one in the green hat? Sherman. He's got you. Three guys in green hats. Oh, shit. Yeah, the one with the gestures. That's it, dude. The Burt move in the machine.
Starting point is 00:53:55 He just... Swallows it. In the pocket? He's put your pocket. I'll find a way. We interrupt this episode to bring you a 4th of July staple. The Omaha steak.
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Starting point is 00:55:13 Shop today, Omahasteaks.com. Should we dive in about the movie? Yeah, let's talk. The Real Bros. The Simi Valley? Yeah. Chop it up. How long did it take you to write the script?
Starting point is 00:55:23 It was like six months? Was it? No. Yeah, I think we... Did I was listening? Jimmy and Jimmy was saying something like seven years. Who was that? I was listening to some interview you were you doing, and the movie, I thought it was this one.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Yeah. You spent about seven years on it. No, no. You asked the question you knew the answer to? No, no. That was a different. Just to spike it sparked up. That was a different movie.
Starting point is 00:55:46 This show, we started, we started the show in 2018. Mm-hmm. But the movie, the movie took us, I think once we started writing it, it took us like, I think like four, four or five months. But that was also spread out. Like, we weren't even linking up, like, every day. Yeah. And then I went to Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:56:05 We were meeting up on Zoom. Well, we were trying to continue the show first for a while. We had, like, for like a while, like mapped out what the show would look like, if, like, three more seasons or two, if we could, you know, if that was it, all we could get. And we had this whole like narrative mapped out. We were pitching it, pitching it. We didn't really get any big bites. We got the opportunity to make it a movie.
Starting point is 00:56:21 We sat down and kind of reconfigured it for a while. And then once we actually were like, all right, this is the bones of the story. Then it was, I think, four to six months actually just like scripted out. But there was a lot of time before that of like shaping the world kind of. Yeah, it's like how we take this from a show? Because it was such a show. You know, like there were so many moments that were like, you can just let moments in the show run on for like so long. As long as the full episode ends up being part of the story,
Starting point is 00:56:47 you can spend time doing little random stupid tangents. We're like, you don't really have that with a movie. So a lot of it was figuring out like, how do we turn this into a movie? And for a while, we were trying to write it. We were trying to write it as like three acts, like how movies are. And then after a minute, I was like, why don't we just do this as like,
Starting point is 00:57:07 why don't we write like six mini episodes? We basically, we knew what we wanted to do. We knew what the last season was going to be that we wanted to do. And it was a high school reunion. Because, like, to show about these bros that peaked in high school, you got to do their high school reunion eventually. Yeah. So that was, like, what we landed on.
Starting point is 00:57:28 And then, yeah, so it took a while to kind of crack the code of how do we turn this into a show. Yeah. Or a movie, rather. How did you go from, like, two seasons, three seasons? no one's really biding on it to having the opportunity to do a movie Well people were by I mean like You're saying like after the show had been out for a minute We were trying to you said you were talking about like hey it wins a show
Starting point is 00:57:52 Right so the two seasons right right so she said three was out it came out It did really well on Facebook but Facebook didn't want to do a four season We were kind of like okay cool Facebook also dissolved Like they were no longer a platform definitely the demographic you're probably not looking for like my grandparents Really utilize Facebook Right well they they were just after a while like why are we going to be spending money on content? Like just keep being Facebook and make billions of dollars and stop spending money on like shows.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Right. So they like dissolve their platform. Right. We were like, cool. Let's try to get somewhere else. Like we feel like the fan base is like up and invigorated. Like we still have stories we want to tell. But we just couldn't.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Nobody really wanted it. Like at the time we were trying to pitch it as the continuation of the series. So that took a while. It's like a year probably of us trying to get it sold. Unsuccessfully. Were you guys ever thinking like let's just use YouTube? Yeah, we thought about everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Yeah, but it's like it's just not you're never going to make your, you'd have to get an investor to put the money up. And like, I couldn't sit down with an investor and look him in the eye and say, you're going to make your money back. It's guarantee your R.I. Yeah. I was like, yeah, I wouldn't be able to do it, you know. Like, there's no way you're making your money back from YouTube,
Starting point is 00:59:08 especially on a movie, you know, you're like, Or, I mean, if you do a show, it's like, shows are expensive, you know, and you're not, you're not making, you're not making that amount of money back on YouTube unless you're getting like a billion years in episode or something. Right. Yeah. And a movie sounds like a bigger, like, investment. And it is a different kind of investment, but it's half the time of like the season three we put out. So it's half the storylines. It's half of all the shit.
Starting point is 00:59:34 It's half of, you know, what it took to produce the last season. So it was a bigger investment, like, I guess, like stakes wise. But like. Yeah. It was like harder to choose. You know, it was like, we have to be more selective about like what we're putting in it.
Starting point is 00:59:48 And. There wrote some funny shit that couldn't go in there. We were like, oh, this would be good. We were like, oh, but wait,
Starting point is 00:59:53 we don't got time. Yeah. We like one of the characters was like, like, like, we had this whole storyline about like the truck nuts, like getting too big. And then they started like breaking off and like causing accidents and see me.
Starting point is 01:00:07 So then the. People were protesting. The mayor is like trying to shut down truck nuts and see me. So then Wade was going to run from mayor to like change legislation. We can't fit this into a movie. Yeah. If we had a show, we could do like, you know, that could be a little storyline going on in a show. But we don't have this kind of time with a movie.
Starting point is 01:00:28 When you got, you're going to like a year of like trying to figure it all out for people that are listening that want to write, want to act to all those things. How do, why didn't you guys just like say, hey, listen, we'll just go move on to something else. Like what made you guys keep moving? I think we believed in it. Well, I know we believed in it. Yeah. Well, it's happening. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Yeah. We believed in it. We knew it was good. And also, like, the fans were, they, people loved the show. And we had, we knew what we wanted to do. And it was just so hard to wrap our heads around, like, never mind, you know? Yeah. It just, like, would feel, it just, I just need that, like, we needed.
Starting point is 01:01:10 that like at least yeah like having that like ending even if we don't end up ending it like this having that ending is just like creatively you need it but during that year I think the thing like the biggest takeaway for me with this is just like people really don't network studios
Starting point is 01:01:35 they really don't believe in something unless you just do it And that's the story of this show. Like, we just made it on YouTube. You know, self-financed it, did a little mini-season. And then the Facebook saw it. And they were like, oh, yeah, that. We'll take it.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Yeah. And then we did, like, they didn't want to do a full 30-minute thing. So we did, like, 12 to 15-minute episodes. And they saw that and they're like, oh. You guys can handle this. Oh, you can handle this. Okay. 20-minute episodes, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:06 And then still, like, trying to pitch it, to, you know, the major studios, like Netflix, Amazon and stuff. It was like, everyone was super impressed by it. And they, like, seemed to love it in the room. I still buy it. And then they just, there was no follow through. Yeah. And I still honestly don't really understand why.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Yeah. Every picture go into, they would come into every pitch and they'd be like, yo, we just want to start up by saying we fucking love the show. We're big fans. People are quoting it. I'm like, oh, that's a first. You come into a pitch. They're quoting shit you've already done.
Starting point is 01:02:37 And then at the end, they're like, yeah, but it's not for us. What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. What does that even mean? Yeah. How do you justify that? Somebody didn't believe in it enough, but on the front end, they were talking about how much they loved it.
