Bussin' With The Boys - JP Is Becoming A Tennis Pro + The Problem With Ironman Races | Inside The Bus

Episode Date: March 20, 2026

Welcome back to another episode of Inside The Bus. We got a loaded episode this week as the boys relive some old injuries. Coop shows the boys his infamous leg injury from his freshman year in high school. fun fact, Coop actually got his first in a full leg cast while in a wheelchair. We find out that Jack was the kid who always had a broken bone. He broke his wrist the first week of the summer, three years in a row. Finally the boys recap their weekend where JP had his first USTA match and Coop was in Texas for his brothers Ironman. Come and join for another good Friday hang with the boys behind Bussin' With The Boys.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is actually my episode because I was number 40 growing up in all of my sports. why not entirely sure we can get into it a little bit but yeah that was my number in football and baseball everything are there any legends that are number 40 Mike all stop there you go just died and I was I was a running back he was a fullback so then we're both white so just kind of felt like it is that oh so he's why you did it no so I think the way we actually did it. I picked, it was my first year of playing football and my mom was like, okay, you need to pick your number. I'm like, okay, Larry Johnson's number 27, Jamal Charles, number 25. And then I think like Priest Holmes was 31. So I picked like those three. And then if, then you could pick like,

if those three aren't available, just randomly assign me one. So I just got randomly assigned 40. And for whatever reason, from the time I was six, seven years old playing tackle football, I was number 40 all the way up through high school so I was number 40 as a wide receiver in high school so 14 at sussmananda was your first time not 40 so 14 they didn't have 40 in baseball so I was 14 in baseball in high school and then my freshman year of college I was number 81 and oh t ls brady boss I didn't I didn't really like it just because I don't know I just felt weird in it so I just had to get the four back so that's why just my sophomore year I texted the coach was like hey can I switch to 14.

They were like, we'll see. And then they made it a surprise when I got on campus. Good number. Michael Wilson. Michael Wilson. I mean, I don't know how Coop does it. Like that right there.

Met at the rim was one of the quickest. No, meet at the rim. Met at the rim. I said the same was one of the quickest things I've ever heard. I mean, that was a draw. We instantly just, oh yeah. Rainier Mostero. I've never even heard met at the rim used in that context and it's so perfect.

And it happens so fast. even hear it exactly and which is usually how coop moves the only people that are here it are the ones that i guess i don't know that it's directed at are tapped in yeah but yeah he'll just have like i'm just sitting in the corner he'll just have these one-off comments and i'll just start laughing i mean hey coop i heard that met at the rim Derek what was your soccer number 48 because keepers i feel like sometimes we'll have yeah they didn't really care too much and so i was 48 for cup because they just like handed out jerseys and i was like all right that's my number and then then my favorite player was Kobe and Marshawn Lynch at the time, so I just added them up.

So it was always 48. Resourceful young athlete. I love that. Dude, we need a, we need a, uh, we need a, a Dek jersey in the, in the office. If you have your college one. College ones, we had to give back. I could find one. He has to go grab it from the rafters.

The rafters of the soccer stadium. I would be sick if we all reached out through our high schools. I have a soccer one at home, but not my football. I have my football one, though. high school football one, I think it may be down here. Or if not, it's back home. We just get all of our jerseys and put them in the rafters. The only jersey I have is my Keller High School freshman team, like, mesh jersey that they

cut off my body when I was on the field when I broke my leg. I have it. It's all chopped up. You still have it? Yeah, somewhere. And my cleat. I should bring my cleat. Yeah.

They cut the cleat off my foot. And then all my teammates signed it. I go right up there. What number were you? What number, number, numbers? Two. Number two. Number two.

That was like longer. Well, I was 35 as like a freshman because you kind of get like a bullshit number. Got to earn your stripes. And then I, then I was two, my end of my sophomore year or junior year because Jacob Springer was a guy was a senior. My sister's grade. He was two. And it's always nice to get handed down a number from like a reputable guy on the team. For sure.

It's scary too. You just got to. Were you two in hockey? You played hockey as well? No, I was actually, they just gave me a jersey. There was already a two, and they taped just one stripe and made it 12. So technically I was 12. But that was, you know, about six weeks long.

But it was good, though. I definitely still have my lacrosse jersey because we were a club sport at the time. So you had to buy everything. Yeah. It wasn't like they're just giving you stuff, you know. You had to earn it. Did you all still hanging in my closet? I know in football, like, did you, or I don't know if this is in every high school thing,

but like did your football players in high school give their like say you're playing at home give the away jersey to like their girlfriend or anything was that a thing oh it's aware of the games i don't really remember ever i feel like we didn't even have access to our other jersey unless we were playing with it and so i feel like we were the only ones wearing our jerseys but maybe in the stands i don't know we definitely had girlfriends and then i want to even say some of the cheerleaders would kind of like do the crop fold under and wear it too. Yeah, I think that that maybe rings it. Did you all have that in high school?

Where people would wear the jerseys? Like, so say, like all the players are wear the jersey on the game day. I'm saying, but like Addy would wear your away jersey. I feel like that's, yeah, I feel like that was a thing. Maybe more like Keller. I don't know if that was just like, because I feel like that's talking to people

and where it's not a thing. I feel like that's the thing. Also, you want to hear something crazy. I might only be crazy to me. I go back in the files to look at the file. The incident. of when they cut my jersey and cleat off. Number 14.

Let's go. I was 14 in football too. We got three 14s. And then my boy looking at me flailing, number 40. Get up. Episode 40. Holy sign.

We're so close to the dude in the back. Wait, is that you actually on the ground with a broken leg? Yeah. Dang, they captured the moment. Yeah. Oh. Face down.

