Bussin' With The Boys - Joe Burrow Is The Best QB, Aaron Rodgers Will Come Back To A Playoff Team & Las Vegas Needs Help

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

This week on Slips and Picks The Mule (Delanie Walker) continues the hottest streak in all of NFL gambling. He was 8-4 in week 8 bringing his total record 63-42. If you are looking to make money, follow this man. Chet Savage (Taylor Lewan) had the most wins last week with 9, but he still sits slightly behind William Gekko (Will Compton) in win percentage. Their records and win percentages are: Chet Savage: 61-53-1 (53.5%) William Gekko: 52-44-1 (53.6%) The Mule: 63-42 (60%) This week there are 15 more opportunities to make money. Some would view a challenging slate as an obstacle, we view it as an opportunity. This week the opportunities lie within these storylines: - The Las Vegas Raiders have moved on from Josh McDaniels, what’s next? - Joe Burrow’s Cincinnati Bengals vs Josh Allen’s Buffalo Bills - Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys have a chance at redemption vs Jalen Hurts and the Philadelphia Eagles - Aaron Rodgers could rejoin the New York Jets in December, but do they need him? - The Miami Dolphins vs Kansas City Chiefs might not be as close as you think Be the board, see the board, make money. Comment what your locks are and let’s have a weekend boys!For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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has been profitable. And with that being said, we're going to kick it over to the interns real quick for last week's recap. Fellas, week eight records, we had Chet with an impressive 9 and 4, the gecko, 8 and 5, and the mule went 8 and 4. I mean, you really can't complain about many of those stats.

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Thanks for the love Thanks for the love by Jack Hopefully it was a pause of death To myself to Willie Gecko thank you for the love Jack Shout out to you my boy I already know they love the mules though They do love the mail you didn't listen to what they said Are you on the uh

You're crazy I'm up I'm always up and I'm always up I'm pretty sure Are you on the enemy list? Are you in the enemy list on, was it, pennsy slips? Yeah, I'm on an enemy list. Right. It was the old me.

The old you? Yeah. What was that mean? The Jack version? Hey, man, look. Let's tell you the Rit version? Are you done? Thrift store Delaney over with, huh?

I'm getting that, them units now. That's what I said. You're living a little different. No investments over there, just t-shirts. Just the munits right now, you did? I think you do look sharp, boys. How does it feel winning the way you are? Because, hey, let's be honest.

Like, we're in, what, week 10, we whatever? Nine of the NFL season. And you're like, you're over 60%. Number one, shout out to all of us. I think being over 50% right now. In any league, it's nice and gambling, but you're over 60. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it feels great.

I do I was going to do this. I told you all my rules, man. Rule number one. What is it? Biches. You're number one. I like that one. Okay.

I like that one. But never be number two, and I'm always number one. All right. But it is incredible, 60% for the meal. It's unreal. This league is built to be 500. Let's get into our first segment. It's called buy or sell.

I'm going to give these two gentlemen a game, and they're going to tell me whether they are buying it and how they're buying it, or they're going to sell what I'm talking about and moving on. So first game we're going to look at is dolphins at the Chiefs. Chiefs coming off a big loss. Previously 12-0 with Patrick Mahomes against the Denver Broncos. Those three interceptions,

they are now playing the Dolphins who are a high-flying offense. Chiefs are favored at minus two and a half. Gecko, I'd like to start with you and figure out where you're going to go with this show for your clients. If I give five minutes of your time. We don't. Go ahead. The Chiefs, would they have five turnovers? Five turnovers, Jack?

I believe it was five turnovers. No interceptions from my homes. I know everybody thinks that the dolphins can be front runners. They can be. They could be a warm weather team. But I like the dolphins in this game. I like the dolphins. The line's two and a half, yeah?

I see Chiefs minus two and a half, so Dolphins are plus two and a half. That is correct. That is how it works. I don't know who's the favorite is because I'm picking the dolphins. I think all you have to do to beat the Chiefs. It's way easier said than done. But you eliminate 87. You win the turnover battle and you don't rush beyond the quarterback.

That is the formula against the Chiefs. This isn't a Chief's team of years past. They're watered down at wide receiver. All they have is Travis Kelsey, a great head coach, Patrick Mahomes, who will arguably be the goat one day. He is right now. He's a young goat. Yeah, he's the young goat.

Block Chris Jones on defense. Other than that, their light, their defense is. playing well, but they've lost their linebacker court. Bolton, he's out. Willie Gay, he's out. And they make a lot of plays. I like the Dolphins and something to note. The Dolphins traveled there on Monday.

Chiefs aren't getting there until Thursday, Friday. We know how that late travel schedule is. I'm rolling with the Dolphins. I like the dolphins, man. When you were going through this process, did Jalen Ramsey and his return last week? Yes. Influence you at all?

He calls a fumble, and he picked the ball off. And he's feeling good. When they asked him about how he feels about his performance, he threw it all back on the team. He's excited to play again, and I think he's ready to continue stacking stats, and I think he will, because it's going to be useful having Jalen Ramsey two in the situation every now, and then to probably guard 87. You eliminate Travis Kelsey, you put two on them every play.