Starting point is 01:02:46 So I don't know what the... Yeah, I honestly don't know what, because it was like it's cheap to make. You have a built-in fan base that has already proved they came from YouTube to Facebook. We do the marketing for you. Yeah, we do all the marketing for you. All the characters of social media accounts. Like, it's a fucking universe. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:01 You would almost think that your resume of all of that will sell it enough to be, hey, you guys can believe that we're going to put this thing together. Yeah. So I was like, I think... I truly still don't really under. Like most pictures they go into them like, no guarantees. But this was like, it just felt like such a layup. Such a layup. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:20 So yeah, it was just, it felt unnecessarily complicated to eventually make this movie. And, but it is cool to like start it off as a miniseries, make a bigger show, make a bigger show. And now do a movie. Yeah. It's kind of like a cool, very like, modern. indie filmmaking arc yeah yeah it's got an insane fault when you guys did that that first little miniseries did you expect it to take off the way it did or was it just like hey this seems like a fun little deal you always want things that do
Starting point is 01:03:52 well like you know certain things could be big but you I never expected it to be what it is now like you never know which one's gonna hit hit the way I feel like this has I'm like the guy I'm never the guy that's like I never saw this coming you know I'm like I'm not that guy I feel like there's that's it's cool to be that guy But for this, I genuinely, like, I did not see this. I didn't see this coming. Like, we just were like, the concept of the show came from like, we were doing a video every week on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:04:21 And it was like, hey, this is unsustainable to wake up on Tuesday morning and say, what's coming next week? And you scramble every six days. Let's write, shoot, you know, edit. So it was like, we started going, all right, let's do bigger shoots. Like, let's knock out like a couple things in one shoot. And this is how this. was birth. It was like, all right, we wanted to make fun of reality shows. So we did this. And
Starting point is 01:04:44 we weren't really, I was, I didn't, I didn't think we were going to do more. I thought we're just going to do that. And like, and then, um, Studio 71, who's the production company now was like, they were like, uh, the multi-channel network that rep the YouTube channel. They were like, hey, do you mind if we try to sell this to Facebook? And I was just kind of like, no. Like, I don't, you know, we're not doing anything with it. It's just kind of there. And they're like, yeah, they want to do it. And we were like, oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:05:17 Do we do it? All right, yeah. And then they were, like, actually gave us, like, a budget to, like, make a real show. And they just give you, like, a production budget. Be like, hey, this is what we want to invest in you guys. It's called $500,000. Like, we want to give that toward you guys hiring out who you need to hire out to execute this on your own. Yeah, it was like at first it was going to be, like,
Starting point is 01:05:36 they were saying like we're gonna give you like 80 an episode or something and we're like oh yeah that's incredible which is like for a show like more shows are like two to three million dollars and then they're like hey we're gonna give you like 400 an episode when you're like oh okay
Starting point is 01:05:53 that's like a real like that's still in the grand scheme of things like a very low budget show but it's like a real all of a sudden we're on set we have trailers it's like a whole fucking. Yeah you're going from making weekly YouTube videos just fucking around to like we got a nice little budget to work It is funny, seeing season one to season two,
Starting point is 01:06:09 just the production value of it all. Yeah, it just like went so. And like, also we started writing it. And like, we wrote the first one. The whole concept is like nothing happens. Right. But like you add dramatic music and zooms and sound effects. It makes everything seem like a big deal.
Starting point is 01:06:23 And then season two, like, we're halfway through the writing process. And we're like, I remember we kind of looked at each other. We're like, is this really good? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's a couple times we were writing it too good. We like, we take a step back. I think it's just getting pretty good.
Starting point is 01:06:36 Yeah. We were watching too much Game of Thrones or some shit. Yeah, we were getting there and just riding crazy shit. Yeah, we were watching Game of Thrones and we're like, so we had just trying to weave all these character arcs together. And honestly, I think that it helped. I think watching Game of Thrones really did influence. And you can see that in the show.
Starting point is 01:06:56 The stakes get so unnecessarily big, yeah. I think anyone takes a look at real bros and they say, Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. Right there, yeah. inspired by Game of Thrones. It's like when, what is it?
Starting point is 01:07:11 Is it George R. Martin? His notes a leak on how he puts stories together and builds out stories. Like, hey, fellas, George just dropped one. Like, let's figure out how to put real, real bros of Seamy Valley into this and mesh all the story arcs together. That's about the end of the story.
Starting point is 01:07:29 I mean, we used, we used like a graph. You know, we'd go like episode, episode one, two, three, four, five, through 10 and then the character is on this side it's like x-axis and a y-axis and it would be like you know zander brys way dunkin all the way and then episodes and then kind of be like all the funny things that you have you just kind of start throwing them up there all the things that you want to happen all the big moments and then you kind of start to look at it and like uh well maybe
Starting point is 01:07:57 that goes there that goes there and then you someone can have an idea that just is so funny it demolishes all that you're like fuck that's so good yeah we have to do that erase half of that shit put this in those that's a good thing problem to have though season three we took it up a notch though with the stakes season two was stakes went up season three we had some stakes that Facebook came back with notes and they were
Starting point is 01:08:18 like we don't know about this yeah really we guys are getting kind of crazy we loved it though we're hesitant about we pitched this ending that was like I mean I can say we're never gonna do it now but like we had this whole ending where like one of the characters in season three is like
Starting point is 01:08:34 you find out that she's a producer her on the show and she was put in the show to stir up drama because they want to get more views which was already crazy she works for facebook in the show but you don't find that out until like the last episode and it's very like kind of thrown away but we we're like yeah that and then they find out she's been cloning them and she comes into a lab to clone them kill the real bros and just have the clones do the show forever And they were like, and we pictured them in person.
Starting point is 01:09:08 And they were like, they're like, so the clones. Huh. I don't know about the clones. Like the producer's cool, but I don't know about the clones. And we're like,
Starting point is 01:09:19 perfect. Cool, we'll take that. Yeah, yeah. You know something you all talked about before you walked in? I think we were actually down to do.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Yeah, we were, yeah, we were, if they would say yes, we would have had clones. You guys know, hey, we know the clones idea is a little crazy.
Starting point is 01:09:33 But we're going to go in there knowing that they're going to not I'd take the clone bait. But if they would have said yes, we've been like, cool, we're doing clones. Yeah. And we would come up with something else crazy. They had to shut down, yeah. That doesn't mean that if they had said yes,
Starting point is 01:09:44 we would have actually followed through. There's a good chance that we would start writing and be like, this is a little bit of mind. This is game of Thrones fucking getting to us. Yeah. Now, this entire time that you guys are like writing and going season after season, it conversations with Facebook,
Starting point is 01:09:58 you're getting in the world where you're pitching the show and everything else. Like, are you guys just developing year over year? Do you have people that are kind of helping you? like counseling you on how to run these shows professionally? Or you guys just, the boys are just meshing the whole time. And it's like,
Starting point is 01:10:11 hey, this is where we got to get to this next season. The whole, I mean, the whole thing, season one, two, three,
Starting point is 01:10:16 and movie was just me and this guy in the writing room. Just banging heads against the wall. Yeah. Which was cool. I mean, I like it like that. I don't,
Starting point is 01:10:27 I think that, you know, you start to open it up to a bigger room. It starts to lose some of the, some of the voice a little bit. Mm-hmm. And it's just like, a specific voice with that show it's like you can't really even like the social media accounts
Starting point is 01:10:40 can't really delegate on those things yeah we also get shit done fast which i think is like a bigger asset than even like studios or networks were like let on but like we get shit done pretty fast when you guys are in the writing process together do you guys ever like want one like one of you want to go this direction the other once you go the other how do you guys figure out those issues yeah but it never happens like a huge scale i don't think yeah i think you just kind of like like put it to the side for a second. Like if there's like, if you kind of hit a wall where you're like, oh, we're disagreeing on this, it's like, all right, let's work on something else.
Starting point is 01:11:13 And then I think that answer just kind of revealed itself. It's not worth fucking up the vibe, the flow. It's like you've read a festival with some homies. They want to go see one DJ. You want to go see somebody else. You want to fuck the squad up. I'm going with you right now because, you know, keep the vibe intact. Later on a reassess going over here to the do lab.
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Starting point is 01:12:36 Wildcats. We were at U.S.A. Yeah, we're in the same pledge class. Christian was actually the president of the pledge class. Okay. And, yeah, we just kind of realized we had similar aspirations and started making YouTube videos together. Where'd y'all grow up?
Starting point is 01:12:54 I was born in Chicago, but then I moved to L.A. when I was a kid, grew up in L.A. And then... I grew up in L.A. So what took you all to Tucson? For me, it was like I wanted to... I didn't want to be in California. I was like, I want to, I'm 18. I want to be somewhere else.
Starting point is 01:13:11 And Arizona was not that far, you know. And it was also, I was between, I wanted like a full college experience. And it was between Oregon and U of A. And I went on a visit to both schools. I found out it rained 300 days a year in Oregon. And I said, I'm going with U of A. Yeah, no question. And I saw the videos of the Starboard.
Starting point is 01:13:34 Pass pool party. There's just these videos you'd see on YouTube of like those pool parties and I was just like, that's what I need to do. It was like foam and it's like, it's like these ridiculous videos of like girls making out in a pool. That's real.
Starting point is 01:13:51 They're not doing that when it's raining 300 days out of the year. Yeah, you're not doing that. Oh, no, that's crazy. Star Pass? That's crazy. What year is this? I need to be there. 2013.
Starting point is 01:14:04 Oh my God. Yeah, we were there. It was funny. You might see some of the homie years. As you didn't ever cross your mind? No. Why not? Did when you go to ASU?
Starting point is 01:14:15 No. I grew up in Arizona though. It does seem like ASU's more the, you got Tempe, you got Old Town, you have the Tempe 12. I was heard bad thing. I don't know about you, but in LA I always heard weird things about ASU.
Starting point is 01:14:25 It was a party school, but it was like a ratchet like connotation. It's kind of hard to say that when you were in Tucson. But like Tucson's like ratchet, but like Tucson's where. glasses and a cardigan. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you usually have a bar called dirt
Starting point is 01:14:37 dirt bags. It's like dirt on the floor. Dirt bag on that shit. It is pretty funny. They're opening one in a Tempe, I believe. Which, that's to your point.
