Bussin' With The Boys - KFC & Feitelberg

Episode Date: May 10, 2022

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Right. You know what I'm saying? I don't point fingers. dude, I point the thumb. This was on me. This was on us. This is on the leadership. Leadership of the crew right there.

Even if like Blas is running computers and doing all that stuff in the back and doesn't have a backup and stuff like that, that's on us for not having a backup for him. It doesn't matter that I don't have a password. It doesn't matter that I can't even get into this stuff to even do anything if I wanted to because I don't know any of that stuff. We have no clue. We had no clue.

However, it's on us. It's not on Blas. Who was supposed to make sure that was all taking care of, but it's not on him. It's on us. Correct. All right. As long as we're open. as long as we're a

he was a little Bloss his bike though Round of applause He's got a torn ACL As we say Or wait Torn Patel attendant As we speak

Torr-Patelli But the dude's a grinder He's on the bus Yes he dropped the ball On the episode It's not his fault It's our fault Absolutely

But it's great to have you back Bloss It really is dude It's nice to see you I feel Did you get Did you get shorter Is your chair A little shorter

What's the deal Why you so much lower Than Jack I just Okay You just dropped it low Okay that's a lot better I was thinking, man, Jack must have had a gross spurt.

Or that Patella, they must have done a lot to your leg over there. You know what I'm saying? But I'm glad you're feeling all right. But yes, for those of you watching on the YouTube, excited to see some laughs, some giggles, some back and forth. You're going to get all that, but in a beautiful slideshow presentation.

Yeah. And I really hope, and I know it's not going to, because we have a lot of tier ones out there that are going to fucking ride through it for us. I hope it doesn't affect the YouTube numbers. Yeah. I'm not sure. I know people are probably listening a lot more

in their vehicle right now because they know they're not going to get the visual experience that they might hope for. But you know that tier ones are going to double down. They're already subscribing to Spotify Apple. You know they're going to be watching in the premiere. They're going to watch the episode on YouTube. Because the thing about YouTube, even like you can run the YouTube

and not even still watch. You know what I mean? You just have a plane in your vehicle. So some people just like YouTube, like they're just subscribed to YouTube more. But this is a great time for everybody who is listening to please subscribe to the boys on Spotify and Apple because that helps us. It's the grittier way to build the audience. It's the grittier way to build a fan base.

It's through audio. We have been told audio is king, and we need to, we need to grind it out. We need to subs. Do the audio. On fucking Apple and Spotify. And you can double down, too.

If you want to do YouTube and audio, that's up to you. We're not telling you how to live your life. But if you want to, you can do both those things. People we love more. Yeah. Are subscribed to all of it.

No question, because we know they support us a lot. And if I know you support me so much, why wouldn't I support you back that much? You know what I'm saying? If you're on the YouTube, jump on the audio as well. I know a lot of people like the DC these beautiful faces.

But go just jump that audio and maybe put that thing on play while your phone's charging. It doesn't affect nobody, right? We got the Wi-Fi. I don't affect nobody. Dude, great episode, though. It's a fantastic episode. It's on KFC. It is, it's unbelievable.

It's one of those pause we talk about all the time where if the monitor doesn't have to, we don't need the monitor. It's a great podcast. We did need the monitor. It was kind of like, go, go, go. It was a Seinfeld episode. There was zero context to anything. We just kind of ripped and had a great time.

Yeah. I loved it. I really wish. and I hate, I'm not going to beat a dead horse here because this is on us. This is on us. But I really wish there was video because I think it would have...

God. I know, because now clips. Oh, I forgot about clips. I didn't want to bring it up and I knew you weren't thinking about it. Yeah, of course I'm not thinking of a doer, you know? Now no clips. But that's not Boss's fault. No, it's on us.

We don't point fingers. No. It's on us, dude. We'll figure it out. I know. Your ones are going to ride with the boys, but it was a great episode. I know you guys fucking love the Burt Chrysher episodes last

week. The KFC Fidelberg one is another just all-time high It really is, dude. It really is. It's outstanding. I think, do you guys want to do? Shout-out, no free shout-out the week? Mm-hmm. You want to do that, Shathev and do? No, shout-out, no free shan. Did we not do

Tear Talk with fights in KFC? No, they had to go to Shane's podcast. Oh, they do Shane. Okay, side note, dude, real quick with Shane Gillis. Guys, kind of a homie. I kind of think he's hilarious. I watch his stand-up on, in Austin, Texas. If you go to YouTube and you see Shane Gillis' shit there, dude,

it's fucking hilarious. The way he interacts with the crowd. He has adversity. His storytelling is so good. Makes you fucking laugh so hard, dude. I'm a huge fan of it. I hated the fact because we didn't... Did we know Shane yet?

No. We didn't know Shane yet. When he came on the bus? No, no. I'm talking about when they had to leave to go to do Shane's podcast. He was doing our by the next day. No, because Shane was coming on the next day. Right.

We didn't know Shane. So I was pretty upset when they had to leave. But when Shane came on. He was great. You guys have obviously seen it. You guys have done amazing numbers for us. And not only that, but on the group chat. Shane's been fucking, he's been a homie.

He's a boy. He's a legit homie. Big dog. He's a guy you can FaceTime. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He's a bro, dude. He's for sure, bro.

Fucking a bro. So we got a little tear talk going right now. Is that what we're doing right now? A little tear talk for the squad. And I believe, Jackie, if you want to grab the mic, you can explain to us to your talk. Tear talk this week is best. And, well, I got in, we'll forget that. That was the last week's episode.

or next week's, your last shout-out. But best barbecue sides. We all love a good barbecue like Will a lot of shout-out. We're going for the best sides. You know, you got the main course, but the sides is really where it hits. That's where you figure out if it's, like, quality or not. You can make a good meat, but the sides, that's where the love comes.

So, yeah, who wants to start us off? It's one of y'all, too. It's just y'all, so. I want to, if it's okay, if you will, I'd like to go first because I'm not as well versed as you are. Really? And I don't want to be swayed by your stuff, because I think in this situation,

I would lean towards your things more. Okay. Do you mind? No, not at all. I would love tier. Tier one, two, three. What are your top three sides? And that's just working with this one.

And I'm nervous. I didn't do a whole lot of homework on this. I'm not a huge sides guy. I am a big size guy. No, I'm a big sides guy. I am a big side. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Just one week before training cave,

like, when you have kind of like, hey, I'm going to enjoy myself a little bit more. Let me know so we can like, I want to do a barbecue right. for you. I truly do. I truly fucking do. Your birthday is July 22nd. Your boy's birthday is July 22nd.

I was going to say, what? No, fuck are you talking about? I said, look at me, I go, your boy, I met. I met your boy. My birthday. They go, you do a little something then. All right. My tier one off the top, it looks like these are, my tier one seems kind of easy to me. I think it's going to be the mac and cheese. I think mac and cheese

is a fire tier. I think there's a lot of ways to fuck up mac and cheese. But if you have it done right, it's going to be pretty unbelievable. And for those of you wondering how I eat my barbecue, I like to kind of cut it up and mix together. I do enjoy doing that. It's so that I think the mac and cheese really helps with that for me. The next one, now this is tough because I want to keep the mac and cheese with it.

You know what I'm saying? So if I was taking my tier one with my tier two, what would help me with that? Biscuits. I think biscuits would definitely be, oh, okay, all right. Biscuits are... Biscuits are number two on my list. And I think the third one here is a bit of a sleeper. And it's one of my favorites.

I'm going to go with the deviled egg. The devil d' egg is my third tier. I think that is a sleeper. And I enjoy this. It wasn't on my list, but I enjoy a good devil day. Okay. I like that. Listen, the whole time I did that,

I was feeling levels of insecurity. I haven't felt since middle school. So I really hope everyone enjoyed that. I'm nervous. I'm afraid. I don't want to stamp something on it. I'm not going to stamp this one, but I'm proud of what I just did. To me, your sides are kind of like a Sunday meal type of.

Like, the family's getting together after church, and you just picked mac and cheese biscuits and deviled eggs. Yeah. Like, a couple of those, they don't really scream barbecue to me. Oh, really? Well, I'm just looking at the sides. But, like, that's your truth. I mean, you've heard about my childhood. There's not a lot of barbecues going on in my life, right?

Not a lot of barbecues. I didn't have a lot of opportunities there. And I love that you gave deviled eggs a nice little shout out. I love devil eggs. Devil's eggs are fucking awesome. Yeah. My tier one, tier two,

tier three. I'm so excited to hear this and I can't understand my own up mind. My favorite side, just period in life. But I know we're talking about barbecue. So I'm fired up that I get to feature it,

but it's baked beans. It is my favorite side of all time. Oh, really? Yes. And they got to be... Texas. They got to be good. Just the whole state calling you there, buddy?

Texas. Texas. Texas. Texas. Texas. Texas. But, dude, good baked beans, you can't beat on, bro. I'm talking, you lay out a nice cooking, what is it, like cookware glass.

What is that called? A dish, a cooking dish. Okay. You throw in a couple cans of baked beans. Three cans of pork and beans. Okay. Lay over top. Bacon strips.

Oh. You cut rings of peppers. Place them over top. Slice a couple onions. Place them over top. Brown sugar. ketchup. Oh.

More bacon. And you set that thing at $2.25 for a good two to three hours. And bro, those are the greatest baked beans that you can have. Really? Yes. I did a different dish over the weekend. I know you were over at their house. I don't know if you tried the baked.

I didn't try any of it. I smoked some baked beans this time. And they were phenomenal. Chopped up diced, pepper, onion, garlic. Dice it all up. Natural ingredients, not like pepper, like, or not garlic like out of the jar. Right. I'm talking.

Real deal. Right. Real deal. I open that shit up for real. Filet that onion type deal. Brown it up. And then you go again, boom. Three cans, pork and beans.

Okay. Brown sugar. Fourth cup brown sugar. No bacon bits? Yeah, no bacon bits. Bacon comes on last. Stupid. Fourth cup of brown sugar.

Fourth cup of mustard. And then you put nine strips of bacon underneath over top of it. And then you put that thing in the smoker. Again, $2.25 for a good two and a half hour smoke. Big beans are my number one. I know I was on the baked bean one's hard. Big beans to me are the best side dish fucking in America.

Wow. My number two, hash brown casserole. I think. That's not even on here. Yeah, that's just that one page. Those are just references. Oh. You get a good hash brown casserole mixing that shit with the baked beans.

And another thing on the baked beans. And another thing. Big beans you can have the next day, like leftovers cold. Like you can eat baked beans cold. To me, that's like a sleeper thing that you can do with baked beans is eating them cold. A lot of side dishes. A lot of your shadow of the week. Yeah, a lot of side dishes.

A lot of side dishes you can't do that. You got to heat them back up. Big beans, you can eat them things cold. The hash brown casserole is number two. And my number three, my number three is a little more unique. It's not something that is like on a list or something like that because it comes from one of my favorite places back in Deloge. And it's called a Mary J. Slop. And what you do is you take baked beans.

potato salad and you take coleslaw and you mix it all together. I think that's cheating. That's a little cheat. Yeah, that's a little cheat. That is, if I got to go for a pure three, I would say maybe. You're good time. I know. I know.

I'm not in a rush. Maybe a potato salad. Okay. I don't know. Like, potato salad can be a hit and miss, but I do think a good potato salad is fucking crucial for a barbecue plate, dude. But if I could go unique, if I can throw my little special, my honorable mention, it would be Mary J. Slop.

Back in Deloge, Missouri, dude, you got the baked beans, you got the potato salad, and you got the cold slaw, all mixed together to make a nice little dish. Really? My mouth's watering right now. I'm kind of hungry right now, too. Oh. Okay? With a pork steak and then some smoked ribs.

