Bussin' With The Boys - Josh Wolf

Episode Date: May 12, 2021

Recorded: May 10, 2021 | Get ready for almost 2 hours of laughs with the boy Josh Wolf! The Boys start off by answering some of Josh's football questions, and it doesn't take long for everybody on the bus to realize that his laugh is going to be the star of the pod. Next, the 3 jump into a debate about which is harder to win: a Super Bowl or an NBA Finals? We all know it wouldn't be a true BWTB pod without a little bit of dick talk. The 3 open up about their preferred methods of self-pleasure and their introductions to the world of pornography. Then, Josh talks about what has to happen before he will tell a joke on stage, how he loved to put his kids in the trunk of his car, and what it's like being friends with Bill Burr. Moving on, Josh and The Boys discuss cancel culture, how important it is to give people a chance to learn and change, and why we need to recognize the cultural differences that make us all unique. Finally, not a fan of ads? This episode may change your mind. The Boys turned out a few reads that could live in the Ad Read Hall of Fame, so don't skip 'em. You won't regret it. ----- BUSSIN' MAIL: Send a video to The Boys! bit.ly/BussinMail ----- EARN YOUR WOLF: Want to be featured on our Instagram Story? Screenshot this episode, tag @bussinwtb, and share it to your Story. The Boys will take care of the rest... ----- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Chevy Silverado: The Strongest, Most Advanced Silverado Ever. Credit Karma: http://barstool.link/CreditKarmaBUSSIN Georgia Boots: http://barstool.link/GeorgiaBootsBUSSIN Sport Clips: Visit a SportClips near you for a haircut that exceeds the typical experience from start to finishFor more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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this motherfucker? And I think in college more than anything else. I don't know if you ever had that. Did it happen in college more? Yeah, I have a few guys come up and kind of like bow their chest out and stuff like that. And you're like, it just depends. headed to what year of college I was in. Early in the year, so it's probably end up in something.

Yeah. Towards the end, I had a little more to play for us. I was like, you know. Are you rolling, Alex? Get this peasant out of my face. We're rolling? Good deal. I feel like this is like an obituary for a dog.

Do you like, we're like in loving memory. When I sat down, I was like, my first thought I knew it was wrong, but is she dead? Yeah. I don't know. This is my dog Akira. It's not my dog, it's my wife's dog. I inherited her when I started. It was a big win for me.

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Good. Thank God we covered those stickers. Oh, man. Yeah, man. It is, when you does have that little gassy vibe when you kind of go near the shed, doesn't it? When you pull up in the shed and all you hear is a generator, you're like some, oh, this is not going to be good. Really? Yeah. Is that like an antenna that pops up now or something?

No. You see the busted couch by the chair? Yeah. There's some busted couches. There's a bunch of guys playing cards. It's kind of fucked up. Are we in the right place?

Is this okay? I am getting it canceled, dude. I already brought the worst out in me. Dude's got the metal barrel and the fires going and they're just kind of singing around the fire. Drinking together. This we just want you to take a quick shower. Damn it.

That's tough, ma'am. Yeah, man. First of all, I love your pot. Thank you. Thank you. That means a lot. How did you, are you the only active players? Was.

Love that. Love that alley, you want to slam it home? Well, now that you brought it up. Yeah. When we first started this whole thing, we were the only active, I think, football, I might go as far to say as like the, you know, the big four. J.J. Reddick. Yeah. We were the only non-team.

Yeah. Like on our own. Like we did it independently on our own. And now I think there's like Half a dozen guys, I feel like. Courtney Twins have one. Yep, big trust levels. Trust levels.

With Cameron Jordan and Mark Ingram. Yeah. I know there's a couple guys. Lane Johnson does his. It's like an Instagram thing. Outside the line. Outside the line. Outside the lane.

But there's a handful of guys that really come on. And this is one thing that is definitely like a taboo thing, especially for offense line. That's what I play. I play office line in case you know nothing about it. You're not playing cornerback? I wish I wish I could. He's feet.

Let me tell you about my injury. Before then, I probably could have played. As offensive linemen, when you get to college, they're like, hey, you know, you've seen, you know, seen not heard. That's kind of the whole thing. You're kind of put in this box, and then you get to the NFL. It's definitely that. As you get older, you can say a little bit more because, you know, now you're a vet. And I think, you know, this is a cool opportunity for us.

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And that is all. Let's get to the episode. I love it. Josh, welcome to the podcast. Thank you, man. Thank you for having me. I have an offensive line question. Go ahead.

Yeah, get your questions. What I've always wanted to know. Yeah. This is going to sound... We'll go question for question. Okay. This is going to sound stupid. Offensive linemen, it seems like that position requires a little more intelligence than maybe some other positions in the field.

Because you have to hear the calls happen. They change on the line. And you have to work in concert with four other dudes, right? Yeah. Do you like... This is a great walk-up while he's holding a drink in a bar and ask just... Yeah. But you know what I mean?

Let me ask you something. It feels like... Yeah, let me step away from my friends. What are you doing? Hey, so does it all right. Let's do with my friends that I haven't seen a month. Go ahead. Yeah, I'm trying to find some pussy.

Go ahead and out to you. What's your offensive line question? Fuck. It seems like the intelligence. But those guys, it seems like you got to figure, like, so for me, is it less about just like the interview? Because the Chiefs, they signed two all-world dudes, right? But they've never played together.

So is it more important for you to be smart? and have an idea of who you're playing with and to be cohesive like that, or are you going to be able to drop two all pros in, and that's going to be great no matter what. Well, pros will be pros. That's what they're going to say in the NFL. Like, guys are definitely in a,

if you're an all-pro big-time guy, then you're going to be able to go in and function based on who you're with. Now you have to start learning, okay, what are the guy playing next to me? What are his strengths? What are his weaknesses? And how do we work together

to make sure that is all like, you know, you play your best together come fall. Right. When it comes to the intelligence factor, there's a level. Now, I'm not splitting Adams. You know what I'm saying? Like, I need to know a level, a couple of things,

every play based on where these guys are at. And if they shift or do something, then I know something's different. And it's kind of just being on your toes. You're just taking a test. And you get to study all week. So all five of us, like we all, if we're all wrong, we're all right.

Like, Ben, who's our center, makes a call. And it's the wrong call. Well, we're going to make our calls based off that call. Are you okay? Yeah, keep going. All right. We're going to make our calls based off that call. Right.

And so if he's wrong, well, we're still going to be right, because we're going to be blocking in a certain scheme together. I think you can plug and play guys. I think I've had like, you know, half a dozen guards with me in my career. And I know that our line until recently was kind of a, you know, a revolving door of people. You know, the first couple of years it was like, it seemed like a whole new line every single year I was there. So there are, it is, it's a, you have to be more intelligent to play the position. But the farther you go in, the more intelligent you have to be like Ben Jones or center.

he's got to know everything he's got to know where everyone's at what everyone's doing is that underrated do people not understand how difficult that position is playing center yeah well i think people don't understand how difficult football is in general especially if you'll look at twitter and all that stuff it's like you know oh hey just get in the way of the guy it's like well it doesn't work like that and it's moving i will tell you the first time i realized how fast everyone was i was telling will i traveled with cable lay a cable guy for a while yeah went down the sidelines and i remember going down and watching some nebraska games on the sidelines loved up blue car Call me to her. Love it. Amazing.

First of all, it was during the years when Adama Kinsu was literally holding up two offensive linemen, one in each arm. Yeah. Trying to decide where he was a monster, dude. He was a monster. It was crazy to watch him move human beings. Yeah. Like, pick him up with one hand and be like, yeah, I need to go this way now.

Yeah. But I just didn't realize this. It's like hockey. You don't realize how fast those dudes are moving until you go to the game and you sit down by the ice and you're like, oh, these are some big. Constant movement with big collisions. Huge. Yeah.

When they hit each other on the boards, that is massive. So I didn't realize how quickly. So when decisions are being made in football and people are like, well, how do you not hit that hole? Yeah. Because it happened like that. Right. Yes, that is a big thing. And the cool thing, like when you went to Nebraska games in college, you've been to a few games.

You were at the spring game, but we can go, right? You go to college and you can tell who's a dude and who's not. In the NFL, everyone's really fast. You know, guys have their strengths and weaknesses. There are guys that stand out. but in college it's like you can see who's going to next level be like okay he's a fucking stunt

yeah I know he's a stunt right and you don't got to know the game at all to know that you know you get to the NFL it's kind of hard to figure out who's you know really the dude you can figure out who the dudes are when those but in the mix like who's the upper echelon who's the lower like you can't really tell

because the the skill level is so close but it's when the it's when the freaks of the freaks yeah when somebody sticks out amongst the freak athletes like when you when I used to watch Dion Sanders. I'm like, he's faster than all of the freaks.

Yeah. Like that is a next level of what's happening. You brought up Kansas City, Tyriekill. You watch him playing. You're like, holy shit, dude. Or when D.K. Metcalf chases down Boudabaker. Oh, did you see him running the Olympic trials, though? He just told me.

Yeah. He ran a what? 10, 3.6. Yeah. I think at a 10. Yeah. I mean, you know, I'm saying like, did you see him interviewing with the guy next to him? No, I didn't.

The size difference is insane, bro. You watch, I saw the video, I think, last night, or maybe this morning, him running, it's like, okay, that's the football player. That is true. Everybody else, dude. It's kind of, it's crazy. I saw another thing, too, not to keep bouncing around, but someone brought up football players and basketball players. Like, someone said basketball players are just as strong as football players. Just as strong.

Just as strong. So, I don't know who said that, Alex. If you can find that, let me know. It's false. We need a body bag. It's right. It is the dumbest thing. The workouts are completely different.

The skill set is completely different. It's just absurd. There's an argument going on which is harder to win an NBA championship or an NFL Super Bowl. It's got to be a Super Bowl. Got to be. Because you're doing one and duns. So you have one bad game and your season is over. Yeah.

And so that doesn't happen in basketball. Also in basketball, you can have the one player who's better than everybody else. Yep. And he can win a series for you. In football, you can have the one. one guy. Yeah. And it doesn't matter.