Starting point is 01:14:45 Yeah. That's to your point. But, yeah, no, ASU definitely a better city. But Arizona definitely a better school and overall vibe.
Starting point is 01:14:55 Also, ASU's just so big, so spread out. I wanted like the college. I wanted it to feel just college as fuck. That's why I went there to. It's just like you're going to a city. There's 100,000 kids there.
Starting point is 01:15:07 It's a great point. It's a commuter type vibe. But U of A, it's a college town. Like, Tucson's a college town. Like, all the fucking diners have, like, wildcat stuff in the window. Like, it feels like, the kids are going to school. Like, they're never even going to go there, but they're wearing wildcat stuff. Like, it's kind of cool.
Starting point is 01:15:20 Like, the whole town revolves around U.S. But I'm not, I'm not standing behind Tucson. You know. It sounds like, I think you did it a little bit. I just want to make that clear. I'm not a big Tucson guy. Tucson's got some cool things, but like. The police are not cool, that.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Yeah, yeah. The law is not cool. What's wrong with the law? It's right right. Come on, man. They're all right. Mark, not against the law in general.
Starting point is 01:15:44 Just Tucson would have had some bad experiences. Mark would be fired up here and I'm talking about Tucson. Yeah, Mark, you guys know Mark Weiss check? No, is that? He's a lead singer from Midland. He grew up in the Tucson area, walked on at U of A. Loves the Wildcats.
Starting point is 01:15:56 He's like 40. Yeah. He's old. He probably knows who they are. Still there? Still there? Still going strong? Still going strong. He's like in a small little town outside of Tucson.
Starting point is 01:16:05 He tries to tell me it's most beautiful part of Arizona all the time. The foothills? I don't know. Arizona's got some beauty to it. It does. I didn't respect it until like my second year. I was like, hold up. This shit's kind of nice.
Starting point is 01:16:14 If you think about Arizona, you got desert landscape, which you only get in a couple states, but you also get four seasons in Flagstaff. You got Sedona that has the red rocks. Sedona's beautiful. Sedona's beautiful. Have you been to Sedona longer than 72 hours? I have. No, I need to.
Starting point is 01:16:28 Have you really? Did you enjoy it? Well, I was like camping. Yeah, okay. I was in the woods. Anytime I've been to Sedona after about 48 hours, I get a little bored. Yeah. It's beauty only lasts with me for so long.
Starting point is 01:16:38 And I'm like, what's next? And the spiritual girl you took there is like doing too much, you know? It is a lot going on the vortex. Yeah, you got full, you're fully charged up. You're like, I'm good. Yeah. It's like leaving your phone on the charger for too long. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:51 It's not doing after a while. I'm charged up. You know, I got, I've been on the vortex barefoot for 48 hours now, which I'm sure you were doing. No question. You know, I'm sure you just, you know, barefooted that vortex. Was grounding the entire time. my pH balance was perfect I was ready to roll
Starting point is 01:17:05 there you go not a whole lot of experience in Arizona for me where are you from Missouri brutal brutal state flyover state why is it brutal
Starting point is 01:17:15 you know I grew up Walmart we do growing up we had the third biggest Walmart in the state and we took a lot of pride in that yeah you guys wrapped that like yeah that was that was honestly something
Starting point is 01:17:27 we argued about like at you know North County High School grew up and Bontare small like an hour outside of St. Louis. Not a lot going on out there. My boy, Brad, he still lives there.
Starting point is 01:17:37 Unfortunately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We got Derry Queen of Hardee's, and other than that, it just goes downhill. But shout out, Bonte, I do love where I came from. Sounds like that. You really saved that one. But yeah, we got Lake of the Ozarks.
Starting point is 01:17:56 You ever been to Lake of the Ozarks? I haven't, no. You heard of it? I've heard of it, yeah. All right, all right. That's a spot. We got St. Louis, Cardinals baseball.
Starting point is 01:18:04 Other than that, it's about it. I'm a famous fan, so it's like rivals. It's about it. We don't have all the Sedona. Cave Creek. Yeah, Cave Creek.
Starting point is 01:18:14 Phoenix. We don't got all that. Old town. Yeah. Waste management. Yeah. Oh shit. Waste management.
Starting point is 01:18:20 That's what I mean. Arizona might be one of, it's probably the best state of the union. Well, hold on. I think Arizona's up there. I think Arizona's a good state. Yeah. As far as all the,
Starting point is 01:18:27 you hung out there in the summer a lot in Phoenix. It's hot as fuck. Yeah. Like too hot, though. But it makes you, But in the wintertime, when all your friends are frigid cold, you really sit back and you're like, boys, it's 70 degrees right now and it hasn't rained in months.
Starting point is 01:18:39 It's a beautiful time. Yeah, that's cool. I just have too many run-ins with the law in Arizona. Yeah? Yeah. For little things, you know? I go to jail in an elf costume. They think I'm a drug dealer.
Starting point is 01:18:53 They raid our house because they think we're drug dealers. I still can't get global entry. I had to represent myself in court. I object. I win. Just like a lot of things happened out there with the law. What was the worst thing? What was the worst encounter you had with the law?
Starting point is 01:19:10 The worst encounter was they actually thought that we were drug dealers just because like in college, it was a company that I discovered, like if I tweeted out my referral link, I'd get a bunch of credits. So I would just blast out my referral link and get all these free credits. And I would just order clothes from my friends. We had all these boxes showing up all these packages. And they assumed that we were drug dealers. and so one night they just raid our house
Starting point is 01:19:36 like 12 cops guns drawn kicking down doors they smash my face in the ground it's actually not that funny of a story and then they took me to they take me out of the house breathalized me I blow like a point 1-1 they take me to jail
Starting point is 01:19:53 they don't want me go inside and get my phone so I get out of jail at like 8 a.m and I'm walking and I'm just like walking around the parking lot like can I borrow your phone to like some lady in the parking lot? She's like, no. I'm like, I get it, you know. I wouldn't give me a phone either.
Starting point is 01:20:13 I'm wearing jailclothes. And so I was just pit. I just started walking. I walked nine miles to get back to my dorm. And like, this is junior year. I'd been making videos for a while. So like people start recognizing me as I'm like trudging back to campus, like pissed off. Jimmy!
Starting point is 01:20:30 They're like, Jimmy, walk ashamed, dude. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Like, walk inside. Walk nine miles. Like, my friends, like, in my bed. I'm like, get out of here. They had tried to pick me up. Yeah, a lot of, what?
Starting point is 01:20:46 Yeah, I'm not a big Arizona guy, you know? Sounds like you shouldn't be. Yeah. Did they ever apologize? Say, hey, my bad, we didn't find drugs at all? No. Oh, no, no, bro. These were, like, villains.
Starting point is 01:20:59 No, these are villains. They, like, had it out for, like, yeah, it is all that enough, huh? maybe Arizona is not a great place. Dude, there was some, that was just one of them too. I'm not going to go on about all my experiences out there, but. That's funny. I was at that party where he got,
Starting point is 01:21:13 that happened, but, like, they kind of came in towards the end when it was, like, dying down. And I remember I went home to, like, go roll some jails. I'll be right back. We live walking this from each other. I go home for like 30 minutes, roll up. I walk back in, different situation.
Starting point is 01:21:27 Everyone's cleared out. Your blood's on the ground. There's, like, fire some people in the house. Everyone's, I'm like, what the fuck just happened? 30 minutes. Well, Jimmy's gone. They took him.
Starting point is 01:21:35 That was up for 20 minutes. What happened? Yeah. That was a fucking, it was like saving private Ryan. It was just different. Yeah. You try to go pick him up at the police department?
Starting point is 01:21:45 My friends did. No, because we didn't know, like I was, because I've also had friends like they take and they bring, like they come back. My roommates went and tried to get me,
Starting point is 01:21:52 but they weren't, they didn't let me out. So they went and tried to get me like four. And then they were like, he's not out yet. He'll be out at eight. So then they went home and we got at at nine. They let me out like an hour early.
Starting point is 01:22:02 I didn't have a phone so I didn't think anyone came for I didn't know they came for me I was just yeah get out of jails walking around it was really funny too trying to like borrow someone's phone and I'm like
Starting point is 01:22:14 I'm a normal guy the sketchiest thing you can do you say I'm a normal guy can it borrow your phone like just walked out of jail they're like no gotta get at least a block of weather yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:22:24 I know the way this looks but can I please just borrow your phone turns for a second that is fucking tough yeah you of A man should have gone to ASU that would have That's true.