We're getting wings after this, boys? That's the deal. Does wings kind of a side? Do wings kind of a side? I don't think wings would be a side. I think wings are either a meal or an appetizer. Okay, so it's not a side. I'd say no side.

Yeah, because you never say, let me get the brisket with the side of wings. Right. You never say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like to say, I thought we were going off this list. I think street corn is one of my favorite sides of all time,

but I don't know if that's a barbecue thing. You can do some corn at a barbecue, bro? I fuck with street corn heavy, bro. Fuck with street corns. I love it. Should we do this shout, a no free shout out on this one, or they get it in our podcast on Thursday?

I think it should get on their podcast on Thursday. The only reason why is we just shot our Thursday pod, and I really don't have a second one. Okay. And everybody listening, like, we've got the two a week. Two weeks. Eight weeks. For the next, now we've had one week.

So the next seven weeks. Two weeks and Thursdays dropping same times. Yeah, dude, we did our shoutout? No free shoutouts on Thursday. I think the main thing is that you guys just need to know that we are fucking grinding for the squad right now. We're getting two in because we know that we know you guys love it. We know you guys fucking love the content.

And we just please keep subscribing, rating five stars. You have no idea. you how much it helps. It sounds so stupid that we do it every single week. You kind of feel like you're groveling a little bit. A little monotonous, but it's all good. But consistency is key. Discipline number one, consistency, consistency number two. Those two things will breed you for success. Please enjoy this episode, right? We're good to go, right? We're good to go. It's going to hit an ad right now because we're 15 minutes in, right, boss?

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when you started having kids, did you find it harder to do everything you're doing now? Or did you start washing yourself a little bit? I didn't watch myself. I've actually been telling myself that, like, probably in a couple years, I should clean it up a little bit with subject matter. Probably in a couple years. But I've been saying that I said that when they were like, Yeah, yes, but like the archives are so deep that I'm like, I don't think like,

it's almost like there's so much material that there's, they're not going to find it. You know what I mean? Yeah, there was like one thing that they could listen to, but I think they're going to drown in it and not hopefully not even care by that time when they're all. But I did, I remember saying like, well, once she's like going like kindergarten and like school, I should maybe and that I didn't change. Yeah, whatever, I'm just going to keep moving the goalposts. Yeah, well, you're never going to be last thing up because I can't talk about other things.

What do you guys need back there? Anything? I was doing it on the mic in case we're keeping it. That's kind of how we do. We just go, so I don't know if that's counted or not. We do it. Okay. I got this little clock up here as soon as that's going.

I know we're live. I know we're moving. We're moving. We need a goddamn clock. We don't have a clock. See, I think the clock very seriously. I was getting a hard time about the clock. I love the clock.

We end up going for like three goddamn hours because I'm like, we're like an hour in, right? They're like, no, three hours and 20 minutes in. Shut up. Have you found just from like a business standpoint? when you do podcast, have you figured out what time is best or is there really no, there's no time for you guys? I was going to say no before we even got to the specific question, but no, we have not figured out anything at all. And in particular, I would say the time is the last thing we figured.

I do believe, I think probably, I think an hour's too short to really get into like a lot of shit that we want to get into. But I do, like, we'll do like two hours of us. And then sometimes we'll have like two interviews. and an episode is like four hours. And I know for myself, if I ever look at like this week's episode of some show that I watch and it's four hours, I'm overwhelmed.

I'm like, I can't. Which is stupid because I could listen to it an hour at a time. Yeah. But just seeing like four hours, it's like when you hear a movie is like, you know, three hours long. You're like, what the fuck? So I do think there's a little bit of,

I think you can go too long, you know? But also, you know, I say that. And like, Joe Rogan's podcast is the biggest in the world and he'll go for three and a half hours. So it's like, if you're, If you're interesting and it's good combo and your fans like it, you know. I'm sure there's a specific, like a number like between an hour

and two of those are the best. But when you got outliers like Joe Rogan, you can kind of do whatever you want. Yeah. And I'd rather do what I want and be like, it's best for us and the people who really fuck with us like it than if there's one fan that we could have grabbed but they were overwhelmed by the fact that it was too long.

I don't know. Fuck it. It's like I still watch the new Batman movie. I see it's on HBO now, but I still have watched that because I'm like, three hours. Three hours of my time. I want to watch it.

But that's where, like, a movie you got to watch to the, to know how it fucking ends. Yeah. A podcast, you can really chop it up however you want. True. And it's not... For me, the number for me is like 57 minutes. If I see 57 minutes on a podcast,

you like that. You like that's easy. Really? But how long do you guys go? Oh, we go anywhere from one or three. Yeah. Because that's where like if we do... I guess the thing is it's like subject by subject

because we'll bring up a topic and we could probably like do it in like five minutes, but we end up doing like 15 to 20 because I got some shit to say. He got some shit to say, then we argue, we debate. Next thing you know that one segment is like, like 25 minutes and we've got five more segments to go. And it's like, well, we could have chopped it down. But I also think that was a much more interesting conversation than the way we did it. I think it was conversational podcast, right?

And like segmented ones too. Like they go into conversation. So we'll have a lot of things. Like we get a voicemail and we'll fucking say all kinds of nonsense and shit. And we don't even ask the question. It'll be like we start doing it in there. That reminds me of. And then we start talking about stuff.

Yeah. That's our best show is when we're like, you know, talking about God knows why. We're like, what was the question? And they're like, what was your favorite like sports? We did it fucking yesterday. We had a voicemail. whereas what was like, it was like someone called

them talking about Arbor Day and they were in, they were in, they were at a ridiculous holiday. Yeah. Yeah. He hated it when he was a kid. So like the,

his wife called him a Grinch of Arbor Day. Yeah. And he was like, what would be other good grinches of other holidays? Yeah. We ended up. We ended up talking about

fucking seals and manatees for like 20 minutes. Seals getting chopped up by boats. Yeah. And I was like, what was the question? How did he there for a holiday? It's like six degrees separation, man.

Sometimes, you know, like, Arbor Day's trees. Celebrating trees, bro. Yeah. I'm a big Arbor Day guy. Arizona, they don't celebrate it. It's just desert out there. It's like a myth.

Arizona's Arbor Day, like celebrate the desert. I don't know. I don't think we got one. I know. People are fucking racist against Arizona is what it is. You know what I'm saying? You don't got it. Racist against people.

When I learned that they didn't celebrate that they didn't celebrate that. That's why. I don't know. You guys are celebrating? No, no, no. No, no, no. No. No.

No. No. We just had a guest on Jenny Mullen. Not until 1990. When were you born? Jenny Mullen. She's a comedian. She's a writer.

She's also married to Jason Biggs. But she grew up in Arizona. She's a little older than us. And she said when she was growing up, they didn't get MLK Day off. And because we were talking about... Hey, you still got to grind. Celebrate it. Then we're talking about it.

And Kevin's like, we should have implemented that in 1869. And I was like, well, let's let him get born, make him earn it first. They're bored literally That's fucking hilarious A town Yeah, no doubt No doubt Well I mean

Where I grew up in Cape Korea I know There's I think three black people In general And they're very celebrated there There's no There's no issues There's an overly celebrated

It's weird A town It's literally white people in Mexicans That's all you got in Arizona That's hilarious I don't know that I didn't know they didn't celebrate that I didn't ever heard it

Until Jenny said it Yeah if anything It was 747 over my head I could never tell I knew about time zone shit Which is insane which I respect. You never...

Shout out fucking doing that. Because I think it's the dumbest shit in the world when I wake up. I mean, it's nice when you wake up and then you... Oh, I caught an extra hour. Why am I extra... I hate that. But I'd rather... The other shit you hate...

No, I'm with that. Especially once you have kids, man. Yeah. And your kids don't fucking know the clocks have changed. So their schedule is, you know, already is what it is. It pisses me off, dude. I mean, it really makes me angry. The fallback, though, it was nice.

What's that? Fallback can be nice. When you gain an hour or you get an hour of sleep, you're talking about, right? Or when you're in college and it's 159. And also on 1 o'clock, you're like, let's fucking go. Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah. But I would trade all that shit away just so we can go back to everyone to stay at the same time.

I don't care whether we use the fall clocks or the spring clocks. I just want to stay. Yeah. Because the change in schedule is what fucks everything up with kids and my. I hate that. You're trying to ask that, aren't they? Yeah. Yeah.

I think the House already approved it and that the Senate does, we're good to go. I think if it happens, it would happen in 2023. It's even weird just like I just flew here And I flew in from Atlanta And they're pretty lined up on the map But I took off from Atlanta at 759 I landed here at 801 And I was like that doesn't make sense

I know it's because I'm in a deep But it just doesn't make sense No, because they said it was the farmers back in the day right That's what the whole thing was I say the farmers need the extra hour You know what it was World War I? It was World War I Actually because I thought it was Benjamin Franklin And then I thought it was something to do with candles

And then I heard farmers But it was something in World War I where they wanted. Candles are like big enemies, I believe, right? He invented electricity. Yeah, yeah. He kind of lost their jobs out of that, right? It was something like it started in Europe, like France or whoever over there, said like, we need more daylight for this fucking war.

And then I think a couple of the bigger, like, and then of everybody kind of like followed suit. Right. I was like, this, boy, World War I really fucked up a lot of stuff. Man, I yeah. When you're huffing mustard gas on a daily, you're probably going to think another hour's good. You're saying? Then you had to go back. It's just fucking.

it's just crazy, dude. We're fixing seasons next. We've talked about that this morning, actually. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do I mean? What do I mean? What do you mean?

What do you mean? We got to move them all back. Arizona is right now. Let's find out. We got to talk calendars from over. We got to find out what kind of calendar guys you are. What is the first day of the week? First day of the week's Monday.

All right. We're good. Yeah. We're all on the same page days of the week-wise, month-wise, right? I think that summer is June, July, August. We're not on the same page. I think we're going to have a different perspective on this, Willie. And then, because, like, when you do like Memorial Day and it's like still cold?

You're going to draw on in between us right there. No, I think you and I are going to think differently than them. As long as Wednesday. I'm already sliding over here. We'll find it up. I'll find out. I say summer. I say summer is June, July, August.

Fall is September, October, November. Winter's December, January. You can't think this. You can't think it. In March, April, May. To me, those are, like, all very, very clearly. This is when the weather is warm. This is when the weather is cooler.

This is when we get snow. And this is when we get, like, spring. Now, what do you think? Now, I think it's, I think it's, I think I'm right. And it is that July, August, September is summer. Now. Yep. July August September.

You can be going back to school in summer. But you go down south. I go by, I go on temperature. I go on weather temperature. And now those are the hot months. June's cold. June. No, June gets warm.

June's where you get warm. That's why. Knowing June is not. You get out of school in spring. Well, that's fuck that. That's not how the God's intended it, but it's how it works now? No. Nobody's ever like, I can't wait till springtime to get out of school.

You say summer. School's off for summer. I'm on. I'm over here. That makes sense logically. You're right. You're right. But no, no, no.

That's how what logic started. Now logic has changed. Stick to your calendar. Climate change your logic. What are we doing here? So it's going temperature-wise. Now what the temperatures are, right? The temperatures are now hot in July, August, September.

It is now colder. Okay. Fall style, fall style, October, November, December. It gets fucking freezing now January, February, March. Okay, well, I'm really going to fuck you up here. Because what it really should be. Now, I know what you're talking about with the temperature change. And by the way, I don't like that.

I might be over here now. All right, let's fucking. No, no, no. No, no. I don't want to feel. Well, hey. I don't want to see it. If we're talking about temperature change.

We're the shark day. We're the sharks. Also, we're talking about, like, the northeast, because I understand there are places where it's warm while you're around, whatever. But for us, now it's basically summer and winter are, like, four months each. They're dominating.