Have you seen that photo before? No. Here, let me show them. That's my broken leg? That's my shin. That's my shin. Hang on Derek Switch the camera to you

Because we need live reaction We don't have a camera I don't have a camera Just know that this is not my ankle It is my shin I'll make it I'll make it vocal It's okay It's not to your whole

I thought you broke up to here No that's where my cast was Ooh Good reaction Yeah He's still walking right now He was doing this Ah

Kevin where Yeah Wait why did you have the cast All the way up to here Yeah and then I had a cast Up to my crotch Full leg cast They needed full

stability. He missed all this. And Coop got his first kiss while he was in that leg cast. Yeah, in a wheelchair. Couldn't even walk. Was in the wheelchair? That's why I was the wheelchair, relatable. I've been there. Does anyone else have photos of your worst injury? Luckily, my worst one was like I broke my collarbone in a soccer tournament. Just slinged up. Yeah, slinged up. And then something that could, I guess, act as a photo is a very clear memory. My first game back from my broken collarbone, I got elbowed in my nose. And so I was like holding my nose and my dad was walking behind the goal. And he just goes, oh, for Christ's sake, what now?

And I was just like, oh my God. Nose wasn't broken. But I don't know. I mean, I have like film of it just, but like my worst injury was high ankle sprain. So I was very lucky in that sense, but or like a contusion or something. But I never really got all that hurt. wish I had the film because that screenshot, that blurry screenshot was from Huddl, the Huddle highlights, and it was getting passed around. Everybody was like passing around at school and the coaches

took it down. They didn't even ask me. I was like, hey, leave it up. That's what I was said. Leave it up. I want this. It was before screen recording on the iPhone was a thing, so I couldn't get it. Damn. Do you have, what was? I didn't have a one from school. I had a bad head injury in college where I had like 26 stitches across my head and cracked my skull. And it's, I don't even want to like show it because like we'll probably get like banned online. It's pretty gruesome. But where my head goes to is have you guys witnessed any really bad injuries? Because I went to a Treveca basketball game when I was in fifth grade.

And a guy shin went through, I mean his shin bone went through his leg. Yeah. And they stopped the game and the game was over. It was just a canceled game. And it was literally just like that. It was bad. I have experience. Well, kind of from a distance because it was in the middle of the football field.

It was after I retired due to injury in football. So I was in the stands. We, Ford Christian, played. Hey, let you on the sideline? No, this is after the transfer. Okay, yeah. So I'm at my new. You had to get away from that.

I was in that same. There's a different program. Different colors. We played, our football team played a like local penitentiary. Like these, wait, what? Penitentiary, how do you say it? That's like a prison? Yes, like a prison school.

Yeah, yeah. I found the right word. I don't think penitentiary. Penitentiary? Y'all's middle school played a prison team? High school. A high school. They, these kids, they got sent, like, there for bad behavior.

If they had good behavior there, they got to play football and they, they, they had a team. And they, like, it was like, it was like an exhibition. It didn't count. This is grid iron gang. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But one kid on that team had a very similar injury

like snapped his leg in half, bone showing, and they just canceled the rest of the game. I forget if that was my junior year. When it's high school sports and it's such a brutal injury, they're like, this probably isn't worth continuing right now. And we're just like, this guy is, he acted good and got to play football and his legs broken at half. Damn, no, I can't be pretty intense.

Like a couple of my friends tore their ACLs or whatever, but it wasn't like gruesome ones. to a lot of you know we had to like our football team was really bad so our old line was horrible so one of our quarterbacks got hell in concussions yeah we i got one from football was like one of uh it was in high school this kid returned a punt he was actually on our team and this kid i think he like fair caught it and the other kid just came down full head and in like he was the the guy our teammate was just motionless on the ground for like two minutes that part was really scary but my buddy Andy who y'all met he uh this is a skiing accident we um we were in

vermont for because i was in ski club and like that was our ski trip every year we went to vermont um and we went we're going down this hill's like the last one of the last runs of the day and we were go we went off an a frame and we didn't know it was an a frame until it was way too late we thought there was like a landing to it so we went off of it like a good speed and got launched we went up Like me and him went off at the same time We went off and then like kind of like got pushed forward I fell Like I crashed and like just hit my knee

And like just kind of like a whatever tanked it Yeah he He landed like this And he let him No his wrist Oh his hands So he broke both of his wrists And he was like on the ground like moaning

Like you know how when you get the wind knocked out of you You're like huh like he was just doing that My hey buddy like you're all right Like you just got the wind knocked out of it of you and he just wasn't answering luckily like we went off and then right over to the right there was like a ski right like a rail and there were two ski patrol people right there and there was just blood everywhere so somebody else just got fucked up right there they came over to us and we're like everybody like you guys all right and I'm like I'm good I don't think and he's very okay

and so they checked him out and he's like my wrist my wrist and he's like the one ski patrol officer was like just check that him his wrist he's like all right like you're you're completely fine you're really okay it goes on the radio hey we need somebody up here this kid's really fucked up right now so his both of his broke both of his wrist was slinged up for the next however many months and it was like he's the best dude and it was so funny because like he was on like pain pills but he we were in class and you could like you could tell he was on his pain pills and he would just So like we were in psychology class, he would just kind of like just start getting loopy. And I'd be like, hey, Andy, like, lock in.

You'd be like, just like pay attention for like 30 seconds. And then you could tell you just start floating away again. It was so fun. Those hydro's would knock you out. That's what they gave me. I'd like paid. Off the hydros. Hey, and then you know what?

I had my like pharmacy refill. Got the refilled. Never needed. I still think I have them. Probably don't work anymore. To the bus. Hydro's don't work or they work even better. Let's find out.

Is the A frame just a ram? Yeah, like, I don't know how you would Thank you for asking that I don't want to ask I was scared to ask it. I don't know what the point of it is What's the kicker? Like a smaller jump. Okay. It's literally like a like a triangle just on the ground.

Oh, got you got you got you got you. So it's like it's like you just kind of like ramp up it. You're supposed to go up and either like do like something on the rail on the top And then you go back down and they use it as a jump which you should not do Because the landing spot is going to be really flat. Right. Because it goes down. just goes straight back in.