Starting point is 01:22:33 This could all been solved if I just went to ASU. Butterfly effect, man, yeah. What a phenomenal film. What else we got on the time? I was thinking to myself, like, I knew that part was coming to now. I'm like, I wonder how long
Starting point is 01:22:47 we can just sit in silence together. You want to do some segments? I would love to. Yeah, we can't end it there. Yeah, no. You kind of look around. Hey, guys, it was great having you on.
Starting point is 01:22:56 We just sit here in silence for five minutes. All right. Well, thanks for coming by, guys. Before we do segments, you just had a lot of cameos. on the show. Who was by far your favorite? And why was it Chad Trooper?
Starting point is 01:23:11 Chad's the man. Dude. Chad, you just let Chad go. Like, you just let him and J.T. Just roll on him for like 10 minutes and just so much gold comes out of their mouth. They say things that. How did you just think of that?
Starting point is 01:23:28 For guys who are so fucking chill, too, they're so like just here and soft-spoken. All right, cool. Sounds good. you yell action they're in it and they just roll forever and just gold comes out like damn these dudes are just they just got it they kind of have that thing that
Starting point is 01:23:41 Theo Vaughn has where it's like he just says things that you're like whoa yeah it is nuts listening to Theo want sometimes bro Theo how stuff just rolls out of his mouth he says things that you're like how did you just think of that that was
Starting point is 01:23:56 it makes perfect sense yeah yeah you're like that was brilliant right right I'm thinking about the time of a titan you and he talks about all the ground's moving what was he saying? Well, he was backing up from us. While you back up is I am backing up the ground's moving. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:10 He's making it from my teeth. He's like, you get them out of Taylor's knee. You get your dental work done from Taylor's knee. Taylor torn his ACL. But he's like putting all these things together just on the spot and you just kind of stand there like fuck I, you don't want to battle with this guy. No, you can't, yeah, you can't get an emotional battle with him. Dude, Chad and J.T. though.
Starting point is 01:24:26 Yeah. Their videos going to what, like city council meetings? Yeah. Is that how they like kind of started doing their thing? Yeah. What up, council? Dude, that shit is so funny. And they did a great job on Netflix, too.
Starting point is 01:24:38 Their podcast is pretty good as well. We had a cameo on the movie. We're probably thinking about the same person. That was just, but top tier. I mean, there was a few top tier ones in the movie. But there was one that was, like, special to, like, the kid in us, I feel like. Oh, yeah. Are you allowed to say?
Starting point is 01:24:52 I think we can say it now, right? Oh, yeah. The press release is out, yeah. Tony Hawk. The Hawk. Oh, that is. We got Tony Hawk, and we got Sean White in the same movie. And it's just, you know, the 12-year-old.
Starting point is 01:25:03 me he's just pretty pretty pumped I saw I was the person yeah bro he's the coolest he's so cool he's so chill and like I fucked up I saw somebody on Twitter the other day be like I ran to Tony Hawk I had him sign my 2002 blue N64 cartridge why the fuck didn't I think of that yeah when he left it was like we didn't get him to sign anything yeah he's one of the boys for real he just kicks it he's over there on his phone in between takes like you know you guys seen this food's gone wild shit we're like yo you just you just like us regular yeah that is so awesome man he really is one of the goats yeah so we just like the game
Starting point is 01:25:38 him talking about the game and how much money's made off of that thing changed everything yeah you see his documentary yeah it was dope dude it is un fucking real how he changed the skis i haven't seen that i haven't seen the documentary dude about the video game really changed yes which is crazy talks about the video game that's about being like 10 years old and he's just going in and skating these bowls with these guys are like 20 30 years old and he's just roasting them killing them all goes through everything then he gets like goes from street goes into like the vert does the 900 obviously puts them on the map but then Tony hot comes out first one's whatever and the next one they're like hey that went so well
Starting point is 01:26:11 and then it's hand of a check for four million dollars it's like this is like essentially your signing bonus for the next game yeah there's four those things yeah it's just crazy man how does that ask go out to i wrote him a letter really yeah jp just asked i don't know if a microphone card jp just asked how does an ask like that go out to uh Tony hawk oh yeah go ahead yeah i uh I wrote a letter, like, because, you know, like, you have to write, like, a, like, it happens on a lot of movies. Write, like, a director letter, like, saying, like, hey, this is why we really want you in the movie. So I really just, I hit him with the, you know, like, I grew up in Venice, skating my whole life. How long did you spend right in crafting the way?
Starting point is 01:26:52 You know, I spent, I didn't have too much time. We were in the middle of shooting, but, like, it was, I spent some time on it. And, and it also was, like, a cameo that we really. like we talked about like dream scenario cameo we'd even like kind of started like to lower expectations like that'd be sick but like no let's not get too stuck on it whatever doesn't happen it'd be crazy to get him for this but it's kind of possible yeah he won't do yeah he well i started off like hey this is gonna sound like a really bizarre ask uh blah blah blah explained the role and it's just like you know this would be insane and even like if it's a no it's been awesome even just getting
Starting point is 01:27:29 in contact with you because I'm just like you know I grew up I mean I grew up in Venice I grew up skating my whole life like he was fucking Tony Hawk um so when they were like yeah he'll do it I was just like you know what? We're like wait really?
Starting point is 01:27:44 We're like what it's gonna happen? It's happening. Who delivered that new seal? I think Jason right? Our producer Jason Korset Yeah maybe. He just like said like Tony's in or something and we're like what?
Starting point is 01:27:53 Looked around like what? Oh, this is happening? Yeah we can get him for one day and we're like all right we'll change the whole schedule whatever we gotta do was there any ass that went out where what they were turned down
Starting point is 01:28:02 oh yeah a bunch yeah everyone says more nose and yes yeah yeah or a few of the heartbreaks and you get Tony Hawk
Starting point is 01:28:10 it's like what else everything else is gravy I don't think anything else was like a heartbreak creatively there were some people we like thought we had gotten that we were like oh fuck yeah
Starting point is 01:28:20 this is this person and we can kind of morph a bit of the story around them now or at least like the way like we broke these lines but then it didn't end up panning out I'm like, ah, that hurts. When you have like your idea attached to somebody.
Starting point is 01:28:31 But then the people we ended up getting to play those roles, fucking came in and bawled out. So it's perfect. You said there were two guys in this movie that you were like, these guys are fucking awesome. Tony Hawk was one. Who was the other? The other one, there's a few.
Starting point is 01:28:42 But the other one I'm thinking of, the vet who comes in, I don't want to say, because it's kind of a reveal, right? Towards the end, don't I'm thinking about. Oh, but he's in the press release. All right. Well, then Rob Riggle.
Starting point is 01:28:55 Oh, that'll be so funny. That dude. Oh, my. God, bro. Talk about just watching a legend work and just being, like, speechless. Just came into this fucking thing. It was perfect. Was everything you want from Robert going more? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:07 You've worked with Robb a couple of times, right? Yeah, I worked with him on 20 Jump Street. Yeah. I see you, Brad. Yeah, yeah. He was cool. He was cool. He'll be forgetting.
Starting point is 01:29:22 Tyler Posey was great. Came into this thing. Yeah, everyone who ended up being on the cast had a good-ass attitude. They wrote down and can play. They put their own flavor on it. It's sick. It's really dope.
Starting point is 01:29:32 We're obviously not going to say names, but was there anybody that you're like, we got to get this guy fucking out of here. We did have a dog. We had to deal with on set. Yeah? But he wasn't that bad. He was cool. The dog was Joe.
Starting point is 01:29:45 I don't know. Even if there was somebody bad, I probably wouldn't say it. That's good. Hey, that's political of you. I might in a couple years. Yeah, a couple of years. See how it's at. See how it landed.
Starting point is 01:29:55 See how you're feeling. Yeah, there was no on-set beef, thank God. I don't think our set, like, you hear from other people, too. It's like a big, like family. It's like summer camp. Everyone's, like, having a good time. Everyone's viving with each other, like, kicking it. Like, so I don't think you want to be an asshole because everyone else is just having a great time.
Starting point is 01:30:10 That's awesome. Yeah. You know these segments? Yeah, I would love to. Let's hit Twisted Question. So this is obviously going to be sponsored by Twisted Tea. Mm. You'll have to repeat questions because he don't have a mic back there.
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Starting point is 01:31:01 That is a good one Go ahead and repeat If you came across a person Who's never listened to music What is the first First song you would show them? That is a fucking good one Mitch, who did that come from?
Starting point is 01:31:21 Who? Petrick That is We've had a lot of turmoil I mean you gotta go Hey y'all, right? Hey y'all's a solid one though I don't know man
Starting point is 01:31:37 That's a tough one But you want them like the goal is to get them to like it So they keep listening to music right Like you want to show them something that's like dope You gotta show them the greatest band of all time Who's that? Blinklin 82 Which song though?
