Bussin' With The Boys - Kyler Murray Bounce Back Week, Tennessee Will Upset Alabama

Episode Date: October 13, 2022

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That's what happens when you win games. I know you see me. I know you see me rocking. You see this new lighter? I know you guys see me rocking a new little torch lighter. That's what happens when you get paid. But we're not going to get arrogant. We're not going to get cocky.

Jack, please let the people know how we did because we've been on an absolute terror these last three weeks on the NFL, the last three weeks. And in college now, the last two weeks, we've had winning records. Jack, please let everybody know how we've been doing. update everybody. Yeah, starting with college.

We're living in the green. We went three and two. But those two losses? I mean, would you like to... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Three and two, I thought we were four and one. What are the two losses? Nebraska and the over.

Hmm. That's right. I took the fucking over in the Illinois Iowa game. I actually personally bet Illinois to win, so I kind of fucked everybody by not... Yeah, I guess we got to say three and two, but realistically, like, I am four and one. Bet the bus three and two, I was four and one.

But how are we doing the NFL? Let everybody know how the boys did in the NFL. NFL, again, just absolutely glowing. Five one and two, and you know when there's ever a one in between there, it doesn't even count. So it might as well just be five and two. Really, we should just be six and two. And I think that's where we should be sitting at.

But for the viewership, five one and two. Jackie, boy, that's where you got a wrong. The five wins, one, lost two draws. I'm going to explain where the two draws coming. Yeah, we had two draws. We basically, we went five and one on the weekend, and here's why. Let me explain. People might be saying, hey, Will, you lost the Packers game to start off the Sunday morning.

You're all right. Keep your head in it. You're right there. Keep your head in it. You're good, brother. I know you got Tennessee, Alabama coming up this weekend. There's a lot on your mind. There's a lot on your mind.

But our one loss, which I'll say it hand up, we lost to the Jets. The Dolphins lost the Jets game. That's on me. I didn't know Teddy Bridgewater was going to go down. That's on me. I lost. Put that loss. Miami Dolphins on me.

I failed everybody else. I failed us all. That loss is on me. What I will say, game on international soil, we know how we feel about those. They don't fucking count. Yes, yes, we picked the Packers to win and cover and Aaron Rogers to rain bombs over Baghdad over there in London. But that did not happen.

However, games on international soil do not count. We put those aside. The bet the bus lock of the week, and here's where I feel bad. However, the rule is when the lions lay a goose egg like that against the Patriots, and God bless Bailey Zapi, I'm sure he tuned into this and had his bulletin board material to motivate him to beat the shit out of our lions because we picked them for a bet the bus lock of the week. The loss is so bad that's one of those wins, you just take the tape and you throw it in the trash,

and you pretend it never happened. And you just bring positivity into the building because I'm sure that's what the lions are doing, because you got to be like, we average 35 points a game all season up until the boys want to best the lock of the week that we want to be. to throw up a goose egg. We're going to pretend we're still averaging 35 points a game. We're going to pretend that that game didn't happen. That's what we're doing over here at Bet the Bus. That loss was so bad, we're not even going to claim it, but what I'm going to do for you guys. Here's what I'm going to do. Since some of you are like, oh, here will goes, not claiming his losses.

He's going to be out there spouting off at the mouth, 5 and 1 when he really lost two games. Here's what I'm going to do for you, haters. Since we lost our Bet the Bus lock of the week, what I'm going to do for you guys this week is I'm going to give you the first ever, the first ever double lock, bet the bus, picks of the week presented by your boy, pay off Willie. But here's what I want to happen because, again, we don't want to get arrogant. We don't want to get cocky. We don't want to get overconfident because we've been, we've been attaining a lot of success. We've been getting a lot of wins, a lot of Ws.

We've been buying new shit. We've been taking our women out on better quality dates. We've been paying for those steak dinners. We've been living the fucking life, but we got to stay humble. We have to stay humble. We have to respect the game. Not only respect the game, you got to respect the board. The famous, who's that famous kickboxer?