Yeah. So it's like it went. It was like a quick up. And that's why we got launched forward. And we thought, thought like he said, like it was a ramp. And so there was like a down slope,

but just straight flat. And just we're like, I think I remember midair being like, oh shit. It's, dude, in college I broke both my wrists at the same time. And the pain not,

it's, it's the humiliation ritual that you go through for the next six weeks, trying to wipe your ass, eating, writing, all this stuff. I luckily had good teachers

my freshman year of college. And they, I was in ballroom dancing at the time. And my teacher, for our final, you had to obviously do a choreographed dance with a partner. And I just had to come in on my own time and do the steps by myself with two slings. And at the end, she goes, it was enough for you to come in here. She was like, you're getting an A. And it was a pastor field grade.

So it was like, wow. So you never got to put on your performance? No, I did. I did it myself, you know, which debatably is way, way more difficult than doing it with a partner. but yeah, it's brutal. I've also broke my hand and foot at the same time. There's, it's not fun breaking bones. No, I in seventh grade was working a fourth of July fireworks stand.

It was like July 7th. So, you know, the holiday's done and we have like one or two more days where we're selling stuff and we're taking down the tent. For some reason, they put two 12 year olds to go to the top of the tent. And if you've ever been on top of fireworks sand, or if you've seen one, you know, it's that real thick kind of plastic material. so they're like it's fine like you just climb up and you feel like you're like

sticking to it so you climb up and we're taking down the flags at the top and they're like you're fine like the only issue would be is if it for some reason rain and like there's no rain and while we're up there it may be sprinkled for like all of two seconds and I go down you have to slide down it

and it'll kind of stop you at the end and I'll never forget the feeling when I'm halfway down and I was like I'm not stopping go off and it's about a 7, 8 foot drop land on the foot and wrist on two so it was my left foot my right wrist and land on the gravel but dude i was about a foot away from one of those big industrial stakes that leverages it in i'm like thinking like if i had landed on that it's like this is a whole different ball game it was brutal what a feeling

on that this is a whole different podcast right now man it's over it's over especially at that age oh yeah seven eight feet is for sure 30 feet yeah you're in the air for what like what is what like two seconds but feels like a long time. Oh yeah. It's just a lifetime. But you know, I think breaking bones is good for a kid's kind of their mental sake. You need to let kids get hurt or else they form habits to where they're scared of the world. So they're pretty durable. That's the time to do it for sure. You've just broken your collarbone? A collarbone in my left wrist in fifth grade. We were playing basketball at recess. Somebody tripped me from behind. I've like luckily I don't think I've ever broken a bone. I'm sure I've broken like toes or fingers from playing football.

but never like, hey, you broke this, you need a cast kind of thing. I had like when I was in middle school, I had like my heel hurt for a really long time. But then by the time we finally went to the doctor, it was already healed. But I had like a stress fracture in my heel, which was really painful. But I've luckily never broken a bone. I was the kid that was just expected to break bones at some point because four summers in a row from first grade to fourth grade, the first week of summer I broke my wrist four years in a row. And on like the third year, people are like, this is like give it up, dude.

Got to be skateboarding. What attention do you need now? Skateboarding was one. One was getting my hand hit by a lacrosse stick. One was getting scared by a dog that jumped on a trampoline. And I tried to jump back and they had this elevated like play deck that I jumped like successfully jump backwards onto it. So I'm already like, whoa. And then take one set back, fell off that.

One was dirt biking, put one down just. on asphalt, there's, there's been a lot of broken, I think I'm at like 26 fractures slash breaks in my life because I've broken my back. Fracture my skull, both my ankles multiple times, 13 fractures between both wrists. My pinkies are like, they sit like sideways. Like I have like pushing straight up, but I, I'm at the guy for SpudgeBob. I'm at the point where I hope I never break another bone in my life because it's when you're 12 you're like this is cool like kids are going to

sign my cast whatever like I was like a little attention horse and your bones are like gelatin yeah and now it's like if you're an adult with a cast people are like maybe I'll just ask another time you're not asking people to sign your cast when you're 31 or maybe you are

y'all ever been in a knee brace yeah I have I actually haven't Derek, I feel like you've got to speak on our injuries because also George Kittle was in the office this week and Derek was trying to be nice to George and offered him the wheelchair. And George just looks at Derek and says, I'm going to break your neck. I think the exact word, I will snap your neck and put you in the wheelchair myself. And I texted my best friend and said the coolest thing just happened.

I need to send you that clip. Please do. Please do. Injury-wise, fractured. I was a goalkeeper. The bubble fracture left pinky, two dislocated, fractured broken fingers. Concussion. I broke the growth plate on my foot, which I have a boot on.

But the worst one was when I was young. We were playing Jurassic Park. I was the Raptor. And my brother and his friend had garbage picker-upper, steaks with like needles on the end of it. And it got caught in my cheekbone and went that way and ripped my cheek and like pierced the bone to the point where like the doctor was like, you should be blind. And so it was a raptor. Yeah, I was like, Arr.

And so like it wasn't really that good. He was like, hey, man, you're not like a raptor. But yeah, it was like an inch away from being blind in my left eye, which was the craziest one. But in my adult life, yeah, I had complete fracture and cleaned out all the cartilage in my right knee. And now I have a meniscus sprain in my left knee. So if you guys want to sign my knee sprain, you can. God. What's like the worst injury you've heard of from like one of your boys or worse injury I heard of?

Because that, you saying getting almost blinded reminded me of my buddy that you all met Schles. he like has a scar on his forehead he got hit by a jet ski and if it was a centimeter like one centimeter like to the right or left like he would have lost his eye how do you get hit by it he was swimming like i think he was on like spring break or over the summer and he was in the lake and some fucker just was going too fast crazy he'll do let on like a motor vehicle in the water on the water i got my boaters license in texas at 13 that's insane what the hell Honestly speaking of jet ski accidents, a kid in my brother's grade name, we call him Tito.