Starting point is 01:31:48 See they have so many good ones You can really just put a low Rolodex of Take Off your Pants and Jacket The Self-Titled album What? Self-titled album Thank you Mitch Get a little bit of confidence after one good question.
Starting point is 01:32:01 We all want to start throwing shots. I would probably, just to get somebody into it, I'd probably throw a single at them, but not like a first date. I'd probably do like a rock show. You got to think, though, man. If someone's never heard music before, they're sheltered.
Starting point is 01:32:16 They don't have that angst. I don't got that teenage angst in them that Blingwin A2 brings out of you. I know, but that might bring it out of them. That's a good point. You know, I think that might be too much for him. So what do you think? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:25 I think I'm bringing some like Stevie Wonder. Because you're here to see you wonder at a wedding. He's got some, like, wedding some of you play at a wedding that everybody dances to it might sound kind of soft but like something that just gets everybody grooving i think if you wanted does that to people i think we're other kind of bands that to people i might play them yeah by us sure yeah that's gonna scare him away some get low i think yeah it's determined to a freak well i was thinking about this the other day yeah it's funny to say um i think in like 50 years yeah we'll go that will be the number one
Starting point is 01:32:56 song of all time really Wait, as far as like, what's, what, what's the criteria? Listen. It is, it is a song that's just survived. Like, shall. Right. Like, a song like that, like, that's a song that gets everybody going. This is someone who's ever heard music.
Starting point is 01:33:11 Do you want something slower? Well, maybe I want to turn them into a villain. If I have, like, a fresh mold of clay. M and M. You're playing some Tupac, some M. You're creating a, some loose yourself. Some grassroots villain. You put lose yourself on.
Starting point is 01:33:24 You show a white guy that's never listened to a song as a entire life. You can lose yourself That can't fucking change Unstoppable That's a juggerna That kid Get a lot Damage in this world
Starting point is 01:33:39 Yeah also I would ask the follow up a question Of what is the race Samoan Okay Don't have an answer for that That's a tough one What would you do with the Samoan
Starting point is 01:33:51 Somewhere with a rainbow Ah That's a good one You could do The one I chose for karaoke, John Denver, Country Road. That's another white guy anthem.
Starting point is 01:34:03 Yeah. That's like a slow enough to where, you know, if you're driving a road trip. You might understand music better by the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, hey, check this out. And you're kind of like singing along, Country Road, take me on.
Starting point is 01:34:15 You're kind of vibing with him. I can catch on to that one quick. Yeah, but I feel like. Then you just hit him with Piti Pablo, freak a leak. Freakalik. And you just start nod to him. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:34:27 Mine's in a blender. Yeah Let's take some calls With your feet crammed to the head boy Yeah That was like a good question Mitch Not really no It's subjective
Starting point is 01:34:43 Yeah You did your part You did your part man No question Do we have a tear talk All right so we're gonna rank the following The pregame the kickback The after party and the late night
Starting point is 01:34:56 And for all these we're thinking like at their optimal potential yeah best right all right damn I feel like the party takes it though if it's optimal potential which one at party oh the party was even on there oh was it on there yeah I think after party might be
Starting point is 01:35:11 let's start at the lowest let's start fourth place dude by pregame I feel like okay now this is gonna be a controversial answer then we all got to have our own answers okay I know my four is immediately I think I know mine are too my number four is my number four is
Starting point is 01:35:26 kickback. That's actually I think that's terrible. My four is late night. Really? Why? Yes. I think at that if you're putting an after Really? Really, bro. Hold on. He's hurt. If you're doing all these things
Starting point is 01:35:42 obviously kickback and pregame are probably not going to be in the same area but if you do one of those and then you're going to go to a party and then there's going to be an after party. By that time you're so hammered drunk you're not remembering a whole lot of what's going on you're probably blacked out. We're making mistakes at that point you're sweaty
Starting point is 01:35:58 you're tired it's just it's just not as good as you think it really is it's just time to put on some deep house and ride it out until the sun comes up that's what you gotta do it's time to pack it in see but at UA like late night sometimes like that was the party and they didn't like it wasn't even an after product that shit just like was the
Starting point is 01:36:16 first thing you did and it started at fucking 11 p.m. It started at like midnight and it was like all right this is the party but that would just be the part yeah I think that was just what we named them really Yeah, we're doing a late night. That's what we call it parties kind of. I'm going number four kickback.
Starting point is 01:36:33 Wow. Three pregame. Yeah. Number two late night and number one after party. Yeah, after party is about that. Anything is possible at an after party. Anything can happen. You can turn your L into a W.
Starting point is 01:36:45 You take an L in a pregame, you can still catch a W in the late at the after party. That's a good point. You know? A late night though, has a, the late night. Late night draws that line where it's like, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:37:01 To what? New Apple update. New scheduled text. Oh, wow. Oh, it's a rap. You've had to schedule that you up. I mean,
Starting point is 01:37:09 I'm taking, but I would have. Force it and. Still, hit her with it anyway. Exactly. Just keep your romantic. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:18 See, but late. The schedule. I don't know. I feel like there's so many pros and cons for both. I'm starting to, I'm starting to shuffle them around even more. Because me, I don't know if after party is like, that might be three or four for me.
Starting point is 01:37:31 What's your number one? Like, is it clear? Either kickback or late night. Wow. Yeah. I'm more casual cat, man. Kickback like that. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:37:42 Late nights sometimes get, they tow that line getting too rowdy, though. Some shit happens, like, ooh, okay. We've gone too deep into the night now. Somebody's got a bus ahead. You're taking shrooms. You're smoking a blunt. You're kind of vibing out on a tailgate in a back yard. I do that at pregame sometimes, though.
Starting point is 01:37:58 I mean, yeah, it's a little more, maybe that's just the bond terror vibe. You guys have a lot to do. Yeah, yeah. The fire's dying down. The few bros left, man. Late night staying at four for me. What's your number one, though?
Starting point is 01:38:11 I'm having a hard time with that. Because I love the opportunity. I love the excitement that a pregame brings. I think when you get all the boys together, you're at somebody's house. It's after a game. or it's like a Friday night. People have been talking about
Starting point is 01:38:27 for three, four days. Hey, we're going to so-and-so's house. We're going to get after it. And then we're going to go to X, Y, and Z. The opportunity, whether it happens or not irrelevant, because you don't know what's going to happen in the future. Everybody's optimism. Yes, especially when you get all the boys in the same vibe.
Starting point is 01:38:41 And like, because sometimes there's always that one guy that you have to force to drink, force to go out, which just kills you. But if everybody is on the same page at a pregame, it just makes everything. It sets the tone for the night. Pregame, everybody's getting hose. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:55 Yeah, they're out tonight. They're out tonight. He did not like that answer. He was like, back there in the corner. I might be shuffling, actually. I might go. You've already cemented yours.
Starting point is 01:39:08 I feel pretty good about it, but the only thing I would maybe switch is I might go after party, pre-game late night, kickback. After-party is... After-party is number one, kickback's number four. Locked for me.
Starting point is 01:39:21 Pre-game late night, I'm back and forth. When you said that about the excitement. I know. That was what started getting me thinking about when I was, you know, when you're in college. Right. And then like, people just start showing up. And all of a sudden, it's like, I don't know if we're going to be able to make it to
Starting point is 01:39:36 the party. This might just become the party. Yes. And think about this, dude. You have all your boys over and you're thinking, we're full. Like, my heart is full of all the people that can be here. And that one boy walks in. But you're like, fuck, dude. I didn't know he was coming out tonight. And then literally the whole room erupts. He's coming out. Because he's there automatic shot for him. They were all getting together. Oh, man, dude.
Starting point is 01:39:56 You're making a really strong point. You are, bro. I'm just saying, pre-games. Is pre-game your one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pre-games are one. Honestly, kickback might be my two. Really? And here's why.
Starting point is 01:40:05 Kickback, there's a ceiling to a kickback. No question. Because at a certain point, it's a party. Yes, but you just said pre-game at one point might just become the party. Yeah. So in my mind, I'm thinking kickbacks. I'm taking away college. I'm covering that in a ball and throwing the trash.
Starting point is 01:40:20 I'm now in high school. It's 2009, senior year. You and the boys get over You're having a couple of drinks You finally found alcohol Because someone's older brother Had a fake ID They went over to the circle K
Starting point is 01:40:32 And they grabbed the beer And low key three beers Was enough at that point For whatever reason Because you're just doing What you think you should be doing In high school Now of a sudden
Starting point is 01:40:39 Anthony Stevens is calling a couple of girls over And you're like Oh fuck There might be that opportunity To get head There you go That's what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:40:48 And we circled it all back And you know it's probably Not gonna happen Because you try Would Jessica Gray three times And she said no every time, but maybe this time. It's possible. When she shows up that Nanny Light's going to hit a little bit different.
