Bussin' With The Boys - Josh Allen, Aaron Rodgers, Derek Carr & Kirk Cousins Are All Going Off

Episode Date: September 16, 2022

Recorded: September 15, 2022 | Payoff Willy is back for week 2 and he's bringing the JUICE. Last week we had a subpar performance but worrying about the past gets you nowhere in life. There's a brand new slate of games this week and the boys are feeling good. Enjoy the vibes and be sure to leave a comment, leave a review, or give a rating! NCAA bets NFL bets Bet the boys parlay The Guy Bet The Bus lock of the week Back of the Bus bets ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.comFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to another episode of Bet the Bus. I'm your host, Willow Willey, AKA Payoff Willie, aka Willie Bags, aka Willie Dime, whatever you want to call me, Year 10. We're here, in the words of Jack McPherson, if we're not back, we're fucking here, boys. I woke up stiffer than an ironing board because there's one thing on my mind, and that's G-B-O-T. Get Back on Track Week. This is a podcast of fucking accountability.

This is a show of accountability. Number one, shut up Arsenal Sportsbook, great partners of ours for powering this episode. But back to what I was saying, this is a podcast, a show of accountability. Accountability and optimism, not excuses and being a pussy. We lost quite a bit last week. However, but the bus, I want to say we might have came out even based on all the picks of the show. I was like, what, three and six. The guy was two and two because of a fucking backdoor comeback by the Detroit Lions.

I think we all lost the Denver game. We were all bamboozled about Gino Smith out there. Fucking he wrote us. Nobody wrote him back or whatever he said. They wrote me off. I ain't right back, though. That's the problem. I ain't right back.

Let's go. Before we get this show started, I want to introduce a prayer. I think we all can use... Hang on, let me get this thing lit back up. I think we can all use a little gambling prayer in our lives. And this is called the Serenity Gambler's Prayer. You just take a moment. I'll lead us through it.

Dear Lord, grant us the serenity to accept the results we cannot change, the courage to make the bets that we can, and the wisdom to know that it does not matter. For that is the kingdom, the power, the barso sports book, glory, all yours forever. Amen, boys. Amen. All right. All the losses we had. We're fucking winners. No matter what, at the end of the day, we can lose.

But winners, what winners do is even though you lose, you don't learn the lesson. What the hell did you just say? Or you don't. Even though you lose, don't lose the lesson. That's what it fucking is. Don't lose the lesson. There were a lot of lessons learned. I think, number one, when I look back on it, I overcomplicated things for myself personally.

Not everybody who followed just the bet the bus picks. But me individually, I think I went a total of like, I don't know, like five and like 20 something. I lost a lot. But great gamblers keep it simple. I didn't keep it simple. The question you got to ask yourself, do you own your board or does your board own you?

And my dumb ass is walking down, seeing the board and I felt like a motherfucker walking in the cereal aisle in Walmart, didn't know what to do. There's a lot of new things, a lot of new flashy toys and lights, this cereal, that cereal, and I wanted to bet all of it. And that is where I think I lost.

And I'm going to tighten it up because winners, figure that shit out. They reel it in. They learn how to the kiss method. The kiss method. Keep it simple stupid. And that's what we're going to do for you guys this week. It's going to be the same layout. I'm going to go over a few NCAA games. I'm going to go over a few NFL games. We're going to have the bet the boys parlay of the week. We're going to call our guy. He's going to chime in once again. He went two and two last week. I know he's itching to go four or five and four or five and oh this week. And then we're going to do the bet the bus lock of the week. So without further ado, JP, please do us the honor and kick off the NCAA card.