He always says it. He said it. It was a kickboxer said it. Everybody's got a plan until they get hit in the mouth. The board has a fucking plan this weekend for us. We're about to go over it. I think we got like six NCAA games, six NFL games. We're going to get to the board's plan for this weekend.

But the board has a plan. The board has a plan until we knock them in the fucking. mouth. And that's what we have to keep doing. We have to keep throwing fucking punches and move forward because that's how winning's done. I don't know where I got that, Cordia. I think it was from Rocky Balboa. Rocky 7, I believe, Rocky 6 maybe. But we got to stay, we got to respect the game. We got to respect the board. J.P., Jack, whoever's going to kick us off of the NCAA, let's get into the NCAA slate. We got a lot of good games for you guys. And I'm telling you, I'm learning. We're getting this thing right. We're getting this thing right. Let us know who we're starting off with

this week, JP. The board is in trouble because the board looks really good this week, Will. First, we have TCU at Kansas. What's you thinking? Hey, brother. TCU, Kansas was last week. Get your

fucking head out of your ass. We talk about preparation. I'm telling you guys, this isn't, you guys think I'm up here just fucking joking around all the time. You got to respect what's coming this weekend. Or we're going to get humbled fucking quick. You wear your cape back there Jack, you're laughing around in the back of our meeting.

JP, you're rocking the fucking wife, Peter. You're laughing. You're goofing around. You're making the wrong picks. We got to dial in or we're going to get fucking humbled this weekend. Let's try this again. Who is our first game on the board this weekend? The first game on the board this weekend is USC at Utah.

What you think, Will? I absolutely fucking love this game because I have no clue why Utah is favorite by four and a half. I guess it's because they're at home. The Pac-12 is probably trying to get into the media and the headline somehow to make themselves relevant by being like, hey, come watch this USC, Utah game. Guys, at the end of the day, USC has won five of its six games by 13 or more points. They have also won three of the last five games in this matchup when playing Utah. But you might think, okay, they got two losses.

That's not like the best record. However, here's what I'm going to tell you, Caleb Williams and Lincoln Riley, ever since they stepped foot on USC, USC has been fucking back. They started off hot since coming from Oklahoma. Williams has thrown 14 touchdowns to only one interception. Lincoln Riley has he hasn't it's not a rebuild year it's not a let's implement the culture and everything else He's coming for it fucking all look for this to be a high scoring game But the athleticism of the boy Caleb Williams and the brain of Lincoln Riley is gonna beat Utah

We love USC money line this weekend they're disrespecting the number 17 country or 17 They're disrespecting the number 17 number seven Team in the country Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it fucking is. They're fucking disrespecting them. USC is back, hammered USC money line, boys. I'd actually like to let Jack introduce this next game

because I just don't know too much about it. Possibly the biggest game of the year, 100% the biggest game of the weekend. But we're going back to Knoxville. Tennessee number six in the country versus number three, Alabama. Will, come on, man. I've been thinking long and hard about this game because there's a little bit of an emotional investment,

a personal investment in Tennessee. went to a game a couple weeks ago. The chancellor, Don Di Plowman, salute, love and support Don Di Plowman. She said, I want this to be your second home next after Nebraska. And I was like, say less. If this is how we're living every time, say less. So I have a little bit of a personal investment, but I got to leave my emotions out of it and I got to choose this game. I got to be unbiased and I got to be objective. So here's what I think about this game. Alabama has been Alabama in the beginning half of the year. Usually they mop everybody, but there's always, was one challenging game, and that game was Texas.

And ever since then, they've been seeing red, but I will say they struggled against A&M. They struggled against A&M. They struggled against those couple good teams. Hats off, number one, shout out De Quin, that quarterback over at Texas, QB1. He seems like he's going to be a hell of an athlete, by the way. Tennessee is super hot, and this game is in fucking Knoxville.

Look at me. I'm fucking it up. This game is in Knoxville. Tennessee is 4-1 against the spread this season. We went to the Tennessee game when they played Florida. they beat their ass. High scoring game. This is the number one offense in the country.