Tito, his name is Logan though, but he's like this big Hawaiian-looking guy, like Polynesian, looks like Tito from Rockapower. He was on a jet ski and got thrown off. And they were going probably pretty fast. And all of a sudden, he gets out, he can't move his shoulder. Long story short, a year and a half later, his right arm paralyzed. Right. And he's in high school. He's like a senior. He cannot move his arm. arm for over a year and a half. It was because it was nerve damage in his spine. And they did a surgery and they basically go in. I mean, you can imagine like the nervous system and how delicate

that surgery would be. And they're basically going into it being like there's no real confirmation that this is going to work. But it could potentially work. And it's not going to like you're going to wake up from surgery and be able to use your arm again. It'll be like six months to a year to possibly never. And he was playing video games with a buddy in my grade because he was his young life leader at the time. And they said that they were playing FIFA or NHL and he scored a goal and out of nowhere he just went, yes!

And my buddy's like drops his controller and looks at him and he's like, and he's like, what? And he's like, dude, your arm. And after a year and a half of being paralyzed from basically the shoulder down and it's just hanging limb and he can use his hand, but he'd have to like move his hand upwards to use it.

All of a sudden his arm worked a miracle. Beautiful game. His arm's completely fine now. His arm's completely fine now. Man, I bet those first few workouts with that arm sucked. Oh, yeah. But he's the man. That one, it's like something that's long term. Like if you break a bone in six weeks, two months, you have surgery, you got recovery time.

If you have something that is like going to affect your life for the rest of time, that's one where you look back and you're like, maybe I got to take it a little easier. Yeah. Yeah. We need to have Cam, my old roommate, on the podcast one time because he has the story with our other friend Joe. And I don't know the logistics of how this happened, but it was a jet ski accident. and they took the jet ski out when they weren't supposed to. They were super young.

And something happened with the gas or oil. And they like pulled up to the dock and Cam got off the jet ski and Joe was still on it. And essentially the jet ski exploded. And Cam said Joe just gets launched. And I, dude, Cam is such a funny storyteller. Like that's why I need him to do it because he was like, man, I'm just sitting there on the dock watching my boy fly through the air. And I'm thinking this is it. And I'm just, dude, if you guys knew Joe, too, like this image is just too gold.

It seems like your reaction. Yeah, that Joe seemed like he survived well. Joe's all good. But, man, I just like, it's kind of like, have y'all ever been on a blob? Oh, yeah. Oh, I used to get launched on a blob. Yeah. Dude.

God, the blob. Church camp, blob. Bob me up. Dude, we had this guy Mitchell Felton. Shout out Mitchell. We went to a Young Life Camp in Colorado. and Kirkac Creek. Yeah, exactly. That's the camp sitting and I met at. Really? But we'll tell that story next. Yeah, there was a, they had a blob out there and there's this girl, Haley. She was actually, she went on to be a cheerleader at Clemson. So she's like little little. And Mitchell is like 320.

Always got to get the big boys. Right. Went to Greenwood High School, same high school as DJ Swaranger, Josh Norman, all these guys, Armani Edwards. So he's massive. Play-Doh line there. And we're, we're going to. were like, dude, you have to launch her. And you know, she's a flyer. She's used to it. And she flew. I swear, dude, we were like, the photo is just like, you're like, everybody's looking at a star that you can barely see. And she landed, dude, she was bruised from it. It was all time. You know there was a split second in there where she's like, oh no. Why did I do this?

But man, I've been there. Camp legend. Camp legend. Blab is sick. I wish we had a camp. Like, we, I went to camp. It was just called Camp Winstab. It was more of like, uh, just like your stereotypical. Like a Y'm. Like, summer camp.

Exactly. And like, we had, we played like some fun games and stuff, but like nothing, like where there was a lake or anything, they had like a pool and they had the woods and we could just go fuck around. Young life camp, man.

Yeah. They do it right for their summer camps. I got accidentally head butted by one of the counselors one time. You were playing tag and I snuck up behind the guy and, like, tried to tag him and he, for whatever reason went like that, just fucked my nose out. I loved going to camp every year.

Funny stories, we had like these shared cabins with a big old, there was like two churches, shared cabin, big old space in the middle. And that's where I started playing in like four square. We would play against them in four square. And like just the best memory.

Also the blob. When the line, like you have your two hours of free time. Everybody goes to the lake. Lines long for the blob. I remember like if you didn't land on the blob because it was far down there, you jump down there and you slide off. You're cooked. Your whole free time is just fucked.

That crawl out there is nerve wrecking. Yeah. But even when you like jump and land, it's wet because people have been jumping on it. trying to get to the end. You fall off the blog like you don't get to get launched Worst feeling ever. Was yours an overnight camp?

Yeah, I was there for like a week. Yeah, ours was just parents drop us off in the morning pick us up at night. I always felt bad for the people that I had to launch. I was like they're not about that point.

They don't even leave the blob. They just kind of fall into the water. Dude, speaking of shared cabins, the whole idea of when you're in middle school and a teacher tells you to be quiet and you just cannot stop laughing with your buddies. There's almost an even funnier moment when you're in a shared cabin. And it's like some 23 year old kid who's like had enough with all of the stuff all day.

And it's like it's bedtime. And there's really no repercussions if you're going to be like, but the fun, just like someone just going like farting and just like some inside joke that's been like beat too hard all day. Like, oh man, I love that time of night when everyone's just trying to settle down. And you just can't stop laughing. Did y'all ever do ax bombs? Yeah, I actually got suspended for one.

Jack actually broke his left foot. Yeah, this was my fourth break. Sixth grade, I ax bombed the hallway the day before Christmas break, or two days before Christmas break. But in gym class, we had a tournament for volleyball that was going on three weeks prior. And my team- Middle school volleyball tournament in the school is so elite. Unreal.

And so the two teams in the- Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, new? Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special.

So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And, well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.