Slate. Whatever. First up, Fresno State versus USC. What we got, Willie. All right. So I love what Lincoln Riley is doing at USC. I think USC is all the way fucking back. I think they have won two games out of the gate to where they're hearing the noise a little bit.

and this could be considered like a little bit of a trap game. Maybe they're not thinking of Fresno State. However, I think Lincoln Riley is fully on top of this. I love USC minus 12 and a half. What's the over? 74 and a half. That's way too high for my comfort. Again, keep it simple. I'm not going to get wowed by all the fucking flashing lights going on and bet everything. I'm going to keep it simple. And I like USC minus 12 and a half. Fun fact, the Fresno State quarterback. What's this name? Jake Hainer? Yeah. Hiner? Jake Hainer, he wanted to go to USC growing up. He's

pretty salty that he did not get offered by USC. So here's his chance. He'll get to go out. Where are they at? Are they at the Coliseum? He'll be at the Coliseum and he'll get to get his ass with by the Trojans. So I like USC minus 12 and a half. Yes, sir. Next up,

we got Michigan State at Washington. See if the Big Ten can pull one out. Big Ten was hurting last week. Hurting. I think a bright spot is Michigan State. I think when you look at Washington and Michigan State, both teams came out of the gate.

I think they beat the fuck out of both of their home openers, or both of their opening games. However, Washington is beating the shit out of a little fucking D3 schools. Nobody important. Who is in Portland State and Kent State? And who's Michigan? Who did Michigan State beat? Because Michigan State beating by a combined what?

Michigan State beating by combined 87 to 13 their first few games. 87 to 13 over who? What two teams? We got Akron and Western Michigan. Western Michigan. The sister school to Max Crosby. Shout out the boy, Max Crosby. Those are decent ball clubs. Fucking Portland State and Ken State, they are just getting fucked all year long. I like Michigan State at Washington. Washington is one of the loudest fucking places to play. It's built straight up. Their tailgates on the water is phenomenal. but I like Michigan State because I love coach Mel Tucker. Him coming from the Sabin Tree, he's had a couple of years with them.

Their linebacker coach and special teams coordinator, I believe, was my linebacker's coach in Nebraska. Super nerd. He's going to have those boys dialed in the cornees of jokes, but he has everybody locked in on the details. I like Michigan State continuing to play good defense against this Washington offense and beating them at Washington. And the spreads minus three and a half. Michigan State's rank. 11 in the country. And they know they're going to

Washington. They know that it's like, hey, we got to respect the game. These guys can score points. They got to tighten up. I think Coach Tucker's going to do that. I think they're going to beat Washington is fairly easy. And that minus three and a half is like fucking what is it, Gary? Just here's what, here's what, here's what

Michigan State's doing going on to Washington with this three and a half spread. You're going to open the safe. You hear the little clip. You open it up. You take all the fucking money and you throw in the fucking air. Bet the bus. on that, boys. Hey, next, we got the game that everybody has their eyes on this week. Oklahoma versus Nebraska.

How we feel. You know, I think one thing I learned last week was that there's no room for loyalty when it comes to this gambling game. And I am a sucker when it comes to being just a loyal fucking dog to Nebraska, the Titans, the Raiders, the commanders. If I fucking have shaken your hand and I feel like you're a friend of mine and you play on a football team, I'm probably rooting for you and betting on you. With that said, I love the fucking Nebraska game this weekend. I like Nebraska plus 10.

It's Nebraska versus the fucking world this weekend because what I'm telling you is I like us with the points. I like us plus 10. However, I think we got a shot the, what? Plus 11. That's even better, boys. Plus 11. Nebraska plus 11. I like us to even win this fucking game.

I think Oklahoma's not even thinking about us. Scott Frost just got fired. We are down as bad as the perception out there, not the internal, not the in-house communication, but the perception out there is that we are the most down bad team of all time in the country. However, I think that plays into our hands. Oklahoma, they're not fucking thinking about us.

It's a fucking trap game. Let's hope these boys don't listen to this show as they're traveling to Lincoln today on this beautiful Friday morning. But I like this to be a trap game. I think Nebraska, the vibes are going to be fucking up because it's Nebraska versus everybody. Nobody's expecting us to fucking win. And when we do, we better storm the fucking field and flip everybody off because not only is Nebraska going to beat the Sooners, but Husker Nation is beating the fuck out of everybody out there who's doubted us. Nebraska plus 11.

