Bussin' With The Boys - LSU MUST WIN vs Ole Miss, Mike Vrabel & Titans Run The AFC South, Brian Daboll & New York Giants Need RESPECT

Episode Date: October 20, 2022

Recorded: October 19, 2022 | We don't want to say we're the best gambling show on Youtube. But right now no one is on a better streak than Will Compton AKA Payoff Willy & The Boys First we dive into o...ur NCAA slate where it comes to our attention that Dabo Swinnery and the Clemson Tigers might be FRAUDS. Then we discuss the Lane Kiffin vs Brian Kelly matchup. LSU is in a must win situation and when you look at Ole Miss's schedule they could also be potential frauds. Next we get into our NFL games (which we are crushing by the way) where we talk everything from Zach Wilson and the New York Jets to Arthur Smith and the Atlanta Falcons. It has also become apparent to us that Mike Vrable and the Tennessee Titans are back on top of the AFC South. Enjoy this show that is full of locks, and as always please gamble responsibly. ---- Gamblers Prayer Motivational speech NCAA Picks Proper Wild Shot of the Week NFL Picks The Guy Lock of the Week Bet the Boys Parlay ---- SHOP: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/bussin-with-the-boys FOLLOW THE BOYS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Twitter: https://twitter.com/BussinWTB Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BussinWTB Website: https://www.bussinwtb.com ---- SUPPORT OUR SPONSOR Proper Wild: Go to properwild.com/barstool to try Proper Wild 30% Off.For more, visit barstool.link/bussinwtbSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:51 Pay off Willie, aka Year 10, aka Year 10. I'll say that again, year 10, boys. We're making cash. We're getting late. We're getting paid. Before we start, as always, let us all bow our heads. And say a little prayer to the gambling gods.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Lord, grant us the serenity to accept the things that we cannot change. The courage to make the bets that we can this weekend, Lord, the wisdom to know that it ultimately does not matter. For thine is the kingdom, the power. This Barstow Sportsbook, O Holy One, Yours Forever. living one day at a time, enjoying every each bed at a time, Lord, accepting the hardships and the losses that as we go and walk on this pathway to peace, taking it just as Jesus did, the losses that he had the face, not as we would have it because we wouldn't want to do go through
Starting point is 00:02:55 all that, but trusting that you will make all the things right if we just surrender to your will and win them all this weekend so that we can reasonably be happy. after the weekend's over. So we can be extremely happy with you forever in the next life, Lord, and live in abundance. Amen. Boys, I feel good. If you can see, I feel like I look good. I feel like I look decent right now.
Starting point is 00:03:20 I'm dressing a little bit of a peeky blinders fit with a little mix of Miami on my face with the shades. As Dion Sanders, the great Dion Sanders would say, you look good, you feel good. You feel good, you play good. You play good. They pay good. They pay good.
Starting point is 00:03:35 That means you're living good. And if you're living good, that means you're bent with payoff, Willie, because we're on an absolute fucking terror. We're on a winning streak. You know, winning streak, as in, we've been positive for the last three or four weekends in a row. Jack, can you please debrief everybody on the success that we've been having over here, bet the bus?
Starting point is 00:03:52 Yes, we are living in the green. Our accountant is extremely happy with us. But the record last week for week six, we were four and two in the NFL and three and two in college football. I mean financially solvent, as they would say, we're absolutely on a Wilcompton tear. Dude, I love that. And if, I know it says three and two college football,
Starting point is 00:04:15 if you're following me closely on the internet on Twitter, I did release another little pick game day, the day of the over on Tennessee, Alabama, which hit, which actually brought me to four and two, but you guys got to play close attention to pay off Willie, so I'm a little agile out there. Before we get going, I do want to say, I've never seen a board so clearly this weekend.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Yes, we've dropped two games in the NCAA and the NFL. Yes, we won four on top of that. But JP, as you would say, we're not trying to be good. We're trying to be fucking great. And I've never seen a board so clearly, and I'll tell you why. Number one, I started off the morning before I got cleaned up, a nice workout. I took a shot of proper wild. And I've never had so much productivity.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Is it productivity or productivity? Productivity? I've never had so much productivity in my morning studying the board. studying the analytics that Mitch would give us, the focus, the energy. Can we just roll, can we, can we do the ad right now? Can we run the ad? We might as well shut up.