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Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports. The championship got to play in front of the whole school at the pep rally going into Christmas break, and my team is on there. And so what do I do? I jeopardize everything I've worked for in my whole life. You're the Alabama basketball player. Literally. So I axpom the hallway. but I don't tell any of my friends.

I just do it during a period when I went to the bathroom and then it happens and then everyone's like goes out and it was bad and people are like what my friend's like what the fuck? And I'm like,

you do this? Obviously they check the cameras. I'm on it. I get called in the office. My mom gets called in and Dr. Kendrick who was just, you can just imagine

like one of the vice principals who always had your number pulls me in and I'm so nervous. And the first, question she asked me and my mom is, did you know that you could have killed someone when you did this because there was a kid who had an allergic reaction. They had a call ambulance. He couldn't breathe. They take him to the hospital. And I'm so nervous. I go, yes. And my mom goes, no, he did not.

She goes, he did not know he could kill someone. And I'm like, no, no, no. They end up suspending me. So they suspend me for the one half day, which sucks because it's like, if you get to spend, at least you get a whole day of school off, they suspend me for the one day where this vice principal knew how much it would kill me that I could not compete in front of the school for the volleyball. Of course my team wins too. No one remembers my name. They're just like, you're that kid with the cast?

Like, gotcha. Dude, the nervous, not knowing the answer the moment is so wild. Especially in middle school, you never know the answer. You like know they're pressing you and it's in 50-50 and you just quickly have to say it. I'm like, yes, I would have killed him if I could. I went to a baseball

like travel tournament in Cooperstown like where the baseball Hall of Fame is And like, it's literally just house after house, like of just all of the different teams. And you just get close with different teams. And like, you would just run and just ax mom and just sprint back to your dorm. And it's like the giggles of somebody making a fart noise. And the coach is like, shut the fuck up. It's like, no.

I always wanted to go to Cooperstown, not to play baseball just to be in the shenanigans with the boys. Yeah. It was, it was fun. Dude, we're just talking about how bad, like how much. much of a bummer it is like that you nobody remembers your name from the volleyball win i was talking to connor and he was they went to the little league world series and he they made it to like the final eight or whatever and he made a top 10 play so he gets the number nine play and he's saying you know in my head after it happens i'm thinking i'm like man this one could make it on tv and he said that they were

i think they might have even been in studio when top 10 plays was rolling number nine from the the league world series team nashville uh there's a play like you know pop out play and they said the wrong name oh it doesn't even matter at that point it's like you wish you hadn't even made the play exactly dude can you imagine being in middle school you're on top 10 plays you're watching it and they don't say your name like well we can't really see if that's you i don't know it's got blurry you're just telling you you're dude that's that's me right me you're your your boy boys are like not man that's not you exactly what number was your top 10 play uh number three uh number three and they were like

fortunately Mitch made the catch unfortunately they lost the game on number two and it's like it was the back out to or whatever it was like Chris Paul cuss the lead to 30 yeah unfortunately they lost you have the highest top 10 play in the office yeah it's true

well Taylor what technically was on the number one's top 10 play but for a long time dude it's it's sad that the top 10 is just not what it used to be It doesn't even mean anything. Sports are just, they don't have that ticker anymore. No web gems, no top 10, no cool segments. The tweet was like eating a bowl of cereal,

again, racing that time up in the top left just to see the top 10 so you have to go reach the bus or whatever. And it's like kids nowadays just don't understand. The anticipation. Well, and that's the thing. It's like, because it would always come on at like, say if you're watching at 8 a.m. It would be the top 10 plays would come on at like 8.53. And for whatever reason, always in your head,

you had somewhere to be a nine and it's like I hope I can stay till number one like and I don't leave too late and it's like now you're older it's like TV is scheduled yeah like it ends at the same time every single day and it's just a bunch of talk shows where they're just arguing with each other but and but I'm saying it's like you're every single day you're thinking like man maybe it ends early but really it's like every single day it ends at the exact same time and you're always late but man that top 10 yeah and like rip back then too you didn't realize that they just the next hours the same exact show. Oh, yeah. Or the hour before was the same event show. Wait a minute, I've seen this play over. We've all been in that situation staying up too late where you've hit like your second or third run

of Sports Center and you're like, I got to turn this off. It's not even fun anymore. Now look at us, man. Now we are a sports center. How long have we been going, Derek? 30 minutes. We got more at us.

Yeah. We need at least 10 minutes. Yeah, we need at least 10 minutes. Yeah, we need. tennis we need camp camp's race yeah which one you want to start with you go all right y'all were here when i got to text that i was that i was playing singles i was visibly anxious i started getting nervous so we took to the courts i got that text on went this past wednesday and on friday i hit up my boy tyler he's a grinder he's similar level to me we didn't grow up neither of us grew up playing tennis

but he's athletic and he's in shape one of the most in shape people i know and we go play friday at shelby park and it's just a two-match grinder and I'm up 5-2 in the second set and my fingers start my my blister pops basically and I'm thinking I can't like I can't quit now like I know I got to stay healthy for my match we push it I'm starting to like serve with my pinky out hit four hands with my pinky out it's falling apart it gets to 5-5 and I'm like the number one thing in my head I'm like dude I cannot go to a tie break like my hand's just going to get worse but now I'm also like I don't want to be that guy that's like it's 5-5 and I try to quit so it's his serve I tell him like dude we I have these blisters I do not want to go to a tie break next next service game wins and it's your serve I end up beating him

and then so you know he's a good friend so it's like oh bro you're you're a punk like you quit you you gave up whatever go buy some tennis shoes on Saturday morning matches on Sunday I'm wearing my tennis shoes all day. I wear him out to San Volleyball. I'm at San Volleyball. Haven't played in a while and I'm feeling it. I go and make one play and I try to hit it back over my head and my shoulder pops twice. And I'm thinking that initial fear you get when something pops and you're just like, dude, there's no shot that I dislocated my shoulder. But it popped twice. I'm like, maybe it was in and out. And it's fine. And ultimately, like, I'm moving it around and it still hurts today. But I'm like, it's my left arm. It's all good. But that happened in game.