You're going to do all right, because the receivers, they're not catching the football. I think last time they put two on Travis Kelsey, he had like 25 yards receiving, but four touchdowns. Do you remember that? Yeah, yeah. That was nuts. That was nuts. Yeah, he had four touchdowns. Against who?

I forget. It was last year. It was so long. But again, last year is a team where they have more offense. They don't have the same offense. They don't have the same talent. They're having a hard time clicking right now. There's that.

And then what you call oil cans? Oil cans for hands? Oil cans, man. Oil cans, man. So, Mule, where are you going, baby? Man, I'm going to give you some history about the Dolphins. They played 31 times, three post seasons. The Dolphins is actually winning this league.

16 times the Dolphins has won the game. The Chiefs have won it 15 times. And now that they're going overseas, and like you said, the Dolphins is getting their game. first they've been there since Monday right chiefs is getting their win Thursday Friday Thursday yeah you just can't get acclimated to the weather to the grass to eating the food out there I'm happy to go dolphins as well I know the Chiefs is favorite but I see the dolphins taking over I see to Tyree

Weddell having a good having a great game I mean they've been doing that they be connecting well putting they got the talent and two is playing like an like he's Lease the League in yards and touchdowns like he's he's playing well I'm surprised that they got Kansas City's favorite after laying an egg versus the Broncos. First the Broncos. Who are dead? Yes.

Listen, I love it. I know that Tyree Kiel, this is the first time he's playing the Chiefs since he's been, he was traded. This guy's going to want it more than anybody else. But here's the deal. And I know when you look at the dolphins against the spread, they're six and two. But the two losses they have are the only teams with winning records. For me right now, I feel like, yes, the dolphins have a high-powered offense.

Their defense has given up a lot of points. Jalen Ramsey being back is a good deal. But until they prove me otherwise with beating a team with a winning record, I'm going to have to go with the Chiefs minus two and a half in this. And so it was a bad game. What makes you believe in the Chiefs? Patrick Mahomes. He's the baby goat.

And I think when you have a game the way he did, I think it was like 240 yards, had a couple of interceptions, didn't play well, no touchdowns. When you have that type of game, he's taking it personal. It's the Michael Jordan meme. He sits down there. He's got the tablet in his hands. He goes, that's when I took it. personal because now this is when the doubt and the mainstream media is going to sit there and say

maybe the chiefs are dead maybe they're not going to be what we thought they were going to be maybe they're not going to be able to repeat so I think that's when this team really bands together yeah you're right they're not as good on the outside but Mahomes the way he moves the pockets navigates those rushes as are as they're coming all over the place they're coming everywhere he can get around and make plays and I feel like if they lose this game I'm gonna jump off I'm gonna jump off and I'll say I'll say that I was wrong but right now I got to go with Chiefs at minus two and a half. Taylor Swift going to be at the game.

She's on our billion dollar tour right now. And you see what happens without these. And Mahomes can put it wherever he wants to. They got to catch the ball. They got to catch the ball. Crucial touchdown dropped last week. They got to catch the football. Oil cans.

It ain't Patrick. You said it ain't Patrick. Yeah, it ain't Patrick. No, dude, but he's just. That's what I'm saying. They're thin and receiver. Like, they're thin of receiver. Even in the Super Bowl a few years ago when they played Tampa Bay

against Tom Brady, he's putting the ball. He's like falling backwards. Throwing the ball. Hitting dudes in the chest and they're dropping. You're right, they got to make plays. The guys around them got to make plays, but I feel it. It's hard for me to get bet against Patrick Mahomes. He's the new Tom Brady.

It is for me, too. Or it's like, do you ever bet against him in the situation? It was hard for me too, but just looking at the game. The dolphins. Two and nine. But two and nine. Last week, you were sitting there saying you're a chief's guy. Right, look what happened.

You know I've been wanting them to fall. So I rooted for them, they fell. So now you're rooting against him. Now they're going to be successful. Now they're falling right into what I wanted to happen. and now it's time to step on their throat. Blood in the water, let's attack. Let's get on offense.

And that offense is two and on. As we jump, let's jump from this game to the NFC East. We're looking at Cowboys at Eagles. Eagles are favored at minus three right now. Two teams, great records. Let's see what we got. Neil, we're going to go with you on this one. This was a tough one for me, man.

Gosh, the Eagles versus the Cowboys. Darn it. But, you know what I'm saying? I don't like going against the Eagles, but I, and then if the Eagles beat the Cowboys is it's true, they say whoever beat the Cowboys usually going to losing streak and I don't want the Eagles to do that. But let me give you some history on these boys. Let's go. They have played.

You got the day filled out. Drop the day, though. They didn't play at 128 games for postseason games. We're going back to the 70s. We're going back to the 20s. We're going back. We're going back back. We're going back to 28 games.

man, Eagles winning 55 games, and Dallas Cowboys winning 73 games. That's all the 90s. Yeah, that sample size might be a little too far back. You think so? There's a reason why the Cowboys, everyone say, hey, great in the 90s, but they're not going to be back. America's team, what are they talking about? I mean, they're doing pretty well right now.

They're doing well right now, but you saw what happening at the 49ers. I did. You see their record against good teams. You're talking about games when they had Emmett Smith, Troy Aigman, Michael Urban like that. They're on TV right now. You act like the Eagles didn't have nobody. They had a... Like a motherfucking, uh-oh-oh,

dental. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey, McGowan. Yeah, you're talking about dogs in them. Maynard? Different, different times. I know. We're talking, but that's a different generation.