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Starting point is 00:05:49 of the week. I've had one of these this morning. I'm going to take one right now for you, and I'm going to take one when we do our shot of the week. But it's clean all day energy, designed to boost your energy focus and productivity. Proper while small. Two and a half-ounce shots are great to take on the go, saving you lots of time when you need that long and lasting energy. We're going to need this weekend, boys, because the board is big. The board is big. There's a journey that goes into every weekend. Guys, we only get so many opportunities per year.
Starting point is 00:06:22 In college, I think we get like 10 to 13 opportunities per year in college. In the NFL, we get at least 17, then we get in the playoffs. Every weekend matters. If you guys have been betting against me and fading payoff, Willie, God bless you. You're not winning, but you can always turn it around and jump on board. We have a great board this weekend. Set the standard. We set the standard.
Starting point is 00:06:46 The standard is good right now. We're chasing greatness, but the standard is just good right now, but we're chasing greatness. With that, we've got to look at Friday. Everybody gets excited on Friday. Everybody gets excited on day one. Not everybody's as excited on day three, because you might go through some turmoil. you might go through some losses. You got to set a standard because if you don't set a standard for yourself,
Starting point is 00:07:08 you're going to fall to your feelings. Your feelings always fail you. These facts that I'm about to deliver, they don't care about your feelings. But you got to set a standard because day one, Will Compton, is not going to feel the same as Day 3, Wilcompton at the end of the weekend after taking a couple losses? But you find that standard, you bet with the boys, you're going to keep moving forward.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Your feelings, yes, they're going to lie to you all the time. You've got to trust the standard that we're laying out because we're laying out a great formula. You've got to ask, why not us? and why not now? This weekend, it starts. Kick us off, brother. JP, kick us off, Jack.
Starting point is 00:07:40 I don't know who it's going to be, but kick us off with this NCAA slate because I love what we're seeing right now. Dude, arguably my favorite pick we've ever had right here. And it's Syracuse at Clemson. We're dabbling with the spread a little bit, Will. Tell us what we're doing exactly with it. This is a great game because I want to just say it right now.
Starting point is 00:07:59 I think Clemson, they're a bunch of fucking frauds. Yes, I know their college kids trying to get a degree and make it outside of, you know, maybe not playing pro ball, like 99% of the kids don't do, but they're a bunch of fucking frauds in there at number five. Syracuse leads the ASE by, leads the ACC by only allowing 13.2 points per game. They're the best defense in the ACC. Clemson, they haven't really played anybody. All these teams in the ACC, there's a few good ones.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Syracuse, I respect. Wake Forest, I respect. I think Duke we respect this beginning of year. I don't know if we still respect. We don't respect those motherfuckers either. But Clemson's in the top five. We don't know how they're doing it. But Syracuse, they have a lot of momentum to build on.
Starting point is 00:08:39 They're 4-1 against the spread this season, only giving up more than 20 points in any game this season at all. I don't even know if I made sense right there trying to get that out of my mouth. But they haven't given up over 20 points on any game this year. Both teams are top two in rush defense in the ACC. Syracuse held Clemson to 116 rush yards last year. I think they do it again. There's a lot of juice.
Starting point is 00:09:04 They're hot right now. Syracuse has a lot of confidence. They have a couple wins. They're coming off a big NC State win. They beat Purdue earlier in the year. I know people are like, oh, it's just Purdue. Well, who the fuck has Clemson played? Nobody.
Starting point is 00:09:13 The spread right now is plus 13 and a half in favor. Obviously, it's in favor of Clemson. But we got 13 and a half points. I'm not saying Syracuse is going to win this game, but Syracuse is going to cover because they know how to play defense. They know how to run the football. And as long as you do that, keep control the clock, you're going to have a two-score game.