three of this series in San Volleyball in the championship. So now there's a narrative starting of JP P Punk's out in the biggest moments, which kills me. Match day comes. My shoes are broken in. I met up with the boys out of Germantown. Actually, on Saturday, they saw my tennis shoes, all white Adidas, breaking them in. And, dude, the feeling, because I've never really did an individual sport, and I know it's just rec league tennis.

but that feeling of stepping onto the court in an individual sport when you haven't competed in a while and you get that anxiousness it's all on you but man it's like and when that first serve happens it's like this is what it's all about like I'm finally back out here in the arena again competing and dude I know none of you guys are tennis fans really so this is the worst part about my matches I got beat 6-2-6-1 but it was a lot closer than the score I remember you saying every point went to a... Dude, we went to Deuce so many times, which is basically 40-40.

And we're in grinders of points. Like we probably had two or three 20 plus shot rallies, which is crazy in tennis. You're making top 10 plays, you're doing a 20-shot rally, the French Open. Fortunately, we're at Centennial. But this guy, he was, he just, he made way less mistakes to me. I had plenty of, I like to verbally abuse myself. especially in individual sports. You know, I look over at sitting.

I'm like, I'm worthless. I should never step out here. Like, why do I do this? But then the very next point, I'm like, we'll probably win. My coach comes over, talk to me. He's like, you got work on self-talk. I'm like, dude, trust me. Like, I need this.

I've moved on in the next point. But it was one of the most fun, probably one of the most fun days I've had all year. That's awesome. And just to, and it's the sport I didn't grow up competing in. So like to do something new. And I know that I had fun because getting my butt whoops sucks, but it's also like, I can't wait to go back.

Do you have another one on Sunday? Well, I'm going to be in Japan. So it's my Japan training arc. And when I come back, yeah, heads will be taken. You come back with like this samurai headband. Samurai headband, hopefully a katana. But yeah, it was a blast. later on in the season

I'll send out the official invite Yeah And I'll get some lessons from Jack's mom Yeah she could Definitely My serve was struggling Only double faulted like two or three times But zero pace on my serve

If I told me to play on Sunday She'd probably be out there She's played thousands of matches At Centennial UTSA Mix doubles tournament with your mom That would be fired She's won the whole state and nationals Like three times before

She's older now, so, but she was, she's a, I've met like moms in passing in my life where they're like, your mother is Kathy McPherson. They're like, you know what she is to Nashville's Tennessee. And I was like, no. Like, no, but thank you for telling me. That's beautiful. That is a, Kathy McPherson is a great tennis name. Dude, I'd love to get out there and hit some rallies too.

If you ever need someone just to hit, be a wall with, I'd love getting out there playing tennis for. It's too hot. Why don't your mom go pro? dude it's yeah mom why didn't you go pro like did she get into it later my mom got into it later she was more volleyball player growing up and then uh why did she got into it i think as exactly so why didn't you go pro volleyball

but she her like uh peak was probably between the ages of 35 and 50 and she was that like when we were growing up she was very very involved in tennis competitive league tennis so she still loves it so that's all her Yeah, I'll film it next time. Coop. First of all, has anybody in here been to like an Iron Man race for like any other friends or family?

No sir. Not to an Iron Man but triathlons. I'm sure it's similar. Insane the crowd. Because you have, and this is the second one I've been to now, and I think that's one of those things where the crowd is pretty consistent of what it's going to be every time because there are some people that die for this shit. but over 2,000 racers and then all the stuff that's blocked off, and then you have like almost triple that for like family supporters. I mean, Camp had six of us.

So like that's for every race. Like it's just insanely busy. Just everything in that city basically shut down in that radius. But it, first of all, or I already said first of all, second of all, shout out to camp because when you, you've grown out, man with a full-time job and a wife and like the the amount of training that goes into that especially for your first time i mean you're always training it is like almost another full-time job yeah so like i kind of kept at like camp would up days like when he goes to the lake and swims to train

like you have to swim every day after work swimming at like the local like gym and then biking like finding a group to bike with like really practice and then running is it one mile swim 100 mile bike marathon? Is that an iron man? It's just over a mile swim, like 56 miles biking, and then 14 running, I think. It's a half iron man.

Unfortunately, the wind on Sunday was insane. Like, hurricane level went. Like, the lake, the waves were, like, capping. It looked like the Bermuda triangle out there. It was, they canceled the swim. Which sucks because, like,

And there's, they, so they canceled the swim for everybody. The professionals, because there are people who are labeled, I didn't know really until this one, I didn't even know at the last one. There's professionals. They let them swim 350 meters and then like calculated their time based on that. Like I said, there's people that that is their full-time job, which is just insane. But it sucks at Camp didn't get to do the swim. But he got to, we saw him take off on the bike, which was cool.

The way that they do, it's like waves like, boop, boop, boop. and then they like release a crowd. And then he was off. And then we didn't see him on the bike because they just go off 60 miles. Where was this again? It was in Texas in Lake Louis, like Little Elm. Just a, their first time hosting too,

which the logistics of that crazy. I know there was some like incidents. Like this one woman got like got hit by a police car while she was biking got like helicoptered away. Crazy. I found that out after. But it's fun because on the app you can track like certain checkpoints and you can see their pace, like, slow down.

For everybody. I'm sure for everybody. You start to really struggle. Yeah. But it was sick, and it was fun to be, like, even though we're, when he got to the run, we got to see him every, because of the run is laps, big laps. So, like, every 30 minutes we would see camp come by and be like, let's go. But, uh, oh, and also, the crowd, they let you cross, like, the track.

Like, they have, like, ushers that kind of, like, say, okay, you can go now. Now, big crowd about to cross this like big, like almost near the finish for like the professionals that they were getting done. Everybody else was like halfway into the race. We all cross and I come within like an inch of hitting a runner because like they're all like shoveling us and I'm like go go. I didn't like we didn't hit anybody our crowd. But there's like these spectators that are like, oh come on.