And fall and spring are like two weeks now. So if we're going to go by the temperatures, the whole thing gets jacked up. But, like, right now, it was 43 degrees here. today this morning. It's in New York, it's cold. It's like, it's fucking almost May, man. Like, there is no more spring.

Which brings us to our next segment, do you believe in global warming? You think that's a real thing. It's like something's going on, right? I'll say this much, man. When I was a kid, we were in, I used to go skiing on Thanksgiving. I'll tell you that. We don't get snow until at least

January now. We don't even consider going to the mountain until December January. Yeah, but yeah, and it's, there's the spring and fall, which are the nicest. The nicest. And they're fucking... They're that big. I fucking agree with that.

I think Nashville's really swayed... And growing up in Arizona, you never get a season ever. You never get it. They're more distinct. They're more distinct, right? You got the... In fall, the leaves are falling. And you've got a coat of snow on the ground.

Summer, it's beautiful... All of it. Yeah. Here is fucked up. Because it's always, like, raining. It'll go... It's been a weird 20-22. It's been a weird 20-20.

It's been a weird 2021. Something's going on. Global War, something's happening. It's worth investing looking into, though. You know? Yeah. Going past is something going on. Is it worth it to really rack your brain over what's possibly going on?

No. I'm a, bro. I'm a big look. It's going to happen, guy. Yeah. Yeah. But really, I'm going to go on. I kind of dive into, like, conspiracy stuff.

I like to think about outside the box and what's covered up and what's really going on. and I'll try to bring those up on the show and he's like, I don't fucking care, man. Well, I've got a conspiracy for you right now. What's that? Will Compton stole my water. Now I'm going the rest of this episode barched as out.

Oh, you're fucked. We got some big room here. You got me in the corner? Look how much he's got. Oh, man, this is delicious. I'm going to clean my shoe on and stuff. I got the bottom fourth. I got my, uh,

Backwater in there, dude. That was a pretty quickly proven true conspiracy right there. I was looking at it. And I was like, wait, I remember ripping the water, where'd mine go? They're fun. Yeah, it's not one of these

Q&ONauts where I like, I like really some of them I can get behind. Wait, you don't think Q&O's real? What can I not get behind? Yeah. No, what can you get behind? What is, what makes sense to you? Bigfoot.

What makes sense? Real? This one that makes sense. I don't think of that aliens are like this. Justin's just the other. That's a good one. That's a good one. And there's a lot of detail in that one too. That one's a good one, yeah.

Basically anything. I think that one's up in the air with Will steal your water. I think it's like that's proven at this point. That is an inside job. Lose change. We've all seen Lose Change on YouTube. Maybe that's why I got out of conspiracy theories

because I watched Lose Change when I was in high school. And I went home and I was like, mom and dad, you got to sit down. I'm not going to believe this. And then I laid out the whole thing for him. And they're like, you're the dumbest fucking. can get alive. How much do we pay for you to go to high school? And I was like, all right, I'm done getting tricked.

Like, that's why I'm on. I don't do conspiracy. I'm too stupid. No, no, no. You know what? You're, I mean, you're dumb. Don't get me wrong. You're stupid. But it's not even conspiracy theories. It's also just like, do you take the time? I look at you gas me up.

Do you take the time to like dive into, like, I can get into a conversation about like the why and why are we here and know who and the what. And, you know, he's just like, I'm here for a good time, man. I don't care. I don't care who put us here. I don't care why we're Saturdays are from the boys. Yeah. Let me ask you question.

What was it like when you guys just decided to jack his entire idea and making your brand back up? For the voice? That was. That was. That was. That was. You know,

I think that it's a testament. I think that's subconscious marketing, right? Because honestly, like, PMT, they jump us all the time about stealing their bus idea and shit like that. Which is such a dumb fucking comment. But like, Wait, what do they have a bus thing? No, because they had Danny, Dan.

They did the shit. They went to be a question. Yeah. Exactly. What? If we do a car, we have a pink slip. No,

they can't own vehicles. We own boys, they own vehicles. We own a whole gender of men. We get half to get the population over here. Yeah. For the boys, like,

when we were first starting, I wasn't, like, not as anything other than, like, not being, like a Barso fan. I was more like, I was thinking you guys were,

what was it called, the hive? Chive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you guys were all, like, intermingling. We were like, enemy.

Oh, we hated that. Without knowing a single person. Yeah, with nothing at all. It was just like they were a competitor. It was like we hated them. We hated them. We hated a robot.

There was very few. There was like one or two websites that we even could consider like a competitor back in those days. But just traffic-wise. All they did was like, I had their abs. I mean, Bill Murray-Hodz. It was a barstled day. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, early on, the smut game was like, yeah, you got to have. You got to have it. That's going to drive the ice. Sure. You're going to drive the ice for sure. To be honest, like, I thought about it once it's, once for the bar, boys started to get going. And then the whole Saturdays are for the boys saying, I was like, oh,

people were going to think we just kind of cop that. I honestly never thought that. I think it's such a fucking popular thing. No, I swear to God, I'm fucking, it's a very part of thing. I knew, I knew, because I know Brable and I knew he kind of made it the, the mantra. Which, by the way, I phoned on, time on, time on that. Who started?

Who started on the team? Yeah, yeah. The bullying, 100% started that. Really? We would grind in the summer, dude. We would shout out, Vanny. free shoutouts and dober. Yeah.

But we would just like, it'd be every day we'd figure out what our schedule is going to be because I was in town. I was staying at like a, I was staying at a hotel when I first signed here. And it was just me. My whole light was lit up with like red lights, tube lights, essential oils. Yep. And Taylor and I were accountability buddies. That's what we called ourselves.

Yeah. We got close. You'll hit that cold, hit that sauna. Hit that cold shower. We got close real quick over recovery stuff, football, all that stuff. Oh, you guys are sauna boys. Oh, yeah. We'll talk about that later.

And in the summertime, he stayed to train in the summer. summer and so we trained together over Vanderbilt and we just hung out with each other literally every day we're sending each other YouTube videos on a law of attraction, kind of McGregor, motivational shit, like we're hyping each other up every day. You know those fucking hardos in high school that are like all they can think and eat and breathe is like them

getting better? Yeah, yeah, I found this. I found a self more. I found a self being like, yeah, let's look at it. We're in the thing thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, rising and grinding. Every day.

Motivational text to each other. Right. Come on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Cure to God. Bro, I said we do that maybe once a year. Yeah, we'll have, like, a big show and, like, sell it out, and, like, we'll probably text

each other back and forth being, like, just remember, like, we did something tonight. Like, that's a big deal. And then we go back to never talking about that again. Yeah. It's good, though. I like that. Positive affirmation. Well, yeah, we also, like, relatively, what, a couple years ago, we said, like, guys don't

hype each other up enough. So we, like, he got a gas. Normalized dude. He's a gas tank right here, man. Like, he'll, oh, I like that outfit, man. You look good. You look a little. Oh, you're like that?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm a big guy. You hit me with this. As soon as we walked in, you're like that. Yeah, I do. But I've grown into that over the years.

I used to be a break him down, 20-20 guy. You know what I'm saying? Break him down 2019. Yeah. If you're broken down, then right when you're about to quit on me, I start giving you a little bit of juice.

And then you're like, oh, maybe he does like me. I've really changed. I've changed it a lot. And I've really changed it. Like, oh, this is really affecting him. Yeah, hey, man, I'm joking. That whole late, like, hey, I'm just joking. It's like, alright.

Hey, what's not, buddy? All of a sudden we're best fucking friends. That type of that. I'm not right away. But once I'm, I'm not, I don't need to be like your best friend, but if I know you a little bit, I'll, like, yo, I fucking like that. I try and gas you up something, something on someone per day. See, to me, like, the only way I can tell if I'm close to somebody is if, like,

we're chirping each other. Like, at the minute, the minute you're an asshole, to me, I'm like, we're in. We're boys now, and I love it. But you see, like, hey, how's your mother? Oh, she's good. he's time from fucking my father, that type of vibe? We're not really boys. Every minute, chirps start happening, I'm fucking in.

The more mean you are, the closer you are. Really, you know? Like, my friend, I am waffled to, you know? Horrible. You can dish jokes and take him like you're in the circle. Yeah, my best friend got married over the summer, and at the bachelor party, he was like, he was always a runner, a skinny kid, and as a bachelor party,

he looked huge. I mean, we ruined his self-esteem on his own bachelor party, showed up to the wedding maybe six weeks later, and I think he, like, did not eat from that time until the wedding. It looked great. Fat shame. Yeah, fat shaming, man. And we were amazing in the tucks, and it was like, I don't know how you did this, bro.

You got to be careful body shaming. Hey, Dave, Will caught me. We're in Knoxville and Will caught me, like, playing my son. The worst angle you could ever hit. And in my head, it's like... Wasn't even that bad. But, no, but in my head, it's like, I've still seriously played for Christmas. That was a ruin.

I started to hear the word. I was like, oh. I take football serious. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, I'm trying to

on the beach on Sunday. I'm like, fuck will. Like, these people are out of here judging me and they think all I do is podcast now. Like,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good, 24 hours to get over it. The picture, the world of, like, getting snipped with pictures in Barstool is a cold-blooded dude.

cold business. Whole-blooded man. And I'm like that too. If I see something, I'm like looking a little chubby, I'm immediately, I'm, that's the quickest way to pepper me down. Yeah.

That's the quickest way to put me in my place. I'm delusional. So I'll just be like, you don't look like that. Like that's, it's a fucking, dude, you know how iPhone cameras go.

They're not like, they don't work well. You think about yourself. Uh-huh. You'll think it about yourself, though. No, no, no, I won't. Oh,

no. No. If I do actually look like that. Yeah. If I'm, like if I'm not that fat at the moment, I go, I'm a pretty fucking up and down guy. You know who's really up and down guy who I think

deals with that shit? Big Cat. Yeah, well, I think Big Cat's got body dysformia. Oh, it's got to have it. Formia for sure. Dysmia, dysphoria. We either one, right? No, we're going to get him both. Let's just keep saying in different ways. He's got the worst dismalia I've ever seen in my life.

Bro, when he came in, he was a CrossFit guy. Yeah. We called him CrossFit Cat. He was, like, in shape. And I remember, you know, by that point, I had been, Did CrossFit? Yes. He got back issues. He was like rock solid.

As far as regular guys go. And, I mean, I had been there for probably like three or four years. You had been there for two or three years. And I remember him being like, no, like, I'm pretty in shape. I'm going to like, I'm going to stay in shape even when I'm doing the blog thing. And we were like, yeah, okay. Yeah, right, dude. And then he's in a chair.

Real quick. Yeah. And then, you know, he's gone up and down. He's good about like, he can, he rubber bands back and forth. He puts a cap on it. Where he knows, he's got to cut it off. It seems like I'm making a new cap right now. Yeah.

It was a new CBA. The cap rolled in a back. Yeah, he was here. But man, like, he's definitely got Jonah Hill, like of Barstole. He goes up, he goes down. It was on our tour bus before you guys stole that idea from Barstow as well. Yeah, yeah. Obviously.

He, it was, it was a camera thing, but he was, like, bending over to, like, look in the driver's seat or something with that. And I, and I, and I, I mean, he just looks so wide, you know? He actually looked really close. If you look in the rear mirror of the bus, you can see my face. And I'm like, because it was one of those things. It was like, I took that picture because I'm just fucking around, right? And I'm like, I don't want to put that out.

That's rude for my boy, but I got it. Right. I'm bound to the world of content creating. Yeah. So we called them Big Cat Big House because I think we were going out to Michigan or something like that. And like people were photoshopping pictures of like the moon. him and all this shit.

But then there's pictures in me looking gross. It's unnefeated like that. I mean, like, I think everybody who's been in the game for a while has had many, multiple pictures of yourself where you're like, oh my God, I can't believe that's on the internet forever, dude.