Starting point is 00:09:30 You're probably going to have a two-score game. wherever they're playing it. I think it's in Clemson. But we're going to take Syracuse plus 13 and a half this weekend. I love that fucking pick. I love that pick as well. And for some extra money, go ahead and hit the money line on it as well. I have some inside info in Greenville, South Carolina. Next, Will, we got Purdue at Wisconsin.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Did you just say you got inside info in Greenville, South Carolina? So with Clemson, so you're just saying you're going to take the money line with Syracuse? Yes, sir. Hey, boys. 1-800 gambler Go at your own wrist With our boy JP back there
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Starting point is 00:10:16 All right Wisconsin has been a different team Since they fired Paul Chris Wisconsin has won 15 straight against Purdue I think that's all you need to know Because Wisconsin is favored At minus two and a half It's not a big spread
Starting point is 00:10:26 They're playing in Madison It's gonna be fucking rocking What's that little it's jump around where they're jumping around the crowd hey hey oh oh jump around that was shout and jump around either way they're going to be fucking dance and celebrating because wisconsin's going to whip their ass Purdue is a good respectable football team but Nebraska took it out of them last weekend Nebraska gave them a fight of their life last weekend Wisconsin is also 12 and 3 against the spread in their last 15 against Purdue
Starting point is 00:10:55 look for Wisconsin to let everything loose boys they fired their coach they're not playing for a a lot. They're in the tougher side of the division in the Big Ten and the conference. Yeah, they're in the tougher. They're in the tougher division. They're in the tougher side of the Big Ten Conference. They can let it all fly. They can have trick plays. They can have fake punts. They can have trick plays on offense. More trick plays. More things. Easy boys. Hammer. A minus two and a half Wisconsin, Madison. Let's fucking go. We're two and no so far, about to make it three. know we got two teams debuting on the board this week, Texas A&M at South Carolina.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Will. I just puked money right there. JP, we're going to need you on this because South Carolina, I don't know how I'm feeling about this game. They only got A&M favored by three and a half. Minus three and a half favored by A&M. That's kind of a spin zone for me. I know South Carolina's coming off a big win, but they're also one in six following,
Starting point is 00:11:55 one and six against a spread following a win. They kind of have a hangover. they don't have a lot of success ever. So when they do, they kind of lapse a little bit the next week. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey on. Let me get some of these stats out before I give you the mic. A&M allows 1809.6 rush yards per game.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Marshawn Lloyd, I know you think he's a stud. He can have a day. The formula's out there. Ab State did it. Run the ball, control the clock, make the game close at the end. App State pulled it off. Then I think somebody else almost pulled off. A few teams almost pulled off against A&M.
Starting point is 00:12:26 The formula's out there. Do we need to not sleep on the Cox this so we can give us something, J.P., because I'm nervous, and I'm literally going to put this in the hands of our South Carolina Gamecock himself, the cock commander of the year. J.P. Hovey, talk to us hove. Well, I believe you're a great gambler, but you're looking too much at the numbers right now, too much at the stats and facts. This game has nothing to do with stats and facts.
Starting point is 00:12:50 This game has everything to do with Shane Beamer, Marciaun Lloyd, and Spencer Rattler. People forget, preseason Hyseons favorite. this week he's coming out no pause and we're gonna bring that money line I'm hitting the money line on South Carolina hang on I you juiced me you juiced me until you said
Starting point is 00:13:07 who's a who's a preseason Heisman candidate? Spencer Rattler let's not fucking get ahead of ourselves the videos are out there on the type of player he is you can't judge him at 17 you can't judge him at 17 but you can get a nice look
Starting point is 00:13:23 in the box I know he's a wouldn't he like a Pre-season Heisman candidate last year, too, before he wet the bed in Oklahoma and got traded, basically. Yeah, you can call it the transfer portal. They got there to trade that motherfucker. They had to trade that motherfucker. Here you go again with these facts. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I'm just saying. I, you know, JP respectfully, fuck you. I'm taking A&M minus three and a half as South Carolina. Yeah, Ole Miss and Luce. You're next. Go ahead. All right. This is an awesome fucking game.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Hang on. Is this, put that shit on. Where are we at? We are not fans of AB here, but we will put that shit on when needed. Ole Miss at LSU or Kansas State TCU, which is our shot of the week. Because we got to have a proper wild shot of the week. We got to see this as a clear, productive, energy-focused win brought to you by Proper Wild. And I don't want to miss because right now we're 1-0 with Proper Wild on board.