We're talking like decades. We're talking decades different. They ain't somebody decades. But all I'm saying. Yeah, Vince football. You're talking about the movie of Vince Boy. They played a hundred and twenty eight times, and here's that record. But to get my point across, I'm going Eagles, baby.

Eagles minus three at the end of the day. Who cares if they play with the 70s, 80s, 90s? It's all stats, man. We got to get it down. Yeah, it's all stats. I'm sure those stats in the 60s definitely play into the 2020s. You're right. Thank you for that.

Thank God. 60% because that would have gone, if people are going to believe it. For whatever reason, people were to go, that made sense. They're going to put that together. They got the tracker guy going, you know what, if you really carry the one, that is going to be, that's why the meal is the mule, 60%. Bring it back. What about you, Deco, what do you got?

I'm with the mule, man. I think the Cowboys, they play good complimentary football. They get on top of you quick. You like that. But the Eagles, they're a different team, man. They're loaded in every position. Jalen Hurts, throw it up to A.J. Brown is having a hell of a year. They got the line of scrimmage.

They're not going to get trapped. They're not going to get caught in this complimentary football to where they can stack 20 on you quick like they did the Rams last week. And when you look at the Cowboys wins, again, I know they have five. They're five and two. It's a great record. Jets, giants, patriots, chargers, terrible on defense, the Rams last week. And then their loss is the Cardinals and the 49ers. Yes, they went on losing streaks, but it's.

like the Eagles are better than those wins that they have or those losses that they have. I like the Eagles minus three. A lot of great stats out there. At home. At home. Right. A lot of great stats. And I love the fact that you brought up the Cowboys play complimentary football.

We were on a plane a couple weeks ago. And we were talking about the Eagles. We were talking about Jason Kelsey and the leadership, the older leadership on that team. And a lot of things they say, they don't get too high with the wins. They don't get too low with the losses. Their big thing is how do you keep stacking weeks and hitting that stride going into November, December and the playoffs? This team is healthy, and they have gotten better each and every week.

AJ Brown is going off. They have so many receivers. Jalen Hertz up and down so far this season, but I think this team walks away with this win. We're all going Eagles minus three and a half. And I think to note the S&P tracker, that Twitter profile out there, I think when we, what does he call him? Triple A. AAA picks where the board goes to the same pick. What are we 70%?

Are we really? I think so because I was like, AAA, what does that mean? Yeah, it's just when we all... Sounds like an insurance company. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's when we all picked the same. Was AAA with A stand for? So we didn't do too much.

Ass, ass, ass. AAA saved me a couple times. Triple A saved me a couple times. Next game we're going to go into is the Bengals, at the bills. Bills are favored right now at minus two and a half. Let's go with you, Mule. You started off hot with the Eagles, Cowboys, when we got with you. Let's give us.

these guys playing? 64 times? That's some history. Let's give some history, baby. Walk us through. So the Bills and Bengals, my guy, they played 33 times. Three postseason games. Was that in the 70s?

The postseason? You tell us, brother. They played like two or three times last few years. I still know. But the Bengals is won 16 times out of that, and the Bills is won 17 times. 500. I mean, we don't know. I know.

We've done with one game dating back. And where are the stats that tell us where you're going. Yeah. Going flip and you're going to be 50% of the last 31 times. You got 16 and 15. It's close. Let's put it there. But damn, this is a tough one.

They're going to be playing at the Bengals. Oh, man, I feel like, man, this is a tough, tough, tough one. Golly. Joe Barrow is healthy. I feel like he's putting the ball where it needs to be. I'm going bang. I'm going bangles minus three man. Okay.

Okay. Bangals are three, three and one against a spread this year. The Bills are three and five against a spread. And the last five, they're one and four against the spread. Bills are still having a hard time finding their identity. The Bengals are a team that we saw as a contender in the beginning of the year. We have a little calf injury from Joe Borrel. Is that what you called him?

From Joe Barrel. He had a little calf ski. We're having a hard time. They do abysmal against the Titans. We're thinking, are they dead? What about a backup? They don't have a backup. They have bad depth.

Now these guys are healthy. They've gone through their buy week. Burrow, whatever you called them, is starting to show that, you know, maybe that money isn't weighing them down so much. And for that reason, I believe the Bengals understand who they are a little bit more. And for that reason,

I'm going to go minus two and a half Bengals. It's going to be a boring show because I agree with you guys. I think Joey B wearing that alien mask last week. He's playing out of this world. Wait on that one. Joe B. I'm trying to say if the two and a half or three

we got some can we do to communication can we do our show according to my sheet right do we need a call time do we need a call time out yeah you're looking at the wrong thing son are you talking about the thing that our executive producer print out

bangles minus two and a half at all bangles jubrow the bills they are still struggling you see that they do not have an identity on defense right now malano deacon jones Trey White, they're missing at all three levels. They're still trying to find themselves. And the Bengals are now getting hot. They're now rolling.

Everybody, because I thought the Bengals might have been like, okay, maybe they are down. Maybe they are. I thought they were. I know everybody's like, oh, they start off rough, but they lost an extra one. And it's like, oh, okay, maybe Joe B's not who I thought he was. Yeah, who we all thought he was. But he is. His composure, his composure, he's even keel.