Yeah. And in football, it's all about, like, getting to the tournament. Yeah. Like, if you get it,

no matter how you get in, wild card or not, the saying is always like, hey, we got in. Like, let's see what you do it. Hey, you got to win four games. Yeah.

And the NBA, you see the bracket there, Western Conference, Eastern Conference. You kind of know who's going to be in, like, the final four, the championship. There's no guessing.

You know what I mean? The eighth seed's never going to win it. Six seats, seven seed, whatever, they're never going to win it. In the NFL, like, anybody can win. And you got to count on all different variables. It's everybody working.

Yeah. I mean, you had 11 guys in the field at one time. And they're constantly calling out personnel. Different guys are going in and out off the field. And basketball, it's five dudes. So I know that it's a whole different argument to argue five guys need to play better. But like if you have 11 guys constantly every play and dudes are switching out, like three, four dudes are switching out every play. Right.

And to have that cohesiveness to be able to go do X, Y, and Z. And I don't think they have, like you can only do so. Now, listen, this is coming from somebody who's not very smart in the basketball world. Yeah. But you can only do so much on the court. You know what I mean? Well, what do you mean? Running zone, running man.

Like, shift and mix it up a little bit. But in football, like, you can come out with some game plans that kind of, there's more strategy involved. But I think what you're bringing up, one person changes everything. One person can win a game. Yeah. LeBron James. Yeah. Can win a game.

Take over. Yeah. But you could put, you put whoever you consider to be Aaron Donald. Yeah. We got to stop yet. Go ahead, Taylor. Credit karma. This is a tough one.

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So I guess I shouldn't have came at you so hard for the sock. Yeah, I mean, because you know how much? The socks seems smarter than messing up what you're wearing. Yes. You know? You'd think so. But at 11, it's like, I just got to get this thing done. Yeah, 11.

Three, four more times today. You know what I'm saying? This is just. At 11, you've got somebody doing your laundry. Yeah, which is also kind of grosser. And like, thinking about it now, real gross. You would really hope, you know what I'm saying? It is tough, but at the same time, like, you think, obviously when you're young,

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Yeah, it wasn't the comfiest of. My favorite thing was when I asked him, I go, what's this? And he, he squinted at, Like he didn't know how to read all of a sudden He squinted at it He was like, tell him Tell him he got His voice like,

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know if I had like a go-to. For a little while he had on his computer, it was round and brown, which I, well, round and brown. How do you remember that? Defend yourself. Round and brown. And I don't know. A terrible sight?

No. Apparently. Round and brown. Listen, you know what? The fit girls. So many of my jokes are about him. Yeah. But he has such a good sense of humor about it.

Did, was there ever a time that you thought this is too much? There was a little bit. At one point, there was a story that he tells that everybody loves for obvious reasons because I look like an absolute ass in it. Sure. So I hated it for a little bit, but then somebody, David Ortiz told me it was his favorite joke. And I was like, hey, I don't care what you tell. Yeah. Go ahead and tell any joke you want.

Really? David Ortiz came out. That for me. Yeah. That for me was like, I was like, dude, you just got to own up to it. Everything's on the internet anyways. Like, just run with it. At least you have a father funny enough to tell the story.

Right. Not like an uncomfortable dad at a bar who's had like, or not a bar, like a barbecue. you too many drinks and then spurts out some shitty explanation. Yeah, my son watches porn now and here's why. Like, at least somebody's out there expressing it, hitting all the cues, getting it done right? Also, you know, my deal with him was this and my daughter too. My deal was, look, if you tell me when it's okay to tell the story. Yeah.

If you need a couple years, that's cool. But you tell me when it's okay. And so like there was a story recently that I hadn't told because his sister wouldn't let me. but recently, okay, so the first practical joke I ever played on these guys, and I'm a big practical joke guy, they played on themselves, but she felt so silly, she wouldn't let me tell it until recently. What happened was, they were young,

I was raising the three kids by myself at the time. I was single dad, and my kids were like eight, five, and three, right? Damn. And we were at Petco, and at the time, I made $1,100 a month. We lived in one room together. Double yikes. It was a, and so Petco for me was like a place where I, it was almost like my babysitter

because I couldn't afford a dog, but we could go hold them. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When we used to go to toy stores, I had them convinced. Look, you can play with any toy here, just unwrap it, but we can't buy any. They don't let you buy them here, but we can play with them. So we would run to the toy stores, and they would unwrap them, and we would play them. I would bring batteries and put them in the remote control.

You're lying. No, we did the whole fucking day. That is so awesome. I just didn't have the money. Our amusement park was the trunk of a car, so we would ride around. All three of us would get in the back of the trunk, and he would drive in circles in an empty parking lot, And we would roll in the back and you'd hear gink gink. I would drive over speed bumps and then the go-goon-goo.

It was hilarious. We never, we never bind an eye because it's what we just did for fun. We all loved it. I just didn't have any money to do. And it's what you knew. Yeah. And the times we did. And you're like protecting them from thinking.

Yeah. The one or two times we did Disneyland, it was great. But we always had more fun in the back of the fucking car. Like, it's all the old Disney went down. It was back of the car. It's got to be a Chevy, right. Yeah. It's got to be a Chevy.

Yeah. The truth is, is like, you find out that the only reason your kids, until they get older, right? We'll slower than most of us. So a lot of times the joke gets twice with him. Which joke is it laughing? A lot of times he laughs because everybody else is laughing and then he gets his, oh. Oh, that was good too. So we'll hear in a couple minutes to laugh again.

You kind of just kind of, hey, yeah, you're doing great. You know, fuck man. Yeah. Are you good? Yeah, yeah. You're fucking, Oh, that was fucking funny. Yeah, I know.

Just pet your dog? Like, motion to support animal? Okay, it's all right. Bring that one I, motherfucker. Yeah. Here's my favorite one I ever played on them. Because, look, at the end of the day, kids are dumb. I'm still dumb.

They're done. So you can play jokes on them. Fair. If you. So are adults. Look, man. You're not doing. As long as you're not doing things to harm them.

At the end of the day, they're going to look back and be like, that was funny. I'm sure when you look back on stories from your childhood, you don't remember how many times your mom or dad cut the crusts off your peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You remember that wild shit or that weird. That's the story you tell, right? Tell them all the time on this pod. Right. And so parents who take care to make sure nothing bad or nothing weird ever happens to their kids,

to me, you're fucking up their stories. Serial kids. Yeah. You're not raising the right kid. Yeah. You know what I did to them? So we were in Petco. And my daughter runs up to me, and she goes,

can I, I, I know you're going to say no to this, but I want to ask anyways. I go, okay. And she goes, can I have a cookie? And I said, I don't have any cookies. And she goes, no, can I have a Petco cookie? I go, show me, show me what you're talking about. So we walk over, right? And you know, they have those huge bins of dog treats.

And some of them look like chocolate chip cookies. Yeah. And I say, I go, show me. And she points at it. I go, you want that cookie? And she goes, yeah. And I said, okay. Yeah.

And so this dude is like, I ate my breakfast. He was three. I ate my breakfast. Can I have a cookie? I ate my breakfast. I'm like, you want that cookie? And he goes, yeah. And I go, okay.

And I turn to my eight year. I go, hey. And he just looks, he's looking at them. And he just talks out the side of his mouth to me. And he goes, that's dog food, right? And I go, yeah. And then I go, but you want a cookie? He goes, no.

And so they start to put him in their mouth. I go, hey, hey. Don't eat him in here. We've got to eat them in the car. Yeah. Because I don't mind being a bad parent in private, just not in public. Right. Public bad.

Yeah. Thanks to everybody else. Thanks to your guy. Don't have two kids. Yeah. And I will do whatever I want inside the house. But outside the house, I am all-star dad. You're the best.

You're the best. You're the best. Yeah. Do that. You get snacks in your bag. Yeah. You go everything. But at home, you're like, fed for yourselves.

Yes. Yeah. So you throw them out there. Throw them to the one-eyed dog. They throw them to the one-eyed dog. She does not do well with kids. We'll get to that. That dog, because here's the other thing.

This was a gift, so be nice. He's in the bus right now. The painting was a gift. The painting was a gift. Oh, no. I mean, but so it looks like his left nostril is also winking. She? She.

Sorry. Like, what? Well, it's a deviated septum through college. And also be careful, Jack, Jack's mom drew it, painted it. But her nose is really like that. So don't worry, Jack. Okay, okay. Is Kathy?

Does Kathy? is Kathy A. Is that what she does? She paints dogs. She's a painter. Uh-huh. That's not the end of the story right there. She's a painter.

What, Jack? The alarm went off. Oh, the alarm went off. Will you play the alarm, please? Well, who's got this one? Will does. This will be much better. I don't know, man.

This is where we kind of just sit here. You know? He'll do a lot better than I did. Reading's not a strong suit for me. I have to tell you, though. That read, though, that read, though, That's going to sell a lot of stuff. That's what I'm saying.

That's why I love it. I'm like, I'm like people are fucking. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, absolutely. You get that instant gratification. I think FDick owes you the money. Is that who I was in the money?

Yeah. A laugh. One smile equals a dollar. And I guarantee I at least got three smiles there. 100%. You know? You playing it? Hey, good job, Jack. Hey, we got an ad of me.

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Pretty sure it just puts a double chin on everyone, though. I have all those. That was a joke. Oh, did it say insert joke here? No, it says, Hey, it says, it says, in Prince's pretty sure it just puts a double chin on everyone, though. And then that's why I looked around. Yeah.

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Trying to, what he said, a little bitch shit? Like, kind of, yeah. You were answering like he was talking. Yeah, I was saying, well, I'm the guy listening to the ad right now. I'm the guy looking up NFTs, last episode joke, and fucking watching the episode and learn the ads. I am for sure going to see if it works on my pews. The way I've heard Taylor joke about himself with his beard and everything, when I'm

reading those points. I'm thinking like these are things Taylor's like mentioned so I'm sitting here reading them. Like man I hope he's good over there. Yeah. They're trying to hide the- Super insecure. But if I'm right, okay. I heard, I want to try to hide the sweet chin you just start talking. Use that product on

your pubs. Yeah. I'm going to use it on the pubs and then I'm going to more gray than your beard. I'm going to unleash them on your mom. I'm like, what do you think about my quarantine pubs? Dude, Jesus Christ. What, so you, you big, grow those things out guy? I'm gone to with that stuff. I want to see how it works. I wonder if that works down there.