Starting point is 00:14:23 I do not want to let them down. I don't want to let the people down. Do we go LSU beating Ole Miss? I know they're favored by one and a half, but Ole Miss started as the favorites minus two and a half. Now it's LSU minus one and a half. Mitch taught us. He taught us a few episodes ago.
Starting point is 00:14:38 When the line moves like that, that means a lot of people are betting in favor of LSU. I think there's a lot of optimism on why you should. It's at LSU. I think LSU's backs are against the wall right now. They need to get a fucking win if they're going to compete and be around, stick around late in the year, especially for the SEC championship,
Starting point is 00:14:53 if they want to be in those bigger bowl games. LSU's in a must-win situation. Ole Miss, I don't know if they're in a must-win situation. I don't know if they feel it like that with the schedule that they've had. Yeah, they're 6-0, but are they a lucky 6-0? They kind of seem like Fraze being the number seven team, the number seven team in the country. I think our shot of the week, and I'm going to say it right now,
Starting point is 00:15:15 we're going to use this game. It's going to be LSU covering minus 1.5 against Ole Miss. Yes, they're the last. the favorites, but again, we're talking about the number seven team in the country. LSU is unranked. They have a lot to prove. Did LSU play last weekend? Oh yeah, Florida, big one against Florida. It's a big one against Florida after getting mopped by fucking Tennessee. Yeah, in the swamp. You know they're going to come back and try to put on for their fans, bro, because the fans left. The fans left last time they were at home because Tennessee took over. LSU's going to make a statement
Starting point is 00:15:48 in this game. I like LSU minus one and a half for our proper wild. Fuck, for our proper wild shot of the week. We're going LSU minus one and a half to LSU boys. LSU. Yeah. Ed Oteron. Oh, Togai goes, I'm going to be a juiced, boys. Sneaking back here is a little pumpkin
Starting point is 00:16:10 cream cold brew. Gary came in yesterday to the bus talking about how, like, the proper wild like how the, what? Oh yeah, I'm rambling. I'm going. I'm juiced right now. I'm excited. We're undefeated so far. We're fucking winning. We're winning this weekend.
Starting point is 00:16:25 We've won the last three. or four weeks in a row. I say three or four. We've won the last four weeks in the NFL. We've won the last three weeks in a row in the NCAA because the week before that, we had a bad. We had a down time. But it's all right. We're setting the fucking standard. But Gary yesterday coming in was talking about how he loved the proper wash shots. He's like, hey, you should start off taking them in the morning because it does, like, boost your energy. You don't feel like you're getting some midday crash because my man was dialed in yesterday with the phone calls and meetings. And he did give credit to, and this is not a fucking, like,
Starting point is 00:16:52 yeah, we're selling proper while left and right. We got 30% off for you. Anytime you guys want to use the code. Fucking saving you. Hey, I'm making you money and I'm fucking saving you money. But G was endorsing proper while really heavy. And I used it this morning to start off my year 10. My training has been fucking dialed, boys. I'm telling you training, sauna, conditioning.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Your 10 is ready to go. And it's being, you know, I am now putting proper while in my year 10 training regimen. It's all I'm saying. The last game, Kansas State at number 8, TCU is favored by three and a half. The over under here is 54. It's moved down. It started off where, Mitch? It started off at 59.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Now it's moved down to 54. That's because Kansas State plays a good defense. They just had a by week. They're coming off a lot of big wins. And Kansas State and Illinois, I've said all year long, there are a little dark horse in the gambling game. I'm kind of scared, though, because TCU, they're a good football team. TCU games have hit the over four times.
Starting point is 00:17:46 So I think we're going to say over 54. Right now we're going to say over 54. Maybe I'll talk myself into Kansas State by the end of this. TCU has the best offense in the Big 12 averaging 45.8 points per game. That's not a good start for wanting to pick Kansas State. However, they play good defense. We all know that there's no defense in the Big 12.