My worst one is pre, it's pre a weight loss challenge and it was a way of the challenge between me and Dan. And, I mean, I have a set of tits. Like a fucking set on me. And mirrored in Nips. Like, yeah. It's tits with the nips were, like,

like, fucking puffy, like 80s porn star. Yeah. fucking good, good, good, good puff on them. Who is we talking about the one where they slope up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Like an orangutan mom. Yeah.

A little breastfeeding. And they fucking, that's the one they use. And I think that's unfair because that's pre-weight loss challenge. Well, that's what I mean. Sometimes you fast. Yeah, look at those tints, bro. Yeah, those are bigums. That's tough.

Those are big of them. Yeah, those are. But then, like, you know what, like four weeks later, you were like down 35 pounds, right? I was like 35 pounds, yeah. I'll be brushing my teeth in nighttime just looking at myself with my shirt off being like, you fat piece of shit. And I'll look over at Charltoner, baby.

I'm going to get this thing right. Don't sleep on the boy now. I'm going to fucking get this thing tight. And I'll turn it around, bro. It'll get summertime. Like, I see something I'm like, play into it, have the most fun with it. And I'm like, all right, it's time to fucking tighten up.

The amount of times I've seen you tweet, diet starts tomorrow. It's probably your number one tweet right now. That goes. That's something like I love watching Big Cat do his thing on the internet. Like he'll, like, Like when he takes bad images and he's like, please delete this.

It's like that's what I'm going to lean into it. You know what I mean? You're never going to beat the internet. Never. Never. Never. Never. And you want to live on it, you got to learn to embrace.

You're fighting the ocean. You can, you know, if you got the mental fortitude to it or you got to lean into it. Because trying to fight it, trying to be like, no, the angle's off or no, no, no, that's not really. Then people go in for the kill. And then when you get to the minute they sniff it. The middle of the worst because screenshots last forever. And now I know you're really. I know that bothers you, you know.

Will, when I was like, yo, what the fuck, dude, you put that thing out there, that photo we were originally talking about? Well, it goes, hey, you want me to delete it? I'm like, there's already

80 comments on it. Like, what are you going to fucking disappear? You're right? There's some screenshots out there right now with that fucker on there. Same thing with pictures or like, you know, a bad tweet, bad photo, whatever.

Oh, it's a horrendous photo. Put it. From that day, make sure you fucking put it up. Because also, you got your, you know, your guys is... No, I don't need to see it right now. But I'm just saying,

when we play the video, fucking put it back up. Your guy's standard is way off. You know, like your shit's warped. Professional athlete. Yeah, but this shit's a little warped too. This shit's, it was a little off. Oh, you looking for it now?

Oh, you're looking for it now? It's not even that bad. Taylor, in my opinion, Taylor saw a couple comments. Oh, yeah. I let it breathe too much. I let a brief too much. We were... It's different than, like, Big Cat, because Big Cat, his whole...

Oh, come on, bro. This is... Oh, that's a tough one. He's like, he's like, bro, I should... still playing. I'm thinking, what does that even mean? Like, it's just... Hey, don't get sensitive about that comment. I'm just telling you. I can't believe we were unpacking this year.

We haven't talked about it. We really haven't talked about it. We were unpacking, because here's what I thought. Here's like, okay, I'm not good. We can unpack it and it goes in. Millions of viewers every day. All right, I'll stay out of the body-shaming game with Taylor. Even though this man has zero limit when he chirps other people about me.

Because it's like, because I'm thinking, okay, if it's a, I'm still a pro-athlete thing, I'm thinking, brother's photos of me out there when I'm, like, still playing and taking you serious? Because if like you see comments and it's like other people are controlling that part of you caring. That's my thing. When you got mad, I'm thinking like, what, dude, who cares? It's like, I care because other people think that I'm not taking a serious.

Well, it's like, well, are you taking a serious? Are you 17% body fat? Then who gives a fuck? Yeah, no, I get what you're saying. And I don't disagree with what your thought process is. My thing was, is mentally I'm not, was not ready to accept that photo being out there. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's growth on my end that needs to happen.

I'm going through something that's like, that's been a thing. That was like 12. Oh, if I was in 11 or 12, I've been like, you know, you've been a little, I've been an office alignment. Yeah, yeah. You know, that wind hits you kind of pull the shirt like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Which I know. Why do you wrap my love handles all the time?

Because my insecurity is projecting on you. But you know, that's, and if I do it to you, if I do it to you, I'm just doing it to you. I'm not putting out there in front of 150,000, 160,000 followers. Congrats, by the way. That's a lot of followers. That's a lot of followers. No, I'm just saying it's literally, I've already unpacked it with myself, right? But I think me you need to.

We sat down for an hour. We're all set. We're all set. We went home. I looked at myself in the mirror. You look fine. It's bad lighting. You know, gave you up one of those.

This is crazy to me because you're literally a very well-paid professional athlete. Yeah. It's like, who cares what it looks like, dude. Your body is doing what you. needs to do at the highest fucking level in the world. I've always pride of myself and you know this of like being an offensive lineman, but keeping a low body

fat person, you know what I'm saying? Like, making it look good with a uniform on. That's always, who cares how you perform? It's really how you look, in my opinion. We had a guy named Jarrell Casey in our team. Talk about a bad body baller. We're just going to go. Oh no, you, hey, he's just

been somewhere watching TV right now. You're just going to get a stray bullet. You have said, you have said that a dozen times on this show. I had a Nowhere. But, you know, I'm trying to keep the main thing the main thing. And it's not. We clearly needed it.

We needed this. You might have unpacked that. You might have more than me because I already took care of it. You set me off. It made me mad. You know. Here's what I was seeing when I went down. I was like, Will's not handling this.

If Will had enough sleep having a newborn baby, I'm sure he'd probably handle this a little bit differently as far as, like, me getting upset about it because that's not like you. Was there like your head of your shoulders? Hardly. No, no, no. It was like a... What the hell, man?

We were sitting there doing our meetings. Oh, bro, we were right about to do Coach Echler on our bus and spring tour. You can go look at it right now on YouTube. It's unbelievable. And I look at it, I'm like, I go, God, like, I'm like fucking bummed. And I show it to him and Will's like, hey, what are you mad about? Your face to face, though.

You're not... Yeah, yeah. We're like, gets mad at... Gets upset with me about being upset. And then I sit there and kind of just looking at it. You know, when you get fucking, you catch a bullet. And you're kind of like... Many, many times, bro.

This is tough. Yeah. And Will goes, man, your energy's all off right now. And I'm like, that's not making it any better. In my head, you can kind of feel the vibe, too, in the beginning of the episode as well. What I said was, I said, it's so difficult, I'll keep in a row to you, it's so difficult because you got the boys out there too, and they're all trying to have a good time. And you're like, you're getting your own demons. Everybody's your own demons.

I don't want to kill the vibe for the boys, but I heard that dude, Will. I snaghaned and said, bro, take a joke. Taylor goes, Taylor goes, I'm still. Taylor goes, Taylor goes, I'm still playing. I'm calling your girl crazy. What does that mean? Oh, bro. Yeah, that's tough.

But what I do, I walked away. Because in my head, it festered with us the entire of the day. Oh, 100. Hey, I was like, Right now. No, I think we did this. I think it's very old. Yeah.

I took the photo. We're chilling out at Tennessee's practice. And in my head, I know I'm thinking to myself, okay, I do understand some of Taylor's insecurities with the body stuff. what, you're fucking 310 pounds 100%. You just said you're 17% You look better than me as a 310 cats.

And listen, I don't disagree with that. And look, I would still love to. Like, Matt, like, I'm... No, I'm trying to tell the story. Like, I'm cool now. Okay. I'm just trying to tell the story. I know you need me to look down bad.

Where are we? This is what we're talking about. I don't need you. I don't need you. I look at Jack and I go, um, I go, hey. You think Taylor would care if I post this photo? Who's the tattoo? To Jack.

Jack. Oh, Jack just got thrown under the box. Because there's one of the body that circulates. I'm like in a wheelchair. I'll look terrible. That's a tough photo, too. But I'm thinking like, you know, we banter back and forth. And I look to Jack and I go, do you think Taylor would care?

Like, should I ask Taylor if I can post this photo? And I'm thinking to myself, why do I got to ask myself if Taylor's going to be all right, posted this photo? I like, it should be all good. And Jack was like, nah, he won't care, bro. I won't put words in your mouth. I won't put words in your mouth. I don't know.

What did you say? I don't remember, but I definitely was like, yeah. Yeah, throw it up there. Yeah. Hey, go. To be fair, that is how I should have handled it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I should have never been a situation. I'm not trying to throw you on the bus. I imagine. I felt like I had permission. But I was thinking, should I go over to Taylor and ask him and post a photo? I think at that moment I would have looked at him and been like, not only would have been like, no, I've been like, damn, I got to leave here right now and start working out. I don't think that would have happened unless you saw a couple comments first. Because I really, again, I don't think that's bad at a photo.

I didn't even look at the comments in the beginning. It was all himself. who was all your own. Hey, listen, this is the biggest battle you got up here. I told you I could go, I'm going to put it out there and I'm going to let it

eat and whenever he sees it then we'll kind of know. I wish I saw it after our last pod because it did affect the last pod. Unfortunately, it's right before our fourth pot of the day. Oh, yikes it out. I saw a look on his face and yeah, there's definitely truth to,

I was probably ready for him to be a little abrasive and I might have already thought how I was going to handle in my head like he should be able to take this joke and I think you probably got your answer right there whether you should have posted or not. But when you said, hey, I still play, I was like,

No, I didn't say. Even when I was talking to you, I was looking off the bus and we'll just... Lokey, when I was talking to you, I was trying to word it the way I worded it when we first unpacked this. It was like, I don't want to be a dick, but like you're and our, us. And exactly, it's hard. But it's also like one of us takes our career much more sister than the other right now. That's just facts. For a couple of reasons.

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. But I'm saying, what does that mean? Why does that still matter? What that means is your boy needs to do a little more therapy. That's all that means. I'm taking ownership in that situation. But I would like to say the way you handled it and the way you know me, I know it's because there was lack of sleep.

You know what I'm saying? How do you want to tell me how I feel? Hey, why is he mad? Why is he mad? I'm trying to tell him it's all good. I know you're tired. You slept for two hours in the way home. You have no, you've a new baby.

And so I know when I got a excuse. When I got a new bad dude, bro. I quit doing nicotine, those little. Have you ever had zins? Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.

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You reach a point with pictures and sit on the internet. You're being around each other so much. Yeah, yeah. We were like, brother, it's a comfort for sure. But, I mean, if it's in your head, it's one thing. But, like, when it's the comments and the rest of the internet, like, it's hard. I mean, that just fucks you up. But also when it's happened, like, 25 times, eventually you're like, yeah, man, I don't know.

That picture didn't look good at me. I'm not, my body's ugly. It is what it is, you know. Whenever I get juiced up one day and then I'm just going to be standing there in front of it. When I retire, I'm not going to be in my boxer. It's just like, Willie, Willie, you're fucking 15, whatever. When guys retire, like offensive linemen who retire, like the next day. We had Eric Wood on here and he looked unbelievable.

Yeah, he looked like a different person, right? Yeah. And they were showing pictures of him before. Pull up a picture of Eric Wood real quick. His shit, huge love. He was so pale and fat where he had like the pink spots on his sheep. Yeah. That kind of fat.

I think Joe Thomas was a... Joe Thomas was... They're one A and one B, but I think Joe Thomas had a... I think Joe Thomas takes it over. Joe Thomas had a very public one, too. He was so fat. He got a rosy-shot kind of shit. Yeah, the rosation.

Yeah, let me say. Hey, you guys. Yeah, dude, actually, I met Eric Wood on the first grit tour. I went with PMT on that. Oh, really? We hung out with him and fucking, uh... Related? What's the fucking...