He, like, knew this was going to happen. You know he's playing chess right now in front of his locker right before practice. He plays chess by himself. He's about to operate against the bills. I like him at Sincey. Bengals minus three. Is it minus three or two and a half? You was over there doing something.

I'm trying to look. He was over there sending picks. No, you big pig. I've hit that point five to fit that whole thing in there. All right, so we're all in the same. Here's the deal. If this is going to be a boring show because we're all agreeing, guess what? That AAA stat is 70%.

Then our clients are going to make a hell of a lot of units this week. What we got? Yeah. Three. Okay. All right. Dated back to 1970. Yeah.

60. Yeah. Emil, you're on a roll, dude. Let's go see. Hawks at the Ravens. Ravens are favored minus five and a half right now. Where you going, babe? It's going to listen first.

Okay. Take us to school. What do we got? They actually only play six times. Yeah. That is true. It's when. Dated back to win.

I don't know. 2008. Oh, see, he did his research. Go ahead. But they even killed, man. Three and three. It's an even kill, three. What was that mean?

I love how he says and then he's like looking at me like, save me. Oh, man, I'm going to pass this one to you. Where are you going? No, bro, you're the leader. You are the leader. 60%. You'll take us in a meal. You should be sitting in this chair right now.

I just want to see where y'all going first. I want to see what y'all going, because some of your success has been tailing us, like, I want to know what you're doing. You go back and watch the episodes. You've tailed some of our picks before. You're right. There's one week's all-pump or dump.

What's you thinking? Because you have a-all-pumper-dum second, you go, Gekko? Where are we going? The whole time. Hey, that started to win it straight, right? Yeah, that's the one I disagree with. I'll switch here.

And he ends up winning. Yeah. Fuck it. Ravens. Minus five and a half. Minus five. Is any a reason? No reason.

This was just a good. They're at home. You got your crystal ball. You're just ready to go. I just, I had the guess on this one. I'm going to just go, Ravens.

I really want to move that line, though. I feel like this. You're not moving the line in this. Why are you so scared? I don't know why I got aggressive. Let's get you. Ravis, let's go Ravis. Let's go.

I don't know. Easy, black, man. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. We're good, right? Oh, my God. Hey, Ravens minus five and a half. Not allowed to move the line.

Don't fucking move that line. You know that's my kinfolk. We're going Ravens, minus five and a half. I like him at home. I think Lamar, he's hitting his stride. He's playing confident. He's got the weapons around him. They have the line of scrimmage.

They're playing well on defense. Roquant Smith. The boys are rolling. I do like the Seahawks. But them traveling across the country, playing in Baltimore. I think that makes a big difference. And again, I think that RPO scheme that they're doing right now, operating off run, pass option.

You're getting out there. You're pulling a guard and tackle. You're reading the outside. If he doesn't fall in for the cutback, you'll hand it off. You'll dump it over their head. Lamar can run. I like the Ravens minus five and a half. Very well said.

Thanks. And for that reason, not actually for that reason, my was going to go with the Ravens no matter what, but I love that. For that reason, never mind. There is no reason. I'm going to go with the Ravens minus five and a half. Let's see. I think we're going to take a quick commercial break and when we come back we're going to talk our parlayes, bet the boys index parlay and we're also going to our ETFFs.

It's November 2nd. I know spooktober is over. Can we just hit one last spooktober commercial before? No. That would be unsavory. You're right. So let's get we're going to take quick commercial break. You guys put whatever the fuck you want in it. And when we come back, we're hitting parlays. We're after this. Guys, I'm at ideas. What are we doing for merch this week? Oh, I don't know. Dude, I actually have no idea. Man, I wish there was just like a way we could get inside of the consumer's head.

Whiskey and cigars on a polo. Yeah, just a way to like plant the seed inside their head. Dead hats, dead hats, dead hats, dead hats, dead hats, dead hats. Imagine if we could like hypnotize the customer. A merch. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to slips and picks. We are now going to get into our parlay segment. The first one is going to be bet the boys index parlay.

It is when I'm going to give these two gentlemen and myself. We're going to give you player prop bets. We're going to bundle it up real nice. Get those odds way up high. And we're going to make some absolute units on this. I'll go first. Patrick Mahomes. Tough, abysmal this past week against the Broncos.

He was 12 and 0 against the Broncos. And now he's 12 and 1. I think he's got that Jordan mentality. I've said it before when we were doing our buy and sell segment. He's taking this personal. I know they don't have. the clientele on the outside to make the plays as they did in the past, but he does have 87.

And when I reached back in the last segment, about 25 yards, four touchdowns. I believe he comes back in a big way. And for that reason, I'm going to go Patrick But Holmes plus one and a half touchdowns. Gecko. I'm solid with that. I'm good with that. I love that. I think he'll throw it.

Hopefully it does a couple. Those a couple. Bad pick last week by Mule over here going with Trevor Lawrence over one and a half. You lost that one. is wild too because Gecko picked Kirk Cousins. Yeah, he hit his stapled... Yeah. He got injured. What do you want? I mean, shit, what do you want to do?