Starting point is 01:40:59 She's going to look at you with those eyes and just go, yeah, dude, I'll talk to the shit out of that thing. Come on, kid. But this is still pre-game you're saying? And I feel like the kickback, the floor of the kickback to me is higher than the floor of the other ones. Like, you kind of know what you're getting into. I agree. You know what the worst of the worst is with the kickback and it's just hanging out with the bros. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:18 I mean, you could be at a pregame and think, like, what are we trying to fucking do tonight? Everybody wants to do something different. You kind of get separated. Taylor left. Yeah. You went here, hey, where are you guys going? I don't know if I get you in.
Starting point is 01:41:28 Yes. And after party two, you've already accomplished what you said how to accomplish, which was the party. Now there's, you know there's an end date. So your drunk brain at one point,
Starting point is 01:41:40 it might be one, it might be two, it might even be 11. Part of you become sober for one second and you're like, this shit's gonna end pretty soon. Do I keep drinking super heavy?
Starting point is 01:41:50 Do we force the vibe? Yeah, do we force the vibe? I can see Will's getting a little sleepy in the eye. eyelids. He's starting to droop a little bit on me. How do I get him back on now? No, no, no, I'm just talking about it.
Starting point is 01:41:59 I'm sorry, at the after party. Because you've already accomplished all the steps. I'm about to make a statement. I'm thinking about this now, hearing you guys talk. These could just be like the four chapters of a movie. And these could be one same party. Yes. Because the pregame can turn into a kickback.
Starting point is 01:42:13 And then if it's like, we're just going to stay at this level. But then your boy is like, yo, we're in your area. We just left the bars. Can we come through? They bring 10 new heads. Bro. And they say, hey, bars are dead, which means you think maybe we're doing the right thing. But it's an after.
Starting point is 01:42:23 technically because they already came from the bars. Yes. And then before long, it's the late night. I like that. Here's what I would do with that situation, though. I would flip pregame and kickback. You flip. So you said pregame goes into a kickback.
Starting point is 01:42:33 I think kickback, you start off with the boys. And then more people come over and you're like, you know, let's go to the bar after this. Now you're in the pregame. Uh-huh. I like that too. And then a couple of your boys that went there to go check it out. Maybe they dipped a little early.
Starting point is 01:42:43 Hey, lines too long. It's dead one way or the other. They come back. Now you're at the party. That's a good twist. That's a good thing. If you set your expectations with a kickback, we know where it starts and where it ends, but then actually, no, no, this is actually a different journey. Yeah, the journey's just beginning.
Starting point is 01:42:56 Went home to change. Yeah. They actually showed back up. Then you turn to your boy, you're like, are we about to turn up tonight? Yeah. Yeah. Yo, I said I wasn't going to drink, but I'm ready. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:06 You know that moment when someone's like, are we about to make a movie together? We're going to go back and change and you're like, uh, this is risky. It's risky. Don't do it. You're going to go back and change. Yeah, I live 10 minutes away. He's done. He's dead for the night.
Starting point is 01:43:15 Yeah, bro, you know when you leave, you're gone forever. Like he's gone and a half later. Hour and a half later he comes in. You're like, no way. I cannot fucking believe you came back. Grabbed by the face because you're drug. Dude, I'm giving me my fucking.
Starting point is 01:43:29 That's the shit. That's the shit that gets you fired up with the boys. Yeah. Yeah. So I think we can all agree. Maybe the late night's not the move. I would agree, yeah. I am so glad I was able to do that.
Starting point is 01:43:40 I'm still going late. I'm going kickback for late night. What the fuck? All the stuff about kickbacks? No, no. I still, because the kickback, you know, I like to do. dance and there's no dancing going on to kickback. I think that's
Starting point is 01:43:53 the only one where there's no dancing. So where can you dance and get at that? That's my question. That would be the after party, the or the late night. I'm going to go kick, I'm going to go man, you're really selling me on pregame. It might be this list, but switch
Starting point is 01:44:09 late night and after party. After party is my bottom. I think this list is my list. Oh, wow. I can switch pregame and kickback at any point. You sold me on pregame, but I've had so many pregameers. I'm like, this could be the best night ever. And then you hard cut an hour they were coming home. Like, what the fuck happened?
Starting point is 01:44:25 Yes, bro, but it's not about the... That's the pregame part. But the pregame part is. The optimism in your brain of this going to be the best night ever is the moment you have at the pregame. That's set in the tone for the entire night. Whether it happens or it doesn't, that's up to the after party, the party in the late night. If those fail you, hey, that pregame was fucking fire, though, right? Because I'm going to try again next week.
Starting point is 01:44:44 You can't metaphorically live in the pregame forever. You know? Oh, shit. But it's up to you. That's a quote graphic right there. I'm just like, fuck. What if the night isn't? But I feel you though.
Starting point is 01:44:56 You got me hyped up with that speech about it. I know. You almost have like things possible. Pregame can set the tone for literally all three of those. Like the worst of a pregame, it just turns into a kickback. You have a great pregame. You have a great after party. Great pregame.
Starting point is 01:45:09 You're probably going to have a great late night. So you did kind of set the tone with the pregame. I do love the pregame. What makes the best pregame for you? Like what has to be there? Biches, man. A lot of, yeah, that's the main thing. It's got a start up.
Starting point is 01:45:22 The best pregame to me is all the boys there at first. Yeah. And then those ladies start funneling in, it's like you just, everyone that walks in, just the notch goes up a little bit more on how great the night is going to be. Oh, yeah. But if it starts off, this bus right here, it's like, yo boys, what are we trying to do tonight? Like anywhere we go, we're not hitting in, blah, blah, then all of a sudden somebody calls somebody who calls somebody. Right.
Starting point is 01:45:45 Four girls are over. It's like, okay, a ratio's bad. but we now have hope. There's a glimmer of hope in there. We get the asses. These guys aren't too bad. Hey, they're laughing. Oh, Will's making me laugh a little bit.
Starting point is 01:45:56 I'm going to call my friend Cindy. I know she thinks he's cute. Guess what? Cindy has two friends who are now coming over. Now the ratio is even one to one. Yep. Now we're playing ball, boys. We're getting there.
Starting point is 01:46:04 We're playing ball. There's always that scary moment at the pregame when the first girls show up. And you're like, oh, this is not a good look right now. There's more, there's more girls coming. It's not just going to be. It's like 12 dudes standing there. And then like two girls walk in, you're like, ah, the group of six walked in.
Starting point is 01:46:20 Yeah, 100%. Yeah, just the group of two. And you always see them as far away. You see their eyes. You see their eyes look around like, God damn. Who said to come here? If you could just get them past one or two layers of dudes, you know you got them for a little bit. Yeah, you need somebody good on the ox.
Starting point is 01:46:33 What's that? You need somebody like Jack on the ox court. You need that. And you need like your one funny friend who's not going to try to hook up with them. You know what I mean? Yeah. If he's not there, he's just funny just for the jokes and the ox guy's not there, they're bouncing 10 minutes. See you.
Starting point is 01:46:46 Yeah, I'd be lucky to give them 10 Yeah They're looking at that phone immediately Same Uber No question, don't leave just yet Damn, the pregame Now I'm analyzing the fuck out of this I'm re-evaluate
Starting point is 01:46:56 You should do an ad for pregames man Thank you You should be a spokesman for pregames I'm all about the beginning man Yeah We need to take that pregame speech And kind of incorporated With the Twisted Tea ad
Starting point is 01:47:06 Yeah Brought you by pregames Don't worry about what happens later Twissy tea is probably the best Drink the half full of pregame Yes But yeah Shout on a free shoutout
Starting point is 01:47:17 Where do we stand on this? We just all say our Do you do it Real quick Yeah I still I'm good on mine What was your last year? What was yours again?
Starting point is 01:47:24 Mine is is I'm still going after party Because you like to dance I'm going after party I'm going pregame I'm going late night I'm going kickback I'm just proud that that pregame
Starting point is 01:47:35 Got a couple notches up Oh it did Trisham I'm going to go From one to best to worst After party You can see you kind of sell me I'm going to kickback
Starting point is 01:47:45 Pre-game late night Late night's last Pre-game kickback Late night after party I'll go just to be a little bit different Than that I go kickback pre-game So you're a kickback boy now All that all that about the pregame?