If it needs sunlight to grow, you know, like photosynthesis. Or if it's okay in the dark in a swampy area. I think things grow in moisture. Yeah, bacteria grows in moisture. Bacteria and now I'm looking smart. Bacteria in a sweat, hot area. What a fucking idiot, dude. Oh, my God.

You can read, I guess. But what have you read? But what have you read? I mean, I think those are just general talking about it. He said this. How did I do that? He's like, you can do it. He just pick one or two and talk about it.

Like him. He said pause it and this gave you a question of what they are. Back to you've got this. Everyone heard it. God damn. Holy shit. Oh. Well, this has been one of my favorite podcast so far.

I'll be honest with you. 34 minutes of, dude. Even if the joke's not funny, your laugh is so infectious. I got to tell you, man. So for me, I, I like to have fun. I'm not apologetic for it. Why am I going to go somewhere and not have a good time?

Like I just don't understand that whole, I get one ride on this rock. You can say whatever the fuck you want to me. Nothing anybody says bothers me, bumps me, because I know I'm on my one ride. And when I go somewhere, I'm going to have a good time. That's it. I'm going to have a good fucking time.

That show you went to the other night? Yeah. Zanis. Yeah. You told the cookie joke, by the way. I told the cookie joke, right? You told the cookie. I'm surprised you remembered that.

You're shitfast. But, but like, so. Yeah, hey, he knows at the fucking bar afterwards. I was like, hey, Brad, we got to get out of here. Yeah. I was like, I was like, I need help. He ended up at the end, too. He's like, no, I'm way too fucked up.

We got to get out here. And I looked at Brad. I was like, hey, I need help. We got to go. You can't drink. Jelly roll is a tank, man. He was drinking on the, he drank half a fifth on our bus. He drank half a handle.

No, a fifth. A smaller. He drank. I'm telling you. Oh, you're telling me a story now. He drank half a handle of tequila at his video shoot. Straight out, right. It's outstanding.

Here you go, Bubba. Let's take some shots. And he's, yeah, he's got, he's got away with words. Yes, he does. When he calls you Bubba, you're like, well, I am a part of this, right? Yeah, yeah. You feel like I am in this. He's hanging you shots and they're like quadruples, bro.

So you never do the toss over the shoulder? No. I do that to people. I should have, but no, I didn't. If someone's like, hey, man, oh, yeah, let me ask you a football question. And they ask me, and they come over later. Let me give you some jack deals. I'm like, thanks, man.

And I just toss it over. I'm not getting roofie. So in the lineman, the intelligence of the lineman is fucking... I feel like I get it got. I mean, I have to tell you, I'm a little insulted nobody's ever tried to roofing me before. I think somebody has, and I'm going to hang my hat on that, but I have no proof.

You know? You think somebody's tried to roofing me? Well, maybe, but I'm more talking about myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch out for that. I mean, I feel like, just one time. It would have been nice for someone to be like, I chided the roof of you.

Wake up. You know what I mean? I appreciate it. I appreciate you thinking I wouldn't say that. Yeah. Yeah. You know? I guess I'll go in my way.

Unless you want to, you don't want to go again? You're good? Okay, then I'll just put this on. Yeah. I, yeah, but I also like, I don't think, I think I'm generally, when I'm out, I'm getting fucked up enough where I'm sure people are like, he doesn't need the roofie. I think he's on his way by himself.

You a big drinker? I used to be, I make bad life decisions when I drink. So I hadn't drank in probably four or five years. Jellyroll switched that all around. But I'm a huge weed guy and a huge mushroom guy. Like, I'm a huge, I take mushrooms. I'm taking mushrooms tonight.

Don't you do it every Monday? Every Monday night. Mushrooms as in like a 3.5, you have an actual boom. Like you actually go and or you take like a micro dose. What's 3.5 boom? 3.5 grams is the proper amount you would take to have a hero's journey. Yeah, Heroes Journey. I like that.

I'm taking that. It's now in my back pocket. And also that's two things I've had to explain to people today. So that makes me look even smarter now. Or a drug addict. One of the two, right? So it's whatever. By the way,

You're lucky I didn't have to teach you math over quarantine. You would have learned grams and fractions, and that's about it. That is all. Yeah. But I take about one and a half to two grams, and then I'll take 200 milligrams of edibles, then I'll smoke a joint, and then I turn on my camera, and I just see what happens.

Really? It's just live or whatever? I live stream it. Wow. Jesus Christ. And there's, there were times, remember, there were times when we were in California, and I remember I was out back in the show,

ended and he leaned over from the patio and he goes how's it going i go you're going to have to come help me upstairs and he was like i'm coming yeah yeah yeah yeah there we had to that is well first off forget the mushrooms 200 milligrams i don't do weed right never have right but if that seems excessive yeah that seems like a lot to me yeah jelly roll was on here and said what do you say i had a a thousand oh it was something like that it's something on the way over here dude i i can't even imagine friends I know take five milligrams and just literally on the floor never anything over 20 really and yeah dead body if you would be over 20 yeah like you know what I've yeah I take 100 and go on stage on my Saturday late show and you never get uh like you never get the scaries you know

I feel like oh god yeah I'd be no I will wait hey but we can imagine what I would be like we can imagine we can imagine it's pretty dear in a headline I can imagine what world's like And I'm pretty sure it's a lot like a deer and end Like listen, that show that you came and watched And you know how insane it is I do 100 milligrams before I do that show Really

And the mushrooms too But I feel like so two Just two grams of mushrooms How does that feel As opposed to the hero's journey You spoke on before It is okay So two grams of mushrooms

Is giggly Yeah But and you definitely like your vision, it's not, your vision's different. The best way I can see it is say is like, sometimes if I was looking at you, I'd be looking at you like through a screen door. Right. Or when you moved, there would be part of you that it would look like that. You know what I mean? And the other part, like that kind of, something of salviating. Do you ever, were you ever a salvia guy?

But I heard about it. God damn. I can tell that story. Yeah, that was in college. That was a bit of a deal. But I want to hear the, well, it sounds like what you're talking about. Yeah. It's super fun. And you have like a, warmish feeling, but they're not out of control. Sure. The 200 milligrams pushes you a little closer to out of control. Right. And then the joint.

And then the joint with some wax in it. Yeah, it's all. See you. See you later. Sometimes, so I do it tonight. And so sometimes I'll just pick up kids' books, children's books, and I'll read children's books. So why do you, okay, so what made you, let's start from the beginning.

Okay. How? Did you decide to do this? Yeah, like, what made you want to do that every Monday? Without, without any, like, let's just pick up a children book, see what happened. I started There was this last little bit of me On stage that I didn't consider to be free

Like I was still holding on to Like I was like I'm just still care a little too much About what they think About acting stupid About telling a joke that's going to bomb And I can't be great at what I do If I'm still worried about other people Yeah I just can't be

I can't be scared to tell a joke or try something Because I'm scared to look stupid How can I look stupid? how can I look stupid and still you know how can I prove to myself that I can look stupid and it'll be all right so I was like I'm going to get super high on camera and I know I'm going to say stupid shit and then I'm going to wake up tomorrow and see how I feel and I did it and I read through comments and they were like this is the funniest stream it's so fun to see something and instead of saying I looked stupid or saying stupid stuff they're like instead of it's so nice to watch somebody

who's comfortable and doesn't care and is just being themselves And I was like, oh, so they're seeing the same things, but they're assigning something positive to it. And I was just assigning something negative on my own, man, right? I was assigning negative. They were seeing positive. And so I just kept doing it. And it has made me so, because I do the stupidest,

you can imagine on two grams of shrooms, 200 milligrams, and a joint, I'm doing some pretty dumb shit. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing some pretty dumb shit. Yeah, we can imagine. And like, I wake up the next day and I'm like, I'm fine. And so it's just been saying. And then it depends.

developed such a fucking crazy following. Like, I only smoke my joints out of baby hands. Yeah. Okay. Can you put up a picture of that baby hand, boomer? Wait, what? I think I've seen that. I think I've seen that.

Yeah. So I put the baby hand on my finger. I put the joint in the baby hand, and I smoke it like this. Yeah. Tiny little, tiny little baby. That's it. A little tiny guy. Oh, those are a couple of them.

Let me see. Is that, that, that's it. God, that is so funny. That's it. Yep. Well, that's weird. That's just well-placed comedy. That's what that is.

It's just well-placed. It's funny. It's fun, man. And you know what? Like, people bring baby hands to shows and have me sign them. Really? Yeah, it's so crazy. So when, how old were you, were you got introduced to comedy when you're at 15 years old?

Yeah. When you're, it's really young? Yeah. When did you decide to start doing comedy? It was that at 15 or did you see something that changed your opinion on? I tried it to 15. Sure. And I loved it.

The first joke I ever told, my mom and dad were in the front row. I was 15. I stepped on, and by the way, I was wearing acid-washed jeans. Cool. I had some chunky white high tops, not laced up with the jeans tucked into them. I was wearing a white mesh shirt. Mesh. It was tight mesh, like a football jersey.

It's still white and plain. Sure. I had a thick. It wasn't good, dude. I had a thick silver chain, not like a rope, but like one king tut would have wore. You know what I mean? I had a hat and I had a killer mullet, like a killer mullet. And I thought I looked good, man.

Yeah. And I walked on stage. I thought this is going to kill him. And my mom and dad were in the front row. And I remember I asked a dude who ran the open mic. I go, what should I talk about? He said, talk about what you know. I knew my parents.

And so the first joke I ever told was, hey, everybody, I'm Josh. I'm 15 years old. I'm really happy. My mom and dad are here. And this is the first fucking time I'll be able to fucking swear in front of my cock-sucking mom. Yeah. And my dad was like, Oh, no.

It's over. But I heard the laugh. It's all in the vision of art. Yeah. I had a silent car ride home. My mom walked in ahead of us and my dad was like, hey, look, you're going to have to find your own way. The next time I'm like, yeah, I understand.

But I loved it. What did she say when the words did come out? The next day? Yes. She said, I thought you felt very natural up there. Yeah. That was about it. Well, that's nice.