Yeah. That was the other one. You guys do have a bit of a vibe, huh? Yeah, well, yeah, let me tell you something. Yeah, no, like, yeah, now I see it. I see it now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's a boy there.

Nobody in the world has more doppelgangers than this cat right here. Really? Why do you think that is? Because I look like... It's ugly. I look like... look like no one. I look like nothing. I'm just like an animal

or blob. We gotta get that like the classic kids. We call it the final verse now. I saw you guys doppel gang. Whoever somebody posted something last week and there's like four of you. Oh yeah, the day poured in my show. Had that one. That shit was real spot all. That was incredible. That was the condomad. Hold that bonus. The German common ad. That one is crazy. That one's the most like me.

German condom. I'm trying to say dis mobia. This cat looks exactly like, dude, it looks a lot. I mean, that's Spinalberg, bro. It's, it's just some German dude doing a direct ad. That is fucking Faitelberg. Yeah, dude, you got that Eastern European, Irish, like, I got it all.

Bro, if you're white, you look like you. There it is. Yeah, if you're white, you look like me, unless you're Sammy Watkins, in which case you also look like me. Yeah, he's a white Sammy Watkins. Really? The one was crazy. The, um, poor no, the Big Cat one spot on.

Hank was spot on. Fucking, uh, Oh, I forgot that, hilarious. Hey, go to the top real quick. Look at Rones. Hey, that's a tough.

Oh, yeah, he's a tough. Oh, that's a great tough. Did they have to roll over? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a lot of cropped, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Look at that one. That was crazy. Yeah. That's so funny.

There is the, one of the embarrassing parts of mine. Who is that? She's like, I think it was a league of their own chick. It's Daddy Henson. Her league of their own. Oh, my God.

That's hilarious. Hey, Rona's super talented, by the way. Dude, he's the man. I want to beat him when I grow up, man. He's, he's... I can't believe I can't fight. Do we have some of his good ones, Nick? The worst one of me...

The one that's... The one of the girl... The one of the... Illinois girl. This illinois girl. This is the one yet. Like, this poor girl. Dude, this...

This, I feel so awful for this girl. Because people... Oh, yeah. And it's just... Like, that one, that's the one that looks the most like me. And this cat, the guy with the hat, he's a new one. He's a good die-hard. That is a tough one.

That's more tough for her than. That's the kind of girl that goes to the bar tries to put out and get shut down. That's a tough fucking good. I want to fuck Fight a Burger Day? I don't know. She's got a bus with the boys. Don't show her picture.

That girl needs to like... Don't show her a picture. I feel terrible. Yeah, yeah. You're going to bring it out? You know those girls, though. That are a little thicker, a little more manly looking,

and they're like down immediately. And you're like... And if you don't pick them, they're ready to cock block. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. You're waiting for your buddy to take straight bullet.

I'll speak in to the camera of those ladies. What's up? I'm not saying, I'm not saying, these fellas over here speaking with themselves. If I catch you on Broadway tonight,

what's not. I've had not too many ladies like that, but a couple. And I've told a story one when I was younger where like I picked up her leg to put it on my shoulder

and I played hockey when I was younger and I was like, I swear I felt like I was picking up my hockey bag. Like, was out of wanting, was that like a good Like lift with the legs, man, was that out of want or necessity that you chose to take that woman home?

I was out of fucking beers, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Going hog hunting. Cowtip in a night time. That is so mean to say. That was so mean.

I would hear from my buddies all the time in college, and this is actually one year I did not partake in, was like, they would say who could bring the biggest girl home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they'd have, you know, I'd get 25 girls. But that's like, I've, I've heard of these games.

I've never part of that. No, no, no, no. But I'm thinking of a chick that, like, some of the football players would bring home, they'd call her flipper. Oh. Yes, bro. And they would just take turns.

They'd call her flipper, bro. Why? You'd be sitting in a living room eating pizza. Somebody'd come in and tap on the boys in. Quincy and I would sit there. Quincy and now was out. I never got that either. I wasn't a fan of that.

What? The devil's threesome? Well, just, yes, but also when it's even more than that when it's like, you're next, you're next. Like, that's a weird thing to me. By the fifth, she's just kind of there, like, swaying. How's that? How's sweaty is everybody right now?

Everywhere. I'm doing a bustle with a boys episode. I'm sweating my ass. And what are you about the girl who? Comparatively. I'm going to say, I'm going to bail on the shirt. I'm usually a pretty quick to bail on the shirt. Oh, oh, oh.

Hey, what we got? You got fucking dressed up for you, fellas. Yeah, you did. You did, man. Yeah, no. That story about the chick who fucked everybody on the Suns, like last year. Oh, yeah. It's like, yeah, you know.

Weird, weird flex. Yeah. That's a weird deal. That's a weird deal. The weird thing is the seventh guy. He just wanted to make out with her. Yeah, that's fucking weird. He's like, what?

He's like, just giving a big kiss. Can we kiss? Can we kiss? I can't get over to make out with me for a little bit. What was that on? She was talking about that. No, Joe. Selina.

She's got a lot of mega, bro. Yeah, no, I've checked out her only fan. She can get done. Oh, for real? For real. I thought she was rather... Okay, if she's such fucking bullshit. You put her in?

Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I thought she would have been, like, freaky-diki, you're seeing some shit you've never seen before. Oh, I see her talking about it. I agree you. You wouldn't hit. Bro, I'll fucking whoever, whatever. Whole son's team. Yeah.

Maybe not after the whole son's team. I'm like, I'm not going to be... Imagine being without social media and people don't know. Like, people back in the day used to go fuck the entire Boston Celtics. You know what I'm saying? Imagine marrying her girl. Oh, yeah, yeah. Imagine having to be with that.

Like, you show up and if I say, hey, this is, this is Christina. And the whole locker rooms. I've met you before. And then one of your buddies gives you that fucking bump. It's like, hey, that's the girl we all tagged. And he's sitting there saying his idos, what a fuck. Yeah, but almost, isn't it almost? like ignorance is bliss.

Like, we live in this world now. You can leave it there, baby. It's fine. Yeah, man. Let's stress you a little bit. I'm also going to say some. I'm sorry to interrupt. I'll do us.

I'm going to do it. I've been eyeing it for a while. There's a water down here. It's half drink. I'm going to drink it. I'm literally dying. I'm drinking it. Oh, man.

That's awesome. What are we talking about? I'm drinking random water. A town bicycle type girl that everyone like kind of married. But in, yeah, like somebody marries everybody, right? And, like, because of social media, you know these things, or you stay connected. Like, you used to fuck somebody or date somebody and you break up.

And then they're, like, fucking gone. But now you continue to follow her and you see her marriage pictures and her baby pictures. And you're like, that girl who, like, we fucked in the porta potty at Preakness. And it's like, nobody needs to know. Nobody needs to know. Nobody needs to know, you know, everybody does their dirt. Everyone has their wild times and their mistakes and shit. But social media keeps you all connected and you can see it and you can talk about it.

It's like, I can message you and be like, oh, that girl, guess what I did to her? And it's like, I should never even have an opportunity to blow up. Because you fell in love with that girl for whatever reason. I know. He doesn't know. I remember, man, this was, I guess this wasn't social media related, but my freshman year roommate, who I got paired up with ended up being like my best friend ever. And he ends. You're a work friend.

babe. He's a figure of that. Oh, that's fucking hilarious. I just saw the like, fuck. But there was a girl

from my high school who also went to college with us. And he came home one day. It's like first semester. He's like, I love her. You got to meet this girl

that I met. She is a 10. She's this. She's that. And we end up like, I meet her for the first time. And I was like, oh my God.

Like, let me tell you some stories about her from high school. And they were just filth. filthy stories in the woods, people doing god-awful things to her. And I remember, I was like, do I tell him or do I not? Like, because he seemed to, like, love this girl. Yeah.

But I was like, I think I got to tell him. And I gave him the scoop. And he got, like, real quiet. And he was like, boy, I wish I didn't know that. Oh, dude. But he was like, I know you had to tell me. But, like, it was more like, I just wish that wasn't the case. I wish this wasn't reality.

I would never say nothing, nothing. Really? But also, but also, I do. remember being like, I don't think she was also I don't care if you fuck around and you have a you do some crazy things. I think she was kind of like a sketchier chick. It's a beer, I think. No, I'm going to drink this.

It's cold me. I was like, Arizona? There's a little green tea. Okay, okay. Here's Jack, thank you. Yeah, would you tell your boy? I mean, you did. Did they say together? Mine was a little more like and I was right because they ended up still dating each other and they were like a horrible toxic relationship

that I was like, it was more like you should stay away from chick, and also maybe to enforce it, like, let me tell you some things that happened to her face in the woods. It was, you know, crazy. But, yeah, I don't think I would tell anybody What happened to her face in the woods? Was that in front of 13?

Who did she was going? They had their bare-knuckle brawly. I don't think I would tell. Like, Rocky, dude? I don't think I would just tell you, like, hey, this girl you, like, has... It's like, yeah, she said sex to somebody before, man. whatever.

Yeah. You know what? Guess what? We've all done disgusting shit before. Why do I have to blow this girl up behind her back? I don't think, I mean, there's obviously a level to it. But I think, no. I'm a big, like, that's not my business.

I don't. Huge. Stay out of it, you know. I'm a big, like. With relationships, you never know, man. We confronted. And also, because I, I'm a, I wouldn't want to know. So I usually do what I would want done to me, as Jesus taught us.

And, I'm like, I wouldn't fucking want to know. that's just so I'll shut my mouth here. I knew a guy who, uh, like his, I was kind of like a part of their crew, but him and his like real close friends confronted him and told him, you know, your girl has been cheating like prolifically on you. And he like kind of knew already and whatever like was okay with it or didn't think he, you know, didn't want to break up with her or whatever. And he was, he was kind of like mad because he was like, now you guys know that I. I know, and if I let this continue on, you guys think I'm like a chump. Yeah.

And I would have rather continued, where you guys stayed out of my shit, and I did what I wanted to do with my relationship. But now, it's like, I didn't, for whatever reason, he didn't mind that he was getting cheated on, but he does mind all of his boys knowing and clowning him and talking about it. So, like, you guys brought it up. That's ego.

Yeah. Yeah. Would you tell? I think I would start no. If, if, if the situation is like you explained, like if Taylor was like, yeah, I met this chick, she's this, she's awesome, she's cool. and if we're all hanging out and stuff if everything's all driving out, I just see

the boy really likes her. I probably wouldn't tell. Now, if they had something that goes on or happens, where it's like, all right, he's kind of questioning her or they're in an argument or something. There's a other reason. Then I think I might tell it. Just as a little incentive and a little plus. I might have. Yeah. I think

if they end up blossoming and it ends up being awesome and my man's happy, then that's really all that matters, right? Because I'm kind of thinking the same thing. It does suck when people know. Yes. That's fucking, because you want to be one of the boys.

Like, you want to be one of the boys. And if you, like, really like somebody and then something happens, right? And you're sitting around him,

you're like, yeah, I don't want to look like a bitch being around that. Yeah. It is a lot of people are always, like, just don't embarrass me. Like,

I don't want, you know, people to know, whatever it may be, just don't embarrass. But when everyone's embarrassed, it's tough to like. But I could see somebody telling you from the jump

because it's like, you know, there's like an unspoken bro code. I've had that happen to me. Some dude might think that, like, I need to tell him, you know, not thinking about everything. Yeah. Were you happy about it? You had somebody tell you?

It hurt. It hurt because you, yeah, there was a DB on my team at Michigan. And I was, I started dating this girl. College is hard. College football team's hard. College football team's hard. He was just telling you who else she slept with or like something about her. I was dating her and it was kind of like not. We weren't really talking, like telling people.