Starting point is 01:48:01 No no no but you just did that I'm not in the same list as you put after party last Yeah oh shit Because to me pre-game and kickback Like brother flip a coin I'm in Those are my 1A 1B And then the other two You can put them wherever you want
Starting point is 01:48:13 I'm out All right Just that fucking pregame I'm like Jimmy let me know how you danced last night brother like that's gonna be awesome yeah i'm just sweating sweating yeah your ass off and the mask the mascara and the ladies are running their hair that was so nice at the kickback in the pregame yeah it's all fucked up and you know just for a say if you took those goggles off you'd be like Jesus fucking crust what am i doing here people are coming to you
Starting point is 01:48:35 they're going are you okay yeah you should have some water and that's the moment you was just ready to fight everybody right it's like you don't need to tell me i need to hydrate not now not in this moment these are just hogwart's houses that fucking in harry potter that would be definitely after-party president. Was that from Harry Potter? If these were like Hogward's houses, like it's sorted. Oh, yeah, you know? Oh, if you got sorted?
Starting point is 01:48:58 Yeah. Late nights is slithering. I would probably want to get sorted into after-party, but I might get, unfortunately, sorted into late-night. 100% in late-night. 100%. I'm getting sorted into late-night. Yep, I see that.
Starting point is 01:49:11 Honestly, I got pretty dangerous after-party in late-night. I'd be sitting there with that hat going on top of my head, like Harry Potter, like, not late night. Not late night Not late night I'm saying Good good uh Good talk
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Starting point is 01:50:25 Obviously, I know you guys watch the show all the time, but I'm just going to tell you anyway what shout, no free shout at us. We're talking about the little things in life. A water fountain in elementary school. That's extra cool with a good PSI on it. Just enough, I don't know. What's another one?
Starting point is 01:50:41 Air conditioning. Air conditioning, going to bed, curling up in those blankets. Like shout out a cool room going to bed. bed. So it's shoutout, no free shoutout. This bus, obviously when it started, it had no advertisements. And we found ourselves talking about people that weren't advertising us, and how great it was. So we turned it to shoutout, no free shoutout. Cool. So that's where we're going to go with this. You want to start, Will? I don't have one? Me either. Damn. Don't I? We give somebody these shoutouts, dude. Did shout out kickbacks?
Starting point is 01:51:09 Yeah, they're the best. A shout out, no free shout out, tugging one off in a hotel room. Like, let's be honest, it's one of the best times to do it. The door closes in a hotel room, just you know those four walls. Something animalistic comes inside of you. Outside of you. Outside of you. It comes out of you. Something animalistic comes inside of you.
Starting point is 01:51:33 Yeah. That's a great one. YouTube? How quickly does it happen for you? Late night. That's why he loves the late nights so much. See, I was always always. always a it's always it's always it's always before bed you get to the hotel
Starting point is 01:51:51 Saturday night before a game that's what I'm saying a couple hours it's after snack I'm I'm getting one in five minutes into that hotel room really finding the rag and the lotion as fast as possible I don't know if you notice with hotel rooms they started putting them on the walls the lotion on the wall so you have to like oh wow it's on the on the one rag and then you have your self rubber I just go wrong and I try to get no gear no gear it's no way That's crazy. No gear. I'm all natural.
Starting point is 01:52:20 Let me see your hands. You're a super villain. Calus isn't that big on that. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. But you give me a late night game. It's after snack on night one. And then either late morning the next day on Sunday before the game.
Starting point is 01:52:36 Then it depends on where my nerves are. Then maybe there might be a third that pops out somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to feed those geese dude if you want to get the nerves out. Yeah. No question. Good shout out. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:52:44 That's a good one. You got one? I'm thinking you got one I thought you're cooking one I'm thinking it's all right what if it's the best one about a podcast
Starting point is 01:52:51 you edit around and we'll make it seem like it at all yeah what are some of the best ones we've had I think I'm right anybody from the back
Starting point is 01:52:59 got one sliding down the railing when you're a kid sliding down the railing when you're a kid that's a nice little shout out that is a shout out I'll go in the kid one
Starting point is 01:53:11 shout out you get home from school you get on your bike and then you see outside of your friend's house like five or six bikes and you know you're about to get rowdy with the boys eight nine years old bikes in the yard
Starting point is 01:53:24 shout out bikes in the yard that's cool that's a good one that's a good one you guys were so much more simple you guys were so much more simple than when I was talking about shout out of no for shout out the double bounce
Starting point is 01:53:35 on the trampoline yeah on the trampoline shout out the skateboard deck on the trampoline you have your boys did that you have a skateboard deck I know you get on the trampoline you're doing like the coolest tricks
Starting point is 01:53:47 in the world? No, bro. Oh my god. I was more like WWE, like, you slamming your two brothers? Yeah. You buy it. Somebody's got the belt. You're fucking, you know, coordinating some wrestling. Everything I'm thinking about, like, after hearing those, I was like, oh, wait, no, maybe mine's too serious. You can do a serious one. I was going to say something along the lines of like, you've been wearing pants all day and you finally slip into some sweat shorts. That's a good one. That's a nice. Damn.
Starting point is 01:54:15 the day. Those basketball sports at the end of the day are just something else, boy. Damn, damn, that was a fucking great. That is a good one. You still, that's something you still enjoy?
Starting point is 01:54:26 Oh, yeah. You think about, like, memories. Every day. Every day. I'll do it tonight. All right. And you're going to do what Will does after that?
Starting point is 01:54:33 I don't know. We'll see how I'm feeling. Let me give this bare palm method a try. I was going to say, shout out, uh, this is so lame now.
Starting point is 01:54:45 Shout out, people who take accountability. It sounds crazy. Guys, this sounds crazy. Yeah. Guys, man.
Starting point is 01:54:54 He's like, accountability. Fuck. Should they go deep on these boys? It's going to sound so dumb after shorts. After shorts after pants. Shorts after pants. That's a good shout at.
Starting point is 01:55:09 Your tattoos are sick. I actually had to cancel a tattoo appointment to be here today. I suppose of being blasted right now. What are you trying to get on? I'm getting my whole, like, this, like, traditional Japanese piece on my backside right now. Really? I only have a piece, a few of them outline. Today was, like, the next big outline chunk.
Starting point is 01:55:23 I'm just envious as fuck looking at you all by the same. The, uh, the back and the sides in the stomach. The back hurts. Dude, I got my back done in two sessions. Top to bottom. And it is. Whole thing? Yeah, Jack, you pull that up, that little boy else?
Starting point is 01:55:37 I got my upper band. Pull that thing up, dude. I got, like, this western scene of a girl, uh, she's riding a horse with a bag of money. And then there's a quote that says, a lot of the, the liar steal from the feeds. Oh, shit. And, whoa.
Starting point is 01:55:50 Come on, you know, I'm saying, you know, I'm kind of, it's an arm. I was excited to see it pops right up.
Starting point is 01:55:59 Oh, yeah, dude. That's 310, Taylor right there. Woo. Wow. God damn. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:56:05 That big boy, too. Yeah. A little bit of a dog. You show your bag, dude. Come on to the bros. Do it. We'll all go to tarps off.
Starting point is 01:56:12 All right. Do it. Yeah. Pull me up, bro? I'm sweating. Of course. What a good homie right there. Damn.
Starting point is 01:56:23 Oh, man. That shit's hard, bro. You should get that animated. You should just like get someone to make it come to life. I got to let him see it. I got to let me see it. We can blurred.
Starting point is 01:56:32 Hey, get on your knee. Oh, yeah. Damn, that shit's hard. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's only two sessions? Two sessions. Outline one and in the fill of the next.
Starting point is 01:56:45 Yeah. That's still how many hours? I'm a very six each. Dang, move fast. Yeah, the guy that does my tattoo, I met him when I was in Michigan. He just comes down to- Is he going to be here tomorrow? No, he's not.
Starting point is 01:56:56 I bet if I called him, no, he'd be here. He, like, comes down. I'm surprised. Didn't you do that last year for the beer? Last year, my tattooers was down here tattooing people, and my wife tattooed, who was the comedian? She tattooed his ass. No, his laser's boy, the curly-haired guy that wore the crocs.
Starting point is 01:57:13 You know what I'm saying? But he just comes down in Nashville. and hangs out and then it just does whatever sick that's a lot of back to fill up that's a lot of back yeah it was it was horrible but yeah dude enjoy you're gonna have a lot I did my upper back I went in because I usually
Starting point is 01:57:28 go in like with like my switch or like a book or something and I'll read and I did that my headphones in I'm like it's gonna be a regular ass tattoo and you just needle touching me once I'm like oh I kind of felt that one differently yeah 20 seconds later I'm like I will not be playing switch I will not be reading a book just heavy breathing this is fucked up yeah just breathing yeah just biting the towel have you jumped on the
Starting point is 01:57:45 numbing cream yet? I'm gonna do it for when this shit gets filled in because I heard it works I tried to do it for the beginning when it was tied to my ass and it just didn't work but I think I had to keep it on longer
Starting point is 01:57:56 I'm like oh that didn't work I still feel this yeah I used to be a guy that was like you gotta earn the tattoo deal with the pain and then after my back I was like I'll
Starting point is 01:58:04 no we earned enough bro wouldn't you have a piece that big yeah we're a numbing cream again yeah so Jim's next what you're about to get
Starting point is 01:58:11 I'm a blank can this right now Same, bro. Yeah. Are you in the market or are you not ever going to get one? I don't think so, man. I just, I was, I wanted a barbed wire fence tattoo on my bicep for so long that I don't think I'll ever feel confident about getting one. Fair enough.