I love that we keep the emotions out of it. Let's move to the NFL where we got Joe Burrow taking on the Cowboys at Dallas. Before we get into this NFL slate, boys, make sure if you're watching right now, however you're consuming us, leave some comments, subscribe to the boys, leave the highest of vibes in the comments. Maybe if you have some negativity. If you want to fade me every fucking bet that I make, go ahead and say that because everything is welcome because I know we're about to prove motherfuckers wrong this weekend. I just went off on a little tangent and remind me what the game is. Bengals at Dallas? Yes, sir.

What's the spread here? The spread is seven. Okay, so the spread of state consists. I think it was like six and a half, but I guess it's only moved. Like, I have a point. I like the Bengals. I like the Bengals money line 100%, like 1,000%. I'm obsessed with the money line.

However, if we're trying to make a little bit more, you see that minus seven. I think Dallas has no offense. They don't have Dak Prescott. They fucking still don't have Amari Cooper and everybody. They traded away last year. Randy Gregory, who was out there in the Bronco game. Shout out Randy Gregory. No free shout-out to my guy.

Actually, all the free shout-outs because he's a boy. getting a turnover in the Seattle game. But they didn't make any adjustments, as everybody said. I think it showed versus Tampa Bay last week. That was our bet the bus game of the week lock of the week we're want to know there. Without that Prescott, I truly don't know how they score points. I mean, yeah, I guess feed Zeke. But all you guys do stack the box,

I think the Bengals, especially losing an emotional game at home against the Steelers, I like them to beat the dog living shit out of Dallas at Dallas in Jerry's World. Yeah, sir. Next we got Vikings at Philly, a little underdog pick here. But what's Kirk going to do to him? So Captain Kirk, man, you saw him buttoned down, looking like a father who just mowed his lawn, proud, looking at the shrubs. I think I need a little, do a little bit more here, clean it up, a little bit more on the edges. Dude, I think Kirk is, and listen, you don't have to be elite to be disrespected. But I think Kirk is one of the most underrated, disrespected, quarterbacks in the NFL. Some stories, they do tie together and they are justified. However, again, I said this last week. I love Kevin O'Connell, getting paired back up with Kirk Cousins in Minnesota. I've said it on busting with the boys that they're going to be Kings of the North

at the end of the season over Green Bay. Last week, again, Justin Jefferson is the Black Cooper Cup in that system with Kevin O'Connell. And my man went fucking off. You got Justin Jefferson. I know there's more than just a few guys on the field. Justin Jefferson, Davon Cook, they have the running game. They have the brains with O'Connell running that thing. I just, I know the vibes are up in Minnesota right now. I love them going into Philly. Now, Philly's a good football team.

They put up 30 whatever on Detroit, and Detroit ended up coming back. They have the weapons, for sure. I think in a primetime game, we're going to get to see what the Vikings are all about. I'm sticking with the Vikings. I love them plus two and a half. You want to play it safer? Actually, no, it's not safer. You want to get a little bit more in that safe, boys?

I like them for the money line. Vikings over Philly in Philadelphia in a hostile environment. The vibes are going to be. I wish we could be there, boys, because Eagles are off to a good start. That fan base is electric. Again, I like the Vikings prime time. Another interesting game we got is the Patriots at the Steelers. Okay, this one.

Yeah, this one, I've been going back and forth on. I've liked the Steelers initially. Now I've wavered a little bit to the Patriots. It's like, what are they trying to fucking do with this with this minus two spread? The Patriots did not look that great last week. They moved the ball better than people were predicting coming out of preseason because you know Belichick and that ship, they always get it right. They got their three team keys on offense.

They got their three team keys on defense. And they got their three team keys on special teams. And they're always dialed in on that shit. Naji, he's a little banged up. I'm assuming he's playing in this game. If Naji is playing in this game, I like the Steelers. I like the Steelers because it's what? It's Steelers plus two, right?