That was nice. To feel comfortable with a mic in your hand in front of, let's say a dozen people. I don't know what it's like at 15. 50 people there. 50 people. Yep. That's got to be, to feel comfortable in that way is a unique thing to have. I want to tell you something, without a doubt, and this has only changed recently.

I've always felt more comfortable on stage. Really? I've always felt more true to myself on stage. And offstage, I always felt like I was putting on a show. And so on stage is where I felt most comfortable, just because I was in control of all aspects. I don't know. why man but on stage is where I just felt normal why do you think uh it took being offstage to me you felt like you're putting on act is it because you're funny or comedian then you meet people and

people are expecting funny I think so they're expecting you to be that guy yes tell us a joke right now yes you know right and so and that's it like off stage you want the funny to come organically and so but you you think people are expecting it so much all of the time right you just put a little pressure on yourself to be like, well, I got to be, I'm the entertainment. Right. One of the reasons I started saying no to parties is because I was like, I can't. Well, I hate to do this to you. This is an amazing.

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I think this too, because... Maybe a nerve thing. I was nervous around you. Right. We had a whole lot of fun doing it last week. And I know it's like, this is what we want to do moving forward. Now we have a guest sitting there. It's like the things are going off.

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Dude, he, he, since he's so known for like kind of being an asshole, like that's his comedy, when he, what is the thing he did that he got so much backlash on? No, the Grandi's. Yeah, I was going to say he was a, the Grandi. God damn, people were, he was trending on Twitter and I'm like, oh, I'm a Burr fan. Let's see what's going on.

And people are just absolutely murdering him. It was like Indian, male Indian actor of the Year Ward. He's like, not sure when we have this. He just looked at it. He read it. just totally downplaying the human that won it. He, God. I texted him.

And I was like, how's it going? And he just basically said, and this is his deal, man. And he was 100%. He was like, none of this is real. I don't worry about that shit. And I was like, he's right. He is right. Twitter's not real.

It's not real, man. And so, you know, and he was like, I don't care. He said, none of those people are buying tickets to my show. And he's right, man. He's right. He's 100% right. You can't please them all. His S&L, his, did you watch the man on monologue?

That thing, it was like five minutes. I was dying. Of him, murdering people. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what else? Like, it's one thing for me, and here's the key to comedy. Like, you know who Joey Diaz is? Yes.

There aren't people who leave his show, like, he was offensive, because he's so authentic. The people who I find, who people are go, he's offensive, or I don't like what he's saying, are the people who feel shock jockey, who feel like they're, trying to say something to make you go, but Burr and Joey Diaz, they're so authentic to who they are that you may not agree with what they say, but you know they're not saying it just to just to rile you up. This is who they are. This is the person you're watching.

And so Burr is so fucking authentic. And that's why none of that shit bothers them, too, because he's like, I'm just telling you what my truth is. Yeah. You don't have to be on board for it, but I'm just telling you what my truth is. Yeah, I love that. And I think it's needed more than ever right now. Without a doubt.

It is tough when you're going to kind of tiptoe around everything. Everything's, I mean, I don't want to, but here I am. Trying to be, hey, I don't want to sound insensitive. But at the same time, it's like, we just need to all calm down and be able to take a joke. People really need to be able to take a life way too seriously. Way too serious. Now, I've been thinking about that whole the Jewish thing we talked about in the beginning of the show. I'm like, God damn, I'm going to get killed for that.

But one of the reasons here is a lot of guy. I would have said a Hitler on the show. But that's a thing, man. And one of the reasons that I do that right up front is just to let you know. Guards are down. I like that. I'm good. Like, I'm good.

You, first of all, somebody who doesn't have my last name, there's nothing you can say to me that would offend me. I don't fucking know you. Right. I don't care what your opinion of me is because it's not an informed opinion. It's whatever you see online or you don't like a joke or, you know, I did a, I do some musical comedy, right? And one of the songs that I do is about a guy with man boobs. and I showed a video and the guy in the video

has some great jiggly titties. Yeah, outstanding. And I got a message that from a trans person who was like, that's pretty insensitive to trans people. And I'm like, it's a joke about a man with jiggly tits.

If you take it past that, that's on you. Right? So that's the thing for me. How is, did they elaborate? I didn't know, because I'm not. not getting into that.

Yeah. I know what my... Especially behind the keyboard, too. Exactly. And I, because I know what my, I know what my intent is. My intent is to make fun of dudes with big tits. How you read that is up to you. Do you know what I mean?

How you read that is up to you. And that's the thing. There's such a difference between jokes and being prejudiced or racist. And if you can't tell the difference, we've got a problem. Yeah. We really do. And there is a problem. We should be able to...

Do you know what makes it worse? is the fact that you're telling me I can't joke about it. Now we are dividing things up. Right? Like, okay. It's like they need you to act how they perceive you.

Comedy is like a safe place for everything. Should be. It's an everything goes. Should be. Genre. And I would say this too. And I do some jokes in a specific order in my set

where I make fun of dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes. And then I'll make a couple comments about women. And I'm like, hey, I watched you laugh with the guy jokes. You can't pick and choose. Oh, there's like a woman sitting there.

I'll tell them straight off. And you'll say it to them on stage. And part of it is like I make a couple of man titty. Like I do the song about the man tits. And then one, there's one song about a dude with a tiny dick. And then I do a song about Fupas. And some women don't laugh. I'm like, you laughed at small dick.

You laughed at jiggly titty. They're out there. You can't pick and choose. Right. Either every jiggly body part is funny or none of them. But you can't laugh at my man's small dick. and not laugh at your Fupa. Absolutely.

There's no line, right? And so I do that kind of stuff. Just to show people the ridiculousness. Now, you can't go on stage as a white dude and start dropping the N-word. That's not funny. Yeah, no, it's not. So for the people who would be like,

they're ruining my jokes. No, if you're dropping the N-word, then you don't get what we're saying. You know what I mean? They don't love you because you can't say any N-word anymore. You think America's going down the wrong path? But to be able to make jokes, we are different.

You ask any black person you know, white people and black people are exactly the same, right? No. Well, that's what they want us to say that we're all the same. Aren't we all the same? No. Culturally, we're all fucking different. That's great. That's what make America great.

But because there's differences, we get to poke fun of those fucking differences. Right. Otherwise, if we're all the same, there's nothing to make fun of. That's the deal. Like, I just don't understand. Yeah. We want, look, at the base level, we're all the same. We're people.

Right. But we grew up different. We have different experiences. We have different histories. We grew up in different culturally. So we all are incredibly different. Why can't we poke fun of those differences? So has there's always been a thought process of yours,

or has it developed over time and learning more and being in the comedic world? Well, you know, I grew up with three older brothers. I grew up in an era where there wasn't a whole lot of sensitivity. You know, even with the adults. I had a coach, a baseball coach at a very young age, and I didn't understand it until later. He used to refer to the black kids on the other team as the skill players.

Yeah. He was like, that team's got a lot of skill players. And I was like, I didn't understand for a long time. I was like, I don't know what's he talking about? Yeah. And then finally my dad was like, hey, don't refer to them as skill players. Oh, your dad was, he was hip enough to understand that you don't do that. Well, my dad was straight up.

He was like, just as you know that's racist. I'm like, oh, okay. But you grew up in a. But people just, I had a friend's dad who used to call me the Jew kid. Is the Jew kid coming up? And I was like, I'm here. You know what I mean? Hello.

Hello. Oh, yeah. Mazel to me. But that never seemed weird to me just because that guy genuinely like that dude drove me to the hospital in a breakdown lane in his car at 90 miles an hour. He loved me like a son. Yeah. I was also the Jew kid from down the street. Sure.

It was not, I knew the intent. Do you know what I mean? No, I get what you were saying. I knew the intent. I 100% get what you're saying. But being a, being a non-Jewish, just regular white guy, it's like I can't sit here and be like, yeah, absolutely. No, you can't. We should refer to everybody as the Jew kid.

Like, laugh at him saying that back. Yeah, I totally get it. No, I think it's, I think it's funny. And I love the fact that you saw through how he saw you and but what he said, I like that. I like that. Right. But now I'm sitting here with cameras. and I can't go,

fuck, you know what I'm saying? But it's because I have another job. I got another one. Here's the honest truth. The honest truth is, even at a young age,

the word didn't, the word didn't mean anything to me because his actions are what meant something to me. Yes. He fed me. When I slept at the house, you know,

he made my bed. He, you know, he drove me to little league practice. He drove me to the hospital. Right. His actions showed me that he loved, this dude loved me.

When I used to go back home, he always, when I went, when his, son was back home. He was like, hey, make sure Josh comes over. I want to make sure, you know. So you became Josh eventually. When I got a little older, yeah. Yeah.

He went, well, I think that Jew kid could give me up now. Okay, well, now you can just be Josh. But, like, that's it. Like, I was smart enough to know this guy loves me, but he grew up in an era where that Jew kid wasn't a bad thing to say. Right. Do you know what I mean?

That wasn't a negative thing. That wasn't going to penalize him. Does it make it wrong or right based on the era they grew up? I think because if you go back to slavery it's like I'm sure a lot of people probably here would have had slaves but we wouldn't have known that it was wrong now that we know it was wrong do you look back at him and do people think that guy's wrong for saying that interesting you know like it's when that stuff happened with Mike Vic and we have a dog and we love dogs I love dogs but I know people who have grown up thinking that's an animal right that's an animal and look my grandmother my mom Mom's mom. This is not so far removed. If the dog was in the house, she wouldn't walk in. She was like, that's an animal who belongs outside. Put it in the back yard.

Really? I'm not in the house with the animal. She took it as an insult that you want me in the house with the animal. That was just, right? I don't know if you guys have ever met people who grew up like that fighting dogs. They don't see them as, right? So I, as horrific and terrible. To me, obviously he deserved to be punished.

But that's, when you. don't forgive people, you don't give them a chance to learn. So everybody is deserved, is allowed their learning curve. You don't get judged on your mistake, man. You get judged on how you respond after your mistake. Are you the same asshole? Well, then I got no love for you.