We got to hit these parlays. He didn't throw the ball. They kept running. They was up. I can't do nothing. You want me to call them? Hey, throw the rock. Baby, I need you. They need to throw the rock. They should have. And we're going to bet these parlayers. We bet these player prop bets. They've got to watch this show and understand. I should do. I should go always the Great White Hope, but, you know, I try

to be fair. Yeah. Where I hope, Christian McCaffrey, they're on to buy it this week. I know. He's saying last week because he usually rode with them. Yeah, that's what I went last week and it was, it's literally the first series. I know. He just gets it out of the way.

And get it out of the way. Yeah, shit and he's like, give him the ball and make sure we get, all right, we got it. Now it's worry about winning the game. That's an easy way right there. Yeah, it really is. Hey, it doesn't matter what his original pick was. Yeah. Who was his pick last week?

You're just going to help him out with that? Yeah. I was hoping he bounced back. Well, I was right, though, right? I was right. What was it, St. Brown? No. It was Josh Allen, right?

Yeah, it was Josh Allen. You don't even know. And we did kind of bully you out of that, didn't we? I was drunk. Well, because it was a Thursday night. That's right. That was a Thursday night. We can't go Thursday.

He said, he said, I was drunk. I'm going Joe B. I'm going Joe B. He wore that alien mass for a reason. He's playing like he's from a different planet. What is it? Joey B. Joey B.

Joey B. Over one and a half that. Okay, I'm like, yeah. Wait, what? Joey Barrow, as you would call. Who you got? Who you got here? Bear role.

He'd be holding them up. He keeps in this team, baby. Tyree Kill to score a touchdown. I love that. You know, it's out of him and AJ, the best receivers in the game right now. I love that pick, too, because against his cheese. Just the cheese. Yeah, that's a great.

I was a Kansas City Chief at one point. Okay, so if we're going, Patrick Mahomes, over one and a half touchdowns, and we're also going Tyree Kiel anytime touchdown. Yeah. Should we look back at buy and sell and maybe talk about the over of Chiefs Dolphins? I'm not fucking with it. That's 21 points. We just talked about here.

Chiefs do not put points in the point. Yeah, I'm telling you. That's why I got, that's why I like the dolphins. She used to put up, you know, what, over 25, only a couple times. Only maybe once. I want to know, I think I have the stat right here before we, before we. we jump to ETFS. We might as well just give me one second.

Just give me one second. Yeah, Chiefs are two and two versus the points. So not the best look. All right, let's go to ETFFs. It's the, we're going to take heavy favorites. We're going to put that line down. We're going to tease that line. We're going to put it into a parlay for you to make some more units,

unions, units. We're going to start with you, Miel. Who you got? Did somebody change? My shit. I thought I had, uh, wait, this is favorites, right? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, no, I got, yeah, Coats versus the Panthers. I'm going Colts, man. What is? Monshu. Yeah, he's going to beat the quarterback. I think that dude does wonderful things. He's a backup glory guy. He used to call a clipboard Jesus.

He's just like that. Oh, Charlie Whitehurst? Pull him that out? He's not as handsome as Charlie. No, he's definitely not. And Charlie used to slay out here in Nashville. I don't know nothing about that. Okay.

That reaction sounds like you do. Sounds like I was skeptical of it. I don't know that. Sounds like I overstepped. I apologize. I don't know. But, yeah, I'm going Colts, minus three, man, against them Panthers. I'd see them getting it done.

Are you going minus three? You're going to go money line? You're going to keep it the line at three? I'm going to keep it at three just in case. Just in case what? If you were just in case, you put it the money line. I mean, is the money line even, what's the money line value on the money line? We've had this conversation.

No, he's asking what the value was. He's asking what the big difference is. what the big difference is for us. If you went Colts money line, just straight up, minus 148. And they're probably minus three pricing and what, minus 110? 115.

115. But let's get these ETFFs in and then we'll have one of our interns put all those things together. Keeping it at Colts Money Line right now and I don't need to change it. If he doesn't like the units, then we'll... No, that's why I thought they got changed

because I thought I had money line. Saints. Saints. Derek Carr had a game last week. I liked them against the Bears. The Bears I bought in. I bought in to the tight. Tyson, uh, Bajent.

Bajin. Tyson Bajent. I truly bought in. I thought he was going to be the next Tony Romo. Yeah, it's not going to be the case. The Bears are back to be dead. Saints are favored minus seven and a half. We're going to move it down to Saints minus two and a half

for the easy team's favorites fund for this little parlay. Saints minus two and a half against the Bears. I like that a lot. And I don't like Bajun's dad's giving me Baby Gron Fives, baby Gron dad vibes. Really? He just, I know he's a world champion. arm wrestler but it feels like he's like now their sons in the league he's really uh seems seems like he's trying to capitalize oh yeah definitely i mean he's a 20 something time

world champion he's a stunt he does wonderful things in front of a mic too you saw him he uh he uh wrestled the reporter and he did an amazing job i think he's got that debby-dbby he got a people what they want no question like i would love to have him on making the boy capitalized he just gives me a little bit of that baby gronk dad guys trying to capitalize hopefully hopefully he does well hopefully we take your badge and i do that he just Hopefully the Saints win by three and younger badge can play well because that is a cool story. I'm going to go Brown's money line. They're favored very heavily against, I believe, the Arizona Cardinals, right?