Bryce Young, you don't know if he's playing. And at the end of the day, boys, Tennessee went down to LSU. What do they call? What's their stadium called? Death Valley. Death Valley, where everyone says these are the most electric home games you will ever be at. Tennessee came to town, and Tennessee fans made that game a fucking home game. And they're singing Rocky Top at the end of the game and making that stadium theirs.

I fucking love Tennessee plus seven. Take them with the points. I love Tennessee plus seven this weekend. Personally, I might ride the fucking money line because fuck Bama and fuck you, Garrett. We got Tennessee plus seven. Let's go! All right.

Next up, we have Kansas. At Oklahoma, last week, Kansas is starting quarterback got hurt. That's why they lost to TCU. But this week, it seems like we're thinking straight, Will. What you got? Again, I might parlay every fucking game on the board. Maybe not as much in the Tennessee game. That one's a little, you got to leave that one on the side.

But Oklahoma is favored by nine points after that fucking ass beating by Texas last week. And not only that, I think they've lost how many straight? Three straight? Two straight, but their own three in the Big 12, which is a big stat. Kansas, they lost their starting quarterback. They lost their starting quarterback. I will give you that, JP, because JP picked Kansas last week over. for TCU. Unfortunately, he lost that. Bet. But who's the, who's the, who's the backup for

Jason Bean, dude? The Kansas's backup Jason Bean showed last week that he's capable to lead this team when the time comes. Yes, they lost the game, a hardfall game against TCU, but he had a minute the entire time. Now he gets an entire week to prepare. And that head coach, I'm dropping his name right now, but he's got those boys fucking dialed in. The culture there's alive. Oklahoma's 0 and 3 in Big 12 play, like I already said. They're 1 and 3 against the spread at home this season. Kansas has something to prove, and Oklahoma is just trying to salvage their season. I hate to say that because I think is it Venables?

Vennibles. Vennibles? Venables. I think I'm confusing Vrable and, yeah. Venables, I think he's a hell of a coach. I just think they're more of in a rebuild year right now. They're trying to get the culture right. Rock, chalk, fucking Jayhawk, flick Jason Bean's Bean, dude. We are hammering Kansas.

not only plus nine, but I think I feel good about the money line. Do we think money line? Money line is fucking goal, boys. Kansas, money line at Oklahoma. I love this pick. I love it. Another dub alert, another coin alert. Michigan versus Penn State.

Massive game. I think we know which way this one's going will. Let the people know. Baggies. Penn State's failed to cover their last few games. And look, they're your typical Big Ten team. They keep games close. They keep games a little bit boring.

Michigan, I think they've stumbled the last couple weeks. I think they're aware of that, and they know that they need to get back. They need to get back right. They need to prove that they're a top five team. I think they're going to do that this weekend. They're playing. It's going to be a big game. Awesome big 10 game to watch.

Seven versus number 10 or five versus number 10 team in the country. The biggest matchup will be each team's rush offense versus their rush defense because they have two of the better defenses in the game. Michigan has the six best defense in all a ball. Blake Corum, he's running like. a madman. I expect him to continue to run that ball like a Chevy Silverado. I don't know if you saw the boy. He's not an NIL deal with the local Chevy dealership, but he's at over 500 yards and four touchdowns in three games against Big Ten opponents. He's going to keep his Heisman, hopeful season going strong with the big game against Penn State and lead this team to a win.

I love Michigan covering, whatever the points are. I know the lines move. I hate being locked in early. If you lock in now, it's Michigan minus seven. Whatever it is on game day on Saturday, take the points, boys. They're going to cover. And to wrap up our undefeated college slate, we're looking at Illinois versus Minnesota. And Will, this is a little new pick of the week. Would you like to introduce it? This is our shot of the week brought to you by proper wild. I'm going to properly give you this pick because it's a fucking wildcard boys.

What I want to do with the shot of the week is I want to take a shot on a fucking underdog. I've been sitting on this. Matter of fact, I had to actually, I took a shot before the bus so I could have the focus and mental clarity to make this pick. I'll take a shot right now, and this shot goes to our proper wild shot of the week. Illinois is playing Minnesota. Minnesota is getting there starting running back, Mohammed, Ibrahim, back after injury. Him. He's a good running back.