Are you somebody like Mike Vic? Clearly. Who took all the classes, bro? He, you know, he finally was allowed to get a dog for his daughter. Did you read that? They finally allowed him. This dude worked hard. So you're allowed to become a better person. So now that should be,

what you're saying is now we should just move on from Mike Vick doing the dog fights. Yo, you're allowed to become a better person, right? And so if you grew up in an era or in an area where all the grownups around, you were saying terrible things about black people, you're a kid. You're going to believe what these grownups say.

Do you know what I'm saying? You're probably what you've been taught. Absolutely. So now. So some guy in the sticks of Tennessee, just using Tennessee because we're in Tennessee, who, you know, goes to a clan meeting or less,

less aggressive, you know, doesn't like the black kid across the street. Like that kid, his son is learning from him or his daughter is learning from him. How do you teach that kid that's not okay? Right. I'm listening to these two people, my parents. When you're a kid, your parents are Superman. They're God.

Everything they say ghosts. You tell me those black people, the Mexicans are stealing your job and I'm growing up with a fear of brown people. I'm going to take that with me, man. That's my experience. Now, I feel terrible for that kid. But that kid, and there's

no excuse for behavior and if you end up being racist person or you end up being, you know, hurting somebody else, you need to be punished. But then you also need to be allowed to learn. Yeah, and be forgiven. You know, the best thing that happened when Nick Cannon, you know when Nick Cannon said that shit about Jews and

Julian Edelman was like, hey man, let me introduce you to some rabbis. That's the way, instead of canceling people. He's been pretty forward about a lot of face, has me? Edelman had to help people. Both. Yeah. Deshaun said something about Jewish people. Well, yeah, he posted something on a story that was... But Edelman did it the right way, man.

I'm not shaming you. This is what you believe. I'm here to tell you. Let me introduce you to some people. So if you cancel him, if you cancel Nick Cannon, if you canceled Deshaun Jackson, you're pushing them even further into the wrong group of think. That's what you do.

Now I'm going to fucking dig in. You're canceling me. That must be right there. You put him into a corner. Must be right. Instead of, hey, man, come here. Let me put my arm around you. And let me show you.

This is a rabbi. You don't think the Holocaust is real? Tell them. Let me show you this number. Let me show you where I've been. Let me bring you over to Auschwitz. All this stuff, which teaches people. But you start to cancel them, and then that makes it stronger together.

Right. It just doesn't do anything. Casing can do a lot more harm than good because then the person just goes away. And they don't learn anything. Then they're just secluded and then they get mad maybe at the thing that... 100%. That they said something negative about if it was Jewish people or black people or whatever. Yes.

And then the people who are like... obviously, as a lot of us are, anti-cancel culture, but then a lot of people are like, see? And it makes their stances even stronger. They're trying to silence us, right? Right. And so that makes... Because everyone has a platform now.

Yo, nothing makes you fight harder than when you think somebody is trying to take something that you have. No question. Right? So the way do you want to motivate somebody, tell them I'm going to take those guns. You are? I'm going to take those guns. You are? I'm going to take your freedom of peace.

Something that I already have. man I'm a fight for that and so that's what that's the when you get the cancel thing instead of learning you know what I mean I don't where did you grow up I grew up in Arizona

you grew up in Arizona you grew up in Nebraska Missouri Missouri so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

shut up Missouri though baby whoa he just continued oh hang on before we get back to shouting on Missouri. I like the cross.

Oh my God. Holy shit. Josh Wolf single-handily gets Bustle with the boys canceled. Almost made it to 100 episodes. Holy shit. God, man. That's funny.

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Yeah God damn Yeah That's so funny Dude Yeah On your question though I think

Like you said back in the day versus now Like canceling people Whatever Okay Well that's what we were still Oh wait we were talking about Missouri.

Well, we were talking about how you were getting comfortable to, with going to parties, and then we transitioned and we were saying what I said, that question. So go ahead, take it. I was just saying, like, I feel like context matters, too. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like, people are obviously digging way back in the day and trying to, I guess, cancel people for stuff, you know, back then, whenever it was. I think, like, context matters a lot because, again, like, you know, you just don't know how people

necessarily grew up, right, wrong, and different. Like, it's just what it is. Like, take myself, from being a Missouri boy growing up in a small town where it's predominantly white. Yeah. Like you just grow up in this bubble. That's what I was going to ask. Not like not understanding what else is out there. Going to Nebraska was a huge eye opener for me. Some people would be like, oh, Nebraska. Like, you know, how's that? Is that much different. You know what I mean?

But being in a locker room with guys from Texas, California, all over the place, you get a different perspective of what the world's like. Then every now and then you go home and you kind of just see the difference in, I won't say maturity because I don't want to disrespect, you know, everybody I know back in Missouri, but like you just see the difference in opinions and perspectives. And then you go to D.C. on the Washington football team. And again, you're now on the East Coast. You're in a city that is around the White House.

Yeah. And again, another locker room. You're meeting different people. You come to Tennessee. You're in another different locker room from different people. And then the more you kind of trickle back and you go back home, you realize like people are just in their own bubbles. these people in their own bubbles with their own thought processes and how they grew up and how

they know it to be, they have access to the same thing everyone, everyone has access to, a platform to like social media to say their opinions. And then those people in that bubble that I go back to and, you know, and you kind of just think like, that's not, that's not reality. Like, you know, you think what you want, but that's just not how shit is, man. But you realize, like, they don't know, they don't know, they don't know no different. Like, my grandpa grew up. It's really important to leave where you grew up.

Yeah. It's so important. And my grandpa, dude, my grandpa, he never left. The only time he left, Deloge was when he went to my dad's wedding in Kansas City.

That was the only time he had ever left that part of Missouri. You know, my dad, he's still around there. I'm not saying these are guys who have these opinions. But you're just, you just realize, like,

you know, people have, just are in these bubbles. Listen, man. And then you put them all, you put them all into a universal platform. And it's just fucking people going at each other's throat all the But it's hard not to, and I hate to feel like I'm giving them excuses, but it's hard not to have that opinion when you're inner town where you're seeing the same people all the time, you're just passing that same opinion back and forth.

Right. When you went to, like I've been obviously like you guys have traveled a lot and you start to realize, oh, this person who I was told was the enemy just wants the same thing out of their life that I want out of mine. Do you know what I mean? I want to raise my family. I want to live in a safe neighborhood. I want to have some fun. I want to have a good job. You know, I want to watch my kids grow.

And how can I do that? And that's it. Like, how many in your town, when you grew up, how many gay guys? I mean, none that I know of. I mean, one that I'm thinking of now that eventually came out. But none really that I know of. And then one other. Ooh.

He hasn't yet. Yeah, yeah. That's the next week. That's the next week. That's a huge thing to bring up, too. is that people Yeah, like You're in the same town

Doing the same thing bouncing around the same opinions That is I grew up in a small town too And it literally is the same exact things Then people that don't leave you go back And it's like They're still bouncing around the same opinions Yes

And then they go back And I can literally tell you verbatim What they're going to say About this political stance And they go And I sit there And I listen to them like Yeah, well

You know Yeah it's just You read the room And understand Like if you can have enough empathy To get in the conversation Or just be like You know there's no

Like I just need to Oh I just get quiet I used to try to say something, but now I just, I literally just like, all right, whatever. You guys are in a locker room with people from every different walk, from growing up everywhere. Right. So, and you have to take into account how other people grow up. But at the end of the day, here's the deal. Just people who want to have a life like everyone else.

Right. Yeah, you have to travel. I think you have to travel. It's important to deal for sure. We're lucky because. Especially like, like, like, even if it's just the same country. Yes. Go as far in one direction.

as possible. And then go the other way. You know what I'm saying? No doubt. You know, I tell people all the time when I'm on stage. Like, and I, obviously, I perform in front of, in red states and blue states. And, you know, I'll always get, especially now, there's always somebody who's going to say something, snide, on whatever side.

And what I say all the time is, hey, I know you guys think that California or Alabama or whatever, real different. But from where I'm standing, all of you look exactly the same. Right. I know you all think you're different. We're California or we're Alabama. Right. I'm telling you right now, you're all.

all exactly the same. Do you notice a difference in lefts? Do you know what joke, do you see how jokes hit differently in certain areas? Yes. Really? Yeah.

You know, well, I used to more. That's, we could see that, for sure. For me, used to more. Because when people didn't know who I was as much, it was more of a random crowd. So now the people who are coming are coming to see me, they're fans. They get it.

Yeah. But there were some states that I would tell my weed jokes, and they were just like, we don't do that here. Oh, no. And I remember taking it out of a little on stage. Not here, man. Not here, man.

But I would take an edible on stage in some places the manager would tell me after. Don't do that ever again. Really? I'm like, yeah. And he goes, first of all, I don't condone that. But second of all, you could get cuffed, walked out of here, cuffed. Like, we can't have that shit. Yeah.

And I was like, hey, if the cops come, it'll be the best thing I've ever happened in my career. So I'm going to keep doing. Were you invited back? Yeah, man. No question. That's cool. You put money in their pocket. They don't give a shit.

Really? What you do? And you don't think to yourself, hey, we're not going to come back here. But you're just thinking like... There are some clubs I don't. I will never go back. You personally, you make the choice not to go. Never go back.

Can we say who? No, I'm not like, I'm not a... That's not my thing. You're a vicious person. That's not my thing. Persian. That's a new word. That's fun. Here's it.

If your club, if your club is questionable for me and you don't have a bathroom in the green room, so I have to walk through the audience to take a shit, I'm probably not going to go back. Oh, really? I can't shit in the general pop bathroom. Because people are not going to do. They watch me walk in.

And they're like, you shitting in there? I'm like, ah, obviously, bro. Yeah. Doors close for a reason, buddy. Yeah, can you? And when people are asking questions, you're going to do that joke tonight, that bachelor party joke? I'm like, I don't know, man.

You know what I mean? Like, when you just sit down, hey, when you just sit down and you hear the door getting mess with it, and you're like, God damn it. Do you guys say, occupied? Yeah. Yeah. Tell me, is there a worse feeling than sitting down on a public toilet seat that's warm. Is it that, that one for me is like, oh.

You know, you know, what? I'm going to play devil's advocate. I think it's kind of nice. Oh, a hot take. Your Missouri is showing. Yeah, your Missouri is definitely showing right now. When you walk in after somebody and if they cleaned up the toilet, like I hate walking in and somebody's skis are got drips on the fucking stool or something that they... The toilet paper is wound down and touching the ground. Yeah, where the crack is kind of sweated on it or something like that.