It was kind of like, oh, we're kind of figuring out. Yeah, I'll be your boyfriend, blah, blah. You were into her type of thing? Yeah, I was into her. Yeah. And obviously I know this dude, not only playing with him, but I've seen this dude in the shower. So I know exactly what the fuck he's packing. And I'm going to give you a little spoiler alert. It was a piece.

Oh, man. This dude, I'm not going to say her name because we're actually low-key still friends this day. And he goes, oh, you're dating so-and-so? I go, yeah, I am. He goes, oh, I had that girl taking my trash out. Oh, my fucking. He told me that. He told me that.

Dude. Dude, I am so sorry that happened to you. On behalf of, like, the world. Like, I'm so sorry. I've never heard that phrase. And, bro, I was her out of his trash now. He's just dying of thirst and Will's just spilling all over. Grab some waters while you're out there.

I thought that was sweat. I kind of just looking this dude dies like, I'll be taking my trash. Okay. I'll be right back. I grab my phone and I call her and I go, I get mad at her. Yeah. She didn't do anything wrong.

No, right. You know, what I'm yelling at her? You had sex with somebody before me? Like, where you are? Yeah. That's crazy. But I actually do, I don't know, there might be a little bit of a responsibility if you're going to date someone.

It's like, just so you know, a teammate on your team, I have history with them. Yeah. She was kind of, she was just hoping to stay by on that, you know? In the locker, you hear dudes talking about that stuff all the time. I'm sure. I mean, in a college, in a college team, there's got to be a lot of overlap, right? On a college team, for sure, but even in the NFL. Yeah, right?

I didn't know you were with her type of. talk about conversations right next to each other and I'm like damn. Shit. I do not miss being single sometimes. Yeah, that's going to be. I mean, being single and having like a high profile lifestyle,

we talk about this a lot on our show too. Like the pre- pre-social media, pre-internet where things were like, even forget about dating and sex, like just hanging out, having a good time, you could drink,

do drugs, wherever you had, we're interested in. There was no worry. Now it's like you can't do anything. Everybody knows everybody's business. Imagine going back in time, though, and I bet this.

people doing drinking drugs, all that stuff, were still kind of paranoid, like, what if somebody finds out? There's always a level of... You go back and be like, hey, if you only knew what's going to happen in 20 years, buddy. You were worried about, like, one person from your town walking in and seeing you and gossiping to, like, at church or something, whatever. Yeah. And that was what

freaked you out. Imagine... I got to say, in the little experience I have of athletes speaking of 20 years ago, we had Rodman on the show. And he's an extreme case. Rodman is a... It did not seem like they had any cares at all about being found out.

He was telling a story. I was seeing about this earlier when we were talking about, like, oh, you don't know who you marry and all that shit. When he was saying that after practice, they'd go to some hotel bar, and there would be guys there with their wives being like, yo, will you take her upstairs and fuck her? Yeah.

Oh, what? Yeah, like, I'd grab, like, three guys' wives. I'd go upstairs, I'd fuck her, and I'd send them back down with their husband. It was loose, dude. I remember thinking, I truly genuinely, to this day, I still think the last person, person on the planet Earth I would want to fuck my girl is Dennis Robin.

If I had to make a list of like the actual individuals, I think he's the last one. That's probably a harder one, right? By the way, I don't want to get it on. That was probably number one. I'll be honest, whatever the worms got going on through his blood might be fucking. He was a horse, right? No, he, dude, we sat down for the...

He fucked the horse? No, we sat down for the... He was already in the studio. He was already in the studio. He's not okay to fuck a horse. It's not okay to fuck a horse. You know what I'm saying? We come in.

He's already. sitting there. We both sit down and we're like, I don't even know if we got high, nice to meet you's out. And he goes, you've ever been to a horse show? Oh my God. A horse lady? No. In fact, in the Pacific Northwest in America. America. There's a lot of them. Seattle? He was like, he's like, bro, I'll get you a list.

He was like, I'll get you a horse by 230. He's got all the spots. It was crazy. He's got taken care of you. You need a orange guy. On the, uh, you want to go to a farm. Practice? I had a, uh, I had a teammate in Washington who these, these white dudes would, they have these swingers, right? Swinger, swinger couples, swinger families.

These white dudes would have my teammate over, and he would sit there and fuck their wives, bro, while they watched. Shut the fuck up. Swear to God. Are you holders? Cuck? I don't know. Is that the definition of being a cuck?

In Washington, that white rock or a white stone sitting out in your front yard, that means you're a swinger. We heard Adirondack chair. I heard a garage door being open a little bit. Like a foot open? Like that one. Like, we're open for business. You can get it.

I heard they're like sometimes in Massachusetts. Like, if you keep your car keys on the left on the bar, there's all kinds of signals. Apparently we know all of them. Well, that's so my point. Are we? Do we all fuck wise on this? I think the same way that like foot fetishes seem to be like par for the course now. Which I really wish I had.

But keep going. I think like we know so much about swinging these signals and shit. Yeah. I think there's a lot more swingers than we realize. I think that's a bigger thing. You think so? Like, I think if you know all the details. of a fetish or a kink

that it means that there's so much that it's like not underground anymore. I think there's a lot of dudes out there just like watching their girl get fucked and vice versa. That's loose pineapple. They're none. Yeah, what you know?

The fact that we know about Adirondondack cares and pineapple and cheese and pineapple garden gnome who's done it and yes I have. Pompous grass? Looking in the mirror every day, bro.

Yeah, but I remember when I heard that story I was fucking throwing for a loop. I was like, are you serious? We'd sit up in special teams and he'd either show me photos or tell me a story. But he would be the one fucking them, right? Yeah. He's not the one watching.

He's not the one watching. Although, it's kind of a, all of it's a weird deal. I mean, if you think about it, if you think about it, you like watching porn, right? You like watching some girl get banged. If you are cool with it, like, I guess the ultimate would be like, I'm watching my girl do porn. If you're cool, if you're secure with it.

Right, right, right, right. That's a path. I'm not willing to walk it out. I'm almost, I'm more, it's just like my own insecurity about it. I mean, it would probably be cool to watch it. you fuck around. That's awesome, but I don't want you to do it

because I'm going to be jealous of it. Right, 100%. Your relationship is probably not going to work out. Yeah. Or you're going to be. Or if you both, if you both remember you're going to know much. I think it's a next level.

Right, you keep doing new things. Yeah. Hey, let's try in. Okay, we did it. Okay, let's try this now. Let's try that now. And finally, you're in fucking gimp outfits

and a room full of 50 people. It's scary. It's not who's in your mouth. You know what I'm saying? It's not fucking worth it, dude. That is a, you got, like, Like that you should save some of the regular taboo stuff Yeah

Or down the road, you know what I mean? You gotta weigh in one of the back pockets Fizzling hard Yes You know what I'm saying? Don't just like, I'm a little bored It's like, okay, just do reverse Cowgirl for a second thing

You know what I'm saying? Or that can fix it? Pace yourself, it's a marathon, not a thing. That's like a... And that's how you make it in marriage. Just fucking doing that, dude. 30 rock there's a character in Jenna Moroni Who's so like fucking weird

that Towards the, like she's always, she's constantly doing... She ends up fucking like fucking like fucking a drag version of herself and they ended up like start dating

and falling in love and constantly doing all kinds of weird shit. How egotistical is that? Yeah, yeah. You fucking fell in love with yourself. She's an crazy egotistical character from the job. And at the end

they fall in love and they start trying to do a relationship and they like have like a they fall asleep on the couch together and then they were like, are we oh babe I think we're doing it we're fucking normaling. The weirdest thing they could do

is like to start to start shopping malls together and they take naps on the couch together. So I think if you start too extreme, you just work backwards. It's a circle. Yeah. Yeah. Eventually, you just end up being on the couch, not fucking.

Eventually. Not fucking. It is cool when those relationships start off, though, pretty crazy. There's probably no better feeling than that first few times. Early stages? Holy shit, dude. You just meet him. And you're like, hey, what will we doing?

And you kind of go back, you're playing the limbo doing. You know what I'm saying? We're playing fucking porn rob roulette. We're doing. Like, in that mode with that girl, like, putting stuff with each other's asses I'm like, you know what I'm going to trick you in thinking I'm a good enough dude to sleep with it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm always that? And then you're getting wild and you're pulling out two rounds of yourself and you're like, yeah, I'm a fucking beast. I'm like this. I'm a fucking movie. Yeah, but you're like, you're doing movie stuff in here. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man.

You didn't know, I'm fucking badger old. My men in that early 2000s. The first round is tough, though, if you're really into them. Okay, you go wank it in the bathroom. before. Be like, I'm about to get this thing a marathon. Yeah, I feel you.

You've done that? Oh, yeah. At a bar? Wait, wait, in a bar. I thought you've been like that. You've gone to a, you've met a girl, gone to the bar in the band. I'm not. I'm going to, I'm taking myself a hole right now.

Your God came and then went home and fucker? So, you should be on a list, this has, like, when I was, like, in college and I was, like, texting somebody or whatever, and I knew, like, this might, this might happen. This is a strong possibility, but for the first time, we're going to imprint on each one.

We're going to do this thing. Yeah, like, if it's like two in the afternoon, we're not going on until 8, I would absolutely go crank before. But you see, but the problem with that is, is what I would do the same thing, we get, say we're getting a little hot and heavy in the text game, right? And she's sending the pictures, like, you switch. Oh, I think I'm with you, Fides, go ahead.

This is what you get. No, I don't think you're going to be with me. Right, bro. You know what I'm going to be there. And she'd be like, we're doing this, blah, blah, blah. And I'd be like, fuck, God damn, she's high. I can't wait for this. And I'd fucking, I'd crank too.

And I'd be like, I don't know, Friday night lights on the night. I might. Hey, yes, bro. Oh, really? That's why I never would do it because I know how my post-knock clarity is. I have to stop, dude.

Like, if I get the post-not, once the post-nut clarity comes, I'm like, oh, I don't got to hit me. No, I have like a-thous-in-night, I'm good. You're going to get the car right now? The worst is... The post-nut clarity after you've been talking a big game where you're like, oh, I said things that I couldn't do in any lifetime. And now I'm like, no, no, no.

I've read erotica to, like, get up my sex game. And I say things, man, that I'll fucking... Put that on a quote. I've read erotica. I'm like, bro, I'll fucking come in. I'll turn you inside out. And guess what? You're coming in.

I'm coming in. You're getting six pumps missionary. I'm going to sleep. No shit. But I feel like people should... I think most reasonable people know that what you're saying in sexting and what's going to happen is there's going to be a gap between what really happens

and what you're kind of scary though the first of the movie yeah here's the trailer this shit looks it's all the highlight movie yes yeah there's a lot of bad parts in it I'll give you

yeah you know the first yeah it's like the extra like 45 minutes of wedding crashes that's like oh my god oh hang on now I just laugh there

I'm not sorry what 45 minutes a wedding crashers isn't great like the last 45 minutes you're like there's wedding gratitude with those Brazilian twins twins from the game

like that part that's fucking Wedding Cressers is a comedy for like 30 minutes, and the rest is like a romantic movie about it. We're not in everything. And then we go to the funeral. The funeral part's funny, but it's also like, holy shit, I forgot we have another like 30 minutes

of where we got to crash the funerals. The first is 25 are definitely funnier than the rest, but the rest is still great. I think you're totally off. I think you're totally off on Winnie Cresgers. One movie you could say that about is Anchorman 2. When he goes blind. I agree with that.

I agree. I think you can talk about it. with the shark and stuff? Yeah. I don't remember Anchorage too well enough to criticize it. I think the entirety of Anchorman 2, you could probably say that about whatever.