Oh, they're 80 miles into a race. First of all, it's not even 80 miles. But I'm like, I'm like, brother, they told us to go. What do you want from us? I'll do better if I just went weaved with it. The crowds don't get enough credit that show up to Iron Man's marathons because all the signs too. Yeah, we'll see you for five seconds. Yeah.

I'm like, I understand you trained hard. You did a lot of these things. But this race started at 5 a.m. And I was here at 5 a.m. Just to see you for 10 seconds. Insane. But it is worth it for the finish. The finish is really fun.

We got a good spot, like camped out. the finish line, there's all a big spectacle. Some people, I was praying camp didn't do this. Like, camp finished, like, you know,

like, at his pace, like, he said hi, like, and ran, there was like, some dude like jumping,

like, high, like, like, like, like all this, like, people would, like just sick if camp

hit the jump. If, me and, me and Diego, my, my future brother-in-law were kind of judging some of these people because they were like,

really making it all about them as a cross-fish summer. Like, all right, like, Come on. Mic up at one of these events would be all time. But then Camp Cross normal, I was like, that's my fucking dog. And you know what?

Breaking news, I'll break you right now. Job's not finished. Didn't get to do a swim. Camp Comstock has signed up for an Iron Man in October to finish what he started. And I will be back for that. Shout out camp. Is that in Texas as well? It is in Waco.

Sherm's stomping grounds. Maybe we go to a bailer game. Is it full or half? Half. Okay. Maybe full in the future. I don't know. Dude, that shit is,

I've done like a triathlon and it was 300 meter swim a 5k run in like a 15 mile bike by the end of that I was so tired that swim man like it was and I the swim took me like three minutes because of the current being so fast but like it's just on his back it's just back it was swam it in the Cumberland and it was freezing and that water's disgusting I was gonna say man I've lived here my whole life and I've never swamming the Cumberland but Is it by the Titan Stadium or is it? Yeah, dude. Where all the barges and boats go, needles and dead people there. And like the place to get out of the water and I don't know how it is or would have been there, but it like bottlenecks. So like there's 75 people trying to get out in like a 10 foot like wide area. Everyone peeing.

And you're just getting, you just get. Take your chance to be. You start to get like worked up and you just have to like calm yourself down. But I mean, that's, I. thought I was going to die during a run. Dude, the bathroom thing is funny because I was thinking, like, you're going through all these fluids, but you're like, you're going through him. So, like, I didn't think camp in like, he's in the suit.

He finishes the race. He's like, we're like, dude, your time, like kept getting slower. So he's like, I stopped every lap to pee like twice. Dang. He's like, I had to pee so the whole race. I was like, dude, I couldn't do that. It would take me two minutes before I had to pee again. Right.

Yeah. With my bladder. That's, I mean, shout out camp. Shout out camp. I hope he gets to swim the next one because like I said, jobs not finish. And also,

both Iron Man's that I've gone to support friend, brother, swim got canceled for both of them. So if the swim gets canceled in Waco, I can't. You got to be done.

I can't show up to them. You got to compete next time. It would just get canceled. I can't be near it. Is you going to get a tattoo? I don't think so because that was another thing me and Diego were like,

look at everybody's ankle. They all have it. If he did a fool, I'd be like, you got to get the tattoo. You are an Ironman. Yeah. Damn, that was...

I mean, the tattoo was very prominent. I noticed that in Florida, too, the first one I went to. Everybody has it in, like, the same place, like, on their ankle calf area. The end of the day, Iron Man is a scam. You pay a lot to do it. Yeah. How much is it? I forget exactly.

I'm sure the fool is, like, way more. But you have to pay hundreds for the race itself, and then, you know, like, the bike, the suit. it's all expensive. Yeah. I think the triathlon here was like 150. And it's funny because my brother was saying like there's some people with these nice bikes that he was passing and they were just going snail pace and he's like, he's sitting there thinking like, why'd you buy this bike?

Yeah, $1,000. You're just going, why are you like if you're not like trial, like if you're just doing it to finish, why'd you buy this bike? There were bikes that literally sound like transformers. Yeah. And the professionals, it was funny. they all like it looked like a faceless army they all came out of the water they were the same height like they all had the same suit on like all they had the best gear they all look the exact

same and they had like helmets that made them look like they were from tron the ones with like the aerodynamic slip on the bag yes yes and they all had the same one i was like no way camp has that helmet i would have known about that but camp had on edge the whole race i'm camp's biggest supporter but i was like camp you can't be celebrating across the finish live i'm glad you didn't No tron helmets, no cell brain across the train. The tron helmets. It literally looked like the grid. Like people were just running out.

They were all, it was insane. We should do, there's a Spartan race in Nashville in October. We should all do it. What, 5K? I think it's 5K or 10K. That's like boot camp, right? It's like the tough mudrace.

Like where you're going to the mud and the... Yeah, there's like mud. There's like so many obstacles. Monkey bars. There's like monkey bar ones. You got to pull like a sack thing up. Oh, you got to carry my... carry like a shit right up like a thing of rocks like it's there's no point in any of it but it's just

like a like you can see if you're a spartner or not yeah i want to do you either be a spartner or an iron man in today's world one of these one of these years i want to do high rocks and i think jack you're gonna you would be yeah my gym is huge high rocks proponents what's that going walk on like the new age crossfit uh there's that that was a legit question there there's five events it's a it's inside usually like a convention center and you'll run I believe it's a kilometer yeah kilometer you do squatted med ball tosses you do sled pushes you do burpee broad jumps yeah farmer carries and by the end of it usually like a really high competing teams in or between like 57 minutes so like an hour and then anywhere after that's kind of in it but yeah my gym has

some real hardos. Shout out booth camp. It's a fucking awesome place to get better. But we have two girls who went to nationals, excuse me not nationals, globales or whatever they call it. Worlds. Yeah, worlds. In France and placed third. Like they're absolute machines. One's name is literally machine meg. Shout a machine meg. But high rocks is a very intense thing. Jack Jones and broads are doing it in New York in May. So that'll be that'll be fun. But it's high rocks. High Rocks, H-Y-R-O-X, I think. But yeah, it's kind of like the new age cross-fit games, if you want, with less like barbell-weighted stuff.