You know, I have a couple pub hairs on there or something. Yeah. How do the pubs get off? It's just disgusting. Do people bald in the pubic region? No. I don't think they do. No, like on the crack if you have a hairy crack.

Yeah. Like your ass cracked. Yeah. Yeah. Those hairs fall out. Yeah. You've never left the hair on a scene? I don't.

Well, I'm not big on. He's got a clean tush. You don't check. He's got a clean tush. But like me. When I get. Yeah, I check my wipes, but I've never seen a hair in it. But when you flush, you don't turn around.

Like, I'll sit there and just wipe the, because, you know, whoever's next. I don't, you know, I hate that. Hold on. Hold on. You don't check your shit? You don't look at it? Oh, he's affected by that. Now, look at my shit or look at what I've wiped.

Because I look at what I wiped, obviously. But you don't look at your poop after you poop? Depends on the poop. Now, if it's something that I'm grutton going through it, I'm thinking, wow. Little sweat. Some people go through this. Yeah. You know, a lot.

Yeah. Like, that's when I'll look back and be like, holy shit, you know. But if it feels average. Or like, that's not. But if it's routine, you don't look. No. Do you look? Wow.

Oh, yeah. Every time. I like every time. I check everything. I don't see eye to eye a lot. when it comes our when it comes to our shitting etiquette What was the website?

Brown and thick. What was it called? Brown around. Brown and round. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah.

Our etiquette is a little different. Let's go. But I'll clean it down because I hate when I see anything like that. But if the toilet is still well maintained and I sit down. I don't know if he took a shit or not. But when I sit down and there's a little bit of warmth, I'm like, it's kind of nice. But what else is he doing?

He's not taking a shit? Sitting down the toilet? Well, I'm saying I could have came in after him and he just peed or something. Oh, right, right, right, right. But I'll know if he shit because I sit down. I don't know anybody that sits down to pee in a gen pop bathroom. You don't? By the way, I sit down to pee a lot.

That's what I'm saying? You don't in the gym pop? Like in the mornings when I just wake up? Absolutely. I can't. My legs can't. But you're aiming from a lot higher up than I am. I'll sit down.

It's a lot and it kind of goes like this. So. So tiny. Big pee guy. I dribble a lot in the morning. Well, you've had since 30. You've had some issues. Yeah, since 30.

You've been a dribbler since 30? Not like a dribbler. But the. We haven't had a drollman. The slight stream stays like I'll be in there and I'll just start giggling because I know Charo can hear it

You know what I mean? And I've been peeing for like fucking two minutes I will tell you at my age When I put these pants on These particular pants No underwear? I have to think to myself All right

I'm probably gonna have to not pee for a little while Yeah Because there's gonna be some extra that comes out On these pants comes through Jeans no problem But these pants I got to plan my peas It's the light colored non-denim There's a little bit

Yeah Little dribble I'm not a big underwear guy at all. So when I have the lighter colored pants on, I'll really take a little napkin and I'll dab the head. You never like chafe? No. We got the thighs, you know what I mean?

Like my thighs will kind of rub to where I'll like, I'll chafe a little bit and I'm just, I need my underwear. I don't have you seen these massive legs. Those things are, these don't chafe as much as much. Hey, we're right on par with each other. We need, hey, we need the Miundis. I'll sell out for some Miundies. Oh, you know what else?

The, um, the, um, Mac Weldon's. those mac weldin great underwear no free shoutouts the best lulu lemon's pretty good are they comfortable they're very comfortable a little tight in the hips for me

I don't like that where they squeeze a little bit around the waist in the back I don't think I don't think too much because I'm big on that too because I you get a little muffin top yeah I think they're kind of nice they're kind of I think elastic

supportive but not restricting does your girl like him yeah she likes them yeah doesn't little lemon not have the little we can like you know what I'm saying there's the pouch and then

oh no I don't I don't use it is that what you use when you pee oh I'm like uh the Chappelle's kid yeah I just like to poke my piece through the hole little and I kind of just Yo we're so different in the bathroom I've never used that I like I like I like I push my underwear or my briefs down

and I you know When you were in elementary school and like you'd walk in the kid and have his pants on the ankle Yeah yeah yeah you're not here's like kind of like really like real uncomfortable like on the butt That's a butt oh you know we always did it We always did it just push their ass right to do it Really I was like what do you do pull your pants

You guys would. You people would, dude. Not the Jewish thing. Because you're old. It's not the Jewish thing. God damn. I'm on a balancing beam right now, dude. It's so crazy.

We had a blind kid that would do it with the pants down. No one. Sord of God. And you would step in and you kind of like... Did you in high school? Need help? Everything going all right? I'm telling you right now because I can see it doesn't look great.

Our high school basketball team, we played a deaf team. Did you guys ever play like a deaf school or anything like that in your sports? No, I don't think so. We played a deaf basketball team, and it was... It was just cool. It was fascinating. I grew up in Massachusetts.

It was fascinating because they obviously played through the whistle. Right. And so, you know what I mean? And so, you know what I'm saying? They, they... So they had to wait for, you know what I mean? Like, we would stop at the whistle. Yeah.

And then our coach... God damn it, man. You got to tap them twice to stop. And they played through the whistle because other teams would stop when there was no whistle. And then they would. And take the ball, right? So they play through the whistle. God.

But, but, yeah. But I can't, I mean, watching a blind guy pee, I can't. Yeah, it'd be a hey man, it's a sink. Yeah, yeah. You're still in the classroom. You know that, right? This is the desk. This is.

Oh, God. I think he's rubbed off on me into, like. This is tough. I want to go back to the you people thing. I make it as you're old. I don't know if there's laughter going on. The best thing about being a comic for me is just this. Is that I feel, I honestly, like if I think of anything, I'm a pretty tame.

I might poke around a little bit. But like most people in most jobs just feel so constricted as what they're allowed to say, even in jokes. Even in, like when you say you people, it didn't even make me. We've been, we've already in context, right? We've already been joking about it. Yeah. So for you to joke with me back about it seems like what we're supposed to do. Right.

And one of the reasons that I do it, especially with Jew stuff, is I don't, look, you obviously shouldn't be walking down on the street being like, eh, you know, Jew, you know what I mean? But I want you to feel, do you know what I'm saying? Let's refer to Jimmy E. World. He's Jewish. Absolutely. He's Jewish. But, but like for the, for this conversation. Yeah.

I feel okay with people being comfortable enough to joke with me. Because that's how I grew up, man. I grew up. I grew up. If you didn't make fun of me, we didn't like each other. That's how I, that's a lot how my,

my friendships are good when I'm almost verbally abusive to them. You know? Yes. Look, you, he's probably one of the most disrespectful people I've ever, but you know what you don't talk around? There's so many people I have to pull the sideback.

People I'm uncomfortable with too. Yeah. If I don't really, all right. Yeah, you look great. Hey, out to pull a lot of people at the side. Yeah, weather's amazing. Yeah, and that's it.

Yeah. Yeah, see you later. Yeah. But if we can fuck around with each other. You know, too, I think, like, we would agree with that. It's like when you sit here and you do all these kinds of jokes and you do all these different things, like, we also like live in a certain world where you just know people are out for certain headlines. Sure. Because when you're playing football, you're playing a sport, like you just know there's, there's just journalists and stuff that's trying to create waves out there.

So, you know, I feel like that it comes from a place. of being nervous like that for that as well. Well, there are people for sure who want to find somebody to cancel. Like almost like a badge of honor. Want to see fail? Yeah, they just want, I think a lot more people are like that than not.

I agree. Like what? Well, if you live your life in mediocrity and you see somebody excelling, the last thing, that makes you feel bad about yourself because you're living in mediocrity. You're doing the basics. You're doing the bare minimum.

And then you see somebody doing great. It's like, well, why is he doing it? so great. Let me find something. And then when something back about that person comes out, it goes, see? I knew it. I knew it. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting. Especially with athletes. Dudes with athletes. Because

most guys grew up. You're playing a sport. Wanted to play sports, wanting to do play a game, play this game that I love for a living. And so to watch somebody else do it. And then makes me laugh, be like, that dude's a scrub. He's a 1% of the people who ever put cleats on. You

You scrub. Have you ever watched online people play? You know Brian Scaliburini, the basketball player? So Brian Scalabrini, red hair, 6-8, 6-9, looks like the most unathletic, unathletic person of all time. He used to play, right? He played 10 years in the league. Okay, I know you're talking about that.

10 years in the league. And they're just people challenging him all the time. Scrob, I could, he's the 12th man on NBA bench. He could beat anybody. He plays guys one-on-one, I think. And crush. Tell me some, yeah. Crush.

Have you seen some of these? Oh, he, he, look, he's calling out a NBA player. This, he's, right? He thinks he's going to beat this dude. And he just calls out NBA legend. I love that. He wrecks people. So they're going to, they're playing for the shoes.

Look at Scalabrini. You know this kid's like, oh, I'm going to look at this fat, red-headed. Oh, did I just block your shot? He's just casually playing too. Yeah. Oh, did I body you? up. Are you tiny boy? Look.

I mean, look. This is wild. Oh. It's not. It's, and this guy is not, does he look like he's fine? He's chilling. Does he look like? Yeah, he's just casually chilling.

You know what it would have been great if he had just not even laced up his shoes. He started to get awesome. It's over. I know. It's always interesting. Elite athlete. I mean, forget the way he looks. Elite athlete, 11-0.

Oh, my God. But. Basketball is one of the coolest sports that would be good at, too. Yes. Because you can do it anywhere. You can pull up anywhere and just be dominant. Yeah, dude, I know, right. Football, I'd be like, right, let me, I guess warm up.

See in three weeks. Let me get my shit ready. Like as a linebacker when you're, like, getting older, there's not running back to a good. What's your best sport? Sports, second best sport. Uh, I'll say it was growing up was probably baseball. And did you? Baseball.

And what business did you play in baseball? First base, center field? I played center field, too. Yeah. Hey, center. Did you? Center boys. Nice.