Starting point is 00:18:03 I think Klein's going to have those boys dialing in in Kansas State. Do we go? Number one, over 54, hammer that. That one we're hitting the fucking over. There is no defense in the Big 12. We are hammering TCU, Kansas State. They're going to come out lighting it up. Or not Taylor Martinez.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Adrian Martinez hasn't thrown a pick all year. Last year, he threw a pick every 35 attempts. I hate saying that because he was on Nebraska doing that in that offense. Now they got him playing. He's seeing things from a whole proper wild level. He's saying things clearly energy focused. He's producing out there. He hasn't thrown a pick in the last, I don't know, 100.
Starting point is 00:18:38 I don't know what the stat is. Look it up. Never. He doesn't throw picks. Yeah, I think it's like 150 or 180. He hasn't thrown a pick. I think it's going to be a high scoring game. And I like...
Starting point is 00:18:50 Don't do it. Kansas State plus three and a half. Kansas State. plus three and a half. Let's fucking ride wildcat. How many weeks, though? Do we have to figure out the TCU is legit, though? Listen, I've been on TCU. They made me some money. They made me some coin.
Starting point is 00:19:04 But also Kansas State has... I love Adrian Martinez. I love my boy, Adrian Martinez. Yes, I'm a little biased. Move on. Time to be financially solvent, and we're going to start with our boys, who have, I think, taken a page out of your book since working out,
Starting point is 00:19:19 and we got the Falcons at the Bengals. There's only one person that can talk to us about this game, And it's the guy who should be on the squad right now. In due time, brother. Do not rush it. We're patient. We're being aggressive with our patient. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:19:33 We're going to be, we're going to be aggressively patient? Yeah, that's fucking it. We're going to be aggressively patient until the time comes. We're going to be aggressively patient until the time comes. That was fucking, that's why I need you, brother. And tighten that thing up on the chin. Tighten it up a little bit more. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Atlanta is 6-0 against the spread. this season. This has only happened 11 times in the history of the NFL. Yes, there's a lot of of year 10 chatter. There's a lot of year 10 rumors with Atlanta and playoff Willie, not payoff Willie. Payoff Willie, we're making, we're winning some games right now. Playoff Willie indeed, you might want to look into it coming in November, December. That's all I'm saying. Derek Carrhew's out there. He basically gave the entire season credit to me last year. Playoff Willie had everything to do with last year. That man came in. He's going to be cheeszing. He should be cheeszing because Playoff Willie was the man.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Bengals are 5 and 1. It gets a spread in their last six home games. That's a little intimidating. But the way Arthur Smith is cheers him with the boys and drinking buds with the boys after the game, which looks like in the concourse. He's not in the locker room. He's like, hey, we can do it wherever.
Starting point is 00:20:38 As long as we rush for over 100 yards and beat the 49ers, we're celebrating with some bud lights. The boys in Atlanta have a sneaky good team this year. They're young, they're talented. Arthur Smith has those boys bought in and you can tell the players enjoy playing for him. I love it. And you know what they say,
Starting point is 00:20:53 teams win, but great teams cover. Atlanta is 6 and 0 against the spread this year. Their losses, they've only been by single digits. They're in every fucking ballgame. They're a good team. They're a fucking good team. But in this situation, they're a great team because great teams cover. We're taking Atlanta
Starting point is 00:21:09 Falcons in Cincinnati plus 6. The dirty boys are going to fucking run wild. Love that. Love that. Moving on, we've got the Jets at the Broncos. Jets coming off a huge win. Broncos's biggest frauds in the league. You said it, brother. They're a bunch of fucking frauds.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Take that little dangerous Russell Wilson-Samstrom Subway and shove it up your candy asses, boys. Denver's going down at Denver. The question is, which mom's going home with Zach Wilson? Jets, not only plus two, but Jets' money line because we've got to stop disrespecting them. The Broncos are 0 and 3 against the spread at home. The Jets' defense is only allowing five yards per play, which is number seven in the NFL. Number seven in the NFL. The Broncos haven't been able to do much at all this season. We saw the boring games.