Whatever. How many times you've watched Anchorman 2? I thought three or four. Yeah, you watch it quite a bit, but I feel like three or four or too many times. I was like, Taylor's probably the same job as me. When Anchorman 2 came out, this is the best movie that's going to come on. You said and watch and you're like,

Erica kind of forces it. There was a run. The fight in the park, the second. fight? Like, I don't even know what you guys talking about. I like it. That's the one way Raine and Kanye come in. I don't think I've ever seen that as a matter of fact. But have you done a one-minute man on your fucking wedding crash your take?

I haven't. There hasn't been much for remurters. I think you'll actually get a pulse of increment. I think that there's way more people that you guys than you guys realize who agree with me. I think he's right. I think there is I'm not saying. I think there's been an hour longer if it wanted to be. I'm with you, but there is a good fact

in the internet that does think like excuse me, that wedding crashes is too long. Because in that era, like, this is why I think old school is like the funniest movie ever because it's an hour and a half. This is it.

This is a comedian. This is it. I'll do it again for another minute. But, okay, so what part? Like, old school to me is 90 minutes and there's no fucking fluff. There's no, nonsense. It's funny. Lafella, funny, like, from beginning to end. And I think

Wedding Crashers became like a, it's like a rom-com. It's, yeah, it becomes like a rom-com. But I know, I don't think, I don't think, I don't either. I love rom-com. But I think that there are com-roms, and I think that there are rom-coms. And I think that that era was a lot of comedy movies and then some com-roms, but this one went full-blown rom-com. I think it's a calm-rom-rom-I think something like fools-gold is a nice rom-com. Yes. But that's a good point. So, like, the whole time, how do my favorite rom-com?

I have to get that post-aclary. Yeah. Pull's goals all that? I'm gonna watch. That's my favorite one. Crazy stupid love also for nine. No, I think in calling Crazy Stupid Love of Romcom is almost disrespectful.

That's just a, that's just a, like, a beautiful masterpiece of a movie. Yeah. We're doing family. We're doing live. I was real worried to see. No, no. I almost think it's a bow rom-com. In that movie, too.

It's really good. It's like some deep shit. I think rom-coms are great. There's also the statutes, not such a rape, the pedophilia in it, I guess. Well, hang on, hang on. Oh, yeah, well, the girl and the girl was the daughter and the kids. Oh, the babysitter, the sister and the brother of the young boy. The peathe.

The peor is a little hard. Sure. But we wouldn't be saying that if it was flipped. We did right. Yeah, right. But I think rom-coms are great. I think how to lose a guy in 10 days is the pinnacle. I think the good one, too.

Ghost of Christmas Pass. There's a great, a bunch of them. But... We're going to see with McCona Hay in it, right? Oh, my God. He would hate to hear that too. I don't know it. Because he knows.

That's why he was like, I'm done doing this. He went on. I'm going to get AIDS and do true to, true detective. If he didn't win his... Interstellar? Interstellar. Everidge movie. I love it.

I watch every... I watch every space movie like ever. Oh, I watch the worst one in the world. New movie, Moonfall, is... the worst motion picture you'll ever set your eyes on. It is a catastrophe of a movie. And I love all of that shit.

I can watch any space movie. Is Interstellar your favorite one? Probably. I mean, to be honest, like Apollo 13, it would probably be my favorite, but that's just like a real fucking story. That was real ass life. So I think that one's like the best.

But as far as like, yeah, like sci-fi type space movies, it's probably interstellar off the top of my head. The interstellar, the scene where he's crying, looking at his kids. So he did an interview on that. He did that in like the first take. Like they go in, they usually talk about what they're going to do. And I guess he handed a note to the director and said,

we're doing it right now. Like, because he, I guess he had like, he had it in him. And he was like, I just got to do this raw and organic. So he was seeing the take they took was him seeing that footage for the first time. Wow. Low-key goosebumps, right? I know I was just telling that story. I'll be honest with here.

We were talking about it before. You were asking me, I was crying and listening to a podcast today. Yeah. Listening to Bert and Tom doing two bears. And they were telling some story about, Bert once, like, it was some gift that he was giving out money, being a generous guy that he is to these people. And he said, what are you going to spend the money on? And this guy said, I wasn't able to throw my daughter a birthday party, but now I'll be able to.

And now I'll be able to be the father that she thinks I am. Oh. And Bert has always said on his shows that he's been traveling so much for like the last 20, whatever years, that there's a lot of times he missed family moments and feels like guilty about it. So he starts getting choked up. and Sagaras starts getting choked up and then it was like silent for like 30 full seconds on the podcast to the point that I thought like my phone was broken and I realized they were crying

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It's crazy becoming a father and like some things will just catch you like that. Like that, dude. I'm such a pussy now about anything. Especially I got a daughter. So anything that's like father-daughter or get about it, man. all the Harry Potter movies right now. And Harry, when he's sitting in front of the mirror and sees his parents, I don't know.

You don't watch it, I'll look over here. Yeah. You know what he's looking in the mirror. He's his parents. He's looking at the mirror and sees his parents. Fuck, man. You know, I know. Yeah.

Get this fucking guy. No water. That shit is. You look in the mirror. You're looking with him in the mirror. You're like, God, man. Oh, his parents are dead. I need to be a better parent.

Yeah. What? Watch those. You don't even know the basis of the movie? Yeah. I've been live tweeting. What were you in? Where are you in.

I remember now. A book, sorry. The book. I've been going through it. Dobby? When Dobby died? Buddy. Holy shit.

This is Harry. The first movie, right? The first of the second movie. It looks like the first. No, this is either philosophy. Yeah, the Sorcerer Stone. So this mirror shows you what you want the most in life.

And he looks in the mirror and he sees his parents. And the end of this movie is basically the only way to get the Sorcerer Stone is to, not have any intent to use it because the Sorcerer Stone gives you like... Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah, this

this would... This is something that if I watched it when it came out... I forgot that that's what it is. It shows you what you want the most. I've been literally watching every night. Every night these movies. So if I watched that when it came out, I'd probably be like, oh, yeah, whatever, cute scene. If I watch this now, I would be like... Yeah, 100%. In these movies, not to get on a Harry Potter, like, train here, but, like, when you watch them, it's like a symbol of life

watching these seven movies because the beginning and they're all young, and they're having a good time, and it's all good fun. Like, there's dangerous shit happening, but there's a light around, like, the camera angles and how much the light they're putting into it. You get towards the end of these fuckers.

I'm the last one, Deathly Hollis part two. And I've already watched about 20, 30 minutes of that fucker. Let me tell you, heart's been beating the whole time. I'm about 120. You're watching this movie in, like, 20 minute pieces? No, so I watched it a little bit this morning.

I watched a little bit this morning. All right. I'm into it now. And I'm like live. What don't you want to, like, set out two and a half hours and watch that shit? Yeah, but I got two kids. I'm not trying to cry like Seguera and

like I'm trying to be there and then they go to bed I'm like I gotta get up early you know what I'm saying? It's hard, bro. It's hard to bounce. I like like a section off time for me to do shit but like as these movies get longer and longer like you see the darkness and kind of like the real life shit they're not not real life shit but like the issues that they deal with

it's crazy. The kids grow from like kids to like adult actors which is why it's so sick I also have a good Harry Potter question I want to talk about with you afterwards. I do not wait the uh the um I love that after the movie When it all ended They all were like

No, no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna say the movie I'm not gonna say what the actors did What the real life actors did after everything Rap where it was like We're like Emma Watson was like Alright, I'm going to college And then fucking Rupert Grink Grint

He what he did was the sickest So then fucking Daniel Racklin just started doing Doppest movies ever Like Rupert Grent is the real name? Rupert is his real name Yeah, that's ridiculous Harry's real name in the movie No, Harry's real name is Daniel Radcliffe

And he just started doing weird movies Instead of like this kind of stuff Like he has one movie where he's just a dead body And shit's weird It's real weird And then but Rupert Grint got a fucking He didn't act from after Harry Potter He got a fucking ice cream truck

And just like Just like drove the British countryside Just because he's so fucking He's like 20 years old and fucking rich shit And he was like Counterpoint I think it's a little weird To be an adult man and beg

I'm gonna be an ice cream man for the children nowadays. That kind of weirds me out a little bit. But I think it's like, that's what I wanted to do, man. That's what I mean. That's the weirdest part. That's a little bit bizarre. He's fulfilling his dream. That was not a movie role? You sure about that? I'm a hundred and posse. He didn't act. I believe,

I believe I'm correcting this. I think this is like when we, like, we say there's a rule that like if you're going to be a coach of a team or you're going to be involved with children, you got to have your kid on the team otherwise. It's a little suspect. Right. Right. Right. I don't just screwed that at all. Yeah. So if you want to drive around town and have the kids chase you in your car.

But Pee worse going off my head. The Pee work. You're pushing a little too much. That's what you loved about after all that. I love that they all just, they were like, we're not going to keep doing massive movies. Like, we're just fucking, like, we could, they could have done any fucking movie they wanted to. And they were all like, I'm going to go do what I want to.

I don't know. You couldn't get in a box. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time I see Emma Watson, I'm like, hey, yeah, she's, well, it's nice, but it's Hermione. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? No, you're right.

Like, like, in the movie, get him to the Greek. I guess. When Jonah Hill is in that bar and he sees Draco Malfoy in the thing. Oh, yeah. Slytherin, am I right? And the guy's like, can you just stop? Yeah. Movies like that are for sure, like those mega iconic movies.

Right. Especially when you're a kid. I think when you're a kid, people don't take you seriously when you get older. But also, like, if you're good, you kind of break out. I think people are more inclined, like, but kind of, I think people are more inclined to be like, to give you a chance now than you did back then because there's so much the streaming and different movies. shit like that.

Because I feel like you can, you know, Jim Halpert became Jack Ryan and people like, they watch him be a fucking superhero now. And it's, like, I think as long as you can do good shit, you get, you'll get a more of an honest chance, like a fair chance. So you don't think Ron Hermione and Harry are good

good actors? No, I do. But, like, uh, actually I don't know. Daniel Radcliffe, I think, is. Jennifer Anderson from Friends. Rupert Green. He has gone. I mean, like, yeah. But that's what's your name? Who's the sister?

Courtney Cox. She's got a tit job in Longest Yard. Yeah, Longest Yard. Yeah, you see her in Stream 2. The normal movies, by the way. I love those movies. The last one? I don't know.

I don't tell us. It's good. That's enough. Before you, that was perfect, I want to ask you, this is the Harry Potter question. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Could the United States Army infiltrate Hogwarts? No.

No? I don't think so. all the military forces we'll say we'll say the army the Navy Marines whatever you want I don't know I I have to get a better Of course I mean I think it would be quite easy Yeah I think it would be quite easy yeah you fucking Are you fucking gone? I think the magic

With the ones Go ahead fucking put that gun on me again Sorry you know what I'm saying Right I bought a bunch of Navy steers I would love the Navy SEALs right now You are fucking in. General, generally. What are we next?

The missiles can work. Right, right. We're just going like this when we pull the triggers. There's nothing we can do. Hermione literally has a time piece and I can send her back in time. She can keep fighting you constantly.

I think like Thanos, like a bad motherfucker with those powers, I think is a more formidable opponent than like a bunch of kids. Yes, they're magic, but they're like, I don't think they're down for fucking full-scale war. Dumbled or rich.

The size of the military, yeah. And they're also going to end up numbers. Accurate with their magic. They're talking about. When they're sprinting. When they're sprinting. Oh, you think the fucking Steel Team 6 is going to stay fucking still for you? No way.

Three steps. Three steps. Perfect example. I'm on Deathly Hallows 2 right now. They just come up and they're mumbling gibbers. Putting up fucking blue lights into the air. Blue lights are just cruising. and they make this force-fueled over.