Nice work, fellas. Very small college baseball. Did you? You know the type of school where Division I went to everybody is a five tool, and the school I went to everybody was a three tool. We had some three of them, but nobody had five out of five. Yeah. Like the guy's playing first base on my team, I'm sure you grew up with these guys.

He was like 5-10, built like a fire, like a fire hydrant. And he had the quickest hands in the world. Ging-g-gink, gink, could hit anything. But he couldn't run from home plate to second. You know what I mean? Yeah. He couldn't do it. And when he was playing first, don't throw it in the dirt because he couldn't bend over.

Yeah, we called him Maytag. Exactly. He would run the bases. Eli Skag, shout out the boy, Eli. But they'd yell Maytag. Come on, Maytag, because he'd run like he had a fridge on his bag. But he could hit. He could do all of it, bro.

Hit pitch and first base. Yeah, but couldn't bend over to scoop. Yeah. It couldn't run. Yeah, man. So for me, I could run. I could, if you, in the outfield, I was going to chase it down. If it was in the air, I was going to go get it.

Yeah. I couldn't throw. It could not throw. At the time, I had a crazy. mullet. Just always a crazy second reference on the mullet.

You spent the time of your life with the How old were you then? I was in college so I was 20. So 15 is when I heard about the first mullet and this kind of state.

Oh it doesn't. I'm no quitter. And I had a boy. Yeah. And this oh man, my best, the best heckle I ever heard.

Got my coach. My coach was a guy name, um, what was his first name? Damn it. Coach Brown. Anyways,

he played at USC with Jack Del Rio as a linebacker. But he also played in the Dodgers farm system with Piazza. This dude was a stud, but he was ahead of Piazza. He got a car accident crushed both of his feet and never played again. So, but he, so he was a little heavier. And we were playing once.

You know, baseball, to me, the baseball bench is the funniest bench. Sitting down on those benches, he went in between innings. It's the funniest. It's a good time. It's a good time. But this, my coach starts to me, and he limps a little bit because of his feet, and he ended up being a big dude. and somebody from the heckle from the other bench was.

He's walking out to the mound and you just hear from the other bench. Hey, sit out, coach. Your fries aren't ready yet. Oh, hey, that's tough. What do you do? Our whole bench was like, oh, no. Like, how are we going to look at this dude? It comes back.

Can I pull your back? You good? Can I just buy? Hey, coach don't listen to him. Our pitcher put his face in his glove like this. No way. Because he's walking out to talk to him. it was but but they that whole series that it was in a way series that their fans called me share

my hair was super like beautiful flowy and beautiful outstanding why don't you bring it back um i think you could have one right now my wife is not 100% on board for that i think i'm gonna try with for the pubes first yeah sure let us know how that goes man the fuck up oh i will i'm i'll take a picture i'll tuck and take a picture absolutely or don't or don't whatever you want I'll take that. We're not there for the dick. We're there for the duke. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, we're looking past the dick anyway. Like the screen door. Just looking through it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Just look past that whole thing. I'll throw it out for you. Got it.

Well, good deal. Hey, this has been a blast. Yeah. Listen, are you guys going to, on June 3rd here in Nashville? That show you saw? Yeah. So I'm recording my very first comedy music special. So it'll be like usually on the road.

You're doing it at Zanis? At Zanis. June 3rd. Oh, wow. So, tickets are already flying if you guys want to come. Obviously you guys and you guys are listening. June 3rd, two shows at night.

Going to have crazy special guests coming down. But like, it is going to be, you know how crazy that show is? It's a lot of moving parts. A lot of improv. A lot of just people are jumping on stage. It's a good time. June 3rd. June 3rd.

June 3rd, Zanis. The music special. Two shows, one night only. Those tickets will go fast. So Zany's National. He takes, he has somebody random. them that they'll give five minutes to and they'll do five minute jokes.

That kid with the oversized suit. He was pretty funny. He was solid, actually. But they give him five minutes. Did the kid know that he was going to have five minutes? Yeah, they just, they give him five minutes. He goes out, they tell his jokes. And whether he bombs or not, like, they're his jokes.

And then they come out later and they basically walk him through the same set of jokes, making fun of him, like chirping him. It's funny. Oh, shit. Making it feel good and comfortable. He does his five minutes. Me and two other comics take him backstage. We rewrite his act.

We put new jokes in there. And then we send him back on stage to do a set. But if he fucks up the jokes, we're behind him. Oh, so you murder him. Or help him. They do both. They facilitate it. Right?

We're laughing with him. But like, I always tell them. I'm like, this is the hardest gig set. Not only is this your first set, but now three professional comics are going to rewrite your act. You're going to have to remember those new jokes. Stand back in front of that crowd. And we're going to be behind you. No pressure.

But it's, it is so damn fun, man. It's fun, but they were asking, no. They were like, I told Taylor, I said, like, if I'm loopy and stuff, like, I might, I would think about it. But I was asked right when I got in there. Which one of these guys? But either one of them do it? I don't think so. Would they?

Would you guys do it? I'm not sure. But, like, they said something. I was like, oh, hell no. Yeah. Shelled up right away. Like, they opened the door and you looked at the stage and you saw the light and you're just like, fuck no you can't do that.

People like, why not? It's just like, I'm like, no it's not. Like we're on a bus. No one's around us. We're not performing in front of people. Yeah. We get to kind of do our own thing. Right.

Because they want us to do bus with the boys. They want us to do like a podcast show, a live show over there. Oh yeah. We'd bomb. I think it'd be fun though if we had a comedian. Yeah. Remember when we said between two athletes? Yeah.

That's funny. Instead of between two fans? Yeah. Yeah. You picked that up. I like that. Yeah. Very quick.

You could have like him or calendar or somebody sitting and kind of do it with us. I think it'd be cool But not like I wouldn't do it I missed I missed his laugh I missed the joke Oh you get it in five Yeah

Yeah but man I think it'd be fun If either one of you guys Want to do it It's I figured Taylor would be good at it Because I take I take to Taylor about He's like oh I don't think I'd do it either I think he's without any preparation

No Jelly do it Jelly? Jelly is doing it Um Jelly is pretty funny dude Jelly was on stage and he was funny He's not doing it this time

he's going to do it next time. So this time we already got somebody who's coming down. And this is when I know it's going to be good. When they're overconfident, I'm like, oh, you're going to eat dicks. I can't wait to see you eat dicks. God, that's an appetizer at Zanis. Oh, yeah. Pork and knife.

That has got to be the hardest thing to get over is like I'm going to bomb in front of these people probably. Yeah, that's probably the hardest. Yes, that is the thing to get over. What was like when you first bombed? Well, I know we got to go. I know this podcast is done, but I want to hear. Well, I will tell you, if you don't, if you're not okay with bombing, don't become a comic. Yeah.

That's it. Like, you have, the first time I bombed, dude, I bombed so, okay. The vet, I, my first three times doing stand-up, I'm like, this stand-up shit is easy. I'm crushing. Yeah. And then the fourth time, I won a comedy competition. I'm like, come on, man. Yeah.

Like, I'm ready. And so I was in San Antonio, Texas at the time going to college. And I got a phone call. and it was like, hey, you won that comedy competition last night. This was 93. Do you want to open for Sam Kinnison? And I was like, now do you guys know who Sam Kinnison? No.

I'm going to tell you something. Sam Kinnison is the first comic I ever watched, and I thought, are we allowed to say shit like this? Sam Kinnison said things and his delit. For me, my comedy hero. That's my guy. Yeah. I know a lot of got. And there's the first guy.

First guy where I was like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah. And he was a rock and roll comic. He played in rock and roll venues. He played it in a, the last, he had a band come up and played wild thing. And just he played guitar, crushed it. And his fans were rock and rollers. And his opener's dad had gotten sick and had to peel off the tour.

And he was like, hey, send the dude who won the comedy competition. So I was like, cool. I had at least three and a half, four minutes of material. When I got there, they were like, so just, Just do like 25. Oh, fuck, me. Yo, this is like the fifth time. I'm uncomfortable right now.

This is the fifth time I was ever on stage. Yeah. Now, I also, I was a little fashion-wise confused back then. So I, I, I. No, mullet. Ponytail. Okay. Ponytail.

Maybe. I'm not going to say I had bangs, but I didn't not have bangs. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't good, man. Was it the similar outfit as your first stand-up? Pretty similar.

God. But with a leather jacket. Yeah. And ponytail. And so. I start to walk on stage. Let me tell you how bad it got. So I had maybe four minutes of material,

but when I was that nervous, that turned into two minutes. Right. Which I was done with in a minute. And they were done heckling me by five minutes, and it just started talking to each other. They had already said everything they wanted to say to me. And they had just started talking to each other.

They didn't even have 25 minutes. They didn't have 20 minutes. So you know what I started doing? Because people, you know, you really show up to see the headliner. Yeah. So people were trickling in. I just, I did my act three times. I just did it.

I go, you guys didn't hear those first couple jokes, and I would just repeat them. Really? Oh, I didn't have any of them. No. What was it like driving home lane in bed that night? Wait, I forgot to tell you that when I walked off stage, I didn't know we were doing two shows.

Oh, my God. So were they like, hey, we'll see you later? No. Even worse. His manager said to me, because Sam at the time, Sam had some drug and alcohol issues. So second show, unpredictable.

So in between shows, he was like, hey, I may need you to stretch a little bit. And I go, did you not watch the first show? Holy shit. And he goes, no, I watched it. It was great. And I was like, yeah, you didn't watch that. He didn't watch that. So he was like, if you need to stretch.

And I turned over to him at 20 and he was doing this. And I actually, this is how bad it was going. I started. What did you say he turned over to him? Like, you looked over and he's like, he likes that. There's a long pause. He's just like, I don't know what else. Yeah, he was good.

You're doing great. I looked at my girlfriend at the time, who had driven me. And I literally just started talking to her. I was like, they're not listening. She was like, keep going. You're doing great. I'm like, yeah, but I'm just telling the jokes to you. She was like, that's all right.

I was having a full-on conversation. No way. It was brutal. But I'm going to tell you something. That's the hardest I ever bombed. My reaction when I was driving home, because she said to me, well, you got that out of your system. You got that out of your system.