They have a good running football team. Illinois, but Illinois is allowing less than two yards per carry this season. Illinois is also four and two against the spread this season, and want to know as an underdog, we've been saying it the last couple weeks, boys. And whether or not we've been saying it loudly, we've been saying it quietly that we love kind of betting on teams like Illinois and Kansas State. Like those are kind of the dogs this year. Bielma is getting those boys right to spread us so high this week because of the uncertainty

of Illinois's quarterback Tommy DeVito. We hope, hey, Tommy, how's your family doing? We hope you get right, Tommy DeVito. This is strength for strength with both teams loving to run the ball and both teams being able to stop the run. But I like Bielma in this situation. I like Illinois in this situation. They got momentum.

They're feeling a little something in champagne right now, and I want to be on board with it. Illinois has the nation's leading rusher and Chase Brown. Look for him to have another big day. May not win, but we are taking the points. Illinois plus six and a half. I love this fucking game. I'm personally going to be rooting for Illinois to win outright,

but we love the Illinois fighting Illinois. I almost said fighting Irish. But that's our shot of the week properly. Let's move on to NFL. You know, we've been living in the green here. Just pure net. Let's continue the streak. First game, Jaguars at the Colts division game.

No, no, no, no, no. They're part of something else. They're part of something bigger. Let's start with the Patriots. Let's start with the Vikings at Dolphins. Because I'm going to talk about the Vikings Dolphins game. Give us your thoughts. So we got Vikings at Dolphins.

Vikings are a sneaky four-in-one. I had no fucking clue. They were there, they're four-in-one right now. After that second week, everybody wanted to kill Kirk Cousins again. They were calling for his head. They're making fun of his flannel. He can't do it right. He can't win the big game.

We're out here saying, take the Vikings. I think we're going to ride Kevin O'Connell and Kirk Cousins all year long with Justin Jefferson, Dauvin, and Gavin Cook in the backfield and Adam Thielen. And we kind of slept on him after that second week. It's kind of like, all right, let's be off them for a month. I'm back on the Vikings. Again, I think they are becoming that team. I set it on busting with the boys.

I think they're coming out of the north. Dolphins are on their third string quarterback scholar Thompson, who really struggled last week. Like when Teddy B went down, he struggled. We don't know if Teddy B's in, that would be something to look to. However, even with Teddy B, I still like the Vikings because Kevin O'Connell, Kirk Cousins, Justin Jefferson, all those brains are figuring it out, bro. Justin Jefferson, I stand by it. He's the Black Cooper Cup in this system.

Look for them to have a big day. Some of the Dolphins key players are also battling injury, including Tyree Kill and Xavier Howard, which would be huge Exavian. Exavian? Yeah, Exavian. No disrespect to the boy. we'd love to have you on the Bus with the Boys, our other podcasts. But those dudes are questionable, which I think that's big, man. I just, you just don't know what's going to happen.

I think they're, like, trying to figure out when they can get to a bag, maybe Teddy B. There's a lot going on in Miami. I like Vikings to cover minus three or with the points, whatever it is come Sunday. Love it. Moving on, Cardinals at the Seahawks, both teams coming off back-to-back losses. Let us know. Let us know. Yeah, so, both, like you said, both teams coming off losses.

I think the Cardinals are going to start figuring it. out. Number one, JJ Watt coming with that presser after the game, tearing up about the him, you know, the little heart thing going on. But he's thinking of the kids that they got that, you know, they're going to, do they have twins?

Are they going to have twins? All I'm saying is JJ Watt's pressure, presser that gives you perspective on everything. I think those boys, they're going to start getting it right. And there's another thing to note. Kyler Murray, he absolutely loves video games. There's no double XP weekends anymore on the new Call of Duty. I think

Kyler's going to get back to his usual self. I think he's going to shred the fucking Seahawks because the Seahawks are allowing 30 points per game. The Cardinals are built to have a high-powered offense. The Cardinals are six and two in their last eight in Seattle and against the spread in their last 12 road games. This is a stat boys. They're 10 and two.