And you got hundreds of thousands. You have Voldemorn putting shit out there, dude. And he can't even break him this shit. So you want to take a man-made bullet? I've seen cars fly in this movie, dude. I've seen half-eagle, half-pucking horses in this movie. Bro, you ever see Moab drops? I was going to say, we're going to do a Moab bomb.

Mother of all bombs. It's the closest thing to nuclear. It's the Cephalo nuclear bomb. They have Voldemore and all the bad guys. It could be tough. It's done, dude. Hey. Oh, hey, what's that?

It's a missile. I got it. And it's fucking done, dude. That thing is a fireworks show to them. Here he gets on his broom. Guess what? Done. It's out.

Oh, you're sweating. It's sweating. Hey, Steel Team 6 is coming in. They're in the submarines. Dumbledore literally knows everything that's going on. Oh, you're about to get me? Teleport. Right?

It's like, there's no issue. They have a vanishing clause. That's in that motherfucker. I put this water in here? It's in Europe. Wait, wait, wait. Now, correct me of I wrong, though, because I don't know all the details. Hogwarts is a school for wizardry, right?

Witchcraft and wizardry. Excuse me? So you are, you are learning. Correct? Yeah. So, just like any other school, there's a smart kids and the fucking dumb kids, right? Right. So Harry is nice with it.

He's nice with his thing. He's not as nice as Hermione, but that's the wrong point I made on my show. Hermione is nice with it, and then fucking Rupert and then, and there's going to be a bunch of, like, fucking fat loser kids who aren't good at wizarding yet. I think you think of Neville Long Bottom right now? Yeah. Neville Long Bottom.

Neville has a glow up like no one's seat. He comes out. He's very into plants right now and he's absolutely killing it. There's casualties in every war. So there's like he's taking a sniper and he's gone. But if you got, what happened? Voldemort's in there, I think it's tough.

If you get the evil on the side and they're all working here. Who's he fighting for then? Is Voldemar going to fight? Boliv's fighting for America, right? Attack him. Martin. Probably the enemy of my head. enemies my friends. No, I think it's the opposite.

Because why is America attacking Hogwarts? That's a fair point. Why is America attacking Hogwarts? Power and money? Yeah, they're like... They're not a oil.

They're attacking them because they, let's say it's like a racial thing. Well, we hate wizards. I feel like Voldemort would be like, for now. Oh, you know what I'm saying? The sound like, it is amazing. Yeah.

How do they talk? Do we? Do we? I think all the wizards are taking X-Men because we've seen the story play out in X-Men. See, that's what I mean. I feel like... And the military kind of takes out X-Men.

Yeah, I think that there's other magical power people who are just more cutthroat and fucking vicious than the wizards. These are kids. At the end of the end, they're still kids. Yeah. And you've got a bunch of mutants in there. They're like ready for war. X-Men with these darts and they're fucking making them normal people again. Listen, America can come up with some shit, okay?

America, if we put our minds of wizards... How long would it take to come up with this shit? Bo. Oh, no. Go on the Vasquez. Ron? Ron literally owns something.

He just holds it right now and press the button. All the whites are his. You're not gonna show me on Wizards taking X-Men. I don't know enough about X-Men. I only know Deadpool and I respect the fuck out of his process.

I respect the fuck out of Deadpool. I love those shows. It's too much. I want to get into Marvel. I want to get into D.C. Where the fuck do I start? They have a list. They got a list.

They got a list. I don't know if I can really get into it the end game like there's an order I did it You can watch it It's an actual order

I did it leading up to I've seen them I'd seen most of them But I did it I went in like It's overwhelming though It's a lot Yeah but I'm a loser

Who doesn't have I have nothing to do I have no family I have no nothing And I could die tomorrow And nothing I would do You know what I would do

You know I would do I can show the plus side of that I can watch I can watch all the movies I want Yeah I'm so happy for you

Yeah It's dope Yeah Until Christmas. No one would care until the movie. Until Christmas. You know what you should do is wait

so your kids are old enough and then like and then you'll like watch it with them and you'll have something to do. Because sometimes I do find it hard. I know a lot. I actually knew the comic shit like back in the day when I was a kid

and then kind of fell off. And now I haven't seen all of them but I still kind of know the stories and shit but I just find it very daunting to be like I got to watch 18 of these motherfuckers or even like 10 in these movies. So it's hard to like That's a good point.

Yeah, but if you're with your kids and doing it. See, I try to do that with my four-year-old. We're big into Halloween. We call it Spook-Tober. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys go hardcore. My daughter about how, like, how you're in your whole life?

Like, as a kid, too, or you got in that later? Like, I always enjoyed Halloween. I just thought it was something so cool about, like, all that shit. I'm not going to just dive into this. But, like, I told my daughter, like, we're fucking Halloween people. You know what I'm saying? Like, she's all about it. And I tried to watch, like, hocus,

with her and stuff like that. And she's almost there. but I can't get her to sit through the whole thing it's a little too scary. But I want to get them to age where you can just kind of watch all the shit. It's a kid's scary. That's not what you're right now, right?

Well, we watch whatever they want. Whatever they want is Sing 2 right now. Dude, Sing 2, these motherfuckers, these motherfuckers, Illumination Studios or whoever, they put Sing 2 out for on demand for rental.

For rental. $25 a rental. So you got it for $25 for 48 hours. Guess how many fucking times I had to just re-rent that shit for my kids at $25 to pop. I spent like $750 in a month on Sing 2. Because they know they got you by the balls because they know they got kids like mine who are like, I want to see Sing 2.

And I'm like, fine, whatever, here you go. 25 bucks to not even own that shit. A rental, dude. I was like, this must be a mistake. Nope. Now it's finally available like whatever. But those early days were brutal. My kids weren't even fanged by this movie.

So smart. So smart. It's the kid world you got to get into. Yeah, man. No, that's, I mean, I'm going to, I tell you, Bob. Yo, we got Shane at three. That was going to say, is it 257? Yeah, we got a bounce, I think.

Yeah. You guys got to leave? Yeah, fuck. Maybe. Should I, uh... Well, before you go, let's just hit this here real quick. No, no, no, no. Let's see if he can push it.

Yeah, I mean... I mean, he's got it. I don't know if it was $257. I just saw that in the corner, too. Time flies when you're having fun. It is, man. I would love to keep it ripping. We're good.

What a buzz kill. So fast. Yeah, that was crazy. I'm sorry, man. I was. I wanted to dive into so much stuff. So much more. We got Barstow Legends on.

What, um, can we just come back at some point? Listen, always leave them wanting more, bro. Always leave them wanting more. The people, the people will want them more, man. I didn't,

I can't believe how quick that. What's the next time we get you guys back to Nashville? I mean, now that I know how fucking fun this was, we're going to have to come back next week. Everybody listening. Hey, subscribe. Ray do all this shit, man. We're dipping.

So we got like probably 10 minutes. Do you want to just keep going or is there something specifically you want to do? Well, we have like a tier. We have a tier. Yeah, I love it out with you guys, man. We haven't even talked about barstool shit. Yeah, fuck Barstool. Whatever.

Right? Some of the boys. Just keep on paying. We don't too. He's outside of our apartment. What kind of tier thing we got, Jack? Hey. K's.

Knew it was coming. coming. No, no, no. This is, this, oh, yeah, this is hurt. As soon as I, this is going to hurt somebody's feelings. I got to go, I got to go, I mean, top tier, so three in the top tier? There's, there's, there's, okay, I'm going to go Dave, Dan,

and I go Brianna Chicken Fried top tier right now. And then she's going to be the next Alex Cooper. I think she is a fucking mega star in the waiting. What makes her great? She can do, she's, she's, first of all, she's a chick, and she has a legion of girls, like, in her army. she can move merch I think like second only to Alex Cooper

and she's like actually she knows that like she came up through TikTok being like the party girl who drinks a lot but she knows what she's doing like very smart girl grew up in like she had like addict sisters that she had to like deal with and overcome she grew up real fast very adult

despite the fact that she's like a party girl and I think she's gonna be like I think she'll get like an Alex Cooper type bag I'm ever on the bus so then second tier I'd have to go PFT Roan Caleb and then third tier which is still I mean that's not a knock but those are those are newer those are all newer employees bullshit is you didn't put anyone bad on the list yeah like like there's you could have put people on the list it was like oh fucking frank on there man

because you put easy three like he's like oh that's third tier but the I got to go you don't have to you don't have to use this yeah no where do you guys put yourself where do you put kFC where you put fights where do you put k I mean, I always think that there's like a top five of Dan Dave, me fights, and K. Marco was like one of the original guys now. Obviously, things have changed as far as, like, what we do now. But, I mean, it was so, to grow this shit was so fucking different.

And I still don't think people realize, like what, it sounds so much like, in my day, we went up uphill both ways. Oh, should I got to tell him to get, he text paths to get, Shane. But, like, to grow it was like, I mean, we did. so much writing and so much around the fucking clock to the point that I think we're all like fucked in the head a little bit so I think that

you know as far as like tier of talent I think I would be like near the bottom but as far as like tier of barstool importance and and who needed like how it all needed to unfold I think there's that that five man team that was like that's an incredible answer if it doesn't if that doesn't unfold the way it does I don't know if there is a Caleb and a chick

fry to do what we do where we do it, how we do it, you know. Do you put fights in the tier system? He's at the very bottom. Bottom, for sure. No, me and Fidelberg are not talented people. No. We're just...

How do you go off in this world who's talented and who's not talented? I think that there are people who have, like... You guys do live shows. The same way that, like, I sometimes laugh when I see our podcast is like in the same level of the charts as like Bill Burr and Chris DeStefano

and Two Bears One Cave because those guys are like, to me, like, the most talented people in the... Yeah. And we just... just shoot shit. You know what I mean? So, I mean, I guess if you want to say that, like, being a conversationalist is a talent, then I guess

we're okay. But I don't think we don't, I don't think we have, like, talent. No. I think we just... I think we have a skill that is monetizable and popular right now in the world of, like, entertainment. Yeah, five years will be homeless, so how talented can we be?

How many funny people are just, like, guys busting balls before the internet and podcasts didn't have a career? People tell us all the time. They just missed it. they come to a guy, like, dude, I could do that. So, and they're probably right. But also it's like, then do it, bro. You wouldn't do it.

100%. The response is always, we'll just do it. They'd love to be able to get paid to talk to my friends. Like, okay, we'll do it. Get a podcast and do it. Yeah, people don't understand. It was a lot of timing. We came up at the right time.

Internet came up. You know, Boston sports was blowing up. And it all unfolded. But I don't think, you know, I think there are certain guys, PFT is like a comedic genius to me that if it wasn't during the internet era, if he was coming up in like the 80s,

he would have been like a script writer or whatever was hot, you know, hot that. I'd switch Caleb and PFT, and that's just out of output. Yeah, yeah. And then that would be my tier system in order. And the bottom three are awesome, too. I'm going to be a pussy about this.

But like the bottom three are awesome. They just do stuff that I'm not really interested in. I don't really do much gambling. I don't really watch that much college football. And I'm not a chick in the office guy. So the bottom three, just that's not my interests. Yeah. Who's a sleeper?

Who's somebody that should be up on the list? Oh, good question there. Dana B. Rico? Dana B or Sass. Sass is going to be funny. I fucking love Owen. I love Owen. Obviously, Nick and K.B.

Anyone who's nothing at all like me is, those are my favorite people. Who are not my kind of humor at all like that. Nick is really, really funny. Nick is really funny. You know who is one of the funniest characters, like, at the joint right now, is our producer Jackie is like a female Fidelberg and like she's not

she's more producer than content but man some of the shit that comes out of her mouth is absolutely fucking hilarious unintentionally funny that's why she's funny she just lives her life and I'm like you have no idea how ridiculous you are

but yeah she's a sleeper I think I think we gotta go yeah we gotta go I think we gotta go I think we gotta go but I went along to say more but

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