And you got to open for Kinnison. And this is a great story. And I told her straight up. Hey, I'm not going out like that. I was like, you think that's how I'm, even if I don't do this forever, that's not the last time I'm going on stage. Right. I'm not ending my career. I'm getting knocked out.

I'm ending on a knockout, if anything. Yeah. So for me, that was motivation to go, fuck you. Oh, she was saying like. Yeah, I was like, but I was thinking, I was like, those, the people in that crowd, you don't get to do that to me. You don't dictate what I'm done. Right. I'll tell you what I'm done.

I like that. But you're not fucking chasing me. off the stage. And so the next time I went on stage was a couple years later. Two years. I had to take a hiatus. Found shrooms, found

gummies, found joints. I was like, no. If I'm going to do this, it's going to be way hard. This is harder than I thought. I can't just roll out of bed out of my college dorm and go do it. I'm going to have to put some time in.

That's when I realized. Right. I'm going to shelf it for the rest of college, but I'm coming back and this is what I'm doing. Right. Because I don't know about you guys, one thing for me is you don't get to dictate how I act. That's a huge thing for me.

You don't get to tell me when I'm done. You don't get to tell me how I feel. None of that shit. One of my biggest pet peeves is when you're in high school and you're kind of like acting up a little bit and a girl goes, hey, you're done. It's like, bitch, I will fucking tell you when I'm done. I swear to God. It's like telling me girl, hey, calm down.

Hey, calm down. Relax. Oh, that shit pisses me off so much. You're done. It's like, well, I'm not, obviously not. Now I'm not. I will say one of, let me say Finn when I'm done. The volume goes up.

tell you. This is my favorite Chappelle story. I cannot wait. We were at the comedy story. And he does, look, man, you're Dave Chappelle. You go on stage for as long as you fucking want. And I will say this, man. If he does really, really long sets, he's generally

super respectful and goes on late. Or goes upstairs at the belly room. He's not bumping entire lineups. He's a respectful dude. But by the way, if he wanted to go on and do three hours, everyone would be like, yeah, that's Dave Chappelle. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, you can bump me anytime you want. Would it be a faux pa for someone to say, no, you're not going to bump me? Okay, ready? Okay. Yes. So he's doing a set, and he's gone a little longer, but not anything that anybody would complain about. Comics, especially audience. You're saying we get to watch Chappelle for 45 minutes?

For 15 bucks? Yeah. Along with Rogan. and every other stud that's down there. It's the headlining guys. Not just headlining guys. The guys. Yeah.

People who are selling out arena guys. Yeah. And this club is lucky enough. They want to do so extra time. Okay. Yeah. Yo, Rogan, super respectful of the light. 20 minutes.

Cool. Maybe a couple extra. But yeah, I'm done. I know there are other people. Right? So Chappelle does a little extra. But he's putting his jacket on. which you can tell

he stood up puts his jacket on puts the mic back in the stand and I'm not going to say who because there's a chance that this dude will be listening to this podcast oh right love that

but he's a fan somebody tier one somebody who had some say so at the comedy store said hey Dave Dave

Dave recognized a voice and goes yeah so and so he's like how how long are you to be up there man, we know you're killing it, but there are other comics back here. We got a full. Oh, shit.

He took his jacket off. The goat. He took his jacket off. He hung it back up on the mic stand. And he said, I'll have a shot in a beer. He lit a cigarette, and he screamed back.

He goes, have any of those motherfuckers been doing comedy for 30 years? Tell him to wait. And he sat back down. Now, he was getting offstage. But once again, you don't get to tell me

you don't get that you don't tell that dude you don't tell that dude when he gets off 100% he knows who he is he knows people are there but he's also so respectful of other comics you ask any comic

like about Chapoille he genuinely loves comedians he loves comics it seems like a tight-knit community dude it's a lot of that so much of that is because of jail you know

why do you think that is because of jail a lot of it is just because his podcast is so massive and he had people on there in comics and he would his love of comedy and comedians it was infectious and the people he brought on represented our jobs so well and they were super funny and it was such a huge platform

that do you know what I mean it's going on roe Rogan is like, if you talk to any of those older dudes, Ray Romano, Jerry Seinfeld, what was it like? And he was like going on Carson was like a career. It made your career. Really? You did a set on the Tonight Show with Carson. That was your career.

Rogan can make careers, but he loves comics. You hear him talk about comics? Oh, he loves him. Right? And so it's like his number one passion. Yeah. But, but like so if you meet a football player who you've never met before. but there is some things you know about that person.

You know what he's gone through. You know what he's had to do. You know the two days. You know some things inherently about that person. Right. Yeah. Same thing with cops. The tough thing about that is like there's no football play that's going to make your career.

You know what I'm saying? There's no one I can go and say like, hey, make me more appealing to the public. It's not going to, it just can't happen. You know, you have to make your own way in that sense. You know, Chelsea did that. The Chelsea Hanley said. Yeah. So pre-Joe, Chelsea introduced comedy to an audience that had never seen comedy.

So when I was selling tickets off of that show, it was a bunch of people who had never been to comedy shows before. So it was different. Rogan's fans, those are comedy nerds. Those are comedy, people who know comedy. It seems like so many genres. It seems like because he is into, let's say, these five specific things. But he has such a huge following in all five of those things. I mean, he is massive.

You go on. But he can speak intelligently on. He definitely does a great job of regurgitating things. Yeah. And he sounds like he's a genius at everything. He sounds like he's got everything dialed in. And he keeps such an open mind, too. Like he's so flexible.

Like if he hears another perspective that he can get on, like, you know, get on board with and talk through. I wonder how he's very good at that. Because he's not pigeonholed in certain. Listen, he wasn't always, when I met him, he was not, not only did he not smoke weed. He was anti-weed. Really? He did not. If I remember, this was years ago.

But I remember correctly, he didn't want you doing it around him. And that's obviously changed. Yeah, he's a dude for a guy to be that successful and that smart. You could really just be like, these are my views. You know what I mean? Yeah. And just dig in and be like, I don't need to learn anymore. Being flexible.

I wonder who put him on. You know the thing that I like the most about him is how curious he is. Yeah, he's got a thirst for knowledge. That thirst for knowledge never seems to be quenched. And to me, that's the most fascinating. about this dude who could just sit back in rest 100 million dollars i'm selling out whatever i want to sell out for comedy i get to do my dream jobs the podcast sit front row ufc and do stand-up i don't need to be open-minded to any of you motherfuckers right yet he is yet he stays curious yet he's i know

there are some people would argue he's not open-minded well they just don't listen to his stuff i don't know like every other every other that's one way far one way or the other every other week on twitter they're trying to cancel him but it's crazy because he's How much of my employees that they didn't want him on or something like that? I don't understand. You just see like different, you just understand who listens to him and who doesn't. Because when somebody's like, oh, he's blah, blah, blah. You're just like, you clearly don't listen to a show.

To stay curious means he's still hungry to learn. Yeah. Yo, at his age with his money, that is far and away my absolute favorite thing about him. Because I want, that's, for me, I never want to stop being curious. I never want to stop being hungry. I never want to stop learning because then what? Then you die. Then you die.

Yeah, then it's over. Then you go one eye. You go one-eyed winky. It's tough. You can always learn something from everybody you come across. No matter if you like vibe with them or not, there's always something to kind of like. Every show, one of the things that I'll go on stage with something, be like, I'm going to try this tonight. I'm going to see if this works.

I'm going to see if this works, I'm going to try to bring. And it's not always a joke. Sometimes it's the way I stand. Sometimes it's my pacing. Sometimes it's sitting down as opposed to standing up. So everything's calculated in your set? No. But I'll try.

one thing. Yeah. I'll be like, okay, so for these 15 minutes, I'm going to sit, and let's just see what happens. Sounds pretty calculated to me. So when you, will you say you try any things? I'm saying, calculated in the sense that when you go up there, you have a plan. No, not what I'm going to say. Oh, really?

Most of the time. I'll have, I'll have like 30 minutes of, I go, like, that story that when you heard, the cookie? Cookie. I haven't figured out how to tell it on stage yet, the whole story yet. Mm-hmm. And so I do it differently. Like, if I haven't figured it out yet, I'll pepper it in on a podcast.

I'll do it maybe one or two times a weekend until I kind of like, oh, yeah, this is the right lane. But when I stand on stage, if I stand on stage and I start to talk to somebody in a crowd and they say something that sparks a joke that I'm working on that I didn't think that I was going to do, I'll just do. I'll go, I don't fight the flow, man, life or on stage. Let's see where this is. I'm not swimming upstream. Look at these legs. They're not swimming upstream. Those are swimmer's legs.

They're not scrawny. They're nice. You know, those are nice. These are, by the way, these are the palest legs. Let's have a peek. Okay, you ready? Oh, wait. I was just in Florida.

He just came up out of his phone. No, don't do it. Those are pretty white. They're not that bad. They're translucent. Stop being nice, though. Well, look at that cat. Those are nice.

Those are sturdy. But I have the daintiest ankles you'll ever. It's an interesting tattoo. Is it a dragonfly? Yeah. What is that? I got drunk. Okay.

And I was in college. And those are initials of people that I was with that night. That is outstanding. You should never remove that. At least I was smart enough to put it on my ankle. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.

I have to piss so bad boys. Like I'm talking so bad. That's it then. June 3rd, everybody, come out to the show. I do a show called Tell Me Something Good is my podcast. The High Live is every Monday night. Might have to poke in and see what's all. on there tonight what time it starts at 8 o'clock here

Facebook fan page and on my YouTube channel not Instagram live not Instagram live because um they start to get a little ify with the actual oh they yeah yeah they do they get a little uh yeah how dear you I mean come on man so we can pull up live and it'll be or not live YouTube and it'll just be streaming yeah it'll be it'll be streaming I'll send you a link dude I'll text you like all right um and then I'm gonna send me

will you send me the most difficult read and I'm going to do it tonight no don't one of these I'll do the read for our part probably the credit karma one or whatever it is

send it to me and so I'll read it at the peak of being fucked up and let's let's compare we'll put on side by side they're like oh Tilly's fucking that's doing great well actually Tilly

was sober for the whole thing yeah that'll be a way to go okay good outstanding I appreciate it that was awesome It was a really good, great podcast.

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