Arizona Cardinals, but I'm going to go money line in that because I think last week, yes, I think the Chiefs minus two and a half. And that was a loss. So we're in a G.B.O.T. situation, get back on track for me. And I'm going to make sure this one dials in with the Browns money line right here. Can we get those odds, please? I always hit ETA. And my favorites always hit. Can't change the lines for Saints game.

All right, then just go money line. Saints money line, or Brown's money line, Colts money line. Yeah. Three little money line. Plus one seven. That's great. That's great. That's great.

We put a couple units on that. Yeah, we should be a little higher. I said not. That's the lowest I think we had this. Yeah, we usually have in twos. Browns, Cults, all money lines. ETFF. Yeah, you do that.

I think you're going to want a whole bunch of money. We're going to take a quick commercial break. When we come back, we're going to get into our pump or dump segment. I'm going to give these gentlemen the number. They're going to pump it, taking the over, or they're going to dump it, taking the under, right after these messages. Hey, you, are you horny? Yeah, me too. We can talk about that later.

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at numbers. We're pumping, taking the over, or we're dumping, taking the under. First game we're going to look at is the Vikings at the Falcons. The total numbers on that is 37 and a half points. Gecko, what you got? Pump. Love it. Josh Dobbs going to Minnesota. Listen, Josh Dobbs going to Minnesota, clearly coaches understand what he can bring, especially this dude can play. He can land somewhere, he can play the next day and operate. He's not somebody who's going to get you beat, and he has the horses around him, you know, contrary to what he did not have in Arizona. I love the trade.

Is he going to be Kirk Cousins? No. Kirk Cousins was playing at an MVP level. Nobody's Chuck Cousins. Josh Dobbs, you trade for him, is like, oh, the season's over, you trade for Josh Jobs. They still got a pulse. They still got life.

I think he throws touchdowns. You get Justin Jefferson back. He's got an offense. He'll be able to operate in, and he's not a guy who will get you beat. Vikings, they're going to score. Falcons, I like them to score. We're pumping this over 37 and a half.

Yeah, he's not going to play. Why would he play? He just got traded there yesterday. Who? We got traded? Josh Jobs got traded yesterday. Doesn't matter. Let him spin it. He's not going to be able to know the plates.

Where did Jaron Hall come from? I guess everybody can't be like 5-1 when he went to the Raiders week one started against the last. Not everybody can do that. Not every week one. BYU? Damn, really? I'm dumping this game. Lock, Gekyll in.

Lock kickle in. Yeah, yeah, I'll still pump that. Yeah. Weird trap right there. Yeah, I was still pumped that. You can dump it if you wanted. No, I want to pump. Can I give you a couple stats before you really buy into it?

No. Pump. Okay. Vikings are one and seven versus the total. Falcons are two and six versus a total. Vikings are one and seven versus a total with Kirk Cousins. Josh Dobbs gets traded on Monday. He's not going to be able to consume that entire playbook to play four quarters of football with those guys.

And for that reason, it seems like it's going to be another, they're going to be one and eight after this week versus the total. For that reason, I'm going to dump the situation. I think it's a safer dump. I think we need to get take egos out of it. I think text your guy. If Josh Dobbs was playing, I probably would have pumped it, but he's a stud, but you know what they say about Josh Jobs. Greatest quarterback in Tennessee ball's history. That's what people are saying. No. Who? That's long head. You're talking about long head. What's his name? You know his name. So if you can't remember his name. How do you remember Josh Dobbs's name?

Because he's playing right now. People are saying. People are saying Josh Jop's shot I just shut out mine. I just Let Dobs spin it. Next text message this weekend. Oh, really? Yeah. So Josh might play now. Yeah, you never know. All right, fair enough.

We got to get him in. Right. Get him out at their operation. Yeah, absolutely. If you want one more stack, because I thought Josh Dobbs would come up, the Cardinals are also below 500 when it comes to the totals. Let's go. Commanders at Patriots, the total number in that game is 40 and a half points.

Muley, what you got, baby? What cousin Vinnie tell you this week? to dump dump dump dump or like your ex dump it like the X dump it like the X

dump it like the X sometimes with the X they go back to the X Yeah get one more pump I mean pump and dump

pump then dump and then one more pump Yeah always pump then dump It's your X You always can pump You know you see them at a bar Yeah pump

How you doing You get a little sloppy drunk What happens You're making out in the corner Made a couple of mistakes Then she'd call you and be like I thought we broke up And you'd be like, yeah, we still are.

Yeah, we're still broken up. What did you got, Gecko? You didn't like it. No, you got me going a little bit. Dump. Dump as well. Commanders, they traded away the farm to the Bears, the Niners. I think they struggle.

I think the Patriots, listen, Mac Jones and QB, solid cat, but, you know, dump. Yeah, Patriots are 31st in the league in points per game with 14. 14.9 points per game. Commanders are four and four against the total. Patriots are three and five. I think the Patriots move the ball a little bit more,

but they're not going to score consistently. They're going to stay in that 14, 15 points for game range. So for that reason, I will also be dumping the last game. This is the last game? The last game we're going to look at is the Rams at the Packers. The number on that game is 39 and a half. Gecko. What do we got, baby?