Because you got the spread. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I like the Steelers plus two in this game. Do you want to even play to – again, you want to get out there a little bit more. The Steelers are at home. They just won a huge game, divisional. I like the Steelers.

Not only plus two, I like Steelers in the Money Line as well. Last one. No, no, no, no. That's the, we're going to say. We're going to call the guy here in the second. We're going to go over the bet the boys parlay. The bet the boys parlay this week, where it gets difficult for us.

We want to take all the guys on the roster and figure out their props. What's hard is a lot of the prop bets individually don't come out until the day of the game because the injuries, it can move the line and everything else. So what I'm going to be doing personally is I'm going to be bringing you guys another little parlay day of the game.

Selfie video, you can follow me on Twitter. You can follow me on Instagram at underscore Will Compton to get those. But the bet the boys parlay, because quarterbacks usually come out earlier than everybody else. Our move this weekend, four quarterbacks, Kurt Cousins, Derek Carr, Aaron Rogers, Josh Allen. I hate throwing a bet out there that's going to go against the boys in the two-tone blue. However, Josh Allen is an absolute weapon with fucking other weapons surrounding him.

They scored, what did they win last week? 31-10, they scored 31 points with like four or five turnovers. I mean, they're, holy fuck. I like all of those quarterbacks, Kurt Cousins, Derek Carr, Aaron Rogers, and Josh, We're going to have four quarterbacks on a bet the boys parlay over one and a half TDs for all of them. I think they're all going to go for two tugs in all their respective games. And I like that bet the boys parlay that's going to put a little, that's going to help us all get paid and get laid. Do we want to call the guy?

Let's call the guy. We want to chime in the guy. It's my favorite part, dude. Here we go, boys. And again, as we're waiting for this, go ahead and leave a little comment. How do you guys feel about the shows or anything we should do differently? Um, I almost called you, JP. All right, here we go.

Oh, I got to wear the headset. Yeah, you see that it's right there on. Do you hear me? I hear you a little bit. All right, brother. You're live. Please bless us. I already went over the fact that you went two and two.

We had a little fucking backdoor brigade by the Lions. I think we were all a little bamboozled by the Denver Bronco game. Um, but you have the floor, brother. I mean, Willie, when you fumble twice at the one-yard line that hasn't happened in 19 years, I mean, come on, you're up 17 in the 4th, Philly, you get back door, whatever, we're two and two. No blood drawn at all. This week, five games I loved. As the Tampa, Bences, in a long time last week, they're going to go into New Orleans,

they're going to spank James Winston and the fellas. We move on to the Baltimore Ravens. Lamar Jackson's playing his hometown team The Dolphins You remember the last time Lamar played those guys Blew him out of the water Dolphins operated Baltimore doesn't lose at home

Crush with the Ravens Now Willie I know you live in Nashville And you're not going to like this pick But the Titans Receivers and their back end quarterback positions Just don't have enough for the Buffalo bills

Hammer the bills They had four turnovers last week At 1 by 21 It's going to be a blowout in Buffalo home opener up there. I'm taking the bills. Let's move on to the race, one of Willie's old squads.

I don't know if you heard this, but DeVante Adams said, his grandmother is attending his first, her first game this week. Now hammer the Raiders. Hammer every over prop Devonte Adams has that you can find out there

in the world right now. We're going Raiders today. Moving on real quickly. I got to get off the phone. We got to make this quick. Bankles. traveling with the Cowboys, it's going to be a route.

Joe Burrow took a bad loss last week. He's going into D-town. I don't know why this spreads 7, 7.7.5. It's going to be 44 to 10. Jerry's world are going to be 0 and 2. It's going to be ugly for those guys. A lot of favorites this week. Just like last week,

I love all my picks, Willie. Is there any of them that you like more than the other? Motherfucker just hangs up. Dude, there's one game in particular that I absolutely loved, and that brings us to, hang on. We got to see if we're still lit, boys. because we got to keep the vibes up. You know my throw game's crazy.