I think the Cardinals are covering minus three against the Seahawks at Seattle because, again, all the data points of that. And I think they're playing for bigger things outside of themselves. And Kyler Murray, he can't be on the sticks this weekend like that. All right, moving on, probably the matchup of the weekend. We got the Bills at the Chiefs, two juggernauts, and it's going to be a fun one. Where are we sitting at?

I love the Bills minus two and a half. The Chiefs played well against my Raiders. You know, I think that was, you know, they shouldn't have. Raiders, they basically should have won that game. This is the first meeting since the last year's AFC championship. Patrick Mahomes versus Josh Allen. Number one, I'm just going to go ahead and say, Josh Allen's going to be in my bet the boys parlay, which was a massive hit last week.

I think they're going to air raid the Chiefs. The Chiefs might air raid them back. However, the Bills have a good defense. They're only giving up 4.4 yards per play, which is the second best in the league. Matt Milano, those guys on defense, they fucking run to the ball. I love watching them play not only on offense, but on defense. The Chiefs O'Line's been struggling to protect Mahomes too. Von Miller, he's going to fucking love that.

He's going to be chomping at the bit to get after that boy. This is a revenge game for the bills. I like the bills to cover minus two and a half. And again, I love Josh Allen to have a big day. This is going to be an exciting game. I think everybody's going to be tuned in. Great game to watch. I think it's in the afternoon, a 3.30 kickoff.

I think it's the afternoon sleigh. Bills, minus two and a half. We got a homecoming game. Homecoming alert. Joey B. going back to Louisiana. Bingles at the Saints. What's your pick? If the cigar doesn't say it, I don't know what else does.

Joe B's going back to Louisiana. since he is 11 and 2 against a spread in their last 13 games. New Orleans is one in five against the spread in their last six games against Cinez. New Orleans is also like, again, they're a team that's like they're getting wins. They're trying to build momentum right now. I think Censey's going to start clicking.

They have the young talent. They have the firepower. They just got to continue to get it going. Joe B is going to fucking do it right. He's going to come in. He's going to be dressed to the nines walking in that stadium. I like Joe Burrow in the Cincinnati Bengals, minus one and a half to cover against the Saints.

Would you like to introduce the very first of its kind? Before we get to our bet the bus lock of the week, our first ever double lock of the week, we're going to chime in. Our guy, again, he just got out of prison last week. Last week he went 0 and 4. He's on the hot seat. I had a big talk with him.

My man, we're going to have to get this shit turned around. Or people are just going to have to know, hey, fade the guy. Because he went 1 and 4. But again, he was in prison. He couldn't study the games. He couldn't see the board. he didn't see the sunlight. He had to make emotional decisions.

He's trying to hold on to anything that's outside of those four walls that he was in. And unfortunately, he failed, but we're going to chime in. He sent us a nice voice message. You guys are going to love this call in. Let's listen in to the guy. Playoff, Willie, I'm back, and I'm not going to make any excuses for last week, but I was locked up in jail. I couldn't talk to anyone on the inside for all my games,

what's going on with the players, schemes, data, everything. Anyways, we're going to just forget last week happen. I got five winners for you this week. Panthers fire their head coach. Go all in on the Panthers. Plus 10 and a half against the lousy Rams. A little Super Bowl hangover. I love the Panthers.

They're going to be playing for their new head coach this week. It's going to be a great game for the Panthers. Moving on to the Bills, favorites at Kansas City. Patrick Mahomes has never been an underdog at home. Until now, for good reason. Josh Allen, MVP, great all-time bills team. They're going to blow them out. No Tyree kill with the Chiefs anymore to destroy the bills.