Dump. Okay. Dumping that, Rams, Packers, 39 and a half at Green Bay. Green Bay is not scoring a lot. They haven't been scoring a lot of points. There's a stat out there. You know, I don't think they've scored over 20 in a very long time, I think is the stat. And Rams.

Did they score 20 against the Cowboys last week? It was like 4120? But it's over still. Anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still. Yeah. You can throw one in there every now and then.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a little hiccup. You said Cowboys, that was the Rams. Cowboys played the Rams. I thought you just said the Rams haven't scored. No, we're talking about the trackers. Oh, my fault. They let me.

My name. I got to do a better draw. Yeah, Rams can score points. But I'm dumping this game. I like dump, 39 and a half. We got two dumps, three dumps for you. No, no, no, I'm pumped dumbed. Oh, you're still going to pump that.

Yeah, why not? I hope you're right. I don't understand. I hope you're right. I'm standing 10 times down. Yeah, it's 37 and a half. That is crazy. Fair enough.

We thought, we thought 37 and half was the Falcons Tennessee last week, too. And that destroyed the over. No one expected Will Levis, did we? No one expected Will Levis to do that. Nobody. No one's going to expect, what's his name? Who? Who?

The quarterback. What's his name? Jim Hall? The Super Super. No one's going to expect him either. He's going to score. Did he play under your boy from the Jets? Yeah.

He's not throwing about points on the board. I think he came in and did well. I think he came in and did well. Yeah, JP. Who? Who? Here we go again. BYU.

Oh, y'all talking about BYU. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's what we started. Are you pumping or dumping Rams at Packers, the 39-and-a-half? Man, you know what? I'm not sure because is Matthew Stafford's going to play or a stintz ain't going to play? He's day to day with a UCL injury.

Oh. He ain't playing. Going on? Matthew Stafford, tough as nails. He might play. You see that right there? That's a UCL injury. Right there?

That's adversity. I live this every single day. I live that every single day. I know how UCL works. Man, I don't. Jesus, you know what? Golly. I'm going to dump.

Domp the game. Yeah. I don't mind that. Packers, man, they'd be letting me down. Yeah, they've led a lot of people. done. They let the whole state of Wisconsin down this year. This is the

lowest total the Rams have had all year, but they're still three and five versus spread. With Stafford being day-to-day with the UCL, I will also be dumping this game. I'm also going to dump this. Next segment we're going to go to is the underdog segment, dogs, dogs, dogs. We're going to sit here.

We're going to take a team that's a dog, and we're going to say this team is going to cover the spread or win the game based on what these gentlemen say. Gecko, we're going to start with you on your underdog of the week. Little teaser, little teaser, a little foreplay for the Monday night football game. My dog is going to be the Jets, and I'm going money line. I saw the vlog, the busts what the boys put out.

I saw the argument with Stephen. I saw the argument with Jack. I saw the comments going. People love the excitement. When you take somebody who is not favored in the game and choose them for the money line, they make it a little bit more exciting, you risk a little bit more. You're not living a boring life. You're living like, hey, when they score and they win,

let's get off the couch and hug and high five. and celebrate. Jets, money line against the Chargers, Monday night football. I really like that pick. Mule. Rams, money line, baby. Okay, okay.

Love that. Yeah, rounds, money line. I don't give a fuck. Which quarterback start? They're going to be better than love. Love's dead. You're saying Love's dead. I ain't say he's dead.

I'm just not playing to the level. I don't think love is the guy. Yeah, I just don't think love is the guy. Love's dead in the Packers. He's not dead. I'm not going to say Dad. I'm just going to say it seems like Love is not the guy for the Green Bay Packers. He started up well.

Right now or I. After this year, did they move on from him? Ooh. They probably draft. I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm saying this year, right here and now, I don't think Love is the guy that they thought he would be drafting him in the first round. I think internally, Packers, they're a well-run organization.

They're never going to throw them to the wolves. But I think internally, behind closed doors, they're trying to figure out what they can do. Because if you can't score, if you're just, you're a good. you're in love and you can't score on the scripted plays in the first half, I think you're struggling, right? You need this quarterback to bail you out at some point. He's not doing it. That first 10 to 15.

That's why I think he's not the guy. And Lafleur does a great job of scouting. Yeah, he does. Scouting those first 10 to 15 plays. I'm going to go Giants. I know the boys have done money a lot. I'm going to go Giants plus two and a half versus the Raiders. The Raiders are in shambles.

David Ziegler, our hero has been fired. McDaniel's been fired. We just don't know what's going to happen with that franchise right now. They have studs. But when you're getting Devante Adams one catch per game, he's one of the best one for 27. Yeah, one for 27. That is just crazy.

Interim head coach, Antonio Pierce, linebacker, Giants. He was a stud. He fires me up. He's a head man now. And he's playing against his Giants. He played that much. Are you going plus two and a half or are you going Giants money lines? He's going to plus two and a half.

You don't like that? Just is still good. I don't think it's, the GMNA head coach just got fired and you're taking the underdog with the points. It's two and a half. Go money, money, get excited. Make it frisky out there. Okay. I like that.

I like that. Giants plus two and a half. We're going to take a quick time to make a quick time. When we come back, we're going to talk Monday night football right after these messages. Hey, you, you there? Did you know that it's Friday, right? With superior selections of whistle picks quality whiskey that was created deep in the hills of Shore in Vermont, there's a little something for everyone to kick off your weekend of football.