Starting point is 00:21:58 We're fucking over it. Don't overthink it. Jets. Money line. Jets. Money line at Denver. You know what Jocko says? Keep it simple, stupid.
Starting point is 00:22:06 And you did it, baby. Hey, brother. And on top of that, Gary Vee, he keeps the fucking receipts. The dude travels the games and sits in the fucking stands with the fans. The juice is there, boys. And Coach Sala, it's Sala, right? He's got them rolling. Jets, JETS.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Love it. All right. Moving on to yet another team that you have helped build around Raiders versus the Texans in Houston. I think this one's pretty obvious. Yeah, I hate seeing that they're one and four right now, especially after the culture that I laid last year going to the playoffs. We were a playoff team last year. Now they're backs against the wall.
Starting point is 00:22:40 However, I will say this, they are the best one-win team in the NFL. Their combined four wins have totaled 14 points. Or they're four, yeah. their combined four losses have totaled a total of 14 points. Big brain thinking, I'm telling you, the Raiders are good. They just got to, they got to dial some things, and they got to finish fucking games. That's all it is.
Starting point is 00:23:05 They had a 17-point lead against the Chiefs. They weren't able to keep it. They were going back and forth the entire game. It was an electric game. They have what it takes, man. They got the pieces. They got the formula. They got, they got it.
Starting point is 00:23:17 We're going, do we go minus five and a half? Or do we do the little teaser? We talked about teasers. Do we do a one and a half point teaser? Can we do that? We do a one and a half point teaser? We're going to tease? Talk to us, Mitch.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Can we do a teaser? So do we want to tell everybody what a teaser is? Yeah, do, explain what a teaser is because I think I want to do the teaser with the Raiders and the fucking Titans because the boys. So a teaser is, I mean, you go into your sportsbook and you see like you can change an alternate line, alternate spread.
Starting point is 00:23:47 A teaser is like a little bit of like a par leg. where you can go into and change your spread of like so many games as you want. You could do like a six point teaser, five, four, like whatever you want it to be. And it goes into, like in your favor. So if the Raiders are, they're supposed to be seven and a half right now, right? No, no, they're favored by five and a half. So if you want to do like a five point teaser, that would put that line down to point five. So that means they only have to cover by point five points.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Or as well, if we have go like a for a team that's not. You got to do it in a parlay, yeah? You don't have to, but you get better odds when you do it. Yeah, yeah. So, like I said, so you do that one, you do the Raiders, and then you do, like, say, the team that's like an underdog. Maybe we'll get into that a little bit later. Like, say they're, like, plus three.
Starting point is 00:24:33 It's a five-point teaser, then they're plus eight. So the teaser moves the line in your favor as to whatever you want to be. I like the teaser analogy. It basically just means, like, a teaser is move the line. Yep. We're going to do that. We're doing that. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:24:46 We're going Raiders? Teaser parlay. Do it with the best. Pinky Jack, let them know. Raiders, teaser parlay with the Titans, one and a half points. So that means the Raiders is minus four and Titans are minus one. That looks good. That sounds yummy to me. Or do we want to do Raiders minus two and a half? A three point parlay. So you get tight. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to take Raiders. We're going to move the line to minus two
Starting point is 00:25:13 and a half. So all they got to do is win by a field goal. Raiders minus two and a half. We might put the parlay out there. We might not. Because I still like the table. Titans minus two and a half. But for this game, Raiders, Texans, we're going to move the line from minus five and a half down to two, down to two and a half. That's what we're going to do for you. They're going to fucking win this game. Well, there's no better time to talk about it than now.
Starting point is 00:25:31 The Titans versus the Colts, huge divisional game. And let's just go ahead and plug it. You're in Nashville. You better be at that tailgate at Acme, Feeding Seed. We're raging, 10 o'clock, vibes high. Will, you know where this is going. We always knew where this was going. It was always Tennessee, as Jerry would say.