I'm going big on the bills and Josh Allen. The Steelers are terrible, Willie. They are one of the worst teams in the league. They're going to get beat by 20 plus every other week. And another big game for Tom Brady going to Pittsburgh. He's going to blow out Kenny Pickett, the rookie. I'm taking Tampa big. And then Cooper Rush, it's coming.

to an end, my friend. You're going to lose this week. You're going to lose Eagles at home, big game. Jalen Hertz and them boys are going to destroy the cowgirls. I love Jalen Hertz and the Eagles on this one. And why not? I'm sticking with the Ravens. They've been screwing me all year, Willie, but I love them going up to New York and they're going to destroy the giants, overrated giants. I don't know how they won in London last week. Must have been jet lag for the Packers. I'm going big on Lamar Jackson, the Great Eight. Let's get it back. rolling. All right. Thank you, the guy. All right, our first ever bet the bus double lock of the week. I was trying to figure out which one of these are going to be my lock of the week. And I just said,

fuck it. We're going to go bet the bus double lock of the week first ever because I let the people down last week. We do that, we do that tape in the trash. That game doesn't count. But because some people feel slighted, I'm going to do you guys a nice solid. And this is your first ever double, first ever double lock of the week. Scroll, oh, here are the games right here. Here's your double lock of the week, boys. Jaguars Money Lion at the Colts. They're underdogs in this game,

and I have no fucking clue why. The Jags beat their ass, 24-0-Nove 2 this season. The Jags are starting off hot. They've cooled off a little bit. However, again, I still like Doug Peterson. I still like Coach Peterson. I still like Trevor Lawrence.

I still like those guys figuring it out. They got a good front seven. They got a good offense. Matt Ryan and the Colts, we watched them. We watched them. them against the fucking Broncos last week. It was boring and shit. It was worse than being at a high school women's basketball game. Actually, it wasn't, it was, yeah, it was worse than that.

I would rather watch a women's basketball game than watch that shit. They're not going to move the ball. They're not going to do shit. Frank Wright has a career record four and five against the Jags, and the Jags have won their last two meetings against the Colts. What am I seeing right there? Exactly what that is. The Jags knocked the Colts of the playoffs last year. And again, beat their ass 24-0 in week two this season. The Jags are winning this game. money line lock of the week this is your first lock your second lock patriots do we say plus three I get to get some do we take the points with the patrons are we going to go money like you're talking about you're going to go fucking money line because it's bullshit they're underdogs

against the browns bellichick owns these boys he's eight and one all time against the browns the browns see that patriot uniform out there it makes a difference you see the patriots lined up out there you're thinking oh we're going to get dusted Bailey zappy god bless him he listened to this show and he got motivated bulletin board material somebody like bailey zappy is not going to win is not going to beat the Detroit Lions. They hung up 20, what was it, 29, nothing against the Lions last week? They beat their ass. They played defense against the best offensive ball and shut them out.

The D-Corporadet should be up there. What is that? Matt Patricia? Matt Patricia. You should be up there rolling tape. Boys, we can beat this shit out of anybody. This should be every week. This is the standard. Get after the quarterback, stop the run, make him one-dimensional.

And the Browns ain't got a whole lot. Deshawn Washington just got left back in the building. He's poison. That man's home. He's bringing in photos and shit that you don't want to see. He's corrupting those dudes' mind. This is going to be an asshole bin. The Patriots have also won four straight in this series.

The Patriots Money Line at Cleveland. It's going to happen. Jaguar's Money Line in Indy. It's going to happen. This is your first ever double lock of the week, presented by proper wallet as always. But those are your locks. I fucking love the board.

And as a matter of fact, I might sprinkle a little parlay. I might sprinkle a little parlay on the entire fucking board on Sunday because we're winning. We're winning five and one last week. That's with the parlay. The Bet the Boys Parlay.

And by the way, the Bet the Boys Parlay, listen, I know we're doing well. And there's a, I feel a little bit of pressure, but hey, pressure creates diamonds. Pressure creates diamonds. Because we've been performing, I think we're what? Two and one in our last three

with the Bet the Boys Parlay? Because I'm dialing it in. I might throw in a defensive player. I don't know because I know defense just a little bit, just a little bit. nine years in the league going on 10. But the bet the boys parlay is going to be a game time decision

because, again, some of these over-unders, receptions, tackles, touchdowns, all this stuff for some offensive players and defensive players. They don't come out until the day of the game. So be on the lookout for the bet the boys parlay. It's going to be a game-time decision. And I promise you, we're going to pick three, maybe five of the boys this week.

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