Starting point is 01:58:29 You know, I wanted one from like age 12 to 17. I was like, Bill Goldberg was on top. I was like, the second I turn 18, I'm getting my barbed wire fence and I'm getting a Jordan logo on my calf. And then one day I was like. like, thank God I didn't do that. And then that has just been in my head. Now I'm like, I think about things that I'm like,
Starting point is 01:58:53 I'll have an idea, I'll be like, oh, it's cool. And then like in three years, I'm like, is it so cool now? I'm, I overthink it too much. No doubt. I don't have a tattooing mentality. I feel like if you're the kind of guy that gets one, you're done. That's it. Your whole body.
Starting point is 01:59:06 I feel that. You should get one of those crazy-ass paintings you'd be doing, like, on your back. He does these crazy, like, surrealist paintings in his, like, secret room. You disagree? You're a painting. Yeah, yeah. What's a secret room about? You got like a bookshelf?
Starting point is 01:59:19 You pull one book off? Yeah, I know, I wish. That'd be sick. No, it's just, I just, I just do these little, these little paintings. Are they on the line? Can we pull them up? They're not on the line, I could show you one. It looks like somebody on acid is painting.
Starting point is 01:59:32 Like, really, somebody is really on acid. Like, that's what it looks like. I wasn't on acid, to be clear. You keep saying that, but I keep seeing the paintings and they look like it. All right, here we go. Alright, here we go. What are you going to search for this? You know he's got an album?
Starting point is 01:59:48 He got a little album for sure. I think he's just going off of. I have a little album. Shit, that's good. Is that like updated? Yeah, it's updated. And then I got all these little rooms in there, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:00 All these old things going on. I can't wait to see it. We grab the phone like that for. Thank you, sir. Not trying to mess it up. Oh, yeah. This is like one of those deals. It's like if Soledore.
Starting point is 02:00:14 You ever see the videos where people like sort of zooming in? You get to this in a different world. It's very like, that's kind of the vibe. Yeah, that's cool. I always wonder how they do those. Like, did they start zoomed in and then zoom out? And also, what if they miss? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:00:29 Like, what if you zoom in on the wrong thing? And then you're like, wait, I lost it. You re-take the video. Start over, yeah. That's it. That's crazy. I can't believe how deep it goes too. It goes so, and then I saw a guy in the comments.
Starting point is 02:00:39 It's like, how long did this take you? He's like, this one took me about 66 hours or something. Or like. Which I feel like is still like. Like not long enough. Right. That is one. How long does that, did that one take you?
Starting point is 02:00:51 I chipped away at that for like months. Yeah. Like a long time. But I wasn't like sitting down like just, I was just going to paint for an hour or two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Liddy. All right. I love it.
Starting point is 02:01:05 Hey, this has been a great podcast, boys. Yeah. Fun, thanks for having. You guys except for tomorrow? I think. I was more excited before I sat down. You're going to throw up tomorrow. You will.
Starting point is 02:01:13 You'll probably throw up. Will throw up eight times last night. That's kind of cool, though. Because I haven't thrown up from drinking in a while, so I'm overdue. Here's what you've got to look out for is just the drinking that continues afterwards. I figure. Is what you have to kind of look out for it because. You're going to make the after party in late night?
Starting point is 02:01:28 That's the sleeper. The after party in late night. Yeah. Because I was, I was like, I was telling the boys earlier. Like, thank God for Nick. He found me over in the corner. Like Taylor has his like little, what would you call it, a little turf garden area? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:39 Nobody was around there. And I couldn't. I was talking to somebody on the seat next to me. They got up and left and everything was spinning. And so I felt like I couldn't walk. Like I couldn't get up. So I just kind of stayed there. And I felt like I had to puke really bad.
Starting point is 02:01:51 So I just kind of like just slid off the seat and crawled over to Taylor's like garden and hurled like eight times. And truly felt like I couldn't move. I thought I was going to die. And I just laid there just hoping somebody can find me in this dark corner. Unfortunately, his boy came over, stood me up, walked me inside, fed me, gave me some water. Fuck, yes, let's go. Dude, yeah. Oh, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:13 That's all right. Wait, when do you think I'll throw up? Fired up. Where does it happen? I'm at the end probably. It depends. You say you hold your alcohol really well. The most,
Starting point is 02:02:19 the most drinking happens in the chug. Like that's like the most in one sitting. Yeah, the most of one sitting for shit. Cool. The key is having a couple like warm up beers. You don't want to go into the chug cold. You need to get that.
Starting point is 02:02:30 You feel it. You need to taste it. Carbination, the whole thing. Once you have that, you'll be in ready to chug. All right, cool. I got a couple tips for the chug too. I can go out of you.
Starting point is 02:02:38 Not in the bus though because I don't want people to hear. Are we hitting the charcoal? No, But a great fucking idea. The chug is the only one I'm concerned about. You know what? And the thing is that it'll be over. It's a low scoring one.
Starting point is 02:02:49 Could it be like you guys seen Dune or like Game of Thrones? Do you like choose a champion to fight for you? We just go meet some guy downtown tonight. Call someone. Call up on my champion. Bring in some random guy. Yeah. Some big Russian guy.
Starting point is 02:03:04 It'll be fun. It'll be fun. The celebs shot. A Russian guy we found out at the bar. Yeah. He was like, I don't know where I am. we just lied to him yeah I'm down let's fucking get it
Starting point is 02:03:16 wait what do we get if we win best case scenario bragging rights and a trophy nice we have these necklaces made that's raw yeah you'll love wearing them
Starting point is 02:03:24 I mean beer games championship of the world you'll be a world champion right yeah like what's better than that yeah I heard other people are trying to throw beer games now is that because of y'all
Starting point is 02:03:31 are people trying to ever I mean we're not gonna say we started beer games but yeah they make it cool yeah I would say so I came from Japan right
Starting point is 02:03:41 this is true the world championship. This is officially an international competition. You guys have to be ready for bed, yeah. I mean, it's quarter after 10 right now, central time. It's like Thursday in Japan. You know your boy. You're ready to get back.
Starting point is 02:03:57 Once he'd said his shout out, I can't wait to throw these clothes off and just nests one. In Japan, it's 4 p.m. tomorrow. So. In L.A., it's two hours ago. I'm pretty much on an all-nighter vibe right now. Oh, yeah. I slept on the plane a bit, but Japan's 16 hours ahead. I woke up at like 8.30 a.m.
Starting point is 02:04:16 When I texted you guys, I had landed in Tokyo. And you were just waking up this morning, right? Probably. And I had already, you know, been on like four hours of travel. Tell them that thing in Japanese you were telling me. Remember you were speaking of that Japanese at the hotel? Yeah, show them. I got so good at my Japanese.
Starting point is 02:04:35 JP knows some Japanese. Oh, yeah? I mean, it's super basic. Hit him with your shit. I don't know shit. I mean, I just, I know. I don't speak Japanese. I know the basics.
Starting point is 02:04:45 I took Japanese in high school. Say I don't speak Japanese. And I forgot it all, and now I just don't know Spanish. Just swapped it out. Well, yeah, I don't even speak Japanese. You say, uh, Nihongo can't Hanasimasan. Ooh.
Starting point is 02:05:00 That's not bad, man. It's not bad. It's not kind of hard. Yeah. Or you say, Nihongoa, Sucoshu shams. Which means I speak a little Japanese.
Starting point is 02:05:11 Like, which one is it? bro. You open the floodgates if you say you speak a little bit. But that's what I'm saying. Like, if I show up and I say, I speak a little Japanese and they start speaking Japanese to me,
Starting point is 02:05:24 I'm just not setting up the conversation well. Right. You're not certain of the tone. Or if you open with Japanese, you know. Yeah. You say, hello. You're like, how are you? By the way, and then you hit him with the phrase.
Starting point is 02:05:33 Yeah. That's all you need to do. Yeah. Pretty sick. All right. International. All right. Thanks for having us.
Starting point is 02:05:40 What's your game championship of the World Wars? Absolutely. What's having that. Let's have a day. Let's get it. All right, boys. Let's get the eight hours.
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