Starting point is 00:25:51 It was always fucking Tennessee. Tennessee minus two and a half. Are we biased? Absolutely. But the facts don't fucking lie. Tennessee owns the cults. Derek Henry is back to King Form. He's going to make these motherfuckers bend the knee, all of them.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Darius Leonard bending the knee. DeForest Buckner, bend the knee, brother. Derek Henry's back. Derek Henry and this old line, they're going to run a train on these boys, and they're going to compliment the running game. with some play action passes and some deep balls. I'm telling you, I'm feeling it. The Titans are winning this game, minus two and a half.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Jonathan Taylor is also out this week, which means the game is on the old man, Matt Ryan. Yes, he had a great game last week, but you know that arm sore. You know that arm still fucking sore from last week, dude? The Jags ran for 243 yards against the Colts a couple weeks ago. What do you think Derek's going to do to him? I'm telling you, Titans minus two and a half is damn near a lock,
Starting point is 00:26:45 but that is not our lock of the week. we have another fucking lock of the week. We're going to dial in the guy for his five picks. He knows he's on the hot seat. And I'm telling you, he's going to reel that thing back in for us. Let's get to the guy. All right, Willie, I got the text messages. I got the email.
Starting point is 00:27:00 I understand one more losing week, and they're talking about canning the guy. Look, I know what I signed up for. This is big boy business, and I'm here for it. If you want to fade me, if the fans want to fade me, good luck. You're going to be upset this week. I'm starting off Thursday night, Cardinals at home. I get D'Andre Hopkins back. Cliff Kingsbury, the worst coach in the league,
Starting point is 00:27:21 is decided to give up play calling duties. Love it. I know Call of Duty's got a new game out. Kyle Murray's going to be locked in, ready to go. Saints are missing Lattimore. They're missing Thomas. They're missing Landry. They don't have a quarterback.
Starting point is 00:27:34 They got to travel to Arizona. Big win for the Cardinals. And let's move on to my Ravens. I love them. I'm sticking by them. I think this is the week. They're three-and-three. Player meetings.
Starting point is 00:27:45 players talking to players, coaches talking to coaches, we're getting it done. The Ravens are going to turn up and blow out the Browns. I love the Ravens. If there's one thing I learned from watching the Bears last week is I'm going against the Bears every week. And especially playing at the Patriots this week got one of the best defenses. They're going to destroy that offensive line. Hammer the Patriots. I love this game Monday night.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I think it's a big spot. I hope Mack Jones doesn't play. The rookies bawling out. Take the Patriots. That's going to be another blowout on Monday night. And here's my two upsets of the week. Jets' money line, they're hot. Russell Wilson's banged up.
Starting point is 00:28:25 That locker room is a mess. I'm taking the Jets. They're feeling good. I think Zach Wilson has a huge game. He's on the tip right now just to have a big game. I'm taking the Jets money line. And then how about the Niners? Chiefs going to the Niners.
Starting point is 00:28:40 I love the Niners in this spot. I think the Chiefs drop one. I think they come back to down the reality again. I think that Bill's loss really hurts those guys. And I think the 49ers take it big. Five picks. I like most of them. There's one of like, dude, you're taking the Niners at,
Starting point is 00:28:58 you're taking the Niners beating Kansas City. That's tough. I love George Kittle. I love the boys. I love the boys in San Fran. But I don't know if I like that one a whole lot. But I think five good picks that we can kind of get, we get behind that.
Starting point is 00:29:10 We get behind that. I have a quick question about the guy. What do you got? He's been a little. bit suspect recently, and we've been saying he's on the hot seat several weeks now. Is this it? Is this chopping block week? In a performance-based industry like we are in, you would assume so. I still believe in him. I guess that's some little, like, bias that I have towards my guys. I'm a loyal dog. I like giving the guys as many chances they can get. However, here's what I'll tell
Starting point is 00:29:36 people. If he continues to play bad and you don't believe in the guy, fade him. You still win. asset. We can have, yeah, we can have, we can have winning, we can have payoff Willie, all of our picks, bet the bus, we're in the green every time. The guy might suck. That's another opportunity to stack your parlay and fucking win them all. And so you can see it two different ways. You can jump on two different sides of the fence on that one, but I think you keep him on. If he sucks and goes 0 and 5, we know what we're going to do from here on out. We hate to do it, but we know we're going to do. At the end of the day, it's a business, you know, it's a business. Yeah, and he is an asset, no matter how you slice it up.