All right. The bet the bust game of the league, game of the week, the lock of the week. And it actually, the guy actually said it. And again, I know you want to leave loyalty out of this game, but I could not love the Cardinals going to the Raiders more. The spread of six, I love the Raiders, and for the exact reason he said. I don't know if you guys saw the Presser.

If you could run a short clip, if we could, I don't know if we can, but we can run a short clip of Devante Adams talking about the excitement of his family coming into town. My man is on cloud nine. Yeah, and they're coming. They're coming to the game. So I'm excited by sorry. I'm super excited.

And again, they lost a tough game last week. The Raiders lost by five points to, or wait, was it five or six points? I believe five. Either way, they lost by a few points to the fucking Chargers who's a good football team with five turnovers. Car didn't have a. preseason game. And it looked like it. It showed. I think he fumbled a few times or threw three

picks and fumbled twice. It's like one of those ratios. But that is why I love the Raiders this week. I think they're going to tighten that shit up real quick, especially with Coach McDaniels again at the helm. I love not only Derek Carr and the Raiders, Devante Adams, all the boys going off. I also, like I said, I love the prop bet of Derek Carr going for at least two tugs. My man's going to tighten it up. I was texting with him the other night. All I did, I sent him the gift of him with that fucking with that little stern look. We're just sitting on the sideline like this. I just sent him that.

And then we laughed on a couple things, but my guy's going to be ready to go. This is the bet the bus lock of the week again. We're undefeated right now. I like this to take us to 2 and 0, and that, I think that does it, boys. What time frame are we at? 20 minutes and like 30 seconds.

If we can go real quick, another thing I would love to throw in here and keep it quick, Do not be long-winded, brother. The back of the bus picks of the week, you guys can have one individual game. NFL, it doesn't fucking matter. What is one game that each of you love

because you guys are looking like a prison you are in the back? I think you guys need to get yourself a pick in there. You want to make the most money this weekend? South Carolina's covering the spread against Georgia. Oh, my God. Hang on, hang on, hang on. What's the spread?

I think we're at 22. You like South Carolina covering the spread against Georgia? Yeah, money line is Georgia minus 10,000. So we've been disrespected and we will answer. Gardner Minsh, you talk to us, brother. That's wild. We'll see

how that pays off. I'm in the NFL. Bucks had a good, good first week. I'm going with Bucks' money line. They play the Saints. They're one in five against the Saints in the last, I believe, four seasons in total, but the Saints are 0 and 5

in the last five seasons in week two. Alvin Camer is battling a rib injury. So I think the buck's going to come out, lay some wood, drop the hammer on the money line, and that's what I got, Buck's money line. Gee, talk to him, baby. We're going to switch it up. We're going to head to the PLL Sunday, 3 p.m. on ABC. No freak shout-out. PLL is the premier lacrosse league. And because we're with the Barstall sports book, we're going to ride the water dogs this weekend. Shout out the boys. They got a guy Michael Sowers, who's an absolute freak. We're going to take the money line and I like the over. It's a championship game boys are going to be firing off.

Back of the bus picks of the week, lock them in. I do not know if I advise for you to lock in that South Carolina by JP. He's a loyal dog. He's emotional in this game. However, what I need you all to do is look at the Barstil Sportsbook and say, may God have mercy on your soul because we won't. Let's fucking go, boy, subscribe, review, like, do all the fun shit. Get us out there. Let's get the views up. Let's hack the algorithms. Hey guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what?

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Just listen. We don't care. where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week my guest, S&L's

Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever

you get your podcasts. Why are we all so obsessed with romance? On the Radio 831 podcast, join us, Sanjana Basker and Tyler McCall, as we unpack all the trending tropes, fuzzy adaptations, book talk drama, and celebrity love stories with hot takes and sharp guests. Each episode digs into what these stories reveal

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