It's more like body work and then med balls and sled pushes and then kettlebells. Best I can do is a MRF. Yeah. More like calisthenic. Definitely. But it's taken over. If you're in like a gym community, you've probably seen high rocks athletes. But yeah, I don't know.

I'm up to talk about it. I'm kind of waiting to see if the wave dies down. Just stick with the Iron Man. We all check it out of the MRF last year with Taylor. Yeah. I haven't done a MRF. You know what you did. We were going to do one at Lipscomb, I think.

But it was Memorial Day Week. Oh, we had off. I couldn't remember why that fizzled out. I know the booth camp does the MRF every year, right? Yeah, I did it two years ago. Definitely will get you. The pull-ups and push-ups with the weighted vests start eating you alive. But it's for a good cause, man.

Yeah. Yeah. So. You're down to do it. I think like after last year, every year I want to do something like physically. Challenging. Yeah, but not like a just kind of like a legit event kind of thing. Yeah.

And I just on your own. Yeah. Because people, you can do an Iron Man just on your own. Yeah. If you want. Just go for a 10 mile run for fun, which is insane to me. Do you celebrate that win? Would you allow the celebration if you did a solo Iron Man?

Oh, no. To me, that's way. more impressive. The solo? If you did a solo. Because you don't have everything blocked off for you.

I don't know. It's who versus everyone at that point. I wish y'all could see the type of people I'm talking about. Oh, I have a perfect idea. I know exactly. When you said faceless army, I'm still thinking about that.

See, those are the guys who are crossed with like straight face. I'm talking about the... Is it raining? It might be. There's also... Swim canceled. There's also a guy that ran by

in one of the, like, lapse trying to be a comedian he's like I guys I really have to poop right now I'm like dude just run he's trying to make the crowd laugh shut up and dribble people high-fiving like all these kids that I know they don't know I'm like come on coop is really a hater dude I'm really not though there's some people that I'm just like you're doing too much and they are respect them for like I couldn't do it you could do it yeah I could do it maybe I'm not going to try I probably we pull something. We should create our own coop. It's super short distance, super short swim, but we charge people like $500 a person, maybe per event, but tell them you can't get the medal

unless you do all three events. You have to wear buss and, like official bus and merge. Just for the one event to get canceled. Yeah. Dude, luckily, all the suits that they wear, well, I think this is how they get you is it's like a multi-perper, like it's not just for the, like you're not buying the wet suit just for the swim it's like an ironman suit so it's for all of it so like you have to buy the swim gets canceled even though you bought this thing for the swim and guess what it's it's for everything else so you're good you know what i mean did he get money back because the swim was canceled i actually don't know how that works probably not i would say no no i would say no they still got like their medal for finishing though did he have like the camp have

what was camp wearing if that kind of sounds weird to ask he was wearing like a basic one like he didn't you know describe it more in detail guys I you wouldn't even believe it

all black like there's nothing to describe just black the pants like the pants I wore were like kind of like not joggers like biking shorts yeah like biking shorts

and they had like a smaller butt pad and I just swam it definitely looked something like I mean I gotta show you all picture I can describe it other than like a black wetsuit looking thing.

Yeah. And it's funny because after- How tight was it? It was pretty tight. And he's chiseled. Hey. He's strong boy. Shout out camp, man.

It's funny. It's when he goes after the race, he's like, because if you're doing it for the first time and it's not your whole personality, like it's not camps, but sometimes it is for people. Y'all know what I mean.

Dude, I feel like this is truly a stand-up comedy set. Like, no, you all know what I mean, though. A hundred percent. Yeah. I'm saying you're crushing it, too. But we're talking after, and camp's like, like, obviously he wants to do the swim. He each train for it. So he's going to do one more and do the swim.

That's decided. That's fine. He was thinking after like, he's like, yeah, like, I don't have to do it again. I'm like, could you imagine just like, they just show, like training like a few months for this Iron Man and just showing up being like, yeah, I can do this too. And they're just quitting. And all the professionals, like, I think that's hilarious. I think it's more funny to be one and done than to be a lifer. Because you just show up, say, yeah, I can do this.

this too. I'm an Iron Man. Got my metal. Bye y'all. Nothing makes you special. Yeah. I saw Iron Man at the airport. People flew into Little Elm for that. To your point, I know we got to get rolling here, but this is like one of my one of my friends,

I guess he had a friend that was going through Navy SEAL training, and so they did, you know, they made it all the way through to get to Hell Week or whatever. And he was like, dude, the number one guy in our class. Like he crushed everything. You know, zero mental breakdowns,

but like when they got to the part where hey, hell week's over, congratulations, y'all have completed the hardest part, yada yada, this one guy was just like, I don't think this really for me. I'm like,

imagine going through Navy SEAL training with all these people quitting and then at the very end, you're just like, I don't know if this is really the life I want. Same vibe. If Camp would have walked away right there, I'd be like,

that is awesome. Yeah. Hilarious. I'm sure once he does the full thing, he'll probably be like, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I think that's where it's going. Yeah, deal.

Camp Comstock episode and Mitch Carsley, number 40 episode. Shout out, man. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that is dope. And he was just fine after. I was like, dude, I would be dead. I'd be like Michael Jordan on the ground. And then, and then, guys, I'm sorry, the last thing.

They had like a massage table station that all these races went to and got their legs massage after the race. And it was just lined up with like massage table, massage table, all these people get a massage. Not camp. Just saying. I got one, unfortunately. just to let you know. I'd have been on that table. Well, you gotta get in line

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