Starting point is 00:30:15 That's well, play. Thank you, brother. Let's get to the bet the bus. Lock of the week. Jack, do you want to lay this one up? Like me, U.D., Wade, LeBron, you already know what's going to come with this? I mean, Vegas has just been disrespectful to the Giants,
Starting point is 00:30:28 and how many weeks is it going to take for them to be proven as those boys? They're not favored in this game. We've got the Giants versus Jags in Jacksonville. What's going on? The Jags are two and four. They're two and four. The Giants are, are they undefeated?
Starting point is 00:30:49 Are they five and one? They're five and one. Five and one. How were the Giants underdogs? I don't understand it. Their giants are plus three. Do you take the points or do we go to the money line? But hang on, let me, let me rattle this off.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Brian Dayball, Daibol, Daibol. He's got those boys rolling. The passionate energy he has post-game, like when he's fired up with the fans, you know he's rocking proper wild shots before the game, but he's got those dudes rolling. The Jags have the third best run defense, so this is a stat for us. Third best run defense, allowing 89 yards per game, so it may be tough for the boys' sake wanting to get rolling. However, they are very creative with him.
Starting point is 00:31:27 He doesn't just have to fucking run the ball. You can get him out of the backfield. You can get him out wide. You can do whatever to get the ball on his hands. Here's another stat for you, though. This is the fucking, this is the, yeah, this is the heater. This is the absolute fucking bear trap stat. In the last 18 games against NFC opponents, the Jaguars are 0 and 18.
Starting point is 00:31:48 And they're also 2 and 16 against the spread during that span. If that doesn't tickle your pickle your pickle and get you from 6 to midnight to lock, absolutely fucking lock the Giants, not just plus three, but we're going money line, boys. This is our bet the bus lock of the week. The line is disrespectful as hell. Brian Dabble, he's going to be celebrating with the Giants fans to go down to Jacksonville, and Jacksonville is going to continue to be two and five. They're going to be the same old Jacksonville Jaguars because we believed them in them a little bit at the start of the year.
Starting point is 00:32:15 But the AFC South runs through Tennessee now. And they're going to beat the shit out of the Colts. But we're going to keep it about the Giants right now. Giants Money Line at Jacksonville locked that fucking in. Do we have anything else, boys? The bet the boys parlay. The bet the boys parley. Game time decision.
Starting point is 00:32:31 You guys know how it works. But there's somebody that's on my radar that's on our radar that we were high-fiving about. And that's Taylor Heineckee. The boy who's been on the bus now, he's now the starter in Washington. What we're hoping for, and I'll check the phone right when we get off here. But let's hope that it's like throw for over 0.5 touchdowns. They might, we might get that.
Starting point is 00:32:54 And if so, he's going to be in our Betta Boy's Parlay. Derek Henry's back. I like him being in there somewhere. Anybody else? Rob Tunyon. He's been up to something recently. That one killed me last week. I almost did Rob Tunyon over two and a half receptions,
Starting point is 00:33:09 and he ended up getting 10, which is the most in Green Bay history. right? Right. Fucking stud. Yeah, Green Bay Packers. Same team. Same team, Mitch. But Bet Boys Parley is going to be a game time decision.
Starting point is 00:33:20 I know I let you guys down last week. Thank God I got to give away five pieces of merch so you guys felt like you got a free bet there. Game time decision. We love you. We appreciate you. I hope you left a plethora fucking comments. We need them. We need you to hit the like, comment, like, comment, like, comment.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I know we're getting toward the end of the video, so you guys are probably logging off anyway. But, hey, without further ado, boys, may God have mercy on the board because we fucking want. won't. Thank you and see you next week. Is this the week? This is the week? We go undefeated. This is the week? Hey, if we go undefeated this week and I'm wearing fucking this, it's I'm wearing fucking this, don't fuck with the peekie blinders. Don't fuck, man.
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