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Who you got this week? Jets, Money Line. I took them as the dog. I took the Money Line, so I'm going to do it in this one. Morsted, the punter. Like, player of the week last week. He punted like 80 times. Put them all, like, inside the 10.

They struggled to score points last week. However, I like them. If they're going to beat the Chargers, which I think they do, they are going to have to score some points. They're going to have to put at least 25 on the board. I like for that to happen. I think the defense shows up like they always do.

However, I do think Herbert, they get busy a little bit, but not enough to win the game. I like the Jets. Money line and the over 41.5 Monday night football. You can lock that shit in. I love the passion in that voice. Mule. History lesson.

History lesson, baby. dated back Let's go back to 1956 I don't even think the Chargers was around I don't think they were Let us know Go ahead

They put some gems on this They didn't play 38 times Just winning 14 Chargers winning 23 gangs So you know I'm going Chargers Minus 3 and I'm taking the under

Damn What a wild pick right there So you don't think it's going to be close You think they're blowing them out Because the Jets can't score points like that Yeah, the Jets can't score So you're going to say the Chargers are going to win in a big way Yeah

So put it to... Under, I said under Oh, you're taking the under Yes My fault, my fault, my fault, my fault, my fault, my fault You took the over. Yeah, I know, yeah I think, because I'm saying the Jets score

I also think the Chargers do the thing I think that's... But that's what I'm saying you think it's going to be a blowout because you think it's going to be like 30 to a 7 Still an under Right, that's what I'm saying You think it's going to be a blowout

I don't think it's going to be a blowout Okay I'm going to take the Jets I love the history lesson that the meal gave I'm going to take the Jets in this situation I think the Jets defense is just too good they're a team that seems like they have a glimmer of hope

with Aaron Rogers possibly coming back in December which would be the most wild shit of all time and I'm also going to take the under because of the Jets defense and Justin Herbert being so up and down right now are we good? Yeah, solid show, yeah?

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and telling your friends about the show, making it the greatest gambling show in recent history. Have an absolute day. Welcome back to another Penny Slips Parley. last week, another L, unfortunately. But like we always say, the past does not matter. It's all about the present. That is why it is called a gift.

And we are officially in the holiday season. It is November and the gift of money will be spread out everywhere for the next two months. Last week was the tough one with the halftime, full-time parlayes. I think a lot of us probably got screwed. but this week I'm going with a Sunday night football parlay and it will be Bill's first bangles

but what I'm rocking with is Joe Burrow over one and a half touchdowns ever since Joe has been healthy which was probably week five he has always thrown more than one touchdown in every single game I will also be rocking Josh Allen over one and a half touchdowns

I believe his last six games he has thrown over one touchdown and to throw at it to round out that parlay. We're going to go Stefan Diggs anytime touchdown. The odds are not on, not out on it yet, but Diggs rarely goes back-to-back games without touchdowns. It's only happened one time this season.

And this Sunday night, he will show out prime time. So Joe Burrow over one and a half touchdowns, Josh Allen over one and a half touchdowns, and Stefan Diggs anytime touchdown. I'm going to do a little bit of the opposite. I'm going a full Thursday night slate parlay. Primetime parlayes. Prime time parlay. We're riding all Titans.

And we're starting out with over Will Levis' rushing yards at 10.5. Next, we'll be doing just a crispy Titans' money line. And the final third pick will be Derek Henry over 12.5 receiving yards. Those odds come out to plus 575. Titans appear to be back. And Will Levis rush yards,

the rookie QB, you know, they like to get out scramble a little bit. To the team parlay last week, We were gutted by the Chiefs. This week we will not be because we left them off. First leg of the team parlay is Rams' money line. The second leg is going to go into the Saints, mine line. Third leg, Brown's Money Line. And the fourth leg, Ravens.

No, no, no. We're going Ravens minus five and a half. Ravens at home. You take that parlay, it's going to be plus 644. Really good odds on that. I think this is the week when the team parlay finally hits. We've been getting screwed with. weekend and week out with these random little food games.

This is the week, four legs, ride or die. And next, our Rock'em, Sockham, Pickham game. We've been waiting on this for so long because we're finally getting the team colors involved. We got the Chiefs versus the Dolphins. And what better way to find out who's going to win than putting them in the ring? Good luck.

Post, we're going to go in and slow it down, and we're going to give you the answer right here. It's going to be a tough battle for said team. I see why it ends that way. Yeah, I do too. So I'm impressed by that. Once again, this is our biggest game that is involved the Rockham Socom and Pickham Parlay of the week. So super excited to watch the Chiefs.

First of Miami Dolphins. Before we run out of here, I've got one last full slate parlay that I'm just going to rattle off for you. Zero risk, all reward parlay. The full slate parlay, starting out with Titans plus three. Chiefs money line Ravens minus six Browns money line Falcons money line

Saints money line Commanders plus three Buccaneers money line Rams money line Colts minus two and a half Eagles money line Giants money line Bill's money line

And to cap it off on Monday night We have Chargers minus three Those odds sit at a staggering 370,812 I'm I don't like use the word lock, but this might be the situation. If we're not going to use the word lock, let's use the word bargain.

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